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By user we mean any schlub with network access or oversight who manages a brain fart loud enough to halt the network, compromise it, or in some other way cause harm to the enterprise, and thus the company's bottom line. Something that means at the very least a red face for several days, possibly a secret beating and swirlie administered by other employees in a darkened bathroom, even a Trumpesque directive to explore the outside world for the rest of one’s life.
Trick No. 1: Poor purchasing oversight
Trick No. 2: Yet another cleaning lady story
Trick No. 3: Figureheads can hurt you
Trick No. 4: Locked datacenter?! Well, let me get that for you
Trick No. 5: Green is great unless it’s due to nausea
Trick No. 6: Don't bail on e-mail
Trick No. 7: A truck load of Murphy
Trick No. 8: Cruel and unusual
Trick No. 9: One plan to rule them all
Trick No. 10: Porn filters: use 'em
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