Wimbledon 2017 Kim Clijsters gives man tennis skirt for hit at Wimbledon

the match is very entertaining, but had to wait too long to get to the man-tennis-skirt bit:

Selfie Domino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKyxf12QVo

Is a mad scientist's world conquest machine turned on with a Absolute Power button?

Do you know anybody so unlucky they can't ever win at Solitaire?

Some pic I grabbed from FB today:

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Made me think of mouser...

A 3-legged kitten?

Quote from: Shades on August 02, 2017, 01:40 AM

A 3-legged kitten?

the fourth is Atlantis, silly :p

It actually looks like some sort of creature from the imagination of Lovecraft, truth be told, with that third leg being a tongue, and instead of playfully playing with the ball, imagining the ball as Earth, and the creature's tongue caressing it in a prelude to eating it.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Boy... that went dark.

The ear and tip of the tail are both the same landmass.

yeah, they should have made it a manx cat

           

I did 9 months hard time currently serving 18 years parole

Life is too short for the wrong job

Theft deterrent moldy sandwich bags

Vampire teabags

There once was a girl named 'Nurse'. As a child, everyone -teachers, hall monitors, librarians, summer camp counselors, and especially medical personnel, all had a terrible time trying to correct her name on all their forms; "...but, 'Nurse' is my name!"
"Oh no; you're joking, aren't you?"
Those were awful times for her. But when she grew up, she became -what else?- a nurse!
A typical day went something like this;
New D (doctor); "Nurse, your name tag needs correcting..."
N (the girl -now grown-up- named 'Nurse); "No, it doesn't..."
Round and round the conversation would go, until finally the HN (head nurse), was told by one of the other N's;' "Ma'am, she's (i.e. 'Nurse') doing it again..." Except, she wasn't doing anything wrong!
Then the HN would wade into the 'confrontation'; "Doctor, her name is 'Nurse', and she's an excellent one, I might add."
D "You--, You're not joking. Are you? Oh!, but that's so odd! Have you thought of changing your name?"
Finally, he (or she) would whirl about and storm off, looking flustered, and leaving Nurse 'Nurse' almost in tears.
Then one day, she was assigned to the Children's Ward, full of frightened, depressed, and overwhelmed little faces.
Full of terrible memories of her own victimization and mistreatment as a little girl, she reported to the Ward, and was sent to care for an acute leukemia patient; a little girl; "Hi there; my name is 'Nurse'. See? It's even on my name tag."
The confused girl patient (G) stared, and then smiled; "Does everyone call you that?" She smiled merrily because she'd gotten the 'joke'. Except, Nurse 'Nurse' was still wondering what was so funny about something that had made her feel so bad for all of her childhood years.
N "Uh-huh." And she thought, 'What the heck' and cracked a big smile in return.
G "Hello, nurse-nurse. I'm pleased to meet you," and giggled loudly.
Moments later, the distracted and confused D confided in an aside to N, "That kid has refused to cheer up or say a word to anybody ever since she came here! What'd you do, give her a shot of 'happy juice'?"
N "Nothing. I just showed her my name," and Nurse 'Nurse' showed D her name tag.
D "Oh. You're the one!" He smiled, although it clearly took an effort. "Now I get it. Well, we need you in this ward. Badly!"
N was a hit, scoring points with almost every kid on the ward, and it even became a favorite 'joke' for the juvenile 'old timers' there to 'break in' new kids who didn't know the 'joke' yet.
Then one day, a new doctor (ND) came sweeping grandly into the Children's Ward and went straight up to Nurse 'Nurse' and the Ward Doctor.
ND smiled grandly at D, and said, "Hi Doc! I'm Nurse Nurse's twin brother."
D "I'm Doctor --. I don't believe I caught your name--"
Just then, ND leaned slightly forward as he fingered his name tag; where the name should be, it read 'Doctor', as in; Doctor 'Doctor'.
As Nurse 'Nurse' smirked, D groaned theatrically; "Oh no. Another one!"

From pleated-jeans.com:
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This Hitler "Downfall" spoof video probably expresses how I felt a few years back when Google Reader was killed off (now I use Bazqux, which in most ways is a superb alternative and in some ways seems even better than the original):

Hitler finds out Google Reader is shutting down


Here's an extended clip of the relevant part, with English subtitles, from the original Downfall movie:

This one cracked me up:
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