How Santa Gets Around To So Many

[cranioscopical]

How does this  guy get around to so many places?

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[edbro]

Yeah right! He has a magical sleigh you know. Duh.

[Ralf Maximus]

Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.

[Lashiec]

Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.

My God, it's a classic piece, but I couldn't stop laughing!. Kids, don't read this

[Renegade]

Time to haul out my favorite Christmas piece, The Physics of Santa.

I nearly died the first time I read that! Ok - not die... but I was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe. I was turning red and worried that I'd pass out! I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

The part where things start getting dangerous to your ability to stay conscious I believe is around, "Per second. Each."

[Edvard]

This piece has been totally rebutted and Santa's quantum properties explained in depth here.
Once again, science proves the improbable...

[cranioscopical]

This piece has been totally rebutted

Reindeer will do that when not fed often enough.