A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...

[KynloStephen66515]

[Stoic Joker]

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..

[KynloStephen66515]

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

[Stoic Joker]

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!

[KynloStephen66515]

Sand Moose?? ...Okay, That's funny!

Please be sure to have someone available to take notes next time you get stoned..

Sand Moose made me laugh like crazy tbh hahaha

Yeah, I was trying to follow the 'Stoner Logic' (having had some experience with it in the past...), and the first few almost made sense. But when I got to that one it was just a total swan dive off the deep end into WTF land. Tehehe!!

I think they go in order of how much he smoked haha...I have been in this situation a few times myself

[MilesAhead]

Hmm Horse Tornado makes me think of the Bikini Atol hydrogen bomb pics if you put a sunset behind them. 

[mwb1100]

I think I'm going to start using some of these - I particularly like "cat puppies" and "sugar bagels".

[nosh]

Horsetornado FTW!!  

[tomos]

you can imagine how they started though:

# what was the movie like last night?
# oh yeah, it was great !! it started in the desert, this guy leading a- a- whachamacallit, f*** it, you know, one of those .... the ... a .. a .. a desert moose !

[Edvard]

OOH! I know this game!  





My best friend from high school and I came up with lots of good ones, but I can't remember more than these... small wonder.  

[Edvard]

Also:
http://xkcd.com/1322/

[Stoic Joker]

I still say Horse Tornado is a perfectly logical and appropriate name. And I shall at all points use it hence forth...just to screw with people.

[Innuendo]

I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.

[TaoPhoenix]

Pork Fried Lice had me and maybe my cousin I haven't seen for 20 years ClingingToTheCountertopInLaughter (CTTCIL). For easily an hour. Without even help from chemicals. Prob it was more like 4AM zombie-tired.

Good times!

[Edvard]

I don't know...I kinda like finger pants.

In zie Deutsch, gloves are called "Handschuhe" - Hand Shoes. 

[crabby3]

You may be too stoned if...

you're tired of talking midway through a sentence

walking to your kitchen seems like an epic journey

you spend 10 minutes searching for something and then realize you're holding it

you can't figure out how to operate a seat belt

you drive 10mph on the street

you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green

you start stealing friends lighters

you enjoy not being able to move

you get lost in your own house

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[MilesAhead]

You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

[superboyac]

You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

I do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

[MilesAhead]

do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze.  I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted. 

[crabby3]

You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair. 

[MilesAhead]

You may be too stoned if...

You know someone is tripping if...

They encounter a table and chair.  There's about a one foot gap between them.  They stop to decide should they:

a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do

This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair.   

Heh heh.  Or e) sit down and think it over. 

[superboyac]

do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!

I'm glad you play better than you over analyze.  I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted. 

Thanks!

[crabby3]

...guess the stoned guy works here.. 

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[40hz]

Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober.

[MilesAhead]

Better that than the CIA, NSA, and Executive Branch renaming some of their favorite things while stone cold sober.

Heh.  When I lived in Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was credited with substituting the term "Revenue Enhancement" for taxes.