Wear Looser Clothing to Avoid Losing Energy During the Day

[phitsc]

http://lifehacker.com/#!5790704/wear-looser-clothing-to-avoid-losing-energy-during-the-day

I first read: "Wear Loser Clothing to Avoid Losing Energy During the Day" 

[app103]

Because we all know Loser clothing helps you not spend any of your energy having a social life outside of work, therefore decreasing the chances of spending any of your energy on things like dating, dancing, sex, etc...leaving you more energy for work the following day. 

[ewemoa]

lol

[40hz]

@app103- ROFLMFAO!

[Stoic Joker]

So that's why mom always dressed me funny ... She was just thinking of my future.

[Deozaan]

I first read: "Wear Loser Clothing"

Same thing, innit?

[tomos]

I first read: "Wear Loser Clothing"

Same thing, innit?

[] says Deozaan in his skin-tight stretch denims and sleeveless muscle shirt [/ ] 

[cranioscopical]

I first read: "Wear Loser Clothing"

Same thing, innit?

[] says Deozaan in his skin-tight stretch denims and sleeveless muscle shirt [/ ] 

NQSFW?

Tailor: Which side do you dress, sir?
Customer: Don't worry about that, just make it baggy around the knees.