My all time favorite sign was found in the Bird Watcher's General Store in Orleans on Cape Cod many years ago.
In addition to a goodly selection of other bird-related stuff, they sold some 'outdoorsy' clothing.
Thumb-tacked on one of the fitting rooms in the back was a neatly lettered sign on an old piece of cardboard that read:
NOTICE: LATCH ON DOOR IS BROKEN
PLEASE KNOCK FIRST. THEN OPEN DOOR SLOWLY.
(There are some people you just DON'T want to see naked.)

The place is run by a real character by the name of Mike O'Conner. His description of the place is priceless: "Bird Watcher's General Store is the original birding store, the first ever. Located on beautiful Cape Cod in MA, we are a tourist destination for non-birding folks ..."
Check out the store tour on their website. It's a trip.
In addition to a goodly selection of other bird-related stuff, they sold some 'outdoorsy' clothing.
Thumb-tacked on one of the fitting rooms in the back was a neatly lettered sign on an old piece of cardboard that read:
NOTICE: LATCH ON DOOR IS BROKEN
PLEASE KNOCK FIRST. THEN OPEN DOOR SLOWLY.
(There are some people you just DON'T want to see naked.)

The place is run by a real character by the name of Mike O'Conner. His description of the place is priceless: "Bird Watcher's General Store is the original birding store, the first ever. Located on beautiful Cape Cod in MA, we are a tourist destination for non-birding folks ..."
Check out the store tour on their website. It's a trip.











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