I'm Comic Sans, A**hole

[Edvard]

After all the Comic Sans bashing around the web, this is a bit refreshing: 

...
You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes f***ing Gutenberg.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

from Timothy McSweeney's Short Imagined Dialogues

[Renegade]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA~!

Hard to pick just one laugh out of there, but I did like this:

While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster.

Also, it's one of the ONLY sentences that isn't NSFW~!

[tomos]

Enough of this [BS]. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.

[Edvard]

And it's less annoying than the "new Papyrus" - Bleeding Cowboys

That thing is EVERYWHERE...   :facepalm:

[tomos]

I enjoyed this by the same author:

In Which I Fix
My Girlfriend’s
Grandparents’ WiFi
and Am Hailed as a
Conquering Hero.