Worst. analogies. ever.

[brotherS]

Thanks to f0dder for quotes like these:

"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze." 

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

[jpfx]

I quite like, 'She looked at me like I had just dropped out of a dog's arse'
(brit spelling for ass)