Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

IainB · « **Reply #3975 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:26 PM »

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MilesAhead · « **Reply #3976 on:** December 19, 2014, 03:47 PM »

@IanB Speaking of bottoms and speaking, Julia Morely is obviously talking out of her ass.

If they want to reward the intellectuals then go to M.I.T. and give the chick named Zelda with the thick glasses a free vacation:

Also the bit with the swimsuit private review reminds me of The US Supreme Court watching porn. I guess a lifetime job at a good salary wasn't incentive enough?

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3977 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:14 PM »

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Obviously satirical humor since absolute zero is –459.67 degrees F.

crabby3 · « **Reply #3978 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:21 PM »

.. this accurate enough fer ya

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MilesAhead · « **Reply #3979 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:33 PM »

Quote from: Arizona Hot on December 19, 2014, 05:14 PM

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Obviously satirical humor since absolute zero is –459.67 degrees F.

For absolute zero I like to use Kelvin. It's easier to remember 0 K. Also that old fridge ran just about forever.

crabby3 · « **Reply #3980 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:41 PM »

Miss World 2015

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3981 on:** December 19, 2014, 05:49 PM »

.. new cereal

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MilesAhead · « **Reply #3982 on:** December 19, 2014, 06:05 PM »

Quote from: crabby3 on December 19, 2014, 05:49 PM

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3983 on:** December 19, 2014, 06:15 PM »

Can't remember where this is advertised

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3984 on:** December 19, 2014, 06:43 PM »

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wraith808 · « **Reply #3985 on:** December 19, 2014, 07:53 PM »

I'm sure this is old. It has to be! But I've never seen it before:

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Never argue with an idiot... they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience!

mouser · « **Reply #3986 on:** December 19, 2014, 08:19 PM »

crabby3 · « **Reply #3987 on:** December 19, 2014, 08:34 PM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3988 on:** December 19, 2014, 08:39 PM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3989 on:** December 19, 2014, 11:35 PM »

What kind of Christmas presents would you make with a chocolate 3D printer?

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ChocaByte promises 3D chocolate printing for US$99

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3990 on:** December 20, 2014, 01:56 AM »

Quote from: crabby3 on December 19, 2014, 05:21 PM

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These and the earlier "Crayola Crayon Colors For Adults" can be found at Funny CRAYOLA Pictures, Videos, and Articles on CollegeHumor

Renegade · « **Reply #3991 on:** December 20, 2014, 05:40 AM »

[NSFW] Video & Pics: Gabi Grecko walks around Melbourne CBD buck naked.

Giampy · « **Reply #3992 on:** December 20, 2014, 11:24 AM »

Readers:

http://www.repubblica.it/cultura/2014/12/19/foto/letture_imbarazzanti_quando_la_cultura_fa_ridere-103301230/1/#1

MilesAhead · « **Reply #3993 on:** December 20, 2014, 12:17 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on December 19, 2014, 07:53 PM

I'm sure this is old. It has to be! But I've never seen it before:

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Never argue with an idiot... they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience!

I remember seeing Yul Brenner on The Mike Douglas Show. He made a career of playing The King and I and gunfighters(Magnificent 7 which was a redone 7 Samurai.) Mike asked him what he learned of Eastern Philosophy while doing on location stuff in the East. He gave that reply stretched out a bit:

"Never deal with idiots. You can only deal with them on their level. And they are much better on their level than you can ever hope to be." Not sure what year it was. But that bit of advice impressed me, esp. with his delivery.