I vie for the glass ceiling, yet he's sill on top.Do I detect a hint of Jalousie...Nice one, it can be your claim to frame.

At least it is not by Apple.
I'm no great admirer of yours, more a fan light!
I'm afraid I'm going to have to grille you for that...Uh, oh! It's curtains for me.
draped in glory, as you wished...I'm flagging, must be my advanced years...
...not so great for claustrofobically challenged?
...similar to living in (most) server rooms? Or submarine for that matter.

Hmmmmmmm they should have called that speed indicator number Windex but it's already taken. They didn't want to be framed for trade mark infringement.

These puns are so bad I think I'll sash my wrists.Apply some window dressing to the wound!
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