Comments That Make You Smile :)

[Renegade]

So, I'm back to cleaning up other people's messes yet again and going through source code, when I find in the source for one of the commercial modules purchased:

//the method formats... argh! see the code, it is self-explainig!

[Deozaan]

Haha. When I saw the thread topic I was thinking things along the lines of:

"You look great today!"

"Did you lose weight?"

"I love your sense of humor!"

etc.

[f0dder]

A couple of snippets from my own fSekrit that tend to make me smile when I re-discover them:

Code: (cpp)

// used when saving... I really need a cleaner interface for this, but I also
// really need to ship version 1.0 before deadline. Sigh :P
extern unsigned g_ugly_w, g_ugly_h, g_ugly_x, g_ugly_y;
extern bool g_ugly_maximized;  // [1.2] - something needs a cleanup...

and the related (line 8):

Code: (cpp)

struct FileHeaderV1
{
	char signature[8];		// header_v1_signature
	char hash[sha256::hashbits/8];	// plaintext hash
	unsigned size;			// size of data, padded to crypt blocksize
	unsigned realsize;		// "real" size of data, unpadded
	unsigned flags;			// bitmask of FL_* constants 
	unsigned w, h;			// saved width and height... mouser wants this
};

[Renegade]

mouser wants this

Hahaha~!

Y'know, programmers can have a pretty foul mouth too sometimes -- NSFW code comments 1 and 2.

It's pretty funny to see how people get flustered!

[Renegade]

Oh! Oh! Oh! This one is funny:

NSFW

peer = Peer(switch)
cb = CallBack()
peer.send("fuck you, asshole.", cb)
switch.wait_for_responses()

The irony is killer!

[Renegade]

And those licensing agreement comments:

NSFW

Code: (cpp)

/* This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to
 * the extent permitted by applicable law. You can redistribute it
 * and/or modify it under the terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want
 * To Public License, Version 2, as published by Sam Hocevar. See
 * http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/COPYING for more details. */

The license is here. HILARIOUS!

[Renegade]

Having problems are we?

NSFW

Code: (cpp)

/* FIXME FIXME FIXME FUCK SOMEONE FIXME*/

Foreign languages got you down?

NSFW

Code: (cpp)

#define _GTK_EXTERNAL_WINDOW_HANDLER_H_
/*
 *  I FUCK WANT SOME FUCK THING TO HANDLE FUCKING EVENTS ON FUCKING FOREIGN WINDOWS ! FUCK !!!
 */

This one rocks!

NSFW

Code: (cpp)

#include <linux/config.h>
#include <asm/pgalloc.h>
/* Fuck.  The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-)  */
extern unsigned long asid_cache;
extern pgd_t *current_pgd;

[app103]

I was given the source to an application made by my friend & Delphi mentor, BugHunter. Looking through her code is always fun. It's often loaded with odd comments, strange error messages, and easter eggs.

code for NSFW error message

Code: (delphi)

procedure TForm1.AppException(Sender: TObject; E: Exception);
begin
 application.messagebox('BugMX produced an error'#13'Just restart...Bug will fix it :-p','Shit happened',mb_IconError);
end;

And I found this comment that still I have no clue what it was supposed to mean:

//JKL :-) :-| :-(

[Rover]

This code is released under the IDGARA License, so feel free to use, abuse, destroy or
  ignore as you see fit.  I will not be held responsible for any use you may attempt
  with this software; in fact, assume that it's broken, doesn't work and I am a putz.

  IDGARA roughly translates to: I Don't Give A Rat's Hind End, but I used a short word
  for Hind End.

[allen]

A few I don't remember making, but must have. . . a quick grep has left me mildly amused.

# It's over!

// I should idiot proof this. I'm not sure I'm qualified.
// I'll forget about this anyway.

// I'm one lazy bastard.

# 'I'm sorry'" => "I'm thinking . . . fuck you, asshole"

// Any idiot could figure out how to do this [more cleanly]
// And I really mean ANY idiot.
// I need to try this bit sober some time.

[Renegade]

Code: (csharp)

// I need to try this bit sober some time.

HAHAHAHA~!

Been there! I coded a web app 1 time where I was doing massive damage control. The guy that was supposed to do it totally dropped the ball.

2 months work and:

20% of code done
0% worked



Needless to say I was more than simply angry...

I sat at home waking up in the morning then starting to code... Round 10pm I'd start drinking until I finished at around 2~4am. I got a LOT of the app done half blitzed. Strangely enough, I had no problems with bugs. (I coded very conservatively to save time.)

Beer -- One of the great fuels of the Internet!

[Armando]

And those licensing agreement comments:

The license is here. HILARIOUS!