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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5000 on: March 18, 2016, 04:38 PM »
^^Having had the opportunity - notice I didn't say pleasure... - to work with some of the older Positive Ground British (motorcycle) electrical systems years ago. I am quite familiar with why the term 'Lucas: Master of Darkness' was coined.

So I can well appreciate the humor on this one. :Thmbsup: :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5001 on: March 18, 2016, 06:09 PM »
@4wd: Wow! Thanks for the link.
That's a very interesting discussion there on the British Columbia Triumph Registry (Canada) website: NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kit
- it of course includes references to the old TRs (Triumph Roadsters), which brought back some memories. As a long-time petrol-head I used to have a TR4 (2138cc) with a Surrey Top (was quite rare), with twin 1½" SU carbs that were always going off-tune - so I replaced them with 2 x twin-choke 45DCOE Webers instead. My local petrol station loved me!

But Lucas eh? I used to work as a systems analyst on the Works Engineering and Maintenance Planning System (ran on an IBM 360 at their datacentre) at the Lucas-CAV factory in Finchley (N.London, UK). I was a regular customer of the staff counter in the warehouse, where one could buy Lucas automobile electrical equipment at 50% discount (sometimes greater).
That's where I bought one of the superb Lucas 8-track tape stereo players (with under-seat speakers) for my car. I remember they also had these NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kits on the shelves, but not for sale to staff, and I would sometimes see them being taken off the shelf by the older Electrical Engineers (never the apprentices). I always used to wonder what that was about.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5004 on: March 24, 2016, 03:04 PM »
I... don't have words.

https://imgur.com/gallery/lwGmSbK

https://i.imgur.com/lwGmSbK.gifv <- direct link, but the comments are hilarious!

SFW, but not safe for sanity.  Couldn't find an easy way to embed.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5008 on: March 29, 2016, 04:48 PM »
Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5009 on: March 29, 2016, 09:31 PM »

Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?

Not easy to keep a stiff upper lip with a depressed tongue.  If it is clinical depression I sure hope the treatment is on an out-patient basis.  I'd hate to have to leave my tongue in a semi-private room for weeks on end.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5011 on: April 03, 2016, 06:57 PM »
 

Informative and funny, the test of the worlds best mini survival kit:

All you need alone out in the wilderness....








 
Greetings, Stefan.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5013 on: April 10, 2016, 05:49 PM »
Wonderful story about trying to adopt a dog in the computer game "skyrim":
https://storify.com/SuperSpacedad/a-skyrim-boy-and-his-dog

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5014 on: April 12, 2016, 12:45 AM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5015 on: April 12, 2016, 02:32 AM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\

Heh heh heh.  Me, I am too lathey to trim that square peg to fit in that there round hole.  Might be time for a keyhole saw.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5017 on: April 17, 2016, 04:19 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5018 on: April 17, 2016, 04:31 AM »
ahahahahahhaahah

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5019 on: April 18, 2016, 01:42 AM »
If you found a picture or video of a goose-duck hybrid online, would you run an anti-virus scan on your computer to make sure it hadn't been hacked?

Egyptian Goose x Mallard.jpg

Egyptian Goose x Mallard

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5021 on: April 19, 2016, 12:30 AM »
Large Hadron Collider?

No, LBC!!
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