Bermuda Triangle Solved

[Renegade]

How brilliant computer scientists solved the Bermuda Triangle mystery

According to two research scientists the mystery of vanished ships and airplanes in the region dubbed "The Bermuda Triangle" has been solved.

Step aside outer space aliens, time anomalies, submerged giant Atlantean pyramids and bizarre meteorological phenomena ... the "Triangle" simply suffers from an acute case of gas.

Natural gas—the kind that heats ovens and boils water—specifically methane, is the culprit behind the mysterious disappearances and loss of water and air craft.

Natural gas? Hmmm... Mother Nature farts, and the s**t hits the fan~! Or bottom of the ocean as the case may be~!

[app103]

I had heard about this before. It was mentioned briefly in an article about the BP oil spill.

Mr. Hoagland has suggested that there are cracks in the ocean floor, and that pressure at the base of the wellhead is approximately 100,000 psi.

Furthermore, geologists believe there are another 4-5 cracks or fissions in the well. Upon using a GPS and Depth finder system, experts have discovered a large gas bubble, 15-20 miles across and tens of feet high, under the ocean floor.

These bubbles are common. Many believe they have caused the sinking of ships and planes in the Bermuda Triangle.

That said, a bubble this large — if able to escape from under the ocean floor through a crack — would cause a gas explosion that Mr. Hoagland likens to Mt. St. Helens... only under water.

The BP well is 50 miles from Louisiana. Its release would send a toxic cloud over populated areas. The explosion would also sink any ships and oil structures in the vicinity and create a tsunami which would head toward Florida at 600 mph.

Now, many people have called Hoagland a fringe thinker and a conspiracy theorist. And they may be right... But that doesn't mean he isn't on to something.

http://www.energyandcapital.com/articles/what-bp-isnt-saying/1185

[Deozaan]

I thought that navigational equipment also went haywire around the Bermuda Triangle. Or is that just in movies and stories about it?

[rgdot]

Now you should be asking who created those fissions and therefore gases and why there...the mystery lives on  

[Stoic Joker]

The explosion would also sink any ships and oil structures in the vicinity and create a tsunami which would head toward Florida at 600 mph.

Oh goody... There's something to look forward to (I live in Florida).

[Stoic Joker]

I thought that navigational equipment also went haywire around the Bermuda Triangle. Or is that just in movies and stories about it?

The equipment that works off of (and therefore assumes) a specific air density will go "whacky" because a big cloud of natural gas ain't the type of air (same/correct density) it was intending to work with.

[Stoic Joker]

Now you should be asking who created those fissions and therefore gases and why there...the mystery lives on 

...When Zolthar the great hits taco Thursday... All must suffer!

[Deozaan]

Now you should be asking who created those fissions and therefore gases and why there...the mystery lives on 

It's Cthulhu, of course.

[wraith808]

Now you should be asking who created those fissions and therefore gases and why there...the mystery lives on 

It's Cthulhu, of course.

Is he gearing up for the 2012 elections?  Why vote for the lesser evil...

[Stoic Joker]

Now you should be asking who created those fissions and therefore gases and why there...the mystery lives on 

It's Cthulhu, of course.

Is he gearing up for the 2012 elections?  Why vote for the lesser evil...

I thought they canceled the 2012 elections on account of the planet being scheduled to explode in December? ...Something about a Hyper-Space Galactic Bypass.

[app103]

I thought they canceled the 2012 elections on account of the planet being scheduled to explode in December? ...Something about a Hyper-Space Galactic Bypass.

Or a really big methane bubble?

[parkint]

The explosion would also sink any ships and oil structures in the vicinity and create a tsunami which would head toward Florida at 600 mph.

Oh goody... There's something to look forward to (I live in Florida).

Whoa.  Me too!

[Stoic Joker]

The explosion would also sink any ships and oil structures in the vicinity and create a tsunami which would head toward Florida at 600 mph.

Oh goody... There's something to look forward to (I live in Florida).

Whoa.  Me too!

Damn - according to the map you're in the next county over (about 20mi from me) - Well Howdy neighbor!

[Renegade]

I thought they canceled the 2012 elections on account of the planet being scheduled to explode in December? ...Something about a Hyper-Space Galactic Bypass.

Or a really big methane bubble?

Y'know... I think I like that phrase... methane bubble... Yeah! I think I'll use that!  'scuse me honey. Just blew another methane bubble.

And yes -- I think Terrence and Philip are hilarious~!