Fellow DC'ers, why restrict yourself to this miserable little rock in space when you can travel the solar system.....
Send yourself to Mars courtesy of NASA.
Unfortunately due to weight restrictions you won't be able to take any luggage, food, electronic devices, camera, clothes, drink or even yourself!
However, through the modern miracle of Flat Space Technology we can shrink you down and turn you into a stream of electrons that looks like your name!
We then lovingly handcut this into a microchip and then shove it unceremoniously into a very small rover to be launched in 2011.
We even give you a certificate!
So friends, Send Yourself To Mars!
This is astronaut N2M400325994 signing off....
Send yourself to Mars courtesy of NASA.
Unfortunately due to weight restrictions you won't be able to take any luggage, food, electronic devices, camera, clothes, drink or even yourself!
However, through the modern miracle of Flat Space Technology we can shrink you down and turn you into a stream of electrons that looks like your name!
We then lovingly handcut this into a microchip and then shove it unceremoniously into a very small rover to be launched in 2011.
We even give you a certificate!
So friends, Send Yourself To Mars!
This is astronaut N2M400325994 signing off....
