Hunting bargains? Here's the ultimate tool for you!

[gjehle]

バーゲン争奪戦用手提げホルダー
朝早く共に並んだ親友を
殴り倒しても欲しいと思う心…
人、それを「物欲」と言う

Ok, enough of the fun, here's what google translation has to say:

Handbag holder for bargain scramble
The close friend who morning lines up quickly together
You think that we want knocking, the heart… which
The person, you call that “worldly desires”

Uhm, yeah, whatever, just check the page!

http://www7.big.or.jp/~katsurao/fp/f-bargainholder.htm
(english translation click here)

[housetier]

err lol?

this is a rather innovative use of brass knuckles. Well I guess it's all about appearance 

[Deozaan]

So if you're out shopping for a Wii (or any other hard to find/get item) and there are more people in line ahead of you than there are Wiis, simply use these brass knuckles to shorten the line (if you catch what I'm saying) and then when the police ask about it you can tell them it's just a bag holder, and demonstrate its use as you walk out the door with your brand new Wii.

[Lashiec]

LOL. I'll buy one for Christmas!