Author Topic: According To FBI, Internet Privacy Now Considered Suspicious (Read 33,981 times)

kyrathaba · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2012, 04:58 PM »

It truly is frightening.

LaKraven · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:02 PM »

Quote from: wraith808 on February 04, 2012, 04:54 PM

Quote from: LaKraven on February 04, 2012, 02:08 PM
America's return to McArtyism!

... McCarthyism^w?

Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

kyrathaba · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2012, 05:32 PM »

Quote

Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

Maybe you're a hacker and part of your attention is distracted by some project you're working on that is aimed against the government. I think sufficient suspicion exists to bring you in for questioning. I'm calling the SOPA police, the ACTA marshals, and the FBI. Be back shortly...

LaKraven · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2012, 06:13 PM »

Quote from: kyrathaba on February 04, 2012, 05:32 PM

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Yes... I've been making typos all damned day!

Maybe you're a hacker and part of your attention is distracted by some project you're working on that is aimed against the government. I think sufficient suspicion exists to bring you in for questioning. I'm calling the SOPA police, the ACTA marshals, and the FBI. Be back shortly...

Thankfully beyond their jurisdiction... though that certainly wouldn't stop them trying (and failing) to come after me

app103 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2012, 07:01 PM »

Quote from: Renegade on February 04, 2012, 12:10 PM

"Always pay cash or use credit card(s) in different name(s)"

It's unAmerican not to take every opportunity to drive yourself deeper and deeper into debt. How dare anyone avoid interest charges by paying cash for anything, in this modern day and age of banking cartels controlling our government! How dare you poor people not have any credit cards of your own. How dare you loan your credit card to a teenage child whose last name differs from your own. You are all terrorists, the whole lot of you.

Renegade · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:17 AM »

Is the Activist Post following this thread? This is the second list that they've come out with in the last day that is related in one way or another:

25 Reports That Can Put You on the Terror Watch List

http://www.activistpost.com/2012/02/25-reports-that-can-put-you-on-terror.html

Airport Service Providers
Beauty/Drug Suppliers
Bulk Fuel Distributors
Construction Sites
Dive/Boat Shops
Electronics Stores
Farm Supply Stores
Financial Institutions
General Aviation
General Public
Hobby Shops
Home Improvement and Large Retail Stores
Hotels/Motels
Internet Cafes
Shopping Malls
Martial Arts/Paintball
Mass Transportation
Military Surplus
Peroxide Explosives
Recognizing Sleepers
Rental Cars
Rental Properties
Rental Trucks
Storage Facilities
Tattoo Shops

I mentioned a few of those above.

But tattoo shops? Huh?

Not only is privacy on the Internet evil, but apparently cartoons, hearts, and dragons on your biceps are evil too!

I think they should add in gaming shops and massage parlors...

Come to think of it, the other day in the grocery store, somebody was kind of checking out the tomatoes a bit suspiciously...

app103 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:23 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on February 06, 2012, 10:17 AM

10. General Public

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

Carol Haynes · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2012, 11:39 AM »

Given that GMail and Hotmail now use HTTPS presumably both organisations should be shut down because they support terrorism

Serious - if you are a terrorist using GMail do you get ads on bomb products?

40hz · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2012, 11:40 AM »

Quote from: app103 on February 06, 2012, 10:23 AM

Quote from: Renegade on February 06, 2012, 10:17 AM
10. General Public

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

Yup. It's so much easier to lump everything and everybody into the category labelled "suspicious." That gets you past all that boring investigative sissy stuff, and moves you right into the far more exciting realm of enforcement actions.

"Let's bust some heads!"

Renegade · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:49 PM »

Quote from: app103 on February 06, 2012, 10:23 AM

Quote from: Renegade on February 06, 2012, 10:17 AM
10. General Public

The rest of the list becomes redundant once you notice this item.

It describes pretty well what you'd expect in any 14-year old boy. Curiosity.

"note taking, drawing of diagrams, annotating maps, inappropriate photographs or videos"

So, that takes care of students, artists, tourists, and photographers/videographers, though I can't figure out what "inappropriate" means.

Quote from: Carol Haynes on February 06, 2012, 11:39 AM

Given that GMail and Hotmail now use HTTPS presumably both organisations should be shut down because they support terrorism

Serious - if you are a terrorist using GMail do you get ads on bomb products?

Hahahaha~! Good question!

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Carol Haynes · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2012, 02:51 PM »

LOL - if there is a buck in it I bet Google would take those ads.

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2012, 05:23 PM »

Jesus Christ Ren, Google picks that up (and delivers it to the Alphabet Soup Dept.) and we're all going to jail.

wraith808 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:14 PM »

http://xkcd.com/1013/

The Alt Text: "You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors."

Stoic Joker · « **Reply #38 on:** February 06, 2012, 06:51 PM »

Cthulhu for president, if we're going to be damned anyway ... Let's just get it over with.

40hz · « **Reply #39 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:12 PM »

Quote from: Stoic Joker on February 06, 2012, 06:51 PM

Cthulhu for president, if we're going to be damned anyway ... Let's just get it over with.

I'm with you.

Don't forget to vote!

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wraith808 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:26 PM »

See, 40hz... I'd resisted. Now let the floodgates open!

"change into a fish"

"cthulu2012"

"despair you can believe in"

"no more years"

40hz · « **Reply #41 on:** February 06, 2012, 09:40 PM »

@wraith - and here I restrained myself...

TaoPhoenix · « **Reply #42 on:** February 07, 2012, 01:55 AM »

Quote from: Renegade on February 04, 2012, 04:03 PM

Hopefully, the near future will get us back on track.

I'd like that, but I gloomily predict we have a round where it gets FAR WORSE, before the final revolt that makes it better.

I'm thinking Matrix movies.

KynloStephen66515 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 07, 2012, 05:52 PM »

Lets vote mouser for President...no more tax, just donations to the government haha xD

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