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IainB · « **Reply #5275 on:** March 20, 2017, 01:09 PM »

Brilliant.
Flight attendant nails Britney's 'Toxic' video with onboard dance number

panzer · « **Reply #5276 on:** March 21, 2017, 04:04 AM »

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Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5282 on:** March 24, 2017, 08:34 PM »

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25 Funny Pictures Of The Day

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Same place

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5283 on:** March 25, 2017, 02:39 AM »

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17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate

Everyone here is smarter than these jokes. Everyone!

tomos · « **Reply #5284 on:** March 25, 2017, 02:24 PM »

17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate
-Arizona Hot (March 25, 2017, 02:39 AM)

musn't be much fun if you dont understand any of them and have to read all the explanations. Which are so unfunny. Disclaimer: I had to read a couple of the explanations myself.

I enjoyed:

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."

and

Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."

IainB · « **Reply #5285 on:** March 25, 2017, 04:56 PM »

@Arizona Hot:

17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate
Everyone here is smarter than these jokes. Everyone!
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-Arizona Hot (March 25, 2017, 02:39 AM)

Could you please try to remember to put in some trigger warnings with jokes like that?
I was made to feel small/unintelligent and had feelings of inadequacy because I was unable to appreciate quite a few of those jokes on first reading and had to look up the explanations.
I wouldn't have read them in the first place if you had put a trigger warning up front that warned that the jokes may be excessively intellectually challenging for some readers and that the reader may feel dumb if he/she didn't "get" them, and thus I could have avoided the emotional stress which I needlessly experienced - not to mention that reading the explanations made them so unfunny (i.e., seeming to be not actually relevant humour for this thread), as pointed out by @tomos.
Thanks for helping to make this silly humour forum a safe space.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5286 on:** March 25, 2017, 08:42 PM »

I Shoot People And Sometimes Cut Off Their Head.jpg

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I Shoot People And Sometimes Cut Off Their Head

A Little Hotel Humor To Make Your Stay More Hilarious.jpg

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A Little Hotel Humor To Make Your Stay More Hilarious

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5287 on:** March 25, 2017, 08:43 PM »

Could you please try to remember to put in some trigger warnings with jokes like that?
I was made to feel small/unintelligent and had feelings of inadequacy because I was unable to appreciate quite a few of those jokes on first reading and had to look up the explanations.
-IainB (March 25, 2017, 04:56 PM)

I never knew I was that nerdy.

IainB · « **Reply #5288 on:** March 25, 2017, 10:34 PM »

@Arizona Hot:

I never knew I was that nerdy.
-Arizona Hot (March 25, 2017, 08:43 PM)

My apologies. I did not mean to imply that you were excessively nerdy, or cause you to reflect on your self-image and be disturbed by unwanted thoughts that you might be demonstrating behaviours of excessive nerdity. I'm sure you are just fine as you are.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5289 on:** March 27, 2017, 11:36 AM »

You can bet they don't leave the key under there though.

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5290 on:** April 01, 2017, 09:23 PM »

WARNING: Math jokes without explanation.

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Seems about right

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Want to meet my new friend

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5291 on:** April 01, 2017, 09:29 PM »

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Bush's Jelly Beans

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Sofia

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5292 on:** April 01, 2017, 09:39 PM »

Plated perfume - find your new favorite fragrance .jpg

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Plated perfume - find your new favorite fragrance

Westworld Full-Body Snake Temporary Tattoo.jpg

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Westworld Full-Body Snake Temporary Tattoo

tomos · « **Reply #5293 on:** April 02, 2017, 11:32 AM »

WARNING: Math jokes without explanation.
-Arizona Hot (April 01, 2017, 09:23 PM)

Arizona Hot · « **Reply #5294 on:** April 04, 2017, 10:14 AM »

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Business cat

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Lottery Genie

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5295 on:** April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM »

When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:

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cranioscopical · « **Reply #5296 on:** April 04, 2017, 05:47 PM »

When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
-MilesAhead (April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM)

Vance Packard had much for which to atone.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5297 on:** April 04, 2017, 06:18 PM »

When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
-MilesAhead (April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM)
Vance Packard had much for which to atone.

-cranioscopical (April 04, 2017, 05:47 PM)

I just checked Wiki. Quite an interesting spread of publications from the man. Not to mention them naming an automobile after him!

I was trying to go for "cubicle" with the pic. Unfortunately I'm not a photoshop kind of guy to do it myself.

That reminds me.. when they moved us from 2 man offices to the cubicles I told the Team Leader(tm) that they weren't taking the principle far enough. What should happen is each worker be issued a golf cart type of battery powered gizmo. The desk, PCs, and all that is incorporated. All that's needed to change to another venue is to drive up to a plug-in station. There is a modular connector with all power, network and phone connections. The individual just drives up and plugs in. No "hitting the ground running" as (s)he is already "on a roll" as soon as reporting for work. The Team Leader enjoyed my scenario. The guy definitely had a sense of humor.

IainB · « **Reply #5298 on:** April 04, 2017, 10:36 PM »

@MilesAhead:

When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
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-MilesAhead (April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM)

Yo no comprendo. Sorry to seem obtuse, but what the heck is in that picture?
I have no idea what I am supposed to be looking at, or for in that picture - no cultural reference point.

MilesAhead · « **Reply #5299 on:** April 05, 2017, 06:48 AM »

@MilesAhead:
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
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-MilesAhead (April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM)
Yo no comprendo. Sorry to seem obtuse, but what the heck is in that picture?
I have no idea what I am supposed to be looking at, or for in that picture - no cultural reference point.
-IainB (April 04, 2017, 10:36 PM)

See my previous post in this thread.