Flash game/fun: The Cadaver Calculator

[wr975]

The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

My worth:

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[f0dder]

$3790 here... I don't like how this thingy is on a... dating site? O_o

[Lashiec]

4975$

[steeladept]

$5065  Uh-oh.  Don't let the wife find out...

[nudone]

$5125 

[jgpaiva]

$4940.00 here.. Not too bad

[steeladept]

$5125 

Forget me, better not let your wife find out...

[app103]

$6325  

[steeladept]

$6325 

App, that is because you are perfect...Anyone who can sqeeze out of an old machine what you are able to must be just this side of Christ himself... 

[nite_monkey]

$4715 for me

[Carol Haynes]

$5275

Where do I sign up - I need to pay off my credit cards ... and they can't get a pound of flesh once I am 'distributed'

[Tekzel]

Go me:  (Never displayed an image here, hope this works)

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[app103]

$6325 

App, that is because you are perfect...Anyone who can sqeeze out of an old machine what you are able to must be just this side of Christ himself... 

Uhhh...no. More like the Dr. Dolittle of old WinME pc's. 

If you listen to your pc, it will tell you what it likes and doesn't like. Just work with it and you'll find the perfect combo that allows you and your machine to get along like best friends. 

You will probably end up with a loyal machine that only you can use, that will misbehave when someone else stands too close to it. 

Now getting back to the subject of why I am worth 'so much'...

Internally, I am kind of a freak of nature with a little something extra...something that more than qualifies me to become a living organ donor...and then end up perfectly normal, like everyone else afterward, except for a scar.

I wasn't born with 2 kidneys like everyone else. I was born with 3...and I am not a twin. It is quite rare. Usually things like this only happen on rare occasion to identical twins, where one is born with 1 kidney and the other born with 3. It is even more rare to happen where there is no twin involved.

Nobody knew I had it till I was about 7 years old and ended up in the hospital with a kidney infection in the extra one. It took them about 3 weeks to figure out what was going on, what that strange shadow in the x-rays was, and I was a bit of a medical celebrity while I was there.

[jgpaiva]

Cool, it works! Which one do you use for the hide/show button?

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[Tekzel]

Cool, it works! Which one do you use for the hide/show button?

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Thanks jgpaiva

I wasn't born with 2 kidneys like everyone else. I was born with 3...and I am not a twin. It is quite rare. Usually things like this only happen on rare occasion to identical twins, where one is born with 1 kidney and the other born with 3. It is even more rare to happen where there is no twin involved.

Oh my god!  Yuck, mutant!  Quick everyone, grab the torches!

I keeeeed.

[f0dder]

Too bad you got an infection in it, app, otherwise you could have sold it and made a fortune!