Found this one today:

SubsidyVille is a game where you get paid to not play FarmVille.

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http://friendfeed.com/zeigen/f94c4688/subsidyville-is-game-where-you-get-paid-to-not

I've blocked just about every game anyone that I know plays, but that one I like!

I just came across these ads that sound like something you'd find in spam or a pornographic website:

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But it was from this page 30 years of BAD pictures. I guess I don't blame Google for thinking "BAD pictures" would be pornographic, but it's actually a family friendly video about a guy who took photos for National Geographic and his initials are B.A.D.

But wow, don't those ads sound like something you'd see in xxx spam?

"1 ridiculously huge [????] a day."
"Watch as this woman is mercilessly [????] to her limits!"

From Failbook.com:

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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

Quote from: f0dder on January 08, 2010, 04:36 PM

Haha, they should make the rest of the bible (and the Qur'an!) that way

Be careful what you wish for:
The LOLCat Bible
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That was excellent~!

Blimp in the night.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851

My stomach hurts from laughing! 

How do you keep coders in suspense?

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How do you keep coders in suspense?

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This is so great

this is so no longer available

he's been mentioned before, but here's a lullaby (just keeping in context) from Tim Minchen

Marcel The Shell
The cute, it is deadly... DEADLY!

Guess what I use to tie my skis to the car?

http://www.youtube.com/user/MARCELTHESHELL

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from Dump.com

oh wow . . . didnt see ^that^ coming

Yeah, definitely did not see that coming! http://www.wimdu.com

A rap parodying rap, indeed. Kinda NSFW.