great thread:- most LOL ones
(for me)

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

I enjoyed lots of iphigenie's, in particular

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.
- Stephen Vincent Benet

look, I guess this is kind of inappropriate and definitely off-topic, but a friend of mine nearly died in a car crash Saturday morning, he had his second major operation today and things are looking good - woo-hoo :-) - helps me appreciate the minutes
[no need to comment, just enjoy the minutes too ]

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer."  General George S. Patton

Say, don't you remember?
I'm your pal.
Buddy, can you spare a dime?

E. Harburg

Mine if one from my long deceased Grandmother:-

"If there's enough blue sky to make a Sailor some trousers, then it will clear up".

It works! It's working here in SA right now! 

I believe forgiveness has a power of it's own.
Not governed by anything but itself.
When it's unleashed, none can harness it.

author unknown

two of my favorites:
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Plato
If you meet your master on the road, kill him - Buddhist quote

Nice ones, Mouser. Currently, one of my favs is "Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot."
The Buddha qoute reminds me of Shriekback's "Gunning For The Buddha"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgSKLq5yDU


OEF

Some really nice quotes listed here....

“The moral principles and precepts contained in the Scriptures ought to form the basis of all our civil constitutions and laws. All the miseries and evils which men suffer from vice, crime,ambition, injustice, oppression, slavery, and war, proceed from their despising or neglecting the precepts of the Bible.” - Noah Webster

"You're either part of the problem or part of the solution" - Unknown - Unless you are the problem then remove thyself ;-)