You Might Be A Terrorist

[Tinman57]

You might be a terrorist if:

https://www.networkworld.com/community/taxonomy/term/34007

[Renegade]

Terrorist indicators:
Missing fingers
Pay for coffee with cash
Have 7 days of food in your house
Believe in the US Constitution
Believe in freedom

Only those that worship the state and love slavery and tyranny aren't terrorists. Everyone else is bad and must be put in prison.

But seriously - that page is a pretty good round-up of articles on the current insanity. It's simply unbelievable what's going on now.

[app103]

I have posted this link before, but you might be considered a terrorist in NJ if you are tired or cold: http://now.msn.com/nj-urges-vigilance-for-terrorist-red-flags-such-as-yawning

[app103]

You guys might like this collection of FBI posters, targeted at specific types of businesses, instructing those that work in those businesses on how to spot potential terrorists.

http://publicintelligence.net/fbi-suspicious-activity-reporting-flyers/

[Renegade]

You guys might like this collection of FBI posters, targeted at specific types of businesses, instructing those that work in those businesses on how to spot potential terrorists.

http://publicintelligence.net/fbi-suspicious-activity-reporting-flyers/

That's the best 1-stop place to get all that information.

They do a pretty good job of fear mongering. They mix in enough credible things to make it seem serious. Then you see that using money is a "terrorist indicator". They slip in thing that basically make everyone in the world a terrorist.

[TaoPhoenix]

Am I the only one who thinks this could be funny as a Jeff Foxworthy gig?

"If you breathe too long ... you might be a Terrorist!"

Edit: Now excuse me while I watch an hour of Jeff Foxworthy on Youtube.