Scientists in Switzerland attempt to gate in Elder Gods and relatives of Cthulhu

[Renegade]

The end is nigh!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/565315/Scientists-at-Large-Hadron-Collider-hope-to-make-contact-with-PARALLEL-UNIVERSE-in-days

Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days

SCIENTISTS conducting a mindbending experiment at the Large Hadron Collider next week hope to connect with a PARALLEL UNIVERSE outside of our own.

Collision course: Large Hadron Collider could discover parallel universe
The staggeringly complex LHC ‘atom smasher’ at the CERN centre in Geneva, Switzerland, will be fired up to its highest energy levels ever in a bid to detect - or even create - miniature black holes.

If successful a completely new universe will be revealed – rewriting not only the physics books but the philosophy books too.

It is even possible that gravity from our own universe may ‘leak’ into this parallel universe, scientists at the LHC say.

Yeah... leak into their universe and suck in unspeakable horrors!

Abominations will pour through the gate into our universe! Madness will ensue!

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

[SeraphimLabs]

Well that would be one way to fix a failing economy.

Make contact with a parallel universe, and sell them technology from this one.

Alternately, steal technology from a more advanced universe to sell in this one.