Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] (Read 5,847,927 times)

crabby3 · « **Reply #3100 on:** June 01, 2014, 02:44 PM »

Universal reruns?

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app103 · « **Reply #3101 on:** June 01, 2014, 11:52 PM »

IainB · « **Reply #3102 on:** June 02, 2014, 12:52 PM »

Quote from: crabby3 on June 01, 2014, 02:44 PM

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Yes! And I think one of the first worldwide TV broadcasts might have been the 1936 Summer Olympics in Nazi Germany.

At least the folk in Andromeda are spared at present, as they are approx 200 LY away and yet to get the transmissions ... (according to my daughter Lily).

4wd · « **Reply #3103 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:18 PM »

Quote from: IainB on June 02, 2014, 12:52 PM

Yes! And I think one of the first worldwide TV broadcasts might have been the 1936 Summer Olympics in Nazi Germany.

I prefer to think of them watching more interesting things like Nosferatu, Frankenstein, Godzilla, etc.

app103 · « **Reply #3104 on:** June 03, 2014, 01:21 AM »

Quote from: crabby3 on June 01, 2014, 02:44 PM

Universal reruns?
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Quote from: IainB on June 02, 2014, 12:52 PM
Yes! And I think one of the first worldwide TV broadcasts might have been the 1936 Summer Olympics in Nazi Germany.

I prefer to think of them watching more interesting things like Nosferatu, Frankenstein, Godzilla, etc.

And right before that first line, is Orson Welles' infamous radio broadcast. Imagine what the alien life forms that hear that would think of us, if it were not for the inverse square law making it impossible to appreciate it, as it was originally broadcasted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YNHq1qc44

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #3105 on:** June 03, 2014, 02:57 AM »

Heh what if Aliens saw Galaxy Quest as their only show, like a cross with the TNG episode The Royale? Wouldn't THAT show confuse them as their only "Historical Document" to go by!

crabby3 · « **Reply #3106 on:** June 03, 2014, 04:13 PM »

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crabby3 · « **Reply #3109 on:** June 03, 2014, 04:49 PM »

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Edvard · « **Reply #3110 on:** June 04, 2014, 01:58 AM »

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Whoa, someone updated it for iOS and Android. My "fix" is still relevant, though:
http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=25865.0

crabby3 · « **Reply #3111 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:47 PM »

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Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3115 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:54 PM »

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...Please tell me there is a back story available for that photo that doesn't involve Photoshop.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3116 on:** June 06, 2014, 08:04 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #3117 on:** June 06, 2014, 08:23 AM »

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An article about Crabby3's picture. (OK Stoic Joker?)

IainB · « **Reply #3118 on:** June 06, 2014, 04:49 PM »

Some simple truths...

SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, " Congrats ".

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated. But, none of them touches the man's penis and says, "Good job".

FIVE Other Simple Truths:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ars#h#le's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk.

Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

wraith808 · « **Reply #3119 on:** June 07, 2014, 04:03 PM »

In this era of make a joke... now make the apology (that everyone knows you didn't mean, but they want to see you debase yourself), a PSA:

wraith808 · « **Reply #3120 on:** June 10, 2014, 03:03 PM »

She said, "What a small organ."

He said, "I didn't realize I had to play in such a large cathedral."

panzer · « **Reply #3121 on:** June 11, 2014, 08:32 AM »

Two Keynesian economists, John Maynard Keynes and Paul Krugman, were walking down the street one day when they passed two large piles of dog shit.

Keynes said to Krugman, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat one of those piles of shit." Krugman agrees and chooses one of the piles and eats it. Keynes pays him his $20,000.

Then Krugman, feeling richer, says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the other pile of shit." Keynes, feeling bad about the money he lost says okay, and eats the shit. Krugman pays him the $20,000.

They resume walking down the street.

After a while, Krugman says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit."

Keynes says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've increased the GDP by $40,000."

wraith808 · « **Reply #3122 on:** June 12, 2014, 09:59 PM »

Nice to know there *is* actually a word for my usual stance...

app103 · « **Reply #3123 on:** June 13, 2014, 02:01 PM »

Lay's "Do Us A Flavor" Contest Backfires Hilariously

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #3124 on:** June 13, 2014, 04:16 PM »

^Lay's Deliciously small Vietnamese kid. OMFG I almost choked to death on my sandwich when I read that.