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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3850 on: November 28, 2014, 02:49 PM »
Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)
As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. I'm sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge ships in the lives my children. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I began experimenting with huge ships. The long inter-continental voyages that kept my mom and dad up all night with worry. Don't even get me started on the international protocols when transporting perishable cargo. To think, I was even younger than my kids are now! huge ships are everywhere and it doesn't help that the TV and movies make huge ships seem glamorous and cool. This book helped me really approach the subject of huge ships with my kids in an honest and non judgmental way. Because of the insights this book provided, I can sleep a little better and cope with the reality that I can't always be there to protect my kids from huge ships, especially as they become adults. I'm confident that my teens, when confronted by a huge ship, are much better prepared to make wiser decisions than I did. At the very least my children certainly know that they can always come to me if they have any concerns, questions or just need my support when it comes to the topic of huge ships.
I make a living by hitting things with my Huge Ship. This book is absolutely DESTROYING my business! Please do not buy this!
I live near a park and frequently walk around the local area. Given the amount of dog mess that is on the pavements I thought this book would be the ideal read to stop me having to scrape my shoes on the grass before going home. It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realised it said 'How to Avoid Huge SHIPS'. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement. Having said that, I read the book anyway, and I'm pleased to say I'm not even having near misses with huge ships anymore. No sir, they aint getting anywhere near me!
Which throwback holiday character are you?
I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?
Which throwback holiday character are you?
I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?
Linus Van Pelt. Yeah, sounds about right...
LINUS VAN PELT, 'A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS'
You know what the holidays are really about. Rather than get wrapped up in the presents and decorations, you like to keep things simple and focus on the true meaning of the season.
Yukon Cornelius, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
For you, the holiday season is all about getting outside and being active. Sitting by the fire is nice and all, but wouldn't you rather spend the day in the mountains? The snow comes only once a year — better make the best of it!
QuoteYukon Cornelius, 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
For you, the holiday season is all about getting outside and being active. Sitting by the fire is nice and all, but wouldn't you rather spend the day in the mountains? The snow comes only once a year — better make the best of it!
What snow?
I once saw a tiny bit of it up Dandenong mountain in the dead of winter! Honest! I have pics around somewhere... (I was pretty amazed.)
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Which throwback holiday character are you?
I haven't given my results from this quiz on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me. Were your results any better?
I once saw a tiny bit of it up Dandenong mountain in the dead of winter! Honest! I have pics around somewhere... (I was pretty amazed.)
From Toorak? I'm amazed you could see Mt Dandenong through the trees and buildings
+1 for programming naked! It keeps unwanted visitors/interruptions to a bare minimum..
Not to mention game programmers would gain direct access to the joystick.
+1 for programming naked! It keeps unwanted visitors/interruptions to a bare minimum..
Not to mention game programmers would gain direct access to the joystick.
The internet is for ... joysticks!
http://kotaku.com/5982725/a-penis-powered-controller-that-looks-familiar
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