Poo time?

[Renegade]

2 years on the can...

US authorities are trying to work out why a Kansas woman spent two years on her boyfriend's toilet - so long that by the time he called emergency services her skin had grown around the lav's seat.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh? What?

The Register just rocks. They get all the important stories!

[tomos]

jeez,
what a way to start my day

[TucknDar]

And my gf thinks I spend too much time there...

[Lashiec]

Er... you sure they didn't get the story from The Onion, and not from The Register? It sounds so incredibly silly, it can't be true.

Then again, people is so weird sometimes

[TucknDar]

Actually this story was quoted in a Norwegian newspaper as well, although I agree it sounds a little "Oniony"

[ThalSwe]

Seen in two different newspapers in Sweden too (one of them being Metro) so the, somewhat unbelivable, story has spread quite far.

[f0dder]

Considering that there are people who get turned on by feeding their partner to groooooossly obese weights, this doesn't seem so unrealistic. But on a toilet? Hm. Insane