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Author Topic: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software  (Read 21,882 times)

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Ok i had to post this - this is for mature readers only.
For the adventurous software connoisseur woman in your life (which could be yourself), this might be the perfect gift..


Je Joue Sensual Massager

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Je Joue is a brand new concept in pleasure that promises to have you all aquiver.

The first intimate massager to be inspired by the techniques of foreplay - Je Joue is more creative than the most talented lover!

It quivers, glides and swirls over your most delicately sensitive areas in patterns of infinite variation for a truly thrilling experience.

We've called these patterns Grooves, and your handset comes with 10 of our finest.

The beauty of Je Joue is that it lets you create your own Grooves or customise the ones we've created for you.

Once you discover the moves that really do it for you, you can save them to create a treasure chest of your own personal favourites. Then combine them to create uniquely personal Grooves that really hit the spot.



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Upload your latest creation or download something new at PleasureShare – the global Groove directory.

This is where all the Grooves written by Je Joue users are posted. Using PleasureWare while you are connected to the internet, you can search the hundreds of Grooves in the PleasureShare directory by title, author, or date, and download (or upload) to your heart’s content!

mycaps Screenshot - 002 , 12_09_PM , Jul 14 2006.png
(groove editor info: http://www.jejoue.com/jejoue/main.asp?p=13)


from wired news article (http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,71380-0.html?tw=rss.index)


PRICE: looks like 130 british pounds (maybe ~ $200?)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2006, 05:29 PM by mouser »

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 05:17 PM »
Wow, I have to ask the wife if she'd be interested in this! X-Mas gift, here I come!
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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 05:29 PM »
this could be the perfect present for programmer couples..
the guy can take some pride in the writing of good programs..

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 05:29 PM »
where are the man-toys
this is kinda unfair :/

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 05:30 PM »
there's only one question:

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should we try to get a discount for members?  :P

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2006, 05:34 PM »
Notice how complete their offer is:
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Upload your latest creation or download something new at PleasureShare – the global Groove directory.
Or..
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Share a Groove with a friend by emailing it to her or simply connecting her Je Joue handset directly to your computer.

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2006, 05:38 PM »
Something a bit pervy about downloading an erotic massage !!!

Next thing is people will be getting turned on by rubbing a mouse over their nether regions  :-[

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2006, 06:26 PM »
I wonder if we can write an AHK script to control it!!!
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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2006, 09:16 PM »
Haha, what a fun toy  :-*
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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 04:40 PM »
um...  :-[
sounds like a highbrow version of the PS2 game REZ and their infamous "attachment"
(slightly mature content... Hoo is my face red... eep!)
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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2006, 12:38 PM »
Hummm, I think that several of my girlfriends in the university would like one of these... although it's a bit expensive for me to make a present ;D

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Re: Sensual Massager for Women that comes with Programable Software
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2006, 06:35 PM »
What next will they think of...
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« Last Edit: July 28, 2006, 07:33 PM by Baseman »

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