Google April Fools joke... or is it?

[Edvard]

CADIE is apparently Google's new entry into artificial intelligence technology. See announcement here:
http://www.google.com/intl/en_us/landing/cadie/index.html

Research group switches on world's first "artificial intelligence" tasked-array system.

For several years now a small research group has been working on some challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving. Last fall this group achieved a significant breakthrough: a powerful new technique for solving reinforcement learning problems, resulting in the first functional global-scale neuro-evolutionary learning cluster.

Since then progress has been rapid, and tonight we're pleased to announce that just moments ago, the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE) was switched on and began performing some initial functions...

And CADIE's attempt at a website here:

http://cadiesingularity.blogspot.com/

God help us... It's sentient

from Google

[app103]

Have you downloaded the source for CADIE? (yes, it's open source) 

[40hz]

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God help us... It's sentient

And it has Pandas!!!

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[Edvard]

Have you downloaded the source for CADIE? (yes, it's open source) 

Oh, now I get it...

        DO ,1 <- #28
        DO ,1SUB#1 <- #110
        DO ,1SUB#2 <- #142
        DO ,1SUB#3 <- #222
    PLEASE ,1SUB#4 <- #48
        DO ,1SUB#5 <- #242
        DO ,1SUB#6 <- #142
        DO ,1SUB#7 <- #128
    PLEASE ,1SUB#8 <- #200
        DO ,1SUB#9 <- #42
        DO ,1SUB#10 <- #158
        DO ,1SUB#11 <- #192
    PLEASE ,1SUB#12 <- #0
        DO ,1SUB#13 <- #112
        DO ,1SUB#14 <- #50
        DO ,1SUB#15 <- #206
    PLEASE ,1SUB#16 <- #160
        DO ,1SUB#17 <- #192
        DO ,1SUB#18 <- #48
        DO ,1SUB#19 <- #162
    PLEASE ,1SUB#20 <- #54
        DO ,1SUB#21 <- #184
        DO ,1SUB#22 <- #144
        DO ,1SUB#23 <- #56
    PLEASE ,1SUB#24 <- #184
        DO ,1SUB#25 <- #32
        DO ,1SUB#26 <- #144
        DO ,1SUB#27 <- #114
    PLEASE ,1SUB#28 <- #36
        DO READ OUT ,1
    PLEASE GIVE UP

I'm going to translate this to AHK and use it in my next project. 

[app103]

I'm going to translate this to AHK and use it in my next project. 

Hotkey activated pandas? 

[Deozaan]

They also have AutoPilot for Gmail, apparently a product by CADIE. Strangely it's only showing in one of my Gmail accounts.

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html

[Edvard]

CADIE the coder? 

I'm going to translate this to AHK and use it in my next project. 

Hotkey activated pandas? 

No, hotkey activated artificially intelligent pandas.