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Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« on: January 28, 2010, 12:52 PM »
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 01:56 PM »
iPad = iYawn.

edit:
the TouchBook looks nice though.
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 02:01 PM »
I can't see the 'netbook killer' concept in this.  If positioned as a e-book reader (with a lower price), then I could see it in that market.  Otherwise, it has all of the disadvantages of a MID and none of the advantages.  No multi-tasking in a device this size?  Yeah.. right.

iPad = Newton for the 21st century

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 02:23 PM »
iPad = Newton for the 21st century

Was the Newton a success?? I heard about it, never saw one, or even any reviews really (ok: I've obviously never looked either...)

I love the graphic btw:
(see attachment in previous post)
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 02:29 PM »
iPad = iYawn.

iYawn -- uYawn -- wiiYawn

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 04:25 PM »
it will be interesting to me to see how well it sells.

i do see the gut-level appeal in a nice touch tablet -- and yet tablets have been around for many years and the practical use for them seems limited.

there are other deal breakers for me -- the lock-in the apple application store is totally unacceptable and alone would make the device something i wouldn't want to get involved in.

plus i'm holding out for a proper full-sized ebook reader with e-ink style display that is easy on the eyes.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 07:17 PM »
iPad = Newton for the 21st century

Was the Newton a success?? I heard about it, never saw one, or even any reviews really (ok: I've obviously never looked either...)

Nope.  And that's the point!  :D

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 07:18 PM »
plus i'm holding out for a proper full-sized ebook reader with e-ink style display that is easy on the eyes.

What do you think about the nook?

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 07:32 PM »
I think we are in store for some really brilliant satire making fun of the iPad.  Here's one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4&feature=player_embedded

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 11:51 PM »
@mouser: ohmygod, that's the funniest mash I've seen of that clip to date.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 11:56 PM »
I've never been an Apple fan anyway but this iPad sounds horrendous. Besides Tablet PCs have been around for a decade, big wow here comes a crippled one.
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 12:12 AM »
not being terribly interested I haven't been following the development, but from what I've seen and heard to sounds like all they've done is produce an iPod (or touch) for the vision impaired :huh:
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 03:35 AM »
The most interesting thing about Apple's several useless crap is the press. I really wonder what all these journalists get for writing positively about anything starting with "i".

A very expensive, crippled iPhone, right?
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2010, 04:16 AM »
The most interesting thing about Apple's several useless crap is the press. I really wonder what all these journalists get for writing positively about anything starting with "i".

A very expensive, crippled iPhone, right?

couldn't agree more, apple need to get a grip on reality and make something useful, maybe an iCar would be ideal, or an iPlane. 

At the moment I suppose id settle for an iHammer ^_^

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2010, 04:23 AM »
... to iStroy the iPad?  :D
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2010, 04:26 AM »
The most interesting thing about Apple's several useless crap is the press. I really wonder what all these journalists get for writing positively about anything starting with "i".

A very expensive, crippled iPhone, right?
Well, that and they all get to iHump each other at in the iBall.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2010, 04:33 AM »
couldn't agree more, apple need to get a grip on reality and make something useful, maybe an iCar would be ideal, or an iPlane.

they seem to be producing plenty of iDiots...
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2010, 06:03 AM »
they seem to be producing plenty of iDiots...
Surely you all realize that it's an iCon!
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2010, 11:00 AM »
they seem to be producing plenty of iDiots...
Surely you all realize that it's an iCon!

classic!

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2010, 11:09 AM »
p.s.

I can't wait for Apple to actually try to reinvent the wheel - I'm sure there will lots of ways they can cripple that too.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2010, 01:40 PM »
It is going to be a trendy device for those iClones that need to show everyone they have one. :down:

Hitler responds To The iPad
(May be offensive to some, NSFW subtitles)

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2010, 04:24 PM »
couldn't agree more, apple need to get a grip on reality and make something useful, maybe an iCar would be ideal, or an iPlane.

they seem to be producing plenty of iDiots...

Yep, it certainly ain't iDeal

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2010, 05:39 PM »
Adrian Hughes wrote: (http://blogs.zdnet.com/hardware/?p=7058)

To save you the time of having to work out what Apple’s iPad doesn’t have, here’s a quick list:

  • No camera/webcam
  • No tethering
  • No voice support
  • No TV subscriptions (widely rumored)
  • No textbooks (again, widely rumored, especially after McGraw’s slip the other day)
  • No background apps
  • No new notifications system
  • No complex multitouch
  • No Adobe Flash support
  • No brand new platform (basically it’s the iPhone OS under the hood)
  • No new take on the tablet UI, no significant on-screen keyboard advances
  • No USB port for device connection, such as flash drives (a problem for road warriors hoping that this will replace a notebook/netbook)
  • While the device is unlocked, the choice of micro SIM limits carriers
  • No pre-orders (yet)
  • And no, it’s not going to be the savior of the newspaper.magazine industry
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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2010, 05:49 PM »
is the iPad the premature iPril Fool joke for this year?

i hope it dies the slow agonising death it deserves, with all the owners pulling their hair out with frustration when Apple closes the apps store down for it in a years time.

it's another iCube - soon to be erased from memory by all Apple fanboys.

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Re: Yea, I won't be getting an iPad anytime soon
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2010, 06:22 PM »
i hope it dies the slow agonising death it deserves, with all the owners pulling their hair out with frustration when Apple closes the apps store down for it in a years time.

Ouch... that's a bit harsh, isn't it?  I'd hope it gets upgrades soon.. especially for multi-tasking.  It's not a bad device in my book... just not positioned and/or priced correctly, with some addressable shortcomings.

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