Apocalypse: Advice Issued For End Of The World

[KynloStephen66515]

British authorities have insisted they are prepared for the looming apocalypse and have issued advice on how to cope.

 In the event that the world ends on December 21, the public should check the car, fit a smoke alarm and learn to make a fire.

Full Story: http://news.sky.com/...for-end-of-the-world

[Renegade]

And some doomsday advice from the Australian PM's office:

[rgdot]

End of the world party starting tomorrow, yay


 

[wraith808]

...I also take paypal...

[Renegade]

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...I also take paypal...

-wraith808 (December 09, 2012, 05:17 AM)

Good luck! You're going to need it against such insurmountable odds!

Now, everyone give me your cash now, or I will work to sabotage Wraith's efforts, and doom us all to oblivion~!

You have 12 days...

[TaoPhoenix]

"You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha Ha Ha!"

Because the Mayans predicted old skool internet memes. 

[Renegade]

...11 days... Capitulate, or die. 

[Stoic Joker]

Advice Issued for End Of The World

Don't forget to wash you ass...just in case you end up having to kiss it goodbye.

[TaoPhoenix]

It's funny that the "magic date" is the 21st - so close to the holidays. It gives the politicians a few minutes to take a break from the serious stuff and give us stuff to giggle over.

But wait!   

The Mayans knew that 1600 years ago and carefully planned a fake announcement to be upon the wrong day in a desperate bid to save civilization!

And that's why we'll end happily ever after! The end!   

[MilesAhead]

Hmm, is there any chance the Long Count Calendar just ends to force users to upgrade?

[SeraphimLabs]

Hmm, is there any chance the Long Count Calendar just ends to force users to upgrade?

-MilesAhead (December 10, 2012, 09:58 AM)

That would be a troll of centuries old proportions.

The long count expires and people have to upgrade to a new model calendar.

[SQUIDMAN]

 
I smell Y2K+Zombies+global warming= The Worlds largest bitch Slap!