A fresh install of windows.. time to test my theory about these "registry cleaners"..
It says "upgrade", but its an upgrade on top of a clean install.
There we are, brand new virgin Windows 7 desktop! (the lan is even unplugged)
Lets go to the most annoying website of them all (http://www.mycleanpc.com)
Yes I will download your software! My computer is running slow and is unbearable! (2x 256gb SSD in RAID 4.0ghz intel)
Lets start scanning!
Whoa! I have 8 issues.. I should probably tell Microsoft about this.
...17...
17 to 495 in under 3 seconds.. that Windows 7 disc must have been full of hidden porn.
..556! I better throw this computer away, or pay this company $39.99 to speed this computer up
Time to get this shit off my computer
Wait.. its frozen.. CTL-ALT-DEL? No .. nothing? wtf.. tried 3 times to uninstall
Again...
Had to shut the service down, first time it access denied me. Then I moved the files from the C:\ into the Recycling Bin, went to uninstall and finally got it to work. Nice scam dick wads, hope you get sued to hell.
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Author: treetop82












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