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Apple Lawyers on Crack?
« on: August 17, 2012, 12:12 AM »
WARNING!!! You may pee your pants laughing...

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19287798

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Apple lawyer faces 'smoking crack' jibe by patent judge

Judge Koh became frustrated when Apple's lawyer suggested he could call 22 witnesses in four hours

The judge in a high profile US patent trial involving Apple and Samsung has said the iPhone maker's lawyer must be on drugs if he thought she would accept his list of potential witnesses.

William Lee had named 22 people he wanted to rebut testimony given by Samsung's choice of experts.

"Unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called" said Judge Lucy Koh.

Mr Lee replied: "Your honour, I'm not smoking crack. I can promise you that."

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It only gets BETTER~! :D
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Re: Apple Lawyers on Crack?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 01:39 AM »
WARNING!!! You may pee your pants laughing...

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19287798

Quote

Apple lawyer faces 'smoking crack' jibe by patent judge

Judge Koh became frustrated when Apple's lawyer suggested he could call 22 witnesses in four hours

The judge in a high profile US patent trial involving Apple and Samsung has said the iPhone maker's lawyer must be on drugs if he thought she would accept his list of potential witnesses.

William Lee had named 22 people he wanted to rebut testimony given by Samsung's choice of experts.

"Unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called" said Judge Lucy Koh.

Mr Lee replied: "Your honour, I'm not smoking crack. I can promise you that."

;D

It only gets BETTER~! :D

Rofl, Judges finally getting sick of it all eh?  ;D

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Re: Apple Lawyers on Crack?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 09:34 AM »
The fact that we can't reform or abolish the Patent system is only one reason this planet is doomed. Can't wait to die!  >:(
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