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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2019, 12:05 AM »
I relate to this too much.

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2019, 04:41 AM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2019, 09:30 AM »
I relate to this too much.


Me too !  :Thmbsup:

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2019, 08:44 PM »
Here's another:

You either die a feature or live long enough to see yourself become a bug.

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2019, 10:40 PM »
You either die a feature or live long enough to see yourself become a bug.

either one is irrelevant if its not documented
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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2019, 11:12 PM »
My P1 bugs disagree with you.

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2019, 04:16 PM »
Shared one of these at work....  hilarity ensued.

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2020, 08:16 PM »
googling_stuff_online_does_not_make_you_a_doctor.jpg

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2020, 09:07 PM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Best Programming Jokes
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2020, 10:03 PM »
Hahahaha  :Thmbsup:
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