OS Religious Wars...

[Renegade]

So I've got my dev box working (needed a new motherboard) and back to working on FuckSatan.com and some of the toys for it when I come across this...

“Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short…

Let him who hath understanding reckon
the distro of the beast,
for it is a Linux distro,
its distro is Ubuntu Satanic Edition.”

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Ubuntu Satanic Edition!

HAhahahaha~! Ubuntu SE!

What is Ubuntu Satanic Edition?

Ubuntu SE is not currently a distro, it’s more a series of themes to transform the look of Ubuntu. You must first download and install one of the standard Ubuntu variants and then upgrade to Ubuntu SE. Don’t worry; you can easily change your system back if you intend to recant.

I may need to dump my Suse distro in favor of Ubuntu!

And while Microsoft has Windows CE, Linux has Ubuntu CE... Ubuntu Christian Edition that is...

And the counterpart to Windows ME would be Ubuntu ME... Muslim Edition!

Now... Can anyone here deny that all those Linux fantics truly are religious about their OS?

[Ralf Maximus]

We suggest installing over Ubuntu Christian Edition, but the standard Ubuntu will do fine.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....!

The wallpapers and screensaver is incentive enough to visit the site.  What fun.

[zridling]

This is an odd phenomena, when you could do all this on your own, or just create a "theme" to switch to in the main OS. Also, Linux has a distro for every person and hobby anymore. The christian and muslim editions show quran and bible verses in their screensavers and such, and I think Firefox has some extra filters. God forbid anyone ever catch site of a breast. Hell will spawn a thousand new demons for every nipple slip.

[zridling]

This just in:

Satan Gives It a Big Thumbs Up!!



oh wait, no? This more like it?

[f0dder]

Christ, stupid bush messes up things as always - doesn't every moron and their dog know that you have to use your LEFT hand when doing the wormsign? *sigh*

[Lashiec]

What's this? Bush and heavy metal? OH NOES!

[Deozaan]

What's this? Bush and heavy metal? OH NOES!

I heard that those are supposed to be bullhorns from a Texas University mascot slogan thingy or something.

[zridling]

Yes, that is the same sign used by Texas Longhorn sports fans, who cry "Hook 'em Horns!" when they cheer. I grew up in Arkansas; they were our biggest rival. I will always hate them.

[Renegade]

Christ, stupid bush messes up things as always - doesn't every moron and their dog know that you have to use your LEFT hand when doing the wormsign? *sigh*

Oh - that was this convention...

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Seems there's a darker side to the Republicans...