Resume/CV Advice

[Ehtyar]

Hi all.
I've found the thread here about making your resume as good as possible presentation wise, but now I'm looking for advice on what to include in my resume.
Since this is predominantly a techie forum (and since I'll be applying for techie jobs) I'd like to ask the techie employers and techie employers what works for them. My question comes in two points of view, with two subcategories each:

• Employers - Things you look for.
• Employers - Things you don't want to see.

• Employees - Things that work for you.
• Employees - Things that...didn't.

Please feel free to add your own questions to this thread, I'd like this thread to help out as many people as possible. Also, if you suspect your answer may be relevant to a specific field, then please say so to prevent any confusion. Alright gents and ladies, have at it! And thank you.

Ehtyar.