bash.org #8:\n \n<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...\n<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?\n<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
bash.org #9:\n \n<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
bash.org #10:\n \n<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
bash.org #11:\n \n<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
bash.org #12:\n \n<Moot> ok, here's what we do\n<Moot> we break into AOL HQ\n<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
bash.org #13:\n \n<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck\n<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
bash.org #14:\n \n<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?\n<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass\n<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
bash.org #15:\n \n<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS\n<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST\n<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
bash.org #16:\n \n<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.\n<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?\n<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
bash.org #17:\n \n<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.\n<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?\n<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE
bash.org #18:\n \n<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......\n<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......\n<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.\n<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
bash.org #19:\n \n<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird\n<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it\n<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina
bash.org #20:\n \n<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.\n<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth\n<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
bash.org #21:\n \n<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat\n<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers\n<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
bash.org #22:\n \n<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
bash.org #23:\n \n<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
bash.org #24:\n \n<ckx> women ask for it\n<ckx> they act all old and mature\n<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass\n<ckx> and they get all bitchy\n<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
bash.org #25:\n \n<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.\n<iln> you can't abuse pot ash
bash.org #26:\n \n<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
bash.org #27:\n \n<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
bash.org #28:\n \n<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P\n*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)\n<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
bash.org #30:\n \n<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
bash.org #31:\n \n<EM[mMF]> man\n<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler\n<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them\n<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"\n<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>\n<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
bash.org #32:\n \n<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.\n<Spidey> they do, goemon\n<Goemon> damn.\n<Goemon> my mom must have dropped\n<Goemon> me
bash.org #33:\n \n[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock\n<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
bash.org #35:\n \n<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach\n<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
bash.org #36:\n \n<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?
bash.org #37:\n \n<iln> cd earlyteen
bash.org #38:\n \n<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg\n<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
bash.org #39:\n \n<FuNGiSiDE> ftp\n<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf
bash.org #40:\n \n<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
bash.org #41:\n \n<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today\n<_Riddler_> and I got this boner\n<_Riddler_> I dunno\n<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons\n<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
bash.org #43:\n \n<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
bash.org #44:\n \n<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in\n<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags\n<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'\n<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
bash.org #45:\n \n<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.\n<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
bash.org #46:\n \n<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
bash.org #47:\n \n* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
bash.org #48:\n \n<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
bash.org #49:\n \n<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something\n<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith
bash.org #50:\n \n<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
bash.org #51:\n \n<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet\n<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is
bash.org #52:\n \n<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''\n<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
bash.org #54:\n \n<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
bash.org #55:\n \n<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
bash.org #56:\n \n<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich
bash.org #57:\n \n<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
bash.org #58:\n \n<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
bash.org #59:\n \n<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
bash.org #61:\n \n<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh\n<Guilty> The white trash chip
bash.org #63:\n \n<Moot> masturbatin time\n<Moot> I'm livin dangerously\n<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
bash.org #64:\n \n<Ash> Win2k! ^_^\n*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
bash.org #65:\n \n<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
bash.org #66:\n \n<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
bash.org #67:\n \n<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
bash.org #68:\n \n<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
bash.org #69:\n \n<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
bash.org #70:\n \n* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
bash.org #71:\n \n<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch\n<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
bash.org #72:\n \n<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"\n<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
bash.org #73:\n \n<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.\n<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
bash.org #74:\n \n<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
bash.org #75:\n \n<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
bash.org #76:\n \n<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
bash.org #77:\n \n<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
bash.org #78:\n \n<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks\n<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
bash.org #79:\n \n<SYch0> [^_^\n<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
bash.org #80:\n \n<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
bash.org #81:\n \n<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work\n<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
bash.org #82:\n \n<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's\n<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
bash.org #83:\n \n<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
bash.org #84:\n \n<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass\n<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
bash.org #85:\n \n<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
bash.org #86:\n \n<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes\n<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
bash.org #87:\n \n<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
bash.org #88:\n \n<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
bash.org #89:\n \n<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
bash.org #90:\n \n<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
bash.org #91:\n \n<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'\n<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.\n<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
bash.org #92:\n \n<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
bash.org #93:\n \n<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
bash.org #94:\n \n<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me\n<iMike-> and it's not working properly
bash.org #95:\n \n<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
bash.org #96:\n \n<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:\n<VIVI> Microsoft Word\n<VIVI> Microsoft Excel\n<VIVI> Solitaire
bash.org #97:\n \n<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
bash.org #98:\n \n<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
bash.org #100:\n \n<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
bash.org #101:\n \n<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
bash.org #102:\n \n<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?\n<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
bash.org #103:\n \n<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease\n<matt`> called "babies"
bash.org #105:\n \n<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
bash.org #106:\n \n<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
bash.org #107:\n \n<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob\n<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
bash.org #109:\n \n<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?\n<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
bash.org #110:\n \n<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'\n<Ohtani> err\n<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
bash.org #111:\n \n<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone\n<DigDug> How much?\n<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
bash.org #112:\n \n<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
bash.org #114:\n \n<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
bash.org #115:\n \n<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D\n<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work\n<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house\n<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
bash.org #116:\n \n<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly\n<DigDug> Yes.\n<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello\n<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
bash.org #117:\n \n<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement\n<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
bash.org #118:\n \n<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
bash.org #119:\n \n<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
bash.org #120:\n \n<DigDug> warez > sex\n<kisama> it is true.\n<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
bash.org #121:\n \n<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
bash.org #122:\n \n<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
bash.org #124:\n \n<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
bash.org #125:\n \n<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
bash.org #126:\n \n<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
bash.org #127:\n \n<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever\n<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
bash.org #129:\n \n<cndz> what would jesus do>\n<Josh> probably get crucified and die
bash.org #130:\n \n<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money\n<reptile-> What the hell?\n<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
bash.org #131:\n \n<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
bash.org #132:\n \n<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard\n<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
bash.org #133:\n \n<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
bash.org #134:\n \n<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
bash.org #135:\n \n<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school\n<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?\n<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
bash.org #136:\n \n<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
bash.org #137:\n \n<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
bash.org #138:\n \n<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
bash.org #139:\n \n<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
bash.org #140:\n \n<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say\n<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
bash.org #141:\n \n<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
bash.org #142:\n \n<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some\n<DigDug> from the kid\n<Keris> even better
bash.org #143:\n \n<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
bash.org #144:\n \n<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
bash.org #145:\n \n<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
bash.org #146:\n \n<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?\n<noodles> lux, You wish.
bash.org #147:\n \n<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."\n<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..
bash.org #148:\n \n<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?\n<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
bash.org #149:\n \n*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)
bash.org #153:\n \n<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
bash.org #155:\n \n<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
bash.org #158:\n \nI have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown
bash.org #168:\n \n<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach\n<Default> then she got a haircut\n<Cowika> in protest?
bash.org #170:\n \n[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
bash.org #171:\n \n[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are\n[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts\n[!smcn] oops
bash.org #172:\n \n[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking\n[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)\n[@smcn] ok i will say something funny\n[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing\n[@smcn] and my dick is on fire\n[@smcn] is this normal?
bash.org #173:\n \n<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
bash.org #175:\n \n<Amanda_> Alright\n<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?\n<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas\n<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend\n<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
bash.org #176:\n \n(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
bash.org #178:\n \n<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
bash.org #179:\n \n<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine\n<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
bash.org #180:\n \n<goh2> my parents are budgeting me\n<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer\n<goh2> for the next 3 months\n<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
bash.org #181:\n \n(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
bash.org #182:\n \n<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(\n<EtherMan> how much is that in real money
bash.org #183:\n \n<BlackDeth> i was playin CS\n<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank\n<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/
bash.org #185:\n \n<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns\n<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
bash.org #186:\n \n<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy\n<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
bash.org #187:\n \n*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
bash.org #188:\n \n<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?\n<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet\n<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?\n<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
bash.org #189:\n \n<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business\n<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
bash.org #191:\n \n<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
bash.org #192:\n \n<Quan> they speak "texican"
bash.org #193:\n \n<screechon> call him up\n<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money\n<screechon> and if not\n<screechon> take it to judge judy
bash.org #194:\n \n<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil\n<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
bash.org #195:\n \n<bash_> don't touch me there\n<bash_> whoops, wrong window
bash.org #196:\n \n<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
bash.org #197:\n \n*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
bash.org #199:\n \n<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
bash.org #200:\n \n<bocz> ok dood, whatever\n<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
bash.org #201:\n \n<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language\n<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl\n<D1> in comic book form
bash.org #202:\n \n<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average\n<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)\n<X15> there are ppl in texas?
bash.org #203:\n \n(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
bash.org #205:\n \n(D1) ignore me\n(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
bash.org #216:\n \n[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester\n[iMike] get a kickass one
bash.org #217:\n \n<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)\n<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
bash.org #218:\n \n<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..\n<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
bash.org #223:\n \n<[azn]> i am valid victorian
bash.org #224:\n \n[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
bash.org #225:\n \n<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.\n<Intra> exactly amanda
bash.org #226:\n \n<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.\n<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot\n<Guilty> It would never end
bash.org #227:\n \n<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors\n<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT\n<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT\n<timmo> weirdo
bash.org #228:\n \n<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!\n<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
bash.org #229:\n \n<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes\n<iMike> id see your penis\n<iMike> it was great\n<iMike> i mean disgusting.
bash.org #230:\n \n<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett\n<kisama> cockface is hooking me up\n<kisama> :)\n<Guilty\|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
bash.org #231:\n \n<ArIck> mann\n<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction\n<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
bash.org #235:\n \n<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
bash.org #236:\n \n<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden\n<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia\n<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
bash.org #238:\n \n[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site\n(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com\n[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo\n[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
bash.org #239:\n \n<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
bash.org #241:\n \n<SWM> if the average penis is 6"\n<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
bash.org #242:\n \n<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
bash.org #243:\n \n<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
bash.org #245:\n \nn e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
bash.org #246:\n \ne l i t e m r p: first type this\nCD WINDOWSCOMMAND\nn e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
bash.org #247:\n \nn e r d b 5: you use redhat?\nn e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?\nn e r d b 5: like napster\nn e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
bash.org #250:\n \nn e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe\ne l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?\nn e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
bash.org #257:\n \n<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.\n<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D\n<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
bash.org #258:\n \n<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1\n<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
bash.org #259:\n \n<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.\n<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!\n<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs\n<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl\n<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
bash.org #260:\n \n<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up\n<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
bash.org #261:\n \n<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
bash.org #263:\n \n<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes\n<SWM> i never eat them\n<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
bash.org #265:\n \n<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..\n<hypr> fucking bitch
bash.org #266:\n \n<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones.  That's my bandwidth.\n<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"\n<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken\n<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum\n<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass\n<Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
bash.org #269:\n \nn e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell\nn e r d b 5: maybe its my pc\nn e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
bash.org #275:\n \n<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty\n<ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium frontier\n<CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones?\n<ikkenai> yeah\n<CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls
bash.org #276:\n \n<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons\n<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one\n<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories\n<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
bash.org #277:\n \n<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt\n<hypr> haha
bash.org #278:\n \n*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)
bash.org #279:\n \n<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.\n<gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
bash.org #281:\n \n*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc)
bash.org #282:\n \n<Hatter> I was over-circumsized\n<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
bash.org #283:\n \n<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married\n<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks\n<GreenJelly> IM SO IN
bash.org #284:\n \n<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common\n<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
bash.org #285:\n \n<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me\n<BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him\n<BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked\n<BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage\n<BlackDeth> boglins own\n<ikkenai> so how much did he pay you\n<BlackDeth> he didnt\n<BlackDeth> he just offered\n<ikkenai> oh\n<ikkenai> so you did it for free
bash.org #286:\n \n<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery\n<HomerJ> blows up\n<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?\n<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.\n<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---\n<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE\n<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bash.org #287:\n \n<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
bash.org #288:\n \n<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!\n<MadHatter> what\n<MadHatter> fuck you\n<enex> oh\n<enex> hi\n<MadHatter> yeah hey\n<enex> what's up\n<MadHatter> nothing man
bash.org #289:\n \n<rouge> you vegetarian?\n<AlmtyBob> yah\n<rouge> i'm sorry. :/
bash.org #290:\n \n<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!\n<Evilspoon> wait nm
bash.org #291:\n \n<ckx> i've got nothing against homos\n<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me\n<ckx> they're alright\n<gb> what if they cum on you\n<ckx> that's a grey area
bash.org #292:\n \n<skunko> dammit\n<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster\n<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
bash.org #293:\n \n*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)\n<corra> FUKR\n<corra> I KIK UR AZZ\n<corra> ....\n<corra> i ain kiddin\n*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
bash.org #294:\n \n<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography\n<Mooglezz> Among other things\n<MoogIezz> :(
bash.org #295:\n \n<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.\n<TheFlux> not an oil based one\n<TheFlux> it may catch fire
bash.org #296:\n \n<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS?\n<goh2> well i wanted to try defraging\n<goh2> w/o windows
bash.org #298:\n \n<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)\n<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well\n<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
bash.org #299:\n \n<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug\n<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
bash.org #302:\n \n<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway\n<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it
bash.org #304:\n \n<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
bash.org #305:\n \n[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old.\n[02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is\n[02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
bash.org #306:\n \n<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
bash.org #307:\n \n<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
bash.org #308:\n \n<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake\n<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
bash.org #310:\n \n<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
bash.org #311:\n \n<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
bash.org #312:\n \n<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?\n<Tux> PANTIES!\n<Tux> er\n<Tux> not really\n<Tux> but it was close!
bash.org #313:\n \n<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
bash.org #314:\n \n<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
bash.org #315:\n \n<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
bash.org #316:\n \n<DumbBitch> AND\n<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?\n<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
bash.org #317:\n \n<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P\n<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
bash.org #318:\n \n<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
bash.org #321:\n \n<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger\n<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
bash.org #322:\n \n<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
bash.org #324:\n \n<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
bash.org #325:\n \n*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
bash.org #326:\n \n[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia \n[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
bash.org #327:\n \n<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"\n<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow"\n*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
bash.org #328:\n \n<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
bash.org #332:\n \n<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.\n<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
bash.org #333:\n \n<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...\n<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc\n<TknoMncr> I swear\n<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it\n<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
bash.org #334:\n \n<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening
bash.org #336:\n \n<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops.\n<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D
bash.org #338:\n \n<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!
bash.org #339:\n \n<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number
bash.org #341:\n \n<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
bash.org #342:\n \n<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something
bash.org #343:\n \n(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
bash.org #344:\n \n<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
bash.org #345:\n \n(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear\n(@X2-down) er screamed
bash.org #346:\n \n<ethiopia> i'm starving
bash.org #347:\n \n(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
bash.org #348:\n \n(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"
bash.org #349:\n \n<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year\n<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different\n<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.
bash.org #350:\n \n<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy?\n<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"\n<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"\n<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now
bash.org #351:\n \n<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute
bash.org #354:\n \n*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)\n*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble\n<Penfold> Excess flood my arse\n<Ganesh> no thanks
bash.org #355:\n \n<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!
bash.org #356:\n \n<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.\n<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months...
bash.org #357:\n \n<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.
bash.org #359:\n \n<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.\n<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.
bash.org #360:\n \n<sphynx> crushes suck\n<sphynx> i hate em\n<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation\n<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc\n<shirazz> the masturbation\n<shirazz> hehehe\n<bark> the masturbation is ok.\n<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..
bash.org #361:\n \n<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac
bash.org #362:\n \n<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
bash.org #363:\n \n* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).\n<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)\n<inof> :-]\n<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)
bash.org #364:\n \n<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?\n<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand\n<token> biggest file?\n<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)
bash.org #365:\n \n<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?\n<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.
bash.org #366:\n \n<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?\n<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,\n<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."
bash.org #367:\n \n<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)\n<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner
bash.org #368:\n \n<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
bash.org #369:\n \n<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.\n<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
bash.org #370:\n \n<Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart\n<Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
bash.org #371:\n \n<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?\n<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.\n<Acrimon> sorry
bash.org #372:\n \n<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh\n<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time?
bash.org #373:\n \n<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip\nin a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D\n<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?
bash.org #374:\n \n<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in\nbatter and deep fry it"\n<redslime> "yeah!"\n<redslime> i love eggrolls
bash.org #375:\n \n<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
bash.org #376:\n \n*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^
bash.org #378:\n \n<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/
bash.org #379:\n \n<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
bash.org #381:\n \n<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!\n<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...\n<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances\n<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace
bash.org #382:\n \n<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish\n<Tum> like if its any good\n<meps> just add water\n<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'
bash.org #384:\n \n<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128\n<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server\n<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM
bash.org #386:\n \n<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
bash.org #387:\n \n<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =
bash.org #388:\n \n<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
bash.org #389:\n \n<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya
bash.org #390:\n \n<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
bash.org #391:\n \n<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
bash.org #392:\n \n<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?
bash.org #393:\n \n<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
bash.org #394:\n \n<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone\n<blazemore> and then you own yourself
bash.org #395:\n \n<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal
bash.org #396:\n \nuiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2
bash.org #397:\n \n<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame\n<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
bash.org #398:\n \n<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis\n<Duce> is that in dog inches?
bash.org #399:\n \n<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers.
bash.org #400:\n \n<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
bash.org #401:\n \n<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!\n<Dr_DOS> YES\n<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner
bash.org #402:\n \n<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell\n<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
bash.org #403:\n \n<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..\n<CrazyDe> its only a dick
bash.org #404:\n \n<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
bash.org #407:\n \n<HaXk> The dog cant say no\n<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
bash.org #408:\n \n<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....
bash.org #409:\n \n<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
bash.org #410:\n \n<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac
bash.org #411:\n \n<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
bash.org #412:\n \n<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...\n<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality
bash.org #413:\n \n<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
bash.org #414:\n \n<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly\n<Wooben> so that was the end of that
bash.org #415:\n \n<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday\n<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.\n<gloone> or a stapler\n<gloone> that's what i have here.
bash.org #416:\n \n<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
bash.org #417:\n \n<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls\n<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
bash.org #418:\n \n<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
bash.org #419:\n \n<Islandx55> wtf is a-team
bash.org #420:\n \n<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
bash.org #421:\n \n<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
bash.org #425:\n \n* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
bash.org #426:\n \n<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?\n<lux> hahah\n<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
bash.org #427:\n \n<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her.
bash.org #428:\n \n<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
bash.org #429:\n \n<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar?
bash.org #430:\n \n<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel
bash.org #431:\n \n*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
bash.org #432:\n \n<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez\n<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.
bash.org #434:\n \n<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop
bash.org #435:\n \n<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4\n<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .\n<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section.
bash.org #436:\n \n<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it
bash.org #437:\n \n<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol\n<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!
bash.org #438:\n \n<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
bash.org #439:\n \n<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(
bash.org #440:\n \n<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking\n<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk
bash.org #441:\n \n<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep\n<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well
bash.org #442:\n \n<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood\n<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'
bash.org #443:\n \n<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet\n<SYch0> w/ fast internet
bash.org #444:\n \n<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:\n<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
bash.org #445:\n \n<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper\n<ck2k> and she has this estimate\n<ck2k> 200 bucks\n<ck2k> fuck you\n<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass
bash.org #446:\n \n<SYch0> my mom got rearended
bash.org #447:\n \n<SSr2> what's pr0n?
bash.org #448:\n \n<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night\n<Acero> i need to stretch or something
bash.org #449:\n \n<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one\n<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off
bash.org #450:\n \n<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?
bash.org #451:\n \n<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port\n<RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?
bash.org #452:\n \n<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents"
bash.org #453:\n \n<Cennt-> "how did your grandma die"\n<Cennt-> "she saw me masturbating"
bash.org #459:\n \n<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb\n<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking
bash.org #461:\n \n<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you\n<Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and to never send mail to that address again
bash.org #462:\n \n<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for\n<DigDug> ascetic?\n<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/\n<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary\n<DigDug> Ahh.\n<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet?\n<Medieval> yes, e-scetic.
bash.org #463:\n \n"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,\n\nflat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to\n\nintelligent foreigners as the President of the United States." \n   The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
bash.org #477:\n \n"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.\n\nWhen you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.\n\nThat's relativity."\n   - Albert Einstein
bash.org #484:\n \n"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this\n\none question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"\n   - Ronnie Shakes
bash.org #513:\n \n<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to 'Shell=quake2.exe'
bash.org #514:\n \n<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.
bash.org #518:\n \n<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?\n<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box\n<CrazyDe> and I put before\n<CrazyDe> and in another box\n<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there\n<CrazyDe> and put after
bash.org #519:\n \n<smcn> one of these days\n<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons\n<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
bash.org #522:\n \n<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass\n<DigDug> heh\n<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?\n<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
bash.org #523:\n \njaylane0910: oh gross\ne l i t e  m r p: ? \njaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me\ne l i t e  m r p: heh\njaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib\njaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something\njaylane0910: and she caled it GString\njaylane0910: and shes ugly\njaylane0910: and damn
bash.org #526:\n \n<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong\n<goh`> spelled*\n<McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL\n<goh`> you're*\n<goh`> you guys are assholes
bash.org #530:\n \n* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs").\n* !SumDumGoy pokes CM.\n<SumDumGoy> I win.\n<CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O
bash.org #531:\n \n<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present\n<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt\n<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't\n<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt
bash.org #532:\n \n<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol
bash.org #533:\n \n<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid\n<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!"
bash.org #537:\n \n<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.\n<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation.\n<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
bash.org #538:\n \n<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
bash.org #539:\n \n<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole\n<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick\n<T`karthon> ohh\n<Nija_work> had me fooled\n<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
bash.org #540:\n \n<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :.
bash.org #541:\n \n<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it
bash.org #543:\n \n<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.\n* freeweed kix Daemon's dog\n* DaemoN_ fucks her\n<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
bash.org #545:\n \n<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself
bash.org #546:\n \n<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week\n* PtitFous undresses then\n<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
bash.org #547:\n \n<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature\n<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it\n<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
bash.org #548:\n \n<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)\n<DaemoN_> ???\n<DaemoN_> lesbian?
bash.org #549:\n \n<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES\n<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
bash.org #550:\n \n<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
bash.org #552:\n \n[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
bash.org #554:\n \n<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm\n<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem\n<Guilty> You and duke nukem\n<Amanda`> We're pals.\n<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home\n<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
bash.org #555:\n \n<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar
bash.org #556:\n \n<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit\n<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
bash.org #557:\n \n[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
bash.org #558:\n \n<@xvize> xwin is like an os
bash.org #559:\n \n[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
bash.org #564:\n \n<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP
bash.org #565:\n \n<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux?
bash.org #567:\n \n[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
bash.org #579:\n \n[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
bash.org #590:\n \n<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..\n<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
bash.org #591:\n \n<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS\n<gb> THERE GOEZ ED\n<gb> BYE BYE\n<hypr> DONT DOS ME"\n<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG\n<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
bash.org #592:\n \n<@shmoo> i gatta shit\n<@shmoo> bb tomorrow
bash.org #594:\n \n<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat
bash.org #595:\n \n[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar \n[@master-] tfu
bash.org #600:\n \n[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man\n[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
bash.org #601:\n \n<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this?
bash.org #602:\n \n*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)
bash.org #609:\n \nn e r d b 5: DUDE\nn e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me
bash.org #611:\n \n<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!
bash.org #612:\n \n<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore\n<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!
bash.org #614:\n \n<c-rOCK> check this out\n<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard
bash.org #615:\n \n<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend\n<splice> be back much later
bash.org #616:\n \n<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures
bash.org #618:\n \n<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that!\n<wild> ash: where is lk's package?\n<MadHatter> mind your business wild\n<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk\n<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again\n<MadHatter> ever\n<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?\n*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)
bash.org #619:\n \n*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!)\n*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com\n<hypr> hahaahhaha\n<Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world?\n<Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico!\n<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@\n<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa\n<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny\n<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw\n<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own
bash.org #622:\n \n<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower?
bash.org #624:\n \n<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;' \n<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
bash.org #625:\n \n<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week.
bash.org #627:\n \n<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?\n<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
bash.org #628:\n \n<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay? \n<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
bash.org #632:\n \n<AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM\n<AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni\n<AlmtyBob> and she walks in\n<AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY\n<AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in\n<AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home\n<AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport\n<AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in\n<AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn?\n<hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr\n<AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator\n<hypr> haha\n<Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room.\n<AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago\n<AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital\n<AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me\n<AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam\n<AlmtyBob> lest she get curious\n<hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn?\n<AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know\n<AlmtyBob> nonnude\n<AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear
bash.org #634:\n \n<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it
bash.org #636:\n \n<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!\n<Anagon> (no, not like that)
bash.org #637:\n \n<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense
bash.org #639:\n \n<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin?
bash.org #640:\n \n<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway?
bash.org #642:\n \n<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
bash.org #647:\n \n<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that are increasing
bash.org #648:\n \n<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent.
bash.org #649:\n \n<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s
bash.org #650:\n \n<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?
bash.org #652:\n \n<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free?
bash.org #653:\n \n<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux
bash.org #654:\n \n<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or ..
bash.org #657:\n \n<muted> i dont like slackware\n<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?\n<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.\n<muted> suse
bash.org #658:\n \n<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire.
bash.org #659:\n \n<imminent> clean keyboard\n<imminent> yesss\n<edible> you desemenized it?\n<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?
bash.org #660:\n \n<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw\n<DigDug> wtf did that say?\n<hypr> i dunno\n<hypr> what i said
bash.org #663:\n \n<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd
bash.org #665:\n \n<reptile-> i like to masturbate\n<reptile-> heh\n<reptile-> I remember along time ago\n<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn\n<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something\n<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"\n<reptile-> !#@$
bash.org #667:\n \n<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?\n<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)\n<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver\n<Spidey> dude\n<Spidey> just go to the damn store
bash.org #668:\n \n<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis\n<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up
bash.org #670:\n \n<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie\n<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
bash.org #673:\n \n<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me\n<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded\n            like someone knocking on my window\n<makeworld> shit
bash.org #676:\n \n[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days\n[23:07] <rys> on purpose?
bash.org #677:\n \nAfter fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99\n[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?\n[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot\n[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times..  but i'm okay..
bash.org #679:\n \n<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?\n<gargos> No... I've got homework to do.
bash.org #682:\n \n*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If\n    brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.\n<syx> eeeeek
bash.org #683:\n \n<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once
bash.org #684:\n \n<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem... \n       then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled
bash.org #685:\n \n<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive.
bash.org #686:\n \n<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" \n        to "In Goats We Thrust"
bash.org #687:\n \n<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc\n> you mean the NSA not the military\n<DaveMann> no the military\n<DaveMann> what is nsa\n<DaveMann> dont u mean\n<DaveMann> nasa
bash.org #688:\n \n<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
bash.org #689:\n \n<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow \n<aard> for these cavities \n<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :) \n<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
bash.org #690:\n \n<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.\n<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.\n<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
bash.org #691:\n \n<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]\n<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]\n<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]\n<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]\n<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]\n<wankel> WHOA SHIT\n<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.\n<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)\n<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages \| wc -l\n<wankel> 8923
bash.org #693:\n \nn e r d b 5: what in the hell\nn e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user\nn e r d b 5: what do i do?\ne l i t e  m r p: register
bash.org #694:\n \n<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?\n<sparc5> that's what I wana find out \n<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth\n<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few\n<eggo> or family business\n<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???\n<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer\n<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star\n<sparc5> damn
bash.org #698:\n \n<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user\n<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
bash.org #699:\n \n<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?\n<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
bash.org #700:\n \n<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
bash.org #702:\n \nTechnically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.\n\n-- Artur Grabowski
bash.org #703:\n \n<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.\n<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.\n<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland\n<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.\n<LkTrout1> nerd\n<hypr> ahahah\n<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
bash.org #705:\n \n<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like\n<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)
bash.org #710:\n \n<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it
bash.org #711:\n \n<iln> she was taking her pants off one time\n<iln> and her underwear\n<iln> and i was watching from the back\n<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."\n<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"\n<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
bash.org #712:\n \n<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause\n<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack
bash.org #713:\n \n<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me
bash.org #714:\n \n<Hatter> I know it's up for me!\n<Hatter> take it etherman!~\n<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!\n<Hatter> I SAID etherman\n* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D\n<EtherMan> :(\n* EtherMan no sunshine\n<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D\n* EtherMan sunshine!\n<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
bash.org #717:\n \n<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay
bash.org #718:\n \n<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket
bash.org #721:\n \n<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers.\n<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good\n<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.\n<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
bash.org #722:\n \n<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out\n<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
bash.org #723:\n \n<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE\n<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS\n<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
bash.org #724:\n \n<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
bash.org #731:\n \n<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs\n<reptile-> and labeled them with various things\n<reptile-> like\n<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"\n<reptile-> "GAY PORN"\n<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"\n<reptile-> etc, etc.\n<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.\n<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school\n<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :\|
bash.org #735:\n \n<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
bash.org #736:\n \n<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
bash.org #740:\n \n<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.
bash.org #747:\n \n<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.\n<\|Dan\|> NOT ZESTY
bash.org #751:\n \n[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??\n[\|Dan\|     ) god only knows why\n[\|Dan\|     ) and he's laughing
bash.org #755:\n \n<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis\n<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up\n<Damien> lol sab\n<saboteur> and its hard to hide\n<phase5> same\n<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street\n<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants\n<phase5> and drags on the ground\n<saboteur> haha\n<saboteur> yeah exactly\n<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
bash.org #756:\n \n<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.\n<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)
bash.org #757:\n \n<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?
bash.org #758:\n \n[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
bash.org #759:\n \n<cygnus> oi\n<cygnus> in windows\n<cygnus> what it mean\n<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it\n<Sephiroth> means it is shared\n<Sephiroth> across your network\n<cygnus> how did you know that\n<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy\n<cygnus> or something\n<cygnus> like\n<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
bash.org #761:\n \n<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open\n<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
bash.org #762:\n \nuuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..\n<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
bash.org #763:\n \n<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture\n<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
bash.org #764:\n \n<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http\n<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected\n<DigDug> Internet Information Services\n<OxOO> that must be visual http++
bash.org #765:\n \nMan is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the\nonly one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.\n                -- Wernher von Braun
bash.org #766:\n \n<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man\n<ckx> not because i like killing people\n<ckx> just for the nice suits\n<ikkenai> and the bitches
bash.org #769:\n \n<c-rOCK> pen hates you\n<c-rOCK> waffle boy\n<eggo> pen loves me\n<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now\n<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
bash.org #771:\n \n<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
bash.org #772:\n \n<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
bash.org #773:\n \n<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop\n<justinfinity> rusty changed something
bash.org #774:\n \n<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
bash.org #779:\n \n<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url\n<zaney> correct 1
bash.org #780:\n \n<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya
bash.org #781:\n \n<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]\n<D1> arg\n<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
bash.org #782:\n \n<MadHatter> I just got this spam:\n<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR\n<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??\n<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."\n<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."\n<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."
bash.org #783:\n \n(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer
bash.org #786:\n \n(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound\n(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free
bash.org #787:\n \n(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
bash.org #788:\n \n(sonique) i'm sensitive\n(sonique) i cry at movies\n(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school\n(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
bash.org #789:\n \n<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
bash.org #790:\n \n(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN"
bash.org #791:\n \n(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine\n(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft
bash.org #792:\n \n(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space
bash.org #793:\n \n(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted
bash.org #794:\n \n<ckx> part of the problem with christains\n<ckx> is they're so gullible\n<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?\n<ckx> heh good point
bash.org #795:\n \n<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks shit to me.
bash.org #797:\n \n<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com \n<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
bash.org #801:\n \n<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
bash.org #802:\n \n<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america
bash.org #805:\n \n<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
bash.org #806:\n \n<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!
bash.org #807:\n \n<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
bash.org #808:\n \n<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night \n<SwampGas> now keep it out of here \n<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp \n<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE \n<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off
bash.org #809:\n \n<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and Bleed?
bash.org #810:\n \n<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil
bash.org #811:\n \n<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom constantly
bash.org #813:\n \n<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that emulates burned cd's?
bash.org #816:\n \n<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.\n<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do\n<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools
bash.org #819:\n \n<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ????????????????
bash.org #820:\n \n<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys \n<TwiLyght> ack! \n<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby
bash.org #821:\n \n<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what should I do?
bash.org #822:\n \n<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?
bash.org #824:\n \n<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?
bash.org #825:\n \n<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was the best half woman that I ever seen
bash.org #826:\n \n<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms) that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because they spent 24/7 on there computors
bash.org #829:\n \n<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast? \n<AnarKii> nyway \n<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ? \n<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz
bash.org #833:\n \n<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?\n<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies\n<McMoo> it's danish\n<iMike-> what the hell is that\n<iMike-> danland?
bash.org #834:\n \n<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani\n<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'\n<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07\n<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far\n<scar\|home> yeah\n<scar\|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since 1997!\n<scar\|home> -# :o\n<blazemore> :o
bash.org #835:\n \n<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day\n<blazemore> shutup you pussy
bash.org #836:\n \nHambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles \n<blazemore> ash\n<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now\n*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #ramen
bash.org #837:\n \n<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth against someone's vagina and fill them up with your regurgitated lunch \n<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out into your mouth\n<AlmtyBob> that's not gross\n<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is\n<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever
bash.org #838:\n \n<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now\n<Spud-Alt> what odds?\n<Agent_M> 1-10000
bash.org #840:\n \n<SWM> catholics are stupid\n<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"\n<SWM> I sure showed them
bash.org #841:\n \n<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend\n<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar\n<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is
bash.org #843:\n \n*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)\n<SYch0> coo\n<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case\n<ikk\|q3a> wow!\n<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?\n<SYch0> butholes\n<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl\n*** Quits: SYch0 ( <k!15b7>)
bash.org #845:\n \n<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench
bash.org #848:\n \n<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass\n<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial\n<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
bash.org #849:\n \n<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot
bash.org #851:\n \n<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D\n<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
bash.org #852:\n \n<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick\n<doraemon`> she rules
bash.org #853:\n \n<hypr> 0h shit ash\n<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?\n<hypr> haw he am gay\n<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?\n<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w\n<Ash> Yah.\n<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
bash.org #854:\n \n* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh\n<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
bash.org #855:\n \n<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
bash.org #856:\n \n<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?\n<fs`> is that an emu?
bash.org #857:\n \n<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r\n<c0njurer> kthx
bash.org #858:\n \n<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book\n<Berzerker> hahahah\n<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
bash.org #859:\n \n*** blazemore (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen\n<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?\n<HomerJ> they fought some guy
bash.org #861:\n \n<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta\n<rob`> _________________________________________\n<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL\n<rob`> HELP ME
bash.org #863:\n \n<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?\n<rob`> to a different bar
bash.org #864:\n \n<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants\n<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify\n<TonyD> how unusual
bash.org #865:\n \n<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?\n<scar-> <-
bash.org #868:\n \n<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!\n<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here
bash.org #869:\n \n<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?\n<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
bash.org #870:\n \n<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime\n<Cducharme> k\n<Cducharme> fixed\n<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.\n<Ash> Oh, clock.\n<Ash> N/m.
bash.org #871:\n \n<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets\n<AlmtyBob> sucks
bash.org #872:\n \n<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life.\n<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
bash.org #874:\n \n<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel\n<NOFX`> its getting old\n<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something\n<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
bash.org #875:\n \n<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong\n<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods\n<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
bash.org #876:\n \n* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]\n<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip\n* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
bash.org #877:\n \n<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.
bash.org #878:\n \n<Dipstick`> women exist?\n<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings\n<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women\n<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings
bash.org #879:\n \n<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn\n<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring
bash.org #885:\n \n<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
bash.org #886:\n \n<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.\n<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.\n<osx> So watch out..
bash.org #887:\n \n<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside\n<Nikki> sorry
bash.org #888:\n \n<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life
bash.org #889:\n \n<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
bash.org #890:\n \n<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn
bash.org #893:\n \n<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed
bash.org #894:\n \n<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?\n* macker looks over at the door\n<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...
bash.org #897:\n \n<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday\n<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays\n<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!\n<rick^MD> yes he is\n<two-c00l> prove it\n<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week\n<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?\n<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
bash.org #898:\n \n<timmo> make me dumplings\n<timmo> and some grit\n<Fustard> grits*\n<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim\n<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
bash.org #899:\n \n<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER.
bash.org #900:\n \n<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one?\n<D1> WHY WHY WHY\n* \|Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)\n<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways
bash.org #901:\n \n<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay\n<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses
bash.org #902:\n \npsxfaQ: <-- eating spam\ne l i t e  m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
bash.org #903:\n \n<hypr> joo do any drugs today? \n<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface \n<hypr> what is pot then \n<`gb> a plant
bash.org #904:\n \n[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that\n[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well\n[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
bash.org #906:\n \n<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)
bash.org #908:\n \n<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
bash.org #910:\n \n<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'
bash.org #911:\n \n<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX
bash.org #912:\n \n[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF]\n[07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s]
bash.org #913:\n \n<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass\n<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag\n<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
bash.org #914:\n \n<Fustard> fuck\n<Fustard> now im bored.\n<Fustard> oh well\n<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.\n<Fustard> ill do something with that.
bash.org #916:\n \n<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth\n<\|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off\n<\|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth\n<cactor> uh I dunno\n<cactor> smack her probably
bash.org #917:\n \ne l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention\nn e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?\ne l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water\ne l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
bash.org #918:\n \n<ck> i'd fuck anything\n<ck> except a fat chick\n<ck> some things, even i won't do
bash.org #920:\n \n<ckx> i used to drink\n<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm\n<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
bash.org #921:\n \n<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
bash.org #923:\n \n<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/\n<MadHatter> are you still fat
bash.org #925:\n \n<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny
bash.org #927:\n \n<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider
bash.org #931:\n \n<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me
bash.org #932:\n \n<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
bash.org #936:\n \n(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red
bash.org #937:\n \n<QuoteSick> >:)\n<QuoteSick> {:-)\n<zantispam> :-{\n<zantispam> ^^^ moustache\n<zantispam> :-{>\n<zantispam> ^^^ goatee\n<acestus> {:-) ?\n<acestus> Toupee?\n<DigDug> >8)\n<finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm
bash.org #940:\n \n<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng \n<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT \n<c-rOCK> indeed.
bash.org #943:\n \n<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off\n<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance\n<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries
bash.org #945:\n \n(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch
bash.org #947:\n \n(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
bash.org #948:\n \n(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
bash.org #950:\n \n(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover\n(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(
bash.org #951:\n \n(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces
bash.org #952:\n \n(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?\n(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah\n(Mutiny) Atarax: why?\n(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.\n(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?\n(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either\n(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave\n(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"
bash.org #953:\n \n(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"\n* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
bash.org #954:\n \n(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life\n(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)
bash.org #956:\n \n(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.
bash.org #957:\n \n(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital\n(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75
bash.org #958:\n \n(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
bash.org #959:\n \n(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down
bash.org #960:\n \n<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die.
bash.org #961:\n \n<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex\n<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?
bash.org #965:\n \n<Driph> a friend of mine is bi\n<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite\n<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook
bash.org #967:\n \n* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
bash.org #968:\n \n<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine\n*** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)\n<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck\n<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping\n<AlmtyBob> even used\n<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?\n<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick\n<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us\n<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o
bash.org #971:\n \n<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)\n<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
bash.org #972:\n \n<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin?
bash.org #974:\n \n<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB\n<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB\n<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100\n<D1-> where?\n<D1-> nigga where?\n<Guilty> Pricewatch\n<D1-> oh\n<D1-> thats white trash generic ram
bash.org #976:\n \n<digdug> wow\n<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?\n<digdug> it's one of those days...\n<tokage> try /nick DigDug\n<tokage> that'll probably fix it
bash.org #979:\n \n<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.\n*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility)
bash.org #980:\n \n<SYch0> ok\n<SYch0> a word of warning:\n<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on\n<SYch0> :(\n<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick\n<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0\n<SYch0> :D
bash.org #993:\n \nserluny: how long did it took u to learn c?\nReDPriest:4.5 minutes\nserluny:how did u do that?\nReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do \nthat\nserluny:what program\nReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1\nserluny:how do i download it?\nReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com\nserluny:i cant download it something is wrong
bash.org #996:\n \n<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
bash.org #997:\n \n<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy
bash.org #998:\n \n<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol
bash.org #1005:\n \nMtgwiz2727: 	what is the difference between c++ and dos?
bash.org #1007:\n \nNostradomz: 	this sounds funny but can udownload memory
bash.org #1008:\n \n(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is \n(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*
bash.org #1011:\n \n<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^\n<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge\n<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out
bash.org #1012:\n \n<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion
bash.org #1013:\n \n(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big
bash.org #1016:\n \n~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.]
bash.org #1018:\n \n(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's\n(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space\n(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse*
bash.org #1021:\n \n(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer?
bash.org #1023:\n \n<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like\n<timmo> $500\n<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit
bash.org #1025:\n \n(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all in reverse order\n(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version
bash.org #1026:\n \n(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] - because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)\n(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled to any benefits.. except free birth control pills\n(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!\n(tiko) DAMMIT!\n(tiko) SOLD!
bash.org #1027:\n \n<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report
bash.org #1029:\n \n<timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked amanda what makes a man a badass\n<timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like\n<timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake
bash.org #1030:\n \n<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school\n<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine\n<c-rOCK> and cant see straight\n<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1
bash.org #1031:\n \n(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about harrassing people who message you out of the blue.\n(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ\n(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north of my belly button.
bash.org #1032:\n \n(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine
bash.org #1033:\n \n<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]\n<Guilty> Might as well be "Player"
bash.org #1035:\n \n<lux0r> don't make me /molest you
bash.org #1036:\n \n<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs\n<Thinkmad> fsho\n<Thinkmad> i want to make a map\n<Guilty> Oh god\n<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE
bash.org #1037:\n \n<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
bash.org #1038:\n \n<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334
bash.org #1039:\n \n<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!\n<Amanda`> GET IT\n<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER\n<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
bash.org #1040:\n \n<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid
bash.org #1042:\n \n<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B\n<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900\n<mazix> Country: USA\n<mazix> this song is older then i thought\n<SJ7Trunks> haha\n<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH\n<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG\n<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE\n* Crom hides.
bash.org #1044:\n \n<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem\n<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box into its own domain\n<digdug> mwuahahahah\n<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push the rock up a different wall for a while\n<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down
bash.org #1046:\n \n<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which would you like me to direct at you?\n? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks\n<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps\n<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?\n<tokage> hmm..both probably
bash.org #1047:\n \n<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay.\n<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :\|\n<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies.
bash.org #1048:\n \n<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.\n<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!\n<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.\n<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.\n<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>\n<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!\n<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.\n<DooD> wtf was that\n<timmo> well\n<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
bash.org #1051:\n \n(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
bash.org #1052:\n \n<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?
bash.org #1054:\n \n(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes?\n(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'\n(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters\n(scolnick) g-i-z-m\n(scolnick) but then it got old to me\n(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
bash.org #1056:\n \n<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say...
bash.org #1057:\n \n(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
bash.org #1058:\n \n<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
bash.org #1059:\n \n<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs\n<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
bash.org #1060:\n \n<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
bash.org #1062:\n \nuiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!\n<digdug> why so few people? :/\n<bocz> i wuz hungry
bash.org #1063:\n \n(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird
bash.org #1064:\n \n* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s\n<r0bt3k> hehehe\n* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn\n<r0bt3k> hahahah
bash.org #1065:\n \n*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom\n<hurstdog> don't make me kill you\n<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???
bash.org #1066:\n \n<D1> omg\n<D1> christians are knocking at my door\n<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
bash.org #1068:\n \n<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
bash.org #1069:\n \n<orion`-`-> what the fuck\n<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid\n<orion`-`-> brbrb
bash.org #1075:\n \n<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.\n<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
bash.org #1076:\n \n<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore\n<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db\n<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
bash.org #1078:\n \n(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready\n(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
bash.org #1079:\n \n(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her ear
bash.org #1082:\n \n<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white\n<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage\n<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs\n<blazemore> maybe i should play then
bash.org #1083:\n \n<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name\n<timmo> chris\n<timmo> is your w broken?\n<thinkmad> no
bash.org #1088:\n \n<homerj> damn\n<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
bash.org #1089:\n \n(kellai) fr0g is cuddly\n(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire
bash.org #1090:\n \n(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?\n(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ\n(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that\n(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
bash.org #1091:\n \n(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out\n(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
bash.org #1092:\n \n<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
bash.org #1095:\n \n<enex> sux!\n<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
bash.org #1096:\n \n<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?\n<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works\n<aaronx`> dosent work for me...\n<aaronx`> bah\n<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
bash.org #1097:\n \n[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. \n[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs \n[D1] I put down my slammer \n[D1] and it started a huge trend \n[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers \n[Guilty] You put it on the pile? \n[D1] yeah \n[Guilty] Thats just stupid \n[D1] I was a high roller. \n(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics? \n[D1] yes
bash.org #1098:\n \n<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?\n<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
bash.org #1101:\n \n[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? \n[Guilty] When did that come out \n(McMoo) 2001\n
bash.org #1103:\n \n<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers\n*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
bash.org #1104:\n \n<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
bash.org #1107:\n \n* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!\n<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
bash.org #1110:\n \n<MadHatter> sushi rulez!\n<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!\n<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
bash.org #1112:\n \n<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P\n<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.\n<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
bash.org #1116:\n \n<var> hrmm\n<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop\n<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling\n<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner\n<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
bash.org #1117:\n \n<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY
bash.org #1119:\n \n<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
bash.org #1122:\n \n(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous" \n(pervert_) not cuz im gay\n(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked\n(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
bash.org #1123:\n \n<SYch0> maybe in your dreams\n<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me\n<SYch0> :o\n<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc\n<SYch0> hah\n<SYch0> which is never :\|
bash.org #1124:\n \n<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.\n<Ash> A choking hazard?
bash.org #1125:\n \n<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you\n<`Tag> and it shows
bash.org #1128:\n \n~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.\n(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour\n(letty) or an ingrown toenail
bash.org #1133:\n \n<homerj> a robot on Futurama\n<homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?"\n<homerj> because it always locks up
bash.org #1134:\n \n<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick\n<timmo> i was talking to in the record store\n<McMoo> the imaginary one?
bash.org #1137:\n \n<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT\n<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye\n<notgoth> fuck that burns\n<notgoth> i was jerking off\n<notgoth> and damn!\n<notgoth> ow\n<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
bash.org #1139:\n \n<SYch0> heh\n* SYch0 has a great family\n<SYch0> :D\n<Ash> Because they indulge you.\n<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!\n<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
bash.org #1141:\n \n[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too?
bash.org #1142:\n \n<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?"\n<BlackDeth> hah\n<BlackDeth> stupid
bash.org #1143:\n \n<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:\n<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving\n<MadHatter> that's great
bash.org #1145:\n \n<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.
bash.org #1147:\n \n<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound\nof a hard drive spinning down
bash.org #1149:\n \n<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father".....
bash.org #1151:\n \n<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies\n<th0m> no, that's *cock*
bash.org #1152:\n \n<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners\n<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an\nasshole's bank account
bash.org #1153:\n \n(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
bash.org #1156:\n \n<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline\n<Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there\n<Viscant> thanks dr. drew!\n<ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok\n<ise> ew thin white worms?\n<ise> WTF are those\n<ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...\n<ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house\n<Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"\n<Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap\n<Dasrik> like\n<Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?"
bash.org #1158:\n \n<maff> 84 of 127 emails...\n<\|Chris> god damn\n<\|Chris> aren't you popular\n<maff> spamular
bash.org #1159:\n \n<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water\n<DeadPan> then just tried to push em over\n<DeadPan> and laugh as they drown\n<th15> theyd call you a wuss :)\n<DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :)
bash.org #1168:\n \n(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you
bash.org #1169:\n \n(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?\n(konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
bash.org #1171:\n \nloofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)\n               worldhunger--;
bash.org #1175:\n \n<Loser> i just got an idea \n<Loser> i bet noone's done this before \n<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle \n<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it \n<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about \n<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it. \n<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge \n<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
bash.org #1176:\n \n(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson"
bash.org #1177:\n \n<gecko^> shit my firewall is flashing like a niggers eyes on foodstamp day
bash.org #1180:\n \n<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix?\n<yaragn> with those green lines of flying text?\n<yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl
bash.org #1181:\n \nSug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...\nloofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
bash.org #1183:\n \n(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten\n(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him\n(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum\n(notME) i watched it\n(notME) i wasn't going to spank him\n(notME) d00d no\n(notME) i turned around\n(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass\n(notME) i didn't want to spank him\n(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
bash.org #1186:\n \n<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)\n<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
bash.org #1187:\n \n(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#\n(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P
bash.org #1188:\n \n<Guilty> You see\n<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"\n<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
bash.org #1195:\n \n<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you\n<Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
bash.org #1196:\n \n<iMike-> ah god\n<iMike-> i feel sick\n<Fustard> did you get my cold?\n<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
bash.org #1198:\n \n<RonaldJ> dood\n<RonaldJ> we should start a site\n<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot\n<RonaldJ> and\n<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?\n<RonaldJ> but call it\n<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?\n<RonaldJ> .com
bash.org #1199:\n \n<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants\n<Karmer> brb
bash.org #1200:\n \n*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]\n<[_[_]> lets see you\n<[_[_]> break my ass of steel
bash.org #1201:\n \n<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
bash.org #1203:\n \n<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like\n<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
bash.org #1204:\n \n<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me\n<mike> leprosy\n<Karmer> no\n<Karmer> it is\n<Karmer> slidey's virginity
bash.org #1206:\n \n<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
bash.org #1212:\n \n<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department?\n<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
bash.org #1213:\n \n*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3\n*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
bash.org #1219:\n \n<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto\n<nerak_> that is a heart\n<nerak_> with weezer in the middle
bash.org #1220:\n \nJivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"
bash.org #1221:\n \n<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy
bash.org #1222:\n \n<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno\n<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
bash.org #1223:\n \n<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more\n<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
bash.org #1224:\n \n<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys\n<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega\n<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC\n<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell\n<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
bash.org #1225:\n \n[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie\n[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford\n[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity\n[timmo] to see him get shot
bash.org #1227:\n \n<brian`home> so im takin my shower\n<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo\n<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO\n<brian`home> so i take a swig of it\n<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good\n<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
bash.org #1228:\n \n<timmo> you know what i hate\n<timmo> errors that wont go away\n<Guilty> So you dislike children too
bash.org #1229:\n \n<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT\n<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL\n<@SwampGas> COOK IT.\n<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk\n<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"\n<@SwampGas> "delete it"
bash.org #1231:\n \n*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers\n<vanity> wow\n<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
bash.org #1232:\n \n<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
bash.org #1235:\n \n<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off\n~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
bash.org #1240:\n \n<gb> drugs make music better\n<gb> you ignorant fuck
bash.org #1243:\n \n<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged\n<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand\n<nd-> ok, 'nuff said\n<nd-> enjoy\n<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?\n<jinkusu> yup
bash.org #1244:\n \n<atila> my pc just shocked me\n<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"\n<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
bash.org #1245:\n \n<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
bash.org #1246:\n \n<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
bash.org #1248:\n \n<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day.
bash.org #1249:\n \n<shadowrye> okay\n<shadowrye> who wants a box\n<\|Raven\|> i do\n<shadowrye> good\n<shadowrye> now\n<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo\n<\|Raven\|> i don't
bash.org #1256:\n \n<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food.
bash.org #1259:\n \n<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.\n<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
bash.org #1260:\n \n<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs?\n<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult\n<Noidea> yes it's difficult.\n<Noidea> It's almost impossible.\n<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
bash.org #1261:\n \n<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers.
bash.org #1263:\n \n<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one\n<CBA> Those were dog years.
bash.org #1264:\n \n<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
bash.org #1267:\n \nuiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
bash.org #1270:\n \n*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
bash.org #1272:\n \n<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet\n<r0f> or express your feelings\n<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"\n<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"\n<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
bash.org #1273:\n \n<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...\n<Fakester> that could be a problem\n<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home\n<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc\n<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.\n<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119\n<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
bash.org #1274:\n \n[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon\n[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
bash.org #1275:\n \n<iis> exploit me
bash.org #1276:\n \n<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.\n<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
bash.org #1278:\n \n<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT\n<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM     - pico vi-tutorial
bash.org #1280:\n \n<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year:  1,483.\n<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year:  3.\n<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.\n<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?\n<fade_> haha\n<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease\n<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"
bash.org #1289:\n \n<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
bash.org #1290:\n \n<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.\n<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
bash.org #1293:\n \n<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??\n<ApOkAliPs> HAHA\n<ApOkAliPs> well...\n<ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it...
bash.org #1297:\n \n<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.\n<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA\n<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.\n<SYch0> wow!\n<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!\n<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea
bash.org #1301:\n \n<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians\n<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude\n<noxnbox> we should eat them\n<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.\n<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians\n<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat.\n<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face\n<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day\n<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"\n<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too
bash.org #1303:\n \n<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song\n<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair
bash.org #1306:\n \n(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension\n(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
bash.org #1307:\n \n(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance\n(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot\n(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken
bash.org #1308:\n \n<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman\n<CiXeL> michael jackson
bash.org #1309:\n \n~ TwinWork is craving chinese\n(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?
bash.org #1314:\n \n<Tektrnica> i got roller blades\n<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P\n<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades
bash.org #1317:\n \n~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely
bash.org #1319:\n \n<DigDug> i have gay fantasies about every guy i meet\n<DigDug> i try to take his picture\n<DigDug> and then i masturbate to it\n<DigDug> i have a whole archive of it on my hard drive\n<DigDug> that's why i'm running out of space\n<DigDug> not because i download warez
bash.org #1320:\n \n(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
bash.org #1322:\n \n<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab
bash.org #1324:\n \n<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru\n<hypr> hahhahwhaw\n<[cut]> what the fuck\n<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file\n<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).\n<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro\n<hypr> hahahahahaha\n<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you\n<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
bash.org #1325:\n \n<immi> a penny for your thoughts \n<dr\gonzo> a nickle for anal with your mom
bash.org #1327:\n \n* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me
bash.org #1328:\n \n<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
bash.org #1330:\n \n(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
bash.org #1331:\n \n<felix> that raid card is gonna saturate that machine\n<felix> that's like giving a chihuahua a fire hydrant enema.
bash.org #1332:\n \n<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet.\n<maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were on
bash.org #1335:\n \n<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up
bash.org #1337:\n \n<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.\n<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff.
bash.org #1338:\n \n<Frodo1234> Although it turns out that "non-toxic" isn't synonomous with "great for snacking" when it comes to toys\n<Frodo1234> Even though they say that bubble blowing fluid is non toxic, apparently you're still not supposed to chug it
bash.org #1341:\n \n<SPD-DMN> i wanna get a 6.5L turbo-diesel and like.. put it into a honda accord\n<SPD-DMN> or is that.. put a honda accord into a 6.5L turbo-diesel?
bash.org #1343:\n \n(nexxai) Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party).
bash.org #1344:\n \n<Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named 'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"\n<gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter train simulators in America!?!"
bash.org #1345:\n \n<Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.\n<Illandir> ...\n<Orm-Riva> Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you.
bash.org #1346:\n \n* Sakura02 rips Brentai in half and stabs one half with the other half. >:(
bash.org #1348:\n \n<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food?
bash.org #1350:\n \n<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.\n<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself.
bash.org #1351:\n \n<slyfox> lol\n<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
bash.org #1352:\n \n<CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!\n* Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor\n* CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination of warm and dark
bash.org #1353:\n \n<Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear purple and the first city is made entirely of purple buildings.\n<Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little "occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.\n<Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason. Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.\n<Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of ethnic diversity.\n<Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!"
bash.org #1354:\n \n<Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I like trying to suck my own wang.\n<Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't.
bash.org #1355:\n \n<McGrue> The truth, like a penis, sometimes slips out at inopportune times.
bash.org #1356:\n \n<McGrue> You need messageboards?\n<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.\n<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock.
bash.org #1359:\n \n<Starchild> Someone say something clever/interesting/homoerotic, I'm bored.\n*** Starchild was kicked by Defcon (All your base are belong to gay men. Sex.)
bash.org #1361:\n \n<immi> i want madonnas pussy\n<dr\gonzo> besides you putting your penis inside madonna would be like you putting your penis out the window\n<dr\gonzo> that shit has to be sooooo loose
bash.org #1366:\n \n<MadHatter> kids are out of school for now...\n<MadHatter> that means 2x the takeovers
bash.org #1367:\n \n(_dev) you go get what you want for supper\n(_dev) and i will cook it\n(Ashley) wings!\n(TwinWorkn) Ashley: with dry weave?\n(TwinWorkn) for added panty protection?
bash.org #1370:\n \n<diz> i remember sticking lightbright pegs in places they shouldn't go on a girl
bash.org #1375:\n \n[Fustard] I just walked out into the living room today\n[Fustard] and my mom just randomly went\n[Fustard] 'the dog has been masturbating too much, ive never seen it that big'
bash.org #1377:\n \n<TheFlux2k> i just teleport everywhere\n<TheFlux2k> walking is for faggots
bash.org #1379:\n \n<studmuffn> ive been to one star trek convention, and i was 14\n<studmuffn> it was cool. patrick stewart was there\n<studmuffn> they told us not to ask why they cant fix baldness in the 24th century
bash.org #1380:\n \n[orion] man i had a fucked up dream last night\n[orion] i think my maid was fondeling me\n[orion] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"\n[orion] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up\n[orion] and my asshole felt funny.\n(\|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep\n[orion] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs
bash.org #1381:\n \n<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl.
bash.org #1383:\n \n<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered
bash.org #1384:\n \n<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright\n<D1> whats a penis without hands???
bash.org #1385:\n \n(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck\n...\n(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
bash.org #1387:\n \n<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.\n<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.
bash.org #1389:\n \n(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"\n(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt."
bash.org #1390:\n \n<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR\n<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again\n<hypr> :(\n<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
bash.org #1392:\n \n[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could
bash.org #1393:\n \n<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons\n<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay\n<Guilty> And sharing
bash.org #1394:\n \n<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw
bash.org #1399:\n \n<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software...
bash.org #1406:\n \n*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack\n<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I
bash.org #1407:\n \n<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever !
bash.org #1408:\n \n<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.\n* mlkesl goes into robot mode.\n* mlkesl does nothing.\n* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.\n* mlkesl does some more nothing.
bash.org #1409:\n \n<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out?   I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
bash.org #1413:\n \n<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D
bash.org #1415:\n \n<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday\n<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV\n<Th3Virus> no bleeps\n<Spacenett> which one is it\n<Spacenett> heh\n<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view\n<Th3Virus> paper view
bash.org #1422:\n \n*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)
bash.org #1423:\n \n<katers> my fucking roommate\n<katers> needs to stop being a ho\n<katers> or cut me in on the action\n<katers> one or the other.
bash.org #1424:\n \n<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..\n<KuNgFo0> that's lag
bash.org #1428:\n \n<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
bash.org #1429:\n \n<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
bash.org #1430:\n \n<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers have made to society\n<LatinKing> Potato Famine\n<LatinKing> heh\n<LatinKing> Black Irish \n<LatinKing> Are the worst\n<Culex> aren't irish green tho?\n<chracker> pots of gold are cool\n<LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever had the chance encounter of conversating with....\n<LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was plundered a long time ago
bash.org #1432:\n \n<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #\n<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
bash.org #1442:\n \n<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much\n<Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife
bash.org #1443:\n \n<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!\n<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
bash.org #1447:\n \n<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
bash.org #1450:\n \n<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?\n<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level\n<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
bash.org #1454:\n \n<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
bash.org #1455:\n \n<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place\n<bocz> aha whats that for\n<bocz> a beauty contest?
bash.org #1456:\n \n<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.
bash.org #1458:\n \n<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account.  See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
bash.org #1459:\n \n[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns\n[orion] jesus mass\n[orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30
bash.org #1462:\n \n<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)\n<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing\n<PwRPufF> :/\n<PwRPufF> shut up\n<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance\n<PwRPufF> hehe\n<nexxai> dyed hair?
bash.org #1464:\n \n<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?\n<HomerJ> 80k+\n<HomerJ> I just want some porn
bash.org #1466:\n \n<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)\n<jeremy^> oh, and biology class\n<jeremy^> but i mean come on
bash.org #1468:\n \n<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place\n<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
bash.org #1470:\n \n<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
bash.org #1471:\n \n<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
bash.org #1473:\n \n<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl
bash.org #1475:\n \n<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit
bash.org #1479:\n \n[McMoo] wow\n[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus\n[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio\n[McMoo] yes\n[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there\n[Guilty] But he failed\n[McMoo] but he failed
bash.org #1481:\n \n<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart \n<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?  \n<Edge_> i think i will be ok
bash.org #1482:\n \n::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks
bash.org #1483:\n \n<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27)
bash.org #1484:\n \n(SiNs-) $1,599.99\n(SiNs-) $1,599.70\n(SiNs-) Save $0.29\n(SiNs-) wow\n(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
bash.org #1485:\n \n<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish
bash.org #1486:\n \n<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down\n<MrP-> yeah, im crying now\n<MrP-> whats wrong with it?\n<aorie> this sucks\n<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh\n<MrP-> me too\n<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"\n<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!
bash.org #1487:\n \n<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says\n<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive
bash.org #1488:\n \n<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes\n<NtG> im sick of stepping on them
bash.org #1489:\n \n* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile\n<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket
bash.org #1490:\n \n* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.\n<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something
bash.org #1492:\n \n*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco\n<_vulture> OMG\n<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass\n<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot\n<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit\n<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too\n<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$\n<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile
bash.org #1497:\n \n<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy
bash.org #1498:\n \n<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys
bash.org #1504:\n \n<drgonzo> fuck linux\n<drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
bash.org #1505:\n \n<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?\n<StacySHWR> hhaha\n<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P\n<mrmanic> Oh.\n<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?
bash.org #1507:\n \n<nexxai> man, I love having hookups\n<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory?
bash.org #1508:\n \n<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?\n<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep
bash.org #1511:\n \n(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????\n(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip
bash.org #1514:\n \n<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer
bash.org #1518:\n \n*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)\n<ZiGgA> help me..\n<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!\n<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!
bash.org #1520:\n \n<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads\n<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
bash.org #1521:\n \n(br0kerman) leave him alone\n(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u\n(br0kerman) he deserves +o\n(Skizer) no, he can fuck off\n(Skizer) he deserves +JEW\n(br0kerman) why?\n(Skizer) cause he's a faggot\n(Skizer) not even +JEW\n(br0kerman) hahah\n(Skizer) some jew's are cool\n(Skizer) he's gay\n(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot
bash.org #1522:\n \n<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
bash.org #1523:\n \n<sev> there is no big brother\n<sev> just a big pervert
bash.org #1524:\n \n(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass\n(tiko) bill: I do\n(dawly) me too :)\n(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first
bash.org #1525:\n \n(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls\n(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.\n(JazzSax) they like picture books\n(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.\n(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van
bash.org #1527:\n \n<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they become redundant.  I think it would help if they all flew to their own personal little island made of gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like some kind of Atlantis.  You know, only really fat.
bash.org #1528:\n \n<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....\n<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?\n<VillainSede> that one takes me back..
bash.org #1529:\n \n<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah.  Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties?
bash.org #1532:\n \n<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere\n<mydgear> every beat sounds the same\n<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same
bash.org #1534:\n \n<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool\n<Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi
bash.org #1535:\n \n<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?\n<HoJu> Really?
bash.org #1537:\n \n<qbpsawk> but try saying\n<qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america\n<qbpsawk> and you see what happens\n<qbpsawk> :D\n<St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the guy a cigarette.\n* slow wants to buy a pack of fags\n<Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags
bash.org #1538:\n \n<vermifuge> dude what the f\n<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped\n<dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM
bash.org #1540:\n \n<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one\n<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button
bash.org #1541:\n \n<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.\n<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.
bash.org #1542:\n \n<Evil_Kneival> I see.\n<super`radish> dude\n<super`radish> stop with the punctuation\n<Evil_Kneival> Why?\n<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper
bash.org #1545:\n \n<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings\n<Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn\n<peng> which time\n<Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing\n<Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...\n<Guilty> And well, you know
bash.org #1546:\n \n(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.\n[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle
bash.org #1547:\n \n<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system\n<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?
bash.org #1552:\n \n<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop\n<ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi\n<ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"\n<ckx> and they'd get all offended\n<skmt> haha\n<ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead
bash.org #1553:\n \n<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom\n<ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing\n<ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am\n*** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'\n<ckx> yah that's pretty funny\n<ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth
bash.org #1554:\n \n<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn\n<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel\n<ckx> 102\n<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys\n<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel\n<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn\n<HomerJ> HAW\n<ckx> but by then i was already into it\n<ckx> so i didn't change it
bash.org #1555:\n \n<ckx> i'm not gay\n<ckx> i just like to see people fuck\n<ckx> even if they're guys
bash.org #1556:\n \n<@Patilla> hacking is cool\n<@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie
bash.org #1557:\n \n<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?\n<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet\n<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering.
bash.org #1561:\n \n<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie messages.
bash.org #1562:\n \n*** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight\n<MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol\n<Rico> Mmm... caffeine.\n<Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem.
bash.org #1565:\n \n<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something
bash.org #1566:\n \n<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math
bash.org #1567:\n \n<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things\n<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines\n<ckx> then i'd be in heaven\n<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"\n<ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK"\n<ckx> stupid women\n<mdl> haha
bash.org #1570:\n \n<tress> i have no arms\n<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw\n<tress> i dropped my straw
bash.org #1573:\n \n<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis
bash.org #1574:\n \n<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me\n<tress> you're grammar astounds me
bash.org #1575:\n \n<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> eh...\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care.\n<CoN> oh thanks\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it.\n<CoN> ... thats weird\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> >:D\n<[U\|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice?\n*** CoN has quit IRC
bash.org #1577:\n \n<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room!
bash.org #1578:\n \n<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator \n<ecoli> ew.\n<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?\n<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?\n<Aero> he doesnt answer\n*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
bash.org #1579:\n \n<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?\n<riski> No.\n<musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex..\n<musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them
bash.org #1580:\n \n<no_soul> i snorted Ajax\n<no_soul> i almost died
bash.org #1582:\n \n<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand\n<assman2> its fucking annoying\n<assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on\n<mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut\n<assman2> mabbz \n<assman2> i cant shoot that far \n<mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button? \n<hydro> jesus \n<assman2> i fucking hate when that happens \n<hydro> this is fucking disgusting \n<assman2> it happened to me once
bash.org #1583:\n \n<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds?\n<no_soul> thats a hefty sack\n<ecoli> my god.\n<no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all\n<ecoli> them is some big nuts\n<ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long?\n<no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle
bash.org #1585:\n \n<vortex502> 3+5\n<vortex502> oops\n<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open
bash.org #1586:\n \n<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL
bash.org #1587:\n \n<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
bash.org #1588:\n \n<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked.
bash.org #1589:\n \n<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston\n<zuez> and fuck him with my shaved carrot
bash.org #1590:\n \n<Camo> wiz\n<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?\n<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
bash.org #1591:\n \n<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit
bash.org #1592:\n \n<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL\n<trigg`> what exploit?\n<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT\n<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?\n<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!\n<trigg`> uh ok
bash.org #1593:\n \n<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really  hack in the UK?
bash.org #1594:\n \n<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum\n<Prae> and im all outta gum
bash.org #1595:\n \n<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons\n<Prae_> just as i thought\n<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all\n<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth\n<Prae_> LOL\n<k-rad-bob> no masturbating\n<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you\n<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick\n<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex
bash.org #1596:\n \n<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?\n<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO
bash.org #1598:\n \n<k-rad-bob> omg\n<k-rad-bob> I just realized\n<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants\n<k-rad-bob> brb
bash.org #1599:\n \n<Prae> omg\n<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit\n<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
bash.org #1601:\n \n<skatoni> will some one please help \n<`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ? \n<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer \n<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem \n<skatoni> how? \n<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ? \n<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out \n*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]:\nConnection reset by peer)
bash.org #1602:\n \n<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him like \na whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his pizza and then in \nthe middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to the hospital
bash.org #1603:\n \n<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL\n<pac> IN MY SCHOOL\n<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC\n<pac> AND HE STOOD UP\n<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN
bash.org #1604:\n \n<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach\n<Prence> i meant to say couch
bash.org #1605:\n \n<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year\n<tgpretend>     vet. Paul Maritz resigns.\n<tgpretend> how can he be an m$ veterna if he's only 14?
bash.org #1607:\n \n<kidjess> If you cause me problems\n<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?\n<kidjess> I will chop your penis off\n<tress> oh my\n<kidjess> and mail it to bob\n<tress> oh oh oh my\n<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents
bash.org #1608:\n \n<lusta> im doin' route now, heh\n<Pneuma> wyze1\n<Pneuma> isn't it weird\n<Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"
bash.org #1609:\n \n<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza \nstuff on them but the normal sized ones do?\n<Prae> to make an observation like that\n<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
bash.org #1611:\n \n<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache
bash.org #1612:\n \n<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem?
bash.org #1615:\n \n<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed\n<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[\n<\|steve\|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out\n<sev> world changes for me everyday\n<\|steve\|> but our penis size stays the same
bash.org #1616:\n \n<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means
bash.org #1617:\n \n<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in this world at all \n<hypr> as if your elitest bs opinion matter, or means anything in this world at all \n<hypr> ;P \n<ground0-> actually it does \n<hypr> and how is that \n<ground0-> highschool/college graduate/registered voter/licensed driver
bash.org #1618:\n \n(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's bathroom :P
bash.org #1619:\n \n<Seros> fuck\n<Seros> we were at 7-11\n<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"\n<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?"\n<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization.  >:O
bash.org #1621:\n \n<iMike> i think english transcends spelling\n<DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d
bash.org #1622:\n \n<YehhNO> how i download irc?
bash.org #1625:\n \n<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows?
bash.org #1627:\n \n<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well.
bash.org #1628:\n \n<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still let me touch them sometimes\n<Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and stuff
bash.org #1630:\n \n(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
bash.org #1631:\n \n<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some\n<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
bash.org #1632:\n \n<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff ratio?
bash.org #1633:\n \n<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent.\n<harb> Defect : Haha.\n<harb> I hate that.\n<harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.\n<harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.\n<Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."
bash.org #1634:\n \n<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow?
bash.org #1636:\n \n<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit\n<gabe> maybe in alabama.
bash.org #1637:\n \n<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly too." -my cs professor
bash.org #1639:\n \n<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.\n<acestus> What a sick job.\n<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?"\n<acestus> "qmail."
bash.org #1640:\n \n<Inoshiro> Wth\n<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"\n<harb> Er?\n<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?
bash.org #1641:\n \n[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it.
bash.org #1645:\n \nn e r d b 5: umm.\nn e r d b 5: geforce\nn e r d b 5: i dont like em\nn e r d b 5: i like nvidia\nn e r d b 5: 32mb\nn e r d b 5: they rocks\ne l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
bash.org #1648:\n \nIoStream 14: LOL\nIoStream 14: radio\nIoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
bash.org #1651:\n \n(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age
bash.org #1654:\n \nMr Brown> ill snip ur ass\n<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya  \n<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...
bash.org #1655:\n \n<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.\nMr Brown> ill kill you\n<JD> No, I like the way I say it better
bash.org #1658:\n \n<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?\n<kink> yes\n<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
bash.org #1659:\n \n<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up\n<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part\n<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption\n<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it\n<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?\n<vermifuge> dude there could be
bash.org #1660:\n \n<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.\n<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
bash.org #1661:\n \n<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND!\n<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.
bash.org #1663:\n \n<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.'
bash.org #1667:\n \n(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=\n(`Thunder) whoa\n(`Thunder) they released my life\n(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!\n(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!\n(runner-) either way its gonna be boring
bash.org #1670:\n \n<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem\n<kisama> motive*
bash.org #1671:\n \n(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
bash.org #1672:\n \n(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player\n(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
bash.org #1673:\n \n<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.
bash.org #1674:\n \n<SlimZ> i like my pickup line\n<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink"
bash.org #1675:\n \n<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed?\n<priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh\n<priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us
bash.org #1676:\n \n<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels?
bash.org #1677:\n \n<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
bash.org #1678:\n \n<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous\n<SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru\n<Xlord> sounds like some women I know
bash.org #1679:\n \n<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use?\n<al-x> strawberry\n<al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
bash.org #1680:\n \n<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about\n<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles\n<orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
bash.org #1682:\n \n<stc> all us asians look alike\n<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
bash.org #1683:\n \n<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!
bash.org #1693:\n \n<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
bash.org #1698:\n \n<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.\n<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?
bash.org #1699:\n \n<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day\n<thep0et> i might as well be black
bash.org #1700:\n \nthep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy
bash.org #1701:\n \n<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and  does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your  throat?
bash.org #1703:\n \n<Rapture> i need to hit someone\n<Rapture> a guy from work just came online\n<Rapture> can we smurf him
bash.org #1704:\n \n<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
bash.org #1711:\n \n<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?
bash.org #1713:\n \n<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much \nmexican food
bash.org #1716:\n \n<occifer> my penis was fat\n<occifer> not to long ago\n<occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy\n<occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes
bash.org #1723:\n \n<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off\n<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it\n* linKnee is afk: PUKING
bash.org #1727:\n \n<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia? \n<amsea_> 17:06 \n<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
bash.org #1728:\n \n<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming
bash.org #1729:\n \n<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
bash.org #1730:\n \n<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you \nwoke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? \n<Celestya> i dont think so \n<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
bash.org #1731:\n \n<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. \n<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq \nfor an hour after I'd gone
bash.org #1732:\n \n<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are \nthe opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
bash.org #1733:\n \n<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once\n<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts\n<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved
bash.org #1734:\n \n::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
bash.org #1735:\n \n(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)
bash.org #1739:\n \n<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life.  I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".
bash.org #1741:\n \n<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA \n<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW\n<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"\n<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.
bash.org #1745:\n \n(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?\n(poopfart) yes\n(poopfart) i can\n(poopfart) their called accidents
bash.org #1749:\n \n<timmo> what music should i download tonight\n<timmo> oh shit\n<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[\n<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?\n<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN\n<timmo> toon disney\n<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show
bash.org #1750:\n \n~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list\n(Deft) uhm ignore that
bash.org #1753:\n \n<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
bash.org #1758:\n \n<< Now chatting in #finalfight\n>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "\n>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "\n>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "\n[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
bash.org #1760:\n \n*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)\n*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)\n<MadHatter> wtf\n<MadHatter> who kicked me\n<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked\n<MadHatter> I just want to know\n<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)\n<MadHatter> yeah ok\n<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?\n<Lepper> err, who kicks you\n<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here\n<MadHatter> leave me alone
bash.org #1761:\n \n<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu\n<MadHatter> jedi\n<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees\n<enex> and look like a complete tool
bash.org #1762:\n \n<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
bash.org #1763:\n \n<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder\n*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)\n*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net
bash.org #1764:\n \n<Morris> what a dick\n<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?
bash.org #1765:\n \n<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low\n<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
bash.org #1766:\n \n<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)\n<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high
bash.org #1770:\n \n<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?\n<Weeve> what's it called?
bash.org #1771:\n \n<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday\n<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants\n<cooey> it owned
bash.org #1772:\n \n<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition
bash.org #1773:\n \n<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny\n<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.\n<Jingoro`> yeah\n<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby"\n<rouge> hjaw\n<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.\n<rouge> god knows where they've been.\n<scar\|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway"\n<scar\|home> hjaw @ rogue\n<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.
bash.org #1774:\n \n<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720 \n<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . .\n<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"?\n<Evil_God> talking\n<EtherMan> speech\n<D-viant> singing\n<Evil_God> ninjitsu\n<EtherMan> swordsmanship\n<D-viant> violin\n<EtherMan> flight\n<D-viant> fighting\n<EtherMan> homosexuality\n<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket\n<Evil_God> big slapping testicles\n<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer.\n<D-viant> expanding rectum\n<Evil_God> opium addiction
bash.org #1775:\n \n<wild> i just asked a girl out\n<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :\|\n<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go
bash.org #1776:\n \n<cait-sith> being in love\n<R0y> i wish\n<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion\n<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states
bash.org #1778:\n \n<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?\n<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus
bash.org #1781:\n \n<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?\n<wild-> 500,000
bash.org #1782:\n \n<bludstone> so like, with anime now\n<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads\n<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn\n<SiamShade> haw\n<SiamShade> l33t\n<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.\n<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from\n<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."\n<SiamShade> oh wait\n<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense
bash.org #1783:\n \n<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong\n<Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a\n<Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!!\n<Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card Instantly Online! Click here and get 500\n<Acero> Bigprizes points!
bash.org #1784:\n \n<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."
bash.org #1785:\n \n<Weazel> stupid cops \n<Weazel> always giving me shit\n<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
bash.org #1787:\n \n<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
bash.org #1794:\n \n<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?
bash.org #1800:\n \n<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.\n<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?\n<Fry> What about loss of blood ?\n<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.\n<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.\n<JDigital> Or lag.
bash.org #1805:\n \n(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers
bash.org #1807:\n \n<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !\n<JDigital> ...\n<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.\n<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?\n<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.
bash.org #1808:\n \n<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big
bash.org #1809:\n \n<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public
bash.org #1812:\n \n<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.\n<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up.\n<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.\n<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.
bash.org #1813:\n \n<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd\n<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?\n<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
bash.org #1819:\n \n<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards.
bash.org #1820:\n \n<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML
bash.org #1821:\n \n<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately\n<kisama_> that when i close my eyes\n<kisama_> i see quad damage\n<D1> I see naked men.
bash.org #1824:\n \n[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb!\n[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro\n[21:51] <Nakago> >_<\n[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?\n[21:51] <Nakago> ack\n[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.\n[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.\n[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask\n[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1
bash.org #1825:\n \n<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do\n<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out\n<maff> with frosting and everything\n<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way\n<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
bash.org #1826:\n \n(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work\n(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out
bash.org #1827:\n \n(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan\n(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
bash.org #1828:\n \n[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.\n[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?\n[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
bash.org #1829:\n \n<kisama> fuck english too\n<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"\n<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"\n<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches\n<kisama> were getting into it\n<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"\n<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!"\n<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"
bash.org #1830:\n \n<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more\n<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto\n<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
bash.org #1831:\n \n<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo\n<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0:\n<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit
bash.org #1832:\n \n<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie\n<`michael> and we had this room in the basement\n<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
bash.org #1834:\n \n[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean?\n[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."\n[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that.\n[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow.
bash.org #1835:\n \n[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.\n[09:56] <Squizzle> None.\n[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.\n[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.\n[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man".
bash.org #1836:\n \n<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today\n<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style\n<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants
bash.org #1837:\n \n<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian  food
bash.org #1838:\n \n<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.\n<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.\n<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole
bash.org #1839:\n \n<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products
bash.org #1841:\n \n<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags
bash.org #1843:\n \n<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo
bash.org #1844:\n \n<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"\n<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that
bash.org #1848:\n \n<kisama_> that's why i like anime\n<Guilty> Maybe\n<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd\n<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers\n<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers\n<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer\n          edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school\n          super megatronic edition
bash.org #1850:\n \n<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram\n<devGOD> i like kingston\n<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player\n<`michael> that really makes their ram better too
bash.org #1851:\n \n<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.\n<Digamy> i don't get it\n<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.\n<Digamy> oh\n* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
bash.org #1852:\n \n<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house
bash.org #1855:\n \n<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?\n<DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous\n<hoset-> thanks much\n<DTOX> np\n<DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own IP #
bash.org #1856:\n \n(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests
bash.org #1857:\n \n<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious.
bash.org #1859:\n \n<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant
bash.org #1860:\n \n<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying.
bash.org #1861:\n \n<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?\n<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition\n<synthmesc> :/\n<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?\n<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself\n<Digested> INFINITE LOOP
bash.org #1862:\n \n<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units\n<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.\n<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of transfusion\n<Guilty> Silly gook
bash.org #1863:\n \n(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection\n(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections\n(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud\n(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something
bash.org #1864:\n \n<ToastyGhost> Yo.\n* Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost.\n* ToastyGhost enjoys it also.\n<Defcon> Toasty you fuck.\n<ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there.
bash.org #1866:\n \n<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?\n<synthetiq> 25\n<DooD> fatass\n<synthetiq> i have a large upper body\n<DooD> so you have manboobs?
bash.org #1867:\n \n<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol
bash.org #1868:\n \n<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox\n<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up\n<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list\n<mD5> mD5@aol.com\n<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list
bash.org #1869:\n \n<DTOX> I'm 16% bodyfat\n<DTOX> I have a one pack\n<jube_> a keg?
bash.org #1870:\n \n<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
bash.org #1890:\n \n<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.\n<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."
bash.org #1896:\n \n<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.\n<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.\n<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though.
bash.org #1897:\n \n<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?  It won't let me rape the sheep...
bash.org #1898:\n \n<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs \n<`michael> haha \n<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower. \n<Kenn> But I did... \n<Kenn> : \n<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn. \n<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.
bash.org #1899:\n \n[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner\n[`michael] squirrels\n[Amanda_] dude\n[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
bash.org #1900:\n \n<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"\n<kisama> how i wish i could have been there\n<kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil\n<kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK"
bash.org #1902:\n \n<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists"
bash.org #1903:\n \n<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase."
bash.org #1905:\n \n<Fustard> oh good god\n<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself\n<Fustard> and out loud i said\n<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'\n<Fustard> instead of actually laughing.
bash.org #1908:\n \n<timmo> they need to make a 41oz\n<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies\n<timmo> and drink the 40
bash.org #1909:\n \n<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york\n<devilish1> 5 mil of software\n<tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd
bash.org #1910:\n \n(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11"
bash.org #1911:\n \n<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you\n<DTOX>	babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!\n<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?\n<DTOX>	babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...\n<DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me\n<DTOX> 'cause she's grounded\n<DTOX> but in a month she can
bash.org #1912:\n \n<DTOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some\n<DTOX> MSN WHORES\n<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG\n<DTOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck"
bash.org #1913:\n \n<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario?\n<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can understand\n<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that they ran out of chicken at popeyes?
bash.org #1914:\n \n<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate or have sex?
bash.org #1916:\n \n-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced\n(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert\n(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
bash.org #1917:\n \n<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking\n<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.\n<peng> yes\n<peng> the government makes up an airplane\n<peng> with a passenger list and all\n<peng> to coincide with the WTC\n<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass\n<peng> this shit goes deep man\n<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."\n<kisama> "have a teddy bear"\n<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
bash.org #1924:\n \n(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }\n(nexxai) Hi.\n(nexxai) <-- not a geek.
bash.org #1931:\n \n<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet
bash.org #1932:\n \n* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.\n<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"
bash.org #1935:\n \n::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me
bash.org #1936:\n \n<fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm -f wildly.\n<asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude.\n<DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs.\n<rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!
bash.org #1937:\n \n<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net
bash.org #1940:\n \n<Digested> hi krayons\n<krayons> bleh\n<al-x> heh\n<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left
bash.org #1941:\n \n<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans
bash.org #1942:\n \n<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?\n<Richard_D_James> Yes\n<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought....
bash.org #1943:\n \n<ETP> heh\n* Tocool is very confused\n<ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand\n<Tocool> yea but\n<Tocool> ...\n<Tocool> heh
bash.org #1944:\n \n<faceless> so if afro americans = niggers and middle easterners = sand niggers and asians = rice niggers what can we call canadians?\n<al-x> we're snow niggers
bash.org #1945:\n \n<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!\n<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france\n<infinity> stfu asswipe
bash.org #1947:\n \n<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously\n<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes\n<al-x> coz of quote stealage
bash.org #1950:\n \n<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...\n<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.\n<Brentai> My type of woman.
bash.org #1951:\n \n<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.\n<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.\n<Kayma> Ohhh.\n<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
bash.org #1955:\n \n<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?
bash.org #1962:\n \n(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
bash.org #1963:\n \n::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)\n~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY\n::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...\n::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving\n::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving\n::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving
bash.org #1964:\n \n[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp\n[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps\n[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps\n[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps\n[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?\n[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you\n[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
bash.org #1967:\n \n<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.\n<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame\n<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
bash.org #1968:\n \n<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
bash.org #1970:\n \n<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.\n* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in\n<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks\n<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom\n<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's\n<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?\n<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?\n<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?\n<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
bash.org #1971:\n \n<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school\n<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him\n<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday\n<Stacey> not friend\n<Stacey> no no no \n<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands\n<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you
bash.org #1974:\n \n<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall
bash.org #1975:\n \n<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno.
bash.org #1976:\n \n<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit\n<__NoBoDy_> heh\n<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck\n<BC\|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow
bash.org #1977:\n \n*** Now talking in #bearcave\n*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....'
bash.org #1978:\n \n~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"\n(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
bash.org #1979:\n \n(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)\n(PrimoPyro) *bloop*\n(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"\n(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
bash.org #1980:\n \n<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'\n<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
bash.org #1981:\n \n<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells
bash.org #1982:\n \n<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?\n<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.\n<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.\n<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.\n<ToastyGhost> Powerade.\n<Toen> penis, actually\n<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.\n<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that\n<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!\n<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;\n<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST
bash.org #1983:\n \n<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.\n<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.\n<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?
bash.org #1987:\n \n<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching\n<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money\n<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home
bash.org #1988:\n \n<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph\n<matts> kritical: um no...\n<kritical> matts: um yes\n<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph\n<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
bash.org #1989:\n \n<Digested> uh\n<Digested> why were we +i?\n<DooD> because shapht was naked\n<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him
bash.org #1993:\n \n<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default\n<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi\n<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/\n<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5
bash.org #1995:\n \n<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying\n<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work\n<Digested> and laughing at them\n<Digested> :D\n<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents\n<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can\n<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home\n<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh\n<MadHatter> hehe
bash.org #2007:\n \n(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
bash.org #2010:\n \n<germane> here, type this in your shell\n<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd\n<germane> it will secure your box\n<atawmic> okay, hold on\n<atawmic> done\n<atawmic> whats happening?\n<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
bash.org #2011:\n \n<Speef> man\n<Speef> I have some killer gas\n<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
bash.org #2012:\n \n[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.\n[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.\n[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps\n[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
bash.org #2014:\n \n<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much
bash.org #2015:\n \n<Digested> cool :)\n<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s\n<madog> ya\n<madog> and email\n<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
bash.org #2016:\n \n(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
bash.org #2018:\n \n<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis\n<MadHatter> like for porno movies\n<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis
bash.org #2019:\n \n<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....\n<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"\n<Schrieks> this was back in 94
bash.org #2021:\n \n<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?\n<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc\n<darkaeon> eheh\n<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right\n<MadHatter> dude dark\n<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc\n<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me
bash.org #2024:\n \n<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun.
bash.org #2025:\n \n(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.
bash.org #2026:\n \n<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
bash.org #2027:\n \n<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn\n<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes\n<datz510> i have some
bash.org #2028:\n \n<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?\n<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive\n<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?
bash.org #2030:\n \n<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy.
bash.org #2034:\n \n<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed.  I'm anti-laughing.\n<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.
bash.org #2037:\n \n<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them.  otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction
bash.org #2039:\n \n<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998\n<hypr> heh\n<hypr> or somthing\n<hypr> old ;P\n<caspuh> hah\n<caspuh> 98?\n<caspuh> they had vinyal then?
bash.org #2041:\n \n<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him\n<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
bash.org #2046:\n \n<train> i'm on prison net\n<train> that still works\n<Hooblah> wtf\n<Hooblah> prison?\n<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?\n<Zebracake> heh!\n<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
bash.org #2047:\n \n<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?
bash.org #2048:\n \n<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body\n<Morbii> heh\n* Slander takes a step back from birdsigh\n<Birdzii> heh\n<Birdzii> sore throat + rash\n<Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation\n<Morbii> jkjk ;P\n<Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then
bash.org #2049:\n \n<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged\n<Ferney> LOL\n<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED
bash.org #2050:\n \n<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww\n<Slander> Jimmy rocks man\n<Ferney> heh\n<B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;)
bash.org #2051:\n \n<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke:\n<Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." \n<Julia_M> you know...space?\n<Jeff_R> ya\n<Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww yea it's great\n<Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space
bash.org #2052:\n \n* Arsentia pets his cable modem  \n* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.  \n* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem  \n* Arsentia cuts Toby's string  \n*** Quits: [Toby] (...)  \n<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)  \n<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.  \n<[Toby]> Schmuck.  \n<[Toby]> :)
bash.org #2053:\n \n<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake
bash.org #2056:\n \n<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?  \n<Sekmu> yes.  \n<Dr_zapp> and it is....?  \n*** Quits: Paco- (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: Nytefall (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: PyroGX (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: liljerk (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: Karash (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: _Ender_ (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: PyroPimp (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n*** Quits: Sekmu (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  \n<Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :)
bash.org #2062:\n \n<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH\n<Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!\n<Merl> hehehehehe\n<Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)\n[Time Passes]\n<Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK\n<Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend\n<Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT\n<Assasin> wait\n<Assasin> Wait a second.\n<Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?
bash.org #2065:\n \n<matts> hal check your privates\n<matts> err\n<matts> messages
bash.org #2067:\n \n<tobes> Have fun at work? ;)\n<Morbii> not particularly ;)\n<Morbii> been back home a few hours tho\n<Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P\n<Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know\n<Morbii> heh!\n<tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass.
bash.org #2068:\n \n* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias\n<SolidLand> yes.\n<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.\n*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)\n<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
bash.org #2069:\n \n<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?\n<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.
bash.org #2074:\n \n<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
bash.org #2081:\n \n<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird.\n<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.
bash.org #2082:\n \n<Brentai> Michael who?\n<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.\n<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.\n<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.\n<Thom> Died having a wank.\n<Brentai> Poor guy.\n<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.\n<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.
bash.org #2084:\n \n<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?"\n<kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus\n<kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one\n<Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed.\n<kill> you just have to cloth it\n<DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room.
bash.org #2085:\n \n[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on\n(\|Chris) typist*\n[rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too
bash.org #2087:\n \n<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly
bash.org #2088:\n \n{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes pyramid shaped pussy
bash.org #2090:\n \n<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?
bash.org #2091:\n \n<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill\n<DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that
bash.org #2093:\n \n<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee\n<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass\n<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis\n<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?\n<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning
bash.org #2094:\n \n<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
bash.org #2095:\n \n<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.\n<JDigital> *Dancer\n<MrSede> A dance bot..?\n<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?\n<MrSede> ..while telling the weather\n<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>  It's fucking hot!\n<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain\n<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often
bash.org #2097:\n \n<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope
bash.org #2098:\n \n<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware\n<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX\n<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
bash.org #2099:\n \n<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says\n<ScratGod> x = 1;  // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH
bash.org #2102:\n \n<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
bash.org #2104:\n \n<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter..
bash.org #2105:\n \n<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff\n<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho\n<ocx> for cars?\n<RockShox> no for bicycles
bash.org #2106:\n \n<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
bash.org #2107:\n \n<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me\n<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out\n<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
bash.org #2109:\n \n<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled
bash.org #2110:\n \n<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee\n<RaMTuFF> quiet !
bash.org #2112:\n \n<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing \n<moomba> but that's not out yet\n<moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats
bash.org #2113:\n \n<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?\n<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor\n<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?\n<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
bash.org #2114:\n \n<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet
bash.org #2115:\n \n<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs\n<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
bash.org #2116:\n \n<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
bash.org #2117:\n \n<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods? \n<spazzer> tim\n<spazzer> we mean \n<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long \n<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long \n<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long \n<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
bash.org #2118:\n \n<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation\n<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@\n<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
bash.org #2119:\n \n<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey\n<krayons> have stds\n<killspree> haha\n<killspree> no way\n<kara> bullshit man\n<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad\n<krayons> its not bullshit\n<VeRrUcKt> lol\n<killspree> the players are running around in pain
bash.org #2121:\n \n*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog\n<atnnn> hi\n<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN\n<Wy4tt> VK_RTM\n<atnnn> and minus?\n<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM\n<atnnn> i can't find it
bash.org #2123:\n \n<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock\n<matts> dead rock\n<matts> umm\n<matts> CoderMan news flash\n<matts> rocks can't live\n<matts> :
bash.org #2125:\n \n<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein);\n<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
bash.org #2128:\n \n<stretch> !seen tits\n* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!
bash.org #2129:\n \n<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?\n<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
bash.org #2132:\n \n<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.\n<Thom> Ach. Dang.\n<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.\n<puchiko> It is.\n<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
bash.org #2133:\n \n<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
bash.org #2140:\n \n<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
bash.org #2141:\n \n<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...\n<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy\n<jD> ...\n*** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)\n<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.\n* Fishbird flips jD over.\n<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.\n<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
bash.org #2142:\n \n<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?\n<mEsHmAn> in mIRC\n*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com\n*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
bash.org #2147:\n \n<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.
bash.org #2148:\n \n<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid.\n<Kazz> Even when he's 40.\n<JDigital> hee\n<Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?"\n<Kazz> "Fuck off, dad."\n<Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins?\n* Silkenray laughs\n<Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words
bash.org #2149:\n \n<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend\n<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?\n<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
bash.org #2150:\n \n* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd\n<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
bash.org #2151:\n \n<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful\n<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
bash.org #2157:\n \n[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20\n[16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog
bash.org #2159:\n \n<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies.
bash.org #2160:\n \n<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?\n<Customz> yes why myst?\n<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt\n<Customz> fuck speeding
bash.org #2162:\n \n<saint_> and i'm not nasty. i'm actually not that big of a pedophile
bash.org #2166:\n \n<grey> wow\n<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks
bash.org #2167:\n \n*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels'
bash.org #2168:\n \n<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into the WTC
bash.org #2171:\n \n(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad\n(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool\n(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky\n(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it\n(Reverend_) share your feelings
bash.org #2172:\n \n<refugee> man\n<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online\n<dwai> try to do it over the phone\n<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel\n<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
bash.org #2175:\n \n<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself
bash.org #2176:\n \n<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now.\n<maff> sure there are\n<maff> ftp.\n<Goemon> I tried that.\\n<Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn.
bash.org #2177:\n \n<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as long as it's not -$5 million or something!)\n<SwampGas> SAV2880: the 10 people who support emuchrist\n<SwampGas> and it's my duty as owner of ztnet, owner of retrogames, owner of cps2 decryption tables to alert them
bash.org #2178:\n \n<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards\n<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them\n<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*
bash.org #2179:\n \n<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man\n<Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01\n<Son-Doobi> thats binary shit\n<Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age
bash.org #2180:\n \n(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit
bash.org #2183:\n \n<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers\n<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes\n<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin\n<kisama> or insufflate salt water\n<McMoo> man\n<McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose\n<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally\n<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril\n<kisama> circus freak
bash.org #2188:\n \n<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good\n<AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8(\n<AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it\n<skmt> yeah.\n<skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell.\n<SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks\n<AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though\n<AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells\n<mdl> AlmtyBob: dude\n<mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat?\n<skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool.\n<AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad
bash.org #2200:\n \n<DTOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff\n<DTOX> but they gave her an episiotimy\n<DTOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus\n<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?\n<DTOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards\n<DTOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo"
bash.org #2201:\n \n<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards
bash.org #2203:\n \n<kritical> the doctor made me piss in a cup and i had wacked off like an hour earlier...he then walks in and tells me i need to cut back a bit on masturbating..im like, "WTF"
bash.org #2204:\n \n<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before\n<DAL9000> you sick?\n<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in
bash.org #2208:\n \n<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the Scouts.\n<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.\n<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...\n<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.\n<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath, too.
bash.org #2211:\n \n<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment
bash.org #2212:\n \n<Pr3ttyF1y> if i'm going to copy dvd's onto cdrs, i atleast want to make sure they send me pills that make my wang and boobs bigger too along with my liquid viagra for 72hr straight erections\n<Pr3ttyF1y> i mean, if the scam can't even promise that, why buy into it :)
bash.org #2213:\n \n<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today\n<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke :(\n<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/\n<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty\n<purem> and then executed\n<Morris> haha\n<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?\n<purem> yeah\n<Morris> hehe\n<Morris> Poor guy\n<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.\n<purem> ya\n<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours\n<purem> heh\n<Morris> :/\n<purem> rough day\n<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.\n<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE"
bash.org #2216:\n \n--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before\n<Digested> heh\n<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?\n<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts
bash.org #2217:\n \n<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes\n<var> essential to what?   your pursuit of perfected queendom?
bash.org #2219:\n \n<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier\n<SD-Washu> that was l33t\n<biafra> what\n<SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese\n<SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...."\n<SD-Washu> followed by *click*
bash.org #2220:\n \n<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0\n<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?
bash.org #2222:\n \n<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age\n<Turing_> anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god\n<kunio> HAW\n<Turing_> it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building\n<orestes--> gah\n<dab[afk]> ugh\n<Turing_> it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing\n<Turing_> lol\n<Turing_> I felt terribly inadequate\n<Turing_> I hate the discovery channel
bash.org #2224:\n \n<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive\n<\|Z\|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die
bash.org #2225:\n \n<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR\n<Guilty> "Bi sexual"\n<Guilty> That means slutty
bash.org #2230:\n \n<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(\n<SlasherX> hump michaels\n<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome\n*** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)
bash.org #2231:\n \n<`michael> where's snow\n<var> dunno mike\n<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music\n<var> is my best guess
bash.org #2234:\n \n<DTOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for Osama\n<DTOX> "Osama Bin Hidin"\n<DTOX> that's really sticking it to him\n<refugee> man, that must have took all their brain power\n<DTOX> cases upon cases of RC Cola were drank
bash.org #2235:\n \n<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet
bash.org #2237:\n \n[kisama] if you break out your penis in space\n[kisama] your suit would depressurize\n[kisama] or your body would depressurize\n[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra
bash.org #2238:\n \n<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:\n<DrWoody> ...\n<DrWoody> ...\n<DrWoody> That is all.
bash.org #2240:\n \n<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
bash.org #2241:\n \n<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
bash.org #2244:\n \n<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects\n<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects?\n<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding.
bash.org #2250:\n \n<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf
bash.org #2252:\n \n<neekola> i should do that\n<neekola> be like\n<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear\n<neekola> 40$ a piece\n<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear\n<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur
bash.org #2258:\n \n<davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits.. seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"\n<davidks> I thought that was pretty funny.\n<davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed .. but that's all i could say to her because her boobs intimidated me
bash.org #2261:\n \n<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training\n<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]\n<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)\n<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated\n<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
bash.org #2263:\n \n<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border
bash.org #2266:\n \n<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r\n<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!\n<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.\n<Dregan>    -"l33t h41ku"
bash.org #2268:\n \n<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?"
bash.org #2269:\n \n<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck\n<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10\n<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years
bash.org #2270:\n \n<excite> youre friends with eggo\n<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing\n<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it\n<excite> boot up and im a deadman
bash.org #2271:\n \n<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY\n<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER\n<gloOmer> RAPED
bash.org #2272:\n \n<punkmac> people are dumb\n<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup\n<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:\n<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to\n<punkmac> >>buy both of them?\n<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!\n<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;)
bash.org #2278:\n \n<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n\n<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny\n<daisu> This is so garrishly true\n<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people\n<daisu> sperm has less length to travel
bash.org #2279:\n \n<BombScare> im fuckin done\n<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies\n<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :(
bash.org #2290:\n \n<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all\n<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams\n<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover
bash.org #2292:\n \n<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site\n<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
bash.org #2296:\n \n<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
bash.org #2298:\n \n<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?\n<Chis> to an account\n<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this
bash.org #2300:\n \n<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again\n<Monkie> =\|\n<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?\n<Vern> lol\n<notlosman> lol\n<notlosman> hahahhaah\n<Monkie> actaully\n<Monkie> yes\n<Monkie> =\|
bash.org #2301:\n \n<ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with winxp .. it will be PURELY hardware based.. ie. it has NOTHING to do with the operating system
bash.org #2304:\n \n<TomGreen> hehe\n<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?\n<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan!
bash.org #2307:\n \n<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the least...
bash.org #2308:\n \n<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks\n<Pv> so i can eat my rice with them
bash.org #2310:\n \n<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me.. \n<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon...... \n<CYBORG> i need brave partener....\n<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........
bash.org #2315:\n \n<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up
bash.org #2316:\n \n<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without spending money msg me
bash.org #2320:\n \n<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I know\n<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched over to msn \n<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting off
bash.org #2321:\n \n<delysid-x> the only urine test they'll get out of me is a TASTE TEST
bash.org #2324:\n \n<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town
bash.org #2325:\n \n<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee filters...
bash.org #2326:\n \n<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!\n<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire!
bash.org #2328:\n \n<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith
bash.org #2329:\n \n<LPCx> hrm alabama has some IT jobs\n<HenryV> heh\n<HenryV> you'd need a new suit though\n<HenryV> one of them kkk things\n<LPCx> to bad i wouldn't fit in my sisters are allready married :\|\n<HenryV> doh!
bash.org #2330:\n \n[13:18] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) has joined #phear\n[13:18] <BombScare> woo...lets see how long my cable lasts today\n[13:22] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))\n[13:23] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) has joined #phear\n[13:23] <LPC> new record\n[13:23] <LPC> 4 minutes
bash.org #2332:\n \n<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice
bash.org #2335:\n \n<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?\n<sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.
bash.org #2337:\n \n<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters\n<blazemore> couple others\n<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.\n<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)\n<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.\n<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.\n<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.\n<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.\n<Brazenhrt> Oh god.\n<Brazenhrt> Never mind.\n* PhorceP 's head explodes
bash.org #2338:\n \n* snag giggles\n<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot\n<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
bash.org #2339:\n \n<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion\n<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
bash.org #2341:\n \n<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president\n<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night\n<CoMBo> yeah popeyes\n<_jube> shift starts 9
bash.org #2343:\n \n<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list  \n<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses
bash.org #2345:\n \n* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it\n<arto> white power????\n<arto> YOU RACIST\n* goofie rolls her eyes\n<scotteh> POWDER!$!@@
bash.org #2346:\n \n<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D\n<SYch0> yo roll me one too
bash.org #2351:\n \n<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now."\n<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too?\n<Morbii> :P
bash.org #2353:\n \n<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??\n<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???\n<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
bash.org #2354:\n \n(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486\n(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D;
bash.org #2355:\n \n<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit \n<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"\n<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
bash.org #2360:\n \n(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if you know what I mean
bash.org #2361:\n \n<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!\n<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne\n<Sarutobi> be safe :]\n<chrysOUT> ***poOf***\n<djglitch> she's not gone \n<djglitch> she's addicted\n<djglitch> ;)\n<chrysOUT> die\n<djglitch> hahahahaha
bash.org #2366:\n \n<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking \n<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log
bash.org #2368:\n \n<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work\n<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine\n<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time\n<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P
bash.org #2369:\n \n<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet\n<_joker^> i know that much\n<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb\n<schmoe> yes u can\n<schmoe> i wont show you though
bash.org #2371:\n \n<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year
bash.org #2373:\n \n* JosephKer on 2.4.14\n<Snarf> exciting ;>\n<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though\n<Snarf> nice ;>\n<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies\n<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men\n<JosephKer> hehe\n<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!\n<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel\n<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
bash.org #2374:\n \n<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away
bash.org #2375:\n \n(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself\n(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.\n(moimau) so sit down.
bash.org #2377:\n \n<wild> i'm black from the waist down\n<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ??
bash.org #2378:\n \n(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation\n(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad\n(rageboy) you are having a house party..\n(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying\n(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink\n(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?\n(vrs) is he a good friend\n(vrs) ?\n(rageboy) yeah\n(vrs) do you like the girl?\n(rageboy) no no..\n(rageboy) i was the one fucking
bash.org #2379:\n \n(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection\n(rageboy) and im in windows right now
bash.org #2381:\n \n<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes
bash.org #2382:\n \n(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today\n(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up\n(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
bash.org #2385:\n \n<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?\n<Dregan> With a spelling change.\n<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.
bash.org #2390:\n \n<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit\n<DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit?\n<TasmBoy> I can't remember\n<DAL9000> At least he remembers.\n<TasmBoy> you got a point there
bash.org #2391:\n \n<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett\n<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.
bash.org #2392:\n \n<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas
bash.org #2394:\n \n<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'\n<McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything\n<McMoo> she was pissed.
bash.org #2396:\n \n(`zero)                    ,__      FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING \n(`zero)                    \|  `'.       /  BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE \n(`zero) __           \|`-._/_.:---`-.._ /     TO STOP TO BREATHE \n(`zero) ='.       _/..--'`__         `'-._ \n(`zero)  - '-.--"`      ===        /   o  `', \n(`zero)   )= (                 .--_ \|       _.'   (HURF DUH GILLS) \n(`zero)  /_=.'-._             {=_-_ \|   .--`-. \n(`zero) /_.'    ``'-._        '-=       _.' \n(`zero)     jgs  )  _.-'`'-..       _..-'` \n(`zero)         /_.'        `/";';`\| \n(`zero)                      ` .'/
bash.org #2400:\n \n(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(
bash.org #2402:\n \n<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
bash.org #2403:\n \n<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you\n<intra> like a vaginal itching?\n<goh> intra: yes\n<intra> just get some vagasil
bash.org #2404:\n \n<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now \n<BlackDeth> taking a crap \n<myhero> :L \n<BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation \n<BlackDeth> brb wiping \n*** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping' \n<SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong \n<SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom \n<SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking \n<ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/ \n<BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch \n<BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet \n<BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details
bash.org #2408:\n \n<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first\n<@v9> like the empire state building
bash.org #2410:\n \n(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac.\n(cooey) i should learn from my cat.
bash.org #2413:\n \n<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this\n<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving\n<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day\n<myhero> that's what I did today\n<myhero> it felt great\n<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday\n<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day\n<myhero> yeah maybe\n<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people\n<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday\n<myhero> hate people a little bit more
bash.org #2414:\n \n<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited
bash.org #2415:\n \n<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?\n<DatDawg> why?\n<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia
bash.org #2424:\n \n<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills.
bash.org #2425:\n \n<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin
bash.org #2426:\n \n* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie\n<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house.\n<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<\n<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.\n<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.\n<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure?
bash.org #2428:\n \n<Snag> *beep*beep*\n<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???\n<Snag> funny\n<Snag> :\|
bash.org #2431:\n \n<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money
bash.org #2435:\n \n<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall\n<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it
bash.org #2436:\n \n<erhan> how are you yourself?\n<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE
bash.org #2441:\n \n<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
bash.org #2444:\n \n<Essex> philly close to chicago?\n<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:\n<saotome> Chicago, IL\n<saotome> Philadelphia, PA\n<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins
bash.org #2446:\n \n*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has joined #gamedev\n<blahblahb> !list\n*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has left #gamedev\n<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing
bash.org #2451:\n \n<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048\n<toot> 1K = 1024
bash.org #2456:\n \n<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? \n<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics \n<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
bash.org #2457:\n \n<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled
bash.org #2460:\n \n<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab \n<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.
bash.org #2461:\n \n<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
bash.org #2464:\n \n<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?
bash.org #2465:\n \n* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend
bash.org #2467:\n \n<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper
bash.org #2468:\n \n<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person
bash.org #2469:\n \n<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth
bash.org #2470:\n \n<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass  \n<Fade_> err your ass
bash.org #2471:\n \n<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?
bash.org #2472:\n \n<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
bash.org #2473:\n \n<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age
bash.org #2474:\n \n<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight  \n<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month?
bash.org #2478:\n \n<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/
bash.org #2479:\n \n<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet\n<Screwy> and lost 30 days
bash.org #2481:\n \n<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways \n<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it? \n<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch
bash.org #2482:\n \n<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers \n<althea> fucked up i mean
bash.org #2483:\n \n<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
bash.org #2485:\n \n<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"
bash.org #2486:\n \n<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?
bash.org #2489:\n \n<pesert> Command line?\n<pesert> Is that like a special cable?
bash.org #2491:\n \n<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..\n<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar
bash.org #2495:\n \n<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?
bash.org #2496:\n \n<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.
bash.org #2497:\n \n<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me \n<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals
bash.org #2498:\n \n<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
bash.org #2499:\n \n<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?\n<amsea_> 17:06\n<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
bash.org #2500:\n \n<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
bash.org #2501:\n \n<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic
bash.org #2502:\n \n<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a programmer?
bash.org #2504:\n \n<iRalph> i'm not a cunt\n<iRalph> although...\n<iRalph> you are what you eat
bash.org #2506:\n \n<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
bash.org #2507:\n \n<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?\n<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
bash.org #2508:\n \n<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy\n<regulatin> thats disgusting\n<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass
bash.org #2512:\n \n<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song\n<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
bash.org #2515:\n \n<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."\n<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine\n<ckx> :/
bash.org #2516:\n \n<rewben> we are not perverts ;p\n<akiron> speak for youself ;)
bash.org #2517:\n \n<hye> sex caffeine and computing power\n<tia> hehe\n<hye> the trinity
bash.org #2522:\n \n<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT\n<orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN\n<orion> back to starcraft editing
bash.org #2523:\n \n<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:\n<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.\n<merkaba> thats pretty good berz\n<berzerk0r> i like it\n<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme
bash.org #2525:\n \n<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want\n<Wolf4dk> For a buck?\n<Wolf4dk> That's all I got\n<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more\n<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?\n<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!\n<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian\n<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much
bash.org #2535:\n \n<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..\n<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..\n<gloone> there's something wrong with me :\|
bash.org #2539:\n \n(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? \n(metalfrog) yeah \n(metalfrog) he lives with my ex
bash.org #2542:\n \n<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway\n<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs\n<PolestaR> how fast is it?\n<DooD> about 15 mph\n<PolestaR> pfft\n<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that
bash.org #2544:\n \n<bunni> your dick is small!!!\n<bunni> i can't even see it!!!\n<monkey> because i am girl!!!!
bash.org #2545:\n \n<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick
bash.org #2546:\n \n<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?\n<immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls\n<immi> ?\n<wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months\n<wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi
bash.org #2549:\n \n<eras3r> who the hell is digdug?\n<element_a> he used to be an old video game\n<element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel\n<element_a> tragic
bash.org #2550:\n \n<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
bash.org #2551:\n \n<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do?
bash.org #2552:\n \n<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it\n<McMoo> that's excellent\n<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"
bash.org #2553:\n \n<PrEs_WhO> in 50 years there will be only 2 english word\n<PrEs_WhO> fuck and Dude
bash.org #2555:\n \n<@SYch0> fuck\n<@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought\n<@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again
bash.org #2556:\n \n<spyd3rman> what about battlenet?\n<spyd3rman> are they still using the cd key\n<CoMBo> no battlenet checks to see if you have zits and glasses, then it lets u on
bash.org #2557:\n \n<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot\n<cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl\n<cugar`class> and all the sudden\n<cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH"
bash.org #2558:\n \n<McMooo> the hell.\n<McMooo> my sister invited some friend over to use my computer\n<McMooo> and failed to tell me\n<McMooo> so i get back from physics and there's a strange girl in my room.\n<McMooo> a girl in my room is strange enough as it is
bash.org #2559:\n \n<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz?\n<BlackDeth> no\n<BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter\n<BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye\n<BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming\n<BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad\n<gb> sure you werent\n<BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls\n<blazemore> did he apologize
bash.org #2562:\n \n<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does \n*** EPIK has left #gzhq
bash.org #2563:\n \n<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb\n<DAL9000> look at tasmboy\n<DAL9000> and you'll feel better.\n* logosmani looks\n<Rud0lf> heh\n<TasmBoy> its not working\n<DAL9000> because you're you.\n<DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity.
bash.org #2564:\n \n<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only?\n<OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course\n<OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd\n<OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx\n<OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx\n<OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format\n<OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf\n<OldSkoolS> then real media
bash.org #2566:\n \n<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes\n<timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE
bash.org #2567:\n \n* terra melts JDigital\n* JDigital melts\n* JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie
bash.org #2570:\n \n<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts.\n<Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade"
bash.org #2571:\n \nLord x Bee: then where do you get them? \ngeoffduman: usenet\nLord x Bee: irc.usenet.net?
bash.org #2574:\n \n<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are\n<blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died
bash.org #2575:\n \n<Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English
bash.org #2576:\n \n<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.\n<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.\n<dregan> Skillz.
bash.org #2579:\n \n<peng> NOT JUST A PEN\n<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN\n<peng> IT GLOWED\n<peng> IT WAS AWESOME\n<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY\n<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU\n<peng> I think she used it as a dildo.
bash.org #2580:\n \n<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :)\n<M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;)\n<salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money?\n<M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;)\n<salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL
bash.org #2583:\n \n<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank?\n<novocain> you can't\n<novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint\n<novocain> because you're 16\n<tenfour> haha
bash.org #2585:\n \n<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once\n<wild-> Lepper_: that was me\n<wild-> u heat it in the microwave\n<SYch0> wtf
bash.org #2586:\n \n<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?\n<wild-> get a baggie\n<wild-> dump some lube in it\n<wild-> then stick yer dick in it\n<wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress\n<wild-> then go to town\n<BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion\n<wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com
bash.org #2587:\n \n*** Joins: mxman (68gmc910@hsdb-sktn-248-25.sasknet.sk.ca)\n<mxman> wtf\n<mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :(
bash.org #2589:\n \n[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on\n[Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs\n[Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good looking arse
bash.org #2590:\n \n<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
bash.org #2595:\n \n<matts_> Okay! So  I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape!\n<nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?\n<matts_> description\n<matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format\n<nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info\n<Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?\n<matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT\n<Plot> what?\n<Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon?\n<matts_> I was kidding
bash.org #2601:\n \n<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed\n<Violus> woah, sweet\n* Violus installs ICQ
bash.org #2602:\n \n<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT
bash.org #2604:\n \n<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji
bash.org #2605:\n \n* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts\n* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha\n<dregan> Oh shit.
bash.org #2606:\n \n<BlackDeth> warez b dum\n<BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine\n<BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods\n<BlackDeth> do smth useful
bash.org #2613:\n \n<kyourek> KEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!\n<DrWoody> ... What?\n<kyourek> Just practicing my karate.
bash.org #2614:\n \n<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating
bash.org #2615:\n \n<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity\n<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session
bash.org #2617:\n \n<Plot> I was either going to die now\n<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast\n<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened\n<Plot> I went into kitchen\n<Plot> switched a bulb\n<Plot> and wham\n<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball\n<theForger> woah dude\n<C--> damn\n<Jyrsija> jesus\n<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.
bash.org #2618:\n \n*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks\n*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan\n<TomHanks> {S gotmail
bash.org #2629:\n \n<spazzer> ahh fuck \n<spazzer> i did it again \n<spazzer> spilled tap ramen juice in my lap twice \n<Cured> see and I thought you were just singing along to Britney Spears
bash.org #2632:\n \n<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole
bash.org #2635:\n \n<asr> 'fo sheezy. \n<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.
bash.org #2636:\n \n<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool
bash.org #2637:\n \n<_Bas_> I want to be a database admin and part time mechanic when I graduate
bash.org #2647:\n \n<d1giPhux>  ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS\n<sm0ke>  and crash them into tents
bash.org #2648:\n \n<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen
bash.org #2652:\n \n<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?\n<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub
bash.org #2653:\n \n<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #2657:\n \n<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.
bash.org #2662:\n \n(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.
bash.org #2664:\n \n<DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they thought I gave them.  Finally he gives me a $10 back + change and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and I'm an asshole.\n<DTOX> I drove back and apologized and gave them back the $10 they gave me\n<CoMBo> stick it to the man\n<DTOX> combo:  I have a fucking job, I don't need to lie at McDonalds to make money you lazy fucking raft nigger
bash.org #2666:\n \n(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.
bash.org #2667:\n \n<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking\n<BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is "who the fuck are you"
bash.org #2680:\n \n~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.
bash.org #2681:\n \n*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup-67.25.73.97.Dial1.Raleigh1.Level3.net) has joined #winprog\n<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs
bash.org #2682:\n \n*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance
bash.org #2683:\n \n<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods\n<PolestaR> in space\n<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell\n<PolestaR> I donno for sure
bash.org #2685:\n \n<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos
bash.org #2694:\n \n(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
bash.org #2701:\n \n<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist\n<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!\n<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D
bash.org #2702:\n \n(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"\n(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly
bash.org #2705:\n \n(kap) damn im gassy tonight\n(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness\n(kap) i could punish you guys forever
bash.org #2706:\n \n(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:\n(adm) SUX
bash.org #2707:\n \n(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc\n(crystalize) whats her nick?\n(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master\n(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
bash.org #2708:\n \n(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s\n(ashke) like some 15 year old kid\n(ashke) and show him the internet\n(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY"
bash.org #2713:\n \n(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?
bash.org #2718:\n \n<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
bash.org #2721:\n \n<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
bash.org #2723:\n \n<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.\n<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^\n<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.
bash.org #2724:\n \n<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.\n<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
bash.org #2725:\n \n* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much\n<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/\n<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind
bash.org #2728:\n \n<neutrl> i don't have any tables\n<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...\n<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!\n<hypr> i highly doubt that
bash.org #2730:\n \n[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings\n[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too
bash.org #2731:\n \n<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic
bash.org #2732:\n \n<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me \n<Apathetic> really? \n<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse \n<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something \n<Apathetic> :/ \n<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse \n<im3t8> :/
bash.org #2735:\n \n<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like
bash.org #2738:\n \n<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
bash.org #2742:\n \n<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers
bash.org #2743:\n \n<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
bash.org #2744:\n \n<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles. \nLongi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank
bash.org #2745:\n \n<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.
bash.org #2746:\n \n<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."
bash.org #2752:\n \n* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0 \n<core> aiel: netscape ? \n<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
bash.org #2753:\n \n<vman_> wow\n<vman_> 2 iranians in here\n<vman_> amazing\n<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS\n<vman_> HAHA!
bash.org #2755:\n \n<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
bash.org #2757:\n \n*** Now talking in #honda\n*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'
bash.org #2761:\n \n<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"\n<evenpar123> and so on\n* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
bash.org #2765:\n \n<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(
bash.org #2767:\n \n*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)\ncivicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston\ncivicsi on #cars \ncivicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle\ncivicsi End of /WHOIS list.\n*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars\n<civicsi> uhhh\n<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?\n<Tokae> we are l33t\n<Darn> haha he hacked you\n<KK> shutup jason\n<civicsi> how did you do that?\n<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.\n<KK> Mr Preston\n<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts\n<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
bash.org #2768:\n \n*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)\n\n<nomis_nehc> whoa\n\n<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?\n\n<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?
bash.org #2770:\n \n<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
bash.org #2771:\n \n<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.\n<Kashan> did he leave you a new window
bash.org #2773:\n \n<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment\n<michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller
bash.org #2774:\n \n*** Amanda sets mode: -s\n<DAL9000> i feel naked now.
bash.org #2776:\n \n<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something\n<PX_> (:
bash.org #2778:\n \n<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
bash.org #2779:\n \n<[Fee]> I watch univsion\n<[Fee]> and galavision\n<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes\n<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying\n<[Fee]> but ass is univeral
bash.org #2780:\n \n*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)\n*** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog\n<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?\n<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you\n<loopback> oh, ok
bash.org #2785:\n \n* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
bash.org #2789:\n \n<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP\n<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!
bash.org #2790:\n \n(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet
bash.org #2792:\n \n<pupkick> 37?\n<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?
bash.org #2793:\n \n* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT\n* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER\n<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
bash.org #2794:\n \n<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.\n<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.\n<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average\n<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people\n<Viscant> tragic: Damn them.
bash.org #2795:\n \n(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"\n(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away
bash.org #2796:\n \n(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
bash.org #2802:\n \n<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...
bash.org #2805:\n \n<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd.  She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen."  She goes "I just saw goonies.  Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"\n<_Shorty> haha\n<LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?"  "Yes."  *hands her baron munchausen.*\n<blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line
bash.org #2809:\n \n<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;) \n<Mac]{> I think she still wants \n<Mac]{> I see her every week \n<Mac]{> :P \n<k3vil> see == ? \n<Mac]{> uhh \n<k3vil> see \n<k3vil> where.. in bed? :) \n<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room \n<k3vil> hahaahah \n<Mac]{> and /op her #bed \n<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i \n<k3vil> haha \n<Mac]{> :P \n<k3vil> /msg #ear whore! \n<Mac]{> haha \n<k3vil> /part #legs \n<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger \n<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her \n<k3vil> /join #pussy \n<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy \n<Mac]{> heh \n<Mac]{> /kickban her \| /notice her come back next week \n<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids \n<k3vil> hehehe
bash.org #2812:\n \n<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes?\n<shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses
bash.org #2817:\n \n<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..\n<neck> i cant get it up\n<neck> i mean get up
bash.org #2819:\n \n<neck> i no longer wear tshirts\n<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak
bash.org #2820:\n \n[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend\n[Duckarse] ditto\n[incorrect] there's always ebay
bash.org #2823:\n \n<ThaDragon> =) (=\n<ThaDragon> =* *=\n<ThaDragon> =**=\n<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*\n<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<\n<ThaDragon> *SLAP*\n<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8\n<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.\n<ThaDragon> =P
bash.org #2829:\n \n<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys
bash.org #2830:\n \n*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars\n*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF\n* bigdick slides into BigCunt\n*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars\n<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday
bash.org #2831:\n \n<snag> you know whats funny\n<snag> im big\n<snag> but im not that fat\n<eldee> that's what all fat people say
bash.org #2832:\n \n-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!
bash.org #2834:\n \n<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!\n<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
bash.org #2835:\n \n<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls\n<MrP-> and my tits are to die for!
bash.org #2837:\n \n<maff> yoga fire!\n<timmo> yoga flame!\n<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
bash.org #2839:\n \n<drBoston> DGMage : asl\n<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.\n<drBoston> never\n<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
bash.org #2841:\n \n<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin\n<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector
bash.org #2844:\n \n*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp\n<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?\n<Nilx> HELP
bash.org #2847:\n \n*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the backseat cause kids.\n*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel
bash.org #2854:\n \n<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?
bash.org #2856:\n \n<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?
bash.org #2857:\n \n<zacs> wow\n<zacs> my name on slashdot\n<zacs> i can retire\n<zacs> and live on fame alone\n<iddy-h> *nod*
bash.org #2858:\n \n* semi realises that  my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer\n<MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc
bash.org #2860:\n \n<semi> +\n<semi> oops\n<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end\n<MrP-> +\n<MrP-> oops\n<MrP-> same here
bash.org #2861:\n \n[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.\n[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.\n[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.\n[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.\n[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood
bash.org #2867:\n \n<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;>\n<boozie> haha\n<KiZeR> good lord\n<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy
bash.org #2868:\n \n<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP \n<Gethoht> OP?\n<Gethoht> oh, op\n<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin
bash.org #2870:\n \n* FiShYmAn kills Noddy\n* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50\n[Noddy ] rfol\n[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way
bash.org #2871:\n \n[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons\n[incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for
bash.org #2875:\n \n<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time\n<artoh8su> no, i dont\n<matts_> oh\n<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name
bash.org #2877:\n \n<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children. \n<AlmtyBob> wow\n<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job\n<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak
bash.org #2879:\n \n<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple.
bash.org #2880:\n \n<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days\n<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way\n<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit
bash.org #2881:\n \n<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock\n<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.
bash.org #2882:\n \n<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit
bash.org #2884:\n \n<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?\n<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows\n<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is\n<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)\n<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?
bash.org #2887:\n \n<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers.\n<McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.
bash.org #2888:\n \n<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog \n<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
bash.org #2889:\n \n<Berzerker> Life is hard.\n<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.\n<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE
bash.org #2892:\n \n<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.
bash.org #2893:\n \n<Berzerker> i shit too big\n<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper\n<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much\n<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it\n<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"
bash.org #2895:\n \n<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ
bash.org #2897:\n \n<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot
bash.org #2898:\n \n<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge
bash.org #2899:\n \n*** hypr changes topic to '.'\n<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.
bash.org #2902:\n \n<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation
bash.org #2903:\n \n<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD
bash.org #2904:\n \n<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation\n<Berzerker> and like\n<Berzerker> he cant even stand up\n<Berzerker> so hes like\n<Berzerker> wtf
bash.org #2905:\n \n<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE\n<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD
bash.org #2906:\n \n<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it
bash.org #2907:\n \n<Berzerker> hey\n<Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house?\n<Berzerker> swallow the leader.
bash.org #2908:\n \n<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability\n<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
bash.org #2909:\n \n<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.
bash.org #2910:\n \n<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground  \n<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad  \n<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel  \n<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand  \n<Berzerker> and like  \n<Berzerker> poop!
bash.org #2911:\n \n* Berzerker gets hungry  \n* Berzerker eats his e's  \n*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
bash.org #2912:\n \n<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?
bash.org #2913:\n \n<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?  \n<ding> HAWT PAWKETS
bash.org #2915:\n \n<EFX> What's a dikfor?
bash.org #2916:\n \n<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"  \n<DaRkShaMe> hi santa
bash.org #2921:\n \n(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)\n(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge\n(Idler): Starting to get really big now\n(Idler): Might have to kill it some day\n(NX): did u try to eat it?\n(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
bash.org #2922:\n \n<Snag> on another note\n<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?\n<eldee> fake tan shit?\n<eldee> wtf?\n<Snag> ya\n<Snag> i have supah white arms\n<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude
bash.org #2923:\n \n<michael-> shut up\n<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today\n<kisama> heh\n<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
bash.org #2925:\n \n<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?\n<evenpar123> dog?\n<evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"
bash.org #2927:\n \n<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?\n<Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener\n<Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working
bash.org #2928:\n \n<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked.  Send pics."\n<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue.\n<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw.  He liked the messiness.
bash.org #2929:\n \n<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :)\n<qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ?\n<Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused ..\n<neck> oh hell yeah\n<neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker
bash.org #2930:\n \n<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger?\n<MightyQuinn> easy\n<MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers
bash.org #2931:\n \n<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to\n<profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit\n<al-x> hey\n<al-x> americans say "rather" too\n<al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"
bash.org #2933:\n \n<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later\n<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement
bash.org #2934:\n \n<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her.\n<Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.\n<Potato> So I just don't try.\n<Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.\n<Potato> I mean, c'mon.\n<Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black.  Like Shaftzilla.\n<memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?\n<Potato> Yes.\n<Potato> Yes he did.
bash.org #2935:\n \n<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny
bash.org #2937:\n \n<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.\n<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week
bash.org #2938:\n \n<BlackDeth> man this sucks\n<BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless\n<BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit
bash.org #2940:\n \n<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ?\n<sparatik> tell him she has an STD
bash.org #2941:\n \n<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D
bash.org #2942:\n \n*** Now talking in #cars\n*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'\n<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?\n<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then
bash.org #2949:\n \n<al-x> pam anderson had implants\n<al-x> had them taken out\n<al-x> just had them put back in\n<al-x> she proly has zippers\n<al-x> under her arms\n<al-x> or somethign
bash.org #2952:\n \n<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in\n<Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot
bash.org #2954:\n \n<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN\n<dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN\n<dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm..
bash.org #2955:\n \n<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party
bash.org #2956:\n \n<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much\n<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days
bash.org #2957:\n \n<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn\n<brucel33t> I bet they give good head\n<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold\n<Reul> or what's in his sack
bash.org #2958:\n \n<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh\n<BenK> no\n<BenK> I race hardcore racers\n<BenK> people with tinted windows\n<BenK> and 20 inch rims\n<datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?
bash.org #2959:\n \n<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you\n<Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?\n<blazemore> heh yeah\n<Apoc> irc is just wierd\n<Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met
bash.org #2960:\n \n<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me
bash.org #2962:\n \n[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate
bash.org #2963:\n \n<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it\n<Geothermal> you too eh
bash.org #2965:\n \n*** emul8or__ (ume@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #winprog\n*** delete[] sets mode: +b *!*@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net\n*** emul8or__ was kicked by delete[] (banned: <emul8or__> you cant perm ban me)
bash.org #2966:\n \n<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here\n* FMJaguar > all of you
bash.org #2967:\n \n<DAL9000> remember the XFL?\n<DAL9000> me neither\n<hex86> huh?\n<hex86> the women's football thing?
bash.org #2973:\n \n<Xta-C> i really need a gf\n<Xta-C> ROFL\n<Xta-C> gf3 even\n<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
bash.org #2977:\n \n(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie\n(PeeDeeCee) indeed\n(siege) same with alcoholism\n(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet\n(siege) hahaha
bash.org #2987:\n \n(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box
bash.org #2990:\n \n<dodge> i should be in bed myself ...\n<dodge> oh wait, i am
bash.org #2991:\n \n<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be\n<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
bash.org #2993:\n \n<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic\n<michael-> reeediculous\n<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat
bash.org #2994:\n \n(phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS\n(evulanjal) lol\n(qdial) that sounds ghetto\n(qdial) what will it do?\n(phibor) nothing, just like true niggers.\n(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA\n(phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too
bash.org #2995:\n \n<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back
bash.org #2998:\n \n<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again
bash.org #2999:\n \n<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.\n<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!\n<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
bash.org #3000:\n \n*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'\n<incorrect> that an offer woota?
bash.org #3004:\n \n<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)
bash.org #3006:\n \n<djLiKu> 8=========D \n<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size? \n<djLiKu> yeah \n<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
bash.org #3010:\n \n<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin \n<Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin... \n<Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.
bash.org #3011:\n \n<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
bash.org #3014:\n \n{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off\n{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will\nxceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs
bash.org #3017:\n \n<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab
bash.org #3019:\n \n<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket\n<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?\n<yossarian> yes, MSBucket\n<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?\n<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET\n<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?\n<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
bash.org #3021:\n \n<ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED
bash.org #3022:\n \n[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'
bash.org #3026:\n \n<kisama> you know what's hilarious\n<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned\n<kisama> then walking around all furtive\n<DooD> ...\n<kisama> hhahaha\n<kisama> i did that today\n<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice\n<kisama> but i was in art all day\n<kisama> with my zipper down\n<kisama> and a long shirt\n<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P\n<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
bash.org #3027:\n \n<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex
bash.org #3029:\n \n<Acero> Acero = Steel\n<Acero> my nick used to be Steel\n<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel\n<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin\n<BaNe> not steel
bash.org #3038:\n \n<Javi> irc is like a cigarette\n<Javi> you know it's bad for you\n<Javi> but you just can't stop
bash.org #3039:\n \n<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
bash.org #3040:\n \nquits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)
bash.org #3041:\n \n<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top
bash.org #3043:\n \n<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC\n<Jumper> irl sex, that is\n<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)\n<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex?\n<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.\n<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser
bash.org #3045:\n \n*** beltic has joined #html\n<beltic> hey folks..\n<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?\n<myn> #php\n<beltic> thanks.\n*** beltic has left #html
bash.org #3046:\n \n<tomg> er I have no comment on this.\n<tomg> :P\n<Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P\n<tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P
bash.org #3052:\n \n<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?\n<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
bash.org #3053:\n \n<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.\n<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?\n<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
bash.org #3060:\n \n<J0RD4N>	where do they find these retards?\n<reptile_>	randomly picked from dalnet
bash.org #3061:\n \n<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again\n<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor\n<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause\n<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause\n<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause\n<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause\n<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour\n<MadScribe> geezus\n<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
bash.org #3063:\n \n<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical\n<dregan> Mehh.\n<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
bash.org #3065:\n \n<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry\n<putnam> and crying is so special\n<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america
bash.org #3066:\n \n<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...\n(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.\n(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is\n(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.
bash.org #3067:\n \n<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan\n<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan
bash.org #3068:\n \n<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?
bash.org #3074:\n \n<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!\n<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001
bash.org #3075:\n \n(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)
bash.org #3076:\n \n<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
bash.org #3077:\n \n<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension
bash.org #3078:\n \n*** Now talking in #catholic\n<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
bash.org #3079:\n \n<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.
bash.org #3089:\n \n<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case?
bash.org #3090:\n \n<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t???
bash.org #3098:\n \n<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee \n<snag> you need to fuck first \n<snag> then you can be picky
bash.org #3099:\n \n<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now\n<spazzer> what the FUCK
bash.org #3100:\n \n<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.\n<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.
bash.org #3101:\n \n<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel
bash.org #3102:\n \n<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
bash.org #3105:\n \n<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
bash.org #3106:\n \n<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock\n<Javi> you'd blow me?\n<Maxstah> javi i'd swallow\n<Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality \n<Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with
bash.org #3110:\n \n<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone\n<putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this\n<putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with:\n<putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
bash.org #3111:\n \n(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?\n(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln\n(Samadhi) He may check you though\n(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth\n(Brodie) Sweet\n(Brodie) This is win win
bash.org #3118:\n \n<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?\n<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
bash.org #3124:\n \n<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...\n<Joshua> i don't know what that means...\n<Joshua> 'too horny'?\n<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
bash.org #3130:\n \n<berly> *puh*  You can call me anything you want!\n<Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten\n<Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation...
bash.org #3132:\n \n<sQuEeDeN> so much homework\n<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework\n<shift> ass
bash.org #3134:\n \n<friedegg>          _.---._    /\\n<friedegg>       ./'       "--`//\n<friedegg>     ./              o \n<friedegg>   ././  )______   __ \n<friedegg> ./   / /     \| \|   7\n<friedegg>       "     "    "  "\n<friedegg>          _.---._    /\\n<friedegg>       ./'       "--`//\n<friedegg>     ./              o \n<friedegg>   ././  )______   __ \n<friedegg> ./   / /     \| \|   7\n<friedegg>       "     "    "  "\n<b\|ubeard> eek\n<friedegg> shhh\n<friedegg> i'm observing wildlife
bash.org #3143:\n \n* soya-88 squeezes your cock.\n* Tim_K makes sure it's loaded.
bash.org #3145:\n \n* FlipTopBox eats Dicks\n<FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes
bash.org #3146:\n \n<sDB> angelic smells of trout\n<angelic> morning
bash.org #3152:\n \n<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?
bash.org #3154:\n \n<spazzer> !quote *_bas*\n<festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me
bash.org #3155:\n \n<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina
bash.org #3158:\n \n<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
bash.org #3160:\n \n<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny
bash.org #3161:\n \n<aNuBiS-> I think Taurus is greek for Recall
bash.org #3163:\n \n<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored.  linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel!  linux hacker 1: ok.  *hackety-hack*  linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space!  linux hacker 2: w00t.
bash.org #3165:\n \n<myst> so what about you? anything interesting?\n<Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home.\n<Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in*\n<myst> what's your book about?\n<Joshua> lol!\n<Joshua> yup, you're a chick\n<myst> lol\n<myst> rofl
bash.org #3166:\n \n<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol
bash.org #3167:\n \n<myst> nah, snow is cool.\n<Joshua> if you're a bear.\n<myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc.\n<myst> just have to dress for it\n<Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time\n<Joshua> snowboarding\n<myst> oh ouch\n<Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding
bash.org #3168:\n \n<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too\n<myst> skiing easier\n<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.\n<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.\n<myst> lol! ah parents
bash.org #3169:\n \n<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it \n<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that\n<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.\n<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys\n<Joshua> *appologies?\n<Joshua> soemthing like that\n<Joshua> fuck it\n<Joshua> i'm an american\n<Joshua> i don't have to spell
bash.org #3170:\n \n<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney\n<bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs\n<Joshua> nice\n<Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system\n<bits> yep\n<Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system\n<bits> lol
bash.org #3177:\n \n<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows\n<nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech\n<nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech\n<nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech\n<nappyjallapy> fuck them
bash.org #3181:\n \n<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp?\n<Jumper> people still use lisp ?\n<Liqd_Work> people started using lisp?\n<MediArc> people can program?\n<Jumper> ..people ?\n<MediArc> ??\n<drlion> there was light?
bash.org #3186:\n \n(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?"
bash.org #3188:\n \n<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN!\n<Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass
bash.org #3194:\n \n<dot> one sex\n<dot> eek\n<dot> sec\n<dot> damn that typo\n<Alexander> sure\n<Waldo> paging doctor freud...\n<Waldo> paging doctor freud...
bash.org #3195:\n \n<dot> i make that typo irl too\n<dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then...\n* dot gets confused about real life\n<dot> real life... has no keyboards...\n* dot tries to remember this
bash.org #3199:\n \n<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did
bash.org #3200:\n \n<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts\n<Deathwinter> Really?\n<_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat
bash.org #3201:\n \n<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well.\n<Tool> i think you should hate me\n<Waldo> that's a given\n<Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.
bash.org #3210:\n \n<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux\n<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock\n<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s \n<Waldo> was they?!?!\n* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye
bash.org #3212:\n \n<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up.
bash.org #3213:\n \n*** devolve (corruptor@203-96-106-108.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined\n<devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it\n<aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand?
bash.org #3216:\n \n<Evil_Rob> JLsoft:  Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people.
bash.org #3217:\n \n<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do.
bash.org #3218:\n \n<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn\n<duckman> so he sent you here?\n<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes\n<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...\n* Joshua takes off his pants
bash.org #3221:\n \n<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license?\n<blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off\n<SementE> blazemore:  oh.. I forgot to add airline
bash.org #3222:\n \n<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks\n<spazzer> shit\n<spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it
bash.org #3223:\n \n<[prefix]> hahahah\n<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit\n<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #\n<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass
bash.org #3224:\n \n<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right\n<phish> ...now I just need to find my pants
bash.org #3225:\n \n<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my westworld dvd
bash.org #3227:\n \n<memo> rgiorew09u34290\n<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!
bash.org #3229:\n \n* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room\n<WestBeach> oops\n<WestBeach> i meant to type...\n<WestBeach> uhhh\n<WestBeach> airplane
bash.org #3230:\n \n<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet\n<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
bash.org #3231:\n \n<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex\n<JerkItgrl> HAHA\n<JerkItgrl> with what?
bash.org #3233:\n \n<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !
bash.org #3237:\n \n<Tisha> dialup boy! \n<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)\n\n*** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #3239:\n \n<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation
bash.org #3240:\n \n* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone\n(RatWork) it's for you
bash.org #3243:\n \n* yossarian doesn't have a middle name\n<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"
bash.org #3244:\n \n*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript\n<rmah> greetings fellow humans\n<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?\n<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans\n<JibberJim> fair point.
bash.org #3246:\n \n<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand
bash.org #3249:\n \nBogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed\nBogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH\nBogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
bash.org #3254:\n \n(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass\n(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.
bash.org #3259:\n \n(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.
bash.org #3260:\n \n<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy\n<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze\n<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
bash.org #3261:\n \n<Splortch> i should diet \n<Komando> chop off the t and just die
bash.org #3265:\n \n<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch\n<HondaRace> ;)\n<Shok> no\n<Shok> i'm embarassed\n<poste> how much?\n<HondaRace> he sucked my dick\n<Shok> i felt used and dirty after\n<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day\n<spicrx7> you got ripped off
bash.org #3268:\n \n<DrWoody> lol wtf...  I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On  A Date] from MOM"
bash.org #3275:\n \n<cynica_l> i hate babies\n<Gollum`> i hate people\n<cynica_l> i hate you\n<profett> i have 3 guns\n<profett> we can solve some problems
bash.org #3280:\n \n<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes\n<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces
bash.org #3281:\n \n<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up\n<ZeroZerv> i'm timid\n<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out\n<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours\n<ZeroZerv> wtf is that\n<Dildosaur> that should do\n<ZeroZerv> does that work?
bash.org #3282:\n \n<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on.
bash.org #3283:\n \n<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded?\n<roded> vmware doesn't actaully\n<Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again\n* Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked\n<JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the ladies.
bash.org #3286:\n \n*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)\n<roded> i'm going to bed
bash.org #3290:\n \n(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me\n(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/
bash.org #3292:\n \n<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"
bash.org #3293:\n \n<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?\n<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...
bash.org #3295:\n \n(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.\n(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month
bash.org #3297:\n \n<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!\n<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!\n<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!\n<Bullywug> Hey!\n<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!\n<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)
bash.org #3300:\n \n<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head?\n<StoneDog> Didn't bug me.
bash.org #3301:\n \n<acetonic> are you a total dipshit? \n<O-Dogg> fuck you \n<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"\n<O-Dogg> fuck you
bash.org #3304:\n \n<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!
bash.org #3305:\n \n<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work\n<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?\n<aNuBiS-> habib\n<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex
bash.org #3308:\n \n<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :)\n<DAL9000> To remove your ban, please submit the request for ban removal form(FRM-4391B-R5) with all neccessary materials, including passport photograph and notorized statement of intent to abide by rules, and your ban will be reviewed for removal within 4 to 8 business days. In the meantime all inquiries may be directed to www.google.com.
bash.org #3315:\n \n<FallLine> heh wtf\n<FallLine> some people are stupid\n<FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software...\n<FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log\n<FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out\n<FallLine> scans it in\n<FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document\n<FallLine> and only the first 100 lines\n<FallLine> hehe
bash.org #3316:\n \n<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html\n<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^\n<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers\n<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."
bash.org #3318:\n \n<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2\n* @Epyon[UOPG] faints\n*** Joins: Buster\n<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?\n<Buster> self-arousal\n<Buster> im pretty sure.
bash.org #3319:\n \n<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city\n<Blaz_> heather locklear\n<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something\n<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
bash.org #3320:\n \n<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee\n<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great!  Growing so fast!\n<spd-dmn> aw\n<spd-dmn> got any pics?\n<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?\n<KK-> lol\n<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?\n<spd-dmn> ahaha\n<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy\n<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?\n<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?\n<spazzer> shit\n<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
bash.org #3321:\n \n<Road> { private: long member; }\n<Road> but for me, that would be a long long\n<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.\n<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow\n<DAL9000> hah.\n<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump anyway\n<Road> hahah, ouch\n<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER COUNTER.
bash.org #3322:\n \n*** Now talking in #coffee\n<DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE\n<DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA\n<DigDug> CAFFEINE\n<DigDug> WOOT!!!!!!\n<DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE\n<DigDug> ^_^
bash.org #3324:\n \n<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!\n<Acero> what do i do now\n<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix\n<Acero> i hate fucking networking\n<SD_Washu> rtfm?\n<Acero> i did\n<Acero> i read it like 3 times\n<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section\n<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers\n<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
bash.org #3326:\n \n<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket \n<SD_Washu> nah \n<SD_Washu> all you have to do \n<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk
bash.org #3327:\n \n<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?\n<feerit> .gay
bash.org #3332:\n \n<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is \n<spicrx7> duh spazz \n<spicrx7> that's like saying... \n<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats" \n<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass \n<TheDrip> up his ass rather
bash.org #3334:\n \n<lan_rover> i hate reruns.\n<DAL9000> as do i\n<lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive."
bash.org #3340:\n \n(koch): !need some help \n(koch): !anyone in private please \n(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing \n(@dc): hes an idiot \n(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina \n(@Lynkx): shit \n(@Lynkx): don`t werk
bash.org #3341:\n \n<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?\n<Chucker-away> the Yankees\n<bishop> the sox\n<MicroChip> you guys are so female
bash.org #3342:\n \n<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?
bash.org #3345:\n \n<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard...\n<thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell
bash.org #3348:\n \n<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch
bash.org #3351:\n \n<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?\n<kolby> maybe nWo will return\n<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?
bash.org #3352:\n \n<drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux\n<drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks
bash.org #3353:\n \n<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k?\n<nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat.\n<mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid\n<mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd\n<mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way\n<nitrifik_> CMYKOOL\n<nitrifik_> I'd buy it.
bash.org #3354:\n \n<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black
bash.org #3356:\n \n<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!!\n<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
bash.org #3358:\n \n<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav\n<spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock."\n<ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies\n<spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav\n<spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more
bash.org #3360:\n \n<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated\n<kolby> it never gets old\n<kolby> i think that's what love is
bash.org #3362:\n \n<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
bash.org #3363:\n \n<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me\n<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big\n<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder.  It all depends on how far I was willing to go\n<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
bash.org #3369:\n \n<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad\n<hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little?\n<C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
bash.org #3371:\n \n<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB\n<orion>  HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER\n<orion> this is a NIGHTMARE\n<orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death\n<Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made\n<Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick\n<Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be
bash.org #3373:\n \n<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
bash.org #3375:\n \n<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person
bash.org #3376:\n \n<Kraz> I am bored with the internet\n<Kraz> believe it or not\n<Kraz> there are no more "killer apps"\n<Kraz> it's all a big let down\n<Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d
bash.org #3377:\n \n[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?\n[20:21] <KidHype> 2\n[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers\n[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?\n[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
bash.org #3388:\n \n<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf.\n<Ponder> All because he stopped smoking\n<tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
bash.org #3389:\n \n<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc?\n<Ad0> my gf wants to see it\n<Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants\n<Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
bash.org #3391:\n \n<AaronStJ> I'd buy it.  And by buy, I mean warez
bash.org #3392:\n \n<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it..\n<Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included\n<XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs\n<boozie> haha\n<XDDD> but im kinda weird\n<XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards
bash.org #3403:\n \n* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn\n<IZS> rm -rf /
bash.org #3407:\n \n<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha\n<timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME\n<timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'
bash.org #3408:\n \n<steve-kun> everybody's someone else's nigger
bash.org #3409:\n \n<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists  saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end\n<grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
bash.org #3410:\n \n<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial\n<ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king\n<ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc\n<ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY\n<grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!!\n<grifferz> fucking scary eh\n<ben> yes\n<grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames.  I DO NOT KNOW
bash.org #3411:\n \n<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then\n<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
bash.org #3413:\n \n[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...\n[DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis
bash.org #3415:\n \n<Crappy> tbe \n<Crappy> er\n<Crappy> the internet is cool\n<Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"
bash.org #3416:\n \n<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? \n<Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over...\n* Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll\n*** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR\n<Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works\n* Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle
bash.org #3421:\n \n<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there.\n<DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them\n<L33TKnight> your good deed for the day?\n<DrWoody> I like to give back to society.
bash.org #3423:\n \n<aNuBiS-> hit it before before puberty does\n<aNuBiS-> thats my motto
bash.org #3432:\n \n<grifferz> I love vim so much\n<grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over\n<grifferz> but vim's love is pure\n* ben moves away\n<grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend\n* IZS calls for the men in white coats
bash.org #3433:\n \n<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. \n<Wes> how were you suffocating?\n<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
bash.org #3435:\n \n<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today\n<Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black\n<Maxstah> i told him thats ironic\n<Maxstah> he got pissed
bash.org #3439:\n \n<dodge> i tell ya\n<dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow...\n<Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...
bash.org #3448:\n \n<timmo> you know what makes me laugh\n<timmo> web cam chicks\n<timmo> who try to lick their own nipples\n<timmo> but fall short
bash.org #3451:\n \n<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism
bash.org #3452:\n \n<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll\n<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"\n<tobdude> LOL\n<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price\n<Blackmail> ew, a used one\n<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either\n<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail\n<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html\n<aNuBiS-> hahah\n<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll\n<tobdude>  thats so wrong\n<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll\n<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy\n<CanOfSpam> oh
bash.org #3453:\n \n<Jumper> which one are you reading ?\n<snot> security experts ( news.com.com )\n<Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons\n<Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough\n<Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS\n<snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe\n<Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now
bash.org #3454:\n \n<Mike> ARGH SHIT\n<Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS\n<Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE\n<Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL\n<Mike> bye bye everyone\n*** Mike (~M@194.165.170.168) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed)\n<Jumper> heh\n<Jumper> "phone"
bash.org #3456:\n \n<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off' \n<Flav> "a few months?  sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
bash.org #3457:\n \n<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
bash.org #3460:\n \n<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin
bash.org #3464:\n \n<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes\n<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!\n<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal
bash.org #3469:\n \n<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs\n<blazemore> time to reboot\n<ScumDog> that's so retarded\n<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad\n<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)\n<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
bash.org #3474:\n \n<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
bash.org #3483:\n \n<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo\n<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo\n<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges\n<Geek-> lol\n<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?\n* blazemore is away
bash.org #3485:\n \n<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
bash.org #3487:\n \n<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered\n<]Di[ein> get some 5's\n<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)\n<Vandium> A FESTIVA\n<Vandium> ROFL!\n<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
bash.org #3498:\n \n<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);
bash.org #3500:\n \n<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary
bash.org #3502:\n \n<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther"\n<chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)
bash.org #3509:\n \n<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!\n<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.\n<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
bash.org #3510:\n \n<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*\n<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !! \n*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)\n<Nyphur> oops \n<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server
bash.org #3523:\n \n<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain.
bash.org #3524:\n \n<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?\n<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?\n<xpander> is that a euphemism?\n<Ouroboros> Possibly\n<Ouroboros> Shhh\n<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.\n<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time\n<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"\n<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day\n<Affe> oh wait\n<Affe> we're being subtle
bash.org #3526:\n \n<Korben> tits \n<darkraZor> yes, tits \n<Soopa> i agree \n<darkraZor> ...indeed
bash.org #3532:\n \n<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"
bash.org #3535:\n \n<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex, Tanya.
bash.org #3539:\n \n<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here \n<Crappy> it's pedantic
bash.org #3547:\n \n<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>\n<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>\n<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman>
bash.org #3550:\n \n<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy  \n<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up.  and she said it burned her hahaa
bash.org #3551:\n \n<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine\n<GiRLiE> thought of u
bash.org #3552:\n \n<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times\n<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times.\n<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.\n<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help\n<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain\n<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway\n<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....
bash.org #3554:\n \n<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money?\n<@bytraper> loan\n<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process\n<@incorrect> scam
bash.org #3556:\n \n<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago\n<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks
bash.org #3557:\n \n<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?"\n<mightyflo> that's an odd question\n<redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?\n<mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote\n<mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair
bash.org #3559:\n \n<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that\n<Geothermal> he better be joking\n<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight\n<Kazz-readin> Yeah.  Fight the power!\n<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
bash.org #3560:\n \n<evilbadz> can i show you my function?\n<DAL9000> never on a first date.
bash.org #3561:\n \n<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim\n<nitrifik_> I'd play it.\n<FE2work> what r u a spic ?\n<blazemore> haha\n<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?\n<blazemore> or even a whole word
bash.org #3563:\n \n<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE\n<Slant> ANYTHING\n<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.
bash.org #3565:\n \n<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture\n<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'\n*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)\n*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined\n<DMC[tiky]> haha\n<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
bash.org #3566:\n \n<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?\n<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.
bash.org #3568:\n \n<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx?\n<matts> hx =hax0red
bash.org #3572:\n \n*** Villager has joined #akpcep\n<Villager> damn AOL\n<Joshua> ...\n<Alexander> hi vill\n<Joshua> jesus shit!\n<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!\n<Joshua> i thought you were joking...
bash.org #3575:\n \n<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world\n<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up\n<pagan> and he gets weak\n<pagan> =)\n<jstepka> hell yeah
bash.org #3576:\n \n* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.
bash.org #3577:\n \n<Corranfox> GF?\n<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...\n<Corranfox> guitar freaks\n<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all
bash.org #3578:\n \n<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.\n<matts> hahah\n<[prefix]> haha\n<matts> What a doofus\n<skycriesx> whered u read that\n<myzery> the onion
bash.org #3579:\n \n<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking\n<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion\n<Slant> that now I can whack\n<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right
bash.org #3580:\n \n<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:\n<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]\n<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)\n<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;\n<Slant> else\n<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;\n<Slant> no wait.\n<mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha\n<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;\n<animegoth> lol\n<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!\n<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code
bash.org #3581:\n \n<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food\n<Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food.\n<Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span.\n<Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house.\n<Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored.
bash.org #3582:\n \n<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is.
bash.org #3584:\n \nMrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law
bash.org #3587:\n \n<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server??\n<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah\n<cheezwiz> eldee\n<cheezwiz> really?\n<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect\n<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all \n<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished
bash.org #3588:\n \n*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)
bash.org #3589:\n \ne l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school"
bash.org #3591:\n \n<Slant> ....\n<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..\n<FutabaAoi> !\n<Slant> four baby.\n* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.
bash.org #3594:\n \n<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in\n<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap\n<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.\n<Reo> and it's too late for many of us
bash.org #3597:\n \n<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION\n<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH\n<kisama_> alright\n<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
bash.org #3599:\n \n<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do\n<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks
bash.org #3600:\n \n<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner\n<BombScare> damn im lazy
bash.org #3602:\n \n<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though\n<SilverJag> I guess \n<Baby-d> you guess!?!\n<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!\n<Baby-d> :)\n<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa
bash.org #3604:\n \n(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey
bash.org #3610:\n \n<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP\n<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
bash.org #3611:\n \n<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills\n<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock
bash.org #3613:\n \n<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?\n<Hedge> quite sober actually\n<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?\n<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober\n<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)\n<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?
bash.org #3614:\n \n<Waters> I practice safe sex\n<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on
bash.org #3615:\n \n<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...
bash.org #3616:\n \n<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
bash.org #3618:\n \n<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
bash.org #3619:\n \n<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN \n<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
bash.org #3620:\n \n<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
bash.org #3621:\n \n<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion\n<noj> no it isn't\n<noj> you puss\n<djcrom> ok let me rephrase\n<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
bash.org #3625:\n \n<nakke> !dictionary fellatio\n<FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio.\n<FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.] \n<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
bash.org #3627:\n \n<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved
bash.org #3630:\n \n<blazemore> omg i love this song\n<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)\n<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song
bash.org #3632:\n \n<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
bash.org #3634:\n \n<tyne> my life consists of 2 things\n<tyne> music\n<tyne> and debt
bash.org #3635:\n \n<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
bash.org #3636:\n \n<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate\n<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
bash.org #3638:\n \n<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here\n<jube> Village Idiot
bash.org #3646:\n \n<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
bash.org #3647:\n \n*** Now talking in #funadultchat\n<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun
bash.org #3650:\n \n(@watchy): hey io \n(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction \n(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm \n(@watchy): haha \n*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood) \n(@[IO]): or not
bash.org #3651:\n \n[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'
bash.org #3652:\n \n<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
bash.org #3658:\n \n* auslandr pokes lint in the eye\n<EigenLint> no poking.\n* auslandr stabs lint in the eye\n<auslandr> better?
bash.org #3659:\n \n<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
bash.org #3660:\n \n<FlipTopBox> oooh!  i want a p'zone!\n<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."\n<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
bash.org #3661:\n \n<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing\n<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. \n<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'\n<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that\n<mightyflo> sell her on ebay\n<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'\n<mightyflo> LQQK!
bash.org #3662:\n \n<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!
bash.org #3663:\n \n<TURBOMEAT> gross\n<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese\n<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD\n<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals\n<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
bash.org #3664:\n \n<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack\n<mappyman> still in backorder\n<Hiko> heh\n<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?\n<mightyflo> just crack it\n<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
bash.org #3668:\n \n<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.\n<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.\n<tenfour> eew\n* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour\n<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer
bash.org #3670:\n \n<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage\n<Object> you just don't do that
bash.org #3672:\n \n<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section\n<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/\n<Slant\|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?\n<Steve-3> 9 bids so far\n<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay\n<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early\n<Slant\|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.\n<Slant\|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!
bash.org #3673:\n \n<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.\n<MightyQuinn> no you won't.\n<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!\n<dregan> Would you like to test that?\n<MightyQuinn> no.\n<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
bash.org #3677:\n \n<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican
bash.org #3679:\n \n*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth\n<fr33b1rth> shit...\n<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn
bash.org #3680:\n \n<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd\n<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall\n<scummo> Dr Q's.\n<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!\n<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on\n<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."\n<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
bash.org #3681:\n \n<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house\n<Ouroboros> What's a house?
bash.org #3682:\n \n<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?\n<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.\n<Ouroboros> You know, cable.\n<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
bash.org #3684:\n \n<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code\n<dodgey> quite cute... eheh\n<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais\n<dodgey> actually, what did she say
bash.org #3685:\n \n<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs
bash.org #3687:\n \n<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in the river
bash.org #3689:\n \n<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.
bash.org #3690:\n \ngeoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::\ne l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
bash.org #3694:\n \n<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff\n<CrackHoe> well I could\n<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest
bash.org #3695:\n \n<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me\n<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while\n<CorranFox> well since last night anyways\n<CorranFox> care to listen?\n<Slant> Sure. Do tell.\n<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'...
bash.org #3697:\n \n<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning\n<Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash browns and a coffee,\n<Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a bite\n<Joshua> ...\n<Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off?\n<Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you?\n<Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the bap, but they all got cold\n<Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came round\n<Joshua> oh\n<Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms\n<Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive
bash.org #3698:\n \n<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...\n<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.\n<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
bash.org #3703:\n \n[dodgey   ] wow!\n[dodgey   ] somthing fucken weird happened\n[dodgey   ] i just deleted porn :\|
bash.org #3704:\n \n<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips away!\n<gecko__> =[~!\n<Esad> i knew there was a reason i hated cats
bash.org #3705:\n \n<orge> !speedtest\n<orge> (_*_) @ 599Mhz\n<claws03> at 907Mhz\n<hydro-> niggers picking cotton @ 998Mhz\n<jestuh> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1696Mhz\n<bos-> >=[ @ 341Mhz\n<bradley> jerkin it @ 306Mhz\n<DigDug> 207.4 millions of cycles per second :-o
bash.org #3706:\n \n<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees\n<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/
bash.org #3707:\n \n* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]\n* Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]
bash.org #3710:\n \n<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring\n<Epesh> for everywhere\n<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage
bash.org #3711:\n \n<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish\n<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
bash.org #3719:\n \n<hit_doctor> Man, I had the longest shit today at work. my legs went numb
bash.org #3720:\n \n<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce
bash.org #3721:\n \n<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead
bash.org #3723:\n \n<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs.
bash.org #3726:\n \n<zeepe> swede girls are legendary\n<Janus120> can i have one?\n<zeepe> well\n<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock\n<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener
bash.org #3728:\n \n<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.\n<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it
bash.org #3733:\n \n<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :)
bash.org #3734:\n \n<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better\n<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped
bash.org #3736:\n \n<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed 'dance'
bash.org #3737:\n \n<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?\n<Lawd> u2 and umm\n<Lawd> fuck thats it\n<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......\n<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band\n<Lawd> yeah they are\n<blazemore> hahaha\n<lonelyfig> no they arent\n<Lawd> they started out as a punk band\n<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person\n<Lawd> haha wtf :\|
bash.org #3743:\n \n<Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual\n<Scofco> shame I'm not gay\n<Scofco> I'd make a good gay guy
bash.org #3748:\n \n<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))?\n<JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use.\n<Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some?
bash.org #3749:\n \n<Mir> I'm based on a true story\n<eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for homos? :)\n<Mir> no....\n<Mir> not a book\n<Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was.\n<eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?)\n<eldee> bwahahhaa\n<boozie> hahaha\n<Mir> no\n<Mir> the guy that was.   theres no more words, I put the . in there.\n<eldee> dang\n<eldee> he's right.\n<eldee> punctuation's a bitch\n<boozie> poop
bash.org #3751:\n \n<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY\n<djcrom> I ACCEPT VISA, MASTERCARD, AND WEED.
bash.org #3752:\n \n<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon\n<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here \n<spazzer> actually\n<spazzer> chew \n<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first\n<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)\n<ChewToy> she puts out!\n<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first\n<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?\n<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass\n<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret\n<ChewToy> :>\n* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that\n<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o
bash.org #3753:\n \n<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking?
bash.org #3755:\n \n<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy\n<tyne> but green peace is too much\n<tyne> navy is too hard\n<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into\n<tyne> so\n<tyne> my final answer is\n<tyne> bartender!!
bash.org #3756:\n \n<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC\n<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?\n<Ad0> almost\n<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop
bash.org #3757:\n \n<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?\n<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
bash.org #3761:\n \n<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black (check)... leather & studded wristbands (check)... mad stare (check) \n<[ric]> she has all the hallmarks of a good date if you ask me... now if we could just add a some mental instability and bizarre drinking habbits then we have my perfect woman
bash.org #3762:\n \n<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that gothornot.com  ... I'll never get any work done now.
bash.org #3763:\n \n<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought KFC they would rename it "warm dead bird"
bash.org #3764:\n \n<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of scoring with anyone seem to see *me* as their ideal partner\n<tommy_> ditto\n<ric> maybe, it's my good looks, my charm, my generosity.... \n<ric> or perhaps it's my hat of meat... just who knows?
bash.org #3768:\n \n<changO-> dude\n<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number\n<changO-> what is this shit\n<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE
bash.org #3770:\n \n<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend\n<kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.
bash.org #3774:\n \n<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days without sex? try 19 years!!!\n<ine> i think there is an additional restriction regarding masturbation as well, MrP-\n<kalani> LOL\n<SprSamat> hrmm\n<MrP-> oh
bash.org #3776:\n \n<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.\n<Morris> hahaha\n<Morris> must've given an AP student a B
bash.org #3777:\n \n<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing \non irc?\n<[ric]> oh, yeh.. it's because I am always typing on irc.. :)
bash.org #3780:\n \n(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(\n(nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still on the desk\n(nexxai) D:
bash.org #3781:\n \n<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be illegal
bash.org #3783:\n \n(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive\n(acidxxx) dial 0 and start talking nasty\n(acidxxx) takes them at least 45 seconds before they hang up on you\n(acidxxx) "I wanna take you doggie style in this phone booth and rub your head in the chewing gum"
bash.org #3784:\n \n<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not investigate that any further...
bash.org #3787:\n \n<Dst> revenge is sweet\n<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold\n<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream\n<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter\n<Dst> i like your twisted logic there\n<Joshua> i like boobies.
bash.org #3791:\n \n<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day
bash.org #3792:\n \n<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java
bash.org #3794:\n \n<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
bash.org #3800:\n \n<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? \n<Jumper> is this a trick question ?
bash.org #3806:\n \n*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234)\n* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid
bash.org #3807:\n \n[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
bash.org #3809:\n \n<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon\n<Scofco> I pass out\n<Scofco> well, I actually faint\n<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
bash.org #3810:\n \n<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego
bash.org #3817:\n \n<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music
bash.org #3828:\n \n<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"\n<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.\n* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?\n<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.\n<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
bash.org #3830:\n \n<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though\n<ScumDog> don't take it wrong\n<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
bash.org #3831:\n \n<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head
bash.org #3833:\n \n<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.\n<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value\n<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
bash.org #3834:\n \n<dot> *shrug*\n<dot> i know most references\n<dot> because i am ... whats that word?\n<dot> i know stuff
bash.org #3835:\n \n<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P\n<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
bash.org #3837:\n \n<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb\n<Sam\|foo> ok\n<Slant> ok, reboot.\n<Sam\|foo> brb\n* Slant nods.\n<-- Sam\|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)\n<FlipTopBox> sucka.  he's doomed, isn't he.
bash.org #3838:\n \n<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect.  It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.\n<Potato> I'd even say it bites.\n<JDigital> lol kthx
bash.org #3840:\n \n[neckarse] well berret tesratr\n[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...
bash.org #3841:\n \n[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE \n[17:29:32] [Xta-C    ] COOL! \n[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
bash.org #3842:\n \n<Ash> Op me so hard.
bash.org #3846:\n \n<d1cer> omfg\n<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world\n<d1cer> :/\n<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg\n<LivinDead> lol\n<LivinDead> how big was it?\n<d1cer> umm\n<d1cer> k\n<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
bash.org #3848:\n \n<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)\n<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher\n<latez> lol\n<latez> we've got a medic
bash.org #3849:\n \n<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
bash.org #3851:\n \n<shin_k> rez is great though\n<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually\n<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS\n<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet\n<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
bash.org #3852:\n \n<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
bash.org #3855:\n \n<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay\n<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED\n<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive\n<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.\n<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
bash.org #3857:\n \n<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"\n<nitrifik_> I'm not.\n<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway\n<nitrifik_> exactly.\n<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.
bash.org #3858:\n \n<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. \n<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window \n<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down \n<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat \n<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me \n<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper \n<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat \n<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
bash.org #3864:\n \n<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages\n<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
bash.org #3868:\n \n<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?\n<moonsee> heh\n<moonsee> apparently not yours
bash.org #3869:\n \n<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
bash.org #3870:\n \n<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?\n<Suriv> i do \n<thunderka> you do what?
bash.org #3871:\n \n<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost
bash.org #3872:\n \n<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually \n<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs? \n<rox-work> i should hope so \n<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong \n<spazzer> nah, poste is confused \n<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob \n<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob \n<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
bash.org #3873:\n \n<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus
bash.org #3874:\n \n<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands\n<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast\n<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts\n<Scofco> it would rid gang violence\n<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle\n<Scofco> with a simple name change\n<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE\n<Hostile> AGREED
bash.org #3876:\n \n<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day\n<AlmtyBob> not me\n<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.\n<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole\n<Infe> and you have to steal again!
bash.org #3877:\n \n<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company \n<Soopa> work on my growing cock! \n* Soopa has a way with words \n<toNe> and a way with cocks \n<Soopa> yeah that too
bash.org #3878:\n \n<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? \n<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up \n<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it? \n<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it \n<nARcOtIC]> right \n<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier \n<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
bash.org #3880:\n \n<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning\n<Wyatt> being late rules.\n<furandfx> periods\n<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
bash.org #3883:\n \n<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls
bash.org #3885:\n \n<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
bash.org #3887:\n \n<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today\n<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...\n<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked\n<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too\n<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building\n<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in\n<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it\n<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
bash.org #3888:\n \n<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!\n<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn
bash.org #3893:\n \n<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
bash.org #3894:\n \n<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop\n<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?\n<gc> do the math\n<cabbage> haha\n<ian> what math\n<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)\n<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?\n<gc> no its the cache,
bash.org #3898:\n \n*** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani\n<opinion> hey guys\n<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION\n*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion
bash.org #3902:\n \n<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?\n<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff\n<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
bash.org #3905:\n \n<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce\n<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move\n<Rbrt> yepp neil\n<closedown> did you just have a kid?\n<Rbrt> yes i did\n<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool\n<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho\n<closedown> ah\n<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage\n<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
bash.org #3908:\n \n*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.)
bash.org #3909:\n \n<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park\n<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
bash.org #3912:\n \n<i4get> life sucks.\n<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out\n<i4get> X(\n<i4get> funny Waldo
bash.org #3913:\n \n<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games\n<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware\n<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
bash.org #3917:\n \n* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers\n<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow.  ;-)\n<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.\n<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.\n<FlipTopBx> where's he live?\n<mightyflo> the land of kirk\n<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then
bash.org #3918:\n \n<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
bash.org #3920:\n \n<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina\n<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint\n<blazemore> construct your own vagina?\n<djLiKu> yes\n<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11\n<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
bash.org #3925:\n \n<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??\n<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1\n<O_6> what language are you speaking?\n<gg0dd> c++\n<matts> hahaha
bash.org #3926:\n \n<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?\n<phubuh> 13\n<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS
bash.org #3927:\n \n<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8\n<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
bash.org #3928:\n \n<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm\n<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal\n<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
bash.org #3931:\n \n<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex\n<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves
bash.org #3932:\n \n<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
bash.org #3934:\n \n<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants\n<D1> need some backup?\n<D1> I mean...\n<D1> ok, that was really gay.\n<maff> I don't get down like that d1\n<D1> I apologize.\n<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1
bash.org #3935:\n \n*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)\n*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax\n<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
bash.org #3936:\n \n<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..\n<+Christin1> how do i do that
bash.org #3937:\n \n<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name \n*** amit is now known as newname
bash.org #3938:\n \n<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words\n<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
bash.org #3939:\n \n<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...\n<Nyphur> ... o_0
bash.org #3944:\n \n(seiki) &google inflatable+goat\n(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html
bash.org #3946:\n \n<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls\n<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox\n<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?
bash.org #3947:\n \n<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
bash.org #3969:\n \n<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us\n<blazemore> and asking which bands we like\n<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them\n<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"\n<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"\n<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them\n<ScumDog> as a universal message of love\n<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
bash.org #3970:\n \n<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?\n<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.\n<Scofco> ...\n<Scofco> what's mung?\n<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.\n<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks\n<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
bash.org #3973:\n \n<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?\n<suds> i dunno\n<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail\n*** suds has some standards\n<suds> noone under 18\n<suds> now that i'm 22\n<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.\n<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
bash.org #3974:\n \n[OutLore  ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....\n[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P\n[OutLore  ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)\n[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds\n[OpsuPup  ] but you're l33t woota\n[OpsuPup  ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?\n[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
bash.org #3975:\n \n<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.\n<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was\n<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
bash.org #3976:\n \n<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids\n<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen\n<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
bash.org #3979:\n \n(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?
bash.org #3984:\n \n[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF\n[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix\n<mightyflo> that was quick.
bash.org #3985:\n \n<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes\n<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today\n<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
bash.org #3990:\n \n<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
bash.org #3991:\n \n<DAEMON> marked by circumcision \n<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
bash.org #3992:\n \n<Matt> so much hostility \n<Spike> for such a tiny little hole
bash.org #3993:\n \n* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv \n<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip. \n<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
bash.org #3995:\n \n<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!
bash.org #3998:\n \n<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
bash.org #3999:\n \n<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.
bash.org #4004:\n \n<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
bash.org #4008:\n \n<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 \n<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
bash.org #4012:\n \n<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
bash.org #4013:\n \n<Joshua> how's the recording going?\n<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...\n<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building\n<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?\n<Lexx> they were both stillborn\n<Lexx> as were their parents\n<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life\n<Joshua> wow...
bash.org #4014:\n \n<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?\n<Joshua> things are just things\n<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass\n<Joshua> tire\n<Joshua> *tired\n<Alamias> Cool..  I always hated midterms\n<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
bash.org #4015:\n \n<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade\n<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
bash.org #4016:\n \n<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me\n<djglitch> she is sexy\n<tyne> lol\n<tyne> u got her number\n<tyne> "0"
bash.org #4019:\n \n<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails\n<drlion> like foxes\n<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"\n<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
bash.org #4021:\n \n<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked\n<Synoptica> whats that?\n* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
bash.org #4026:\n \n*** crunchybl has joined #xml\n<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here
bash.org #4027:\n \n<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
bash.org #4032:\n \n<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night\n<blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :\|\n<mightyflo> cdrs before hos
bash.org #4033:\n \n<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer
bash.org #4036:\n \n<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL!\n<mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image
bash.org #4037:\n \n<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis\n<ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life
bash.org #4039:\n \n<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...
bash.org #4040:\n \n<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet????
bash.org #4043:\n \n<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
bash.org #4044:\n \n<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day.   Hmmm... I'm about due....  I'll be back in 10..
bash.org #4050:\n \n<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison
bash.org #4054:\n \n<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK\n<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows?
bash.org #4056:\n \n([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks?
bash.org #4061:\n \n(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand \n(@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand ! \n(@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle \n(+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups \n([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper?
bash.org #4062:\n \n<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?\n<DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing\n<orion> kill;\n<jestuh> kill\n<jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do
bash.org #4064:\n \n<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist\n<FreshBrew> i never ever do it\n<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
bash.org #4065:\n \n<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it\n<Mazroth> too many potatoes there\n<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh\n<Mazroth> in fountains.\n<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka
bash.org #4068:\n \n<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed\n<K34R> but i will be one day <3
bash.org #4070:\n \n<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default\n<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary\n<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass\n<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?\n<uneasier> no i feel big\n<uneasier> and shiny\n<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?\n<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged
bash.org #4075:\n \n<Zooropa> :B \n<Lynkx> you have an ass on your chin
bash.org #4076:\n \n*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined #snogs\n<tyne> uh\n<tyne> who are u?\n<matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs \n<BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it\n<BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him\n<BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller!\n<matts> HAHAHA\n<hypr> shut up flamer\n<BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs
bash.org #4077:\n \n<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered\n<eldee> ditto.. 2k per eye though\n<eldee> i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :)\n<enos> i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet\n<enos> it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts\n<BombScare> i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it\n<BombScare> like 20 seconds and you can see\n<eldee> BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast\n<eldee> god bless america!\n<eldee> or something\n<BombScare> hah
bash.org #4078:\n \n<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P\n<Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P\n<fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P\n<Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P\n<Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P\n<DeadRinga> with your lungs?\n<z0rg> Mukluk hahahah\n<Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P
bash.org #4080:\n \n<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so when she would wake up she would have a mound of jizz on her body some where?\n<ar5WRK> Not like i ever did that.\n<ar5WRK> Just wanting to know...\n<ar5WRK> ...
bash.org #4082:\n \n<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :)\n<JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat.\n<[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me
bash.org #4083:\n \n<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!\n<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!\n<winmutt> ric thats scares me\n* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings\n<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)\n<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes, just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!\n* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his foot...
bash.org #4084:\n \n<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss
bash.org #4087:\n \n<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P\n<jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah\n<jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :)\n<boxed> well, that happens too\n<jwzrd-> boxed++\n<nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3 nights ago
bash.org #4097:\n \n<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read..  http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D
bash.org #4098:\n \n<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea. \n<akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven\n<akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of  irc\n<akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.
bash.org #4099:\n \n(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows
bash.org #4102:\n \n<FlipTopBox> Concatenate?\n<mightyflo> its something sexual\n<FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby.\n<mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class
bash.org #4105:\n \n* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it\n[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right\n* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
bash.org #4108:\n \n<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/
bash.org #4109:\n \n*** williard (~buttertop@sdn-ar-003njnbruP070.dialsprint.net) has joined #oscars\n<williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame
bash.org #4110:\n \n<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex.\n<ruiner> my sex isn't powdery and orange
bash.org #4111:\n \n<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_<
bash.org #4113:\n \n[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game
bash.org #4118:\n \n<orange1> i think i got it figured out.\n<orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"
bash.org #4119:\n \n* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s]\n<BDawkins> party on\n<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!\n<Yourname> lol\n<sycon> heh\n<TpS> the stains were really bad
bash.org #4123:\n \n<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause afterward she was tryin to play it IRL\n<HA[OffDay]Dima> i thought i was gonna die on the way home
bash.org #4125:\n \n<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass
bash.org #4129:\n \n<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet?\n<eldee> babyd gets as much play as my atari
bash.org #4130:\n \n<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server?\n<JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>
bash.org #4131:\n \n<prence> o \n<prence> h \n<prence> m \n<prence> y \n<prence> g \n<prence> o \n<prence> d \n<prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs \n<prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@!  she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck
bash.org #4133:\n \n<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really\n<ScumDog> pretty much\n<TURBOMEAT> it's subjective\n<mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)
bash.org #4134:\n \n<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile \n<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
bash.org #4140:\n \n<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think\n<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?\n<uneasier> they were heavily drugged\n<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that
bash.org #4143:\n \n<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?\n<Jan__> mmm braized testicle\n<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti\n<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!\n* uneasier runs away
bash.org #4150:\n \n<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...\n<Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber
bash.org #4151:\n \n<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead\n<BucWork> he is in Europe\n<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi
bash.org #4152:\n \n<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?\n<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick
bash.org #4154:\n \n<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache
bash.org #4155:\n \n<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though\n<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"\n<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though\n<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either
bash.org #4157:\n \n<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.
bash.org #4158:\n \n* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)\n<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie?  why deaf?\n<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear  =)
bash.org #4159:\n \n<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?\n<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft
bash.org #4161:\n \n<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site\n<JaseGuru> If you pay me I will\n<xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here\n<\|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free
bash.org #4162:\n \n<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too\n<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start"  rhelic:"it needs a new starter"  lex:"so how do i fix it?"  rhelic:"get a new starter"  lex:"does that mean i have to get one?"  rhelic:"are you an idiot?"\n<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend\n<lex> i am a girl
bash.org #4164:\n \n<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless
bash.org #4167:\n \n<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im\n<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs
bash.org #4169:\n \n<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
bash.org #4170:\n \n<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
bash.org #4172:\n \n<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch
bash.org #4173:\n \n<johnnybad> nice guys finish last\n<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway?  the guy to finish last?
bash.org #4174:\n \n<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text\n<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)
bash.org #4175:\n \n<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
bash.org #4182:\n \n<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass\n<Object> that's just harsh\n<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
bash.org #4186:\n \n<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?\n<Alexander> just boring\n<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?\n<Alexander> well ok boring and shit
bash.org #4193:\n \n<SomeGuy> damn\n<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/
bash.org #4198:\n \n<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing\n<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
bash.org #4200:\n \n*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison))
bash.org #4201:\n \n<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps\n<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms
bash.org #4202:\n \n<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama\n<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet\n<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles
bash.org #4203:\n \n<zeron> :))))))))))\n<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling\n<ckx> all 50 chins
bash.org #4204:\n \n<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock
bash.org #4205:\n \n<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes\n<Lepper> like star shaped
bash.org #4207:\n \n<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent\n<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks\n<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :\|
bash.org #4208:\n \n<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?\n<bucshott> pocket pool\n<bucshott> ;P\n<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game\n<bucshott> see told ya it was good
bash.org #4209:\n \n<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders\n<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
bash.org #4216:\n \n<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION
bash.org #4218:\n \n(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo\n(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"\n(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom\n(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet\n(Q`) :-P\n(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself\n(Q`) Hahaha
bash.org #4224:\n \n<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...
bash.org #4226:\n \n<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass
bash.org #4231:\n \n(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes
bash.org #4232:\n \n<ian__> Am I gay?\n<qin> yes.\n<ian__> ahhhh\n<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right
bash.org #4233:\n \n<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota\n          corrola\n<Focus2001> oh man'\n<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?\n<pagan> ;p\n<coug_> LOL
bash.org #4235:\n \n<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday\n<prence> i didnt know i had used it before\n<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum
bash.org #4236:\n \n<SaeNoDa> but I wont\n<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?\n<mightyflo> winning?
bash.org #4237:\n \n<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life\n<Kashan> masturbate more\n<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it\n<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"\n<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
bash.org #4238:\n \n<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt \n<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish' \n<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :) \n<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish \n<Scofco> i hate seafood
bash.org #4239:\n \n<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day\n<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored
bash.org #4243:\n \n<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch
bash.org #4247:\n \n[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?
bash.org #4248:\n \n<Dark_un> monitors so dark\n<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2\n<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker
bash.org #4249:\n \n<Altoid> patience, young skywalker\n<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!\n<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....\n<Altoid> mmmm\n<Altoid> danish\n<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears
bash.org #4253:\n \n<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me
bash.org #4255:\n \n<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?\n<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.\n<brock101> -_-\n<brock101> thanks, i knew that\n<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i\n<@WheelOr> I suppose so.
bash.org #4256:\n \n<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
bash.org #4257:\n \n<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
bash.org #4260:\n \n<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p\n<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS\n<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
bash.org #4262:\n \n<jestuh> we are professional idlers\n<jestuh> we don't get paid to chat!
bash.org #4265:\n \n<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
bash.org #4274:\n \n<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman\n<Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour
bash.org #4275:\n \n<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~
bash.org #4276:\n \n<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil\n<R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition\n<mightyflo> zombie soccer!\n<mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies\n<mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff\n<nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies\n<nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever
bash.org #4278:\n \n<BombScare> i beat the internet\n<BombScare> the end guy is hard
bash.org #4280:\n \n<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:\n<O_6> wtf\n<O_6> goddamn keyboard\n<O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!\n<matts> interesting autobiography
bash.org #4281:\n \n<Zybl0re> get up\n<Zybl0re> get on up\n<Zybl0re> get up\n<Zybl0re> get on up\n<phxl\|paper> and DANCE\n* nmp3bot dances :D-<\n* nmp3bot dances :D\|-<\n* nmp3bot dances :D/-<\n<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
bash.org #4284:\n \n<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade\n<toxic> :)\n<toxic> no actually not lesbians\n<CrdStang> hahaha\n<toxic> but that they could finger themselves\n<spazzer> lol\n<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!\n<sy\|{0ti\|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th grade \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin em round \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys " \n<CrdStang> LOL\n<sy\|{0ti\|{> yeah \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> by the time i was in 5th grade \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> i was a regular jerk a holic \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin school to do it \n<sy\|{0ti\|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit school to do it fulltime
bash.org #4285:\n \n<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2 \n<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."\n<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
bash.org #4287:\n \n<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N)\n<Foxie> Y\n<Foxie> Y\n<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN
bash.org #4291:\n \n<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1\n<_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's\n<travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the"
bash.org #4301:\n \n(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME
bash.org #4303:\n \n<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican.\n<Guilty> I dont get it\n<BR4D> youre so elton john\n<Guilty> That I get
bash.org #4304:\n \n<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me\n<K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise\n<K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson
bash.org #4305:\n \n<DTOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr? \n<DTOX> I'm in the wrong line of work... \n<Xyrem> DTOX : that's about the most boring job i've seen \n<Xyrem> putting pills into a bottle \n<DTOX> and in your pocket \n<DTOX> and in your mouth \n<DTOX> and in people's drinks
bash.org #4306:\n \n(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class\n(xyst) qurve is freezing his ass?\n(bc) qurve is freaking in my ass\n(nexxai) QURVE HAS A FAT ASS\n(xyst) QURVE STOP TOUCHING MY ASS\n(seiki) QURVE LIKES IT IN THE ASS\n(^[QuRvE]^) It's nice having friends.
bash.org #4308:\n \n<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :)
bash.org #4310:\n \n<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile.\n<Slant> Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately.\n<Slant> Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-)
bash.org #4311:\n \n<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school\n<_8ight> it died that nite :(
bash.org #4314:\n \n<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks\n<madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here'
bash.org #4319:\n \n<orion> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized genitals\n<Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again
bash.org #4321:\n \n<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections\n<kung_fu_mike> and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure\n<FlipTopBox> if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her?\n<kung_fu_mike> cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl\n<kung_fu_mike> well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed\n<mightyflo> and run everything from behind the scenes\n<kung_fu_mike> from behind is right
bash.org #4322:\n \n<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!\n<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.
bash.org #4326:\n \n<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES\n<MrFreeze> AND THEY WERE LIKE 1" ACROSS\n<MrFreeze> MMM THEY WERE YUM!\n<noj> and 2 feet high!
bash.org #4328:\n \n<Nice_Guy> i love u \n<kcb0ddah> i love you too \n<kcb0ddah> what is your credit card number?
bash.org #4330:\n \n<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream?\n<Gen\|us> a black mans cock\n<ismell> you toenails ?\n<Booyah> crib death
bash.org #4333:\n \n*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts\n*Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood
bash.org #4337:\n \n<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default\n<Lord-Data> its like they come factory fitted with a fully body kit :)
bash.org #4349:\n \n<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.\n<Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified.\n<Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.\n<Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow.\n<Kashan> he's waiting for your call
bash.org #4351:\n \n<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK AND EXPOSE YOU TO THE RISK OF FUTURE HEART DISEASE.
bash.org #4352:\n \n<Khrosscpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you.
bash.org #4355:\n \n<Semi> What are you talking about?\n<Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.
bash.org #4356:\n \n<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal
bash.org #4360:\n \n<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.\n<RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you?
bash.org #4361:\n \n<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot karma ;)
bash.org #4363:\n \n<taz> 0x0020   5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470        P."8....GET.http\n<taz> 0x0030   3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75        ://www.ikea.co.u\n<taz> 0x0040   6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e        k/product_presen\n<taz> 0x0050   7461                                           ta\n<taz> muha\n* taz snooping mothers network traffic
bash.org #4366:\n \n<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT LEAST ONE THIRD THE LENGTH OF AN X-BOX CONTROLLER."
bash.org #4367:\n \n<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!
bash.org #4368:\n \n<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty banana parts fighting\n<wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash it into submission.
bash.org #4372:\n \n<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis
bash.org #4373:\n \n<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow
bash.org #4376:\n \n<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before.
bash.org #4378:\n \n<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP?\n<MrSauce> NOOOOOOO\n<MrSauce> fuck\n<MrSauce> she was so hot\n<EvilRobot> Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to hump her daughter.\n<MrSauce> hrm\n<MrSauce> I'd be 35\n<MrSauce> very possible\n<EvilRobot> See, always look for the silver lining!\n<MrSauce> oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap
bash.org #4380:\n \n<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up.\n<Spork> Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants.\n<Spork> Which he was.
bash.org #4381:\n \n<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN"
bash.org #4382:\n \n<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.
bash.org #4383:\n \n<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold.  I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN FOR DRUG MONEY!
bash.org #4384:\n \n<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.
bash.org #4389:\n \n<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT"
bash.org #4392:\n \n<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but then cancer crashes the party
bash.org #4393:\n \n<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep\n<Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market
bash.org #4394:\n \n<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths
bash.org #4395:\n \n<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN"
bash.org #4397:\n \n<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms
bash.org #4399:\n \n<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target shooting like our neighbours to the south..
bash.org #4400:\n \n<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN.
bash.org #4402:\n \n<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war.
bash.org #4403:\n \n<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO WITTY!
bash.org #4407:\n \n<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100 Hours.
bash.org #4408:\n \n<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets.
bash.org #4410:\n \n<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3
bash.org #4411:\n \n<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.
bash.org #4414:\n \n<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out\n<SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program
bash.org #4415:\n \n<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING.
bash.org #4416:\n \n<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath
bash.org #4419:\n \n<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h
bash.org #4420:\n \n<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero
bash.org #4421:\n \n<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom
bash.org #4422:\n \n<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking
bash.org #4424:\n \n<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements
bash.org #4427:\n \n<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret.
bash.org #4428:\n \n<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow
bash.org #4429:\n \n<tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =( \n<EvilKosh> AND ALSO A REGULAR FARM WITH SEXY TEEN SLUTS WHO GET IT ON WITH FARM ANIMALS
bash.org #4441:\n \n<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you shouldn't, a big smily shiny thing would come out of the computer and momentarily distract the silly person doing something naughty, and the computer would then pick itself up and fly out the window to safety.
bash.org #4442:\n \n<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.
bash.org #4443:\n \n<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE PATRIOTIC EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS IN EUROPE.
bash.org #4444:\n \n<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes
bash.org #4445:\n \n<K0ffing> you should Photoshop Raz ... I'll give you a dollar if you can make his face look less like a butt
bash.org #4447:\n \n<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity\n<happy> flip the bits, STAT \n<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware\n<thirtyseven\|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up.
bash.org #4448:\n \n<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES.
bash.org #4449:\n \n<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal applicator" and didn't think it was really worth it. I think they just included that as a joke.
bash.org #4450:\n \n<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
bash.org #4451:\n \n<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD\n<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
bash.org #4455:\n \n<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate\n<Nephil> :/
bash.org #4456:\n \n<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns"\n<HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1"
bash.org #4457:\n \n<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS\n<phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE\n<phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE\n<Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
bash.org #4460:\n \n<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee.  They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING.  Flush toilet was in parentheses.  So I assumed it was code for something \n<jre> So I "pissed in the sink"
bash.org #4471:\n \n<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed. \n<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!"
bash.org #4472:\n \n<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'. \n<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle.
bash.org #4474:\n \n<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants.
bash.org #4476:\n \n<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version?\n<andy> the dos version of win98?\n<Dreq> yes
bash.org #4478:\n \n<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little fucker in existence.
bash.org #4479:\n \n<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.\n* andy sodomizes Khross\n* Khross orgasms\n<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting.
bash.org #4481:\n \n*** Pope (faykdogpo@AC9654C3.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Sphere\n<Khross> Raped any children lately?
bash.org #4482:\n \n<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR\n<andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.\n<CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY.\n<CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.
bash.org #4488:\n \n<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.\n<FM{FF1}> ...men.\n<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
bash.org #4493:\n \n<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL.
bash.org #4497:\n \n<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick
bash.org #4500:\n \n<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
bash.org #4505:\n \n<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!
bash.org #4509:\n \n<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u\n<CoMBo> with my bear hands\n<refujee> you're a bear?\n<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body?
bash.org #4521:\n \n<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder\n<Alexander> hes just an actor\n<Waldo> damn!\n<Alexander> it wasn't real
bash.org #4525:\n \n<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox\n<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet\n<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch\n<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)\n<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically
bash.org #4575:\n \n<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .\n<Scofco> dear lord\n<phaded> holy good god\n<phaded> how do you sleep at night?!
bash.org #4576:\n \n<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?\n<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program\n<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size\n<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class\n<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea\n<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler\n<_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.\n<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.
bash.org #4583:\n \n<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.
bash.org #4585:\n \n<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed\n<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them\n<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room
bash.org #4599:\n \n*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\\n*** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\
bash.org #4602:\n \n<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE\n<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES\n<kolby> you still in english?
bash.org #4603:\n \n<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game?\n<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.\n<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC.\n<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.
bash.org #4605:\n \n<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like"
bash.org #4606:\n \n<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat!
bash.org #4612:\n \n<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.\n<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.
bash.org #4613:\n \n<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.
bash.org #4616:\n \n<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
bash.org #4618:\n \n<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass"
bash.org #4623:\n \n<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.\n<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.\n<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.\n<lunargirl> Out of dildos.\n<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.\n<lunargirl> Hello?
bash.org #4627:\n \n<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.\n<Khross> YES\n<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.\n<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE\n<Khross> MORE PROFIT\n<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.\n<Khross> YES, OF COURSE
bash.org #4628:\n \n* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element\n*** Element is now known as You\n* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
bash.org #4629:\n \n<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game\n<friedegg> yeah\n<boozie> HAHA\n<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string\n<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews\n<boozie> stealing nickels and shit\n<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit\n<boozie> ah.. thats right\n<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight\n<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up
bash.org #4630:\n \n<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.\n<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life,\n<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.
bash.org #4631:\n \n<ic0n0> i love the midwest\n<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.\n<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?\n<polar> you have something against titties?
bash.org #4633:\n \n<Kyro> searching for: penis \n*** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
bash.org #4637:\n \n<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots\n<OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it\n<SDHawk> I rest my case
bash.org #4643:\n \n<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working \n<Const> Your penis? \n<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!
bash.org #4644:\n \n<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? \n<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
bash.org #4654:\n \n<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob?
bash.org #4658:\n \n<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his cat\n<Zero> My cat is a girl :p
bash.org #4680:\n \n<Raize> can you guys see what I type? \n<vecna> no, raize \n<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
bash.org #4686:\n \n* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P \n<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries... \n<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan \n<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!? \n* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport
bash.org #4693:\n \n*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)
bash.org #4695:\n \n<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain! \n<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!
bash.org #4696:\n \n<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted \n<Drusilla> we do too, Dan. \n<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
bash.org #4698:\n \n<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: \n<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " \n<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but... \n<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
bash.org #4701:\n \n<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.\n<Nate> I have my MCSD.\n<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D\n<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.\n<Nate> But so is manual sex.\n<Nate> :)
bash.org #4705:\n \n*** Hiretsukan has left #verge\n*** Hiretsukan has joined #verge\n<andy> do the first half of that trick again.
bash.org #4706:\n \n<winmutt> lol \n<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke \n<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow \n<winmutt> 4/20 \n<winmutt> LOL \n<winmutt> i just realized this
bash.org #4710:\n \n<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way\n<OneiWilly> cool!\n<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!
bash.org #4713:\n \n<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year\n<travolta> ven?\n<travolta> who is ven?\n<CraiZE> he means VeNoM\n<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta
bash.org #4715:\n \n<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere\n<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store\n<@Spidey> ;[\n<@Spidey> -t+ce?\n<@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?
bash.org #4716:\n \n<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else?
bash.org #4718:\n \n<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048?\n<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone\n<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it
bash.org #4723:\n \n<+DCBastard> just a jpg\n<@m00cow> what of ?\n<+DCBastard> apache ah-64\n<@m00cow> i've got an apache\n<@m00cow> webserver that is
bash.org #4724:\n \n* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly\n<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary\n<furan> haha
bash.org #4730:\n \n(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect.\n(Emo\|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN\n(Emo\|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME\n(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.
bash.org #4733:\n \n<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow\n<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket\n<Guilty> But apparently not\n<maff> you go outside?
bash.org #4734:\n \n<BurntAsh> you know what was funny\n<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died\n<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch\n<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
bash.org #4738:\n \n* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data\n[Synoptica] fuck\n[Synoptica] no i dont\n* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
bash.org #4743:\n \n<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut
bash.org #4745:\n \n<timmo> wtf is sunburn\n<Amanda`> Are you serious?\n<timmo> yes
bash.org #4746:\n \n<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load....\n<morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working\n<_8ight> humm.  well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh?
bash.org #4748:\n \n<watchy_> i'm so fat\n<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was
bash.org #4750:\n \n<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation
bash.org #4751:\n \n<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.\n<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
bash.org #4752:\n \n<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you \n<rhost> with every bullet
bash.org #4753:\n \n<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
bash.org #4754:\n \n<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"
bash.org #4756:\n \n<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.\n<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW\n<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
bash.org #4757:\n \n<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo
bash.org #4758:\n \n<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED\n<mightyflo> times 7.6\n<FlipTopBox> squared\n<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.\n<mightyflo> plus alpha!\n<FlipTopBox> for matching service
bash.org #4759:\n \n<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck\n<Guilty> That will stop the tears\n<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
bash.org #4760:\n \n<timmo> which sucks because\n<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn\n<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll\n<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit
bash.org #4762:\n \n<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars. \n<Toen> you can, if you go outside \n<tatsumi> ...... go where?
bash.org #4765:\n \n<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1\n<m00cow> i wonder what its like\n<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft\n<m00cow> then eats microsoft\n<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos\n<DCBastard> uh-huh\n<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
bash.org #4767:\n \n<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green
bash.org #4768:\n \n*** [ric] is now known as reign\n*** reign is now known as [ric]\n<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time
bash.org #4769:\n \n<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?\n<Scofco> nope\n<kyle> good\n<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE\n<Scofco> either that, or a girl\n<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises\n<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
bash.org #4771:\n \n<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex
bash.org #4773:\n \n<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
bash.org #4774:\n \n<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum\n<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
bash.org #4776:\n \n<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler\n<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?\n<ToiletDuk> jeup\n<ToiletDuk> that's why i own
bash.org #4777:\n \n<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores!\n<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
bash.org #4779:\n \n<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework\n<Lucent> without giving a picture
bash.org #4780:\n \n<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?\n<Lucent> who?\n<Thumb> center for disease control\n<Lucent> i said WHO\n<Thumb> what? i'm asking you\n<Lucent> World Health Organization
bash.org #4781:\n \n<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem?
bash.org #4783:\n \n<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?
bash.org #4786:\n \n<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality \n<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
bash.org #4789:\n \n<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!\n<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:\n<DrWoody> I HATE YOU!  DIE!!
bash.org #4790:\n \n<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her\n<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church\n<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him\n<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha\n<DAL9000> yes\n<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
bash.org #4791:\n \n<Aaron> +v\n*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron\n<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?\n<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)\n<Aaron> +b\n*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com
bash.org #4792:\n \n[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.
bash.org #4795:\n \n<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.\n<The_Roach> You know what that means.\n<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?\n<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?\n<The_Roach> Yes and yes.
bash.org #4797:\n \n<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?\n<detmod> no java, duh\n<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java\n<detmod> what the hell is l337?\n<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR!  YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O
bash.org #4799:\n \n<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory.
bash.org #4800:\n \n<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java?\n<joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java
bash.org #4801:\n \n<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today\n<kisama_> fuck thugs\n<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later\n<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses\n<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
bash.org #4809:\n \n*** Now talking in #bible\n<Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!
bash.org #4813:\n \n<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say\n<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden
bash.org #4814:\n \n<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once,  was there about an hour before i noticed\n<ishmal> lots of girls,  no guys\n<ishmal> thought i was just lucky
bash.org #4815:\n \n<Dabljuh> hey \n<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled \n<Dabljuh> which is simply not true \n*** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))
bash.org #4816:\n \n<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }\nelse { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
bash.org #4818:\n \n<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines?\n<Cyrix> what.\n<jim4> vv: no\n<Cyrix> get a new cd\n<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver\n*** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has left #C++\n<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps\n*** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has joined #c++\n<vvortex3> jerk\n<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver
bash.org #4819:\n \n*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'\n<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?
bash.org #4825:\n \n*** Toramo has joined #---------\n<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!\n<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?
bash.org #4827:\n \n<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180
bash.org #4828:\n \n<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?\n<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard
bash.org #4835:\n \n<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD.  It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
bash.org #4837:\n \n<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"\n<KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle\n<KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices\n<KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?
bash.org #4838:\n \n<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer\n<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct
bash.org #4839:\n \n<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs\n<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise
bash.org #4840:\n \n* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile\n<DuneBoy> missing ) my ass\n<ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek."
bash.org #4842:\n \n<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn\n<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing
bash.org #4843:\n \n<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny\n<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
bash.org #4844:\n \n<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife
bash.org #4847:\n \n<Gersh> wow\n<Gersh> I rule\n<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim\n<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam
bash.org #4848:\n \n<ohm> damn\n<ohm> FUCK\n<ohm> DAMN\n<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up\n<ohm> FUCK\n<ohm> i go like this to her\n<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"\n<ohm> FUCK
bash.org #4849:\n \n<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?\n<thinkmad> one of them should be\n<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid
bash.org #4850:\n \n<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )
bash.org #4852:\n \n<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND\n<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?\n<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!"
bash.org #4858:\n \n<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.\n<Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.\n<Unfor\|Work> I play the CD player
bash.org #4860:\n \n<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy
bash.org #4861:\n \n<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times.
bash.org #4865:\n \n<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
bash.org #4866:\n \n<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each
bash.org #4867:\n \n<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization\n<langdon> my kid will be all caps.
bash.org #4869:\n \n<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids\n<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing\n<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled
bash.org #4871:\n \n<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.\n<reuben> i had a great upbringing
bash.org #4872:\n \n<nost> whered iban go\n<langdon> home\n<nost> this is his home
bash.org #4874:\n \n<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work\n<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work
bash.org #4875:\n \n<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now\n<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right\n<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures
bash.org #4877:\n \n<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?\n<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..\n<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny.
bash.org #4878:\n \n<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
bash.org #4879:\n \n<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday\n<iban> in a bathroom stall?
bash.org #4880:\n \n<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair
bash.org #4881:\n \n<reuben> send me a picture of you.\n<{Elmo}> no scanner\n<reuben> get one.\n<{Elmo}> no $$\n<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
bash.org #4882:\n \n<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?\n<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC
bash.org #4886:\n \n<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts\n<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it\n<chris--> and i say swinging a bat\n<chris--> and it sounds stupid.\n<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it
bash.org #4892:\n \n<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout
bash.org #4895:\n \n<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick
bash.org #4896:\n \n<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america\n<ryano> not in nevada\n<clay> were you conceived in nevada
bash.org #4899:\n \n<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree\n<sabbat> a killing spree i hope\n<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted
bash.org #4900:\n \n<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
bash.org #4901:\n \n<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
bash.org #4902:\n \n<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite\n<ryano> so will spelling
bash.org #4905:\n \n<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
bash.org #4909:\n \n<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255\n<langdon> how do i get that IP?\n<langdon> is that like.\n<langdon> when the internet is full?
bash.org #4913:\n \n<Conjure> closed minded idiots\n<Conjure> playing with feces owns
bash.org #4914:\n \n<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
bash.org #4916:\n \n<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
bash.org #4917:\n \n<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone
bash.org #4918:\n \n<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
bash.org #4919:\n \n<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
bash.org #4922:\n \n<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
bash.org #4924:\n \n<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.\n<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.\n<reuben> anything witty is only witty once\n<reuben> hey\n<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
bash.org #4926:\n \n<matto> the keg is tapped\n<matto> awaiting the guests\n<`jon> and you're online
bash.org #4932:\n \n<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit
bash.org #4934:\n \n<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
bash.org #4936:\n \n<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
bash.org #4954:\n \n<`rip> when you go into a job interview\n<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are\n<`rip> what do you say\n<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive\n<clay> and then stop talking
bash.org #4968:\n \n<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm \n<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong\n<clay> and i said dude\n<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
bash.org #4971:\n \n<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking\n<clay> yes\n<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey
bash.org #5010:\n \n<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT\n<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
bash.org #5017:\n \n<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
bash.org #5020:\n \n<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop\n<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
bash.org #5022:\n \n<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
bash.org #5026:\n \n<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
bash.org #5027:\n \n<iban> uhoh\n<iban> its 5am\n<iban> about time for my morning wood
bash.org #5028:\n \n<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once
bash.org #5030:\n \n<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book\n<clay> so i went to my mom\n<clay> and said\n<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen
bash.org #5034:\n \n<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine\n<Lith> err\n<Lith> gold mine
bash.org #5039:\n \n<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean
bash.org #5048:\n \n<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
bash.org #5054:\n \n<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?\n<reuben> who\n<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
bash.org #5068:\n \n<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking
bash.org #5069:\n \n<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.\n<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.\n<langdon> i can see up her skirt!
bash.org #5072:\n \n<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that\n<reubenf> not all women think
bash.org #5073:\n \n<langdon> win2k is tight.\n<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood
bash.org #5074:\n \n<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker\n<clay> yes\n<clay> a social dicksucker\n<clay> much like the social smoker\n<clay> he puffs for his homies\n<`rip> puffs on his homies
bash.org #5078:\n \n<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's\n<ryano> going on dalnet
bash.org #5089:\n \n<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME\n<langdon> i mean\n<langdon> fuck on\n<langdon> fuck over here and help me
bash.org #5113:\n \n<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
bash.org #5164:\n \n<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?
bash.org #5193:\n \n<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.\n<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"\n<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P\n<reuben> it looks stupid
bash.org #5242:\n \n<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
bash.org #5256:\n \n<crist0bal> rhino\n<crist0bal> make me an op\n<ryano> what are the ingredients
bash.org #5259:\n \n<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away\n<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob\n<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs\n<cristobal> and heat up the door knob\n<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer\n<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
bash.org #5263:\n \n<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection\n<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it
bash.org #5267:\n \n<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass\n<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...\n<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes\n<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD\n<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex\n<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)
bash.org #5269:\n \n<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
bash.org #5270:\n \n<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?\n<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway
bash.org #5271:\n \n* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables" \n<xL> #1: A windows NT network
bash.org #5272:\n \n<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?\n<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
bash.org #5273:\n \n<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
bash.org #5274:\n \n<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
bash.org #5275:\n \n<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
bash.org #5276:\n \n<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?\n<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows
bash.org #5297:\n \n<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22
bash.org #5298:\n \n<chinger> My real name is Thoma\n<chinger> s\n<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma\n<LimberDink> s
bash.org #5300:\n \n<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK\n<tatclass> er.\n<tatclass> hi.\n<andy\code> A common typo.\n<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
bash.org #5301:\n \n<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.\n<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
bash.org #5302:\n \n<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/
bash.org #5303:\n \n<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0"
bash.org #5304:\n \n<pdksh> jesus h christ\n<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'\n<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.\n<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.\n<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her\n<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too\n<pdksh> ...\n<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.\n<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.\n<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma\n<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.\n<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?\n<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'
bash.org #5307:\n \n<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds
bash.org #5309:\n \n<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka\n<\|Ogreboy\|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays
bash.org #5311:\n \n<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant shaken and dropped onto floor, israelis occupy palestinian owned areas, 12 palestinians dead in retalitory missle attacks"
bash.org #5314:\n \n<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus\n<orion-> fix it with everclear
bash.org #5315:\n \n<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game"
bash.org #5317:\n \n<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned
bash.org #5320:\n \n<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me?\n<moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders
bash.org #5324:\n \n<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam\n<highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete\n<highdrow> ;
bash.org #5332:\n \n<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog\n<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"\n<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze\n<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself\n<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
bash.org #5337:\n \n<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS\n<agentM> i like dating games\n<Zeddicus> i dont\n<Zeddicus> i always lose
bash.org #5338:\n \n<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel?\n<Pedro> patriotic
bash.org #5345:\n \n<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
bash.org #5349:\n \n<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks\n<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.\n<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks
bash.org #5351:\n \n<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with.\n<brad-> And find hot dates.\n<LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter.\n<LkTruth1> Or a large man.\n<brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.
bash.org #5353:\n \n<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem\n<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work\n<AlmtyBob> and back in the days\n<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run\n<AlmtyBob> and they would\n<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'\n<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people\n<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)\n<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor\n<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing\n<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back\n<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!\n<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
bash.org #5357:\n \n<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning \n<+SuperGayHomo> well don't get it out of the toilet bowl \n<@shagman> I wonder if it's my ice cubes \n<@shagman> I'm gonna try the ones from the other tray \n<@shagman> ahhhhh, much better \n<@SuperGayHomo> those ones came from the tank
bash.org #5359:\n \n<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?
bash.org #5362:\n \n<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.\n<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?\n<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
bash.org #5370:\n \n<D1> some new LCDs came out recently.\n<D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something.\n<McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too\n<McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.
bash.org #5371:\n \n<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!"
bash.org #5376:\n \n<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...\n<]RE[-NarcDog> one*
bash.org #5378:\n \n<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement\n<offwYtE> well i thought it was\n<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now
bash.org #5379:\n \n<`axion> dammit\n<`axion> they fucked my hair up\n<nakke> well\n<nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you
bash.org #5388:\n \n<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.
bash.org #5389:\n \n<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans
bash.org #5391:\n \ntatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with\nOogy Boots: :O\ntatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too\ntatsumio: imagine.\nOogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak!\ntatsumio: double orgasm\nCyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird.\nCyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm\nCyAteon: but your arm would orgasm\nOogy Boots: LOL\nCyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>
bash.org #5396:\n \n<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much
bash.org #5404:\n \n<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag.\n<Zoglog> what can I say\n<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers\n<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.\n<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
bash.org #5406:\n \n*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
bash.org #5407:\n \n<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback
bash.org #5409:\n \n<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de\n<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.\n<AK[coding]> But in a few months...\n<AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
bash.org #5410:\n \n* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel\n* andy slashes Prae's penis off.\n<andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
bash.org #5411:\n \n<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."\n<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
bash.org #5412:\n \n<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester?\n<tatsumizzz> Like, low.\n<tatsumizzz> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help.\n<Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand.
bash.org #5414:\n \n<cool__G> I can define 1/0\n<illusionz> liar\n<BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality
bash.org #5415:\n \n<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?\n<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
bash.org #5416:\n \n<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng
bash.org #5417:\n \n<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."
bash.org #5418:\n \n<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia
bash.org #5419:\n \n<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet \n<shilantra> oh really \n<Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone"
bash.org #5420:\n \n<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.\n<Psifire> And something occured to me.\n<Vykuzich> pants?
bash.org #5421:\n \n* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened \n<LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened? \n<Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend. \n<LJ-atwork> in a jar
bash.org #5423:\n \n(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?\n(Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!
bash.org #5426:\n \n<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :) \n<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing \n<Longi> err? \n<Longi> THING \n<Longi> someTHING!
bash.org #5427:\n \n<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
bash.org #5431:\n \n<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower\n<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool\n<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
bash.org #5432:\n \n<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble\n<DAL9000> and got dropped\n<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
bash.org #5438:\n \n<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin?\n<Alexander> Human EXISTANCE\n<Spooky> Righto...only that?\n<Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really.\n<Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking.\n<Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing)\n<Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling
bash.org #5440:\n \n<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars\n<Spooky> which I hate\n<Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid"\n<Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks\n<Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool\n<Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS
bash.org #5443:\n \n<Goku> :O\n<kepler> hold that face goku\n*kepler unzips\n*aegis runs away
bash.org #5447:\n \n<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?\n<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.\n<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms. \n<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
bash.org #5449:\n \n<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip\n<oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip
bash.org #5460:\n \n<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats\n<gjvc> get in there first
bash.org #5462:\n \n<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once\n<gjvc> i wake up early\n<gjvc> check my email\n<Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken\n<Sinner_> he was mad at his family\n<gjvc> and see this shit\n<Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey\n<lazydog> bhahah\n<gjvc> ahahahaha\n<Murex> hahhahaa\n<gjvc> lord
bash.org #5463:\n \n<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200\n<Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs\n<k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs?\n<Frizz0> either way is fine
bash.org #5464:\n \n<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game
bash.org #5465:\n \nmoose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call\n<moose> "do you have a ccna?"\n<moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME\n<moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans"\n<moose> sigh
bash.org #5468:\n \n<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet.
bash.org #5473:\n \n<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)\n<ExCon> op for 1 day :D\n<[SuN]> im not that soft :P\n<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D\n<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops\n<ExCon> oh..i feel honored\n<ExCon> :D\n<[SuN]> ;)
bash.org #5475:\n \n<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router\n<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"\n<kaleido> fuckin christ\n<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers\n<PunkScum> compton?\n<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea\n<kaleido> but compton might be right
bash.org #5479:\n \n<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from
bash.org #5482:\n \n<foo> You got to think like a poet.\n<cain> I think you're a cunt.
bash.org #5483:\n \n<kkenn> Traffic lights\n<kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.
bash.org #5484:\n \n<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
bash.org #5487:\n \n<gjvc> that is beyond ghetto \n<gjvc> that is where trailers go to die
bash.org #5489:\n \n<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out
bash.org #5490:\n \n<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses
bash.org #5493:\n \n<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap\n<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.\n<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?\n<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.
bash.org #5495:\n \n<roded> i have one last thing i can try\n*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
bash.org #5500:\n \n<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?\n<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.\n<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
bash.org #5501:\n \n<maff> word to your mother.\n<maff> especially on mothers day.
bash.org #5509:\n \n<ScumDog> rah\n<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting
bash.org #5510:\n \n<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P \n<Toen> yeah right. \n<Toen> "she let me see her bra once" \n<Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway" \n<Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
bash.org #5511:\n \n*** Moses is now known as Cain\n<Cain> oh no I killed my bro\n<KeeperS> ...\n<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible\n* KeeperS is moved to tears
bash.org #5514:\n \n[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money
bash.org #5515:\n \n<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass\n<mov> i'd like to taste it..
bash.org #5519:\n \n<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
bash.org #5520:\n \n<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :(\n<automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
bash.org #5521:\n \n<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
bash.org #5522:\n \n<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes\n<lerk> especially doggie style\n<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
bash.org #5523:\n \n<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
bash.org #5525:\n \n<illz> i just got a text message on my phone\n<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
bash.org #5527:\n \n<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads\n<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want\n<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
bash.org #5528:\n \n<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD\n<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn\n<Blackdog> hands on only, me\n<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
bash.org #5530:\n \n<Spooky> HOLY FUCK \n<Spooky> Send her my way when your done \n<Anton> will do\n<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that \n<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed
bash.org #5531:\n \n<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women\n<Spooky> shitty \n<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
bash.org #5533:\n \n<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else\n<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho\n<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom\n<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
bash.org #5536:\n \n*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)\n<meganpreg> hi all\n<Ghaleon> hello\n<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx \n<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP\n<MachinShi> lol
bash.org #5537:\n \n<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs.
bash.org #5541:\n \n* icenine --train &\n<j0ker> luck with your new job\n<j0ker> :)\n<icenine> not going to my job\n<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face\n<icenine> but close enough
bash.org #5542:\n \n[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
bash.org #5543:\n \n<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo\n<andy> no wait
bash.org #5548:\n \n<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes\n<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?\n<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour\n<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours\n<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13\n<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny\n<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest\n<\|]resta> or it could be the HIV
bash.org #5577:\n \n<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
bash.org #5580:\n \n<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face.
bash.org #5584:\n \n<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?\n<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
bash.org #5585:\n \n<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
bash.org #5588:\n \n<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play\n<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
bash.org #5590:\n \n*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202)\n<@splicer\|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known superheroes
bash.org #5592:\n \n<bytraper> you idiots!!!\n<Synoptica> yeah i confess
bash.org #5595:\n \n<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software\n<@goose> ?\n<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy\n<@goose> nope \n<@goose> BT change it every time you log on \n<@goose> can you ping the phone number ?
bash.org #5596:\n \n<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
bash.org #5597:\n \n<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e\n,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls\n<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.\n<memo> Rock on.\n<Elfin> You know it.
bash.org #5598:\n \n<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.\n<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.\n<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.\n<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.\n<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
bash.org #5603:\n \n<Khamosis> Man\n<Khamosis> this is so awesome\n<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
bash.org #5604:\n \n<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore\n<neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in\n<neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy"\n<neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off\n<neo[soul]> fucking idiot
bash.org #5606:\n \n<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO\n<matts> woooooooooo what\n<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for
bash.org #5608:\n \n<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria\n<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently\n<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time\n<deimos> plz to be removing that btw
bash.org #5611:\n \n<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
bash.org #5614:\n \n<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.\n<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
bash.org #5621:\n \n<Straylight> aw3some\n<Straylight> oops\n<Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted
bash.org #5625:\n \n<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi?\n<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.
bash.org #5626:\n \n*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)'
bash.org #5634:\n \n<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat\n<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
bash.org #5638:\n \n<Krispy> you could double specialize\n<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY\n<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER\n<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
bash.org #5643:\n \n<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead
bash.org #5646:\n \n<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH\n<+krispy> hahaha\n<+krispy> i can't get behind any\n<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)
bash.org #5647:\n \n<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage.
bash.org #5648:\n \n<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
bash.org #5652:\n \n<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open
bash.org #5660:\n \n<Sys> I hate maths.  What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it?\n<0ut_Lore> you repeat it.  fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board.  guess what they do?  ;P\n<Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D
bash.org #5661:\n \n<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.
bash.org #5665:\n \n<Spooky> CUNT  \n<Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder. \n<Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version\n<Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions.
bash.org #5667:\n \n<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air?
bash.org #5671:\n \n<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me? \n<Tsunamio> Yes \n<Sivako\|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch
bash.org #5691:\n \n<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals\n<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion.\n<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
bash.org #5693:\n \n<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds\n<shaan> thongs?\n<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh\n<_neil> jeez\n<uglykaka> thats just wrong\n<_neil> that's just wrong\n<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing\n<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
bash.org #5694:\n \n<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"\n* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.\n<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam\n<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
bash.org #5701:\n \n<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again\n<Straylight> good\n<Straylight> did you get all of it?
bash.org #5703:\n \n<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.\n<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
bash.org #5707:\n \n<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.\n<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants
bash.org #5712:\n \n<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot\n<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone\n<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?
bash.org #5715:\n \n* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
bash.org #5718:\n \n[OutLore  ] OMFG\n[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
bash.org #5727:\n \n<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.\n<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]\n<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...\n<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)\n<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.
bash.org #5729:\n \n<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game\n<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire\n<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse
bash.org #5731:\n \n<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to\n<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains?
bash.org #5732:\n \n<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!\n<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had\n<gIbBeR> lol\n<geoffh> taxes?\n<PitDroid> taxes are dumb
bash.org #5735:\n \n<robin24> any girls in here?\n<cognac> does is really matter?\n<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
bash.org #5737:\n \n<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute\n<Anton> so be warned and prepared\n<angelic> will do.\n<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked
bash.org #5740:\n \n<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...\n<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?\n<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality\n<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...\n<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."\n<evenpar123> It was horrible...\n<evenpar123> ugh
bash.org #5741:\n \n(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port?  maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
bash.org #5744:\n \n<bytraper> its because your gay syn\n<Synoptica> and you are illiterate\n<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay
bash.org #5746:\n \n<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.\n<Udeth> i can't smell shit.\n<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
bash.org #5747:\n \n<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in
bash.org #5748:\n \n<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off
bash.org #5750:\n \n<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out
bash.org #5751:\n \n[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :(\n[OpsuPup  ] umm, try the internet\n[OpsuPup  ] i hear there's lots of porn on there\n[Nemesite ] really?\n[OpsuPup  ] apparently\n[Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that
bash.org #5755:\n \n<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp\n<@zartik> and he msg's me:\n<@zartik> -06:46- [      hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.\n<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =<
bash.org #5757:\n \n<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/\n<bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it\n<girlie-> 15 legs.. lol\n<Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders
bash.org #5760:\n \n<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! \n<razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers??? \n<razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches??? \n<razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is??? \n<razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here. \n<razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer... \n<razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!
bash.org #5761:\n \n<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows\n<A\|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?
bash.org #5763:\n \n<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET\n<Urganite> ...\n<OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel
bash.org #5764:\n \n<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address.\n<AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-)
bash.org #5770:\n \n<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.\n<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.\n<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
bash.org #5774:\n \n<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still\n    have problem
bash.org #5775:\n \n* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm\n  being an asshole -           \n<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
bash.org #5777:\n \n<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like\n       31337, 69, and 187
bash.org #5778:\n \n<guest> u kno what rules\n<guest> introducing girls to pot\n<yesue> no lie\n<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time\n<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
bash.org #5779:\n \n<dk> im trying out tantric peeing
bash.org #5782:\n \n<djm> irc's my anti-drug
bash.org #5784:\n \n<onTheReal> evb = fagget? \n<evb> onthereal: No, I'm just fabulous.
bash.org #5785:\n \n<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?\n<Hatter> ?\n<Hatter> Jet\n<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine\n<scar_> no, silly\n<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin\n<Hatter> :\
bash.org #5786:\n \n<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key\n<OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key\n<delay> yea\n<Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck\n<delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil\n<delay> it was horrible like that\n<OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies\n<delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom"\n* delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself\n<Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage
bash.org #5791:\n \n(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz\n(skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway\n(skankman) and i went to check it out\n(skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it
bash.org #5793:\n \n<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!
bash.org #5804:\n \n<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table \n<+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page \n<+mirkin> i.e \n<+mirkin> record 1        record 2        record 3 \n<+mirkin> record 4        record 5        record 6 \n<+GoodScrat> That is impossible \n<+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet
bash.org #5805:\n \n<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...\n<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder\n<evenpar123> Console wars?  I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
bash.org #5819:\n \n[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower...\n[Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'
bash.org #5823:\n \n<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator\n<mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian.
bash.org #5836:\n \n<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers.. \n<PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines..\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to...\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ?\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ?\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm...\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone...\n<PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit!
bash.org #5853:\n \n<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking? \n<Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him" \n<Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher
bash.org #5856:\n \n<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut\n<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez\n<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
bash.org #5862:\n \n<SDHawk> I tried to go to dictionary.com, but I can't spell it right.
bash.org #5863:\n \n<mp> i am convinced i am a woman\n<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?\n<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit\n<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain
bash.org #5869:\n \n<Synoptica> holy fuck\n<Synoptica> i like\n<Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery\n<Synoptica> (dont ask)
bash.org #5874:\n \n<Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta\n<Synoptica> cant think of why either\n<bytraper> prolly because your gay\n<Synoptica> yeah that's right\n<Synoptica> gta has detected that i'm gay and adjusted it's performance accordingly
bash.org #5876:\n \n<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we\nsending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this\nright up GI JOE's alley?\n<straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?\n<straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"
bash.org #5883:\n \n<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around,\n          he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?"\n<defz> wait\n<defz> are you a guy?
bash.org #5885:\n \n<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis\n<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!\n<purenergy> ya\n<purenergy> u can do that now\n<purenergy> use ur imagination\n<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar\n<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch\n<splurge> wiggle it around\n<splurge> vibrate\n<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit\n<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you\n<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
bash.org #5888:\n \n<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy.\n<DooD> along with her home address.\n<DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted.\n<Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"
bash.org #5895:\n \n<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year
bash.org #5900:\n \n<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole\n<CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus\n<madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste\n<madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth
bash.org #5902:\n \n<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. \n<A\|exander> who told you that\n<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub. \n<A\|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?\n<The_Roach> ... \n<The_Roach> Well, yes. \n<A\|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right\n<A\|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
bash.org #5903:\n \n<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD \n<Toen> what the hell is that?\n<Gir> hehe\n<Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"
bash.org #5914:\n \n<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks
bash.org #5918:\n \n<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex
bash.org #5920:\n \n[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3 virgins /msg me (I HAVE TO VER/RIP FIRST)
bash.org #5921:\n \n[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?
bash.org #5922:\n \n[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic \n[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner \n[idlez-] [Trik] faggot\n[idlez-] > no\n[idlez-] > when you scan it\n[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors
bash.org #5923:\n \n[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ\n[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE\n[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM\n[mad] I MEAN CMON.
bash.org #5927:\n \n<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore\n<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
bash.org #5934:\n \n<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks\n<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way\n<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?\n<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?\n<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
bash.org #5937:\n \n<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work\n<matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
bash.org #5942:\n \n<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
bash.org #5956:\n \n<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
bash.org #5967:\n \n<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot\n<Lucent-H> you have a job!\n<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie
bash.org #5971:\n \n<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><
bash.org #5980:\n \n[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1\n        <meiso> time how long before it crashes \n[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed
bash.org #5985:\n \n<Foggi> french are good for 2 things\n<Foggi> art\n<Foggi> and surrendering
bash.org #5986:\n \n<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp
bash.org #5987:\n \n<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women\n<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"
bash.org #5988:\n \n<rmalink> are you feeling any better?\n<dep01> no... not really..\n<rmalink> you know what it is?  allergies...\n<dep01> no, you know what it is?  the crippling depression..
bash.org #5990:\n \n<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult\n<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened
bash.org #5995:\n \n<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?\n<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape\n<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation
bash.org #5999:\n \n<bogue> you need a woman ;P\n<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep
bash.org #6000:\n \n<Milp> its the next hot thing\n<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?
bash.org #6006:\n \n<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
bash.org #6007:\n \n<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless
bash.org #6011:\n \n<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now\n<incarnate> " "\n<cres> i dont get it
bash.org #6019:\n \n<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can\n        always go back and invent it on budget
bash.org #6026:\n \n<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks\n<ultrafunk> yeah like 3\n<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again\n<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
bash.org #6027:\n \n<bozo> !v\n<bozo> *damn*\n<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
bash.org #6033:\n \n<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?\n<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.\n<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.
bash.org #6039:\n \n<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!"
bash.org #6042:\n \n<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.
bash.org #6043:\n \n<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight \n<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?
bash.org #6049:\n \nred sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com\n*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
bash.org #6050:\n \n<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into
bash.org #6051:\n \n<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC\n<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.
bash.org #6052:\n \n<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her
bash.org #6053:\n \n<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable.
bash.org #6054:\n \n<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once\n<kingmob> he didn't take anything\n<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill\n<Guyver3> did he leave money?\n<Guyver3> hahahaha\n<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting\n<kingmob> that ruined my whole week\n<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks
bash.org #6055:\n \n<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?\n<Guyver3> being me\n* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow\n<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear\n<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards\n<kingmob> i get lonely
bash.org #6056:\n \n<Guyver3> koolaid time\n<Guyver3> what today\n<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi\n<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade\n<Guyver3> mountain berry blast\n<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?\n<kingmob> the blood one.  definitely.
bash.org #6057:\n \n<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing\n<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have
bash.org #6058:\n \n<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and\nfeeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up\n<a_0001> then don't dream that\n<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste
bash.org #6060:\n \n<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.\n<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die."
bash.org #6062:\n \n<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what
bash.org #6068:\n \n<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.\n<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.\n<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.\n<chirpet> Always.\n<chirpet> So shut up.\n<chirpet> pigfucker.
bash.org #6070:\n \n<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
bash.org #6084:\n \n*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12\n[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel.  I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model!  wanna see my pictures?  too bad!  wanna click on cool banners?  uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!\n<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!\n*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12
bash.org #6085:\n \n<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not coming.\n<#hack/t0c> damn\n<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz
bash.org #6088:\n \n*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack )
bash.org #6096:\n \n<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty\n<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'
bash.org #6098:\n \n<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH\n<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or female
bash.org #6107:\n \n<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as "Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as "our bitch").
bash.org #6115:\n \n<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?\n<guailo> retards.
bash.org #6116:\n \n<kegpin> I gotta go.\n<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.\n<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?\n<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.
bash.org #6119:\n \n<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people
bash.org #6120:\n \n* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff\n<zeitgeist>	lol\n<zeitgeist>	stuff huh\n<ambr>	$10 says he's acquiring bumsex
bash.org #6124:\n \n<lsd> argh\n<lsd> fucking cunty sql server\n<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'\n<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?
bash.org #6125:\n \n<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)\n<HrdwrBoB_> but hten\n<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo\n<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!\n<Fryboy> quantum poo
bash.org #6126:\n \n* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)
bash.org #6127:\n \n<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc\n<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5
bash.org #6128:\n \n<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on\n           240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!
bash.org #6131:\n \n<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?
bash.org #6132:\n \n<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?\n<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?\n<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
bash.org #6133:\n \n<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.\n<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga\n<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either\n<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats\n<lsd> on-board goat controller
bash.org #6134:\n \n<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch\n<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting\n<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
bash.org #6136:\n \n<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0\n<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static\n<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255\n<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs\n<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language
bash.org #6138:\n \n--> osx_newb has joined #cprogramming\n<osx_newb> helo?\n<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne
bash.org #6139:\n \nClayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.
bash.org #6142:\n \n<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message\n*** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark
bash.org #6146:\n \n<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats\n<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
bash.org #6147:\n \n<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end\n<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
bash.org #6149:\n \n<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*\n<{x3n0}> and my speakers went *saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*
bash.org #6150:\n \n<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit\n<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must\n<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work\n<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass\n<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it\n<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it
bash.org #6151:\n \n<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?\n<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
bash.org #6152:\n \n<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be returned in January 2003
bash.org #6155:\n \n<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me\n<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
bash.org #6156:\n \n<demalavor> w00t!\n<jdrolet> w00t!\n<Zhuzhen> w00t!\n<CecilPL> w00t!\n<Valvados> w00t!\n<demalavor> we need a new word
bash.org #6159:\n \n<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.\n<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.
bash.org #6167:\n \n<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?\n<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.\n<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was\n  some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons\n  of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But\n  the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone.
bash.org #6176:\n \n<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's\n  page and my flip flop in my scanner
bash.org #6180:\n \n<effAce> man that one stank\n<mgriffin> No manual entry for that\n<mgriffin> No manual entry for one\n<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
bash.org #6185:\n \n<Arctil> cool...it works now\n<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?\n<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file
bash.org #6187:\n \n(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day\n    your fuck hatch will fuckin cry\n(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx\n(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has
bash.org #6190:\n \n<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for\n<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors\n<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?\n<n2deep> uhm\n<n2deep> FUC\n<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF
bash.org #6191:\n \n<felix:#916> i borked ditto\n<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.\n<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?\n<felix:#916> yeah.  ditto's not on the masterswitch, because it's a rock-solid machine.\n<slap:#916> irony
bash.org #6194:\n \n<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys.
bash.org #6197:\n \n<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.\n<barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has
bash.org #6198:\n \n<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?
bash.org #6200:\n \n<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours\n<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?\n<barkode:#916> yeah.
bash.org #6204:\n \n<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room\n<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING\n<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT\n<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall\n<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies
bash.org #6205:\n \n<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well\n          knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
bash.org #6206:\n \n<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------\n<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com\n<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------\n<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged\n<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.\n<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
bash.org #6207:\n \n<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping\n              with me, honestly.\n<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity\n                card in her teeth
bash.org #6208:\n \n<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone\n<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.\n<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!
bash.org #6210:\n \n<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs.\n<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"
bash.org #6211:\n \n<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?\n<phear:#916> because they make horrible employees
bash.org #6214:\n \n[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady
bash.org #6215:\n \n[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!! \n[zimm] ever heard of surround vision? \n[zimm] daisy chain them or something
bash.org #6217:\n \n<b[a]rt> hey guest1!\n<Guest1> hi\n<b[a]rt> what's up?\n<Guest1> male
bash.org #6219:\n \n<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines.
bash.org #6225:\n \n<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
bash.org #6228:\n \n<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk.
bash.org #6229:\n \n<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
bash.org #6232:\n \n* bago wants cex; \n<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
bash.org #6236:\n \n<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch
bash.org #6239:\n \n<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
bash.org #6242:\n \n<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
bash.org #6243:\n \n<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside... \n<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
bash.org #6246:\n \n* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
bash.org #6247:\n \n<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
bash.org #6248:\n \n<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
bash.org #6256:\n \n<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me
bash.org #6259:\n \n<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
bash.org #6266:\n \n<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
bash.org #6267:\n \n<nhoj> dont dis on aol  \n<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
bash.org #6270:\n \n<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor \n<pipedream> but it was a "statement"
bash.org #6274:\n \n<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
bash.org #6277:\n \n<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd.  It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
bash.org #6281:\n \n<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
bash.org #6282:\n \n<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
bash.org #6291:\n \n<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs
bash.org #6300:\n \n<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty\n<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
bash.org #6301:\n \n<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo\n<rewben> it even w0rkz\n<m0f73> @)!!!!!\n<m0f73> theres no h in w00t
bash.org #6308:\n \n<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.\n<GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?\n<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.\n<GRAY\|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.\n<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
bash.org #6310:\n \n* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.\n<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.\n<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.
bash.org #6314:\n \n<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?\n<M0rph13> I was damnit :)\n<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
bash.org #6322:\n \nted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn\ncraig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.
bash.org #6326:\n \n[during the Olympics]\nted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals \ncraig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
bash.org #6330:\n \ncraig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?\nted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
bash.org #6351:\n \n<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste\n<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken\n<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command\n<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?\n<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
bash.org #6353:\n \n<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up\n<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE
bash.org #6354:\n \n<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback\n<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave\n<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
bash.org #6357:\n \n<UrMomsUnt>   U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc\n<paisley> Alrighty.
bash.org #6360:\n \n<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?\n<Skream> Mine just caught fire.
bash.org #6361:\n \n<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
bash.org #6363:\n \n<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world...\n<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight.
bash.org #6367:\n \n<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...\n<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."\n<Dobbs> That shut her up.
bash.org #6369:\n \n<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs\n<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce
bash.org #6377:\n \n<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes\n<glasnost> until they added deltree\n<Logan> glasnost: deltree\n<glasnost> thanks logan.
bash.org #6385:\n \n<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid\n<RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel
bash.org #6387:\n \n<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today\n<xsneakerx> was he cute?\n<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.\n<yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
bash.org #6389:\n \n<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
bash.org #6390:\n \n<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful\n<octalpuss> fuck brains  =o)\n<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass\n<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a\n            tummy tuck for is now 85% gone\n<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
bash.org #6393:\n \n<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas\n<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia\n<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs\n<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...\n<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke\n<NyseriA> and shouts\n<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
bash.org #6395:\n \n<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man\n<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick\n<botnation> thank god she washes that shit
bash.org #6396:\n \n<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
bash.org #6398:\n \n<James> well i was walking down the street the other day\n<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants\n<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway\n<James> thank god it was late out\n<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by\n<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled
bash.org #6400:\n \n<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
bash.org #6401:\n \n<risca> how do you spell world?\n<risca> as in "the whole world"\n<mixie> world
bash.org #6403:\n \n<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping  \n<avi-> nice   \n<cygnus> i don't have shit for food  \n<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
bash.org #6405:\n \n<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible\n<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
bash.org #6409:\n \n* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool
bash.org #6416:\n \n<Jason> What's NRE?\n<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!\n<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
bash.org #6418:\n \n<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!\n<suchness> WTF
bash.org #6419:\n \n<extremist> strep?\n<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
bash.org #6420:\n \n--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
bash.org #6422:\n \n<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
bash.org #6426:\n \n<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?\n<Sprout> they are eating lunch\n<BadlandZ> heh.. together?\n<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
bash.org #6430:\n \n<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system\n<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories\n<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
bash.org #6432:\n \n<PI^2> my first puter was c-64\n<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D\n<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)\n<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D\n<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
bash.org #6434:\n \n<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...\n<sig11> heh?\n<Cheetah> bitchx\n<Cheetah> BitchX\n<Cheetah> for fucks..\n<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)\n<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?
bash.org #6436:\n \n<tomed> hmm\n<MrBawb> uh oh!\n<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!
bash.org #6438:\n \n<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
bash.org #6441:\n \n<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
bash.org #6442:\n \n<redhook> <--- 22\n<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic\n<redhook> s/7/17/\n<redhook> that looked bad
bash.org #6443:\n \n<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"\n<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
bash.org #6444:\n \n<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to\nconstantly rely on me for emotional support\n<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
bash.org #6445:\n \n<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop\n<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
bash.org #6450:\n \n<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
bash.org #6453:\n \n<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag\n<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
bash.org #6455:\n \n<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
bash.org #6458:\n \n<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?\n<GodFu> because i like to watch
bash.org #6459:\n \n<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?\n<klong> it's gay
bash.org #6460:\n \n<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
bash.org #6461:\n \n<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour
bash.org #6469:\n \n<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
bash.org #6472:\n \n<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
bash.org #6473:\n \n<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise
bash.org #6478:\n \n<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
bash.org #6480:\n \n<axel026> i need help please\n<^cell^> do you have an appointment?\n<axel026> im french\n<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
bash.org #6482:\n \n<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.\n<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
bash.org #6483:\n \n<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder\n<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye\n<dj_ak> then i licked my eye\n<splifs> women must love you
bash.org #6484:\n \n<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can\n<luna> imagine it!\n<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall\n<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
bash.org #6485:\n \n<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
bash.org #6486:\n \n<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?\n<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
bash.org #6488:\n \n<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
bash.org #6490:\n \n<Ashen> fucking hell\n<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut \n<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
bash.org #6491:\n \n<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
bash.org #6492:\n \n<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
bash.org #6493:\n \n<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
bash.org #6505:\n \n<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class \nduring an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going \nto get a real job?"
bash.org #6511:\n \n<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command\n<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down\n<monami> and go have coffee\n<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am
bash.org #6512:\n \n<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole\n<xorg> and you say "Asshole"\n<xorg> well\n<xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"\n<xorg> i talk to that many assholes
bash.org #6514:\n \n<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat\n<QJ> where where?\n<monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are?\n<QJ> yes\n<QJ> it's in my contract
bash.org #6515:\n \n<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole   \n<alex> what's britain??? \n<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France
bash.org #6516:\n \n<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?\n<xorg> well\n<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit\n<xorg> i get all tingly\n<xorg> but the bible says NO
bash.org #6518:\n \n<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door\n<QJ> while you were wanking?\n<knox> yep\n<knox> it was worse than that\n<QJ> she finished you off?
bash.org #6519:\n \n<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :\n<monami> Act I\n<monami> BOSS: Do A.\n<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.\n<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.\n<monami> Act II\n<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.\n<monami> ME: sigh
bash.org #6520:\n \n<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson:\n<halos> it's been done
bash.org #6527:\n \n<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
bash.org #6530:\n \n<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling\n<Zaph23> He sucks ass\n<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing\n<biggles> any good sites?\n<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
bash.org #6531:\n \n<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today.\n<shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
bash.org #6534:\n \n<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile."
bash.org #6538:\n \n<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him until he wakes up.\n<BobTheMilkman> 404: or better yet, a male friend
bash.org #6545:\n \n<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me\n<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!\n<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
bash.org #6546:\n \n<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies\n<boXlor> "stfu" ?
bash.org #6547:\n \n<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog\n<Soulphonat> it's cute
bash.org #6549:\n \n* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing\n<Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved\n<skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?\n* Lemieux is not a porn star\n<JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star\n<JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak
bash.org #6552:\n \n* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments. \n<dagbrown> Sun's licensing department must have the slogan "WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE"
bash.org #6556:\n \n<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
bash.org #6557:\n \n<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.
bash.org #6558:\n \n<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast. \n<felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz.\n<felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise.\n<felix> like one did to me today.\n<zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486. \n<barkode> got a ticket?\n<felix> i got a speeding ticket going work\n<barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button"\n<felix> zhixel: fuck off.  80mph, too
bash.org #6560:\n \n<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall.  p2-233, 192mb ram.\n<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.\n<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.\n<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.
bash.org #6562:\n \n<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex\n<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
bash.org #6563:\n \n<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.\n<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?\n<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico
bash.org #6564:\n \n<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing\n<zhix> skrike - what?\n<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up\n<zhix> skrike - damn straight\n<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean"
bash.org #6565:\n \n<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a\n\nsombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi.
bash.org #6566:\n \n<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do\n<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
bash.org #6567:\n \n(ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all
bash.org #6569:\n \n<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now\n<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
bash.org #6571:\n \n<felix> eek\n<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl\n<felix> no, I said "eek"\n<skrike> girls say "eek"\n<skrike> YOU GIRL\n<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
bash.org #6572:\n \n(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men
bash.org #6575:\n \n<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!
bash.org #6576:\n \n<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone
bash.org #6590:\n \n<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?\n<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two
bash.org #6592:\n \n<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo\n<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes
bash.org #6596:\n \n<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
bash.org #6601:\n \nFred> This computer deserves to go to hell\nMax>  Dont you mean Siliconhell?\nFred> What ?\nMax> Its the place where all dead calculators go to\nFred> Really?
bash.org #6605:\n \n<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO\n<RB> ..\n<RB> I do not understand\n<Philgone> oh dear\n* Philgone motions leeda to the private window
bash.org #6611:\n \n<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable
bash.org #6612:\n \n<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.\n<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
bash.org #6613:\n \n<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes\n<@arftron> serious\n<@meiso> wtf she is sexy\n<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking
bash.org #6615:\n \n<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C\n<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
bash.org #6616:\n \n<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it\n<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser
bash.org #6618:\n \n<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort\n<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw\n<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well\n<skank> cat quote*.txt \|sort \|uniq
bash.org #6619:\n \n<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav\n<Jon^D> he's my hero\n<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind\n<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now\n<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
bash.org #6622:\n \n<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?\n<nietmeta> it's on monday \n<nietmeta> i gotta wait! \n<ScottO> How will it be, then?\n<nietmeta> it will be awsome \n<ScottO> Congrats, then.
bash.org #6625:\n \n<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?\n<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer\n<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
bash.org #6626:\n \n<BrantB> OMG!\n<CecilPL> what?\n<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
bash.org #6627:\n \n<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it
bash.org #6629:\n \n<markd2> kompressor is not dancing\n<evand> kompressor does not funk\n<markd2> kompressor needs therapy
bash.org #6630:\n \n<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....\n<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference.
bash.org #6631:\n \n<Hawx> wtf is Scotty\n<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.\n<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox\n<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.\n<Hawx> :D
bash.org #6633:\n \ndoubting: interesting\ndoubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data\ndoubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups
bash.org #6645:\n \n<Sonya> 14/f/nj\n\n<rewben> oh\n\n<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands\n\n<Silvana> what's n?\n\n<elph> i guess n is for nice ass
bash.org #6646:\n \n<rewben> we are not perverts ;p\n\n<akiron> speak for youself ;)
bash.org #6649:\n \n(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)\n<@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11\n<@PowrSlave> lol\n<@PowrSlave> his wife filed\n<@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead\n<@PowrSlave> had his phone off\n<nonzeRo> haha\n<nonzeRo> lucky guy\n<@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"\n<@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"\n<@PowrSlave> lol
bash.org #6651:\n \n<Kron-Away> iam an accountant \n<Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10 \n<Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P \n<Kron-Away> my 15%
bash.org #6655:\n \n<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit
bash.org #6658:\n \n<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit\n<meiso> dog turds?
bash.org #6660:\n \n<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN\n<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ?
bash.org #6661:\n \n<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM\n<jj_> whats IDM\n<jj_> is it\n<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE\n<enrol> intelligent dance music\n<jj_> oh\n<jj_> close enough
bash.org #6662:\n \n<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable\n<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?\n<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
bash.org #6664:\n \n<qik> ur at school?\n<De-Gen> yer \n<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN! \n*** De-Gen has quit IRC
bash.org #6666:\n \n<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM\n<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....\n<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :)
bash.org #6674:\n \n*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd\n*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
bash.org #6683:\n \n<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows
bash.org #6685:\n \n<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk
bash.org #6687:\n \n<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision
bash.org #6688:\n \n<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin.\n<kitten> You're my sweetie pie.\n<Danelope> Oh yeah?  Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums.\n<Danelope> You're the apple of my eye.\n<ry4n> fuck you guys.\n*** ry4n has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com))\n<Danelope> Hahaha.
bash.org #6689:\n \n<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and...\n<josh> ... Jews?
bash.org #6690:\n \n<zork> man sun fsck scares me\n<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED\n<zork> OR SALVAGED\n<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK\n<zork> etc etc\n<phrog> U R SKRWD\n<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW\n<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL\n<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL
bash.org #6692:\n \n* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!\n<TT205> *blink*\n* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!
bash.org #6695:\n \n<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day\n<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
bash.org #6697:\n \n<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough\n<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?\n<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$\n<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm\n<Tre`> I need *a bunch*\n<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm\n<Tre`> that's just disgusting\n<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN\n<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself\n<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
bash.org #6698:\n \n<Fiction> man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!!\n<Fiction> they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline\n<MaCk> then why don't you marry it\n<Fiction> cause I want to marry you, Mack\n<MaCk> ewh\n<[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack.\n<[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates.\n* Fiction makes moon eyes at mack\n* [enki] shakes his head.\n<[enki]> I knew this would happen.\n* Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack\n* [enki] preps the firehose.\n* Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back\n<Fiction> someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming\n<Fiction> we'll be so happy!\n<[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work.\n<Fiction> YEAH!\n<Fiction> only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers\n<MaCk> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\n<MaCk> someone is going to die\n<Fiction> and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them\n<[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets.\n<Fiction> and we'll drink coors\n<MaCk> I hate you guys\n<Fiction> cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer\n<Fiction> or at least I'll tell you it's real\n<Fiction> and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV\n<MaCk> I hate you all\n<Fiction> c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO!\n<[enki]> LOL\n*** MaCk has quit IRC
bash.org #6699:\n \n<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.\n<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
bash.org #6701:\n \nChargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon     \n<Eric> Horseback Archery. \n<Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times. \n<Kataclysm> Yes, but  a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.  \n<Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down. \n<Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either.
bash.org #6703:\n \n<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s]\n<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s] \n<Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight? \n<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]-[3.6mb/3m 44s] \n<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s]\n<Dynamo> This PC must hate me.
bash.org #6704:\n \n<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters
bash.org #6706:\n \n<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way
bash.org #6711:\n \n* Racked recalls the past: my teacher said, "I have a 10-foot snake here"....to which I replied, "oh no you don't....snakes don't have feet!"\n* GPF recalls saying something like that to a teacher and getting detention
bash.org #6713:\n \n<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection
bash.org #6714:\n \n<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?\n<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room\n<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
bash.org #6715:\n \n<Tajador>  I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me
bash.org #6716:\n \n*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.)
bash.org #6717:\n \n<WinTek> whats a good efnet server?\n<Julie2> thats an oxymoron\n<ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence\n<F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet
bash.org #6719:\n \n<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?\n<jeffx> me!\n<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
bash.org #6721:\n \n<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!
bash.org #6724:\n \n<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening
bash.org #6727:\n \n<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.\n* Hogie-One has that same dream!
bash.org #6731:\n \n<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today\n<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"
bash.org #6733:\n \n<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.
bash.org #6734:\n \n<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately.
bash.org #6737:\n \n<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble\n<dav^> uncola: help\n<uncola> dav^: what did you do?\n<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass\n<dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards\n<uncola> haha
bash.org #6738:\n \n<Trog> I pity the english\n* Yarn smacks trog\n<Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them
bash.org #6742:\n \n<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses\n<ProFessional_Widow> passes
bash.org #6743:\n \n<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing?
bash.org #6747:\n \n<jc> I want photos!\n<succubus> jc, i want doesnt get\n<jc> I want photos PLEASE!
bash.org #6748:\n \n<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them\n<penney> whoa josh\n<penney> are you gay?\n<josh> no, I'm just friendly
bash.org #6749:\n \n<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for 'experimenting" with\n<josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that"
bash.org #6751:\n \n<ding0> ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from behind me "wow jack! your getting big", i was like, OH MY GOD wtf, and then i finished and turned around and she was looking at the size on my shoes, whew!!
bash.org #6753:\n \n<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas..\n<CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics
bash.org #6754:\n \n<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today\n<Wed> The screen
bash.org #6755:\n \n<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box
bash.org #6756:\n \n* compupc1 really wants a new version of something\n<compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading\n<PetrDoubt>  /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz
bash.org #6757:\n \n<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else\n<Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich\n<Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef\n<Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat
bash.org #6758:\n \n<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: -\n<Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head\n<Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again\n<Kilroy`> .....\n<dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head\n<dh> err meet\n<dh> but then, meat works too
bash.org #6759:\n \n<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D\n<Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways..
bash.org #6761:\n \n<Domino> what are you doing?\n<Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry\n<Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway\n<Elenkis> dirnking\n<Elenkis> ...\n<Elenkis> drinking\n<Elenkis> and typing too fast
bash.org #6762:\n \n<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment.\n<Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64.\n<Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour?
bash.org #6764:\n \n<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.\n<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)
bash.org #6766:\n \n<Hickboy> i gotta piddle\n<Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud\n<wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices
bash.org #6770:\n \n<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?\n<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes\n<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you\n<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples\n<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs  ;o
bash.org #6771:\n \n* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me)
bash.org #6773:\n \n<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET?
bash.org #6774:\n \n<didas>   ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me \n<AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?
bash.org #6775:\n \n<RadiX> I had a thought\n<Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.\n<RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.
bash.org #6777:\n \n<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone?\n<SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22
bash.org #6778:\n \n<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
bash.org #6780:\n \n<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
bash.org #6781:\n \n<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume\n<^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ?\n<DeLorean> No.\n<DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy.\n<cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.
bash.org #6782:\n \n<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it\n<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"\n<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
bash.org #6784:\n \n<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.\n<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.\n<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.\n<DeLorean> He's never here.\n<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.\n<`Sean> DeL:  Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
bash.org #6785:\n \n<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work\n<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"\n<LordSuggs> heh\n<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)\n<DeLorean> heh\n<DeLorean> ego
bash.org #6786:\n \n<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested\n<beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.
bash.org #6788:\n \n<drdink> hey\n<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?\n<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
bash.org #6789:\n \n<astyanax>  /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
bash.org #6791:\n \n<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra\n<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.\n<Kelly> heh!
bash.org #6794:\n \n<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
bash.org #6797:\n \n<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store\n<WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..\n<drdink> actually what you do\n<drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole\n<drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department\n<drdink> and plug it in to the pole\n<drdink> and you can walk around the store\n<drdink> and they can't catch you\n<drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
bash.org #6798:\n \n<bos> whats that goatse  website again ? I need it
bash.org #6800:\n \n<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!\n<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
bash.org #6802:\n \n<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic?   Ohh, you mean butt sex
bash.org #6803:\n \n<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a?\n<drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
bash.org #6804:\n \n<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted\n<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit\n<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
bash.org #6810:\n \n<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci\n<Funicide> awwwww oui\n<Unill> french?\n<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris
bash.org #6812:\n \n(user1) whio'\n(user1) is awke?!?2\n(user1) aggha\n(user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal
bash.org #6824:\n \n<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.\n<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
bash.org #6828:\n \n<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon?\n<Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend.\n<Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay.
bash.org #6833:\n \n* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.\n<loop> uh oh\n<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
bash.org #6834:\n \n<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.\n<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
bash.org #6836:\n \n<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.\n<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.\n<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
bash.org #6838:\n \n<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.\n<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?\n<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
bash.org #6842:\n \n<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings.
bash.org #6843:\n \n<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."\n<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that\n<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.
bash.org #6848:\n \n<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today\n<Iggz> i sat beside a priest\n<spoon> kinky\n<Iggz> ......
bash.org #6849:\n \n<cmw> ok how about this one\n<cmw> Dear Natalie,\n<cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together, forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other.\n<cmw> Yours Always,\n<cmw> Cody Crenshaw\n<ShadowFang11> yea, thats good
bash.org #6850:\n \n<@unlord> yah I've gotten good at typing in the past few dasy
bash.org #6852:\n \n<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
bash.org #6853:\n \n* t watches win2k grind to a halt\n<greg> Give it some credit.  It slows down quickly.
bash.org #6854:\n \n*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD!  New Mexico just hit Al Gore with that steel chair!  DAMN YOU, NEW MEXICO!  Why?  Why?  Why?!  Tell me why, you sonsabitches!)
bash.org #6857:\n \n*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)\nSeraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese.  :)
bash.org #6858:\n \nAbyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.\nMatt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
bash.org #6860:\n \n* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.\nRapunzel452: Oh, yeah.  Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf.\nAlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
bash.org #6862:\n \n* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch.\nFoenix: HA!  Joke's on you!  I had no plans to use that for years!
bash.org #6864:\n \n* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio.  He's not to her taste.\nRapunzel452: He used to be able to act.  Then he decided he didn't need to anymore.  I have little respect for an actor who lets himself get upstaged by a ship.\nhetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object in New Guinea, scares some folk.
bash.org #6867:\n \nBrooke: If I don't get a manicure, I'm going to stick my hands in the garbage disposal.\nLynxie: YOU CANNOT WRITE WITH NO HANDS!  I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 'TIL YOU LEARN TO TYPE WITH YOUR NOSE!!!!
bash.org #6868:\n \n* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff.  <G>  "Could you explain it to Brooke?"  "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
bash.org #6869:\n \n* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person.\nBrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person.  In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit!
bash.org #6870:\n \nBrucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily.  It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added.  :)  "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..."  "You get that thing away from him!"\nJim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones?  I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction?  A Scotsman?  Or a guy named "Bones"?\nBrucha: Something like that...  Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...\nJim Smith: He's such a slut...\nTangleToy: *wipes off screen*  I swear.  Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
bash.org #6871:\n \nAbyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The Brothers Drunk.'  :)\nPhil: Oh I dunno.  The purity of the alcohol is an important concept...\nDex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going to have to be pure.
bash.org #6872:\n \n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion\nTwistedSlinky: See.  Channy *really* likes you.  But watch out.  Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you to put out.
bash.org #6875:\n \n<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN\n    networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel] [password],\n    and I'll fix it for you!
bash.org #6876:\n \n<Spectra> hrm.  Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers".\n<Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service".
bash.org #6879:\n \n<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole.
bash.org #6883:\n \n(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound)
bash.org #6885:\n \n<rick_rizzy> dude how's this for a horror story\n<rick_rizzy> i just ate a hershey's kiss\n<rick_rizzy> but sort of half choked on it\n<rick_rizzy> some of it got caught in my throat\n<rick_rizzy> so i was all snorting and trying to cough it up\n<rick_rizzy> and now it's all up in my upper throat and nasal passage\n<rick_rizzy> I'M IN HELL
bash.org #6886:\n \n[Topic    ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'\n[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae
bash.org #6889:\n \n<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ?\n<jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ?
bash.org #6890:\n \n<sal> how to best explain the need for distributed systems to management? redundancy?\n<Morbus> bodies.\n<Morbus> think about it: if you bury a single body in one place, when the police find it, you're screwed.\n<Morbus> but cut a body up and bury it all over the place, and you're maximizing your potential.\n<sal> yeah im sure that'll hit close enough to home
bash.org #6891:\n \n<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk \n<chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs! \n<RazorX> so is she \n<chemdog> doh! \n<FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet? \n<RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back \n<FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that \n<RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man
bash.org #6892:\n \n<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN
bash.org #6893:\n \n<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me
bash.org #6899:\n \n<NalezWork> aaw fuck\n<NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah &
bash.org #6905:\n \n<sbp> oh, I just remembered something\n<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
bash.org #6908:\n \n<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death!\n<Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10!\n<Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller.\n<Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel!\n<Brentai> Well, crud.\n<Brentai> 1d10\n<Dildice> Brentai: 9\n<Brentai> Er, 1d20.\n<Brentai> 1d20\n<Dildice> Brentai: 14\n<Brentai> Crap, and crap.\n<Toen> squish\n<Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller.  It's a man's death.
bash.org #6909:\n \n<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
bash.org #6911:\n \n<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.\n<goosedaemon> really?\n<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
bash.org #6912:\n \n<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?\n<xf> Because that is what psychos do.\n<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?\n<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
bash.org #6914:\n \n<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
bash.org #6918:\n \n<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts\n<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
bash.org #6919:\n \n<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats\n<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?\n<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
bash.org #6921:\n \n<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P\n<Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho
bash.org #6922:\n \n<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.
bash.org #6923:\n \n<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?\n<piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
bash.org #6924:\n \n<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK\n<zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK\n<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK\n<zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS\n<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS\n<zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS\n<zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR\n<Nelson> zed; wtf song is that?\n<zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC
bash.org #6927:\n \n<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work
bash.org #6928:\n \n<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE!\n<piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!
bash.org #6930:\n \n<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors\n<psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"
bash.org #6931:\n \n<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support\n<Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal\n<michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience.\n<Ibrahim> that's the point.\n<Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things.\n<michael> Mmmm...no.\n<Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money.\n<michael> Mmmm...no.\n<Ibrahim> Free Donuts.\n<michael> Mmmm...no.\n<Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks.\n<Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video.\n<michael> How about we combine all of them?\n<Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks?\n<LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants.\n<michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P\n<Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!
bash.org #6932:\n \n<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance
bash.org #6934:\n \n<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.\n<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"
bash.org #6935:\n \n<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again\n<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
bash.org #6938:\n \n<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?\n<PyroP> hell.\n<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?\n<PyroP> hell.\n<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?\n<LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
bash.org #6942:\n \n<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy\n<Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/\n<Mr_Fish> ...\n<[SA]mr_box> yes\n<[SA]mr_box> lol\n<Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
bash.org #6945:\n \n<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"\n<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
bash.org #6948:\n \n<glasnost> 1040 ez e\n<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS
bash.org #6949:\n \n<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something...
bash.org #6951:\n \n<glasnost> i didn't have a life.\n<glasnost> i had a BBS.
bash.org #6954:\n \n<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.\n<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
bash.org #6955:\n \n<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/\n<glasnost> null: 5.0
bash.org #6956:\n \n<friction> hey hey.\n<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack\n<friction> i... don't know what that means.\n<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)\n<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist".  considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
bash.org #6958:\n \n<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots?
bash.org #6959:\n \n<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
bash.org #6960:\n \n<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine!  The side effects include mild coughing.
bash.org #6961:\n \n<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>\n<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
bash.org #6962:\n \n<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif?\n<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
bash.org #6963:\n \n<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here.  try AOL
bash.org #6964:\n \n<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long
bash.org #6965:\n \n<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.\n<kkf> hmm...  wow, another reason not to marry you :)\n<glasnost> ouch, that backfired
bash.org #6967:\n \n<kate> you MALE.  always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
bash.org #6969:\n \n<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast
bash.org #6970:\n \n<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school\n<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting\n<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
bash.org #6975:\n \n<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it\n<vampyr> i lost it networkically
bash.org #6976:\n \n* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner\n<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right\n* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
bash.org #6977:\n \n<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.\n<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.\n<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
bash.org #6978:\n \n<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
bash.org #6979:\n \n<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out\n<shiva> we chill next to the lions\n<shiva> with our gats\n<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
bash.org #6980:\n \n<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down\n<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
bash.org #6982:\n \n<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe \n<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
bash.org #6983:\n \n<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it\n<Animix> oooooooooooh\n<Animix> can I have your autograph
bash.org #6986:\n \n<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable\n<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
bash.org #6987:\n \n<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
bash.org #6992:\n \n<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller\n<warptail> like my wang.
bash.org #6994:\n \n<mgod> weights 300 or something  \n<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem\n<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
bash.org #6996:\n \n<Javi> a gijoe game would suck\n<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
bash.org #6998:\n \n<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
bash.org #7000:\n \n<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky\n<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...\n<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.\n<evenpar123> Lead bubble?\n<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.\n<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?\n<Slant> You could use the rain.\n<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?\n<mightyflo> use aol
bash.org #7001:\n \n<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have!\n<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
bash.org #7004:\n \n<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.                                                                                \n<@drini> kill him\n<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea\n<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice\n<@drini> as often
bash.org #7005:\n \n<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease\n<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)
bash.org #7009:\n \n<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
bash.org #7010:\n \n<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
bash.org #7013:\n \n<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
bash.org #7017:\n \n<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... \n<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
bash.org #7018:\n \nTopic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d \n<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
bash.org #7021:\n \n<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
bash.org #7022:\n \n<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
bash.org #7023:\n \n<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
bash.org #7025:\n \n<skychic> how do you exit channels?\n<anarch> use /quit\n*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)\n<anarch> heheh\n*** skychic has joined #lummies\n<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter\n<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies\n<skychic> cheers!\n*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
bash.org #7026:\n \n<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?  \n<zorack> hehe  \n<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
bash.org #7027:\n \n<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization\n<rb> weird\n<JtHM> heh\n<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS\n<rb> hahahaha
bash.org #7028:\n \n<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.\n<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.  The ability to hide.  \n<Rain> yeah, seriously.\n<Rain> The_tick - Huh?\n<The_Tick> That's all you need.\n<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.\n<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts\n<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel\n<Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.\n<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.\n<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
bash.org #7030:\n \n<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?" \n<Boog\|Happy> "Sniff it?"
bash.org #7031:\n \n<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE\n<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN\n<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING\n<Somebob> Can I have some?\n<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no.  this is my own personal stock.
bash.org #7033:\n \n<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"\n<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?\n<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it? \n<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
bash.org #7034:\n \n<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels \n<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW \n<Kash> ..STARVING \n<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
bash.org #7036:\n \n<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao? \n<Rattran> Stuck in a wall
bash.org #7038:\n \n<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp\n<casss> is that cause of vid card?\n<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy\n<sirg> but how does the codec know that?\n<JtHMx> it's magic\n<sirg> very cool!\n* sirg is way impressed
bash.org #7039:\n \n<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*\n<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
bash.org #7041:\n \n<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice? \n<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how? \n<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear \n<Kash> He wiped the blood on \n<Kash> fucker
bash.org #7048:\n \n<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing.  sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get
bash.org #7050:\n \n<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore. \n<Necron> :( \n*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill) \n<Conskill> Op war won.
bash.org #7053:\n \n<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper? \n<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them! \n<anarch> sweet \n* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain
bash.org #7056:\n \n<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
bash.org #7057:\n \n<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?\n<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?\n<Lazarus> Wrong Way.\n<Beki> this end up? :)\n<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
bash.org #7064:\n \n<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this \n* Staberinde points at his crotch \n<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!" \n<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives \n<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
bash.org #7065:\n \n<skatoni> will some one please help\n<shev> ya?\n<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer\n<shev> unplug your modem\n<skatoni> how?\n<shev> see those wires behind your computer?\n<shev> rip'em all out\n*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #7067:\n \n<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day \n<Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day \n*** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...) \n<Naivete> and harassed the christians.
bash.org #7069:\n \n<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail \n<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants
bash.org #7070:\n \n<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news? \n<Joe_> Lemme get my book \n<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle. \n<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"
bash.org #7072:\n \n<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is. \n<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools. \n<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right? \n<Joe_> It could work..
bash.org #7073:\n \n<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer. \n<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained. \n<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit. \n<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search. \n<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
bash.org #7074:\n \n<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom \n<Naivete> people look down on that? \n<Naivete> why? \n<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh \n<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her
bash.org #7077:\n \n<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
bash.org #7079:\n \n<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....\n<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
bash.org #7083:\n \n<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"? \n<Joe_> Yes. \n<Kiler> I'd still do her \n<Rain\|Joker> She's borderline \n<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe \n<Pander> Desperation is the key factor. \n<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy \n<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful". \n<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
bash.org #7086:\n \n<JanetBabe> love is the answer\n<Weather> What was the question?\n<DulRiff> what is 6 times 9?\n<JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin?
bash.org #7088:\n \n<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good. \n<Soul\|gone> it has been 24 hours. \n<Soul\|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye \n<Naivete> that would make me rather sad. \n<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you. \n<Naivete> but still pretty sad. \n<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad \n<Naivete> exactly
bash.org #7089:\n \n<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks \n<Bieeardo> Holy shit.  That's... oy. \n<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL \n<Kash> circuit \n<Kash> lol \n<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ?
bash.org #7090:\n \n<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad.  I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far.  oh wait
bash.org #7091:\n \n<Madman> woohoo! \n<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level! \n<CrashCat> gratz \n<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store
bash.org #7098:\n \n<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White? \n<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers \n<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town? \n<Kash> yea \n<Kash> pretty damn fun \n<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.
bash.org #7106:\n \n(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there\n(Lanfear) what concert?\n(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials\n(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.\n(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually\n(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others\n(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?
bash.org #7108:\n \n(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"\n(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.
bash.org #7109:\n \n(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass.
bash.org #7110:\n \n<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo"
bash.org #7111:\n \n<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.\n<piman> PyroP, Uh...\n<aer> I see..\n<PyroP> ^banging^banging on
bash.org #7113:\n \n<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes\n<@AgentAce> because they got soul\n<@AgentAce> err sole
bash.org #7116:\n \n* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x
bash.org #7118:\n \n<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious\n<HowLeTT> seriously
bash.org #7119:\n \n<Philly_B> <--------->\n<Philly_B> hmm...\n<Philly_B> the set of all real numbers\n(*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order.
bash.org #7120:\n \n<AgentAce1> hmm\n<AgentAce1> well that's interesting\n<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit
bash.org #7121:\n \n<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town
bash.org #7123:\n \n<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? \n<Mako> insufficient boobage \n<Grant> That too.
bash.org #7124:\n \n<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account. \n<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO \n<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
bash.org #7125:\n \n<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip \n<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip \n<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though
bash.org #7126:\n \n<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE \n<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE \n<Kash> LOOK AT ME \n<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE \n*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN) \n<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
bash.org #7128:\n \n<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist \n<CrashCat> rodents? \n<CrashCat> size? \n<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology. \n<Madman> haha \n<CrashCat> ...
bash.org #7129:\n \n<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing \n<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you \n<Kranrev> tigerassing \n<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :) \n<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
bash.org #7132:\n \n<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon\n<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
bash.org #7133:\n \n<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee \n<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee \n<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo \n<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
bash.org #7136:\n \n* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n\n<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap \n<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all? \n<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :) \n<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal. \n<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes
bash.org #7137:\n \n<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police. \n<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P \n<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually \n<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder
bash.org #7138:\n \n<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room
bash.org #7139:\n \n<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is. \n<Rasputin> children \n<Sbot> children are VERY expensive
bash.org #7141:\n \n<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows \n<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file \n<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.
bash.org #7143:\n \n<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?\n<Delusion> Dan:  Yes, if it's cooked well.
bash.org #7145:\n \n<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.
bash.org #7148:\n \n<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel\n<_Rojo_> christ\n<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay
bash.org #7152:\n \n<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad\n<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that\n<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground\n<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC\n<Fryboy> ahahahah\n\n-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him
bash.org #7153:\n \n<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin \n<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.\n<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.\n<bumr> cunnilinux
bash.org #7155:\n \n<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles
bash.org #7156:\n \n<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn \n<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
bash.org #7157:\n \n<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real\n<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off
bash.org #7158:\n \n<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back\n<tize> thats too long\n<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright
bash.org #7160:\n \n<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on\n<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
bash.org #7161:\n \n<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man\n<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears\n<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing\n<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
bash.org #7162:\n \n<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias \n<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere
bash.org #7163:\n \n<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur\n<GORE> it is\n<GORE> beleive me it is\n<GORE> to me
bash.org #7165:\n \n<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring\n<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D\n<Mousey> so is an apron
bash.org #7167:\n \n<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate\n<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11\n<Mousey> lying cunt
bash.org #7171:\n \n::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober\n::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk
bash.org #7172:\n \n<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..\n<Mousey> well boggles\n<Mousey> if she thinks im edible\n<Mousey> she probably is fat\n<Mousey> i have no fat on me\n<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
bash.org #7174:\n \n<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
bash.org #7175:\n \n<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??\n<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
bash.org #7177:\n \n<Tyson> kegs rule\n<Tyson> im gonna marry one\n<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
bash.org #7178:\n \n<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know\n<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
bash.org #7179:\n \n<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
bash.org #7183:\n \n(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program\n(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?
bash.org #7187:\n \n<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
bash.org #7190:\n \n<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
bash.org #7192:\n \n<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"
bash.org #7194:\n \n<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit\n<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
bash.org #7198:\n \n<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you \n<@Web> russian men get upset easily
bash.org #7199:\n \n<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for \n<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1 \n<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
bash.org #7200:\n \n<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!\n<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.\n<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..\n<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
bash.org #7201:\n \n<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence\n<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet
bash.org #7206:\n \n<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me\n<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users\n<Bane> that's what i say\n<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them\n<Bane> *sob*\n<Bane> just a cum receptacle
bash.org #7214:\n \n<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove
bash.org #7215:\n \n<geekster> mossibly\n<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers\n<geekster> ARSE!!
bash.org #7216:\n \n<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt\n<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt\n<eod> heh\n<weis> cat t-shirt \| sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
bash.org #7219:\n \n<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)\n<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us
bash.org #7220:\n \n*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"\n<Hiro> *growl*\n*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"\n*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"\n<Hiro> she isnt a women\n<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell\n<Hiro> a demon possessed her\n<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive\n*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"\n<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool\n<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself\n<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....\n<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin
bash.org #7221:\n \n*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."\n*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"\n<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
bash.org #7223:\n \n<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!
bash.org #7224:\n \n***  mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"\n<Minko> grrrr\n<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there\n*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come"\n<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend\n<Minko> I've got big things planned\n*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"\n<Minko> Aaargh
bash.org #7226:\n \n<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.\n<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth.  o/~\n<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.\n<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.\n<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?\n<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.\n<Hawx> True
bash.org #7227:\n \n<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.\n<Wesley> an insult?
bash.org #7229:\n \nasjk] !list\n[asjk] anyone know a good open ftp?\n[ck1] 127.0.0.1\n[asjk] need a userid/pw\n[ck1]anonymous\n[bluerose] oh come on give him the good account\n[ck1] :)\n[bluerose] l: hax0r\n[bluerose] p: 31337\n[asjk] thx
bash.org #7230:\n \n[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called\nbrainfuck.\n[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
bash.org #7231:\n \n<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm.\n<dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.
bash.org #7235:\n \n<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?\n<Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
bash.org #7239:\n \n<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS?\n<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
bash.org #7244:\n \n<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899 \n<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia \n<Grumman> imagine that
bash.org #7245:\n \n<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can <Sock_Monkee> shrug \n<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
bash.org #7247:\n \n<sylwia> I'm drawing black people \n<sylwia> for a poster for my english class \n<sylwia> I think I made tham too black\n<sylwia> you can't really see their faces
bash.org #7248:\n \n<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!!
bash.org #7250:\n \n<yunicus> god has so many stalkers
bash.org #7252:\n \n<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass
bash.org #7259:\n \n<Jay> how do u spell nebour\n<nc> neighbour\n<nc> haha\n<Jay> kthx\n<Jay> how do u spell ritch\n<nc> rich u moron\n<DX> rofl\n<Jay> well\n<DX> u dum cunt jay\n<Jay> so what if i cant spell\n<Jay> i type it in spell check\n<Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions\n<nc> MS never reckoned on Jay
bash.org #7264:\n \n<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.\n<Tigrrr> i like food.\n<edoc> I gas puppies in mine\n<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
bash.org #7265:\n \n<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon or who is daemon explain \n<Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who  return the \n<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
bash.org #7268:\n \n( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out
bash.org #7269:\n \n(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game \n(bern) what do i do if that happens? \n(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
bash.org #7270:\n \n( Lev       ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!\n( Lev       ) BEFORE THE WATER!\n( Lev       ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bash.org #7272:\n \n( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining\n( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene\n( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box\n( Lev       ) but you ddr like a motherfucker
bash.org #7273:\n \n( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say\n( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen\n( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
bash.org #7275:\n \n[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :(((
bash.org #7276:\n \n( Fuzzy     ) like flicking through his images dir\n( Lev       ) oh i thought you said "licking"\n( Lev       ) how peculiar\n( Teddy     ) Lev: is there something on your mind?\n( Teddy     ) you seem a little pre-occupied...\n( Lev       ) wouldn't you lick to find out
bash.org #7278:\n \n( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?\n( Lev       ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
bash.org #7280:\n \n( Lev       ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
bash.org #7282:\n \n( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet\n( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is\n( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight\n( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid\n( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n
bash.org #7283:\n \n( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health\n( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)\n( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school
bash.org #7284:\n \n( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc\n( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"
bash.org #7285:\n \n( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-\n( Khorne-   ) fmita?\n( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =)\n( Khorne-   ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p\n( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it\n( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?
bash.org #7286:\n \n( Comatose  ) play dough is the food of kings\n( Chino     ) play dough is too salty\n( Comatose  ) but its not as crunchy as crayons
bash.org #7288:\n \n<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night\n<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick\n<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her\n<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird\n<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too\n<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee\n<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with\n<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish\n<gridbug> Yep.\n<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.\n<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit\n<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her
bash.org #7291:\n \n<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked\n<Iced> it must be that\n<NepCHooN> ide cable?\n<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?\n<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!
bash.org #7292:\n \n<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car\n<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to \n<bytraper> they really make the car\n<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres\n<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
bash.org #7293:\n \n<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then you sit a while longer  and the urge goes away so you call her to bring you beer
bash.org #7294:\n \n<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!\n<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think\n<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running\n<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?\n<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
bash.org #7297:\n \n<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick .. been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a great person .. but .. id rather not again :)\n<OutLore> hehe\n<OutLore> agreed\n<bytraper> hahahaha\n<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff\n<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed
bash.org #7299:\n \n<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok\n<Lord-Data> lol\n<Lord-Data> till you find the penis
bash.org #7300:\n \n<bytraper> well.. you know what they say\n<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend
bash.org #7302:\n \n<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet\n<Tolkan> im smark... \n<Tolkan> smart.
bash.org #7304:\n \n<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day\n<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D\n<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
bash.org #7308:\n \n<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage\n<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...\n<DarkImportGrey> but it's close\n<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping\n<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
bash.org #7309:\n \n<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)\n<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses
bash.org #7312:\n \n<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!
bash.org #7316:\n \n<alisia> I'm fat\n<dave> you're not fat you fat ass
bash.org #7318:\n \n<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now
bash.org #7322:\n \n<chris> Spit or Swallow?\n<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow
bash.org #7323:\n \n<Kisa> Don&#8217;t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers.  For some reason I always try telekinesis.\n<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.\n<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.\n<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?\n<Kojedub> Yeah.\n<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.\n* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone\n<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.\n<Kojedub> Just, you know.\n<Kojedub> Stupid.
bash.org #7326:\n \n<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy\n<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it
bash.org #7327:\n \n<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?\n<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it
bash.org #7329:\n \n<fiXie> me have black eye :(\n<ArioZ`> from whats?\n<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course
bash.org #7330:\n \n<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?\n<Domino> guess so...\n<Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up
bash.org #7331:\n \n*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,... Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)\n<Pingu> Hey!\n<Pingu> Im a penguin!
bash.org #7332:\n \n<AshiFoo> I just need a life now\n<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection
bash.org #7333:\n \n<RoboGum> mmmm, porn\n<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn\n<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut\n<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!\n<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then\n<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party
bash.org #7334:\n \n<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11\n<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff\n<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time\n<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
bash.org #7339:\n \n<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?\n<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
bash.org #7342:\n \n<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me!
bash.org #7343:\n \n<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower
bash.org #7344:\n \n<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all \n<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
bash.org #7345:\n \n<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles \n<chin> that way the system pays for itself
bash.org #7348:\n \n<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast\n<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods
bash.org #7352:\n \n<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated\n<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right
bash.org #7355:\n \n<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
bash.org #7356:\n \n<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :)\n<lsd> hehehe\n<lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'?\n<lsd> nananananananana\n<lsd> SCOMAN!\n<zeitgeist> lol\n<lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole!\n<zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!
bash.org #7357:\n \n<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that\n<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)\n<lsd> hehe\n<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P\n<Fryboy> hehe\n<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"\n<lsd> lol\n<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother\n<Fryboy> O_O\n<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO\n<zeitgeist> lol
bash.org #7358:\n \n<HrdwrBoB> alchohol\n<HrdwrBoB> is \n<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz\n<Fryboy>   er\n<Fryboy>   thought that was necter\n<HrdwrBoB> nah\n<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
bash.org #7359:\n \n* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year\n<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect\n<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse\n<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
bash.org #7361:\n \n<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.\n<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin\n<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...\n<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17\n<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?\n<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview\n<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?\n<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl\n<devilgrl> exactly
bash.org #7369:\n \n<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers\n<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?\n<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears\n<qux> like Mr Spock?\n<NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all
bash.org #7374:\n \n<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...\n<xcon6> minesweeper?\n<[[tom]]> final fantasy x\n<xcon6> same thing
bash.org #7375:\n \n<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman\n* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll\n<Philgone> toasty warm\n<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?\n<Philgone> no.. roland
bash.org #7376:\n \n<herman> its easy as abxc
bash.org #7383:\n \n<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it
bash.org #7384:\n \n<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive\n<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2\n<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
bash.org #7386:\n \n<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands...
bash.org #7391:\n \n<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died.\n<Kaff> he died of lung cancer.\n<Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways.\n<Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags.\n<Kaff> haha
bash.org #7392:\n \n<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed\n<Dane> and he was looking like spewing\n<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule\n<Tippytoes> which is?\n<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"\n<KKKBitch> heh\n<Dane> and he looked in his pocket\n<Dane> and goes\n<Dane> "I can cover that"\n<Dane> "lets go get curry"
bash.org #7395:\n \n<@BondAway> i better get to work\n<@IceWizard> heh\n<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine\n<@BondAway> and then drive me home
bash.org #7412:\n \n<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
bash.org #7418:\n \n<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel
bash.org #7419:\n \n<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D\n<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS\n<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES\n<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS\n<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING\n<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d\n<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
bash.org #7420:\n \n<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today\n<A\|exander> you just did.\n<firebrand> fuck you ;)
bash.org #7421:\n \n<WargasM> i like chocolate\n<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies\n<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
bash.org #7423:\n \n<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?
bash.org #7425:\n \n<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways\n<stx-suicidal> werd\n<stx-suicidal> inches are gay\n<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
bash.org #7426:\n \n<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[\n<glasnost> err\n<glasnost> =]\n<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes
bash.org #7427:\n \n<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think\n<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.
bash.org #7428:\n \n<Phuser> my fan club has a member\n<Phuser> my member has a fan club
bash.org #7429:\n \n<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock
bash.org #7431:\n \n*** MathAngel has left #vancouver\n<Phuser> math angel?\n<bv3> wtf is a math angel\n<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen\n*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard\n<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee
bash.org #7432:\n \n<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?\n<Orz> 12 right?\n<jennjenn> 12??\n<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.\n<Orz> Idiot.
bash.org #7433:\n \n<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.\n<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.\n<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.\n* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...\n<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...\n<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"
bash.org #7435:\n \n<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.\n<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.\n<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!\n*** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<Phuser> damn\n* Phuser throws his hands in the air\n<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!
bash.org #7436:\n \n<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?\n<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
bash.org #7437:\n \n<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex\n<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks\n<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway\n<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered\n*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks
bash.org #7439:\n \n<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here\n<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see
bash.org #7443:\n \n<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"\n<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?\n<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over?
bash.org #7444:\n \n<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.\n<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.\n<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.\n* volsung_ perks up.\n<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'\n* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.\n<volsung_> :)\n<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.\n<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?\n<Paradox> I'm not sure.\n<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.  An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.\n<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
bash.org #7450:\n \n<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not\n<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant\n<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver"\n<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao\n<@splurge> HAHAHA\n<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time"\n<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld\n<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard\n<@Bojangle> Me too
bash.org #7452:\n \n*** Now talking in #-[TF]-\n*** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)'
bash.org #7453:\n \n<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.
bash.org #7454:\n \n<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable\n<rwxr-xr-x> ridable
bash.org #7455:\n \n<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately\n<E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh?
bash.org #7456:\n \nAhmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN \n<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---\nahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR
bash.org #7457:\n \n<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?\n<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)
bash.org #7458:\n \n<loathe> CF 5 is way way better\n<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?
bash.org #7459:\n \n<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties\n<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith.
bash.org #7461:\n \n<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!\n<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1\n<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!
bash.org #7463:\n \n<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?\n<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited
bash.org #7464:\n \n<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!\n<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1\n<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!
bash.org #7466:\n \n<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now\n<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street\n<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a\n       sledgehammer
bash.org #7467:\n \n<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now\n<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers\n<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control \n         over it
bash.org #7469:\n \n<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today\n<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?\n<gage> i sho did\n<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good\n<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a\n         beer like normal people anymore
bash.org #7473:\n \n<@straylight> ARGH\n<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?\n<@straylight> ...\n<@straylight> other than me?
bash.org #7475:\n \n<w3nis> this bread smells weird\n<w3nis> but tastes fine\n<Guilty> Much like a penis
bash.org #7476:\n \n* rax humps Arwen`\n<Arwen`> rax: down boy!\n* rax humps lower
bash.org #7477:\n \n* terra begins dousing people in gasoline\n<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?\n<terra> Shush\n<terra> it's perfume
bash.org #7478:\n \n[Demon5] ;p\n[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
bash.org #7479:\n \n<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one\n<wolfnip> how did you know that?\n<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
bash.org #7483:\n \n<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on
bash.org #7484:\n \n<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate.
bash.org #7485:\n \n<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i
bash.org #7486:\n \n<hopi> let's talk about my need for once\n<hopi> er wrong window
bash.org #7490:\n \n<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
bash.org #7493:\n \n<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck\n<Kender> well yes and no
bash.org #7494:\n \n<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"
bash.org #7495:\n \n<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit
bash.org #7496:\n \n<Aura> oh my god\n<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials\n<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy\n<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails\n<Aura> going into a diaper\n<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
bash.org #7497:\n \n<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness
bash.org #7498:\n \n<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?
bash.org #7499:\n \n<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE
bash.org #7501:\n \n<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
bash.org #7502:\n \n<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah\n<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..\n<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance\n<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water\n<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..\n<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"\n<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
bash.org #7503:\n \n<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable'
bash.org #7508:\n \n<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory  :(
bash.org #7509:\n \n<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle
bash.org #7511:\n \n<orb2k> raves are just an excuse\n<jovana> for what?\n<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
bash.org #7513:\n \n<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked
bash.org #7515:\n \n<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
bash.org #7517:\n \n<rawkus> fuckin women.\n<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism\n<rawkus> wtf?
bash.org #7518:\n \n<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life
bash.org #7519:\n \n<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes\n<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost
bash.org #7520:\n \n<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?\n<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?
bash.org #7523:\n \n<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine
bash.org #7524:\n \n<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format
bash.org #7525:\n \n<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix
bash.org #7526:\n \n<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you\n<yunicus> yer a dear heart\n<yunicus> really\n<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
bash.org #7527:\n \n<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.
bash.org #7529:\n \n<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit
bash.org #7530:\n \n<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow
bash.org #7533:\n \n<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup
bash.org #7535:\n \n<orb06> something red and semi-opaque\n<orb06> said it was "stool softener"\n<orb06> Im like wtf\n<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am\n<orb06> and left without it\n<orb06> no pain no gain\n<orb06> thats what I say
bash.org #7536:\n \n<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want
bash.org #7539:\n \n< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
bash.org #7540:\n \n< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing
bash.org #7541:\n \n< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??\n< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
bash.org #7542:\n \n< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?\n< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.\n< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?
bash.org #7543:\n \n< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it\n< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)\n< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :)
bash.org #7544:\n \n< telex > i love god\n< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.
bash.org #7545:\n \n< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)\n< annie > yeah\n< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
bash.org #7547:\n \n[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter \n[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
bash.org #7549:\n \n[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
bash.org #7552:\n \n[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time
bash.org #7553:\n \n[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.
bash.org #7554:\n \n[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils
bash.org #7555:\n \n[anakin] man i love microsoft visio \n[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :) \n[anakin] what question did you have? \n[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc? \n[Bayls] is it visio enterprise? \n[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet \n[anakin] na i only have professional \n[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :) \n[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too \n[Bayls] sensational! \n[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;) \n[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh \n[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.
bash.org #7556:\n \n<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch\n<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
bash.org #7557:\n \n[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale... \n[NissanKin] $20k \n[NissanKin] R30 \n[NissanKin] fastest in Oz \n[Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse. \n[NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels \n[Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.
bash.org #7558:\n \n<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep\n<thine_cow\|PHP\|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!\n<FlagshipX> hmm\n<thine_cow\|PHP\|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)
bash.org #7559:\n \nfoop> computers need to burst into flames more often
bash.org #7564:\n \n<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor\n<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times\n<foop> that ain't good
bash.org #7565:\n \n<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY\n<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years\n<rbgrn> no one did.\n<foop> because nobody cared
bash.org #7568:\n \n<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations\n<sneak> i'm talking about apache
bash.org #7569:\n \n<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
bash.org #7570:\n \n<foop> shower --hot --wet &
bash.org #7571:\n \n<foop> leif is having a party?\n<ross_> yeah\n<foop> does he know that he's having a party?\n<Chieze> of course not\n<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up
bash.org #7572:\n \n<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...\n<foop> like white people can tell the difference
bash.org #7576:\n \n<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men
bash.org #7577:\n \n<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
bash.org #7578:\n \n*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie\n<Cov-poopie> got shit to do
bash.org #7586:\n \n<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :( \n<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay \n<Avium> no offense you sack of shit
bash.org #7587:\n \n*** FAG has joined #us-opers\n<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?
bash.org #7588:\n \n<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid \n<human> then marry this kid to enya \n<human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30 \n<human> then you'll get some nice tunes
bash.org #7590:\n \n*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}\n*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c \n<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD
bash.org #7591:\n \n<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry\n<billa> you need to respect.\n<billa> to scared youll break down\n<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life\n<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am
bash.org #7598:\n \n<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees\n<Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face
bash.org #7600:\n \n<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice\n<Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing\n<bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice\n* Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together
bash.org #7601:\n \n<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski\n<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares
bash.org #7604:\n \n<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me\n<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay"\n<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings\n<pagan> LOL\n<CellY> he just siad have a nice day
bash.org #7606:\n \n<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter?\n<_p> no, my family hates god.
bash.org #7607:\n \n<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.\n<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick.
bash.org #7609:\n \n<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself.
bash.org #7610:\n \n<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound\n<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times\n<shadok> i blame flouride
bash.org #7612:\n \n<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork bork!"
bash.org #7619:\n \n<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..\n<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be?
bash.org #7620:\n \n<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal\n<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free\n  "compensation camps"
bash.org #7623:\n \n<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home\n<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of "getCommunications"\n<Beesta> *shudder*
bash.org #7627:\n \n<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!\n<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!\n<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!\n<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!\n* ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil\n<Ratty`> ergh\n<Ratty`> it's all sticky\n<ToRMeNTeD> you told me to
bash.org #7630:\n \n<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough\n<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread
bash.org #7635:\n \n<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;\n<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares\n<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike\n* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs
bash.org #7638:\n \n<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo\n<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!\n<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com\n<com4> i didn't say that\n<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs
bash.org #7639:\n \n<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old\n<o\|ooo\|o\|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust
bash.org #7645:\n \n<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite\n<@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me\n<@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later\n<@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big glob of preperation h\n<@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself\n<@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:\n<@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/divorce.
bash.org #7652:\n \n* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.\n<{{[o\|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home.
bash.org #7654:\n \nDominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt child that I am\nDominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc\nDominion: I havent carressed it since the first day\nDominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its aluminium
bash.org #7658:\n \n<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them\n<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive\n<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its 127.0.0.1\n<TheOnyx> heh\n<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?\n<xwred1> its an address\n<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?\n<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me\n<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him
bash.org #7659:\n \n<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me?  I have lots of friends, I can wares lunix for free.  thats what hackers use, isn't it? \n<TheOnyx> You want to warez linux?\n<xwred1> you have to, I hear that unix stuff is expensive.  windows me came with my gateway, I tried to ask them for lunix but they told me not to get it because it was buggy and stuff
bash.org #7661:\n \n<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...
bash.org #7666:\n \n<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive \n<Rustblade> oh shit \n<Rustblade> you know what I realized \n<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler \n<Rustblade> I didn't think of that
bash.org #7670:\n \n(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called? \n(_uaioe): motardo's fart
bash.org #7672:\n \n<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?
bash.org #7675:\n \n<@WoNkS> omg it came up already\n<@motardo> your wang?
bash.org #7676:\n \n<motardo> i iron my curvy wang
bash.org #7679:\n \n<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game? \n<Sharp\|DoD> i play it every day with my sock \n<Sharp\|DoD> woops
bash.org #7681:\n \n* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life:\nonce went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)\n* harbor21 is a suble cheater
bash.org #7682:\n \n<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.\n<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros
bash.org #7683:\n \n<Spyder-> AOL also sucks\n*** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])
bash.org #7689:\n \n<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today\n<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
bash.org #7691:\n \n*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez\n<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap\n<OutLore> indeed\n<OutLore> howd you guess?\n<OutLore> i mean nothing.\n<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude\n<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking\n\n* OutLore blushes
bash.org #7692:\n \n<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic\n<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?\n<evilmarq> up my arse\n<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?\n<evilmarq> yes\n<Rawr> Why?\n<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
bash.org #7693:\n \n<Phuser> fuck me.\n<FadeJade> Why\n<Phuser> i have no good reason
bash.org #7699:\n \n<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?\n<_8ight> yeah. screws.
bash.org #7701:\n \n<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me\n<bobthecow> oi someone op me\n<Felix1> bob type alt-f4\n<Ludwigvan> hehe\n*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)\n<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!\n<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA\n<Astro}> oh my god ...\n<Felix1> :D\n<Felix1> oops :p\n*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol\n<bobthecow> err\n<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob\n<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob\n<Felix1> sorry bob :D\n<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed
bash.org #7703:\n \n<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself. \n<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. ))\n<Multus> Er... \n<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps.  What madness do I speak?  I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land.  Yes?
bash.org #7705:\n \n* fingle sets mode +owned Maels \n* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
bash.org #7706:\n \narchon > man, that was fun \narchon > hooray for hack tools and logs \nz0e > lumberjack blowjob?
bash.org #7707:\n \n<ShrikeX> YEAH\n<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK\n<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.
bash.org #7709:\n \n<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are\n<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment\n<Logomancr> ;P\n<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"\n<lev\|> "on screen"\n<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"\n<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish\n<Logomancr> that would be so l33t
bash.org #7710:\n \n<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh\n<Fakester> no\n<Fakester> he should be banned at all times\n<Fakester> IMO\n<DN\|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth
bash.org #7711:\n \n<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps\n<sc1> jesus this sucks\n<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.\n<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.
bash.org #7712:\n \n<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?\n<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.\n<[-tOrn-]> hmm\n<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)\n<Jaykul> ResHack\n* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..\n<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.
bash.org #7713:\n \n<TonyD> you hatiater\n<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?\n<TonyD> it's a word I just made up\n<TonyD> someone who radiates hate
bash.org #7714:\n \n<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom\n<kez> er, I mean\n<kez> easter?
bash.org #7717:\n \n<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste\n<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste\n<kez> you missed a bit off the end\n<cosmok> ?\n<kez> </html>
bash.org #7718:\n \n<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up\n<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"\n<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."
bash.org #7719:\n \n* c6 is going to start a radio station\n<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive\n<Jaykul> lol\n<Jaykul> you even have a license?\n<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no\n<[-tOrn-]> ;)\n<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
bash.org #7723:\n \n<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase\n<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
bash.org #7724:\n \n<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?\n<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
bash.org #7734:\n \n<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
bash.org #7749:\n \n<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!\n<RTT> err thats normal\n<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!\n<RTT> Yes?\n<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?\n<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping\n<ViViD> Shutup you geek
bash.org #7755:\n \n<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring\n<Mulder> lol\n<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
bash.org #7758:\n \n<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually\n<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth\n<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
bash.org #7760:\n \n<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
bash.org #7761:\n \n<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day\n<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
bash.org #7764:\n \n<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work\n<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
bash.org #7765:\n \n<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge\n<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20\n<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it\n<anathema> yeah\n<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank\n<faz__> haha\n<anathema> haha\n<koko> bahaha\n<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it\n<faz__> sam sells 6 copies\n<n> oh yeah?\n<n> well in that case\n<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
bash.org #7766:\n \n*** booger is now known as BROADCAST\n* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
bash.org #7767:\n \n<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas\n<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho\n<faustwork> i feel like a goon\n<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
bash.org #7769:\n \n<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner\n<n> lol\n<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole\n<booger> thats gotta hurt\n<pat> nair?\n<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?\n<pat> e-mail her and find out\n<n> uhm\n<n> thats a he\n<booger> OMG
bash.org #7770:\n \n<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?\n<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"\n<Destruct> ?\n*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )\n<booger> type /server fxfire instead\n<booger> that might work better\n*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
bash.org #7772:\n \n<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer\n<chaowork> ouch\n<Booger> hah\n<chaowork> by a chick?\n<Booger> try to NOT do that\n<ph^pr0phet> yea\n<ph^pr0phet> heh\n<Booger> or wear a nutcup\n<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
bash.org #7774:\n \n<chaowork> dont singe the wenis\n<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky\n<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics\n<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
bash.org #7775:\n \n<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer\n<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out\n<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag\n<n> then he'll play q3
bash.org #7778:\n \n<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some\n<Booger> mmm, some
bash.org #7779:\n \n<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics\n<Booger> the new standard:\n<u238\|duhasst> hehe\n<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
bash.org #7780:\n \n<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?\n<ana_class> dude\n<ana_class> seriously stfu\n<faustwork> lol\n<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?\n<DarthN> HAHAHAHA\n<DarthN> ROFL\n<chaoworky> haha\n<DarthN> omg hahaha\n<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?\n<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet\n<DarthN> omg
bash.org #7781:\n \n<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist\n<n2d2> oh my god\n<chaobacca> 11:36:54\n<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine\n<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
bash.org #7782:\n \n<faustwork> she looks good\n<chaommm> is she hot?\n<faustwork> id bang her\n<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit\n<faustwork> id bang her with no beer\n<chaommm> WOAH
bash.org #7786:\n \n<nakedpretzel>  The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...
bash.org #7787:\n \n<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys\n<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"
bash.org #7788:\n \n<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.
bash.org #7790:\n \n<zyrowan> when I have a fiance\n<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls\n<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job\n<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
bash.org #7794:\n \n<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard\n<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG\n<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was\n<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
bash.org #7795:\n \n<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
bash.org #7796:\n \n<Daki> thanks i know\n<Azalyn> aww\n<Azalyn> *smack*\n<Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked\n<Azalyn> *smack*smack*\n<Azalyn> awwwww!!!!\n<Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o i think i killed him >.<\n*** Daki (gg@sc-66-74-86-145.socal.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<Azalyn> O_O
bash.org #7797:\n \n<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat\n<Linguica> wtf\n<Linguica> wait a minute\n<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat\n<Linguica> no it wouldnt
bash.org #7801:\n \n(PJ) grrr\n(PJ) a car alarm is going off\n(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR\n(PJ) fuck\n(PJ) its our car
bash.org #7802:\n \n<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)\n<xetlain> wise words.\n<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes
bash.org #7804:\n \n<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad\n<Ouroboros> Busted!\n<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."\n<Affe> haha\n<Affe> she's all like "asshole"
bash.org #7806:\n \n<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?\n<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40\n<FireFox12> wrong\n<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california\n<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
bash.org #7809:\n \n*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ\n<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask)\n<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up\n<surfnazi> np\n*** surfnazi has left #clanmc\n<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?\n<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?\n<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass
bash.org #7810:\n \n<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site\n<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese\n<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool\n<[SCSI]anon> doubt it\n<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt\n<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means\n<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese\n<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond\n<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
bash.org #7812:\n \n<Allen> what about Hall? \n<CactusJac> he died \n<Mikey316> he was arrested \n<Allen> make up your mind.. \n<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
bash.org #7813:\n \n* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)- \n* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
bash.org #7814:\n \n<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :) \n<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
bash.org #7816:\n \n<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
bash.org #7817:\n \n<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures screwin around
bash.org #7819:\n \n<kt> collars are still ugly on people.\n<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?\n<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.\n* Adri784 thinks about that\n<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship
bash.org #7820:\n \n<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
bash.org #7822:\n \n* spacely sets mode: +o splurge\n<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs\n<splurge> [sigh]\n<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!\n<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)\n<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty \n<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
bash.org #7823:\n \n<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad.
bash.org #7825:\n \n*** Now talking in #physics\n<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"\n<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
bash.org #7827:\n \nSession Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999\n<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)\n<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead\n<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!\n<miss> do i want to though....\n<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)\n<miss> whinge to anaconda\n<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one\n<Ludi> Thanks!\n<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?\n<miss> wtf!?!?\n<Ludi> uhh nothing.\n<Ludi> BYE\nSession Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
bash.org #7828:\n \n<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now\n<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON\n<spazzer> AKA\n<spazzer> CIVICSI\n<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?\n<spazzer> hahaha\n<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI\n<aNuBiS-> roflmfao\n<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON\n<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston\n<KK> the people at work are ricers..\n<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer\n<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now\n<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly\n<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER\n<LennyNero> hahaha\n<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron\n<civicsi> uhhh, no\n<civicsi> I am MCSE asshole\n<Darn> haha\n<pHatBUDDa> haha\n<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason Preston.. I can see your home address\n<civicsi> I have experience\n<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a jerkoff extroidinaire\n<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?\n<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK\n<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right\n<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?\n<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
bash.org #7831:\n \n<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III\nchips are going to get in the next few weeks?\n<TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles.  :)\n<Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought!  Massively parallel floor tiles -\na kitchen floor you can count on!
bash.org #7832:\n \n* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`.  I dare you\n\n[five minutes pass]\n\n<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.\n<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.\n<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.\n<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.\n* rob` .. snickers madly\n<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat\n<phenyx> real funny.\n<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.\n<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass.
bash.org #7837:\n \n<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.\n<Zulu> possibilities.\n<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.
bash.org #7838:\n \n<rob`> wai, self-pity.  is there anything more pathetic? :)\n<nev> *nod* whining about it on irc ;)
bash.org #7839:\n \n<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
bash.org #7841:\n \n<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.\n<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.\n<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?\n<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.
bash.org #7842:\n \n<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.\n<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
bash.org #7845:\n \n....  I love the way Microsoft follows standards.  In much the same manner \nthat fish follow migrating caribou.\n  			-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
bash.org #7848:\n \nDamocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/`\nZibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)\nZibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar\nZibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)\nZibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %)\nDamocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war!\nE_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!\n%
bash.org #7849:\n \n<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"\n<FadeJade> Fuck yeah\n<Phuser> hell yes\n<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?\n<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks
bash.org #7850:\n \n<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...\n<psychicbug> me too\n<JoeCuervo> shaddap
bash.org #7852:\n \n<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL\n<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex
bash.org #7854:\n \n[Zaun] Zoid?\n[Zoid] Yes?\n[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?\n[Zoid] No\n[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?
bash.org #7855:\n \n<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls\n<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ... \n<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time\n<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts
bash.org #7857:\n \n[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the bathroom?
bash.org #7859:\n \n<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.\n<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about\n<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
bash.org #7863:\n \n<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-, \n<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"
bash.org #7866:\n \n<Danzo> damn big txt file \n<Danzo> B I G <peaches> \n* peaches watches notepad crash \n<peaches> should've zipped it up \n<Danzo> heh..story of my life =]
bash.org #7870:\n \n=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet\n<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT\n<MetalJoe> problem?\n<eltawater> you could say that\n<MetalJoe> heh\n<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything\n<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
bash.org #7871:\n \n<damnyoure> where did you find that link\n<Spoof> google\n<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/\n<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
bash.org #7875:\n \n<billa> lol\n<billa> sif\n<billa> talk to the hand\n<billa> cause the cock aint listening\n<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....\n<billa> yes\n<billa> damn.
bash.org #7876:\n \n<Syclopse> my god you again\n<gesus> dislexia?\n<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
bash.org #7877:\n \n<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
bash.org #7881:\n \n<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang\n<pk\|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles\n<pk\|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...."
bash.org #7883:\n \n<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota? \n<Alaric> death by pineapple \n<djrm> ooo err
bash.org #7884:\n \n<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something\n<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt\n<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
bash.org #7885:\n \n<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
bash.org #7886:\n \n<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka.\n<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.\n<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own\n<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails\n<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy\n<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!!\n<Grimace> wtf............
bash.org #7887:\n \n<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon
bash.org #7888:\n \n<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!\n<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt\n<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though\n<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/
bash.org #7890:\n \n<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE\n<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)
bash.org #7898:\n \n<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die\n<paniq> i dont have to\n<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality\n<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?\n<jco> an immortal key fob
bash.org #7901:\n \n* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
bash.org #7902:\n \n<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?\n<Ouro[420]> I know\n<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem\n<Ouro[420]> Yeah\n<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit\n<Ouro[420]> Like type\n<Ouro[420]> And think\n<Affe> exvatcyL!
bash.org #7909:\n \n<cain> farting in bed\n<cain> with your gf next to you\n<cain> then holding her head under the covers\n<cain> yah baby yah!
bash.org #7912:\n \n<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"
bash.org #7917:\n \n<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys\n<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares\n<DJ_Dave> heh\n<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
bash.org #7918:\n \n<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!!
bash.org #7923:\n \n<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex
bash.org #7925:\n \n<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations\n<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right.\n<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.
bash.org #7932:\n \n<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon\n<@n909> and ran out of weed\n<@n909> so he comes to #oregon\n<@n909> and asks us for some
bash.org #7935:\n \n(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions\n(CubsWoo): is making me hungry
bash.org #7936:\n \n*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
bash.org #7940:\n \n<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"\n<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing
bash.org #7943:\n \n<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools
bash.org #7947:\n \n<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time?\n<cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries.\n<mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand.\n<d@n> "oh, hand!  i mean cindy!"
bash.org #7949:\n \n<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job
bash.org #7951:\n \n<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender.\n<sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd\n<perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.
bash.org #7952:\n \n<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.
bash.org #7953:\n \n<gkm> mmm, me.\n<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples\n<gkm> mmm, nipples.\n<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.
bash.org #7954:\n \n<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.\n<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.\n<wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.\n<wisner> There was singing.
bash.org #7955:\n \n<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein.
bash.org #7956:\n \n<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily\n<dr.numa> dip is a good dancer.\n<dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak\n<heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance.\n<heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants.\n<heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.
bash.org #7958:\n \n<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."
bash.org #7959:\n \n<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid.\n<@pheer> why?\n<shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know.\n<zeratul> besides Jesus you mean\n<shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout!
bash.org #7960:\n \n<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!!\n<artforz> how did you make it work?\n<Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity\n<Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard
bash.org #7962:\n \n<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling\n<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?\n<ICIST> kinda\n<ICIST> more like when i shit myself
bash.org #7963:\n \n<Vhata> #linux is one of those...\n<Vhata> things\n<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained?\n<Nimnod> a failure.\n<Vhata> heh
bash.org #7964:\n \n<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt?\n<akii> does walt get unfrozen?\n<nigd> haahha\n<nigd> how pissed would you be\n<nigd> "IM ALIVE!"\n<nigd> "yes"\n<nigd> "Did you cure me?"\n<nigd> "no"\n<nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?"\n<nigd> "You're going broke"\n<nigd> "fuck."
bash.org #7966:\n \n(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.\n(CitizenC): Son of a bitch.\n(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.\n(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
bash.org #7967:\n \n(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay?\n(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.\n(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever?\n(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options:\n(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or\n(CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son of God!"\n(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.
bash.org #7968:\n \n<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?\n<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?
bash.org #7969:\n \n<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years\n<HeroShot> What is she, a whore?\n<Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser...\n<Phrak\|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine
bash.org #7972:\n \n<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella\n<chrish> gnutella?!  it'll take you all day to download that bagel!
bash.org #7974:\n \n<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?\n<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
bash.org #7975:\n \n<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?\n<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...\n<SkoroWork> ahh\n<SkoroWork> ok\n<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
bash.org #7978:\n \n<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI.\n<AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy?\n<chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge
bash.org #7979:\n \n<VOLVORacr> hello\n<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting\n<sc1> i'm masturbating\n<sc1> leave me alone
bash.org #7980:\n \n<techzen> fuck lsd\n<techzen> i mean dsl
bash.org #7984:\n \n<@primig> why is duct tape like the force\n<@primig> it has a dark and a light side\n<@primig> and it holdes the universe together
bash.org #7985:\n \nDroogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday\nDroogie1115: its going to fucking suck\nDroogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here\nDroogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30\nnapalm 256: she wake u up\nDroogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself
bash.org #7986:\n \n<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc
bash.org #7989:\n \n<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson\n<br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong
bash.org #7990:\n \n<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement.\n<Prophet> Oh my\n<Prophet> What do you use them for?\n<mordac> They really bring the room together, you know?
bash.org #7991:\n \n<someone>: how good does txt compress?\n<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume\n<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?\n<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression
bash.org #7994:\n \n< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks"\n<@mewse> by a retard, for retards
bash.org #7996:\n \n<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking\n<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
bash.org #7997:\n \n<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it\n<@mewse> that must be some sort of record
bash.org #7998:\n \n<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool
bash.org #7999:\n \n<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns
bash.org #8001:\n \n<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool\n<mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing
bash.org #8003:\n \n<Jon-> tom\n<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable\n<Jon-> what would you do?\n<mewse> quit irc?\n<mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<mewse> hah.
bash.org #8004:\n \n<Linguica> I was on the phone\n<Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me\n<Linguica> and i saw this\n<mewse_> heh\n<Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now"\n<mewse_> haha\n<mewse_> batman dons his cowl
bash.org #8007:\n \n<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?\n<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.\n<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe\n<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.\n<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob\n<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours\n<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.\n<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...\n<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.\n<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob\n<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries\n<geekie> right.
bash.org #8008:\n \n<space> got any good tunes to spare?\n<ToRMeNTeD> tons\n<ToRMeNTeD> what kind\n<space> whatever\n<space> im easy\n<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now\n<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb\n<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas\n<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you\n<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass\n<ToRMeNTeD> classic\n<space> heheh lame award\n<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks
bash.org #8009:\n \n<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy??\n*** fragility (fragility@lsanca1-ar14-4-47-119-104.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
bash.org #8015:\n \n<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!"
bash.org #8016:\n \n<Pi> GMT is the best\n<Pi> coslike\n<Pi> everyone else is wrong
bash.org #8017:\n \n<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?\n<kruqnut> milk?
bash.org #8018:\n \n<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv\n<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b
bash.org #8023:\n \n<kt> i need a job, badly.\n<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people\n<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
bash.org #8024:\n \n<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?
bash.org #8025:\n \n<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand
bash.org #8031:\n \n<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime
bash.org #8032:\n \n<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up
bash.org #8042:\n \n<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk?
bash.org #8046:\n \n<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet
bash.org #8050:\n \n<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you
bash.org #8051:\n \n<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints"
bash.org #8052:\n \n<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
bash.org #8055:\n \n<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp\n<synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining\n<synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg\n<synnur> they use pcp\n<[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp
bash.org #8056:\n \n<evilbob> then you must not be gay!\n<evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls.\n<McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot?\n<evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere.
bash.org #8057:\n \n<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D\n<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
bash.org #8058:\n \n<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?\n<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.
bash.org #8059:\n \n<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once\n              and I've been drooling ever since\n<T-ball> nice...\n<T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/\n<Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast
bash.org #8060:\n \n<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation\n<Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that
bash.org #8063:\n \n<HotelManager> plz com in avatar \n<Avatar> no \n<HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you
bash.org #8064:\n \n<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert" \n<minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you"
bash.org #8065:\n \n<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic \n<gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis \n<gnostic> any other questions? \n<Madeleine> what are you wearing?
bash.org #8066:\n \n<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
bash.org #8067:\n \n<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up \n<Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged \n<Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous? \n<Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes.
bash.org #8069:\n \n<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello \n<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school.
bash.org #8070:\n \n<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit \n<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
bash.org #8072:\n \n*** LiL^EbBiE was kicked by Avatar (it's rude to not reply when someone's talking to you) \n<Avatar> i'm gonna be a great father \n<arturo> sif \n<arturo> you'll just gaffer tape them up when they say rude words and kick them out of the room every time they play up
bash.org #8073:\n \n<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost \n<krissle> haha \n<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher \n<krissle> you marry one
bash.org #8074:\n \n<Q-Ball> Average Ejaculatory Speed \n<Q-Ball> 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). \n<Q-Ball> you could kill a small mammal with that
bash.org #8075:\n \n<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great \n<minkus> if only i could fuck them \n<minkus> WAIT! I CAN
bash.org #8076:\n \n<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time \n<Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail" \n<Embercide> he asked "how art thee" \n<Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out
bash.org #8077:\n \n<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation? \n*** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual' \n<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
bash.org #8080:\n \n<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P\n<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong \n<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline \n<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work.. \n<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
bash.org #8081:\n \n<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb \n<DilleMMa> wow \n<DilleMMa> another geek prevails \n<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek \n<DilleMMa> britney spears? \n<DilleMMa> christina agerlia \n<DilleMMa> mandy moore \n<Nelyx> whore <> successful
bash.org #8083:\n \n<DilleMMa> im off to maccas now \n<DilleMMa> any requests?:) \n<Nelyx> some motivation with a side order of dignity \n<DilleMMa> and a large compassion \n<Nelyx> and no, i would not like fries with that \n<DilleMMa> i should get myself a "medium why do i even bother" \n<DilleMMa> toodles \n<Nelyx> they stopped serving those last year
bash.org #8085:\n \n<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs \n<biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke \n<biatch> he's all disappointed \n<biatch> and he's like \n<biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me"
bash.org #8086:\n \n<DilleMMa> heyyyy eyyyy baby ouuu ahhh i wanna knowwww (oooowwww) if youll be my girl \n<Iceman> DilleMMa: sure, i'll be your girl \n<Iceman> DilleMMa: what do I have to do? \n<DilleMMa> wear a skirt, shave your legs, paint your nails and get your period everymonth
bash.org #8087:\n \n<Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just now \n<Iceman> how? \n<Aussiedog> i am chewing a cd \n<Aussiedog> and iput it in my hand and it flicked into my eye \n<Iceman> Aussiedog: you know cd tops are toxic? :P \n<Aussiedog> HOLY SHIT \n<Aussiedog> ok i spat is otu \n<Aussiedog> how toxic? \n<Aussiedog> coz my mouth is burning a little
bash.org #8093:\n \n<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD\n<LR\|seksiwidow-> why the hell not? \n<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
bash.org #8094:\n \n<Perforatorzzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.\n<Perforatorzzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT"
bash.org #8100:\n \n<meta> blegh \n<meta> the internet is bad \n<meta> bad bad bad \n<meta> I tried to talk to a woman \n<meta> but she sent me nude pics instead \n<meta> I didn't want them \n<meta> but I took them out of courtesy
bash.org #8101:\n \n<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip\n<alayna> cthulhuitis\n<Paeyl> is there an antibiotic for that?\n<Paeyl> "doc, i have a problem." "what?" "it's my.. penis.. it .. " "yes?" "it can.. write its own name."\n<geo> That's not a problem, son...that's a potential career.
bash.org #8102:\n \n<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!\n<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!\n<glome> Who me?!\n<content> Yes you!\n<glome> Couldn't be!\n<content> Then WHO?!!\n<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!\n*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
bash.org #8104:\n \n<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave of 'bleeding edge' users, then you're on the scabby edge (where the bleeding edge has crusted over, but it's still raw)."\n<Rascal> this is why johnny come latelies get picked on
bash.org #8105:\n \n<frail> there are places that should never be scraped\n<frail> "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch!\n<flee> ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure.\n<adric> i think id prefer nails to an emory board..\n<adric> granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth..\n<flee> I like my men short, clean and smooth.\n<adric> damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners..\n<flee> not that type of smooth\n<flee> smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin\n<bob> shaven, not stirred
bash.org #8106:\n \n<flee> for some reason it never occurred to me until now how odd it is for elmer fudd to be singing about his "spear and magic helmet" while bugs cross-dresses.\n<6> I know, it makes so much sense until the cross dressing\n<midi> you can say that about lots of things.
bash.org #8111:\n \n<@IS2> play it again, dugy\n<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo\n<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo daaaaa da daaa\n<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo\n<@IS2> ahhh, what a classic\n* IS2 saves it to his mp3 collection\n<@Dugy> :(
bash.org #8112:\n \n<Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)\n<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic)
bash.org #8113:\n \n<q> well, not really. i don't like wearing clothes because i really just rather be baked. \n<q> and by baked, and mean, naked. \n<q> and by "and mean", i mean "i mean"
bash.org #8116:\n \n<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic.\n<zebra> omg bejeweled is like crack.\n<egypt> i'm convinced this is an attempt at world domination.\n<egypt> i can't stop playing this.\n<egypt> MUST.. GET... JEWELS... INTO LINES OF THREEEEEEE.\n<egypt> NO MOVES LEFT? BASTARDS!\n<Allan> What's bejeweled?\n<egypt> its like, tetris for the mentally challenged.\n<zebra> omg I HATE that noise it makes when you lose.\n<egypt> omg i KNOW\n<egypt> it makes me feel like such a FAILURE\n<zebra> it makes the baby jesus cry.\n<egypt> "you have no friends. please find a disease and crawl into bed with it, thanks."\n<zebra> That *GAME* makes me feel like a failure.\n* zebra falls over laughing
bash.org #8118:\n \n[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello\n<MrSnuffles> anyone?\n<MrSnuffles> talk to me\n<MrSnuffles> ;(\n<Bug> hello MrSnuffles\n<MrSnuffles> no, not you
bash.org #8119:\n \n<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?
bash.org #8120:\n \n<DisposableHero> is semen conductive?\n<Iceman> DisposableHero: yes\n<DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck
bash.org #8123:\n \n<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is?\n* Sphinx45 points to the door.\n<Sphinx45> the sign says so!\n<arturo-pain-afk> what sign?\n<arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign\n* Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0
bash.org #8124:\n \n<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!\n<Iceman> self satisifying? :P\n<korben> hell no\n<korben> its a very varied sex life\n<korben> sometimes i swap hands
bash.org #8125:\n \n<Avatar> who are you\n<harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :)\n<Avatar> oh good, we've met
bash.org #8126:\n \n<Avatar> teenyboppers rule\n*** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi)\n<Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed.\n<Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!
bash.org #8127:\n \n<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"
bash.org #8130:\n \n* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP\n<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ...\n<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ... \n* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY\n<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...\n<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?\n<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!\n<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ... \n<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)
bash.org #8134:\n \n*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS\n<Jerub> BBS?\n<Jerub> as in dialup?\n<Jerub> whats the number?\n<Jerub> is it subscription?\n<Jerub> got a large file section?\n<Jerub> is it on fidonet?\n<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon
bash.org #8135:\n \n<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer.\n<Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.
bash.org #8136:\n \n<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs\n<TnT> ?\n<TnT> Shiet\n* TnT stops downloading Pron
bash.org #8143:\n \n<Bieeardo> GURPS! \n<Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore!
bash.org #8144:\n \n<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF \n<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
bash.org #8148:\n \n<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash \n*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)
bash.org #8150:\n \n<Vertinox> idiocy is relative \n<Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else \n<Vertinox> everyone has some one superior \n<Vertinox> in some way \n<Joe_> What about the guy who is the best? \n<Joe_> Who is his superior? \n<PyroRaven> That would be me
bash.org #8153:\n \n<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. \n<Kiler> rofl \n*** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou \n*** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou
bash.org #8154:\n \n<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards? \n<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!" \n<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies! \n<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting \n<CrashCat> oh yeah
bash.org #8159:\n \n<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS \n<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK \n<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
bash.org #8165:\n \n<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants. \n*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
bash.org #8169:\n \n* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls!  I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls!  I want a refund and balls~"\nSimplicity> They're actually attachments...\nSimplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...\nNatasha> What MIME type?
bash.org #8170:\n \n<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter? \n<Naivete> NO \n<r0gue> go for it \n<Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish
bash.org #8187:\n \n<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
bash.org #8189:\n \n<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5? \n<Soulflame> fdisk
bash.org #8192:\n \n<Joe_> gheybot, life? \n<gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal
bash.org #8197:\n \n<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.
bash.org #8202:\n \n<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do?\n<Epesh> get those files
bash.org #8205:\n \n<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok\n<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man\n<vas-assignment> bullshit\n<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary\n<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert\n<KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me
bash.org #8209:\n \n<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?\n<JtHM> \|<----------------------------->\|\n<JtHM> (not to scale)
bash.org #8210:\n \n<vino> when we first got our chickens\n<vino> we got all these differant ones\n<vino> and some of them fighted\n<vino> and no jokes\n<vino> one of them\n<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one\n<vino> and did a victory dance\n<nim-zero> serious man\n<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous
bash.org #8211:\n \n<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)\n<IMP-Scott> my local Box\n<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo\n<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit\n<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !\n<IMP-Scott> errrr?\n<dt\|BadAss> lol
bash.org #8213:\n \n<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!\n<c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now\n* gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations\n<gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :)
bash.org #8215:\n \n<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.\n<DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account.\n<DotSPF> what a prick\n<DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'\n<DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac
bash.org #8217:\n \n<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
bash.org #8218:\n \n<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn\n<killck> good?\n<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
bash.org #8221:\n \n<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet
bash.org #8222:\n \n<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark.\n<max> That\n<max> Of course they have the right idea.  Cat's are perfect.\n<max> Or so they like to believe :)\n<okoshun> The *are* perfect.  ;)\n<max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday?\n<max> You know how I have a corner desk?\n<okoshun> A gravitational flaw.\n<max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up\n<max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments\n<max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down\n<okoshun> max: He did that on purpose.\n<max> It was funny as hell.\n<okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh.\n<max> he looked mortified.  He left shortly after.\n<okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat.  ;)
bash.org #8223:\n \n<below> i'm going to kill my roommate.\n<Aven> Kill kill kill\n<below> he's going to die for this one\n<Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE!\n<below> you are?\n<below> wtf?!\n<below> how many fingers am i holding up?\n<Aven> 2\n<Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god.\n<below> yes.\n* Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.
bash.org #8226:\n \n(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend?\n(+de-v1): baseball?\n(+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay\n(+de-v1): now i know for sure\n(+de-v1): :P\n(@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo\n(+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls
bash.org #8227:\n \n*** Adee is now known as Elvis\n<Elvis> Ah huh huh..\n<Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :)\n<Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet...\n*** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<Electric> It worked!
bash.org #8228:\n \n<alexei^se> I need a new hd\n<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!\n<xK\|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40\n<xK\|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files\n<xK\|servo> i was like shit you got me man\n<xK\|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do
bash.org #8234:\n \n<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight\n<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow
bash.org #8235:\n \n<DTOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks\n<DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang"\n<DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO
bash.org #8236:\n \n<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college\n<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard\n<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?\n<Reaver_Reload> Yes.\n<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
bash.org #8238:\n \n* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog\n* delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel\n<+sabeel> is google working ...?\n<+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded\n<+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/oct00/0006.html\n<+O_6> ^^\n\n...\n\n<+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded\n<+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query.\n<@violus> huhuh\n<+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard\n<@violus> owned.
bash.org #8239:\n \n<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!\n<DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday\n<Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P
bash.org #8242:\n \n<justin> we found a burger king with internet access\n<slash> "free with any purchase"\n<slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something\n<justin> haha\n<slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?"
bash.org #8244:\n \n<`Trivia`>  kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with?\n<`Trivia`>  1st Hint: *******   Question Value : 4 Points\n*** Joins: StupidFsh\n<oregvphf> attitude\n<JtHMx> Penises\n<oregvphf> ;)\n<`Trivia`>  YES, JtHMx!!!  got the answer ->  Penises <-  in  11.697  secs, and gets  4  Points\n<`Trivia`> JtHMx has won  2  in a row!! Total Points this WEEK:  10  & this MONTH:  10\n<JtHMx> what?!?!\n<oregvphf> HAHAHA\n<JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING\n<JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME\n* oregvphf falls over
bash.org #8245:\n \ncabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today\ncabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
bash.org #8246:\n \n<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.\n<JtHMx> *shrug* find out\n<BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'\n<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
bash.org #8248:\n \n<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!\n<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?
bash.org #8249:\n \n* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide\n<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat\n* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
bash.org #8250:\n \n<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
bash.org #8251:\n \n<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???\n<shagman> fart jokes rock\n<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example\n* shagman farts on IEatChildren
bash.org #8252:\n \n<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L\n<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
bash.org #8253:\n \n<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?\n<shagman> hamsters, learn english
bash.org #8254:\n \n<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older\n<shagman> only for tobacco\n<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap\n* Owyn blinks\n<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences\n<Owyn> You'll break his brain.
bash.org #8255:\n \n<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here\n* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
bash.org #8256:\n \n<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.\n\n<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
bash.org #8257:\n \n<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock\n<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
bash.org #8259:\n \n<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo\n<andy> You type like poop.\n<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
bash.org #8260:\n \n<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300.\n<BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet.
bash.org #8262:\n \n<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.\n<jeer> who am I going to date?
bash.org #8264:\n \n* fo0bar has silverware now\n<jk> is that a new kind of heatsink?\n<jk> :D\n<fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system\n<jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food.\n<jwz> it's more of a food shim.\n<fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment...  I've had to use the plastic replicas\n<fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere
bash.org #8265:\n \n* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
bash.org #8268:\n \n<Grinderwald> my dick is hard \n<moo\|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder\n<Grinderwald> :D
bash.org #8269:\n \n<xTaVx> im bored\n<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored \n<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign \n<xTaVx> brb
bash.org #8271:\n \n*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
bash.org #8273:\n \n(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam
bash.org #8277:\n \n(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?\n(rich): english?
bash.org #8278:\n \n<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away\n<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
bash.org #8282:\n \n<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?\n<baygledawg> oh i wish\n<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job\n<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?\n<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
bash.org #8284:\n \nmarmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black ..\nAprogas: is your monitor on ?
bash.org #8285:\n \n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
bash.org #8287:\n \n<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)\n*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus\n<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
bash.org #8289:\n \n<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you\n<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
bash.org #8290:\n \n<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you\n<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
bash.org #8291:\n \n<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?\n<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT\n<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?\n<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...
bash.org #8293:\n \n<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms\n<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\
bash.org #8294:\n \n<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you\n<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare\n<tytyt> there are support group for that\n<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
bash.org #8296:\n \nUnder the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth\nHobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal\nUnder the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
bash.org #8297:\n \n<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit? \n<frankster\|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit
bash.org #8300:\n \n<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live? \n<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
bash.org #8305:\n \n<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door
bash.org #8307:\n \n<Saber> ow damnit \n<Saber> HA \n<Saber> That'll teach you\n<Saber> damn gummy bears \n<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
bash.org #8309:\n \n<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write \n<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
bash.org #8310:\n \n<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration \n<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant
bash.org #8311:\n \n* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair \n<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so \n<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say.  Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
bash.org #8315:\n \n<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is \n<Log> I do, Zack \n<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o \n<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log \n<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY \n* Offline pounds his head on his desk
bash.org #8317:\n \n<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
bash.org #8320:\n \n<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY \n<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF \n<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME \n<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
bash.org #8322:\n \n<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie"\n<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"\n<ac> ...\n<ac> not a good thing
bash.org #8323:\n \n<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth\n<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference\n<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a\n  'proponent'\n<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'\n<dt--> im aware of its meaning\n<dt--> but thanks webster\n<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all\n<dt--> how did i use it wrong?\n<djthrush> i just explained it to you\n<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?\n<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet\n  cafe? what?\n<djthrush> i mean, really
bash.org #8324:\n \n<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok  LOL LOL LOL\n  LOL\n<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!?  HAIRY COCK?!?!\n<Phettachu> LOL\n<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
bash.org #8327:\n \nknobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?
bash.org #8329:\n \n<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something\n<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?\n<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games\n<a> games being interactive porn\n<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter"\n<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.
bash.org #8330:\n \n<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.\n<spacetwin> how was it!\n<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.\n<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.\n<spacetwin> haha\n<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
bash.org #8335:\n \n<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...." \n<neored13> They should've given him Metal. \n<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker \n<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter. \n<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
bash.org #8336:\n \n<Sanji> I eat people.\n<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian
bash.org #8339:\n \n<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them. \n<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it... \n<Hitokoei> For $30 each.\n<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
bash.org #8347:\n \n<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
bash.org #8349:\n \n<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today.\n<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."\n<Jin\|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.\n<Jin\|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.
bash.org #8351:\n \n<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
bash.org #8353:\n \n<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself. \n<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o
bash.org #8357:\n \n<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D
bash.org #8361:\n \nQuits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))
bash.org #8362:\n \n<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...\n<Naoki> type /nick yournick\n*** TTX is now known as yournick
bash.org #8363:\n \n<JinBOT2000> beware \n<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION \n<JinBOT2000> <")3 \n<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN \n<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII \n<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
bash.org #8364:\n \n<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep \n<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy \n<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
bash.org #8367:\n \n<AsylumXKP> WTF?\n<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
bash.org #8368:\n \n* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke \n<Valvados> HEY \n<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee? \n<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS
bash.org #8369:\n \n<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist \n<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then? \n<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil?
bash.org #8370:\n \n<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
bash.org #8373:\n \n<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings \n<Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT? \n<Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME? \n<Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?
bash.org #8374:\n \n<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me \n<Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ? \n<Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON \n<Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
bash.org #8375:\n \n<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)
bash.org #8379:\n \n<johnnY> ???????////// \n<johnnY> ?????/////////////////////////////////////////////////// \n<johnnY> ?////////////////////////////////////////////// \n<johnnY> ????////////////////////////////////////////// \n<johnnY> ????????????///////////////////////////////// \n<johnnY> ?????///////////////////////////// \n<johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\\//\/\/\///\\\/\/\\\//\//\\/\///\\\/\/\/ \n*** Sn00kie has joined #pk \n<johnnY> \/\////\\///\\///\\\///\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\\///\\// \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<johnnY> dude \n<johnnY> it was my cat \n<johnnY> ... \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP\n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat \n<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss \n<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP \n<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude
bash.org #8385:\n \n<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?\n<chillicha> i am a girl\n<MiakaYuki> Exactly.
bash.org #8391:\n \n<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
bash.org #8394:\n \n<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!\n<Spamalope> What species?
bash.org #8395:\n \n<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC
bash.org #8396:\n \n<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already
bash.org #8397:\n \n<iora> i steal no hearts.\n<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.
bash.org #8398:\n \n<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors\n<taylah> what\n<taylah> okay\n<taylah> im confused\n<nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before\n<f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night\n<nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before\n<taylah> haha oh\n<taylah> my\n<f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks\n<`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time\n<taylah> god\n<PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh?\n<aem`key> f48u10n7 lol\n<aem`key> :)\n<nimh> right out\n<nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out\n<nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it\n<nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault."\n<nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"\n<nimh> and ran away screaming\n<f48u10n7> yikes\n<f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
bash.org #8402:\n \n<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS' \n<jebs> but he said moments
bash.org #8404:\n \n<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.
bash.org #8405:\n \n<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool
bash.org #8409:\n \n<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.\n<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
bash.org #8412:\n \n<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/\n<Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(\n*** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http://help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))
bash.org #8413:\n \n<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?\n<X-Chaos-X> orgasms.
bash.org #8417:\n \n<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it"
bash.org #8423:\n \n<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here?\n<Phuser> you are dude
bash.org #8424:\n \n<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay?\n<Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual
bash.org #8425:\n \n<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives
bash.org #8427:\n \n<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid\n<Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed
bash.org #8428:\n \n*** overloaded has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here like a dyke fleeing dick.)
bash.org #8431:\n \n<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy\n<buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them?\n<DjShoryu> no, hes an artist\n<DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it
bash.org #8434:\n \n<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...\n<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"
bash.org #8437:\n \n<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact.\n<Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation\n<drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave\n<drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you\n<Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none\n<thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny\n* Medrawt relies on pheremones\n<drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human
bash.org #8438:\n \n<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas\n<cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it professionals
bash.org #8440:\n \n<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL"
bash.org #8441:\n \n<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean\n<Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house done...\n<cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never shower?
bash.org #8443:\n \n<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron?\n<Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose.\n<sisko> suppose so.\n<Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr"\n<sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated\n<Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me.\n<Kaff> he's seen me naked.
bash.org #8447:\n \n<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.\n<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
bash.org #8448:\n \n<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder\n<undrewb> heh\n<jamesn> *laugh*\n<jamesn> your going for upper management jobs?\n<MMouse> of course ;)\n<jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:)\n<MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management
bash.org #8449:\n \n<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :)
bash.org #8450:\n \n<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today\n<Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet\n<undrewb> aww thats nice\n<undrewb> uh\n<undrewb> thats not cuddling\n<Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword\n<Tippytoes> oh well\n<undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA\n<Tippytoes> piglet's happy\n<Tippytoes> he's smiling\n<jamesn> piglet is a bitch\n<Tippytoes> or it could be a wince
bash.org #8451:\n \n<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch\n<sisko> probably\n<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
bash.org #8452:\n \n<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds\n<mk4> whats quarter chicken ?\n<mk4> like a quater pounder ?\n<Punk-In-Drublic> well its not quiet a halfd of a chicken dave
bash.org #8453:\n \n<Dac> ok, what does 'LUG' on a rental property listing mean?\n<tm> Lots of Ugly Guys
bash.org #8454:\n \n<helminthes> throw caution to the wind and then piss right into it
bash.org #8455:\n \n<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications\n<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake\n<Mandi> heh\n<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??
bash.org #8457:\n \n<thrase> i hate programming\n<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star\n<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer\n* Mandi chortles\n<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)
bash.org #8458:\n \n<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO' \n<Mousey> why am i first\n<Mousey> thats really insulting\n<vas-deferens> because your the best at iut\n<mk4> why am i second ?\n<vas-deferens> shit im third\n<vas-deferens> i better work on my technique\n<vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick\n<Mousey> hahahah
bash.org #8461:\n \n<Mandi> kaff still looking at dicks?\n<Kaff> nah sharks\n<Mandi> same diff\n<jamesn> cocks with teef\n<Kaff> yeah they all make you bleed in the end
bash.org #8462:\n \n<Rafeil> wimberly!\n<Rafeil> wesely wimberly. the joke was if kim married him her name would be kimberly wimberly
bash.org #8463:\n \n<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.\n<Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?\n<Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.
bash.org #8464:\n \n<jamesm> what's a java strategy?\n<undrewb> jamesm : its a paradigm shift to e-leverage your legacy OLTP system to implement pervasive business systems\n<jamesm> is it like a builder with a 'brick strategy' ?
bash.org #8465:\n \n<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me
bash.org #8466:\n \n<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}
bash.org #8468:\n \n* Tippytoes looks at kaff's box\n<Tippytoes> err\n<Tippytoes> that sounded bad
bash.org #8469:\n \n<helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and an afghan woman dies of heatstroke
bash.org #8471:\n \n<sisko> Q. What's the height of conceit?\n<sisko> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.\n<mmm> i do that\n<mmm> "oh god"
bash.org #8472:\n \n<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic"
bash.org #8473:\n \n<sisko> I want to crawl up into the place I once was.\n<mandi> the end of your dad's cock?
bash.org #8474:\n \n[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!
bash.org #8476:\n \n<tm> meetings, the alternative to work\n<Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work\n<Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work
bash.org #8477:\n \n<helminthes> was the party cool?\n<helminthes> like did you fuck any hoes\n<rafeil> heh, no hoes\n<helminthes> not even one? i mean at least one right\n<rafeil> i just drank a little and talked\n<helminthes> fucked her right in the face right\n<rafeil> yeah\n<helminthes> she was gagging out all your children just like a bitch
bash.org #8478:\n \n<cactoid> you're all gay\n<cactoid> and those of you who are married, everyone knows it's a marriage of convenience
bash.org #8479:\n \n<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here\n<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.\n<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm\n<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.\n<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate
bash.org #8480:\n \n<esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the other night\n<esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i could get a 12 pack for\n<helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll wipe out your family and steal your identity
bash.org #8481:\n \n<Kaff> Pumpkin: The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter.\n<Kaff> how is that a pumpkin\n<mmm> gross\n<Kaff> how is that normal.\n<Kaff> who does that\n<Kaff> I WANT NAMES\n<Kaff> (and numbers)
bash.org #8482:\n \n<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid\n<dr_rotcod> like skateboarding
bash.org #8483:\n \n<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock\n<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl\n<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now
bash.org #8484:\n \n<Bobski> goconnect. the internet equivalent of the dole.\n<jamesm> what is it?\n<Bobski> a freebie internet service for those who blew their last 5 bucks on mcdonalds\n<jamesm> how do they make money?\n<Bobski> you install a wanky dialer and it spatters your screen with ads. mostly mcdonalds ads actually :)\n<jamesm> in case you find another fiver
bash.org #8485:\n \n<Kaff> how festy are we talking ?\n<tm> makes your armpits seem like surgical theatres
bash.org #8486:\n \n<hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down\n<hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight\n<helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner\n<hakan> but theres moss on it
bash.org #8487:\n \n<cactoid> pr0n is critical internet infrastructure\n<cactoid> if pron wasn't flowing freely, ISPs wouldn't need to upgrade their gear and networking vendors would go out of business
bash.org #8488:\n \n<dr_rotcod> he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said, "alright marine, kill me with one touch!"\n<hakan> holy shit. wrong thing to say\n<dr_rotcod> and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having my shoulder ripped apart\n<dr_rotcod> and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying\n<hakan> did it break??\n<dr_rotcod> he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the demons of the american military have shone through and i am hopeless!! HOPELESS"
bash.org #8489:\n \n<helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line\n<helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not fucking holding your hair back"\n<helminthes> "later"
bash.org #8490:\n \n<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant\n<helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?!\n<aquacavi> yours or the dogs\n<helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S\n<helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK
bash.org #8491:\n \n<rafeil> i had a dream i had 3 penis's of varying legnth and direction\n<rafeil> and 2 girls were sucking on them, but they were sucking on the numb ones. only one had feeling. it was like the head of the hydra myth\n<helminthes> no.. not the numb ones.. oh god no.. {wakes up violently in cold sweat}
bash.org #8492:\n \n<KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*)\n<KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the door and all.\n<Bayls> KK - What's your speech?\n<KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you any of my PMT shit - the end"\n<KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying.
bash.org #8493:\n \n<jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok?\n<tm> yeah, giving remote root is now a documented feature\n<sisko> laff\n<jamesm> well, i know the answer now and i'm not telling you cunts
bash.org #8494:\n \n<helminthes> omg, i was about to walk into class today but it wasn't until right before i opened the door that i realized i wasn't wearing pants, but i didn't go home i went ahead and dealt with it and lo and behold, there was a test in that class that i hadn't studied for at all.  so i jumped out the window and right when i hit the ground my cell phone went off\n<hakan> yipes\n<rafeil> yeh\n<helminthes> and that's how it all started\n<helminthes> how was your day
bash.org #8495:\n \n[arkZZZ   ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do?\n[Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the fkn codec?\n[arkZZZ   ] fkn? where?
bash.org #8496:\n \n[dodgelap ] fuck\n[dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account\n[dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ?\n* Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space
bash.org #8497:\n \n<hakan> I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so very important in a porno flick.
bash.org #8498:\n \n<Chris H> I'm going to marry someone with no eyes and no teeth.\n<CharlEnie> haha\n<Zilv3r> LmAo LoL!\n<Chris H> It isn't THAT funny... do u even know why she \n<Zilv3r> yeah!! so she doesn't bite you...\n<CharlEnie> Does that mean u dont know why she shouldn't have eyes?\n<Zilv3r> no.. wait.. i know i know!!! so she cant see you?\n<CharlEnie> LoL!
bash.org #8499:\n \n<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room\n<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?\n<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no\n<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn
bash.org #8500:\n \n<Dane> i had a nice shave just then\n<Dane> it turned out really well for mew\n<Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and masculine\n<cactoid> in other words, gay
bash.org #8501:\n \n<cactoid> you love the Colonel\n<cactoid> I like KFC chippies\n<cactoid> and zinger burgers\n<cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's just fucking gross greasy fried vermin\n<Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace.\n<Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit.\n<Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip it in lard then eat it.\n<Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are "lard".\n<Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece bucket. :)\n*** Signoff: Bayls
bash.org #8502:\n \n<Doc> hmm.. AOL has this great new thing where you can chat with your friends online!\n<Bru> yeah I saw the ad on TV. that would be cool - then I wouldn't have to chat with this bunch of losers and social misfits
bash.org #8504:\n \n<dr_rotcod> my poo was white again. this cannot go on
bash.org #8505:\n \n<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed\n<Doc> but i suppose it was my fault... after all, i did press teh "Back" button\n<Doc> what was i thinking...\n<cactoid> you madman\n<Tippytoes> risktaker\n<Doc> i like to live on the edge
bash.org #8506:\n \n<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls\n<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole\n<aversion> i didnt even get to finish
bash.org #8507:\n \n<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right
bash.org #8511:\n \n<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray
bash.org #8522:\n \n<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!
bash.org #8526:\n \n<helminthes> haikus are real gay\n<helminthes> cause they put limitations\n<helminthes> on syllables used
bash.org #8527:\n \n<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'
bash.org #8528:\n \n<aversion> i have an idea\n<aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended\n<aversion> kthxbye
bash.org #8529:\n \n<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please"\n<teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?"\n<teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account"
bash.org #8530:\n \n<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?\n<cams> i have no idea\n<cams> it might be my blindness
bash.org #8531:\n \n[invertiga] back\n[Lord-Data] we missed you\n[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt
bash.org #8534:\n \n<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly\n<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have\n<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?
bash.org #8535:\n \n<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?\n<JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com\n<BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made\n<JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive
bash.org #8537:\n \n<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard\n<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison\n<jackal-> omg\n<jackal-> bad cat
bash.org #8539:\n \n<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys\n* aquacavi crosses fingers\n* dr_rotcod crosses his penises\n<teste_fly> :0\n<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen
bash.org #8540:\n \n<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?\n<helminthes> no one?\n<hakan> ...\n<helminthes> :p
bash.org #8543:\n \n<DeadsouL> poke\n<T-Broken\w> *giggle*\n<T-Broken\|w> *giggle*\n* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy\n* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
bash.org #8544:\n \n<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch?
bash.org #8545:\n \n[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
bash.org #8554:\n \n<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.\n<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?\n<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.\n<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...\n<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.\n<Gabealicious> me too!\n<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.\n<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'\n<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."
bash.org #8555:\n \n<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose???\n<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.\n<Gabealicious> I think so.\n<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums."\n<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.
bash.org #8560:\n \n<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants \n<@pimp> who was wearing them?
bash.org #8562:\n \n<Minstrel> OMG!\n<Minstrel> OMG!\n<Minstrel> OMG!\n<Minstrel> Tornado!\n<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins\n<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.
bash.org #8565:\n \n<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass
bash.org #8569:\n \n<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?
bash.org #8571:\n \n## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck\n<screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...
bash.org #8573:\n \n<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother
bash.org #8576:\n \n<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?\n<is> set a cat loose\n<is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly\n<is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...
bash.org #8577:\n \n<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right\n<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/
bash.org #8578:\n \n<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.\n<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
bash.org #8583:\n \n<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?\n<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head\n<muffins> tough call
bash.org #8586:\n \n<rg> my f key got fucked once\n<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
bash.org #8588:\n \n<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass\n<baguette> guys, that is\n<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
bash.org #8590:\n \n<mrempire> humm\n<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here\n<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.
bash.org #8592:\n \n<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both\n+went to the bathroom\n<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"
bash.org #8593:\n \n(nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server\n(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up\n(nathan) like a bad bowel movement
bash.org #8595:\n \n<vkeks05> you blow\n<pies> rather in than out\n<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?
bash.org #8598:\n \n<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.\n<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)\n<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
bash.org #8600:\n \n<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today\n<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it\n<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul\n<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
bash.org #8603:\n \n<sleepswithangels> quiet in here\n<sleepswithangels> HII!!!\n<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this
bash.org #8604:\n \n<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.
bash.org #8605:\n \n<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW\n<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
bash.org #8606:\n \n<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister. \n<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."
bash.org #8610:\n \n<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again\n<coaxial> Why not?!\n<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time\n<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again\n<coaxial> but we lub u\n<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch
bash.org #8612:\n \n<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future
bash.org #8613:\n \n<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most\nawful disease ever
bash.org #8614:\n \n<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?\n<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"\n<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?\n<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!\n<Deviate> Those are so 80's!
bash.org #8617:\n \n<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body\n<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking\nyourself\n<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick\n<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable
bash.org #8618:\n \n<Inflex> Oh my lord\n<Inflex> This is so wierd.\n<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.\n<Noonan> what is\n<Inflex> Non engineering classes.\n<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.\n<Noonan> heheh\n<Noonan> sometimes more\n<Inflex> It's so fucked up.\n<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.\n<Noonan> hahah\n<Noonan> Welcome to the real world\n<Inflex> This new world scares me.
bash.org #8620:\n \n<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny\n          suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the\n          proper response to that?
bash.org #8628:\n \n<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?\n<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...\n<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
bash.org #8632:\n \n<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough\n<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio\n<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB\n<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
bash.org #8634:\n \n<gord> i dont like you\n<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either
bash.org #8636:\n \n<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd\n<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
bash.org #8637:\n \n<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv\n<NiTro> bbl\n<Impolite> think positive
bash.org #8643:\n \n<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another\n<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it
bash.org #8644:\n \n<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"\n<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^\n<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
bash.org #8645:\n \n<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard
bash.org #8647:\n \n<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED\n<helminthes> the pest control people showed up\n<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide\n<helminthes> oh he's so funny\n<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
bash.org #8648:\n \n<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals\n<hakan> and she dropped our class\n<dr_rotcod> haha\n<hakan> is that a good thing?
bash.org #8649:\n \n<snoggerT11> fuck you\n<helminthes> obvious immature retort:\n<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"
bash.org #8650:\n \n<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before\n<gallagher> and it smells horrible
bash.org #8655:\n \n<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?\n<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?\n<grinners> she a nice girl\n<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"
bash.org #8656:\n \n<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh\n<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?\n<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at\n<JtHM> ah\n<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards\n<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
bash.org #8658:\n \n<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology\n<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially\n<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
bash.org #8659:\n \n<cryt> germans can't speak straight.\n<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?\n<cryt> unfortunately.\n<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.\n<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
bash.org #8660:\n \n<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles\n<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!
bash.org #8662:\n \n<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"\n<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
bash.org #8663:\n \n<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics\n<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bash.org #8664:\n \n<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause\n<litigator> roofies only as a last resort
bash.org #8665:\n \n<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up\n<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam
bash.org #8666:\n \n<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam\n<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way\n<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend\n<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room\n<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
bash.org #8667:\n \n<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.\n<cryterion> "mouse"\n<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?\n<cryterion> and heard it squeak?\n<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.\n<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
bash.org #8668:\n \n<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.\n<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up\n<cryterion> and shave her pubes\n<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
bash.org #8669:\n \n<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties\n<SDGR406> will that work?\n<\|Spanky\|> i need womens\n<\|Spanky\|> men dont get me off anymore\n<\|Spanky\|> i want hair though\n<\|Spanky\|> those are like finding a treasure\n<\|Spanky\|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg
bash.org #8671:\n \n<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/\n<c-rOCK> THEN DONT\n<c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB\n<c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM\n<c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON
bash.org #8672:\n \n<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<\n<Jumper\|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
bash.org #8673:\n \n<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi\n<X-man> i felt bad for it
bash.org #8674:\n \n<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
bash.org #8677:\n \n<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel\n<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes
bash.org #8679:\n \n<toNe> Nall is like an xbox\n<Nall> thank you\n<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!\n<Soopa> good graphics though...\n<Soopa> and easy to develop for...\n<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features\n<Soopa> and will be dead in a year\n<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it\n<Nall> who will die
bash.org #8680:\n \n<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy\n<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get\n<jamesn> and you dont need skillz\n<undrewb> heh\n<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort\n<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...\n<undrewb> oh.. ok :)
bash.org #8681:\n \n<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".
bash.org #8682:\n \n<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas?\n<MMouse> tru64 at the moment\n<MMouse> with oracle\n<jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under
bash.org #8684:\n \n<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
bash.org #8685:\n \n<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out
bash.org #8687:\n \nRyk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.\n<Ryk> they don't mean it.\n<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.\n<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
bash.org #8689:\n \n<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"\n<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..\n<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?\n<SataniKKa> roman numerals\n<Sep> binary\n<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
bash.org #8691:\n \n<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?\n<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything\n<^_^Sasha^_^> He\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?\n<^_^Sasha^_^> no:\|\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad\nNo such nick/channel\nSession Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
bash.org #8693:\n \n<mmm> i'm single and stuff\n<Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer
bash.org #8695:\n \n<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine
bash.org #8700:\n \n<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"\n<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"\n<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root\n<Bru> which sparc designer is this?\n<Bru> oh\n<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'\n<Bru> hence my scepticism
bash.org #8701:\n \n*** jamesm sets mode: -snt\n<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck\n<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!\n<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons\n*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
bash.org #8702:\n \n<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?\n<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all
bash.org #8704:\n \n<prower> check out what i put on e-bay\n<tom_> oh god\n<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again\n<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
bash.org #8705:\n \n<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)\n<Anselmo> pfft\n<Anselmo> Learn a real language\n<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic
bash.org #8706:\n \n<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again\n<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out\n<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it
bash.org #8707:\n \n<fraggle> get in trouble?\n<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course\n<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind\n<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"
bash.org #8708:\n \n<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker\n<mystican> no you're not\n<mystican> you're a farmer\n<mystican> theres a difference
bash.org #8710:\n \n* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net\n*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net)
bash.org #8711:\n \n<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm\n<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !\n<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!
bash.org #8713:\n \n<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed\n<fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin'\n<aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle
bash.org #8716:\n \n<relapse> what distribution are you running\n<aur__> windows
bash.org #8717:\n \n<tobester> woah FIRE\n<tobester> bbiab
bash.org #8719:\n \n<AndrewB> Lonely..\n<Linguica> aww\n<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.\n<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
bash.org #8721:\n \n<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree\n<Linguica> do have
bash.org #8722:\n \n<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim\n<Cyb> and I said 'heh'\n<Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"\n<Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life
bash.org #8723:\n \n<Linguica> whatever you say honey\n<Linguica> err homey
bash.org #8724:\n \n<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like
bash.org #8725:\n \n< linguica_> remember +v = gay\n< Insomniak> +v me
bash.org #8726:\n \n<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking\n<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
bash.org #8727:\n \n<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you".\n<Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you"\n<Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you"
bash.org #8728:\n \n<@Linguica> wooo\n<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked\n<@arioch> whoa\n<@arioch> arcing hydra bow\n<@Linguica> and such is our difference
bash.org #8729:\n \n<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist
bash.org #8731:\n \n<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape"\n<Meat_PoPs> or vise versa
bash.org #8732:\n \n<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress\n<LordBlink> does that make me lame?
bash.org #8734:\n \nWalter39: I woke up in a ditch last night\nWalter39: Not sure why\nWalter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants\nWalter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest
bash.org #8735:\n \n<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget\n<arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity\n<arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive\n<arfmcbarf> of ln(x)\n<arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x\n<arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest
bash.org #8738:\n \n<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH
bash.org #8741:\n \n<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
bash.org #8743:\n \n<Linguica> heh\n<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th\n<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK
bash.org #8745:\n \n<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian
bash.org #8748:\n \n<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".\n<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.\n<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.
bash.org #8750:\n \n<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul\n<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup\n<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
bash.org #8751:\n \n* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in\n<Linguica> toke have you been toking\n* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky\n<Linguica> toke have you been stroking
bash.org #8752:\n \n<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means\n<pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious\n<pickle_hammer> all the way\n<pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff
bash.org #8753:\n \n<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?\n<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.\n<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk
bash.org #8755:\n \n<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd)\n<radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error
bash.org #8756:\n \n<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer?\n<deathwarrior> umm\n<deathwarrior> they like it
bash.org #8757:\n \n<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes.  Fail to employ me at your own risk.
bash.org #8758:\n \n<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3\n<buz-> no
bash.org #8759:\n \n<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge?\n<Tippytoes> dont be a fag\n<MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent\n<Tippytoes> i rest my case.
bash.org #8761:\n \n<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server\n<jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary\n<jamesm> if you know what i mean
bash.org #8762:\n \n<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?\n<relapse> slash onotice i am gay
bash.org #8764:\n \n<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"
bash.org #8765:\n \n<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution
bash.org #8766:\n \n<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.\n<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
bash.org #8767:\n \n<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me\n<MMouse> what would i be doing?\n<Tippytoes> cleaning his house\n<undrewb> delphi programming :)\n<MMouse> urgh\n<MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?
bash.org #8769:\n \n<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently\n<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?\n<Mat> what do you think ;)\n<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently\n<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"
bash.org #8771:\n \n<bishun> dont get fresh with me\n<hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche\n<hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want
bash.org #8774:\n \n<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy.
bash.org #8775:\n \n<GC> i bought new disposable razors\n<GC> they have two blades each\n<GC> i am astounded\n<xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades\n<GC> and it costs more\n<xen`> meh, it works good\n<xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go through 5 razors
bash.org #8776:\n \n<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
bash.org #8782:\n \n<maywood> Has a PC ever been known to start mysteriously working after it was thrown out a window?\n\n<kevin> Nope, I've never known throwing a PC out the window to help. However, what I did find while I was working at my last job was that intimidation *does* work. When I was having a particularly bad day, I used to take some old equipment that we wouldn't have been able to sell outside, and go Office Space on it. Then, I'd bring the carcass inside, and leave it in plain view, to serve as a warning for the other computers. It worked remarkably well.
bash.org #8784:\n \n<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you?\n<PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails.. \n<princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress\n<heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.
bash.org #8789:\n \n<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one.\n<HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl?\n<Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE
bash.org #8799:\n \n<Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or DAoC or EQ
bash.org #8800:\n \n<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire
bash.org #8801:\n \n<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body!\n<cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts..\n<cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++\n<cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool\n<cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made?
bash.org #8805:\n \n<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!"
bash.org #8806:\n \n<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR
bash.org #8807:\n \n[Chocolate_Jihad]  ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress\n[Chocolate_Jihad]  so much good but at such a great cost\n[Darkure]  you mean to your dignity?\n[Chocolate_Jihad]  unfortunately
bash.org #8809:\n \n<moira> Ibet  I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body
bash.org #8810:\n \n<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk\n<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit\n<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort\n<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out\n<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit?
bash.org #8812:\n \n<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr\n<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit
bash.org #8814:\n \n<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
bash.org #8820:\n \n<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box?\n<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator\n<neogeoMAN>  I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.\n<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.
bash.org #8822:\n \n<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to shit
bash.org #8824:\n \n<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..\n<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)\n<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too\n<steebis> its called jealousy\n<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
bash.org #8825:\n \n*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.\n*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs\n*necroid* you should just start smoking\n*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse
bash.org #8829:\n \n<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester\n<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
bash.org #8830:\n \n<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.
bash.org #8832:\n \nmike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?\nmike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.
bash.org #8834:\n \nmike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm...
bash.org #8835:\n \nmike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]\nmike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"
bash.org #8836:\n \n<D1> can't touch this.\n<var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1
bash.org #8837:\n \n<Ez> School books are fun to sell.\n<Ez> and will be forever\n<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...
bash.org #8844:\n \n<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war."\n<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
bash.org #8845:\n \n<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes\n<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)\n<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded\n<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)\n<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations!  do not stifle it's creativity
bash.org #8846:\n \n<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team\n<IH8Pants> So I joined band
bash.org #8848:\n \n<Balli> I know a few sluts like that\n<BadMojo> yeah\n<BadMojo> welcome to germ city\n<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"\n<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them\n<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"
bash.org #8849:\n \n<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered\n<Balli> look at his face\n<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
bash.org #8851:\n \n<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her\n<bodhi> hmmm\n<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house\n<Grumbledook> :P\n<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge
bash.org #8853:\n \n<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?\n<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!\n<ReAc> :/\n<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?\n<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
bash.org #8854:\n \n<Shrap> What is pubes?
bash.org #8855:\n \n<Anton> whooops\n<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention\n<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"
bash.org #8863:\n \n<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
bash.org #8864:\n \n<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"\n<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10\n<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
bash.org #8866:\n \n<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today\n<Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky...\n<Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car\n<Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile\n<Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know
bash.org #8867:\n \n<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
bash.org #8873:\n \n* Crimson has joined #arsclan\n<stargurl> hello\n<Sinned> hello\n<Crimson> hello\n<Griz> hello.jpg
bash.org #8875:\n \n<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age\n<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week\n<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
bash.org #8881:\n \n<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is?\n<synec> 15ft?
bash.org #8886:\n \n<Ven> Fuck\n<Ven> This is a long shot, but\n<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?\n<Ven> Oh fuck!\n<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
bash.org #8887:\n \n<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?\n<Zygote-> and hill billy slang\n<Zygote-> haha\n<Zygote-> you mean my wife?
bash.org #8888:\n \n<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx\n<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?\n<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator
bash.org #8891:\n \n:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable?\n:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net\n:TheDude: is one from a whois
bash.org #8893:\n \n<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone \n<Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."
bash.org #8896:\n \n<StoneTear> damn i'm hot \n<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
bash.org #8899:\n \n<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY
bash.org #8906:\n \n<vidividividi> kristen dumped me\n<greggyhot> oh NO!\n<vidividividi> i cant believe it\n<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!\n<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support\n*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
bash.org #8908:\n \n<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either
bash.org #8909:\n \n<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia
bash.org #8919:\n \n* zebra does the menstrual blood dance\n<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.\n<zebra> You should see them in person.\n<zebra> It could be worse.\n<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P\n<Slvrchair> ew, no :P
bash.org #8923:\n \n<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.\n* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
bash.org #8924:\n \n<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?\n<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1\n<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance\n<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling\n<Gen`Aku> BITCH
bash.org #8926:\n \n<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day\n<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
bash.org #8928:\n \n<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?\n<grey`> i need to firm up my ass\n<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective
bash.org #8929:\n \n<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease\n<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?\n<strung> ill use that excuse next time
bash.org #8930:\n \n<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?\n<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.\n<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"\n<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?
bash.org #8934:\n \n<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again\n<@kt> bye
bash.org #8942:\n \n<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
bash.org #8943:\n \n<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"\n<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
bash.org #8955:\n \n<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?\n<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!\n<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
bash.org #8960:\n \n[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive
bash.org #8962:\n \n* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig\n<shawnporn> is that german?\n<hals> it is\n<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
bash.org #8965:\n \n*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop\n<@sloop> parents\n<@sloop> fs\n<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson\n<@sloop> on a sunday\n<@sloop> when ur not doing anything\n<@sloop> phone them\n<@sloop> or\n<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy\n<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation\n<@ronindm> well it is fathers' day\n<@sloop> oh shit\n<@sloop> brb making a call
bash.org #8970:\n \n* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
bash.org #8982:\n \n<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
bash.org #8983:\n \n<RPG> Grrr\n<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.\n<scar3crow> i must be around a lot
bash.org #8984:\n \n<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands\n<than> which was clearly bollocks\n<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks
bash.org #8986:\n \n<czg> you're not gary larson\n<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?\n<czg> because I'm gary larson
bash.org #8987:\n \n<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!\n<bolsh> same.\n<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!\n<bolsh> same.
bash.org #8993:\n \n<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
bash.org #8997:\n \n<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..\n<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )\n<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
bash.org #9006:\n \n<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.
bash.org #9008:\n \n<mrfy> hmm.  my title choice was questioned\n<pembroke> what title did you ask for?          \n<mrfy> software zymurgist\n<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
bash.org #9015:\n \n<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes.\n<ruumis> I am in flavor country.
bash.org #9019:\n \n<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry \n<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
bash.org #9022:\n \n<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic\n<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
bash.org #9026:\n \n<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that
bash.org #9027:\n \n<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic
bash.org #9031:\n \n<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him.\n<DJTodd> She's a real brain.
bash.org #9034:\n \n<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? \n<ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room \n<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?\n<ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true\n<Syncope> lol\n<Syncope> very true\n<Syncope> :/\n<ggeyton_hewitt> `deop\n<Syncope> `deop
bash.org #9036:\n \n<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?\n<LarsC> wrestling.\n<Amoeba> Wrestling.\n<jt`> wrestling.\n<[prone]> wrestling.
bash.org #9038:\n \nilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that...\nMistrE: calc is nearly rocket science\nCuriosCat can do rocket science\n\nCuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc\nCuriosCat: caalculus
bash.org #9041:\n \n<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs\n<phatmike> why is that?\n<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.\n<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
bash.org #9043:\n \n<Dayv> I was also raised by women.\n<Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific.\n<Dayv> I chose wire mother.
bash.org #9045:\n \n<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.
bash.org #9057:\n \nThe-ill-man- *beat kicks in*  yo yo  you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes \n\n-cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..
bash.org #9070:\n \n<piccchic4ever> oh boy\n<piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today\n<piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!!\n<piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more!\n<piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence?\n<GoalMstr22> haha\n<GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with
bash.org #9076:\n \n<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman.\n<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one
bash.org #9080:\n \n<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers\n<st0w> yeah\n<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....\n<st0w> JAVA SUCKS\n<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?\n<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?\n<st0w> and there was this horse\n<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock\n<st0w> and I looked underneath it\n<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth
bash.org #9081:\n \nSpin: arrrr, pirates of the south west \nSpin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. \nPirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. \nSpin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. \nPirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. \nPirate: Avast! \nPirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! \nSpin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. \nPirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. \nSpin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
bash.org #9082:\n \n<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>\n<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....\n<jorn> no drinks yet \n<jorn> :( \n<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur
bash.org #9083:\n \n<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n\n<[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)\n<PasTe> nice\n<[-FeC-]sKratch> lol\n<[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah\n<[-FeC-]sKratch> special features:  see from the camera in the guy's urethra\n<PasTe> lol\n<[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice\n<[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass
bash.org #9085:\n \n<pure_sin> oi!\n<pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/\n<pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(\n<st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
bash.org #9091:\n \n<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...\n<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...\n<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
bash.org #9092:\n \n<Cassius> erm\n<Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others?\n<JtHMx> so you can fap over her\n<bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.\n<bleetz> and they'll buy the game\n<bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..\n* JtHMx bows
bash.org #9095:\n \n<cams> eewwww\n<cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit\n<cams> purple ketchup\n<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.
bash.org #9099:\n \n<UTF-Xanieth> damnit\n<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar\n<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o\n<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
bash.org #9100:\n \n* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory \n* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;
bash.org #9101:\n \n<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!" \n<Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!"
bash.org #9102:\n \n* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers
bash.org #9103:\n \n<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.\n<agent_rot> i dont like it\n<vmob_babe> why is that?\n<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"\n<vmob_babe> hmm.\n<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!
bash.org #9106:\n \n<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days?\n<Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school\n<Chibby> i think\n<Chibby> i have no clue\n<Chibby> why do you ask something like that?\n<Quinn> That was a really bad one.\n<Chibby> well whats a good PDA then?\n<axial> ..huh?\n<Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?"\n<Chibby> i attempted to answer it\n<Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant.\n<Chibby> OMFG\n: Chibby slaps myself\n<Chibby> k bye~\n<Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh.\n<Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then
bash.org #9111:\n \n<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds\n<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis.
bash.org #9112:\n \n<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate\n<Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes.\n<Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this?\n<Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right?\n<ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain...\n<Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is\n<Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden?\n<Mikado`> LOL\n<Mitsukake> What?\n<Mitsukake> What's so funny?
bash.org #9113:\n \n<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes
bash.org #9114:\n \n<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
bash.org #9116:\n \n<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels
bash.org #9117:\n \n<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago\n<JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???\n<JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!\n<mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago
bash.org #9119:\n \n<Mikado`> dammit\n<Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd\n<^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community
bash.org #9127:\n \nJoin: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]\n(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??\nKick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]
bash.org #9128:\n \n(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question\n(Smoke): what question
bash.org #9130:\n \n<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
bash.org #9131:\n \n<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff\n<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden
bash.org #9136:\n \n<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.
bash.org #9137:\n \n<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified
bash.org #9143:\n \n<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell\n<waffle> #bearcave\n<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon
bash.org #9148:\n \n<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail\n<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see\n<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater\n<midi> is indeed your bladder...\n<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)\n<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to\n<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them\n<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if\n<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.\n<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?\n<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for\n<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you\n<hoche> can pee on me! o/~\n<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of\n<Squeedle> others\n<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural\n<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.
bash.org #9151:\n \n<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough
bash.org #9152:\n \n<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world \n<Falcon24> ok \n<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc
bash.org #9154:\n \n<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas\n<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out\n<Skitzo> yeah\n<Skitzo> bestiality :D\n<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks\n<Skitzo> <--------- end result
bash.org #9157:\n \nMoonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face \nShaboobooboo :  and gets fucked over 10 million times more
bash.org #9160:\n \n(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis
bash.org #9169:\n \n[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00\n\n[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7\n\n[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
bash.org #9172:\n \n<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl\n<coldacid> now when i piss\n<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine\n<nover> damn that has to suck\n<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles\n<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid\n<coldacid> yes\n<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing
bash.org #9178:\n \n<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?\n<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name\n<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is
bash.org #9185:\n \n<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself
bash.org #9186:\n \n* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D
bash.org #9190:\n \n<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time\n<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server\n*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
bash.org #9192:\n \n<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
bash.org #9201:\n \n<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we?
bash.org #9204:\n \n<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble \n<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains \n<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?
bash.org #9205:\n \n<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper \n<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
bash.org #9209:\n \n<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too\n<kodos> someone has to take one for the team \n<kodos> i vote its luke \n<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers \n<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
bash.org #9214:\n \n<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike\n<lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says\n<kodos> speed on a bike\n<lukeiyo-e> peddling crack
bash.org #9218:\n \n<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?\n<[empathy]> blood of retards \n<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
bash.org #9220:\n \n<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE
bash.org #9222:\n \n<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism\n<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women\n<jre\|away> It's not that.  The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina\n<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse\n<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit
bash.org #9227:\n \n<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"\n<DJ> im assuming thats a typo
bash.org #9231:\n \n<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches
bash.org #9232:\n \n<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan\n<chomp> did shit hit it?
bash.org #9239:\n \n<oneiros> Damn it.\n<oneiros> I do not understand this.\n<Kyle> Uh oh.\n<jwbozzy> ...\n<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.
bash.org #9241:\n \n<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games\n<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two
bash.org #9246:\n \n<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do\n*** BiG_GuY Quit (Quit: Leaving)
bash.org #9252:\n \n<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna \n<Burnquist__> fuck \n*** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69)))
bash.org #9253:\n \ncentenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now \nRKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me \ncentenarygirl: no.........I really mean it \n<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"
bash.org #9256:\n \n<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to me...it's like why?
bash.org #9258:\n \n<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as worthless into suicide
bash.org #9262:\n \nPanny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer. \nRebelPrincess: don't. \nPanny: I could sell my soul to Microsoft for a computer. \nRebelPrincess: don't!!!!
bash.org #9264:\n \n[02:21] * ekum is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF] \n[02:21] * ekum is away, work [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
bash.org #9269:\n \n<Brando457> wait NJ is east coast right\n<PizzaMind> ...\n<PizzaMind> dont you live in NJ?\n<BRando457> yea
bash.org #9270:\n \n<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ?
bash.org #9272:\n \n<Murder-Is-Funny> I know this girl who is supposedly kinda anti-social - so she says - and she's mentioned she doesnt go many places or have many friends.. - but when I call her, she's never home - whats that mean? \n<Byte^> she has caller-id
bash.org #9277:\n \n<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art
bash.org #9286:\n \n<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology?\n<GenericSuperhero> READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES\n<GenericSuperhero> THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE\n<GenericSuperhero> HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE ENGLISHE\n<EvilKosh> HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN' BOOKS\n<jre> GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE\n<GenericSuperhero> THANKE YOU JAREE-EE\n<jre> DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR\n<GenericSuperhero> AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE!\n<jre> THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT\n<GenericSuperhero> AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!
bash.org #9290:\n \n<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie\n<pork> cause i did that once and it sucked
bash.org #9291:\n \n<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin.  I refuse to eat anything smarter than me.  Which is why I abstain from broccoli.\n<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.\n<AmbushBug> ...\n<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you.\n<jre> Ambush:  It's too predictible.  We want originality in our comedy.\n<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
bash.org #9293:\n \n<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday\n<Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday\n<Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A COMEDY GENIUS\n<egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your colon\n<Raz> egg: You did :[
bash.org #9297:\n \n<[SZ]-Guest> hi\n<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails\n<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program
bash.org #9299:\n \n<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...\n<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
bash.org #9304:\n \n<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance.  Is it anthrax?\n<Zeluth> what does it smell like?\n<jre> Like semen\n<Zeluth> you have anthrax\n<jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of milky-white liquid.  Is it anthrax?\n<Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making?\n<jre> Terrible.\n<Zeluth> its anthrax\n<jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch makes.  Is it anthrax?\n<Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra\n<jre> Done, but I can't get it out now.\n<Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax\n<jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white powder.  An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin now" and that "Allah is great".  Is it anthrax?\n<^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE
bash.org #9322:\n \n<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong\n<Ouroboros> Ok.\n<tag> \|    .\n<Ouroboros> .    \|\n<tag> \|  .\n<Ouroboros>    . \|\n<tag> \| .\n<Ouroboros>      \| .\n<Ouroboros> Whoops
bash.org #9326:\n \n<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.\n<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother.
bash.org #9329:\n \n<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me\n<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me\n<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly\n<@PakiSpice> yea\n<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred\n<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window\n<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
bash.org #9330:\n \n<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm?\n<heath> just a thought...\n<hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath.
bash.org #9331:\n \n<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat?\n<mattlesko> let me look\n<mattlesko> pg. 130\n<mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"
bash.org #9335:\n \n<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people\n<Brena> what kind of question is that?\n<go_die> im just making conversation\n<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler
bash.org #9336:\n \n<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
bash.org #9337:\n \n<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue.\n<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.
bash.org #9342:\n \n<dream> five girls.\n<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs.\n<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.\n<@plutonium> and herpes.
bash.org #9343:\n \n<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. \n<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like: \n<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me."
bash.org #9346:\n \n<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS; GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ" \n<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle Schematics" \n<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal converter" \n<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"
bash.org #9347:\n \n[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types \n"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm." \nand it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
bash.org #9349:\n \n<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz\n<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.\n<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
bash.org #9353:\n \n01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!\n<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!\n<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet,\nthat'd be silly.\n<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!
bash.org #9355:\n \n<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. \nso i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!"\n<ShaneBe> it really is amazing\n<ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e
bash.org #9357:\n \n*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil\n<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl\n<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?\n<bad-_-girl> vey bad\n<bad-_-girl> very bad\n<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
bash.org #9358:\n \n<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry.\n<ShaneBe> what do you care about?\n<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action.\n<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical\n<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings?\n<treph> yeah.
bash.org #9359:\n \n<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
bash.org #9360:\n \n<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list\n<FanBoy\|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
bash.org #9363:\n \n<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold\n<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
bash.org #9370:\n \n<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.\n<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.\n<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know.\n<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.\n<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
bash.org #9372:\n \n<treph> I have my computer\n<treph> and\n<treph> no job.\n<treph> > i\n<treph> You are carrying:\n<treph> a computer\n<treph> no job
bash.org #9386:\n \n(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? \n(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel
bash.org #9388:\n \n<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron
bash.org #9391:\n \n<Cienna> were you breast fed?\n<Ragnarok> yes \n<Ragnarok> recently in fact
bash.org #9396:\n \n<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..\n<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
bash.org #9399:\n \n<Ragnarok> i kinda like that\n<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look\n<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro\n<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra
bash.org #9403:\n \n<FOCK> god damn\n<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow\n<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)\n<rude> hahah\n<CIA> ./action\n<rude> dude, throw that trash out\n<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker\n<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff\n<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS\n<rude> maybe you don't need the :\n<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*\n<rude> what're you doin' on be?\n<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients
bash.org #9406:\n \n<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
bash.org #9408:\n \n<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness\n<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
bash.org #9413:\n \n(@Bean): rofl \n(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously
bash.org #9417:\n \n(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back \n(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic \n(@Skins): actually i best wait
bash.org #9418:\n \n(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^ \n(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk \n(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything? \n(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
bash.org #9427:\n \n<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
bash.org #9438:\n \n<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
bash.org #9465:\n \n<DogFu> what kernel u have rental\n<rental> slackware
bash.org #9474:\n \n<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
bash.org #9478:\n \n<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity\n<Gothmog> again
bash.org #9479:\n \n<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
bash.org #9484:\n \n<asvisn> there is no /leave\n*** asvisn has left #quickbasic
bash.org #9490:\n \n<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
bash.org #9494:\n \n<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?\n<normaliamnot> it broken
bash.org #9496:\n \n<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes  \n<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
bash.org #9497:\n \n@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm \n(@eliaz`medal): foot things \n(@eliaz`medal): extensions \n(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/ \n(@eliaz`medal): dunno name \n(@Ched): toes?
bash.org #9501:\n \n<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...\n<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.\n<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this\n<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?\n*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
bash.org #9511:\n \n<BoShekk> hey\n<jstepka> hey\n<merkzu> hey\n<BoShekk> its fat albert
bash.org #9526:\n \n<MadMax> press the Alt key.\n<MadMax> Once.\n<MadMax> press the left arrow key\n<MadMax> Once\n<MadMax> press the down arrow key\n<MadMax> then you should get a list...\n<MadMax> ?\n<MadMax> that works for me at least..\n<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu\n<MadMax> which left are you going 8p\n<Altariel> oh fuck
bash.org #9528:\n \n<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
bash.org #9532:\n \n<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school\n<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?\n<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
bash.org #9534:\n \n<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops\n<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment\n<Gandalf> hmmm\n<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though\n<Gandalf> an example you ask?\n<Gandalf> no problem!\n<Gandalf> ops:  <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin\n<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
bash.org #9544:\n \n<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot\n<Eficent> i would hit it\n<Carface> I would hit it\n<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
bash.org #9545:\n \n<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?\n<@arc\|hw> ctrl alt del twice\n*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout )\n*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r\n<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer\n<@arc\|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
bash.org #9547:\n \n<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..\n<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...\n<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
bash.org #9555:\n \n<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!\n<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
bash.org #9560:\n \n<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses
bash.org #9565:\n \n<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?\n<stoldark> rpm?\n<[S]evered> 7200\n<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?\n<[S]evered> yes\n<stoldark> mirroring or striping?\n<[S]evered> connected
bash.org #9567:\n \n<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate\n<[S]evered> how do I fix it?\n<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
bash.org #9575:\n \n<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(\n<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
bash.org #9587:\n \n<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like?  My friend wants to know
bash.org #9589:\n \n<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!\n<RJR> Oo! Where?
bash.org #9595:\n \n<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
bash.org #9596:\n \n<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337\n<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369\n<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?\n<@PikaChan> yes i did
bash.org #9605:\n \n<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
bash.org #9610:\n \n<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster\n<drug\|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml\n<djcrom> see, my bot rocks
bash.org #9611:\n \n<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles\n<djcrom> house party?\n<djglitch> yea, hehe
bash.org #9613:\n \n<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl
bash.org #9616:\n \n<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation\n<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
bash.org #9624:\n \n<caspah> I woke up\n<caspah> half on the couch\n<caspah> half off\n<caspah> with no clothes on\n<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch\n<djcrom> used?\n<caspah> yeah\n<caspah> BUT\n<caspah> my gf left last night\n\n<caspah> she went to a friends\n<caspah> my gf wasn't here\n<Vapno> was your ass sore?\n<caspah> actually yeash
bash.org #9625:\n \n<Giuslaien> hi!!\n<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.\n<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?\n<Giuslaien> are you of where?\n<Giuslaien> which your name?
bash.org #9635:\n \n<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines\n<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>\n<orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>
bash.org #9638:\n \n<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available\n<Twid> living in parent's basement required
bash.org #9639:\n \n<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh\n<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him\n\n<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
bash.org #9642:\n \n<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
bash.org #9645:\n \n<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB\n<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.\n<reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.\n<\|reptile\|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves.\n<reflexive> ...where's the downside?
bash.org #9649:\n \n<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.\n<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here\n<UndeadFromStone> Wha?\n<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@\n<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
bash.org #9659:\n \n<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
bash.org #9662:\n \ncorpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps \narkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
bash.org #9665:\n \n<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?\n<\|89\|> hell yeah\nI Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to \|89\|\n<d4d5d6> open it\n\|89\| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)\n<d4d5d6> haha what a tool
bash.org #9668:\n \nDiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.\n\nDiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor.\n\nEluorn : Theoretically.\n\ncan_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain\n\nDiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.\n\nEluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3\n\nEldoran : Err I dunno...\n\nEluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
bash.org #9670:\n \n<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"\n<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh\n<shea_> when i first saw programming\n<shea_> i was like\n<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\\n<shea_> then i went back to porn
bash.org #9673:\n \nTheGimpiestBean: i hate people....\nEwwDontEatThat: heh\nEwwDontEatThat: i hate penis\nEwwDontEatThat: i mean people
bash.org #9683:\n \n<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?\n<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
bash.org #9684:\n \n<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?
bash.org #9900:\n \n<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there\n<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?\n<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha\n<DarkFader> what did work?\n<clemmy> DF: I knew it would\n<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D\n<DarkFader> WHAT?
bash.org #9902:\n \n<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it\n<trev-> you should all be thankful\n<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant\n<spoon> stfu
bash.org #9905:\n \n<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?\n<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
bash.org #9906:\n \n<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
bash.org #9909:\n \n<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
bash.org #9915:\n \n<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.\n<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing\n<ender> Jag: ROFL!\n* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....\n<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
bash.org #9920:\n \n<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
bash.org #9921:\n \n<Noisedragon> hey chris\n<Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S\n<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"\n<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
bash.org #9923:\n \n<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet.  i'm gonna make my own.
bash.org #9928:\n \n<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
bash.org #9930:\n \n<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez
bash.org #9932:\n \n<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final
bash.org #9936:\n \n* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe\n*** ChanServ has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** [50disses]Zaccix has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** Pepha-ungh has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n[18:36] *** Slachter has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** [RSU]Stillborn has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** [RSU]8-4-7-2\|mirc has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** QAPete\|afk has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)
bash.org #9943:\n \n<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>\n<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()\n<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)\n<Kwyjibo> hey\n<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)
bash.org #9946:\n \n<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
bash.org #9949:\n \n<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is\n<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng
bash.org #9952:\n \n<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer
bash.org #9953:\n \n<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are\n<HOTTIE_309> ok\n<HOTTIE_309> quiz me\n<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
bash.org #9955:\n \n<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks
bash.org #9957:\n \n<Pr3tent1ous> hey\n<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female\n<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?
bash.org #9962:\n \n(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone
bash.org #9973:\n \nmike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.\nNikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
bash.org #9974:\n \nBrianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."\nBrianetta_afe > and this continues:\nBrianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."\nJosh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.
bash.org #9975:\n \n<Spengler> you know what? \n<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill.
bash.org #9976:\n \nNikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)\nSnaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them\nSnaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)\nSnaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,\noPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos
bash.org #9978:\n \nadam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)\nadam_afe >Laura!! :-)\nUrthworm_afe > what does she say?\nadam_afe > err..\nadam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."
bash.org #9985:\n \n<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
bash.org #9989:\n \n<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have\n<rik0> i only have them for the pockets
bash.org #10000:\n \n<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.\n<majesty> ?\n<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
bash.org #10007:\n \n<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?\n<micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?\n<dlphoto> It's where idiots are from.
bash.org #10009:\n \n<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?"  and "Shake it baby!"  I think that's what alerted my mother.\n<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate.
bash.org #10010:\n \n* Shi-chan beats Tino down\n<Shi-chan> DIE\n<Tino> haha\n* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn\n<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS\n<ilifin> there is no spoon
bash.org #10012:\n \n<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light.
bash.org #10015:\n \n<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
bash.org #10019:\n \n<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...\n<Sp[A]rK> no shit...\n<Mormi> Well... some..
bash.org #10021:\n \n<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement  on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P
bash.org #10022:\n \n<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).\n<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)
bash.org #10025:\n \n<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
bash.org #10028:\n \n*** wolex has joined #lockergnome\n\|wolex\| hi\n\|wolex\| Anyone active at this time?\n* nobody is\n\|wolex\| thanks\n\|wolex\| but I need some help\n* nobody can help you\n\|wolex\| thanks again\n* nobody wants to help you\n\|wolex\| have a great day then\n\|wolex\| oh thats better\n\|wolex\| and why is that\n\|wolex\| oh. nobody is a name!!!\n\|nobody\| hahaha
bash.org #10034:\n \n<duckman> do you say gash?\n<A\|exander> not in polite company\n<IonSurge> haha\n<IonSurge> who here is polite company?\n<A\|exander> oops typo\n<A\|exander> meant police custody
bash.org #10051:\n \n<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois?
bash.org #10052:\n \n<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants\n<Kiz`> just go up to a guy\n<Kiz`> "sex?"\n<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things\n<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
bash.org #10058:\n \n<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food? \n<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate \n<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute\n<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
bash.org #10067:\n \n<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water
bash.org #10068:\n \n<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router. \n<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time
bash.org #10071:\n \n<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.
bash.org #10075:\n \n<Vic> You there X? \n<X> no \n<X> fuck
bash.org #10084:\n \n<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :) \n<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
bash.org #10101:\n \n*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has joined #dead-presidents\n<[ED]znapz`> but..\n<[ED]znapz`> I want @\n<[ED]znapz`> suck cock\n*** [ED]znapz` (~znappe@enslaved.nu) has left #dead-presidents
bash.org #10110:\n \n<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?\n<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?\n<kinijima> so what the fuck did  the people do back when there was no air conditioning?\n<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
bash.org #10116:\n \nGreg um...: west is that way.. --->\njuggalett_chick: no thats north here\nGreg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way...
bash.org #10117:\n \n<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along\n<Mass> you have it ?\n<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD\n<Mass> ohh dood send\n<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that\n<var> and we can still be friends
bash.org #10128:\n \n<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?\n<hh> i have\n<hh> its awesome\n<hh> i call it masturbation goo
bash.org #10131:\n \n<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and accepted it as truth  \n<NoDamage> yes i have  \n\n<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
bash.org #10135:\n \n<Starchild> !define PCMCIA\n<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE\n<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.\n<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:\n<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA\n<CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International\n<CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry\n<CCU-Bot>  Acronyms).\n<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)\n<Starchild> hey, fuck you
bash.org #10141:\n \n<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..\n<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI\n<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test\n<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE\n<CCU-Bot>  BABEL FISH   The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.\n<Mr_CAD> lol\n<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)
bash.org #10145:\n \n<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy \nsoftware like linux.  fucking assholes
bash.org #10158:\n \n<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse\n<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?\n<shqua> Err...\n<shqua> Mouse.\nshqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud\n<DrFreud> Oh, my...
bash.org #10159:\n \n<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.\n<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
bash.org #10162:\n \n<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
bash.org #10165:\n \nBeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club\nBeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."\nBeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
bash.org #10171:\n \nDeusXMac: sex?\nthemole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
bash.org #10185:\n \n<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work\n<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
bash.org #10186:\n \n]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor\n[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
bash.org #10197:\n \n<Trendarth> wb\n<Yamatto> ta\n<Trendarth> np\n<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...\n<Trendarth> dk\n<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour\n<@antix> ok
bash.org #10199:\n \n*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com\n*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)\n<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
bash.org #10203:\n \n<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
bash.org #10204:\n \n<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair\n<Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
bash.org #10208:\n \n<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!\n<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?\n<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org\n<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..\n<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)\n<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out\n<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)\n<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
bash.org #10213:\n \n<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
bash.org #10223:\n \n<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a\n             neural connection so I can sit here and not even have to move.\n<martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm working on, too?\n<luminosity> Why the hell not?\n<luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can concentrate on\n             fun stuff.\n<martinb> so get working on it!\n<martinb> no, wait, recusion\n<martinb> damn
bash.org #10226:\n \n<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms?\n<True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish
bash.org #10229:\n \n<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants\n<Pioenz> i can see that :-)
bash.org #10236:\n \n<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either
bash.org #10261:\n \n<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired\n<mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made\n<mindran> and sent it out\n<mindran> and some of them are horrible :(\n<mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long"\n<mindran> or "like10come"
bash.org #10262:\n \n<MoonFog> Accept my send!!\n<spark-> are you behind a firewall?\n<MoonFog> Yes. but i can send\n<spark-> Please consult your network administrator\n<MoonFog> I am, and i know it works\n<spark-> Please insult your network administrator
bash.org #10264:\n \n<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex\n<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point\n<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
bash.org #10279:\n \n<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5
bash.org #10280:\n \n<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online\n<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
bash.org #10284:\n \n<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet\n<NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.
bash.org #10288:\n \n* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.\n<Surago> how else do you hug someone?\n<kaori> There are\n<kaori> different ways\n<kaori> to hug people\n<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
bash.org #10289:\n \n<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me\n<Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind\n<Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble" \n<Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..." \n<purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
bash.org #10305:\n \n<OmegaWeapon> no i believe you but i aslo think you are lying
bash.org #10339:\n \n<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a customer comment's card, and expressed my disappointment with them not stocking Dog's Bollocks on their shelves.\n<Gorilla> tey sent me back a letter saying that they do not stock chinese delicacies. i think they thought i meant the actual testicles.
bash.org #10345:\n \n<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital\n<SForce> that sounds promising\n<AceAway> not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair\n<SForce> unfortunate\n<SForce> makes me want to stand up
bash.org #10350:\n \n<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart.  You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. \n<zebulon_y> w\n<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.\n<zebulon_y> e\n<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it.\n<zebulon_y> drink beer\n<ignatz> glug.\n<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf\n<ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die.
bash.org #10360:\n \n<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos\n<Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad
bash.org #10361:\n \n<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.\n<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it
bash.org #10362:\n \nSkyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :)\nMrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0?
bash.org #10372:\n \n<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell  tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.\n<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
bash.org #10380:\n \n<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've went after bob dole\n<@DarkDread> I just thought those were really large ears.\n<@cloudchild> nope horns.  and he hides his tail well...but you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right\n<@cloudchild> "I'm bob dole!  i kill virgins and drink the blood of the pope!"\n<@DarkDread> what's so bad about that?\n<@cloudchild> nothin.
bash.org #10396:\n \n[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.)\n<Joke> Why does Atlaz always quit with just one tit?
bash.org #10399:\n \n<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline
bash.org #10401:\n \n<DaveCBio> Man, if drama could be harnassed as a power source the world\nwould be lit up forever
bash.org #10409:\n \n<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"\n<Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"\n<Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"\n<Encapsulate> "I have a department?"\n<Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""\n<Toast> heh\n<Encapsulate> "A whole department?"\n<Encapsulate> "Yes"\n<Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"\n<Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"\n<Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed Network'."\n<Toast> heh\n<Encapsulate> "More important?"\n<Encapsulate> "Yea."\n<Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network"
bash.org #10422:\n \n<nwinter> i am the king of EXCEL.\n<nwinter> kinda.\n<nwinter> i used staroffice to make an excel document.\n<nwinter> and learn how to make a spreadsheet in the process.\n<Lacroix> i bow to your mastery :)\n<nwinter> i am now THAT MUCH MORE of a marketable unix admin!\n<nwinter> what does all of this mean?\n<nwinter> my boss is a retard.
bash.org #10423:\n \n<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper\nand a crayon.\n<hep>  hahaha\n<nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet because\napparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY READABLE\nformat known as ASCII.\n<nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an attachment\nnamed "micromanagement.txt"
bash.org #10426:\n \n<nwinter> i am personally more concerned about israel and palestine\ncutting ties with each other than who's whipping who. :)\n<nwinter> but perhaps i am being trendy in my concern for more interesting\nissues. :)
bash.org #10429:\n \n<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has\nreceived information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have\naccidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of\nHerat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.\n<Toast> *sigh*\n<dert> oh god\n<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of\nsociety, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles\naway
bash.org #10430:\n \n* cj_ installs svgalib.\n<cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux\n<nwinter> nice.\n<cj_> then i can play with myself\n<nwinter> GRODEY.\n<cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both the mice are\nwithin an arms reach. i can chase myself around.
bash.org #10434:\n \n<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects\n<bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you start work\non re-inventing the wheel asap?"
bash.org #10445:\n \n<Lokonopa> you know what would be the funniest thing to see? when those spelling bee contests come on tv, and the announcer gives a kid a really hard word to spell...and at that exact moment a guy in the back screams "HOLY FUCK!"
bash.org #10456:\n \n<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously, making you all\nexcellent trumpet players.
bash.org #10461:\n \n<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean\n<melanarchy> but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity
bash.org #10462:\n \n<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to\nme by now.
bash.org #10464:\n \n<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit.\n<Ithaqua> I thought you WERE an ex-man.
bash.org #10465:\n \n<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?\n<Sopabuena> Yes\n<Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a different one\n<Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone will look at you
bash.org #10469:\n \n<hep> husbands girlfriend EXTREMELY annoying\n<Ach\|medicated> damn husbands, and their whiny girlfriends!\n<Ach\|medicated> (number 37 of The Big List of Things You Never Expected to\nSay)
bash.org #10471:\n \n<hep> you told me!\n<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>\n<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?\n<Encapsulate> No\n<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee\n<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is\n<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power\n<Encapsulate> Or PPP\n<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"\n<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang\nmodem to dial up to the internet?
bash.org #10472:\n \n<deimos_> so now i gotta get bitchx working the way i want\n<deimos_> and modify the stats util for bitch log format\n<deimos_> hh, bitchx rather\n<Toast> yeah, I was going to say that hep doesn't HAVE  a log format..
bash.org #10473:\n \n<jej> i will 0wn services again.\n<Toast> my /away r00t kit isn't working
bash.org #10474:\n \n<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gay\n<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
bash.org #10477:\n \n<jej> WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PISSING CONTEST.
bash.org #10478:\n \n<Acheron> hep: :P\n<Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart.\n<hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on using it.\n<hep> today\n<Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but S.F. is a\nhelluva reach, even for more gifted folks\n<Mitzy> despicable.\n<Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching exercise as I used\nto.\n<para> that's a .sigfile right there.,\n<Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!
bash.org #10479:\n \n<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I\n<Twid> really?  i just got there\n<tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.\n<jej> WHO DOESN'T.\n<Twid> they probably banned all of canada\n<Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada\n<tamara> 14.4
bash.org #10480:\n \n<Encapsulate> So\n<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I\nheard over the cube walls.\n<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz"
bash.org #10481:\n \n<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.\n<jej> and wolfenstein.\n<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"\n<jej> ":("\n<cj_> "hehe"
bash.org #10484:\n \n<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a \nreasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory  that uses pine\n<cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later
bash.org #10486:\n \n<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data\n<Twid> cj: eek!\n<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.\n<Kin-San> 20k? holy...\n<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.\n<Kin-San> lol\n<Twid> good.  as long as normal business procedures were followed
bash.org #10488:\n \nBeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew\nTX Luder : interesting\nTX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass\nTX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously
bash.org #10489:\n \n<deimos> what are you installing?\n<hep> your mom\n<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5\n<deimos> wow\n<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me\n<hep> she does that deimos
bash.org #10490:\n \n<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online \npresence.\n<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.
bash.org #10493:\n \n<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD\n<bizzy> i need to see that\n<Kin-San> its funny as all hell\n<Toast> yeah, good movie\n<hep> oooh yeah\n<hep> i <heart> that movie\n<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though\n<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak\n<Kin-San> lol\n<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :>\n<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name\n<Kin-San> I figured something like this\n<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah\n<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?\n<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?
bash.org #10497:\n \n<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time \n<LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central.
bash.org #10499:\n \n* go_boy getting his haujobb on\n<jej> i read that as 'handjob'\n<go_boy> i assumed you would\n<jej> you can always count on me.\n<go_boy> for a handjob?\n<jej> of course.\n<go_boy> rockin.
bash.org #10500:\n \n<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?\n<hep> cause you dont put out\n<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.\n<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.\n<hep> lies!\n<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT!\n<hep> well yeah you put out THEN\n<Encapsulate> You said so!\n<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!
bash.org #10504:\n \n<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.
bash.org #10505:\n \n<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my\nshirt is both inside out and backwards.\n<jej> is it?\n<cj_> it is.\n<cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..
bash.org #10508:\n \n<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200\n<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)\n<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300\n<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)\n<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH.
bash.org #10509:\n \n<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when\nthey're winning?\n<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA\n<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)
bash.org #10510:\n \n<quatoria> it was high-larious\n<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was\nfunny?\n<hep> high "at the time?"\n<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point\n<hep> :>
bash.org #10512:\n \n<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door\n<jej> SWEET.\n<cj_> he's hella pushy too.\n<jej> BUY MY STEAK!\n<cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number\n<cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her\n<jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!\n<cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now\n<spides> ahaha\n<spides> Door to Door Meat\n<spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy way\n<cj_> this guy is a freak\n<cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10 minutes ago\n<cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30\n<spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door\n<cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a  nut
bash.org #10561:\n \n<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose?
bash.org #10567:\n \n<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too\n<Bionic_6> yea\n<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground
bash.org #10571:\n \n<Harrit> dv you arround?\n<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us\n<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe\n<Bionic_6> the water u drink\n<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck\n<Bionic_6> everywhere\n<Harrit> dv8... you still around?\n<Harrit> smart ass
bash.org #10606:\n \n<Gr1nR> I tell girls...\"I need a file - but its stuck in this archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???\"
bash.org #10607:\n \n<Glide20> americans are so stupied
bash.org #10609:\n \n(+aileur): man you guys rock\n(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding\n(@SeeDee): news here says 20\n(+JoeYoung): eh?\n(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system\n(+JoeYoung): metric people\n(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
bash.org #10611:\n \n<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things\n<+b00st> don't ask
bash.org #10615:\n \n<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x
bash.org #10618:\n \n<Speedsta> heh, just wasted 25c on a msg saying: ":`("
bash.org #10626:\n \n<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
bash.org #10645:\n \n<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead\n<@p00mint> HAHAHA
bash.org #10646:\n \n<hybridy2k>  how do i give ppl ops with a certain level\n<@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents
bash.org #10647:\n \n<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?\n<@netwerk> thats stupid\n<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
bash.org #10649:\n \n<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh \n<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head
bash.org #10655:\n \n<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD?
bash.org #10659:\n \n<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client \n<pplante> hmm what to do what to do \n<omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post. \n<pplante> tried that \n<pplante> it didnt solve the problem though \n<omega> do it harder, it will solve mine. \n<pplante> die
bash.org #10660:\n \n<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!!
bash.org #10661:\n \n<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect\n<Ize > eew
bash.org #10665:\n \nHolyViper7: it could be worse :P\nEbyan: It could be better\nHolyViper7: everything could be better\nEbyan: everything could be worse\nHolyViper7: not oprah\nHolyViper7: she cant get any worse.
bash.org #10666:\n \n<WAP> @find indonesian girl
bash.org #10672:\n \n<Nexstar> What's Sonic the Hedgehog?
bash.org #10676:\n \n<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch\n<[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes
bash.org #10682:\n \n<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope\n<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.\n<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.
bash.org #10686:\n \n<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s\n<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke\n<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd\n<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?
bash.org #10688:\n \n<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax
bash.org #10691:\n \n<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature\n<ichibod> fuck off dicklicker\n<Zorix> bite me fucktard
bash.org #10702:\n \n<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert.\n<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines?
bash.org #10705:\n \n<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you\n<BloodFromStone> A message for me?\n<BloodFromStone> From whom?\n<Xellchiri> Darthie\n<Xellchiri>  "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel."\n<BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P\n* Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8\n<Xellchiri> yeah, she missed
bash.org #10707:\n \n<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best...
bash.org #10714:\n \n<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours and better pay for less work  <-- where are they?\n<Technogeek> Enron.
bash.org #10718:\n \nHiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest bathroom to nut one\nBeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom\nBeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants
bash.org #10724:\n \nTX Luder : dude\nTX Luder : i just had a genius idea\nTX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes\nTX Luder : just think of it man\nTX Luder : your sucking on ice\nTX Luder : then WHAM\nTX Luder : m&m
bash.org #10725:\n \nurban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know?\nBeHeMoTh101 : yes\nurban13eatnik : what is it?\nBeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH
bash.org #10730:\n \n<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp\n<%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC?\n<+Kumaneko> text rate?\n<+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND
bash.org #10732:\n \n<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that"
bash.org #10734:\n \n*** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol\n<kas> do you enjoy cox?\n<Sipx> hm\n<Sipx> its OK\n<Sipx> not really though\n<Sipx> im in rhode island.\n<kas> is cox big in rhode island?\n<Sipx> yes, it is
bash.org #10735:\n \n<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along.\n<tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?\n<@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?
bash.org #10737:\n \n<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?\n<kas> he msged you on aim\n<SDMF> he msged me?\n<kas> i put in big bold letters\n<kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW\n<kas> and yur roommate answered\n<kas> and was like who's this\n<kas> and ize like\n<kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike\n<kas> is he there?\n<kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad\n<kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off
bash.org #10739:\n \n* Spoon casts Wall of Silence \n*** Spoon sets mode: +m \n<Goku> why? \n<Spoon> Because exo went insane \n<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level \n* Sentinel checks.. \n*** Sentinel sets mode: -m \n<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE! \n*** Sentinel sets mode: +m
bash.org #10745:\n \n<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
bash.org #10746:\n \n<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the moment he enters \n<FD> This way I can abuse the power faster \n<Polo> That's the American way \n<FD> Damn right
bash.org #10749:\n \n<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have to flee the country!\n<[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK"\n<@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)
bash.org #10758:\n \nGr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do?\nJeff: ?\nGr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something.....\nJeff: ?\nGr8Hamster: nevermind\nJeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D\nGr8Hamster: oh.. OH!  :(
bash.org #10760:\n \njd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser ..\n\nTripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship
bash.org #10764:\n \n<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you.\n<bk> what why did you just go off on me\n<bk> when we are clearly best friends for life
bash.org #10767:\n \n<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today.\n<guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot.  i could tap dat azz all day\n<guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it\n<angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory.\n<guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz\n<angie> she's also right behind me.\n<guyen> are you serious?\n<angie> yea.  she says you're pretty cute too.  says you should have the balls to ask her out though.\n<guyen> um, will you go out with me?\n<angie> she says yes.  pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever.\n<guyen> are you kidding me?  holy shit!  im calling your house now\n<angie> no i'm just fucking with you.\n<guyen> your're a bitch you know that\n<angie> i know.
bash.org #10768:\n \n<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out\n<@haleguu> err vids\n<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what\n<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol\n<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?\n<@Tama\|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year olds\n<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds
bash.org #10772:\n \n<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the internet
bash.org #10774:\n \n<guyen> so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?"\n<guyen> then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am"\n<guyen> and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word\n<guyen> she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again\n<guyen> shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass
bash.org #10781:\n \n<Jed_D`Lagged> I don' tknow, I really woulden't want a penis I coulden't hide under my desk.\n<Jed_D`Lagged> Or one that would take more than one hand to masturbate\n<Farnarcle> did i miss something
bash.org #10783:\n \n<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly\n<kritical> whyd you do that?\n<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet
bash.org #10785:\n \n<rogers> hahah\n<guyen> roger: i love you man\n<guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the face and shit down your throat" love\n<rogers> i love you too man
bash.org #10793:\n \n<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him\n<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living"
bash.org #10798:\n \n<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024.
bash.org #10805:\n \ndsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that\n          upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"\n\n-dsp, nz2600
bash.org #10809:\n \n<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO \n<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis
bash.org #10811:\n \n<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D\n<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array\n<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!\n* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head\n<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it.
bash.org #10815:\n \nTopic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
bash.org #10820:\n \n<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
bash.org #10822:\n \n<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!\n<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual\n<bloom> Aren't you french?\n<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?\n<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years...
bash.org #10824:\n \n<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick\n<Hellwarrior> one sec
bash.org #10829:\n \n<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p?
bash.org #10834:\n \n<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh?
bash.org #10837:\n \n<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse\n<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second\n<Deke> keeper has mice?\n<Keeper> not anymore :P
bash.org #10842:\n \n<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that\n<Vyse> They still make those?
bash.org #10844:\n \n<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?\n<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?\n<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.\n<Don Ravioli> haha\n<Don Ravioli> why bad news?
bash.org #10846:\n \n<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.\n<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
bash.org #10848:\n \n<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?\n<Saccy> You mean double-handed?
bash.org #10852:\n \n<yuu_> Am I lagged?\n<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow\n<yuu_> feh\n<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?\n<yuu_> are you not funny?\n<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple\n<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies\n\n-> [yuu_] PING\n[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec\n<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
bash.org #10853:\n \n<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
bash.org #10859:\n \n<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
bash.org #10862:\n \n<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?\n<harb> actually\n<harb> damnit
bash.org #10868:\n \n<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately\n<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok\n<SimonB> I like webgiro\n<luna_s> demons fine most of the time\n<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router\n<SimonB> :D\n<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception
bash.org #10869:\n \n<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol\n<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
bash.org #10877:\n \n<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine usual are
bash.org #10879:\n \nZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.
bash.org #10880:\n \n<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.
bash.org #10881:\n \n<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
bash.org #10882:\n \n<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.
bash.org #10883:\n \n<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.\n<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
bash.org #10889:\n \n<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric. \n<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.
bash.org #10890:\n \n<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang
bash.org #10892:\n \n<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.
bash.org #10893:\n \n<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.
bash.org #10894:\n \n<Starscream> uh\n<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack\n<Starscream> shit.
bash.org #10899:\n \n<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked.
bash.org #10904:\n \n<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years.
bash.org #10906:\n \n<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!  I mean...uhhh
bash.org #10908:\n \n<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
bash.org #10910:\n \n<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this\n<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes\n<LabMonkey> pull out one\n<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter\n<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack\n<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...\n<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.
bash.org #10911:\n \n<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS. \n<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage. \n<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
bash.org #10912:\n \n<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition.
bash.org #10913:\n \n<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
bash.org #10914:\n \n<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment."
bash.org #10915:\n \n<McEi8th> God damn it\n<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong\n<McEi8th> It was pretty sick\n<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...\n* Pozzi runs
bash.org #10916:\n \n<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?
bash.org #10918:\n \n<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137\n<The_Cat> ?\n<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is\n<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????\n* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
bash.org #10923:\n \nKarl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit\nblurry?
bash.org #10924:\n \n<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?
bash.org #10925:\n \n<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical\n    connection.  Any one have any idea why?\n<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable\n<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
bash.org #10926:\n \n<Macca_> hi all  \n<Macca_>  can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as  \n          easy as i thought it might be
bash.org #10928:\n \n<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything\n<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig\n<thePoizon> hehe\n<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again\n<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?\n<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
bash.org #10930:\n \n<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking\n<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit\n<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!\n<SEoD> hehe good excuse\n<rubio_> hahahahah\n<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh\n<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder\n<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket\n<rubio_> hahahahah\n<SEoD> "go see a doctor"
bash.org #10931:\n \n-(+MinioN5000)- k\n\n-(+MinioN5000)- installing\n-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit\n-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation\n-(+MinioN5000)- wtf\n* @Cuthbert calls the police
bash.org #10937:\n \n*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey\n*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh\|\n*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz\n*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org\n*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)\n<v\zzz> IlhMansiz\n<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban\n<v\zzz> nuff said\nlater in a prv window : \n<IlhMansiz> sorry\n<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
bash.org #10940:\n \n<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?\n<GoddessAmadeo\|TheImpaler> no ...\n<Jess> OK\n<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different\n<Jess> how can I then\n<Jess> ?
bash.org #10941:\n \n<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
bash.org #10942:\n \n<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect\n<Sparky^> downloading all my porn
bash.org #10943:\n \nbarry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over\nbarry: woo\nEoghann: how many til it plays dead?\nZaren: </rimshot>
bash.org #10946:\n \n* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root\n<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?\n<Varak> ask in #windows\n<wrostek> They dont know\n<Varak> big suprise\n<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too\n<wrostek> ok thanks
bash.org #10947:\n \n<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
bash.org #10948:\n \n<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks \n<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one \n<@Path> hahahah
bash.org #10949:\n \n<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass \n<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
bash.org #10950:\n \n<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then walked away.
bash.org #10951:\n \n<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip\n<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol\n<Path> IDIOT\n<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
bash.org #10953:\n \n<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde
bash.org #10957:\n \n<Kateryne> brb\n<Kateryne> back\n<Malcavious> front\n<Kateryne> side\n<Malcavious> middle\n<Malcavious> other side =P\n<Zarakinthish> bottom\n<Zarakinthish> top\n<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top\n<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?\n<Kateryne> ....dude....\n<Kateryne> ew.
bash.org #10958:\n \n(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?\n(alec_eso): 1, morganj\n(morganj): bastard.
bash.org #10964:\n \n<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4\n<Digimon> wot does that do\n<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up\n<FanBoy> its a secret\n*** Digimon has quit\n<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
bash.org #10965:\n \n<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that\n<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
bash.org #10968:\n \n<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator? \n<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe? \n<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP! \n<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL! \n<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!
bash.org #10972:\n \nLara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees\n*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)\nLara: \|\O_o/\|\n* Lara rotates it back
bash.org #10975:\n \n<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
bash.org #10976:\n \n<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?\n<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT
bash.org #10979:\n \n<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW\n<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(\n* Jaedra stares at Dryzz\n<Jaedra> dude...\n<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..\n<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(
bash.org #10983:\n \n<outlaws> that's so gay\n<joyrekz> speaking of gay\n<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?\n<outlaws> nope
bash.org #10984:\n \n<Seros> Did you get my hat back? \n<Spleen> what kinda question is that? \n<Seros> An easy one?
bash.org #10988:\n \n<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me.
bash.org #10989:\n \n<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
bash.org #10992:\n \n<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.
bash.org #10994:\n \n<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
bash.org #10997:\n \n<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
bash.org #11003:\n \n<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.\n<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
bash.org #11004:\n \n<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.
bash.org #11014:\n \n<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something\n<PreZ> but nooooo\n<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies\n<PreZ> *sigh*\n<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
bash.org #11032:\n \n<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks?\n<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh\n<jablowme> those fucking fags.
bash.org #11033:\n \n<Rammie> how do I change my quit message\n<EileenB> type /quit message\n*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)\n<EileenB> :D
bash.org #11038:\n \n<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD\n<+darkmind> Report him :x\n<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off
bash.org #11042:\n \n(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
bash.org #11050:\n \n<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb
bash.org #11053:\n \n<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen \n<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES\n<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'\n<Mr_X> ...
bash.org #11061:\n \n<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial\n<Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF"\n<Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN\n<orion> because that guy was in sandlot\n<orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors won't open for him
bash.org #11066:\n \nInVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. \nThe Spunn: did it hurt? \nInVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid. \nInVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner. \nThe Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. \nInVerSeX: Exactly. \nThe Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. \nInVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.
bash.org #11067:\n \n<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS\n<_Mantis_> ok\n<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot\n<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"
bash.org #11068:\n \n<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it.\n<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds...\n<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...
bash.org #11073:\n \n<SpunOne> To The Taliban:\n<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.\n<nersh> To the US:\n<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
bash.org #11083:\n \n<SporkPrez>  largo, whats it like being net-famous?\n<asr> whats net-famous?\n<largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of the benefits.\n<asr> like groupies?\n<largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile to get used to.\n<SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia?\n<largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant.
bash.org #11085:\n \n<MissTika> how have you been?\n<Sage> Good, good. And you?\n<MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my " best" friends but other then that heh\n<Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.
bash.org #11087:\n \n<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top\n<Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time\n<jaguar> !quote\n<jaguar> !add quote\n<jaguar> how do u add!
bash.org #11094:\n \n<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey \n<herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards
bash.org #11095:\n \n<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album \n<chrissyb0> i can see it now \n<chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can make a \nwebpage with any font
bash.org #11097:\n \n(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?"\n(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?\n* Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
bash.org #11098:\n \n<S-Kicker> brb, gotta feed the dog \n<S-Kicker> sum 31337 K1BB13Z N B175
bash.org #11101:\n \n(+AeroBob): Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..."\n(@Pixie\|3554Y): They're both given by grandad? :O \n(+AeroBob): And, of course, both are best served hard.
bash.org #11110:\n \n(Gopher): my brother has bound F7 to say...\n* Gopher wanks
bash.org #11111:\n \n(Pixie_Pete): Care to join me in a little sven co-op? \n* ssmmdd fires up Sven\n(Dogsdinner): That's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing ever said in #TPNGC.
bash.org #11112:\n \n<pres589> Chuffy, were you there?\n<ChuffyCow> pres589: yeah man\n<ChuffyCow> pres589: I was there\n<pres589> ChuffyCow: oh man, Charlie was everywhere, in the trees, talking about Richard Stallman, it was visious\n<pres589> or was that a LUG meeting I went to\n<pres589> same thing, it was fucked up\n<ChuffyCow> I don't remember\n<ChuffyCow> but we killed 'em all\n<pres589> fuck yeah we did\n<ChuffyCow> every last one of those GNUook motherfuckers\n<pres589> LOL
bash.org #11115:\n \n<@brosie    > you know what sucks \n<@brosie    > when you shave your ballsack \n<@brosie    > and then get diarrhea\n<@brosie    > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't know was there\n<@brosie    > and you get gangrene \n<@brosie    > in your nuts
bash.org #11116:\n \n< cygnus`   > this girl broke up with me once\n< cygnus`   > becuase i was sucking her tit\n< cygnus`   > and i said it was to try and get milk to come out\n< cygnus`   > and i started laughing like a retard
bash.org #11122:\n \n<Super_User_2> the very first time I practiced driving I scared the shit\nout of my dad. It was a manual transmission truck. I had it in first and\ntired to shift, but the timing on the clutch was fucked up and it just\nspun, but the pedal was lighter then I thought and I floored it. The\ntruck sounded like it was doing 90 and my nervous laugh sounded maniacal.\nHe just screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as we moved about 1/2 mile an hour...\nhe drove home.
bash.org #11123:\n \n<Spike> You know what I want to do? I want to go on eBay and buy all the\nsouvenier pieces of the Berlin wall, then reconstruct it along the Mexican border
bash.org #11130:\n \n<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit\nthe ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say\n"Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to\nmolest me.
bash.org #11132:\n \n<Tarage> I hate to update to things, they always make it worse\n<@Ixnorp> you're too pessimistic.  I bet that if you jumped off a building\nyou would expect to land in a truck full of pillows\n<anorexic_poodle> wouldnt that make it optimistic\n<@Ixnorp> no, because he would have failed to kill himself
bash.org #11137:\n \n<Christoph> Wuff will you tell Sara I'm not talking to her? -.- <turns>\n<Wuffypie> Sara, I'm to tell you something that you just heard Mind say anyway
bash.org #11138:\n \n<t_SaBeR_t> Does your Army of Darkness have a dental plan?
bash.org #11139:\n \n<JigglyHandle> Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!\n<K-Ecchi> You called?
bash.org #11141:\n \n<mjvh> stupid loose ethernet connection.\n<Turbonutter> ducktape\n<Turbonutter> ducktape is the answer to all life's problems\n<Turbonutter> like beer. except ducktape rarely causes them in the first place.\n<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps\n<Turbonutter> it can do anything but is a pain in the arse to use?
bash.org #11145:\n \n<choconado> aggh...horrible no cut and paste in mirc :(\n<Saber> yes there is\n<Saber> by selecting the text it's automatically copied to your clipboard\n<Saber> you need to select from left to right\n<choconado> my version doesn't do that...it puts up a finger icon\n<choconado> oh wait...\n<choconado> dude...i've had mirc for two and a half fucking years, and i learn this NOW?!?
bash.org #11146:\n \n<spoob> drewb; it's been so long since I've had my cock sucked that I'm not sure it can handle less than one atmosphere anymore
bash.org #11148:\n \nMeredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)\nRann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^\nRann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
bash.org #11150:\n \n<Hippie316> its HQ real media\n<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet
bash.org #11154:\n \n<Tridon> hate cold water\n* Tridon left the shower in a huff!\n<Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water?\n<Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer
bash.org #11159:\n \n<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga
bash.org #11160:\n \n<EazyCheez> I wonder if I can't unplug my 3 1/2"'s interface cable and use that with my old CD-ROM (Samsung)\n<RvLeshrac> EazyCheez: No\n<pupkick> samsung is radio shack for people with mental handicaps\n<EazyCheez> RvLeshrac: I can't unplug my floppy disk drive's interface cable and put it into my CD-ROM?\n<thrash-> EazyCheez: Try it... it won't fit.\n<feerit> EazyCheez: notice they arent the same pinout
bash.org #11164:\n \n<Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes.. I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is like "yeah! easy to remember too"
bash.org #11166:\n \n<TekMounty> I think I'll have to go to a confessions, at the adaptive technologies expo, there was a 19 inch lcd screen just sitting there, I though to myself "If I ran out with this none of these disabled people could catch me"
bash.org #11168:\n \n<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com\n<ScumDog> wish me luck\n<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
bash.org #11169:\n \n<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet
bash.org #11170:\n \n<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown\n<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters
bash.org #11171:\n \n<pupkick> i just did my first mouthrinse with the shit i was prescribed.. i've been putting it off because i was worrying about pain like i get with scope and shit.. it was hella easy.. almost even tasted good.. now i can only blame myself for infections and extra swelling =/\n<blitzoid> pupkick: You knew the risks when you became a gigalo.
bash.org #11173:\n \n<tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some subway tracks, then the train hit her\n<tek231> she sued and won 10 million\n<Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood sprinkler?\n<Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts?\n<pac> Damn.\n<tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story\n<tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it\n<Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey news on irc without a url?
bash.org #11174:\n \n<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs\n<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was\n<helixblue> against the wall?\n<@BitStream> yea\n<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes\n<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.\n<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/\n<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet\n<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday\n<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
bash.org #11176:\n \n<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time\n<Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337
bash.org #11177:\n \n<Gav3in> I've been in Taipei though, and holy shit does it have a big chinatown
bash.org #11178:\n \n<niles> If you use that logic, then using a completely open and unsecured network would be ok if you sealed the computer in a locked metal box, since it would deter physical attacks by baseball bats (ALL attacks are of equal value, right?). Or you could say that adding the line "WWJD" to the telnet login prompt would be a valid defense since it would lower the instance of attacks by Christians by 80%.
bash.org #11179:\n \n<drastic> anyone know of a program that would display free hd space for multiple drives on the desktop or something?\n<ninth> drastic: you could write down how much space is free on a piece of paper.. then scan it.. and set it as your wallpaper
bash.org #11181:\n \n<bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time, that should help somewhat\n<kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still pseudo-random, and not true RNs.  In fact there is no way to generate true random numbers.\n<bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the checkbook.
bash.org #11183:\n \n<Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had grown to hate\n<Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her panties\n<MP\|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet\n<MP\|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies\n<Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?\n<chibi> pooty can give you herpes\n<Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY\n<Mbeta> come on now.\n<Mbeta> that's like saying\n<Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching everyone
bash.org #11184:\n \n<LordViper> Atarax: in all honestly, we don't care what you do in your spare time, however if it has entertainment value, we like to hear it
bash.org #11185:\n \n<[AFT]^Kempi> what really got her mad was....\n<[AFT]^Kempi> when i was burning a CD and got up from sex 1/2 way through and changed the cd\n<[AFT]^Kempi> she didn't talk to me for a while
bash.org #11188:\n \nknickslover3333: yea reading this was the biggest waste of time in my entire life, this overachieving sack of shit makes me want to vomit blood all over his face
bash.org #11189:\n \n<bertle> i smell gay
bash.org #11194:\n \n*** SpeedySavant is now known as Savant\n<Shadow\|AFK> faster than a speeding bullet!\n<Shadow\|AFK> more powerful than a locomotive!\n*** Savant (somewhere@385a42df.18d12617.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout)\n<Baralu> Ironic :)\n<Shadow\|AFK> alright a slow locomotive
bash.org #11196:\n \n<[OsP]Magus> Awesome, my font is back to normal\n<[OsP]Magus> Okay, this is getting to be nifty\n<[OsP]Magus> Only things that'll still take some getting used to are the channels on the bottom, and in alphabetical order\n<Crazy-Man-Dan> lol\n<Crazy-Man-Dan> Geek alert\n<Crazy-Man-Dan> Magus redecorated IRC
bash.org #11197:\n \n<Jubei301> Luke was complaining about being at the theater, and these guys one row back were having a very stupid conversation about whether or not styling their pubes a good idea... I think theyre just trying to impress their boyfriends, seeing as pubes would be at eye level for them...
bash.org #11200:\n \n<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
bash.org #11203:\n \n<GenOberst> I had to mule kick out, and grab his foot to reverse it\n<GenOberst> bent his big toe outwards away from the foot...\n<Tac0> oh nothing compared to my day, I flew an F-16 across the DMZ for kicks, resuerected Bruce Lee then killed him again with my bare hand (one tied behind my back), then after that i proceeded to sleep with 20 supermodels at the same time, and to top it off i bitch-slapped the pope
bash.org #11204:\n \nelecto435: what time do you think this will all go down?\nboozehound420: after sex\nelectro435: so like next week sometime
bash.org #11206:\n \n<fm> they say if you do the same thing over and over again .. you'll get sick of it. I've been cutting school for more days then I can count and I'm not sick of it yet
bash.org #11208:\n \n<Mr_Evets> I wonder what would happen if I were to eat some Brine Shrimp\n<Mr_Evets> I wonder if they'd mix with the semen in my stomach and create a seaciety \n<Sabrejack> yes. they would. \n<Mr_Evets> Would they build statues of me and worship me? \n<Mr_Evets> Then the other half build statues of something else, worship it\n<Mr_Evets> and start suicide bombing each other?? \n<Sabrejack> quite likely. \n<Mr_Evets> Excellent \n<Mr_Evets> Because I already ate the brine shimp
bash.org #11211:\n \n<Kitsa> dammit I hate my hotmail account \n<Kitsa> I HAD 413 SPAM E-MAILS \n<Kitsa> since 2:00 this morning \n<Kitsa> according to them, I can make money sitting on my ass \n<Kitsa> while fucking Britney Spears and taking human growth hormone
bash.org #11212:\n \n<arckbar> I was putting in a new sound card, and I accidently ejaculated all over the inside my computer. Now my computer won't turn on. Any advice on what I should do?\n<arckbar> Basically I blanked, I was putting in the card, and when I came to, there was cum all inside the machine, and my computer wouldn't work
bash.org #11214:\n \n<Meat_PoPs> what a guy, jumps all over you then falls asleep\n* Meat_PoPs shakes his head\n<Mog> thats what most men would do\n<Meat_PoPs> hehe\n<Mog> pretend to fall asleep, plus women have a naturaly built in pillow for us\n<Coan_Arcanius> hehe\n<Meat_PoPs> mmm they are cushy
bash.org #11215:\n \n<@Drezdar> !google teen pregnancy crisis hotline\n<@Drezdar> Heh, don't ask.
bash.org #11216:\n \n<Phonoflux> So I was watching TV last night\n<Phonoflux> and my mom\n<Phonoflux> she lent over and opened her legs\n<cuebol> and I climbed out
bash.org #11217:\n \n<@Drezdar> nah I'm not racist - but I am fully against paying for some foreign fuckface to teach me when I can't figure out what the Habib is saying.\n<@Path> !
bash.org #11219:\n \n<Twitch> next halloween i should hand out SVCDs\n<Twitch> i wonder if the cops would show up
bash.org #11222:\n \ne l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity\nTom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here\nTom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate\ne l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard
bash.org #11223:\n \n<Jubei301> I want a director's cut version of the matrix where the red and blue pills are suppositories...
bash.org #11224:\n \n<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.\n<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime\n<k0reany0> sure.  btw how is your wife nancy doing?\n<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy\n<k0reany0> who cares!
bash.org #11225:\n \n* pygmy fires up excel\n[@pygmy] or not\n[@pygmy] I'd need it installed to do that :)
bash.org #11226:\n \n<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he hates me\n<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him\n<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im gonna kill you mister rose"
bash.org #11229:\n \n<Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no protections whatsoever.
bash.org #11230:\n \n<David> topic lock off ?\n<David> how\n<David> ?\n<DJ-Pyro> /msg chanserv help\n<SSJ4xVegeta> how do i group my nicks 2gether\n<DJ-Pyro> /msg nickserv help\n<DJ-Pyro> you'll notice a pattern
bash.org #11232:\n \n<Karma> brb bathroom...\n<DasAJ> we dont call the toilet a bathroom\n<DasAJ> ever tried bathing in the toilet?\n<SaladInc> there's a bath in the room though\n<DasAJ> not here\n<DasAJ> toilet is next door to the bathroom\n<DasAJ> I dont want some dirty fucker stinking out the bathroom when i need to brush my teeth
bash.org #11236:\n \n<@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy...  My parents... Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...\n<Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)\n<@Breathe> "Fuckwits?"  Or "sidewalk?"
bash.org #11237:\n \n<Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had 'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt' and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he rubbed mine.'\n<Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D
bash.org #11238:\n \n<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside"
bash.org #11241:\n \n<xdeep> does anyone have a computer currently handy
bash.org #11244:\n \n<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms\n<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room\n<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small\n<Doppelganger> no I cant\n<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room\n<Doppelganger> yeah
bash.org #11246:\n \n<Saber> help me\n<Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie\n<Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out
bash.org #11248:\n \n-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut\n\n-SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users
bash.org #11251:\n \n<Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me?\n<Ryco> no =P\n<Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB\n<kesu-cho> what did RS do\n<kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job?\n<Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him
bash.org #11255:\n \n<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions\n<ducks> and this is what I see listed\n<ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *\n<ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME\n<ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS\n<ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL\n<ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE
bash.org #11257:\n \n<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF\n<c_thur> if she was non existant\n<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me
bash.org #11260:\n \n<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no.  must slay Willian Shatner.\n<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner".  this never struck me as funny before but it does now.\n<Tomko> william scatner\n<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS
bash.org #11261:\n \n* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato\n<ducks> WTF
bash.org #11263:\n \n<CABAL> you're the fat one\n<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump
bash.org #11264:\n \n<Saber> I had a full can of soda\n<Saber> and I slipped\n<Saber> and dropped it above my KB\n<Saber> and I caught it\n<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down\n<Saber> so I  inverted it\n<Saber> and it turns out\n<Saber> it was rightside up
bash.org #11266:\n \n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN\n* Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S SODOMITE\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK?  Y/N\n<Tomko> N
bash.org #11271:\n \n<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this\n<Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of\n<Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as\n<Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to\n<Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.\n<c_thur> ...\n* Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death
bash.org #11278:\n \n<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons?
bash.org #11281:\n \n<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC.\n<Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will.
bash.org #11291:\n \n<prok> heh they set up one of those temporary radar speed detector things yesterday, the ones that tell you how fast you're going\n<prok> with a big sign\n<prok> i did about 5 laps around it trying to get my car up to 120\n<ShizCakes> You know it takes your picture if it starts blinking when you go past it, right?\n<prok> whoops
bash.org #11301:\n \n<liquid> i want to get head from a girl with a fat bottom lip\n<jenn> punch her first.
bash.org #11304:\n \n<IsoFlash> i dumped my girlfriend because she is fucking dumb\n<AciDBatH> woah sweet\n<AciDBatH> i dumped mine cuz she had a penis
bash.org #11321:\n \n<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus\n<dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah.\n<Maggieamac> We'll see\n<Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep\n<Maggieamac> :)\n<dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep.\n<Maggieamac> It going to be ok\n<Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you
bash.org #11322:\n \n<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing\n<moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn\n<RunninRaven> What did he say?\n<moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com
bash.org #11339:\n \n(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)\n\n<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!\n<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?\n<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!
bash.org #11343:\n \n<@FoX> for the record\n<@FoX> she never cybered me\n<@FoX> i cybered her\n<@FoX> :D\n<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel
bash.org #11348:\n \n<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking.
bash.org #11350:\n \n<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial\n<MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial?\n<davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page
bash.org #11353:\n \n<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA\n<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house\n<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut\n<guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade\n<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
bash.org #11368:\n \n<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!? \n<@miz> nothing \n<@miz> :o
bash.org #11384:\n \n[@{Defenderz}] heh... you know this is all the british's fault, technically\n[@{Defenderz}] I don't blame Britain... but... it still is thier flaw they sparked this whole thing :-P\n[+Dark_Brood] Yeah they went to america in the first place
bash.org #11389:\n \n<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
bash.org #11391:\n \n<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()\n<Rangsk> you can do that?\n<Dark_Brood> Yup\n<Catafriggm> OMFG!\n<Catafriggm> That's disgusting!
bash.org #11393:\n \n<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write
bash.org #11395:\n \n<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck\n<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.\n<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D\n<SA-Metathrom> Hehe \n<dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem\n<SA-MoP> lol ok
bash.org #11397:\n \n<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
bash.org #11402:\n \n<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her\n<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool!
bash.org #11410:\n \n<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)\n<+Shaym> hey\n<+GoodScrat> baby shaym\n<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps\n<+stereo> hehe\n<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?\n<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?\n<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
bash.org #11415:\n \n<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT\n<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it\n<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb)
bash.org #11416:\n \n<NOCKY> OMFG\n<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT\n<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER\n<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED\n<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON\n<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING\n<wolfwork> astounding
bash.org #11418:\n \n<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
bash.org #11422:\n \n<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet \n<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window\n<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window \n<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol\n<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window \n<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first\n<hobophobic> :(
bash.org #11424:\n \n<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix
bash.org #11427:\n \n<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)\n<Cowboy_w3rk> er\n<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>\n<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go\n<DannyBoy> wonderful\n<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
bash.org #11428:\n \n<antix> i have a poem\n<Lulu> share\n<antix> its call "an irc life"\n<antix> my bandwidth\n<antix> i lag... i lag\n<antix> i die....\n<antix> the end\n<fluxz0r> that was so touching
bash.org #11433:\n \n<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles  \n<fet> no one does  \n<biggles> my hairdresser understands me
bash.org #11435:\n \n<doc> i feel no need to go to canada  \n<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry
bash.org #11437:\n \n<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine  this: You're a Siamese twin.  Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
bash.org #11439:\n \n<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more \n<TS> thats cashmere you tool
bash.org #11442:\n \n<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme \n<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!' \n<brian-w> and they give you money
bash.org #11444:\n \n<synk> ok\n<synk> I know this is a dumb question\n<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is\n<synk> like bass or northern and stuff
bash.org #11455:\n \n<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them\n<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole\n<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
bash.org #11461:\n \n<mrunix> WCOME   Ticker symbol has changed to:  WWENT
bash.org #11473:\n \n<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single white female"
bash.org #11474:\n \n<orion> hold on here\n<orion> does the cube have a dvd drive?\n<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom\n<orion> ><\n<orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates\n<orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom\n<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can\n<orion> strike two
bash.org #11481:\n \n<cave> what does stfu mean??\n<nso> shut the fuck up\n<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
bash.org #11485:\n \n<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking.\n<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION\n<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
bash.org #11497:\n \n<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.\n* jre is now known as SoccerMoms\n<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN\n* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians\n<Politicians> K
bash.org #11504:\n \n<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?\n<jre> Batman\n<egg> Batman\n<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.
bash.org #11506:\n \n* Teufel is a moron\n<_wEaSeL_> well said\n<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
bash.org #11507:\n \n<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!\n***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)\n<Kurt> Voila!\n<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!\n<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
bash.org #11509:\n \n<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!\n<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility
bash.org #11512:\n \n<Gudrow> I hope I get hired\n<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview\n<jre> show some leg and some nutsack
bash.org #11516:\n \n<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights
bash.org #11520:\n \n<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot?  Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe?\n<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.
bash.org #11526:\n \n<futard> IS YOUR NAME \n<futard> NICK BECKER? \n<strangury> no. \n<futard> ok good \n<futard> beacuse then you'd be me \n<futard> and that'd be awkward
bash.org #11530:\n \n<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was pretty funny.
bash.org #11532:\n \n<jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.\n<JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?
bash.org #11551:\n \n<orion> the cube is but an infant\n<orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes\n<orion> noticing files in weird places\n<orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications\n<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
bash.org #11552:\n \n<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?\n<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.
bash.org #11571:\n \n<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
bash.org #11573:\n \n<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke
bash.org #11577:\n \n<Dark_Lord411> hi\n<Dark_Lord411> asl\n<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?
bash.org #11580:\n \n<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis\n<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
bash.org #11587:\n \n<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause*  yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me:  "thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."
bash.org #11588:\n \n<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
bash.org #11590:\n \n<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
bash.org #11593:\n \n<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?\n<mig\|flurry> fireklar: impending death. \n<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight\n<mig\|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors. \n<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS\n<Fireklar> I hate those bastards
bash.org #11595:\n \n<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?
bash.org #11597:\n \n<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous\n<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
bash.org #11598:\n \n<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback?\n<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off  \n<kero> just to say i did\n<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off\non the moon.
bash.org #11602:\n \n<lawnhorn> i am a tool\n<lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am
bash.org #11604:\n \n<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now\n<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY
bash.org #11605:\n \n<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
bash.org #11606:\n \n<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies!
bash.org #11607:\n \n<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...\n<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute.\n<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
bash.org #11609:\n \n<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.\n<hmne> Slow down, double what?
bash.org #11610:\n \n<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn\n<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
bash.org #11611:\n \nSolo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?\nSolo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
bash.org #11613:\n \n<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant\n<\slick> take that
bash.org #11615:\n \n::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)\n<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.\n<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr
bash.org #11616:\n \n<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
bash.org #11620:\n \n<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make some comment about being over weight.\n<Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds.\n<Trinity> I am so over weight.\n<Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance away for me to murder you.
bash.org #11621:\n \n<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her up, turned off the tv and left\n<Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder.\n<The_Fellator> I washed that off\n<The_Fellator> well\n<The_Fellator> with urine
bash.org #11623:\n \n<Temujin> Holy shit.\n<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve\n<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have\n<Temujin> Cable\n<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem\n<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
bash.org #11624:\n \nSolo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers\nSolo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist\nSolo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape!
bash.org #11625:\n \n<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or something?\n<GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what it's like to have racism effect you. \n<slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! \n<Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim.
bash.org #11626:\n \n<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people
bash.org #11627:\n \n<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK\n<Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.\n<Temujin> Does he?\n<Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.\n<Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in.\n<Trucci> violent mom!\n<Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.\n<Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.\n<Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim
bash.org #11628:\n \n<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment\n<dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl\n<\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot\n<Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success rate
bash.org #11630:\n \n<bumjock> man I need a hobby\n<bumjock> legal this time\n<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies\n<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there
bash.org #11632:\n \n<Pod-Matey> Dod is great\n<Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD\n<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands\n<Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion.\n<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could
bash.org #11640:\n \n<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.\n<Temujin> Punch her in the face.\n<Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.
bash.org #11642:\n \n<Temujin> aight\n<Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight"\n<Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live.\n<Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow.\n<Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has to suffice.
bash.org #11646:\n \n<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!\n<Albert> Bukkake!!\n<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!
bash.org #11647:\n \n<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it\n<Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free?\n<Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me
bash.org #11648:\n \n<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks\n<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?\n<Homer> like $12
bash.org #11652:\n \n<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.\n<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
bash.org #11656:\n \n<Jester> When will the queen name her Court?\n<Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink....\n<Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES
bash.org #11658:\n \n<gigatron> fett\n<gigatron> anyone\n<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet\n<Hydrac7> I'm trying now\n<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell\n<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download
bash.org #11660:\n \n<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by western capitalists
bash.org #11686:\n \n<Hydrac7> Bukkake!\n<Clockwork> hahaha\n<Clockwork> BUKKAKE\n<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.\n<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really.\n<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you
bash.org #11688:\n \n<Hydrac7> nothing  better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them\n<Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them\n<Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces.
bash.org #11691:\n \n<Plutwrk> t1\n<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB\n<RonZombie> i mean\n<RonZombie> Tdumb\n<RonZombie> nevermind\n<RonZombie> SCREW YOU
bash.org #11693:\n \n<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.\n<Yogurt> Your exchange student?\n<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill.\n<Yogurt> Is he indentured?
bash.org #11694:\n \n<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!\n<Yogurt> hehe\n<Yogurt> hehehe\n* Yogurt writes that down
bash.org #11696:\n \n<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.\n<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.\n<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
bash.org #11697:\n \n<RonZombie> m/\n<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns\n<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool\n<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD\n<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
bash.org #11700:\n \n<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan.\n<astroboy> he said full house.\n<astroboy> I fear japan.
bash.org #11701:\n \n<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!\n<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
bash.org #11705:\n \n*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)\n<Temujin> NIGHT\n<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.\n<Nighters> Temujin loses.\n<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.\n<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
bash.org #11706:\n \n<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
bash.org #11708:\n \n<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
bash.org #11712:\n \n<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT.  MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!\n*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
bash.org #11713:\n \n<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it\n<slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
bash.org #11715:\n \n<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
bash.org #11718:\n \n<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool\n<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
bash.org #11720:\n \n*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)\n<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off\n<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!\n<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.\n<pot-shit> not her face at least\n<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
bash.org #11724:\n \n<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.\n<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?\n<Trucci> ANYTHING
bash.org #11725:\n \n* mode [+im] by Lucy\n* mode [-im] by Lucy\n* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []\n<Temujin> ..\n<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
bash.org #11727:\n \n<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.\n<Trinity> crazy = away
bash.org #11739:\n \n<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
bash.org #11742:\n \n<jewboy613> flooding chan\n<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
bash.org #11743:\n \n<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
bash.org #11764:\n \n<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit\n<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer\n<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
bash.org #11780:\n \n<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine
bash.org #11784:\n \n<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
bash.org #11794:\n \n<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE\n<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?\n<Kimmay> whats that?\n<medic> your next upgrade.
bash.org #11801:\n \n<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6\n<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar\n<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
bash.org #11803:\n \n<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
bash.org #11820:\n \n<LL-> why did u msg me?\n<marry> realy im searching to get married\n<marry> can you help me\n<LL-> why u wanna get married?\n<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
bash.org #11825:\n \n... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)\n... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)\n<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
bash.org #11832:\n \n<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS\n<diospadre> im done.\n<BuddyLee> good then go update\n<diospadre> no must christmas shop\n<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first\n<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win\n<BuddyLee> LOL!\
bash.org #11836:\n \n<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...\n<Luna`> prodding buttocks
bash.org #11839:\n \n<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C \n<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly\n<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
bash.org #11841:\n \n<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus.  please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."\n<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)\n<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/\n<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
bash.org #11849:\n \n<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over \n<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(\n<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh\n<TheSpatulaOfLove> well\n<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting\n<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please\n<MelissaGod> ho hum\n<MelissaGod> pleased*\n<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share\n<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...\n* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))\n<Ouroboros> Um.\n<Arilyn> hahaha\n<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.
bash.org #11851:\n \n<styx> fera is an old lady?\n<+Saiko> yes styx\n<styx> you prune\n<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
bash.org #11859:\n \n* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri\n<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?\n<Xellchiri> No, still in black\n<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB\n<BloodFromStone> heh\n<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?\n<Xellchiri> First\n<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight\n<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted
bash.org #11860:\n \n<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?\n<Fozzie> bah\n<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.\n<dithi> you get what you pay for\n<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
bash.org #11874:\n \n<GIJosh> do you still  have an MP3 server robin?\n<robin> yes\n<GIJosh> same place as before?\n<robin> nope\n<GIJosh> where is it?\n<robin> 127.0.0.1\n<GIJosh> cant connect\n<GIJosh> default port?
bash.org #11876:\n \n<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside\n<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club\n<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by\n<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
bash.org #11882:\n \n<mage> it will be nice to be back in america\n<sparks> I feel the same way\n<sparks> having come from alabama
bash.org #11885:\n \n@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)\n<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?\n<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
bash.org #11887:\n \n<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:\n<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!\n<justin> it's like WOW man!!\n<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?\n<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
bash.org #11888:\n \n<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening\n<Robert> bbl\n<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)\n<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music\n<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
bash.org #11892:\n \n<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.\n<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
bash.org #11901:\n \n<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you\n\nbring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
bash.org #11902:\n \n<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets\na cow in a secret place every night
bash.org #11906:\n \n<ima`> www.google.com\n<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard\n<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
bash.org #11909:\n \n<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?\n<Twilo`> yes\n<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier\n<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color\n<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color\n<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color\n<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that\n<Twilo`> dude u serious?\n<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register\n<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?\n<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
bash.org #11918:\n \n<neritz> you're not canadian are you?\n<Oozeman> =o\n* Oozeman stops mid-sip\n<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(\n<Oozeman> whew
bash.org #11923:\n \n<Rann-chan> 0123.\n<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;\n<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^\n<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)\n<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
bash.org #11924:\n \n<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)\n<@tag> no wires, no external power\n<@tag> just IS\n<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
bash.org #11934:\n \n<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
bash.org #11937:\n \n<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it\n<molesto> :(
bash.org #11943:\n \n<Normandy>  I like Pixie's spelling late at night \n<Pixie_Pete>  kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
bash.org #11956:\n \n<susan> haloooooo\n<Phuser> susan\n<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one\n*** susan is now known as Guest70397
bash.org #11960:\n \n<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek\n\n<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone # \n<Steve> You're a geek
bash.org #11964:\n \n<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?
bash.org #11967:\n \n<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them\n<Xyonz> which i find amusing\n<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn\n<Xyonz> :\n<_rb> are they hot?\n<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
bash.org #11969:\n \n<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
bash.org #11973:\n \n<Tribespr0n> oh wait\n<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn\n<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up\n<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn\n<Tribespr0n ok\n<Tribespr0n> wtf\n<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
bash.org #11978:\n \n<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ \n<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher??? \n<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
bash.org #11981:\n \n<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times\n<huzyrdadi> in all five films?\n<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
bash.org #11986:\n \n<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
bash.org #11987:\n \n*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.'
bash.org #11994:\n \n<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; }
bash.org #11996:\n \n<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.\n<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?\n<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
bash.org #12004:\n \n<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY\n<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
bash.org #12008:\n \n<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?\n<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself
bash.org #12017:\n \n<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
bash.org #12018:\n \n<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?\n<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
bash.org #12026:\n \n<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again\n<derF> heh.. i'm lazy
bash.org #12027:\n \n<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit\n<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff
bash.org #12029:\n \n<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer"
bash.org #12032:\n \n<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc\n<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.\n<unswornangel> what? how so?\n<sportsdoc> I rest my case
bash.org #12038:\n \n<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid
bash.org #12041:\n \n<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP\n<tarmac> TO GO AWAY
bash.org #12045:\n \n<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight\n<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
bash.org #12053:\n \n<pele> cookies and milk is the shit\n<pele> true thug snack\n<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug\n<pele> you think he buys all those presents?
bash.org #12055:\n \n<fecolalia> i try and be humble\n<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU\n<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
bash.org #12059:\n \n<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it
bash.org #12065:\n \n*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO\n*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT\n*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
bash.org #12066:\n \n<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.\n<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.\n* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68\n* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)
bash.org #12068:\n \n<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?\n<NC> That's.. scary.\n<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.\n<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.
bash.org #12070:\n \n<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.\n<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"
bash.org #12076:\n \n<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.\n<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
bash.org #12078:\n \nJammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.\n<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!\nMeeko cries as gerbils plop out
bash.org #12079:\n \n<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.\n<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
bash.org #12080:\n \n<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com\n<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\\n<@charlie_x> it says\n<@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
bash.org #12081:\n \n<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?\n<Chirako> Gravy Train.\n<Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it.\n<Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food..\n<Chirako> It was NOT dog food!\n<Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food!\n* Chirako looks at Mommy\n<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!\n<Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD!\n<Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/\n<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!\n<Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_<\n<Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag\n* Chirako gags\n<Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich,\n<Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of\n<Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.\n<Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can\n<Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,\n<Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. \n* Chirako graons\n<Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her\n<Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:\n<Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin \n<Disco_Ernie>  Glossy coat \n<Disco_Ernie>  Strong teeth and bones \n<Disco_Ernie>  Builds and maintains body tissue \n<Disco_Ernie>  Efficient digestion \n<Disco_Ernie>  Clear eyes \n<Chirako> ..I should have known.\n<Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast
bash.org #12082:\n \n<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch
bash.org #12084:\n \n<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?\n<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you
bash.org #12086:\n \n<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13\n<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
bash.org #12088:\n \n<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles.
bash.org #12089:\n \n<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up.
bash.org #12095:\n \n<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit
bash.org #12097:\n \n<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
bash.org #12104:\n \n<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded\n<icas0r> i think he a fed =[\n<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp\n<rightie> they cut back on funding
bash.org #12105:\n \n<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?
bash.org #12111:\n \n< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused
bash.org #12112:\n \n<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
bash.org #12115:\n \n<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly
bash.org #12118:\n \n<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me\n<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:\n<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades
bash.org #12122:\n \n<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D\n<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz
bash.org #12123:\n \n<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?\n<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?\n<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy\n<EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
bash.org #12127:\n \n<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)\n<SourMilkisBad> scan it!\n<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
bash.org #12129:\n \n<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive\n<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn
bash.org #12131:\n \n<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh\n<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
bash.org #12138:\n \n<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs\n<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer\n<Lan> ...
bash.org #12143:\n \n<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband\n<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother
bash.org #12144:\n \n<Zip-> hi RedMage\n<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body\n<RedMage> ...\n<RedMage> that's like\n<RedMage> my best friend\n<RedMage> you sick fuck\n<RedMage> i'm my own best friend\n<RedMage> omg\n<RedMage> you WANT ME
bash.org #12151:\n \n* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ \n<Mad-Cow> You can get them \n<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D \n<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em \n<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...
bash.org #12154:\n \n<Kibe-Work> btw \n<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world \n<Kibe-Work> my work is going \n<Kibe-Work> well most of us \n<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool] \n<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.
bash.org #12158:\n \n<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas?\n<BlakHawc> A simple one:  be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller.\n<Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out?\n<BlakHawc> Jarp:  Well, only if you're a toon.  Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked.
bash.org #12160:\n \n<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
bash.org #12164:\n \n<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine
bash.org #12169:\n \n<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake!\n<Guyp> hmmm\n<Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(
bash.org #12173:\n \n<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
bash.org #12193:\n \n<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her\n<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!\n<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?\n<corngrits> i had sex\n<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?\n<ceraph> no, thats a miracle
bash.org #12196:\n \n<@Swanson> dude i got a dell
bash.org #12200:\n \n<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover\n<@skold> 1-800-96-jenny?\n<@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG
bash.org #12203:\n \n*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)\n<Xelix> Greetings.\n<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.\n<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.\n<Xelix> I shall return at another time.\n*** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
bash.org #12216:\n \n<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave\n<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
bash.org #12218:\n \n<@skold> needle hurt like hell\n<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip\n<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm\n<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain\n<@skold> anyhow
bash.org #12227:\n \n<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your driving record though\n<@RuneCaster> all I remember was I was on my way to the arcade to play TMNT\n<@RuneCaster> and suddenly it was sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground pain
bash.org #12232:\n \n<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day conversations but I know much big words.
bash.org #12254:\n \n<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person\n<Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?\n<Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them.
bash.org #12257:\n \n<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help \n<dadadada> ? \n<Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client \n<dadadada> how can i clean it? \n<Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone" \n<Rjx> End of Instruction -\| \n<dadada> ok \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n<dadadada> bear.be.gone \n*** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)
bash.org #12263:\n \n<ducks> HOLY SHIT\n<ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?!\n<ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\n<ducks> og my god. that was disgusting.\n<ducks> I had this cup on my desk\n<ducks> for a few months\n<ducks> thinking there was soda in it\n<ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE
bash.org #12271:\n \n<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool
bash.org #12281:\n \n<{GOD}> who has the internet
bash.org #12283:\n \n<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(\n<Nor> It was in a BigMac
bash.org #12290:\n \n<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .\n<DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave"\n<DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one
bash.org #12291:\n \n<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a\n            little project that would require about 400 inserts per second\n\n    on the Oracle server.\n<Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)\n<Hurricane> Yes!  Exploration through experimentation is what a University\n\n    is all about, after all.  :)\n<Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:
bash.org #12292:\n \nDaeg says, "We are watching the dead deer show."\nUna says, "A whole show about dead deers?"\nDaeg says, "It seems to be."\nUna says, "This isn't that Canadian soft porn channel again, is it? :)"
bash.org #12298:\n \n* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex\n\n<brokengolfclub> whichever I find first\n\n<brokengolfclub> I found some crackers\n\n<brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me\n\n<GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.\n\n<brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good.......
bash.org #12299:\n \n<Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED! \n* Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN]\n* BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED]\n* Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN]\n* brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED]\n<Chern> FUCK!!!!!!
bash.org #12303:\n \n<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!\n<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day
bash.org #12304:\n \n<@Breathe> Server announcement:  >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<<\n<@Breathe> I love it.  "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!"
bash.org #12306:\n \n<AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here.\n<@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me?
bash.org #12317:\n \n<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE\n<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?\n<gorilla> YES\n<gorilla> HOW\n<Lan> sorta like this\n* gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)\n<Lan> a little to the left
bash.org #12318:\n \n* @Lan plays with his privates.\n<Rintaun> ...\n<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers\n<@Lan> They are really neat
bash.org #12321:\n \n* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)\n<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p".
bash.org #12322:\n \n<Josh> hey Lan\n<Josh> i just would like to say\n<Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow\n<Josh> i loved you most of all\n<@Lan> i would like to say\n<@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow\n<@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you
bash.org #12327:\n \n<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module\n<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel\n<@madragoran> still couldn't find it\n<@madragoran> oh\n<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic\n<@madragoran> fucking hell\n<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?\n<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit
bash.org #12334:\n \n<@GoodScrat> Hello,\n<@GoodScrat> I noticed you have a Linux 101 keyboard for $69 at:\n<@GoodScrat> http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/linux101.html\n<@GoodScrat> I was wondering why this keyboard is not free.\n<@GoodScrat> Thanks,\n<@GoodScrat> Johnny
bash.org #12339:\n \n<TommyLee> what site?\n<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/\n<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?\n<Dan`> no \n<XG3> fuck i did \n<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
bash.org #12340:\n \n<ScottY> I think you're number 65344 that asks me to beam them up... please stop that, it's annoying!'\n<Rain> that's what you get for taking the nick scotty
bash.org #12342:\n \n<Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY\n<Mortimer> fine \n<Mortimer> i'll take a note of that \n<Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine.\n<Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim sanctuary.\n<Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of the aforementioned fact" \n<Mortimer> sound good? \n<Atob> Sure is.
bash.org #12343:\n \n<McMoo> i think there's a vacuum cleaner thief in the neighborshood\n<McMoo> i wake up to a knocking on the door\n<McMoo> some aZn woman is there\n<McMoo> 'hi, i live down in 114. do you by any chance have a vacuum i could borrow?'\n<McMoo> i'm not even sure there is a 114 in our building\n<McMoo> and she's been vacuuming for a while now.
bash.org #12347:\n \n<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.
bash.org #12351:\n \n*** Joins: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)\n<Morrison> HI \n<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this channel. \n<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated \n<Morrison> Sorry \n<Morrison> bye \n*** Parts: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
bash.org #12356:\n \n<NASTYFEET> ANY TUFF GUYS HERE THAT WILL FIGHT MY DAD ?  MSG ME
bash.org #12365:\n \n* SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s\n<SoulStealer> skold\n<SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus? /notice $*.net get's annoying.\n<SoulStealer> guess not.\n*** Parts: SoulStealer (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)\n<@skold> uh\n<@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds when i dont answer him
bash.org #12379:\n \n<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb\n<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection?
bash.org #12395:\n \n<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think \n<@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick
bash.org #12407:\n \n<Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"
bash.org #12423:\n \n<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus? \n<Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer.\n<Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp
bash.org #12430:\n \n<Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/psychopaths\n<Smess> what's your profile URL?\n<Lithium^> Smess: gaydar/uk18\n<Smess> "I like making new friends all the time, especially if you`re a big bear" - yep.. think I've found your problem.
bash.org #12431:\n \n<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil\n<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume\n<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head\n<Hiroe> at some anime con in california\n<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel\n<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space\n<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there\n<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
bash.org #12433:\n \n<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam\n<Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware
bash.org #12438:\n \n<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while examining a civilian site in central Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this week.\n<Rhombus> That sounds like:\n<Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any henhouses have been raided by foxes.
bash.org #12444:\n \n<Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you" <Knamel> And i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a light switch away"
bash.org #12475:\n \n<flee> my favorite people to talk to on the phone are those\n<flee> that are self-absorbed enough that all I have to do\n<flee> is say "yup" and laugh at appropriate intervals.\n<flee> it's only annoying when I don't know how to detach.\n<flee> I should write a program that will say "yup" and\n<flee> laugh for me.\n<flee> of course, I can't tell anyone this.\n<mrg> yup!\n<mrg> hahahah
bash.org #12487:\n \n*** oho_ (~jhgjh@mailhub.tup.km.ua) has joined #toronto\n<oho_> If you want to marry with ukraininan girls, chat to me. Marriage agency
bash.org #12489:\n \n*** CASH4GRLS has joined #toronto\n<CASH4GRLS> Any Greedy Female College/Univ. Students in here want me to completely pay their for tuition?
bash.org #12500:\n \n<mrs> ontariom the phone is for you\n<sully> OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man\n<sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation \n<sully> Coincidence?
bash.org #12547:\n \n<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus\n<veggie> and he couldnt quite pronounce truck\n<veggie> he pronounced it fuck\n<sully> back to work with you :)\n<sully> LOL veggie\n<veggie> so he looks out the bus window and says really loud...\n<veggie> OH MOMMY BIG FUCK\n<sully> LOL!\n<veggie> hahaha\n<veggie> BIG HUGE FUCK\n<veggie> firetruck = firefuck\n<veggie> dumptruck = dumpfuck\n<veggie> etc..
bash.org #12558:\n \n<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.\n<Supe> Or is it?!
bash.org #12572:\n \n<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?\n<cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a shit...the numbers are dangerously low!
bash.org #12606:\n \n(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
bash.org #12698:\n \n(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands
bash.org #12710:\n \n<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
bash.org #12729:\n \n<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail
bash.org #12746:\n \n<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some\npeace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky
bash.org #12752:\n \n<sneak> do you use gnutella?\n<satman> no i use mirc
bash.org #12764:\n \n<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic\n            horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome\n<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755\n<JohnnyCat> very unique\n<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show\n        (by William Shatner)?\n<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in\n            the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube.  they\n            have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get\n            diced up\n<Somni> yep, that's the one\n<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.
bash.org #12768:\n \n<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N?\n<eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5\n<eltawater> ?\n<Biddle> Division?\n<AlleyCat> divisor\n<eltawater> er\n<eltawater> *smacks head into desk*
bash.org #12787:\n \n<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST\n<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING\n<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD\n<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD
bash.org #12792:\n \n<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit\n<hellgrrl> what is amazon?\n<hellgrrl> travel?
bash.org #12795:\n \n<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'.
bash.org #12797:\n \n<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the\n          fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the\n          screen still stuck in it, losing the screen
bash.org #12798:\n \n<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent.\n<mmmichael> what does lent do to you?\n<mmmichael> does it fuck you up?
bash.org #12851:\n \n<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell thinks she might become well again if little children believed  in sex"
bash.org #12861:\n \n<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?\n<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson.
bash.org #12864:\n \n<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
bash.org #12865:\n \nJallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"...\n<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring
bash.org #12869:\n \n<Red_Green> Dar wants me. \n<Daroneasa> to die.
bash.org #12889:\n \n<Koushiro> ... you know your computer's screwed up when IE freezes and then displays an error message: "Error. Unable to access error.dll".
bash.org #12891:\n \n<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"?
bash.org #12897:\n \n<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?\n<Carter> I thought it was about urine!\n<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket
bash.org #12899:\n \n<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while.
bash.org #12924:\n \n<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood.
bash.org #12937:\n \n<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue.
bash.org #12939:\n \n<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me. \n<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
bash.org #12940:\n \n<SkoL> mofo must be drunk\n<Tweedle> \|OUF\|mofo: you getting AMD?\n<\|OUF\|mofo> no\n<Tweedle> yeah he's drunk
bash.org #12941:\n \n<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night\n<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'\n<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach\n<@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you'\n<@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you'\n<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else\n<@Path`> haha
bash.org #12944:\n \n<assmongrel> my dick is covered in zits\n<xar0> ew...\n<assmongrel> no it's a good thing\n<assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure
bash.org #12949:\n \n<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...
bash.org #12978:\n \n<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?\n<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?\n<eller> turn off your computer.
bash.org #13018:\n \n<Effyis> oh crap...\n<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor\n<gleep> Oh, well.  Someone help KarbonCopy back up.\n<KarbonCopy> me back up?\n<KarbonCopy> what?\n<KarbonCopy> HEY!
bash.org #13033:\n \n<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country \n<\|STeReOtYpE\|> portugal \n<LilGCube740> u speak poor english \n<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
bash.org #13063:\n \n<hawker> just grab a gun then...\n<hawker> end ur misery...\n<TomServo> shooting my boss?\n<TomServo> good idea
bash.org #13065:\n \n<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com\n<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp\n<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA\n<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA\n<iheartsql> PRON HEAD\n<Rice_Boy> my bad\n<Rice_Boy> damn
bash.org #13068:\n \n<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link \n<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in? \n<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx \n<ganonboy> ?? \n<Rjx> yup \n<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms? \n<Rjx> what do you see? \n<ganonboy> A sick picture... \n<Rjx> click on it \n<Rjx> it's an imagemap \n<Rjx> click on his ass \n<ganonboy> you are lying \n<Rjx> did you try it? \n<ganonboy> yes \n<ganonboy> and nothing happens
bash.org #13077:\n \ncorner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine?\nAndrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you?\ncorner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one\ncorner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings\ncorner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt\nAndrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory.\nAndrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*.\ncorner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version?\nAndrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words.
bash.org #13094:\n \n<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza\n<Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers\n<SexcBlnde> Hmm\n<Bart> we could get half and half!\n<SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)\n<Bart> you are joking right?\n<SexcBlnde> ??whatttt??
bash.org #13097:\n \n<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?\n<Swigh> You dumb fuck
bash.org #13107:\n \n<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit
bash.org #13110:\n \n<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad\n<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that\n<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try\n<OreoTZA> ok, hello?\n<OreoTZA> HELLo????\n<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?\n<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED\n<OreoTZA> holy shit\n<Dawgyman> josh\n<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work
bash.org #13111:\n \n<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..\n<k-rad-bob> accident?\n<neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny\n<k-rad-bob> you got an abortion?
bash.org #13121:\n \n<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it\n<i_am_pi> i love QDB./\n<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/\n<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.\n<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny
bash.org #13131:\n \n<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the \n   channel I that I have been using for this past year\n<M[]rgue> meh\n<M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine
bash.org #13133:\n \n<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp
bash.org #13148:\n \n[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?\n[aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die\n[aphr0] tie\n[aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane\n[aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord
bash.org #13151:\n \n[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now\n[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?\n[ @niffie ] no\n[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions
bash.org #13193:\n \n<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?\n<Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test.  good luck.\n<XwinGs> oic
bash.org #13195:\n \n<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me\n<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*
bash.org #13198:\n \n[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top \n[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm \n[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick \n[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those. \n[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec:  you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d.... \n[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD \n[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease
bash.org #13200:\n \n<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish \n<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times \n<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
bash.org #13211:\n \n<PJ> Ok\n<PJ> let me get this straight...\n<PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex?\n<Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much
bash.org #13213:\n \n<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error  :o\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Bartolimis> fuck\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Bartolimis> fuck\n<Spazz> fuck\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Spazz> fuck\n<Bartolimis> stop\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Bartolimis> we're done >:)\n<Ranto> hmh?\n<Spazz> Your client got an error...\n<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck\n<Spazz> everytime we said f***\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Spazz> Quit saying fukc\n<Bartolimis> my bad\n<Spazz> fuck*\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)\n*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)\n<Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?\n*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
bash.org #13250:\n \n<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in\n<@fraggle> one for each angle\n<@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster
bash.org #13254:\n \n<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine"
bash.org #13266:\n \n(zeki): whats a badger?\n(ThinG): hes from wind in the willows
bash.org #13267:\n \n<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572\n\n- did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?\n<SirPrux> already read that\n<SirPrux> it's not funny\n<Mithrandir> did you try?\n<SirPrux> Yeah
bash.org #13272:\n \n<Hell`> russ where do u live ?\n<russ> delaware\n<Hell`> ill come and pick ya up\n<Hell`> if its on the way\n<Hell`> where the fuck it that\n<Hell`> i need a state !\n<Hell`> i need a state !\n<Hell`> i need a state !\n<Hell`> not a city\n<Hell`> lol
bash.org #13282:\n \n<Ferney> WTF??? benchmarks for a fuggin VIBRATOR?
bash.org #13295:\n \n<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here
bash.org #13309:\n \n<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school
bash.org #13315:\n \n*** Joins: Tallpaul\n*** Semper is now known as Smallpaul\n*** Smallpaul is now known as Semper\n*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay\n*** Semper is now known as Tallpaul\n*** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper\n*** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul))\n*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper\n<Semper> I'm a dick\n<Semper> :D
bash.org #13322:\n \n<ALegitOne> cls\n<ALegitOne> oops.\n<ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos
bash.org #13325:\n \n<Apocalypse23x> dids you noitiuce hitting yourself ehwne drunk dont hurt
bash.org #13331:\n \n<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now\n<Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded\n<Ludwig> its a catch 22\n<BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at....
bash.org #13339:\n \n<zRz> Hello a question... that I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil??
bash.org #13340:\n \n<Ludwig> thats amazing, how a company can charge you extra for what you shoulda gotten originally\n<Ludwig> its like buying a hamburger, getting the buns only, then having to pay more for the meat\n<@Gaile[diinet]> Ludwig, you're wrong, clear and simple\n<Ludwig> only thing clear and simple is getting through your panties\n*** Ludwig was kicked by Gaile[diinet] (Gaile[diinet])
bash.org #13350:\n \n<Sam_> yesterday i saw MIB2 and mr. deeds.\n<P\|CK\|E> i saw mib6-4 like, 6-4 weeks ago\n<P\|CK\|E> my two key doesnt work.
bash.org #13351:\n \n<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic.
bash.org #13355:\n \n<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur
bash.org #13358:\n \n<MarZi^> what are you doing on Quakenet if you dont play Counterstrike?
bash.org #13359:\n \n<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?\n<_Cozmo_> shaves it\n<emul8or__> shaves\n<RatAway> jacks off\n<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici\n<Rjx> anticipates sex\n<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.\n<Rjx> wtf?
bash.org #13362:\n \n<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs\n<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch ,\n<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "\n<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful\n<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep\n<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute \n<RainDown> Screw you
bash.org #13370:\n \n<HuStLe> Today I was was flirting with this hot girl in the halls after school but once again my computer screwed me over\n<Netminder> How so?\n<HuStLe> Well I was gettin far with her, then she me a secret about her and her ex, I went to laugh, but guess what came out.\n<HuStLe> Me - "Laugh out Loud", I actually said laugh out loud. :(
bash.org #13386:\n \n<J-Zilla> ma$e became a preacher \n<DarkSerge> wtf does he preach \n<d> you idiot ds \n<d> "I'M A PLUMBER" \n<d> ds: "WHAT DO U PLUMB?"
bash.org #13393:\n \n<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find\n<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?\n<argol> They are in another room\n<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?\n<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(
bash.org #13395:\n \n(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?\n(akerom) or a fat naked girl\n(akerom) im making a comic of last night
bash.org #13398:\n \n(drifter) I broke my rioport player\n(jafo) how?\n(drifter) but I'm just gonna take it back to the store and get it replaced\n(jafo) trying to upload mpegs to it?\n(drifter) plugged in the power source to the earphone jack.\n(drifter) cos the power source looks like it goes there.
bash.org #13399:\n \n(jeek) Jesus Christ.\n(jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer pills.\n(jeek) ?\n(seawolf_) put them in water first\n(jeek) But then they'll dissolve\n(jeek) Oh, I get it\n(jeek) n/m
bash.org #13401:\n \n(tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC\n(tarmac) OMG\n(tarmac) PAIN\n(tarmac) my nipples are chaffed\n(tarmac) from running\n(tarmac) with a wet shirt\n(tarmac) and\n(tarmac) i sprayed colonge on\n(tarmac) WOW
bash.org #13404:\n \n<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to refer to your barbecue with "her"\n<@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the erotic feature set of a woman.\n<@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a barbecue.\n<@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.\n<@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.\n<@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue or a dead hooker.
bash.org #13405:\n \n<Synikal> i do lawns\n<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences\n<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost\n<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"\n<Synikal> lol
bash.org #13406:\n \n<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know\n<@[-amp-]> a man?
bash.org #13407:\n \n<@durin> wanting to work for redhat is like wanting herpies\n<@KrON> theres no i in herpes\n<@KrON> that sounds like a personal motto
bash.org #13409:\n \n<Chow-BBL> fuck, i just realized how much i dislike eating pussy\n<rtav> ChOwShAdY, I have to ask why you're trying to pleasure a woman...\n<rtav> you need to tell her that were she meant to be pleasured, she'd be a man\n<Spamalope> keep in mind how often rtav gets ass before you heed his advice pertaining to ladies.\n<rtav> Spamalope, My advice is untainted by experience.
bash.org #13412:\n \n<renster> you\n<renster> YOU\n<renster> i blame YOU\n* Kosh` blames him too\n<Lenin> I blame your mother\n<renster> i embalm my mother\n<renster> and keep her in a barrel\n<renster> like pickled fish
bash.org #13413:\n \n<splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together\n<splorpo> into a clump\n<splorpo> like a shrub
bash.org #13414:\n \n<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good\n<CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda"\n<CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese\n<CheesyPoofs> money is good\n<CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese\n<CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good\n<sabia> okay whatever you say\n<CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details
bash.org #13424:\n \n<diranged> silly ghost bear\n<diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling\n<diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless
bash.org #13426:\n \n<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?\n<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...\n<Paul> Upset? THey started it.
bash.org #13439:\n \n(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section
bash.org #13440:\n \n<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch\n<[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!
bash.org #13443:\n \n<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night....
bash.org #13444:\n \n<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial\n<@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room\n<@NwG\|Canucks> no explain\n<@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible"\n<@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning\n<@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????"\n<@NwG\|Canucks> lol
bash.org #13446:\n \n<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women
bash.org #13449:\n \n<Blue^_> xach\n<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><\n<Ershin> OK\n<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
bash.org #13457:\n \n<bugg> hrm\n<bugg> $280 million jackpot\n<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
bash.org #13458:\n \n<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face\n<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language\n<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
bash.org #13461:\n \n<Zok> who here has an ip address?\n<Mortimer> me \n<Zok> i didnt ask you
bash.org #13463:\n \n( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me. \n( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat \n( +Webmaster ) what does it do? \n( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it \n( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white
bash.org #13467:\n \n<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"\n<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
bash.org #13468:\n \n<ToastyX> :b\n<Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
bash.org #13469:\n \n<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG\n<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal\n<Khalal> What does he look like?\n<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
bash.org #13474:\n \n<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america\n<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
bash.org #13475:\n \n<Sumez> Q3 arena test\n<Aximili> What is it?\n<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?\n<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is\n<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know\n<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P\n<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?\n<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
bash.org #13476:\n \n<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts\n<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts\n<wisteria101> see a doc\n<[cr0wz]> i wonder why\n* FadeJade sees a connection
bash.org #13477:\n \n<MrMonkey> Erdrick: I speak your language a lot better than I speak yours, ok?
bash.org #13479:\n \n<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
bash.org #13483:\n \n<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.\n<DET> all I got was channel info\n<DjLizard> :D\n<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
bash.org #13486:\n \n<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable\n<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.\n*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #13487:\n \n<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P\n<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
bash.org #13489:\n \n<Chariset> Aie...got to run.  Fencing.\n<Chariset> Bye, all\n*** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
bash.org #13495:\n \n<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again
bash.org #13499:\n \n<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory.\n<AndrewT> freaky\n<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
bash.org #13515:\n \n<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?\n<Darth-Phenom> huh?\n<Darth-Phenom> 31
bash.org #13521:\n \n< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
bash.org #13524:\n \n<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo\n<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2\n<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2\n<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even\n<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!\n<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?\n<ThePython> i mean wmros\n<ThePython> i mean mrwos\n<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
bash.org #13526:\n \n* Huz cries.\n*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
bash.org #13529:\n \n<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies\n<MrMonkey> healers use it\n<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is\n<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
bash.org #13531:\n \n<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?
bash.org #13537:\n \n<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe\n<zardolf> how will you get out?\n<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
bash.org #13541:\n \n<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!\n<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh!
bash.org #13545:\n \n<graeme123> i dont understand\n<graeme123> be more pacific
bash.org #13549:\n \n<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?\n<RafaMan>
bash.org #13553:\n \n<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does\n<AutistiCat> What does it do?\n<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock?  Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
bash.org #13567:\n \n<SarahS> You can remove testicles?\n<Phenom6996> Yep\n<Phenom6996> and breasts\n<Phenom6996> It requires special tools\n<ajplus1> yeah....a knife
bash.org #13570:\n \n* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
bash.org #13576:\n \n<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable\n<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks
bash.org #13583:\n \n<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?\n<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]\n<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell\n<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]\n<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers\n<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.\n<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z\n<Piccolo> Damm you
bash.org #13588:\n \n<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>
bash.org #13592:\n \n* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils\n<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
bash.org #13594:\n \n* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...\n<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
bash.org #13599:\n \n<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is\n<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is\n<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do\n<Aximili> What is it, then?\n<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram\n<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
bash.org #13600:\n \n<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?\n<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier
bash.org #13603:\n \n<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?\n<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.
bash.org #13605:\n \n<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
bash.org #13607:\n \n<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
bash.org #13608:\n \n<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v\n* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away\n<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
bash.org #13617:\n \n<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.\n<Ashe> busy\n* Dingy feels busty this spring
bash.org #13618:\n \n<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'\n<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
bash.org #13621:\n \n<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?\n<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
bash.org #13625:\n \n<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles\n<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker.\n<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse...
bash.org #13629:\n \n<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
bash.org #13630:\n \n<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!\n<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE\n<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK
bash.org #13634:\n \n<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse\n<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled.
bash.org #13655:\n \n<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point\n<MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random\n<MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards\n<MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too\n<MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.\n<MrCoulomb> and there is your card\n<MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades\n<MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck\n<Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..
bash.org #13664:\n \n<Mack_Salmon> do you ever listen to Meat Loaf?\n<Flirbnic> No.\n<Mack_Salmon> he's food....\n<Mack_Salmon> er!\n<Mack_Salmon> he's good\n<Mack_Salmon> whoops
bash.org #13669:\n \n[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa\n[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) \| i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'\n[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59\n[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`
bash.org #13670:\n \n<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>\n<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true) {cout << i; i+=1; }\n<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out!
bash.org #13686:\n \n<geforce2> get voodoo5 6000
bash.org #13687:\n \n<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX\n<Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making toast?!!?!
bash.org #13707:\n \n-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard password security precautions and regularly change your password(s). Please remember that it is your responsibility to remember your password(s).\n<Huz> Hey, is that news post DALnet code for "We got hax0red and someone saw everyone's passwords"? :)
bash.org #13711:\n \n<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number?\n<Aximili> yes\n<Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword)
bash.org #13720:\n \n<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought.
bash.org #13723:\n \n<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
bash.org #13724:\n \n<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves. \n<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1
bash.org #13725:\n \n<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)\n<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear\n<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies
bash.org #13726:\n \n<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages\n<Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time?\n<Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?\n<Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities
bash.org #13728:\n \n<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?\n<Sumez> Nice\n<Sumez> She liked big cocks\n<Sumez> And she did oral\n<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.
bash.org #13729:\n \n<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.\n<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.\n<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland.
bash.org #13730:\n \n<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes
bash.org #13731:\n \n<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events
bash.org #13732:\n \n<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES\n<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry\n<Kwyjimbo> i understand\n<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...\n<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that
bash.org #13734:\n \n<Sumez> Adam could just sacrifice another rib for another woman. :P\n<Nobuyuki`> sumez: yeah, and two more ribs and he wouldn't need any more women
bash.org #13735:\n \n<Adam> C'mon, make me one more!\n<God> You're out of ribs\n<Adam> Here, take my spleen then!
bash.org #13739:\n \n<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?\n<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?\n<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss\n<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?\n<Gaffa> Right behind you!
bash.org #13753:\n \n<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.\n<Twilo> That's your fridge\n<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?
bash.org #13813:\n \n<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction\n<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!\n<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!\n* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine\n* webrunner stops the machine\n* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
bash.org #13821:\n \n<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually!\n<Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes are almost completely independent.\n<Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time\n<Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets longer or something else that's useful\n<Jonathan> I have people who do that for me.
bash.org #13841:\n \n<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced?  Must have been\n        pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?\n\n        <ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then\n        MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,\n        Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking\n        maple syrup.\n        <ignatz> The rest is history.
bash.org #13850:\n \n<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^\n<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x
bash.org #13851:\n \n<Shounen> The expression "smooth as a baby's bottom" is socially acceptable.\n<Shounen> But saying something is "tight as a baby's bottom" gets you all kind of weird looks.\n<ssai> you shoulda seen the looks i got when i said i had a breast feeding fetish
bash.org #13853:\n \n<ken-ichijouji> This IQ test has too many questions, and one third of it is repeats.\n<Sushimon> ken ... the longer you go the lower your score gets\n<Sushimon> it's just repeating the same ones\n<ken-ichijouji> Figures.\n<bliP> i took that 1 b4
bash.org #13857:\n \n<colins> Anyone got $50 to lend me, I'm thinking of taking over WorldCom\n<fallous> not anymore.  I just bought xerox for $27.95\n<colins> you got ripped\n<fallous> it included a new toner cartridge for my photocopier
bash.org #13868:\n \n<bpb> let's all play a game shall we?\n<bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped raise your hand\n* bpb raises his hand\n<bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely secure ;)
bash.org #13872:\n \nTX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the coolest person\nBeHeMoTh101 : reality check\nBeHeMoTh101 : what color are you
bash.org #13874:\n \n<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago \n<Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself
bash.org #13876:\n \n<@Beramode> nall? \n<+Nall> Huh? \n<@Beramode> are you outside my apartment? \n<@Beramode> it sounds like someone's raping a duck out there, but i don't wanna look, so i had to ask. \n<+Nall> ...Are you room 7F? \n<@Beramode> maybe.. \n<@Beramode> are you raping a duck? \n<+Nall> maybe..
bash.org #13883:\n \n<Nall> I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your names, or like, start cybering with me, so I fucking remember you.
bash.org #13887:\n \n<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.\n<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "Cum residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.\n<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?\n<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy
bash.org #13894:\n \n<sat985> u know how to overlock the chip defcon? \n<Bouyo> Put your processor into mineral oil and you can overclock a 300 Mhz to 1.5 Ghz ( This has been done )
bash.org #13900:\n \n<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee. \n<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul \n<Spriggan\|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church
bash.org #13921:\n \n<kineticupid> asian + mullet = cant get better
bash.org #13923:\n \n<djamok> wb justin \n<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker. \n<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it.
bash.org #13925:\n \n<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal mart\n<@Jamie_M> THIS COULD BE FUN
bash.org #13935:\n \n<total> fucking fantastic phone\n<total> phone = movie
bash.org #13937:\n \n{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat.
bash.org #13946:\n \n<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm\n<element> oh fancy pants with a palm\n<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH\n<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there\n<URinsane> hell yea\n<element> do you stylus them in at bars\n<URinsane> i whip that shit out\n<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS \n<element> DONT LEAVE\n<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP\n<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER\n<element> JUST DONT LEAVE\n<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks\n<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway\n<element> now you have a warning device
bash.org #13947:\n \n<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater
bash.org #13954:\n \n<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are big...for a cat
bash.org #13969:\n \n<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!
bash.org #13970:\n \n<TrashCanB0B> Oregon\n<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?\n<snowchyld> wait\n<snowchyld> thats an oreo
bash.org #13973:\n \n<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday\n<shea_> haha\n<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass\n<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack\n<Zack`> And I was like WTF
bash.org #13996:\n \n<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!\n<madlib> wich one!?\n<killah667> #lobby
bash.org #14006:\n \n<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.
bash.org #14012:\n \n[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
bash.org #14014:\n \n<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb\n<GreenDragon> If they had an eating contest Chelle would win.\n<Slerte> Nah, I could eat her under the table any day.\n<Slerte> err
bash.org #14015:\n \n<TimMm> (_/)\n<TimMm> (='.')\n<TimMm> (")-(")\n<rhythm> shoot it\n<rhythm> shoot it now
bash.org #14019:\n \n<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia\n<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean
bash.org #14022:\n \n<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today\n<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit\n<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go\n<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"\n<Hempy> thats what i said\n<Hempy> and it was funny\n<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there\n<rhythm> or not.
bash.org #14024:\n \n<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here?\n<grovibtch> yeah\n<grovibtch> but they're not dumb enough to msg u
bash.org #14028:\n \n<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE YOU SUCK BUY AN OLDER PC<Pepper> BEEP BEEP EXTENDED MEMORY: 2408204282048208420 BYTES INTEGER OVERFLOW DIVIDE BY ZERO CRASH
bash.org #14031:\n \n<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers, as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of our company."
bash.org #14032:\n \n<Arky> im a repeat stupid\n<Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating now can't we....
bash.org #14045:\n \n<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)\n<Rosipam> ^_^\n...\n<Zack`> Rosipam?\n<Rosipam> Hello.\n<Zack`> When did you get AOL?\n<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.\n<Zack`> What did you have before that?\n<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.\n<Zack`> Ah\n<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?\n<Rosipam> It's faster.\n<Zack`> Wow.\n<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?\n*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #14055:\n \n<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace\n<foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right?  and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online\n<foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files\n<foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse\n<foobar> 50,000 times
bash.org #14072:\n \n<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy\n<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next\n<drochaid> LOL\n<durnik> geekster - LOL\n<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem\n<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall
bash.org #14076:\n \n<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot*\n<Red_Sky> It's not rape if he enjoys it.\n<Jester-> .... he?
bash.org #14079:\n \n<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf \n<Mantis> brb
bash.org #14083:\n \n<Entwife>  I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass around occasionally\n<Entwife>  when we aren't using it as a coaster or something
bash.org #14084:\n \n<Ixnorp> saber has a job?\n<Zanok> yeah\n<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW\n<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination
bash.org #14086:\n \n<dudeforev> hehe\n<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing\n<dudeforev> i said pohrn\n<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess\n<dudeforev> hehe\n<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa\n<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool
bash.org #14093:\n \n<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone \n<Quicksilver> static or live? \n<Shandz> I dunno, think live \n<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again \n*** Shandz is now known as Shandz\|phone
bash.org #14098:\n \n<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point.
bash.org #14100:\n \n<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?\n<\|non_smoking_max\|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...
bash.org #14102:\n \n<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(\n<phunqe> Why?\n<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...\n<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.\n<phunqe> Check its fps.
bash.org #14103:\n \n<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...\n<phunqe> oh? :/\n<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..\n<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?
bash.org #14137:\n \n<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news\n<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed\n<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person\n<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large
bash.org #14139:\n \n<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world title contender Carlos Sainz's Ford left the road and hit spectators at the British rally here.\n<morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver
bash.org #14162:\n \n<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside
bash.org #14166:\n \n<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days
bash.org #14175:\n \n<Adiemus> what country is .mk\n<B\|1nD> mexiko
bash.org #14178:\n \n*** Emo has joined #GDProject\n<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?\n<Emo> oh shit\n<Emo> thats me\n<Emo> lol\n<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass\n<Emo> forgot i switched comps
bash.org #14185:\n \n<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...\n<Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID\n<Luke> YEAH JON\n<Krista> Jon... someone used that one already\n<Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID
bash.org #14190:\n \n<joey`> what was that url again langdon \n<joey`> ircnews \n<sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html \n<joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for you \n<sharkbyte> langdon says no problem \n<joey`> good
bash.org #14194:\n \n<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid  \n<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me \n<vicodin> sry
bash.org #14195:\n \n<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me \n<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it
bash.org #14198:\n \n(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?
bash.org #14201:\n \nslightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :(\nsourgirldaisey : hahahah\nsourgirldaisey : did you get his number?\nsourgirldaisey : :)\nslightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster
bash.org #14202:\n \n<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to\n<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.\n<mrg> mmmm, ice cream\n<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise\n<6> leads to SUFFERING\n<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!
bash.org #14203:\n \n<stormin> what's asl?\n<Xiautau> age/sex/location\n<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit\n<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels
bash.org #14205:\n \n<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs\n<geo> old macdonald had a server farm\n<geo> He eyed the I/O
bash.org #14206:\n \n<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in\n<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts\n<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam\n<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash\n<tague> there's an idea\n<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "
bash.org #14210:\n \n<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB\n<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
bash.org #14214:\n \n<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones\n<mal> she has only herself to blame\n<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm\n<mal> and?\n<Ryan> lightening\n<mal> then what?\n<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
bash.org #14215:\n \n<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway\n<gaz> not after the aliens did it
bash.org #14221:\n \n<Sierro> I took her out for lunch...\n<Sierro> to McDonalds\n<Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old\n<phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am?
bash.org #14222:\n \n<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag\n<mal> well no\n<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start
bash.org #14223:\n \n<madz> sbs, would you choose:  Linux, or Windows?\n<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.
bash.org #14228:\n \n<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called
bash.org #14229:\n \n<lid> so what did i miss\n<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.\n<lid> did ya decide what it is\n<lid> im kinda curious\n<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?\n<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)\n<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)
bash.org #14232:\n \n<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.\n<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?\n<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.\n<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father\n<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
bash.org #14239:\n \n*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)
bash.org #14249:\n \n<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said.
bash.org #14250:\n \n* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now....\n* <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?"\n<r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really.\n<Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together.\n* <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says....\n<r0b3r>  No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much.\n<Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi.\n<Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship.\n<r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually.\n<r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human \n    and she is an alien...
bash.org #14255:\n \n<D_Knight> I have return\n<D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)
bash.org #14257:\n \n<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
bash.org #14258:\n \n<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static\n<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object\n<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d\n<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda\n<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
bash.org #14260:\n \n<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date\n<GunnX> :)\n<GunnX> door knob fell off\n<GunnX> those were the days\n<polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?
bash.org #14265:\n \nBeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
bash.org #14277:\n \n<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans semen all over my face
bash.org #14287:\n \n<fireside> cum is teh nasty\n<died_in_sleep> and you know this how?\n<fireside> ive (accidently) and unfortuntly licked some\n<died_in_sleep> you shouldt know those things, unless your dad rapes you :/\n<fireside> i can cum bitch\n<dragondyne> how is that possible?\n<fireside> um\n<fireside> it comes out... on finger... i put finger in mouth, it taste bad\n<dragondyne> ...\n<dragondyne> I thought you said "accidently"\n<fireside> I WAS HORNY GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK :(
bash.org #14289:\n \n* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t\n<Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root\n<eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW.\n<Apollo-> haha\n<Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"
bash.org #14299:\n \nDainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me around.\nPhantbert> no way\nPhantbert> I'd hate to have another me\nPhantbert> the last thing I need is another pretentious asshole to deal with.
bash.org #14300:\n \nPhantbert> I work at a pizza place\nPhantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch\nPhantbert> so yesterday\nPhantbert> I actually uttered the phrase\nPhantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."
bash.org #14301:\n \n<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place\n<timmo> 1) food\n<var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen\n<timmo> hah\n<kisama> heh\n<kisama> vaseline isn't even that great\n<kisama> fuck that pussy shit\n<kisama> you need astroglide\n<kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens\n<kisama> let me link you\n<kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg&x=573&y=500\n<kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean.\n<var-> haha\n<timmo> you scare me snow\n<kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home.
bash.org #14303:\n \nHyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt\nBug> ...\nLyme> o_O\nHyperKinetic> It's coooold!\nBug> Why were you jerking off an olive?\nHyperKinetic> LOL, no\nBug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.\nHyperKinetic> ARGH\nLyme> Olivefucker\nBug> He's after the pimento.
bash.org #14304:\n \nElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*\nLyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick.\nElectromagneticPhantom> yeah\nLyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick.\nLyme> Are you talking about dick?\nElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs\nElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf\nLyme> Four-legged dickmonster\nElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth\nElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people\nCommandantCleavage> four-legged dick monster? You mean men?\nLyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster\nElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!\nLyme> It only eats other dick.\nElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT
bash.org #14305:\n \nPhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms
bash.org #14308:\n \n* EndersShadow remembers erector sets, you had to buy several before you had enough parts to have a big erection
bash.org #14309:\n \nDainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo.\nDainichi> Our first song will be a heavy metal cover of "I Touch Myself"
bash.org #14312:\n \n[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy.
bash.org #14316:\n \nBoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at night.\nBoobiePatutti> Feeting.\nBoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet.
bash.org #14318:\n \nBug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's dildo as a rawhide bone..)
bash.org #14331:\n \n[Lyme] My granpa is seriously nuts. When my parents went to visit him for his 60th anniversary thingie, he wore 1 dangly woman's earing and a gilligan hat.
bash.org #14334:\n \n[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere! \n[Dainichi] For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down. Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the kitchen. \n[Dainichi] If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for so long that my friends and family would probably end up calling missing persons on me.
bash.org #14336:\n \n[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies
bash.org #14339:\n \nBug> Red, yer a nut. \nBug> A left nut. \njustRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can rub against you in tight clothing?
bash.org #14340:\n \njustRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran down her daddy's leg!
bash.org #14343:\n \n<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit than you." in a singleplayer game, you're like, "OK, my stuff is cool." and you show people who come over to your house and they're like, "You're a loser." so you cry and die. >:(
bash.org #14347:\n \n<Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting winXP, i immediately had a vision of somebody with a sniper rifle trying to shoot through the whole in the middle of a winXP cd...\n<Nick> because you're an idiot\n<sion> Or special\n<sion> "special"
bash.org #14350:\n \n<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers
bash.org #14351:\n \n<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY
bash.org #14352:\n \n<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds. \n<malcolm> ghost popcorn
bash.org #14355:\n \n<Shelstra> :((\n<Shelstra> my poor fishie\n<\|KazzA\|> :o what happened\n<Shelstra> nothing but...\n<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black \n<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(\n<\|KazzA\|> aww\n<Shelstra> we only just noticed it\n<Mousey> like it cares anyway\n<Mousey> theres not much to see\n<staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...'
bash.org #14357:\n \n<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?\n<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right'
bash.org #14359:\n \n<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.\n<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.\n<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles\n<Funk> :/\n<Funk> It smells like bleach\n<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET\n<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE\n<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool\n<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("\n<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?\n<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM\n<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?
bash.org #14361:\n \n(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day."
bash.org #14366:\n \n<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies\n<^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start downloading some\n<^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done\n<^_-> and i delete all of the movies.\n<Funk> That happens to me too\n<Funk> You want to know what's worse? \n<Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection.
bash.org #14367:\n \n<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you? \n<SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME\n*** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)
bash.org #14369:\n \n<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal\n<tezzO> they did?!\n<tardmac> what was their winning bid?
bash.org #14373:\n \n<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it \n<Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me\n<Despot> thats all go back to work
bash.org #14374:\n \n<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep
bash.org #14375:\n \nChe`work has joined #sh \n<Che`work> who's alive? \n<lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY
bash.org #14382:\n \n<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt?
bash.org #14388:\n \n<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(\n<@PikaChan> well uhh\n<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/\n<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later\n<Shyster> k\n<@PikaChan> thanks
bash.org #14389:\n \n<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho'\n<MykBev> not if you smoke it!
bash.org #14399:\n \n<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage\n<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?\n<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested\n<radii> yeah, duh!
bash.org #14402:\n \n* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does
bash.org #14403:\n \n<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard
bash.org #14404:\n \n<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over
bash.org #14405:\n \n<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.\n<Thrawn> actually\n<Thrawn> fuck dying\n<Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.
bash.org #14407:\n \n<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem\n<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable\n<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable
bash.org #14408:\n \n<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking\n<Time> fire engines gave it away?
bash.org #14409:\n \n* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion\n<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2
bash.org #14414:\n \n<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.\n<KittyBoy> the computer world?\n<[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!
bash.org #14419:\n \n<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days\n<bon> you collect pics of the pig?
bash.org #14425:\n \n(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows
bash.org #14426:\n \n<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!\n<PrincessLeia2> ...\n<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
bash.org #14429:\n \n<DownstairsVex>	we need mirc for unix\n<PrincessLeia2>	i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)\n<DownstairsVex>	but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
bash.org #14431:\n \n<antix> im bored\n<antix> i think i might go mod my toilet\n<Shady> what are you going to do? :S\n<antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...
bash.org #14439:\n \n<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible\n<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
bash.org #14441:\n \n*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs\n<Meeko> ennnik!\n<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!\n<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events."  "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR."  "God, I wish."\n<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.
bash.org #14443:\n \n<Ria> Type in the search word,\n<Ria> apply pressure to button,\n<Ria> then read the results.\n<Ria> it's a haiku!
bash.org #14444:\n \n<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king\n<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them
bash.org #14448:\n \n<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30319\n<@kitten> JESUS FUCK\n<@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS\n<@harb> Oh yeah. \n<@harb> Andy uses IE.\n<@harb> Sorry about that. \n< Danelope> Hahaha.\n< Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk.\n<@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore.\n<@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead.\n< Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum.
bash.org #14449:\n \n<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users.\n<@harb> They all have silly handles.\n<@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous".\n<@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"\n< mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin\n< mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G\n<@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!!\n<@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku.\n<@harb> <tyr4nous> suk
bash.org #14453:\n \n<griffin> im disappointed in my mom\n<pagan> me too\n<pagan> she did a bad job
bash.org #14454:\n \n<gweeds> wow\n<gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt\n<gweeds> time to dive back in
bash.org #14456:\n \n<cix> they're outside aren't they? \n<s> what is "outside"?\n<cix> it's that place they show on "Discover" \n<cix> I think it's near Montana.
bash.org #14460:\n \n<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here?\n<alec_eso> i have\n<[oQp]> how is it?\n<carlsb3rg> They always come down
bash.org #14462:\n \n<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:(\n<SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle\n<SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once\n<@Breathe> ...\n<SirPrux> man did it hurt\n<@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?\n<huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber
bash.org #14466:\n \n<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75?\n<@Breathe> 138.\n<@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.\n<Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)
bash.org #14471:\n \n<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P\n<SoulSteal> marlais:  you finally killed one, eh?
bash.org #14475:\n \n[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type\n[@PMV] its easy\n[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard\n[@PMV] step 2: repeat
bash.org #14482:\n \n<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc\n<clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT
bash.org #14485:\n \n<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner\n<jodaro> mm, free food\n<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?\n<jodaro> no\n<stu> damn
bash.org #14486:\n \n<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.\n<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.\n<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.\nominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
bash.org #14490:\n \n<TeamXtrem> i must suck\n<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :)
bash.org #14492:\n \n<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.\n<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"\n<jtstocker> ha ya\n<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car\n<jtstocker> asshole
bash.org #14509:\n \n<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?\n<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.\n<milencho880> i invented it\n<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
bash.org #14510:\n \n<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to\n           ((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it
bash.org #14511:\n \n(@CitizenC): I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.
bash.org #14513:\n \n<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home
bash.org #14515:\n \n<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called\n<hydro-> euthanasia
bash.org #14518:\n \n* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...\n<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt \n<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners\n<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?\n<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle
bash.org #14519:\n \nCraig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky\n<Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long.
bash.org #14528:\n \n<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful.\n<AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi...\n<Arcman> That's why, see.  That took up all your brain space.
bash.org #14530:\n \n*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697\n*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415\n*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273\n*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303\n<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.\n<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)\n<Flirbnic> ...\n<Flirbnic> I have no life.\n<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
bash.org #14531:\n \n<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen\n<splice> sounds like your sex life
bash.org #14533:\n \n<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT
bash.org #14538:\n \n<usrg>  cigarettes are carcinogenic, too\n<oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic\n<usrg> well DUH  :-P\n<usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!
bash.org #14539:\n \n<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film\n<Lammy> WOW YOU WONT WATCH HARRY POTTER BUT YOU WILL WATCH TOMB RAIDER\n<Funk> UHH I watched Harry Potter the night it opened, spastic\n<Lammy> OH\n<Lammy> BESIDES YOU JUST USED THE WORD 'SPASTIC'\n<Lammy> WHICH NEGATES ANY POINT YOU MAKE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING RETARDED
bash.org #14544:\n \n<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o
bash.org #14552:\n \n<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names\n<prick> Or change them\n<prick> "JESSICKA" "TIPHANIE"\n<prick> Do you really think that your child will be unique or sparkling because of the confusion associatedwith their name?\n<prick> All you're doing is setting her up for a lifetime of spelling out her name to strangers
bash.org #14554:\n \n<fsdf> I DONT CARE I DONT LIKE TALKING TO NAZIS\n<fsdf> ESP. JEWISH NAZIS
bash.org #14558:\n \n<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK\n<Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU\n<Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you\n<Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE\n<Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL\n<Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me
bash.org #14562:\n \n<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER\n<lemmer> HOORAY\n<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND\n<coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34\n<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND\n<Benco> ^_^
bash.org #14567:\n \n<radar1976> want it?\n<Spamalope> depends\n<Spamalope> how big is it?\n<radar1976> 6 inchs\n<radar1976> kidding!\n<radar1976> how big is too big?\n<Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day\n<radar1976> nah\n<radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site\n<radar1976> but I can't :(\n<Spamalope> that's okay\n<Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what?\n<radar1976> no putting in on my web server\n<Spamalope> sounds good :P\n<Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready\n<radar1976> give it 4 mins\n<Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins? \n<Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P
bash.org #14568:\n \n<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME.\n<prick> god just imagine, jojo your life\n<prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS\n<prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS.\n<prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED\n<prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....
bash.org #14569:\n \n<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
bash.org #14571:\n \n<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp?  it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot
bash.org #14572:\n \n<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by\n<hewbert> how shamless!\n<hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing\n<hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas\n<Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69\n<hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow
bash.org #14575:\n \n<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW!  PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO!  SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"
bash.org #14581:\n \n<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina\n<@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it\n<@crystalis> like car keys and stuff
bash.org #14582:\n \n<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay\n<@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl
bash.org #14583:\n \n*** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has joined #programming\n<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*\n<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*\n<dos622> @find you*being*banned\n*** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has left #programming
bash.org #14589:\n \n<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min\n<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even\n<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14\n* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
bash.org #14591:\n \n<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?\n<+xenu> 100,000$\n<@odoyle> not a penny\n<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free\n<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?\n<@odoyle> nah\n<@[KdAwG]> pft\n<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
bash.org #14592:\n \n<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism.\n<ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary, but amusing." I was 11.\n<FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I was good.
bash.org #14596:\n \n<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts
bash.org #14600:\n \n<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible\n<Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer
bash.org #14602:\n \n<Wilik> I should make a virus\n<Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer\n<Fishbait> rofl\n<Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible\n<Fishbait> err virus\n<Wilik> rofl\n<Wilik> yea\n<Wilik> it goes in\n<Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi\n<Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god\n<Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn\n<Wilik> and crash wmp
bash.org #14608:\n \n<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights\n<class> hours or not\n<class> ill let my shells do the talking\n<class> and your ass do the eating\n<[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you\n<[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated\n<class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK
bash.org #14609:\n \n<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like\n<[ryan]> in a cold sweat\n<[ryan]> trying to get that mother down
bash.org #14618:\n \n<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :(\n<type[s]> bah\n<type[s]> i'm 22\n<type[s]> i think\n<type[s]> yeah, 22
bash.org #14619:\n \n(@Kensey): what's a cack \n(@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS \n(@Kensey): cool i have a cack
bash.org #14621:\n \n(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now \n(@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls\n(@Grantfly): they might not like that
bash.org #14622:\n \n<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume:  Domestic Goddess      <-  Me\n<Wilik> so you were a house wife?\n<JessiA> No\n<JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot\n<Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part\n<JessiA> basically\n<Courtland> lol\n<Courtland> so you are a house?\n<Wilik> I guess that makes you a house
bash.org #14624:\n \n(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D \n(Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true
bash.org #14625:\n \n(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG \n(@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION \n(@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better \n(@Cloud7): i doubt it
bash.org #14627:\n \n*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?)
bash.org #14629:\n \n(@Drizzt): being fat = broken \n(@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D
bash.org #14632:\n \n<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?\n<Adie> owwwie\n<Cel\|Work> its quick\n<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast\n<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties
bash.org #14638:\n \n<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands......\n<+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?
bash.org #14647:\n \n<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash\n      dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into\n      the recycling bin.
bash.org #14648:\n \n<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
bash.org #14651:\n \n<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz
bash.org #14652:\n \n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall\n<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
bash.org #14658:\n \n<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule.
bash.org #14663:\n \n*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid[learninggermanhistory]\n<imag\|WC3> I thought it said "learning nigger man history" at first
bash.org #14664:\n \n<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair\n<GIJosh> you had 50?
bash.org #14668:\n \ntoAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
bash.org #14669:\n \n<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15.
bash.org #14674:\n \n<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;(
bash.org #14683:\n \n[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il\n[:: riksta] --> leet dialup\n[:: riksta] --> i feer u\n[:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup\n[:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48\n[:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh\n[:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity
bash.org #14685:\n \n<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere\n<Abbadaba> yes\n<Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me\n<Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death\n<Abbadaba> amen
bash.org #14686:\n \n<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway\n<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?\n<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>\n<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock\n<spazzer> oh\n<spazzer> wrong topic
bash.org #14687:\n \n<player> oh i lag hard\n<geez> lag=?\n<player> that means my connection is slow\n<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..
bash.org #14690:\n \nZedd: i fucking hate kids.\nIronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.\nZedd: Fucking annoying brats.  They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.\nIronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!
bash.org #14692:\n \n<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright\n<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer\n<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright\n<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
bash.org #14696:\n \n<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver\n<Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no?\n<James> are you muslim?
bash.org #14697:\n \n<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!\n<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women\n<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?\n<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated\n<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
bash.org #14700:\n \n<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music.
bash.org #14701:\n \n<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger
bash.org #14702:\n \n<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then\n<PTM> *snort*
bash.org #14703:\n \n<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it
bash.org #14704:\n \n<PTM> when i was ten...\n<PTM> (interesting story, no?)\n<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl\n<PTM> and like\n<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling\n<PTM> with penetration\n<PTM> but no orgasms.\n<Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?\n<PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose
bash.org #14705:\n \n<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it.  eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."
bash.org #14707:\n \n<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.\n<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared\n<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"
bash.org #14709:\n \n<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today
bash.org #14710:\n \n<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth\n<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
bash.org #14711:\n \n<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?\n<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week\n<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
bash.org #14712:\n \n<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.\n<antivert> except.. on nachos..
bash.org #14714:\n \n<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls\n<eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)\n<eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys\n<hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99
bash.org #14716:\n \n<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time\n<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
bash.org #14718:\n \n<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
bash.org #14719:\n \n<nonplused> anal sex is funny\n<nonplused> but hey\n<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down
bash.org #14722:\n \n<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!\n<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson
bash.org #14727:\n \n<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op\n<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
bash.org #14729:\n \n<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job
bash.org #14733:\n \n<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving
bash.org #14738:\n \n<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?\n<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
bash.org #14741:\n \n<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir\n<EdgeCrusher> sorry\n<EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder
bash.org #14743:\n \n<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself\n<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"
bash.org #14745:\n \n<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing
bash.org #14747:\n \n* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud
bash.org #14750:\n \n<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
bash.org #14753:\n \n<morbid> I had this plan\n<morbid> i was going to join the band\n<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.\n<morbid> it would explain it all
bash.org #14755:\n \n<morbid> shh we are sleeping.\n<myn> morbid you awake?
bash.org #14761:\n \n<deltax> your not to smart\n<SofaKing> too smart\n<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
bash.org #14775:\n \n<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.
bash.org #14776:\n \n<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
bash.org #14781:\n \n<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?\n<throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
bash.org #14782:\n \n<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS\n<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL\n<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE\n<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
bash.org #14787:\n \n<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your\nnostrils into a trash can
bash.org #14788:\n \n<s___> nair is scary\n<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store\n<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
bash.org #14790:\n \n<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood\n<end> haha\n*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
bash.org #14792:\n \n<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?\n<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first\n<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.\n<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.\n*** collie has left channel #netcom
bash.org #14794:\n \n<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(\n<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests\n<blur_> and like\n<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
bash.org #14804:\n \n<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight\n<filo> what an upstanding individual
bash.org #14809:\n \n<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?\n<Einstein> Time's up!\n<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
bash.org #14817:\n \n<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?\n<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u\n<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
bash.org #14826:\n \n<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw\n<^Matt^> :/\n<Windogg> doh\n<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time\n<^Matt^> like this was the one\n<^Matt^> :)\n<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one"  I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak\n<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
bash.org #14827:\n \n(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
bash.org #14838:\n \n<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502\n<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?\n<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..\n<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
bash.org #14843:\n \n<Azadre> Computers kick ass\n<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today\n<Azadre> My ass hurts\n<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men\n*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)\n*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)\n<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint\n<Puedlfor> I do what I can
bash.org #14850:\n \n(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
bash.org #14854:\n \n<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?\n<Nighthawk> Caffeine\n<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)\n<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)
bash.org #14862:\n \n<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter\n<theraven> a what?\n<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!\n<theraven> i get you now
bash.org #14886:\n \n<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.\n<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.
bash.org #14888:\n \n<TRiP]> so you got a bf?\n<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?\n<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though\n<wersa666> ok...
bash.org #14901:\n \n<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates\n<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid\n<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking\n<drunker> my wallet
bash.org #14904:\n \n<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
bash.org #14905:\n \n*** christina19 has joined #teens\n<christina19> chatting is gay
bash.org #14908:\n \n@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer
bash.org #14933:\n \n<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'
bash.org #14936:\n \n<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up
bash.org #14944:\n \n<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates...\n<shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...\n<erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door\n<shadowylight> wutever\n::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66(miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);\n<shadowylight> erik?!\n<shadowylight> brb kalling erik\n<weezelpunk> sure thing buddy\n<shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......
bash.org #14946:\n \n<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes
bash.org #14953:\n \n<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean
bash.org #14967:\n \n<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter
bash.org #14968:\n \n<Icereaver> how do i go afk?
bash.org #14971:\n \n<Erad> homophobics are gay
bash.org #14973:\n \n<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too \n<Nija> boy, was she pissed
bash.org #14977:\n \n<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off
bash.org #14983:\n \n<bring> My mom, out of the blue \n<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army \n<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
bash.org #14989:\n \n<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home \n<MU-Smash> why?
bash.org #15007:\n \n<@Cyb> wtf is it\n< tom> like pictionary\n< tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun\n< tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with NIGGERS DIE written on them\n< tom> but that only happened this one time
bash.org #15024:\n \n<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy\n<river> it's a boolean thing
bash.org #15029:\n \n<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot
bash.org #15031:\n \n<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.\n<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"\n<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."\n<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.." \n<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.\n<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
bash.org #15037:\n \n<su-Septik`wrk>  when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"
bash.org #15046:\n \n<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.\n<Dzarg> lol :)))\n<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.\n<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
bash.org #15050:\n \n<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port\n<sCuber> ?:P\n<sCuber> playstation ?\n<mos6581> no\n<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical\n<sCuber> playstation2 exists
bash.org #15055:\n \n<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".
bash.org #15056:\n \n* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)\n<@tatpoop> Hi dad.\n<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;\n<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
bash.org #15059:\n \n<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"\n*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)
bash.org #15064:\n \n<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?\n<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.\n<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining\n<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something
bash.org #15070:\n \n<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.\n<maladono> never\n<Venom\|WorkProblem> :D\|8-<\n<Venom\|WorkProblem> lol\n<Coan_Arcanius> Venom\|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...\n<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.\n<maladono> im no slut!\n<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.
bash.org #15071:\n \n<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter\n<cardinal> under similar circumstances\n<alayna> :blink:\n<cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found\n<cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid,\n<cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed\n<cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and\n<cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack\n<cardinal> of flush lever\n<Deke> and the *ding* when he finished\n<cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it\n<cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"
bash.org #15073:\n \n* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.\n<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?\n<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^
bash.org #15074:\n \n<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink...
bash.org #15099:\n \n<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god\n<DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though
bash.org #15125:\n \n<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.\n<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.\n<The_Frymaster> You pervert.
bash.org #15163:\n \n*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck\n<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping\n<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it\n<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called\n<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah\n<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women\n<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off\n<Catalyst88> and theirs\n<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
bash.org #15166:\n \n[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles\n[][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me
bash.org #15176:\n \n[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
bash.org #15177:\n \n[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
bash.org #15181:\n \n<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong\n<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman
bash.org #15183:\n \n<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once\n<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it\n<rwhom> did you get it right?\n<deimos> and then they looked at me\n<deimos> and wanted a single part answer\n<deimos> so i thought for a second\n<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe".  i didn't get the job.
bash.org #15184:\n \n(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank\n(cypheh): its part of my daily life too\n(Pulse): aye\n(senn): same
bash.org #15185:\n \n<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?
bash.org #15188:\n \n<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
bash.org #15191:\n \n<fahrvergnugen> wow\n<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.\n<fahrvergnugen> neat.\n<fahrvergnugen> ....\n<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.
bash.org #15192:\n \n<Kallahar> use telnet\n<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet\n<Kallahar> well, try harder.  maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.\n<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
bash.org #15193:\n \n<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.\n<slurpee> hahahahahahahah\n<slurpee> so true\n<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!"  "shut up, canada."
bash.org #15224:\n \n<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge
bash.org #15319:\n \n<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. \n<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." \n<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." \n<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." \n<Hack4Kix> "N, eh." \n<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada... \n<Shao> g-eh
bash.org #15353:\n \n<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME??? \n<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P \n<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^ \n<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!! \n<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift::: \n<Lilly-> omg \n<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once \n<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left \n<Hvatti> where can i find it \n<Tiger> hehe :D \n<aegis> at the left of your keyboard \n<Hvatti> ok thanx:: \n<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!! \n<Lilly-> aamm \n<aegis> apparently it didn't \n<Lilly-> lol \n<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT? \n<aegis> yes \n<aegis> you have to release the shift. \n<Lilly-> omg how sweet !! \n<Hvatti> like this? \n* Lilly- faints \n<aegis> yep, just like that
bash.org #15358:\n \n<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows,
bash.org #15360:\n \n<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship.
bash.org #15415:\n \n<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW\n<niff\|n> "his penis"\n* anavrinny blinks\n<anavrinny> tetris? :P\n<Helios> and my penis\n<Helios> I am rubbing it against the tetris\n<niff\|n> lucky you rin! \n<curious> He won't say whether he's a four-square long man or a _\|_ shaped one.\n<Helios> ____\|
bash.org #15417:\n \n<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult\n<andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE, \n<gardron> lol\n<gardron> client?\n<andyd> I can't tell.  For a moment I thought that it was a brick wall.
bash.org #15422:\n \n<loud_as_it_getz> yea well\n<@KittenAssassin> .........\n<loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??\n<@KittenAssassin> no\n<Simwolf> nope\n<@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC\n<Simwolf> no one at all\n<@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place\n<Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul\n<loud_as_it_getz> wich is?\n<@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC\n<@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC\n   *** Quits: loud_as_it_getz (mary@210.50.66.28738) (Need more parameters)
bash.org #15424:\n \n<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders!\n<Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my code works :)\n<ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I work
bash.org #15428:\n \n<cosyc> i dont drunk much either
bash.org #15432:\n \n<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work, I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat\n<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....\n<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow
bash.org #15433:\n \n<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?\n<\|TIA\|PoP> nope\n<\|TIA\|PoP> not i\n<EmSea> was i talking to you
bash.org #15434:\n \n<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :)\n<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?\n<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?\n<z2-Fool> :)\n<juji> :(\n<juji> i'd cry\n<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits
bash.org #15435:\n \n<Setups> is it a forest fire?\n<Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE\n<SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state?\n<Setups> its in alberta\n<Setups> canada\n<Raider\|FIRE> must be forest fire\n<travelyan> they have fire in canada?\n<Setups> fuck you\n<Setups> eh
bash.org #15436:\n \n<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ \n<Inferno> he's black u fag\n<Godfather> oh
bash.org #15438:\n \n<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics \n<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his lyrics \n<brakums> are you 12?
bash.org #15444:\n \n<Mug> ncencence\n<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce\n<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right\n<Hiroechan> unce?\n<Hiroechan> unf?\n<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds\n<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)\n<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past\n<Deke> the techno bass beat\n<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"\n<Deke> nothing like unf\n<Hiroechan> heh\n<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating\n<Deke> lmao
bash.org #15445:\n \n<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least eat\n<[y]> early morning theology\n<[y]> film at 11\n<BillDcat^> lol\n<BillDcat^> ya\n<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value meals?\n<[y]> i know i do\n<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture & eat it 2\n<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it
bash.org #15448:\n \n<[mac]> whats virii?\n<[mac]> the linux txt editor?
bash.org #15450:\n \n<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet\n<merl> we've adapted\n<merl> webbed feet n shit
bash.org #15451:\n \n<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament 'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.\n<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.\n<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting Oswald?\n<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by Jack_Ruby.\n<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in prison!\n<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say "JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"
bash.org #15454:\n \n[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!\n[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent your life this close to my crotch.
bash.org #15457:\n \n<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight?  A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?\n<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in\n<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc\n<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..\n<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know\n<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like?
bash.org #15464:\n \n<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon \n<rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.
bash.org #15466:\n \n<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed... \n<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?
bash.org #15467:\n \n<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting \n<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
bash.org #15469:\n \n<mota> I WAS RIGHT\n<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net\n<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt\n<mota> and tennis balls up her ass
bash.org #15470:\n \n<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it
bash.org #15475:\n \n<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon...\n<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens\n<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago, \n<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...
bash.org #15482:\n \n<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos
bash.org #15485:\n \n<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so.
bash.org #15493:\n \n<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich\n<tak> cause your money sucks\n<disco-stu> yep\n<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!\n<tak> haha\n<Ped> haha\n<vivid> haha\n<aj> haha\n<blakangel> haha
bash.org #15507:\n \n<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers\n<rdgzt> What's diezepam?\n<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug\n<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart\n<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?
bash.org #15508:\n \n<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes\n<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors\n<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine
bash.org #15510:\n \n<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.\n<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to have a spare handy.\n<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.\n<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over\n<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners.
bash.org #15514:\n \n<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers\n<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat\n<treaps> \m/\n<ouija> Thats a good ratio\n<treaps> general tso is pussy though\n<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!"\n<treaps> WHAT U TINK?\n<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?
bash.org #15517:\n \n<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.\n<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.
bash.org #15519:\n \n<ouija> He likes to hit on girls\n<ouija> and then go like\n<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!
bash.org #15528:\n \n<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire\n<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend\n<`Stevie> get laid?\n<firemoo> even better!\n<firemoo> irc :]
bash.org #15550:\n \n<\broken> eye kant teyep\n<JackArse> sure you can\n<JackArse> you just can't spell
bash.org #15553:\n \n*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor\n*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor\n*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky\n<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.\n<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?\n<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.\n*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol\n<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?\n<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer\n*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au\n*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)
bash.org #15557:\n \n<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs\n<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?\n<ismell> permit\n<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live\n<ismell> colorado\n<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats
bash.org #15561:\n \n*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak \n<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak
bash.org #15562:\n \n<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence\n<ssrit> I'd move there.\n<ssrit> Where is that?
bash.org #15565:\n \npinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs?\nScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife?\npinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.
bash.org #15566:\n \nLeftist   i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.\nEeyore    so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?
bash.org #15567:\n \nBezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.\n\neval      sounds like religion
bash.org #15570:\n \n<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic PIG\n<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.
bash.org #15571:\n \n<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.  if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."
bash.org #15572:\n \n<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full) \n<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!
bash.org #15574:\n \n[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 (hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net) \n<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.\n<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed
bash.org #15579:\n \n<enJoy> just the other day\n<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"\n<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him"\n<[zT]Lunchie> =-0
bash.org #15584:\n \n<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"
bash.org #15591:\n \n<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_< \n<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck
bash.org #15593:\n \n? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------\n? jimmy/#hadm 0% \| --------------------------- \| 100%\n? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)
bash.org #15594:\n \n<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble\n<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch\n<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
bash.org #15603:\n \n*** treker has joined #ircop\n<treker> what is this channel for?\n<_zenon> sex channel treker\n<treker> AH, I see...\n<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.
bash.org #15610:\n \n<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis\n<r00> forget i said that
bash.org #15612:\n \n<drunkers> hey what name am i under?\n<[Piratez]> drunkers\n<drunkers> what?\n<[Piratez]> huh?\n<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?\n<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool\n<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else
bash.org #15614:\n \n<GaRlic> how you like my new name?\n<drunkers> it stinks
bash.org #15615:\n \n<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?\n<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent\n<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it\n<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?\n<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K\n<+GoodScrat> over how many years?\n<+Wyatt> 1\n<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?
bash.org #15618:\n \n<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere
bash.org #15624:\n \n<rtwh0> why are you upset?\n<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh? \n<rtwh0> umm never mind\n<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn
bash.org #15625:\n \n<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke\n<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones
bash.org #15634:\n \n<drunkers> do you know who i am?\n<vinnieT> nope\n<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book\n<vinnieT> i dont read
bash.org #15636:\n \n<KB8> im sick of you crazypale\n<crazypale> im sick of you to\n<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale\n<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to\n<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves \n<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe\n<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later\n<crazypale> ok l8r
bash.org #15641:\n \n<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.\n<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!\n<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!\n<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
bash.org #15647:\n \n<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?\n<drunkers> probably and honest mistake\n<CaMR0N> but everyone?\n<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?\n<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone\n<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake
bash.org #15654:\n \n<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious\n<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster
bash.org #15655:\n \n<Mystery> singapore is nice\n<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.\n<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore\n<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat\n<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
bash.org #15659:\n \n<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1\n<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit\n<toonz>           ^\n<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.
bash.org #15663:\n \n<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a chicken head\n<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way
bash.org #15665:\n \nSomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is believable?
bash.org #15668:\n \n<amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today\n<amm> xney: yeah, but its covered under insurance\n<amm> I quenched an NMR 700mhz magnet which caused an explosion in the\n  computer room destroying all the sparcs in there :D
bash.org #15675:\n \n<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e\n<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload\n<Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde
bash.org #15676:\n \n<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal support said the\n  problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius server.
bash.org #15677:\n \n<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."\n<ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure we're supposed to\n  be hearing your personal problems?"
bash.org #15680:\n \n<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail filter to deal with\n  employee farewell notices.
bash.org #15682:\n \n<jimmie> i was gonna spell something with our inaddrs so when you tracerouted\n  our network it said stuff
bash.org #15684:\n \n<kanzen> heh.. this guy's ont he phone calling his computer pookie.. "Oh come\n  on pookie, you can do it pookie.. there you go pookie, thats it... "
bash.org #15688:\n \n< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize\n< aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link frequenting the local brothel
bash.org #15689:\n \n<rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED.  AGAIN.\n<rone> hey, at least we didn't merge with tab.net\n<PetrDoubt> Yes, we did.\n<PetrDoubt> Verio owns tabnet.\n<rone> o fuck
bash.org #15690:\n \n<@arfbot> did you ever do that project in elementary school\n<@arfbot> where you decided to give your oral presentation in the form of a rap\n<@arfbot> so you'd get your best friend to come up with you and go "POOT-POOT-CHIT*** CHIT *** POOT-PPOT-CHIT!!!"\n<@arfbot> while you rapped\n<@arfbot> i think i did that once for my project on nintendo
bash.org #15696:\n \n<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384?  like\n  a day or so?\n<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think.  Now ask how long PacBell takes.
bash.org #15697:\n \n<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH\n<EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account\n<EFudd> Hi Jason,\n<EFudd> Can U pl... Create this account Immediatly.\n<EFudd> User Id : crapolla\n<EFudd> Password :crapolla\n<EFudd> Other Info\n<EFudd> 1) User Full Name:Claudia Rapolla
bash.org #15699:\n \n<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>\n<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease\n  affecting millions
bash.org #15703:\n \n<PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir."\n<PetrDoubt> Remember, when you call Dallas, you aren't calling across the\n  country, you're calling next door!
bash.org #15704:\n \n<PetrDoubt> OK, kids...what's the maximum number of SOAs per zone?\n<PetrDoubt> If you said 2, you have a career waiting for you at Verio!
bash.org #15706:\n \n<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot\n  to tell us.
bash.org #15709:\n \n<PetrDoubt> Wow, that's elite.  Customer's DSL is down, so he sends a partial\n  traceroute.  The middle of the traceroute.  Not the beginning.  Not the part\n  where it stops.  The middle.\n<PetrDoubt> "My DSL is down.  Here's some hops in alternet."\n<PetrDoubt> Thanks, dude.
bash.org #15710:\n \n<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?"\n<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14 managers to\n  escalate it to client services and back, and one to change it.
bash.org #15712:\n \n<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there should be plenty of\n  time for the options to be credited to your account before then."\n<PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700\n<PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio!
bash.org #15713:\n \n<{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing\n  nitrous balloons...\n<{Mantis}> pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add\n<{Mantis}> we were in the middle of this awesome conversation and then we both\n  looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman who was painted\n  from head to toe as a cheetah...\n<{Mantis}> with wiskers and all...I thought I was hallucinating...and then she\n  walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have some of your\n  ballooon"\n<{Mantis}> I was so startled I let it go......and it went zinnning around,....\n<{Mantis}> she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and another one...
bash.org #15715:\n \n<FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to plug a mac monitor\n  (DB15)\n<FlashMan> into an AUI port on the mac\n<FlashMan> and fizzle pop crack zzzt\n<FlashMan> dead monitor
bash.org #15716:\n \n* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil\n<dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <TinkerARSMail@tinker.af.mil>\n<dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice\n<dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for problem: OPERATOR\n<dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.\n<dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil
bash.org #15721:\n \n<dpk> hehe.. looking for domain names. i wrote a program which reads\n  www.news.com and www.zdnet.com and similar crap sites and puts together\n  random consonant/vowel combinations based on it.\n<dpk> it's pretty lame ;)\n<Xney> dpk has too much free time\n<dpk>         eeigoua.com avail\n<dpk>         eeigoua.net avail\n<dpk>         eeigouanet.com avail\n<dpk> get it while its hot
bash.org #15724:\n \n<marcus> can you make a cisco route packets based on their source address?\n<Jon2> marcus: yes.  policy-based routing\n<FlashMan> marcus - yes, using policy routing\n<RoadRuner> marcus: yes. policy routing\n<marcus> anyone else?\n<drifter-> marcus: yes. policy routing
bash.org #15725:\n \n<EarthShaman> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get\n  *nix man pages
bash.org #15728:\n \n<marcus> hahah. these guys have a dedicated oracle server... an e3500 with 4\n  cpus and 4gb of RAM\n<marcus> they've had it for 2 years now\n<marcus> doing nothing but oracle\n<marcus> with oracle configure to use no more than 128MB of ram\n<marcus> and recently they've been complaining about performance\n<marcus> they thought maybe they needed more memory\n<marcus> i was like "uhhh. your dataset is smaller than physical ram"
bash.org #15730:\n \n<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour\n<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre\n<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us\n* depresso falls over\n<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen
bash.org #15731:\n \n<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859)\n<depresso> This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this\n  means you can press any of the keys on the keyboard (such as the Enter key,\n  the R key, or the space bar).
bash.org #15733:\n \n<FlashMan> nethack is installed\n<Jon2> An IRC chick stands in your path.  She wears a +5 ring of decreased mental stability.\n* sQurl kicks jon2\n<sQurl> I AM STABLE GOD DAMN YOU\n<sQurl> DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU\n<Jon2> The IRC chick attacks.  She misses.
bash.org #15735:\n \n<lammah> getting your own AS:  $250  setting up your own network:  $100k\n  having your upstream forward your stupid request to NANOG: priceless\n<lammah> Dear Peers/Colleagues,\n<lammah> We will start to announce a new prefix:\n<lammah> AS13197 192.168.0.0/16\n<lammah> Please update your filters.\n<lammah> Thanks,\n<lammah> Reinder van Amerongen,\n<lammah> Junior. System/Network Adminstrator and Senior Cabling consultant.
bash.org #15738:\n \n<DWildstar> ARRRCH\n<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he\n  finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?"
bash.org #15739:\n \n* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"\n<Efudd> It's a gateway box!\n<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks.
bash.org #15741:\n \n<RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/dev/null"\n<RoadRuner> on my mail server at cisco
bash.org #15744:\n \n<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun\n  workstation.
bash.org #15747:\n \n<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she\n  asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the\n  screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there\n<LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on.  Her excuse?  "Oh, I never turn\n  it off so I didn't think to check that."
bash.org #15750:\n \n<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO\n  VIOLATE\n<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN\n<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR\n<beaker> >\n<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION
bash.org #15753:\n \n<Xney> how goes the job search?\n<Stemish> xeeneee....it'll go, once i start it :)\n<Xney> oh you haven't started?\n<Stemish> not seriously, i'm not hurting yet\n<Xney> brian: You should start way early.. it's quite ugly :)\n<fouts> no shit. one company i applied to went out of business between posting\n  the ad and my email to them
bash.org #15754:\n \n<demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high.. quote from support\n  guy about the pop server disconnecting ONE of 32 users here 'well sir your\n  tcip session is your internet connection, it has nothing to do with our\n  servers'
bash.org #15763:\n \n<rixon> I remember calling BBS's on my party line.\n<rixon> my neighbors house burned down, and they couldnt call the FD cause we were online.\n<rixon> 3 ppl died.\n<rixon> that sucked.
bash.org #15766:\n \n[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)]  do you think if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt, someone would eventually kick your ass?
bash.org #15769:\n \n<jor>  NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX
bash.org #15770:\n \n<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million monkeys with a million typewriters (one typewriter per monkey) that all type at the rate of a good typist 24/365 would ever produce the collected works of shakespeare before the heat death of the universe. So there.
bash.org #15771:\n \n[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i
bash.org #15776:\n \n<neo-fs> does anyone have aim\n<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my fucking password\n<neo-fs> and its about to fucking piss me the fuck off\n<gilma> my aim is good\n<kryonik> my aim is good\n<kryonik> when im whackin it\n<kryonik> into some chicks mouth\n<neo-fs> @_@\n<neo-fs> your aim is weird
bash.org #15777:\n \n<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen \n<SiZZuRp> sweet love by a fire \n<SiZZuRp> with goats and other various wildlife \n<sweet_chick> awwwwwwwww hot sweet
bash.org #15781:\n \n<UKchaos> most semen swallowed: michelle monhan had 1.7 pints puimped out of here stomach in La july 1991.
bash.org #15782:\n \n<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard \n<joober> i dont have broad band \n<joober> i have cable
bash.org #15785:\n \n<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer
bash.org #15787:\n \n<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies? \n<Chibi-Trunks> iunno \n<SiZZuRp> the lottery
bash.org #15790:\n \n<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY \n<Dayv> You're just jealous. \n<Dayv> You wish Chris was daring enough to copulate with you on the balcony. \n<Dayv> But he is too busy reading nanog.
bash.org #15791:\n \n<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words \nwill be construed as irc laughter from their head slapping the keyboard on the way down.
bash.org #15792:\n \n<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is (Stashed at my grandmother's next door)
bash.org #15798:\n \n<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores?\n<Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other places o_O
bash.org #15810:\n \n<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com\n<Jon-> i get about 800k a sec from them
bash.org #15817:\n \n<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time
bash.org #15822:\n \n<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her?\n<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud."
bash.org #15825:\n \n<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted\n<Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely completely fake?\n<WeslyC> I hear ya man\n<WeslyC> This is one of 'em.\n<Moogboy> O_o
bash.org #15826:\n \n<vqhmdragn> rawk!\n<S4murai> exactly\n<vqhmdragn> twat I cunt hear you I must have a ear infucktion, plz cum closer\n<S4murai> I too have an ear infucktion butits ok, I have a pill to take every half whore\n<vqhmdragn> I'm afriad I cunt afwhored such a pill :(\nS4murai> a little less expenisive is a small prick to your finger. Tit's the Doctwhore's bill that'll clit you in the end.\n<vqhmdragn> so twats up s4murai?\n<S4murai> nut much, you?\n<vqhmdragn> just chillin out\n<vqhmdragn> wait, it's midnut, I just turned 18, that's twats up\n<S4murai> really? that's ballsome!\n<vqhmdragn> yea now I can buy cigs legaly, I cuntent bewhore
bash.org #15832:\n \n<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE\n<TAOC> somebody ban him
bash.org #15834:\n \n<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever\n<@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones break.. but real ones dont\n<+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?\n<+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need for it to glow?\n<@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility factor\n<+elf> i see...
bash.org #15835:\n \n<shitpencil> I try not to discriminate when calling people niggers
bash.org #15837:\n \n<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.\n<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
bash.org #15839:\n \n<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe.\n<Violetnite> Better than a two dimensional universe.\n<Actaeon> Well, depends on the dimensions.\n<Actaeon> And really, it is a good/bad thing.\n<Violetnite> What is the good and bad.\n<Violetnite> Just curious.\n<Actaeon> The three-dimensionality makes it so that I am seperated from people I meet on here by actualy traversable space. On the other hand, three dimensions are necessary for tits. So, guess I just have to deal.
bash.org #15840:\n \n<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp\n<Lyon> oops\n<Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep\n<Derian> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get.
bash.org #15848:\n \n<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos.  I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds.
bash.org #15870:\n \n<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(\n<nzc> so takem off\n<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out\n<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested\n<dabblerblue> i hate that
bash.org #15878:\n \n<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.
bash.org #15886:\n \nHalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal position?\nseventhcrow> spice world
bash.org #15890:\n \nEpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in the remake of "A Pack of Lips Now!
bash.org #15897:\n \nMortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist\nMortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for eating their bread
bash.org #15903:\n \n<HeatDeath> You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important \nnow, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you.
bash.org #15905:\n \n(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to see my id'\n(juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id\n(juslooken) it was very jedi
bash.org #15906:\n \n<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,\n\nscientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came\n\nin.  We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed \nthe AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed, \nmouth-breathing idiocy they displayed.  They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work \nof Shakespeare.
bash.org #15910:\n \n<funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's?
bash.org #15913:\n \n<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole\n<StupidAsshole> did you ad hom me, or call me by my name?
bash.org #15916:\n \n<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not throw pocket protectors
bash.org #15920:\n \n<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick\n<@BigJesus> sand paper\n<+royceda59> lol\n<+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again
bash.org #15922:\n \n<mikem> Myst IV:  Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun
bash.org #15926:\n \n<@harb> Hah. So the only food I've got is a fortune cookie, and the fortune reads "May you have a good appetite." Bastards.
bash.org #15930:\n \n<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...\n<intokbles> im from argentina,\n<nobody> its ok jose\n<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof\n<nobody> : )\n<nobody> actually it is goof
bash.org #15932:\n \n<Zorix> fuckin sob.. one of utelfla's routers is down\n<Zorix> i only got half the internet
bash.org #15942:\n \n<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands in the stream of water, and all of a sudden I stop and get TOTALLY grossed out and I'mlike "Oh GROSS, dammit!!" thinking I just got a ton of piss all over my hands.  Then I realize it's a freaking FAUCET and water comes out of it, not piss.  What the HELL was my brain thinking?
bash.org #15943:\n \n<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline\n<Coda> why do you smell gasoline SamGod?\n<SamGod> Coda:  'cuz I smell like gasoline\n<Coda> why?\n<SamGod> Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my sleve for warmth for a few hours last night\n<Twist-> See? he is a psycho.\n<SamGod> well, actually, I switched off between one sleve, then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc...\n<Twist-> didn't occur to you to get inside the car?
bash.org #15946:\n \n<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days breaking the code to access the phonebook, called a buncha peaple to see who they know in common, and eventually found its rightfull owner, which turned out to be a classmate\n<fGewA> me find digital watch!\n<fGewA> me call rightful owner!
bash.org #15956:\n \n<mrm> i hate realplayer\n<lummie> its good for cartoons\n<mrm> yeah\n<mrm> but it crawls deep into the anus of my computer\n<mrm> and hides there eternally\n<mrm> until i least expect it\n<JtHM> your computer has an anus?!\n<Fesh> realplayer installs it
bash.org #15961:\n \n<ninth> creed is the cutting edge\n<JtHM> just cuz they make you want to slit your wrists doesn't make them cutting edge
bash.org #15965:\n \n<^bat-sai> sendai :p\n<sendai> bob\n<^bat-sai> hows lismore?\n<sendai> ok\n<sendai> not horrible\n<sendai> :)\n<sendai> leaving tomorow afternoon   :)\n<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore\n<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition\n<^bat-sai> when i was 13\n<sendai> what happened bob?\n<^bat-sai> i was mocked\n<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
bash.org #15970:\n \n*** Now talking in #clubsi.com\n*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man mount"'\n*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12
bash.org #15973:\n \n<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s\n<Fanboy> cool.\n<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337 \n<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?
bash.org #15982:\n \n[Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino
bash.org #15983:\n \n<gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares?  How about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!"
bash.org #15999:\n \n<murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum splits neurons n shit 2night and tells me that its $3 to stay for dinner, $1 to stay the night , prerequisites being that i shower and strip before bed..\n<murderoustroll> was i right to swear a heap n leave?
bash.org #16012:\n \n-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it look like the average AOLer belongs in MIT
bash.org #16017:\n \n* ween has joined #gaysex\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o ween
bash.org #16035:\n \n<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train\n<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train
bash.org #16040:\n \n<orion> i HATE\n<orion> the beastie boys.\n<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC\n<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE\n<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans\n<orion> ....................................................\n<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
bash.org #16042:\n \n<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such
bash.org #16047:\n \n<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
bash.org #16053:\n \n<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est\n<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam?
bash.org #16062:\n \n<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf\n<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :)
bash.org #16081:\n \n<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY\n<Stickman_Retard> lol\n<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
bash.org #16086:\n \n<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic\n<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk\n<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move
bash.org #16088:\n \n<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning\n<wjr> oh?\n<rsb> a dirty bum\n<rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile\n<wjr> ah yes\n<rsb> he asked me for money\n<rsb> and\n<rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on
bash.org #16098:\n \n<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend \n<madlocust> and in her case...my best friend \n<\|ced> so write a poem, fag
bash.org #16107:\n \n* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room\n<altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...\n<g-o-d> you mean outside?\n<altair> g-o-d: yes\n<altair> with the yellow Daystar\n<g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet\n<altair> yeah...\n<g-o-d> cool
bash.org #16108:\n \n<goferdude> What's "hockey"?\n<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?\n<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams
bash.org #16109:\n \n<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY\n<Heinz89> hmmm\n<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P
bash.org #16110:\n \n<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
bash.org #16112:\n \n<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?\n<@ataribaby> that disturbs me\n<@shagman> you didn't think they did?\n<@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
bash.org #16120:\n \n<ShadiZar> get your happy ass over here then\n<ShadiZar> i could use a good hard... well, anything\n<`KArmA> oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, fuck me like a beast karma, oh harder karma\n<`KArmA> what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!?
bash.org #16121:\n \n<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car\n<zamros> my first accident witnessing\n<zamros> and/or moster truck rally
bash.org #16128:\n \n<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!!
bash.org #16131:\n \n<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale\n<Prick> "Kid Rancher"\n<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses\n<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids.\n<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis\n<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation.
bash.org #16133:\n \n<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
bash.org #16134:\n \n<@n30> my "m" key is broken\n<@renetiq> evidently.
bash.org #16138:\n \n<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony\n<Shea-> mmmm pony.
bash.org #16144:\n \n<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o\n<Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions...\n<SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;)\n<GimpMaster> hah\n<Vxie> i dunno\n<GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o\n<Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out...\n<SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?'\n<Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop\n<GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care \n<SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.'\n<Vxie> ok\n<GimpMaster> LOL
bash.org #16148:\n \n<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
bash.org #16150:\n \n<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...\n<TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer\n<TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...\n<TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite\n<TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random\n<TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife\n<TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me\n<TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man\n<TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;)
bash.org #16151:\n \n* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout\n<Marvin\|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that.\n<Amrik> well it makes me feel better
bash.org #16173:\n \n*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.\n*** Set by Ziggurat!Hipnotoad@xtreme9-126.aci.on.ca 1061 minutes ago
bash.org #16174:\n \n<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?\n<Statto> it auto bans aol\n<Statto> which is racist\n<munk> hahaha
bash.org #16175:\n \n<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees\n<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
bash.org #16177:\n \n<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service\n* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector)
bash.org #16180:\n \n<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs\n<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?\n<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn\n<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.\n<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs\n<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it\n<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?\n<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?\n<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?\n<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one\n<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF\n<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it
bash.org #16188:\n \n<wof> does anyone really use emacs?\n<Pills> my wife used to\n<wof> really?\n<wof> what'd she do?\n<Pills> she... edited files? :)
bash.org #16194:\n \n<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick\n<Rayor>: is it that obvious?
bash.org #16195:\n \n<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude\n<@NitroX> no way, not nuke\n<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
bash.org #16196:\n \n<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
bash.org #16230:\n \n([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys?\n(resa) playground?\n(resa) they only think about sex?\n([m1]) no teresa\n([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like\n(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex
bash.org #16231:\n \n(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.\n(neruaL) me too\n(neruaL) actually not really\n(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet\n(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone\n(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer
bash.org #16232:\n \n<[m1]> sup sluts\n<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit\n<[m1]> haha dude\n<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D\n<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd\n<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying\n<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away\n<ian_> and all that rot\n<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?
bash.org #16234:\n \n<@aba> plz call me alexander the great\n<@aba> =[\n<@ditz> hahahah\n<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D\n<@aba> yes\n<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet\n<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux
bash.org #16237:\n \n<MadHack-> i net 4200\n<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66\n<MadHack-> give or take\n<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary\n<MadHack-> 666 666 :(\n<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically\n* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
bash.org #16238:\n \n<sup-yo> sporting the zima\n<kaleido> when i was 19\n<kaleido> and desperate to drink\n<sup-yo> HAHA\n<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl\n<sup-yo> you're so gay\n<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good\n<kaleido> so i tried it\n<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me\n<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
bash.org #16245:\n \n<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'  together,  after i laugh\n<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch
bash.org #16247:\n \n<teresa> how is your meeting\n<msd> well\n<msd> we got off topic\n<msd> and everyone is now looking at porn
bash.org #16248:\n \n(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots\n(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)\n(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
bash.org #16251:\n \n<aba> i was just in detroit\n<jasn> congratulations.\n<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose\n<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine
bash.org #16252:\n \n<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG\n<mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!\n<mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]\n<mrfrosty> he's a tosser\n<mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp\n<mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy\n<mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights\n<mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig\n<mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG\n<mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)
bash.org #16253:\n \n(neruaL) my mom's computer\n(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice
bash.org #16254:\n \n<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal?\n<Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops.\n<Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed.\n<Serevok> with choping off your cocks at birth?
bash.org #16256:\n \n<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire\n<mrfrosty> if you know what i mean\n<mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know
bash.org #16262:\n \n[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn\n[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
bash.org #16264:\n \n<UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life"
bash.org #16266:\n \n(dx) i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across the street\n(dx) they showed up\n(dx) and knocked on the first condo\n(dx) and the dude called the landlord\n(dx) and he comes out\n(dx) and starts screaming at them\n(dx) sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them i had no idea what they were talking aboit\n(dx) sears never called me again\n(dx) :)
bash.org #16267:\n \n<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart\n<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something\n<mrwhite> hahahahhaha\n<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too\n<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants\n<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg\n<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
bash.org #16268:\n \n<[m1]> i HATE real world\n<[m1]> its a fucking platform for outspoken faggots with a high school vocabulary\n<mrwhite> dave, sounds like irc
bash.org #16269:\n \n<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital'\n<jasn> im like  'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast'
bash.org #16270:\n \n<aba> el job search soy el puta\n<dave__> ahahahaha.\n<dave__> translation\n<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck
bash.org #16271:\n \n<vampyriss> im not a girl\n<vampyriss> not yet a woman\n<[m1]> so you still tuck?
bash.org #16272:\n \n<destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 k15176@slo.net  (  51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!\n<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
bash.org #16274:\n \n<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
bash.org #16277:\n \n<elinsox> dude my boss rules\n<mrwhite> with an iron fist\n<legacy> and a big black strapon
bash.org #16281:\n \n<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM\n<Jugernaut> today is pop metal day\n<kaleido> haha\n<kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music'\n<kaleido> since its not as strong as metal\n<kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out
bash.org #16283:\n \n<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...\n<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream\n<jitspoe> sure it is\n<jitspoe> I was all wet :)
bash.org #16284:\n \n<Fembot> I choose you, PINGachu!\n<Fembot> Variable sized packet attack!
bash.org #16285:\n \n* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test\n* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him.
bash.org #16291:\n \n<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry\n<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)
bash.org #16292:\n \n<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.
bash.org #16293:\n \n<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos! \n<Calrathan> goto cliff \n<Calrathan> :cliff \n<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
bash.org #16295:\n \n* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper\n<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA\n<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC\n<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING
bash.org #16296:\n \n<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here.
bash.org #16298:\n \n<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill\n<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head\n<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck\n<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though\n<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
bash.org #16300:\n \n<BoZZ> my thing don't work...\n<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
bash.org #16302:\n \n<DaveMan> nerds dont dance\n<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again
bash.org #16359:\n \n<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it\n<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems\n<knox> now i just wear dresses
bash.org #16361:\n \n<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online\n<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet\n<Jake> but she wanted a picture\n<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)\n<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"\n<Jake> bummer\n<Jake> so i say\n<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs\n<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef\n<Jake> i say yeah\n<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting\n<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself
bash.org #16362:\n \n<SaraMarie> the houston texans\n<SaraMarie> how original\n<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?
bash.org #16363:\n \n<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?\n<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?\n<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...\n<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
bash.org #16364:\n \n<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #16365:\n \n<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent
bash.org #16366:\n \n<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane.
bash.org #16367:\n \n<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.
bash.org #16368:\n \n<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?\n<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit
bash.org #16369:\n \n<esokitty> FUCKING A\n<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
bash.org #16371:\n \n*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)\n<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree
bash.org #16372:\n \n<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.
bash.org #16373:\n \n<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally\n<sacarna> out your penix?\n<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon
bash.org #16374:\n \n(debaser) i bought a mouse today\n(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it\n(debaser) i got a neutered mouse.
bash.org #16376:\n \n<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC\n<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far
bash.org #16378:\n \n<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light\n<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt
bash.org #16379:\n \n<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!\n<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off
bash.org #16387:\n \n<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)
bash.org #16389:\n \n<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
bash.org #16393:\n \n<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly
bash.org #16396:\n \n<sev0> remember in school?\n<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?\n<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.\n<sev0> do the math
bash.org #16398:\n \n<bix> it was like the flintstones\n<mltj> but without the cars.\n<mltj> or dinosaurs.\n<mltj> or flintstones.\n<bix> exactly.
bash.org #16400:\n \nEbyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit\nHolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.
bash.org #16401:\n \n<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla\n<mltj> yeah. \n<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?\n<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist
bash.org #16406:\n \n<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.
bash.org #16409:\n \n<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
bash.org #16417:\n \n* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp\n<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?\n<Karyon> no\n<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group\n<Karyon> We're snaketrainers\n<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?\n<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!\n<Karyon> really?\n<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance\n<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath\n<ZondrZout> I don't?\n<Karyon> no\n<Karyon> thas your dick\n<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
bash.org #16428:\n \n<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time
bash.org #16431:\n \n<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."\n<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff.\n<Danelope> And eating their brains.
bash.org #16438:\n \n<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore\n<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition\n<^bat-sai> when i was 13\n<^bat-sai> i was mocked\n<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
bash.org #16449:\n \n*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)'\n(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)\n(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway\n(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context\n(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :)\n(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)\n(ALbino) besides the point :)\n(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :)\n(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?
bash.org #16461:\n \n<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!\n<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!\n<Devan> Guys?\n<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob
bash.org #16472:\n \n<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun.
bash.org #16475:\n \n<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
bash.org #16480:\n \n<Aatakinty> afk, im supposed to be sleeping, and i hear my mom walkin around
bash.org #16481:\n \n<Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes.
bash.org #16488:\n \n<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night... and then was talking shit about it after I left\n<@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen\n<@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta data...\n<@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?" ... I told him to kiss my ass... \n<@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"...\n<@Redb3ard> um\n<@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood\n<@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap anymore and went to bed... \n<@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta this late stage
bash.org #16489:\n \n<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR\n<zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING\n<zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
bash.org #16504:\n \n<Clitlover> I am not into that.\n<Clitlover> How about roleplay?\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok\n<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master
bash.org #16508:\n \n<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol
bash.org #16509:\n \n<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix
bash.org #16510:\n \n<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish\n<yesyouam> what's sweet fish?\n<mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet\n<mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter\n<yesyouam> like ma wimminz
bash.org #16511:\n \n<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted\n<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college\n<noah> tail\n<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon
bash.org #16512:\n \n<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg?\n<Pong-Chan>: .....\n<KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!!
bash.org #16518:\n \n<davester> alright, in a month when i'm building this computer, everything will have changed, so i'm not going to bother now\n<davester> they'll have gforce9's and p5's and terrabit hdd's\n<davester> all for cheap\n<Deathblend> and 256bit athlons\n<davester> word\n<davester> WORD\n<Deathblend> you mean dword
bash.org #16521:\n \n<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where?\n<wizdom> UK :p\n<NoahSoft> Is that in australia?
bash.org #16523:\n \n<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[\n<WoHo> my only prob is that I facken write in class like I write on irc\n<WoHo> my teachers comes up to me and asks \n<Nold> rofl\n<WoHo> wats ppl ?\n<WoHo> wats r ?\n<Nold> lol\n<WoHo> wats mah ?\n<WoHo> dude\n<Nold> lolu\n<WoHo> its bad :[
bash.org #16527:\n \n<CraNKGod> YOU KNOW WHAT'LL BE NEAT ABOUT LIVING ON MY OWN\n<Funk> Being able to run up and down the hallway naked but for a sock on your erect penis?\n<CraNKGod> BEING ABLE TO DRINK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MILK JUG\n<Funk> Oh.\n<Funk> Man, you need a better imagination.
bash.org #16529:\n \n<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence?\n<dager> ROFL\n<dager> BECAUSE\n<dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE
bash.org #16534:\n \n<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused!
bash.org #16536:\n \n<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.
bash.org #16541:\n \n** Moses is now known as Cain....\n<Cain> oh no I killed my bro .... \n<KeeperS> .... \n<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible .... \n* KeeperS is moved to tears
bash.org #16543:\n \n<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school\n<Pest> her name was nicole\n<Koen> heh :)\n<Pest> she was like how are you doing today\n<Pest> i went\n<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob\n<Koen> rofl\n<Koen> :(\n<Pest> she smacked me\n<Pest> :/
bash.org #16544:\n \n<Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6 I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I felt really horrible for this.
bash.org #16545:\n \nywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?\nGnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth\nGnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman
bash.org #16555:\n \n<@E-vangelist> are asian masturbation jokes shorter?
bash.org #16557:\n \n<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
bash.org #16564:\n \n<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?\n<jimmy2toes>  your not black\n<billyblacktop>  how do you know that?\n<jimmy2toes>  I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you\n<billyblacktop>  yeah right you cant do that\n<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.\n<billyblacktop>  ok then what color hair do I have\n<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your bedspread is yellow and blue.\n<billyblacktop>  holy fuck man im telling the cops \nQuits: {billyblacktop} (billyb@235.253.473.232) (Quit:)\n<jimmy2toes>  LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick, what a fat tool!!!\n<nellcarterlookalike>  A fat tool indeed.
bash.org #16566:\n \n<jenn> BUKKAKE!\n<DogBoy> ouch\n<Asmodean> bukkake? isn't that the japanese rope tying fetish?\n<DogBoy> no\n<prefect> you're so young and innocent, asmodean\n<DogBoy> lol\n<Asmodean> young.. maybe.. innocent.. no :)\n<DogBoy> hmm\n<DogBoy> I can't even spell that\n<DogBoy> I'm gonna ask my mom what it means\n<Asmodean> bukkake?\n<Asmodean> oh my\n<Asmodean> hitting "i am feeling lucky" in google for bukkake was umm.. *sooo* not work friendly
bash.org #16568:\n \n<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
bash.org #16572:\n \n<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony
bash.org #16574:\n \n<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site?  you'd get tons of hits  :)\n<manual_overide> McManus-wrk: LOL\n<McManus-wrk> :D\n<KT> when the page loads up the page should say "kiddie pr0n is uncool! you should be ashamed of yourself! your IP has been logged and sent to the nearest law enforcement agency"\n<McManus-wrk> and then CLICK HERE for kiddie pr0n...
bash.org #16575:\n \n<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"\n<AshPlississkin> no\n<oreth> yeah.   me neither.
bash.org #16579:\n \n<kel> she's not great looking\n<kel> has looked better\n<kel> but has a funny nose\n<kel> thin and wear tight clothes\n<kel> hrm\n<kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl\n<kel> I'm gonna stop
bash.org #16586:\n \n<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt\n<shagman> it must be 40 out\n<SourKey> your nuts \n<shagman> yeah, they're hot too
bash.org #16587:\n \n<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!!\n<Revica4000>. . . . . . .
bash.org #16588:\n \n<tipz> just remember kids\n<tipz> hippos eat strawberry ice cream\n<thadood> I'll keep that in mind next time I visit your mom.
bash.org #16589:\n \n<azrael69> <----retarded\n<madman`> true---^\n<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz
bash.org #16590:\n \n<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six\n<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?!\n<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20
bash.org #16592:\n \n<RtWh0> garlic ok you and me right here right now\n* GaRlic_iv puts up his dukes\n* GaRlic_iv ... wait.. i got fuckin no dukes\n* RtWh0 pulls out ding dong and swings it around like a whip and cuts Garlics head off\n<RtWh0> then some guy yells FATALITY\n<RtWh0> in a mean vioce\n<GaRlic_iv> RtWh0 pulls out ding dong\n<GaRlic_iv> i hope thats not your dogs name dude
bash.org #16594:\n \nPs3000: what are you doing tomorrow at 3:45?\nSocialistNinja: waking up
bash.org #16595:\n \nSilent4042: What's another name for child molestation?\nSocialistNinja: Divine intervention?\nSilent4042: What?\nSocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.
bash.org #16601:\n \n<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room\n<Weirdo> brb\n*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo\|F00d
bash.org #16602:\n \n<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff\n<Baledood> oops\n<Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key
bash.org #16607:\n \n<`Tenshi> ass munch.\n<ibutsu> yes, I do on occaision
bash.org #16610:\n \n* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee\n<Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian]> Minako, will you marry me?\n<Minako> umm ahhh well, we should get to know each other more first before that\n<Minako> and and and....umm
bash.org #16611:\n \n<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..\n<markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out.. havent you read?\n<aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either\n<uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!\n<aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything you read?\n<uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad.
bash.org #16617:\n \n<Deke> hrm\n<Deke> thats scary\n<Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup\n<Deke> was a man\n<\|WaR\|> i knew it!!!!\n<\|WaR\|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit
bash.org #16627:\n \n<The_Veteran> remember the reason you are an op DaMo\n<Damo> coz I gave head\n<The_Veteran> yes!\n<The_Veteran> he admits it
bash.org #16631:\n \n<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen\n<jonathans> its not very salty, though
bash.org #16633:\n \n<eller> i ate sushi today\n<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover\n<eller> but i just puked it up \n<motardo> not good\n<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...\n<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
bash.org #16635:\n \n<^Fizban^> I need an external modem. Anyone have one I can download?
bash.org #16636:\n \nDoctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza\nneo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?\nbeauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?\nDoctor_Rohipnol: well ya
bash.org #16637:\n \n<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?\n<JeSuS> somebody packeted him\n<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before\n<agnarth> heh\n<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;(
bash.org #16643:\n \n<himem> I love my cat's tight vagina\n<Cows[Pwnage]> :P\n<himem> Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then ":P" is pretty stupid.
bash.org #16652:\n \n<DmDragon> all my cars are haunted\n<DmDragon> i had one car where the glove compartment would keep opening at random times\n<DmDragon> so it opened once and i just finally said "fuck you stay open" well the car stalled out the radio turned on and off and the flashlights started flashing while the windshield wipers started\n<DmDragon> so i slowly reached over and closed it.. then the car just went back to normal
bash.org #16654:\n \n<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....\n<KrackWhores> mountain dew?\n<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.\n<KrackWhores> well guess what I have\n<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?\n<KrackWhores> no\n<KrackWhores> a penis\n<FishNetGirl> i know\n<FishNetGirl> er...
bash.org #16655:\n \n<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke?\n<Dogmeat> Daikatana!\n<Crono> My punchline, jerk.
bash.org #16657:\n \n<@drew> saceist is a kind of person who always has that dumb look on his face.\n<@saceist> huh?
bash.org #16664:\n \n<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.\n<DeathCrow> You just woke up.\n<Puck> I only had an hour nap!\n<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.\n<Puck> Well, that explains it.
bash.org #16665:\n \n<@drew> my uterus is bleeding\n<@cognac> drew, you don't have a uterus\n<@drew> oh
bash.org #16676:\n \nStinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great show.\nLucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show, \nIn the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was from Brooklyn \nor something when they are supposed to be from Chicago.\nStinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork?\nLucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios.\nStinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry.\nLucy17: Umm yea..
bash.org #16678:\n \n<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !\n<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead\n<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up\n<extrasupreme> damn.
bash.org #16681:\n \n<packrat> HELP\n<defected> Looks like it.\n<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................\n* defected waits for the lame question.\n<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc\n<packrat> plz
bash.org #16682:\n \n*** UndErX has joined #help\n<UndErX> sup lamer newbies\n<UndErX> answer this if u r not newbiez:\n<FiEsTy-> well, ask\n<UndErX> no newbie lamer\n<UndErX> lamerz\n<FiEsTy-> hey please dont type /quit fiesty- because it makes me quit IRC.. please\n*** Quits: UndErX (Quit: fiesty-)
bash.org #16689:\n \n<destiny> storeobject(mydick,"madbombers\\ass");\n<Woohoo> :)\n<madbomber> w00t
bash.org #16692:\n \n<JCDenton> i wasn't flooding............\n<JCDenton> i was sharing
bash.org #16693:\n \nbeauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: holy crap, my mom is online!!\ncitygirl30_56308: lmao\ncherbare36: lol\nbeauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: ok...she didnt say hi to me..\nbeauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: poor mom, she gets so lost when you hand her a keyboard and a mouse\nsoooopafox: LoL my grammy is so adorable with the puter.\nbeauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: now when you hand my mom a remote, a phone and a credit card, she goes to town...\nsoooopafox: LoL @ QVC
bash.org #16698:\n \n*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature)
bash.org #16702:\n \n<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants
bash.org #16707:\n \n*** Quits: nanm (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned))
bash.org #16708:\n \n<Vile-> i need to take a shit\n<Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box\n<Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs\n<Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box\n<Vile-> and be like wtf
bash.org #16712:\n \n<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd\n<Deke> so Cass started cleaning up, since she found out that people're\n<Deke> coming over\n<Deke> and found 2 20GB drives in the couch\n<Deke> most people find coins\n<Deke> we find disk drives
bash.org #16713:\n \n<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human."  He says "Bitches is bitches."\n<Gygus> Heeheeheeheee.....
bash.org #16714:\n \n<Lyme> you know, sometimes, I ponder underwear.
bash.org #16715:\n \n<Omega> why do your parents hate you\n<Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with airlines/bus\n<Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the highway and sleep where I can\n<Rai> its fun\n<Omega> lol\n<Omega> so your a hobo\n<Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged"
bash.org #16718:\n \n<[sPaG]> I USED TO LISTEN TO NSYNC WHEN THEY WERE UNDERGROUND
bash.org #16719:\n \n<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it
bash.org #16722:\n \n<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers
bash.org #16725:\n \n<@assman> api\n<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with\n<@icmp> ;/\n<@icmp> my hand\n<@icmp> :[
bash.org #16729:\n \n<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist\n<Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P\n<Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned to type :(
bash.org #16730:\n \n*** Pikachu has joined #Distro\n<kurai> Gah.  Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.\n<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.\n<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...\n<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"\n<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.\n<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!\n<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?\n<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.\n*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)\n<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin'
bash.org #16734:\n \nForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.\nblx001: you mean snickers\nForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.\nblx001: no you mean snikers\nSmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now
bash.org #16737:\n \n<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.\n<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit?\n<Joelz> That's what shoes are for.
bash.org #16744:\n \n<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk
bash.org #16747:\n \n<whistler> I PLANNED IF WE WERE BOMBED BY CANADA\n<whistler> I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD\n<whistler> BUT THE ONE THING I NEVER PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS
bash.org #16749:\n \n<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee\n<K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :(\n<Phillip`> no one is there :(
bash.org #16750:\n \n<ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course"
bash.org #16752:\n \n<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants\n<@whistler> and put them on backwards\n<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit
bash.org #16754:\n \n<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone\n<@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong
bash.org #16756:\n \n<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. \n<FT\|Vass>Thanks Geno! :) \n<FT\|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec...
bash.org #16757:\n \n{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff. \n{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out \n{SoCK} url?
bash.org #16758:\n \n{Plag} i liked women at 13 \n{Plag} even 11 \n{Pest} i liked woman since third grade \n{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
bash.org #16760:\n \n<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties
bash.org #16763:\n \n* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands
bash.org #16764:\n \n* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind
bash.org #16765:\n \n<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt
bash.org #16766:\n \n<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple"
bash.org #16767:\n \n<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading
bash.org #16771:\n \n{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;(
bash.org #16772:\n \n{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion
bash.org #16773:\n \n<loser> http://www.goatse.cx\n<loser> hahaha lol lol lol\n<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA\n<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?\n<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?\n<bane> it's appropiate
bash.org #16776:\n \n<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.\n<Tjousk> only if it's loaded
bash.org #16778:\n \n<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you?
bash.org #16779:\n \n<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like? \n<etoilet> hentai
bash.org #16780:\n \n<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong
bash.org #16781:\n \n<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
bash.org #16786:\n \n<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
bash.org #16789:\n \n<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead
bash.org #16796:\n \n<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D\n<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?\n<Vash> eh?\n<Samin> there the best kind
bash.org #16798:\n \n<+subzero> =)\n<@nebula> ;)\n<@wickeD> =)\n<Guest62972> :D\n<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
bash.org #16800:\n \n<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity\n<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it
bash.org #16802:\n \n<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'\n<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'
bash.org #16806:\n \n<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...\n<Zephyrr> So there.\n<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.\n<Undine> She does stuff.
bash.org #16807:\n \n<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?\n<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you.
bash.org #16808:\n \n<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?\n<[SS]Corky> NO!\n<[SS]Corky> did this happen?\n<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)
bash.org #16812:\n \nPat877:    nice...\nOB1Jenobe: w3rd\nPat877:    ok stop that\nOB1Jenobe: wh4t?\nPat877:    i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it\nOB1Jenobe: 0 \|<\nPat877:    dick
bash.org #16813:\n \n<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null\n<Stonefish> oh smeg off
bash.org #16814:\n \n<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds
bash.org #16817:\n \n<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?
bash.org #16818:\n \n<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh...
bash.org #16822:\n \n<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday \n<Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!" \n<hmodes> "oh wait, i did..  HAHAHAHAHA!" \n<hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day
bash.org #16833:\n \n<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless\n<grier> so superior \n<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless? \n<girer> oh fucken leave me alone\n* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world)
bash.org #16835:\n \n<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes\n<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars\n<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there
bash.org #16839:\n \n<Tocool> Im so bored\n<Tocool> I can predict my day\n<Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed\n<Shaddix> pretty good\n<Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do\n<Shaddix> oh\n<Shaddix> impotentcy?
bash.org #16842:\n \n<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer?\n<Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!\n<Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? .
bash.org #16848:\n \n< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it\n< h2odragon> schindler's list?
bash.org #16857:\n \n<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks..\n<roman> then i'm ordering a whore\n<foobar> haha roman no you're not\n<roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty"\n<roman> you order them like pizza, dude
bash.org #16858:\n \n<manero> MANLY THINGS:\n<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE\n<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES\n<manero> 3) BEER BRATS\n<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE\n<rebrane-> 4) FARTING\n<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS\n<rebrane-> 6) CARS\n<rebrane-> 7) FIRE\n<manero> 8) BOWLING\n<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE\n<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT\n<rebrane-> 11) GUNS\n<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS\n<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED\n<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN\n<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
bash.org #16866:\n \n<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed.
bash.org #16868:\n \n<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake\n<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?\n<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE\n<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC
bash.org #16883:\n \n[#perl]\n<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?\n<diclophis> haha
bash.org #16885:\n \n< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself
bash.org #16886:\n \n<Jon_R> OH NO\n<Jon_R> my page crashes netscape!\n<Jon_R> whatever shall I do
bash.org #16897:\n \n<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses
bash.org #16904:\n \n<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby\n<DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality?\n<kdoom> perfect
bash.org #16906:\n \n<@Afterglow> .  I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares.
bash.org #16908:\n \n<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years
bash.org #16910:\n \n<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a sources TODO list\n<@Tilt> o Learn C
bash.org #16913:\n \n<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95\n<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17\n<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?\n<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?\n<Stemish> well, that too
bash.org #16921:\n \n<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv?  I will trade warez for it
bash.org #16923:\n \n<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago\n<MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up\n<MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around\n<MrPuppy> they prolly saw me\n<MrPuppy> i heard them laughing
bash.org #16926:\n \n<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?\n< farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig
bash.org #16963:\n \n<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..\n<Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. shit.
bash.org #16965:\n \n<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album\n<Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it\n<Wee_AL> no cash\n<DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same
bash.org #16970:\n \n<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs\n<redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating\n<Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away\n<Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out
bash.org #16971:\n \n<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me.
bash.org #16974:\n \n<Cyc66> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=****\n<Cyc66> plz ruin that auction\n<bbz_> what do i want to do that for?\n<Cyc66> she's a dirty whore\n<bbz> maybe i could get her phone number\n<Cyc66> uh why would u do that\n<bbz> well, if she is a dirty whore
bash.org #16975:\n \nNazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic\n<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic\n<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened\n<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side\n<TheRiff> alright
bash.org #16977:\n \n<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences\n<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms
bash.org #16979:\n \n<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho\n<mgt> i like reading stories now\n<mgt> it gets my imagination going\n<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true\n<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan
bash.org #16985:\n \n<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night\n<Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes\n<Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of\nmy conversation\n<Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's\ndeaf"
bash.org #16988:\n \n<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out too much\n<Icehawk\|work> j: that's south america and north america \n<Justice-P-> whatever
bash.org #16990:\n \nTallyHoTheZebra: i love fire\nTallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would
bash.org #16991:\n \n<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P\n<ally^> i know\n<ally^> i could be doing something else\n<ally^> like sucking dick
bash.org #16994:\n \n<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?\n<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them\n<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.\n<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
bash.org #16997:\n \n<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY\n<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY\n<Natasha> yes, they are\n<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
bash.org #16999:\n \n<lasthero> i own a lot of cds\n<lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too\n<lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much
bash.org #17002:\n \n<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months\n<reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot\n<reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka\n<reston> and then eat a lemon\n<jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots\n<reston> yea jon\n<reston> but its good\n<jonathans> sugar instead of salt\n<jonathans> lemon instead of lime\n<jonathans> a chick instead of your hand\n<jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me.
bash.org #17009:\n \n<jonathans> i can stand on the sides of my ankles\n<jonathans> both heels inward\n<jonathans> i can balance on one for a bit\n<clay> i can touch my penis with my hands
bash.org #17010:\n \n<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay.\n< espo> LOL\n< espo> why is that?\n<@harb> Because Andy's a fag.\n< espo> did she say "Are you two gay?"\n<@harb> No.\n<@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert.
bash.org #17023:\n \n<+TlMMAH> hey gary\n<+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download\n<+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here\n<+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know
bash.org #17044:\n \n<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr\n<amer> why do people do that\n<amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?"\n<amer> why do you have to wait for a response\n<Rhayde> lol\n<amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question\n<amer> or say what you have to say\n<amer> jesus\n* amer throws up his hands and leaves the room\n<amer> well?\n*** Exekiel (ZelementZ@192.168.100.101) has joined #lineage\n<Exekiel> AMER\n<amer> lol
bash.org #17047:\n \n<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding\n<maff> that's plain desperation
bash.org #17067:\n \n<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support\n<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7
bash.org #17080:\n \n<mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel like it
bash.org #17085:\n \n<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2\n<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI
bash.org #17086:\n \n<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at
bash.org #17091:\n \n<Cyberllam> today has been about nothing but good news\n<Cyberllam> earlier i found out that I was pregnant with twins\n<juntog> are they mine?\n<HaLLowCat> they better not be\n<Cyberllam> no, but they can be, for the low, low price of 3 low payments of 29.95 each
bash.org #17093:\n \n<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k\n<juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!"
bash.org #17100:\n \n<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze?\n<CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser.\n<BriTnEy77> how do i do that?\n<CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for this chat room.
bash.org #17105:\n \n<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex\n<@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know\n<@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex\n<@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks\n<@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff\n<@KelPearl> whoa\n<@KelPearl> sweet idea
bash.org #17115:\n \n<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?\n<felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO\nMATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND\nTRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD.  SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK....\nTHEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC
bash.org #17119:\n \n<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the\nweb and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding.\n<slap> it's all true except the perl.
bash.org #17123:\n \nVrex989: know wonder you failed english
bash.org #17129:\n \n<moira> o\n<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills\n<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard\n<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard\n<AnimeFreak> no\n<AnimeFreak> ibm model m\n<moira> sry ergonomic is best\n<AnimeFreak> no\n<AnimeFreak> model m > *\n<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!
bash.org #17141:\n \n<Stuntman21> "Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to feel your Body! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! Do Not Be Afraid My Honey! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to be your lover girl! Be My Lover Boy!" I like this song. Does that make me gay?
bash.org #17152:\n \n<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3\n<sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie. \n<JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an old musical full of 10 year old white girls.\n<JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene
bash.org #17162:\n \n<\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck is happening with me
bash.org #17168:\n \n<Fishfood> HAHAH\n<Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL\n<Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND!\n<Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING
bash.org #17176:\n \n<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
bash.org #17179:\n \n<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology
bash.org #17183:\n \n<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra\n<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra\n<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"
bash.org #17193:\n \n<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard\n<dodge> shit, now chocolate\n<dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys
bash.org #17205:\n \n<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother\n<zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her!\n<Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus
bash.org #17207:\n \n<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never pull of my buckets of charisma\n<Cloud> Richie - you misspelt "Sarcasm"
bash.org #17208:\n \n<Oldboy> mt dew shrinks your cock\n<MiNdPhuCk> Tell me that again as I slam my 12 inch long, 4 inch wide cock down your throat while drinking a dew\n<Oldboy> plastic doesnt count
bash.org #17209:\n \n<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english....\n<Sterring> use simple words\n<Nickname> you stupid
bash.org #17212:\n \n<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????\n<OlEnglish> the stork\n<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?\n<DarkMyst> good question
bash.org #17217:\n \n<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just sitting there eating doughnuts
bash.org #17218:\n \n<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
bash.org #17222:\n \n<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM \n<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE \n<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN \n<cX> FROM MERICA
bash.org #17236:\n \n<Hoju> have you seen this?  http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/\n<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?\n<Hoju> .....
bash.org #17239:\n \n< Danelope> I know what I need.\n< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.\n<@harb> Shoeshine?\n<@harb> wt?\n<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
bash.org #17240:\n \n<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
bash.org #17241:\n \n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone\n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously\n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol\n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off\n<@\|nsid3r> k\n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing\n<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!
bash.org #17244:\n \n<Muppet> *arf arf*\n<damnyoure> *slap slap*\n<Muppet> *bite bite*\n<damnyoure> *bang bang*\n<Muppet> *die die*\n<damnyoure> *bury bury*\n<Muppet> *rot rot*
bash.org #17246:\n \n<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?\n<nArKeD> what morals?\n<0dan0> that is the right answer
bash.org #17249:\n \n<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real\n<NickBlasta> like the matrix\n<isajeep> which pill did you take?\n<NickBlasta> the hard pill\n<isajeep> lol  knew you'd say that
bash.org #17254:\n \n<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister
bash.org #17255:\n \n<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do\n<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts\n<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?\n<isajeep> you can do that nick\n<NickBlasta> sweet
bash.org #17258:\n \n<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
bash.org #17260:\n \n<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything. \n<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker \n<Hoju> rofl \n<BioHazard> if that is your real name
bash.org #17262:\n \n<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work\n<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping
bash.org #17267:\n \n<epic> so are MP movie rips good?\n<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op\n<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P
bash.org #17269:\n \n<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping\n<isajeep> wtf
bash.org #17270:\n \n<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running\n<NickBlasta> as it should be\n<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done\n<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you\n<RatBreath> ....\n<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?\n<NickBlasta> :)\n<RatBreath> this will be strange\n<RatBreath> and liberating
bash.org #17271:\n \n<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to\n<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
bash.org #17273:\n \n<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
bash.org #17274:\n \n<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.\n<Kendrak> omg\n<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
bash.org #17280:\n \n<Tetrad> holy shit\n<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000\n<hoho> holy shit\n<hoho> no ones cares
bash.org #17281:\n \n<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things\n<Spud> Or fap\n<Tetrad> same thing basically
bash.org #17291:\n \n<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?\n<NickBlasta> stfu noob\n<Setzer> stfu noob\n<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"\n<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t\n<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"\n<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!\n<[H]Slacker> divx?\n<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1\n<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!
bash.org #17295:\n \n<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site
bash.org #17297:\n \n<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car\n<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?\n<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?\n<Roppongi> finger paint\n<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint\n<NT5> lol\n<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good\n<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba\n<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint\n<Enhanced> except finger paint\n<NT5> we gonna paint us a car
bash.org #17301:\n \n<Claus> I sell children to old women\n<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus\n<Isajeep> oh my god
bash.org #17323:\n \n<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in.  finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave.  i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!"  oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well
bash.org #17326:\n \n<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz processor?
bash.org #17327:\n \n<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.\n<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does\n<Dragon-Beast> My case?\n<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?\n<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass
bash.org #17333:\n \n<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha!
bash.org #17334:\n \n<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
bash.org #17335:\n \n<Balatro> Electroly:  It died on me once and wouldn't restart.  I had to ps -aux or whatever the fuck it is and kill the process.  Then it started fine.\n<Electroly> ah, nothing good old `ps aux \| grep Proteus \| awk '{print $2 }' \| xargs kill -9` won't fix.\n<Electroly> much better, that worked.\n* Gandalf stares at Electroly \n<Gandalf> And I thought I was a Unix dork. \n<Balatro> Yeah, it was so much less effort to do that then to type a command, quickly see the process and kill it by PID :)\n<Electroly> you are a unix dork\n<Electroly> Balatro: there were like 10 Proteus processes, dude.\n<Balatro> Funny, I had 1 ;)\n<Electroly> dunno where these all came from, but i killed them all.\n<Electroly> now all is well\n<Gandalf> Electroly: I understand ps, grep, and xargs. Explain how that awk thinger works, though? :) \n<Electroly> Gandalf: awk is pretty simple.  it treats the stdin as a bunch of columns\n<Electroly> and lets you reformat the output.  { print $n } is typical, where n is the column number to print out.\n<kurros> AWK AWK MOTHER FUCKER\n<Electroly> it uses whitespace as the column delimiter by default, but you can change that by some argument to it\n<Gandalf> ah, and in ps aux the PID is the second column, thus $2, right? \n<Electroly> yup\n<Electroly> you can do other stuff with awk, like awk '{ print "Whee!  The PID for " $10 " is " $2 "!" }'\n<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.\n<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro\n<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
bash.org #17337:\n \n*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!'
bash.org #17340:\n \n<reston> make jizz ice cubes\n<reston> thats a fun party prank\n<stu> you realize that's cryogenics\n<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink\n<stu> what if she puts it up her twat\n<reston> the sperm will be dead\n<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube\n<stu> no it wouldn't\n<reston> yea it would\n<stu> uh.\n<stu> how do you think IVF works?\n<reston> theyre organisms\n<reston> theyd die\n<reston> i dunno\n<reston> you know too much about sperm\n<stu> well, i have a lot.
bash.org #17344:\n \n<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.\n<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL\n<kitten> YOU MONSTER\n<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED\n<homeslice> He's going to hell now.\n<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.\n<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.\n<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler".
bash.org #17345:\n \n<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve any yet? :]\n<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?\n<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]
bash.org #17346:\n \n<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.\n<harb> Implemting is another matter. :\|\n<harb> Implementing. blah.\n<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
bash.org #17347:\n \n<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.
bash.org #17352:\n \n<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem\n<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week
bash.org #17361:\n \n(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only would we all *know*, but it would have entire library wings dedicated to the study.
bash.org #17363:\n \n<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them \n<@SixSyx6> or look at them
bash.org #17373:\n \n<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim \n<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim \n<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE \n* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
bash.org #17380:\n \n<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!\n<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /quit playing games with my heart\n<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!\n*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart)
bash.org #17388:\n \n<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes
bash.org #17389:\n \n<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he isn't busy.  Or masturbating.  Whatever comes first.
bash.org #17390:\n \n<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway\n<@Afterglow> everyone idles\n< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
bash.org #17392:\n \n<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid.\n<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".\n<harb> Yeah.\n<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.\n<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.\n<Danelope> That's fucking retarded.  Especially for an FTP-only account.\n<harb> Heh.\n<Danelope> "Duhhh.  You're creating an FTP-only account with its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web server!  Let's give you shit about a password!"\n<Danelope> "Duhhh!  There's absolutely no way this information can be used to compromise the system!  But we'll still harass you here!"\n<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu\|<s5hit"\n<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from 'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."
bash.org #17397:\n \n<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED\n<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships\n<SAMMY> chiptns\n<SAMMY> fuck it\n<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS\n<LoRdZephyR> LOL\n<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?\n<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship\n<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS
bash.org #17403:\n \n<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf\n<hepkitten> :<\n<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
bash.org #17405:\n \n<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?\n<Blade> you on a silver platter?\n<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz\n<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]\n<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>\n<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits) <63MB/64MB video RAM>\n<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0) [Stereo]\n<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet) <10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]\n<Blade> Disk: a: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c: (WINDOZE)[FAT32]: 4.4GB/4.9GB....d: (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e: (PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB\n<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs\n<SK> what a great prelude to sex.\n<SK> system information.
bash.org #17414:\n \n<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?\n<r0mulus> what?!\n<tytu> when you pull your...you know\n<r0mulus> hmm\n<r0mulus> no\n<r0mulus> i don't\n<r0mulus> know what you mean\n<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down\n<r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel
bash.org #17419:\n \n<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is wrong -_-
bash.org #17421:\n \n<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house
bash.org #17422:\n \n<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from\n<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend painting and creating art!\n<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?\n<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas ;)\n<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!\n<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?\n<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren\n<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'\n<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together\n<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!
bash.org #17429:\n \n<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
bash.org #17435:\n \n<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok\n<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party\n<Pete[z]> anyway\n<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off\n<Pete[z]> then her mother came home\n<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit\n<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
bash.org #17450:\n \n*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.)
bash.org #17453:\n \n<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.\n<Diamond> Which has great music.\n<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
bash.org #17469:\n \nHolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings.  i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck?  well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container.  it was then i realized i had testicles.  it was quite painful
bash.org #17475:\n \n* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes\n* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick
bash.org #17483:\n \n<JustNoodle> be right back\n<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin\n<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
bash.org #17539:\n \n<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
bash.org #17638:\n \n<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.\n<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
bash.org #17642:\n \n<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus!
bash.org #17679:\n \n<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.\n<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?\n<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.\n<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.\n<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
bash.org #17717:\n \n<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce\n<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
bash.org #17725:\n \n<prok> still living at home :/\n<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out\n<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves\n<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
bash.org #17728:\n \n<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred\n<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
bash.org #17749:\n \n<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?\n<Trukkie> guns
bash.org #17771:\n \n<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets \n<suffocate> under linux\n<suffocate> ???
bash.org #17784:\n \n<Zombie> sisters are good\n<Sony> She is fat\n<Sony> and she smells\n<Sony> like bear\n<Zombie> lol\n<Zombie> perfect for you\n<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it\n<Sony> Wait\n<Sony> I mean now\n<Sony> no*
bash.org #17813:\n \n<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users"\n<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC\n<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
bash.org #17828:\n \n<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow\n<standby> i feel so cool\n<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work\n<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
bash.org #17837:\n \n<Pete^> I \n<Pete^> accidently \n<Pete^> :) \n<Pete^> married \n<Pete^> a guy \n<Pete^> ;p
bash.org #17840:\n \n(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day...
bash.org #17843:\n \n<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that\n<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse\n<DiViL`> :P\n<KnightOwl> hahah\n<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
bash.org #17861:\n \n<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks\n<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus\n<ouija666> so i say like\n<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
bash.org #17863:\n \n<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?\n<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing\n<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow\n<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
bash.org #17864:\n \niamouija: Because I'm Jewish\niamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS\nfireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish\nfireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-
bash.org #17868:\n \n<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.\n<RadAghazt> Ok.\n<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...\n<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.\n<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.\n<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
bash.org #17871:\n \n<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!\n<Anton> is a good death metal track
bash.org #17873:\n \n<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x\n<vR\|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm\n<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra\n<vR\|Sn00kie> you are stupid
bash.org #17874:\n \ninsectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight
bash.org #17881:\n \n<Heinz89> seen alric\n<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
bash.org #17884:\n \n<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!\n*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.\n<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great\n<Rezox> gay people are gay
bash.org #17885:\n \n<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s] \n<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel\n<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit\n<Niteling> ?\n<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn
bash.org #17886:\n \nTom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"\nDave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
bash.org #17887:\n \n<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?\n<Hot^Gay_Male> yes\n<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
bash.org #17893:\n \n<barbye> wtf is this\n<barbye> teh purpose\n<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE\n<barbye> IN LIFE\n<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(\n<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING\n<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES\n<johnny69> mhmm.. ok\n<bass_freak> good idea!\n* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]\n* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]\n* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
bash.org #17894:\n \n<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4\n<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n \n<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!! \n<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either
bash.org #17895:\n \n<Xetrov`> bbiab\n<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister\n<[VeRT]> kinky
bash.org #17897:\n \n<deh> fuck\n<deh> man lead singer of hanson\n<deh> fuck shes so hot
bash.org #17900:\n \n<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?\n<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
bash.org #17902:\n \n<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with\n          water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard\n<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
bash.org #17907:\n \n<George>  : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.\n<George>  : Onward and upward.\n<George>  : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.\n<3hreeD>  : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes\n<George>  : Yeah, like run the net.
bash.org #17915:\n \n<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge\n<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know\n<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard
bash.org #17916:\n \n&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting)\n&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #eee\n&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ\n&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; SignOff Bluemoon: #eee (Client Exiting)\n&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; Bluemoon [xxx@yyy] has joined #EEE\n<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?\n<fester> exercising process creation?\n<GunnX> something like that\n<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
bash.org #17923:\n \n<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody\n<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
bash.org #17925:\n \n<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me!\n<waramp> what a fag!
bash.org #17927:\n \n<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.\n<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.\n<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way.\n<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.
bash.org #17929:\n \n<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_\n<InSoc> Heh.\n<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading\n<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well\n<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn\n<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it.\n<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke.
bash.org #17931:\n \n<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it\n<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site
bash.org #17939:\n \n<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th?\n<Neo_Rockman> wait..
bash.org #17941:\n \n<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall\n<GameFang11> he loses 3 HP\n<GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ\n<Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe\n<GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris\n<Drakkor> man\n<Drakkor> you are going to hell
bash.org #17942:\n \n<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D\n<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too\n<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error\n<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked\n<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid\n<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see
bash.org #17944:\n \n<Jarp> i am 19 years old\n<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals
bash.org #17945:\n \n<Iggz> screw it\n<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich\n<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me
bash.org #17946:\n \n<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business
bash.org #17950:\n \n<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave
bash.org #17955:\n \n<tim``> i dont\n<tim``> have pants\n<tim``> im poor\n<Unforgiven> lol\n<Unforgiven> loin cloth?
bash.org #17959:\n \n<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum\n<W0RMW00D> scrotum\n<d1rge> damn im hungry
bash.org #17960:\n \n<Kirke> I had interests too\n<Kirke> But they all ended in court
bash.org #17961:\n \n<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy\n<BiMP> oh what fun\n<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D\n<BiMP> yeah\n<BiMP> and they better not be in peices\n<BiMP> *glares at santa*
bash.org #17966:\n \n<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd \n<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time\n<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.\n<Majin-Buu> k you are weird\n<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration\nParts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users]
bash.org #17967:\n \n<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o\n<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2\n<Ace0522> it's just random with me\n<LlamaKing> heh\n<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out\n<LlamaKing> LOL\n<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it\n<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2\n<LlamaKing> haha
bash.org #17971:\n \n<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~\n<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box\n<glacius> that'll sound good...\n<glacius> till they're stolen.
bash.org #17973:\n \n<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.\n<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/\n<Lyfe> disregard\nMorlack coughs\n<Rakash\|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?\n<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.
bash.org #17975:\n \nA_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!
bash.org #17977:\n \n<MixieArmadillo> hahaha\n<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku\n<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?\n<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
bash.org #17980:\n \n<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"
bash.org #17981:\n \n<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something \n<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities? \n<Phix> well it is San Francisco
bash.org #17983:\n \n<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5\n<indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER\n<indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS\n<indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING\n<Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE\n<indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
bash.org #17984:\n \n<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here
bash.org #17989:\n \n<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would \n<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*
bash.org #17991:\n \n<destruct> my boss just said  o/~ be a man o/~ \n<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
bash.org #17993:\n \n* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson'
bash.org #17995:\n \n<danie2> do you have a gf?\n<ieatrocks> hahahahahah\n<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.
bash.org #17996:\n \n<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire?
bash.org #18038:\n \n<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }\n<Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker.\n<Seigfried> And the else is extraneous.\n<Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless it's actually in a class.\n<Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P\n*** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p)
bash.org #18047:\n \n<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site\n\n<Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean?\n\n<BladeXT> *sigh*
bash.org #18080:\n \n<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
bash.org #18125:\n \n<eleven> hitler\n<eleven> that fucking jew
bash.org #18126:\n \n<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
bash.org #18132:\n \n[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm\n[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
bash.org #18137:\n \n<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister\n<MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her
bash.org #18140:\n \n<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity \n<heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too
bash.org #18142:\n \n* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks \n<Joelz> Good. \n<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway.
bash.org #18143:\n \n* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)\n<KilrathiX> hey!\n<KilrathiX> that's my job!
bash.org #18144:\n \n<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?
bash.org #18149:\n \n<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick\n<Dunebug> no\n<JonnyButt> and she has a penis
bash.org #18154:\n \n<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman
bash.org #18160:\n \n<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today\n<thammy> haha\n<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke
bash.org #18161:\n \n<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned 23\n<Dirge> a big fat penisdildo\n<tbone22> he's hetero\n<tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?)
bash.org #18162:\n \nWangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> :  taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!\nPRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
bash.org #18164:\n \n<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden
bash.org #18174:\n \n<netmunky> i just ate\n<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom
bash.org #18202:\n \n<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy\n<confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge
bash.org #18208:\n \n<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(
bash.org #18220:\n \n<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.
bash.org #18223:\n \n<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool.
bash.org #18230:\n \n<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!\n<ZondrZout> brb
bash.org #18231:\n \n<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D\n<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?\n<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...
bash.org #18234:\n \n<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?
bash.org #18236:\n \n<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up!
bash.org #18237:\n \n<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!
bash.org #18253:\n \n<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?\n<drunkers> i wash dishes\n<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?\n<drunkers> no, at home
bash.org #18254:\n \n<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone
bash.org #18255:\n \n<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it.\n<UprightMan>Says Who?\n<UprightMan>You can make something 2000 times\n<UprightMan>and still mess up\n<UprightMan>Like, Ive peed a few hundred trillion times, but I still sometimes miss the toilet!
bash.org #18256:\n \n<endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant banana as genitalia
bash.org #18269:\n \n<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people
bash.org #18270:\n \n<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp* \n<BloodNose> to spend a night ... \n<Blender13> woah \n<BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp* \n<cryptonix> his aunts \n<BloodNose> lol \n<Blender13> lol \n<BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before \n<Blender13> obviously his aunt \n<cryptonix> great aunt \n<Blender13> ah \n<BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job \n<cryptonix> hot great aunt \n<Blender13> and why the hell are you going there? \n<BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still
bash.org #18271:\n \n<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean\n<Aduro> lol\n<Tiffy> haha\n<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D
bash.org #18274:\n \n<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms\n<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb\n<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks\n<Storm> Whew, it got put out\n<Zekk> Everything OK?\n<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again  =P
bash.org #18286:\n \n[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay
bash.org #18288:\n \n<drunkers> is your real name gabe?\n<Gabe-33> yes\n<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?\n<Gabe-33> no
bash.org #18303:\n \n<klogd> http://www.solaristhemovie.com/\n<fragglet> is it a horror movie
bash.org #18316:\n \n<count^> real life is just something the government invented to steal my money
bash.org #18317:\n \n<nzc> actually\n<nzc> i need to msg quat\n<nzc> there we go\n<nzc> and\n<nzc> i have to eat\n<cj_> and\n<cj_> you have\n<cj_> to take off\n<cj_> your return key\n<cj_> and only\n<cj_> use it for\n<cj_> special occasions\n<cj_> like\n<cj_> when you finish\n<cj_> a sentence
bash.org #18334:\n \n<scabb> What's the difference between a Psychiatrist and a Psychologist?\n<MIiscool> I'm not sure, but I think the latter takes care of easier problems, which can be fixed with medication, while the former does the whole talking bit\n<scabb> So if they were Pokemon, Psychologist would evolve into Psychiatrist?\n<Twilo> wouldn't you need a diploma stone to do it?\n<Twilo> you have to trade psychiatrist to a different university for him to evolve
bash.org #18335:\n \n<Pika-Screw> Did you ever want to kick Mario right in the pills and yell "That's for keeping Luigi in the shadows all these years, bitch!"?
bash.org #18337:\n \ngeekgirl [~M.E.Landr@68.113.207.136] has joined #megatokyo\n<TheRiff> "ill never sleep with another woman ive never met before again!"\n<geekgirl> Whoops\n<Mephisto> O.o\n<TheRiff> and then they realize they said woman and meant man, and rethink their whole life\n<TheRiff> since she has a mustache, its confusing\n<geekgirl> Now that is a weird conversation to come to.
bash.org #18339:\n \n* Magellan_ narrows his eyes at greylark\n<Greylark> why me?\n<Magellan_> because you started it\n<Greylark> i didn't say anything about your imaginary girlfriend\n<Magellan_> SHES NOT IMAGINARY!
bash.org #18341:\n \n<Mr-Ikari> X is being evil on my laptop :(((\n<adrian> you have to shake it to clear the screen
bash.org #18392:\n \n<XtremeBain> you know you're a hich when\n<Fembot> ya can't spell "hick"
bash.org #18397:\n \n<Scythewz> my bed makes a nice punching bag\n<Zimbu> and at night, Scythewz's bed makes a nice diaper
bash.org #18406:\n \n<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check and theres a dead squirrel on my NEIGHBORS porch O_o\n<ScumDog> does it look injured?\n<metroid23> its fucking dead\n<Gaffect> fell from a tree?\n<metroid23> hahaha, right, on the nearest tree (50 feet away) and then being projected 45 feet horizontally and then falling thru two stories of concrete :)\n<metroid23> poor guy
bash.org #18431:\n \n<xbain> "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age 25"
bash.org #18437:\n \n<rastie> i teached my kid sister a good lesson\n<Murdock> I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..
bash.org #18446:\n \n<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...\n<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer\n* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet
bash.org #18449:\n \n<Blue> drunk girls are easier than programming\n<JC\|WooWoo> blue just can't program
bash.org #18450:\n \n<carcoal> what's a good car?\n<carcoal> truck or sub\n<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal
bash.org #18451:\n \n<+shattersp1ne> hey i found out a way to abbreviate army\n<+shattersp1ne> rme\n<+shattersp1ne> i will make millions off of it
bash.org #18452:\n \n<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative.\n<Fembot> mass is constant
bash.org #18454:\n \n<Fryth> ah, math jokes\n<Fryth> don't drink and derive
bash.org #18455:\n \n<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably sit and write these down and just wait for me to join. Bastard. Eat corn poop.\n<Fembot> Mike joined the Navy and wanted to become a SEAL... there was something appealing about their creed to "never leave their buddy's behind"
bash.org #18457:\n \n<Kaltorak> every 7 out of 6 days is a bad day for my typing skils.\n<Kaltorak> oh my god.
bash.org #18459:\n \n<Calrathan> does it have something to do with Microsoft rerouting the traffic to go through their own version of Carnivore, called Omnivore? [it eats EVERYTHING! bwhahahaha]
bash.org #18460:\n \n<Fryth> What is ".net"? Some kind of asp development standard?\n<Calrathan> Fryth, distributed computing solution by MS.\n<Calrathan> in otherwords... MS can disolve computers around the world with this stuff\n<Calrathan> [distributed computing SOLUTION... har har har]
bash.org #18463:\n \n<Bender`> When i was little i took a bath with my dad and when he stood up from the tub his penis slapped me across the face
bash.org #18468:\n \n<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards <Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? <FooMashoo> yes
bash.org #18469:\n \n<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection"
bash.org #18474:\n \n<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi\n<Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times.
bash.org #18475:\n \n<\windows\system32\format> /run $me
bash.org #18477:\n \n* Zimbu finds Perl funny\n<Zimbu> It's the only programming language that forces you to use as many emoticons as possible
bash.org #18478:\n \n<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?\n<Jade-> the internet and your computer
bash.org #18484:\n \n<Murdock> r2d2 isnt a robot.. it's a droif\n<Murdock> er.. droid\n<jitspoe> r2d2 isn't a robot, it's a midget in a tin can!
bash.org #18486:\n \n* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy\n* Fembot shaved\n<jitspoe> not there you didn't
bash.org #18492:\n \n<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K\n<Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice?
bash.org #18493:\n \n<nein> what unix o.s. should i install on a 486 with 7megs ram?\n<nein> laptop\n<A-KO> Trashcan with kernel I.7.5u-ck.5\n<A-KO> :)\n<nein> is that a free download?\n<nein> heheh\n<nein> will it run aol?
bash.org #18539:\n \n(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal
bash.org #18616:\n \n<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
bash.org #18754:\n \n<Tac0> FiZi\n<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?\n<FiZi2> What the fuck do you think
bash.org #18757:\n \n<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare\n<slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me\n<Ice_raven> it is\n<slash> okay, that's good.\n<slash> no false advertising there!
bash.org #18845:\n \n<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
bash.org #18887:\n \n<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of photoshop on the net?\n<Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs...\n<Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me..
bash.org #18909:\n \n<jade> don't become one of them\n<jade> geeks = evil\n<jade> except as sex slaves.\n*** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)
bash.org #19038:\n \n<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways \n<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky
bash.org #19072:\n \n<dsif0r> that lil clip dude\n<dsif0r> that microsoft uses\n<dsif0r> he rules.\n<quish> ...\n<quish> no he doesnt\n<quish> he's annoying as hell\n<dsif0r> yes he does\n<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings\n<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit\n<dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
bash.org #19086:\n \n<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S E-MAIL SERVER.\n<Saveth> Hmm.\n<Saveth> Who wants a copy?\n<jwbozzy> <--\n<MrFalcon> <--\n<res0> <--
bash.org #19119:\n \n<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime?\n<Mime> No, but I can kill people.\n<Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.
bash.org #19126:\n \n* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one'
bash.org #19131:\n \n<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!\n<LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times.\n<LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with:\n* Jinnai\|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P\n* Leliel also :P\n<LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c."\n<Suika\|away> divide c!\n<Suika\|away> that's so moving
bash.org #19145:\n \n<Kinto> That totally sucked.\n<Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ...\n<Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell.\n<Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J.\n* Kinto starts rapping.\n<Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross.\n<Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.
bash.org #19196:\n \n<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their wwjd.  i mean, wtf?\n<yapper> you mean wtfwjd!  lol!\n<punkassjy> rtfb!
bash.org #19245:\n \n<kt> i got my tongue pierced\n<Eamon_the_goth17> really\n<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth??
bash.org #19282:\n \n<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07)\n<blazemore> ah hear we go\n<HKISA> YES!!!\n<HKISA> wait\n<HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place
bash.org #19346:\n \n<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null\n<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null\n<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?\n<Tricks> i think u do mate\n<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
bash.org #19718:\n \n<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz\n<knee> that'll be $8.00\n<FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective\n<mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party\n<mightyflo> hk bootlegs\n<FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob\n<FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx
bash.org #19748:\n \n<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks\n<torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time.\n<Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse\n<Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole.
bash.org #19843:\n \n<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?\n<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL
bash.org #19883:\n \n<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day
bash.org #19963:\n \n<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!\n<sacrine> damn you are elite :\|\n<eSDee> congrats\n<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?\n<sacrine> do we have a choice?\n<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?\n<eSDee> omg\n<sacrine> omfg
bash.org #19977:\n \n<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games\n<DAL9000> Geese: maphack?
bash.org #20007:\n \n* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster\n<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?
bash.org #20008:\n \n<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-)
bash.org #20010:\n \n<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom"
bash.org #20016:\n \n<deevee> I love my new computer\n<deevee> more than my gf
bash.org #20020:\n \n<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME\n<emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?\n<emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?
bash.org #20023:\n \n<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING\n<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT\n<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
bash.org #20024:\n \n[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops\n[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?\n[20:48] <Cougar> there are\n[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)
bash.org #20027:\n \n<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?\n<pr0nfiend> why not\n<pr0nfiend> mmm\n<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls\n<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW\n<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
bash.org #20031:\n \n<Fryboy>  A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18\n          year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets\n          bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like,\n          you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence.\n<Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.
bash.org #20033:\n \n<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups.  Hypocrysy at it's finest.
bash.org #20035:\n \n<kipozo> Guess what I bought today.... \n<kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
bash.org #20045:\n \n<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.
bash.org #20047:\n \n* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things.\n<jc> japh did "hello, world" once.  It was pretty awesome.\n<japh> No one does "hello world" like I do.\n<vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.
bash.org #20052:\n \n<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.\n<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
bash.org #20056:\n \n<followme> I hate\n<followme> bitchs\n<followme> with a uq\n<followme> less then mine
bash.org #20058:\n \n<Atom> im racist against leprachans\n<Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!"\n<Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"
bash.org #20064:\n \n<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.
bash.org #20069:\n \n<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.\n<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.
bash.org #20071:\n \n* Doughboy ponders\n* Beryllium contemplates\n* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny\n* Beryllium makes a template of the coin\n* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting\n<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!
bash.org #20073:\n \n<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.\n<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.\n<Mechalink> Not only Calc.\n<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.\n<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?\n<Calculus> Well, that too...
bash.org #20078:\n \n<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?\n<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
bash.org #20082:\n \n<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear\n<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on\n<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million\n<Staquaft> What's the low against that?\n<Wala> low; girls have aids\n<Wala> but\n<Wala> that's not very low\n<Wala> considering how you have 500 million\n<Wala> to pay for treatment\n<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.\n<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
bash.org #20089:\n \n<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs\n<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect.\n<i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut
bash.org #20101:\n \ntilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR\njolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
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bash.org #20108:\n \n<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the uglyest people ever\n<Rival\|Inq> "gamers gone ugly"\n<Rival\|Inq< "uncensored"
bash.org #20112:\n \n( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes bugging me\n( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all over it?\n( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that feature?\n( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
bash.org #20122:\n \n<fong> can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN..\n<orange1> use a crossover cable\n<fong> i already have a crossover cable, 2 nics in 1 pc, and another in the client pc..\n<fong> what do i do next?\n<orange1> put the crossover cable between the two pc's\n<fong> did that already\n<orange1> then they're connected\n<fong> its the configuration part i cant handle\n<fong> yeah.. but i want them connected AND working\n<netmunky> you never said shit about that
bash.org #20137:\n \n[@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that \n[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI. \n[@haro] lol, right.. \n[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
bash.org #20139:\n \n* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^Hwalking the dog
bash.org #20143:\n \n<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today\n<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever.\n<PsychoOne> he is gay\n<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck dick"
bash.org #20150:\n \n<Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd stayed in school.
bash.org #20152:\n \n<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)
bash.org #20156:\n \n<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is ~70 days.\n<plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.\n<plaz`> This irks me.
bash.org #20185:\n \n<Kowalski> Graeme - There are 10 million Norwegians, you can't piss all of them off\n<Graeme> i could shoot A-Ha.
bash.org #20189:\n \n<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
bash.org #20193:\n \n<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the\n<UncleJed> Chihuahua! \n<UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,\n<UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to\n<UncleJed> replace its top executive and the\n<UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the\n<UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in\n\n<UncleJed> commercials. \n<_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources reported
bash.org #20214:\n \n-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
bash.org #20220:\n \n<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question \n<_ohm> girl/woman \n<_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of ass sweat
bash.org #20225:\n \n<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the relationship.\n<maxathome> cool, she knew unix?
bash.org #20227:\n \n<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out\n<@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf
bash.org #20230:\n \n<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?\n<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?\n<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
bash.org #20235:\n \n<jimmie> while i was gone\n<jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them\n<jimmie> i'm not sure what to think
bash.org #20243:\n \n<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed \n<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box
bash.org #20245:\n \n<waug> Did anyone else discover that drunk chicks are easier to seduce?
bash.org #20248:\n \n<notxyst> fuck budget cuts\n<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
bash.org #20254:\n \n<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
bash.org #20259:\n \n<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with?\n<marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something \n<marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately\n<marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?
bash.org #20269:\n \n<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern\n<Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty shitty
bash.org #20274:\n \n<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister\n<Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette\n<Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin\n<Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie\n<martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p
bash.org #20286:\n \njenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house
bash.org #20305:\n \n<sara> i <3'ed george michael\n<sara> till\n<sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan\n<[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms\n<[pele]> oh\n<[pele]> that too
bash.org #20307:\n \n<Jon2> what's the racial slur for pakistanis?\n<log> cab drivers?
bash.org #20309:\n \n<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor
bash.org #20318:\n \n<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast\n<roninFool> steve: ha ha\n<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
bash.org #20344:\n \n<Hellace> \\192.168.28.98\movies2\video clips\kitty stir fry.mpeg\n<Hellace> thats fucken wrong\n<Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that\n<Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace...\n<Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something\n<Hellace> well its dodgy hey\n<Hellace> its a cat getting cooked..\n<Gothmog> yeah i figured that\n<Gothmog> stirfried infact...\n<Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong"\n<Zen> aarg\n<Zen> that fucking horrible\n<Gothmog> you watched it?\n<Gothmog> LOL\n<Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to not be fucking horrible?\n<Zen> well curiosity killed the cat
bash.org #20351:\n \n<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest thing in the universe\n<wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the earth\n<wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole\n<NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty
bash.org #20352:\n \n<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold\n<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east
bash.org #20358:\n \n<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location
bash.org #20383:\n \n[topic changed [ @lelesan [ Attention IRC Users: No one fucking cares what mp3 you are listening to ]
bash.org #20408:\n \n<marlana> sorry had another contraction
bash.org #20417:\n \n<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online"\n<freedumb> im fucking E-Martha Stuart
bash.org #20418:\n \n<StephHauth> why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!
bash.org #20431:\n \n<Dirty_Society> im talking this gurl into letting me give her a internet Facial
bash.org #20433:\n \n<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic, strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care? Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you might, and that one, can message me..
bash.org #20446:\n \n<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack\n<freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'
bash.org #20452:\n \n<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!!\n<ircbuddy> Stop whining.
bash.org #20457:\n \n<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit in the sink at school
bash.org #20459:\n \n<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"
bash.org #20466:\n \n<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself
bash.org #20470:\n \n<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off\n<Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple
bash.org #20505:\n \n<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop 100% of hackers.
bash.org #20506:\n \n<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.
bash.org #20528:\n \n<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out.\n<Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a web page she was interested in.\n<Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope, and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too.\n<acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about email?\n<Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her that she could mail the url.
bash.org #20537:\n \n<Communista> I'm going to hell.\n<Communista> I'm just a wicked person.\n<Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned...\n<Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a dead body?"
bash.org #20541:\n \n<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass\n<Demi> Its\n<Demi> Free.\n<@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.
bash.org #20623:\n \n[aq] i love irc quotes\n[ob0t] i hate them\n[ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard
bash.org #20645:\n \n<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!"\n<ShadowLotus> LOL \n<meep_meep> lol. catapults
bash.org #20696:\n \n<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.\n<Rodent> Heh.\n<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy\n<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your cock in someone else's mouth?\n<NephKa> jesus\n<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.\n<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.\n<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off.\n<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference\n<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick\n<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.\n<NephKa> lol\n<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society.\n<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the fuck would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob
bash.org #20739:\n \n** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation\n<mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball\n<ragum> excuse me\n<ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk?\n<ragum> I could've sworn I did\n*** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks\n<HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females?\n<HighChief> I could have sworn i did\n<Atlantic`> ROFL
bash.org #20740:\n \n<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.\n<Mordecai> done\n<Inignot> 10 of diamonds!\n<Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'
bash.org #20744:\n \n(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER\n(Rai): hm\n*** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)\n(Rai): That was too hard.
bash.org #20747:\n \n* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.\n* Wolf-Olo howls\n<Peri> aww how cute\n<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)\n<Wolf-Olo> Bastard\n<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close
bash.org #20748:\n \n<ShadowMouse> bye\n<Coan_Arcanius> bye\n<[Bryan]> bye\n<cams> bye\n<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)
bash.org #20749:\n \n<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.
bash.org #20750:\n \n<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg\n<cyxx> that's like...6\n<cyxx> wait..fuck\n* cyxx curses his nick\n<cyxx> I mean\n* Nakago curses 6\n* cyxx gives up and goes to the corner
bash.org #20755:\n \n<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.\n<Bucky> Why stop there?\n<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
bash.org #20757:\n \n<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means? \n<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.
bash.org #20761:\n \n<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy \n<lewney> cause there was a long queue \n<lewney> to the bathrooms... \n<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.
bash.org #20782:\n \n<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P
bash.org #20788:\n \n<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...\n<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
bash.org #20872:\n \n<orf> animals are just refridgerators\n<orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it
bash.org #20875:\n \n<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES\n<cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH!\n<cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS!\n<badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY
bash.org #20879:\n \n<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?\n<Wolf-Olo> heh
bash.org #20891:\n \n<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD
bash.org #20920:\n \n<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know?\n<[LsR]Darrian> lol\n<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up, i dont want it.\n<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"
bash.org #20922:\n \nBrax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote. \nMorrolan: owch \nBruxail: Morrolan! \nXerin: Morrolan \nIldefonse: Morrolan \nMorrolan: whoah \nBowenTheKotoc: Morollan \nOmni: Morr \nRaven\|E: Morollan \nPrimalmoon: Primalmoon \nBruxail: hehe \nOmni: whered that come from :) \nIldefonse: OMG.. \nFaeleia: dork \nPrimalmoon: Morrolan I guess..
bash.org #20924:\n \n<Chebarak> dude where you live?\n<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands\n<Chebarak> right\n<Chebarak> so where you live ?
bash.org #20928:\n \n<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed.  I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him
bash.org #20929:\n \n<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?\n<@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P \n<anti-hero> like a play?\n<@Oz> rofl\n<@renetiq> lol\n<anti-hero> how do u do it then?\n<anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play
bash.org #20940:\n \n<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/\n<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe\n<viscera> life is grand, no?
bash.org #20973:\n \n<Fredo> wanna see something cool?\n<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat
bash.org #20976:\n \n<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter
bash.org #20978:\n \n<rzrshrp> I want food\n<NickBlasta> build more farms
bash.org #20980:\n \n<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on\n<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am\n<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom
bash.org #20987:\n \ngree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a different man when i run linux
bash.org #20990:\n \nisajeep: I think you ride the man train sir.\nrzrshrp: then i'll get off the next stop.\nisajeep: uhhh...
bash.org #20994:\n \n<dontgotOP> JOEJOE: cant u cut out the xbox code on a demo disc and glue it on a backup and it will play?
bash.org #21000:\n \n[03:11] (twistedps) i believe im highly antisocial.\n[03:11] <aqualyricist> ha\n[03:11] <nightbreed420> me to tps\n[03:12] <aqualyricist> i am so antisocial that i write down my orders at fast food carryouts\n[03:12] <aqualyricist> drive throughs are a bitch tho\n[03:12] (twistedps) haha yeah thats damn antisocial.
bash.org #21001:\n \n*** panda sets mode: +vvv ecs Kitsune Warskull\n*** Goonigoogoo sets mode: +vvv Beersplurgleywurgelywoo chris[sleep] JonesSoda\n<afropik> I don't liek where this is going\n*** panda sets mode: +m\n*** afropik is now known as WTFTurnItOff
bash.org #21002:\n \n<Pants> you know .. living in australia .. and being raised watching so much american television .. sometimes you get confused and think to dial 911 instead of 000 for emergencies
bash.org #21004:\n \n(zerox): i thought i was going to XXX the movies website when i went to www.XXXMOVIE.com but i was pleasently mistaken
bash.org #21018:\n \n<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week. \n<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors? \n<Lum_> all colors \n<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go. \n<Lum_> I got some with no crotch \n<Soulflame> ... \n<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow \n<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.
bash.org #21023:\n \n<Prae> theres always a "good" replacement for uo2, like ...'hidden dragon, crotching tiger'\n<Soulflame> CROTCHING TIGER?\n<Grath_SC> crotching?\n<CrashCat> hahah\n<Greven> lol\n<DarKnight> crouching panda, hidden what?\n<Mako> 'crouching woman, burning sensation'.
bash.org #21025:\n \n<Storm> ok, when my mom's friend was like 6, she was out waiting for the bus, also happened to be garbage pick-up day\n<Storm> so anyways little kid is waiting for the bus, and her dog comes running out her house to see her, well...unfortunate timing placed the dog right in the street as the garbage truck was arriving\n<Storm> so *BAM!* street pizza\n<Storm> but then...the garbage man gets outta the truck....sees the dead dog...and just tosses it in the back of the truck, right infront of all the kids at the bus stop
bash.org #21039:\n \n<Casm> so lemme get this straight...\n<Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date\n<Casm> and when she said no you started crying?\n<Fr0id> yep\n<Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out?\n<Fr0id> yep\n<Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?\n<Fr0id> seems like it\n<Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!
bash.org #21044:\n \n<@Mike> LOL. I thought my chair was squeaking\n<@Mike> it was a damned bird outside\n<@Kimaroo> lol\n<%Blacksheep> oil the bird
bash.org #21048:\n \n<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like a king\n<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc\n<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal
bash.org #21052:\n \n<exii> I was just talking to my brother.\n<exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the shower."
bash.org #21058:\n \n<vboydx7> Why the hell are all you fucking PS2 fanboy shits here?!?\n*** PSXcellent was kicked by vboydx7\n*** GTA43v3r was kicked by vboydx7 \n*** Sony RoXors was kicked by vboydx7 \n<Solid Sony> Hang on..!\n*** Dead_Shot_Sniper was kicked by vboydx7 \n*** Solid Sony was kicked by vboydx7\n*** Hot2trot was kicked by vboydx7\n<vboydx7> Woah, wait a minute, this isn't the Gamecube forum o_O\n*** Quits: vboydx7 (No route to host)
bash.org #21060:\n \n* Hottie_Girl thinks: OK\n[Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you.\n[Anakin`] You know...thinking.\n[Hottie_Girl] NO\n[Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND
bash.org #21069:\n \nJoins: StubbornBitch (~bocazas@3eb8f587.20db5883.ss.shawcable.net) \n<Analu> Dude! Every woman I've ever known just entered the chat
bash.org #21110:\n \n<Rjx> was last day of school today\n<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt\n<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine\n<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's
bash.org #21122:\n \n<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell.\n<[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!
bash.org #21123:\n \n<DrStrangelove> Yeah, save your money, man.\n<DrStrangelove> It's not too late.\n<[DMK]Relvox> im 16\n<[DMK]Relvox> its kinda too late\n<DrStrangelove> Else you'll end up like the rest of the population.\n<DrStrangelove> Poor and broken.\n<DrStrangelove> And ignorant.\n<[DMK]Relvox> what is ignorant?
bash.org #21126:\n \n<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs.\n<Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money?\n<Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*
bash.org #21128:\n \n<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a huge e-male\n<EIGHTBALL> an e-male?\n<EIGHTBALL> damn\n<EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?\n<EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge
bash.org #21140:\n \n<ChrisF-> how all my little niglets doing?\n<ChrisF-> we celebrating black histry munf in dis mofo?
bash.org #21145:\n \n<l0wkey> im under house arrest\n<l0wkey> for two years\n<_INTRA_> what did ya do?\n<l0wkey> some bullshit stalking charges\n<l0wkey> 32 convictions\n<l0wkey> 104 trials\n<_INTRA_> lowkey: u are so full of shit\n<l0wkey> that is what the judge said\n<l0wkey> i was caught stalking her...i said i wanted to talk to her about the case\n<l0wkey> i was caught at 2:00 am, 16 times\n<l0wkey> in a row
bash.org #21147:\n \n<soimafrea> missing a that i think blood\n<BloodNose> ?\n<soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell\n<blender> what blood said works fine\n<soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling .\n<blender> bahaha
bash.org #21154:\n \n<NickBlasta> asl?\n<Cryph> unf?\n<NickBlasta> no\n<NickBlasta> asl\n<Cryph> unf?\n<NickBlasta> u want the cyber\n<NickBlasta> ?\n<Cryph> unf!\n<NickBlasta> fap fap\n<[H]Klypr8> parlor.asf\n<[H]Tongboy> lol, I come back for a minute on accident, and I see what looks like 2 aolers trying to mate
bash.org #21163:\n \n<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend\n<R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to install it\n<R0SC0E> and it'd be fine\n<ScumDog> cheap or something?\n<R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the label swapped\n<R0SC0E> yeah\n<R0SC0E> but the fuckwad left all his old files on it\n<R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax number, e-mail\n<R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you dumbshit\n<R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do with their stuff\n<R0SC0E> i was like what the fuck does that mean, why would someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these letters to lawyers with your return address on them\n<R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name\n<R0SC0E> no reply after that
bash.org #21167:\n \n[ +vampyriclust ] what is it about vanilla coke that makes me piss like a bitch with a urine fetish?
bash.org #21168:\n \n<DC> like i had this pet duck one time\n<DC> he was the biggest fuck up ever\n<DC> and he was such an asshole to me\n<DC> and i would be like "come here quacker" \n<DC> hmm maybe he was pissed because i named him quacker\n<DC> yeah thats got to be it
bash.org #21169:\n \n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o aen\n<aen> aen's access level grew 3 sizes that day.\n<aen> And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,\n<bob3d> the ladies were rather pleased\n<aen> He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light\n<aen> ANd he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!\n<aen> And he...\n<aen> ...HE HIMSELF...!\n<aen> aen spanked his own meat!\n<aen> Or something.
bash.org #21172:\n \n<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.
bash.org #21184:\n \n<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops.  Fourteen boxes.  I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.
bash.org #21200:\n \n* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon\n<fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant.\n<fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline\n<FlyNavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says "jousting" he really means gay sex\n<FlyNavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?"\n<FlyNavy> he also means gay sex\n<Jeff> ...\n<FlyNavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex\n<FlyNavy> :D\n<Jeff> want to have some gay sex?\n<Tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff
bash.org #21202:\n \ne l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/\nreverend ine: 404\ne l i t e m r p: yea =)
bash.org #21217:\n \n<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> man this sucks\n<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> i got new deoderant and it smells like my grandpas cologne\n<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> so i cant jackoff without seeing a mental image of my grandpa
bash.org #21220:\n \n<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out?\n<Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long, excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot.\n<Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN\n<darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?
bash.org #21221:\n \n<DarkDawg> hrm\n<DarkDawg> somethign doesn;t seem right...\n<Xplosive> the spelling of 'something' and 'doesn't'?\n<fukdis> ahahaha
bash.org #21236:\n \n*** Perz has joined #dorkydungeon\n<Perz> YES!!!!!\n<Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!!\n<Perz> NO MORE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING MODEM!!!!1\n<TormenT> yay :D\n*** Perz has quit IRC (Ping timeout)\n<TromenT> lol
bash.org #21255:\n \n<+elf> hey\n<Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing?\n<Dekar> It's shiny...\n<Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts.\n<Dekar> And it does things. Cool things.\n<+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.
bash.org #21277:\n \n<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences.\n<Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.\n<@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced filtering techniques than regexp.\n* Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)\n<@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.
bash.org #21282:\n \n<ChugChug> so like... uhh.. what language do you use?\n<LaC> english\n<ChugChug> is that like perl? :)\n<LaC> god i hope not
bash.org #21292:\n \n<RatBreath> almost half a terabyte of copyrighted material... amazing. you are a god\n<Rzrshrp60> well most of it is vids of isajeeps mom on the strip\n<Efflixi> lol\n<Rzrshrp60> ...high quality\n<isajeep> wtf
bash.org #21309:\n \n<ilde> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
bash.org #21316:\n \n<@JackPott> JACK POTT\n<@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING\n<@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO\n<@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK\n<@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language\n<+Oz> abuse is an understatement\n<+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
bash.org #21346:\n \n<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you.\n<LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents.\n<ChaB`s> no he doesn't.\n<ChaB`s> that's not santa at all.\n<LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps of coal.\n<ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man
bash.org #21354:\n \n<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me\n<tate> http://www.goatse.cx/\n<ecs> i was just gunna say that...\n<Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?
bash.org #21363:\n \n<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work\n<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k\n<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's (drivers)\n<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke\n<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it\n<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke\n<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now\n<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by throwing it out the window\n<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about all.
bash.org #21365:\n \n*** cade changes topic to: 'its my mcdonalds, ill play in the ball pen if i FUCKING WANT'
bash.org #21390:\n \n<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books\n<stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school\n<stratusxh>: dunno though\n<stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them\n<stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that\n<terrance?>: fuck harry potter\n<stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature
bash.org #21418:\n \n(h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer\n    experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials\n(cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl
bash.org #21441:\n \n<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting rainbow colored girly things.
bash.org #21455:\n \n<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat.\n<Chikster> LoL\n<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.\n<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though\n<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat...\n<Chikster> well..true\n<Chikster> but someday\n<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around, fucking all sorts of animals\n<BadCaleb> but not mine..
bash.org #21516:\n \n<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.\n<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?\n<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !\n<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?\n<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.\n<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.\n[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?\n[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!\n[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.\n[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)\n[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.\n[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .\n[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
bash.org #21521:\n \n<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy\n<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot\n<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **\n<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
bash.org #21667:\n \n<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website
bash.org #21668:\n \n<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him
bash.org #21680:\n \n<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports\n<c00l_zero> what for??\n<ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in case...\n<ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one...\n*** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.)\n*** ic3m4n has joined #cad\n<ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...
bash.org #21699:\n \n<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific byte?\n<0dan0> no\n<0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"\n<0dan0> then it can be done
bash.org #21713:\n \n<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
bash.org #21722:\n \n<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?\n<Anima-> prism\n<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** ** ******* **** *** ***** *******\n<Anima-> :(\n<Anima-> haha\n<infinitySPZ> ..........\n<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......\n<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into trivia
bash.org #21725:\n \n<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village in mainland Britain?\n<Serimestari> scottland
bash.org #21732:\n \n* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux Pas Ever
bash.org #21742:\n \n<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back seat of a car*\n<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none
bash.org #21756:\n \n<Stiffler> How's it going.\n<FlyNavy> eh\n<FlyNavy> been better\n<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...\n<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:\n<FlyNavy> a job\n<FlyNavy> a car\n<FlyNavy> money\n<FlyNavy> weed\n<FlyNavy> or pussy\n<Stiffler> So basically...\n<Stiffler> It's all the same.\n<Stiffler> ROFL\n<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed\n<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy\n<Stiffler> Indeed\n<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job\n<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car\n<FlyNavy> and for that I need money\n<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job..\n<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed\n<FlyNavy> :D\n<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job\n<Stiffler> Indeed
bash.org #21761:\n \n<JesusGink> ;D\n<JesusGink> er\n<JesusGink> :D\n<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same time\n<tabbyfoo> lol
bash.org #21768:\n \n<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address\n<RageRules> That's cool\n<%mrWoot> hack me?\n<RageRules> Why not?\n<%mrWoot> how dare you\n<RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't\n<POLKA> rage, ill give you 1\n<POLKA> because you cant
bash.org #21778:\n \nvotewithabullet8: so whats up?\nvotewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?\ncochese04: not really\ncochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk\ncochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant\ncochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment
bash.org #21781:\n \n<worldspawn> <-- so gay\n<worldspawn> FUCK\n<worldspawn> wait
bash.org #21782:\n \n<Wingar> so what now\n<DIV\|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it\n<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
bash.org #21783:\n \n<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my computer\n<isajeep> an dI missed the call\n<NickBlasta> what was it about?\n<isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic\n<isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable inside my comp to get better reception\n<RatBreath> sweeeet\n<benutne> thats horrible\n<RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream
bash.org #21784:\n \n<user> uhhh.\n<IJ> Hi.\n<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.\n<IJ> On which channel?\n<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.
bash.org #21787:\n \n*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet\n<Foxworth> ...\n<Foxworth> must...\n<Foxworth> resist...\n<Foxworth> urge...\n*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen\n*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
bash.org #21788:\n \n<niceboy19> i'm german\n<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war\n<niceboy19> what do you mean with that\n<niceboy19> you just mentioned it\n<Evilbert-> you started it\n<niceboy19> i didn't\n<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
bash.org #21790:\n \n<Guilty> Mmm\n<Guilty> I love this song\n<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky\n<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
bash.org #21795:\n \n<Mercster>   ever shot a Glock?\n<Eppy>   i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few rounds at them
bash.org #21796:\n \n<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this" so I went behind a bush and, you know.\n<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"
bash.org #21809:\n \n<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish\n<Abit667> without getting busted\n<Bryan> k\n<Abit667> back\n<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a bag of chips
bash.org #21814:\n \n<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE MAN  \n<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD...
bash.org #21817:\n \n<gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have nothing\n      conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to find\n      something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't going to\n      happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez in #psx?\n<gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?\n<Barubary> nope\n<gfm> oh\n<gfm> well, ok then.\n<gfm> good luck
bash.org #21825:\n \n<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as far as i got.
bash.org #21827:\n \n<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites\n<ChikBRB> they usually have nine\n<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA\n<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find\n<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
bash.org #21830:\n \n<MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS\n<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.\n<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal comprehension.\n\n<Sergo_k> no way man\n\n<MrSaturn> Yes.\n\n<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley\n\n<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play\n\n<MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk
bash.org #21832:\n \n<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died \n<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across
bash.org #21838:\n \n<supers> race \n<supers> goto \n<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on \n<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ? \n<supers> er \n<supers> http://216.65.26.84 \n<supers> damnit \n<supers> ..
bash.org #21842:\n \n<skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter
bash.org #21845:\n \n<BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken away\n<TRM> thats what i thought as well\n<TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..\n<BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P\n<TRM> hehe\n<TRM> my history folder :P\n<Ghand\|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:\n<Ghand\|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"\n<Ghand\|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"\n<Ghand\|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"\n<Ghand\|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them angry.
bash.org #21847:\n \n<Pat_The_Bunny> my dad is such a pimp\n<Spacechimp> ROFL  what?\n<Pat_The_Bunny> back in the day....he had these red satin sheets that are currently on my bed\n<Spacechimp> um\n<Pat_The_Bunny> so he walks into the room...\n<Pat_The_Bunny> and pats the sheets\n<Spacechimp> lol\n<Pat_The_Bunny> and says, "you should see how good these sheets look with two blondes between them"\n<Pat_The_Bunny> i cant sleep now
bash.org #21851:\n \n<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193 years ago\n<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume
bash.org #21854:\n \n<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a blank?\n<fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?\n<fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the things you do between words. ?\n<fuck0ff> it's for a c program\n<fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with, like to program?\n<MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank space?\n<MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?
bash.org #21858:\n \n<user> when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going to be rich\n<someone> so true\n<someone> geeks everywhere will be so happy\n<user> "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build it from source"\n<someone> ummm\n<someone> build from source with my options\n<user> I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen\n<someone> --swallow=yes\n<user> ./configure --with-toys --\n<user> damnit..I wasn't done\n<user> --enable-plugins\n<someone> oh yah\n<someone> --outside=yes\n<user> --set-max-users=10\n<someone> --set-max-female-users=10
bash.org #21860:\n \n<McCheese> Under da sea...\n<McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?\nMcCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as Bobbie\n<Bobbie> I'm doing fine\nBobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as McCheese\n<McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)\n<McCheese> BAH, I mean :(\n<@Technogeek> Get help.
bash.org #21863:\n \n<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?!\n<Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal.\n<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already\n<Tamahome> Meow: it's true.\n<Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the years you     abused it\n<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is locked in the  cupboard.\n<eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba\n<eMeow-v2> FUCK
bash.org #21868:\n \n<Hydric> :P\n<\|Opeth\|> lol\n<\|Opeth\|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know?\n<\|Opeth\|> *laughing*\n<Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*
bash.org #21869:\n \n<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i accept it by\n          ^T, and i don't know what to do next\n<timecop> doink:\n<DoInK`> Linux\n<timecop> type\n<timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat\n<^Spike^> err\n<^Spike^> no dont do that\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat\n*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)\n<timecop> holy fuck\n<timecop> he actually did it\n<zone`> G\n<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?\n<dh> hahaha\n<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?\n<dh> awwww\n<zone`> grr
bash.org #21870:\n \n<korrigan> - nuclear bomb accidentally released. system message: *HASTA LA VISTA BABY*
bash.org #21874:\n \n<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i need to use my mouse to browse the porn
bash.org #21877:\n \n<demografik> fuck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
bash.org #21879:\n \n<[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that?\n<[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating in public
bash.org #21882:\n \n(FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
bash.org #21889:\n \n<SimonBob> A friend of mine was the games monitor for a linux/windows hybrid comp at school\n<SimonBob> He was in charge of deleting games\n<SimonBob> And he was like "Linux? That game isn't fun"
bash.org #21894:\n \n<omnius> omnius > join(#www(users()))\n<RoBorg> omnius == "dork"\n<omnius> omnius == "genius"\n<omnius> if (RoBorg() == "omnius is a genius"){RoBorg == true;}elseif(RoBorg() == "omnius is a dork"){RoBorg == banned;}else{RoBorg == "dork";}\n<RoBorg> if(omnius.ban("RoBorg")) {RoBorg.violence = 100; RoBorg.rampage(); setTimeout("RoBorg.alive=false;", 360000);}\n<omnius> omnius(RoBorg -> omnius.string = "omnius is a genius");\n<RoBorg> omnius >> recycle bin;\n<omnius> omnius -> undelete(); omnius -> deltree("c:\RoBorg");\n<RoBorg> brain://omnius/ == 404\n<RoBorg> omnius.split(); omnius.slice(); omnius.explode()\n<omnius> $salt = guid(); RoBorg = crypt("RoBorg",$salt);\n<RoBorg> DELETE * FROM existance WHERE name='omnius';\n<omnius> RoBorg = broken; \n<RoBorg> with(omnius){break;}
bash.org #21896:\n \n<PetrDoubt> I think knowing what you're talking about on IRC violates the RFC
bash.org #21897:\n \n* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is exhaling"\n<ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much anyway\n<bubu> LoL
bash.org #21898:\n \n<alisdair> context, boy.\n<sev> and his trusty sidekick: punctuation, man
bash.org #21908:\n \n<+LC-Slayer[FS]> can i have ops in here soon\n<@SkyHawk> prolly not, we need some pe0ns
bash.org #21910:\n \ntigremaitre: using the 5 dollar colledge works ..  :) \ntigremaitre: err wrods :)\ntigremaitre: dammit\ntigremaitre: words even\nworkfox137: and hopefully a $15 spell checker
bash.org #21915:\n \n<@Cain> i\n<@Cain> am\n<@Cain> ALIVE\n<@Cain> yes iam\n<@Cain> but no sleep\n<@Cain> in days\n<@Cain> makes me sad\n<@Cain> and not here\n*** Cain has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<@Domino_> was that a poem?\n<@Domino_> cuz i hate drive-by prose :\
bash.org #21918:\n \n<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey, they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL\n<craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT\n<Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
bash.org #21922:\n \n<ws\thr> (I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "FUCKING CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done" <
bash.org #21947:\n \n<SONIA420> DO U KNOW HOW TO HACK HOTMAIL ACAOUNTS\n<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> NO.\n<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> AND ALTHOUGH THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE A NON-SEQUITUR\n<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> I FUCKED YOUR MUM.
bash.org #21948:\n \n<Frankie> hmm, ive got a sky channel in my room and im watching my dad trying to get porn on it downstairs
bash.org #21965:\n \n<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic\n<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit connection\n<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the car, and me upstairs\n<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my desk\n<Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier"\n<Midvalley> it's about bragging rights
bash.org #21968:\n \n<Emilia> i didn't think i was going to do better than the 100 gallons of bean dip for the prison\n<Skiltron> man, you never get good bean dip when you buy by the gallon\n<darker> I bet it makes good spackle though\n<Skiltron> it spackles your intestines closed
bash.org #21971:\n \n<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes feel so disconnected
bash.org #21980:\n \n<Zenith`> he went all "want a nut"\n<Zenith`> and he was like "sure"\n<Zenith`> and one thing lead to another, and now kort has anal warts
bash.org #21981:\n \n(lupin) yeah\n(lupin) I'm pissed\n(lupin) I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a backpack\n(lupin) and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because of recent events"\n(lupin) and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater WalMart.  I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up."\n(lupin) and they let me keep my bag
bash.org #21983:\n \n(tobyl) It's damn hard to schedule these things, and we're hitting major plot.\n(tobyl) Not to mention my character just went up two levels.\n(Fetch) wow\n(Fetch) what'd you kill?\n(Sancho) the DM
bash.org #21985:\n \n(kitten) One time, a friend and I were attempting to install a CD burner in his machine.\n(kitten) The intstructions were translated from Japanese to English - not too bad a job, either.\n(kitten) However, occasionally, they will come across a word that simply does not translate, so they will use the phoenetic Japanese.\n(kitten) So we wound up with, you click here, you run this, you do that, ho-shin-kai, you remove the disk..\n(kitten) Took it to a friend's father who speaks passable Japanese - he said "I think it means something like, 'to breathe the mystic spirit of the dark dragon'."\n(kitten) What that has to do with CD burners, I couldn't tell you.\n(kitten) But anyway.\n(kitten) I believe that 'zig' is akin to this phenomenon.
bash.org #21993:\n \n(ennui_) heh\n(ennui_) some hophead in that channel was relating his opium-induced dreams\n(ennui_) Freud would have had a field day\n(Ubu) was mom in them?\n(ennui_) let's just say I hope his mother has the good sense not to hug him for too long at a time
bash.org #21996:\n \n<niles> when it comes to women\n<niles> only one thing should be in latex\n<niles> my prosthetic leg
bash.org #21998:\n \n(drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;\n(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
bash.org #21999:\n \n(Ebony) There is a cat sitting on my foot.\n(IDK) You kids and your jive talk.
bash.org #22000:\n \n<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black, bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell.  She couldn't grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.  Her entire rancid philosophy could have been killed if anyone had been brave or desperate enough to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her twat.
bash.org #22003:\n \n* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)\n(FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
bash.org #22004:\n \n(niles) just uncomment #UseBlackMarketBabySales yes in /etc/ssh/sshd_config
bash.org #22007:\n \n<DTails> "i see disconnected people"
bash.org #22009:\n \n(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.\n(Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both\n(Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in movie entertainment?\n(Sancho) we don't\n(Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"\n(IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo shoots stuck under them that weekend.
bash.org #22010:\n \n(cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty\n(cowboy) buy high\n(cowboy) sell sober
bash.org #22017:\n \n<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs\n<LordOphidian> the circle of life\n<cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create their own gravity\n<RedVoop> The circle of boob.  It consumes us all.  As we find our hate...  on the nip all-dribbling...  o/~\n<Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana in this conversation\n<LordOphidian> yes we have\n<Selby> I am at peace
bash.org #22032:\n \n<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it gush out?\n<BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea\n<Chikster> Rush, it would bleed\n<Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.\n<Chikster> Caleb, like a tube\n<RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
bash.org #22035:\n \n<BeavisNuke>  I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug and spread it on my face every morning.
bash.org #22036:\n \n(cowboy) LOL\n(cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny\n(cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up\n(cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page\n(cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do\n(cowboy) he asks why\n(cowboy) I explain\n(cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron designed it like that. That's stupid!"\n(cowboy) I pause a moment\n(cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like that.\n(tobyl) lol\n(cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well, uhhhhhhh
bash.org #22040:\n \n<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba\n<isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?\n<NickBlasta> no white people\n<isajeep> no nick\n<isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
bash.org #22044:\n \n<agu> TETRIS FOR XBOX?!?!? - that should really push xbox to the limit ;)
bash.org #22046:\n \n[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot of things\n[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid\n[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right there
bash.org #22058:\n \n<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day \n<mike> it's depths that get to me
bash.org #22061:\n \n<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au\n<themole> I can't find that machine name\n<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com\n*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer)\n<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
bash.org #22064:\n \n<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do\n<Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are indiscriminate --'\n<Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for exemple
bash.org #22068:\n \n<Mephistol> irn\n<Mephistol> burn in hell\n<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/\n<Mephistol> and my mom came in\n<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen\n<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay\n<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay\n<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help\n<irn> ahahah
bash.org #22076:\n \n<Capt_A> dude lol\n<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent\n<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol\n<[101st]Nutted> cool\n<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address\n<Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL"\n<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really killed kenedey"\n<Capt_A> lol
bash.org #22085:\n \nCaptain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem, and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah\nCaptain: so i say why stop at one\nCaptain: do both\npanckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for.... whats the charge called\npanckreous: oh ya\npanckreous: assassinating the president
bash.org #22088:\n \n<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway\n<Glitch> so bye for now\n<MK> bye\n<MK> Live and Learn!\n<Glitch> and then get luvs?
bash.org #22089:\n \n<lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks...\n<lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick.\n<lavhoes> and it's actually a guy.\n<lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.
bash.org #22090:\n \n<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact \n<wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching
bash.org #22093:\n \n<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg \n<supreemball> that sucks poosh \n<supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it
bash.org #22094:\n \n<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
bash.org #22096:\n \n<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
bash.org #22098:\n \n<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution
bash.org #22106:\n \n<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"
bash.org #22107:\n \n<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay\n<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls
bash.org #22109:\n \n*** Now talking in #anime\n*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'\n* Kurin looks at the topic\n<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?\n<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'\n<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
bash.org #22112:\n \n<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!\n<Formin> o great =( what happened?\n<Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of\n<Formin> hahaha o god\n<Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other.\n<Formin> lmao
bash.org #22118:\n \n<Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo
bash.org #22121:\n \n<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot\n<Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit\n<Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out
bash.org #22123:\n \n<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now
bash.org #22124:\n \n<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure
bash.org #22127:\n \n<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago\n<Preacher> i'm fecking livid\n<Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :(\n<Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat\n<Mousey> go sell his guitar preach\n<Preacher> it's my fecking guitar
bash.org #22132:\n \n<poke> i'm not afraid of flying.\n<poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.
bash.org #22135:\n \n<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete:  The dominating-set problem:  given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S?\n<Oax> exactly k nodes\n<kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no?\n<Oax> no\n<Oax> it's monotone\n<kentyman> like my prof
bash.org #22149:\n \n<Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th\n<Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them
bash.org #22152:\n \n<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;)\n<liss> i dont think those places have mottos\n<liss> it isnt mcdonalds\n<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'
bash.org #22154:\n \n<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle\n<skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle\n<@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's
bash.org #22158:\n \n<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine\n<Eclipse> that stuff is horrible\n<skold> 'ear wax flavor'\n<Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it\n<Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine
bash.org #22159:\n \n<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream\n<skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute
bash.org #22160:\n \n<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll\n<jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself"\n<@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself?\n<@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up?\n<@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself
bash.org #22161:\n \n<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse
bash.org #22170:\n \no0zeman: brb, need fluids.\nhaq: coincidentally, I have to pee.\nhaq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew taste test\no0zeman: haha
bash.org #22172:\n \n<sluggy> my essay kinda sucks, its not long enough \n<Stooert> talk about fight club \n<sluggy> Both Caesar and Brutus had good intentions and good qualities about them. However, they both contained flaws that led to their downfall, thus making them both "tragic heroes" in the Shakespearian sense. Self improvement is masturbation, and you are not your fucking Khakis.
bash.org #22174:\n \n<Stooert> asian girls with big boobs rule \n<RedXIII> they do \n<Stooert> cuz its just so rare \n<RedXIII> like a clown with a phd
bash.org #22177:\n \n<RedXIII> I'm thinking of becoming a health inspector :o \n<RedXIII> "there's a 20 in this for you if you let that whole cockroach thing slide" \n<RedXIII> "vishbar, you drive a hard bargain"
bash.org #22178:\n \n<sluggy> i need a pen \n<cyan> dont you have one in your pants? \n<Stooert> that sucked \n<cyan> im bored \n<sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants? \n<sluggy> AHAHAHAH
bash.org #22183:\n \n<RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus
bash.org #22184:\n \n<Stooert> thats funnier than a retarded jew eating a potato pancake
bash.org #22186:\n \n<BadMojo> when I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom"
bash.org #22188:\n \n<iKon> it's like they took my buying habits and offered me the exact opposite of everything i've ever purchased\n<Queued-S> What, they're offering you heterosexual literature without pictures?
bash.org #22189:\n \n<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination. \n<andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum\n<supreemball> it hurts
bash.org #22192:\n \n<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material"\n<Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :)\n<Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx\n<Thrash123> Yeah
bash.org #22193:\n \n<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boobies?\n<@axxessdenied> no\n<@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal\n<@axxessdenied> ...i hope\n<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boners?\n<@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!!\n<+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that
bash.org #22199:\n \n<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts..... \n<poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life.
bash.org #22202:\n \nThe_Fur: where do i fail again?\nBadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.\nBadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.\nBadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman\nBadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live\nBadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere
bash.org #22204:\n \n* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever.
bash.org #22206:\n \n<BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch
bash.org #22209:\n \n<u-238> PARA FOR SHIT'S SAKE JUST LOOK AT MY ATOMIC MASS
bash.org #22211:\n \n<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read it PLZ!\n<axxessdenied> wow\n<axxessdenied> whee\n<axxessdenied> your password\n<axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH\n<Dejavu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #22213:\n \n<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff \n<JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs! \n<Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad" \n<JeyK> haha \n<SamBecket> lol \n<JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son" \n<Stingray_> lol \n<Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker \n<Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off \n<JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot \n<Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!" \n<JeyK> ROFL
bash.org #22225:\n \n<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something?
bash.org #22228:\n \n<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..
bash.org #22230:\n \n<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long?  there is a + by my name  am i going to be kicked soon?
bash.org #22231:\n \n<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.\n<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html\n<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot\n<AirsickMoth> some american.
bash.org #22233:\n \n<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel?\n<\|TheRaR\|> no, you only need to op the bot\n<mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck.
bash.org #22240:\n \n<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^\n<Y\|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats \n<prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.-\n<TMT> crazy cat person! Run!\n<TMT> jk\n<prophecy> =p\n<prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched*\n<Y\|yukichigai> I'm a furry too.  It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass
bash.org #22245:\n \n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<Quintus> let me get this straight\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<Quintus> if i understand you correctly\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY\n<Quintus> two words, two syllables, sounds like..
bash.org #22253:\n \n<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN\n<GuyIncognito> It's delicious.  Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.\n<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"\n<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
bash.org #22256:\n \n<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it \n<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it \n<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
bash.org #22260:\n \n<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik\n<Atreides> stupid gms..\n<[Blitzkrieg]> lol\n<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?\n<Atreides> yep
bash.org #22281:\n \n<Oz> Psionic?\n<Oz> oh my god\n<Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?
bash.org #22290:\n \n<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube?\n*** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)
bash.org #22298:\n \n<Mojojojo> omg\n<Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor\n<Sureshot> yours?\n<Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW
bash.org #22301:\n \n<maddox> You know what I hate?  Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings.  Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that."  Yeah?  Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp\n<professor> hahaha.\n<maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal."\n<maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't.  You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.
bash.org #22334:\n \n<drdink> do it again and i'll have your dick surgically shoved up your ass
bash.org #22338:\n \n<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather\n<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
bash.org #22342:\n \n<@daerid> I have a drinking problem\n<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row
bash.org #22352:\n \n<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion.
bash.org #22366:\n \n* ClusteR- is away [log: on]\n<Icecream> What script are you using?\n<ClusteR-> huh?\n<ClusteR-> I don't use any script\n<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?\n<ClusteR-> yeah...
bash.org #22372:\n \n*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies\n*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies\n<_Kenny> who kicked me
bash.org #22378:\n \n<JLr-DF> why right with excelent english?
bash.org #22380:\n \n<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?\n<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit\n<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.\n<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it\n<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.\n<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??\n<ZeroContent> who?
bash.org #22381:\n \n<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line: \n<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!)\n<razzi> why ?\n<_tARG0N> damn i test it\n<_tARG0N> and my win crashed\n<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found!
bash.org #22386:\n \n(jmd_) %lb chameleo \n(jmd_) dead bot? \n(@seymour) read the topic. we moved. \n(jmd_) oh, goody \n(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
bash.org #22387:\n \n<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard \n<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago
bash.org #22389:\n \n<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower\n<DEZM> uhhhh\n<DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that\n<sortof> i tape up my knob real good\n<sortof> to keep it down\n<DEZM> uhhhhhhhh\n<sortof> noo on the shower\n<sortof> the drain wont stay closed
bash.org #22393:\n \n(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2\n(cubeman) I just found it\n(cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava\n(cubeman) you kill a few then...\n(cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance\n(BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it?\n(cubeman) ummmm\n(cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses
bash.org #22398:\n \n<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :)
bash.org #22409:\n \n* TheRiff bricks _404notfound \n* _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff.\n* TheRiff makes a ! barrier\n* _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &.\n* TheRiff traps the & inside a #\n* _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #.\n* TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons\n* _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.
bash.org #22413:\n \n<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any\n<phats> heh\n<phats> mail that is
bash.org #22417:\n \norigamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today\norigamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty\nGnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day\nGnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung\nGnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility
bash.org #22419:\n \n<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?
bash.org #22420:\n \ndigitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm\nDotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.\ndigitaltrip: yup\nDotMtrx: Where is JCCC?\ndigitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe\ndigitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
bash.org #22426:\n \n<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it would take a hour to say it
bash.org #22429:\n \n<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults\n<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?\n<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is\n<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."\n<Caedar[SOT]> ;)\n<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.
bash.org #22430:\n \n<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle, can't even make a sadwich or something?\n<BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p
bash.org #22431:\n \n<halo@home> i LOVE childrens books\n<halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif\n<Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before...\n<halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!\n<Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu\n<halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu\n<halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu\n<chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Para@Work> "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu\n<Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu\n<chawk> LOL Chro\n<halo@home> DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW
bash.org #22438:\n \n<Uhh_Duh> And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!
bash.org #22443:\n \n<phatmike> wtf\n<phatmike> i dont drink that much\n<phatmike> wow\n<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird\n<phatmike> without the whiskey in it
bash.org #22450:\n \n<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital\n<Scofco> You ok?\n<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea
bash.org #22454:\n \n{ava}> A WORM\n<{ava}> JUST\n<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME\n<_enzo> o m f g\n* {ava} dies.
bash.org #22466:\n \n<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?\n<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?
bash.org #22471:\n \n[15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor to this site, click this space to close this window and claim your prize\n\n[15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!"\n[15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you are a WINNER!\n[15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a winner!"
bash.org #22479:\n \n<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.\n\n*** ChanServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net)\n\n*** HelpServ has quit IRC (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net)
bash.org #22483:\n \n<JonJonB> omg Gary Glitter is on tv \n<Boko> no way \n<Boko> that guy fucking rox
bash.org #22487:\n \n<Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno. \n<Locke\|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with a stick for an hour.
bash.org #22489:\n \n<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX?? \n<Drago> Anyone speak French? \n<FFChatter > yes me
bash.org #22493:\n \n<Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy \n<Neris\|ffx > you professional thing you =P \n<Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION' \n<Tovart > where i use a mouse \n<Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would burst into flames
bash.org #22496:\n \n<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal. \n<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal
bash.org #22497:\n \n<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock? \n<Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas \n<Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you thought it was \n<Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food
bash.org #22503:\n \n<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can lose 21 lbs in 7 days\n<alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday!\n<cevik> alis:  I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of penis\n<@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute.\n<alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners\n<Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip girls holes apart.\n<@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really.\n<Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me.\n<Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial.\n<Taerkar> Along with the rich African families.\n<Taerkar> who need help with their money
bash.org #22517:\n \n*** Now talking in #jesus\n<God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits.\n<God> Ive created the universe..\n<God> It was a mistake\n<God> I didnt really like it from the beginning..\n<God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue.\n<God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused.\n<God> ta.\n*** Parts: God
bash.org #22518:\n \n<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old girl choking to death on a brillo pad
bash.org #22519:\n \n<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too\n<CrackZ> its a power hungry female\n<CrackZ> ya know the type\n<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
bash.org #22520:\n \n<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.\n<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
bash.org #22532:\n \n<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today\n<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it\n<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"\n<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away\n<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid
bash.org #22533:\n \n<Feared> Everyone's against me.\n<Feared> It's like my school is here.
bash.org #22534:\n \n<Sugadon> sup\n<Sugadon> i'm in houston\n<GaBe-33> houston !?\n<GaBe-33> what you doing in texas !?\n<Sugadon> honeymoon\n<drunkers> you came on mirc on your honeymoon?\n<drunkers> the sex that bad?
bash.org #22535:\n \n<CrdStang> Oh dear\n<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no\n<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
bash.org #22540:\n \n[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.\n[ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one place.
bash.org #22546:\n \n<cams> red: yea, well i'll take your land\n<cams> then lie to you\n<cams> and give you deseases\n<reddiwhipper> that was the native americans\n<cams> no, actually, im doing my impression of a woman
bash.org #22571:\n \n<+Normandy> How poor is this.\n<+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today \n<+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months
bash.org #22572:\n \n<@Oz> just reading about the human genome project\n<@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries
bash.org #22580:\n \n(PowrSlave) how r things?\n(DAMMiT_) good\n(DAMMiT_) well\n(DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with\na license plate labeled "KIWI"
bash.org #22582:\n \n<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}
bash.org #22596:\n \n<cams> dude \n<cams> russians rock \n<lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them
bash.org #22603:\n \nslurpee: got p2p?\nArcane: p2p?\nArcane: are you asking me for drugs?
bash.org #22604:\n \n<Affe> i got a dual head card today\n<Arcane> what kind of dualhead card?\n<Affe> radeon\n<cardian> they make a radeon dual head?\n<cardian> which one\n<Affe> i dunno\n<cardian> you dont know which card you bought?\n<cardian> were you high?\n<Affe> no\n<Affe> it was a trade for services\n<cardian> ahh\n<Arcane> blowjob?\n<Arcane> it musta been shitty head if they gave you a radeon\n<cardian> hhaaahha
bash.org #22607:\n \n* CookieS rubs SC's boobie\n<Kintaro_0e> C.c\n<SC> O.O\n<CookieS> I'm making a wish\n<Kintaro_0e> A deathwish
bash.org #22611:\n \n<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt\n<maxracer> whats rtfm\n<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out\n<maxracer> man rftm?
bash.org #22640:\n \n<jaff> once my heater caught on fire while I was playing t1 , but I had the flag so I was fucking torn, luckily I was on RW and organised a very quick hand off
bash.org #22641:\n \n<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!!
bash.org #22643:\n \n<psil0gik> is loving computers considered a symptom ?\n<rewben> no a cure
bash.org #22658:\n \n<nae> will you guys PLZZ stop that?\n<nae> are there any mods around that can ban them plz?\n<@Athene> nae: what is the problem?\n<nae> correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this channel for d/l?\n<@Athene> no, this is a chat channel\n<nae> isn't htere any law against spamming?\n<nae> slyspy hold 1 out of every two messages in here!\n<@slyspy> nothing unusual in that\n<@Athene> that is called a conversation\n<@Athene> maybe you have had one before\n<@Athene> or at least seen them in movies ;)\n<nae> then can you plz convirsate in a new chat??? cause it blocks 0.7 of my d/l's speed!
bash.org #22663:\n \n<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth\n<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all\n<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me\n<Delidgamond> fuck\n<Delidgamond> said that wrong\n<Malbi> no you said it correct
bash.org #22668:\n \n<Taganath> Mary had a little lamb.  It bumped into a pylon.  Ten thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon!
bash.org #22671:\n \n<FoxyRoxy> i fucking fried my cd player badly i plugged it into this outlet that had tape on it (god knows why) i didnt even see any tape and it set on fire
bash.org #22672:\n \n<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door*
bash.org #22674:\n \n<grifferz> I am afraid we are going to have to jupe the nick blitzed-is-gay since it is too politically incorrect. you may however use many-blitzed-users-are-gay
bash.org #22686:\n \n<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks\n<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want   to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place
bash.org #22687:\n \n<ZedR> I've got...\n<ZedR> ...\n<ZedR> POWERS\n<Drevlin> no\n<Drevlin> you got sympathy :P
bash.org #22688:\n \n<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot\n<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo\n<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?\n<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.\n<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster.
bash.org #22696:\n \n<Pandemonium> Those popups could poke someone's eye out.
bash.org #22698:\n \n<Soda_Tab> man its so much beter to not buy magazines and read all the articles online...\n<Soda_Tab> period.\n<spazzer> that's unless you like bringing a laptop in with you to read on the shitter
bash.org #22703:\n \n* ILoveJackDaniels looks out of the window to laugh at the man wearing a mini-dress dancing in front of a car\n<ILoveJackDaniels> Accelerate, damn you!
bash.org #22704:\n \n(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
bash.org #22707:\n \n<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU."\n<burrahobbit> AND COMMA\n<burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED
bash.org #22713:\n \n<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?"
bash.org #22724:\n \n<jehodgson> do fighter pilots actually wear bras on their heads?
bash.org #22725:\n \n<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have to be naked
bash.org #22727:\n \n(Makura) -_-\n(@Shady) why the long emoticon?
bash.org #22733:\n \nMcPhile:  Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality show. \n\nMcPhile:  I can just see him up there with Michael and Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching.  "Whoa!  Did you see THAT?  I didn't even know I built them to do that." \n\necstaticsurfacer:  Hell yes.  I've been saying for years that my life is God's favourite soap opera. \n\nMcPhile :  Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life for it to be His favorite.
bash.org #22742:\n \n<miriamb>  is there really horse in horseradish
bash.org #22748:\n \n<cha0s-> Dude, this one time I was playing mortal kombat as Kano... and I did the fatality on my opponent and I go "ULTRA COMBO FATALITY NIGGER WHAT" and my mom heard me :(
bash.org #22751:\n \n<jimblob> did you know that haggii (thats more than one haggis) have two legs shorter than the other two, this enables them to run around hills very quickly, the down side is  that , depending on which two legs are the shortest, the haggis can only run round the hills in one direction \n<miriamb> really Jim?  \n<miriamb> gosh \n<jimblob> yes miriam
bash.org #22754:\n \n<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT\n* FiZi eats it\n<FiZi> Aw crap\n<FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb
bash.org #22757:\n \n<[zc]Kinslayer> omfg\n<[zc]Kinslayer> it's days like this i hate my fucking job\n<[zc]FuLLcLiP\|work\|> why whats up\n<[zc]Kinslayer> argh this customer cannot find her address bar
bash.org #22768:\n \n<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day
bash.org #22770:\n \n<m477[LainOS]> Phone call: "I can't get online" Sir do you use AOL? "Yes" It's working then
bash.org #22774:\n \n<Sureshot> some cunt nicked my milk\n<NyseriA> i was so fucked off last year with someone nicking my milk i pissed in it \n<Sureshot> ROFL\n<NyseriA> i nearly fyucking died when i walked into the kitchen in the morning to see the fucker eating it with frostieS :) \n<NyseriA> i have also soaked a cheese in rancid milk\n<NyseriA> washed it\n<NyseriA> and put it back in the fridge\n<NyseriA> some fucker ate that as well
bash.org #22778:\n \n<Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents... Responsibility and freedom is overrated.\n<Rodent> Not having to go shopping for food is god.\n<Rodent> Not having to work is Jesus.\n<alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine
bash.org #22782:\n \n<Ak0> fuckin hell\n<Ak0> am i the only person who has these probs with ofp\n<GUZZA> the short answer whould be 'yes'\n<GUZZA> the long answer would be 'yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss'
bash.org #22792:\n \n<drunkers> sugas in jail now\n<RtWhO> whats your source?\n<RtWhO> I thought he was on his honey mooon\n<drunkers> same thing
bash.org #22793:\n \n<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off?\n<cornelius> yeah\n<cornelius> wait... no\n<cornelius> shit
bash.org #22796:\n \n<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh\n<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel\n<Status> LOL!!\n<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that\n<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...\n* Boogieman glances around nervously\n<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin? \n<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure
bash.org #22797:\n \n<Danny> i never had problems with any italian folks\n<Dr SpaZZo> I've had a problem with them grabbing me by the neck and offering me a vanilla coke
bash.org #22799:\n \n<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star\n<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest
bash.org #22803:\n \n<+[zc]Kinslayer> I tried to have this customer read off his modem's brand name and he said he can't read...stupid Memphis customers.\n<+[zc]Kinslayer> so I was wondering wtf he's going to do with the Internet, but then I remembered you don't have to read pr0n\n<+[zc]Kinslayer> as long as you can type "neked chiqs" you're all set
bash.org #22806:\n \n<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server\n<phaded> the things some people complain about...
bash.org #22810:\n \n*** kolby was kicked by Scofco (Get off IRC and go fall in love, you damn pussy)
bash.org #22814:\n \n<Staunchy> wet suits are cool..... i lost 3 pints of fluid today\n<Sureshot^> lol\n<Sureshot^> they're class for cold sea\n<Sureshot^> and avoiding jellyfish stings\n<Staunchy> no I mean girls in wetsuits
bash.org #22818:\n \n<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight\n<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner\n* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on\n*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away\n*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco\n* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.\n<Scofco> so much for that plan\n<Jason> Wow, that was quick.\n<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream\n<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF
bash.org #22822:\n \n<FreshBrew> niggers are good, but you cant leave fried chicken lying around, or watermelon. they'll snap it up like a fucking.... nigger or something.
bash.org #22827:\n \n*** Joins: bowswer (~myob@ZiRC-52337.ny5030.east.verizon.net)\n[20:38] * Freshbrew jumps over bowswers head, and pulls the key on the other side of the bridge and laughes manically as he watches bowswer fall into the 8-bit lava
bash.org #22829:\n \n<CaptainCasual> thats just goatse enough to work\n<NickBlasta> Fruedian slip?
bash.org #22849:\n \n<Stormcaller> oh! i found a caltrop in my living room today
bash.org #22853:\n \n([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15)\n([aE]ZERO) that is ownage\n(Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that\n(Headache) NOBODY\n<@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)
bash.org #22855:\n \n<@Vitenka> ani, for one - you're not a country\n<@Vitenka> for another, if you were, I'd bomb you
bash.org #22856:\n \n(Gr0wleh) ouch\n(Gr0wleh) I just hit myself\n(Gr0wleh) in the balls\n(Gr0wleh) brb while I wince in pain\n(Gr0wleh) this... hurts\n(Gr0wleh) had my hands on top of my head\n(Gr0wleh) and they slipped off
bash.org #22858:\n \n<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were cheap and priests could molest young boys?"
bash.org #22859:\n \n<@Iceman> OW i just stabbed myself in the eye with a mechanical pencil\n<@Iceman> was trying to get it to stick in my ceiling, it fell in my eye
bash.org #22867:\n \n(Headache) oh <censored>, the power just went off\n(Headache) ....\n(Headache) wait a minute\n(Headache) y does this seem wrong
bash.org #22869:\n \n<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head\n<@Kamakazi> it was my fault\n<@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips\n<@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house\n<@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet\n<@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.\n<@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...\n<@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then
bash.org #22873:\n \n<fireserve> !is the cumulitve mutiplication thing\n<Benoit> ! is lots of things\n<fireserve> like 6! = 6x5x4x3x2x1\n<Wolfman_Dain> ! is the programming term for "not"\n<Benoit> ! at the end of a sentence can also mean exclamation... or so I've been told\n<fireserve> and if you flip it upside down and put one at the front, its spanish\n<Benoit> !, is there anything it cant do?
bash.org #22876:\n \n<fireserve> now, if you were to say "you stupid elephant cock sucker" in a font like apple chancery, it would be rude yet classy
bash.org #22883:\n \n<p13-om1kron> wtg, my mom is all like, "clean room, mess, now"\n<BX\|AnarchE> tell her if she sucks your cock, you'll consider it\n<BX\|AnarchE> that'll keep her on her toes
bash.org #22887:\n \n<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
bash.org #22895:\n \n<@yay> he doesn't have a low self esteem\n<@yay> he thinks he's awesome\n<@PhiL> really\n<@yay> he's just depressed as hell because no one believes him
bash.org #22897:\n \n<es0> how you use TCp with an abacus?\n<%sluggo> TCP as in a TCP/IP stack?\n<@Amish> that would be a fancy abacus, indeed :)\n<%sluggo> that would be about as useful as half of the RFCs out there\n<%sluggo> like "wireless TCP/IP networking via carrier pigeons"\n<@Amish> yeah, B. F. Skinner was really pushing for that one
bash.org #22899:\n \n<@freak> i now have a 'HEERZ WUT IM LISTANEN 2' plugin so i can piss everyone off\n* @freak listens to PUDDLE OF MUDD - BLURRY\n<@freak> not even a kick? :(\n<@freak> fine\n<@freak> i'll do it\n*** freak was kicked by freak (NO FAGS IN #WTF ASSHOLE)
bash.org #22900:\n \n* ILoveJackDaniels is gonna set up a "Ken's Typos" quote site\n<kensplace>  msssake me anon but ken still\n<ILoveJackDaniels> Ken: Lay off the crack. Seriously ;) \n<kensplace>  lol\n* kensplace promises not to slay antyother word
bash.org #22902:\n \n<@PhiL> jesus fucking christ, hitting tyrant with the knife is like poking a small baby in the stomach\n<@PhiL> the motherfucker giggles in your face, then claws it off
bash.org #22904:\n \n<@Social> mathcore is DEP\n<@Social> and mr gayngle\n<@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::"\n<@Phil> oh\n<@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics\n<@Social> lol\n<@Social> LOL\n<@Social> oh man\n<@Social> that made me laugh\n<@Social> AHAHA\n<@Social> that would be great\n<@Phil> i was being serious\n<@Social> like\n<@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre\n<@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"
bash.org #22905:\n \n<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics\n<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?\n<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."\n<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!
bash.org #22910:\n \n<Ancalag0n> yes i just used residents as a verb\n<dragonbyt> i hate fskcing dialup\n<Ancalag0n> dialups gay\n<Akki> how about "resides on"\n<Ancalag0n> u should get aol\n<Ancalag0n> akki:nope\n<mikephoen> what the hell, did they install irc at the retard house :/
bash.org #22915:\n \n<IngyThing> ill probably pop in sometimes about 2300\n<ILoveJackDaniels> we'll still be here, and ken still won't be able to type :) \n<IngyThing> hehe\n<kensplace>  hic i reswomble that remark\n<ILoveJackDaniels> flro \n<kensplace>  resembel\n<kensplace>  resembel;\n<kensplace>  hic\n<ILoveJackDaniels> resent? \n<kensplace>  resembl;e\n<kensplace>  hic\n<kensplace>  look like
bash.org #22922:\n \n<r-j> ebay bought paypal for 1.5 billion dollars\n<Doh_> wow\n<smozoma> i wonder if paypal used ebay to sell themselves to ebay?\n<smozoma> and did ebay pay by paypal?\n<r-j> lol
bash.org #22925:\n \n<nilumtil> HOPE U GOT 2 IPS\n<BilliamForty> i have twenty anyone want one?\n<cln> BilliamForty, YES\n<cln> i have no idea what i'd do with it though.\n<BilliamForty> ok you can have 250.912.666.56454.258.4145.541\n<BilliamForty> and if anyone says thats not an ip they can meet me out back\n<cln> that isn't an ip.\n<BilliamForty> meet me out back\n<cln> will do\n*** cln invites you to join #out.back
bash.org #22939:\n \n<NyseriA> i just hit my hand with a hammer\n<NyseriA> and the first thing i said was "SPLENDID"\n<NyseriA> which made me laugh\n<NyseriA> then i dropped the hammer on my foot because i was laughing at me saying splendid instead of FUCK
bash.org #22942:\n \n<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P
bash.org #22943:\n \n<NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.
bash.org #22947:\n \n<shitshe> it would be so convenient if cyber sex was real
bash.org #22950:\n \nKydaimon: so have you found out which chess piece you are yet?\nKydaimon: if not i suggest you get on that...I'm hedging my bets you're a queen\nKydaimon: FAG\nJaron95DX: fuck no\nJaron95DX: HAHAHA\nJaron95DX: I hate you\nKydaimon: only because you know that's the funniest thing you've read today motherfucker
bash.org #22952:\n \n<weasel> i made a thing that turns red when you left click it and blue when you right click it\n<weasel> and now i can't stop clicking it\n<sponge> thats sad\n<weasel> no, what's sad is that this took me 2 hours to write and debug
bash.org #22954:\n \n<Elly_May>  my little sister just asked me why my hair was tangled\n<Elly_May>  i told her it was because my boyfriend came all over it when i was giving him a blow job\n<Elly_May>  at which point my father admitted he could hear me....
bash.org #22955:\n \n<Elly_May>  i'm so sick of fucking my father\n<Shitshe>  you mean i'm so sick of MY fucking father\n<Elly_May> whatever makes you happy you conservative piece of shit
bash.org #22976:\n \n<rei> only you can prevent forests! :)
bash.org #22978:\n \n<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn.
bash.org #22985:\n \n<saunafrend> damn it, walmart doesnt advertise their shotguns on their website.
bash.org #22993:\n \n* Vod recites the Mr T prayer\n<Vod> Oh Baracus, who was in 'Nam, Mr. T be thy name. Thy van will come with Face and Hannibal, on Earth as it is on TV-Land.\n<Vod> Give us this day, our daily milk, and pity us fools, as we pity the fools who cross us.\n<Vod> Lead us not into airplanes, and deliver us from Murdock. For thine is the Mohawk and the Van, and the Gold Chains, forever, or at least until the mid-80's. Amen.
bash.org #22994:\n \n<Keoni> Thank you for using Wordzone's Express Translation service. The text you have just submitted can be translated for the following price. Accepting this price by clicking on the "ORDER" button will allow us to begin translating your document immediately.\n<Keoni> Translation Price: $ 10.00\n<Keoni> WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS FOR 1 WORD???\n<Ragnarok> someone who really needs the word\n<Keoni> what word is that?\n<Ragnarok> hmm\n<Ragnarok> well\n<Ragnarok> i was on the phone with the database tech support a couple days ago\n<Ragnarok> well\n<Ragnarok> nights actually\n<Ragnarok> and since it was the middle of the night\n<Ragnarok> we get some guy in france\n<Ragnarok> and his english was incredibly shitty\n<Ragnarok> i'da paid $10 to know how to say assmarauder in french
bash.org #22999:\n \n<Notoes> YES\n<Notoes> FINALLY\n<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?\n<Notoes> no\n<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
bash.org #23003:\n \n[    Orochi]: Network Interfaces[#1 (Realtek RTL8029(AS) Ethernet Adapt (10Mb/s) 2029.16MB In, 65.49MB Out) #2(3Com EtherLink PCI (100Mb/s) 2541.76MB In, 942.64MB Out)]\n[ anim0sity]: hell\n[      sTek]:  [NetWork]  #1 (NETGEAR FA310TX Fast Ethernet PCI Adapter (10Mb/s) 213.70MB In, 55.17MB Out) #2(ELNK3 Ethernet Adapter (10Mb/s) 0.00MB In, 0.00MB Out)\n[ anim0sity]: dialup[globe via Generic 56K HCF Data Fax Modem @ 50Kb/s for 6h 34m 44s (4.73MB up, 124.54MB down)]
bash.org #23007:\n \n<T-Girth> that girl kept me up all night long <G>\n<T-Girth> of course it was just cuz she wouldn't shut her trap while i was tryin to sleep
bash.org #23011:\n \n<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?\n<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet\n<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand\n<Vampress> staring at me everyday\n<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story
bash.org #23014:\n \n<Shana> such memories\n<Jake> I had some decent memories with Stacy's mom\n<Axel> jake unless you had a nice time with a 50 year old you're a sicko\n<Jake> She wasn't 50 at the time\n<Jake> Hello, son
bash.org #23020:\n \n<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time\n<YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert "kennedy_joke.h"
bash.org #23026:\n \n<Sugizo> "Bother" said Pooh. "j00s 4ll my bi4tch3s"
bash.org #23029:\n \n<MAZgyrl> skootlez, take me off ur ignore list. i need 2 talk 2 u\n<jared> that's not going to work MAZgyrl...\n<jared> cause if you were on his ignore list he couldn't see you, you are stupid\n<MAZgyrl> shut up\n<jared> MAZgyrl: send me your pic, you sound easy
bash.org #23036:\n \n<GreenEyes> gawd i hate it when i'm mid sneeze and it just disappears!\n<GreenEyes> it's like almost cumming heheh\n<DJUrsus> Does GE have blue sinuses?
bash.org #23044:\n \n<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much?\n<acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my gf did tonight
bash.org #23051:\n \n<Harlequin> i got fkn fired from westnet coz i cheated in cs
bash.org #23055:\n \n<JakeStone> *shift change!*\n<geo--> that's a very pretty shift, jake.\n<geo--> don't think I've seen you wear that one before.\n<JakeStone> thank you geo.  I got it at Macy's.\n<geo--> the pearls complement it well.\n<JakeStone> I'm thinking though, that the tiara is a bit much though.\n<geo--> well, only because you're wearing it as a codpiece.
bash.org #23056:\n \n<Cricket> talk about bush then. \n<Cricket> the kind you eat, not the kind you vote for. \n<pesti> ew, no\n<pesti> no political,stuff, \n<dUb> lol\n<pesti> like, mowing the lawn?\n<dUb> I like the george michael clip\n<dUb> hihi\n<Cricket> yeah, like mowing the lawn. \n<pesti> trimming the hedge\n<dUb> chocking the snake\n<dUb> ...\n<pesti> pounding the beaver\n<dUb> spanking the monkey\n<pesti> dub, you still have a lot to learn if you think that is having sex with a girl
bash.org #23070:\n \n<sab0tage> in yer dreams perhaps\n<Nys\|Work> i dont dream about you\n<Nys\|Work> although i once fell off a building\n<Nys\|Work> into a pile of shit\n<Nys\|Work> that might have freudian links?
bash.org #23089:\n \n<FFChatter> I wanna' change my nick! \n<Onyx> type /nick (NAME HERE) \n<FFChatter> Trying to trick me?.... \n<FFChatter> I won't fall for it....
bash.org #23093:\n \n<Clockwork> You know.. The complexity of an N64 controller and sensitivity of that analong stick, not to mention the hidden Z button, is alot like a woman..\n<Dekan-> Except for the love and affection and sex. And tits. And vagina. Yeah I'd say it's pretty much the n64 controller...
bash.org #23096:\n \n<nicks> I drew the most realistic cock you'd ever see on a graphic calculator yesterday in math class
bash.org #23103:\n \n<Quixo> how about we kill their daughter and hang them from a tree instead\n<Quixo> upside down\n<Quixo> split down the middle\n<WildWing> With tobasco sauce?\n<Quixo> ...uhh...sure\n<Quixo> freak
bash.org #23105:\n \n*** Switch is now known as Jesus\n<Jesus> I am GOD!!\n*** Quits: Jesus (switch@vividtv.com) (Local kill by Lucifer (Muhahaha) )
bash.org #23106:\n \n<GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie.,\n<Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal.\n<Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.
bash.org #23110:\n \n<lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old?\n<fire_hawk> what?!  no!  She's going to Stanford next year!\n<lawngnome> wow...\n<lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.
bash.org #23114:\n \n<+crystalis> un-tss\n<+crystalis> un-tss\n<+crystalis> un-tss\n<+crystalis> un-tss\n<+crystalis> un-tss\n<@d1sturb3d> wtf?\n<+crystalis> I'm a techno song
bash.org #23116:\n \n<antijon> So, what does everyone think of a web server written in Java?\n<d-aliegri> slow?
bash.org #23117:\n \n*** DADDDDDY has joined #hockey2\n<DADDDDDY> HONK\n<DADDDDDY> PIMPIN' AINT EASY\n<FredSmyth> PIMPIN' IS QUITE DIFFICULT\n<Eulogy_> PIMPIN HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED\n<Maltby> THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN' IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED\n<DADDDDDY> FAGS\n*** DADDDDDY has quit IRC
bash.org #23119:\n \n<Denyerec> Welcome to Britain, the USA's largest non-nuclear aircraft carrier!
bash.org #23124:\n \n<Nookadum> Microsoft plans to disclose 385 pieces of computer code and internal operating rules, previously kept secret, that outside developers can use to write programs to run on Windows.\n<Nookadum> 385 pieces of code...\n<Nookadum> WTF do they mean by 385 pieces of code?\n<Fraggy> "take one down, pass it around!"\n<Fraggy> "384 pieces of code on the page....."
bash.org #23126:\n \n<[zc]Kinslayer> yo, this customer is a fucking redneck\n<[zc]Kinslayer> I'm going to bomb Jackson, Mississippi\n<[zc]Kinslayer> and i dont care if I spelled the state name right or not, no one will care when I wipe it off the planet\n<[zc]Kinslayer> thereby removing the shallowest gene pool in the universe
bash.org #23131:\n \n[13:49] <Saxon-> but I am still two steps up the evolutionary ladder from karma\n[13:49] *** Saxon- has quit IRC (Read error 54: Connection reset by peer)\n[13:49] <ShadiZar> rofl\n[13:49] <`KArmA> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME PUNK\n[13:49] <`KArmA> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n[13:49] <`KArmA> incidentally\n[13:49] <Vikki> lol\n[13:50] <`KArmA> despite the impressive coincidence\n[13:50] <`KArmA> I had nothing to do with that
bash.org #23137:\n \n<dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper.\n<kingLatency> what is it?\n<dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?"\n<dreamkast0r> "It is lost!"\n<dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore.\n<dreamkast0r> That's not a joke.\n<dreamkast0r> It's a sad story.
bash.org #23150:\n \n(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere?\n(+Glittz) roflmao\n(+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him the time\n(+Normandy) not twue! ;(\n(+Normandy) is there one then?\n(+Kazimierz) www.clock.com\n(+Kazimierz) or something\n(+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com\n(+Kazimierz) I dunno\n(+Morikins) lol\n(+Glittz) www.time.co.uk\n(+wu) #the-time\n(+Normandy) You all suck.
bash.org #23153:\n \n<Nick^> CS!\n<Nick^> CS!\n<Nick^> CS!\n<Nick^> CS!\n<Nick^> CS!\n<Nick^> CS!\n<Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something.  What is it, boy?  Is Timmy trapped down a well?
bash.org #23159:\n \n<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where? Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music....
bash.org #23163:\n \n<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!!\n<Yoshi> And a free domain name for life!\n<Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and figure out how to login
bash.org #23166:\n \n<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95."
bash.org #23170:\n \n<SSJ3_Goku> you fucking nerds should really get a fucking life god like really go and get laid cuz you nerds really need it to let you know what reality is!!!! \n<Hsu> this coming from a guy calling himself ssj3_goku  \n<Chimpbot> point, match, set
bash.org #23175:\n \n<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple\n<Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known\n<Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it
bash.org #23179:\n \n<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my nick to @Monkey_wrench
bash.org #23181:\n \n<Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver.\n<Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my dad pops and saying gee wizz alot.\n<hampsterdance> g wizz alot?\n<hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper?
bash.org #23182:\n \n<[peepee]> Can I see your $me
bash.org #23195:\n \n<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under 40?? \n<\|fS\|Jot> mmmmmmm \n<\|fS\|Jot> Solaris's mom
bash.org #23204:\n \n*** Legalize- (ravecave@adsl-61-166-233.rdu.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #baseball\n<Lumpy> what do you want to legalize?\n<Lumpy> blunts?\n<Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping\n<Lumpy> hahahaha\n<Lumpy> thats cool
bash.org #23209:\n \n<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix\n<kornbix> proove it
bash.org #23223:\n \n<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside  \n<+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion
bash.org #23224:\n \n[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
bash.org #23225:\n \n[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look
bash.org #23228:\n \n<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan???\n<xENo> yeah, but the rates are high\n<xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life\n<pinepusher> what are the rates like?\n<pinepusher> any idea?
bash.org #23231:\n \n[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head\n[Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection
bash.org #23234:\n \n<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.\n<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
bash.org #23238:\n \n* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it\n<`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session\n<`KArmA> tag-team style\n<ShadiZar> rofl\n<ShadiZar> amen brother\n<`KArmA> let us pray
bash.org #23239:\n \n<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...\n<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that\n<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once\n<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
bash.org #23253:\n \n* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc\n* SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
bash.org #23254:\n \n<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?\n<Ryutaro> WTFD\n<miharu> oO\n<miharu> WTF... D?\n<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
bash.org #23260:\n \n<waffle> just forward all the mail locally\n<Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward\n<waffle> Kyle: i think\n<waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck\n<Kevyn> Heh.
bash.org #23261:\n \n(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,\nbut he is the nickname man\n(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick\n(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535\n(Griff) he's St. NickServ
bash.org #23272:\n \n(Skyler) Alright\n(Skyler) Everyone ready?\n*** rarrzeroEXE (Hat@1Cust73.tnt3.seymour.in.da.uu.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** IAN6990 (XX2IAN2XX@AC98EF09.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** Silence (Silence@AC8274C2.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** Valefor (Valefor@pppta13-471.ght.iadfw.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** Flashfire (flashfire.@80.192.168.143) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** aminal (rah@12-238-242-19.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n*** Lani (Lani930@12-248-25-241.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net)\n(Comic-San) ....
bash.org #23276:\n \n<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers?\n<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it\n<joelage-AFKage> :/\n<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder\n<joelage-AFKage> ok\n<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.\n<joelage-AFKage> send away\n* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
bash.org #23279:\n \n* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM\n(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
bash.org #23284:\n \n(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them\n(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
bash.org #23288:\n \n(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME \n*** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia \n(L0ne_W0lf) ... \n(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT \n(tal) right on time indeed
bash.org #23298:\n \n<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now\n<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?\n<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?\n<Leida> you are all worshipping me?\n<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
bash.org #23299:\n \n<aster> what's a cervix\n<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
bash.org #23301:\n \n<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.
bash.org #23304:\n \n<chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet \n<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ... \n<\|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet.\n<-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\n<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank\n<\|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.\n<\|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived
bash.org #23305:\n \n<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again\n<_berserk> so did I\n<_berserk> got any dance techniques?\n* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
bash.org #23310:\n \n<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.\n<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro\n<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
bash.org #23314:\n \nKira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.\nc8ie: OK\nc8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky
bash.org #23322:\n \n<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent.
bash.org #23331:\n \n<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira? \n<Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher. \n<Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0
bash.org #23336:\n \n<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz\n<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz\n<TheHood> yea\n<TheHood> yea\n<TheHood> wha\n*** TheHood has left #baseball\n* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest\n<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.\n<Legalize-> damn irc.
bash.org #23337:\n \n<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children
bash.org #23342:\n \n<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum\n<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole\n<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that\n<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??\n<pain> no. I would be dead.
bash.org #23347:\n \n*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')\n<rhythm> what the fuck\n<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
bash.org #23354:\n \nSnowy: I need\nSnowy: To tell this guy\nSnowy: ONly to press\nSnowy: enter on special\nSnowy: occasions
bash.org #23355:\n \nSnowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them\nSnowy: They're too dumb to even insult\nph'x: haaha\nph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
bash.org #23356:\n \n*** tanner has joined #support\n<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?\n<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to\n<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away\n<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com\n<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that\n<tanner> then what\n<tanner> do i type in dildo shop\n<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window\n* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today\n<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman\n<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh\n<tanner> i am\n<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here\n*** tanner has left #support
bash.org #23363:\n \n<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning \n<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?
bash.org #23364:\n \n<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D\n<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book
bash.org #23366:\n \n(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas
bash.org #23368:\n \n<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"\n<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon\n<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass
bash.org #23369:\n \n<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out\n<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife\n<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"\n<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation\n<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes\n<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack\n<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
bash.org #23370:\n \n(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink
bash.org #23376:\n \n<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.\n<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS\n<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.\n<Elfin> And black people.\n<Elfin> And Muslims.\n<Sak> And Asians.\n<Elfin> And Pakistani's.\n<Sak> And Native Americans.\n<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.\n<Sak> Ahem.\n<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
bash.org #23377:\n \n<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what\n<Tabby_Tech> hit enter\n<Jean> there is no enter button\n<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard
bash.org #23379:\n \n<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body!\n<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.
bash.org #23381:\n \nXeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts\nHannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?
bash.org #23382:\n \n<jonathans> can you kick his ass\n<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing\n<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card\n<jonathans> nevermind then
bash.org #23383:\n \nDoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated\n  Polytope: "useless"
bash.org #23389:\n \n<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.\n<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.\n<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?\n<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.\n<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.\n<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.\n<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.\n<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.\n<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.\n<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.\n<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?\n<Eurakarte> And the piping system?\n<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars\n<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars\n<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars\n<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
bash.org #23390:\n \n<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
bash.org #23392:\n \n<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead\n<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.  sod that.\n<GFK1> besides\n<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff
bash.org #23393:\n \n(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,\n(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,\n(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric\n(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,\n(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...\n(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!
bash.org #23394:\n \n<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button
bash.org #23396:\n \n<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE\n<Donut[AFK]> INSULT\n<Eurakarte> RETORT\n<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT\n<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE\n<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP\n<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM\n<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE\n<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE\n<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE\n<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE\n<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON\n<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES\n<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD\n<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
bash.org #23397:\n \n<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey\n<Munkey> looks worse\n<MuNkEy`> no way\n<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it\n<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase\n<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?\n<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
bash.org #23401:\n \n<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is higher than your stock price
bash.org #23405:\n \n(+profiled) you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times, it's not right to do!\n(@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but in end before u cum in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c profiled?\n(+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song
bash.org #23409:\n \n* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"
bash.org #23411:\n \n< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....\n< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping\n< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams\n< MaNcO > so i turn off the light\n< MaNcO > lay there in the dark\n< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind\n< MaNcO > if I never wake\n< MaNcO > in the morning\n< MaNcO > would he ever doubt\n< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart\n< MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums\n< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him\n< MaNcO > and i try in every way\n< MaNcO > to show him every day\n< MaNcO > he's my only one\n< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through\n< MaNcO > he must face this world without me\n< munk-@> wtf\n< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past\n< MaNcO > be enuogh to last\n< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes\n< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life\n< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot\n< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"
bash.org #23418:\n \n<Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman shouldn't say to me.\n<DaRiachu> Like what?\n<Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor thermometer."\n<DaRiachu> ::snicker::\n<Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury Rising." (g)
bash.org #23421:\n \n<LuminousPath> 	somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has the recovery;)  \n<LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all.\n<LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an overload in the main mIRC hub.\n<LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks, netsplits and profile colapses\n<LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all transmissions through Area 51.\n<LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing them to have a netsplit\n<LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times over...\n<YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do you?
bash.org #23423:\n \n<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which is often\n           manufactured by organized criminals, customers also are\n           inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the economy and\n             contributing to the loss of tax revenue and employment.\n<dante> HAHA\n<jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?\n<jonathan> I know I did!
bash.org #23427:\n \n(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
bash.org #23428:\n \n<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows\n<Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks.\n<Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade.\n<Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister\n<Demonhunter> and alzadie\n<Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help.\n<Demonhunter> depends on the hooker\n<Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room\n<Demonhunter> ohh...\n<Demonhunter> now i could use that\n<Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection...\n<Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean"\n<Demonhunter> hehe\n<Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o\n<Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?"\n<Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'"\n<Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE"\n<Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat*\n<Demonhunter> lmao...\n<Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going"
bash.org #23445:\n \n<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link\n<DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives links to more stations\n<Niq> I'm not into "clicking links".  It's a gateway drug.
bash.org #23447:\n \n<phoenix-> rjx: im sure #mensa can survive without another intellogant person
bash.org #23452:\n \n<chao> he and his wife were going to open a ranch for disabled children\n<donna> can they graze there?
bash.org #23453:\n \n<cia> sometimes being a man is having to say you like michael jackson songs.
bash.org #23455:\n \n<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)\n<Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.
bash.org #23459:\n \n<sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :(\n<Slappie> I couldn't\n<Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was "Tasteless"\n<sg> it's huddie ledbetter\n<sg> that's not tasteless.\n<-- sg has quit (QUIT: )\n<Slappie> I was being serious\n<evad> haha
bash.org #23463:\n \n<@dos622> apparntly back in the 70s they called cock tube steak\n<AppleRuly> ahh\n<@dos622> but in the 50s tube steak was hot dog\n<@dos622> as in the food\n<AppleRuly> my grandma was rofl\n<@dos622> what?\n<AppleRuly> i told her the tube steak thing and she goes "you're dirty"\n<AppleRuly> i just said do you like tube steak\n<AppleRuly> and she goes "you're dirty"\n<@dos622> lol
bash.org #23467:\n \n<@mazrimt> the guy seemed kinda decent\n<@mazrimt> compared to the normal people who ask for warez ;)\n<@mazrimt> irc has lowered my standards of 'decent' quite a bit
bash.org #23470:\n \n<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class\n<kisama> where you'd rub the guy's dick \n<kisama> under the desks\n<D1> extacly!
bash.org #23472:\n \n<D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore.\n<D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't have to impress anyone.
bash.org #23508:\n \n<Hiryuu> Hurro\n<Hiryuu> Very quiet in here....\n<ori[Disko_inferno]> yep\n<ori[Disko_inferno]> something happend, we suspect social lifes\n<Hiryuu> *gasp!*\n<ori[Disko_inferno]> yes, deadly, near terminal, cases of human interaction\n<Hiryuu> OH MY GOD\n<ori[Disko_inferno]> we should stop this before we look like morons, or somebody decides to quote us.. or both
bash.org #23523:\n \n<Rjx> someone just posted an ASCII version of goatse in another channel\n<c-rOCK> well c/p it\n<c-rOCK> lets see it
bash.org #23536:\n \n<Warped> anyone know a _good_weap for a monk? the kama doesn't seem that good...\n<Spiffeh> fists\n<Spiffeh> gah now monks remind me of lesbians
bash.org #23542:\n \n<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now\n*** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net\n*** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
bash.org #23543:\n \nr ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components\ne l i t e m r p: where you getting em from? \ne l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh\ne l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
bash.org #23563:\n \n<@freshmint> How do you get a goth out of a tree?\n<@freshmint> Cut the rope.
bash.org #23576:\n \n<@Toilet> you suck\n<Bundy> you swallow\n<@Toilet> hell, you gargle
bash.org #23590:\n \n<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene\n<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
bash.org #23596:\n \n<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes.\n<OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom\n<OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself\n<JT> heh\n<^yob> hehe\n<`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone
bash.org #23601:\n \n<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?\n<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?\n<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
bash.org #23609:\n \n(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?
bash.org #23617:\n \nBenjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel\nBenjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
bash.org #23678:\n \n<c-rOCK> when I was 15 I was fat and a loner.\n<KuRoKoSoN> are you 16 yet?
bash.org #23760:\n \n<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend\n<SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal?\n<toe> aids
bash.org #23822:\n \n<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling. \n<GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.
bash.org #23833:\n \n<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero\n<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again\n<MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman"\n<MrSaturn> then he turns around.\n<Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
bash.org #23843:\n \n<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span?\n<Cray0la> hmm\n<NaiWiste> a lot\n<Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations\n<NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n\n<Weng> only 200?\n<Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much.\n<Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work
bash.org #23852:\n \n(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side\n(XBL-im): into my room\n(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air\n(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up\n(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*\n(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem\n(XBL-im): and they found me\n(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works\n(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable\n(XBL-im): lol
bash.org #23879:\n \n<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house\n<Tyr> yea ladies, watch out\n<Tyr> he might steal ur men :p
bash.org #23886:\n \nslurpee: it's just wrong to be watching some random pr0nclip and it starts out with some hot, hot chick with a hot, hot bod...  then they start speaking german and you're thinking "wait a minute here" and then she lies down and some guy squats over her and WOAH COMMAND-W
bash.org #23888:\n \n<doug-> moral dilemma: i just found a pak of 18 chicken legs in the deep freezer, however the label says 'best if used by 06-12-01'.... do i cook it up for the kidz and avoid having to spend money on take out?  i'm not all that hungry myself anyway =]\n<Prozzy> I say go for it. If they die, at least you know.\n<doug-> hmm, never actually thought about *death*, just figured on projectile diarrhea, etc... now insurance policies come into play... this could be a win-win-win-lose-win situation i have here
bash.org #23905:\n \n<Rivorus> i feel stupid cuz i can never open the godam condoms\n<Rivorus> and then when i get it on i feel even more dumb cuz I'm the only one in the room
bash.org #23911:\n \n<Guilty> I was in this half-sleep exhausted haze\n<Guilty> I was talking to Jesus\n<Guilty> In my delusions\n<c-rOCK> the guy who mows your lawn?
bash.org #23917:\n \n<Aus> see, when too many people do something\n<Aus> it's just lame\n<TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with.\n<Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once.\n<xpander\|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good the first time?
bash.org #23984:\n \n<crazney_> who the fuck spells cheque check\n<ambr> err\n<ambr> checks ??\n<Zensunni> crazney: the americans do...\n<ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour\n<ambr> and i've been reading bash.org
bash.org #23996:\n \n<drain333> i lose interest after daisy left\n<drain333> that was a long time ago\n<PunkerGuy> since i've begun weed, i've begun to lose inter.... oo, a cookie\n*** SexyCookie has joined #goth\n<PunkerGuy> ooo, a cookie
bash.org #24001:\n \n<bubbleboo> i think 0's and 1's in binary should be replaced with 6's and 9's\n<bubbleboo> would be much more entertaining
bash.org #24059:\n \n<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....
bash.org #24066:\n \n<phat-ta-tat-tat> dis room is borin' \n<phat-ta-tat-tat> get sum hoes in here \n<hwKP> But i quit being a pimp \n<phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it get bak in da game \n<phat-ta-tat-tat> da game needs u \n<hwKP> but I threw out my platform shoes with the fish inside \n<phat-ta-tat-tat> fuk it u betta go fishin den
bash.org #24084:\n \n<Teratogen> 1) cubic zirconium ring, 2) marriage will take place at the Justice of the Peace (janitor can be witness)\n<Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my apartment\n<Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.
bash.org #24166:\n \n<x182ways> 4*7= 28, 28+2=20 dumbass
bash.org #24206:\n \n<JonJonB> <FantasyGa> coz if u want i have this free user and pass to a gay site\n<Onyx> JonJonB: tell an Oper he's bothering you\n<JonJonB> Not yet dude, I'm about to get a free pass to a gay...um yeah...oper...
bash.org #24211:\n \n<RS-Ryan> ok, so acting career?\n<Websales_Arwen> yeah, I figured anyone with an enthusiam for tropical fish . . .\n<Websales_Arwen> I'll just call you troy mcclure\n<RS-Ryan> tropical fish.. you think that.. me and.. oh, no baby, you've got it all wrong.. that's all in the past now.. I couldn't have done it without you, you know\n<RS-Ryan> you see.. when they said I was sleeping with the fishes, they meant... they though I was dead you see.. yea.. dead\n<Websales_Arwen> oh I see\n<Websales_Arwen> so enthusiast actually translates to "look but don't touch"\n<RS-Ryan> yea.. exactly.. It's not the magazine for fish fetishists\n<RS-Ryan> that mag is called Fuckin Fish Fancy\n<Websales_Arwen> yeah, I subscribe to that mag
bash.org #24213:\n \n<GKSetzer> If I was terra I'd break his neck plz\n<JonJonB> If I was Terra I'd feel my breasts, then break his neck XDDDD\n<melusine> That'd be a messed up scene: Terra looked up at the sorcerer in horror, rage and disgust roiling in the pit of her stomach. Pausing briefly to fondle her breasts, she transformed into an Esper and broke Kefka's neck in one swift motion.
bash.org #24245:\n \n[freshestprince> wtf i just downloaded crono cross disc 2 from u and it dint work, y\n[_ry0suke_> UHH IT WAS 32KB, DIDN'T YOU THINK IT COULD'VE BEEN INCOMPLETE\n[freshestprince> ur a fuckin deceptive bastard\n[freshestprince> ur banned for life from downloadin from me\n[freshestprince> have a nice day dickhead!!!\n[_ry0suke_> UH OH I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR JAY-Z MP3S, BAD BOI\n[freshestprince> fuck u! ill hack u if u do that again\n[_ry0suke_> I'M STILL DOWNLOADING IT\n[freshestprince> stop it now
bash.org #24262:\n \n<booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch"\n<booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy\n<booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars\n<booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!\n<booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy\n<booradley> :: later ::\n<booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?\n<neshura> down in front!\n<booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!\n* audience gasps.\n<booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels\n<booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!\n<booradley> * hard drive has died\n<booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!\n<booradley> <modem> aaieee\n<booradley> *modem has died\n<booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops\n<Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season.  Do I smell a Tony award?
bash.org #24276:\n \nPrincess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all.\nSynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here\nSynistraDeath: shut up\nPrincess Ryo: LINDSAY\nPrincess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART\nPrincess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER\nSynistraDeath: shut up\nPrincess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS\nPrincess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES\nSynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP\nPrincess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX
bash.org #24280:\n \nthedrhino: oh man, i got an email called, chefmaster blowout\nthedrhino: it's like, we have way too many chefmasters, PLEASE BUY ONE\nthedrhino: they're 18 bucks\nthedrhino: they must suck ass\nPrincess Ryo: yes they must\nthedrhino: what if it was rocks, and a bit of wood\nthedrhino: you bang the rocks together to make the fire\nPrincess Ryo: and a long dirty branch\nPrincess Ryo: to stick the food on and hold it over the fire\nthedrhino: with bugs in it\nPrincess Ryo: and a piece of paper with a guy with a pipe in his mouth anda chef's hat on smiling that says "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER!" with step by step instructions\nPrincess Ryo: or just "YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED THE CHEFMASTER! HA HA, YOU SUCK"
bash.org #24290:\n \n<Brando`> NEXT THING YA KNOW SHE WAS LIKE FUCK OFF AND LEFT\n<Brando`> HAHA SO I CALLED HER SHE WAS LIKE WHAT TOOK SO LONG\n<Brando`> AND I SAID I COULDNT FIND A SAVE POINT\n<Brando`> NOW IM SINGLE
bash.org #24333:\n \n<Maven`> I'm god in 8 channels of the 8 i'm in. I own 228 sluts.\nPreach> you're a fucking dork who needs to get laid\n<Preach> nuff said\n<Maven`> true
bash.org #24351:\n \n<fo0bar> it's sad how I can watch these simpsons dvds and pick out the scenes that were cut for syndication\n<ogw> yeah...so how's the Android's Dungeon doing for ya? \n<fo0bar> worst...  channel...  ever
bash.org #24356:\n \n<Legalize-> i eat a lb. of raw bacon in the morning and 10 slim fasts the rest of the day
bash.org #24393:\n \n<pdd> we like hydraulics because\n<pdd> we like to pretend we're matadors riding a rampaging bull\n<pdd> even though matadors don't ride bulls\n<pdd> i had to relate it somehow\n<pdd> you understand\n<pdd> SILENCIO
bash.org #24487:\n \n<largo[mt]> "I'm so mis-understood.." .. "So ill wear all black, get really pale, read anne rice novels, and bite my boyfriend until he bleeds."
bash.org #24517:\n \n<BitchX> [She] can't find the serial #\nI told her it was on the disk...so she ejected the disk and told me it wasn't on it, then showed me the top of the disk
bash.org #24539:\n \n<Horseymen> Don't you hate when you're doin' a girl.. hardcore.. giving her the love.. giving her the two finger g-spot discount.. and she friggin shoots her load all over your bed and all over you?\n<Horseymen> I hate messes though.. chicks need to have that internal orgasm keep that fluid up in there, up in there..\n<utahsaint> dude\n<utahsaint> that is like\n<utahsaint> the epitomy of being a stud\n<utahsaint> giving a girl a squirting orgasm\n<Horseymen> You taught me well, Craig!\n<utahsaint> werd\n<Horseymen> That Amanda chick came like a rainstorm in a tropical forest.. but it was all over her bed.. so it was all good.
bash.org #24598:\n \n<kojimyuu> "IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WANT TO FORNICATE."\n<Amidamaru> IRC?\n<kojimyuu> no
bash.org #24663:\n \n<DAL9000> man real life sucks\n<Spec-Chum> sure does\n<DAL9000> excellent graphics, no gameplay.\n<Spec-Chum> like most games :p\n<mcarp> my score is low
bash.org #24677:\n \n<Surtur> so.. i saw david bowie two nights ago...\n<Surtur> t'was good.\n<\|Wolf\|> in concert?\n<Surtur> oh yeah.\n<\|Wolf\|> disregard what i just asked\n<Surtur> no just walked into my bathroom and there he was, in the tub!\n<AlumaSqrl> hahaha\n<AlumaSqrl> floating face down
bash.org #24709:\n \n<GameSlt> I just got back from new york/canada\n<GinandPlatonic> rad, and how was new york/canada?\n<GameSlt> it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than one would think\n<GameSlt> my mom fell out...was funny.\n<GinandPlatonic> oh heh...this river rafting, does it have multiplayer support?\n<GameSlt> up to 8 players I think\n<GameSlt> and a great frame rate\n<GinandPlatonic>: oh, hmm...\n<GinandPlatonic>: What about "camping whores"?\n<GameSlt>: they are called rocks...the bastards\n<GameSlt>: I "ownz" them
bash.org #24738:\n \n<@Koru> I have a project due for school.\n<@Koru> I have to make a collage about my mind body and soul, then explain it.\n<hack\|\|SAMA> Just post hentai and ecchi all over it, and say this...\n<hack\|\|SAMA> "As for mind, i really like Hentai, or 'Cartoon Porn'. Body is mainly about fapping ot that hentai, or 'Cartoon Porn'. and lastly, Soul. My soul is about finding a girl that loves me for who i am, a hentai-loving fruit."
bash.org #24745:\n \n* Seph gives potatoe a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep\n<Seph> um....\n<Seph> wrong one
bash.org #24747:\n \n* Seph flies herself to the north pole\n<Seph> -her +him\n<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot
bash.org #24748:\n \nMarnen: you'd think he'd take a second to check spelling, though\nBrodie: Mr. Wheaton is a busy man.\nMarnen: They have machines to do that now.\nsol-D: they also have machines that'll breathe for you. how cool is that>\nBrodie: He's reminding people in a grocery store that he used to be famous.\nMarnen: Besides, Wesley Crusher is too intelligent to make spelling mistakes in documents that the whole Federation's gonna read...*SLAP*...did I really say that?\nspinn: you did, plus the *SLAP* and the part after it, which frankly I'd be more embarrassed about
bash.org #24749:\n \n<Locke> WinAmp 3 sucks, well it rules cept I keep getting errors
bash.org #24753:\n \n<Misfortune_Cookie> I went to CostCo today\n<Misfortune_Cookie> and you shoulda seen the look I got when I tried to hitch a ride on the forklift
bash.org #24755:\n \n<Foberts> Dude, you're an op on IRC.\n<Foberts> You're a geek.\n<tnoy> not really, i just gave the channel owner nude photos of my sister\n<Foberts> Wow.\n<Foberts> Why do you have nude photos of your sister?
bash.org #24756:\n \n<Asskicker064> High Templar One: Wanna merge?\n<Asskicker064> High Templar Two: Archon me, baby.
bash.org #24757:\n \n(bec)jess is DA bomb\n(larry)what her fathers a terrist :( ?????\n(bec)shes da bomb not a bomb u idiot
bash.org #24760:\n \n<shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using telnet\n<shantanu> how do I disable that?
bash.org #24764:\n \n<phx> crap\n* phx just upgraded winrar\n<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar\n* phx does not speak russian
bash.org #24765:\n \n--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) has joined #lgl\n<Fryboy> phwoar\n<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased
bash.org #24767:\n \n<confuted> some israeli guy just started here\n<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?
bash.org #24770:\n \n<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> you havent seen shit till you've seen jesus throw gang signs..
bash.org #24772:\n \n<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D\n<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)\n<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D\n<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
bash.org #24775:\n \n<magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F; iptables -t mangle -F as root\n<RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong\n<RichiH> you can't read\n<magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?
bash.org #24780:\n \n<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
bash.org #24781:\n \n[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends\n[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no\n[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
bash.org #24782:\n \n<friar> that's a horrific thought\n<friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with Bliw soap suds\n<friar> brb wank
bash.org #24784:\n \n<geekster> :O world stumbling day\n* geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it\n<geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on there WLAN"
bash.org #24787:\n \n* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky\n<Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there
bash.org #24790:\n \n<weagley> haha\n<weagley> you should add something to the "add quote" page\n<weagley> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."\n<RainWind> lol\n<weagley> i was serious\n<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I didnt approve their awful quotes\n<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I dont see it added yet!"\n<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"
bash.org #24888:\n \n<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG\n<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
bash.org #24889:\n \n<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").
bash.org #24892:\n \n<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez.
bash.org #24893:\n \n<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze\n<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
bash.org #24895:\n \n[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant netsplit\n[!] Quit: L\|z\fj33r@win-209-252.tnt18.tpa2.da.uu.net\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]\n[!] Quit: Amy\blah@win-134-4.ipt.aol.com\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]
bash.org #24896:\n \n<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice?  i mean, kumquats are pretty good.\n<apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen and vaginal juice.
bash.org #24901:\n \n<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network... For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st   .JOIN NOW!!!\n* Guest_0135966 has quit IRC (Client closed connection)\n<HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come! Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!
bash.org #24911:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame\n<hotgirl4u> uhh\n<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm
bash.org #24912:\n \n<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i\nget paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money
bash.org #24932:\n \n<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet my pants\n<Actinium> and I came back with "hello"\n<Actinium> i think it's love
bash.org #24933:\n \n<irq> what acronym is posv?\n> Pirates of Silicon Valley.\n<irq> ah yes\n> And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape.\n> Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.
bash.org #24935:\n \n<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address\n<Sam_> i cant think of a clever name\n<P\|CK\|E> Screwdriver Deluxe\n<Sam_> im think TommySalami\n<Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_\n<P\|CK\|E> yeah\n<P\|CK\|E> Sam_\n<Sam_> i wish that was my name\n<Sam_> my real name\n<Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_\n<Sam_> so i have ops.
bash.org #24936:\n \n<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?\n<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt\n<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants\n<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
bash.org #24940:\n \n<Greggorian> is it a big book?\n<Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist\n<Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face\n<Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can\n<Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big
bash.org #24942:\n \nicecubes32: i don't like small tvs\nicecubes32: i have to squint\nfromullins: you are always squinting\nfromullins: you're chinese
bash.org #24951:\n \n<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed.  *flex*
bash.org #24956:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean\n<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
bash.org #24958:\n \n<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane?\n<iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot\n<iban> yea the C5\n<Swish> cooool :D\n<iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back\n<iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends
bash.org #24961:\n \n<Swish> life is so ironic\n<Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
bash.org #24962:\n \n<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long
bash.org #24963:\n \n<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours\n<Swish> rofl\n<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number\n<PolestaR> which is fake
bash.org #24965:\n \n<sail> everyone must face their inner canadian
bash.org #24966:\n \n<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
bash.org #24967:\n \n<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car \n<RevengePimpy> in the back seat\n<RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat\n<RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something\n<RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
bash.org #24970:\n \n<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
bash.org #24973:\n \n<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit\n<HazE> lol\n<RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot
bash.org #24976:\n \n<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.
bash.org #24981:\n \n<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW!\n<Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE!\n<zamros> WHY\n<Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS!\n<Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world!\n<zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO\n<Siarin> Stupid people. =(\n<zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME
bash.org #24990:\n \n<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend\n<Makaveli> then the statement is true\n* SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock\n<Makaveli> wtf\n* Paralysis nods sagely\n<Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you\n<Makaveli> fuck you both\n<Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered!\n* Paralysis is away (mak :D).
bash.org #24999:\n \n<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation\n<steelcap> and give people cancer remotely\n<steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
bash.org #25008:\n \n*** Now talking in #christian\n<ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname\n<ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P\n<BiblThmpr> excuse me
bash.org #25026:\n \n<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU\n<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
bash.org #25027:\n \n<[avon]> oh man\n<[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks\n<[av0n]> after install\n<[av0n]> do you want to reboot now?\n<[av0n]> no\n<[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot\n<[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box\n<[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot\n<[av0n]> just watch.\n*** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #25031:\n \n<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh\n<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?\n<Wey> crunch?\n<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once\n<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
bash.org #25117:\n \n<Shinji> wtf\n<Shinji> i have a #masturbation in my logs
bash.org #25190:\n \n<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work\n<Petersen> no time for sleep\n<Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?
bash.org #25276:\n \n<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done!\n<kaMIKazE> nice\n<+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow\n<@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb
bash.org #25290:\n \n(SithAdmin): fsck\n(SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue\n([TeMpEsT]): ouch\n(Rambozo): ooh...\n([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith?\n(Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova\n(Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine\n([TeMpEsT]): lmao\n(Rambozo): :D\n(Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"
bash.org #25302:\n \n<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory"\n<Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!
bash.org #25324:\n \n<tweak> fucking stupid program\n<OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies\n<tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it\n<tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall\n<OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see\n<tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall\n<tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave
bash.org #25325:\n \n<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?
bash.org #25353:\n \n<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off\n<Him> heh\n<Ody> o_o\n<Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents\n<Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!"\n<Ody> err\n<Ody> not again
bash.org #25357:\n \n<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk\n<Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch"\n<Talwin> And its all "!! k"\n<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing\n<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that.  you know, resisting a bit.  i like foreplay when i masturbate.
bash.org #25372:\n \n<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis\n<BassDrop> those things are for pussies\n<Router> i think that would be funny\n<Router> YUM\n<Router> lol
bash.org #25375:\n \n<jonathans> brooklyn rules\n<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
bash.org #25385:\n \n<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.\n<Seeker> It can? \n<sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.\n<Seeker> I can see where this is going..\n<sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.\n<Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? \n<sutna> spose not \n<Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bash.org #25387:\n \n<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras\n<Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom\n<Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital\n<Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ\n<madog> you catch a lot of thieves?\n<madog> people be tring to steal?\n<Blaxxthos> yes \n<Blaxxthos> all the time\n<Blaxxthos> OH SHIT\n<Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT\n<Blaxxthos> brb
bash.org #25418:\n \n[@c-rOCK] no mad\n[@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings\n[@c-rOCK] we were drunk\n[@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake\n[@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass.\n[@madog] err.\n[@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was
bash.org #25464:\n \n<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."\n<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.\n<SpaceRain> STUPID
bash.org #25469:\n \n<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh \n<DeskLazer> it's called AOL
bash.org #25483:\n \n<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked \n<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
bash.org #25502:\n \n<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea\n<dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware\n<dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware\n<dalias> ?\n<dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth\n<dalias> hahaha\n<dalias> dude, go get some\n<dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster\n<dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing\n<dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession\n<dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip\n<dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second\n<auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
bash.org #25503:\n \n<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world.\n<infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.
bash.org #25510:\n \n<dive> hey\n<dive> i got something we can debate\n<dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft\n<dive> i honestly am not sure.\n<zan> heh\n<zan> microsoft is\n<dive> yeah\n<zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
bash.org #25511:\n \n<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex.\n<Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
bash.org #25544:\n \n<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now\n<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
bash.org #25572:\n \n<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...
bash.org #25574:\n \n<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital\n<Simboo> omg what happend?\n<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof\n<Lombers[A]> split his head\n<Simboo> fwoar\n<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood\n<Simboo> stiches?\n<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut\n<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches\n<Simboo> *shivers* eew.\n<pace> lol needed a wall hack
bash.org #25703:\n \n<Sphinx0r> i know shit but some shit is still unclear to me
bash.org #25778:\n \n<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY\n<kisama_> I <3 YOU\n<Swish> you "less than three" him?\n<kisama_> please.\n<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx\n<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.\n<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.\n<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.\n<kisama_> well E> is flat\n<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...\n<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.\n<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART\n<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS\n<kisama_> weirdo.
bash.org #25986:\n \n<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns'\n<DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense\n<DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS\n<DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged\n<DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server
bash.org #26135:\n \n<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?\n<@Haggis> about 6"
bash.org #26164:\n \n<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?
bash.org #26195:\n \n<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
bash.org #26208:\n \n<kuro> dork? whale penis?\n<timmo> we have some in the fridge
bash.org #26234:\n \n<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..\n<Camus> dog*
bash.org #26242:\n \n<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/\n<Xisor> fu robo u aint\n<RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am\n<The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most\n<RoboJoe> i'm never idle\n<RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon\n<Xisor> I see\n<RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!\n<The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life
bash.org #26282:\n \n<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?\n<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??
bash.org #26283:\n \n<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with\n<Masa> very unsatisfactory\n<Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh.\n<Kevyn> I was too young to know better.\n<Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much\n<Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose.\n<waffle> you're quite the enlightened male\n<Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it.\n<Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids.\n<Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.
bash.org #26290:\n \n<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds!\n<tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him\n<Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.
bash.org #26296:\n \n<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself \n<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels \n<Raven> all by myself \n<Raven> that was all during one summer \n<Raven> i was 12 \n<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven? \n<panda> is that why european's can't dress?
bash.org #26307:\n \n<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x\n<Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
bash.org #26312:\n \n<@skold> im still happy with my tbird\n<@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money\n<@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron\n<Flux> where?\n<Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's\n<@skold> wtf did that come from :P\n<@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'
bash.org #26335:\n \n* Quits: Pyoveli (~vepyo@dsl-hkigw1ffa.dial.inet.fi) (Ping timeout)\n* Quits: Waltro (~waltro@d5k.net) (Ping timeout)\n* Quits: Alanzo (~Solid_Sna@dsl-olugw4ge6.dial.inet.fi) (Ping timeout)\n* Quits: Landusia (~L4ndusia@line128.dyn.tutka.net) (Ping timeout)\n<Fleebis> finland is crashing
bash.org #26337:\n \n<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see\n<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?\n<durt> yes of course\n<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...\n*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
bash.org #26349:\n \nmadxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P\n<LordCrey> :)\n<Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me\n<Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave\n<Gh0stFac3> ;)\n<madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P\n<Gh0stFac3> haha\n<Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them
bash.org #26357:\n \n*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'\n(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs\n(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?\n(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.\n(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.\n(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously.\n(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.\n(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?\n(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.\n(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.\n(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.\n(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
bash.org #26369:\n \n<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*\n<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc\n<Blitz> it wont \n<J0E> omfg, its deleting!\n<Blitz> no, its scanning\n<J0E> it says deleting\n*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
bash.org #26371:\n \n<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette\n<Page> hahaha\n<flash67> bah\n* azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
bash.org #26383:\n \n<Magus`> XP style\n<zinguvok> XP gay stylin'\n<Magus`> incorrect\n<zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica\n<Magus`> incorrect\n<zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it...\n<zinguvok> you're still a faggot
bash.org #26397:\n \n<Sir_Robin> warning:  there are some inbred fucks in the USA.\n<Sir_Robin> even bigger warning:  they're allowed to vote.\n<Sir_Robin> worse yet:  they tend to vote for each other.
bash.org #26452:\n \n<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a shit load of trouble"
bash.org #26494:\n \n<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet\n<Akira> oh\n<Akira> can I watch your meat?\n<cruisinxx7> ...\n<cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
bash.org #26516:\n \n<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?
bash.org #26524:\n \n<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid\n<Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships
bash.org #26534:\n \n<TobyToby> you know what's great\n<TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer\n<TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into\n<TobyToby> a black rapper\n<TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson
bash.org #26541:\n \n<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19\n<DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious"\n<argent> Blackalicious is pretty good\n<DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band?\n<argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.
bash.org #26543:\n \n< Rubicant> sorry...its been a strange week\n< ShellGh0st> -week +life
bash.org #26562:\n \n<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules\n<kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME\n<nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college\n<nyisles> i could never have a roommate\n<nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward\n<Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower\n<Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness\n<Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend\n<nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD!\n<DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron?\n<Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone\n<nyisles> it would be to me\n<Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick\n<kisama> hmm\n<kisama> on mondays, wednesdays\n<kisama> and fridays\n<kisama> i can wack it\n<kuro> i won 't be anywhere around\n<kuro> i 'll be in class\n<kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home\n<Guilty> Snow is so honest\n<Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class"\n<kuro> i won't come back early
bash.org #26563:\n \n<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime? \n<LStranger> Sorta. \n<Squall^> then go fuck her up \n<LStranger> I'd like to. \n<LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet. \n<Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape
bash.org #26575:\n \n<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the\n+human population :D\n<Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?
bash.org #26579:\n \n<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep?\n<DeVante`> No...\n<DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others.\n* Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout\n<DeVante`> Er..\n<DeVante`> I mean..\n<DeVante`> Yes...\n<DeVante`> Litestep shell.\n<DeVante`> That's us!
bash.org #26581:\n \n<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third?\n<R0y2> yeah\n<R0y2> when i cum in you\n<R0y2> i feel the law is broken\n<R0y2> you are twelve years old\n<jayo> haha\n<R0y2> ^_^
bash.org #26582:\n \n<saint_> i should masturbate\n<saint_> but like\n<saint_> my sister lives with me\n<Agent_069> hahaha\n<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P
bash.org #26586:\n \nKid1: What are you, illiterate?\nTeacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people.\nKid2: Yea, we write about them.
bash.org #26590:\n \n<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today.\n<Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online...\n<Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK
bash.org #26597:\n \n<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore.\n<matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow.\n<iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?
bash.org #26602:\n \n<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep\n<+gabu> yes\n<+gabu> but you're from australia\n<+gabu> you sleep during the day\n<+gabu> don't you ?
bash.org #26615:\n \n< Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2 Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said  something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the internet'
bash.org #26636:\n \n<Real^Quasar> anyway: my 56k is going half the speed it used to\n<cts> it might be your line\n<Threeboy> check if anyone is stepping on your wire\n<Real^Quasar> hmm\n<Threeboy> but don't put the modem to your face, cause they take thier foot off\n<Threeboy> and you get sprayed with data.\n<Real^Quasar> ...
bash.org #26638:\n \n<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.\n<greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off.\n<OniSlave> Did u get an A?\n<greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video.  Asshole teachers are probably wanking it right now.
bash.org #26639:\n \n<gozu> it was an image, and expression, a metaphot
bash.org #26640:\n \n<fox1324> fucking hell\n<fox1324> my mom dosent want me to get that backpack cause she thinks its gay\n<neo123> what backpack?\n<neo123> HOLY FUCK THAT BACKPACK IS GAY\n<fox1324> im gonna get that backpack and then have sex with like 40 hot girls\n<fox1324> and then it wont be gay\n<neo123> but somehow you will still be\n<fox1324> say that after ive had sex with 40 hot girls
bash.org #26642:\n \nlosercmc: I'm going to kill splintercell, or at least get banned trying \nSgtsnowman85: yea u should \nSgtsnowman85: if i had enough money i'd fly to his city and track him down \nSgtsnowman85: and lick his ass \nSgtsnowman85: AH! \nlosercmc: hahaha \nSgtsnowman85: kick! \nSgtsnowman85: omg
bash.org #26646:\n \n<GTi-brenter> just went to read the paper, our movie reviewer is so homo \n<GTi-brenter> he gives low star ratings to all the blockbuster movies \n<GTi-brenter> but then gives 4 stars to all the foreign films that tells about the french mans penis falling off \n<GTi-fippy> that one was good
bash.org #26651:\n \n*iRc-AsS* ok POOP story.......I knew this one fucked up kid.,.he came to ohio from idaho....there was a special tree hangin out over a freewayor something....daily....he would climb that tree..and while being hidden by the trees foliage..he would SHIT on the passing cars
bash.org #26661:\n \n<JoeSCHM0E> i cook so badly, we pray AFTER meals
bash.org #26665:\n \n<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute\n<Kiger> lol\n<Kiger> you did that aich?\n<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"\n<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
bash.org #26666:\n \n<Threeboy> it's cause we're all infected with IRC.\n<mutatedjellyfish> speak for yourself\n<mutatedjellyfish> im a scientific observer of the victims of this "IRC"\n<mutatedjellyfish> me and my associates are working on developing a cure\n<Threeboy> doc, we need 55cc's of social life, STAT!\n<mach_one> NOOOOOOOO!\n<mach_one> get that needle away from me!\n* mach_one runs back to his cave\n<mutatedjellyfish> restrain him!
bash.org #26673:\n \n<[m1]> imagine filling a realdoll with ketchup and dropping it from the top of a building\n<[m1]> and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's standing there when the realdoll lands \n<[m1]> and he start jerking off \n<[m1]> and quoting Macbeth \n<friar> imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out\n<friar> imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you see the tip everytime he opens his mouth
bash.org #26677:\n \n<Packet> Reminds me of the time I was naked and tried to break into that grade school... \n<Packet> What were we talking about?
bash.org #26692:\n \n<@Amitlu> errr\n<@Amitlu> i mean do\n<SpeedyPhoenix> do who?\n<SpeedyPhoenix> >.>\n<@Amitlu> -_-\n* @Amitlu gives Speedy a black guy\n<@Amitlu> eye*\n<@Amitlu> If you quote me, I'll kill you >.<
bash.org #26703:\n \n<Melissa> skinny is teh win \n<Melissa> bettar than fat \n<DarkShadow> true\n<Melissa> nothing weirder than hearing a guys flab smack against you while fucking \n<Melissa> talk about a mood killer
bash.org #26707:\n \n<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace\n<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.\n<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.\n<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.\n<ShinJN> whoa\n* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz\n<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater\n<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?\n<ShinJN> it's there\n<ShinJN> i was joking\n<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?\n<ShinJN> no
bash.org #26711:\n \n* suicide6x packets stikys brain\n<suicide6x> Now you are dumb\n<Yottabyte> too late\n<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection\n<Stiky> shut up\n<Stiky> more like\n<Stiky> 26k now\n<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl\n<suicide6x> ha\n<suicide6x> exploit!
bash.org #26718:\n \n(@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.
bash.org #26729:\n \n<Dracostian> i just saw the worst movie ever\n<spanker> your birth?
bash.org #26736:\n \n<Jsangspar> PEEKAY! >:O I DEMAND USE OF hi\n<Jsangspar> :\\n<PK-Fortis> what?\n<Jsangspar> violent mood-swings mid-sentence\n<Jsangspar> I think I have PMS.
bash.org #26739:\n \n<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.\n<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested\n<IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.\n<IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait.
bash.org #26741:\n \n<Ouroboros> You know, I think the modern-day computer tech replaces, to some extent, the mystic of ancient times. \n<Ouroboros> Here we have these strange, inexplicable boxes that are sometimes possessed by demons, and the mystic comes and opens the sacred box and waves his magic charms and things and somehow exorcises the spirits and makes everything good and whole again. \n<Ouroboros> Then he takes all your money and disappears.
bash.org #26766:\n \n<Spink> man\n<Spink> I shot myself in the neck, that sucked\n<Minion> it's too bad you obviously survived\n<Spink> yeah\n<Spink> If only it was a gun\n<Spink> I'd probably be happier\n<Minion> We'd all be happier\n<Spink> jizz on my collar :/
bash.org #26767:\n \n<Comedy> Now now, we all like our anal virginity. \n<timbo`> mine was violated with my first poo
bash.org #26768:\n \n<@kronz> dot <--\n<@kronz> wait no\n<@kronz> . <-- dot
bash.org #26770:\n \n<Midtown> my family is going down the tube fast...\n<Punkrwker> y is dat?\n<Midtown> i walk into my rents comp room and my 13 year old bro is beatin off\n<Midtown> so i run into my moms room laughing my ass off and i say "go look at spence"\n<Midtown> she goes "is he playing with himself again"\n<Punkrwker> hahahahahahaha\n<Midtown> i almost fucking died laughing, then i was like ...."again?"
bash.org #26776:\n \n* Lieutenant_Dan thinks that it strangely tastes like poo\n<Lieutenant_Dan> my mum made heaps of this cream caramel stuff\n<Lieutenant_Dan> it's awesome!\n<Jed_D`Lagged> Ew.\n<Ragnarok`> did ur mum have a shit or something?
bash.org #26778:\n \n<LunchPailTree> the moral of this story is: if you have no morals, go get yourself a 12 year old friend so you can fuck her after you drug her
bash.org #26791:\n \n<bn> YOU SON OF A BITCH\n<Watts> bn raises an interesting point
bash.org #26798:\n \n<fox> i just banged my boob and lost my dog :(\n<itchy> better than losing your boob and banging your dog
bash.org #26803:\n \n<irq> so i was spanking-the-monkey for all it was worth and just about to cum\n<irq> when my dad bangs on the door\n<irq> i say "i'm comming"\n<irq> and my dad says "that wont help you open the door"\n<irq> now i am going to need theorpy for life!
bash.org #26804:\n \n<SupaSupa> I got an Eclipse and it is missing the 3 bottom gears, wtf is wrong with it\n<Monte`SS`> bahahahahaha\n<Monte`SS`> "missing"\n<Monte`SS`> whered they go?\n<SupaSupa> They are hiding
bash.org #26811:\n \n<Qualjyn> you fucking pussy ass fucker\n<Qualjyn> i hate your fucking mom you bitch\n<Qualjyn> suck my cock crap face\n<Qualjyn> -\n<Qualjyn> a haiku by Qualjyn
bash.org #26819:\n \n<CM^> Im just two letters and an arrow to you, arent I?
bash.org #26837:\n \n<Shephard> what I look like in real life is not relevant\n<Shephard> Imagine Adolf Hitler
bash.org #26905:\n \n<AxlRs> Wow the bottom 50 of quotes sure seems to consist of geeks bashing everything from the Irish to blacks to gays. \n<AxlRs> Makes me think there are a lot of computer nerds out there living in the closet secretly yearning for a big black Irish cock in the butt.
bash.org #26915:\n \n<toilet2k3> im full of shit\n<toilet2k3> ://///////////////////
bash.org #26945:\n \n<crisp> http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=7&aff=12691\n<bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those!\n<bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real, especially during use. Mild lime scent."\n<bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark?\n<Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass\n<Teargarden> er...um...nevermind
bash.org #26967:\n \n<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys are guys, and little boys are FBI agents
bash.org #26968:\n \n<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated
bash.org #26969:\n \n<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God".  But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell.
bash.org #26981:\n \n<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;)
bash.org #26984:\n \n<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.\n<Fleebis> Especially you.
bash.org #26985:\n \n-=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?\n\n-=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper\n-=   x1bncwn] :P
bash.org #26987:\n \n<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.\n<Drugdown> ...nothingness.\n<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!
bash.org #26988:\n \n<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?\n<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
bash.org #26989:\n \n<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.\n<Fleebis> Was it JPEG?
bash.org #26994:\n \n<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking off to the girls in playboy\n<Ronwe> sean: you've jerked off to a barbie doll?\n<iTM> wtf\n<Ronwe> that' just pathetic\n<sean> yes, many MANY times\n<Ronwe> I mean, I've done it to Charsi's ass in D2.. but never to a barbie doll\n<Ronwe> and it was only once... too lazy to go find some decent porn to smack to\n<Astro> lol\n<iTM> Charsi's ass?\n<Ronwe> yeah... it's tight and firm\n<Ronwe> I'm not going to explain any more\n<Ronwe> I'm already afraid of this making it to bash
bash.org #26995:\n \n<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb\n<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me
bash.org #26996:\n \n* nephlite is listening to korean pop \n<Anwar> is it about starcraft? \n<nephlite> probably
bash.org #26999:\n \n<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like\n<+MaNiAk> webcams\n<+MaNiAk> since she has win95\n<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?\n<+Munkey> lol\n<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*\n<@Magus> eww\n<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off
bash.org #27025:\n \n<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
bash.org #27028:\n \n<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have won!\n<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.\n<Everdraed> Exactly Luna\n* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs\n<Skyday> :OP!!!!!!
bash.org #27111:\n \n<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?\n<Ronwe> wtf is bash\n<viro\|away> http://www.bash.org\n* Ronwe goes\n<Ronwe> oh fuck.
bash.org #27168:\n \n<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!\n<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!\n<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!\n* PERL_ZEALOT has been kicked by PERL_ZEALOT (cock in mouth)\n* PERL_ZEALOT (~perlzeal@d-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.dynamic.umr.edu) has joined #xxxxxxxx\n* ChanServ sets mode +o PERL_ZEALOT\n<PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD\n<PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete
bash.org #27181:\n \n<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything\n<jonathans> yes\n<jonathans> it will heat the water
bash.org #27232:\n \n<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN\n<crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT
bash.org #27238:\n \n<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail\n<Boogaleeboo> Eh.\n<Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me\n<Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds\n<Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the fuck I am"\n<Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans\n<Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent
bash.org #27275:\n \n<kisama> these penguin mints are weak\n<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines\n<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints
bash.org #27289:\n \n(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room\n(timmo) and woke up\n(timmo) and they were fucking whacking\n[Gimdb] i'd finish them off
bash.org #27306:\n \n(timmo) her boobies are fake\n(timmo) ;[\n[nyisles] hmm\n[nyisles] are they photoshopped\n[nyisles] ?\n[Guilty] No\n[Guilty] They're implants
bash.org #27312:\n \n* Xian just heard a loud bang out side \n<Xian> OMG \n<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car! \n<Valv\|tuba> WHAT? \n<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?
bash.org #27386:\n \n<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite\n<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy\n<gortho> we're happy for you\n<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries\n<psmylie> what?!?\n<psmylie> ...\n<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?
bash.org #27388:\n \n<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar\n<SmMeTh> heh\n<Eightba\|\|> lol, more very bi-polar\n<brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom\n<soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?\n<NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO\n<Eightba\|\|> lol\n<soup> lolo nate\n<soup> you are to witty for your own good
bash.org #27406:\n \n* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school\n<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school
bash.org #27421:\n \n<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!\nBhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi\n<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)
bash.org #27427:\n \n<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work\n<Phucker> You mean masturbation?\n<weed> i havn't done that in a while\n<weed> i must be gettin old\n<Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday\n<Phucker> So I'm good\n<weed> 6 times?!\n<Phucker> Yeah\n<weed> you must be 'chapped'
bash.org #27433:\n \nTC3743: My laptop is ghetto.\nsgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like 'bling bling'?\nTC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the toaster to the coffee machine =/\nsgtpudding: LOL\nsgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater" right now\nTC3743: lol\nTC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...
bash.org #27436:\n \nKiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question\nKiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?\nKiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?\nEric3934: no\nKiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks
bash.org #27437:\n \n<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air freshener
bash.org #27438:\n \n<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain\n<synjaWrk> $300/year\n<synjaWrk> daamn\n<sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ?\n<synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one\n<synjaWrk> :)
bash.org #27440:\n \n<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?\n<MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder\n<Wonderboy> what you're coding?\n<MastaB> Hack tools.
bash.org #27443:\n \n<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results\n<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"
bash.org #27447:\n \n<Aximili> aha Kids' Jeopardy is like Celebrity Jeopardy except they know the answers
bash.org #27452:\n \n<pvah> when i got my cable modem.......i had to get rid of about 4 friends in order to manage my time
bash.org #27455:\n \n<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?\n<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN
bash.org #27460:\n \n<Markie> i dont hate dido, i just don't think she's got a particually great voice\n<Woody> she sounds better than mendy in the shower and thats good enough for me ;)\n<Markie> how do u know what he sounds like in the shower ?!\n<Mendez> I'm very quiet in the shower I'll have you know... you have to be otherwise they hear you coming up behind them as they bend down to get the soap...
bash.org #27462:\n \n<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p\n<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.
bash.org #27466:\n \n(@Xolution): what is this "social" you speak of?\n(moriarty): it's like IRC, but with touching
bash.org #27467:\n \n<Lilmuckers> i watched this great program about gays getting murdered \n<crt2k> ...\n<Lilmuckers> well,  \n<Lilmuckers> gay people being persecuted \n<IUG> ...\n<Lilmuckers> damnit \n<Lilmuckers> i'm not making this sound good am i?
bash.org #27474:\n \n<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD\n<Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy?\n<Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT\n<Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH\n<Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP\n<Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING\n<Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR\n<Funk> Masturbating over.
bash.org #27477:\n \n* Joins: Julie_ (~warez@63.243.0.98)\nJulie_ is ~warez@63.243.0.98 * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc *\n<jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix.\n<jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size\n<Julie_> ha\n<jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form
bash.org #27478:\n \n<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?
bash.org #27481:\n \n<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once\n<freeweed> it really fucks things up
bash.org #27483:\n \n<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland\n\n<bri> :\n\n<kitten> heh\n\n<bri> i hum the theme music\n\n<bri> and jump on bushes\n\n<bri> but then i get all cut up\n\n<bri> :
bash.org #27484:\n \n<bri> 12\n\n<bri> er\n\n<bri> 22\n\n<napalm_> sweet...\n\n<napalm_> oh\n\n<bri> either way\n\n<napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.\n\n<napalm_> lol\n\n<bri> im not gonna ask\n\n<napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.
bash.org #27485:\n \n<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down?  was it shut down?\n<ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive
bash.org #27489:\n \n<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
bash.org #27491:\n \n<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole.\n<@Riffraff> COOL!\n<+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.
bash.org #27494:\n \n< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!\n< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds\n< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram\n< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?\n< cristib> that's deep
bash.org #27510:\n \n<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1\n<@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick\n<@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.
bash.org #27535:\n \n<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."
bash.org #27608:\n \n<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab\n<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit\n<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it\n<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
bash.org #27628:\n \n<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes\n<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo\n<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
bash.org #27650:\n \n<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases.\n<`MT> other 10% have cocks
bash.org #27690:\n \n<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story\n<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy\n<lazz\|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers\n<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach  its target audience.
bash.org #27741:\n \n<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities. \n<Dwopple the Orc> huh?
bash.org #27791:\n \n<Raenne>  Damnit, my cookies are only half baked\n<Tungee>  Smoke em up a bit more then\n<Futility>  Heh heh heh... half baked.\n<Raenne>  I stuck em back in the oven :)\n<Tungee>  Mazi\n<Tungee>  Nazi\n<Raenne>  ...\n<Raenne>  They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE\n<Raenne>  chocolate chip :)\n<Tungee>  The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
bash.org #27794:\n \n<Vellius>  ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
bash.org #27823:\n \n* m4z3` kicks dalnet\n* Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ()))\n<Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
bash.org #27863:\n \n(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment"\n(@Phitz): hahahaha\n(@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie\n*** Joins: hootie (blah@209.250.58.28)\n(@BigTruck): :o\n(@Phitz): wtf\n(@BigTruck): my mind just exploded\n(@Phitz): *nod*
bash.org #27893:\n \n<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang\n<Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it\n<illy>yumm...
bash.org #27914:\n \n<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.\n<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
bash.org #27921:\n \n<Kiko> I love you guys\n<@mjau> we love you too kiko \n<@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce \n<@mjau> KIKOMAN\n<@mjau> hehehe\n<@mjau> salty yet delicious\n<Kiko> Thats what SHE said\n<Kiko> :)
bash.org #27944:\n \nUsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!!\nAkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.
bash.org #28033:\n \n<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were korean\n<@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}
bash.org #28049:\n \nStatik : are you going to sleep?\nStatik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep\nStatik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(
bash.org #28053:\n \n<+Fro`> flea markets have black people?\n<+santa\|> Fro` yeah, cheap too
bash.org #28079:\n \n<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct?\n<Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted\n<PS_GAMER> Thanks.
bash.org #28125:\n \n<Rjx> I could be good at marketing\n<Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks\n<Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
bash.org #28132:\n \n<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything
bash.org #28141:\n \n<Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument. Please choose what hell you want to involve\n<Dedushka> i dunno much fortran\n<madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think u program not working.  gorak consult rock and tree."
bash.org #28167:\n \n<worksoufy> man i need to eat\n<Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man"\n<worksoufy> sick bastard you are
bash.org #28175:\n \n<clay> my car is immobile\n<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing\n<clay> i can push it around
bash.org #28214:\n \n<krisi> anyone from ireland?\n<Tbodd> no, we're all sober
bash.org #28226:\n \n<Threeboy> don't use it ever when i'm in here please.\n<_3D_Mike\|work> use what?\n<_3D_Mike\|work> whigger?\n<Threeboy> "nigger" it's fucking rascist.\n<JonM> I am not racisct\n<JonM> it was easier to type then african american
bash.org #28232:\n \n[Blaxthos] my ass\n[Blaxthos] is like\n[Blaxthos] intelligent\n[Blaxthos] he makes one nice solid shitlog\n[Blaxthos] to work as a cork\n[Blaxthos] and then behind it is nothing but apocolyptic oatmealshit\n[Blaxthos] it feels like my body is deflating\n[Blaxthos] after i jettison the cork
bash.org #28348:\n \n<tis_berni> I'm a construction worker\n<tis_berni> for one more week\n<tam> and then?\n<moof> then he has to be the indian or the navy guy.
bash.org #28379:\n \n<Tr1driph0n> shouldn't the past tense of shit be shot?\n<Tr1driph0n> like, you know, 'i shot my pants'?
bash.org #28496:\n \n*** Quits: amyafk (africhot@vw-12506.bigpond.net.au) (Exit: Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn isstill dark!)\n<jm> Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn
bash.org #28605:\n \n<Yukanojo> engrish.com is proof that the japanese are just as bad as the americans in that they like to spout stupid things in other languages\n<Yukanojo> for all we know, those shirts with trendy kanji on them probably say "WOODEN BLOATED CHICKEN PENIS"
bash.org #28690:\n \n<Falsity> tricks are fo kids\n<ircbuddy> And hookers.
bash.org #28701:\n \n<Damocles> one of my classmate from HS apparently got a boob job.\n<ogre173> cool\n<ogre173> is it done good?\n<Wetzel_116> heh\n<Jim258> lol\n<Damocles> dunno.\n<Damocles> she works at the video store by my house.\n<Damocles> I should go take a look.\n<Jim258> or two...
bash.org #28878:\n \n* Blaxthos continues to study\n<WannaB> Blaxthos what are you studing?\n<@Blaxthos> brushing up my large scale IP skill\n<WannaB> subnetting?
bash.org #28881:\n \n<Tbodd> I pull no punches with the women\n<Tbodd> otherwise, they just get back up and beat the crap outta me
bash.org #28923:\n \n<FZ1> raff on #banan \n<FZ1> raff using irc.efnet.pl ATMAN Network, Warsaw, Poland \n<FZ1> raff End of /WHOIS list.\n<shaan> wow \n<shaan> the polish have an irc server \n<shaan> i wonder how many it takes to run it
bash.org #28970:\n \n<jestuh> QDB TIP OF THE DAY: ALL THE GOOD NIGGERS JOKES CAN BE ACCESSED BY CLICKING 'BOTTOM'
bash.org #28972:\n \n<@weagley> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid\n<@orion> unfortunately not\n<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
bash.org #28975:\n \n<%jdp> i come first!\n<%TruWizdom> yeah thats what i hear\n<%TruWizdom> like after 12 seconds
bash.org #28978:\n \n<GRiPEX> why am i getting packeted from ACA2CA99.ipt.aol.com \n<GRiPEX> its killing my linux machine
bash.org #29003:\n \n<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...\n<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"\n<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
bash.org #29025:\n \n<Ed> Why is there so much fat porn lately? Someone needs to be shot.\n<Rivorus> what the hell is wrong with fat porn?\n<Toad> Yeah, I'm sure they all have great personalities.
bash.org #29040:\n \n<spoony> i'm not bright but i can lift heavy things
bash.org #29046:\n \n<zamros> My names Nickie.Im a 17 year old mommie to a beautiful 13 month old little girl(born July 21,2001).Im also 19 weeks pregnant with what is believed to be a boy..and our last child! Our meaning my husband.He's 19 years old and in the army.We've been together 3 years and married for almost 1. We're currently stationed in Fort Bragg,NC. Look forward to reading all your posts!\n<zamros> DEAR NICKIE\n<zamros> YOU'VE RUINED YOUR FUCKING LIFE\n<zamros> SINCERELY,\n<zamros> GOD
bash.org #29066:\n \n<rudesmurf> oh, by the way, you have woman arms. \n<@Chomps> not really, but I have child's wrists \n<rudesmurf> why is that? \n<@Chomps> because i cut them off some kid
bash.org #29134:\n \n<InkyTriviaBot> Question: what was the first zeppelin made of?\n<InkyTriviaBot> answer:  --------\n<AlexisMachine> fire
bash.org #29151:\n \n<SteveCase> what does one do here?\n<hunnybun> jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials
bash.org #29237:\n \n(irix): scrim?\n(irix): :o\n(jot): against?\n(irix): team colorado\n(irix): :)\n(jot): we only play people from states that matter
bash.org #29243:\n \n<tate> has anyone played this Amercan's Army game?\n<Beerman> nope\n<Goonigoogoo> I've read about it, but never downloaded it\n<Beerman> I wonder if you can mod it\n<Beerman> "talibans army"\n<Beerman> that would be a fun game\n<tate> yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax\n<tate> and hide in caves
bash.org #29247:\n \n<dingo> did you hear the polish government bought 5000 septic tanks?\n<twolovvers> what in the hell for?\n<twolovvers> well, as soon as they figure out how to drive them, they're going to invade germany.\n<twolovvers> huh?\n<twolovvers> I'm very naive, and I pay no attention to world news\n<twolovvers> so if your bullshitting me I havn't a clue\n<dingo> septic tanks....drive them...going to invade...\n<dingo> umm...\n<dingo> you dye your hair blonde lately?\n<twolovvers> no it's dark brown with a hint of red\n<twolovvers> septic tanks aren't meant to be driven\n<dingo> ...\n<twolovvers> so your making a polish joke to mock them?\n<dingo> i think they're mocking themselves at this point.
bash.org #29261:\n \n<+atseleon> like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty \n<@LillieCharlotte> smart gal
bash.org #29276:\n \n<slappy> I leave punk on for my cats so they'll get more hardcore while I'm out
bash.org #29284:\n \n<enajyram> support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
bash.org #29291:\n \n<acetylcholine> if it's 2 things i hate it's racial profiling and arabs on my airplane
bash.org #29317:\n \n<Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me\n<Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard\n<tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn?\n<Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P\n<tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway?
bash.org #29321:\n \n<tima> k, i'm starving\n<rocky> fooooooood\n<OlDirtyB> im starving too\n<EConc_> god, since when did #nerdz become ethiopia?
bash.org #29353:\n \n<lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350 bucks\n<finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?
bash.org #29355:\n \n<finneas> the only good thing tom green has been in is drew berrymore
bash.org #29356:\n \n<SC__AT> 3. What united states president was in office during the civil war? \n<SC__AT> Times up! The answer was: forty three
bash.org #29379:\n \n<@Pumiliocumfustis> these speakers have so much bass\n<@qrg> how do they fit fish in such small boxes
bash.org #29402:\n \n<misogynic> Senor: tell me, is your mother still attractive?\n<SenorWeird> for someone her age, I'd say so.\n<misogynic> Can I have her number?\n<SenorWeird> (305)867-5309\n<misogynic> :D!\n<misogynic> What's her name?\n<SenorWeird> Jenny\n<misogynic> Is that her honest number?
bash.org #29403:\n \n<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up.\n<Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.
bash.org #29423:\n \n<DoomLord9> heh. reminds me of the other day. my mom walked up to me with a pair of panties and says "i found these in your room. care to explain" i was like "......no, i can't explain that, but thank you for the hope that women come into my room and strip when i'm not there. you have made my day happy"\n<DoomLord9> unfortunetly, they were just my sisters she had just taken out of the wash. i was kinda bummed about that
bash.org #29433:\n \nNastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off\n<matt> that don't impress me much
bash.org #29435:\n \n<nastsm0m> jakob do me a favor?\n<nastsm0m> never get married\n<nastsm0m> never breed\n<nastsm0m> in fact don't even date\n<Greylark> don't ever leave your room\n<nastsm0m> yeah that either\n<jakob> you just described my life... :(
bash.org #29442:\n \n<Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
bash.org #29468:\n \n<Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did\n<Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing \n<logik_> kill\n<Mdar> kill\n<gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do?\n<Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?
bash.org #29471:\n \n<MoLsOnGiRL> hehe ive been just laughing my ass off here the past half hour\n<Owyn> I think we figured as much.\n<Owyn> Giggly? Now you have the "munchies"?\n<Owyn> Or are you starting to "burn out"\n<MoLsOnGiRL> hey hey\n* Owyn runs out of pot slang
bash.org #29498:\n \n<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.
bash.org #29529:\n \n<Drizuid> what operating system does linux run on?
bash.org #29549:\n \n<@rudesmurf> my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea\n<@rudesmurf> it tastes like cold tea \n<@pikacheney> iced tea is cold tea...
bash.org #29550:\n \n* Re-monkey (re-monkey@cdm-208-52-188-lkch.cox-internet.com) has joined #geekissues\n<Re-monkey> Wow\n<Re-monkey> It's all the people I've been laughing at.\n<Re-monkey> I love reading QDB.\n<Re-monkey> This is almost like seeing all the great celebs in one place.\n<Re-monkey> But, not quite.
bash.org #29649:\n \n* weagley rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS\n<RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs?\n<weagley> yes\n<RushMore> lucky cunt\n<RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot\n<RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation
bash.org #29653:\n \n<KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem ban programme.\n<KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in your computer before you know it so what you think scared?
bash.org #29657:\n \n<Azrel> that was a pain in the ass\n<AnalBoy24m> I know the feeling.
bash.org #29660:\n \n([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn "\n([Locutus]) know it now?\n(@Wagoo) yaw\n(@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time\n(@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details though :/
bash.org #29663:\n \n<Olan> I haven't been in her for a while...\n<nukem> i'm sorry to hear that
bash.org #29667:\n \n<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END\n<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.\n<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
bash.org #29688:\n \n<ATAD> I saw a girl that has a pikachu umbrella\n<ATAD> it's all yellow, has pikachu's face on it, and 2 pikachu ears sticking off the top\n<Wagoo> Was she seckzy?\n<ATAD> iono\n<ATAD> I was looking at the pikachu umbrella more\n<Wagoo> "Hello my dear, that's an awfully attractive pikachu umberella you have there, maybe you'd like to come back to my dorm room to discuss it's forms, themes, and concept."
bash.org #29693:\n \n* Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign\n<Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking.....\n<Kyle> Cock ring of glory.\n<Amuck50> cock ring of +2 protection
bash.org #29709:\n \n<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
bash.org #29712:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...\n<daenonok> dude you slept in class?\n<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants\n<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)\n<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...\n<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me
bash.org #29789:\n \n<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers\n<Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers\n<Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog?\n<Boogaleeboo> Silly\n<Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY\n<Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist.\n<Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first\n<Joe_> Touche
bash.org #29834:\n \n<Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin?\n<Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training.\n<Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is.\n<Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.
bash.org #29841:\n \n<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS\n<Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX\n<Frinky> WOW\n<Frinky> I never would have guessed that\n<Swimguy37> no kiddin\n<Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story
bash.org #29845:\n \n<Jedi-Ohki> yah, and im a newbie because i've been a. using mirc since...1998 b. been using the internet since...1995, or c. all of the above.
bash.org #29873:\n \n*** Joins: Becky (~ral919@RisaNet-5356.dialip.mich.net)\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Becky\n(@Coffee): [Becky] Hmm..your cute.
bash.org #29889:\n \n<shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the cookies.\n<JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie monster"
bash.org #29892:\n \nCreeDi: I made a joke to this chick about how she was grumpy because she was\nbeaten a lot as a child, and it turns out she really was.\nCreeDi: I felt about as big as a keebler elf testicle.
bash.org #29893:\n \ndodee: yall need hobbies. =)\nCreeeD: says IRC boy.
bash.org #29916:\n \n<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.
bash.org #29926:\n \n<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute?\n<rswAFK> it's not born yet.\n<Dodee> that's young, even for matt.\n<rswAFK> she's underage, anyway.\n<CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?
bash.org #29939:\n \ndodee: I look british.\ndodee: I think it's the haircut.\n[jhk]: it's probably the teeth
bash.org #29945:\n \n<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them\n<CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked.  The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho.\n<dodee> jesus christ
bash.org #29960:\n \n<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men\n<CardCheat> some are all three, pork\n<Shovelbearer> uglesbimen
bash.org #29965:\n \n[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!
bash.org #29980:\n \n<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay="true" loop="false" width="400" height="100">\n<X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid?\n<hasek30> nah its not
bash.org #30019:\n \n<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out \n    or what?"
bash.org #30030:\n \n<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess\n<MiDGeT`> but cooler\n<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
bash.org #30044:\n \n<@pr3x3l> my sister goes to emory\n<@Blaxthos> is she hot ?\n<@pr3x3l> we think she's a lesbian dude\n<@Blaxthos> what's her number ?\n<@Blaxthos> i'll finalize the decision for her
bash.org #30045:\n \n<Grim> <chikster> fuck a pole\n<Grim> *** [#geekissues] No users matching *.pl found on channel.
bash.org #30133:\n \n<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day
bash.org #30136:\n \n<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night.\n<ThePlaya> Do so\n<Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.
bash.org #30137:\n \n<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM\n<Creeper> Herpies
bash.org #30161:\n \n<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning pussy"\n<[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich
bash.org #30162:\n \n<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying. \n<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
bash.org #30165:\n \n<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs\n<stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.
bash.org #30166:\n \n<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't get on CS!\n<Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are probably playing it!\n<H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?
bash.org #30196:\n \n<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague these days\n<Ishap> They're staging rebellions\n<MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?
bash.org #30238:\n \n<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass. \n<Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
bash.org #30248:\n \n<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair \n<Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost\n<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue
bash.org #30252:\n \n<thinkmad> your face sucks\n<thinkmad> watch my movie\n<thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov\n<Hummer> thats good advertising\n<Hummer> start off with an insult. always works\n<Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste!\n<Hummer> hahah\n<golic3> He got your attention though\n<Hummer> true\n<Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!
bash.org #30255:\n \n<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding! \n<PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
bash.org #30262:\n \n<ash26> tip \n<ash26> never call yourself an american in england \n<ash26> claim your canadian \n<ash26> it will be so much easier for you
bash.org #30264:\n \n* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside \n<Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes? \n* Ricyn checks weatherbug. \n<Ricyn> 60mph gusts\n<Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail \n<Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump
bash.org #30267:\n \n<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
bash.org #30268:\n \n<Mougly> you cant fire me...slaves have to be sold!
bash.org #30287:\n \n<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do you know?
bash.org #30305:\n \n<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak.
bash.org #30317:\n \n<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now\n<Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?
bash.org #30325:\n \n<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night\n<Admiral_Justin> someone did?\n<Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in?\n<Admiral_Justin> :o\n<Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.
bash.org #30330:\n \n<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep\n<marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos
bash.org #30340:\n \n<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks\n<@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?
bash.org #30354:\n \n<Blaxthos> kat is a female\n<Blaxthos> and in #cisco ?\n<u3q> kat is playing hard to want
bash.org #30380:\n \n<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
bash.org #30461:\n \n<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs\n<Kevyn> Heh. Damn.\n<Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.
bash.org #30472:\n \n<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling\n<Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor\n<Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out
bash.org #30495:\n \n<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop \n<SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat. \n<Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop \n<Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o
bash.org #30503:\n \n<Games> (__*__)\n<Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!!\n<Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.
bash.org #30504:\n \n<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg\n<+kritical`> damn look at them linux people\n<+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman???\n<+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money
bash.org #30506:\n \n<BLackGuyFrom_Canada> who is asl?
bash.org #30507:\n \n<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again\n<Cain> GDSfsa\n<Cain> hj\n<Cain> auhjs\n<Cain> NO \n<asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU\n<Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time
bash.org #30508:\n \n<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name?\n<Guest56750> iam new to mirc\n<Guest69> type "/nick nickname"\n*** Guest56750 is now known as nickname
bash.org #30509:\n \n<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?\n<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.\n<Nookadum> Thanks.\n* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)\n\nSome time later.\n\n* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo\n<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!\n<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.\n<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.\n* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)
bash.org #30510:\n \n<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now\n<@orion> so they'll be at the bottom\n<@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes\n<!scabb> that's where those niggers belong.\n<@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb\n<@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc
bash.org #30511:\n \n<manda> i said it once ill say it agian\n<manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net\n<Zer0ne> unless in jpg form
bash.org #30512:\n \n*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har)))
bash.org #30513:\n \n(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at\nfull blast on repeat and locked the guy's room\n(Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door.\n(Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.
bash.org #30514:\n \n<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet\n<Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network\n<ZS> is it called "the internet"?
bash.org #30515:\n \nCAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"?\nCAT g ON k: lol\nATRFenix: yes\nATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc\nATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag\nATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.'\nATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.
bash.org #30516:\n \n<Firefly-offwork> I like nut cereals \n* Delusion teabags Firefly's breakfast.
bash.org #30517:\n \n<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit\n<zewm> i would like to lux\n<zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore\n<lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation\n<zewm> i don't care about that\n<zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it
bash.org #30518:\n \n<deltax> cancer is due to sloppy programming on god's part
bash.org #30523:\n \nLotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get O working\nLotach: and no, not oprah\nHolyViper7: dude, she's oprah.\nHolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat\nLotach: there's no getting oprah working\nLotach: it's a double whammy\nLotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work because she's fat
bash.org #30543:\n \n<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy\n<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
bash.org #30544:\n \n<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff.\n<blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."
bash.org #30550:\n \n<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>>\n<Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me?\n* Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get.\n<Kirika> Care to announce what?\n<Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.
bash.org #30558:\n \n<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3\n\n<MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.
bash.org #30560:\n \n<promo> can you op me in the main plz.\n<Raz\|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet\n<Raz\|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ?\n<promo> huh\n<Raz\|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman\n<promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
bash.org #30590:\n \n[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick
bash.org #30606:\n \n<`Syntax> iListen to pink floyd: wall.modify(numBricks++);
bash.org #30754:\n \n<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend?\n<tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted.\n<tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland\n<tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice
bash.org #30787:\n \n<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks
bash.org #30838:\n \n<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
bash.org #30845:\n \n<Blaxthos> i told them i got busted for stuffing 100 kilos of coke inside of a dead cop's corpse
bash.org #30863:\n \n<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo\n<dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp.\n<dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(
bash.org #31034:\n \n<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it?\n<JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...)\n<Nimduin> There's a VI?\n<Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?
bash.org #31051:\n \n<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan?\n<eric\|work> no\n<Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.
bash.org #31105:\n \n[JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo (cuervo@digits.zerokarma.sleepers.net)\n<cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT #SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.
bash.org #31106:\n \n<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac \n<daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames \n(elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh \n(elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh \n<cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh \n(elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh \n<cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh (\n(elend) with.my.cool.li.sh  \n(elend) no.sh.it.sh
bash.org #31109:\n \n<Epsilon> You know you play too much FF7 when you play any of it at all.
bash.org #31114:\n \n<DK_Tech_Master> #1\n<DK_Tech_Master> i could....\n<DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly back before tourney\n<DK_Tech_Master> or....\n<DK_Tech_Master> #2\n<DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction\n<xThanatoSx> hm. \n<xThanatoSx> decisions.... \n<xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the hotel room
bash.org #31123:\n \n<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my living room\n<IcX\|-hoS> if I get up I get lost
bash.org #31124:\n \n<tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old mexican\n<TO> Me too man.\n<TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9\n<Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female\n<TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human
bash.org #31128:\n \n<spicrx7> what do you guys use for burnin cd's?\n<spazzer> fire
bash.org #31130:\n \n<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun\n<tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
bash.org #31131:\n \n<ethanv> QUESTION #184: What is the largest lake in the world?\n(trendwhore) Caspain Sea\n<+BootsSiR> trendwhore's mom's bathtub
bash.org #31132:\n \n<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman\n<Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen
bash.org #31135:\n \n(elend) now back to figuring out where my ut cd is \n(elend) I've officially come to the conclusion the Ensim WEBppliance lib took the UT disc to the local bar to get drunk \n(elend) Ensim: "Hey, you want to magically vanish?" UT Disc: "Oh I don't know...." Ensim: "It's cool, I'm a piece of shit, I know how to get away with these things" \n(elend) so right now some binary compiled code and a disc are sitting at some bar getting wasted no doubt. \n<Rustblade> then they will proceed to get laid afterwards \n<Rustblade> sad thing is, the UT disc and ensim will get laid BEFORE we ever do
bash.org #31139:\n \n<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.
bash.org #31147:\n \n<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app it'll display without a real window\n<Spacey> heh\n<sente> oh you meant x11\n<sente> i thought you meant mdma :\n<sente> hooray for x!
bash.org #31148:\n \n<Jezebel> but then he sprouted up about 6 inches\n<Jezebel> it was late puberty i guess
bash.org #31153:\n \n<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
bash.org #31155:\n \n<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything\n<Firamas> insomnia\n<Firamas> homework\n<lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs?\n<Firamas> hunger\n<Firamas> ok, almost everything\n<lvlsixtyclr> come on\n<lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes\n<Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it\n<lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org
bash.org #31158:\n \nbillabOng > i wonder if red dr. pepper will counteract blue pepsi
bash.org #31159:\n \n(rusty): You know....\n(rusty): Those police officers must have had this happen to them....\n(rusty): Cop: We have a red blur going pass us at -ERR MPH on the speed radar... please advise
bash.org #31165:\n \ntruthug17: so u have a man\nCassandra: Oh yes.\ntruthug17: do u love him\nCassandra: I do.\ntruthug17: could u love me\nCassandra: I might. But I'd never sleep with you, so I guess it doesn't matter.
bash.org #31175:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> i was supposed to be at work yesterday...\n<D4NG3R0U5> thank you, irc!
bash.org #31233:\n \n(ori) I just watched the movie "Malcolm X"!!\n(ori) but I have a question\n(ori) What happend to the other nine malcolm movies?
bash.org #31245:\n \n<c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now.\n<c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked.\n<c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.
bash.org #31271:\n \n<jstepka-w> she has bitch written all over her face\n<_Bunny> jstepka-w: Put down the marker...
bash.org #31281:\n \n<MechaRedMage> My Geography teacher told it to me... He was in mexico last year walking through an alley. Then three mexican guys jumped him and asked for his money. So he gave them his money ($.35) and then they looked at him and one guy pulled out a dollar and gave it to him saying "You need this more then we do."
bash.org #31291:\n \n<Stuntman21> DRUM\n<Stuntman21> You're FIRED!\n<Drum-Comicking> What?\n* Drum-Comicking clears out his desk\n<Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today.\n* Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Quit: )\n<Stuntman21> XD\n<Stuntman21> Oh shit\n<Stuntman21> >_<\n* Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout)\n<Six\|Hyper> .......\n<Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn unions!
bash.org #31293:\n \n<Bob-Diddy> what they going to do bust in your door and see who your having sex with?\n<Jokn> hmm\n<PhReE-XEON-> yeah\nPhReE-XEON- (breathe@163.248.171.99) is now known as PhReE-XEON\n<PhReE-XEON> they do\n<trife> well i bet if u had a 1ft dick they wouldnt stop u from gay sex if they bust in the door \n<trife> just walk up to the cop or whatever and be like hey babe i know joo want it \n<trife> man i think of some stupid shit
bash.org #31318:\n \n<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in my area\n<@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest?\n<@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"
bash.org #31319:\n \n* Courthold eats PT\n<Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew\n<PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.
bash.org #31320:\n \n<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil.  Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.
bash.org #31324:\n \n<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking\n<Agg> no there isn't!
bash.org #31326:\n \n*** devil`` has joined #geekissues\n<devil``> happy new year\n<Quorthy> now that's lag
bash.org #31327:\n \n<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl::\n<NeoPartix> lmao\n<Entil-Zha> *screams\n<Entil-Zha> fuck you
bash.org #31329:\n \n<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner\n<Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it
bash.org #31331:\n \n<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it...\n<Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?
bash.org #31334:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up?\n<D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"
bash.org #31337:\n \n[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then? you already admitted to being a goth, you know...\n[+akino] i know. but i am not a freak.\n[+akino] i am from mars
bash.org #31338:\n \n<FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is?\n<ashendragon> what\n<FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood
bash.org #31343:\n \n<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm?\n<GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis\n<Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis?\n<GLHTurbo> yes\n<_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71"\n<GLHTurbo> yes i do\n<GLHTurbo> oh wait
bash.org #31435:\n \n<Faldarith> I should give you some information on my school, our black population\n<Faldarith> is named Andre
bash.org #31446:\n \n<Hammy> my forehead is flakey\n<Nastard> must be peeling from sunburn\n<Nastard> did you open a window recently?
bash.org #31467:\n \n<N715DP> yeah, no kidding\n<N715DP> me - actually buying a MS OS\n<N715DP> hell hath frozen over\n<eggs_> guess I need to go find Jesus
bash.org #31488:\n \nKiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs\nKiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men\nLavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?\nLavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...\nLavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18\nKiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?\nLavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...
bash.org #31511:\n \nFrosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you\nFrosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder\nFrosterfree: it's a learning disability\nFrosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980\nFrosterfree: a year before I was born\nFrosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life\nFrosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire lives\nCatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.
bash.org #31540:\n \n<zugz> I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc\n<zugz> I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some.
bash.org #31541:\n \n<athena-> I'm not a jew, but I have been known to make some boys men at age 13 *wink*
bash.org #31542:\n \n<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg\n<bill^> no prob\n<bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat....\n<napster> why is that?\n<bill^> it is much more effective.
bash.org #31543:\n \n<Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch\n<etrigan> that time again??\n<Pr1ncess> hahaha\n<Pr1ncess> yes\n<Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt it?\n<etrigan> hell yes
bash.org #31546:\n \n<punkgrl> have you had anal sex?\n<Pr1ncess> hahaheoah\n<Pr1ncess> no\n<Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl?\n<punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie\n<Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit
bash.org #31547:\n \n<Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a burner\n<bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were thinking about burning cd's?
bash.org #31548:\n \n<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min\n<j0shua> what kind of tatt?\n<entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars
bash.org #31549:\n \n<sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY
bash.org #31551:\n \n<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick\n<P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
bash.org #31552:\n \n<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye\n<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.\n<spritegoddess> I suck at life.
bash.org #31553:\n \n<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex.\n<neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this."\n<syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either
bash.org #31558:\n \n<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe\n<ginger> still a virgin
bash.org #31560:\n \n<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!
bash.org #31561:\n \n<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness.
bash.org #31564:\n \n<meenk> and when you get to the point\n<meenk> fold it up and tuck it?\n<ophie> +-----------------*\n<ophie> \|  roll with this \|\_    when you get to the flap\n<ophie> \|  flap --->      \|  \_   tuck this little pointed\n<ophie> \|  to the outside \|    \_  end into the flap\n<ophie> \|                 \|      \_\n<ophie> +-----------------+---------* \n<etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting
bash.org #31565:\n \n<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0.
bash.org #31568:\n \n<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html\n<storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc
bash.org #31572:\n \n<Blaxthos> when i get that preshit feeling, i know it's going to be a good playdough log factory shit
bash.org #31573:\n \n<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio.\n<Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday.\n<Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.
bash.org #31576:\n \n<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big?
bash.org #31577:\n \n<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :)\n<Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet\n<Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :)\n<Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out\n<etrigan> with your ass?
bash.org #31585:\n \n<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!\n<SkycreatoR_> Eh uh ..\n<SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!
bash.org #31632:\n \n<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy\n<CreepingDeath> during WWII\n<CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps\n<CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name\n<Malek> colonel klink?
bash.org #31659:\n \n<tethfs> you're a bit dim, arent you?\n<Hazza\|1942> dim?\n<tethfs> evidently so.
bash.org #31698:\n \nFeyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways? \nHsu: soon\nFeyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband\nHsu: taste like victory\nFeyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.
bash.org #31742:\n \n<DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-(\n<casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard?
bash.org #31744:\n \n<@*****> :( i suck\n* @SpeedyPhoenix zips up\n<@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good.
bash.org #31759:\n \nessiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery.\njass10816: lol\njass10816: my mom is standing right behind me\njass10816: good one\nMessiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED\nMessiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY\nMessiah00Guy: GG\njass10816: im going to get you\nMessiah00Guy: From behind?
bash.org #31781:\n \n<blake> they used to play this game called pheonix\n*** Satan-\\\ has joined #doctors\n<blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\\\n<stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags\n*** Murder\|away\| is now known as LoD\|MurdeR\n<blake> and run around in the woods\n<stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/\n<blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords\n*** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking\n<stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT"\n<^TV^SinSemilla> lol
bash.org #31797:\n \n<Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from\n<InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts
bash.org #31812:\n \n<_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside a school yard
bash.org #31817:\n \n(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot\n(@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?
bash.org #31836:\n \n<Meridian> fucking\n<Meridian> best thing about ramen noodles\n<Meridian> my girlfriend did NOT know what they were\n<Meridian> so i was making some \n<rohan> rofl\n<Meridian> and i put the flavouring packet thing on the sink\n<Meridian> and she sees the packet\n<Meridian> and what SHE sees\n<Meridian> is a little condom shaped wrapper\n<Meridian> saying "beef flavour"
bash.org #31867:\n \n<%pain> let's do some al quida jokes. anyone? /:\n< baggy>  well has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as TWAT ?
bash.org #31891:\n \n<tester> what did I miss?\n<maklic> well\n<maklic> i was just fucking AdrameleK's momma\n<maklic> other than that nothing much\n<tester> send the log
bash.org #31899:\n \n<RaZ> I should burn my windows ME CD\n<Thrawn> no piracy\n<RaZ> I mean BURN it
bash.org #31914:\n \n<Aniki> WOW i just found a hidden porn folder on my hdd\n<Aniki> brb\n<Cyber_Akuma> ...........\n<Cyber_Akuma> aniki found the temporary internet files folder
bash.org #31939:\n \n<pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?\n<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?\n<pleb> yeah\n<Ouroboros> 9 months.
bash.org #32048:\n \n<TC> I have a very bad fear of unknown places\n<Nastard> like the congo, or the african deserts, or a vagina...\n<TC> I dont fear African Deserts
bash.org #32082:\n \n<Farrod> One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."\n<Farrod> I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass.
bash.org #32137:\n \n<magnafi> portuguese is very dificulty to speak\n<magnafi> its like chinese or japanese..\n<magnafi> very dificulty\n<litigator> kind of like english\n<magnafi> english is too much easy to speak
bash.org #32153:\n \n<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album\n<@bandXXX> sad thing is\n<@Blaxthos> that you know this
bash.org #32223:\n \n<daggorath> What are the good Hindu channels on Efnet?\n<fdog> I am not to be knowing what the good hindu channels are to being
bash.org #32231:\n \n<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,\n\n<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move\n\n<Icarus>  heh\n\n<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me" \n\n<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring. \n\n<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "Bitch, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!"\n\n<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha\n\n<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.
bash.org #32235:\n \n[bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half when she sat down \n[bew] ;/ \n[veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH \n[@trendwhore] bahahaha
bash.org #32381:\n \n<qurve> She's all like "We're in a relationship, you can't go around having\n          sex with people"\n<qurve> Then we get into this huge debate about what defines 'people'
bash.org #32482:\n \n<drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole (according to your cousin)\n<drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain\n<terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet> SMACK!
bash.org #32491:\n \n<Atrox> So there I was, hunched over Vorgen's dog. The car's grill kind of left this nice opening in it's abdomen, cause really, I wasn't about to fuck a dead dog in the ass, that's just wrong. Anyway, I was thrusting hard, and like hit something hard, I was all WTF, then realized I fucked through the dog and hit the cement. Was wierd.
bash.org #32493:\n \nkydruid: actually Laura Bush is working undercover for the DEA... every gram she snorts is another off the street.
bash.org #32494:\n \n<mrburrito>I have pulled my 9110 apart so many times, and I still can't work out what's wrong with it...\n<loz>Maybe the fact that you've pulled it apart that many times?
bash.org #32501:\n \n(FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty ?
bash.org #32508:\n \n<Uncle_Istavan> I had some friends once but they keep leaving me\n<Uncle_Istavan>You there?
bash.org #32509:\n \n<Chelly> What is your biggest fear?\n<JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone. \n<Chelly> :(\n<JasonRene> You asked  ;) \n<Chelly> I know\n<Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
bash.org #32522:\n \n<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow\n<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing\n<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick\n<\> hows that for you\n<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
bash.org #32526:\n \n<guugle> haha im gonna submit that to bash.org\n<Phyresis> What does that one count as? LOL, I AM SUCH AN INTERNET ADDICT?\n<Masa> How about HAHAHA THIS TYPO MADE ME LOOK HOMOSEXUAL AND/OR STUPID!\n<Phyresis> "This real life situation is analogous to a computer/internet situation!" "LOL U NERD"\n<Masa> lol i r n00b n i sux @ computars!!11 watch me format my hd on accident!!12~\n<Phyresis> (SEX)\n<Masa> (PUN)\n<guugle> hold on my mom is being my bitch\n<guugle> ...I MEAN A BITCH
bash.org #32528:\n \n<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall\n<Dillinger> wear a tower costume\n<Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed\n<Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman.\n<Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground\n<Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH"\n<Dillinger> and then fucking run.
bash.org #32532:\n \n<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up\n<[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape\n<ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too\n<[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time?\n<[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible.\n<ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head\n<[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what if you hit a bump or something?\n<hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you\n<hoe4damoney> its safer\n<ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"
bash.org #32535:\n \n<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers!\n<Morris> That'd suck\n<Morris> But you're here also, so stfu.\n<Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!
bash.org #32537:\n \n<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.
bash.org #32538:\n \n<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa\n<j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.
bash.org #32541:\n \n<enntee> man\n<enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant\n<angry> dude\n<angry> you should have used protection.
bash.org #32548:\n \n<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was\na child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss\n<enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made \nbubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water, \nbut never had enough pee
bash.org #32550:\n \n* tall-sew is a dog person\n<eatenn> no, you're a fat fucking person
bash.org #32552:\n \n[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna hit\non the clerk\n[00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass\n[01:00] <enntee> off i go\n[01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.
bash.org #32560:\n \n<@hakk> reboot\n<@hakk> reinstall\n<@hakk> ;P\n\n-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
bash.org #32584:\n \n* Preachy gets out the guitar\n<Ron> ?\n<Ron> you play guitar? cool\n<Ron> i play guitar too\n<Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
bash.org #32591:\n \n<ZWeirdVT> how's life?\n<BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do you ask?
bash.org #32638:\n \n<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory....\n<Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.
bash.org #32659:\n \n<Tizitchy> you know what sucks\n<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line\n<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can\n<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me\n<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"\n<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"\n<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
bash.org #32660:\n \n<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit. \n<hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?\n<pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.
bash.org #32680:\n \n<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is
bash.org #32701:\n \n<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D\n<matricks> yes\n<Snobbenunge> what does it mean\n<Snobbenunge> ?\n<Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives\n<matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it..\n<Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?
bash.org #32752:\n \n<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face.  One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute.  Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man]\n<Quad> Fur trader\n<Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]\n<Quad> Budweiser\n<Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser
bash.org #32758:\n \n<Al_Koholic> FPD?\n<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.\n<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
bash.org #32775:\n \n<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation:\n<dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest."\n<dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]\n<dranyam> "Oh my me."\n<dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere."\n<dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit."\n<dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle."\n<dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."\n<dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
bash.org #32803:\n \n<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years\n<agapencs> that's true...but x-box will  have some really nice titles in 2007
bash.org #32816:\n \n<mogismog> I hate people who come onto IRC and whine
bash.org #32856:\n \n<Crazy> hn\n<MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?\n<Crazy> fuck the shut up\n<MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?\n<MiGiSHu> *shudders*\n<Crazy> shut up!!!!\n<MiGiSHu> Ouch...
bash.org #32857:\n \n<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor\n<NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real\n<NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids
bash.org #32877:\n \n<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air\n* RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
bash.org #32901:\n \n<c0rnflake> what the fuck\n<c0rnflake> lol\n<c0rnflake> dude\n<c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip?\n<c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ?\n<madlib> www.dunno.com\n<travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip\n<c0rnflake> Im not on aol\n<c0rnflake> lol\n<travolta> you sure?
bash.org #32954:\n \n<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each other?
bash.org #32956:\n \n<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents.\n<Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs\n<Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny\n<Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"
bash.org #32960:\n \n<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here?\n<taleweaver> sure... what do you need?\n<samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?\n<taleweaver> george w. bush?
bash.org #32966:\n \n* sarah13 is now known as sarah14\n<ircbuddy> Happy e-Birthday.
bash.org #32969:\n \n<carson> what's the easiest way to get gimp on os x?\n<Spam_Man> install Photoshop
bash.org #32981:\n \n<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos\n<Alyssa^eating> wth...\n<Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that\n<Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa?\n<Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure\n<Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD
bash.org #32983:\n \n<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria.\n<WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb\n<Clicky_Pen> ...\n<NickWhiz1> ...\n<LavosPhoenix> ...\n<Melkor> ...
bash.org #32985:\n \n* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't pirate at all!\n<Kitsa> oo, I love that song
bash.org #32989:\n \n<timmo> i fucking hate\n<timmo> when i answer the phone\n<timmo> and it gos like this\n<timmo> me: hello?\n<timmo> person: hello?\n<timmo> me: ... <click>\n<timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line
bash.org #32994:\n \n* uoyem (meyou@little.filipino.kids.handle-my.biz) Quit ([BX] Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!)\n<cjwc> irony?
bash.org #33104:\n \n<mem-out> .=~\n<mem-out> flea with a flamethrower\n<wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
bash.org #33105:\n \n<Kenji310> Crap shit, my teacher wants me to find out how dogfishes reproduce\n<Wallon> Um, dogfish sex?\n<Kenji310> yep\n<Stryker> They do it doggie style.
bash.org #33106:\n \n<jestuh> and i'm 14k in debt on CCs\n<jestuh> ;[\n<synth3tic> STOP BUYING SHIT
bash.org #33107:\n \n<synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now\n<synth3tic> now they're airing some niggervision show with queen latifa
bash.org #33119:\n \n<Desus> I'll just stick with my orginal plan for Nelly in the left channel and lil romeo in the right channel, and my voice panning back and forth going "this is not hip-hop"
bash.org #33131:\n \n<yeyey> why cant i compile my code?\n<programmer> well do you have a compiler?\n<yeyey> whats that?
bash.org #33132:\n \n<EvilJoven> PDF is suck\n<EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML\n<hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives?\n<tack> because is fun\n<ketsugi> cos that's so impress\n<EvilJoven> because everythings been done before\n<EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over\n<EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
bash.org #33205:\n \n<radez> i tried slitting my wrist 3 days ago cuz i realized that my life sucked but then\n<radez> i wanted to watch coyote ugly
bash.org #33212:\n \n<pe> how do u see what modules are loaded into apache\n<deth1666-> wear 3d glasses
bash.org #33213:\n \n<Z28`> first of all my dad has a pretty large penis
bash.org #33214:\n \n<Levi> this girl didnt have a mobile number so i asked for her uin :<
bash.org #33215:\n \n<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.
bash.org #33288:\n \n<tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable\n<trips> cause its so horrible\n<trips> like if you see a dead body\n<trips> that would be unforgettable too\n<trips> cause its out of the ordinary\n<trips> and its definitely not a good thing
bash.org #33289:\n \n<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM\n<Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys!\n<Ben> Mank, its not hard.\n<Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real.\n<Slime> Sorry.
bash.org #33291:\n \n<Levi> lol i walk upto girls and say asl :/
bash.org #33292:\n \n<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus
bash.org #33295:\n \n<G-R-G> I put Trojan Magnums over my head
bash.org #33297:\n \n<M3_> i bet u dont got a quote of me
bash.org #33308:\n \n<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet?  ewwwww\n<ElJimador> mailorderbride.com\n<[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!
bash.org #33309:\n \n<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang\n<@psyde> we steal lunch money\n<@psyde> and buy 40's\n<DJ-SoLiD> lol\n<DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta
bash.org #33312:\n \n<@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US\n<@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim\n<@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p\n<@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you\n<@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.
bash.org #33315:\n \n<jafo> one more drink and I'll be ready for gay sex
bash.org #33322:\n \n(Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves\n(Fetch) with a pole\n(Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel\n(tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words.\n(Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more\n+bloody fashion\n(Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus\n+holes would become twice their normal diameter.\n(IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels.
bash.org #33326:\n \n<aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music\n<Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too!\n<Santana> its like a nyc rain forest
bash.org #33328:\n \n<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes
bash.org #33329:\n \n<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking
bash.org #33341:\n \nsugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow
bash.org #33342:\n \n<Tre`> I have no girl \n<Tre`> to give me sex \n<Tre`> all I have \n<Tre`> is binary and hex
bash.org #33347:\n \n<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job
bash.org #33350:\n \n<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.
bash.org #33352:\n \n<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."
bash.org #33357:\n \n< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?
bash.org #33360:\n \n([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic\n([Smaug]) honest\n(+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway\n([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running\n(+Porn-Star) u catch him?
bash.org #33367:\n \n<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
bash.org #33372:\n \n<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually missing pubes a bit.\n<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.\n<Phucker> ":("\n<steelcap> lol
bash.org #33375:\n \n<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?\n<jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
bash.org #33383:\n \n<max> I need game\n<not_jsmonet> possibly\n<not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas\n<not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it
bash.org #33396:\n \n<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind...\n<Wynn> *sigh*\n<Wynn> I should write a book:\n<Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?
bash.org #33447:\n \n<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?" \n<Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper
bash.org #33497:\n \n<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord\n<brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable\n<brolli_420> you got some werid rules
bash.org #33503:\n \n<@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class\n<@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk\n<@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids
bash.org #33505:\n \n<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no one could understand his posts
bash.org #33507:\n \n[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is fucking 0sec now\n[someone] is away: to the hospital
bash.org #33509:\n \n<Ghetto> OMG it's raining here like a cow pissing on a flat rock
bash.org #33524:\n \n<+Nyah> drugs are good\n<@_sta> nyah smellin ur socks doesnt count paki
bash.org #33534:\n \n<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph
bash.org #33542:\n \n<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs\n<FLiPSiDE> make me look massive\n<Ur\|zen> make us look well hung\n<FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..\n<FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..\n<fvee> maybe hes half girl
bash.org #33546:\n \n<Center> i wish women were open source
bash.org #33547:\n \n* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea\n<Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea
bash.org #33548:\n \n<ScaryFast> I'd fuck a tree, if it wouldn't run away
bash.org #33552:\n \n<SiNs-> routers are for white people
bash.org #33553:\n \n<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.
bash.org #33554:\n \n<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast\n<Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the ripple running up her ass when i slapped it
bash.org #33555:\n \n<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts\n<godbody2> for an account on his site\n<godbody2> had like a ill ass site\n<Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat\n<Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple
bash.org #33557:\n \n<pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0 degree symbol] C for expressing temperature?\n<st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion\n<pmitros> st2: What do you mean?\n<st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min"\n* RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P\n<pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler.\n<pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC?\n<st2> 100$^o$C\n<TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C
bash.org #33560:\n \n<groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit.\n<groulder> i shold have a shower.\n<j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?
bash.org #33561:\n \n<jmitch> fuk\n<jmitch> my freakishly large 21" is too fn big >:O
bash.org #33563:\n \n<@UBC_Wiska> I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable\n<@theamy> *vibrates*\n<@UBC_Wiska> wtf?\n* kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for personal use\n<@UBC_Wiska> it will be able to download "personalities"\n<@Narcissus> Why would one want to switch personalities mid-use? \n<@UBC_Wiska> for example\n<@UBC_Wiska> the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :)\n<@theamy> What would your personality do Wisket\n<@theamy> I know what matt's would \n<@kevinb> It would shrink to half the size\n<@theamy> LOL\n<@UBC_Wiska> the size and diameter are variable\n<@UBC_Wiska> and set on personalities\n<@Narcissus> That's one sophisticated vibrator:) \n<@UBC_Wiska> for example, kevin's would be swollen from all the previous j/o :)\n<@kevinb> It would also implement Impotent sub-routines. \n<@kevinb> lol\n<@Narcissus> Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:) \n<@UBC_Wiska> How?
bash.org #33565:\n \n<AlieN__> hello...\n<AlieN__> I'm damn bored\n<AlieN__> be funny\n<AlieN__> please\n<Gato> *FART*\n<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes
bash.org #33566:\n \n<moku> oh god\n<moku> i typed "PENISHED" instead of "PUNISHED" in an e-mail
bash.org #33567:\n \nwi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a whore and i fucked her in her brown eye\ntimskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!
bash.org #33568:\n \n<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse\n<DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN\n<DoctorRiff> crap
bash.org #33570:\n \n* Nalixor gives candle the bird.\n<candle> a parrot?\n* Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.
bash.org #33573:\n \n<LuciferOmega> STEPHEN HAWKING'S PRO WHEELCHAIR 2!
bash.org #33574:\n \n:St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me\n:St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming\n:St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity\n:CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on you?
bash.org #33575:\n \n<Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq can register an aim s/n\n<Floater_21> what makes you think i did it?\n<X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running..\n<X13> :)\n<Floater_21> well there you go\n<SovanJedi> ...
bash.org #33576:\n \n*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown us:us {} \;)
bash.org #33578:\n \n<McFly> Note to Self: Make sure boxers firmly attached and functioning before walking into room of 8th graders.
bash.org #33579:\n \n<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write.\n<Tirol> Shit...\n<Tirol> The other way.
bash.org #33585:\n \n<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers
bash.org #33586:\n \n<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said\n<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours'\n<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake'
bash.org #33588:\n \nphusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no \nbackup, damm bash tab completion :\
bash.org #33590:\n \n<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha\n<TigerSun> article on k5\n<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"\n<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>
bash.org #33591:\n \n<Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work?\n<Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip\n<Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere\n<Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either\n<Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together ... ?\n<Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap.\n<Grandalf> though there are games running\n<Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version\n<Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P\n<Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game?\n<Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....
bash.org #33592:\n \n<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again\n<^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA?\n<^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion?\n<^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas.\n<^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight.\n* ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.
bash.org #33594:\n \n<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes\n<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?\n<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on\n<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access\n<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access
bash.org #33599:\n \n<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school\n<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into\n<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things\n<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas\n<Destruya> Nothing else\n<Destruya> Perfect rest stop\n<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night.\n<Veen> heh, fucks.\n<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.\n<Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life.\n<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine
bash.org #33600:\n \n<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free?\n<anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again
bash.org #33604:\n \nKim: brb.. needta potty\nMike: well thank you for that info\nMike: my life is complete with the knowledge yer emptying yer bladder right now\nMike: speaking of which.....\n* Mike brb
bash.org #33605:\n \n<tate> it occurs to me\n<Beerman> myeas?\n<tate> and this is really probably not a good thought\n<Beerman> ooh\n<tate> but if a man were to buy those crazy "enhance your bust line" pills and sneak them into his girlfriend/wife's food, would they still work the same?\n<Fenris> Yes they do\n* Beerman ponders this\n<Beerman> sweet\n<tate> the next question, of course, is do those pills work at all?\n<Fenris> Yes\n* Fenris caresses his monster jugs\n<Fenris> NEVERMIND THAT
bash.org #33606:\n \n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths.  This is what will happen to you if you don't behave.\n<Saber> what\n<Saber> I didn't do anything\n<Saber> and I have a bat\n<Saber> I'll fight them off\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot.\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks writhing against your skin, Saber?\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice?\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it?\n<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good?\n<Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me
bash.org #33610:\n \n<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it happen?  What can I do?\n<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above
bash.org #33611:\n \n<Louth`> night: Saint's a gimp\n<Louth`> an ugly little gimp with moles\n<SaintiouS> AM FUCKEN NOT YOU.\n<SaintiouS> Duchebag.\n<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: So, as a gimp, do you just hang there and get orally\n            fucked or do you also take an active part in your humiliation?\n<SaintiouS> I am not a gimp!\n<SaintiouS> Louth` is.\n<SaintiouS> He just accuses me!\n<Louth`> not only a little gimp with moles, he isnt too clever, and he adores\n          the ground humans walk on\n<Louth`> night: he'd quite seriously enjoy sucking your balls virgerously\n          given the chance ;)\n<Louth`> I saw him get aroused by a cockroach once\n<NiGhTHiNG> Louth`: I resent that pun.\n<Louth`> night: pun? :)\n<SaintiouS> Screw you guys.. I'm going home!\n<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: What about that ball lick?\n<SaintiouS> NiGhTHiNG, SHUTUP!\n<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: Is that a yes?\n<SaintiouS> NO!@#$\n<SaintiouS> Bah.. I'm going to IRCnet.\n<SaintiouS> Where I have some respect.
bash.org #33614:\n \n* enwhysea can't wait for the war with iraq\n<MamlaCat> enwhy it will never happen\n<enwhysea> That might be the reason i can't actually wait for it.
bash.org #33616:\n \n<ohyeah> i hate sex.\n<niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!\n<ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian\n<ohyeah> and its killing youth \n<ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases\n<ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it\n<niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah'\n<ohyeah>  i can't talk to you!
bash.org #33617:\n \n<miteymous> whats crackin?\n<Ize> a cracker\n<miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?\n<Ize> to where
bash.org #33618:\n \n* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials.\n<Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P
bash.org #33619:\n \n<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?\n<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3\n<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
bash.org #33623:\n \n<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend \n<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves\n<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
bash.org #33624:\n \n<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
bash.org #33627:\n \n<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg\n<+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge\n<+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours\n<+k\o\w> but they never hatched\n<+k\o\w> and I would cry
bash.org #33629:\n \n<birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists
bash.org #33630:\n \n<xbconnect> anyone alive?\n<PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx\n*** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
bash.org #33636:\n \n<Doys`> cats r mean\n<Doys`> they can take ur leg off\n<^badboy^> lol\n<Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day\n<Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)
bash.org #33637:\n \n<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity
bash.org #33638:\n \n( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today\n( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it\n( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position?\n( @drdink ) it has wheels\n( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation...\n( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?
bash.org #33639:\n \n<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me
bash.org #33641:\n \n<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle  \n<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?
bash.org #33643:\n \n<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me?\n<shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it
bash.org #33646:\n \n<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
bash.org #33647:\n \n<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
bash.org #33649:\n \n<Captain_Cobungo> Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now.\n<FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.\n<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons.\n<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada!\n* FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck\n<FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?\n<Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!\n<Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!\n* Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.  Arr.\n<Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons?\n<Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.
bash.org #33652:\n \n<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT
bash.org #33653:\n \n<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke"\n<Dr_Octogon> lol\n<noid\|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke.\n<noid\|drunk> And cry, and laugh.\n<noid\|drunk> And shit.\n<Dr_Octogon> and shit?\n<noid\|drunk> And shit = and stuff\n<noid\|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"
bash.org #33659:\n \n<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm\n<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
bash.org #33661:\n \n<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.
bash.org #33662:\n \n<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o\n* Etir recommends...\n<Etir> ...'cancel'
bash.org #33663:\n \n<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?\n<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them
bash.org #33664:\n \n<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.\n<ultraman_jlh> Later.\n<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?\n<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.
bash.org #33667:\n \n<RichiH> then how did you find out?\n<RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps\n<aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz\n<RichiH> anal probing?\n<Dazman> WTF are you on about\n<RichiH> no, i would of noticed
bash.org #33674:\n \n<azzkickr> <enntee> man\n<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant\n<azzkickr> <angry> dude\n<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.\n<azzkickr> LMAO...\n<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...
bash.org #33675:\n \n* Tony has joined #hate\n* Joe_ sets mode: +b *!*othic_Fae@a72555a5.tnt1.conway.sc.da.140562b5.net.hmsk\n* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_)\n* Tony has joined #hate\n<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?\n<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?\n* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD)\n* Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice people to use my server.  Find another one.))
bash.org #33677:\n \nWarman89: It's the best game evr.\nMeamperson: Which one?\nWarman89: Warcraft u idiot!\nMeamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.
bash.org #33678:\n \n<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP! \n<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?\n<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well\n<+Link-> it sucks.
bash.org #33681:\n \nRaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?
bash.org #33684:\n \n*** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net)\n*** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) has joined #improfanfic\n<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!  ;-;
bash.org #33685:\n \n<Fashnek> I'm bi\n* Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner\n<Fashnek> that sounds so wrong\n<twitchi> LMAO!!!
bash.org #33686:\n \n<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman\n<General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...
bash.org #33687:\n \n<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16\n<_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?\n<tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment\n<tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all\n<tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in\n<_Mage_> er...
bash.org #33688:\n \n<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay \n<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then
bash.org #33690:\n \n<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science..\n<Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing
bash.org #33691:\n \n(/query)\n<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me? \n<Cheetara> Who are you ?\n<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.
bash.org #33693:\n \n<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such\n<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!\n<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day\n<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues
bash.org #33696:\n \n<TreeSurgeon>  My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.
bash.org #33697:\n \n<houzit> What were you doing?\n<psmylie> Watchin a movie\n<houzit> which movie?\n<psmylie> The One with Jet Li\n<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies\n<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.
bash.org #33701:\n \n<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.\n<@Evil_Ed> hm.\n<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!
bash.org #33702:\n \n<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got \nnothing to put in it. \n<LULU> You wear pants don't you?
bash.org #33705:\n \n<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help\n<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!\n<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time\n<@drauh> conjugate my verbs\n<@drauh> fsck my hard drive\n< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?\n< curvygurl> parse your sentences\n<@drauh> integrate me by parts\n<@caraliss> hee\n<@drauh> fuck me in the ass\n<@drauh> oh, wait
bash.org #33706:\n \n<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?\n<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize\n<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.\n<Voyd> Oh.\n<Toen> except for the war.\n<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.\n<aen{afk> Ahaha\n<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part."\n<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...
bash.org #33712:\n \n<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...\n<Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?
bash.org #33714:\n \n<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P\n<Steempy> Everything used to be expensive\n<Steempy> Except when you were a boy\n<Steempy> Then everything was a quarter\n<Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter\n<Steempy> Dinner? quarter\n<Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter\n<JacksonC> haha\n...\n<Steempy> Well, that's what I paid\n<Steempy> Maybe you got family rates
bash.org #33718:\n \n<carone> :)\n*** DerianX pokes carone in the eye.\n<carone> .)\n<DerianX> lol\n*** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face.\n<carone> .\n*** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye.\n<carone>\n<DerianX> :P
bash.org #33720:\n \n<@PookaIN> dich un kunt!\n<+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish\n<ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get?\n<Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY???????\n<Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH
bash.org #33724:\n \n<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy \n<+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia
bash.org #33725:\n \n<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #gunclub and #goths
bash.org #33726:\n \n<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth. \n<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
bash.org #33729:\n \n<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz \n<@PookaIN> that's where it is
bash.org #33734:\n \n<@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight \n<@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?
bash.org #33735:\n \n<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.  \n<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
bash.org #33736:\n \n<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover\n<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
bash.org #33739:\n \n<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now \n<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?
bash.org #33740:\n \n<@PookaZzZz> elimidate?? \n<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
bash.org #33741:\n \n<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1\n<Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft"\n<Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
bash.org #33746:\n \n<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
bash.org #33747:\n \n<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry\n<@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
bash.org #33750:\n \n<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die \n<@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
bash.org #33761:\n \n<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!!  \n<evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK  \n<evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
bash.org #33763:\n \n<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying
bash.org #33770:\n \n<lewney> I'm allergic to porn, it makes my dick swell.
bash.org #33773:\n \n*** ^TheTruth^ has joined #catholic\n<Devilution> What's the truth doing in a Catholic chatroom?
bash.org #33775:\n \n<TheMadHatter> I eat heads.\n<Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating...\n<Devilution> but keep trying.\n<TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads!\n<Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
bash.org #33778:\n \n<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:\n<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too.\n<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.\n<Hatamoto> ... thank you.\n<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:\n<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
bash.org #33783:\n \n<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere\n<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand\n<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
bash.org #33784:\n \n*** Joins: ph30tu5 (~ihateyoug@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)\n*** Joins: ReadingZu (~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)\n<ReadingZu> oh... wait\n<ReadingZu> hey wait\n<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me without banning her\n<ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%&\n<ReadingZu> OEND\n*** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *!~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com\n*** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.)
bash.org #33786:\n \n<ericmm13> yr azz si mine\n<hoser-work> oh my.\n<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13"\n<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
bash.org #33787:\n \n<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
bash.org #33795:\n \n<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P\n<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
bash.org #33797:\n \n<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool\n<SicGtar> yea\n<greenl1284> whooosh!\n<greenl1284> arise hellfire \n<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
bash.org #33799:\n \n<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6?\n<mirabile> lol toaster\n<mirabile> you know them :)\n<RichiH> you just wait...\n<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines\n<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."\n* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code\n<mirabile> lol\n<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand\n<RichiH> or it could punch the toast
bash.org #33800:\n \n<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues\n* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends"\n<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez.\n<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
bash.org #33801:\n \n* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...\n<Tschech0w> ah.\n<Tschech0w> oh.\n<Tschech0w> ugh.\n<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?\n<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him\n<Isle> ohhhh\n<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
bash.org #33802:\n \n<eng> someone will *always* have it better\n<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
bash.org #33803:\n \n<Ice9> ether is fun....\n<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
bash.org #33810:\n \n<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
bash.org #33812:\n \n<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation\n<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation\n<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
bash.org #33814:\n \n<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
bash.org #33815:\n \n<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D\n<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"\n<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
bash.org #33816:\n \n<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women\n<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
bash.org #33821:\n \n<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8\n<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...\n<deTwisj> So true...\n\n\n-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
bash.org #33827:\n \n-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
bash.org #33828:\n \n<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast\n<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast\n<jstepka-w> yuk
bash.org #33832:\n \n<active1> how to become a bot ???\n<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself\n<active1> it is so easy :))))\n<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
bash.org #33834:\n \n<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?\n<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?\n*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
bash.org #33835:\n \n<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old\n<jstepka-w> i know\n<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life\n<jstepka-w> two bitches at once\n<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
bash.org #33837:\n \n<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards\n<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!\n<Chucklez> .....\n<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?\n<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there\n<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
bash.org #33838:\n \n<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes\n<@temptah> eat less corn\n<@temptah> and more fiber\n<@temptah> oh\n<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
bash.org #33841:\n \n<chikster> lol\n<c-rOCK> this is great\n<chikster> whats that one quote\n<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
bash.org #33845:\n \n<rel> well some random guy msg's me\n<rel> im assuming its you\n<rel> so rufk off\n<rel> oh shit\n<rel> wrong channel heh\n<BB> lol
bash.org #33846:\n \nBrood: eminem is such a cracker faggot\nRokChik7: what'd he do now?\nBrood: rap.\nRokChik7: lol
bash.org #33847:\n \nBagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him\nBagmanJon: brb\nBagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.\nBagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
bash.org #33848:\n \nedRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall\nedRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him\nBallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
bash.org #33852:\n \n<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard\n<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical\n<@FKnight> no custom
bash.org #33853:\n \n<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben\n<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
bash.org #33861:\n \n<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..
bash.org #33866:\n \n<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent\n<brolli_420> WOW\n<brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-
bash.org #33868:\n \n<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my lunchbox\n<Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two later
bash.org #33872:\n \n<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band\n<charliex> ass band\n<three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass)\n<three-hams> err\n<three-hams> hyphen\n<three-hams> my god I'm an idiot
bash.org #33876:\n \n<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female friends one night, and when we got there they started making out with eachother.\n<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like "HAHA, YEAH RIGHT."\n<Asha`monkey> Bitches.
bash.org #33879:\n \n<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid\n<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for stupid people\n<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation
bash.org #33880:\n \n<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss..\n<Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy
bash.org #33881:\n \n<BiBOp> heya \n<BiBOp> little question \n<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?\n<Aristotles> funeral services
bash.org #33882:\n \n<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor?\n<Aristotles> childmolester?
bash.org #33883:\n \n<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks\n<eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand\n<Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?
bash.org #33885:\n \n<Conny> Hello\n<Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ?\n<Aristotles> Conny: male or female?\n<Conny> i`m male\n* Aristotles 's interest fades fast
bash.org #33886:\n \n<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript......\n<Derian> javascript\n<Derian> only a little jabascript.....\n<Ngaru> haha\n<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.\n<Derian> haha yah
bash.org #33887:\n \n* ph33r wears his butt-protector...\n<Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom"\n<nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bash.org #33888:\n \n<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell\n<Sink> i think their box just went down\n<Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too\n<Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like:\n<Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"
bash.org #33889:\n \n<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility."\n<Holden> Uh-oh\n<Holden> That can't be good.\n<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again.\n*** Holden (~Joe@24.43.60.121) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #33891:\n \n<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes even pretty girls go poop.\n<felix> haha\n<felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes poop is sexy\n* felix shudders
bash.org #33893:\n \n<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but above the fine print
bash.org #33896:\n \n<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a comp in their room\n<R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc\n<R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the comp all day\n<R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all day\n<R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for themselves\n<R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're life is gone\n<daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!\n*daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to avoid going mad
bash.org #33897:\n \n<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine\n<chikster> WOOHOO\n* chikster dances around room\n<orion> you need more pics\n<chikster> never knew that\n<orion> and i need to shave\n<orion> i look like i'm 30\n<chikster> i will have more when i get my camera\n<maff> dont shave dude\n<maff> grow an inverse fro\n<chikster> lol\n<arse-poet> haha\n<jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way
bash.org #33901:\n \n<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts
bash.org #33904:\n \n<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name!\n<Zaratustra> Clutch is samuraislo@sc-24-24-233-120.socal.rr.com * Michael Pierce\n<Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker.\n<Zaratustra> Indeed.
bash.org #33905:\n \n<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze. \n<ev-> works in any standard freezer\n<ev-> thank god for that!
bash.org #33911:\n \n<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate \n<Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan
bash.org #33913:\n \n<Devo-> The Buddhist hamburger joint: they'l make you one with everything.
bash.org #33925:\n \n<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid?\n* Robbie-Al raises hand
bash.org #33926:\n \n@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"
bash.org #33929:\n \n<phantom> damn. \n<phantom> All these people and no discussion going on?\n<drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity.\n<drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through.\n<phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.
bash.org #33935:\n \n<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw\n<Ajchez> bbw????\n<qrg> big beautiful women\n<Ajchez> i have a weight limit\n<krezt> whats your limit?\n<krezt> i can do anything i can lift\n<krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak
bash.org #33939:\n \n<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds\n<Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying\n<Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
bash.org #33941:\n \n<J.Rai> Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree.
bash.org #33947:\n \n<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here?\n<Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
bash.org #33948:\n \n<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not\n<Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs\n<Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that\n<Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?!\n<kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable\n<Pseudonym> Wimp.\n<Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?
bash.org #33950:\n \n<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
bash.org #33955:\n \n* Jbond64 yawns\n* darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth\n<waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock
bash.org #33956:\n \nSilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude?\nPresuhn316: no\nSilverErek: try it\nSilverErek: see what it does to ya\nPresuhn316: i'll pass\nSilverErek: heh weak\nSilverErek: i thought we were pals :-(\nPresuhn316: not really\nSilverErek: why not:-(\nSilverErek: are you upset with me\nPresuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron
bash.org #33957:\n \n<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works!\n* gus blinks\n<gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ?\n<heliOx> lol
bash.org #33958:\n \n<plaktu> ls\n<plaktu> oops\n<cwd> .\n<cwd> ..\n<cwd> gaysex/\n<cwd> teenpics/\n<cwd> kidpics/\n<cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt\n<cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc
bash.org #33959:\n \n<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font\n<+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises\n<Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob\n<+k\o\w> r0x0r.
bash.org #33960:\n \n<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards \n<Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? \n<FooMashoo> yes
bash.org #33963:\n \n<Draggy>: i have a life...\n<pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty
bash.org #33964:\n \n<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey\n<Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while\n<Cyb> sept 17\n<Cyb> wait that's today\n<Cyb> stupid internet explorer
bash.org #33979:\n \n<Junkz/#Overclockers> .com = community you n00b
bash.org #33984:\n \n(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight \n(DownKaos): what is it \n(dvast8): KIS-SASS \n(DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that \n(dvast8): union rep \n(DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute
bash.org #33987:\n \ne l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv \ne l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
bash.org #33988:\n \n(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing\n(dvast8): fun\n(Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc\n(DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict
bash.org #33991:\n \n<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??\n<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm  wrong window, please excuse that\n<evilroot> . . . . . . . .
bash.org #34001:\n \n<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired\n<Infamous> same here\n<Acid_Rain> i need cok\n<Acid_Rain> coke!
bash.org #34002:\n \n<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part \n<Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong \n<@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them\n<@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference\n<Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones \n<Teegus> and losing.... quickly
bash.org #34011:\n \n<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't.\n* AdamH rimshits\n<AdamH> RIMSHOTS!\n<DL> Heheheheh.\n<DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P
bash.org #34016:\n \n<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs?\n<wilnixAFK> the handbook?\n<wilnixAFK> google?\n<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay\n<razorini> lol halcy0n \n<hash> why did i even bother asking
bash.org #34018:\n \n<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker\n<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
bash.org #34025:\n \n<rizen> accept cock\n<rizen> er\n<rizen> accept, cock
bash.org #34026:\n \n<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times\n<hypo> uh\n<hypo> my friend told me that
bash.org #34027:\n \n* @andy blows his load.\n* Khross eats a child.\n<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
bash.org #34031:\n \n<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position\n<rizen> minister?\n<rizen> do you mean missionary?\n<malis> whatever\n<rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
bash.org #34035:\n \n<CYwolf> damnit. \n<CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
bash.org #34036:\n \n<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus
bash.org #34037:\n \n<rizen> huge tits are not good\n<rizen> but then\n<rizen> I fuck guys\n<rizen> so take it as you will
bash.org #34038:\n \n<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
bash.org #34040:\n \n<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.\n<rizen> Envy me.
bash.org #34041:\n \n<fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???
bash.org #34043:\n \n<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
bash.org #34044:\n \n<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.\n<aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
bash.org #34045:\n \n<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK\n<andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
bash.org #34049:\n \n<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people. \n<andy> There's plenty of room.
bash.org #34051:\n \n<asterick> My dad sucks ass.\n<andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?\n<andy\food> small rodents?
bash.org #34053:\n \n<mchem> what does less do?\n<Rizen> it's like more\n<Rizen> but better\n<aegis> conversations about unix are funny
bash.org #34056:\n \n<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...\n<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D"\n<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
bash.org #34058:\n \n<Nydus> hey whatsup\n<Zoom> GAY\n<Nydus> ok...\n<Zoom> GAY\n<Nydus> dude whats wrong with you\n<Zoom> GAY\n<Nydus> i just wanna talk\n<Zoom> GAY\n<Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are...\n<Zoom> GAY\n<Zoom> CRAP
bash.org #34059:\n \n<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy\n<Canasian> LoL exploring?\n<Canasian> Girls explore their body\n<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
bash.org #34062:\n \n<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to fucking kill you
bash.org #34065:\n \n<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever\n<Mepitans> and bakula made it that way\n<Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek\n<Mepitans> never watched that show\n<Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything\n<Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass\n<FlyNavy> heh\n<Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.
bash.org #34066:\n \n<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help \n<Duckie5147> with what?\n<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard. \n<Duckie5147> hahaha \n<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen \n<SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar" \n<SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
bash.org #34070:\n \n<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo\n<piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo]\n<piccolo> :/\n<piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)][5m38s/192kbps/stereo]\n<melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:\|\n<piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]\n<piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]\n<melvin> that's it assmunch\n<melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry\n* melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!!\n* melvin dances! :D\|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus\n* melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus\n* melvin dances! :D\|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus\n* melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus\n<melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002\n<Kitsa> melvin: fuck off\n<melvin> <3
bash.org #34083:\n \n<t0ast> fuck you\n<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)\n<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F\n<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.
bash.org #34085:\n \n<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal.\n<Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx
bash.org #34086:\n \n<mikezilla> say that again threeboy\n<mikezilla> i'll do better\n<mikezilla> i promise\n<Threeboy> say what?\n<mikezilla> that thing about having power\n<mikezilla> i will comeback this time\n<Threeboy> naw.\n<mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt\n<mikezilla> from the pain\n<Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC.\n<Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today
bash.org #34087:\n \n<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once\n<Threeboy> haah.\n<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.\n<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell\n<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.\n<Didjital> mario is missing = win\n<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice.\n<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
bash.org #34089:\n \n<*kraken> oh\n<*kraken> my\n<*kraken> god\n<*kraken> my mom sent me an email\n<*kraken> and in it at one point she said\n<*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?"\n<*kraken> THANKS MOM!
bash.org #34090:\n \n<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?\n<katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed"\n<tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once\n<tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera\n<tyler> year\n<tyler> by some other guy's junk too\n<mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know\n<PaddyBoy> I'm not,\n<PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)\n<tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties\n<tylerox> he got kissed\n<tylerox> what is he complaining about\n<sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.\n<katester> haha\n<mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then\n<tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful\n<tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really\n<LeslieHapablap> still.\n<tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything\n<PaddyBoy> hahaha.\n<PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.\n<LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.\n<tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco\n<sureshot> haha.  christ.\n<eliti> hahahahahaha
bash.org #34094:\n \n<AtnNn> <me> asl? <her> 20/f/uk u?
bash.org #34095:\n \n<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me
bash.org #34096:\n \n* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
bash.org #34098:\n \n<infra> read the freebsd handbook\n<infra> then read it again\n<phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself
bash.org #34100:\n \n<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation
bash.org #34103:\n \n*** V is now known as MissScarlet\n<Foxworth> ...\n<Foxworth> must...\n<Foxworth> resist...\n<Foxworth> urge...\n*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen\n*** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
bash.org #34107:\n \n<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards.\n<Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards\n<BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards!  I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!
bash.org #34110:\n \nCursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt\nRokChik: stop breathing so much
bash.org #34113:\n \n<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on)\n<Lath> Er, no\n<DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?"\n<IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.
bash.org #34116:\n \n<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then\n<delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time?\n<Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer
bash.org #34117:\n \n<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place\n<RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash
bash.org #34118:\n \n<treepop> ok fire alarm is over\n<treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!\n<treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
bash.org #34123:\n \n<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"
bash.org #34124:\n \n<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny\n<R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied\n<R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over
bash.org #34131:\n \n<PkLvsKimZ> well \n<PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave \n<PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
bash.org #34139:\n \n<Tarrant> the condom pack says \n<Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
bash.org #34146:\n \n<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian \n<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian
bash.org #34148:\n \n<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry\n<sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop
bash.org #34153:\n \n<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048)\n<mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.
bash.org #34154:\n \n<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.
bash.org #34156:\n \n*** ClayStudy is now known as Claymen\n<Dingbat> ClayStudy means Clay is dong study.... so does Claymen mean Clay is doing men? :P \n<Claymen> stfu Dingbat
bash.org #34157:\n \n(Guardian_Knight): hey last female HNG I saw I suspect was a boy about 13 or so and didn't know a vulvia from a volvo
bash.org #34160:\n \n<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for sex...\n<Elly_May> what do you call it again...\n<DrNick668> hahahah\n<qrg> hahahha\n<DrNick668> thailand
bash.org #34161:\n \n<Nyphur>Dude, my wee sister has TITS!\n<CWGerard>...\n<CWGerard>...\n<Nyphur>Fuck, did I just think that, or did I type it?
bash.org #34163:\n \n<Mdk>Incest...a totally new meaning for "fun for the whole family"
bash.org #34167:\n \n<_Nor> I can spell, I just choose not to
bash.org #34168:\n \n<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;)\n<Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;)\n<_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ??\n<_Matty> wtf?\n<Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?"\n<^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line\n<Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.
bash.org #34169:\n \n* Finn apologises for her rabbit like activity\n<Finn> that could be read a few ways..I mean jumping about
bash.org #34170:\n \ndefiant_wench: I smoked pot for a month one night
bash.org #34173:\n \n<xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not  sure that bylaw is obeyed.
bash.org #34174:\n \n<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now
bash.org #34177:\n \n<Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at  internet porn
bash.org #34178:\n \n<Azif> Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...
bash.org #34181:\n \n<NeonMorning> I'm scared I'm going to say something random and sound really stupid.\n<Urban_Hermit> be like me - always say something stupid and it never appears random
bash.org #34182:\n \n<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.\n<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you  or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like  to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under?  i Know u want me under   ;)\n<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.\n<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...\n<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."\n<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
bash.org #34183:\n \n<Emmy> When I was in Helsinki, I couldn't stay at the house of a friend, because they had - well, crawly things, too\n<Azif> babies?
bash.org #34184:\n \n<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation\n<flawd_> !dict manipulation\n<MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of
bash.org #34186:\n \n<stupidMM> A District council must have designed woman.\n<stupidMM> Only a they would put a playground next to a sewage plant
bash.org #34188:\n \n<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does.\n<El_Duderino> HUH!\n<DevonCase> Fuck you.\n<El_Duderino> ...\n<El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life.\n<Al_Koholic> Dear God!\n<El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond.\n<El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness.\n<Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?
bash.org #34196:\n \n<Trak3r> hmm, qdb has new rules\n<Trak3r> SUBMISSION RULES:\n<Trak3r> 3) PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU ARE SUBMITTING, IS IT FUNNY? PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT QUOTES WITHOUT ANY MEANING OR HUMOR\n<Trak3r> that third one pretty much eliminates their database thus far
bash.org #34198:\n \n<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.
bash.org #34199:\n \n<Joel> i like legos but the red ones give me heart burn...
bash.org #34201:\n \n<Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string.\n<Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame\n<Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose! muahahaha\n<Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems\n<Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads\n<Duloth> Why steel stems?\n<Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the right eye socket of each victim?\n<Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough\n<Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about you Jack J/K\n<Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?
bash.org #34203:\n \n<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying "Bitch ass slave"\n<Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?"\n<Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was a black man who OWNED his mother?
bash.org #34207:\n \n<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion\n<Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice.\n<Duloth> Hmmm?\n<Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack.\n* Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking\n<Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth
bash.org #34209:\n \n<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/\n<Reykemias> lol\n<Jerec> I need new ones anyways\n<Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec\n<Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you !\n<Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else\n<Jerec> hehe\n<Jerec> :P\n<Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it\n* Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room\n<Lady_Sharlintier> LOL\n* Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet\n* Jerec sulks inside his pod\n<Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :)\n<Jerec> why so?\n<Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :)\n<Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her.\n<Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol\n<Jerec> how about i put you  In the pod?:)\n<Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :)\n<Jerec> aww come on :D
bash.org #34211:\n \n<Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it would make him gay to let his boyfriend \n<Brael> so true
bash.org #34215:\n \n<Duloth> BRB, the dorm is on fire.
bash.org #34216:\n \n* Carson_Marl looks at the remnants of the lightsaber on the floor.\n<Kalista_Frenta> "I wish those damn nuthouse doctors would hurry up and show. I'm ready to get out of her."\n<Kalista_Frenta> ((heheheheh. her = here))\n<Carson_Marl> ((Yeah, SURE it does!))
bash.org #34220:\n \n-!- Maxx-Gothic [Maxx_Gothi@ubju.lekc.rikn.uoap.this.chat.server] has quit [(signed off)]\n<@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic\n<@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O
bash.org #34222:\n \n* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!"\n* Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."
bash.org #34223:\n \n<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD\n<goat> WTF\n<goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld?\n<goat> no wonder they're all starving
bash.org #34224:\n \n<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth\n<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch\n<RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp\n<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?\n<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
bash.org #34225:\n \n<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell\n<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth\n<deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch\n> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp\n<RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website?\n<deadkode> free till payday\n<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
bash.org #34226:\n \n<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more.  That means I have to be able to throw them further.
bash.org #34228:\n \n<D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy?\n<bluewolf> er for a start i'm female
bash.org #34229:\n \n<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender, sexy, doesnt annoy me.
bash.org #34231:\n \n<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger\n<signine> and what do i get from my coworkers?\n<signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"
bash.org #34232:\n \n<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go?\n<Nyphur> What exams?....\n<Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;)\n<Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....
bash.org #34238:\n \n<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig\n<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.\n<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too
bash.org #34239:\n \n<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so\n<Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour\n<Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now\n<Dark-e> omg\n<Dark-e> shit\n<Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom
bash.org #34241:\n \n<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak\n<AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home\n<AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"\n<AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"\n<AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"\n<AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"\n<AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"\n<AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"
bash.org #34242:\n \n<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit\n<DouXXX> oppps bowl\n<Diablos> tecmo bowel\n<Diablos> hahaha\n<DouXXX> LMFAO!\n<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT\n<DouXXX> totally shitty!
bash.org #34243:\n \n! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole\n\n( Admiral_Justin ) ummm\n\n( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong
bash.org #34244:\n \n<Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower
bash.org #34248:\n \n* phucknut == drunk\n<phucknut> wh00000\n<ian_> phucknut, I replaced your beer with bottles of my piss.\n<phucknut> yum\n<phucknut> i'm gonna go back to the bar and drink some more\n<phucknut> wh000\n<phucknut> lata chump\n<phucknut> ssss\n<cwd> haha\n<cwd> phucknut turns into a dalnet user when he's drunk
bash.org #34249:\n \n<DRBS> this is so ghey what happened\n<MoDoDynam> I know Bradford, I know.\n<DRBS> matts an ayesshole\n<MoDoDynam> Well sometimes in a friendship the parties involved have to tear apart and develop a scar tissue in order to strengthen the bond that they never had before. Maybe that's our purpose in life: fighting to eventually gain fulfillment with others.\n<DRBS> ...\n<DRBS> hold on i have to take a nasty shit.
bash.org #34252:\n \n<NinjaDebugger> Too... many... fetch... quests!\n* Zrith parsed that as "fetish."\n<Mandoric> "My black leather panties fell down the well! I'll give you the Dildo of Erdrick if you retrieve them!"
bash.org #34253:\n \n* Mage_ scoots away from Dykstra\n* Dykstra plays with his pokeballs\n* Mage_ scoots further\n<SteveD> uh huh\n* Dykstra squirtles SteveD\n<SteveD> eegad!
bash.org #34254:\n \n<Bookworm> Jeremiah, I don't tell you what to do, now quit telling people that.
bash.org #34255:\n \n<PSlagle-Tech> you should have seen me explaining the concept of drivers to my mother when I was setting up their computer... I explained it like this...\n* JamesR-Tech covers his eyes\n<JP_Tech> this could be interesting\n<PSlagle-Tech> "Imagine you woke up one morning with a third arm... you wouldn't know how to control it, right? So you get a book and read how to control it, and then you can use it."\n* JamesR-Tech copies and pastes to bash.org\n<PSlagle-Tech> trhe arm is the modem, and the book is the driver.\n<JP_Tech> lol\n<PSlagle-Tech> hey... she understood after that. :)
bash.org #34263:\n \n<shrug> Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm\n<shrug> Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories\n<shrug> I've been helping women loose weight
bash.org #34265:\n \n<Annieland> i have beautiful skin\n<Annieland> some people are just jealous\n<rajn> no you don't\n<rajn> you're fucking ugly\n<Annieland> i do too\n<Annieland> fuck you\n<Annieland> i'm beautiful\n<rajn> fuck you\n<rajn> get hepatitis
bash.org #34266:\n \nTehKirby: once you go black; you dont go back\nTehKirby: once you eat a cat; you want to mack\nzhulkogh: I couldn't have said it better myself.
bash.org #34267:\n \n<niko> whenever I see a korean media company or game company it's like\n<niko> "HEY LOOK WE CAN DO ANIME TOO! AND GAMES WOO CHECK US OUT!"\n<niko> "see you don't need japan!"\n<niko> "you can use us! and we work cheaper!"
bash.org #34270:\n \n<[PLF]Sohryu> i dont understand why the us didnt just crush canada along time ago\n<[PLF]Sohryu> we wouldnt need ground troops\n<[PLF]Sohryu> 3 months of carpet bombing\n<[PLF]Sohryu> like we did in afghanistan\n<[PLF]Sohryu> that'l do the trick\n<[PLF]Sohryu> OR\n<[PLF]Sohryu> we could send in\n<[PLF]Sohryu> seal team 6\n<[PLF]Sohryu> all 5 of them\n<[PLF]Sohryu> they would own the country in 20 minutes\n<[PLF]Sohryu> only becuase its so big
bash.org #34271:\n \n<[PLF]TehKirby> in canada; if you rape a dog\n<[PLF]TehKirby> they give you money\n<[PLF]Sohryu> shit\n<[PLF]TehKirby> im serious.\n<[PLF]Sohryu> jesus\n<[PLF]Sohryu> id be rich
bash.org #34274:\n \n* Now talking in #9-11\n<[9-11]\|vS\|darkwinter> cant we just have a moment of silence?\n<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY TERROR DAY BARBECUE\n<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> WE WILL HAVE GAMES\n<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> LIKE\n<[9-11]ILLuSiOnZ\|GaS\|> we did b4\n<[ws]-storm[9-11]> hi\n<Will> holy shui\n<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> PIN THE JET ON THE WTC TOWER\n<Will> no one is oped either\n<[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> KABOOM\n<nLs\|rOnny[9-11]> omfg\n* *** G-line requested by Jaden.. (465)\n* Disconnected
bash.org #34276:\n \n<D3KK0N> i am in such a good mood today!\n<JudasX> lose your virginity?\n<D3KK0N> many times\n<JudasX> your hand doesn't count\n<D3KK0N> even your left?
bash.org #34278:\n \n<@mr_zap> kinda like some toilet seat incident I know about\n<@Glenn> hahaha\n<@Glenn> i went to the loo at kents place\n<@Glenn> forgot about the toilet seat\n<@Glenn> and i was like\n<@Glenn> fuck your toilets uncomfortable\n<@Glenn> and hes like, well, u gotta put the seat down
bash.org #34280:\n \n<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex\n<martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant
bash.org #34286:\n \n<fretless-> slackware sucks\n<brain_> ...lol\n<fretless-> brain_: you're laughing like you know better or something\n<brain_> fretless-:  and i'm guessin... window rules ?\n* fretless- smacks the shit out of brain\n<Flimflam> lmao\n<brain_> why, so you can eat it ?
bash.org #34287:\n \n<phyre> my room is hot...\n<phyre> I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
bash.org #34289:\n \n<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots
bash.org #34295:\n \n<Porcupine> #animefiends, lots of fun\n<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat hot or cold\n<Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into obscurity....\n<Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good compression :P\n<Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind\n<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind\n<Iruja> lol\n<guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his mouth any faster\n<guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220\n<guns7007> it always works in the commercials
bash.org #34296:\n \n[17:10:00] <aamir> hi\n[17:10:17] <aamir> hello\n[17:10:17] <Kelavat> hi\n[17:10:36] <aamir> asl plz\n[17:11:59] <Kelavat> oh why the hell does everyone always ask that, does it really metter what the fuck my asl is, obviously im not a kid and not very femenine so if you planning on hitting on someone just get a baseball bat and knock yourself out cause its the only beating you'll get tonight\n[17:13:25] <aamir> asl\n[17:14:20] <Kelavat> you dont get it do you, I am not going to answer your friggin asl\n[17:14:42] <aamir> y my dear\n[17:15:58] <Kelavat> you drink a lot dont you?
bash.org #34298:\n \n<DoctorRiff> captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons
bash.org #34300:\n \n<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off?\n<infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF\n<infinitySPZ> Type that.  It should help.\n* Timer 1 activated\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF\nTIMERS OFF
bash.org #34301:\n \n*** Quits: Espresso (my sister is a bitch and needs this computer because her homework is already saved on it)\n<^Pa\|Busy^> I think all words after "bitch" were probably unnecessary.
bash.org #34304:\n \n* Nanuq copies the output to his hand\n<Nanuq> oooh, even better\n* Nanuq puts his hand in the printer and pipes to lpr\n<Nanuq> OWWW, OWWW, OWWW!\n<Nanuq> Okay, done.\n<Tron> Nanuq: Stupid! You should have used the inkjet!\n<Tron> *fwap*
bash.org #34309:\n \n<Warokii> i got home this morning at 9am after driving all night hauling animal feed from wentachee\n<Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep\n<Warokii> so i slept\n<Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody started ringing the door bell\n<Warokii> and wouldnt quit\n<Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep disturbed\n<Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to my block to sell plastic\n<Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most nasty way\n<WillZ> and?\n<Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom.\n<kyokki> LOL! that's not good\n<Warokii> i think im off her will :(
bash.org #34310:\n \n<HeraldTheGreat> what's a +b?\n<@Kavity> It stands for +buddy, want one?\n<HeraldTheGreat> sure!\n<@Kavity> Ok! ;)\n\n--- Kavity has set a ban on: herald@*.bos.east.verizon.net\n<HeraldTheGreat> thanks, you guys are cool! i will be back later!\n* HeraldTheGreat has quit IRC (BYE NEW FRIENDS!)\n<@Kavity> Hehe... I don't think he will ;)
bash.org #34311:\n \n<AdeptaCheese> now\n<AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this\n<AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck\n<AdeptaCheese> is bukkake\n<Al3xand3r> :o\n<Al3xand3r> :x\n<Al3xand3r> XD\n<Al3xand3r> I have no idea...
bash.org #34312:\n \n<madsen> is there an online Perl-manual that resemples the php-manual. (God! That manual can bring a grown man to his knees.)\n* madsen panics.\n<madsen> I'm in love with a manual...!
bash.org #34315:\n \n<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on\n<m0zzie> you mean root pass?\n<murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl?\n<m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc\n<phoenix> rofl\n<murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs\n<murder`> got any better ones?\n<m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root\n<murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone?\n<agent3> lol\n<m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you?\n<murder`> yep\n<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"\n<murder`> k sweet man thx!!\n[n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]\n<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.
bash.org #34316:\n \n[n] Join [sam]-[sam@sam.name] has joined #0secadmin\n<m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key?\n<sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-)\n<m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :)\n[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*sam@sam.name]\n<lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/\n<m0zzie> oh fuck.\n[n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*sam@sam.name]\n<m0zzie> me love you long time? :>
bash.org #34317:\n \n<Lisanne> oh FFS now my cdrom wont close\n<red_one> Lisanne: take the cup out first ;)\n<Lisanne> har har
bash.org #34318:\n \n<Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees...\n<Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3\n<Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese\n<Bah> yes he did.......
bash.org #34320:\n \n<Tozz> WHAHAHAH\n<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl \n<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex \n<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have \n<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex\n*** Tozz is now known as Tozz\|Coden\n<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>
bash.org #34321:\n \n<____> im not a guys testicles
bash.org #34324:\n \n* Tak777 "Rams" DodgeGrl\n(Tak777) are you built tough?\n(DodgeGrl) NOO\n(DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower\n(Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.
bash.org #34325:\n \n<Tovart> "She sees that he is ready to splash white liquid, so she attaches\n          his penis on her nipple"\n<Dareon> O_o Oh, those inscrutable Orientals...\n<Zephy> lol. "With a staplegun"
bash.org #34328:\n \n<Slinky> boys must ALWAYS be reinforced\n<Apollo-> Slinky: boys? I have enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater, and you call me a boy? ;)\n<Slinky> apollo, until you prove otherwise\n* Slinky smirks\n<Apollo-> oh lord\n<Apollo-> You DO NOT want to see my ass, trust me\n<PawTeeGal> better with out without hair?\n<Apollo-> I have 250 lbs of ass\n<Apollo-> I'm sure it doesn't matter whether or not it has hair
bash.org #34329:\n \n<zlut> how to make a directory?\n<Apollo-> mkdir\n<zlut> thanks\n<Apollo-> no problem, slut\n<Apollo-> err, zlut
bash.org #34331:\n \n<@sTubby> I'm holding the SL45 right now\n<@PuffinFreshWog> i am holding a sl45 too\n<NiffTuRNaL> Im holding a PS2 control\n<@sTubby> I'm holding my dick\n<@sTubby> and 2 phones, and typing...\n<@sTubby> now THAT'S talent\n<@PuffinFreshWog> thats a lot of hands\n<@sTubby> nah, just 3\n<@PuffinFreshWog> call the phones, if they are in the same hand as the dick\n<@sTubby> that'd be strangely entertaining\n<@PuffinFreshWog> i can't do that type of thing, my cocks needs the full atention of both hands coz it is so huge\n<@PuffinFreshWog> lol\n<@sTubby> 1 hand to rub and 1 hand to watch?\n<@sTubby> "backup"?
bash.org #34335:\n \n<djik> does it work ?\n<Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it\n<djik> so we'll never know
bash.org #34343:\n \n<Moeser> you don't chase whiskey   \n<Moeser> you run away from it  \n<Moeser> very swiftly   \n<Moeser> and you don't make sudden moves
bash.org #34346:\n \n* moeser looks you up and down    \n* moeser whistles    \n<moeser> nice transfer rates... yow!
bash.org #34347:\n \n<Presto> <-- dont wanna get haxord by someone who does not  know what a NULL modem cable is
bash.org #34355:\n \n<jailbait> so my vagina would say \n<jailbait> "hello world"
bash.org #34358:\n \n<merc-wrk> I just signed my contract.  I'm officially here for the rest of my life\n<jailbait> awww im sorry :(\n<jailbait> how long is ur contract for?\n<merc-wrk> Its not contract.  I can leave any time i want\n<jailbait> okay you saying "i just signed my contract" usually means that you signed a contract =P\n<merc-wrk> well, its a contract\n<merc-wrk> cuz I signed a piece of paper saying that I agree to the terms of the employement and understand this is my pay rate, blah, blah blah blah blah\n<jailbait> riiiiight\n* jailbait cant stop laughing\n<merc-wrk> bleh :P\n<jailbait> ahhhh my sides hurt\n<merc-wrk> what the hell do you call it then\n<merc-wrk> its a damn contract\n<merc-wrk> Damn you americans.  Always beating up on me
bash.org #34361:\n \n<est> are you addicted to pornography?\n<ben> 5gb is not an addiction.
bash.org #34362:\n \n<daenonok> you gotta be like\n<daenonok> "OW!!! PENIS CRAMP!! owie owie owie"\n<daenonok> then ask her to rub it for you :P
bash.org #34363:\n \n<Magus> # robots.txt for http://www.riaa.com/\n<Magus> # questions contact blong@riaa.com\n<Magus> User-agent: *\n<Magus> Disallow: /temp/\n<Magus> Disallow: /admin/\n* Magus cracks up
bash.org #34365:\n \n<ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple\n<MrMan> work\n<MrMan> pain\n<Kaiti> death\n<ana> death\n<Bayls> he lost ops
bash.org #34367:\n \n[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+!\n19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!!\n[19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA!\n[19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool\n[19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH
bash.org #34370:\n \n<tye>   and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[ , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming
bash.org #34371:\n \n<dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of my life\n<SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion
bash.org #34373:\n \n<headly> Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any.
bash.org #34374:\n \n<cwd> ls\n<cwd> oops\n<cwd> :\\n<artrix> happens to all of us\n<cwd> but i only have this one terminal open
bash.org #34387:\n \n<acehole101> losing is not an option.\n<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.
bash.org #34389:\n \nAdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of doom?\n  Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.\n  Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.\n  Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell, that's a loud shirt"
bash.org #34393:\n \n<oyvind> what's a vegan?\n<junk> something you should stab in the face
bash.org #34396:\n \n*** billn has quit IRC (jeezus larz, not so hard, yer gonna damage my colon)
bash.org #34401:\n \n<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop Macphisto from breaking my legs."
bash.org #34403:\n \n<Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
bash.org #34405:\n \n<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though\n<Basic> does it get hot in there?\n<Basic> .......\n<Basic> oh god\n<Basic> don't even submit that\n<Basic> oh, come on.
bash.org #34408:\n \n<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command?\n<annjo> you might die
bash.org #34410:\n \n<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.
bash.org #34411:\n \n<tReMeR>  /penis lengthen 13.5 inches\n<nattydr00g> penis Unknown command\n<tReMeR> damn these servers
bash.org #34412:\n \n(@TFS_FeAr)must\n(@TFS_FeAr)your like\n(@TFS_FeAr)my toy\n(@TFS_FeAr)bitch\n(+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of rubber.
bash.org #34413:\n \n* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....\n<Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!\n<TK-421> lousy automatons\n* Norton flicks off muffbots switch\n*** Signoff: muffbot ()\n<muffinator> :o\n<Norton> ONO \n<Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!\n<muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH\n<Norton> eh? \n* Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot\n<Norton> CLEAR \n* Norton turns his car over\n*** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA\n<Norton> w00!!
bash.org #34418:\n \n*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo)
bash.org #34419:\n \n<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it.\n<Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?\n<Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?
bash.org #34421:\n \nKoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~\n* KoG_Work ponders taking the 92...\n<KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a detour to Ikea like I normally do!\n<St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have detours and shortcuts to get there?\n<DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through
bash.org #34422:\n \n<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden\n<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia\n<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia\n<@Cockroach-> lol\n<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
bash.org #34423:\n \n<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold.
bash.org #34426:\n \n<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol.\n<Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.
bash.org #34429:\n \n<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you that I did your mom last night?\n<godofcows> you have herpes! :)
bash.org #34431:\n \n<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'?\n<Badtz> nope\n<Badtz> do tell\n<FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it some time during the day.
bash.org #34433:\n \n<Flik> That was so awesome\n<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that\n<KeeperX> incest porn?
bash.org #34436:\n \n<KingHenry> castrated men live longer\n<Phuser> but do castrated men really live
bash.org #34437:\n \n<slashed24> who? -P\n<slashed24> dammit...my emoticon is blind
bash.org #34441:\n \n-utah.tx.******.org:@#sex- Sico invited Trojan into channel #sex.
bash.org #34445:\n \n<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?\n<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology\n<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER\n<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER
bash.org #34446:\n \n* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!')
bash.org #34447:\n \n<wangsta`> goddamnit \n<wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen \n<Juste> Good for you~\n<wangsta`> thats bad \n<Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P\n<wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates
bash.org #34454:\n \ngadget: my god.\ngadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that.
bash.org #34455:\n \nYa-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.\nDan: w00t!\nYa-leile cries\nYa-leile: and i can't find either.\nDan: *blink*\nDJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour\nDan: BWAHAHAHA\nYa-leile: with candy?\nYa-leile: *grin*
bash.org #34457:\n \n<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once\n<Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that.\n<SenorWeir> was it her with another man?
bash.org #34458:\n \n<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color\n<drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE"
bash.org #34459:\n \n<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on?\n<\|SeveN\|> j03bl0w: no.\n* j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings
bash.org #34461:\n \n<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"
bash.org #34467:\n \n<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit =\n<@sTubby> it wont work\n\n-> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on\n-> -sTubby- /s enable send\n[18:33] * Quits: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) (Need more parameters)\n<BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun.\n* Joins: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au)\n<sTubby> 'twas already on
bash.org #34473:\n \n<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...\n<FrozenFood> ..ok\n<@Gaz> I should change channels :)\n<@Gaz> but ...\n<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open\n<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict\n* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....
bash.org #34474:\n \n<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system\n<Morphine> :))\n<Morphine> !virus\n<Morphine> lol\n<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files.\n<thnom> wait a bit .........\n<thnom>  Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).\n<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]\n<Morphine> ?\n[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy)\n<thnom> rofl\n[11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects
bash.org #34477:\n \n<STUDYIuG_4_PreCal> everyone type /clear so i can hide my shame
bash.org #34478:\n \n`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade\n`007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade
bash.org #34479:\n \n][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get
bash.org #34481:\n \nHurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other people, god knows why lol\nHurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my garage...
bash.org #34488:\n \n* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked!\nphantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms
bash.org #34489:\n \n*** ag3nt0 (ag3nt@=H2T430-2929.NYCM.splitrock.net) has joined channel #consolevision\nag3nt0- grrr\nag3nt0- stupid connect\nag3nt0 kicks his isp\n*** Signoff: ag3nt0 (Ping Timeout)
bash.org #34493:\n \ncrt0- sex criminal?\ncrt0- oh smooth criminal\ncrt0- nevermind
bash.org #34500:\n \n*Lilmuckers is the official sega ho\n*Lilmuckers has official sega ho powers\n*Heroin_Bob is the official Sega Pimp\n*Heroin_Bob slaps lil\nHeroin_Bob- get back to work ho!
bash.org #34502:\n \n_absent_- is this in the land of delayed puberty or something?
bash.org #34507:\n \nPron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us middle class rural people first you bastards!
bash.org #34508:\n \nLilmuckers- did someone say lesbians\nc99koder- haha\nWrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0\nLilmuckers- lol\nLilmuckers is disappointed\nWrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains\nWrecked_Em- so...fish\nLilmuckers- dolphins eat fish\ncrt0- lesbians ...\nLilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun\nWrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna diver\nLilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist\nWrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving?\ncrt0- -_-\nLilmuckers thinks about lesbians\ncrt0 does too\nWrecked_Em thinks about dolphins
bash.org #34510:\n \n*** skwerrel (skwer@rn-reclta106.uwaterloo.ca) has joined #3fs\n<skwerrel> wtf??\n<skwerrel> is this the nap room?\n<skwerrel> everyone's asleep\n<skwerrel> yeah, I know what you mean...\n<skwerrel> so, how's life skwerrel?\n<skwerrel> meh...not bad.  Didn't do as well as I thought I would on my econ exam, but there's still two more so I'm not that worried\n<skwerrel> sorry to hear it, buddy.  good luck on your other ones\n<skwerrel> thanks guy\n<skwerrel> wanna cyber?\n<skwerrel> um..no thanks\n<skwerrel> *sniff*oh...\n<skwerrel> it's not you...i, uhh...have a blister on my palm\n<skwerrel> sure, whatever\n*** skwerrel (skwer@rn-reclta106.uwaterloo.ca) Quit (Client Exit: PH34R T3H P13)
bash.org #34512:\n \n<helpmemor> which port that ping used?
bash.org #34518:\n \nSlaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great responsibility...this is my gift and my curse)\nSlaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik\n<Argantonis> Slaine^!\n<Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks now\n<Argantonis> get it right already\n<Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?\n<hoxu> :D\n<Slaine^> o.O\n<Slaine^> dunno:)\n<Slaine^> does it mean something?\n<Argantonis> no\n<Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With great power\n<Slaine^> oh...that's good:b\n<hoxu> hahah :D\n<Argantonis> I'm dead serious\n<Argantonis> :)\n<Slaine^> ok i changed it\n<Argantonis> good :)\n<Slaine^> i'll show you\n*** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?)\n*** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik\n<Argantonis> lol
bash.org #34520:\n \n<@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity mode on \n<@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down \n<@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail \n<@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her \n<@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked \n<@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the uninstall one\n<@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i refused to call the police about it :>\n<@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police\n<@Starfire> i would have given her police number\n<@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste!\n<@toe2toe> and say what \n<@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy called "local host"
bash.org #34526:\n \n[+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on rooftops. He comes down chimneys.
bash.org #34527:\n \n<IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in germany\n<KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky?\n<KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in tight lycra pretending to slap each other
bash.org #34528:\n \n<pj325is> did you get a boner when your cousin told you about her lesbian experiences?\n<BigMilla2> no\n<pj325is> ok then\n<pj325is> *coughliarcough*\n<Cruzn15> are you impitant?\n<pj325is> impotent\n<StealthBuddha> important?
bash.org #34529:\n \n<BigMilla2> but no I haven't done anything with my cousin\n<BigMilla2> except for giving her a hug\n<pj325is> and talk to her about sex\n<Cruzn15> was that an arrousing hug?\n<BigMilla2> oh yes!!!\n<BigMilla2> I popped a 12 incher\n<BigMilla2> and then we had sex in the trailer\n<BigMilla2> and my sister got in on it too\n<StealthBuddha> hell yeah\n<Cruzn15> Now entering Alabama.
bash.org #34530:\n \n<Kazimierz> Dick Van Dyke\n<Kazimierz> rulez j00\n<nkrn> D:\n<AeroBob> Indeed.\n<AeroBob> D'you know that's not his real name?\n<AeroBob> It used to be 'Penis van Lesbian' until he changed it 'cause he thought it wasn't suitable for showbusiness.
bash.org #34531:\n \n<nxn> best thing to do while high is wank\n<nxn> best thing to do any time is wank\n<nxn> actually not when you catch your mom masterbating... but close to any time
bash.org #34534:\n \n<Zer0-kewl> and in network properties i'm static on 192.168.1.30\n<Prem0> thats why\n<Prem0> ass\n<Prem0> your ip is too high\n<Prem0> cant go above 255\n<Zer0-kewl> too high?  wtf?\n<Prem0> your at 300\n<Zer0-kewl> Thirty\n<Prem0> if U wanted 30 it should be 192.168.1.030\n<Killeroy> wtf?\n<Killeroy> lemme quote that on bash.org :)\n<Prem0> remember it adds 0's to the end\n<Prem0> lol\n<Zer0-kewl> since when?\n<Prem0> since forever\n<Prem0> thats tcp/ip brother\n<Zer0-kewl> if it thought my IP was 300...i doubt i woudl be talking to you hear.\n<Prem0> change it to .030 and then try it\n<Killeroy> prem0, don't make it worse for you...
bash.org #34535:\n \n<Match> ic\n<Kayin> dont say ic. its unbecoming\n<Match> i know. sorry\n<H4Z3> why is it unbecoming?\n<Match> we just learned about this in english. if you say things like i see and yup, it makes you seem passive\n<Kayin> as if you're uninterested in the conversation\n<H4Z3> ic\n<Match> jerk
bash.org #34538:\n \n* Joins: DanVanNinja\n<beej> jesus christ\n<beej> i need to get laid\n<beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"
bash.org #34539:\n \n<davie>My friend is in jail because he wanted to make his parents mad. so he fingered his 5 year old sister  and she told the doctor. he's 13 and she a prostitue.\n<aidman923>blimey.
bash.org #34540:\n \nthis is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar chord for all you who may not know.\n\n<Cosmorpheus> he\n<Cosmorpheus> y\n<crudelydrawnspiral> well said cosmo\n<Cosmorpheus> fingering for a G/F anyone?\n<AussieAusbourne> i finger my girlfriend\n<washcloth-nj> pull her panties down, thats number \n<washcloth-nj> 1\n<Cosmorpheus> funny
bash.org #34542:\n \n[-=VU=-] i wish i had enough space to breakdance :(\n[XwHR] delete some stuff
bash.org #34551:\n \n<Averox> and I'm about to shove my fist through someone's head. Begins with an "L" and ends with a "ordship"
bash.org #34553:\n \n<mindstorms> i so l33t.....i combined my radio and computer output to my speakers\n<mindstorms> so now my head hurts when i have the radio and winamp on!
bash.org #34555:\n \n<@xZaratustra> ADVENTURE IS THE BEST GAME EVER\n<@Brentai> NO PITFALL IS\n<Xerox> Statbuilder!\n<Nyphur> NOTEPAD!
bash.org #34603:\n \n<miv> i'm gona take a nap\n<miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan\n<miv> all the 10-14 yearolds
bash.org #34616:\n \n<AEternus> my stomach is undergoing disasters unnamed at the moment\n<AEternus> but you can't say no to the grandparents\n<BlahFromStone> Yeah...\n<BlahFromStone> Who can resist a nice, juicy plate of grandparents.
bash.org #34644:\n \n<jay123> i only do fat chicks , their chunky but their funky
bash.org #34648:\n \n<hailz_b> pepsi is gayyyyyyy\n<hailz_b> gayyyyyyyy\n<hailz_b> give me cock anyday\n<hailz_b> i mean coke!
bash.org #34656:\n \n<+Psyko> I'm gonna go hump the couch\n<+Psyko> ~*boredom*~\n<+Yamatto> dude, your couch puts out?\n<+Psyko> wall too\n<+Yamatto> damn\n<+Yamatto> i want your house\n<+Yamatto> unless you're like swapping wall for "mom"\n<+Andaru> hahaha\n<+Andaru> and couch for "little brother"
bash.org #34657:\n \n<DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it
bash.org #34660:\n \n<DentArthur> i took it a step further with the super glue in mouth incident :)\n<milenko17> DentArthur: it could be worse you could superglue your foreskin together\n<DentArthur> milenko17: it'd keep my KB cleaner :)
bash.org #34662:\n \n(TRANCEBOY) But i'm joining the reserves.\n(TRANCEBOY) Airborne Infantry\n(^BiAnCoOcH^) really so da airforce in other words\n(TRANCEBOY) No not the airforce,\n(TRANCEBOY) Airforce is flying F16 jets etc.\n(TRANCEBOY) Airborne infantry is ground combat deployed from black hawks, hueys, chinooks,\n(^BiAnCoOcH^) hmmm ok den caause i understood dat but n e way\n(TRANCEBOY) Ok Bianca, i'll put it in your terms.\n(TRANCEBOY) Me and Cletus run around dem bushes looking for dem charlies and we's get put there by those dang cars with wings ya hear?
bash.org #34663:\n \n<RushMore> Shit, i was in physics and near shit myself\n<RushMore> THe place went black, and i thought i crashed\n<RushMore> THEN a light came on, and i saw a ball dropping, but it was only at like 8fps\n<RushMore> I thought "Shit, i need a new graphics card"\n<RushMore> Then i found out, the teacher turned out all the lights, put on a strobe light at 8flashes/s and dropped a ball so you could see its accelleration\n<RushMore> Dickhead.
bash.org #34665:\n \n*** ubermensch- is now known as peer\n<peer> DIE POOFSTER\n*** Quits: Poofster (Solo84@202.151.232.16) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #34667:\n \n<Sticks> I'm always constantly mortified [no pun intended] at the continual degredation of people grammer and spelling on the net...
bash.org #34668:\n \n* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods\n<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?\n<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife\n<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*\n<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?\n<WhiteyFord> id hit it\n<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?\n<WhiteyFord> Revenge
bash.org #34669:\n \n[BiC]: i got a jobb! woohoo!\n[x-im]: sw33t dude :) what kinda job?\n[BiC]: warehouse-thingie-kinda job... :P\n[Nemesis]: my job is living, and the payment is the job itself ;]\n[x-im]: your getting rippedoff pal, go talk to the union.
bash.org #34675:\n \n<gh5046> Mokey: How big are your boobs?\n<Mokey> 38 aa\n<gh5046> yo baby, you're shaped like an overweight 13 year-old\n<Mokey> yep\n<Mokey> that's me.\n<gh5046> that so made me seem like an asshole
bash.org #34679:\n \n<eViL_fOoTwEaR> Now. Do you know what nickserv is? \n<slsc83jvc03> nickserv is somthing that is mean to people for no reason
bash.org #34686:\n \n<Hypr> i heard theres a mexican equvalent of warez called juarez
bash.org #34688:\n \n<@sumppi> "A consultant is a man who knows 99 ways to make love but doesn't know any women"
bash.org #34694:\n \n<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.\n<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work\n<bUdDyLeE> watch\n<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?\n<`Frieza> yes\n<bUdDyLeE> elaborate\n<`Frieza> no\n<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.
bash.org #34705:\n \n<Loki> zig, tell me where you live so i can kill you
bash.org #34707:\n \n<morah> I MADE A VOODOO DOLL\n* morah stabs Vireo in the eye\n...\n* Vireo (sverreba@so817.hig.no) Quit (Dead socket)
bash.org #34718:\n \n<Kube> lots of girls like me\n<Kube> well\n<Kube> one
bash.org #34720:\n \n<abs> shit \n<abs> my mom fell down the stairs \n<abs> brb
bash.org #34741:\n \n<Nyphur> Everything I say is a lie. \n<Nyphur> I AM COMPULSIVE LIAR! \n<CWGerard> Oh no, what to believe!!!\n<CWGerard> I ARE BORK!  DOWNLOAD TEH PATCH!
bash.org #34744:\n \n[18:06] * @N4m3k ponders on that..I'll take note of it..and see which topic comes out better.\n<+Zer0-kewl> "It smells like ass in here...but yet i stay and carry on with my lurking and writing"\n<+Zer0-kewl> but that only works if it smells like ass in your room.\n<@N4m3k> my room doesn't smell like ass :-\n<@N4m3k> I hope that doesn't make it to bash :-
bash.org #34746:\n \n<Mank> I missed about half of the movie\n<Mank> If you catch my drift\n<waffle> Mank: stop with the public masterbastion
bash.org #34748:\n \n<Watermelon> so many fruits...kiwi, peaches, banana\n<Watermelon> and me!\n<Watermelon> bwhahaha\n<Kiwi> ...\n<Watermelon> we almost have a salad
bash.org #34755:\n \n<Ac3-Drakenon> when i was with pure at the laser tag place there were some asians and i yelled \n<Ac3-Drakenon> "I LIKE FLIED LICE" \n<mr`bob> and then they kicked ur ass? \n<Ac3-Drakenon> lol no, they were lil fat asians \n<Ac3-Drakenon> i step on them and get blubber on my shoe
bash.org #34759:\n \n<AlmanzoW> Oh please.  Being in a car with Zot is like being strapped to your best friend's dad while he gets hard looking at Playboy
bash.org #34760:\n \n<Koyama> that masturbation thread has gotten way out of hand
bash.org #34768:\n \n<Shadye> reboot: gibb0r us pic of your wife\n<reboot> if I ever find one, I'll scan it\n<ArtecMice> drug her and scan her face\n<reboot> there's an idea, and I could get sex at the same time
bash.org #34769:\n \n<MindRape> don't mind me, i'm divorced =)\n<MindRape> still going thru the damn thing\n<MindRape> she's sueing me for my penis\n<Deeply> suing you for your penis?\n<MindRape> yea, its bigger than hers :>
bash.org #34771:\n \n<DakotaKid> MultiAGP: Bend over, I got all the ram you need.
bash.org #34772:\n \n<Waxahachi> No. I am a programmer & I want friends that I can identify with intellectually and personably.\n<BoDePlOt> if i eat anutter peanut butter cup i think i am going to puke
bash.org #34773:\n \n<Mxeil> You have a g/f right\n<DakotaKid> Mxeil: No.\n<Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a girl!\n<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend.\n<Mxeil> DK: Your a girl?\n<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer?\n<Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing' of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend
bash.org #34775:\n \n*** Mandingo (Glow35@ts1p7.candw.ag) has joined #visualbasic\n<Mandingo> hi any females here?\n<LameLLama> subtle, real subtle
bash.org #34776:\n \n<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon NaturallySpeaking in mIrc\n<www666> no more typing\n<LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit"\n*** www666 has quit IRC (Leaving)\n*** www666 (baroca@spc-isp-ham-uas-05-11.sprint.ca) has joined #visualbasic\n<www666> Hugh Masters\n<www666> you basterdes
bash.org #34782:\n \n* Ozak-shower hugs everyone \n* Solinus runs from ozak \n\n<Ozak-shower> oh shit \n\n* Ozak-shower is now known as Ozak-Clothed
bash.org #34811:\n \n<angelB> shit\n<angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP\n<angelB> and not in any positive way\n<angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc\n<angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering it
bash.org #34856:\n \n<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world\n<Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia, Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic\n<Mek> and also Jamaica\n<Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues\n<Mek> you get them too??
bash.org #34862:\n \n<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line on a bot today that\nsays "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500 certificate"
bash.org #34891:\n \n<Raenne>  .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?
bash.org #34898:\n \n<Spyro> Dude..\n<Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I thought some prick stole my steering wheel....\n<Spyro> But I was in the backseat
bash.org #34912:\n \n<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity\n<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to get richer\n<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!
bash.org #34916:\n \n<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park\n<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."\n<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing a couple days later.
bash.org #34918:\n \n<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat\n<HandyMan> *say\n<HandyMan> *that\n<Hyperbyte> *I\n<Hyperbyte> *didn't
bash.org #34919:\n \n<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!
bash.org #34925:\n \n<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine?  Microsoft is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at?\n<Maniacal> sun just might have a website
bash.org #34930:\n \n<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks\n<@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a butt and hold it\n<@natclass> occasionally take a little puff\n<@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers
bash.org #34945:\n \n<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!\n<freak> =)\n<mango> no.....\n<mango> it has to do with my mouth though\n<freak> oh\n<freak> whoa\n<freak> like kissing?\n<mango> ha ha\n<mango> no \n<mango> try me giving u head\n<freak> AHHHHHHHH\n<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY\n<freak> really?\n<mango> :-P\n<freak> hahah\n<mango> hell yea\n<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
bash.org #34966:\n \n<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'?\n<Potato> I thought that was "affection".\n<Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it? \n<Potato> That's how I was raised.
bash.org #34969:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info to bookies or somethen\n<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no  \|__\|"\n<R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that\n<D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no \|__\|"\n<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no \|__\|
bash.org #34970:\n \n<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot as the P3.\n<Mime> P3 has two different slots!\n<Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one.\n<Ed> Mime, that's a socket.\n<waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket\n<Mime> Yes, socket and slot.\n<waffle> amd really loved the slot\n<kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot.\n<Mime> I love your mom's slot\n<waffle> your moms a slot
bash.org #34972:\n \n<tak>: wanna play a game?\n<krplunkr: like what\n<tak> Pearl Harbor\n<krplunkr> sounsd fun\n<krplunkr> how do i play?\n<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me\n<krplunkr> wait \n<krplunkr> im confused
bash.org #34973:\n \n<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES\n<Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS\n<Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR
bash.org #34974:\n \n<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?\n<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8\n<Kitty> :(\n<Kitty> but it is r f8\n<tavaryn> maybe you should w8\n<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8\n<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8\n<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8\n<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8\n<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8\n<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
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bash.org #35019:\n \n<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69\n<hpv-send> lol\n<Elm> please dont link to that site\n<Minion> Why not\n<Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate \n<Minion> On bash.org??\n<Brianthe> yeah\n<Elm> yes\n<Minion> It's all text, bleh\n<Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated
bash.org #35030:\n \n<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny
bash.org #35080:\n \n* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]
bash.org #35163:\n \n[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn\n[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world
bash.org #35178:\n \n<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass
bash.org #35212:\n \n< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m\n< SnowKrash> =)\n< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
bash.org #35279:\n \n<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear.\n<AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...
bash.org #35287:\n \n<PeteParker> Microsoft Bob is the default shell for Windows 2000.
bash.org #35307:\n \n<Night> bitches fall for everything.\n<CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.\n<Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.\n<CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.\n<CptPlanet> natural selection.
bash.org #35316:\n \n<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often\n<h3123t1c> it more organized\n<_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"
bash.org #35331:\n \n<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you believe that?"\n<boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my dad met in the US once
bash.org #35339:\n \n<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS\n<kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box\n<kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!
bash.org #35342:\n \n<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down the hall from me\n<Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face
bash.org #35358:\n \n<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus, and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?
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bash.org #35373:\n \n<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:\n<Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
bash.org #35378:\n \n<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry\n<CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM\n<ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL
bash.org #35382:\n \n<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland -  scatland
bash.org #35411:\n \n<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you\n<xeria> disREGARD
bash.org #35413:\n \n(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune \n(@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short \n(Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note \n(Vapr): after i cut it in half \n(@Klarth): O_o \n(@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff \n(@Klarth): o_O
bash.org #35417:\n \n<Delirium> AFK, tornado\n*** Delirium quit irc: (no route to house)
bash.org #35423:\n \n<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well\n<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
bash.org #35433:\n \n<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again\n<RQ> gonna!\n<ZephyrX> gonan\n<RQ> hehe\n<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian\n<RQ> LMAO
bash.org #35446:\n \n<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls\n<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin\n<Joelz> It can?\n<Joelz> It should be called winunzip
bash.org #35449:\n \n<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car
bash.org #35457:\n \n<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.\n<dalias> hahaha iretd\n<techlord> heh\n<dalias> did you learn that the hard way?\n<iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)\n<iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.
bash.org #35458:\n \n<dinarchvs> man\n<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms\n<abraham> why?\n<abraham> your hand have an STD?
bash.org #35460:\n \n<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress\n<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
bash.org #35467:\n \nMysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal\nMysteriousPepit0: what would you be?\nInMediasRes1111: horny
bash.org #35479:\n \n(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.)\n\n[22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies.\n[22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...
bash.org #35482:\n \n*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself\n<Zfuckinherself> brb\n<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm\n<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
bash.org #35483:\n \n<nzc> mmmmm\n<nzc> Speak n Spall.\n<nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.)\n<drwiii> obviously not.
bash.org #35494:\n \nMike: you don't need anything to score in college\nMike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest\nMike: eventually you hit a tree.
bash.org #35521:\n \n<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?\n<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
bash.org #35522:\n \n<_rm> xp is great\n<_rm> better than fucking me or 98
bash.org #35524:\n \n<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2\n<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it\n<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster\n<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...\n<ToddBored> im serious dude\n<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into\n<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned\n<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11
bash.org #35566:\n \n<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG\n<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?
bash.org #35567:\n \n<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!\n<Stalker> WHERE are you going? \n<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
bash.org #35578:\n \n<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ\n<Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you\n<Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan
bash.org #35602:\n \n<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded\n<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people
bash.org #35634:\n \n<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile'\n<pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit
bash.org #35672:\n \n<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs\n<@fraggle> no\n<@fraggle> is it a good high
bash.org #35712:\n \n<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??\n<ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...
bash.org #35720:\n \n[+Duds] brb phonesex\n[+Duds] well not really\n[+Duds] depends who answers i suppose
bash.org #35729:\n \n<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.
bash.org #35743:\n \n<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude
bash.org #35746:\n \n<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight\n<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
bash.org #35748:\n \n<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?\n<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die
bash.org #35754:\n \n<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
bash.org #35756:\n \n<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :)\n<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??\n<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?\n<Andy> Hehe ;)\n<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once...\n<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.
bash.org #35761:\n \n<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female?? \n<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.\n<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
bash.org #35763:\n \n<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!
bash.org #35764:\n \n<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions\n<RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
bash.org #35765:\n \n<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.\n<Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.
bash.org #35818:\n \n<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq\n<Sean> which is quite cool\n<eddy> just some random iraqi? :)\n<Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag
bash.org #35862:\n \n<PovRayMan> Weee\n<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them\n<PovRayMan> and drink\n<PovRayMan> and dance\n<PovRayMan> i said no\n<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
bash.org #35884:\n \n<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but\n<@FlatFace> .....\n<@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS
bash.org #35896:\n \n<Heather> penises are scary =/\n<Kevyn> how so?\n<Heather> they feel weird.\n<Kevyn> how do they feel?\n<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
bash.org #35905:\n \n<b0at> <------------ FireHeart\n<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care\n<pr0t0> <-- bonehead\n<SeXaH> indeed ---^
bash.org #35912:\n \n<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover?\n<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above\n* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
bash.org #35913:\n \n<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child\n<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists\n<eyesore> lol\n<eyesore> ZING!
bash.org #35916:\n \n<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
bash.org #35923:\n \n<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but it's really like alone
bash.org #35930:\n \n<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple\n<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside\n<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
bash.org #35936:\n \n<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are, to make fun of them on the internet is just cold...\n<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives\n<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard
bash.org #35939:\n \n<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks\n<Bubbs-> er...breath
bash.org #35941:\n \n<DMAUL-agay> i was gonna watch slackers but im to lazy to put the cd in.
bash.org #35942:\n \n<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.\n<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal
bash.org #35944:\n \n<MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant
bash.org #35948:\n \n<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to remember\n<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need\n<Psy_Duck> :)))\n<CUI> Hand is all I got =/
bash.org #35955:\n \n<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb\n<KC48348751> dude\n<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
bash.org #36000:\n \n<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> ew\n<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> yoru dad ejaculates into my mouth\n<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> er.\n<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> your mouth*
bash.org #36029:\n \n<[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this...  i make 10000 on 3dmark2001\n<[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking\n<Modman> lol\n<[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is
bash.org #36062:\n \n<jeffrey> Starting from:  1 Penn Plaza, New York, NY 10119-0001\n<jeffrey> Arriving at:   1535 Broadway, New York, NY 10036-4077\n<jeffrey> Distance:  2835.0 miles  Approximate Travel Time:  43 hours 36 mins\n<jeffrey> GO GO MAPQUEST GO
bash.org #36063:\n \n<lux> my dog walked in while i was stroking it\n<lux> so i gave him a facial\n<lux> =[
bash.org #36088:\n \n<Vagabond_> you get hit with a dick when you goto mcdonalds?\n<DrklrdBob> Usually.\n<Robyn``> DrklrdBob: Yes, and you will even get a free toy.\n<Vagabond_> is it a beefy dick?\n<DrklrdBob> Is the toy safe for children 3 and under?
bash.org #36091:\n \n<AhrT> i had a gf that would make me sniff her Fillet O' Fish everytime we went to Maccas coz she reckoned it smelle like smoo too\n<AhrT> and now i can't even order one without crackin' a fat
bash.org #36097:\n \n<p0s> interesting.....humans build computers with hundreds of millions of transistors....for rating each others poo
bash.org #36098:\n \n(backslash) Wow, the introduction to this chapter in the driving book we got today is. . . well, reassuring.\n(backslash) 'Finally, the keys and the car... our dream has come true! You climb in behind the wheel, the engine starts and purrs. Wow! Shift into gear and you're off.\n(backslash) The sky darkens, rain starts to fall... Where is that wiper switch? Oops, not that one. Oh! There is it! And now, the headlights.\n(backslash) What does that bright blue light mean? Why is that oncoming car flashing high beams? My gosh... the car in front is braking... Your vehicle is sliding!! Your heart is pounding! Now what?!'\n(zztzed) "If you slam on the brakes and go hydroplaning into the rear end of the car in front of you, turn to page 36."
bash.org #36099:\n \n<Fat-Burrick> you have an obsession, Fuegan\n<Fat-Burrick> let me help you\n* Fuegan unzips\n<Fat-Burrick> oh jesus
bash.org #36109:\n \n* RichiH can't help it, but every time he sees bubble's nick he has to think of farting in a tub
bash.org #36121:\n \n<@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises like that \n<@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter \n<@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon" \n<@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis \n<@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor
bash.org #36122:\n \n<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
bash.org #36124:\n \n<cORBIT> when i sneeze it sounds like a kung fu movie
bash.org #36130:\n \n<IdKS> brb\n<IdKS> omg.,.....i;m too lazy to get up
bash.org #36139:\n \n@(external`roid) fuck and when he goes on about racist shit that pisses me off\n@(external`roid) hes a stupid little boy who just hit puberty and thinks its cool that air no longer shoots out of his small little penis\n@(external`roid) give a kid 1 nut hair and he thinks he owns the world
bash.org #36141:\n \n<SUPAR> i wonder if unicorn farts smell like potpourri
bash.org #36156:\n \n<PERL_ZEALOT> Gimme a second, man.\n<PERL_ZEALOT> I type slowly.\n<Dillinger> some code'er you are.
bash.org #36157:\n \n<Al> people are often friendly until they learn what an irretrievable shit-pit the world is and what a sick, worthless collection of misshapen animals comprises the human species\n<DogWelder> I like to think of it as boot camp, then hell.
bash.org #36163:\n \n<destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree in gunsmithing\n<destru> does that really seem like a good idea?
bash.org #36167:\n \n<Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/cock/shaft --output=/dev/cock/head --loop-device &\n<IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".
bash.org #36169:\n \n<Knux_The_Echidna> Mel Brooks? what was (s)he in?
bash.org #36171:\n \n* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away.\n<Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon....\n<BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.
bash.org #36175:\n \n<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies
bash.org #36180:\n \n(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night\n(Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.
bash.org #36181:\n \n<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right?\n<Ultron> No someone does it for him\n<Legion> yeah with the constitution
bash.org #36184:\n \n<Bloaty121> hmm i was just watching a jif commercial and now i want a peanut butter sandwich\n<\|404notfound> They're brainwashing you, watch out.\n<Bloaty121> but i'm hungry\n<\|404notfound> That's what they want you to think.
bash.org #36185:\n \n<Eticam> OMG!\n<Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here!\n<Eticam> and it's eating my leg!
bash.org #36186:\n \n<dranyam> Okay, my quote on bash.org is not mine
bash.org #36190:\n \n<skn3[ac]> ITS A RE-DESIGN\n<Clubsoft> Its a FUCK-UP :P
bash.org #36191:\n \n<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that\n<p0tat03> ...\n<Asha`monkey> Oops.\n<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
bash.org #36193:\n \n<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot\n<SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory\n<FlatFace> !\n<FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?!\n<SLing> Nah\n<SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the  :P
bash.org #36195:\n \n<Jenna> how was your weekend?\n<ChrisLTD> it was good!\n<ChrisLTD> no unprotected sex though\n<ChrisLTD> very sad\n<Jenna> oh, so sorry, i know how important meeting the unprotected sex quota is
bash.org #36197:\n \n<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants*\n* pantsME adds milk and enjoys
bash.org #36201:\n \n<GokuSSJ4> My first car was free\n<Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!!\n<GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me\n<GokuSSJ4> lol\n<Genome> they stole it???
bash.org #36205:\n \n<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole\n<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"\n<maUru> wow\n<maUru> nice\n<hardlined> haha
bash.org #36213:\n \n<punchcard_uc> guinness\n<punchcard_uc> aaahh\n<punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni\n<punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure\n<punchcard_uc> cant remember really
bash.org #36214:\n \n<punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit\n<punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script\n<punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech\n<DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter\n<DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone\n<DomMac> "hello.... this is support"\n<DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"
bash.org #36220:\n \n<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^.^ A 10% patch was released recently.\n<Ginger`> *plays\n<Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;
bash.org #36225:\n \n<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes.\n<Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
bash.org #36234:\n \n<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt\n<Tokae> wtf is it?\n<aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing
bash.org #36237:\n \n<shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey\n<shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight?\n<jeff> no\n<jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off
bash.org #36258:\n \n<Gwindor> I wasn't paying attention until I glanced and saw "squishing" and "cleavage" in the same sentence
bash.org #36265:\n \n<cherno> midori will pay,\n<cherno> somehow, i will find his family,\n<cherno> and make hamburgers out of them\n<cherno> and make him eat them!\n<cherno> and then i will say\n<cherno> "midori, would you like some more of your mother?, i mean beef"\n<cherno> but it will really be his mother
bash.org #36275:\n \n<chikster> I am 15\n<hardlined> 15 is prime age to start experimenting with anal sex.
bash.org #36296:\n \n* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth\nSeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT :\nWindesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT :\nRish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT :\nHypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT :\nVulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT :\n<inshadowhiding> well that was efective
bash.org #36308:\n \n<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories.\n<AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it"\n<AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it"\n<AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"
bash.org #36325:\n \n<Snio> pathetic !!!!\n<Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars\n<DawaiDOOM> you tried them?\n<Snio> no ! of course !\n<Snio> lol\n<p0s> *LOG*\n*** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)
bash.org #36342:\n \n<l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.
bash.org #36344:\n \n<jamesf> go to work, put your jacket over your chair and a cup of coffee next to your keyboard, then go home\n<jamesf> everyone will think you're in a meeting\n<jamesf> turn up again at 4, do an hour's work and then go home again\n<jamesf> no-one will be any the wiser
bash.org #36349:\n \n<Unhealthy_Hobo> i like, so have to stop saying 'like' and 'so'
bash.org #36355:\n \n<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships\n<synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana...\n<synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED\n<synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable
bash.org #36357:\n \n>snoogins> yeah... I can get an ass fucking for free nowadays...
bash.org #36359:\n \n<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ.  My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!!\n<Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house\n<Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?
bash.org #36361:\n \n<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ, and Fry into making idiots of themselves.\n<Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples always falls for traps because they think there smarter\n<Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh?\n<Arazan> what?\n<Arazan> fuck u\n*** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)
bash.org #36365:\n \n<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay homo doesnt want to pay shipping\n<ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
bash.org #36367:\n \n<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good.\n<ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book\n<Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms.\n<Schroe> ...\n<Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language\n<ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw
bash.org #36368:\n \n<gh0z> Microsoft gives you windows, linux gives you the whole house
bash.org #36382:\n \n::: Mode: (@agg) sets (+m)\n[@agg]: say nothing if ur gay !!!!!!!
bash.org #36392:\n \n<Lestat> @find africa\n<Ganner> @find nigeria\n<Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis\n<Lestat> @find fisherman tim\n<brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP
bash.org #36394:\n \n<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"
bash.org #36395:\n \n<antimatter> i like my penis \n<antimatter> it's so cute \n<antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it \n<antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me \n<antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde' \n<antimatter> my penis is bilingual
bash.org #36400:\n \n<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide\n<zs> afk for a minute\n<waffle> suicide does not count as afk
bash.org #36401:\n \n<guest1101> techno...  I pity you..\n<guest1101> I really do\n<@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence?\n<guest1101> NOT AT ALL\n<guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT SHIT\n<@Boogaleeboo> "U"\n<@Boogaleeboo> Good move
bash.org #36402:\n \n<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today\n<Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job\n<Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were sneaky ;)\n<Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?"\n<Threeboy> sloppy seconds.
bash.org #36403:\n \n<daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;)\n*** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
bash.org #36405:\n \n<overkill_> yo\n<overkill_> i bought these\n<overkill_> fucking\n<overkill_> cookie monster cookies\n<overkill_> they are the bomb\n<overkill_> haha\n<ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies?\n<aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists?\n<overkill_> yea dude\n<overkill_> hahahah\n<b0nk> ehehaha
bash.org #36408:\n \n<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..\n<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.\n<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter\n<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.
bash.org #36410:\n \n<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off?\n<Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.
bash.org #36416:\n \n<Kris> Gay men, after diamonds, are a girl's best friend
bash.org #36418:\n \n<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000\n<Arielana> lol\n<Arielana> no way\n<Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz\n<Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day
bash.org #36419:\n \n<Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here was a chef or some shit\n<Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins\n<Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken...\n<Shibbz> yeah chicken
bash.org #36422:\n \n<PyRo_ZaCh> i think i gota try sellin weed or something\n\n<KeLLy`R> i'll buy some!\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> u got a heat lamp i could borrow?\n\n<KeLLy`R> no sorry\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> hrmmmmmmm\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> i need that first\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> i got it planed so if i would  no one could find \n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> but i need a heat lamp\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> and a rabbit\n\n<PyRo_ZaCh> and some sort of hover craft
bash.org #36425:\n \n<WillaCuz> *sigh*\n<WillaCuz> why do people shoot at robocop
bash.org #36426:\n \n<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.
bash.org #36427:\n \n<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind
bash.org #36429:\n \n<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine
bash.org #36430:\n \n<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs\n<CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.\n<tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?\n<CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.
bash.org #36432:\n \n<Gplex> is this the main channel \n<Gplex> where's the main channel? \n<Gplex> what's a "main channel" \n<Gplex> what does that mean: "in the main channel"
bash.org #36433:\n \n<chabo> I love you like Ike loves Tina
bash.org #36435:\n \n<Volt9000> .. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK\n<Volt9000> oh wait nm\n<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
bash.org #36436:\n \n<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called?\n<Logic_BomB> rats\n<Logic_BomB> rice\n<Logic_BomB> children
bash.org #36438:\n \n<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day\n<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge\n<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"
bash.org #36442:\n \n<RollingBrass> hey...the us open is coming to long island\n<BADGER> <RollingBrass> You want a U.S. Open?! * Rollingbrass unveils a banner of Goatse Man\n<RollingBrass> TigerWoods: Now THAT'S a 19th hole!\n<BADGER> RollingBrass: More like a new hazard :P\n<BADGER> <Ref> In the Goatse! Shoot from where it lands or mulligan? <Tiger> MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!
bash.org #36444:\n \n<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"
bash.org #36445:\n \n<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
bash.org #36446:\n \n<WillaCuz> THERES A MIDGET ON MTV\n<WillaCuz> noooooooooo\n<WillaCuz> i missed it\n<WillaCuz> lol\n<aNuBiS-> :/\n<aNuBiS-> I wanna fuck a dirty midget slut\n<aNuBiS-> Then when I go to cum on her face, have her jump up trying to catch it like raindrops from the sky\n<Chr[i]s> hahahah
bash.org #36451:\n \n<Hsu> you can have such amazing battle in the beta\n<Hsu> i suck ballz and i still have a shit load of fun\n<Hsu> it gets you so pumped\n<Methos> keeps you fit too sweating from all that adrenalin gaming.. that's how i stay fit\n<Hsu> you smell\n<Methos> yes, that's the sweat from the "set" i just did..\n<Hsu> reps\n<Hsu> got to love them\n<Methos> it was a quick fast paced HL gib-fest\n<Methos> my next "rep" is slower a calmdown by playing solitaire
bash.org #36454:\n \n<neotech-> ;\\n<neotech-> It ate my penis and then choked.
bash.org #36456:\n \n(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com\n(T1MMY) 1st trial 888\n(T1MMY) 2nd trial 741\n(T1MMY) 3rd trial 439\n(T1MMY) 4th trial 499\n(T1MMY) min 439\n(@Okelydokely) ...\n(T1MMY) max 888\n(T1MMY) avg 666
bash.org #36458:\n \n<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling.
bash.org #36459:\n \n<MSN-02> MARCUS!\n<MSN-02> HELP!\n<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!\n<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!\n<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.\n<MSN-02> Ah...\n<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...\n<MSN-02> >_<\n<Marcus> ...\n<Marcus> Too late to take it back now.
bash.org #36464:\n \n<*@Xavier> hey, it's japanese, not ebonics. dem's slanty-eyed' bro's, not\n   black mo' fo's.
bash.org #36466:\n \n<sup3rh3r0> kali: give me your user name and password and I'll test it\n<kali> yes, that's what it is!\n<kali> supadupakali, surge\n<sup3rh3r0> (email address censored)\n<tima> heh\n<sadielady> haha\n<WhtCastle> heh\n<p3t3_> hehe \n<zombidwee> hahahaha\n<zombidwee> mwahahhahah\n<tima> smrt\n<Valandra> whoops\n<kali> uh, that's probably bad to say since surge is like my password for everything, huh\n<WhtCastle> LOL\n<Tony> hah\n<p3t3_> HAHAH
bash.org #36467:\n \n<Arkol> I wanna see the webcam!\n<Arkol> as long as its not pr0n
bash.org #36468:\n \n<Defcon> dude my new microwave owns\n<Defcon> you put the foods in and then the time and then start\n<Defcon> then beep beep and yum\n<ToastyGhost> No shit, Captain Microwave Handbook
bash.org #36469:\n \n<liquidhex> ascii a stupid question, get a stupid ansii
bash.org #36471:\n \n<logicalentity> 0111100101101111011101010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110110110101100101011011000110110000000000\n<SquallStrife> unmoo! you all smell\n<SquallStrife> logicalentity: thats low, insulting people through binary\n<SquallStrife> i mean its low. literally, its low level :P
bash.org #36476:\n \n<trekkie47> u know how my bros comp is the same room as mine right ?\n<jbean> yeah\n<trekkie47> well my bro was dling pr0n on his computer\n<trekkie47> and he just fuckin left the downloads to go and went to a friends\n<trekkie47> then dad went on his computer\n<jbean> and then\n<trekkie47> i dunno\n<trekkie47> he told me to leave\n<jbean> hahahaha
bash.org #36478:\n \n<_mrG> teh fuck are cam girls?\n<@santa\|> trashy white whores that put their lives on grainy webcams\n<pagnaet> underage porn sites\n<mcsuede> jesus you people live in a bubble\n<@santa\|> no, we just dont visit the trash of the internet\n<mcsuede> are you kidding?  you're on irc
bash.org #36488:\n \n<Tweak> did i tell you splits?\n<Tweak> i am a camp counslor\n<Tweak> for 5th graders\n<boysplitter> !!!\n<boysplitter> CAN I COME TOO!!??
bash.org #36489:\n \n<Edge> Sense we're going to be using all the correct grammer and everything.\n<Jon> Since.\n<Edge> Sense\n<Jon> And the word is grammar.\n<Edge> Since isn't a word
bash.org #36490:\n \n<aphr0> Type "incest rape" into the Google search engine, for example, and the first result is for the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), a Washington nonprofit that aids sexual assault victims. The second result is for brutalextreme.com, which advertises its content as stories, pictures and videos of the "most violent rapes in the history of mankind."\n<aphr0> is it wrong to laugh?\n<Hawkeye^> no\n<aphr0> k\n<aphr0> then I'm clear
bash.org #36491:\n \n<Doctor_Vamp> damnit!!\n<Doctor_Vamp> i got an orange dick\n<Doctor_Vamp> i shouldn't eat doritos and masturbate
bash.org #36504:\n \n<MrFalcon> wtf is ePlus?\n<drwiii> your grade in sex ed.
bash.org #36505:\n \n<reb> im gonna go eat some cocks\n<reb> i mean foood\n<reb> SHIT
bash.org #36507:\n \n<slackor> maybe, send me your pic first. last person i met off the net turned out to be 12 FBI agents
bash.org #36508:\n \n<MaDCoW> verdana is the best font ever\n<Threeboy> its allright.\n<Threeboy> for a web font. \n<MaDCoW> well yea\n<Threeboy> when it gets big it gets ugly.\n<Threeboy> like a woman.
bash.org #36514:\n \n<dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool\n<dOink> i mean... i gotta shit\ndOink (dOink@vw27711.pacific.net.au) is now known as dOi[fOOd]\n<logicalentity> wtf?!\n<logicalentity> food?!\n<logicalentity> I thought...\n* logicalentity runs away screaming
bash.org #36516:\n \n< dev> it's getting so bash.org is better to read than irc
bash.org #36517:\n \n<road_over> some one is hacking me\n<road_over> help\n<@InvadeR> hacking you how..\n<road_over> the lights on my modem are always flashing\n<road_over> is this normal?
bash.org #36518:\n \n<qtpielucy2002> what country do ducth people live\n<udderbalm> dutchovia.\n<qtpielucy2002> really?
bash.org #36522:\n \n<Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed\n<Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep\n<Diablo-D3> besides working on software\n* Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow\n* Diablo-D3 sighs\n(---about 10 minutes pause---)\n<Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me\n<RichiH> you are sleeping\n<RichiH> you don't exist any more\n<RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and irc\n<RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails
bash.org #36528:\n \n<Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass or my brain? :))\n<Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
bash.org #36530:\n \n<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there...... \n<Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
bash.org #36536:\n \n<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid\n<BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old\n<flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?
bash.org #36538:\n \n<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them\n<DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"
bash.org #36541:\n \n<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.\n<bool> DiamonDie, why not?\n<DiamonDie> because they can't!\n<bool> they did!\n<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben\n<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?\n<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
bash.org #36543:\n \n<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?\n<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker!\n<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
bash.org #36545:\n \n* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish.\n<Charion> do you have a teenage sister?\n<Upth> nope\n<Charion> ok no idea then
bash.org #36549:\n \n<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?
bash.org #36551:\n \n<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers\n<deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working\n<QuiKsiLvA> kool\n<QuiKsiLvA> what does it do?\n<deathz0r> ...\n<QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what\n<QuiKsiLvA> tell me!
bash.org #36554:\n \n<smarti> hi\n<smarti> im 18m from sydney\n<smarti> australia\n<smarti> any one to chat\n<smarti> msg me\n<Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand
bash.org #36557:\n \n<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?\n<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
bash.org #36560:\n \n<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus.\n<Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases.\n<Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting.\n<Toad> It might've been!\n<Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end?\n<Toad> This joke is now stale.\n<NapkinEater> like the cake\n<Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger.\n<NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK.\n<Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.
bash.org #36563:\n \n<RichiH> warthawg: define "date"\n<RichiH> relatives dount count, btw\n<warthawg> hmmm define a date\n<warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender"  no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling\n<RichiH> heh\n<RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?
bash.org #36567:\n \n*** KronicD (KronicD@vw-2677.bigpond.com) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)
bash.org #36570:\n \n<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads
bash.org #36576:\n \n<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening\n<T_B2k> k :(\n<x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)\n<T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)
bash.org #36578:\n \n<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
bash.org #36582:\n \n<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick.\n<NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse.\n<NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
bash.org #36584:\n \n<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."\n<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."\n<Tenek> luke?\n<LordChaos-AFK> lol\n<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?\n<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second."\n<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.\n<Sir_silver> HOO HA\n<Relnereth> incest!!\n<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."\n<RexExitium> haha oops.
bash.org #36587:\n \n[@agg]: fs \n[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo \n[@agg]: for about 5 mins \n[@agg]: with my tv remote
bash.org #36588:\n \n<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects\n<Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!"\n<Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?"\n<Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
bash.org #36589:\n \n<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots\n<toothpik> whos irc?
bash.org #36591:\n \n<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time\n<pagan> true dat CrdStang
bash.org #36594:\n \n(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks\n(@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in\n(@Matt) echo the time in red\n(TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time\n(TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc>\n(@Matt) its wrong\n(TheOne) i think you will find its right\n(@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW\n(@Matt) -noob
bash.org #36599:\n \n<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment.\n<Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly.\n<Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts."\n<Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
bash.org #36602:\n \n<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard?\n<ibor132> i hate those
bash.org #36608:\n \n<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button. \n<Soundwave> same\n<NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing "<ACTRESS NAME> nude" \n<NapkinEater> work sucks
bash.org #36611:\n \n<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser\n<blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
bash.org #36613:\n \n<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet?\n<Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms\n<Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock.\n<slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?
bash.org #36615:\n \n<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing \n<AC\|Malaki> lol \n<AC\|Malaki> !donothing \n<Guildenstern> hehe \n<AC\|Malaki> .. \n<AC\|Malaki> hrm \n<Guildenstern> hehehee \n<beans> dumbass \n<AC\|Malaki> it not working.. \n<AC\|Malaki> OI! \n<AC\|Malaki> git! \n<AC\|Malaki> =( \n<beans> LOL \n<beans> QUOTE!
bash.org #36619:\n \n<daenonon^II> lol\n<daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up\n<daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam\n<daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up\n<daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"
bash.org #36621:\n \n<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth\n<asmodius> :x\n<m2-Cruiser> :o\n<asmodius> :x\n<moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg\n<m2-Cruiser> not a valid url\n<asmodius> omg you clicked on it\n<moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick?\n<asmodius> feg\n<asmodius> :(
bash.org #36622:\n \n<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday\n<+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours \n<+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo\n<+Kuro_> for 24 hours\n<+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
bash.org #36623:\n \n<jessepence> :-d \n<jessepence> look I can lick my nose
bash.org #36627:\n \n<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy \n<@chikster> no beards at school?\n<+RushMore> no beards \n<@chikster> gayness to the extreme\n<+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school \n<+RushMore> run by nuns\n<+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either\n<@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you\n<@chikster> he had long hair too\n<@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say
bash.org #36628:\n \n<[C-22]Octal> one word duck tape!\n<[C-22]Octal> well 2
bash.org #36633:\n \n<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked\n<@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?\n<@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn
bash.org #36635:\n \n<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay\n<Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later
bash.org #36636:\n \n<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut.\n<Phucker> Is it a mullet?\n<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.\n<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'\n<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
bash.org #36640:\n \n<iggz[work]> Indeed.\n<iggz[work]> mav you might like this\n<iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg\n<iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/\n<iggz[work]> no\n<iggz[work]> fuck\n<iggz[work]> not that\n<iggz[work]> the second one\n<iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
bash.org #36641:\n \n<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car\n<MacGunner> ANND\n<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them \n<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.\n<MacGunner>...
bash.org #36643:\n \n[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet\n[18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks
bash.org #36646:\n \n<punchcard> you know you're a geek when you read the headline "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking about a firewall\n<punchcard> "By order of the President of the United States of America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject."
bash.org #36658:\n \n<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump\n<ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny\n<ParadoX> HAHAHA\n<Phucker> Owned.
bash.org #36661:\n \n<Dulan> And if anyone here doesn't know what bukkake is....ask Unifex to explain it. :P\n<unifex> It's a kind of pastry, obviously.\n<unifex> From Sweden.\n<unifex> Not alot of people like that pastry though.\n<unifex> People get so messy when eating it, too.
bash.org #36664:\n \n* Topic is 'Download help NOT available here.'\n* eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has joined #new2mIRC\n<eats> i need to get a trial version of maya 3d software. were in this program can i go to look this up?\n<@corm> www.download.com\n<eats> not that comon\n<@corm> oh\n<@corm> you mean on mirc\n<eats> yes sir/mame\n<@corm> push Ctrl and F4 at the same time, it opens the file search dialog\n* eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has left #New2mIRC\n<@corm> snicker
bash.org #36669:\n \n<HoaX> did you get your ticket?\n<FLB> No :(\n<FLB> My dad got home to late.\n<FLB> I will get it tommorow *he* says\n<HoaX> mmhmmm\n<FLB> He's kinda unreliable.\n<FLB> Been smoking pot so long.\n<HoaX> like your soldier in bed?\n<FLB> Pardon me?\n<FLB> Did you just comment on my sexual performance?\n<HoaX> no... never\n<HoaX> i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip\n<FLB> That's what I thought.\n<FLB> I jizzed in your water bottle.\n<HoaX> it happens\n<FLB> Yeah.\n<FLB> Sorry about that.\n<HoaX> no hard feelings\n<FLB> It was there, and I didn't want to disrupt nature with my man seed.\n<HoaX> but... why was it green and orange?\n<FLB> I have issues.\n<Peloquin> hahaha\n<FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.\n* Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty2.htm \| <FLB> I have issues. <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.'\n<FLB> Would you jizz in her face? Would you jizz on her lace? Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere? Would you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me?\n<Syfoon> You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor\n<Peloquin> haha\n* Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the conversation
bash.org #36670:\n \nDribblee: how many coursees yo udoing?\nDominion: 5 or 6...I forget\nDominion: 2+1+1+1+1
bash.org #36672:\n \n<Ramza> well how come it's down for me?\n<Ramza> and don't say because of windows\n<Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"?\n<Ramza> yes\n<Cyan683> .....\n<Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?"\n* Cyan683 sets mode: +i\n* Ramza was kicked by Cyan683 (Wham!    --  Kibou to Hikari no script)\n* Cyan683 sets mode: -i\n* Ramza (spoon@anandtech.com) has joined #starmen\n<Ramza> no?
bash.org #36675:\n \n<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do...\n<synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed\n<Sheri> thats why i hate animals\n<synthie> knocked herself out
bash.org #36676:\n \n<atomicbanana> Realtor came today.\n<martha> did you get any on you?\n<atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella
bash.org #36677:\n \n<+Onima> ioops\n<@kal-el> iOops?\n<@kal-el> heh\n<+Onima> oops\n<@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P\n<+Onima> lol
bash.org #36684:\n \n<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :)\n<Claus> woah there G!\n<Isajeep> rofl\n<Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching"\n<Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing\n<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her\n<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking
bash.org #36685:\n \n<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile\n<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?\n<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet
bash.org #36688:\n \n<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids...\n<Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds\n<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?"\n<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!"\n<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!"\n<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?"\n<Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!"\n<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!"\n<Spork> ...\n<Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds...\n<Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other...\n<Gus_Hobbleton> umm....\n<Spork> bunk beds?\n<Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!
bash.org #36690:\n \n<blie> i need a new girlfriend\n<blie> mine sucks\n<kelseyB> yours sucks?\n<kelseyB> ill take her
bash.org #36695:\n \n<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name?\n<MrFalcon> it means you can /disco\n<-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting)
bash.org #36699:\n \n<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there.\n<CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.
bash.org #36700:\n \n<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. \n<FL3A\|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave
bash.org #36702:\n \n<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make?\n* copernicu has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
bash.org #36704:\n \n<Moonpie> Dude\n<Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off.\n<Moose[DWI]> ...\n<Moose[DWI]> OK THEN
bash.org #36707:\n \n*** Aplo (bos21@ppp212-134.access.bryansk.ru) has joined #c++\n<Aplo> !list\n<Hexley> Aplo: Please type "no warez here toidinamai" (without quotes).\n<Aplo> no warez here toidinamai\n<Hexley> Aplo: Thanks for Playing. Now read what you said (last word reversed)... ;)\n<IRoC> lol\n<TelimTor> lol\n*** Aplo (bos21@ppp212-134.access.bryansk.ru) has left #c++
bash.org #36711:\n \n<Chucklez> we use to stick icecream down our pants =P course it was melted by the time you got outside and far enough away so they didnt see you eating it :/ \n<moo_nv> ewww \n<Asmodeus-AFK> I didn't want to know that \n<moo_nv> yeah :(
bash.org #36712:\n \n*** Soze-AWAY is now known as Soze\n* Soze is back -( Doin' stuff. )- gone 2 hr 46 min 26 s\n<Al_Koholic> Jesus\n<Al_Koholic> that was a long masturbation session\n<Soze> It's fucking raw... luckily, the blood can be used as lube.
bash.org #36713:\n \n<nice_sheep_molester> the united negro college fund: helping youth avoid being on a fox tv show on saturday nights for 25 years
bash.org #36714:\n \n<krazegurl> fuck\n<krazegurl> i smell like cock \n<krazegurl> i didnt wash my face well enough or it went up my nose
bash.org #36718:\n \n* ChanServ sets mode: +v Desi_pants\n<+Desi_pants> what?\n<+Desi_pants> WHY DID I GET +VD? I DIDNT SIGN IN!\n<*megan_nosebleed> you should do that\n<+Desi_pants> oh! megan's here! haha hi megan.\n<*megan_nosebleed> you got it from me
bash.org #36719:\n \n* Topic is '<Tackmer> this is the dirty bisexuals zone'\n<JonnYNug> Dirty Bixexuals Zone\n<JonnYNug> Whoa i'm out'a here,, tnx for putting that in the topic,,\n* JonnYNug (Jackllee@adsl-216-103-212-28.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has left #DBZ
bash.org #36721:\n \n<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide?\n<Kueller> every 6.7 hours?\n<[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper
bash.org #36722:\n \n<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter\n<rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands\n<NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage\n<rzrshrp> ...a quarter\n<rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter\n<NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands\n<rzrshrp> lol, fool
bash.org #36723:\n \n<carrot_> blast\n<S\|eeper> blast???\n<carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word\n<Audio> Mine is blowfish\n<S\|eeper> mine is fuck\n<S\|eeper> oh wait
bash.org #36725:\n \n<Aidan> If you found out a commet was about to strike Earth and you had five minutes to live, what you would do?\n<Alsander> You mean, who would I rape
bash.org #36731:\n \n<C4ndl3s> I'm Back\n<DirtyMexican> oh god no!\n<DirtyMexican> bye\n* Quits: DirtyMexican (DirtyMexic@CPE-144-132-225-105.nsw.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: )\n<BenZor> rofl\n<BenZor> i needed to talk to him too, thanks C4ndl3s
bash.org #36732:\n \n<Blixt> a buddhists last life before nirvana is spent as a lesbian pornstar most of the time
bash.org #36734:\n \n<smileygirl> you say\n<^haploid^> Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentences. I applaud you.
bash.org #36736:\n \n<kitteh> new vanilla cock\n<kitteh> cock!@?!@\n<`e\|mmaS> BAHAHHA\n<kitteh> COKE
bash.org #36737:\n \n<Althorrat> Sean and Dan provided communion wafers as refreshments. They got them surplus off eBay.\n<Althorrat> mmm... surplus Christ.\n<Asshead9000> heh. were they the good ones or the papery ones?\n<Althorrat> to be honest, I didn't try them.\n<Asshead9000> who won the debate?\n<Althorrat> (considers saying, "Jesus always leaves a bad taste in my mouth", but doesn't)
bash.org #36743:\n \n<dr_dna> no, i love animals - ive been a vulcan for 12 years\n<jdk> don't you mean a vegan?\n<dr_dna> what, with these ears?
bash.org #36744:\n \n<Enfilade> Being gay would be kind of cool. Maybe then I wouldn't feel so guilty when looking at shemale porn
bash.org #36747:\n \n<stupidMM> heh i admitted that freely at the pub once\n<stupidMM> this chick came up to me and was like\n<stupidMM> "so what do you do for fun?"\n<stupidMM> and i was like\n<stupidMM> "sit in a dark room and chat on irc at 3 in the morning"\n<stupidMM> she turned around and walked off\n<stupidMM> and i was like . heh man i'm leet
bash.org #36754:\n \n<BenZor> www.clitical.com\n<w\|zzy> better not be prono\n<BenZor> helpful.\n<BenZor> nah\n<BenZor> sex lesson site\n<w\|zzy> ok\n<w\|zzy> don;t need them\n<BenZor> yes u do u fucking virgin\n<w\|zzy> I have 2 sisters man
bash.org #36760:\n \n<BenZor> ASIO hired my cat to spy on me, it goes in. it goes out now it sits here watching me, im sure they bugged it and they call it out every so often to change tapes :/
bash.org #36768:\n \n<D> I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl.\n<D> It landed on a towel.\n<Jens> ...\n<D> I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass."\n<ZMan> D. Never reproduce.
bash.org #36769:\n \n<UN-REAL> ihel leyha id use http mirc hahaha\n<UN-REAL> like idd iwhe ni worked at the ama\n<@EzyRider> we need an interpreter in here for UN-REAL..\n<@EzyRider> fucked if i can follow half of what he says\n<@[[x]]> LOL\n<@Bloody_D_Death> LOL
bash.org #36771:\n \n<clay> ryan isnt here\n<clay> im declaring marshall law\n*** clay sets mode: -o clay
bash.org #36774:\n \n*** Rimbaud sets mode: +v HerrZombie\n<HerrZombie> yep\n<HerrZombie> ty Rim\n<HerrZombie> I didn't even have to ask\n<HerrZombie> you're on the ball today ;)\n<Rimbaud> I'm good like that.  People want me to + them, I just go right ahead and do it.\n<Rimbaud> A sort of + rape, if you will
bash.org #36775:\n \n<ThreeZee> woo\n<ThreeZee> overcocked!\n<ThreeZee> lol\n<ThreeZee> CLOCk\n<ThreeZee> my bad\n<ThreeZee> hehe
bash.org #36782:\n \n<James> I had an idea the other day.. Set up a website for all the people around the world who work in any form of customer reaching job. Everyone pays a membership fee each month, and this money goes into a pot. Then when a tech support person has a customer who really doesn't get it, they can use the money in the pot to hire a hitman.. It all goes around, so people will never have to deal with completely retarded customers again.
bash.org #36784:\n \n<bleepstreet> i have 2 dvd drives showing up in my computer but i only have 1\n<bleepstreet> how do i delete one of them?\n<NE\|Strand`WAGr> maybe it had babys?\n<bleepstreet> then how do i abort teh baby?\n<eyesore> coat hanger and draino
bash.org #36791:\n \n<aidan> hmm\n<aidan> does anyone know how to include html code inside a php script?
bash.org #36792:\n \n<UmbraSG> Second, you are jealous of my 2" penis? \n<Ibuki> wtf \n<Ibuki> 2 inches is not a penis \n<Ibuki> it's a large clit
bash.org #36797:\n \n<psyk0mantis> ick . . . gotta reload windows ME on a comp i'm fixing\n<psyk0mantis> i'd rather jump into a bowl of tacks from a diving board
bash.org #36799:\n \n<AlephZaku> Eh, is Quake 3 any good\n<Kurushimi> yes.\n<Kurushimi> i play with myself\n<Kurushimi> HEY WTF I NEVER SAID THAT
bash.org #36802:\n \n<_Superfro> how long does a blister take to heal?\n<minime--> super its in your best interest that you stop masturbating\n<Willacuz> you know you masterbate too much , when u see a towel and u get horny\n<minime--> you know you masturbate too much when the air coming out of the a/c vent gives you a hardon\n<Willacuz> i dont get that one?\n<minime--> neither do I?\n<_Superfro> you know you masturbate too much when you are afraid to use a dirty sock\n<aNuBiS-> you know you masturbate too much when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much\n<Willacuz> aNuBiS- u know you masterbate too much when you masterbate to us talking about when all you guys wanna talk about is how you know when you masturbate too much\n<aNuBiS-> Willacuz: dont make me take that one a step further...\n<aNuBiS-> ...cause that would require thinking, and Im too busy masturbating
bash.org #36803:\n \n<cwd> god damn i just farted HARD on my chair and it felt good\n<HardCore> did it lift u off?\n<cwd> yeah good thing i was wearing my seatbelt
bash.org #36805:\n \n<rancid> if i made my drive NTFS and it is going slow, does my computer just need to get use to it?
bash.org #36810:\n \n<lice> i swear\n<lice> i hate ppl that promise work done without asking me first\n<Killeroy> that's called "managing"
bash.org #36814:\n \n<sheik> your mom\n<striderj> what\n<sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms dick last night\n<striderj> what, hahahahahahah\n<sheik> wait no thats not what i meant\n<striderj> sure
bash.org #36816:\n \n<Anubis> i hate ppl that use my name and dont even know who or what anubis is\n<nyLar> I bet you don't even know.\n<Anubis> ya i do\n<nyLar> Who is he then?\n*** Anubis has quit IRC
bash.org #36827:\n \n<Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better\n<Noztop> plus they'd probably fuck you for a can of coke
bash.org #36829:\n \n<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
bash.org #36834:\n \n<ChuffyCow> "welcome to the vancouver snow boarding championships. thousands of dollars are up for grabs"\n<ChuffyCow> WHO CARES, IT'S CANUCK MONEY
bash.org #36837:\n \n<Pi> I'm being a dick.  It's the only thing I can do well.
bash.org #36842:\n \n<MSminion> /msg $*.net a/s/l\n<MSminion> Let's see how many death threats I can get.
bash.org #36848:\n \n<BTZ> I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.
bash.org #36857:\n \n<Ryudo> java, the slower of the bunch\n<Ryudo> aol, the ones tossed down the stairs when they were 3\n<Ryudo> and java aol'ers...the bane of society
bash.org #36861:\n \n<BTZ> WHO THE FUCK REGISTERED MY NAME ON DALnet?!?!?
bash.org #36868:\n \n<Khrath> the thing i miss most about dating\n<Khrath> was convincing those kids i was a teachers aid and they they were on a field trip
bash.org #36871:\n \n<neored13> It's weird. I can masturbate all day with little to no ill effects, but I swing an axe for a few minutes and my hands ache.
bash.org #36872:\n \n<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ".\n<Nall> No.\n<Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn.\n<Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.
bash.org #36875:\n \n<Hiro> I go to get a nectarine to eat\n<Hiro> I discover all twelve have melted and merged together into a large fluffy animal\n<Hiro> It tried to eat me! <=O
bash.org #36887:\n \n<lavhoes> fuck, i hate it when i need something from my mom and she's having sex.
bash.org #36888:\n \n<Chubbzilla> naw, i've kinda got past the porn faze now\n<Ody> ...\n<Ody> I never thought I'd see those words in YOUR chat window O_O
bash.org #36894:\n \n<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS.  MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.
bash.org #36895:\n \n<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm\n<Valvados> So theoretically\n<Valvados> If I wank\n<Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks
bash.org #36902:\n \n<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running!\n<Mandingo> Stupid toilet.  I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.
bash.org #36903:\n \n<Fentom> i hate ICQ\n<Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?"\n<Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz
bash.org #36905:\n \n* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz]\n*** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] (outlawtorn@FFChat-24919.ipt.aol.com) (Connection reset by peer)\n<peer> :D
bash.org #36909:\n \n* Drago needs a fake ID :/\n<Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit.\n<Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you
bash.org #36911:\n \n<UPC747> Og may I PM you?\n<Ogredude> yah\n<^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?\n<Pi> Og, may I DoS you?\n<Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?\n<Schlock> Og, may I eat you?\n<Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?\n<Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.
bash.org #36920:\n \n<isocat> isceald.  have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own?  \n<isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso.\n<ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek.
bash.org #36921:\n \nFinque: i always tell a girl when i cum\nFinque: one time i didn't\nFinque: let's just say she bites\nFinque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth\nFinque: i was like "yeah right bitch"\nFinque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me\nFinque: and bites\ntom: wtf\nFinque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus\nFinque: i got her good and horney\nFinque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog
bash.org #36923:\n \n<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D
bash.org #36929:\n \n<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128\n<incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps"
bash.org #36936:\n \n<virika> i need a back massage\n* virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager\n<Chaensaw> haha\n<Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER\n<virika> i broke my back massager ):
bash.org #36946:\n \n<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME\n<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION\n<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
bash.org #36954:\n \n<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick\n<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest\n<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite\n<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?\n<Dark_Pen> .....\n<Dark_Pen> crap
bash.org #36958:\n \nTheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too
bash.org #36959:\n \n<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye\n\n<Yawatog> .(
bash.org #36963:\n \n* Arielana flashes Anvile\n<Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts
bash.org #36966:\n \n(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist\n(@_Mist_\|School) you and your oxymorons\n(@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?
bash.org #36975:\n \n<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down\n<Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002.\n<Path> congratulations
bash.org #36984:\n \n<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form.\n<Spike> That's why we have the ignore command\n<Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near  me.\n<MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...\n<Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else?\n<MeePLe> yes.
bash.org #36985:\n \n*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot\n<Mixico>  I`m Using  Tri Script\n<kiwiman>  I Don't  Care\n<Mixico> @@\n<Mixico> I CARE\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico\n<kiwiman> Three times the power!\n<kiwiman> And fuck.
bash.org #36994:\n \n<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit..\n<MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content)\n<MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out.\n<MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P
bash.org #36996:\n \n<pc> eating + mircing\n<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"\n<lfadk> but we all knew that
bash.org #37005:\n \n<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?\n<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)\n<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)\n<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times\n<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!\n<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
bash.org #37011:\n \n<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..
bash.org #37013:\n \n<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"\n<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the\n         year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7\n<alseen> um, two different studies
bash.org #37017:\n \n<burrito> lol ya\n<burrito> who the hell is burrito?\n<burrito> oh shit\n<burrito> nm\n<veet\|z0r> LOL\n<BBQ_69> fool\n<veet\|z0r> You suck :D
bash.org #37025:\n \n* Inferno has joined #Depressed\n<Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together\n<Inferno> and holdin hands an shit\n<Inferno> its fucken sick\n<Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now\n<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)\n<nerfBoy> is she hot?\n<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright\n<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic\n<Inferno> whats that?\n<Iverson> you hate gays..\n<Inferno> yeah i do..\n<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..\n<Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..\n<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.
bash.org #37028:\n \n<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...\n<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans. \n<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.\n<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.\n<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.
bash.org #37029:\n \n<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..\n<Anapaest> yummie\n<Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha\n<Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D\n<Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels\n<Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles
bash.org #37035:\n \n* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face\n* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM\n<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
bash.org #37038:\n \n<hodb> .\n<Hydr> ..\n<hodb> ...\n<Riku> ....\n<Hydr> ...\n<Riku> ..\n<Hydr> .\n<Riku> IRC is art.
bash.org #37045:\n \n<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case\n<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint\n<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing\n<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan\n<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode\n<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis\n<PuffinFreshWog> oops\n<PuffinFreshWog> ummm\n<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!\n<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
bash.org #37046:\n \n<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux\n<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too\n<D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...\n<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D\n<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small\n<D-BOY> flesh stretches\n<D-BOY> plastic doesn't\n<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING
bash.org #37052:\n \n<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either\n<class> its exhausting
bash.org #37053:\n \n<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)
bash.org #37057:\n \n<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD\n<Rathen\|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..\n<Smackman> SL?\n<Rathen\|Ratbot> Sex life\n<Rathen\|Ratbot> lol :D\n<Rathen\|Ratbot> Just kidding\n<Rathen\|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand
bash.org #37059:\n \n<loke> damn it youre right\n<uXs> off course i am\n<loke> no you're belgian
bash.org #37062:\n \n<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3\n<DrPoole> never upgrade \n<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001\n<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
bash.org #37065:\n \n<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz\n<Zug> I'm cute and single.\n<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell \n<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me!\n<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.\n<Zug> how's that.
bash.org #37067:\n \n<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again\n<dave> (don't tell tj i said that)\n<dave> (we share a sink)
bash.org #37070:\n \n<Trivia>  011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?\n<Trivia>  1st Hint: ***** ****   Question Value : 12 Points\n<Olmec> penis size
bash.org #37074:\n \n<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire\n<[e]-Punk> brb
bash.org #37077:\n \n<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps\n<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere\n<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps\n<trunck> 100+k\n<trunck> download\n<trunck> now i suck\n* Nec unzips his pants\n<Nec> go ahead
bash.org #37080:\n \n[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds\n[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner
bash.org #37084:\n \n*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)
bash.org #37086:\n \n<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
bash.org #37087:\n \n<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural!\n<+miz-> :o\n<@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that\n<+Apocalipstick> O_O\n<@Aural-Fixation> hahaha\n<@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids?\n<@sasseriansection> worse\n<@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox
bash.org #37090:\n \n[^Neon^]: what windows are u running?\n[AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc\n[^Neon^]: windows\n[^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?
bash.org #37091:\n \n<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing\n<sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time
bash.org #37093:\n \n<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though...\n<Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County.\n<Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better.
bash.org #37095:\n \n<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me...\n<timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you\n<timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada\n<timmo> so when its dark there\n<timmo> its light here\n(sarcasum)
bash.org #37097:\n \n<scabb> Sweden = Porn\n<scabb> Belgium = Chocolate\n<Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate\n<scabb> Denmark = Bacon\n<scabb> France = Frogs\n<scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis\n<scabb> Switzerland = Cheese\n<Psitron> Holland = Gardening
bash.org #37101:\n \n<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics \n<Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes\n<Sumez> like "you fag blow me"
bash.org #37108:\n \n<dra-> hey shit eaters\n<insta> penis up in your face\n<insta> smacking your face\n<insta> you love it\n<dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS\n<dra-> uh\n<insta> that picture was hilarious\n<dra-> uh sure\n<insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me\n<insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality\n<dra-> i just promptly close\n<Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
bash.org #37109:\n \n* time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding and comedy of the quote...\n\n[18:23:03] *** NoneX (Harry@64.229.188.165) has joined channel #php\n[18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in #kiddiesex\n[18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php
bash.org #37113:\n \nSonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free\nSonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though
bash.org #37120:\n \nquits: ReD_JaCk (john@mask-29052.intrstar.net) (Quit: Errection killed by beer)
bash.org #37125:\n \n<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me.\n<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
bash.org #37127:\n \nTechnogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...\nTechnogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.\nTechnogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
bash.org #37128:\n \n<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off.
bash.org #37130:\n \nstriker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out\nstriker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back\nstriker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing?\nstriker gossips: it didn't really die.\nivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.
bash.org #37131:\n \n<Joe-> put\n<Joe-> cant u do\n<Joe-> if like\n<Joe-> it\n<Joe-> joins\n<Joe-> any proxy\n<Phunk> cant\n<Phunk> you put\n<Phunk> your shit\n<Phunk> on\n<Phunk> one line\n<Phunk> ?
bash.org #37132:\n \n<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken\n<poppyq> or you could just look at porn
bash.org #37136:\n \n<bloop> that's a moot point\n<SLing> your mom's a moot point\n<bloop> you're cats a moot point\n<SLing> your spelling is a mott point\n<SLing> ...damn
bash.org #37138:\n \n<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2.\n<Cano> and u'll get beat down\n<darkrift> uhm no\n<darkrift> hello\n<darkrift> ork detecing sword.
bash.org #37139:\n \n<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true\n<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable\n<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?\n<Bandit-> actually yes
bash.org #37143:\n \nianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds\nianepson: and i had my guitar with me...... \nianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance\nMetal Mantis X: lol\nMetal Mantis X: lmfao\nianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai\nMetal Mantis X: lol\nianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped.\nianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....\nianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL\nianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana\nMetal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"
bash.org #37144:\n \n<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a scant 17 megabytes?\n<HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo\n<[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?
bash.org #37146:\n \n<Threeboy> !down\n* ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy\n<Threeboy> !up\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy\n<tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start\n<tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives
bash.org #37150:\n \n<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a seriously nice way to wake up\n<Nathan> heh\n<Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?
bash.org #37152:\n \n<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black.\n<LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to black.
bash.org #37153:\n \n<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets\n<PlatinumDragon> ha ha\n<PlatinumDragon> no shit?\n<Ashe3> yeah\n<Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets\n<BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it.\n<Ashe3> lol\n<BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.
bash.org #37161:\n \n<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his
bash.org #37162:\n \n* Quits: zytel (~pirch@svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)
bash.org #37167:\n \n<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked.\n<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
bash.org #37187:\n \n<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?\n<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching\n<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head\n<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
bash.org #37191:\n \n<goober> Man, my wrist hurts\n<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.\n<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?\n<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest.
bash.org #37208:\n \n<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes\n<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up\n<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite\n<Mr_E> if there was such thing\n<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then\n<w\|zzy> it is your celery\n<Mr_E> excuse me?\n<logicalentity> hehe\n<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
bash.org #37212:\n \n<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded
bash.org #37216:\n \n* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit\n<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace\n<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you\n<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw\n<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing\n<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first\n<lustychick> ok i opening it for you\n<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy\n<lustychick> ok
bash.org #37221:\n \n<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?
bash.org #37222:\n \n<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?
bash.org #37228:\n \n<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
bash.org #37236:\n \n* @Cryogen jumps up and down\n<@[4K^Got\|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff\n<@[4K^Got\|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
bash.org #37243:\n \n<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL\n<Maonth> whatever
bash.org #37245:\n \n<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once\n<Toke> and asked for his ip\n<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself
bash.org #37246:\n \n<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ\n<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana\n<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint\n<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence
bash.org #37248:\n \n<deathwarrior> time out baron\n*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])
bash.org #37251:\n \n<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/\n<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me\n<fraggle> it wasnt a dream
bash.org #37264:\n \nThe Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.
bash.org #37267:\n \n<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good \n<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory \n<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3\n<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it \n<ragnarok2040> heh\n<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken \n<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there" \n<ragnarok2040> LMAO\n<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder
bash.org #37273:\n \n<]S[John> why is cum white\n<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black\n<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT\n<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-)\n<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time
bash.org #37275:\n \n<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide
bash.org #37278:\n \n<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass
bash.org #37279:\n \n<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview\n<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK\n<Drak`> :(
bash.org #37284:\n \n<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on
bash.org #37300:\n \n<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children
bash.org #37305:\n \n<Ark> ops kick you from th eroom, opers kick you from the network.  I kick you in the nuts.\n<Ark> choose wisely
bash.org #37306:\n \n(Proalpha): SOMEONE BEEN HACKING MY FUCKING COMP WHO IS IT!, I WILL FIND YOU I GOT YOU ADDRESS FUCKER. [AMSG]\n(Proalpha): HELP ME OUT, HIS IP IS 216.226.129.209\n*** Looking up 216.226.129.209\n*** Resolved 216.226.129.209 to security-scanner.progameplayer.com
bash.org #37315:\n \n<Requiem> wtf r u talkin bout, i droped englsh cuz it suks\n<Nolan> As shown by your crappy spelling, you probably should have stayed with it.\n<Requiem> fuk u, ur all gay\n*** Requiem has quit IRC (FUK U NOLIN)
bash.org #37322:\n \nSup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as Sup-out\n<Judau> good riddance\n<\|[T]\|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes\n<\|[T]\|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has feelings too
bash.org #37329:\n \n<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something outside\n<Molloch> I wonder what's going on\n<Prozzy> its the warez police\n<Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna do when the RIAA comes for you?
bash.org #37330:\n \n<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol\n<Lasse> !ping\n<ChanServ> Pong!\n<Lasse> !ping\n<ChanServ> Pong!\n<Lasse> !ping\n<ChanServ> Pong!\n<Lasse> !ping\n<ChanServ> Pong!\n<Lasse> !ping\n<ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.\n<Lasse> whee I win
bash.org #37334:\n \n<FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet.\n<FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great women that are not easilly accesable.
bash.org #37336:\n \n<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter\n<Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt\n<Deltan> At least you got the last laugh\n<Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter\n<Deltan> you gained a dollar\n<Deltan> sowned
bash.org #37338:\n \n<Filia> If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the dipper (Megrez and Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to Regulus.html, the brightest star in Leo. \n<Filia> i'll remember that :D\n<Havoc> ....\n<Havoc> The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?
bash.org #37341:\n \n* cams lights tri on fire\n* Trimangle is flame retarded
bash.org #37343:\n \n<`Raphael> <venomz> i broke my  finger playen halo 2 much!!!!!\n<`Raphael> @_@\n<`Raphael> HOW DO YOU BREAK A FINGER PLAING A GAME??\n<Rann-chan> Jamming it on the game pad REALLY hard?\n<`Raphael> How??\n<Rann-chan> Either that or he, like, played it non-stop for 48 hours or something and his fingers were so overstrung that one fractured when he jabbed a button.\n<RichardFox> Could be a stress fracture.\n<`Raphael> He said he played it everyday for a month.\n<RichardFox> Yup, stress fracture.\n<Rann-chan> You know what can cure that? A LIFE.
bash.org #37347:\n \n<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff. lesse who else..\n<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
bash.org #37352:\n \n<JoltX> i just found out what alt+z does\n* Parts: Eaichu250\n* Parts: Donald\n* Parts: WaterBomb
bash.org #37353:\n \n<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name?\n<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..\n<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<\n* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC\n<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)
bash.org #37357:\n \n<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck\n<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker\n<Fariha_UK> :(\n<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves\n<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/\n<Neshie> erm ok\n<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving\n<Fariha_UK> ummm\n<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red\n<Neshie> ive eaten everything else\n<Neshie> erm\n<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin\n<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
bash.org #37359:\n \n<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag.
bash.org #37361:\n \n<discore> hey kali say 'clue'\n<kalihasno> clue
bash.org #37362:\n \n<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head\n<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.\n<Luna`> DAMMIT\n<Luna`> HEAR
bash.org #37364:\n \n<Trivzor-Bot>  oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking in which direction?\n<Trivzor-Bot>  1st Hint: *****   Question Value : 18 Points\n<PCG-Digipak> north\n<Trivzor-Bot>  YES, PCG-Digipak!!!  got the answer ->  north <-  in  9.564  secs, and gets  18  Points
bash.org #37368:\n \n<Fiero_Firestorm> My sister's singing to her crap...\n<Strife> ...\n<Strife> Your sister is singing to her turds?\n<Fiero_Firestorm> No.\n<Fiero_Firestorm> Her music.\n<Strife> Does that make it come out easi--oh!
bash.org #37371:\n \n<Altar57> he banged himself a youngin\n<Altar57> err\n<Altar57> not banged\n<Altar57> bagged\n<sloane1420> hhaha lmao\n<Altar57> hmm, i guess that isnt much better :p
bash.org #37372:\n \n<Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me since middle school\n<Laity> that's over 5 freakin years\n<Al_Koholic> haha\n<Al_Koholic> Is she hot?\n<Al_Koholic> "No."\n<Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality"\n<Laity> i think she is\n<Laity> well, not amazingly hot\n<Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no?\n<Al_Koholic> "She's a great person"\n<Laity> i put her pic on the net\n<Laity> lemme find it\n<Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website)\n<Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?
bash.org #37381:\n \n<Curtis> whenever you rub it you know it feels better
bash.org #37383:\n \n<Gryphon> (that's what I thought, but she has good lines, e.g: "You always said you'd die for me, but I noticed you never have!")\n<Paradox> tell her you are saving that one for your 50th anversary ^^
bash.org #37385:\n \n<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses the goth gene.\n<vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask?  it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry.\n<vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell / polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."
bash.org #37386:\n \n<Zeke> sex to the fifth power seems like a lot of fun. \n<Celeste> You can tell what zeke has on his mind. \n<Kira> Math? \n<Zeke> It's like math, only naked.
bash.org #37389:\n \n<picklehammer> im gay too \n<picklehammer> oops wrong room
bash.org #37390:\n \n<Cassara> Linux is like anal sex. It hurts quite a bit at first but then you really like it. And while you stick with it, theres still some aches and pains afterwards.
bash.org #37394:\n \n<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper.\n<Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall.\n<GM-Mark> ew..\n<GM-Mark> why would they do that?\n<Tuxishimo> Fun?\n<GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain?\n<Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too.\n<Tuxishimo> You stand there.\n<Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.
bash.org #37407:\n \n<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.\n<Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....
bash.org #37414:\n \n<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12\n<cshepherd> i was so proud!@\n<cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root
bash.org #37415:\n \n<melvin> figures\n<melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)\n<melvin> it's just\n<melvin> people trying to be witty
bash.org #37424:\n \n<Gygaxis> and never use your knife on the screaming guys\n<Muro> Nah, those are okay to shoot. Just never knife the ones with bombs for hands.\n<Gygaxis> muro: those are the ones that scream\n<Muro> The shooty ones don't scream at all?\n<Gygaxis> not really\n<Gygaxis> the ones with bombs CONTINUOUSLY scream though\n<Wataru> Can you shoot the bombs?\n<Muro> Yeah. The 'splode REAL good.\n<fabutron> THIS CONVERSATION KILL BRAIN
bash.org #37433:\n \n<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh?\n<XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats\n<XZergonaleashIX> ugh...\n<XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty
bash.org #37437:\n \n<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry\n<XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry
bash.org #37440:\n \n<Tiio> Dude, I don't think I've even SEEN 15.6 gigs of pr0n.\n<Tiio> I mean\n<Tiio> in all my wanking.\n<Dogmeat> (which is quite a bit)\n<Tiio> well\n<Tiio> I don't get to watch much movies so -_-;\n<Tiio> usually have to stick to .txts, bleh.
bash.org #37445:\n \n<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem\n<KArmA-> something like that yeah\n<aphr0> some little girl there was like\n<aphr0> good.\n<aphr0> she was beating me\n<aphr0> I felt bad\n<aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3\n<KArmA-> heh\n<KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes\n<aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh\n<aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot\n<KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass\n<KArmA-> or yeah\n<aphr0> ha! cunt
bash.org #37448:\n \n<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:(\n<viro\|umm> oh and I do\n<iTM> i started it up\n<iTM> and my comp froze\n<viro\|umm> that's what it is supposed to do\n<iTM> oh yea?\n<viro\|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file\n<viro\|umm> by default it is 1
bash.org #37449:\n \n[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices...\n[@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."
bash.org #37459:\n \n<bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top) and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches.\n<bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all serious and says...\n<bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel something has come between us."\n<bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!
bash.org #37462:\n \n<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan\n<blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight\n<blazemore> and like\n<blazemore> we were walking out of tilt\n<blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting"\n<blazemore> and these black guys were walking by\n<blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
bash.org #37466:\n \n<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video\n<Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week.\n<Measure> can't eat anything else\n<Ravenlily> ew\n<Ravenlily> i hate eggs
bash.org #37476:\n \n<GKirk> MCO = Orlando\n<Celestar> MCO == Orlando \n* Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not \n* GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf statement\n* GKirk compiles Celestar
bash.org #37485:\n \n<Eticam> ya know\n<Eticam> something ain't right\n<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music\n<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all
bash.org #37498:\n \n<Bourbon>  Conditions :  with wind NE at 469206mph/755114kmh
bash.org #37502:\n \n<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ?\n* lilo nods\n<lilo> he's a child process\n<lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though
bash.org #37505:\n \n<Ray[RDN]> My skin is all pale, im like superskinny, and I smell bad.\n<Ray[RDN]> I think i'm dead
bash.org #37509:\n \nidrinkdeodorant> what OS are u using?\nkingart3> i just use the computer
bash.org #37517:\n \n<anarchkitten> whats a google?
bash.org #37519:\n \n<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've heard the others talking about it\n<vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though\n<vect0r> so i have no clue what that is
bash.org #37520:\n \n<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings:\n<@Zen> toast\n<@Zen> and bagel.\n<@Zen> But it's not a switch/\n<@Zen> It's a dial.\n<@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel\n<@Zen> this toaster can handle it.
bash.org #37526:\n \n(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content\n(Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it
bash.org #37531:\n \n<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol\n<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
bash.org #37532:\n \n<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures\n<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen\n<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen\n<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen\n<r3q> world domination = priceless\n<Sauron> lol
bash.org #37534:\n \n<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid\n<FlyNavy> and I realize\n<gee> muahahaha.\n<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking time
bash.org #37540:\n \n<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today\n<Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a she!\n<Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a boy.\n<Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume on
bash.org #37543:\n \n* DerianX sets mode: +m\n<DerianX> Try to talk.\n* DerianX sets mode: +v GWA\n<DerianX> Now try.\n<GWA> try what?\n<DerianX> ...\n<Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho\n<DerianX> To talk.\n<GWA> my mic is not setup lol\n<DerianX> ...\n<Gaz> rofl
bash.org #37553:\n \n<Sorted^> half-life?\n<Sorted^> is that like simcity?\n<Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
bash.org #37558:\n \n<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name.  \n<uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?\n<HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name\n<uk55> what about Tanya? \n<HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one.\n<uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty,  what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara\n<HandiKap23> you are an asshole\n*** Quits: HandiKap23
bash.org #37572:\n \n<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculator
bash.org #37577:\n \n<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too\n<LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold\n<Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
bash.org #37578:\n \n<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :(\n<rapty> Err. homework.\n<BLiZZ> ROFL.\n<rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
bash.org #37583:\n \n<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today!\n<Basketcase> Paris gave him to me!\n<Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing\n* Basketcase sighs\n<Basketcase> I love that man\n<Spliff> lol\n<Spliff> pussy for some pussy\n<Spliff> cute\n<Basketcase> Shut up
bash.org #37584:\n \n<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
bash.org #37594:\n \n* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs\n<beer-chan> YES\n<beer-chan> best shower ever
bash.org #37614:\n \n<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night - anyone here run linux on a tablet?\n* OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't kill any processes at all.
bash.org #37619:\n \n<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like to share with me?\n<Nidoking> Don't die.
bash.org #37622:\n \n<Emerald> <green>Is IRC html?</green>
bash.org #37637:\n \n<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother\n<ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =(\n<obithrawn> How old is he?\n<ColeW> ummm....13..14...\n<ColeW> one of those\n<obithrawn> Oh, good move then.\n<ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the computer....OH SHIT!\n<Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees\n<ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian transexual fetish\n<ColeW> ...\n<ColeW> did i just say that out loud?\n<CrazyLich> no you typed it\n<ColeW> oh...phew\n* CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
bash.org #37645:\n \n<drdink> drwiii: pipe it, assmonkey.\n<drwiii> \|
bash.org #37648:\n \nTre Moi:	OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES\nWaCKo3629:	......\nWaCKo3629:	I don't see how you could accidentally do that.\nWaCKo3629:	Or not realize what would happen.
bash.org #37649:\n \nXith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered\nUPC747\|Rob: yeah\nBouncyFish: It's called the internet.
bash.org #37650:\n \n<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior pron queen for nothing.\n<CaptainCanada231> *prom
bash.org #37654:\n \n<LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I want to map out the "free" wireless spots.\n<LoKuanYu> ^_^\n<emc2serv> heh, theres an idea.\n<loser\Away> war driving\n<LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing after you and you need a quick access to the internet\n<loser\Away> to tells us about it?\n<emc2serv> lol\n<LoKuanYu> lol
bash.org #37667:\n \n<timmo> url age of consent chart\n<sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm\n<timmo> check the chart.\n<Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion!\n<NeonAFK> heh\n<NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador\n<Guilty> /away Equador
bash.org #37673:\n \n<Relioc> hmm wheres russia now\n<@maximus`> still next to china
bash.org #37677:\n \n<@Trouble`> what sport could see six chinamen in a maiden and a nightwatchman with a duck?\n<@Trouble`> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \n<cheeks`> japscat
bash.org #37690:\n \n<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.
bash.org #37699:\n \n<Hittman> !op\n<Hittman> %op \n<Hittman> ^op\n<Hittman> wtf\n<Hittman> its broken\n<Hittman> someone fix it\n<Gaz> press alt + f4\n*Hittman has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<Fragbait> LOL\n<Gaz> haha.
bash.org #37711:\n \n<me2> How do I queue a clip in server...everytime it says slot is available someone fills it in\n<MrParker> did you use "get" or "queue" ?\n<me2> queue, but others seem to beat me to the available slot\n<me2> but I want to fill the slot\n<me2> Ive been on top of the slot ready to fill it tho\n<me2> I want to put it in \n<me2> Well...once I get it in its staying there\n<MrParker> are we still talking about files ??
bash.org #37714:\n \n<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you?\n<Hiroechan> rm blows goats\n<Hiroechan> you don't want it\n<TwiggYGoD> yes i do\n<TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format\n<TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter\n<TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm\n<Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm?\n<TwiggYGoD> yes\n<TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet\n<Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit\n<TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg\n<Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
bash.org #37715:\n \n<zlisto>  dude, I just couldn't make it through that movie clockstoppers\n<uk55> I know, It was pretty bad.  \n<zlisto>  fuck that, i just couldn't put up with the constant violations of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd laws of thermodynamics
bash.org #37721:\n \nTopic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!'\n* Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
bash.org #37722:\n \n<Tisha> So we were watching a veggie tales movie\n<Tisha> and jonah, the asparagus, was talking about this place he doesn't want to go to\n<Tisha> but like the lord needs his message delivered\n<Tisha> and he doesnt' want to go there because everyone slaps one another with fish\n<Tisha> and I kept thinking "is that some secret irc reference?"
bash.org #37729:\n \n<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad \n<@NeoPhoenixTE> er \n<@NeoPhoenixTE> hand \n<@NeoPhoenixTE> HAND \n<@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
bash.org #37736:\n \n(Said in #asian)\n<toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
bash.org #37757:\n \n<McGod> and the lord said... let there be fries with that... and they tasted good
bash.org #37767:\n \n<Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you?\n<IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org?\n<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope.\n<AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in the script.\n<JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out all lines that contain bash.org.\n<Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a flaming lamer"\n<IICV> bash.org Spiffy.\n<JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking about him.\n<AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.
bash.org #37780:\n \n<femakita> I'm fuckable! I deserve bling!
bash.org #37792:\n \n<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection\n<Kisa> Arrrg wait.\n<Kisa> koj fucked up and ftp server.\n<Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server fucked up? :)\n* Kisa smiles\n<kisa> *an
bash.org #37829:\n \n<Ash> look: I like python pretty well, but the syntax is kind of annoying.\n<AaronSw> this from a lisp programmer?!\n<Ash> AaronSw: One type of brace is much simpler than a bazillion!\n<AaronSw> to write perhaps, but not to rfead\n<Ash> Lisp's syntax is simple and efficient.\n<Ash> With a proper editor, lisp is incredibly easy to read.\n<look> OK, let's pretend we got past the syntax argument\n<look> It's now 45 minutes in the future\n<look> and we've agreed to disagree\n<look> Hurray!\n<AaronSw> I bet look's time machine is programmed in Python. <duck />
bash.org #37838:\n \n<WhatIWasGoing2SayHereDoesntFit> (maggots are technically still meat right?)
bash.org #37862:\n \n<muskasgirl> i used to name my turds when i was younger
bash.org #37875:\n \n<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys
bash.org #37904:\n \n<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to suck yourself off...\n<sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's your own lips!
bash.org #37910:\n \n<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A\n<Mr_E> gotfor?!\n<Mr_E> GOTFOR?!\n<Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
bash.org #37913:\n \n<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume\n<Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane.\n<syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring the volume of a liquid vs. a solid
bash.org #37921:\n \n<InvaderZim> embrase man love\n<Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim\n<InvaderZim> no no no\n<InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love\n<SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that
bash.org #37936:\n \n<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries\n<iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man\n<Taz> really? a prelude can do that?\n<iPRoTiuS> err, yea\n<Taz> bullshit wot year is it?\n<iPRoTiuS> 88\n<Taz> 1988?\n<iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it
bash.org #37945:\n \n<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses\n<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business
bash.org #37952:\n \n* @Jaykul[GonCrazy] is jamming along to Winamp not started
bash.org #37953:\n \n<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick\n<Mad_Matte> geting kids...
bash.org #37954:\n \n[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb\n[@djjason] : Agreed\n[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes\n* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit\n[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon (~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)]\n[@Unknown_Source] : ...
bash.org #37959:\n \n* Wiggle sighs\n* boardwild wiggles\n<Wiggle> :(\n<boardwild> crybaby\n<Wiggle> thanks\n<boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby?\n<boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY!\n* Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
bash.org #37964:\n \n<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess\n<@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-
bash.org #37967:\n \n<Sean> haha you don't like the finns\n<Skywalker> i have the finns\n<ed\|work> in a small box?\n<Skywalker> hate*
bash.org #37968:\n \n<Dllem> I like free stuff\n<EyePulp> Like herpes?
bash.org #37986:\n \n<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga\n<h2o> ?\n<h2o> my connection?\n<Lordy> no your hair style
bash.org #37988:\n \n*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has joined #photography\n<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo? \n<pd_corax> A what?\n<danno> wtf is a photo\n*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has left #photography\n<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...
bash.org #37995:\n \n<Ouroboros> Bandwidth is my antidrug.
bash.org #37996:\n \n<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if  a rpm is installed or not\n<toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.
bash.org #37997:\n \n*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.)\n*** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined channel #rmipeople\n<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick? \n<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?
bash.org #38003:\n \n<Dayv> Australia is basically Canada with marsupials and funny hats.
bash.org #38005:\n \n<LarsC> i have women issues.\n<LarsC> namely, I hate them.
bash.org #38011:\n \n<A-KO> heh\n<A-KO> so\n<A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh\n<@crw> eh, apparently it's still there.\n<@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P\n<A-KO> lol
bash.org #38020:\n \n<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer\n<MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet\n<MikeG520> er isp
bash.org #38028:\n \n<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine"\n<Cody> General> If only you knew the power!\n<Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!\n<Huntress> LOL\n<Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*
bash.org #38035:\n \n<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline. \n<gigfood> who is that \n<gigfood> everybody says that word \n<gigfood> fuck you nigger \n<Zt\|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop \n<gigfood> shit he is? \n<Blazen> is that a challenge? \n<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop \n<gigfood> fuck you nigger \n*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))
bash.org #38043:\n \n<IICV> This is freaky.\n<IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me.\n<JeremiahSmith> He wants you.\n<IICV> He wants my grapes.\n<JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?
bash.org #38062:\n \n<WillDeed> I hate racists about as much as I hate niggers
bash.org #38063:\n \n<+TheKid> Quake is just IRC with rocket launchers.
bash.org #38064:\n \n<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that?\n<Valgar_> On Tuna?\n<Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
bash.org #38069:\n \n<slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man
bash.org #38085:\n \n<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
bash.org #38089:\n \n<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato\n<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
bash.org #38091:\n \n(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school\n(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people\n(@starbucks_mafia) thats great\n(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
bash.org #38114:\n \n<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
bash.org #38115:\n \n<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it.\n<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
bash.org #38133:\n \n<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"
bash.org #38135:\n \n<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)\n<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
bash.org #38145:\n \n<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS"\n<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit\n<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt\n*** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)\n<petey> lol dumbass\n*** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)\n<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry\n*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92\n*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)
bash.org #38156:\n \n<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast\n<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
bash.org #38161:\n \n<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out\n<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel\n<DeathStar> ignore that please\n<Draebor> haha
bash.org #38162:\n \n*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore\n<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!\n<CloneMar> I have beat the system!\n<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P\n<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark\n*** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined)\n*** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined)\n<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
bash.org #38180:\n \n<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me
bash.org #38182:\n \n<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
bash.org #38204:\n \n<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies\n<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas\n<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump\n<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it
bash.org #38207:\n \n<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it\n<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
bash.org #38215:\n \n<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?
bash.org #38223:\n \n<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !!\n<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?\n<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses\n<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet
bash.org #38231:\n \n<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!\n<mordac> I totally haggled.\n<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.\n<mordac> He even gave me the change.
bash.org #38233:\n \n<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz\n<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it\n<MegamanX2K> x\n<MegamanX2K> err\n<MegamanX2K> damnit\n* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"
bash.org #38235:\n \n<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period
bash.org #38240:\n \n<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard\n<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires\n<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.\n<MiLordDemise> Aye...\n<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster\n<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time\n<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys\n<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage\n<MiLordDemise> wow\n<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now\n<MiLordDemise> hehe\n<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you\n<MiLordDemise> I just might\n<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.\n<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too\n<MiLordDemise> You suggested it\n<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards\n<MiLordDemise> go us!
bash.org #38244:\n \n<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair\n<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh\n<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then\n<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs\n<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick\n* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs\n* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it\n<Azzid> owned!! :D
bash.org #38248:\n \n<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation?\n<Nec> till monday, i think\n<<Nec> next week, that is.\n<trunck> whoa\n<trunck> really long\n<trunck> fucking school kids\n<Nec> is illegal.
bash.org #38250:\n \n<Daedalus> i think i am sexy\n<Daedalus> in a gay way\n<riz> *crickets*\n<Phusion> wow.
bash.org #38258:\n \n<brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you have a problem on your hands\n<sledge> and that would be no more beer
bash.org #38284:\n \n<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world:  Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.\n<melipompous> lol\n<JerryBeep> You bastard.
bash.org #38286:\n \n<TreFitty> bloodClot`, I remember when you made fun of my viewsonic monitor\n<TreFitty> :(\n<bloodClot`> you remember a lot of weird shit that never happened
bash.org #38289:\n \n[st-packing-car] going and doing errands\n[st-packing-car] collecting what I need\n[MrFootsy`] oh\n[st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles and cans in the redemption machine\n[MrFootsy`] never seen one of those\n[st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived\n[MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have embraced technology\n[st-packing-car] lol
bash.org #38297:\n \n[JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?\n[st-707-afk] oh\n[st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down\n[JJJTTT] gotcha\n[st-707-afk] HTTP 707:  File Not Funny\n[st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages\n[st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so that's what happens\n[st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit
bash.org #38301:\n \n<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?\n<CUI> Max- That's not computer\n<CUI> That's a calculator
bash.org #38302:\n \n<Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff\n<xjeff> enless it's a leap year
bash.org #38303:\n \n* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle\n<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet
bash.org #38306:\n \n<kow> heh, lil is too anal\n<kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly\n<_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google\n<_absent> post it on your site\n<_absent> and tell lil you killed that\n<kow> rofl\n<kow> I don't need to use google\n<kow> d:picsdead animals
bash.org #38314:\n \n<martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven to cure hiccups\n<martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if you need to\n<eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink \n<martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient little sac
bash.org #38318:\n \n<skeetuh> sell shit on the web\n<skeetuh> easy money\n<halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?\n<skeetuh> no\n<skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no money and put it on ebay\n<halcyon`> like kidneys?
bash.org #38320:\n \n<daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in shareware progs\n<daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog on your bitch, you come up clean\n<FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp?\n<daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[
bash.org #38321:\n \n<Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am\n<Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today apparently\n<Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong\n<Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"\n<Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"
bash.org #38322:\n \n<daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n you're talking to someone so poor\n<daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like for cap guns)\n<daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and light it\n<daenonok> and that was his 4th of july
bash.org #38331:\n \n<^shauny^> i have a prob here\n<And-1> don't we all ...\n<^shauny^> no no really\n<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob
bash.org #38336:\n \n<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?\n<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:
bash.org #38345:\n \n<FlyNavy> why the fuck does every crisis our country has have to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song?
bash.org #38352:\n \n<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic\n<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm\n<Scribble> VT!\n<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a lime.\n<Scribble> My favorite.\n<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.\n<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING
bash.org #38354:\n \n[Rascal] : Well, fuck angelicon, he's weird\n[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb\n[@djjason] : Agreed\n[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes\n* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit\n[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]\n[@Unknown_Source] : ...
bash.org #38368:\n \n<mstyne> i just wrapped up a 12 hour day at work\n<mstyne> surprisingly, i feel okay\n<mstyne> which is probably bad : )\n<Etan> only if you tell your bosses, and get longer days\n<mstyne> well, ordinarily i'd be wiped after 12 hours\n<mstyne> but i'm not\n<mstyne> i think they must put something in the water\n<-- caffine has quit (Remote closed the connection)\n<mstyne> aha, that answers it\n<Etan> the guilt overpowered him
bash.org #38377:\n \n<Popgun> at least 24 people have died in a fire in a chinese internet cafe\n<Kuss> popgun, they were probably playing everquest, and didn't want to lose their shit\n<Argent-> Popgun - how many terminals were pointed to the local fire department website?\n<Popgun> they clicked onto elexa and self-immolated\n<Popgun> if that were the case, they would probably welcome the conflagration\n<Argent-> "De-ah hon-oh-ra-bo fiahman, we buhning up heah, prease send wa-tah, we no wanto stop praying evahquest."\n<Kuss> oh my god\n<Kuss> argent\n<Kuss> that's hysterical\n<Argent-> More negatives on my karmic burden.\n<ln> I'd be offended by that if it weren't so funny\n* ln gives Arg a token asian smack\n<Popgun> they ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, argento\n<Popgun> remember the trouble you had with Stalin?
bash.org #38380:\n \n<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.
bash.org #38382:\n \n<_SnakeMan> do the clocks change tonight?\n<AlbinoLov> I think they do sunday/\n<MiL0> yes\n<MiL0> unless you live in some parts of indiana or arizona\n<_SnakeMan> sometime in the early am of sunday, right?\n<Argent-> The clocks change every night... into fierce blood sucking imps that chase me around the house until I fall over exhausted, then they mock me about my small genitalia.
bash.org #38385:\n \n<Ramza> why am I listening to "Here Comes Team Rocket" in polish?
bash.org #38395:\n \n* byra bounces like a retard\n<Argent-> Are you listening to something bouncy?\n<byra> nope.\n<byra> im listening to the hum of computers\n<Argent-> Well, that always perks me up.\n<Argent-> The comforting whirr of fans, the faint ozone smell.. ah, I love that new computer smell you get when you buy a new case.\n<Argent-> The slick texture of anti-static bags..\n<Argent-> the clink of mounting hardware\n<countzero> -stop- you're turning me on!\n<countzero> ooh la la.
bash.org #38399:\n \n<godofcows> I decided on some cool things I'm gonna do when I get rich\n<godofcows> like ask my mom what car she would like the most, and then buy it\n<godofcows> and then when she comes outside to look at it, it'll get run over by a monster truck\n<godofcows> and she'll cry\n\n<@godofcows> I thought of another thing I'd do if I ever got rich\n<@godofcows> I'd gonna buy a bunch of toys for an orphanage  \n<@godofcows> and have them all laid out in front of the building on christmas morning and get someone who works there to wake up all the kids and come out to look\n<@godofcows> and when they all step outside and look, I'm gonna run over the toys with a monster truck and laugh at the looks on their faces
bash.org #38401:\n \n<Afkfuckingselfinass> if i run fast enough backwards my exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant
bash.org #38403:\n \n<reppy> dudes\n<reppy> my dad's wife like\n<reppy> is a child psycholigist\n<reppy> and one of her patients walked in on her mom getting fucked by the dog\n<reppy> I got turned on just hearing that:(\n<Morris> NIce\n<Morris> You'd think a dog like most mammals would finish really quickly and move on\n<Morris> But hey, whatever turns her on.\n<DooMStalK> "Mommy! Mommy! I've got a boo bo... Mommy! What is the dog doing to you? Why do i suddenly have the urge to clean?"\n<Morris> haha\n<Morris> "Can I play with the doggy too?"\n<DooMStalK> "Bad dog! Take that out of mommy!"
bash.org #38404:\n \n<@Ramza> When I grow up, I want to be a firetruck.\n<Vinic> so you could legally hose women down?
bash.org #38408:\n \n<@godofcows> I swear that'd have to be the most evil thing you could do\n<@Vinic> what about donating 30 billion dollars of countefiet cash to child cancer societies?\n<@Vinic> on the back of each bill is you jacking off and saying 'here's your medicine bitch'
bash.org #38410:\n \n<M-ROTDL> Something you NEVER want your mom to say to you: "You've got a large PENIS!"\n<M-ROTDL> I was sitting down to game of MegaMan Legends 2....\n<M-ROTDL> And she strolls by and goes, "Wow... you have a large penis."
bash.org #38413:\n \n<DooMStalK> I was bored, and called 1-800-COW-FUCK once, only to find out COW and BOY take up the same numbers on the phone
bash.org #38418:\n \nFinque: at least that young black fellow will live\nFinque: black people can't die virgins\nFinque: it's physically and sexually impossible\nFinque: god is still apologizing for burning them\nFinque: so he gave them horse cocks\nFinque: and now they always get laid\ntom: except DE\nFinque: true\nFinque: but DE is canadian\nFinque: that's god's "oops" pile
bash.org #38425:\n \n(@Bird2002): wana know how to get free ms keyboards and mice?\n(@suicide6x): how?\n(@Bird2002): do you have a keyboard or mouse now?\n(@suicide6x): um\n(@suicide6x): yeah
bash.org #38429:\n \n<Feerless> SCHOOL haha\n<Feerless> i have holidays\n<Fleebis> DUMBASS haha\n<Fleebis> i have ops
bash.org #38438:\n \n<@McMoo> sometimes i jerk it at work because we've got the super heavy duty industrial soap
bash.org #38443:\n \n<@Bonfire> I think I shat my pants earlier this morning but have been too scared to check
bash.org #38456:\n \n<eggs_> yay, kernel is compiling now\n<Befw11s4> i like to compile kernals\n<eggs_> its really not that exciting\n<eggs_> The exciting part is seeing whether your computer still boots afterwards :P
bash.org #38465:\n \n<mikz> @find quark express\n* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)\n* Joins: mikz (~mquiapos@202.164.185.218)\n<mikz> hi :)\n<^\|^> mikz !\n<+WhtCastle> mikz: We use !list, not @find here.\n<mikz> ok cool \n<mikz> thanks\n<^\|^> !list sorenson squeez\n* ^\|^ was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)\n<+WhtCastle> no damn him mikz was supposed to do it\n<+WhtCastle> Its funny when they do it\n<+WhtCastle> '!list'\n<+WhtCastle> (kick)\n<mikz> !list quark express\n* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the magic word!)
bash.org #38474:\n \n* FreeFrag finds it strange that as hardware gets older, your respect for it lessens.\n<milenko> FreeFrag: same with wives
bash.org #38476:\n \n<karl> OK, fixed.\n<dbaker> Fixed?\n<karl> I don't mean fixed like it works.
bash.org #38484:\n \n<AAA> i cannot lose an argument tonite\n<AAA> i just won 3 games of chess in a row\n<AAA> 3 *INTENSE* games of chess\n<Whoregasm> 3 lonely games of chess played with a bottle of ketchup
bash.org #38485:\n \n<seven> hooked up with some chick at a party james invited me to last weekend. she comes back to my place, we're fucking around, she gives me a handjob, my vesuvious errupts, I'm content and am ready to go to sleep. then like, 2-3 minutes after said erruption, she's back down there again, and I'm thinking "what the fuck, as if, the guy needs some time to recover", much to my surprise, she got it all back and working again, and lo and behold, a second eruption\n<seven> so I said straight away "whoa, you're like, really good at that."\n<seven> "do you have a little brother or something?"
bash.org #38489:\n \n<arnoboltinager> is goatse down for anyone else?
bash.org #38490:\n \n<L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf\n<L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it\n<sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice on her box
bash.org #38491:\n \n<@Godfather_> ?? french army\n<AnswerBook> french army: undefined term\n<@Godfather_> lol\n<@Godfather_> exactly!!!!
bash.org #38500:\n \n<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating\n<LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my point.... :(
bash.org #38503:\n \n<27946889> hola.\n<Losifer> Do I know you?\n<27946889> No, I found you on random chat.\n<27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't talk to them?\n<Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct business through this account.  I don't have time to chat.\n<27946889> Sorry.\n<27946889> i think you're very rude\n<Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking to you.\n<27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young, sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i saw your info and i found you interesting,,,\n<Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep interrupting me.  Please go away.\n<27946889> so where do you work?\n<27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan ate your ears in your info?
bash.org #38506:\n \n<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!
bash.org #38511:\n \n<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women\n<SForce> i fuck hotties\n<SForce> thats the difference between us\n<SForce> there's no hotties in thailand\n<SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy eyes bitches you bring home\n<deathr0w-> yeah there is\n<SForce> not in your house\n<SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?\n<SForce> Americans
bash.org #38516:\n \n<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit\n<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"\n<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?\n<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean
bash.org #38525:\n \n<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory.\n<willyy> which is the problem ?\n<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.\n<willyy> which ?\n<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)
bash.org #38529:\n \n<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming\n<Razzar> lol\n<Smax> darwin awards candidate\n<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags
bash.org #38539:\n \n<+JerryGodd> last time i lost internet i made a kid
bash.org #38543:\n \n* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>)))\n<Ukyo> gah\n<Ukyo> damn misclicks
bash.org #38552:\n \n<[TX]-KnacK> I removed irc from the office and saw a 300% increase in productivity
bash.org #38556:\n \n<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill \n<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head\n<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck\n<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though \n<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
bash.org #38565:\n \n<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off\n<KrayZie> all those damn contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii. \n<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well
bash.org #38569:\n \n<robbie-a> for shure\n<orion> sure*\n<orion> ;[\n<robbie-a> really?\n<robbie-a> sure?\n<robbie-a> fuck thats whack
bash.org #38573:\n \n<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.
bash.org #38579:\n \n<TheThree> your special?\n<Mj> you're\n<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks\n<Mj> grammar\n<TheThree> as dose my spelling\n<Mj> does\n<TheThree> i give up\n<Mj> I
bash.org #38580:\n \n<Opie> tell her to sing on aol\n<Puck> To sing on AOL?\n<Opie> that is all she has\n<Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL\n<Urban> Keyword: Karaoke
bash.org #38597:\n \n<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is\n<Loopy1> yea\n<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in
bash.org #38617:\n \n<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$\n<kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages\n<kluster> oh, it is a link. nm
bash.org #38618:\n \nQuit: FliPmodE`!r43w_8@AC9934E0.ipt.aol.com  Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network: Harassing opers on this network is not allowed. If you feel this akill is in error, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE BITCH (ID: =ZYJgAzlVFwPzgQ<))
bash.org #38636:\n \n<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident.\n<Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.
bash.org #38638:\n \n*** Joins: Mikey (~Mikey@microsoft.com)\n<Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys\n*** Quits: Mikey\n<Fayn> Poor guy...
bash.org #38640:\n \n<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1\n<darthv> ok\n*** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
bash.org #38645:\n \n<KamiNoBaka> like a version, wooo, ctcp'd for the very first time
bash.org #38646:\n \n<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...\n<@Eve>No Adam!\n* @Adam eats the apple.\n*** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve\n<@God> THOU HATH SINNED!
bash.org #38659:\n \n<wangsta`> damnit \n<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off \n<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up \n<@Ele\|HW> oh? \n<@Ele\|HW> http://www.goatse.cx \n<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU
bash.org #38667:\n \n<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.\n<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job\n<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"
bash.org #38687:\n \n<Creedy> fucking jesus\n<Creedy> i have to kill that bitch\n<logicalentity> jesus?\n<logicalentity> the romans beat ya
bash.org #38697:\n \n<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and sophomore year\n<GenLeo> er, sex ed even
bash.org #38699:\n \n<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions? \n<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers \n<SinclairC> >:(
bash.org #38703:\n \n*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf\n<Magisa> do you like\n<Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64
bash.org #38705:\n \n<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble\n<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words
bash.org #38716:\n \n<Loopster> im acculy very smart
bash.org #38717:\n \n<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch\n<TRC> yeah\n<TRC> they have had it for a while\n<Stom> does it go over the vagina?
bash.org #38719:\n \n*** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #vgmusic\n<ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?\n<TriforceOfMusic> ?\n<TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?\n<ProgrammerX> Cyber.\n<TriforceOfMusic> ...?\n<ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?\n<Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom
bash.org #38722:\n \n*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos sick) \n*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined #vgmusic \n<Alluro95-School> I mean \n*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos suck)
bash.org #38725:\n \n<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this?  mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz\n<stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure\n<Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename?\n<stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine\n<Apollo-> stuu: I see\n<Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else?\n<stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector\n<Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?\n<Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?\n<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot\n<Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work\n<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start
bash.org #38732:\n \n*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!) \n*** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi \n<BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(
bash.org #38740:\n \n<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too \n<dannthr> wheres the b4 button\n<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key
bash.org #38753:\n \n<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7\n<Cav> i boarded for year 12\n<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse\n<Cav> err\n<Cav> i better change that reply :)
bash.org #38755:\n \nIbor132: what network u on?\nengel of nien: my asshole\nIbor132: efnet then?
bash.org #38758:\n \n*** Joins: homoman (----------)\n<eMans> homoman!\n<limpBiz> homoman!!\n<hexogan> homoman!\n<osiris> homomannn!\n<tuckawar> homoman!!\n*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)
bash.org #38759:\n \n<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded\n<H4Z3> how so?\n<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find?\n<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver\n<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red\n<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps \n<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly.\n<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'
bash.org #38772:\n \n<RichiH> yay\n<RichiH> my glasses have arrived\n<RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points
bash.org #38796:\n \n<sparcv9> i'm such a dick\n<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve\n<sparcv9> so i did an:\n<sparcv9> echo " " \| lpr\n<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
bash.org #38815:\n \n<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! \n<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one\n<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
bash.org #38825:\n \n<revc> asphinctersayswhat?\n<Daedalus> what?\n<revc> heehee\n<Daedalus> ?\n<revc> asphinctersayswhat?\n<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying\n<Daedalus> whats an asphincter
bash.org #38831:\n \n<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw.\n<Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it.\n<Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
bash.org #38833:\n \n<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date?\n<Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003\n<Elexion> .....\n<Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no one waits that long.\n<Siidu> Eh..\n<Siidu> Okay.\n<Siidu> lol.
bash.org #38838:\n \n<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay..\n<ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"
bash.org #38858:\n \n<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside
bash.org #38872:\n \n* Andrew has quit IRC (Quit: In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.)\n<Mank> Andrew's quit makes me want to duct tape him to a tree and rip his eyes out.\n<Coco13> But then he wouldn't have his FREEDOM
bash.org #38877:\n \n<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?\n<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P\n<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
bash.org #38880:\n \n<ComWizz> also, i was thinking that Linux should have a built-in UNIX shell\n<ComWizz> because when I once did this: chmod -rwx /bin/sh\n<ComWizz> and tried to restart the computer, it wouldn't shut down, so I turned it off\n<ComWizz> when i turned it on, it wouldn't boot
bash.org #38888:\n \n<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater\n<Doomer> its my first good program\n<fraggle> er what language is it in\n<Doomer> uh\n<Doomer> wait\n<Doomer> english
bash.org #38893:\n \n@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life:\n@(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
bash.org #38901:\n \n<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS\n<Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then?\n<bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...)\n*Khafra looks at the extensive list of users\n<Khafra> Statistically, probably not
bash.org #38918:\n \n<XX01XX> What's an interesting website?\n<Phlegyas> an oxymoron
bash.org #38921:\n \n<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :(
bash.org #38925:\n \n<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :(\n<q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking
bash.org #38927:\n \n<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button.\n<Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
bash.org #38931:\n \n(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head.\n(Null-O): They "gum it".
bash.org #38951:\n \n(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in\n(TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills)\n(minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?
bash.org #38961:\n \n* ZondrZout has entered\n<Arathorn> hello\n<ZondrZout> Well, how typical...\n<ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me\n<Karyon> lol
bash.org #38966:\n \n<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies!  It will just be a bunch of empty pages.
bash.org #38992:\n \n<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal,\n<+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail\n<+Yamatto> i want to be like\n<+Yamatto> a rare commodity\n<+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass
bash.org #39012:\n \n<tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass\n<tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it!\n<tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough\n<tngkicksbum> and there was no math either\n<tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements\n<fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes? interesting.
bash.org #39035:\n \n<d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6''\n<d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders\n<d00m2k> be 6'6''
bash.org #39079:\n \n<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-)\n<+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-)\n<@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
bash.org #39083:\n \n(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY\n(GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?
bash.org #39087:\n \n<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;)\n<JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org\n<JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease
bash.org #39091:\n \n<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar"\n<thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste"\n<thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn\n<thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam
bash.org #39092:\n \n<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
bash.org #39093:\n \n<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now\n<tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program\n          by the end of this year\n<tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes\n<da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action\n<da4> tulmad: webcam dood
bash.org #39095:\n \n<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept.\n<Vco> all porno?\n<cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n\n<cruentus> what is that, 7 tons?\n<_spartan_> just over\n<roundfeh> heh\n<cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process?\n<Vco> cheap immigrant labour
bash.org #39108:\n \n<Satan> I need.\n<Satan> A fucking optical mouse.\n<Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore.\n<Satan> .. Er, yeah.\n<rapty> X_X
bash.org #39121:\n \n<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play?\n<tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar\n<tofuhunters> bass guitar\n<tofuhunters> drums\n<tofuhunters> and saxophone\n<bobsonfire> i play the radio.
bash.org #39122:\n \n<myutwo33> i should stick to stupid jokes... for stupid people... that means you guys!
bash.org #39127:\n \n<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?"\n<lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?"\n<lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"
bash.org #39135:\n \n<Tassadar2000> Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!
bash.org #39141:\n \n<PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither does Kelli...))\n<Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more important than your own.)\n<Tarl> (Besides.)\n<Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually active"..)\n<Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)
bash.org #39142:\n \n<Cornell> damn I wish I could have gone to my friends summer camp.. 9 guys my age, 18 girls, and another 18 or so a year younger\n<Cornell> *18 or so girls\n<Beoulve> Dude.\n<Beoulve> You'd still be a virgin in the end.\n<Cornell> most likely.\n<Cornell> but still, you knever know, and think of all the possibilities...\n<Tarl> Yeah..\n<Beoulve> It's possible that you'd die.\n<Beoulve> Horribly.\n<Tarl> "Hey <Insert cornellmun's name here>! Could you go to the convienience store and pick up some more condoms for us? Thanks!"
bash.org #39143:\n \n<Beoulve> Some women insert cups with razor blades in them into their vaginas.\n<Beoulve> Would you want to fuck one of those women?\n<Beoulve> DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH DANGER?\n<Tarl> ...\n<Tarl> Adam.\n<Tarl> That only happens with women *you've* slept with before.
bash.org #39157:\n \n<kryz> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to build me the ultimate weapon of mass l33tness. Instead of some lame chemical or nuclear POS, it's going to be a giant bomb of ice cream. So when It hits, there will be no collateral damage, but everyone will have the biggest ice cream headache. Then I will win the prizes.
bash.org #39162:\n \n<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players\n<Whisper> want to hear it?\n<CJ> Sure\n<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...
bash.org #39163:\n \nonkeybutt87: I saw more tonight then I've seen in the past fifteen years of my life\nonkeybutt87: I saw several girls in their bras\nonkeybutt87: (and, yes, they knew I was there)
bash.org #39164:\n \n<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you soooo hard if you hug me.\n<Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to hug you.\n<Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you to hug me.
bash.org #39176:\n \n<Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now?\n<RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ\n<RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order
bash.org #39177:\n \n<Ak> Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed me as I walked past.\n<Ak> I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir"\n<Ak> then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i held up my watch.\n<Ak> He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."
bash.org #39183:\n \n<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
bash.org #39186:\n \n<Purelimit> Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays\n<SgtPayne> Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas expired\n<Purelimit> Are u fucking serious\n<SgtPayne> Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their people are all over you\n<Purelimit> yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration\n<SgtPayne> rofl
bash.org #39211:\n \n<Asskicker064> I enjoyed the irony at Blockbuster today when a guy whose last name was Moron returned an empty movie case.
bash.org #39231:\n \n<D3v1in^jr> i learned just how hardcore goth girls can be last night\n<D3v1in^jr> got with this girl sarah...her clit was painted dark purple
bash.org #39254:\n \n<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key?\n<ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T\nPazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com
bash.org #39269:\n \n<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me. \n<closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the opposite effect
bash.org #39271:\n \n<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today\n<SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ?\n<MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail
bash.org #39276:\n \n<robbie> :D\-<\n* robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.)\n* robbie has joined #geekissues\n<@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha\n<robbie> hey im not +fag anymore\n<robbie> whats that?\n<The_Llama> something is awry\n<robbie> what does awry mean?
bash.org #39277:\n \n<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
bash.org #39280:\n \njenmigrant: I've figured it out.  There are two distinct species of male in the world:  All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
bash.org #39287:\n \n*** Now talking in #ircnewbies\n*** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/ircnewbies.html'\n*** Set by e\|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28\n<c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place being full of fuckin n00bs.
bash.org #39310:\n \n<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old (upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I didnt have my keys \n<Shell Gh0st> I use to do that \n<Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment
bash.org #39322:\n \n<Comedy-> my beer needs an f5 button
bash.org #39326:\n \n<Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here teach me all the 'cool stuff?\n<Kerry> :)\n<Bandit-> Yes\n<Kerry> the codes n stuff\n<Kerry> go on, im listening\n<Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool\n*** Kerry has left #wc3campaigns\n*** Kerry has joined #wc3campaigns\n<Kerry> lol yea that was cool!\n<Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around\n<Kerry> im a noob!\n<Kerry> lol\n<Wizerd> Kerry\n<Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type /server dc.this\n<Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler?\n<Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc\n<Bandit-> it will start your connection \n<Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected\n<Kerry> okay....\n<Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed\n<Bandit-> no, that is a lie !\n<Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :)\n<Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes unless u directly conenct\n*** Kerry has quit IRC (Quit: )
bash.org #39330:\n \n* ENOMEOFF holds his breath while apt is downloading emacs\n< ymir> ENOMEOFF: Nice knowing you.
bash.org #39333:\n \n<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software\n<CiTay> my granduncle, for instance...\n<CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task.\n<CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived\n<CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.
bash.org #39340:\n \n(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally\n(Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this?\n(laguna`) a month\n(Jyrka) what did u used to do before?\n(laguna`) go to school
bash.org #39355:\n \n<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang! \n<Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them \n<Ebanis>...That's a trigger?
bash.org #39364:\n \n<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it. \n<Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
bash.org #39369:\n \n* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into my mouth.\n* shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices.\n<ssjd2> arghhhh\n* ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices\n<shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D\n<DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other day.
bash.org #39379:\n \n* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) has joined #infinity\n<avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do??\n<Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility?\n<avrilfan1986> ??\n<avrilfan1986> how do i do that??\n<Satan> Type /run command\n<avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up\n<Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.*\n<avrilfan1986> k\n<avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS\n* avrilfan1986 (pxnkrawk@AC96B4DF.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)\n<BLiZZ> ahaha\n* DopeHat hails Satan.
bash.org #39381:\n \n(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard\n(robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter\n(Sinada): great\n(Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock\n(Sinada): but i don't brag\n(Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap\n(Sinada): well yeah you're right\n(Sinada): it's 10\n(robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock
bash.org #39394:\n \n<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day...\n<FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic
bash.org #39423:\n \n<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser\n<Zell750> uhh i dunno\n<Zell750> ive always got news at cnn
bash.org #39429:\n \n<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(
bash.org #39432:\n \n<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude\n<D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street\n<D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a big FATAL ERROR message in the sky\n<D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published wo being tested...\n<B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and after that nightmare on elm st III
bash.org #39434:\n \n<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room.\n<tdn> hahah sooo wrong window
bash.org #39438:\n \n<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH\n<Cyber_Akuma> ha!\n<Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00!\n<Targen> ...gah\n<Targen> and I already managed to crash it
bash.org #39442:\n \n<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment\n<kiwiman> ..\n<kiwiman> Jesus\n<kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you\n<@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? \n<kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is\n<@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it\n<kiwiman> No\n<kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
bash.org #39448:\n \n<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love?\n<Measure> I think I pissed her off\n<Caoilin> uhm\n<Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one\n<Measure> yeah...\n<Measure> good idea
bash.org #39455:\n \n<[NOREAGA]> whine\n\n<[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u\n\n<[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie\n\n<[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon
bash.org #39457:\n \n<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that does\n\n<me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily.\n\n<spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET
bash.org #39460:\n \n<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive\n<stix> can i fix that?
bash.org #39463:\n \n<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it?\n<Accident> :\|\n<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind*\n<Accident> at lead i can spell
bash.org #39465:\n \n<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up.\n<Turranius> Im thirsty too\n<Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.
bash.org #39482:\n \n<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison\n<comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then
bash.org #39487:\n \n<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ??\n<Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters\n<koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p
bash.org #39489:\n \n<angelwhisper> what fucken os does linux run on???
bash.org #39490:\n \n<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come tomorrow" in the words.
bash.org #39503:\n \n<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it\n<Targen> and also that sniper guy\n<Targen> and also some stuff about a girl\n<Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the way up behind their chest\n<Targen> (seriously)\n<Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!
bash.org #39510:\n \n<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942.\n<Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT!\n<Geno> hooray!\n<Brandon64> I bought it Thursday!  You wanna play?  Give me a server\n<Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567\n<Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it.  And I probably never will.  Hahahaha\n<Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two.\n<Brandon64> It's fun
bash.org #39515:\n \n<croich> what! how did u know?!\n<croich> :O\n<JolMarth> spies\n<JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar\n<JolMarth> i know where you live\n<modmastaz> O_o\n<croich> i don't have a dog....\n<JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p
bash.org #39521:\n \n<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003\n<Vak> what? people still buy software?
bash.org #39533:\n \n<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I guess.\n<Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P
bash.org #39539:\n \n<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found\n<Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants.\n<Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.
bash.org #39556:\n \n<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons\n<sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart people\n<sponge> and the newbie mac users
bash.org #39562:\n \n<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans\n<@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns\n\nCuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ...\nCuda End of /WHOIS list.
bash.org #39567:\n \n<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection
bash.org #39571:\n \n<+dilema> that sucked\n<@corr> what happened\n<+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard\n<+dilema> so now i got sticky keys \n<+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear\n<@Lisa[NY]> uh huh\n<@corr> haha\n<creature> That's what they all say...\n<+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran wrap to protect my keys\n<+dilema> i know better
bash.org #39572:\n \n<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though\n<detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me\n<revc> that's because you were dead\n<detro> yea\n<detro> i guess\n<detro> next time i die i wanna be sober
bash.org #39588:\n \n<DarkSpork> and .rmi is a midi\n<Wing_Zero> yes I see that now.  but why? hehe.  how many fucking file extensions does a format need?\n<Wing_Zero> sooner or later, mark my words, we're going to start running out of nice three letter extensions
bash.org #39594:\n \n<AL9000> Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else\n<Tip> I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob
bash.org #39596:\n \n<@Theseus314> if I invite my girlfriend in here for a short time will you guys behave yourself?\n<Vetek> yes\n*** FunG is now known as CaptainGapingAnus\n*** poo_al[Away] is now known as i_want_to_fuck_thess_gf\n*** IgWannA is now known as HotChickNeedSex\n<@CaptainGapingAnus> we will behave
bash.org #39604:\n \n<Khamosis> I'm such a fucking retard sometimes...\n<Khamosis> I took a shit, went to wipe, but for some reason I grabbed the deodorant and smeared it all over my ass :\n<Khamosis> uggg\n<Khamosis> now I need new deodorant :(\n<Khamosis> sometimes I'm so fucking out of it\n<Khamosis> well... I guess its good that my ass smells fresh
bash.org #39609:\n \n<hYpOcRiTe> this conversation is weird, from sex to sleep\n<razors_edge> kind of like every night for me\n<hYpOcRiTe> me too, except without the sex :/
bash.org #39611:\n \n<Riles> ever walk by a play ground\n<Riles> and think "singles bar"
bash.org #39613:\n \n<CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal\n<CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with\n<CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means?\n<wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?
bash.org #39617:\n \n<DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and send a resume without getting clothes on :)
bash.org #39620:\n \n* Takeshi doesn't get the obsession with all the digits of pi\n<rabid_si> It's like Mersienne Primes.\n<rabid_si> Mathematicians get off on big numbers.\n<Takeshi> Oh, so it's mathsturbation?
bash.org #39635:\n \n<Jules--> i mainly listen to battle music\n<Jules--> which is basically rappers\n<Jules--> insulting each other and calling each other fags\n<Jules--> its like irc set to a beat
bash.org #39646:\n \n<trog> jump onto my box and have a look at my ipac.conf\n<trixBLUDGn> hmmm tech speak for a/s/l
bash.org #39647:\n \n<JDigital> Hacking dates back to early Roman times. However, back then there was very little to 'hack' - only stone tablets.\n<JDigital> People who would sneak in at night and change the contents of a stone tablet by 'hacking' at it with a hammer and chisel... hence the name, 'hacker'.\n<JDigital> Those who did only damage were known as 'crackers', since they'd just run in a smash the stone tablets.
bash.org #39654:\n \n<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face\n<Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you\n<DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it?\n<Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog
bash.org #39655:\n \n<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"
bash.org #39671:\n \n<dan-o2> fuck my mirror is messy\n<KGB_ate_my_bread> maybe if you didn't jack off to yourself..
bash.org #39688:\n \n<Upth> transformers, as I understand it, was inspired by a guy in a traffic jam going "hmm... if my car transformed into a giant bipedal robot I wouldn't have to worry about this shit"
bash.org #39702:\n \n* PuffinFreshWog munches on the contents of a huge viagra bottle\n<PuffinFreshWog> guess what\n<HyperHorse> what?\n<PuffinFreshWog> i'm not typing with my hands right now\n<HyperHorse> whatwhatwhatwhat?\n<PuffinFreshWog> :o)\n<PuffinFreshWog> you don't want to know how i hold down shift
bash.org #39706:\n \n<homerj> womyn butch dykes always bothered me\n<homerj> if they hate men so much, why do they go to such great lengths to be exactly like them?\n<issuez> the only reason why they bother you is because they get more pussy than you
bash.org #39716:\n \n<ESD-Wyrk> any good gaymes coming out soon?\n<bb-w3rk> the new sims came out\n<ESD-Wyrk> I have a hard enough time managing my own life\n<ESD-Wyrk> plus I'd probably kill myself after watching my sim get more action than me
bash.org #39722:\n \n(This was said after I quoted bash.org)\n<Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into the real world\n<Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble
bash.org #39734:\n \n<frafra> Eny Hackers here? this is 100% important i really need to talk to an proffesionel Hacker...\n<frafra> police took me for i-net harrassment costed me 600 euro, i need to get thoose people's pc hacked.. destroyed ( the one that told police ofcuz )\n<frafra> You're All underarest i got your Host , I'm from FBI federal police department
bash.org #39736:\n \n<DMAUL-away> omg that sucked..never get horny while your on the toilet.. \n<DMAUL-away> i got it up and got stuck in the toilet \n<DMAUL-away> worst 20 minutes of my life
bash.org #39750:\n \n<picklehammer> im nude right now\n<xooz98> are you hammering your pickle?\n<picklehammer> I was a while ago\n<picklehammer> oh shir I got blood on my keyboard
bash.org #39756:\n \n<Apoc-chan> What the hell. I bail from one split server only to get stuck on another.\n<Apoc-chan> >.< Today is not my day\n* Disconnected
bash.org #39772:\n \n<dustin> i just bought israel off ebay
bash.org #39781:\n \n<@BillyTallent> Gosh. bash.org is awesome.\n<Vicki_> is that a porn site?
bash.org #39782:\n \n<Shosuro> and you'd think if some people are going to give money as a present \n<Shosuro> (now, I'm not trying to sound ungrateful)\n<Shosuro> but they could at least keep it inline with inflation\n<Shosuro> instead of giving the same ammount for the last 10 years\n<Shosuro> I mean, I know I could of bought a house with it back in "the day", but this wouldn't get me a bar of chocolate
bash.org #39785:\n \n<Haunter> Some ultra-Christian girl said "Jesus loves you" to me today, and I said "Just me?"  She said, "No, he loves everyone."  So I collapsed in fake tears and started wailing, yelling "What kind of a healthy relationship is THAT supposed to be?  I gave 15 years of my life to that man, and he's going around loving EVERYONE?"
bash.org #39789:\n \n<faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone\n<faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you\n<faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off\n<faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off
bash.org #39799:\n \n<PC_TRIVIA> TV/Movies: John Denver & George Burns appeared together in what 1977 film\n<PC_TRIVIA> Hint: ** ***!\n<Asha`monk> oh god!\n<PC_TRIVIA> Well done Asha`monkey! The answer was oh god!. You got it in 6.64 seconds. You've moved up in rank!\n<PC_TRIVIA> Asha`monk now has 51 points and is ranked 192nd of 391, behind Sop with 51.\n<Asha`monkey> Hey, that wasn't my answer.\n<Asha`monkey> I just saw a naked picture of my mom.
bash.org #39803:\n \n(Sinada): you need to shut the fuck up. no one will flame you if don't say stupid shit. everyone says 'word'...so don't say 'thats my word!', however no one says twat waffle, so never say it again. Also: respect. respect those who deserve it and realize your place. You're annoying, most people in the chan, and those that are particularly respected, e.g. mods, voices, etc. think of you as a social parasite. So shut the fuck up and learn some goddam manners.\n(robbie-a): holy shit\n(robbie-a): im not fuckin readin all that
bash.org #39807:\n \n<CPUkid> holy shit...8.25gb\n<MacGunner> what your game folder?\n<CPUkid> No all my porn, the special kind.\n<MacGunner> wtf, gay porn?\n<CPUkid> yeppers =/
bash.org #39808:\n \n<Kerf> had an argument with a friend over whether or not l33t stuff would count in scrabble..then i reminded him that there are no numbers in scrabble
bash.org #39816:\n \n<Froggy> back in high school, football was only good for one thing, helping me try to get with Band chicks\n<Froggy> I failed.
bash.org #39824:\n \n<ttyR2> mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls\n<MtDew> just get an air horn\n<ttyR2> I happen to have one\n<ttyR2> runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun\n<MtDew> my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone\n<MtDew> any telemarketer got a blast in their ear\n<Magus> "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!"\n<MtDew> exactly\n<Magus> nah, telemarketers are fun to play with\n<Magus> my favorites are the credit card guys\n<Magus> once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked\n<Magus> "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?"\n<Magus> *click*
bash.org #39826:\n \n<jeyjeydiggy> hey im writing a paper about madonna and i need someone thats gay to help me out, melee can you help me?\n<melee> you sure thats not an autobiography?
bash.org #39828:\n \n*** Suicidal_Bear is now known as The_Clodu\n<True_Yoshi> ...\n<The_Clodu> yeah, foo'\n<The_Clodu> I AM... THE CLODU!!\n<True_Yoshi> LOL\n<The_Clodu> You dare laugh at the Clodu?!\n<The_Clodu> prepare to be punished!!!\n<True_Yoshi> No.\n*** The_Clodu sets mode: +o True_Yoshi\n<The_Clodu> I have taken away that which makes you special! Now, you are merely a pawn with a danish!\n<True_Yoshi> ...\n<True_Yoshi> O....kay....
bash.org #39830:\n \n* True_Yoshi kicks his keyboardtkgenfouj.
bash.org #39836:\n \n<anarch> whats graphic about it?\n<anarch> just a dead guy\n<anarch> not like the pics i saw of bali where they were picking up body parts\n<Bell_of_Ygg> and eating them
bash.org #39845:\n \n<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow\n<Avram`> There is school for that?\n<torm_> heh\n<Al-Qadim> torm_'s about to graduate magna cum loudly with a BS in catching\n<Avram`> Does that allow you to get more gay sex or something?\n<torm_> hah\n<Al-Qadim> well once he has his degree he can go on to more advanced classes like gerbiling and feltching\n<torm_> aw come on now\n<Avram`> I think you've cummed on enough.
bash.org #39848:\n \n<GauHelldragon> there was so much freakin' vodka at AX\n<GauHelldragon> they had a bunch of pitchers at a table\n<GauHelldragon> freakin' FILLED with vodka\n<GauHelldragon> it was crazy\n<Odo> are you sure that wasn't water\n<GauHelldragon> oh yea it might have been water
bash.org #39851:\n \n<Ti`lana> I saw in front of a church a sign that said "Jesus loves children!" and thought "Yeah, so does his priests.  *smirk*"
bash.org #39901:\n \n<@Patrick> well damn\n<@Patrick> this map says 1 inch = 4 miles\n<@Patrick> and i dont have a fucking ruler\n<@Patrick> ill use my dick
bash.org #39904:\n \n<balistic> Do you guys know any girls whose names don't contain .jpeg, .mpg, or .avi?
bash.org #39905:\n \n<street> afk, earthquake
bash.org #39908:\n \n<Arbo> IRC: Therapy for the deranged.
bash.org #39931:\n \n<Snah> I think I need to order a new laptop...\n<DrPoole> sell me your old one Snah\n<Snah> DrPoole: you dont want it ... I gave it a bullet when I got mad\n<BluTShirt> bullet?\n<Snah> yeah, I shot my laptop\n<Snah> with a 22cal.
bash.org #39933:\n \n<WhitePony> whats the fastest way to loose 20 kg? except going to the docs........\n<Mousey-brb> cut your fucking head off Marina.
bash.org #39936:\n \n<Tyson> hey AusGal24\n<Tyson> Asl
bash.org #39948:\n \n<BDSChaos> i am hot\n<BDSChaos> if I was male I would so be gay with myself\n<BDSChaos> wait
bash.org #39950:\n \n<bcanon> I just want to be able to cover myself in stickers to the point where I am no longer recognizable and become "Wireless Man" - Defender of Free Internet to the good people of Houston.  Of course I'll need a sidekick. Anyone up for the role of Antenna Boy?\n<filtrs> not at the moment, but maybe after some porn ...
bash.org #39951:\n \n<Soimafrea> is it music?\n<blender> most mp3s are
bash.org #39956:\n \n<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers\n<tulmad> let hte hacking commence\n<DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all these other assdolphins' mail
bash.org #39966:\n \n<@Ghostface> *aroused*\n<@Ghostface> ./.\n<@Ghostface> .\|.
bash.org #39978:\n \n<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about this channel is the people sitting and espousing their theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything, its the best.
bash.org #39979:\n \n<@sh3p> Download \n<@sh3p> Welcome to File Cauldron!\n<@sh3p> You are downloader number 1,101,922 of 1,104,254 waiting in line. \n<@sh3p> Your download will begin somewhere around June 19 in the year 2044 .
bash.org #39984:\n \n<Lilmuckers> you know if you combine matter and anti matter it explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the anti-christ?\n<ragnarok2040> lmao\n<ragnarok2040> @_@, let's hope so :D\n<Lilmuckers> heh\n<Lilmuckers> prahaps that's how the world will end\n<Lilmuckers> GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that anti-christ girl ever again\n<Lilmuckers> JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to!\n<Lilmuckers> GOD: it'll all end in tears\n<Lilmuckers> <two days later>\n<Lilmuckers> JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving?\n<Lilmuckers> Miss A.Christ:  oh baby, I always wanted to make it with a demi-god\n<Lilmuckers> <insert large boom here>\n<Lilmuckers> GOD: told you so\n<Lilmuckers> JESUS: I hope you had that insured\n<Lilmuckers> GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything anyways
bash.org #39985:\n \n<mattym15> will pressing ctrl alt delete twice improve my d/l speeds ?
bash.org #39987:\n \n<nix>  what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here?\n<Morstis>  It's AOL
bash.org #39990:\n \n[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience\n[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves\n[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?\n[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.\n[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!  BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"\n* Rjx is level 34\n* Rjx has learned "walk"\n[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?\n[Video`] n00b.
bash.org #39994:\n \n-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.\n\n-NickServ- You have -260 seconds to comply before I change your nick.\n-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.\n-NickServ- You have -280 seconds to comply before I change your nick.\n-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.
bash.org #39996:\n \n<eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard
bash.org #39997:\n \n<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.
bash.org #39998:\n \n<scabb> Pfft. Rape? No. Love at first sight.
bash.org #39999:\n \n< uidzero> This dewd wanted me to host his site for him one time. So I checked things out and "whois"ed his domain and etc. I wanted to make sure he was legit. So I called the number and he mom and answered. "Can I talk to so-and-so? She replied, "You sound to old to be calling my son.", "Well ma`am, your son wants me to host his site, so I was calling to make sure it was.." <pause> <pause> "hold on..." (In the back ground I heard her yelling at him for being on the computer after 8 and he started crying.) <click>.. Next day, I get /msg "Thanks a f**king lot, she took the computer and found              all of my videos, I'm grounded forever.... "Quits:".
bash.org #40000:\n \n(@Dalby) You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player:\n(@Dalby) Error# C00D0BC2\n(@Dalby) Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time.\n(@Dalby) cool support
bash.org #40004:\n \n<Mp3Boy-> I told him grep pulls out the shit u want\n<Mp3Boy-> like cat girl \| grep pussy\n<Mp3Boy-> then he understood
bash.org #40015:\n \n<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)\n<SRElysian> .........\n<SRElysian> wtf\n<Jaelynn> great mp3. \n<Jaelynn> I love null.\n<SRElysian> yah\n<SRElysian> dood its previously unreleased\n<SRElysian> special edition even\n<Jaelynn> It's a hidden track.  null - sound of silence\n<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)\n<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)\n<SRElysian> ........\n<Jaelynn> Can't get enough of that null, eh?
bash.org #40019:\n \n<Tomalak> Trouble is www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours.\n<Tomalak> There isn't even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop.
bash.org #40027:\n \n<Griffin> my dicks not that long\n<Griffin> eyeglasses should do\n<pagan> so you cant see your cock with the nakid eye?
bash.org #40042:\n \n< S7L> Would you guess the nationality of the genius behind this code: datapublikacjijava=new Date(przetarg.jakistartpublikacjirok.value, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjimiesiac.value-1, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjidzien.value)
bash.org #40068:\n \n<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?\n<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!\n<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..\n<xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself  \n<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.\n<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.\n<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place\n<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
bash.org #40090:\n \n<Kestrel> I'm hanging with the wrong crowd.\n<Kestrel> One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.
bash.org #40092:\n \n<Logic_BomB> scary\n<Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy\n<Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at times......\n<Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the vents i hear is just them playing quake3
bash.org #40095:\n \n<Alwyn Aldarion> X are you deaf or what ? \n<MegamanX2K> Yes. Yes, I am deaf. This makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me to read anything written on screen, because I have trained a parrot to read whatever is on my screen so I can browse the web while at the same time spying on the cute girl next door while she's changing AND her equally cute sister who is also changing AT THE SAME TIME. So, yes, I was unable to hear your enlightening post. I apologize.
bash.org #40108:\n \n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> i always wanted to be an evil genious\\n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> ever since i saw all those james bond movies...\n<Shatai> You could start by spelling genius right ;)\n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> stfu
bash.org #40118:\n \n<ZephyrX> she's "barely legal"\n<[SOHK]FATTY> i think i balled a 16 yr old this summer\n<[SOHK]FATTY> she said that she was 18\n<[SOHK]FATTY> i dont think so \n<[SOHK]FATTY> she looked young in the morn \n<ZephyrX> did she say "oops i'm late for class"\n<[SOHK]FATTY> no\n<[SOHK]FATTY> she said\n<[SOHK]FATTY> can u drive me to school\n<ZephyrX> lol\n<[SOHK]FATTY> hehe\n<[SOHK]FATTY> and when i did\n<[SOHK]FATTY> it said  Jr.. on the school
bash.org #40121:\n \n<Durand:#depressed> Nobody's talking to me. I'm moving to #suicide
bash.org #40125:\n \n<KingV> whats the time difference between utah and arizona right now?\n<Fico> 100 years of bad moral judgement
bash.org #40139:\n \n<Graey> aw hell yeah.  the olsen twins in bikinis\n<Sasquatch> Pervert!... url?\n<Graey> newsgroups\n<Sasquatch> bleh
bash.org #40143:\n \n<pricky> is there a way to auto-op users in mirc?\n<pricky> score\n<pricky> wildcards work!
bash.org #40155:\n \n<Gwindor> I like how horses can shit and walk at the same time.  what an achievment!  must have taken centuries of adaption.
bash.org #40171:\n \ntom: why do girls get grossed out when you say you've tried to suck your own dick?\nKanddak: lol\nKanddak: are you saying you've tried to suck your own dick\ntom: today in journalism these girls tied my shoelaces together\ntom: so I bend down to untie them\ntom: and she pushes my head down\ntom: and I'm like "believe me, I've tried about a million times, it's not going to work"
bash.org #40187:\n \n<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna fucking come out of the closet...
bash.org #40193:\n \n<MARSHALL> CAN YOU SPEAK IN BM\n<Nikari> wtf is bm?\n<MARSHALL> BM MEANS BAHASA MALAYSIA\n<Nikari> Does everyone yell in Malasyia?\n<MARSHALL> ARE YOU GIRL OR MAN\n<Nikari> a very girly man. you?\n<MARSHALL> YOU FIRST\n<Nikari> ... that would make you a girl, then\n<MARSHALL> I AM MAN\n<Nikari> HEAR ME ROAR\n<MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MENAS\n<Nikari> It's an american joke. Do you have jokes in malaysia?\n<MARSHALL> YES.IN MALAYSIA HAVE MANY JOKE.\n<MARSHALL> ARE YOU WANT CAME TO MALAYSIA\n<Nikari> Are you offering hot malaysian sex?\n<MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MEANS\n<Nikari> Well, when a man and woman love each other very much, he sticks his woo woo into her waa waa. And in very special circumstances, if two men love each other very much, he will stick his woo woo into the other guy's uh oh.\n<MARSHALL> I CANOT LOVE NOW.I STILL STUDY\n<Nikari> They're always time for love!\n<MARSHALL> ARE YOU STILL STUDY?\n<Nikari> When I'm not love.
bash.org #40201:\n \n<BigSkippy> everybody forgets to turn /away off.\n<BigSkippy> I was gone for 3 days once masturbating if you listen to my /back\n            message
bash.org #40210:\n \n<SiFL> wow i was just looking at something and thought to myself, this is kool, i better get a screenshot, then i realized i was just looking at it.... it wasnt on my comp
bash.org #40218:\n \n<pix[word]> anyone know how to search for 'c++' on google?  + is an operator, and doesn't search for that\n<cam[home]> search for "c++"\n<pix[word]> i did\n<pix[word]> does a search for "c "\n<cam[home]> not when I did it\n<cam[home]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22c%2B%2B%22\n<pix[word]> damn\n<pix[word]> i did 'c++'\n<pix[word]> not "c++"\n<pix[word]> yarrr\n<cam[home]> I'm e-mailing your boss telling him you can't even use a search engine, so he needs to hire me
bash.org #40225:\n \nNuclear Veasel: That's on the same island as Pearl Harbor, right?\nLiveThLfe: yes, it's all on Kaui (I think that's how you spell it)\nLiveThLfe: No wait...\nLiveThLfe: Oahu\nNuclear Veasel: That's one hell of a different spelling...
bash.org #40228:\n \n<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed?\n<Soulfly-> no\n<JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D
bash.org #40233:\n \n<Pigs> so our network guy is a cock smoker \n<Joes_meat> I so wanna be one of those.
bash.org #40235:\n \n<Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery contacts are dirty and need cleaning.\n<Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD panel in hand*
bash.org #40247:\n \n<^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you\n<Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?
bash.org #40252:\n \n<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup\n<JennyRae> did he get any money?\n<fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol\n<JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....
bash.org #40253:\n \n<ishmal> im so naiive sometimes,  for a while, i thought "Dubya" was some russian guy
bash.org #40256:\n \n<Hogan> hah some asswipe went to support to ask how to open iso files
bash.org #40260:\n \n<Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING\n<macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT\n<macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS\n<Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing
bash.org #40271:\n \n<luva_bd> i want a dick in my pussy\n<luva_bd> oh and a puppy
bash.org #40277:\n \n<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow\n<Avram`> There is school for that?
bash.org #40293:\n \n<@CMX> got a speeding ticket the other day\n<@CMX> and the fucking asshole cop\n<+mootlife> how fast?\n<@CMX> insulted my car\n<%jdp> wtf... lol\n<@CMX> 69 in a 55\n<+mootlife> insulted your car?\n<@CMX> fucker asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car\n<+mootlife> LMAO!
bash.org #40301:\n \n<spookshow-away> playing: Various Artists - Track 10\n<FadeJade> good track
bash.org #40309:\n \n<@LordZERO> I used to think a girls butt was forbidden. I was so young, and naive...
bash.org #40312:\n \n<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded\n<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P\n<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
bash.org #40313:\n \n<Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have RAM just memory..."\n<Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have?\n<Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism
bash.org #40326:\n \n<p1astik> i think i should just dry shave, i mean, the razor is just right here and it saves me a trip to the bathroom\n<bugster> but you could get a beer at the same time\n<p1astik> tempting...very tempting....oh..the decisions i have to make
bash.org #40345:\n \n*** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) has joined #allniterz\n*** Ass-Mastah sets mode: +a Melchior\n<Orlyx> lol\n<Melchior> what\n<Orlyx> ur hostmsak\n<Tripper> Melchior you, my friend, are gay\n<Orlyx> what happened?\n<Orlyx> *** Melchior (none@one.inch.killer.org) has joined #allniterz\n<Orlyx> lol wtf\n<Orlyx> whyd u get that as ur vhost\n<Melchior> lol wtf!\n<Orlyx> lol\n<Melchior> i have no idea\n<Orlyx> i bet if u quit and come back itll go away\n<Melchior> i never saw it\n*** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) Quit (Quit: )\n<Orlyx> lmfao\n<Orlyx> god i love him
bash.org #40353:\n \n*** Ashy_Boy has joined #rpgfan\n<KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx\n<Ashy_Boy> ?\n* KeeperX waits\n<Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*&\n<KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA\n<Ashy_Boy> FUCK YOU
bash.org #40360:\n \n<MegamanX2K>yeah, the best thing Saddam could do now would be to go to the Un and hold a conference in which he tells then plainly, "The only place you need to send weapons inspectors to is...MY PANTS! Cuz baby I've got a big one stowed away there, ready to launch! Ohhhhh yeah!" \n<MegamanX2K>...it's not like he's actually respected to begin with...
bash.org #40376:\n \n<souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches\n<souletr> er\n<souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches\n<souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches
bash.org #40378:\n \n<masttime1> i gotta pee\n<masttime1> brb\n<masttime1> SHIT\n<masttime1> IM SO KILLING MY BROTHER\n<masttime1> he put saran wrap on the toilet\n<masttime1> and i peed all over my foot
bash.org #40380:\n \n<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls.\n<Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday.\n<Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac?\n<Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them.\n<Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks\n<Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive\n<astral> 'usually.'
bash.org #40388:\n \n<[CSI]X-Crispy> bagging groceries is like tetris in real life, I realised
bash.org #40392:\n \n[+Badtz] good sex = the best shit out there\n[@orion] what's the bandwidth requirements?
bash.org #40393:\n \n<oneshadow> hi there, im looking for a guy under 25 to severely and permanently damage my penis, im from ny and will travel, also offering $500 maybe more, lets talk private!!!
bash.org #40416:\n \n<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head
bash.org #40419:\n \n<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd \n<bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs \n<bell-chan> BOOM \n<bell-chan> you see nothing \n<bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried
bash.org #40426:\n \n<Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your testicles, people sweat regardless
bash.org #40430:\n \n(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work\n(matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC\n(matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS"\n(matthardy) and she saw it\n(matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt\n(matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared
bash.org #40437:\n \n* beady husg plastering\n<DC_Sniper> husg?\n<Guilty> I wish I was plastered\n<beady> its like hugs, but hornier\n<kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?.\n<beady> kalypso, yes\n<beady> i hold the leg\n<beady> and hump like a bitch :)\n<kalypso> tmi! tmi!
bash.org #40441:\n \n<@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You\n<@p24t> haha\n<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd...\n<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet
bash.org #40443:\n \n<mdl> i think nec uses aperture grille tubes\n<mdl> and mitsu\n<mdl> yeah\n<AlmtyBob> there ar ea few I believe\n<RevMarcus> afaik nec and mitsumi both do invar shadow mask\n<AlmtyBob> if I wasn't masturbating I'd look on the back of my monitor and tell you
bash.org #40456:\n \n<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother
bash.org #40460:\n \n* SexySam has joined #avision\n<Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :\|\n<SexySam> what's up?\n<CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences.\n<SexySam> thx\n* SexySam has left #avision
bash.org #40461:\n \n<CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life.\n<CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :\|\n<BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator\n<CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one.\n<CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though.\n<CY666> Kind of hard to do...\n<CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII without the view on your controller, holding one side of the thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair.\n<CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.
bash.org #40463:\n \n<Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles. \n<Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger. \n<Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual \n<FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat\n<FlareonAtma> submarine screen window\n<FlareonAtma> iMac\n<Bulbareon> lol
bash.org #40466:\n \n<DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday\n<DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault\n<Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo?\n<DrNick668> nah, fat chick\n<DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin\n<Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away\n<Warkha> or throw food
bash.org #40470:\n \n<billa> rock climbing == need a partner\n<billa> maybe ill just join #gym\n<billa> err\n<billa> join the gym
bash.org #40471:\n \n* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water\n* Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy\n<Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational.\n<Mike> LOL!!!!\n<Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.
bash.org #40473:\n \n<Enrico> do you like your co-workers\n<Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone\n<Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't.\n<Thibster> no I tried\n<Thibster> they respawn
bash.org #40474:\n \n<Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60 million lives?\n<Destrox> you'd get to fuck somone with baby skin to become a hero for earth \n<Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed for her pleasure"\n<Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ass fuck jessepence\n<jessepence> ooooh yeah
bash.org #40475:\n \n<wirm> going to bed in 15 mins\n<wirm> 10\n<wirm> 12\n<wirm> 14\n<wirm> fucking download remain steady\n<wirm> 13
bash.org #40477:\n \n<chris> aaaaah this class never ends\n<chris> i'm bringing headphones next class\n<chris> and a zip dick full of oggs\n<chris> er...\n<chris> zip disk
bash.org #40479:\n \n<Tajar> Just a heads up... I may be gone for a few days\n<Tajar> Hurricane Lili is heading our way\n<Tajar> and they evacuated the town next to us\n<Guildenstern> Back up your harddrive just in case\n<Tajar> Guildy, I'm unplugging it. And I have zip disks of the important stuff\n<Guildenstern> bout 900\n<Kiir> you know you are a computer geek when you have a hurricane headng your way and the first thing you do is backup your harddrive
bash.org #40480:\n \n* DarkScream watched some kid get hit by a car.\n(DarkScream) On his bike too.\n(DarkScream) The front end of the bike exploded, i almost got hit by the shrapenal\n(DarkScream) I woulda helped.. but.\n(DarkScream) I was laughing too hard and stuff.\n(Sklathill) o_o;;\n(DarkScream) I hurt my neck rolling on the ground.\n(Vulpes) I feel less bad about laughing when I read about it, now.\n(DarkScream) Laughing, of course.\n(Riffraff) ...is the kid okay?\n(DarkScream) Of course not.
bash.org #40482:\n \n<j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today ..\n<j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored\n<j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today"\n<j03bl0w> fucking hell.
bash.org #40483:\n \n<daimonic> i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast for about 2 minutes\n<daimonic> stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking at the toaster\n<daimonic> then when it finally was done it gave me some fright\n<daimonic> fuck
bash.org #40484:\n \n<Dude68> I just spent the last 15 minutes talking to an AI bot\n<Homie22m> i think it was like 50 minutes\n<Dude68> shhh.. I'm gonna pretend that it was only 15... so I don't sound lame...
bash.org #40485:\n \n<Tr1v14s3rv314m> 28. tegucigalpa is the capital of ______ ?\n<Rive> wtfux\n<Dr3w529> fuck that.\n<Rive> Later
bash.org #40486:\n \n<Soulfly-> come on simo we all know what u do on those long brisbane to sunshine coast train trips..\n<Soulfly-> YOU THINK ABOUT SEX POSITIONS DONT U?\n<simo> no\n<simo> i wank\n<Croew> oh god\n* Croew has quit IRC
bash.org #40487:\n \n(CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you\n(Sunk) Hrmm..\n(Sunk) I don't.\n(turb0) no\n(Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall.\n(D3KK0N) #bearcave\n(Badtz_brx) what is bash.org?\n(Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe?\n*** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_)\n(Sunk) ROFL\n(turb0) HAhahahahaha\n(Xanor) lol\n(turb0) that was classic\n(madog) omg\n(Val[AWAY]) :)
bash.org #40488:\n \n<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?\n<Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes\ny2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)
bash.org #40489:\n \n<trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why\n<far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs\n<trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home\n<trife> :(\n<trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway\n<far_away-> fuck him\n<HSOK> yeah man\n<HSOK> just go at her!\n<HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"
bash.org #40490:\n \n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> mnajdi@microsoft.aint.nothing.but.a.system-crash.net\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> yeh\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> i work for microsoft\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> oh ok\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> to u know l cracked the windows xp home\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> heh so what\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> many people crack our software\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> do u know the trick\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> once you try and install service pack 1 your ip will be logged and traced\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l work for the tnt2 cracker team\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> we cracked over 40 milon softwares\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> look man\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> we got a ip logging that gives u fake traces\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> microsoft already makes millions from coporate buyers\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> that how we cracked win xp home\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> i already got your IP from IRC\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> @acc6-ppp29.hay.dialup.connect.net.au\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> ok\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l, joking\n<C0ZMIC\|WoRk> i can call your ISP and ask them who you are\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l not evevn useing win xp home\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l,m sorry\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l was only jking\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l got a licesed copy of win98\n<AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me
bash.org #40491:\n \n<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?
bash.org #40492:\n \n<datacide> i just wanted to type shutdown -r now\n<datacide> and what i typed was stfu -r now\n<datacide> and for a moment...it looked as though the damn machine was gonna do soemthing\n<datacide> like a....stfu hidden binary
bash.org #40493:\n \n<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does...\n<Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock.\n<Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too....\n<Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good\n<Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
bash.org #40494:\n \n<Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and girlfriend are stopping by\n<Roman> ...\n<Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?
bash.org #40496:\n \n<Posno> ne 1 h3r3\n<Monk> is there a minimum level of l33tness needed to respond to that?
bash.org #40497:\n \n<TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine or 2 700 watt fag machines.\n<Ouroboros> Whoa.\n<Ouroboros> fag machines?\n<Ouroboros> What do those do?\n<TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the door
bash.org #40498:\n \n<cygnus> in windows\n<cygnus> what it mean\n<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it\n<Sephiroth> means it is shared\n<Sephiroth> across your network\n<cygnus> how did you know that\n<cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something\n<cygnus> like\n<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
bash.org #40499:\n \n<RunNHide> women should be computers - then you could re-configure their mouths to be input-only devices
bash.org #40501:\n \n<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds\n<Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals
bash.org #40502:\n \n<Perryman> my vacuum blows\n<DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they thought their vacuum "blows"
bash.org #40503:\n \n<stat_`> we thought about catching a duck and cocking it :P\n<Spartak> cocking\n<Spartak> you sick fucks\n<stat_`> cooking\n<stat_`> COOKING I SAY
bash.org #40504:\n \n<DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll down further? say top 200 etc\n<datacide> no\n<DamianMor> Thought not\n<maff> top one jillion\n<datacide> take random :-)\n<DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;)\n<McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide what's funny\n<McMoo> you son of a bitch
bash.org #40507:\n \n* Siren changes topic to 'Is it considered oral sex if my pc goes down on me???'
bash.org #40508:\n \n* rabid_si is going AFK.\n* rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK]\n<DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao.\n<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat.\n* because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity\n<because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid\n<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.
bash.org #40510:\n \n<dilema> acronyms make this world a better place\n<AswethinkweServ> lets have an acronym contest\n<Lisa[NY]> stfu
bash.org #40511:\n \n<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.\n<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"\n<avoozl> rofl\n<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
bash.org #40512:\n \n<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts the shit out of the registry...\n<Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel\n<Catalyst> and rundll\n<Catalyst> actually, everything.\n<iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus\n<iMike> commonly called 'windows'
bash.org #40513:\n \n*** Maquiavelo changes the topic to 'If you don't want to have kids, have sex with your sister in law and you'll have nephews'
bash.org #40515:\n \n[BrntToast] #amish can't join channel (you're banned!) <------- they banned me when i asked for the secret as to how a computer runs without electricity :(
bash.org #40516:\n \n<SK> Gift certificate ^_^\n<TehEnemy> heh, yeah.. did that to my sis SK LOL\n<TehEnemy> handed her a Target gift card.. said "Have fun"\n<SK> Was it like, a $10 one? lol\n<TehEnemy> She asked "how much" I said, You'll find out when you check out now won't ya\n<TehEnemy> I think that short circuited her\n<TehEnemy> Cashier: That'll be 149.99, Sis: Here's my card, Cashier: That'll be 159.99
bash.org #40517:\n \n<PureCaneSugar> was watching docmentry on TLC late nite.\n<PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that.\n<dan> what??\n<PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one end...\n<dan> o ya...\n<dan> i remember sheepskin condoms\n<dan> it's like fuking a sheep up the ass and a chick at the same time
bash.org #40518:\n \n<Tamahome> Ryan: "here" being?\n<mdew> .nz of course\n<Tamahome> oh, Europe doesn't count :P\n<mdew> europe?\n<Tamahome> Europe is traditionally a *very slow* gaming market\n<mdew> since when was .nz europe?
bash.org #40519:\n \n<@ant> With something that my hand spends more time on than my dick, I see no reason not to splurge on a mouse.\n<@Scribble> Yeah, but I'd question whether my hand spends more time on my dick or not.\n<@shrav> for me its a matter of which hand\n<@shrav> i usually have one on each
bash.org #40520:\n \n<Nate> i have a big problem suddenly\n<Nate> i just went to scratch myself\n<Nate> had superglue on my hand and didn't realize it\n<Nate> my left hand is now superglued somewhere very bad\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Remember, twisting motions will overstress the glue, hopefully before it overstresses you.\nWeirdo_God_of_Insanity is suddenly GLAD he cannot see Nate right now.\n<Nate> .......\n<Nate> oh god\n<Nate> that hurt..\n<Nate> cccc\n<Nate> cccc\n<Nate> dammit\n<Nate> my fingers now glued to the c key\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Well, that's gotta be an improvement, really.
bash.org #40521:\n \nTAAK24: you gamecube like yes?\ngamecube4789: may i ask who you are?\nTAAK24: i use aim\nTAAK24: i find name in directory\nTAAK24: you know where i get cheap gamecube?\ngamecube4789: how much money do you have?\nTAAK24: no much\ngamecube4789: at least 100 right?\nTAAK24: no :(\nTAAK24: i need save for 3 months for 100 us dollar\nTAAK24: i work at factory during week\nTAAK24: money not good\ngamecube4789: you talk like a baby\ngamecube4789: lol\nTAAK24: my english no good\nTAAK24: why you make fun\nTAAK24: i take this insult\nTAAK24: i get factory friend slit throat\nTAAK24: you no fuck with I!!!\nTAAK24: YOU AMERICAN COCK\nTAAK24: I KILL YOU FUCK\nTAAK24: i ask friendly you make fun\nTAAK24: YOU FUCK\nTAAK24: DIE\ngamecube4789: what? i don't understand what you are saying
bash.org #40522:\n \n<ratsun> damnit i started a smallbox game but nobody came on the field so i exited and now i cant get in\n<ratsun> what to do?\n<super-radish> reboot\n<ratsun> the computer?\n<super-radish> no, i mean take your shoes off and put them back on\n<ratsun> i'm not wearing shoes.....
bash.org #40524:\n \n*** Mode change "+b *!*@24CBE824.816AE85.502C52D6.IP" for channel #s*p by Spazz\n<Spazz> Typo.\n<amishjosh> typo? YOU BANNED HIM!\n<Spazz> b and v, they're right next to each other
bash.org #40525:\n \n<@kikazz> anyone want a copy of Windows 3.1 in Russian?\n<@Nfs> may i ask why you have it?\n<@kikazz> because its 8 megs, and it looked better than the polish version\n<@kikazz> my options were arabic, catalan, czech, danish, finnish, greek, hebrew, hungarian, japanese, korean, norweigan, persian, polish, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese\n<@kikazz> .. no english in there :P\n<@Nfs> hebrew!\n<@kikazz> "shalom, new user"
bash.org #40526:\n \nkrux [~krux@nixhelp-62585.somewhere.dsl-verizon.net] has joined #linux\n<krux> yello\n<krux> dsl is back buah :)\nSignOff krux: #linux (Ping timeout)
bash.org #40527:\n \n-> -#tfc- [notice:#tfc] YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY\n<Spearhead> should i try it? :-P\n<Spearhead> oh here we go\n<Cobrabat> go on tell me what happens\n<Spearhead> nothin\n<Spearhead> :-P\n<VooDoo> press alt and F4 at the same time\n<Spearhead> nothing happens voods :-P\n<Spearhead> does it have to be a capital f?\n<Spearhead> hmmm xp that dont work voods :-P\n<VooDoo> F4 as in the buttons above the numbers\n<Spearhead> ooooh like the F1 Help button?\n<Cobrabat> do you hit F and 4 together?\n<Spearhead> i tried that cob it didnt work\n<Spearhead> unless you have to hold shift as well to make it a capital F\n<VooDoo> like the F1 help button\n<VooDoo> n00bz...
bash.org #40528:\n \n<thcip> Answering Machine: Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'" Beep." "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love"
bash.org #40529:\n \n(Mase): who we playing italinas?\n(DynamoDan): macedonian\n(Mase): where r they from?\n(DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia
bash.org #40530:\n \n<Cid{FYD}> B R to the B\n<Navix{mp3}> Death to Cid for saying: <Cid{FYD}> B R to the B\n* Cid{FYD} has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<Lance> that was easy :P
bash.org #40531:\n \n<Hydric> packing sucks\n<Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated\n<Hydric> hehe\n<zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures\n<zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing
bash.org #40532:\n \n*** cuteone4 has joined #photoshop\n(cuteone4): has anybody in here helped me with a graphic in the last few days?\n(cln): you can be damn sure i havnt\n(cuteone4): UP YOURS CLN\n(cuteone4): i am trying to learn this program\n(cuteone4): stupid layers.\n(cln): wait..\n(cln): youve been in this chan for what? 2 years?\n(cln): and you don't know jack shit about photoshop?\n(cuteone4): i just got the program recently
bash.org #40533:\n \n<Miss^Katie> whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done\n<rachhh> well before i had my first bisexual experience, i was smoking pot, and my boyfriend was licking me out and then he got my dog and my dog was licking me\n<Miss^Katie> what was that like?\n<rachhh> it was really good\n<rachhh> i dont think i would have done it if i knew about it though\n<rachhh> you ever done anything like that?\n<Miss^Katie> ummm not with animals
bash.org #40534:\n \n<jero`> i just had a breakthrough thought. haha.\n<jero`> i was watching irc\n<jero`> and yanno when it comes down to it, it looks like the matrix\n<jero`> like buncha windows open\n<jero`> chat scrolling here.. there\n<jestix> when it comes right down to it\n<jestix> you have to accept one fact.\n<jestix> there IS no irc.
bash.org #40535:\n \n<SilverHorse> so hard to find good playstation isos these days\n<SilverHorse> the sites either no longer exist\n<SilverHorse> or are friggin french\n<SilverHorse> and everyone knows you can't trust the french\n<_van_> you can trust them to give up
bash.org #40556:\n \n<DeathscytheFish> I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one\n<Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you?\n<Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke\n<Amber> Yo mama is so dead...\n<Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book"\n<Brandon64> "Knock knock"  "Who's there"  "Your mom"  "Your mom who?"  ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it?  She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"
bash.org #40559:\n \n<Kevyn> Man, I'd fuck Mary-Kate so hard that Ashley would get pregnant.
bash.org #40564:\n \n<luftmeister> i love the way the chicken nuggets are all the same shape\n<Celestar> so that you need only one instruction manual to swallow them?
bash.org #40565:\n \n<Kaz> Let's tell scary stories!\n<The_Karma_Police> Ok, I'll start.\n<The_Karma_Police> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM!\n<The_Karma_Police> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS!\n<The_Karma_Police> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL!\n<Kaz> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever
bash.org #40570:\n \n(On September 11th)\n<Sigma> shit, there is no way I'm going to a public vigil tonight\n<Sigma> public crying and weeping does nothing for me\n<Sigma> but I know someone will rope me into going\n<Kevyn> Public vigil? Fuck that, I'm going to the strip club.\n<Sigma> Kev: do your patriotic duty\n<Sigma> don't let the terrorists win\n<waffle> Kevyn: everyone has to remember in their own way, BRAVO!\n<Kevyn> Word.\n<Kevyn> I'll build a NEW tower.\n<Kevyn> IN MY PANTS!
bash.org #40572:\n \n<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.\n<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.\n<Kyle> Run for the fucking hills.
bash.org #40577:\n \n<Suparmono> its a dilemma, i dont ask girls out. No, there is only one way to go about this\n<tynka> oerr.. and what's that?\n<Suparmono> NONCONCENTUAL INTERCOURSE\n<Suparmono> except spell consent with an S
bash.org #40582:\n \n<Isengard> the www is BOOOOOORING!\n<Isengard> ah.. no.... there's life in the old dog yet!
bash.org #40584:\n \n<DeathscytheFish> Jessica, i'm not kidding, all the gay people my mom work with were going apeshit over it\n<Kevyn> Why does your mom work with so many gay people?\n<DeathscytheFish> Kevyn, she works at a hospital\n<Kevyn> Oh. AIDS ward?
bash.org #40586:\n \n<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a 20inch "screen"\n<danno> that sounds incredibly useless\n<Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do shit on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make humans LOOK more futuristic.\n<danno> oOOOoh...\n<danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a PDA...\n<Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon\n<Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project stuff on stuff, Id get one :)\n<Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no friends, what the hell would I put on there?\n<danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for?\n<Jermsnap> hmmm... good point\n<Jermsnap> :(
bash.org #40592:\n \n* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<\n<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.
bash.org #40593:\n \n<Poutremos> Win98 / Win98se CD\n<Suparmono> i located dad's copy\n<Suparmono> so you want me to bring it tomorrow?\n<Suparmono> or want me to copy it on to 340 5-1/4" floppy disks?
bash.org #40594:\n \n<Reeve> Every freaking time I ask for a Big Kid's Meal at this one Burger King they give me a Kid's Meal\n<Reeve> WHERE'S THE BIG YOU COCKSUCKERS?!\n<Elmina> The big is in your pants.\n<Reeve> Damn right it is\n<Reeve> But I'd appreciate it if it could also be in my burger once in a while\n<Elmina> Reevey wants to have sex with burgers! :>
bash.org #40606:\n \n<Elmina> IRC politics are exactly like junior high politics, only they make less difference in the real world.
bash.org #40653:\n \n<fredrik> i once slipped while wanking\n<fredrik> hurt my head badly
bash.org #40692:\n \n[ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher \n[ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain stimulation.
bash.org #40716:\n \n<Lina> Women are like cars.. if you want optimal performance, you have to warm them up. :P
bash.org #40725:\n \n<Professor> I got a phone call asking for the Gay Homofag at work today.\n<Professor> Surprisingly, I forwarded it to the right person.
bash.org #40728:\n \n<nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a slur?\n<@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of the animals.
bash.org #40735:\n \n<Ronwe> wtf.. I'm ignoring this commercial on the TV behind me and then it says..\n<Ronwe> "you can beat your beef. OR you can watch Britney Day"\n<Maur> WTF\n<Ronwe> I think I'm going to beat my beef *while* watching Britney Day
bash.org #40743:\n \n<td> i use my webcam as a mirror\n<td> i dont have a mirror\n<td> :\|\n<td> damn i am a geek
bash.org #40750:\n \n<yah-yah> what is CAPS ABUSE?\n<Nyarlathotep-> half of your question
bash.org #40751:\n \n<Lexcanium> Oh, didn't you know? Microsoft buys random domain names and has them point to their main page. It's part of their new marketing strategy of monopolizing the internet, since they con't do so as well with OSs anymore. ;-)
bash.org #40766:\n \n<Cam> its good thing kids don't get all their sex ed from porn flicks, cuz its more difficult to conceive when you always blow your load on her face.
bash.org #40772:\n \n<concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada\n<concordia> long live intifada\n<milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy channel.\n<milez> NOW.\n* FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190\n* concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)
bash.org #40779:\n \n<Chris> DeMonYus!cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to touch a DNS server
bash.org #40787:\n \n<patchmonkey> I want to start a line of sex toys called "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick"
bash.org #40791:\n \n<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
bash.org #40798:\n \n<Phucker> I just tried moving a box on my bed with my mouse\n<Phucker> :/
bash.org #40800:\n \n<Mach17> i haev the firewall up \n<@Curator> firewall, what kind? \n<Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o \n<@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake \n<@Curator> not a firewall \n<Mach17> stfu newb \n<@Curator> ...
bash.org #40803:\n \nDirt Devil351: i found this chic\n\nDirt Devil351: and she likes porn\n\nDirt Devil351: alot\n\nianepson: uh huh\n\nDirt Devil351: shes horny\n\nDirt Devil351: i tell ya\n\nDirt Devil351: dude\n\nDirt Devil351: she was lookin at a porn site\n\nianepson: did she ask ur credit card number and offer a three day trial too?
bash.org #40815:\n \n<PLUR4Life> COUCH\n<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you\n<Evil_Couch> err\n<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?\n<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?\n<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?
bash.org #40821:\n \n<Eusis> "Where's the Anime opening?"\n<KeeperX> between the legs
bash.org #40822:\n \n<Tyger>there's something i dont understand...\n<Tyger>why is it that some people are just plain stupid...?\n<Tyger>i mean... i hate stupid people!\n<Tetley>yeah, its a shame women try and play a role other than sex and dishwasher in the world
bash.org #40826:\n \n<Bateau> how come there's so much illegal kiddy porn on the net but not illegal necro porn?
bash.org #40828:\n \n[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s)\n[@SI-pHluid]: er.\n[@SI-pHluid]: ignore that.\n[@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO\n[@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG\n[@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG\n[@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6\n[@SI-pHluid]: /clear :\|
bash.org #40833:\n \n<Kuros> ya, but your in canada...\n<Error_404> it's colder... but we get to fuck 14 year olds\n<Error_404> so it evens out
bash.org #40840:\n \n<Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods...\n<Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance\n<Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find shit about them on the internet\n<Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips aren't\n<Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...
bash.org #40854:\n \n<ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt road
bash.org #40856:\n \n*** NormDragon has quit IRC (Quit: c:\dos c:\dos\run run\dos\run)
bash.org #40877:\n \n<JynxDaddy> YAY ive finished my Mc Hammer HL model!!\n<Threeboy> im gonna pretend you didn't say that.
bash.org #40897:\n \n<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost 00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00 attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00 open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?"\n<zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before
bash.org #40902:\n \n<surfer> anyone here \n<surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S \n<surfer> whats the command \n<seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.
bash.org #40907:\n \n<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris, and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he chokes on them
bash.org #40911:\n \n@j0hn: haha\n@j0hn: 35 trojans\nj0hn quit (formatting)
bash.org #40914:\n \n* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs\n<mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your script\n<Praetorian> yep :-) ta\n<milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a bit of action?\n<milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum tum  after 1mins 12secs
bash.org #40918:\n \n* Now talking in #chaoslegion\n* Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r \|\| [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s] (nuff said) \| Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
bash.org #40922:\n \n<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up line EVER!:\n"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
bash.org #40924:\n \n<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)\n<batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r\n<Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.\n<Gilthas> Ew.\n<TeichDragon> *shudders*
bash.org #40925:\n \n<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed at me\n<@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal?\n<@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let go of that 60-pound badger"
bash.org #40928:\n \n<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'!\n<dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing\n<dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!"\n<dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word!'
bash.org #40948:\n \n<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://www.bash.org/?7755\n<Mike`away> bash is back up??\n<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
bash.org #40950:\n \n<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
bash.org #40966:\n \n<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\\n<denium> thats why we have #floodhelp\n<Mk> nono\n<Mk> like\n<Mk> weather\n<denium> oh\n<denium> that outside thing?
bash.org #40976:\n \n<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am \n<Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
bash.org #40984:\n \n<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
bash.org #40987:\n \n(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one\n(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
bash.org #41025:\n \n<jc> I have a dream.\n<ailie> I had a dream.\n<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women?\n<ailie> No.\n<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.\n<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
bash.org #41037:\n \n<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life?\n<thecatisold> no\n<thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream\n<thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
bash.org #41064:\n \n<troll> my speakers are off\n<troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D
bash.org #41065:\n \n<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot\n<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head
bash.org #41075:\n \n<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
bash.org #41085:\n \n<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading?\n<Duker900> dalnet?
bash.org #41121:\n \n<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER
bash.org #41122:\n \n<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you're swimming
bash.org #41126:\n \n<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends.  What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely.  Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
bash.org #41139:\n \n<Fang> 2002 will suck.\n<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.\n<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
bash.org #41145:\n \n<Bezzy> i mean scyence\n<Jenna> Science\n<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8\n<Jenna> Your doing fine\n<Bezzy> that's "you're"
bash.org #41147:\n \n* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #bitchx\n<unknown__> i got a prob\n<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?\n<Ven0m-> its day light savings\n<Ven0m-> ROFL
bash.org #41149:\n \n<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented\n<JeremyC> hahaha\n<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya\n<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
bash.org #41152:\n \n<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
bash.org #41169:\n \n<Warwitch> you speak German? :o\n<travelyan> sure i do.\n* Warwitch nods\n<Warwitch> Jawohl!\n<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben\n<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
bash.org #41174:\n \n<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men
bash.org #41175:\n \n<nido> am i on the internet
bash.org #41179:\n \n<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?
bash.org #41183:\n \n<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone
bash.org #41196:\n \n* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the 166, and omitted my dad's accounts\n<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff\n<@Boffbowsh> gone\n<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks\n<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups\n<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup\n<@Cheez> ahh
bash.org #41197:\n \n<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?
bash.org #41202:\n \n--> cue_ball (~que_impor@a66b91n118client144.hawaii.rr.com) has joined #WOPN\n<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they trade books?\n<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me\n<^_sdh_^> book warez heh\n<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?\n<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel for book warez\n<cue_ball> ok thanx
bash.org #41204:\n \n<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on mars right now\n<Islamikaze> yes\n<SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men\n<SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"
bash.org #41206:\n \n<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more\n<badfysh> :P\n<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?\n<elister> dude\n<elister> give it up\n<elister> go to AOL\n<elister> do not pass go\n<jul-> lol\n<badfysh> ok\n*** badfysh has left #seattle\n<elister> LOL!\n<RSV> heh\n<elister> I won!!! \n<jul-> crap that actually works?!?
bash.org #41207:\n \n<MY3K> someone kick my2k.\n* Midknight kicks MY2K\n* MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\n<Midknight> there\n<Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^
bash.org #41211:\n \n<madog> because your a little pee-on\n<madog> who has no pull on this network\n<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined\n* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
bash.org #41213:\n \n<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe
bash.org #41220:\n \n<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid\n<MpTaNk> :\
bash.org #41221:\n \n<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the page I tryed to ctrl+f\n<MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't do it
bash.org #41223:\n \n<cass> 13 year old with the nick \n<cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'\n<suzie> lol\n<crucial-> means she wets the sheets
bash.org #41225:\n \n<Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever\n<Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand\n<Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song to go with it
bash.org #41232:\n \n<poserman>what is considered a long distance girlfriend?\n<poserman>10, 15, 20 hops???
bash.org #41234:\n \n<Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though\n<NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot\n<Sureshot^> yeha apart from that\n<NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN YOU DO
bash.org #41241:\n \n<zig> i remember when i was on AOL and i thought the internet was divided into sections like... GAMES MOVIES SPORTS NEWS
bash.org #41249:\n \n<DiNky> hey guys\n<DiNky> anyone have the black heaven soundtrack?\n<DiNky> anyone?"\n<DiNky> I'm looking for the song they play in the last ep\n<DiNky> ne1?\n<Parak> ack, you used ne1...\n<DiNky> so?\n<Parak> that term is so...20th century\n<Parak> this day and age, we use something like //e\| \|-\|4/3z0rz T\|-\|\|z z0ngz0rz?!$!@!!!111
bash.org #41253:\n \n<Jessica6> I may not be good at languages but I'm a lot better at maths than you two! :P\n<Jessica6> Er....I mean 'you three'
bash.org #41255:\n \n<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years\n* reverb looks at righ hand\n<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes\n* reverb looks at left hand
bash.org #41269:\n \n<Vis> ill open it in notepad, print it\n<Vis> fax it\n<Vis> and you can type it up\n<Vis> and save as .avi
bash.org #41270:\n \n<MiK> dont question me\n<abuse[phone]> about what mik?
bash.org #41289:\n \n* Ethiopian is now away: away eating\n* Ethiopian is now known as Ethiopian_eating
bash.org #41297:\n \n<Kosta> I saw Debra Messing at a resaurant today and we had anal sex in the bathroom.  (only half of the previous statement is true.)\n<AmbushBug> I saw Street Magician David Blaine at Best Buy today, and he bought like six copies of True Romance on DVD (100% of the previous statement is true.)\n<MrFixIt> six copies. . . that's enough for every orifice\n<AmbushBug> I was just watching him, waiting for him to use street magic to steal shit.\n<AmbushBug> I assume it was Christmas shopping.  he got like five copies of ET too, and several iPods.\n<MrFixIt> Should've challenged him to a battle of magic\n<MrFixIt> and then shot him\n<AmbushBug> I was really hoping he was gonna steal shit.\n<AmbushBug> I didn't want to mess up his scam.\n<Kosta> Maybe he did and you couldn't notice\n<Kosta> He's really magical so he might have.\n<AmbushBug> I thought the multiple copies were part of his schtick.\n<AmbushBug> "I see you're going to buy six copies of True Romance, Mr. Blaine."  "Six copies?  OR ONLY ONE?"\n<AmbushBug> "I know this looks like an X-Box... but it is really a single AAA battery!"\n<Kosta> He probably buys multiple copies of movies like that so people on IRC will talk about it and it makes his reputation all freaky, cause WHAT KIND OF FREAK BUYS THAT MUCH TRUE ROMANCE?  Also, Sicilians are spawned from niggers.
bash.org #41298:\n \n<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?\n<Erve> it's Europe side atm
bash.org #41306:\n \n<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss\n<Gobbles> :\|\n<Gobbles> :S\n<ryda> her\n<ryda> lol\n<Vindictive> His???\n<Gobbles> hahhahaha\n<Moose> HIS\n<ryda> whatta bad typo
bash.org #41309:\n \n<Trauma> if shes hot and 12\n<Trauma> ill still fuck her\n<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before\n<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand\n<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls\n<Trauma> they wont know i did it\n<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too
bash.org #41320:\n \n<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)\n<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP\n<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP\n<alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP\n<@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice\n<@DrFurious> i'll be famous\n<leedo> omg lets do a group suicide\n<leedo> they better give us each our own notice though\n<@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in\n<@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure\n<MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud
bash.org #41325:\n \n<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours\n<utahsaint> damn dood what happened?\n<utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof
bash.org #41326:\n \n<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost
bash.org #41331:\n \n<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online\n<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?
bash.org #41333:\n \n(Pete767ca) @find futurama\n(Pete767ca) !help\n(Pete767ca) !helpserve\n(Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online?\n(iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01\nquit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca) (accept futurama ep 01)
bash.org #41335:\n \n<surfer_girl> hi\n<negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it\n<surfer_girl> asl plz\n<negativepositive> that just drives it home
bash.org #41338:\n \n<Heather21> hi\n<negativepositive> who are you?\n<Heather21> just a wife home alone\n<Heather21> hubby is out\n<negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more
bash.org #41407:\n \n<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.
bash.org #41417:\n \n<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days\n<Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies... \n<@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o
bash.org #41448:\n \n<@Goshin> thereslike \n<@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar
bash.org #41470:\n \n<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible\n<orion> someone explain please\n<timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2?\n<Duker900> natural selection in your operating system!\n<timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer\n<timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch\n<timmo> and it would be like\n<timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH\n<timmo> and delete your shit
bash.org #41475:\n \n(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise\n(jonathans) when i hit it\n(jonathans) it will go "COW"\n(orion) cows go moo
bash.org #41511:\n \n<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass\n<notmewse> oh shit wrong window
bash.org #41518:\n \n<prozac420> 9\n<prozac420> oops\n<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels\n<Kimaroo> lol...............\n<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie
bash.org #41519:\n \n<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE\n<ChanServ> MMB: No.\n<MMB> !8ball do you know who is?\n<ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.\n<Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it?\n<ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.\n<Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you?\n<ChanServ> Ant-: Yes.
bash.org #41520:\n \n< DGonzo> hmm\n< DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here\n< DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub\n<@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped\n<@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like
bash.org #41531:\n \n<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go\n<Glitch> lol, of what?\n<tharok> u timing your wanking again pb?
bash.org #41532:\n \n* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in\n<Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in.
bash.org #41536:\n \n<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis" \n<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem...\n<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if \n<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day \n<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps" \n<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P\n* Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes\n<Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown\n<toe2toe> im crying on the inside.
bash.org #41544:\n \n<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV\n<jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!!
bash.org #41545:\n \n* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout\n* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout\n<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995\n<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro\n<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles\n* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo\n<Orroni> now that's disturbing...
bash.org #41552:\n \n<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me.
bash.org #41555:\n \n--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #somethingawful)\n<Hee-La> score\n<SteamedHams> i was about to nigger\n<Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering\n<SteamedHams> but it might blackfire
bash.org #41557:\n \n<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow\n<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp
bash.org #41561:\n \n<Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun.
bash.org #41567:\n \n<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang\n<zat> hah\n<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it\n<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...\n<Kris> gee, thanks KK\n<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...\n<KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off
bash.org #41592:\n \n<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think \n<Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis \n<evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid
bash.org #41599:\n \n<Tony> I challenge you to a duel. \n<Tony> Penises, at dawn. \n<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair
bash.org #41606:\n \n<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out
bash.org #41607:\n \n<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2
bash.org #41614:\n \n<MrMortisland> I know emo \n<MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee
bash.org #41615:\n \n<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@ \n<ecs> i love that show.
bash.org #41622:\n \n<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know? \n<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull. \n<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth \n<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed \n<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding \n<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis \n<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole?
bash.org #41628:\n \n* hipnotoad tastes victory \n<Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl
bash.org #41633:\n \n<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins
bash.org #41649:\n \n<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life. \n<Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis \n<Samus> no death for me \n<Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach \n<Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit
bash.org #41652:\n \n<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian
bash.org #41657:\n \n<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid.
bash.org #41658:\n \n<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you.
bash.org #41668:\n \n<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa \n<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.
bash.org #41678:\n \n<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs.\n<@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one.\n<@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed!\n<@r3v\|ShenL0ng-P-> lol\n<@r3v\|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog\n<@dev> It might have been a baby.\n<@r3v\|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus\n<@dev> I left it alone.\n<@dev> :o
bash.org #41699:\n \n<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw\n<Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.
bash.org #41701:\n \n<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any\n<Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O\n<Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers
bash.org #41703:\n \n<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today\n<egg> how many sheep do you have now?
bash.org #41707:\n \nFlaritter: "hit it" is an american term\nDrSpaZZo: Yes\nFlaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"\nDrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing\nFlaritter: AND SO FORTH\nDrSpaZZo: Like\nFlaritter: ?\nDrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'
bash.org #41713:\n \n<Mr_Rabies> Spyware is Jewish\n<'Wraith> I take offense to that\n<Mr_Rabies> well spyware doesnt eat beef\n<SKnight> technically, spyware doesnt believe in Jesus either :
bash.org #41722:\n \n* }Phoenix{ has joined #haxxors\n<}Phoenix{> Hey, everybody type in /beep 31337 if you wanna be super-leet\n<@Tyreal> Dont do it\n<jackle> /beep 31337\n<redwing> /beep 31337\n<GangstaUO> /beep 31337\n<jackle> gah!!!
bash.org #41724:\n \n<spiteful> the one day rule is when i get to "chill" with you because it only takes a day for you to get a new guy...\n<S4L3M> you're such a lamer\n<S4L3M> could you tell your brother i can't come on wednesday?\n<spiteful> i could... *couch*onedayrule*cough*\n<S4L3M> or i could just call him instead and tell him myself and ignore that last little attempt at blackmail\n* S4L3M smacks you in the back of the head\n<S4L3M> *THUNK* idiot
bash.org #41726:\n \n<fuzzwad> theres like that one kid in every state that goes to best buy JUST to destroy the controller\n<fuzzwad> you know the one that smells funny and follows you around\n<fuzzwad> STARING at you...\n<fuzzwad> I WANT TO SQUEEZE A LEMON IN THAT KID'S EYE\n<Lazz> wow\n<Lazz> how can you fit a lemon in an eye?\n<fuzzwad> ILL FIND OUT!!!
bash.org #41736:\n \n<Lisa_W> ah, vevery woman's fantasy, 1,000,000s of mindless drones doing what she says....and they call her queen\n<Lisa_W> but we'll only want the one that acts like a jerk lol
bash.org #41741:\n \n<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay\n<territory> lol\n<territory> ur selling ur mom?
bash.org #41743:\n \n<+aisha-fan> dude\n<+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I\n<+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet\n<@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.
bash.org #41752:\n \n<Endura> Man, don't you just hate it when you are with your parents in front of important people and all of the sudden...you're hard and it won't go down?
bash.org #41754:\n \n<Nark> anyone ever put a hole in your bed matress then, grease it up alot, then stick your joint inside and begine to thust? And then your shit got tangled in a spring and all of a sudden you realize that this was a REALLY fucking bad idea?
bash.org #41756:\n \n<citrus-> hehe, some guy called me a few weeks ago, asking if I would like more TV channels to watch. (Obviously selling some cable stuff) so I said 'Yes I would' and hung up
bash.org #41757:\n \n<Arno> damn 23 meg avi\n<Arno> and it's not even pr0n \n<ANSi5> then why waste your time? :P
bash.org #41771:\n \n<naga> 'dixy normus' won for class princess this year at our school\n<naga> at the assembly, they called her name, but she didn't come down to take the prize\n<naga> took 'em 5 minutes to figure it out\n<parnbl00d> sounds sexual.\n<parnbl00d> was she absent or somethin?
bash.org #41779:\n \n<[mN]Cracker> cept my smelly grandparents are in the kitchen\n<[mN]Cracker> AND THEY SMELL SO BAD\n<[mN]Cracker> THEY SMELL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY\n<[mN]Cracker> gawd
bash.org #41781:\n \n<NoAzRk> So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared peanut butter and has the dog lapping.\n<Argmyeye> sick! what did you do?\n<NoAzRk> I made a fucking pb&j when she was done. I was hungry.
bash.org #41784:\n \n<Y2Jesus> [Clone Scanning: #pokebattle]\n<Y2Jesus> 6 Match(es) Found\n<Y2Jesus> LavosPhoenix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> red13n: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> MrTest: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> Platinum: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> SirChris: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> Xantrix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com\n<Y2Jesus> [End of Clone Scan for: #pokebattle]
bash.org #41787:\n \n*** Joins: Pan`Da` (~WIN@p58-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz)\n<Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.\n<JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window?\n<Pan`Da`> WTF??
bash.org #41789:\n \n* Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod?\n<nica> maybe it's not interested?\n<William> :^D\n<nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;)\n<Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac?\n<nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?"\n<William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl?\n<nica> =D\n* Fireball grumbles... perverts
bash.org #41797:\n \n<danicgross> hacking is very complex\n<@Frakes> really?\n<danicgross> do u hack\n<@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need?\n<danicgross> well\n<danicgross> a computer\n<danicgross> internet\n<@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those\n<danicgross> and skill\n<@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter\n<TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you\n<danicgross> are u tempting me\n<TheLurker> no\n<danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou\n<TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what\n<TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d\n<TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in the root\n<danicgross> just a sec\n* TheLurker drums his fingers\n* @Frakes accompanies with the triangle\n<TheLurker> look, just give up\n<TheLurker> you obviously suck at this\n<TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from your own penis?
bash.org #41801:\n \n<zerg> if you ever got pregnant would you get an abortion?\n<S4L3M> no\n<zerg> adoption?\n<S4L3M> no\n<zerg> keep it?\n<S4L3M> of course!! i prefer to know my spawns so i can bestow upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge...\n<S4L3M> how else will i ever rule the world? fool.
bash.org #41803:\n \n<Fozie> XIRWW.\n<Fozie> XJEE.\n* harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities\n* Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure\n<harm> i got owned yet again :(\n<harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me \n* harm has quit IRC\n* harm has joined #Proghouse\n<harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars\n<Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide
bash.org #41814:\n \n<WillaCuz> i dont wanna ride solo though\n<pagan> ya batman aint shit w/o robin :(\n<pagan> just another nigga in an expensive car\n<WillaCuz> yup
bash.org #41820:\n \n<jonathans> i want to raise goats.\n<@Neutral-> <3 goats and their tendency to push backwards when on the edge of a cliff\n<synth3tic> So I guess you know why you put a goat on the endge of a cliff when you fuck it\n<synth3tic> ....so he pushes back\n<jonathans> 'he'\n<synth3tic> yes.. 'he'\n<@Neutral-> Position cock strategically\n<@Neutral-> And wait for the push.
bash.org #41821:\n \n<spritegoddess> I had some kid call me up at work today\n<spritegoddess> (I work at TRU)\n<spritegoddess> asking me for help in Vice City\n<spritegoddess> and he sounded like he was maybe...10\n<spritegoddess> I don't know why he was calling the place where he bought the game for in-game help\n<Mank> Probably because his mom told him to, sprite.\n<spritegoddess> "It's ok sweetie, ask the nice toys 'r us lady about the prostitutes"
bash.org #41822:\n \n<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other people retarded =P
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bash.org #41825:\n \n<mh_> str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all stfu on me\n<mh_> wtf? 4 nothin at all\n* harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations Explicator\n<mh_> gtof\n* harm consults harder
bash.org #41845:\n \n<dyno> Anyone ever gotten the error "Network Cable Unplugged" ?\n<kash[]> yea it means your network cable is unpluged\n<dyno> at first I thought it was because of an IRQ setting, but we fixed that.. and I am still getting that error.
bash.org #41851:\n \n*** joet (~joet@ilm25-44-179.ec.rr.com) has joined #javascript\n<joet> hey\n<Object> hey joe\n<yossarian> where you going with that gun of yours?\n<yossarian> hey joe, i heard you shot your woman down\n<[Roosta]> shot her down to the ground?\n<joet> umm huh?\n<impatient> hey joe, where you gonna run to now?\n<joet> I think you have me mistakened with somone else
bash.org #41855:\n \n* +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the media\n<@quip> :D\n<+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc\n<@FrozenFood> lol
bash.org #41882:\n \n<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?
bash.org #41884:\n \n<Wayne-aw> 99.9% of the time, the problem lies between the keyboard and the chair.
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bash.org #41895:\n \n<0oyeaho0> Hey, i have a new boyfriend.  hes so dreamy, and i'm so in love with him.  Hes so nice and sweet.  I just adore him.  I feel like ive known him forever.\n<oaklandfoo1> where's he from?\n<0oyeaho0> uh, im not sure.
bash.org #41903:\n \n<Denium> cassy do you mind if i delegate something to ya?\n<Cassy> as long as i can do it in the morning ....i'm totally dead .....had a gig earlier tonight and i'm like a zombie lol\n<Denium> wow\n<Denium> i only do like 500mb/day\n<Denium> at most\n<Cassy> a SHOW\n<Denium> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\n<Cassy> you know ....play music!?
bash.org #41922:\n \n<TNK> sweden is the most wasted land in the world- so many beautiful girls, and because it's cold there they wear too many clothes =]
bash.org #41949:\n \n<Nago> JESUS IS A COOL GUY! I BET HE LIKED PORNO! \n<Pete> I bet he liked bondage \n<Pete> took it too seriousley one day though....
bash.org #41955:\n \n<Nago> i saw this sticker\n<Nago> that said\n<Nago> Got Jesus?\n<Nago> and i was thinking\n<Nago> got milk? i want a glass of jesus.\n<Nago> Jesus h. christ.\n<Nago> id like a glass of that.\n<Venoman> frothy warm glass-o-christ
bash.org #41958:\n \n<@BloodNose> ooh, I could be getting cable in the next 2 months-ish\n<@BloodNose> :D:DD\n<@BloodNose> what's that WB  of blender's that makes some reference to me getting cable, can anyone remember?\n<@BloodNose> it's like "the day blood gets cable, I'll <something something>"\n<@sevr> "quit sucking cock"\n<@sevr> keep in mind tho he never thought you'd get cable :/
bash.org #41967:\n \n<Z> Long ago there were 2 kinds of cave men. The ones who hunted and slept with the women, producing strong children. The others hid alone in their part of the forest and made love to crude holes they carved in trees.. The hunters evolved into normal functioning adults of modern civilization. The others became linux users.
bash.org #41968:\n \n<qwerty> that girl told me its a sin to wank\n<qwerty> and i deleted like 200 megs of pr0n :(\n<xor\|shabl> !@$N$:@NK$!K!@N\n<Wanderer> muahahaha\n<Kristoph> tell her you want to sin all over her face :D
bash.org #41974:\n \n<Ramza> there's this wierd kid watching everything that I type sitting beside me\n<Ramza> yes you\n<Ramza> I don't see anyone else\n<Ramza> go away obviously I don't want you to do this
bash.org #42009:\n \n<cheesewad> I want to take nunchuck lessons so when I go to jail I can bust out with the soap on a roap and beat up all those ass fuckers.\n<Allen4> What are you going to jail for?\n<cheesewad> stealing soap on a rope.
bash.org #42020:\n \n<roman> skitzo, dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on the floor .. on my back, trying to see my asshole.. and i was sucking air in with my asshole.. and farting it out.. when my brother walked in on me.. and i lost control of my stomach and a fucking turd popped out and landed on my chest
bash.org #42025:\n \n<DaGGeR> When you talk to a woman about sex it's sexual harassment but when they talk to you about sex it's $2.99 a minute =)
bash.org #42033:\n \n<AutistiCat> Anyone know how to get a halogen light bulb to fit into a halogen lamp thing?\n<Ochopatas> Push on it\n<AutistiCat> It has two little things sticking out and they won't go in...\n<AutistiCat> If I push any harder it'll break before it goes in.\n<Sensi> you slide it in and rotate the light. it should lock in\n<AutistiCat> It won't slide in. It's like the holes are too small.\n<Squinky> Wait until it passes adolescence.
bash.org #42034:\n \n<Ih8tjon> throwing a match into like, a BUCKET of gasoline won't do anything.\n<Ih8tjon> cause, you know, the liquid will actually put it out before it can burn stuff.\n<marek> m'am, i've just informed the good people at the Darwin Awards. They promised me they'd keep an eye on you.
bash.org #42037:\n \n<Arno^QS> Intel Inside: The world's most widely distributed warning label
bash.org #42056:\n \n*** ROFOL is now known as AOLROCKS\n<AOLROCKS> What a surprise\n<AOLROCKS> Not taken
bash.org #42060:\n \n<ThelegendarySCM> me and my buds lit a car on fire once- kinda by accident\n<ThelegendarySCM> but it was fun to watch the gas tank blow up.\n<Artanis> lol\n<Artanis> :-)  where did this happen?\n<ThelegendarySCM> we were out playing pranks on one of our friends when we saw our principles's car- he was a TOTAL ass, and we all hated him. Was a drop top, and the dude left the top open. We climbed n and started fucking with the car, when somehow the cifggarette lighter wnt itm goit red hot, fell out and lit the floormats ablaze\n<ThelegendarySCM> Never ran so fast from anything in my life. After we got about 2 miles away we turned just in time to see the gas tank go.\n<Artanis> hahahhahaaha\n<Artanis> and uhh, you never got caught?\n<ThelegendarySCM> nope. No one saw us(for some wierd reason)\n<Artanis> lol\n<ThelegendarySCM> Man, that dude was HEATED the day after at school. He dragged us all into the auditorium and we spent 6 hours there. I mean the whole school, in a crowded auditorium, and he wouldnt lets us leave until someone confessed. No one did, and when school did end the superintendent was waiting for the principal. He was promptly fired for keepoing us in that room for 6 hours.\n<ThelegendarySCM> Talk about insult after injury.
bash.org #42062:\n \n<Rangsk> I still remember trying to read from a floppy in dos... with no floppy in\n<Rangsk> I was always too scared to press "fail" cause I thought it would ruin my floppy drive\n<Artanis> lol\n<Rangsk> so I had to scramble for a floppy\n<Veldhar[GD]> lol\n<Rangsk> then type a\n<Veldhar[GD]> reminds me of one of my friends, a LONG time ago, when he knew nothing at comps or so, rebooted his comp each time he wanted to go back at C:> because he didn't knew "cd .."
bash.org #42064:\n \n<MechaDragonX> it's a time of akwardness for everyone\n<MechaDragonX> not yet and adult but not a child\n<MechaDragonX> you all got things to work out within yourselves and it is confusing as hell\n<MechaDragonX> everyone has to do it\n<MechaDragonX> besides\n<MechaDragonX> any kind of relationship has complications\n<MechaDragonX> humans are idiosyncratic by nature\n* MechaDragonX rereads what he justwrote and realizes it sounds like a Britney Spears song\n* MechaDragonX shoots himself\n* MechaDragonX relaizes he doens't have a gun and just tried to kill himself with a ham sandwhich
bash.org #42066:\n \n<Artanis> ok, nobody ever told me when its better to use static memory\n<Artanis> thats why i do everything w/ pointers\n<Artanis> :-/\n<Goomba> everything???\n<Veldhar[GD]> everything??!\n<Veldhar[GD]> heh, don't tell me\n<Veldhar[GD]> you do horrible things like\n<Veldhar[GD]> int *i = new int[1];\n<Veldhar[GD]> for (*i=0; ahhhhhhhhhhhhh can't continue writing\n<Veldhar[GD]> too awful\n<Veldhar[GD]> my fingers are burning\n<Veldhar[GD]> my eyes are bleeding\n<Veldhar[GD]> agoonnnnnnnny\n* Veldhar[GD] dies
bash.org #42089:\n \n<heheheoppsomglolz133t> ok if you're going to hunt fellow dorm members to feed on, would you get a girl, fuck her then eat her?  My friend wouldn't b/c he'd feel like she'd be tainted\n<lrrl> Gotta add the cream  filling\n<lrrl> everyone knows that\n<XX01XX> I don't think I'd be comfortable with having sex with something I planned on eating\n<lrrl> XX01XX trust me it tastes better that way\n<XX01XX> it's a perversion of the predator-prey relationship\n<XX01XX> either be a sexual predator or a regular one.\n<XX01XX> or at least wait 45 minutes between roles\n<lrrl> how about 31 and you kill them first?\n<XX01XX> oh... well, if they're already dead, that's different... then you're just tenderizing the meat\n<lrrl> now you tell me....solves all my problems then\n<heheheoppsomglolz133t> he won't even do it with a condom, says the smell would taint it\n<XX01XX> (nonoxynol-9 on your steak)--\n<XX01XX> if it's dead you don't even have to use the vagina... there are probably other newly created holes to be used
bash.org #42094:\n \n<cursedgenie> damn it i have pins and needles in my foot\n<Draco889> wtf did you put them in there for?
bash.org #42095:\n \n<Draco889> Chickengod got caught masturbating in school\n<Cunnilingus> in his class ?\n<Draco889> not sure\n<Cunnilingus> bah\n<Zim[School]> :)\n<Draco889> its not easy i can tell you that\n<Draco889> wait\n<Draco889> nm\n<Cunnilingus> maybe he just masturbated in the toilets\n<Draco889> i wonder how he fit bolth feet in
bash.org #42100:\n \n<namesis> HELLO GUYS SPEAK ME ASS HOLES PLEASE AND FAST OR I LEAVE
bash.org #42105:\n \n<Orion> Among the impressive range of Durex products you'll find are three new exciting condoms - Sensation, Close Fit and Classic.\n<Orion> oh goody, three NEW EXCITING condoms\n<goldberg> put them all on at once\n<goldberg> you get a classic close fit sensation
bash.org #42109:\n \n<sumluzr> anime is part of a japanese conspiracy to lower the collective intelligence of america!\n<sumluzr> um... never mind, it can;'t get anuy lower ;)
bash.org #42110:\n \n<@MudBlud> man i love signing upto vBulletin forums, when its ur bday they email u and it makes you feel like you have friends
bash.org #42116:\n \n[orion] my knife just beeped like a cellphone when i touched it\n[orion] time to lay off the booze\n[orion] it was three electronical tones\n[orion] it went\n[orion] bo BO BOOP\n[cmplx] don't answer it.
bash.org #42117:\n \n<cuebol> very disturbing when she screams LOL LOL LOL in bed :~(
bash.org #42118:\n \n<ThaiLand> what time is it ?\n<@nimper> tool time\n<ThaiLand> thx
bash.org #42119:\n \n<weechee> <--- is now 7.5 months preggers member?\n<ThndrWolf> awwwww suck. How'd that happen?
bash.org #42120:\n \n<@cbf> i was going to bash.org\n<@cbf> theres none pending\n<BenZor> omg omg omg \n<BenZor> submit somethign
bash.org #42121:\n \n<SteamedHams> what's that euphemism for getting really good head?\n<SteamedHams> chumming the bung?
bash.org #42122:\n \n<cian> I'm gonna call you and hit on your wife\n<Nictathan> dude\n<Nictathan> I'm divorced\n<Nictathan> go for it
bash.org #42127:\n \n<InvisableGuy> you cant get drunk at my place no more\n<dope^fish> aw why not?\n<InvisableGuy> remember last time? you broke my fucking couch\n<dope^fish> hehe shame :) i owned ur couch :0\n<InvisableGuy> wel, i owned it, but u broke it.
bash.org #42150:\n \n<Brentai> "Quake traps children in Italy school, 3 die"  Something needs to be done about those violent video games!
bash.org #42159:\n \n<patches> I like pussy better than drugs \n<patches> I've never heard of an OD off pussy \n<octane--> its called A CHILD
bash.org #42196:\n \n<DVS01> i read about some unix server dying every night\n<DVS01> so the techs stayed overnite drinking coffee to see why it dies every nite\n<DVS01> then they see the maid come in, unplug the server, plug in the vacuum, vacuum the floor, replug the server and leave.
bash.org #42204:\n \n<@sequence> linux has its place\n<@sequence> if nothing else, it keeps the morons out of *BSD\n[S+Z] CTCP VERSION reply from sequence: ircII EPIC4-0.9.2-ssl Linux 2.2.16-3 - Accept no limitations.
bash.org #42211:\n \n<Kevyn> Frogs always get sucked up into our pool filter, and if you go out to the shed you can see them flying around inside the filter. The suction usually turns them inside out. It's pretty gross.
bash.org #42221:\n \n<@jestuh> i was like "i'm never going to get used to getting SHOT AT"\n* Quits: jestuh (Connection reset by peer)\n* Joins: jestuh\n<@jestuh> what was last line you got before disconnect?\n<@_ace> <jestuh> anal sex used to hurt at first, but i learned how to relax my muscles
bash.org #42241:\n \n<Darf> hendrix = god\n<WwW> name somthing good hendrix has done the past.. ehmm.. 5 years
bash.org #42247:\n \n* ArSa is not a scsi expert :\\n* slurpee was a scsi expert until they came out with 134533109 flavors of it\nslurpee: like ULTRA 2 WIDE MEGA XL ALPHA STREET FIGHTER SCSI
bash.org #42256:\n \n<[Frank]> -=- Frank's Radio -=- 166.90.143.148:17714 -=- Now Playing: Terra Branford Theme - Piano STYLE! :D -=- Always Taking Requests!\n<`Frieza> i request you go get hit by a car
bash.org #42262:\n \n<parnbl00d> I've been questioning my sexuality for a while, but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna come out with it to them\n<naga> parn: go to goatse.cx\n* parnbl00d goes\n<parnbl00d> thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20 years\n<naga> no problem
bash.org #42266:\n \n<Hardlined> badtz just the man I wanted to see\n<Badtz> I didn't do it
bash.org #42283:\n \n<draxx> my friend has an mirc script that will delete any channel\n<draxx> or server\n<draxx> ive been trying to get it\n<draxx> from him\n<XenoWolf> lol\n<XenoWolf> you cant delete channels..\n<draxx> oh yah\n<draxx> you dont understand\n<draxx> this kids a hardcore
bash.org #42288:\n \n<wishkah> what is is with white fucken vehicles and crimes\n<Ram\|work> dunno\n<wishkah> oj\n<wishkah> sniper\n<wishkah> bangbus\n<Ram\|work> AHAHAHAH
bash.org #42291:\n \n<hitman> I need a girl that doesn't drink\n<RageFury> hitman: Then how the hell are you gonna slip her that rufie?  On her juicy juice box?
bash.org #42294:\n \nChris: im looking at the stileporn popup\nChris: and this girl looks like my sister =/\nPropain: Hrmmm\nPropain: Bet yer beating off to it right now\nChris: yeah =/\nChris: well, its not REALLY her\nPropain: lol
bash.org #42321:\n \n<inv694102> HELP I GOT A VIRUS\n<LZ> what does it do?\n<inv694102> I WAS TYPING IN MSDOS EDIT AND IT EATES WHAT I TYPED BEFORE\n<LZ> hmmm\n<LZ> maybe you got insert key pressed?\n<inv694102> O.....\n<inv694102> WAS THAT. THANKS\n<LZ> lol...
bash.org #42325:\n \n< avoozl> what port did i need again for dns\n< avoozl> its not 'domain' is it?\n< rigel> 53\n< rigel> both udp and tcp\n< avoozl> hm i have those\n< avoozl> thats odd\n< rigel> clippy says: "I see you need some network help! Would you like me to: * search the help files for 'dns setup', * open internet  explorer to msdn.microsoft.com"
bash.org #42327:\n \n<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?\n<Massive_Potato> virginia\n<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read that as 'vagina'
bash.org #42331:\n \n<Dezzy> actually i was looking for girlie porn for my boyfriend\n<Beerman> you're a girlie\n<Beerman> you can MAKE girlie porn!\n<Dezzy> hm.... true...
bash.org #42347:\n \n<sayza> Bug: Popup menus appear in strange places\n<sayza> Resolution: Turn off "smart window placement"
bash.org #42348:\n \n<piro> well, irc is the realm of dictatorships, not democracy
bash.org #42349:\n \n<HentaiZonga> MY LIFE IS A CROTCH!!!
bash.org #42357:\n \n<Daedalus> Film noir cereal..."Without thinking, I crammed that deadly sliver of metal carrying the city's most infamous breakfast food into my maw. The tiny flakes snapped and popped, like the fingers of a mob snitch after they found 'im. It wasn't good cereal. But it was better than a gut fulla led."
bash.org #42359:\n \n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I like my terror-inducing weapons of mass destruction to have practical combat uses as well.
bash.org #42363:\n \n<Sorrow> DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH SKIRTS!
bash.org #42372:\n \n<PropWash> I really was hoping I could be 'special enough' for an exception..but alas..im full of myself ;>\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I'm full of many things.\n<Karnophage> Like a Pinata\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Very close, actually.\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Except I'm not surrounded by little kids with bludgeons, hoping to consume my innards.\n<PropWash> quick, gimmie a stick\n<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> GET AWAY FROM MY ENTRAILS!!!
bash.org #42376:\n \n<Daedalus> But you cannot, however, suck human excrement out of spaghetti, no matter how hard you try.
bash.org #42381:\n \n<decoder> can somebody turn of this heavy lag?
bash.org #42382:\n \n<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength\n<Supachikn> or at least frequency\n<Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never collide!\n<Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be fuckin lazer beams!\n<Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3\n<Demigoat> I <3 supa\n<Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi
bash.org #42383:\n \n<Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow\n<Demigoat> yeah\n<Demigoat> so you can look at the sand\n<Demigoat> and go\n<Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"
bash.org #42384:\n \n<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately\n<Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days\n<Supachikn> :(\n<Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star\n<Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"
bash.org #42385:\n \n<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan\n<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs\n<Supachikn> and anime\n<Supachikn> and hot chicks\n<Supachikn> and rally cars\n<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles\n<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!
bash.org #42386:\n \n(nark): under age girls in pvc... sigh\n(nark): only in japan
bash.org #42388:\n \n<ZeroHour> that NYLUG looked decent\n<ZeroHour> if we did a Mississippi LUG\n<ZeroHour> it would be a buncha grungy ass rednecks\n<ZeroHour> with ghetoo laptops and paintless rides\n<ZeroHour> rides where the paint peeled off\n<ZeroHour> rides with different colors on each panel of the body of the vehicle
bash.org #42390:\n \nThainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc.\nThainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime"\nThainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid"\nThainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie"\nThainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?"\nThainthallas: "yes, yes she does"\nThainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city"\nThainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?"\nThainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous\nThainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"
bash.org #42391:\n \n<@Phillip> so\n<@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me\n<@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D)\n<@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to\n<@Phillip> p is pi\n<@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk\n<@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is
bash.org #42395:\n \n<][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long time\n<Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY???\n<][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr\n<Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a lifetime supply of pure LSD acid!\n<Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the spinal cord!\n<][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p\n<Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED!\n<][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you\n<Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...
bash.org #42402:\n \n<Enderski> redheads are nuts\n<Badtz> I like my girls nuts
bash.org #42403:\n \n<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.\n<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind.  Really.  With all the squinting.
bash.org #42404:\n \n<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is\n<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es\n<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium
bash.org #42408:\n \n<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you?\n<simon-> TML, yes, why?\n<TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of\n'TML->wife'\n<octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P\n<TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML
bash.org #42433:\n \n<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!\n<Wevah> SMALL\n<Wevah> MEDIUM\n<Wevah> LARGE\n<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE
bash.org #42440:\n \n<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop\n<plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet
bash.org #42453:\n \n<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today\n<aurikan> how considerate of them\n<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
bash.org #42465:\n \n<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.\n<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???\n<@Cheez> you gay or something?\n<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable\n<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?\n<@Porn-Star> of course!\n<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird\n<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
bash.org #42496:\n \nWhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
bash.org #42544:\n \n<Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is oblivious to it.\n<Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.
bash.org #42549:\n \nJesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do\nFinque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one
bash.org #42550:\n \n<RahRaH> hey theres an idea\n<RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of the keys black
bash.org #42551:\n \n*** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere\n(Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK\n*** Renegade_R (renegade_@24.101.100.99) has joined #help\n(Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work\n(Renegade_R): what?
bash.org #42565:\n \n<Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw foreign chicks
bash.org #42573:\n \n<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to protect my Domain Name. \n<FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^ \n<Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain \n<Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen \n<Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back
bash.org #42586:\n \n<Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:\n<Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're not.\n<Codek> But you only have the one ass.
bash.org #42587:\n \n<RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and my dad goes in. I go "Watch this"\n<RushMore> guess what he said\n<RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"
bash.org #42594:\n \n<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE CHEDDAR CAVES ?\n<@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@\n<+CapeTownJunk> mendips\n<@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.\n<+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name\n<SuperFlea> what?\n<+SuperFlea> mine?\n<+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips\n<+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping them in semen
bash.org #42597:\n \n<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org\n<Supachikn> FAMOURS\n<Supachikn> err\n<Supachikn> famous\n<Supachikn> ILLITERATE
bash.org #42598:\n \n<Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday\n<Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd, *talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd\n<Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in buying\n<Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are on it so i can download them\n<Aussiedog> she was so pissed
bash.org #42599:\n \n(Circastes) hmm\n(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider\n(Circastes) but i just jacked off\n(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
bash.org #42600:\n \n(cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one sentence\n(cow) it was pretty much\n(cow) i want cock\n(cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that
bash.org #42602:\n \n--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris\n<Bigchris> damn i hate this weather\n<Bigchris> cant get it up
bash.org #42606:\n \n<Rossell1> weird thing happened last night\n<Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC\n<Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes\n<ASk> potatoes\n<Winquman> potatoes\n<Rossell1> :/\n<Phobius> Tomato
bash.org #42607:\n \n<@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been 'away' for a fair while
bash.org #42625:\n \n*** Quits: Noirgrim (I sold my kids for cheese)
bash.org #42626:\n \n<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming... hrrrrrghhhh\n<ashen\|nekogirl> O.O\n* ashen\|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud\n<CapnCloud> XD\n<ashen\|nekogirl> >.o\n<plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty
bash.org #42629:\n \n<Nagosaki>   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/."\n<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'\n<Nagosaki> sorry\n<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
bash.org #42636:\n \n<gleep> Damn.  The internet must be screwed up.\n<gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.
bash.org #42643:\n \n*** WFTP-Stats has entered[#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]\n<WFTP-Stats> sux my dick\n*** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users]\n*** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]\n<WFTP-Stats> losers\n*** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users]\n<Loman> weeeee\n*** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]\n<WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards\n*** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users]\n*** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]\n<WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry\n<WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz
bash.org #42648:\n \n<SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string\n<SeXaH> oh hrmz \n<SeXaH> that looks bad\n<SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar
bash.org #42653:\n \n<aq> dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla
bash.org #42656:\n \n<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these clothes\n<Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork?\n<Anarchos> yeah :(
bash.org #42657:\n \n<Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with a free prize ring inside
bash.org #42660:\n \n* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk\n<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.\n<danno> :/\n<TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you\n<TRIPtych2> :/\n<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx
bash.org #42662:\n \n<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End\n<Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult\n<Zidane> it is you who is the dumb\n<ian> it's "an adult"\n<ian> and IQs for adults vary widely\n<Zidane> no a\n<ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.\n<ian> NO, it's AN\n<Zidane> i mean all!!\n<Stuntman21> What a fucking retard\n<xXkenXx> its AN\n<Zidane> an....then\n<Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker\n<xXkenXx> d00d,\n<xXkenXx> theres a vowel\n<Zidane> ....yep\n<ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"
bash.org #42663:\n \n<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.
bash.org #42666:\n \n<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh\n<MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident\n<MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire\n<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\n* MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)\n<poik007> seems funny
bash.org #42678:\n \n<danhon> overheard in the lab:\n<danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java"\n<Cringer> hahaha\n<danhon> "what does that do?"\n<danhon> "dunno, but it works"
bash.org #42684:\n \n<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.\n<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.\n<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.\n<cstine> or towels.
bash.org #42687:\n \n(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU \n\n(griph): you mean an OP? \n\n(Tome): thatssaone \n\n(Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND \n\n(griph): you mean an AT
bash.org #42711:\n \n<Lynyc> that's so last month\n<Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd\n<Measure> OF LAST MONTH
bash.org #42714:\n \n<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.
bash.org #42716:\n \n<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater\n<@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation\n<@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation\n<@Hardedge> yummy\n<@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring\n<@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer
bash.org #42721:\n \n<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US?\n<POPOON> Your mother is.\n<Sprint_DSL> Oh.\n<Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago.\n<POPOON> Your mother was.
bash.org #42728:\n \n<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure\n<D3KK0N> hi...im....tina\n<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch\n<datacide> haha\n<datacide> hmm....who to choose?\n<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch\n<D3KK0N> im poor ;[\n<datacide> pros and cons\n<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me\n<datacide> wow\n<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........\n<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars\n<temple-> oh real\n* datacide looks desperate\n<temple-> now you want to get technical\n<datacide> anyone?\n<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll\n<datacide> hmmmm\n<miteymous> i can get you a hooker\n<datacide> is it life like?\n<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for\n<datacide> haha\n<datacide> dekkon wins
bash.org #42737:\n \n<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college
bash.org #42741:\n \n<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate \n<chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE? \n<AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
bash.org #42743:\n \n<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think\n<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?
bash.org #42758:\n \n<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around  ?\n<Gryvix[FoN]> I have a  little problem\n<Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work\n<Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :)\n<Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right\n<Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it\n<Gryvix[FoN]> ???\n<Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB.\n<Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish?\n<Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle?\n<Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.\n<Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it.\n<Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.
bash.org #42773:\n \n<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it\n<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?\n<hiaku> ...\n<hiaku> you're impossible\n<nerved> no i'm serious\n<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...\n* nerved glances around innocently
bash.org #42783:\n \n<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*\n<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ? \n<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
bash.org #42797:\n \n<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?\n<phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led\n<conZ> will make sure of that\n<phaxx> good\n<conZ> fuck\n<conZ> it doesnt work
bash.org #42801:\n \n<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once\n<@mcgyver> there i was\n<@mcgyver> wang in hand\n<@mcgyver> (shut up you lot)\n<@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me\n<@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly\n<@mcgyver> :$
bash.org #42805:\n \n<Low> wassup\n* sean estimates the age of Low as 11.\n<Low> uhhh higher\n<sean> liar.\n* Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4\n<Low> im amazed u can type\n<Low> let alone breathe
bash.org #42806:\n \n<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"\n<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.\n<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
bash.org #42816:\n \n<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone\n<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
bash.org #42820:\n \n<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either...\n<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
bash.org #42821:\n \n<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP you type codes
bash.org #42824:\n \n<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?" \n<Blastrax> yes
bash.org #42830:\n \n<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?
bash.org #42831:\n \n<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
bash.org #42834:\n \n<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?\n<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
bash.org #42835:\n \n*** Joins: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has joined #EFnet\n<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet\n<KillerClo> thank you god\n<KillerClo> finally\n<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network\n<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS\n<KillerClo> holey crap\n<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year\n<KillerClo> this is a big night\n<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD\n<KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n<KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n*** Parts: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has left #EFnet
bash.org #42848:\n \n<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy\n<Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."\n<Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts
bash.org #42854:\n \n<Jim> hello good sir\n<Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang
bash.org #42856:\n \n<Dan``> Frying Blintzes...\n<Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?\n<Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well\n<Lasse> oh, one of those
bash.org #42859:\n \n<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus.
bash.org #42868:\n \n<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory\n<Daniac> Who's that?\n<Lyricwriter> You\n<Daniac> Oh yeah
bash.org #42874:\n \n<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU\n<Mother> so what's new?\n<alakahil> some new type of spam\n<rambopfc> lol\n<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi\n<alakahil> "we are looking for you"\n<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"\n<Mother> hehehehe\n<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?\n<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then\n<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
bash.org #42882:\n \n<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(\n<Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?!\n<Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?\n<Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan?\n<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!
bash.org #42888:\n \n<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already \n* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
bash.org #42891:\n \n<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love\n<evilpie> my love\n<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose
bash.org #42899:\n \n<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge\n<@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day
bash.org #42913:\n \n<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet.  I consider this a good day
bash.org #42919:\n \n<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire
bash.org #42923:\n \n<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate.\n<loophole> I don't know\n<loophole> but\n<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated\n<loophole> all over the inside of it\n<cinnabar> uh...
bash.org #42948:\n \n<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ==D~~~....what do i do with that???\n<Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ??\n<Resi0> its a cock\n<Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...
bash.org #42949:\n \n<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby.  it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk.  I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it,  will it push me up to the second level of the mall?"\n<static> I think I play too many video games.\n<FJ> test it\n<FJ> throw a cat into the stream\n<FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off
bash.org #42958:\n \n<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.
bash.org #42964:\n \n* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
bash.org #42996:\n \n<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks
bash.org #43000:\n \n<Avalanche> !seen bud\n\n[@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!\n\n<Avalanche> !seen vagina\n\n[Respecter] lol\n\n[@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.\n\n<Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
bash.org #43005:\n \n<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF\n<@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right..\n<+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god
bash.org #43012:\n \n<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting\n<@genutech> there all dubbed\n* @genutech cries\n<@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed\n<@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors
bash.org #43030:\n \n<SouLjY> im rot netarded\n* SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On]\n<SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u\n<maj> ...\n<PyRo_> =[\n<Pelleas> im going to go look at the water\n<SouLjY> :1
bash.org #43056:\n \n<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly \n<trythil> laid? \n<trythil> rofl \n<Powerlord> erm... paid enough
bash.org #43069:\n \n<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!
bash.org #43088:\n \n-!- LWashu [LWX_IRC_Cl@ti100710a143-0330.dialup.online.no] has joined #Channel\n< LWashu> /j harstad\n< LWashu> join asd\n< LWashu> JOIN Harstad\n< LWashu> JOIN #HARSTAD\n< LWashu> #JOIN Harstad\n< LWashu> /JOIN Harstad\n<@unixpeon> wow\n\n-!- LWashu was kicked from #channel by sybase [shut the fuck up]
bash.org #43102:\n \n<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?\n<lsd> Ellesdee\n<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?\n<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name\n<lsd> thanks :)
bash.org #43107:\n \n*** MoBart has joined #mmorpg.ger\n<MoBart> @find forgotten realms\n<MoBart> @locator forgotten realms\n<nemesys> wtf?\n<TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @ www.goatse.cx\n*** MoBart has left #mmorpg.ger\n<TechWar> hehehe.
bash.org #43113:\n \n<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot
bash.org #43132:\n \n<Celia> la la la\n* Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig\n<Archy`> oops\n<Archy`> damn TAB\n<Archy`> erm....\n<@Azhrarn> HAH
bash.org #43161:\n \n@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn\n@TokSic:  i would be a billionaire\n@SnypeTEST:  cool!\n@SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull
bash.org #43163:\n \n<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY\n<zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME\n<zamros> HAHAHA\n<_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD\n<zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES\n<zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT\n<_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD:\n<zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER\n<zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT\n<zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"
bash.org #43191:\n \n<bobthedinosaur> umm\n<The_StarWarz_Dude> heh.\n<bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot\n<bobthedinosaur> the ram\n<Raid[Shower]> lol\n<okram> ram = memory you idiot\n<The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT
bash.org #43203:\n \nTagDN: 20 min to install\nTagDN: 30 sec to delete\nTagDN: gotta love m$
bash.org #43207:\n \n<sev> asus makes shitty mobos\n<sev> overpriced too.\n\n--> omega (medusa_a@A4B2D84.20510306.1C9FC6DF.IP) has joined #hell\n--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to omega\n--- ChanServ sets mode +a #hell omega\n<asus> loud out laugh's\n<asus> i have 3\n<asus> :P\n<sev> cool\n<sev> i have 1\n<sev> but it's dead\n<sev> ;)\n<omega> I have 0 \n* omega wonders what the convo was\n<sev> japanese love slaves.\n<omega> oh\n<omega> yeah, I have 0
bash.org #43210:\n \n(peregrine): you know\n(peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv\n(peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon\n(Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like\n*** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: I AM A FAGGOT)\n*** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame\n(xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really?\n(Breianna): WTF is that\n(peregrine): i'm really not sure\n(Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever\n(Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass!\n*** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: ignore that quit message)\n*** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame
bash.org #43213:\n \n<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16!\n<Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old\n<Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado!  >:D\n<Lyssa> ...\n<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12**\n<Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky!\n<Spazz`> >:D\n<Lyssa> hahahah\n<Koloran> ur not related\n<Spazz`> Oh shit.  :(
bash.org #43216:\n \n<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???
bash.org #43239:\n \n*** Now talking in #c++\n<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*\n<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*\n<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*\n<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*\n<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits*\n<djSwish> *insert kickban*\n<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*
bash.org #43242:\n \n<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer
bash.org #43243:\n \n<+Camus> im palazed!\n<+Fleebis> Palazed?\n<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?\n<+Camus> yea\n<+Camus> close\n<+Camus> kinda\n<+Camus> i just type in the first letter\n<+Camus> and hit a couple keys\n<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd
bash.org #43253:\n \n<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.
bash.org #43254:\n \n<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/
bash.org #43270:\n \n<Gerudo> i just thought of something\n<Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a question...\n<Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy?\n<Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??
bash.org #43272:\n \n<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother\n<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth. \n<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years. \n<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes\n<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak\n<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there... \n<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?\n<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage\n<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely\n<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!
bash.org #43310:\n \n<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have multi-user chats.
bash.org #43313:\n \n<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?\n<liiwi> you take the first byte and display it\n<liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it
bash.org #43316:\n \n<shapr> whoa, my erc mode line is [#h,#e,#l,#p], I think my computer is trying to send me subliminal messages.
bash.org #43319:\n \n<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild!\n<Eli> Yea, And?\n<Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me!\n<Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!
bash.org #43320:\n \n<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :(\n<InvalidUser> *snicker*\n<StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,
bash.org #43330:\n \n*** bflyblue (shaun@a4-jhb-57.dial-up.net) has joined #gothik\n<bflyblue> identify d\n*** bflyblue has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by Jezebel)))\n<Jezebel> *blink*\n<Jezebel> omigod\n<Jezebel> hahahahha\n*** Jezebel is now known as Wither\n<Wither> no one say a thing :)
bash.org #43335:\n \n<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 02:32min] Mary-kate & Ashley Olsen & Fri - Hugged by you\n<_ry0suke_> THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU GODEDRP\n<godedrp> :)\n<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 01:02min] Anal Cunt - Your kid commited suicide because you suck\n<_ry0suke_> SO DOES THIS ONE STRANGELY
bash.org #43337:\n \n<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters\n<phr0work> I didn't get ny\n<phr0work> fucking kids\n<Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a lawsuit\n<phr0work> hehe\n<phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid\n<phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck
bash.org #43343:\n \n<@kmad> yah im switching majors\n<@mr420> so whats your new major\n<@kmad> English\n<@mr420> yuch\n<@ChAmP> o.O\n<@mr420> from what\n<@kmad> cpsc\n<@kmad> so boring and stupid\n<@ChAmP> english is boringer
bash.org #43356:\n \n(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old\n(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade\n(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)\n(@ian) we drank some cokes \n(@ian) and we were bored\n(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans\n(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up\n(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it\n(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!\n(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX\n(@ian) *drinks some more*\n(@ian) GROSS\n(@ian) throws it down\n(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK\n(@ian) *leaves*\n(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off\n(@ian) now that i think about it\n(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on\n(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss
bash.org #43360:\n \n<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered\n<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong\n<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>\n<Cloud> hmmm...\n<Cloud> strange\n<Cloud> it said it isnt registered\n<Cloud> although i keep saying register it\n<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc\n* Cloud has quit IRC\n* Cloud has joined #radio\n<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!\n<Cloud> hey it worked\n<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password
bash.org #43366:\n \n<fo0bar> "Thank you for calling SBC Nevada Bell DSL help.  If your cupholder is broken, please press 1.  If you want an actual knowledgable support person, pleas enter the IP representation of a /28 netmask
bash.org #43370:\n \n*** Signoff: dejay (Quit: If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?)
bash.org #43376:\n \n<Nate> NathanG - just a tip - on that factory8.com page, you spelled "their" worng.\n<cyn> Nate: just a tip - on that last line, you spelled "wrong" wrong
bash.org #43403:\n \n<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next window?\n<eurotrash> heh\n<eurotrash> err, I just u\|\|bou\|\|d my \|\| key\n<eurotrash> by mistake\n<eurotrash> this sucks\n<IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that start with "next"\n<IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't enough\n<eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi\|\|d key stuff
bash.org #43406:\n \nComTraXG3: i dont usually shave... but i got a haircut a couple of weeks ago, which was the first haircut ive had in almost a year. Now i have short hair and my beard looked dumb, so I shaved it off.\nocaJ+: Did you also get a new set of dice for D&D?
bash.org #43420:\n \n<ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the planet earth, neptune and uranus?\n<mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus...\n* mikesch dies.
bash.org #43423:\n \n<blade[fd]> i have this damn hole in my lips\n<stolenrims\|fd> yeah, that's your mouth
bash.org #43438:\n \n<Chimerasame> rap would be so cool if it were like\n<Chimerasame> ~i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess the ability to fabricate statements\n<imaginari> it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant\n<Chimerasame> please allow me to view your skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment
bash.org #43468:\n \n<@Porn-Star> (OS) Windows XP Home Edition (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 40w 1d 13h 12m, (uptime) 2d 3h 50m 28s, (record) 3d 11h 6m 1s\n<@Cheez> (OS) Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 6d 7h 2m, (uptime) 13m 2s, (record) 16h 31m 43s\n<@Porn-Star> 16hrs\n<@Porn-Star> tee hee\n* @Cheez shrugs\n<@Cheez> its only on when im using it\n<@Porn-Star> scary enough, so's mine
bash.org #43469:\n \nWayfarer[GX] has joined the channel.\n<Wayfarer[GX> wow, takes a few minutes to connect to chat :( But it sure is nice to be here :)\n<MrMac> Wayfarer: only happens to me when going through a NAT\n<MrMac> through direct its fine\n* Wayfarer[GX] doesn't do nat\n<Wayfarer[GX]> wots NAT?\n<MrMac> Network Address Translation\n<Wayfarer[GX]> But mines english :)\n<Wayfarer[GX]> it doesn't need translation
bash.org #43474:\n \n<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food?\n<milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird\n<Firemoth> Plover.\n<Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet.\n<milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security
bash.org #43475:\n \n<jamao> cat shit on floor today\n<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol\n<jamao> twice, either that or each one went once\n<jamao> nope\n<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll find out quick lol\n<jamao> i tried that already\n<jamao> 8\|\n<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> ....\n<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha
bash.org #43476:\n \n<Jezabel-n-hell> im in a size 7 jeans now\n<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no you're not.\n<Jezabel-n-hell> my ass looks bangin\n<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no it isn't\n<Jezabel-n-hell> i stopped traffic today\n<TheMusclesFromBrussels> Jezabel-n-hell: it was probably near a red light
bash.org #43477:\n \n<JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he was grouchy a lot of the time.\n<Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.
bash.org #43479:\n \nDavo: i made a carrot cake once.\nDavo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole\nDW: hahahahahahaha\nDavo: they got burnt black sticking outta top\nDavo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust
bash.org #43480:\n \n<zeno> we need to take out saddam\n<SirSpic> i say they just send a bunch of black guys over\n<enclaved> i say you shut the fuck up\n<enclaved> before you say something that i consider out of line.\n<RageFury> SirSpic: And what the hell would the black people do? Introduce Iraq to Welfare, basketball and hot sauce?\n<RageFury> SirSpic: Don't mind enclaved. he's probably pissed because the towelheads at 7-11 didn't heat up his hot dog all the way through.
bash.org #43481:\n \n<skelter_john> the last challenge involved swimming in icy water, two of them chickened out because it was too cold\n<suprdav> bet the nipples would cut glass\n<u`creep> THAT should be the challenge
bash.org #43482:\n \n<@david_bowie> `I just popped the biggest zit known to man\n<@david_bowie> it splattered ALL over the mirror\n<@david_bowie> this wasn't the normal whitehead popping either\n<@david_bowie> it was like, a penis came out of my eyebrow and came all over the place
bash.org #43485:\n \n<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get me!\n<Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org, and didn't want a 'used' arse\n<Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been laid more by the storm goblins :P
bash.org #43486:\n \n<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess who rocks up 5 minutes later??
bash.org #43487:\n \n(trich): man, I'm bored\n(slippy^): this is accepted already by the fact you're on irc\n(slippy^): mind when i do something interesting i tend to come on irc to tell everybody
bash.org #43489:\n \ntaintedepitome: its sad\ni am RAWK: what?\ntaintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you
bash.org #43491:\n \n<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
bash.org #43492:\n \nChibinaeko: OH OH!!! Tell me what a boygasm feels like!!!!\nazurerenraku: Too hard to explain\nChibinaeko: would you try for a scooby snack?
bash.org #43505:\n \n<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a clown\n<killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do somersaults?
bash.org #43506:\n \n[+NekoGirl]: bored evening\n[+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the panties and call till the bat runs out ..
bash.org #43510:\n \n<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle
bash.org #43511:\n \n<+rele`out> i dont know what raid does, backup files or something
bash.org #43530:\n \n<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3 scene worries me :>
bash.org #43533:\n \n<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself especially if you havent had and never will have sex
bash.org #43540:\n \n<@skelter> I don't smoke, cocks or otherwise
bash.org #43550:\n \n<Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too\n<Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872\n<waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2 years\n<waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I leave it\n<Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not exist next summer\n<waffle[out]> Iraq?\n<Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new governor said on the radio he wants it gone
bash.org #43553:\n \n<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again?\n<seafoodgod> 1024 \n<bobAkirafett> yea\n<Psy> jesus wept\n<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000 megabytes of data instead of 1024.\n<seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons \n<[Bryan]> seafoodgod:  zactly my point.\n<seafoodgod> and lying bastards.  but they cover their asses quite well:  "up to 80gb"  whatever the fuck that means \n<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err....\n<seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went.  what?  did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting?  did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and have to spend the night over at a friend's drive? \n<bobAkirafett> lol\n<seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after itself, either.  never mows the grass or does the dishes or takes out the fucking trash \n<seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it.  YOU HEAR ME 5.4 GB!!!!   I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!
bash.org #43554:\n \n<nafetsta> i am confused\n<nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s\n<nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"
bash.org #43568:\n \n(mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new plow i just put on the truck."
bash.org #43595:\n \n<CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards.\n<CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees\n*** Kuraj[Away] (Kuraj@20A3E922.B822F138.49AB8999.IP) has left #bobandgeorge\n*** Megami (Yasuragi@peacefulhaven-3342CAB4.tampabay.rr.com) has left #bobandgeorge\n<Lady_Vahn\|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh
bash.org #43608:\n \n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U!\n<kiro> chop suey not as good as you say\n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes\n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you.\n<kiro> fuck you\n<Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle.\n*** kiro has quit IRC\n<QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl\n<Shatai> =^
bash.org #43611:\n \n<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates receive written materials about the Programme along with a Japanese language text and tapes."\n<Yukanojo> GOOD LORD\n<Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the vietnam war with a stick and a fork
bash.org #43625:\n \n<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?\n<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
bash.org #43662:\n \n<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?\n<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!\n<MattV> A- Almost boobs\n<MattV> B- Barely there\n<MattV> C- Can't complain!\n<MattV> D- Damn!\n<MattV> DD- Double damn!\n<MattV> E- Enormous!\n<MattV> F- Fake.
bash.org #43670:\n \n<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer\n<kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent post\n<kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot, and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine
bash.org #43684:\n \n<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient
bash.org #43712:\n \n<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing \n<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn' \n<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma fuck,ed \n<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
bash.org #43713:\n \n<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom?\n<damnerror> yes\n<damnerror> I didnt know it was C\n<damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia
bash.org #43724:\n \n<Pi> Violence solves everything.\n<Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
bash.org #43731:\n \n<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out my window
bash.org #43734:\n \n<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated\n<Skep\|GoSixers> whats it bout
bash.org #43736:\n \n<@Corvus> cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired
bash.org #43738:\n \n<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2 name was harvey\n<Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded
bash.org #43740:\n \n<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"\n<Setups> she meant nail polish\n<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"\n<Setups> and im like\n<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands"\n<Setups> then hes like\n<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"\n<Setups> and i shutted up :(
bash.org #43741:\n \n<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...\n<Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..
bash.org #43742:\n \n[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)\n[V-raggy] my condom ue'd\n[V-raggy] :[
bash.org #43745:\n \n<naner> has anybody made whoopie?\n<naner> :\|\n<naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?\n<naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in bed
bash.org #43747:\n \n<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?\n<fatbrain> alicetr: just ask\n<MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
bash.org #43763:\n \n<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply\n<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do\n<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms\n<Want3840> oh!\n<Want3840> i figured it out\n<een> YAY\n<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity!\n<Want3840> duh
bash.org #43772:\n \n[ ctr] damn the sun is really bright
bash.org #43781:\n \n< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection\n< Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus"\n< Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
bash.org #43782:\n \n<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on\n* mutilate is now away: shower
bash.org #43786:\n \n<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand
bash.org #43787:\n \n<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft\n<Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?\n<drunknom> preceseisyl
bash.org #43789:\n \n<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA\n<Xion33> sad face\n<Xion33> :(\n<Kaladam> sad face\n<Kaladam> little head\n<Kaladam> the life of you\n<Kaladam> small penis head man
bash.org #43794:\n \n<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it\n<MazeMachino> well maybe not jud\n<MazeMachino> he doesn't know it\n<MazeMachino> but he'll find out\n<MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops\n<jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!\n<MazeMachino> yeah, w00t\n<MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?\n<jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?\n<MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut
bash.org #43796:\n \nRed99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........ \n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nAuto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note.\nMustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life. \n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nRed99MustangMan signed off at 9:37:22 PM.
bash.org #43800:\n \n* Todd farts\n<insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped\n<insane> now they know there is room in your colon\n<Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.
bash.org #43801:\n \n<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night\n<_MADMAN> :D\n<_MADMAN> i had a good time\n<wasting> african american club?
bash.org #43804:\n \n<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark\n<Rossell1> and I though to myself\n<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"\n<Overlord> someone needs a life\n<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.\n<Rossell1> true
bash.org #43808:\n \n<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me.\n<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.
bash.org #43820:\n \n<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :)\n<+datafreak> press backspace then
bash.org #43823:\n \n<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million?\n<jstepka-w> yup\n<jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million\n<griffin> would you kill your mom?\n<jstepka-w> would I get caught?\n<griffin> no\n<jstepka-w> yes
bash.org #43827:\n \n*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen\n*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen\n*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix)\n*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'
bash.org #43832:\n \n<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries!\n<miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!
bash.org #43835:\n \n<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT APPLICATIONS IN JAVA\n<stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY\n<stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT
bash.org #43840:\n \n<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to occasionaly\n<Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry"\n<seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab
bash.org #43843:\n \n<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc?\n<Wither> of course. first thing i did..
bash.org #43845:\n \n<@kanaiva> dont be tupid\n<@sungroc> im not stupic
bash.org #43850:\n \n<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister\n<Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it\n<Rav> or can you?  0_o\n<Courtland> I wouldnt do that\n<novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you\n<Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong\n<Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards
bash.org #43864:\n \n<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday. \n<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs. \n<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly. \n<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar
bash.org #43885:\n \n<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries on my tongue\n<Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister\n<Resident0> it owned\n<ranova> haha
bash.org #43902:\n \n* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support\n<gregor5678> hello?\n<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...\n<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much\n<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)\n<Matthew> lol\n<Spirit_1100> rofl\n<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)\n<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...\n<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)\n<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room\n<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life\n<gregor5678> right\n<gregor5678> thanks anyway\n<gregor5678> bye\n* Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )
bash.org #43905:\n \n<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.
bash.org #43910:\n \n<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...\n<BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard
bash.org #43927:\n \n* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support\n<megamanu1> help\n<+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?\n<megamanu1> mirc is hard\n<megamanu1> i don't understad\n<megamanu1> an how do you make a bot\n<megamanu1> how do you script
bash.org #43928:\n \n<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think of the service we work very hard to provide to you.\n*** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net).
bash.org #43931:\n \n<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time.\n<microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn\n<forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking\n<forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that
bash.org #43935:\n \n<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now\n<darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...
bash.org #43936:\n \n<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(\n<schepe> that's pathetic\n<schepe> keeping a buddylist\n<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?\n<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.
bash.org #43944:\n \n*** Now talking in #dapcentral\n<Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex?\n<janx> yes. quite the conundrum\n<Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.
bash.org #43949:\n \n<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit\n<_absent> if she talks to much\n<_absent> pull out her sound card\n<APE_> heh\n<UzzaGangsta> nah man\n<UzzaGangsta> have a control panel\n<UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels\n<_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits\n<APE_> install linux on her and customize away\n<ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =)\n<UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O\n<_absent> she could playback mp3's too\n<UzzaGangsta> ja\n<APE_> and rip dvds on the fly\n<ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P\n<UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O\n<_absent> women really should conform to standard pc architecture\n<_absent> it'd own\n<ibor132> yeah it would
bash.org #43968:\n \n<MinD> i'm not a newbie\n<MinD> i like 2 run in root\n<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?\n<MinD> ivan: what is su
bash.org #43975:\n \n<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work\n<Ogredude> now comes decision time\n<Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard drive and install the much better win98SE\n<JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and become Amish.
bash.org #43990:\n \n<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going fucking insane with this family tree shit.\n<Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry.\n<Acherton> lmfao!\n<Bealzubub> ancestry*\n<Ktulu> lmao\n<Bealzubub> damnit!
bash.org #43996:\n \n<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW\n<Steph-Away> night!\n<IQpierce> dang\n<IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE\n<IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here\n* Geno rubs his nipples\n* Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
bash.org #44003:\n \n<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome\n<Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks\n<Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod Stewart
bash.org #44008:\n \n<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com\n<kmad> and instead of 1-10\n<kmad> it would just have a 'yes'
bash.org #44029:\n \n<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing\n<Gandalf> your h key?\n\n--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld\n<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
bash.org #44038:\n \n<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation\n<pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs\n<pHluid-> periods are for chicks\n<pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux
bash.org #44045:\n \n* genso is now known as octopussy\n<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players
bash.org #44050:\n \n<Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can you help?\n<Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up?\n<Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile\n<Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums?\n<Nephlite> Nope\n<Dogz> rtfm!\n<Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ???\n<Dogz>....
bash.org #44060:\n \n<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Zmannnn Got the last one... \n<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - 224. what is soccer star pele's real name? \n<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Here's a hint: --s-n ------- -- --s---e--- \n<daSinga> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
bash.org #44073:\n \n<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really\n<Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile\n<Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century :S
bash.org #44086:\n \n[Tyr`] What The Fuck\n[Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024?\n[Tyr`] bah!\n[roAm] oh god no\n[roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535
bash.org #44088:\n \n<tate> Ever see What Women Want?\n<Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time\n<tate> It's true\n<tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men
bash.org #44099:\n \n* PamelaPeaks wishes she could donate sperm for $50\n<Lowbrow> You can fly down and help me donate, Pam\n<Lowbrow> You can even have the $50 :\|\n* PamelaPeaks ponders\n<Lowbrow> If you stay long enough you can earn enough to fly back
bash.org #44115:\n \n< passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me\n< passagero> is someone amateur?\n< BSDgeek> passagero: the amater sheep are in your back yard, go mount one
bash.org #44118:\n \n<brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole\n<brown> if florida's the dick\n<brown> cuba's the cum\n<brown> mexico is the shit
bash.org #44124:\n \n<The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand. \n<MrPanda> O_o \n<MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group \n<MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D
bash.org #44137:\n \n<SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid\n<SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug\n<SanGreal> and licked it\n<SanGreal> while it was plugged in\n<SanGreal> :\n<Funky_> ...\n<Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?\n<SanGreal> :\n<Funky_> yes or no?\n<SanGreal> no comment
bash.org #44157:\n \n<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO!\n<MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun
bash.org #44158:\n \n<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178 languages
bash.org #44175:\n \n<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.\n<Radon> power went out.\n<Radon> thank god for UPS\n<Shel-afk> lol\n<Shel-afk> Thats great\n<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.\n<Radon> phone did.\n<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer\n<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"\n<Radon> and flashlights.\n<Shel-afk> "Played quake"
bash.org #44186:\n \n<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off?\n<Simbill> lmao\n<Simbill> prob not\n<Simbill> lucky for you\n<Simbill> =)
bash.org #44204:\n \n<TBNE> does it cost ?\n<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819
bash.org #44205:\n \n<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D\n* Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name.\n* Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks.\n* Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker\n<Lameseeker> better, eh?\n<Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!
bash.org #44213:\n \n* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way?\n<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.\n<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?
bash.org #44215:\n \n<Vhalros> You are what you eat.\n<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?\n<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.
bash.org #44228:\n \n<Kurin> Whee new window manager\n<Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg\n* NinjaStu wonders...\n\n-> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom\n* Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))\n-Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed\n<NinjaStu> amazing\n<NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV PASS\n* Kurin (~kurin@ip68-0-224-168.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #megatokyo\n<Kurin> Well that was rude
bash.org #44230:\n \n<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me\n<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"
bash.org #44231:\n \n<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. :\n<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s\n<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s\n<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them\n<datacide> gives you more on the long run\n<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
bash.org #44232:\n \n[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right?\n[Ben`] nope\n[JaymoFish] thats gay\n[Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P\n[JaymoFish] no\n[JaymoFish] they're set in right\n[JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD\n[JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer\n[JaymoFish] then take it out\n[Ben`] dude\n[Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive\n[Ben`] Won't YOU!\n[JaymoFish] oh yeah\n[JaymoFish] damnit
bash.org #44243:\n \n<Martel> i'm naked\n<gotenks> i'm disgusted
bash.org #44262:\n \nDervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)\nplan-9: why? noone will ever see that
bash.org #44266:\n \n<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
bash.org #44279:\n \n* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)\n<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!\n<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
bash.org #44283:\n \n* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org\n<mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?
bash.org #44287:\n \n<Genome> im getting emacs for windows\n<Genome> this should be worth a laugh\n<SirLudicrus> oh my god\n<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari
bash.org #44293:\n \n<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet\n<[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?
bash.org #44295:\n \n<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.\n<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?\n<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
bash.org #44296:\n \n<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?\n<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz\n<kbhit> he's not a member\n<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped
bash.org #44304:\n \nWan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before\nKarpenkoSoup: Probably.\nWan Xion: yeah\nWan Xion: it's s simple concept\nWan Xion: you just use 3 pivots\nKarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
bash.org #44305:\n \n* Joins: Niro77\n<Niro77> hi\n<Niro77> anyone here?\n<Niro77> ...\n* Niro77 yawns\n<Niro77> hellloooooo\n<Niro77> Am I talking to myself?\n<Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat"\n<@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".
bash.org #44332:\n \n<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger\n<Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"
bash.org #44340:\n \n<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets\n<placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \n<placid> url?\n<manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm \n<placid> get a life \n<manos> ?
bash.org #44373:\n \n<Guff> .l\n<Guff> lol\n<HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command
bash.org #44411:\n \n<daralc> going to bed, night\n* daralc is now known as daralc\|zZZ\n<daralc\|zZZ> hmm\n<daralc\|zZZ> i think something is fucked\n<daralc\|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive\n<iHarrison> Hah! \n<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.\n<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!
bash.org #44414:\n \n* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s\n<Kajun> Pickup or delivery?
bash.org #44425:\n \n<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?\n<guanosan> ok?...shoot.\n<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping?\n<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D\n<jane1980> asshole  LMFAO
bash.org #44534:\n \n<arpee> um\n<arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02\n<arpee> oh\n<arpee> i guess that's the next business day\n<arpee> nevermind\n<arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money
bash.org #44536:\n \n<Daishi> ...\n<Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc\n<Daishi> too let people know they suck
bash.org #44537:\n \n<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile\n<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time\n<richardt> it's a feature.\n<richardt> with C, there's no time.
bash.org #44539:\n \n[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]\n[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]\n<dj\|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm.\n<dj\|black> :)\n<Zoogle> chanel sex, eh?\n<Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots\n<Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity
bash.org #44543:\n \n<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc\n<spd_dmn> read it?\n<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots\n<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz
bash.org #44545:\n \n<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand(5-8):00 tomorrow\n<BobTheGoat> damn
bash.org #44550:\n \n<squall999991> whats a psx \n<squall999991> what the psx look like \n<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
bash.org #44562:\n \n<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit
bash.org #44566:\n \n<Paddy> well hello there\n<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH \n<Paddy> ok\n* Paddy dies \n* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot\n* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.\n<Paddy> umm\n<Paddy> thats just wrong\n<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right \n*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )
bash.org #44574:\n \nKitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher\n<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it
bash.org #44584:\n \n<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows"\n<+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google\n<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that.\n<+Azhrarn> hah
bash.org #44587:\n \n<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF\n<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM\n<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"\n<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
bash.org #44588:\n \n<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia\n<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read... \n<issuez> retardia\n<jonathans> sorry\n<jonathans> mentally-challengiaria\n<issuez> thank you.
bash.org #44594:\n \ndragon9995: oh man\ndragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that?  apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke\ndragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me\ndragon9995: holy shit\ndragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist
bash.org #44606:\n \n<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day :\n<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj?\n<FunG> yep\n<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable
bash.org #44612:\n \nOne fine day in #support on GamesNET...\n<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please. \n<+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #CUNT\n<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.\n<+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short? \n<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt" \n<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it\n<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat\n<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
bash.org #44620:\n \n--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux\n\n--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???\n<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL.  Use another ISP.  Permban)\n<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too
bash.org #44636:\n \n<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use links or lynx\n<aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com 80'
bash.org #44638:\n \ncranky> I upgraded to the internet 8.0 as soon as AOL released it
bash.org #44640:\n \n<cappicard> whew... got that splinter out.\n<VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard?\n<Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden dildo\n<VicViper> hehe\n<Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not ramming it in his ass\n<Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of his ass
bash.org #44641:\n \n<Saralou023> its a veteran computer......i think mines got a virus\n<CamboniMachine> dont u have norton or something like that?\n<Saralou023> a norton? ......is that a type of computer?
bash.org #44642:\n \n<chronic1> damn, that chatroom is about as active as my grandma\n<Teakk> chronic1: must be pretty active then\n<Teakk> cause i KNOW your grandma...and DAMN
bash.org #44654:\n \n<Xalot> Can Anyone here Help me, I put a CD into my Player and It makes a Weird Noice. but no Sound..?..Anyone?..\n<Notice> Is there a Sound Card in there?..As in the Computer?..\n<Xalot> ..No...\n<Notice> well..think about it\n* Xalot (Xalot@h24-71-124-70.ss.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
bash.org #44657:\n \n<+Spazz> Oh, man.  I feel bad now.\n<+Spazz> I thought my cat had a scab on its belly.\n<+Spazz> So I've been picking at it.\n<+Spazz> Turns out, it's his nipple.  X.x
bash.org #44664:\n \n(SaMaNtHa^) as long as you're not attracted to chipmunks \n(MarK^MacLeaN) i'm not\n(MarK^MacLeaN) except for that whole chipmunk raping incident \n(MarK^MacLeaN) poor lil guy \n(MarK^MacLeaN) girl girl.. i mean girl lol\n(SaMaNtHa^) homosexuality and beastiality all rolled into one \n(MarK^MacLeaN) yeah it was a tough year
bash.org #44674:\n \n<R0SS1> theres a new technology place in my city and i know a couple of dudes who are gonna steal some tv's from it...some sony 45inch flat panel hdtv plasma diplay tv's\n<R0SS1> seriously\n<R0SS1> i'm gonna get one for cheap ass fuck\n<R0SS1> as\n<R0SS1> lol\n<here4ever> lol\n<Bearxor> lol
bash.org #44677:\n \n<Killrbyte> In Oregon, they give food stamps on a debit-type card, called the Oregen Trail card.  But they're given in two ways: Either Cash or Food.  If its Food, then they can only buy Food with it, if its Cash (Which is rare), then they can anything, or even just cash out the card when it gets recharged automatically.  I'm not sure who gets which, but I know my tax money goes to it.\n<Prozzy> The Oregeon Trail Card, do you have to shoot buffalo also if you have the card? What about your family, if they're starving or dying, can you just take them out back and shoot them?\n<qrg> whev youve nearly run out of credit on your oregon trail card do you get to take a raft ride\n<arse-poet> i love the really old school oregon trail game, where you go hunting and you like shoot a pixel at a blob of pixels representing a buffalo\n<Prozzy> I know when I carry around my Orgeon Trail Card, Indians come out of nowhere and shoot arrows at my car
bash.org #44685:\n \n*Duck has joined #linux\n<Duck> does anyone know how to fix my harddisk memory when i get the error: After you restart your system, check that you have sufficient hard disk memory secured. \n<@Cradly> Duck try not filling your hard drive 100%\n<Duck> how do i not do that
bash.org #44686:\n \n<Abbazab> okay, next time ur with a chick and ur bumpin and grindin, give a nice rub right where the leg meets the croch and tell me that sweat doesnt smell like the back of ur nuts\n<datagram`> why the fuck would you want to smell the back of your nuts while you're fucking
bash.org #44693:\n \n<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door\n<QJ> while you were wanking?\n<knox> yep\n<knox> it was worse than that\n<QJ> she finished you off??
bash.org #44695:\n \n<durn> are u _the_ r0b0c0d?\n<r0b0c0d> yes bish\n<durn> omfg everyone is talking about u, u ddos attacking dalnet??\n<r0b0c0d> is the pope fuckin old?
bash.org #44700:\n \n! @Snuffy wonders why jiesal doesnt take the 20mins needed to learn irc\n( jiesal ) because i'm a girl
bash.org #44705:\n \n-ChanServ- (#help) >>>READ THIS<<< AUTH INSTRUCTIONS: /msg authserv@services.gamesnet.net auth <handle> <password>\n<Hk> Plz... How do I auth with chanserv?
bash.org #44718:\n \n<Gothmog> "I'm not gay but my gf is" <-- I'd pay good money for a shirt with that on it\n<Wynn> lol...\n<Wynn> Hrmm... five dollah for iron transfer..\n<Gothmog> haha\n<Gothmog> $15 for a white shirt\n<Gothmog> getting beaten up by a butch lesbian in the union centre: priceless
bash.org #44724:\n \n<dr_qous> it's nice when people call me 'hon'\n<kmcwork> hey 'hon', pass me the lube
bash.org #44726:\n \n-ChanServ- Welcome to #abichat, the asshole of the Internet!
bash.org #44730:\n \n<Chris974> my logon on this computer doesnt let my use expolorer or oh thats right ANY FUCKING THING so i have to use my cousin's logon and he is like 6, how demeaning\n<DJ_Random> you think THAT'S demeaning?? you should have seen what i did to ya mum last night
bash.org #44732:\n \n(ratt) is ur sister hot ?\n(obo-(a)) she's taken =p\n(haze) INCEST
bash.org #44733:\n \n(@Hanky) does anyone in here no if Tupac Shakur still has a web site?\n(@DCx3) yer he updates it regulary
bash.org #44735:\n \n(@RattX) i almost got a mate hit by a car, he was stoned and i told him there were these really cool stripes in the middle of the road
bash.org #44738:\n \nCodeMaster007x2: I gotta go play "drums" with my sister..brb
bash.org #44755:\n \n<Jedateach> anyone in here got a spare xtra dialup account I can use\n<_Godless_> lol. yeah ... sure ... no realy ... have my first born too while yer at it.
bash.org #44758:\n \n<Llarack>  You are what you eat ^_^\n<Iskandor>  I AM NOT A PUSSY\n<Iskandor>  >_>\n<Kletian>  yeah, you're a dick.
bash.org #44760:\n \n<fiveiron> where is that new space software\n<fiveiron> that lets you fly through the universe\n<la_haine> i think that's more commonly known as 'LSD'
bash.org #44769:\n \n<humble> for every job there is an appropriate tool\n<anal-ease> that's what she told me\n<anal-ease> as she pulled out the 12" dildo
bash.org #44774:\n \n<NS85> back, i had this fuckin white stuff on my lip\n<Red185> .. Well i COULD say something distasteful like, "is that milk on your lip or are you back in buisness?" but i wont.\n<NS85> Gee thanks.\n<Red185> Np!
bash.org #44775:\n \n<-- Samah has quit (Quit: public boolean hasALife() return false;)
bash.org #44788:\n \n(RattX) my mate got slapped by a fat chick today\n(RattX) she came up to us and asked him how fat people have sex and if they have to pull the flab up\n(RattX) he turned around and said :"you should know u fat bitch"
bash.org #44795:\n \n<ibor132> on irc, if you dont have a picture you are automaticly a 50 year old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your dick in the other\n<mulletman13> but in reality they are 45 year old x-con child rapists who get off to you...
bash.org #44800:\n \n<az__> fuck I think I drank plaster\n<mc> you drank plaster?\n<az__> well theres something in my water\n<mc> that could be interesting.. you might crap out a perfect model of your intestines :P
bash.org #44804:\n \n<Goten> hello i have this problem i had this floppy disc and i had my modules on it but when i put it down and put a magnet on it, the disc was corrupt? what could have happened
bash.org #44806:\n \n<Derian> Guys, I'll be back in a few minutes. My bedroom's on fire.\n<Bryan_Clark> I don't know what's worse... the fact that it's on fire, or the fact that she actually took the time to *tell* us that it's on fire.....
bash.org #44807:\n \n<PamelaPeaks> i love when you start at a computer screen for a long time and words start to meld...\n<PamelaPeaks> so the "Harry Potter Box Set" becomes the "Harry Potter Sex Bot"
bash.org #44809:\n \n<blender> mmm halloween candy\n<BloodNose> kid\n<blender> adult\n<sevr> sounds like a match made in nambla to me\n* BloodNose moves closer to blender\n* blender runs in horror
bash.org #44810:\n \n<moe_> Hello, can someone answer my question : how can I call a bool function from another function? I am trying if (!Class::function()) { cout << "error\n"; exit(-1);  }\n<moe_> but it is not working\n<moe_> it prints error
bash.org #44820:\n \n<Mime> You had sex with the little mermaid!?\n<PeeTree> hahaha\n<Phyresis> that's gross\n<Phyresis> does she even have a... a...\n<Phyresis> does it smell like people?
bash.org #44823:\n \nX3R0G33Z: wut do u mean typing like an aol dumbass
bash.org #44830:\n \n<Rayne> I need to talk to you about the amount of time your spending "IRL"\n<Rayne> how do you know you can trust these "IRL" friends\n<Rayne> have you /ns infoed them?
bash.org #44831:\n \n<yarokod> does alcohol remove permanent ink from a cd?\n<defused> dunno...it does remove clothes on young females tho
bash.org #44841:\n \n<Apollo-> ok, now this is messed up...I work on the 8th floor, I got on the elevator on 1, I was the only person on.  I farted, the elevator stops at 2 and someone gets on and rides all the way up to 6\n<TenBaseT> I hate that.\n<TenBaseT> did you try to cover?\n<Apollo-> No, but I thought about it\n<Apollo-> he had a bag of burger king food, I almost said "Man, your food reeks"
bash.org #44851:\n \n<Nope> I wonder if IRCops know what a wingate is?\n*** Quits: Nope (Nope@sju-12-16-46-200.prw.net) (Killed (OperServ))\n<@^_-> APPARENTLY.
bash.org #44862:\n \n<nem0> you gotta pee on jellyfish stings to make it better\n<nem0> wonder if that'd work on Rey's foot?\n<REY> tried it.\n<boorman> i tend to just pee on people on the OFF CHANCE that theyve got a jelyfish sting. One day, ill save a life doin that
bash.org #44867:\n \n<Peter> Can I help you John?\n<HuH> just call me father penis\n<Peter> In that case, call me Lorena Bobbit.\n* Peter sets mode: +b *!*Da@*.ath.bellsouth.net\n* HuH was kicked by Peter (Bye!)
bash.org #44882:\n \n<StorDuff> meatball, we should start a channel for n00bs like us\n<Meatball> htf do u make a channel
bash.org #44892:\n \n<htedrom> o youz b3 1 d3d m0th4fuck4\n<Cyrus> ladies and gentlemen, i point out the product of today's society\n* Cyrus points to htedrom\n* nullroot slaps a "As Seen On MTV" sticker on htedrom
bash.org #44900:\n \n<Marvin> I've found one, and only one practical application for "13375p33k"\n<Marvin> secure passwords
bash.org #44906:\n \n<uiop> go read a book with that guy from star trek\n<pork> which one\n<pork> DOUG MULRAY DOUG MULRAY\n<uiop> that black one, who was always reading on PBS\n<uiop> take a look, its in a book, a reading negro.\n<pork> oh him\n<jre-la> CONCLUSION: there's only one negro that can read
bash.org #44916:\n \n<Thamwlad> i'll attempt to disbelieve the floor
bash.org #44917:\n \n<Kosta> I'm paying for 4 different hot chicks' EQ accounts in the hopes that one of them will put out.
bash.org #44922:\n \n<j4yj0hn> oh, a kid in my class got called to the office for stalking a girl\n<Threeboy> strange kids.\n<j4yj0hn> she caught him in her yard with a camera\n<Threeboy> just say it was a project.\n<Threeboy> unless he was naked.\n<Threeboy> then say it was an ART project.
bash.org #44923:\n \n<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams\n<sm4k> i'd have the best porn
bash.org #44931:\n \n<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest.
bash.org #44932:\n \n<Ophiel> someone asked me if LOL was a different version of AOL :O
bash.org #44938:\n \n<StoneColdSpider> YAY IM FINALY BACK ON FFS!!!!! \n<k> worst 5 mins of your life eh scs\n<k> you missed\n<k> [16:30] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has joined #NV\n<k> [16:35] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has left #NV\n<k> ;p
bash.org #44940:\n \nsurfichris: hey, do u know c++\nsurfichris: or c\nKasper_2010: well, i can see, i dont know about the ++ bit
bash.org #44953:\n \n<wolfstg> I stopped watching wrestling when i got gay.
bash.org #44964:\n \n<Musc> hm \n<Musc> a dog with a fatty p00n would clearly be preferable to assraping a male dog
bash.org #44969:\n \n<nroklost> your life is a lie \n<somery> dood i'm just talkin' about your mullet, don't get all existential on me
bash.org #44977:\n \n<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing\n<LARZ_GOD_ME> which one\n<darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"
bash.org #44983:\n \n<eDRoaCH-nothere> akuma noticed me\n<Nariz> "noticed" you? so you were hiding and he saw your big ass behind the curtians?\n<Nariz> you should never hide behind the curtians\n<Nariz> i've tried it before, it doesn't work...\nNariz was kicked by eDRoaCH-nothere (/notice Nariz ur an idiot)
bash.org #44985:\n \n<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once\n<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died\n<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
bash.org #44990:\n \n<je> my PC died completely as it booted tonight .. lights come on but nothing happens\n<je> now I'm stuck with ye olde PC that doesn't even have a good enough vid card to show flesh tones\n<reverend> stop looking at pr0n
bash.org #44999:\n \n<HSOK> my dad just came up stairs, he said i was playing my music too loud\n<HSOK> im using headphones
bash.org #45007:\n \n<fats> whats a kernel?\n<_astrodz_> kernel is the man who made kfc!\n<fats> huh?\n<_astrodz_> his chicken is built from source
bash.org #45009:\n \n<fireslide> i turned the windows narrator on \n<fireslide> it funny as hell :)\n<Tolkien`> what does it do?\n<fireslide> it narrates stuff man\n<Tolkien`> like the text on the screen?\n<fireslide> yes\n<Tolkien`> is it for deaf people\n<Tolkien`> or something?
bash.org #45013:\n \n<comet_11> efnet's just like dalnet except no services and we have 'servers' instead of 'occasional connectivity emulators'
bash.org #45029:\n \n<kolby> I'm up at UT and my friend fucked Chris Simms but would never give me his number, she left her phone here...I'm so gonna get laid\n<KenKaniff> Who\n<KenKaniff> Wait\n<kolby> Chris Simms is the QB for U.T.   I don't know, he's famous here\n<KenKaniff> Are you a girl?\n<KenKaniff> Because if you arent\n<kolby> and he's also a douche bag\n<KenKaniff> You're talking about getting fucked by a guy\n<kolby> im a guy\n<KenKaniff> And that would make you gay\n<kolby> you're talking about little boys\n<KenKaniff> I'm Ken Kaniff.\n<KenKaniff> Thats what I do\n* kolby was kicked by timmo (GAY KICK)
bash.org #45030:\n \n* typobox43 looks for life\n<Marie> try out of IRC :p\n<typobox43> WHAT?!\n<typobox43> :P\n<Marie> lol\n<typobox43> you mean there is such a place?\n<Marie> you know, close the IRC screen and sign offline? :)\n* typobox43 shudders at the though\n<typobox43> *thought\n<Marie> lol\n<typobox43> my vocal organs are underdeveloped... i don't think i'd get very far\n<typobox43> although i think i'd win a thumb war in a heartbeat\n<Craig> join #reallife\n<Craig> ?\n<typobox43> --- Cannot join #reallife (Channel is invite only).
bash.org #45037:\n \n<@WSBN-MeBaD> Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? \n<@WSBN-MeBaD> Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
bash.org #45059:\n \n<wild`> Afghanistan Quick Facts: Life Expectancy 46.62 male, 45.1 female (2000 est.) <<<soon to be revised
bash.org #45062:\n \n<beamz> do they sell penis warmers like those 9volt handwarming gloves/\n<Nik> yea, they are called "hookers"
bash.org #45063:\n \n<saloo> hey wanna chat;)?\n<Nataliehotgurl16> yeah hot guy\n<saloo> a/s/l\n<saloo> u thr\n<Nataliehotgurl16> 16/f/ca\n<saloo> 29/m here\n<saloo> wanna talk sex;)?\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE\n<Nataliehotgurl16> STATUTORY RAPE
bash.org #45070:\n \n<pubatch> my night was much less exciting, I had to explain to my xgirlfriend why I gave her mother the finger last night. it was a big misunderstanding, but i didnt handle it well. "Did you give my mom the finger last night??" 'HAHAH, YES! HAHA'
bash.org #45077:\n \n<pubatch> any idea how to find out a phones phone number?\n<pubatch> i cant call my regular line, my parents are in bed\n* verve thinks\n<pubatch> its not written on the machine, or on the phone it goes to either\n<verve> i know, just call the operator and ask :P\n<pubatch> hah, 'where am i!?'
bash.org #45079:\n \n<pubatch> i saw the funniest fucking thing last night\n<pubatch> i was driving home and this guy walks out in the crosswalk when im barreling towards it\n<pubatch> it turns out to be a blind guy with his big gay white stick, and a yellow jacket with SECURITY written on the back\n<pubatch> i donno what the fuck he was guarding but im pretty sure its stolen by now
bash.org #45089:\n \n<Tispie> Well..Iam formatting my computer..so i want to save my quake files..but they are way too big for a disk\n<Sulyspa> Use a CD?\n<Lyssa> Gahhh its Tisp\n<Tispie> stfu Lyssa. Iam not in the mood\n<Lyssa> haha\n<Tispie> Suly, do I not need a burner? I dont know how to put it to a cd lol\n*** Quits: Pati` (nukkumahan)\n<Thogart> formating always puts people in bad moods..\n<Thogart> its like loosing a part of your soul..
bash.org #45097:\n \n<@Mi3Z> and im only on 56k\n<@Mi3Z> takes about 2 hourse for win2k SP3 on this\n<@Mi3Z> hours*\n<@Cheez> 2 horses for a service pack?\n<@Cheez> doesnt sound like a fair deal to me\n<@Mi3Z> yea i know\n<@Mi3Z> they rip you off like fuck, you know what MS are like\n<@Cheez> still, winXP SP1 checks to see if the horses are stolen :o
bash.org #45101:\n \n<Ethrakus> is partitioning your HD that risky?\n<Ceiri> partitioning a hard drive is like cutting a pizza into slices\n<forvrin> With a baseball bat
bash.org #45104:\n \n<The-Pretender> I'm passing judgement on FF8 because I dont like the fucking eye candy. Too many damn graphics\n<Golbez> too .. many .. damn .. graphics .. ?"\n<Golbez> what the fuck do you want, pong?\n<Golbez> "Fight! White Paddle hits Red Paddle for 4 HP!"
bash.org #45109:\n \n<_overkill> how do you eat high protein\n<EnchWORK> bukkake
bash.org #45112:\n \n<`KArmA> and now, an Ode to Redhat 8, in free verse\n<`KArmA> I heard that you were cool\n<`KArmA> I read the reviews which said you were\n<`KArmA> I downloaded your isos and burned you to CD\n<`KArmA> The install was beautiful\n<`KArmA> You loaded just fine\n<`KArmA> But your network configuration sucked and you lied to me about my soundcard\n<`KArmA> Then you wouldn't update your software like you said you would\n<`KArmA> you lied repeatedly to me about my kerberos 5 libraries\n<`KArmA> the sound still won't work despite your assurances\n<`KArmA> and I'm left rage hating you, your company, the development community that spawned you and Linus Torvalds himself\n<`KArmA> Fuck you Red Hat 8, if you are the example of what Linux Desktops are supposed to bbe\n<`KArmA> then I will continue to use OpenBSD\n<`KArmA> . . . \n<`KArmA> thank you\n* JaG cheers\n<phr0work> hehe\n<phr0work> that was pretty nice karma\n<DesScorp> ha ha ha ha\n<`KArmA> see? poetry does not suck r0b\n<`KArmA> it just has to hit you in the right spot\n<phr0work> hehe\n<`KArmA> and if anyone posts that to bash.org I'm going to jam my Redhat 8 install CDs up your ass sideways\n<DesScorp> you could've just done a Haiku......"Red Hat sucks my cock......OpenBSD rolls over the penguin......As I shave Linus Torvald's Mother's back"
bash.org #45113:\n \n<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass\n<`KArmA> not yet it hasn't, but its definitely giving me a bit of a rimjob and whispering it suggestively
bash.org #45115:\n \n<Rhyos> Anyone wanna hear a bad geology joke?\n<Midknight> go on, humor us\n<Rhyos> Ok. A bit of background.\n<Rhyos> Everyone know what halite is?\n<Midknight> if it fails then you will have to be killed a most imaginative and horrible way :)\n<Rhyos> It's just a big block of salt.\n<Rhyos> *not the joke*\n<Rhyos> Anyways, basalt is the stuff that's on the ocean floor.\n<Rhyos> So... what do geologists call the stuff on the ocean floor?\n<LordJD> fish shit\n<Rhyos> Sheep halite. *it was on a test* Fish shit is probably even funnier.
bash.org #45124:\n \n<Quik> Quake is the mother of all games!\n<fridaY13th>  yes... a very old and ugly mother.
bash.org #45126:\n \n<SI-pHluid> so I had to go to the bathroom with a face full of fucking cum and wash that shit off
bash.org #45130:\n \n<BlackComb> any 1 have 04-ja_rule-leaving_(always_on_time_pt_ii_ft_ja_rule)-brm.mp3\n<DvsG> ja rule featuring ja rule?\n<DvsG> that's twice the gayness\n<DvsG> woohoo
bash.org #45131:\n \n<DarQ> Just think about it... Who would know better how to please a man ? A man or a woman ? \n<Sway> damn right \n<Sway> a man \n<Sway> a rough and hairy man \n<Sultan> Your sick, lol \n<DarQ> That's not sick... \n<DarQ> That's being realistic.
bash.org #45132:\n \n<Vel> 9th graders are in 8th grade or 7th grade\n<Vel> err 13 year olds*
bash.org #45137:\n \n<Xiautau> my nose is running like a negro out of a convinence store
bash.org #45138:\n \n<Cringer> By an 8-1 vote Monday, the members of the U.S. Supreme Court collectively resolved to lose their virginity by Dec. 31, 2002.\n<danhon> Who gave the dissenting opinion?\n<Cringer> I bet Scalia.
bash.org #45139:\n \n<Phreak407> why the fuck is there purple m&ms in this bag?\n<Anti-Social> Because they're tryin to tell you you're gay\n<Phreak407> oh
bash.org #45143:\n \n<_ry0suke_> CRANK DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING\n<VgameT> I'VE BEEN NOTICING THAT RECENTLY\n<craNKGod> RYO I KNOW A LOT OF STUFF\n<craNKGod> GO AHEAD\n<craNKGod> ASK ME\n<VgameT> CRANKGOD WHAT'S THE LAST DIGIT OF THE IP REPRESENTATION OF A /28 NETMASK\n<VgameT> IN DECIMAL\n<nondescript> DASH OFF TO GOOGLE, BEFORE ANYONE GETS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!\n<craNKGod> 0\n<VgameT> AS YOU CAN SEE\n<VgameT> CRANK ONLY KNOWS TOTALLY USELESS SHIT\n<craNKGod> WHAT'S GOOGLE
bash.org #45145:\n \n::: Join: (unixuser00) (twtechie@AC9CC08D.ipt.aol.com)
bash.org #45148:\n \n<e3^Tony-M-LD> how do u get pics from your digital camera to your cpu - i plugged the cord into the usb now what? pm me\n<UsTeD> you sound like a macintosh switchover commercial :/
bash.org #45154:\n \n* Joins: Thogart (~Womper85@44.31.171.66.subscriber.vzavenue.net)\n<Thogart> Tampa is the lightning capital of the world..\n<Thogart> and its storming..\n<Apsy\|Laundry> And you think its smart to be online Thogart?\n<Thogart> Well... yea.\n<Thogart> I mean, my house has been hit twice before so whats the chance of it happening 3 times...\n<Cuda> Thogart, quite good :p\n*** Quits: Thogart (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #45167:\n \n<ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever\n<ManMower> since before computers\n<ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages
bash.org #45178:\n \n<ManMower> I need like $800\n<ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my pussing mouth.\n<g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist?\n<ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that?\n<g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20%\n<g33k> so, $2000\n<ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for $2000!
bash.org #45186:\n \n<hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl\n<ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my closet\n<xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet\n<xbane> (dead hooker)
bash.org #45188:\n \n<Smir> you've read that file about electronic stimulation of the penis?\n<ManMower> uh no\n<Smir> I'm sure you did\n<ManMower> if I read a file about electronic stimulation of the penis, I\n           would likely remember it\n<ManMower> and possibly be in the hospital
bash.org #45221:\n \n<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club\n<xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"
bash.org #45235:\n \n<Rune> my car blew up when half a dozen of diaz's friggin cronies rammed their cars into mine\n<+Shadow> lol\n<+Shadow> heh I hate it when someone cuts you off in a motorcycle and bumps you into a cop\n<+Shadow> and then you try to run away but you can't get on the bike with the cop near\n<+Shadow> so you have to kill the cop\n<+Shadow> then you have two stars for no real reason\n<Rune> I hate it when taxis make sharp turns when you're going high speed on a motorcycle\n<Jamie_M> for a second there\n<Jamie_M> i thought "wait shadow owns a motorcycle"\n<Jamie_M> but then i realized nobody in here EVER talks about real life.
bash.org #45241:\n \n<crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the net and tells some market research group\n<strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired women with glasses\n<crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi\n<crikket> thanks alot s4
bash.org #45254:\n \n<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower\n<Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop\n<Shirley> and threw it at her\n<Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
bash.org #45281:\n \n<Sonson> (picture address)  ......scary part? this was last year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o\n<Sonson> and I have fecal hair\n<Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair?\n<Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating?\n<TRB115> Uh...\n<DecadentTeatime> Food?\n<Sonson> Fecial hair ^^\n<Airi> FACIAL.
bash.org #45288:\n \n<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST\n<Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle\n<Spooky42> its fucking gross
bash.org #45294:\n \n<TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ?\n<Angel1289> I'll play trivia.\n<JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?"\n<Noah> Fucking.\n<Consul> H\n<Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ?\n<TheCross> gtg\n<TheCross> later\n*** TheCross (~2thecross@------3176.mainf01.in.comcast.net) has left #bar
bash.org #45299:\n \n<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror
bash.org #45303:\n \n<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children\n<a_passerby> lol\n<DrBoris> lol
bash.org #45305:\n \n<kurtis> I love electronics, always have been a tinkerer of such things\n<kurtis> it all started when I was 7, and wired a train set directly to a wal socket...and shot the train through my bedroom wall\n<kurtis> suddenly I understood the difference from AC to DC heh
bash.org #45321:\n \n<+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ? \n<@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away \n*** Albator73 (Albator_7@ARouen-106-1-5-94.abo.wanadoo.fr) Quit (Quit: away -=SysReset 2.51=-)
bash.org #45329:\n \n<Teakk> shhh\n<Teakk> dont everybody talk at once\n<LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat...\n<Teakk> Oh yeah...\n<LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less
bash.org #45336:\n \n<Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie and Susie?"
bash.org #45341:\n \n<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping\n<Lothodrus> night\n*** Lothodrus has left #rpgfan\n<Flik> I ought to join him \n<Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought \n<Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though... \n<Flik> ...\n* Flik sobs quietly
bash.org #45379:\n \n<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire\n<opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds.\n<chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life\n<opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire
bash.org #45382:\n \n<xjeff> its better that u dont\n* Orca hands xjeff a strange grammatical device...called...an APOSTROPHE!\n<xjeff> ,,,,,,,,,,,,\n<Orca> Pardner, that's known as a "comma" in this here parts.\n<xjeff> excuse me for not having extreme intellagence\n<Orca> Sorry, I guess I just expect at least basic grammatical skills out of people.
bash.org #45383:\n \n* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)
bash.org #45387:\n \n<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it?\n<@Neo> ...\n<Fuckhead> i have\n<%jdp> congrats\n<%jdp> did u cum dood?\n<Fuckhead> thank you\n<Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum\n<Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs\n<%jdp> oic\n<%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'(\n<Fuckhead> or however u spell it\n<%TreeHugger> sek-c\n<Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it\n<Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time
bash.org #45389:\n \n<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
bash.org #45392:\n \n<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay\n<@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?
bash.org #45394:\n \n<Cat`Bored> Would you say it's foolish to make licking one's elbow a life goal?\n<Tumbleweed> you've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, haven't you?\n<Despot> ...\n<Despot> don't answer that.\n<Despot> please.\n<Cat`Bored> I'm making progress.
bash.org #45397:\n \n<qrg> how do they deal with dice rolling\n<cmplx> you need vr dice. they're usb.\n<cmplx> then you put on these special glvoes\n<cmplx> and roll them acrtoss a vr desk.\n<cmplx> no, ass, you click a button and the dice are rolled for you\n<qrg> i meant the randomization\n<qrg> of the dice being rolled\n<orion> i've never heard of a computer spitting out a random number\n<orion> or a random quote\n<orion> never.\n<nyisles> qrg: cat /dev/urandom\n<orion> thus, random numbers from dice == impossible\n<orion> it's not like computers generate photorealistic motion pictures\n<orion> or perform millions and billions and trillions of intense calculations per second\n<orion> i seriously doubt they could simulate die being rolled\n<orion> i mean jesus, they control the stockmarket and most modern finance, big business, corporations\n<orion> but as far as picking two random numbers from 1 to 6\n<orion> it's fucking unfathomable.\n<cmplx> until computers can acccurately model the behavior of a giant glob of cum entering the earth's atmosphere, computer science has failed.
bash.org #45405:\n \n<PARAD0X> what if I dont have 8 mb ram, or am not capable of 16 colors on the graphics card.\n<Xalnop> if you don't have 8 mb of ram, you can't be connected to the internet... it's a rule
bash.org #45412:\n \n* Joins: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)\n* GBL\|InfamousGadget hits Deja-Vu with a brick\n<GBL\|InfamousGadget> sorry,  i feel bad for you\n<GBL\|InfamousGadget> just saw aol and felt a need for a old school brickin'\n* Parts: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)\n<GBL\|InfamousGadget> =(\n<GBL\|InfamousGadget> I scared him away\n<GBL\|InfamousGadget> oh well,   iq++;
bash.org #45415:\n \n<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk!\n<@rtil> O_O\n<@rtil> Whats goin on dude\n<Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons.\n<Spazz> Like 50 feet long.\n<@rtil> WTF\n<@rtil> XD\n<Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana.\n<Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium.  x)\n<Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds\n<Spazz> beards*\n<@rtil> rofl
bash.org #45419:\n \n<Spazz> I want to find a girl who is not afraid of dating a geek guy.\n<Spazz> You know... one that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public...   he's got big junk!"\n<StalkerofurSoul> "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?"\n<StalkerofurSoul> he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on\n<StalkerofurSoul> omfg, and we was sitting there... and he pulled it out, and i asked if i could see it.... and he let me hold it....a wireless mouse! what will they think of next!
bash.org #45440:\n \n<rioter> cd location of file\n<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm\n<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!\n<_Larez-> didint worked\n<rioter> ...\n<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name\n<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
bash.org #45445:\n \n<D3S> driving is like sex\n<yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex\n<yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive\n<yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards
bash.org #45447:\n \n<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata\n[29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs)\n<Buchwald> i'm gonna go play\n<Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough"\n<Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5\n<Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself\n<Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game\n<Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though\n<Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh
bash.org #45448:\n \n<Minion> I'm waiting for CNN to do a special on "The Goatse.Cx Phenomenon" Like they did with EverQuest and "All your base"
bash.org #45521:\n \n<Christof-Dupri> This 13 year old girl on Dr Phil is rapeable
bash.org #45529:\n \n<Twinge> To think, there are 8.065817517e67 possible games of freecell, and I've only beaten 3.
bash.org #45544:\n \n<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?\n<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would be.\n<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a girlfriend\n<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb
bash.org #45545:\n \n<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called\n<Assgoblin> ...flash.
bash.org #45562:\n \n<Spirit> belgium is the capital of what country again?
bash.org #45566:\n \n<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff\n<taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on \n<grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer \n<grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" \n<snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
bash.org #45578:\n \n<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts.\n<Fire3n3rgy> ...\n<Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
bash.org #45580:\n \n<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev\n<@devdev> went twice\n<@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months\n<@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks
bash.org #45581:\n \n* Joins: the-craft\n* ChanServ sets mode: +v the-craft\n<the-craft> thank you chanserv:-)\n<the-craft> chanserv where are you from\n<the-craft> hello\n<the-craft> ?\n* Parts: the-craft
bash.org #45585:\n \n<Greenboy> how do i install linux?\n\n<Greenboy> open the cd in windows?
bash.org #45596:\n \n<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating.\n<Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
bash.org #45655:\n \n<The-Virus> hi\n<The-Virus> hello\n<The-Virus> oh\n<The-Virus> heh\n<The-Virus> =\\n<The-Virus> thought someone said hi\n<The-Virus> besides me
bash.org #45662:\n \n<nothin> halc: I could build a 64TB SCSI RAID array for $210,000 or so\n<nothin> Single machine.\n<mij> i could clone you for $210,000\n<mij> :)\n<nothin> I suppose another $10,000 for a machine with power to serve it all\n<nothin> mij: What a waste.\n<mij> not really\n<mij> cuz then you could build twice as many of those machines in a day\n<mij> and i'd make bank\n<mij> :)
bash.org #45663:\n \n* Fighter notes at his store Pepsi Blue is cheaper than water......
bash.org #45669:\n \n<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242\n<LightningX> I am so happy\n<Ron-Ton> awesome\n<LightningX> think there could be sex?\n<Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra
bash.org #45670:\n \n<Phactorial> I think HTML is a better structural language than C\n<xcabbage> HTML isn't a language
bash.org #45690:\n \n*** Joins: Vicious (WayfaringG@ffchat-36391f10.dial-access.att.net)\n<Vicious> -_- alright, what smart ass banned me?\n<Chubbzilla> uh gk\n<Chubbzilla> did you try to get on using java?\n<Vicious> well first my MIRC wouldn't work\n<Vicious> then I tried that\n<Chubbzilla> ah well\n<Chubbzilla> i banned java att.net a few days ago\n<Vicious> oohhhh\n<Vicious> ok\n<Vicious> that's cool then~\n* Chubbzilla wasn't banning der gk, just java lamers\n* Vicious huggle\n* Chubbzilla huggle + luffluff\n<Prometheus> .msg chubbzilla heh, she totally doesn't realize that no one likes her\n<Prometheus> er\n<Prometheus> whoops
bash.org #45691:\n \n<Adiemus> IIS has many features\n<slicer\|Java> such as bugs, security leaks, etc... =]
bash.org #45694:\n \n<narby-away> fucking stoners\n<narby-away> get high on life lol!\n<Rottencrotch> lol\n<Rottencrotch> no we have to get high BECAUSE of life
bash.org #45695:\n \n*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance\n<IgnusDei> ZING!\n<m\|tutorial> if i didnt like the current topic\n<m\|tutorial> that would be there right now\n<DrFurious> it could be worse\n<DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store
bash.org #45700:\n \n@NocSchool:  3 hours left...1 page a half left...\n@NocSchool:  then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've learnt :P\n+SnypeTEST:  NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?
bash.org #45703:\n \n<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> well im off to fuck up at installing linux prolly wont be back\n<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> nice knowing you all\n<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> lol\n<Satans_LiL_HeLLper> k cya
bash.org #45704:\n \n<Messiah> I remember what's her name\n<Messiah> ok granted obviously not that well
bash.org #45709:\n \n<^wigus> fuck me\n<DJ_Random> now?\n<^wigus> its up to you\n<DJ_Random> k\n* DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber"\n<DJ_Random> asl???
bash.org #45717:\n \n<kawawang_bata> hi!\n<kawawang_bata> can i join this channel?\n<El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?
bash.org #45718:\n \n<oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics\n<oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is\n<oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good\n<Sumez> lololololol\n<Sumez> "rap olympics"\n<oneo> he battles a girl in it\n<oneo> whats so funny about that\n<Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad
bash.org #45762:\n \n<SillyTweeker> yea, so i got  with this one girl last night.  dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos.\n<uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she jerked me off for 6 hours straight.\n<SillyTweeker> ...\n<Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!
bash.org #45768:\n \n<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain\n<DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser.\n<Joe> fuck you
bash.org #45783:\n \n<juice> i overheard one of the girls in my dorm saying they wanted to win an orgasm competition\n<spinks> who was that Laura?! Would I know them?!\n<juice> they said they wanted to _win_ the competition spinks
bash.org #45789:\n \n<[j0n0]> games dont make people violent, lag does.
bash.org #45796:\n \n*** Guest_011 (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games\n*** PlayMate sets mode: +b guest*!*@*.*\n*** Guest_011 was kicked by PlayMate (No Guest**** nicks here, type " /nick newnick " to get a real nick and come back)\n*** newnick (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games
bash.org #45797:\n \n*** Chitwonk (~u6020955@210-54-229-7.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined the channel\n<Chitwonk> hey chitwonk\n<Chitwonk> are you from new zealand?
bash.org #45799:\n \n* ApoIIyon is now in the look for perl camel shirts\n<top_dawg> thinkgeek!\n<ApoIIyon> thinkgeek == think$$
bash.org #45801:\n \n* Sunblade slowly turns insane.\n* Tron is already quite mad.\n* Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)
bash.org #45803:\n \n<Kevyn> Ugh. I just had to explain to Jessica what fap meant. Thanks guys.
bash.org #45804:\n \n<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari.\n<fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org does.
bash.org #45806:\n \n<Mime> Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable.\n<Mime> As are Wine Gums.\n<Chris_A> Oh yeah.\n<Chris_A> But never Fruit Gums.\n<Mime> No.\n<Chris_A> It's like the worst half of each!\n<Mime> Wine Pastelles!\n<Chris_A> Note to self: Invent Win...\n<Chris_A> ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you.\n<Chris_A> You know too much.
bash.org #45808:\n \n<RedMercury> i just checked easyspace for the domain fuck.sport\n<RedMercury> and it said its not available and recommended fuck.kids
bash.org #45810:\n \n* Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale\n<Orionator> ...\n<Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves...\n<Loopster> I like wolfs!\n<Loopster> there tight\n<Loopster> er...cool\n<Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy.\n<Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh\n<Antipothis> :P
bash.org #45814:\n \n<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too\n<Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month
bash.org #45816:\n \n<Tadrith> Good lord\n<Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay\n<Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?
bash.org #45817:\n \n* maduin hates it when photoshop has an orgasm
bash.org #45829:\n \nRagnorak: I got a snowboard last night.\ngeneseostud: u did?\ngeneseostud: for what
bash.org #45837:\n \n<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
bash.org #45840:\n \n<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it\n<HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off some heads damnit\n<VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie or I chop your fuckin head off !"
bash.org #45842:\n \n<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother \n<SummerSong> is she hot?
bash.org #45846:\n \n<ivan356> Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries.\n<Kintanon> And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!\n<jonnythan> "Was" a pain in the ass?  Did you forget once?
bash.org #45876:\n \n<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget
bash.org #45883:\n \n<schwarPC> this icr client fixes spellings...
bash.org #45887:\n \n<old goat> leet sucks\n*1agerda1ek clears throat*\n<old goat> sorry\n<old goat> 1337 5vx\n<1agerda1ek> much better
bash.org #45890:\n \nXeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much\nTrypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks\nTrypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME!\nTrypa Likes Cats: ERrr\nTrypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION\nTrypa Likes Cats: God damnit
bash.org #45906:\n \n<Luigi30> let's play pong\n<Luigi30> \|   .\n<pagefault> pong\n<Luigi30> just go like "    .\|\n<smcn> no\n<Luigi30> :(\n<VirtuaIce> SORRY THIS IS A SIMULATION AND IS NOT ALLOWED X-O\n<Luigi30> ?\n<VirtuaIce> (MAME reference)\n<Luigi30> oh\n<Luigi30> let's play arkanoid then\n<Luigi30> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n<Luigi30>  \n<Luigi30>  \n<Luigi30>                   .\n<Luigi30>                    ______
bash.org #45908:\n \n<_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head \n<_skitzo_> anti, want a job? \n<+antiroach> ya i want a job \n<+antiroach> oh wait
bash.org #45913:\n \n<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs\n<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron\n<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?\n<usunoro> she's TINY\n<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4
bash.org #45925:\n \n<StuGhattz> have you ever had a shit take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after?\n<flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on\n<Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the shitter once\n<Linkadmin> from pushing so hard
bash.org #45927:\n \n<009> no... i mean, what is the ascii value of the number 10??\n<009> like for space its 32\n<009> for l its 76\n<poo_al> yes i know what you mean\n<009> therefore, what's for the number 10???\n<poo_al> 10 is a line feed\n<009> I DON'T MEAN WHAT WILL GIVE ME FOR THE VALUE OF 10...\n<poo_al> then what do you mean?\n<009> I WANT THE ASCII VALUE WHICH WILL GIVE ME A NUMBER 10
bash.org #45931:\n \n<t0nY-m0ntanA> are there other os companys other than linux and microsoft?
bash.org #45943:\n \n<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I?\n<Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK\n<Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE
bash.org #45950:\n \n<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?
bash.org #45966:\n \n<DarthSemiAway> man, I passed a church the other day who had something like "Not Christian?" on the top line of their board outside, and on the line below it, it said "Dude, you're going to Hell!" Seriously.
bash.org #45974:\n \n<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail.\n<Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?
bash.org #45978:\n \n<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games\n<snacky> all you have to do is\n<snacky> /join #staff\n<snacky> then say "give me the warez"\n<snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer\n<akamagikman> ok im in\n<akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez\n<snacky> remember, be persistant\n<snacky> yeah\n\n-:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae\|biking\|quadsux (This isn't a     warez channel, you idiot)))
bash.org #45990:\n \n<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills.\n<KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.\n<@Habeeb> hahahha\n<@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop\n<KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.\n<KutDrop> :\n<roto> can you buy them on ebay?\n<KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.\n<roto> cool
bash.org #45998:\n \ntom: lol\ntom: bbspot rocks\ntom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/2yr_sucks_dad.mpg\ntom: err\ntom: fuck\ntom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html
bash.org #46001:\n \n<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself\n<Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :) \n<Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do\n<Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun\n<Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)
bash.org #46004:\n \n<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv\n<precid> brb\n<antiuser> o_O \n<antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING! \n<precid> wow those nips are like an inch long\n<antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate
bash.org #46008:\n \n<gerald> i am hungr\n<antiuser> so hungry you ate a letter aye?
bash.org #46012:\n \n<gas> games are getting too confusing now.  what ever happened to click and shoot.  now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate  = move forward.
bash.org #46014:\n \n* Sock_Monkee deletes some games\n<Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig\n<Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3\n<Sock_Monkee> !\n<Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
bash.org #46015:\n \n<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something\n<DrgdHmstr> its posessed\n<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not\n<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
bash.org #46023:\n \n<aen> I am so hungry.\n<aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth.\n<aen> And I can taste it.\n<evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
bash.org #46025:\n \n<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org\n<Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking punchlines.\n<Gyokuran> XD\n<Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.\n<Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.\n<Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one\n<Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.\n<Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it.  :D\n<Gyokuran> >:\n<Spazz> xD
bash.org #46036:\n \n<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house!\n<Mithandir> damn\n<xjeff> a big tree\n<Mithandir> better luck next time
bash.org #46041:\n \n<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights"\n<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus
bash.org #46047:\n \n* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D\n<Jon-> just need the operation eh?
bash.org #46048:\n \n<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement?\n<VooDoo> that might not work \n<VooDoo> but feel free to try it
bash.org #46058:\n \n<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted\n<Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt\n<Dregneck> :)\n<Boro> :P\n<Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol\n<Dregneck> look at that tongue of him\n<Dregneck> :)\n* Boro looks aorund innocently
bash.org #46061:\n \n<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer\n<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
bash.org #46064:\n \n*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them)
bash.org #46069:\n \n<dsherret> :(\n<dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :) on its side u can see a face\n<dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)
bash.org #46070:\n \n<jimiw> billy put on channel 10\n<jimiw> too late\n<Evil_One> w00t!\n<Evil_One> I don't have to get up!
bash.org #46075:\n \n<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out?\n<ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?\n<ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt I? :
bash.org #46076:\n \n<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was amusing\n<Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances but before he died..."
bash.org #46079:\n \n<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers???\n<\|-\|00PsTa> www.metco.com\n<freestyle> metco?\n<\|-\|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation\n<freestyle> thanks!\n<freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE\n<freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM\n<freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!
bash.org #46093:\n \n<mhardyx> temporarily\n<mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed\n<mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out\n<[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!
bash.org #46098:\n \n<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format
bash.org #46112:\n \n<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them?\n<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness\n<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym\n<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper\n<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown\n<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes\n<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick\n<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room\n<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe
bash.org #46129:\n \n<darknation> wtf\n<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
bash.org #46130:\n \n<Para> OH BOY!\n<Para> i just won a free disney world vacation\n<Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets\n<Para> wow, what a deal\n<Para> damn telemarketers
bash.org #46133:\n \n<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower\n<HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule
bash.org #46145:\n \nequate976: omg\nequate976: never\nequate976: ever\nequate976: no matter what\nequate976: ever\nequate976: use the soap and washcloth method\nequate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
bash.org #46150:\n \n<Jugsy> I've gotta read the "bible" in exchange for intraweb time
bash.org #46161:\n \n<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well\n<toad-> haz3l, yes\n<toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out\n<haz3l> toad\n<haz3l> pm
bash.org #46167:\n \n<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me\n<Maxamillion> hardcore gamers\n<Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon\n<Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000"\n<Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke\n<Maxamillion> even the teacher\n<Yemen> omg... nerds\n<Maxamillion> i love that class\n<Yemen> :D
bash.org #46179:\n \n<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot.\n<Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me?\n<GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.
bash.org #46182:\n \n<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table\n<chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV\n<chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window\n<chop> We were running everywhere\n<chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons\n<chop> christ\n<chop> alarm people\n<chop> jesus\n<chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"
bash.org #46187:\n \n<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed.\n<Spock> Misery loves company?\n<@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.
bash.org #46195:\n \n<JPMorgan> sup chris\n<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os\n<dann> what do you usually do under linux?\n<XulChris> idle on irc
bash.org #46205:\n \n<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million\n<jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so\n<jpp> have any plagues recently?
bash.org #46220:\n \n<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period\n<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague\n<Messiah> those bastards.\n<RingLass> yeah\n<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children\n<Messiah> so that never happens\n<RingLass> ...\n<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns
bash.org #46245:\n \n<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me\n<gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/
bash.org #46250:\n \n* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray\n<phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;)\n\n[some time later]\n\n<phx^mod> ow\n<phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/
bash.org #46251:\n \n<+Fung-Ji> @find works?\n*** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca\n*** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this channel (24 hour ban))
bash.org #46253:\n \n* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'
bash.org #46259:\n \nTaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser.\nweird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly\nTaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.
bash.org #46282:\n \n<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3>\n<@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK\n<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..\n<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf\n<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???
bash.org #46295:\n \n<crum> 1-800-We Are 18\n<crum> good number\n<crum> they were lucky\n<nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12\n<crum> lol\n<bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too
bash.org #46310:\n \n<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime
bash.org #46313:\n \nRangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident... dunno which\nMmytacism: haha\nRangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right\nRangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going 2x as fast but the video is still going 1x\nMmytacism: hahahahaha\nRangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that as a FEATURE?
bash.org #46315:\n \n<@chucky> . <= a map of the world zoomed out alot\n<@Diesi\|> ha-ha
bash.org #46316:\n \n<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff\n<ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link\n<ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite\n<ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle\n<ryda> and im just like sheeet\n<milenko> ahhahaha\n<milenko what did she say?\n<ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen\n<ryda> she pretended not to noticed\n<ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol\n<ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross\n<milenko> what was it, cumshot?\n<ryda> im not sure\n<ryda> but i think it could have been tranny\n<milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED
bash.org #46327:\n \n<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon.\n<RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"
bash.org #46338:\n \n<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer\n<Aan\|trigu> ah..no\n<Aan\|trigu> :P\n<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer\n<Aan\|trigu> well so is bestiality
bash.org #46347:\n \n(+_Penguin) ican typw qirh my wywa ckoswd
bash.org #46375:\n \n<flawed> they got a weight loss patch now\n<flawed> if you're a sexually active fat chick who also smokes, you could be wearing three patches.. one for weight loss, one for birth control and one for quitting smoking\n<NuFrost> patent the multipatch(tm)
bash.org #46386:\n \n<FeSTeR> oh ya great job pullin out of the parking lot today..lol almost hit a woman\n<GABAR> dude if i was any good at pulling out, you wouldnt be alive
bash.org #46391:\n \n<Eticam> omg\n<Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole\n<Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/
bash.org #46411:\n \n<Guyp> like a week ago this indian\n<Guyp> interviewed my english teacher\n<Guyp> and he didnt know english\n<Guyp> so he said\n<Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and when teacher are teaching i smoke out class\n<Guyp> it was so funny\n<Guyp> ;[
bash.org #46420:\n \n<Angelz> cya bskfdhdt\n<Hoopy> can I buy a vowel? :/
bash.org #46421:\n \n<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs\n<dortch> i have silence of the lambs\n<dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said
bash.org #46424:\n \n<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once.  I think it was a mistake.
bash.org #46427:\n \n<crushdmb> blah\n<crushdmb> I HATE EXES\n* crushdmb kills all exes\n<vap0r> hahaah\n<vap0r> why?\n<crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an asshole\n<vap0r> i thought you meant .exe
bash.org #46431:\n \n* Admiral_Justin shoves vex into /dev/null\n* Vex Quit (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #46445:\n \n* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting\n<DocRestarting> brb\n* DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<Sean> that was so pointless
bash.org #46449:\n \n<generic> but ive decided to switch this lappy to mandrake instead of linux
bash.org #46461:\n \n<miv>   http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm\n<miv>   final meals of people who are on death row\n<miv>   "Justice, Equality, World Peace"\n<miv>   what kind of request is that\n<miv>   U CANT EAT THAT! moron\n<miv>   if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl\n<miv>   i'd eat her out
bash.org #46471:\n \n<stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke.\n<stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure hiccuphs?\n<stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the news.
bash.org #46472:\n \n<magusXXX> I think it's funny that roxio wants to buy napster.\n<magusXXX> "You steal it, we'll burn it!"
bash.org #46475:\n \n<fahd> stop making fun of my religion.  islam isn't funyn, it's serious\n<fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus\n<Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus?\n<fahd> >:(\n<Hat> Yeah, I guess not.  He's only good at bomb mak.... I mean chemistry.
bash.org #46485:\n \n<Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :(\n<Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop?\n<Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such
bash.org #46496:\n \n<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it...\n<nirosys> should be shot..
bash.org #46498:\n \n<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then\n<ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?
bash.org #46504:\n \n<Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team\n<JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life?
bash.org #46517:\n \n<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test\n<+The_Steel> I'm not suprised\n<+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow
bash.org #46541:\n \n* Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack \n<BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that.. \n<BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious?
bash.org #46550:\n \n<BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays\n<BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?"\n<BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!"
bash.org #46552:\n \n<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?"\n<BIGmog\|site> wanna urinate?!  that's your pick up line?\n<BIGmog\|site> you need to put something in between then\n<BIGmog\|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on
bash.org #46559:\n \n*** Ugly_Stick is now known as Bueghty_Stick\n*** Bueghty_Stick is now known as Buehty_Stick\n*** Buehty_Stick is now known as Buhty_Stick\n*** Buhty_Stick is now known as Beuhty_Stick\n*** Beuhty_Stick is now known as Beugty_Stick\n<Beugty_Stick> how the hell do you spell beughty!
bash.org #46565:\n \n<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits \n<Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is
bash.org #46581:\n \nComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody?\nAuto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids\nComNerd1: oh, ok\nKarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.
bash.org #46589:\n \n<Killrbyte> I hate faggots.  They stole our word.\n<Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy.  Now it means you have a sore ass.
bash.org #46593:\n \n<kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore\n<}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer?
bash.org #46598:\n \n<Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload???\n<Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp?\n         dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0=warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+\n         MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain&\n         parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov\n<Garret> Just go here.\n<Guest17888> garret its true or false\n<Garret> It's true.\n<Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s!\n<Guest17888> garret its not true\n<Garret> You clicked the link?\n<Guest17888> yes garret and.....\n<Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right?\n<Guest17888> fuck ya all\n* Quits: Guest17888 (MKIRCN-003@212.182.122.Kg9=) (QUIT: User exited)
bash.org #46608:\n \n<AlBo^StUd> eyyyyyy\n<AlBo^StUd> i have a virus i fink\n<AlBo^StUd> like wen im on the net\n<AlBo^StUd> my mouse goes nuts\n<AlBo^StUd> n cliks everywere\n<AlBo^StUd> n wen i move it it makes it worse\n<AlBo^StUd> d only way i kan get it off is by d/c my mouse n reconecting it\n<My`Albanian`Ass> u running windows 98?
bash.org #46610:\n \n(&) rak (rak@vw-7462.idx.com.au) is trying to send you Gayness.exe(20 kb) on port 3283.
bash.org #46611:\n \n* Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\\n< josie> whyyyy?\n<@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm\n<@Anaconda> think if got it\n<@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get what I mean
bash.org #46619:\n \n<cin> i have friends in my bum\n<cin> My mum says they're worms\n<cin> But I know better
bash.org #46630:\n \n<_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter?
bash.org #46632:\n \n<flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and now I have no ink left :-/\n<Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :)
bash.org #46634:\n \n<Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22 cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a week "
bash.org #46635:\n \n<-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs)
bash.org #46637:\n \n<SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something\n<SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured\n<SLURPee> her response was\n<SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'
bash.org #46640:\n \n<Udeth> i fucking HATE counterstrike-players\n<Udeth> i hope they all die.\n<Udeth> irl
bash.org #46643:\n \n<Mazlem> was it on a gravestone?\n\n<cranky> I've always avoided sex after funerals\n\n<l0g1c> nah, it was in her room.\n\n<cranky> generally the bodies are too cold by then\n\n<TxcPoison> thats what microwaves are for\n\n<l0g1c> hah, beat me to it.\n\n<TxcPoison> wow\n\n<l0g1c> just warm the important part up.
bash.org #46646:\n \n<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring n33ds\n<TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to know what they are in for :P
bash.org #46647:\n \n<czechreck> Well I bribed the misses to pick us up from the pub with a\n          bottle of southern comfort\n<czechreck> Apparently I made a boo-boo during drunken sex with her\n          tho\n<czechreck> I told her I'd 'had better'
bash.org #46648:\n \n<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated\n          my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter
bash.org #46652:\n \n<C4> I overclocked my mousepad.\n<tminos> thats nothing, I have my waterbed OC'ed, now I only have to sleep for two hours a night
bash.org #46656:\n \n<Gusto> you're clearly an anal assassin, your gay insults just prove your desire for penis
bash.org #46664:\n \n<sh-> i can get myself banned, thank you very much\n<ohdiesel> sh-: just stick your hands in the olive tray \n<sh-> my idea involves indecent exposure and deli meat
bash.org #46667:\n \n<WildElf> i dunno notpad scripting too well \n<WildElf> java on the other hand i sorta understand..
bash.org #46671:\n \n<flawed> if you go test drive a jaguar they should give you a free neon \n<flawed> as a gift
bash.org #46672:\n \n<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter\n<@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter"\n<@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type\n<@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter\n<@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound"\n<@X-G> like, a koan?\n<@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter?\n<@elver> a koan?\n<@X-G> yah, koan.\n<@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening.\n<@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess\n<@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on
bash.org #46673:\n \n<bean-> penises are cute!\n<carmzz> they look like little darth vaders
bash.org #46675:\n \n<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my dick in my hand
bash.org #46677:\n \n(pantherqs) isnt there some gradeschool playground you should be stalking or something?\n<Gusto> oh buddy\n<Gusto> there are TWO, count em, TWO grade schools right beside my apartment\n<Gusto> little jewish preschoolers running around\n<Gusto> one day i'm going to snap a load on one of their beanies
bash.org #46679:\n \n<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount?\n<ymir> You don't mount witches.\n<ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.
bash.org #46681:\n \n(panthernt) but theres this big black-ish cloud in detroit's general direction\n<energize> that's just niggers reflecting into the sky
bash.org #46683:\n \n(energize) wanna blow me?\n(Wickey) wanna earn my trust back??\n(energize) can i do both at the same time?
bash.org #46687:\n \n<Gusty> being black would be cool \n<Gusty> you could have your own neighbourhood\n<Gusty> where the cops are afraid to go
bash.org #46691:\n \n<pantherqs> i wonder what masturbation in the dark under strobe light with fluorescent paint on your penis and a black light would look like...
bash.org #46695:\n \n<beretta> i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee!\n<beretta> boy is my face red\n<mischief> embarassing :P\n<beretta> no, blood.
bash.org #46698:\n \n<pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got setup now \n<_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1\n<_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere \n<_Tonto> except \n<_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere
bash.org #46699:\n \n(+Ruskins) AeroBob doenst like star wars, so hes clearly a BIG FAG\n(+Normandy) I think he was referring to your sexual orientation actually\n(+Kazimierz) I thought he meant he was a giant cigarette
bash.org #46700:\n \n(+Kazimierz) Groundhog Day is on TV so much it's as if the film's really happening
bash.org #46701:\n \n<datacide> well\n<datacide> and always remember the old saying...\n<datacide> no cock is as hard as life\n<Rjx> I've never heard that one\n<debutante> uh\n<debutante> me either\n<debutante> FREAK\n<Rjx> I think that should have been the line in Forrest Gump
bash.org #46704:\n \n<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm\n<Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being shitty\n<neclimdul> that's not even encoding\n<EddyB43> RM is destruction.\n<EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures of a show while it airs.
bash.org #46708:\n \n<Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a corncob holder thing\n<Funky_> hahahahahahah\n<Funky_> is it bad?\n<Spooky42> its bleeding a little..\n<Funky_> :(\n<Spooky42> i got butter on it too :(\n<Funky_> ok...\n<Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a corncob holder thing?\n<Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :(\n<Funky_> wtf\n<Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face?\n<Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek\n<Funky_> HAHAHAHAH\n<Spooky42> it hurts!\n<Funky_> sorry\n<Funky_> It's just too funny\n<Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!
bash.org #46711:\n \n<qrg> i dont want to commercialize my orgasms
bash.org #46712:\n \n<_molly_> i only shower when i A: smell, or B: fall into the mudd \n<melf> Does B happen a lot ?
bash.org #46714:\n \n<Duker900> I wonder if quasar dreams in C++\n<Duker900> quasar would like try to have a wet dream\n<Duker900> and he'd get compile errors\n<Duker900> "ERROR: func_erection is undefined"
bash.org #46716:\n \n<ateteen> somery: I'm a professional Common Lisp developer and faraday-cage technician. \n<sklib> if you mention common lisp again \n<sklib> I will fucking put a knife up your butt \n<sklib> and carve myself a hamburger
bash.org #46717:\n \n<Molson> Yeah...Good idea\n<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell\n<Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month\n<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.\n<Jouka> Bwahahaha\n<Cindy728> um.....ew....
bash.org #46720:\n \n<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them...
bash.org #46721:\n \n<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :(\n<Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P\n<Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle...\n<Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P\n<Vindictive> Does a cat count?
bash.org #46723:\n \n(Torben): a friend of mine drank a glass of vomit for another small frat, although he could have said no to that\n(Torben): he got 90 euros for it but i would still never do that\n(Alomar): didnt he drink a glass of piss, threw that up and someone else drank that piss-vomit?\n(Torben): err another friend drank the piss first\n(bananana): what the fuck is wrong with people?\n(Biggdogg): yea, id tell them to shove that up their frathappy asses, heh\n(Torben): i'm now confusing things, the piss-drinker got the 90 euros, the other one got nothing\n([TE]Plantman): lol\n(Torben): but still\n(Biggdogg): piss drinker. something to be proud of, heh\n(Torben): :p\n([TE]Plantman): which is worse? Doing something like that for free, or doing it for money? In one you're sort of a prostitute...in the other you're just stupid :p\n(bananana): you can fuck a thousand men and noone will say a thing.. but drink piss once and you're branded as a piss-drinker for life
bash.org #46726:\n \n(sean) OMFG\n(sean) dominos came\n(sean) and when dominos comes\n(sean) sean cums\n(BigRo2k2) ok, and what?\n(BigRo2k2) ok buddy\n(BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man
bash.org #46730:\n \n<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose I might as well camp here as well\n* RndmLeon prods Asimov\n<Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation\n*** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon\n<Ankheg> assimilation complete\n<RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready
bash.org #46731:\n \n<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1?\n<waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is haveing surgery to fix it soon
bash.org #46735:\n \n<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class\n<soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?"\n<demizius> better than the bald guy right?\n<soapZOMBIE> i wear hats
bash.org #46736:\n \n<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because they fit in asses better
bash.org #46737:\n \n<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.
bash.org #46741:\n \n<stonr> woulda been fun\n<stonr> if i wasn't getting raped constantly
bash.org #46744:\n \n<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in\n           M&Ms and Lucky Charms\n<Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow?\n<_Tenchi_> yeah\n<_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles\n<rs> tenchi:  mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms
bash.org #46745:\n \n<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me\n<Mojo> i feel unique and smart\n<Mojo> and less nerdy\n<Mojo> wait i never was nerdy\n<Mojo> YEA\n<Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!
bash.org #46748:\n \n<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet?\n<Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev\n<TonyD> i already did, it didn't help
bash.org #46750:\n \n<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ?\n<boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.
bash.org #46754:\n \n* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free.\n<Gnimsh> Publisher=MS?\n<osmaker> sure\n<osmaker> any publisher\n<Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd?\n<osmaker> dunno for sure
bash.org #46757:\n \n<Molson> Yeah...Good idea\n<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell\n<Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month\n<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.
bash.org #46759:\n \n<Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn
bash.org #46760:\n \n<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create\n<fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related words in here
bash.org #46763:\n \n<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking\n<rooster> shes 60\n<Lowbrow> oh.\n<PamelaPeaks> ...
bash.org #46766:\n \n<Titan> Where is everyone?\n<GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass\n<Alby> that is sad ;(\n<GOLDNFIRE> ya\n<GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4 homeless people are there as well
bash.org #46767:\n \n<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol))\n<MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way?\n<Dest> Yes.\n<Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.
bash.org #46771:\n \n<sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops prices
bash.org #46773:\n \n<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?\n<elSandros> Disgusting.
bash.org #46774:\n \n[StorDuff] wtf, he left. i cant even pick up people (gay or not) on irc :(
bash.org #46777:\n \n<@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars to hook up every household in the country to broadband internet.\n<@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband connections by 2005, reports BBC.\n<@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the massive infrastructure project.\n<div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n\n<div> best govt ever
bash.org #46779:\n \nTwilightKnight: omfg\nTwilightKnight: i just lost 2 and a half hours of my life\nTwilightKnight: to unreal tournament\nDrSpaZZo: Really? I just fucking lost 4 hours of my life to fixing my laptop\nDrSpaZZo: So shut the fuck up
bash.org #46783:\n \nDr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you.\nTwilightKnight00: um i'm cold?\nDr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire.\nTwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny\nDr SpaZZo: I know...\nTwilightKnight00: if it does happen\nTwilightKnight00: grab your digicam\nTwilightKnight00: i want video
bash.org #46784:\n \nDr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire.\nTwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
bash.org #46790:\n \n<Kio> Blizz.\n<Kio> I submitted the Titanic quote to bash.\n<blizz_away> Er.\n<blizz_away> Kio.\n<blizz_away> The titanic quote is from bash.
bash.org #46791:\n \n<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations.\n<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet\n<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype\n<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too
bash.org #46792:\n \n<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're shitting all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you
bash.org #46794:\n \nDr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore\nTwilightKnight00: its still good!\nDr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still good
bash.org #46795:\n \n<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking\n<debutante> I say enter and its done\n<Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs\n<Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years\n<Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance\n<debutante> well im lying anyway\n<Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
bash.org #46796:\n \n<charka> that lady you yelled at \n<charka> who started crying \n<jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her? \n<charka> you should scare her with some fireworks :) \n<jesus> That is only funny the first few times
bash.org #46799:\n \n<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to appear on QDB or is just bornt that way\n<Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever\n<NekoGirl> ok, remaking\n<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way
bash.org #46800:\n \n<R-e-s-t> i know about 3 quarters of the whole html
bash.org #46803:\n \n(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems
bash.org #46804:\n \n(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
bash.org #46809:\n \n<Freed> jesus got his holy water all over my ass :(
bash.org #46810:\n \n<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing\n\n--> twentydead has joined #linux\n<twentydead> in ur butt\n<-- twentydead has left #linux\n<twentydead_serv> man who was that\n<Freezer> i wonder
bash.org #46811:\n \nfastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...\nfastfido2000: It's SCARY.\nKefka505: ....\nKefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.\nfastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"\nKefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
bash.org #46813:\n \n(code-game) black people like to dance
bash.org #46814:\n \n<franx> im suing myself, for being so homo
bash.org #46816:\n \n* TLSPRWR bangs his head extremely hard on a blunt object\n<Tetsuo> Poor blunt object\n<Arrow> Yes, poor blunt object.  I wanted to smoke that.  Now it's ruined  ;_;
bash.org #46820:\n \n* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time\n<Arrow> FIRST TIME?!\n<BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B\n<Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
bash.org #46835:\n \n<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight\n<Bigbacon> did you?\n<krypt> yeah\n<krypt> i told her best friend last night\n<Bigbacon> what was her responce?\n<krypt> her best friend was like\n<krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough'\n<krypt> then i was like\n<krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too'\n<krypt> and her friend was like\n<krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
bash.org #46837:\n \n<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever.\n<Sep\|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades
bash.org #46839:\n \n<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels.  I still don't know why.
bash.org #46840:\n \n<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room\n<The-Fighter> *cough*\n<BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
bash.org #46844:\n \n> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel\n(Scott)  A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
bash.org #46846:\n \n<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP
bash.org #46850:\n \n<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router.\n<loucura> Route me baby Route me!  Oh!  Oh yah!  Oh!\n<ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through\n<loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
bash.org #46858:\n \n<CHAT Phut>  I'm a rebel.\n<CHAT Phut>  Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT!\n<CHAT Phut>  (you are supposed to look both ways)
bash.org #46860:\n \nRabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D" \nRabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
bash.org #46867:\n \n<Freaky> y'know what i don't get... \n<ButtMcFloyd> laid?
bash.org #46869:\n \n<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market\n<+DrDiamond> no joke \n<+DrDiamond> terrible name \n<@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado. \n<+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one \n<+DrDiamond> it's a chain \n<@kelea> lordy.  A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.
bash.org #46899:\n \n(@flawed) it's not rape until you get picked out of the line up.
bash.org #46913:\n \n<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse?\n<CaptainCanada231> *goatee
bash.org #46925:\n \n<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
bash.org #46927:\n \n<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source?  forum.incesttaboo.com ...
bash.org #46933:\n \n( cyc )  brb\n<--  ( Quit )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!) \n( Cybermutt4 )  oi\n( Cybermutt4 )  that kid is annoying\n\n-->  ( join )  cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (#linux).\n( Cybermutt4 )  welcome back
bash.org #46948:\n \n<Drull> OMG\n<Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN???\n<CowWEB> no whats going on?\n<ego-man> ????\n<ego-man> what channel is cnn?\n<Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn\n<LadyNikki> lol\n<ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin
bash.org #46953:\n \n<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today \n<OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!
bash.org #46954:\n \n<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back\n<Usual> oh here it is\n<Usual> shit\n<Usual> you think god saw that?
bash.org #46961:\n \n<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me\n<Trahen0ts> that's it\n<Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you\n<Trahen0ts> *turn up polka*\n<Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs?\n<Usiel> your picture\n<Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else\n<Usiel> looks like you\n<Trahen0ts> how do you know?\n<Usiel> i saw you\n<Trahen0ts> when?\n<Usiel> couple years ago\n<Trahen0ts> ..\n<Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else.\n<Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me\n<Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy\n<Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me
bash.org #46962:\n \n<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
bash.org #46981:\n \n<@neotek> i saw the best book title today\n<@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'
bash.org #46986:\n \n<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me?\n<@neotek> do you have nude pics?\n<+jadedragon> nope\n<@neotek> then probably not.
bash.org #47006:\n \n<Schoonzie> dude\n<Schoonzie> 16\n<ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN\n<Schoonzie> getting her kit off\n<Schoonzie> unpopular?\n<Schoonzie> i dont think so\n<ApoIIyon> illegal?\n<ApoIIyon> i think so
bash.org #47032:\n \n*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming)\n<@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"
bash.org #47059:\n \n<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers\n<neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...
bash.org #47060:\n \n<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up\n<@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.
bash.org #47064:\n \n<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do... continously goes down on me...
bash.org #47068:\n \n<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.\n<Wes> hahahah\n<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night\n<Wes> Ah come on\n<kolby> nah man, seriously\n*** Jacob has joined #e/n\n<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?
bash.org #47069:\n \n<milenko> september was much better for my downloads\n<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit\n<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa
bash.org #47083:\n \n<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home\n<pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man
bash.org #47084:\n \n<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key.\n<NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!!\n<Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.
bash.org #47103:\n \n<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type?\n<Cereus> not really\n<Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type\n<xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout\n<xjeff> .........\n<Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about\n<Cereus> congratulations. one word correct
bash.org #47106:\n \n<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole?\n<MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq?\n<Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh\n<morgaSTFU> eeew\n<MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please
bash.org #47108:\n \nJahidi:   like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and it sounded like\n          that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that lives next door was\n          fucking some other dude...freaked me out\nbbyhewie: really?\nJahidi:   yeah...but it must have been something else...couldn't have been that\nbbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the most pathetic\n          inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all time and they're\n          gonna live happily ever after.\nJahidi:   Nah, you wern't idle
bash.org #47116:\n \n<DruMorgan> Anyone remember Big Bird singing the song about the alphabet pronouncing it as one big word?\n<DruMorgan> AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez\n<MrSnazz> didn't that open up a gateway to hell or something?
bash.org #47127:\n \n<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft\n<The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence
bash.org #47132:\n \n<mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab..\n<flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"
bash.org #47134:\n \n<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :)\n<flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud\n<flawed> ah the Age of Laziness
bash.org #47145:\n \n<BloodFromStone> XP probably has a button that summons local monkeys to brutalize my isp.\n<[Sl]Ashy> no, bfs\n<[Sl]Ashy> I'm afraid that first the monkeys duct tape you to a chair and taunt you, then proceed to take off your clothing, take pictures for later blackmail, and -then- rip your ISP's server to shreds.\n<BloodFromStone> o_o\n<BloodFromStone> XP is dangerous.\n<[Sl]Ashy> Yes.\n<Iepetus> yeah\n<[Sl]Ashy> Handle with care.\n<Iepetus> monkeys seem cute and all\n<Iepetus> but when that happens... it's no fun\n<Iepetus> ...\n<Iepetus> or so I hear
bash.org #47157:\n \n<Cowclops> wtf\n<Weng> WTF\n<NKD> WTF\n<Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2\n*** ben6 has joined #athlon\n<Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://www.inetadv.net\n<NKD> HAHAHA\n<Weng> I have OS/2\n<NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply\n<Weng> But I sure as fuck don't USE it\n<Cowclops> I kinda hope that too\n<NKD> I have OS/2\n<NKD> Oh wait nm\n<NKD> thats a PS/2 port
bash.org #47170:\n \n<TDS> THAT MAKE NO SENSE ANYWAY. IF 50 % OF AMERICANS ARE BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE, HOW CAN IT BE AVERAGE? \n<SneakAtack> TDS is an idiot. half the people are below the average and half the people are above the average. that's why it's an average. \n<Moik> >_< TDS makes the upper half possible.\n<Bob_Dole> ROFL @ Moik \n<SneakAtack> hehee \n<SneakAtack> I feel almost bad. I should have waited for more people to reply and then agreed with TDS. \n<TDS> that was a momentary lapse. my iq has been found to be 163. \n<FFVI> You forgot a decmial point, TDS \n<SneakAtack> TDS: 163 with a mean of 500?
bash.org #47176:\n \n<djdan> You are a really weird d00d.\n<djdan> hm.\n<djdan> d00d upside-down is p00p.
bash.org #47209:\n \n<Tirlas> I remember the dream vividly... I don't know how to express it :-(\n<Schroe> My suggestion is to use words and phrases in English grammatical structure.
bash.org #47220:\n \n<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
bash.org #47226:\n \n<Moik> Jesus would drive a Jesus Bus from GTA.\n<KatR> As God, I can say that Jesus would drive a BattleMech.  \n<Moik> Jesus would drive K@R's mom like a Shriner's Mini-Car.  \n<KatR> Moik, I have no mother. +Creator of all [including me]  \n<Moik> Sorry, that was a typo. It should say: "Jesus would drive K@R like a japanese schoolgirl on rollerskate heading to bukakke class." \n<Moik> The keys are like, right next to each other.  \n<KatR> Of course they are. You're still wrong. K@R > Jesus.  \n<Moik> Doesn't mean you wouldn't like it.  \n<KatR> Moik: Methinks you're projecting again.  \n<Moik> In essence, yes, that's what a man must do when participating in bukakke.  \n<Dark Shadow> that's one of the best 'come'backs I've ever seen.
bash.org #47227:\n \nSean: Yeah I thought of it while I was getting a snack.\nJay: Snacks, is there anything they can't do?\nSean: Umm... I was going to say provide sexual pleasure, but I've heard you can have sex with banana peels.\nJay: brb
bash.org #47228:\n \n*** Now talking in #math\n<Jahidi> One time nnitro sent me a picture of himself wearing nothing but a calculator.
bash.org #47229:\n \n<Logic_BomB> supprise your friends: put a chip bag over your croch and cut out the bottom of the bag, undo zipper, take it from there \n<Logic_BomB> or put mouse traps inside, whatever, just dont do both
bash.org #47234:\n \n* Genin grabs laz and sticks his thumb up his butthole \n<laz> at least i cut my fingernails yesterday
bash.org #47235:\n \n<Kilcannon> stealing builds character  \n<Genin> i have soooo much character
bash.org #47236:\n \n* BriteNite evens out gwen's ass \n<Gwenllian> thank you, dear \n<Genin> BriteNite: with donor tissue?
bash.org #47237:\n \n<BriteNite> somebody kill me now \n*  Genin hugs BN  \n<BriteNite> you bastard
bash.org #47238:\n \n<Genin> i am immortalized by the velocity my ass burgers shoot from my anus.
bash.org #47243:\n \n<energizer> how should i tell her? \n<flawed> just draw a little stick figure in photoshop then some barb wire then another stick figure on the other side of the wire, then put arrows pointing at each, one with "brian" and the other with "shannon" \n<flawed> doesn't have to be barb wire either, it can be a dragon.. or a moat
bash.org #47259:\n \n<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already?\n<astrOdz> http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/astrodz.avi\n<skaterboy> i don't see no video
bash.org #47271:\n \n<debutante> thanks orion you fucking piece of cow shit\n<orion> oo cow shit\n<orion> ouchers\n<orion> i used to step in cow patties as a child\n<orion> bare foot\n<orion> and let the shit ooze between my toes\n<orion> it felt wild\n<orion> my dad taught me that.
bash.org #47279:\n \n<UPC747> do you need bitches Max?\n<Max> I have man bitches\n<Max> er\n<Max> MANY\n<Max> man, what a fucking typo\n<UPC747> ROFL
bash.org #47283:\n \n[coderage] assemblers think c is a pussy language because you use more then half the keyboard
bash.org #47297:\n \n<zero> apparently the ceo was talking to some manager in the hallway at work today about "change management"\n<zero> except he kept on saying "management change"\n<zero> i only wish they got photos of that poor managers face
bash.org #47307:\n \n<lech> porn and programming, what could be better\n<antiuser> hmm, a real girl? \n<lech> well that's the source
bash.org #47316:\n \n<ryda> <Skitzo> hold alt and press F+A+X for mirc fax mode\n<ryda> lol im not that stupid\n<milenko> nah\n<milenko> you dont have to hold alt\n<milenko> just press alt then type fax,  its for dccing files, not faxing\n<ryda> pressing alt f a x quits mirc, you n00b\n<milenko> no it dosent\n<milenko> it brings up the dcc window\n*** ryda has quit IRC\n<milenko> whos the n00b now?
bash.org #47317:\n \n<D-BOY> how is it people can possibly find japanese people smart\n<D-BOY> look at their food\n<D-BOY> they can't figure out how to cook it\n<D-BOY> look what they do with rice\n<D-BOY> <Japanese Dude> Maybe if I roll it into a ball it will taste better!\n<D-BOY> <Chinese or Mexican Guy> I'll lightly pan fry the rice and season it to perfection while adding in choice meats and vegetables to create a dish in itself\n<D-BOY> <Japanese Guy> I can't figure out how to start a fire. I'll just eat my fish raw.\n<D-BOY> <Chinese Guy> I'll marinate the fish in a 2:1 ratio of egg to cornstarch and fry it to add a thick breadding. Then coat it in a sauze of ginger, hot bean sazuce, and add vegetables\n<MM> Maybe it's just age-old tradition...?\n<D-BOY> More like age-old idiocy\n<D-BOY> Idiocy is inherited from generation to generation\n<D-BOY> Look at Israel and Palestine
bash.org #47325:\n \n(bi0_away) Universal Realm Enterprises, Inc. (PATHFUSION-DOM)\n(bi0_away) PO Box 903\n(bi0_away) Volcano\n(bi0_away) HI,96785\n(bi0_away) US\n(bi0_away) HI\n(bi0_away) lol\n(bi0_away) a city called Hi\n(bi0_away) "hi, welcome to hi"\n(FenixTxD) Its hawaii\n(FenixTxD) idiot.
bash.org #47326:\n \n<Ranzer> Mish``: btw what kinda connection you on? i dont wanna be laggin you too much ;]\n<Torka> Mish`` is Mish_@andover.net * Mish\n<Ranzer> and..?\n<Ranzer> i dont even know what andover.net is\n<paradon> Ranzer: andover.net is the "big evil corporate" that owns slashdot, sourceforge, newsforge, freshmeat, etc, iirc.\n<Ranzer> paradon: ah, so it has more bandwidth than god?\n<tristan_> pretty much :>
bash.org #47327:\n \n<Killrbyte> HAHAHA.  My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class.  Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.
bash.org #47328:\n \n<Corrupt_> brb i gotta stir the stew\n<shaan> that so sounds like he is masturbating\n<shaan> done "stirring the stew" there\n<Corrupt_> all stirred up\n<Corrupt_> i got some all over my face
bash.org #47329:\n \n(http://www.yodelbank.com is the worlds first cyberbank u can access using IRC bot commands)\n*** Now talking in #yodel\n<r0bb0r> right this is\n<r0bb0r> a stick up\n<yodel> hi r0bb0r\n<r0bb0r> gimme all ur money\n<r0bb0r> and no one gets hurt\n* r0bb0r waves gun at all\n<r0bb0r> come on then i am not joking\n<yodel> here take it!\n<yodel> DRAN_100.00_20031119_ShcjkX/CTzeExE0icgZColDatsQ_F+CldGJPOQO4VKMxSnPdH6SaER w\n<r0bb0r> thank u\n<r0bb0r> is this your first robbery?\n<yodel> yes\n<r0bb0r> excellent i can claim the first IRC robbery in history\n* r0bb0r runs off
bash.org #47348:\n \n* [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has joined #script\n<[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)"\n<God> something or someone cancelled the script\n<[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it...\n<God> stop cancelling it\n<[A]LastOutlaw> k\n* [A]LastOutlaw (_A_LastOut@142.161.86.255) has left #script
bash.org #47356:\n \n<BradJ*hnson> OMG, I lost my mouse!\n<Dilly4> Your cursor, or your entire mouse?\n<BradJ*hnson> Um, both.  Isn't the cursor attached to the bottom of the mouse?\n<Dilly4> What?  Do you run your mouse around on the screen?\n<BradJ*hnson> No, on the mouse pad...oh, I see.  The cursor is the arrow, right?\n<Dilly4> New to computers, eh?\n<BradJ*hnson> You wouldn't believe it, but I'm actually really good with computers\nDilly4 doesn't believe it.\n<BradJ*hnson> How did you do that?  I got my mouse back!\n<Dilly4> it typed "/me doesn't believe it"\n<BradJ*hnson> "/me wants to make money with computers"\nDilly4 suggests that the best way for you to make money is to sell yours.\n<BradJ*hnson> Fucker.\nGanGreen thinks he'll submit this lameness to Bash.\nDilly4 nods in agreement.\n<BradJ*hnson> "/me wonders if this is working right on your end.  What is Bash?"\n<Dilly4> GanG, make sure you blank out his name so his family (and future customers) don't see what a lamer he is.\n<GanGreen> NP.  How about if I make it "BradJ*hnson"?\nDilly4 laughs his head off.\n<BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid.  I'm smrat tho"\nDilly4 can't control his fits of laughter\n<BradJ*hnson> smart.  you all suck hard.
bash.org #47381:\n \n<The-Virus> any C programmer here :)\n<wf> yea i got a C in programming class\n<wf> that count?
bash.org #47382:\n \n<suebatwork> How about "want to come to my apt. to smoke a j?" think that will work for a pickup line\n<grivas> really good if your name is "j"
bash.org #47390:\n \n(Mobb-Deep) still using AO hell?\n(tori_anus) no, shabbo.. it's just one of those aol shell accounts so i can be ereet
bash.org #47392:\n \n<triky> my dad, to this day, says he was in vietnam. and i'm like... dude... that's clinton oklahoma you were in. you joined the airforce so you wouldn't get drafted into the army and die\n<triky> the old man then learned computer programming\n<triky> and wrote the very famous program that made kentucky fried chicken cash registers work
bash.org #47403:\n \n<Shivaway> sue me im bored shitless\n<mmx> eat a dick? :(\n<Shivaway> no thx\n<Shivaway> im on a no dick diet, i hear it goes straight to your ass
bash.org #47420:\n \n<Cheez> oh ffs. how many times. they should have SO given dos an LS command
bash.org #47427:\n \n<wormy98> naw, its one of the new plasma screens\n<beretta> plasma? isnt that the stuff that the caves in alaska shoot out?\n<wormy98> no. that's lava, volcanoes, and hawaii.\n<EDMundane> beretta: is there any limit to your stupidity?
bash.org #47430:\n \n<Pigsbig78> my chat up line is "awk chmod grep" \n<Darkroot> Pigsbig78: mine is 'omg, you whore, someone chmod a+x your-vagina' \n<Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' > meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep
bash.org #47457:\n \n<@keoki> If he is, however, constantly harassing you, then report it to an IRCop. \n<Rogue> Report it to chanserv \n<@ChanServ> Report it to me? Bleh, I am just here to aid with channel help, and op you silly mortals. \n<Rogue> ChanServ doesn't normally talk back to me, he is like the god on IRC, i believe! \n<@ChanServ> And I said, let there be services! and it was so.
bash.org #47462:\n \n<DavidGilmour> Some people are like Slinkies... generally useless, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
bash.org #47464:\n \n(MolsonCanadian) http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/index.html \n(TheOneShamrock) 70 percent cannot find New Jersey, 49 percent cannot find New York, 11 percent cannot find the United States  <--- THOSE are the scary ones!\n(anticimex) ROFL doesn't the US have schools?\n(anticimex) Only 71% can find the pacific ocean!\n(Moik) Lord save us if THAT'S the Protector of the Free World. \n(Moik) "Quick, they need our help guarding freedom in Malaysia!" \n(Moik) Later in Amsterdam... \n(Moik) "Malaysians sure smoke alot of hash!"
bash.org #47472:\n \n<ReAc> i never alternate between wanking and typing \n<ReAc> that's just unhygenic \n<ReAc> unless you're typing with one hand \n<Hecateh> im typing with the up strokes
bash.org #47482:\n \n166296586: Hello.. How are you? I hope great :-)\n\nLockee: hello, how are you?  i hope not another fucking spambot\n..... (some time later) .....\n\nLockee: aww cmon, that all you got?\n\nLockee: a single scripted annoying ass message?\n\nLockee: wait, i know\n\nLockee: damnit i'm stupid.....\n\nLockee: i just advertised this number as being active\n\nLockee: which means now your company can sell it to even LESS scrupulous companies\n\nLockee: fuckmefuckmefuckme
bash.org #47490:\n \n<Dek> i have jackass downloaded\n<Killrbyte> Dek: I downloaded JackAss.  It was actually Fight Club.  Fucking morons.\n<Dek> i was trying to download porn and got jackass....go figure
bash.org #47507:\n \n<Wynn> ... I've been single for a long.. long.. long.. time now...\n<Wynn> and the ladies have been warned.\n<Gothmog> (as have the men, the livestock and any particularly animate parts of the vegetation)
bash.org #47528:\n \n<spiecq> mike my gf wanna visit canada can we stay at your place \n<Miscreant> yeah, your gf can stay at my place. \n<Miscreant> we can find a hotel for you spice
bash.org #47530:\n \nIVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen\nBiax14: iviasterflunk\nIVIasterFunk: funk*\nIVIasterFunk: bastard\nBiax14: D'oh\nBiax14: My mistake ;\nIVIasterFunk: my ass\nBiax14: is smeely\nIVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key\nIVIasterFunk: u*\nIVIasterFunk: fuck
bash.org #47532:\n \n<@kmad> //say $calc(Sersans IQ)\n<@Sersan_43> 0\n<@Sersan_43> wtf
bash.org #47540:\n \n<@playstation201> check the device manager silly\n<[TSE]SPaZED> where's that at?\n<@playstation201> right click on My Computer, click properties, then click hardware, then click device manager\n.....\n<[TSE]SPaZED> im still looking for my computer\n<@playstation201> ok, then press and hold the windows key, and press the pause break key\n<@PSX_Cheatster> Oooo... ain't that fancy\n<@playstation201> impress at my hotkey skillz PSX_Cheatster? :-p\n<@PSX_Cheatster> Not really playstation201, I don't need to memorize silly hotkeys like that cause I'm smart enough to find My Computer...
bash.org #47541:\n \n<somebodyelse> The original message was received at Wed, 20 Nov 2002 21:07:42 -0600\n<somebodyelse> from miaqfl-as-2-ip-6.atlantic.net [209.208.60.37]\n<somebodyelse>    ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----\n<somebodyelse> <email@domain.com>\n<somebodyelse>     (reason: 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed)\n<somebodyelse>    ----- Transcript of session follows -----\n<somebodyelse> ... while talking to mail.seekeywest.com.:\n<somebodyelse> >>> RCPT To:<email@domain.com>\n<somebodyelse> <<< 550 5.7.1 <email@domain.com>... relay attempt failed\n<somebodyelse> 550 5.1.1 <email@domain.com>... User unknown\n<somebodyelse> why do i get that?\n<dnky> because, no one would bother to email "email@domain.com"
bash.org #47542:\n \n<dokutake> i never saw the appeal of buttsex anyway\n<dokutake> i mean, receiving, there's a cock up your ass, and if you're giving, you're getting poo on your wang
bash.org #47557:\n \n<demonrest> anyone know of a site that would be good to find out if there is a .net activation bypass?\n<Jaykul> demonrest?\n<Jaykul> you're not asking for warez HERE, are you?\n<Daemon> he already got the warez\n<Daemon> he needs the crack
bash.org #47574:\n \n<Rambozo> wow\n<Rambozo> the lights went out\n<Rambozo> it's blacker in here than monday nights on UPN
bash.org #47583:\n \n<@nik0li> SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.\n<@nik0li> Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."\n<@prence_> shit, ill eat my own man-juice if it will help me lose 30 pounds!
bash.org #47586:\n \n<Abstract> must be nice to have an employer who pays you\n<lophyte> it is..\n<lophyte> your employer don't pay you?\n<Abstract> nah my clients suck major ass\n<Abstract> and i hate them\n<lophyte> lol\n<Abstract> and the only thing i will ever code for them again is a spoon so they can eat my ass
bash.org #47588:\n \nIbekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just sitting on your couch\nKeli_86: right..i completely agree with you\nIbekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way to meet new friends and just see\nKeli_86: you couldnt have put it any better \nIbekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back on?
bash.org #47590:\n \n<GSValore> basic VMS system I configured a moment ago from compaq was like $33,000US\n<GenmaC> haha\n<GenmaC> "hmmm...get a car...get a VMS box...get a car...get a VMS box..."
bash.org #47599:\n \n<pandabob> Dude, you want to catch bin Laden? Open an account in his name at Blockbuster, and don't return a few DVDs.\n<pandabob> *That'll* catch Bin Laden.
bash.org #47600:\n \n<ChineseElite> dirty is a fsking prono in itself\n<ChineseElite> ahh shit ive been on net too long.. i just said prono
bash.org #47604:\n \n<Threeboy> if you run linux you pretty much scream "IM A VIRGIN" btw.
bash.org #47610:\n \n<Shinji>  Like a couple playing catch with an aborted fetus, atleast I caught my mistake.
bash.org #47615:\n \n<snowdrake> no sooner do I upgrade my BIOS for >64GB support than, by all appearances, a kernel driver appears that supports the jumper option I disabled.\n<snowdrake> but BIOS native support is probably the better option.\n<MDK> It's a feature. "Annoying Updates"\n<MDK> In a 4098-bit encrypted folder in an invisible subdirectory.\n<MDK> I guessed the key by typing with two fingers.
bash.org #47627:\n \n<tn> !@)#(%&#R\n<tn> i absolutely DETEST doing tech support for pseudo-management\n<tn> "hey, i can't log in, it says my password is invalid or something, can you come upstairs and check?"\n<tn> so i go up and her bloody capslock is on\n<tn> i mean like, wtf\n<tn> they need to make Windows DE - Dummies Edition\n<tn> that will pull up all of the damn error messages BIG and BRIGHT along with the possible causes and bright colours\n<Peon> hahaha\n<Peon> poor tn =)\n<Peon> what's pseudo abt the management?\n<tn> everything.,\n<Peon> what did u say to her? \n<tn> "your capslock was on.  try again."\n<Peon> awww. that's too nice =)\n<tn> i agree\n<tn> i haven't received my increment yet though.\n<gampit> bah tn, you're no bofh thats for sure, you shouldve claimed her computer had an unhealthy color so it must contain a virus and then you shouldve smashed it to pieces\n<tn> that would have wasted too much time.  i have better things to do, like access her email now that i've seen the password ;]\n<Peon> lol. from her typing?\n<tn> of course\n<Peon> i'm not that good =(\n<tn> when ppl type one finger at a time...\n<Peon> ^^
bash.org #47631:\n \n<daenonok> thats pretty funny...d4n just icqed me that there have been like 48k quotes submitted to bash\n<daenonok> and less than 10k made it in\n<daenonok> that means theres 38k ppl who wasted their time submitting crappy quotes\n<daenonok> thats pretty funny
bash.org #47633:\n \n<milenko> brand new gaming pc $2500 \n<milenko> upgrades to play the latest games $500 \n<milenko> losing your girlfriend  $0   \n<milenko> having a state of the art rig and spending all of your time bumming around on irc with other losers just like you PRICELESS
bash.org #47638:\n \nJoin: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com!)\n<Mr_Shroom> Good gracious.\n<Mr_Shroom> My ass is bodacious.\n<Mr_Shroom> I had no idea!\n<Mr_Shroom> Why was I not informed of my spanktacular backside?\n<Mr_Shroom> Eh?\n<Mr_Shroom> ...\n<Mr_Shroom> Don't make me lay waste to your cities!\n<Mr_Shroom> Fiiine.\n<Mr_Shroom> You big babies.\nPart: Mr_Shroom (~Mr_Shroom@dt032n74.san.rr.com)\n<Coan_Arcanius> he's right, he did look good leaving
bash.org #47643:\n \n<s3ph>      ^_^              <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      ^_^            <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      ^_^          <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      ^_^        <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      O_o      <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      o_O    <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      O_o  <-----<<<\n<s3ph>      O_O<-----<<<\n<s3ph>      O_x----<<<\n<s3ph>     <x_x--<<<\n<s3ph>   <--x_x<<<\n<s3ph> <----x_x<\n<s3ph> ----<x_x\n<s3ph> --<<<x_x\n<s3ph> <<<  x_x\n<s3ph> <    x_x\n<s3ph>      x_x
bash.org #47644:\n \n<pimp^master> so u a girl or boy\n<triscuit> why you want to know\n<pimp^master> cuz i looking for a gf\n<triscuit> ah, well I should tell you irc is not the place to look, because there are tons of lying malicious people out there\n<triscuit> but I'm a female with large breasts
bash.org #47645:\n \n<SvenN00B> i have a script that'll msg me and tell me when people mention my name in rooms and stuff\n<SvenN00B> so i mentioned my own name and now it's in an endless loop telling me that SvenN00B mentioned my name and .. yeah .. it keeps on going :P\n*** SvenN00B has quit (Remote closed the connection)
bash.org #47646:\n \n<Gatsby> Glutamate to Lysine aat 487! \n<Insom_BF> what I can't figure out \n<Insom_BF> is how you manage to spell glutamate and lysine, but misspell 'at'
bash.org #47647:\n \n<k3tty> nfi\n<APULYG> Whats nfi?\n<TBC> no fucking idea.\n<APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know\n* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.
bash.org #47667:\n \n<teek> tenchi, ebay!\n<_Tenchi_> bah fuck ebay\n<_Tenchi_> i wouldnt buy a $9 cutlery set off of ebay\n<fate-> heh, a friend of mine in London bought a chest of drawers off of ebay, had to go pick it up by car (an hour away)\n<fate-> it sucked and wasn't of high quality like he expected, so we took it back, and on the way smashed it up, and left it on the guy's doorstep
bash.org #47669:\n \n<patchmonkey> After_8 - On the other hand, in 1995, a schoolteacher wrote to the Washington Post and stated, "I was told children are not to be expected to spell the following words correctly: back, big, call, came, can day, did, dog, down, get good, have, he, home, if, in ,is, it, like, little, man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play, ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time, two, too, up, us, very, water, we\n<unstable_at-work> dog? a fscking kindergarden student can spell dof\n<Fraggy> hahahahaha @ unstable\n* unstable_at-work runs and hides now
bash.org #47679:\n \n<cppdog-> :\\n<cppdog-> I just got raped at the park\n<cppdog-> OS Uptime (WinME): 3hrs 55mins 35secs\n<scotteh> after a good rape, the first thing you really wanna do, is check yer uptime
bash.org #47688:\n \n[@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY\n[+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay?\n[+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies?
bash.org #47716:\n \n<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber\n<@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist\n<@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?
bash.org #47717:\n \n< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam \n< zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/ \n< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
bash.org #47737:\n \nRamAss has joined #subaru\n<RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers\n<RamAss> muahahahah\n<pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/
bash.org #47750:\n \ntchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.
bash.org #47753:\n \n<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d\n<Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on?
bash.org #47756:\n \n<Angelz> ha\n<Angelz> I did not get flooded off!\n* Angelz (Angel@213.137.25.G9182=) Quit (Excess flood)
bash.org #47764:\n \n<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies\n<KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face'\n<KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy
bash.org #47772:\n \nKrav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...
bash.org #47780:\n \n<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!!\n<Tobywrk> you set up a chair\n<Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn\n<Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer
bash.org #47792:\n \n<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again\n<OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"
bash.org #47806:\n \n<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs.\n<Mentar Ex> What's your take on it?\n<@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.
bash.org #47816:\n \n<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a PROGMRA
bash.org #47827:\n \n<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x\n<Chimerasame> ..\n<Crimsonmonkey> which hole\n<Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME
bash.org #47834:\n \n<MiniMizer> god damn it\n<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing\n<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now\n<MiniMizer> bbl
bash.org #47849:\n \n* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout\n* Sjabby Quit\n<ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4\n<Karyon> lol
bash.org #47856:\n \n<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job\n<Buchwald> can you?  please?  mine sucks.\n<Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want\n<Prophecy> or polish my shoes\n<Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine\n<Prophecy> ?\n<Buchwald> spit shine?  well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of...\n<Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes
bash.org #47889:\n \n<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
bash.org #47902:\n \n<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest mall in canada has 3\n<EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country
bash.org #47908:\n \n<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!
bash.org #47911:\n \n<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?\n<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?\n<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?
bash.org #47941:\n \n<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit?\n<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least\n<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?\n<goatgirl> major vagina clench\n<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch\n<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row\n<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession\n<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D\n<goatgirl> hahahah
bash.org #47945:\n \n<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis \n<shane_work> whahoo\n<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo
bash.org #47949:\n \n<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way\n<DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do they?\n<punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that long-ass sentence
bash.org #47959:\n \n<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P\n<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?\n<Orian> Yes quite often\n<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?
bash.org #47996:\n \n<Rev> Oh man.  I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.
bash.org #48007:\n \nSweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl?\nIchiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to seriously
bash.org #48010:\n \n<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.
bash.org #48016:\n \n<Konsole> did your video card come in yet?\n<pushit> nope.\n<Konsole> those fuckers.\n<pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.\n<Konsole> ah.\n<Konsole> that should make up for it.\n<pushit> yeah.\n<pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.\n<Konsole> yeah.
bash.org #48025:\n \n<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up \n<GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count
bash.org #48026:\n \n<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat\n<preda> err pen is
bash.org #48027:\n \n<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')\n<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?\n<yods> the problem?\n<yods> thats easy\n<yods> i dont understand SQL\n<yods> if i did\n<yods> i might have a chance\n<@`2L_verkink> if u did\n<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help\n<@`2L_verkink> cause\n<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript
bash.org #48028:\n \n<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?\n<FairWtns> We could do a group thing.\n<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.\n<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.\n<FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do the group thing.\n<JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices\n<FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.\n<JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl\n<JaG> NOT enough orifices\n<FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'\n<JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums\n<FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"\n<FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.\n<JaG> Better than whats in me for it?
bash.org #48034:\n \n<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not like the environment is disgusting\n<Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used in strip mining
bash.org #48057:\n \n<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps\n<mikey1207> LOL\n<mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again\n<Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole
bash.org #48072:\n \nMerimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis?\nflynmonkeysattac: dunnu.  i live south of st. louis.  about a 15 minute drive from st. louis\nMerimack05: ok, your loser\nMerimack05: *closer\nflynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo?
bash.org #48091:\n \n<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip\n<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip
bash.org #48103:\n \n<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion!
bash.org #48113:\n \n<j4yj0hn> oh my god\n<j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night\n<j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go into his parents bathroom\n<j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet\n<j4yj0hn> what do i see? \n<j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra\n<j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys 9 year old brother\n<j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now\n<j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for indoor soccer at noon\n<j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait\n<MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics\n<MrH2o> damn that is dangrous\n<j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious
bash.org #48118:\n \n(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it\n(Lesley): then again\n(Lesley): everything is closed\n(Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart\n(Supachikn): what is a wal mart?\n(Supachikn): what do they sell?\n(destiney): hehe\n(Lesley): haha\n(CoRPSe): it's like kmart\n(Supachikn): ok\n(destiney): they sell *\n(Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks
bash.org #48122:\n \n<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>\n<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>\n<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>\n<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>\n<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1\n<Konsole> int main(void)\n<Konsole> {\n<Konsole> while (hebangsher)\n<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";\n<Konsole> return 0;\n<Konsole> }\n<afterstep> yeah.
bash.org #48133:\n \n<Phillip> hi ex-wife \n<Phillip> whats up \n<FullySedated> my dick \n<FullySedated> why? \n<Phillip> never say that again
bash.org #48138:\n \n<D3adlode> penis\n* Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it\n* D3adlode dies\n<D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d\n<Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg
bash.org #48139:\n \n<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are gay just come out and say it already \n<EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and /me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks teh cum off your wang
bash.org #48143:\n \n<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to his house.
bash.org #48150:\n \n<DaFuror> ok\n<DaFuror> that about sucked\n<phac> what now daf?\n<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago\n<g3nocide> U1 ?\n<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server\n<DaFuror> well, anyway\n<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me\n<g3nocide> LOL\n<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1\n<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept\n<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server\n<DaFuror> I can\n<g3nocide> LOL\n<DaFuror> t \n<g3nocide> omfg\n<DaFuror> wait to see the police report\n<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
bash.org #48153:\n \n<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls\n<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt\n<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw\n<CogNiTO> well\n<CogNiTO> do that then
bash.org #48163:\n \n<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT\n<bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT\n<FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them\n<bunnyfufu> if only that was possible
bash.org #48164:\n \n<Hat> Someone explain this to me.\n<Hat> On an 80 minute CD\n<Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music\n<Lobot> That's 75 minutes.\n<Hat> .....\n<Hat> oh.  right.\n<Hat> Goddamn time.
bash.org #48165:\n \n<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh\n<@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday
bash.org #48167:\n \n<@unionguy> let me tell you what i did with my saxaphone\n<souletr> please don't start this off with one time at bandcamp...
bash.org #48169:\n \n* Quits: Infra (~Infra@GSCCC-2408C3A2.adams.net) (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Infra-)))\n* Infra- is now known as Infra\n* Infra  >>>  Auto Ghost Command Used On  Infra\n<souletr> so do you really have to announce it?\n<souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying "hey, i fucked you"
bash.org #48183:\n \n<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam software to see what you look like instead of going to the bathroom mirror
bash.org #48184:\n \n(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't notice the bitch from next door watching me :/
bash.org #48197:\n \n(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC\n(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked
bash.org #48202:\n \n<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"
bash.org #48204:\n \n<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here?\n<Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk
bash.org #48206:\n \n<spil0ink> is it pronounced live or live?\n<Shit_Pifter> live\n<spil0ink> thanks\n<Shit_Pifter> np
bash.org #48208:\n \n<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
bash.org #48290:\n \n<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself.\n<UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters.\n<UFGailorJupiter> well\n<UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters.\n<Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate?\n<UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!
bash.org #48292:\n \n<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed.\n<Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate.\n<Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.
bash.org #48293:\n \n<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child\n<MelowRage> I know\n<[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off\n<[smurf]> it tears me\n<MelowRage> SCORE\n<[smurf]> I am seared\n<MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off\n<[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS\n<MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such\n<MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag"\n<[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time\n<MelowRage> I chose the former\n<MelowRage> hehehe\n<MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!!\n<[smurf]> STOP IT\n<[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?!\n<[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO!\n<MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball\n<[smurf]> ..nah\n<[smurf]> that's rage\n<[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together
bash.org #48294:\n \n<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.\n<smcn> haw i didn't look at it
bash.org #48295:\n \n<Shinvega>  Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)
bash.org #48297:\n \n<Shinji>  I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark?\n<Shinvega>  Your mom?\n<Tanya>  A hotdog ^_^\n<Neopanda>  my penis.\n<Shinji>  The one I hit with my car yesterday!
bash.org #48298:\n \n<Millenia>  Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever?\n<Mareg>  We were right?\n<Millenia>  You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
bash.org #48300:\n \n<Inno[AoFoKu]> he has been connected to thier cocks by the lips for a while
bash.org #48302:\n \n<Rufus>  Damn, a job at blizzard would certainly be cool\n<Shinji>  nah\n<Shinji>  you'd get your paycheck 7 months after you are supposed to\n<Rufus>  So true\n<Rufus>  And it would be "patched" and "downgraded" by that time\n<Rufus>  Your net result would be a check for 5 bucks with "gogogogogogoggogogo" written all over it \n<Shinji>  But don't forget\n<Shinji>  There'd be a dupe bug, so you could get double your pay as much as you want\n<Rufus>  You'd have to throw the check on the ground, then pick it up and your pocketbook at the same time\n<Shinji>  ... but then you'd lag trying to cross the street to get to the bank, get hit by a bicyclist repeatedly, and die :)
bash.org #48303:\n \n<Kingin>  What the fuck kind of settings are these?  "Please cum in my ass"?
bash.org #48306:\n \n<Futility>  ...George Harrison? He died or something?\n<Rufus>  Yeah.\n<Rufus>  Throat cancer, or something\n<Munin>  APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!
bash.org #48311:\n \n<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a shit, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a shit, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu?\n<N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..
bash.org #48312:\n \n<dormando> I power my car on harvested angst
bash.org #48314:\n \n<Somebob> Apparently, I said something about some filesharing program in the topic once.\n<Staberinde> Except when it comes in contact with you fucking idiots who use spyware infected cockshit\n<Staberinde> It added a reg key which just added an annoying "CANNOT LOAD XXX.DLL" message on start to my startup\n<Staberinde> Since I had neutered it\n<Staberinde> Then I removed it from my registry since that CANNOT LOAD annoyed me.\n<Somebob> I never recommended kazaa goddamnit\n<Staberinde> I neuter everything I come in contact with just to make sure it doesn't fuck me.\n<Staberinde> OVER.\n<Staberinde> shit
bash.org #48317:\n \n<geck`> anyone like vegtable lasagna?\n<_ace> i do\n<geck`> good stuff huh ace\n<_ace> cept for the kind with spinach, \n<geck`> unfortunately mine is frozen pr-made but its still excellent\n<geck`> esad it actually is like reg lasagna but it has a cheese sause and may veggies\n<kisama> pr made?\n<kisama> hahah\n<geck`> pre made snow\n<geck`> like frozen\n<kisama> i thought you meant\n<kisama> puerto rican made
bash.org #48319:\n \n<@crikket> hrrm ima go to bed now...\n<DarkSpork> 'night crikket\n<tuptup> nitenite\n<@crikket> na'nite all\n...\n<neo-kun> cya crikket\n* @crikket comes back and turns off his speakers *  o.O;\n<@crikket> nite nite neo\n<tuptup> awww\n<tuptup> i coulda beeped crikket to sleep XD
bash.org #48327:\n \n* Riven will give head for broadband \n<Riven i wish someone would service my area ;-;\n<Riven> .... that didn't come out right\n<Riven> but now that i mention it ...
bash.org #48331:\n \n<@sniper_cs> where do you live?\n<@sniper_cs> I can burn + send it\n<@sniper_cs> maybe\n<bobbles> about 3 metres from adsl area\n<@sniper_cs> roflmao\n<@sniper_cs> ouch\n<bobbles> i lived here for like 8 years\n<bobbles> then they finally bring adsl\n<bobbles> and it stops 3 houses away\n<BenZor> hahaha
bash.org #48336:\n \n<Mime> If you ejaculate on the moon, do you go flying backwards?
bash.org #48340:\n \n<Zero-Wing> i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98, Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux
bash.org #48344:\n \n<Scott> My friend Anne just... gave me some offer\n<Scott> Like... an odd, odd offer\n<Scott> She offered to give me five dollars if I let her blow me.\n<Luckett_X> GET YOUR COCK OUT AND THRUST IT AT HER
bash.org #48350:\n \n<DrNick668> HI EVERYBODY\n<datacide> don't shout\n<datacide> my head hurts\n<datacide> please
bash.org #48353:\n \n<Rainwulf> my laptop cant play CS \n<Rainwulf> that doesnt worry me though.  \n<Rainwulf> cos i cant either
bash.org #48370:\n \n<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE\n<@wangzang> OMFG\n<@wangzang> whoa\n<@wangzang> holy fucks\n<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings\n<@wangzang> jesus christ\n<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo\n< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard\n<@wangzang> omog
bash.org #48377:\n \n<+SLing> I think I have just won the award for computer stupidity\n<Gau> How's that?\n<+SLing> ok\n<+SLing> I just installed this disk cleanup software that I had ran before with no problems\n<+SLing> and I cleaned up a bunch of files\n<+SLing> then I restarted because my internet connection was going strange\n<+SLing> my computer begins to boot and I see this "NLTDR is mising" error\n<+SLing> I had no idea what the fuck I had done so I popped in my windows 2000 CD and ran a repair install\n<+SLing> the repair went fine but when I restarted again I had that error\n<+SLing> so I'm like "Oh shit, I fucked up my computer"\n<+SLing> I start freaking out\n<+SLing> and then I realize\n<+SLing> THERES A FUCKING UNFORMATTED FLOPPY DISK IN MY DISK DRIVE\n<+SLing> -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
bash.org #48378:\n \n<Pyke> Kinky???\n<Kinky_Amore> Pyke\n<Spice> lol\n<Pyke> kinky!\n<Kinky_Amore> pyke?\n<Pyke> kinky?\n<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke?\n<Pyke> Oh KINKY!\n<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke,,, yes\n<Pyke> OH GOD KINKY!\n<Kinky_Amore> u almost htere\n<Pyke> ooooooooooh.....\n* Pyke was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming)\n* Kinky_Amore was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming too)
bash.org #48383:\n \n* +Onima does the robot\n* Shinta-san sticks his foot out while onima dances\n* Onima does not trip cause the robot does not require you to move your feet\n<+Onima> :D\n<@theGrinch> lol!
bash.org #48389:\n \n<fragglet> you broke up with your boyfriend because he killed your uptime?\n<Isky> fragglet : more or less, yes
bash.org #48390:\n \n<mindcrime> i er\n<mindcrime> hung up with the pizza dude\n<mindcrime> and i were like going to say "ah, lovely, thanks"\n<mindcrime> and i er\n<mindcrime> managed to say "I love you"\n<mindcrime> he must think im a complete freak
bash.org #48393:\n \n<Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
bash.org #48398:\n \n<Ljung> does IRC take scripts? \n<Ljung> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript">\n<Ljung> damn
bash.org #48399:\n \n<endura> dude "I just realized whats so kickass \n<endura> my dads out of town the whole weekend  \n<endura> I can walk around naked for the next 48 hours!
bash.org #48412:\n \n<Soulman> please note when someone says google is good for finding pics they don't me pictures of mikey mouse. if you catch my drift\n<Kawaii_Kaitlin> Sometimes they do\n<Kawaii_Kaitlin> If you catch my drift
bash.org #48418:\n \n<Rottencrotch> h0k do u have months in holland?\n<hokhokk> wtf\n<hokhokk> no we only have minutes\n<Rottencrotch> omg\n<hokhokk> its 238472893765 today
bash.org #48419:\n \n<White_Devil> ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA
bash.org #48425:\n \n<velco> real men use mailx *g*\n<ahu> real men whistle into the cable\n<movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0\n<movement> and transmit it over a webcam
bash.org #48433:\n \n<sprawd_> how do i delete the history in konquerer?\n<RichiH> the smart way of saying "i've been browsing porn at my dad's computer"
bash.org #48435:\n \n<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched\n<Loop> probably nike\n<Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim wandering around my home directory
bash.org #48443:\n \n<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean\n<Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa\n<Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah\n<Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on
bash.org #48470:\n \n<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers\n<Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog\n<Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky\n<Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!"\n<BloodFromStone> o_o\n<BloodFromStone> Don't send them back.\n<Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel\n* Nazgul chuckles.
bash.org #48488:\n \ncptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards
bash.org #48500:\n \n<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k\n<@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer\n<@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer
bash.org #48501:\n \nPhut: ooh\nPhut: I just had an idea\nPhut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it.  Nothing else but that.\nPhut: that would own
bash.org #48504:\n \n<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard!\n<NinjaStu> if i start typing funny\n<NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated
bash.org #48505:\n \nJigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like\n<CHAT MattDavis>  no\n<CHAT MattDavis>  peanut butter\nJigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense
bash.org #48510:\n \n<leper> i'm a linux nub\n<leper> so\n<leper> do i edit that in... ?\n<leper> notepad?
bash.org #48513:\n \n<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work\n<Snoogans> heeh\n<Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK\n<Catcher80> lmao\n<Snoogans> it was gold\n<Catcher80> where do you work?\n<Snoogans> a large internet security company\n<Catcher80> haha\n<Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?"\n<Snoogans> I sure hope not\n<Snoogans> then any homo can get in\n<Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH
bash.org #48519:\n \n<Pikaben> Dude. I just heard my little sister shout "I'm not naked!".\n<Pikaben> Should I go check what's going on?
bash.org #48523:\n \n<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here?\n<Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite"\n<Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?
bash.org #48538:\n \n<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us! \n<divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl
bash.org #48548:\n \n<Vincent_T> natl: are you m/f?\n<natl> Yes, I am.
bash.org #48566:\n \n<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad\n<Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to...\n<Splat> ...\n<Splat> CANNED SEX!\n<Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation?\n<Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"
bash.org #48581:\n \n<alexs> documentation is like sex, when its good, its very good, when its bad, its better than nothing
bash.org #48582:\n \n<BenZor> I once kissed a guy for $20, but he wouldn't take $50 for a handjob :/
bash.org #48590:\n \n(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx \n(sd3mon): been there done that \n(blackanese): done that?
bash.org #48594:\n \n<VooDoo3dfx> She's a lesbian dude.\n<Absolut> Really?\n<VooDoo3dfx> Yeah.\n<VooDoo3dfx> She's never had a guy though.\n<Absolut> Once you go dick... you never go chick.\n<Absolut> Oh shit\n<Absolut> I didn't say that!!!
bash.org #48595:\n \n<orion> man\n<orion> fuck pints\n<orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now\n<Hat> Where do you live, Ireland?
bash.org #48600:\n \n*** d3 (d3@xtreme25-113.aci.on.ca) has joined #blackskies.ca\n<`brad> d3\n<`brad> d3\n<`brad> d3\n<Hat> You sunk my battleship!
bash.org #48601:\n \n<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system?\n<RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass?\n<+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped
bash.org #48604:\n \n<Chubbzilla> omg\n<Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn\n<HKR\|VC> !\n<Chubbzilla> what the fuck is the world coming too\n<Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ\n<Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek\n<Chubbzilla> first one ever\n<Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour ago\n<Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn\n* HKR\|VC downloads
bash.org #48611:\n \n<Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays minesweeper and never do anything else\n<+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your pointer is jesus
bash.org #48613:\n \n<KiLLaKoW> http://www.discountbabies.com/cgi-bin/ebaby/auction.cgi?afterdinnermints&1077202666\n* APE_ wonders if u can actually buy them\n<SonicRageX> ape do you know how many people there arethat want babies but cant  have them\n<APE_> yeh\n<APE_> something like a few million\n<KiLLaKoW> that is such a retarded figure\n<KiLLaKoW> there are probably more than twice that number up for auct...err, adoption
bash.org #48616:\n \n<Ear> andy: but Methodists think jebus and god are one.\n<Ear> Which means he impregnated his mother with himself.\n<andy> hahah.\n<Ear> :D\n<andy> he was jerking it in the womb
bash.org #48621:\n \n<DarkSpork> rock\n<Mal> scissors\n<Mal> ...\n<Mal> DAMN!
bash.org #48629:\n \n<Xellos-san> don't confuse barbecues with hookers\n<Xellos-san> the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire\n<Xellos-san> if it runs away, it's a hooker\n<Xellos-san> if it stays, it's a barbecue\n<Xellos-san> or a dead hooker
bash.org #48650:\n \n<+ariana_> good perl code is indistinguishable from line noise
bash.org #48654:\n \n<Tatws_> dammit!\n<Tatws_> i typed "cg_draw2D 0" in the console to get rid of the 2D things and i dont know how to get them back!\n<Tatws_> how to get them bak!?\n<Buck> ehrm\n<Buck> switch the 0 for a 1? dumbass\n<Tatws_> ha that wil never work! you think im stupid?
bash.org #48673:\n \n<Scruffypoo> BaLLeriNNa: dunno about best friends.  me and the kernel aren't even on speaking terms at the moment.  i have to tell bash a message for the kernel, and it tells the kernel.  then, hopefully, the kernel doesn't get massively depressed and run away or anything.
bash.org #48676:\n \n* DuneBoy is fucking dead tires\n<DuneBoy> d
bash.org #48684:\n \n<voyweiser> what's the record for the most blowjobs in one day? cause i think i broke it.\n<LlnK> how many guys did you give head today?\n<voyweiser> stfu whore. i guess i walked right into that one huh?
bash.org #48690:\n \n<Dashiva> "There comes a special time in every young woman's life when special things start to happen.."\n<hibbert> every month, for  afew days, its ok to be a bitch\n<Lanfear> ...you men dont know how easy you have it\n<hibbert> whatever\n<hibbert> you dont have to deal with carting around this huge piece of meat everywhere\n<Dashiva> hahahhah\n<dogma-> lol\n<hibbert> its like im pregnant, and the baby is hanging between my legs
bash.org #48695:\n \n<orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent nigger\n<goh`> yup\n<orion> you are still\n<orion> a nigger.
bash.org #48696:\n \n<xjeff> ok this is just the way I talk...I misspell because some word's I say arn't exetly proper so please Lay off I been real nice ever-since I came here because I did NOT won't to make enamey's out of STARS fan's\n<xjeff> so there!\n<Sotek> You talk with apostrophes in the middle of plural words? o_O\n<xjeff> yes that's just the way I talk\n<Sotek> ...\n<Sotek> NO\n<xjeff> ...............\n<Sotek> IT ISN'T.\n<Sotek> IT CANNOT BE.\n<xjeff> it can\n<Sotek> YOU CANNOT PRONOUNCE AN APOSTROPHE.
bash.org #48698:\n \n<cbf> oh that reminds me, I might've given your number out in a irc channel last night\n<Mr_E> are you fucking serious?\n<Mr_E> if you're the reason some cunt called me at 4 in the fucking morning I'ma throw bricks through your window
bash.org #48699:\n \n<lbandit> oh god\n<lbandit> i'm in the "seattle gay news online"
bash.org #48712:\n \n<zephir> hm\n<zephir> think my moms up\n<Hesh> tell her i want peppers and eggs for breakfast\n<zephir> should i dcc that to you?\n<zephir> ./dcc send hesh peppersandeggs.food
bash.org #48713:\n \n<FreakingNeo> 20.  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of ____?\n<Qualjyn> long words\n<FreakingNeo> Winner: Qualjyn Answer: long words Time: 4.265 Streak: 1 Points: 114 WPM: 28 Rank: 2nd\n<FreakingNeo> O_O
bash.org #48714:\n \n<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a porn rpg\n<Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up?\n<chickenpotpie> you'd get a better sex toy\n<BlackRaven> Chrisetn...  Amarthdae..  Kardelian.. Erandir... and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they were in before they went to the castle on the shore..\n<Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up!  Ass_Master learned [Doggie Style]!
bash.org #48715:\n \n<+Azul_Leon2k2> <sigh>\n<+Azul_Leon2k2> anybody know how to get cat blood off your suede shoes???\n<+Azul_Leon2k2> nobody?\n<+Azul_Leon2k2> u_u\n<+Azul_Leon2k2> damn furry football
bash.org #48716:\n \n<APE_> ive only got 34mb free\n<APE_> out of 1.18gb\n<ibor132> hah, ape u need a bigger drive\n<APE_> yeh i know\n<APE_> my drive is slowly filling up with temporary internet files porn and irc logs\n<ibor132> hah, at least its important stuff
bash.org #48717:\n \n<sacarna> okay. so i was in whitcoulls and i walked out and smacked into this guy and i was all ready to go grr and looked up and it was the guy i have the biggest crush on ever\n<sacarna> and my face went white\n<sacarna> and then i kinda managed to muster up a hey\n<sacarna> and then scuttled away\n<sacarna> hopefully he will think its all very cute and fuck my brains out.\n<autistk> it's hard to fuck people when they're running away\n<autistk> and you tend to go to jail for it
bash.org #48718:\n \n<ZeroHour> Descender: get a real mans gun\n<brenden> hah\n<Descender> your penis?\n<ZeroHour> damn right!\n<NoiZe> lol\n<ZeroHour> put it in your eye!\n<stupidnick_> lol\n<ZeroHour> WATCH IT SHOOT!
bash.org #48719:\n \n<Saiy> Got a job yet Mr Blazey?\n<BigGeorgieB> He's on irc. guess. :
bash.org #48720:\n \n<KenKaniff> Snow\n<KenKaniff> MSH?\n<kisama> sure\n<kisama> only 15 minutes though\n<kisama> i tricked my roommate into leaving\n<kisama> so i could fucking wack it\n<KenKaniff> HAHA\n<KenKaniff> Dood\n<KenKaniff> Whack it\n<KenKaniff> Then we'll play\n<kisama> already did\n<KenKaniff> Oh\n<KenKaniff> So why 15 minutes?\n<kisama> he's coming back in an hour\n<KenKaniff> So what?\n<KenKaniff> Why cant you play when hes there\n<jestuh> cause it's cuddle time then\n<jestuh> ;x!
bash.org #48728:\n \nnote: Jdun is from Moldova\n<Puchu> www.manhole.com\n<Puchu> go there jdun\n<Puchu> lots of hot women\n<Puchu> for all your underground slavic women needs\n<Jdun> we are not slavic\n<Puchu> whatever\n<Puchu> balkan then\n<Jdun> not balkan\n<Puchu> must...give...label....\n<Gin> commie\n<Gin> :)\n<Puchu> YES
bash.org #48729:\n \n<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female\n<UgLyPuNk> they don't exist\n<UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases\n<toe-wk> its true \n<toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand \n<toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough \n<toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D \n<Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw\n<Annon201> what bout graphic calculators??\n<Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch
bash.org #48730:\n \n<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth\n<Leth\|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name.
bash.org #48732:\n \n<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat\n<milenko> hmm i dont think so\n<milenko> you can lose fat\n<milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY!
bash.org #48733:\n \n<-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one\n<-Sharky-> raping urself\n<PuffinFreshWog> riight\n<PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand...\n<-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this"\n<-Sharky-> to urself?
bash.org #48736:\n \n<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie\n<decryption> lol\n<decryption> ive downloaded that\n<decryption> hahah\n<decryption> its crazy\n<decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to\n<pancakes> what is it?\n<G[a]lly> really?\n<G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo..\n<decryption> ohhh..\n<decryption> well this one aint\n<G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway\n<decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting\n<G[a]lly> and how!\n<decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more?\n<G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out
bash.org #48744:\n \n<Deusa> I've never seen snow\n<tm2> It's very overrated\n<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...
bash.org #48747:\n \n<@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram\n<@PuffinFreshWog> right?\n<@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand\n<@cbf> ueaj\n<@cbf> uyeaj\n<@cbf> yueah\n<@cbf> yeah\n<@cbf> fod dammit\n<@cbf> fgod\n<@cbf> gofd\n<@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO\n<@cbf> gof\n<@cbf> god
bash.org #48748:\n \n<RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay\n<MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up\n* MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth!
bash.org #48752:\n \n[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors\n[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass\n[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<
bash.org #48755:\n \n<jmess> this is the best set up.\n<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing\n<jmess> hahaha SAD\n<Fabio> hahaha\n<Fabio> as bad as me\n<Fabio> in bed ircing
bash.org #48771:\n \n* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
bash.org #48776:\n \n<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/\n<MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak.
bash.org #48778:\n \n<gnawol> i hate can beer\n<gnawol> i cant drink it\n<gnawol> tastes like metal\n<gnawol> like a steel dildo\n<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything
bash.org #48779:\n \n<Cold0ne> the house is shaking\n<Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!\n<Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O
bash.org #48782:\n \n<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance"\n<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
bash.org #48792:\n \n<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper
bash.org #48798:\n \n* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer\n<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)\n<ConqSoft> CoolNo9:  The gay one?
bash.org #48799:\n \n*** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has joined #math\n<Fl0g> PERVERTS!!!\n*** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #math
bash.org #48802:\n \n<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm\n<_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks
bash.org #48808:\n \n<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/\n<ibor132> hahaha\n<ibor132> howd u manage that?\n<SonicRageX> heh \n<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"\n<Lilmuckers> in the lesson\n<ibor132> rofl\n<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss\n<ibor132> whatd he do>?\n<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"\n<Lilmuckers> promiscuous\n<ibor132> ROFL!!!!\n<SonicRageX> dude \n<SonicRageX> thats classic \n<ibor132> someone bash that
bash.org #48816:\n \n<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little \n<Targaff> problem\n<DrtySOUTH> viagra?\n<DrtySOUTH> :D
bash.org #48821:\n \nUFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm
bash.org #48822:\n \nUFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick
bash.org #48825:\n \n<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :)
bash.org #48829:\n \nUFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?    \nUFO19M: That is how I feel about dating
bash.org #48842:\n \n<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today...\n<Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...
bash.org #48856:\n \nfallouswk > bwahahahaha.  coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here"  "yes, I have"  "I'm going to leave now"  "I think that would be best"
bash.org #48857:\n \n<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year\n<ZeroX>y?\n<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
bash.org #48858:\n \n<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie\n<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
bash.org #48861:\n \n[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises \n[@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever \n[@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er
bash.org #48866:\n \ntoman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?\ns o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
bash.org #48876:\n \n[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole\n[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...
bash.org #48884:\n \n(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her\n(W0lfy): u following me?
bash.org #48885:\n \n(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
bash.org #48886:\n \n(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all\n(PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics\n(DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his....\n(DownKaos): n/m
bash.org #48893:\n \n< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?\n< punchcard> no more than once i would guess
bash.org #48909:\n \n<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ?
bash.org #48910:\n \n<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE\n<BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP\n<BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS\n<BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found\n<BRAVESTAR> FUCK
bash.org #48915:\n \n<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES
bash.org #48924:\n \n<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
bash.org #48929:\n \nShamp00kiE: i have to draw lots\nShamp00kiE: of boring stuff\nShamp00kiE: well boring people\nShamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do\nECBoots84: Anything specific?\nShamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap\nECBoots84: Ooooh...fun\nShamp00kiE: yeah\nShamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards\nECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then\nShamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess\nShamp00kiE: *shrug*
bash.org #48933:\n \n<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
bash.org #48934:\n \n<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny.\n<ally> ...\n<ally> why the fuck not?\n<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.
bash.org #48950:\n \n<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners.
bash.org #48952:\n \n<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please\n<Monty> url?
bash.org #48956:\n \n<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise \n<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
bash.org #48957:\n \n<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!\n<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......
bash.org #48958:\n \n<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs?\n<klister> programmers\n<notklister> alright\n<notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for
bash.org #48959:\n \n<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run
bash.org #48967:\n \n<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me?\n<ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights \n<ChaosDragon> For indoor use only."\n<Custodian> lol\n<Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with "fits one head" on it\n<Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france)\n<Roachie> LOL\n<Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower habbits
bash.org #48970:\n \n<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass.\n<SaxxonPike> yeah\n<SaxxonPike> RIGHT\n<SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT\n<N41LGuN> uh huh.
bash.org #48975:\n \n*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me)\n<Mardom> whoa shit\n<Mardom> you can kick yourself?\n<Mardom> thats deep
bash.org #48978:\n \n<Coco13> Girls are a waste of polygons.
bash.org #48980:\n \n<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched
bash.org #48993:\n \n<Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/\n<mfreeck> damn, no pictures.\n<Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest.\n<Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)
bash.org #48994:\n \n<Daimyou> SUPERMARKET!\n* Daimyou starts rapping\n<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111\n<Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ\n<Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT\n<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111\n<Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS\n<Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT\n<Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER\n<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111\n<Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ\n<Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT\n<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111\n<Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ
bash.org #48996:\n \n<Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO.\n<Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME.\n<Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org.\n<Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it!\n<Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic.  I have IRC quotes in my subconscious.\n<foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc\n<Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!
bash.org #49005:\n \n* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl\n<eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently?\n<LordMadOne> no :(\n<eMEraLdwPn> call her\n<LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too\n<LordMadOne> I have no phone\n<eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks..\n<eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call!\n<eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!
bash.org #49006:\n \n<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year?\n<sirus> 2\n<Hat> No.\n<sirus> 7?\n<Hat> That's not even an educated guess...\n<sirus> i know\n<sirus> im being stupid on purpose\n<Hat> It's hard to tell.
bash.org #49007:\n \n<dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin cycle ?\n<dustin> it's the best\n<Sh3lby> if u say  so \n<dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place\n<dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that
bash.org #49008:\n \n<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process
bash.org #49010:\n \n<Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q?\n<Khryptonite> 10q\n<Hat> You're welcome.\n<Khryptonite> Huh?\n<Hat> haha\n<Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time\n<Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you".\n<Khryptonite> huh?\n<Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS\n<Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #49016:\n \n<armyopsfufu> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE DARK \n<DrivingZucchini> or jacking off into a birdbath
bash.org #49019:\n \n<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home \n<d3> hell no fahd \n<d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces \n<fahd> no \n<fahd> just to talk to them \n<fahd> entertain them \n<fahd> and maybe get laid
bash.org #49020:\n \n<Mr`K> When people find out you play video games, they think.. like..\n<Mr`K> You play EVERY video game\n<nzc> dont you?\n<Mr`K> "Oh, I got this game, I can't get past this part, what do I do?"\n<Mr`K> And it's like Barbie's Fashion Designer
bash.org #49028:\n \n<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet... kind of like tampons.\n<Squirl> exactly\n<Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them
bash.org #49038:\n \n<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah.\n<Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT. ALL OF THEM.\n<crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!
bash.org #49041:\n \n<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children\n<waffle> for the good of mankind\n<Ed> He doesn't have to promise!\n<Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing\n<Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit\n<Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok\n<Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction\n<Phyresis> take your pick\n<Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?
bash.org #49048:\n \n<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it\n<defz> minix?
bash.org #49049:\n \n[00:00] * Invi20 is now known as Invi21
bash.org #49052:\n \n<Potatocake> The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.
bash.org #49053:\n \nMagical^^:  man i can think of a thosuand ways to get laid, and none of them aint working tonight\nmoses1:  well since all the ideas involve you , im not suprised
bash.org #49054:\n \n<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm\n<RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field\n<issuez> no thats me\n<issuez> shes in my time zone\n<issuez> im fat\n<issuez> it all revolves around me
bash.org #49074:\n \n<NinjaStu> oh fuckies\n<NinjaStu> 2am\n<NinjaStu> and such a good book\n<NinjaStu> THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS ME!\n<NinjaStu> OH MY TORTURED SOUL!\n<NinjaStu> OH DAMN I"M OUT OF MASCARA\n<NinjaStu> AND MY TESTICLES ITCH\n<Hiryuu> XD\n<NinjaStu> that was my impression of a Hot Topic employee\n<NinjaStu> thank you thank you\n<NinjaStu> i'll be here all week
bash.org #49095:\n \n<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said "rofl" in real life.\n<smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor laughing?\n<cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"\n<smega84> cbf AWESOME\n<smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)
bash.org #49102:\n \n<droptone> the only afterlife is if a necrophilac gets ahold of you
bash.org #49122:\n \n<DAnuba> omfg\n<DAnuba> gay pride just came to my house\n<C-rEs> ?\n<DAnuba> and asked us to join their cause\n<C-rEs> haha\n<DAnuba> well\n<DAnuba> i told them to fuck off\n<DAnuba> they called me a fag basher \n\n*later*\n<DAnuba> i'm going to a weight lifting convention tomorrow\n<C-rEs> heh\n<C-rEs> so you did talk to the gay pride guys!
bash.org #49131:\n \n<PACHUKA> dude, this chick is so fat, "ribbed for her pleasure" means masturbating with a waffle
bash.org #49142:\n \n<Trimangle> ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head, I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the rest to her.\n<Trimangle> it was subtle\n<MikeyPain> heh\n<MikeyPain> I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a toothbrush\n<Trimangle> I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
bash.org #49147:\n \n(timmo) #33375 +(-61)- [X]\n(timmo) <jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?\n(timmo) <jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit\n(timmo) classic jestuh quote\n(timmo) how can that be -61\n[pHluid] Dunno, they must've thought it was a nigger joke.
bash.org #49151:\n \n<TrueBlue> Little Timmy was a chemist, Little Timmy is no more, 'cause what Little Timmy thought was H20, was really H2S04.
bash.org #49191:\n \n<mikebwork> but, lets say she asked me.. "do you ever have fantasies about\n            girls that are petit"\n<mikebwork> id' have to answer..\n<mikebwork> "on occasion, yes. but not because they are petit."\n<sh-> i'd say something like "yes, but occasionally i fantasize about having\n      sex with a horse, while a young mexican boy takes pictures, so it's\n      nothing you have to be insecure about"\n<sh-> but not everyone is as suave as me
bash.org #49195:\n \n<Ahriman> !google Killing children for the benefit of pig farmers\n<BuffyBot> GOOGLE : Canadian Coalition for Green Health Care ( http://www.greenhealthcare.ca/workshop22-09-00.htm )
bash.org #49201:\n \n<SiNN3R> %%  %%%%%%\n<SiNN3R> %%  %%\n<SiNN3R> %%%%%%%%%%\n<SiNN3R>     %%  %%\n<SiNN3R> %%%%%%  %%\n<Triffix> heh, that's nice.\n<noss> how cute.\n<noss> now my mind is all converted and i feel that jews should gassed to death.
bash.org #49235:\n \n<My`Albanian`Ass> FUCK!!!! MY MUM BUSTED ME LOOKING AT THE GOATSE GUY!\n<CoMPLeX> and u were looking at it becoz....\n<My`Albanian`Ass> leave me alone, my mum's looking at me funny, brb talking.
bash.org #49236:\n \n<Sirea> I want a daughter who has a tentacle fetish\n<Sirea> I also want to be able to download new fetishes to her brain on the fly
bash.org #49238:\n \n<P33R\> I suppose you could stand on your hands and take a beer bong in the ass\n<pagan> are you talking form experience ?\n<P33R\> yeah
bash.org #49242:\n \n<whirlygig> Oh I know a lot of boys don't know how to aim.\n<Deviation> i dont even bother trying anymore\n<Deviation> ive converted into a sitter
bash.org #49251:\n \n<DiskSpeed> my friend and I were talking and we thought it would be cool if instead of using transistors, processor manufacturers just shrank little sweatshop workers and made them hold hands and the electric shock would go through them\n<DiskSpeed> and they would be in a maze and change whos hand they were holding for different things\n<DiskSpeed> and the cache with the processor is really meth that is constantly fed to these miniature workers to keep them quick
bash.org #49258:\n \n* Joins: Ramza (spoon@h24-85-88-13.wp.shawcable.net)\n<Ramza> jhzsdkjdsf\n* Parts: Ramza (spoon@h24-85-88-13.wp.shawcable.net)\n<Temujin> Why does he keep doing that...\n<DopeHat> He's on crack.\n<Temujin> ......\n<Temujin> Canadians can't afford crack.\n<Temujin> They smoke Clorox.
bash.org #49259:\n \n<MindGamez> omg that commercial would have been so funny if the little girl had asked santa for a 7 and a quarter inch penis instead of a stereo system or whatever
bash.org #49264:\n \n<notaku> why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?\n<asiago> notaku, so you can cook slabs of concrete\n<asiago> don't worry, as your toaster ages that setting will barely brown the bread
bash.org #49265:\n \n<RetardedCrow> 	Crap, I put the head phones in, and I here "Anal beads, whatever. Now you can get realistic animal genitals. How bout a kangaroo penis?"
bash.org #49268:\n \n* Potatocake wonders why the fuck he is listening to DDR songs\n<cbf> double data rate is a band now?\n<Potatocake> Dance Dance Revolution :P
bash.org #49271:\n \n<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim \n<Traktopel> im more muslim than you \n<Vexer`> you are? \n<Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!
bash.org #49278:\n \n<ctrlbreak> i went to Coles to get cigarettes\n<ctrlbreak> but forgot what i went there for\n<ctrlbreak> and came home with cordial and milk\n<ctrlbreak> instead\n<ctrlbreak> i feel ripped off
bash.org #49288:\n \n<Morokiane> you go fishing for couches?  that's gotta suck\n<Khe> you're telling me\n<Khe> only got two catches last month\n<Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small\n<Morokiane> damn...bad day\n<Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats\n<Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best\n<Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn\n* Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali\n<Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season
bash.org #49289:\n \n[gsf]Tomato: It's only rape if you don't take them out to dinner first.
bash.org #49293:\n \nMetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her fathers talent\nKennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never guess they were even related to Ozzy\nMetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though\nMetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show\nKennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood alcohol content was under 20%
bash.org #49295:\n \n<Japhro> I like my coffee like I like my women: $2.50
bash.org #49298:\n \n<Tetsubo> ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up?\n<Tetsubo> why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?
bash.org #49300:\n \n<NikJam> gonna take a shower\n<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all\n<NikJam> I have school tommorow\n<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter\n<Lime> you like her, dont you\n<NikJam> well\n<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college\n<NikJam> i take what i can get
bash.org #49309:\n \n<Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING\n<Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM\n<Mardom> what?
bash.org #49310:\n \n<Gir> brb I gota get out of the shitter now.\n<Mardom> what\n<Mardom> the fuck
bash.org #49313:\n \n<dustin> seti@home isn't actually doing anything worth while, they're just trying to see how many morons they can get to waste cpu cycles\n<Teck7> no there doing a great thing\n<dustin> when they finally do find intelligent life they're gonna come down and kick your ass for wasting cpu cycles
bash.org #49315:\n \n<Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to open it, it triggers a fatal exception.\n<MikeyPain> hmmm\n<Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL browser, damn it.\n<MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?" and then won't let you click no?\n<Nerd> Exactly.
bash.org #49317:\n \n<CommanderStab> ARGH\n<CommanderStab> It just dawned on me that the "pen" I was chewing was actually a pair of scissors @_@\n<CommanderStab> It dawned on me when I cut my lip on them >_<
bash.org #49322:\n \n<Lestat> I should invent a way to make porn into music.\n<Matrix_McCloud> yes\n<Lestat> So you could be rocking out and looking at porn at the same time.\n<Matrix_McCloud> oh\n<Lestat> By like, rocking out to porn.
bash.org #49323:\n \n<CoRDS> there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
bash.org #49325:\n \n<FatZZ> sif vinc, you were just so uncool that even the magic players rejected you ;)
bash.org #49326:\n \n<red_one> fear the wrath of the sexually frustrated op.
bash.org #49328:\n \n<Tetsuo> Isn't using NOSPAM in a Hotmail address kind of like trying to stop a hurricane with plywood?
bash.org #49329:\n \n<Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved in sodomy\n<Ronwe> or incest....\n<Ronwe> or be enjoying it....
bash.org #49336:\n \n<Mhoram> I'll just say, anus is an aquired taste
bash.org #49341:\n \n<Kamatz> Tails is cute. But I part of what I like about him is his innocense.
bash.org #49346:\n \n<sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in birkenstocks\n<sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes
bash.org #49347:\n \n<Upth> did you know that the plastic used to make the keyboard keys warps when it gets wet and dries off?\n<ChryoZach> Nope.\n<Upth> my keys are beginning to wrinkle from sheer skin moisture.\n<ChryoZach> And now I've learned something today.\n<Upth> a bunch of the keys you can't even read anymore.\n<ChryoZach> I don't know whether to laugh or feel really bad.  Wow.  This place really has made me numb.
bash.org #49355:\n \n<HUGE_SUCKER> IT'S PART OF TEH CONSPIRACY HATTER DON'T ASK WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU\n<TimboFinanceBlows> <---!!!!!\n<HUGE_SUCKER> Is that supposed to be a dick, Timbo?  Because I read that (including your nick) as "Timbo Finance Blows Cock"\n<TimboFinanceBlows> it would not be far off from teh truth\n<Nicodemus> man... if that is supposed to be a dick, timbo needs to see the doctor\n<TimboFinanceBlows> finance sucks my left nut\n<HUGE_SUCKER> Of course, the fact that I see '<---!!!!!' and read 'cock' means I've been reading bash too much
bash.org #49363:\n \n<@elf> my liver is more masculine than yours\n<@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is..\n<@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot..\n<@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's the dumbest.\n<@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things..\n<@Vexer`> do i?
bash.org #49369:\n \n<Ronwe> I think I've done one of the evillest things imaginable\n<Ronwe> in my twins search I came across faked olsen twin porn\n<D`mer> what?\n<D`mer> ick\n<Ronwe> I downloaded them\n<Ronwe> so I went into channels on IRC the other night and said..\n<Ronwe> If anybody is interested in some decent faked celeb pron to /msg me\n<Ronwe> those who messaged me got olsen twin porn\n<Ronwe> I'm banned from about 20 rooms in dalnet now\n* Ronwe grins evilly\n<D`mer> lol
bash.org #49377:\n \n<Howard> My wife keeps getting sales calls on her cell.\n<Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the salesperson "I need two things from you."\n<Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list."\n<Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can charge you for calling me on this cell phone."\n<Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung up.
bash.org #49393:\n \n<PooJou> very very wrong\n<milenko> btw, how did goatse start?\n<Rainwulf> i think the only pic that ever really made me feel funny was that pic of the guy whose cock was split down the middle \n<Rainwulf> that was..... not good \n<Rainwulf> i mean wow, that must of hurt. fuck.
bash.org #49398:\n \n<Nick> i go over my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.
bash.org #49409:\n \n<pr0tman> my gpa was in airforce. flew u2 n shit in cold war\n<sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good
bash.org #49425:\n \n*** Now talking in #athlon\n*** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I  thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?'\n*** Set by Richter!~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20\n<Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent\n<Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
bash.org #49429:\n \nshocka: God should have put women's eyeballs in their boobs
bash.org #49438:\n \n<Rogue> lol @ my dads message just sent to me\n<Rogue> "Press down if you think your gay"\n<Rogue> i pressed down\n<Rogue> "You fucking faggot"\n<Rogue> he is an asshole\n* Rogue slaps his dad
bash.org #49441:\n \n<+sp0re> most CS players are illiterate\n<+sp0re> infact nearly everyone on the internet is\n<@nem0r> sp0re\n<@nem0r> its alliterate\n<+sp0re> no\n<+sp0re> illiterate\n<@nem0r> nah\n<@nem0r> alliterate\n<+sp0re> shut up\n<+[IRF]Peng> illiterate nem0r :P\n<+DCCwis> <nem0r> alliterate\n<+DCCwis> lol\n<+sp0re> he's a n00b\n<@nem0r> smb\n<+DCCwis> so if you were sick you'd say i'm "all"\n<@nem0r> forget it\n<@nem0r> fucking n00b clan anyway\n* Parts: nem0r (dopedealer@host217-41-6-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com)\n<+sp0re> you can tell the CS players from a mile
bash.org #49446:\n \n<radiohead> hey emp\n<radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html\n<Emperor3D> i'd fuck her\n<photons> hahah\n<Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face.\n<photons> did you go all the way down..\n<photons> brrwwahahaha\n<radiohead> would you cum on her dick too?\n<Emperor3D> :(
bash.org #49462:\n \n<energize> i just cant' think of anything to code \n<pantherqs> code some porn \n<energize> how the fuck do you code porn? \n<Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew \n<Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene generator \n<pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of randomly chosen actions... suck, fuck, bukakke.... oh man. i wish i could code.
bash.org #49468:\n \n<Targen> I'm using a particular method to take the gas out of my coke that involves sinking the bottle's head somewhat deeply into my mouth...and some of the coke was dripping out because of a miscalculation.\n<Targen> and my hand was right next to my nose\n<Targen> I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells like\n<Targen> but the point is... eww, I will never use this method again\n<Ender_Ray> thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke bottle :
bash.org #49470:\n \n<jkl> umm.. I felt a slight fastening of my heartbeat...\n<jkl> but that coulda been cause i farted :\
bash.org #49472:\n \n<DiamonDie> why does asl matter?\n<enzo_> age,sex ,location?\n<DiamonDie> yes i know, i've irced since '97, but why does it matter?\n<enzo_> because i am n ot gay!\n<enzo_> and i do not chat with men!
bash.org #49474:\n \n<sk8er^BzY> But i want to have Sex\n<sk8er^BzY> when i press sex
bash.org #49476:\n \n<Byte> i cant find a good isp :(\n<Byte> vcisp.net looked good\n<Byte> but 30 hours/week...\n<Byte> i use at least 56 hours\n<Byte> per day
bash.org #49477:\n \n<aNuBiS-> she humps me from behind sometimes tho\n<aNuBiS-> as a joke\n<aNuBiS-> when shes walking behind me\n<JayWhoa> she wants to be a man\n<JayWhoa> a gay man\n<pagan> its all fun and games untill soemone gets their anus poked out
bash.org #49480:\n \n<+Zebz> someone should plot a graph of how much money each of these nigerian emails is offering against time\n<+Zebz> I think it's some kind of hidden message
bash.org #49481:\n \n<Minion> I BECAME A NUDIST SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO BROWSE THE INTERNET FOR UNDERAGE PORN!
bash.org #49483:\n \n<[-FcG-]Digger>  Let's all hold hands and sing...on second thought, let's wait until Soad washes his hands.\n<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/
bash.org #49485:\n \n<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order"  So I took it!  She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.\n<[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC\n<[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
bash.org #49486:\n \n<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking\n<cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape\n<KK-> its just buying sex then\n<cranky-> what do you think marriage really is?\n<cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass\n<_overkill> WORD
bash.org #49499:\n \n<Praetor> i got jury duty and I was like \n<Praetor> "well.. I don't believe in drug laws... i couldn't convict someone on drug posession bc i don't believe it should be a crime, unless he was black of course"\n<Praetor> excused
bash.org #49505:\n \n<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt\n<ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force\n<XCoyote> lol\n<ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy.  if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door"\n<sieco> rofl\n<ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!"  and I flung the nintendo at her
bash.org #49507:\n \n<wabbit> wanna know something funny dave?\n<wabbit> about nora\n<wabbit> +d\n<wabbit> and what the spend money on?\n<wabbit> +y\n* \|Dave hands wabbit the manual for his keyboard.
bash.org #49513:\n \n<blabur93> I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen\n<Zoogle> like all male senior citizen bukkake nasty?\n<blabur93> ........ no\n<blabur93> but thanks, now i just imagined the most disgusting thing ever\n<Zoogle> np, anytime
bash.org #49514:\n \n*** Malach has changed the topic on #nz to If your parents get divorced, are they still cousins?\n<lower> Shouldn't it be "If your parents get divorced, are you still your own cousin?"\n<Malach> lower - you inbreed your way, I'll inbreed mine.
bash.org #49515:\n \n<spd> can you be charged for not giving the money back\n<EnronExec> only if you're caught
bash.org #49519:\n \n<DJ_Antonissen> learned?\n<DJ_Antonissen> isn't that for nerds?
bash.org #49521:\n \n<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.
bash.org #49522:\n \n<Hunter`> someone has a life long grudge against me\n<ineffable> Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god
bash.org #49525:\n \nxekk: i went to go see the ring\nxekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me\nxekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth\nxekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"\nunslaught: hey everyone, im here!\nMovieMan112: I bit my fingo!
bash.org #49528:\n \n<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old??\n<+Rebs\|busy> having a good time it seems
bash.org #49529:\n \n<UltimateMetroid> who here plays metroid?\n<Daishi> I only play it cause you gotta know samus is hot under that suit\n<UltimateMetroid> fag\n<Daishi> dumbass
bash.org #49530:\n \n<Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups?\n<Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything big\n<Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups
bash.org #49531:\n \n<Pikaben> I was born a girl, but mom made me get a sex change because she wanted a goddamn son.
bash.org #49532:\n \n<Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS\n<Tak777> fucking shitty intel\n<Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD.  ;)
bash.org #49538:\n \n<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
bash.org #49542:\n \n<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies
bash.org #49543:\n \n<Shino> internet people are creepy...\n<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
bash.org #49545:\n \n<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak\n<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving
bash.org #49547:\n \n<@martini> my weed dealer, was drunk last night\n<@martini> and she started feeling me up\n<@rommel> lol\n<@rommel> did you advance?\n<@martini> i said "call me when you sober up"\n<@rommel> aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night?\n<@martini> not at that very moment\n<@martini> shit was crazy\n<@martini> too many things going on at once\n<@kvm> u were chewing gum then?\n<@martini> har har\n<@rommel> HAHAHAHA\n<@rommel> owned.
bash.org #49552:\n \n<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking\n<YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that\n<GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P\n<webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best
bash.org #49558:\n \n<j4yj0hn> look at me! i watch mtv all day! I am brainwashed into thinking pop is an excellent style of music! Road Rules! Real World! Now to go buy my $100 dollar shirt from american eagle or abercrombie because i am a consumer whore!\n<j4yj0hn> i hate television...
bash.org #49562:\n \n<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company
bash.org #49564:\n \n<XorTiN> I am sad, I ain't got nuffin to do and all I can do is think about my g/f\n<XorTiN> and she out partyin' w/ some friends or somethin\n<XorTiN> and she's grounded so I can't call her\n<LlnK> she's grounded.. yet she's out partying with guys?>\n<LlnK> wtf\n<LlnK> you're st00pid\n* LlnK backhands some sense into XorTiN\n<Illustrious> weird how she's out partyin and grounded\n<Illustrious> and can't call you\n<Illustrious> blah LlnK you bastard quit reading my mind\n<LlnK> heh\n<LlnK> Illustrious: i stopped when i saw all the kiddy and beastiality pr0n
bash.org #49565:\n \n<foop> 30% soy, 60% whiskey, 25% cock\n<foop> the three main food groups
bash.org #49566:\n \n<foop> i need a manpurse\n<foop> but a dressy one
bash.org #49572:\n \nMageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?\nBubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?\nMageGal: Baby wipes.\nBubblyLikeSoda: lol\nBubblyLikeSoda: really?\nMageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.\nMageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
bash.org #49573:\n \nSsecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving\nTwilightKnight00: me 2\nSsecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat and what you can eat is blurred
bash.org #49574:\n \n<Jon> quick\n<Jon> turn to the victorias secret show\n<Jon> theres a present for you :D\n<merc0> mmm...\n<merc0> Wish i could open that present
bash.org #49579:\n \n<BigBadGangsta> Not right now, trying to seduce a girl right now\n<BigBadGangsta> Mwhahahaha\n<BigBadGangsta> Damn, her dad came home, she had to sign off\n<IMJack> by that 'she' means "we don't have enough to convict you and my shift is over"
bash.org #49580:\n \n<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?\n<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap\n<Dilbert> k thx.\nQuits: Dilbert (zorkz@Cheatlist-5F46206.md.comcast.net) (Quit:)
bash.org #49583:\n \n<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!\n<SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!\n<SiCkNeSs-> >=)\n<dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot
bash.org #49586:\n \n<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE
bash.org #49588:\n \n<betachken> i want a Mac.\n<@Burned> me too\n<@Burned> its raining alot these days.
bash.org #49589:\n \n* Neu[Mann] has a life but can't wait to get the upgrade!
bash.org #49596:\n \n<McMoo> monday's going to suck.\n<McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work\n<maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.\n<ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton\n* ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler you fucking faget)
bash.org #49599:\n \n<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.\n<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR
bash.org #49601:\n \n<anomaly> im talking to gf\n<anomaly> lol\n<darkzeratul1> gf?\n<gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol\n<darkzeratul1> u have a girl?\n<anomaly> gothic freak\n<darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various reasons ;)
bash.org #49602:\n \n<crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or disabled?\n<uNK> do you want agp to go fast?
bash.org #49606:\n \n<BombScare> RAM Usage: 349/503MB (69.38%)\n<snag> :/\n<DSLDemon> snag usage: 512/512LBS (100%)\n<snag> that's 512more lbs of man than you\n<DSLDemon> i'm not sure what that means\n<DSLDemon> but ok\n<BombScare> heh\n<BombScare> dont try to understand snag
bash.org #49607:\n \n<Antiarc> Ever have one of those moments where you get out of the shower, get dressed and all, and then realize that you left your webcam on broadcast mode?
bash.org #49610:\n \nSwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.\nXDarkMindedX: Amateurs...
bash.org #49612:\n \n< tom> My sister is back... and instead of spending quality time with her family... she's playing Lunar 2!\n< ninjamike> and you're on IRC
bash.org #49614:\n \n<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:\n<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"
bash.org #49622:\n \n<kinzillah> pie.\n<jej> cocks.\n<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there
bash.org #49623:\n \n<exemplary> !BrewMstr (meatloaf)-paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.mp3\n<exemplary> well then\n<exemplary> i'm gay\n<exemplary> don't tell
bash.org #49626:\n \n<Ffieldboy23> dim sim get a life\n<chineseguy4u> why dun u go bak to greasy wogland and shave dat monobrow\n<chineseguy4u> and take dat fully sik rear schpoiler of urs bak to wogland
bash.org #49627:\n \n(@existx) I CANNOT LISTEN TO TRANCE AND MAINTAIN A HARDON!
bash.org #49629:\n \n<`3pX^Manitoba>  If you sleep with a guy, it doesnt necessarily mean you're gay right?--PM ME plz, I need to kno \n<Jivedue> what's the setting? prison or at home?
bash.org #49630:\n \n<Ifrit> Hey H-fan?\n<H-fan2002> hmmm?\n<Ifrit> Have you heard it?\n<H-fan2002> what?\n<Ifrit> Have you heard it?\n<H-fan2002> heard what?\n<Ifrit> Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags?\n*** Cybil has joined #digiartistsdomain\n<H-fan2002> no\n<Ifrit> ......\n* Ifrit stifles laughter\n<H-fan2002> fuck of ifrit\n<Ifrit> :D
bash.org #49641:\n \n<DjSeph> I actually haven't had the Cup holder call, but I did have one where the customer dropped the computer out a 3 story window and blamed the fact that it shattered on Windows not being "stabile & tough enough".........they then told me that Linux could withstand the fall.........
bash.org #49647:\n \nDaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
bash.org #49660:\n \n<Radiosity> Mom sells baby for $2,000, buys VCR and PlayStations\n<Frizlefry> who'd actually buy a baby?\n<Frizlefry> like I want to take care of someone else's kid\n<Frizlefry> I mean, the only way I'd buy a baby is if I were a pedophile or a cannibal\n<Frizlefry> BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME\n<Radiosity> or both!\n<Frizlefry> yes. tenderize the shit out of it before cooking
bash.org #49666:\n \n<Kevyn> Fappy Spanksgiving.
bash.org #49668:\n \n<{FDISK}> I've listened to so many MP3s I can identify the encoder and bitrate by ear.\n<{FDISK}> Surprisingly, I'm still single.
bash.org #49669:\n \n<Toby> can people stop useing the internet its getting slow for me
bash.org #49675:\n \n<@Cav> the tvs on, and the really pretty lady that reads the news is smiling at you\n<@Cav> and you think to yourself, shes smiling, i think she fucking likes me\n<@Cav> i think im gonna have to rub me cock on the tv\n<@Cav> and you cant help yourself!\n<@Cav> you rub your cock on the tv and shes still smiling\n<@Cav> and you think oh! im gonna have to have a pull\n<@Cav> and you having a pull\n<@Cav> and you close your eyes at the moment of your high enjoyment\n<@Cav> and dont you hate it\n<@Cav> when you open your eyes, the programs changed\n<@Cav> and youve shot in don burkes mouth!
bash.org #49682:\n \n<Yoshon> every year my family gets 40,000 dollars because of music, because we sell records.\n<Yoshon> We get it in december\n<Yoshon> you know how much we got this year\n<Yoshon> FOUR THOUSAND\n<Yoshon> ONE TENTH\n<Yoshon> That's BS\n<Yoshon> Five, six years from nwo\n<Yoshon> maybe it'll be four hundred\n<Yoshon> I'll be suffering, maybe starving\n<Yoshon> And it'll be because of your fucking MP3's\n<Emperor_Pryn> Uh-huh...
bash.org #49683:\n \n<etiolate> vegas is just like the internet\n<etiolate> porn everywhere\n<etiolate> and open all night
bash.org #49687:\n \n<MerliN`> want kinda cable u using?\n<Cypress> a blue one
bash.org #49691:\n \n(tactics) i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once in a while \n(tactics) im thinking about renting one of those little monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter \n[BlackDragon] EW! \n(tactics) im kidding :P \n(tactics) their hands aren't big enough
bash.org #49694:\n \n<fred32> wtf is the deal with bash.org?  they don't approve any of the quotes i post.\n<h0tm4m4> you're not doing it right.  \n<fred32>  eh?\n<h0tm4m4> basically if you post quotes that use the word fag at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape, allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever.  hope that helps.\n<fred32> sure does, thanks. you FAG.\n<h0tm4m4> fred32: just get your dick out of my ass so i can go back to looking at nazi child pr0n and that will be thanks enough mang.
bash.org #49723:\n \n<mutex> im so glad my ancestors killed indians and enslaved niggers so that i may have this feast
bash.org #49725:\n \n<trollusk> lol, theres this girl at my school who is always obsessing about being fat even though she's pretty damn skinny\n<trollusk> and one day, she goes up to this buddy of mine\n<trollusk> and she's like "pull up your saggy pants"\n<trollusk> he was like "i don't like your shirt and you should lose some weight"\n<trollusk> she cried for hours
bash.org #49734:\n \n<c-rOCK> man im gonna smoke like an 8th to my dome right before food time\n<c-rOCK> munchies like fuck.
bash.org #49748:\n \n<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary\n<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25\n<Trimangle> would you do her?\n<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving and chatting on IRC what do you think
bash.org #49752:\n \n<Da_Masta> I'm dreaming of a White Christmas...\n<Da_Masta> Join the Ku Klux Klan today!
bash.org #49756:\n \n<NiceAngel> anywayz...watching jackass bbl \n<Linkadmin> I misread that for "whacking a jackass bbl" \n<pantherqs> link> a mistake like that? blame it on bash. =P
bash.org #49757:\n \n<DeadMouse> you do know what an analogy is right?\n<pantherqs> something to do with anal penetration?\n<pantherqs> like an anal orgy o sorts ?\n<pantherqs> bah. too much bash.org for me. </quit> =P
bash.org #49758:\n \n<Cozma> if i had breasts i'd sit around and feel them all day\n<Cozma> oh wait\n* Cozma bbl.
bash.org #49761:\n \n<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy
bash.org #49765:\n \n<Weng> *eat much food*\n<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon\n<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am proud to call my own\n<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming anti-war liberals\n<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.
bash.org #49769:\n \n<@Beesta> damn\n<@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine.\n<@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his masculinity
bash.org #49770:\n \n* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight\n* zYgoat reaches into his backpack\n* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo\n<zYgoat> }===========>\n* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass\n* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in\n* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More\n* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes\n*** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)
bash.org #49773:\n \n<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
bash.org #49776:\n \n<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all!\n<Josher> later\n<wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off?\n<Josher> X top right\n<wahitu> thanks. Bye
bash.org #49791:\n \n<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later\n<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.\n<Murph> but RL has sex\n<Crembo> so do hentai games.
bash.org #49794:\n \n[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/\n[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike\n[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?\n[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2 games now\n[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh\n[@DynamoDan]: lol\n[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american killing berliners\n[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut
bash.org #49796:\n \n<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend to eat it.
bash.org #49797:\n \n<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an XBox!\n<frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http://www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml\n<Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints."\n<frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter\n<frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature
bash.org #49807:\n \n<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe\n<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?\n<sean> lmao
bash.org #49809:\n \n<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*, what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to clean up the mess!\n<LinuxWolf> juhl:  *nod*\n<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!\n<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems\n<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water to your front door\n<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?\n<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons\n<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that
bash.org #49812:\n \n<RichiH> as soon as a joke is available as a thinkgeek tee, it is dead
bash.org #49814:\n \n<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux\n<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
bash.org #49821:\n \n<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff... \n<Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O
bash.org #49827:\n \n<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...\n<SephiLoTb> shoot boy \n<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do?\n<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))\n<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny
bash.org #49828:\n \n<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb\n<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?\n<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.\n<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON\n<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl
bash.org #49843:\n \n<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain would disapprove of Elvis?\n<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?\n<Supe-Away> Mormons\n<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of\n<_Muppet_> Tee\n<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything\n<Squinky> Except rap music\n<Squinky> And carjacking\n<Squinky> And KFC
bash.org #49845:\n \n(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox\n(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck\n(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your trailer
bash.org #49846:\n \n* Ultima falls off a cliff\n<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!\n<Ultima> Wham\n<Ultima> oooh dat hurt\n<Ultima> lol\n<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?\n<Ultima> naw itz a joke\n<Ultima> *drum roll*\n<BigGeorgieB> *silence*\n<Ultima> *cymbol clash*\n<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*
bash.org #49849:\n \nHunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?\nOOPRCT: from YNOS\nHunting Bounties: Where is that\nHunting Bounties: ?\nOOPRCT: it's a secret company\nOOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV\nOOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator\nOOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
bash.org #49851:\n \n<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station called? \n<MegaPucko> the big one =\ \n<MegaPucko> wait \n<MegaPucko> nm \n<MegaPucko> im dumb\n<Goatman> No shit.
bash.org #49870:\n \n<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"
bash.org #49879:\n \n#Linux on GamesNET\n* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable \|\| don't ask to ask a question...just ask it!' \n\n* Stumpy has joined #Linux\n<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question\n<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?\n<Rev`15th> read the topic\n<Stumpy> ok\n<Stumpy> later\n<Stumpy> idiot\n* Stumpy has left #Linux
bash.org #49884:\n \nMunktun: how was thanksgiving?\nWahbuffet: missionary position\nMunktun: hahahahaha\nWahbuffet: sorry wrong person\nWahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
bash.org #49888:\n \n<GauHelldragon> haha\n<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories\n<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"\n<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize"\n<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
bash.org #49889:\n \n<Zang> How old is Sky?\n<Cyril> 25 i think\n<Cyril> he just gained a level\n<Cyril> er year
bash.org #49891:\n \n(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes\n(raygun) hmm\n(raygun) it Hz your eyes\n(raygun) SNORT SNORT
bash.org #49894:\n \n<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door\n<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.\n<adam> it's all in your head, matt.\n<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
bash.org #49897:\n \n<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading\n<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room\n<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P\n<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too\n<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff\n<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars\n<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks\n<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean\n<`Tony`> Yea...\n<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
bash.org #49901:\n \n<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it\n<Square    Monkey> LOL\n<Harima Dugong> i meant gum
bash.org #49902:\n \n<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now
bash.org #49909:\n \n<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs \n<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
bash.org #49912:\n \n<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware
bash.org #49918:\n \n<Tim3WorX> somtimes\n<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked\n<Tim3WorX> and alone\n<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
bash.org #49925:\n \n<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery?\n<mook> Um.\n<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe?\n<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
bash.org #49927:\n \n<beretta> lets say you clone yourself\n<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone\n<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
bash.org #49941:\n \n<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?\n<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;\n<Robzy> not at all\n<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:\n<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake': Is a directory\n<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error\n<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find\n<puttputt> oh my god
bash.org #49946:\n \n<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope? \n<Crucifix> his son?
bash.org #49952:\n \n<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her
bash.org #49953:\n \n<ljtyk> damn school\n<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs\n<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation\n<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN\n<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy
bash.org #49957:\n \n<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the quotes...
bash.org #49969:\n \n<Decimus> raped any white women lately?\n<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark\n<Decimus> k\n<Decimus> was she fat?
bash.org #49973:\n \n<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it\n<EmersonOw> "funny guy"\n<EmersonOw> not funny ha ha\n<EmersonOw> but funny GAY
bash.org #49974:\n \n* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side\n* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys\n<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side
bash.org #49978:\n \n<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds\n<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly\n<via_> so guess how he does it?\n<antiuser> blowtorch?\n<concaf> deep fry?\n<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes\n<concaf> HAHAHHAH\n<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT\n<via_> worked like a charm
bash.org #49980:\n \n<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?\n<Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an American citizen.
bash.org #49981:\n \n* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.\nMrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?
bash.org #49984:\n \n<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram\n<dela> it's cheap these days\n<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?\n<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things\n<BlkDrgn> like watching tv
bash.org #49992:\n \n<Jules`> +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts.com.org
bash.org #50000:\n \n<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you really hate\n<Munger> scott: fdisk\n<scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a : emergeu nmerge -violent nano\n<scott> you know, something with explosions
bash.org #50006:\n \n(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny,\n(Jynxy): Nintendo do own!\n(Jynxy): And its not only the games\n(Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really makes nintendo special
bash.org #50007:\n \n<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum! :D\n<Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies"\n<Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke
bash.org #50031:\n \n<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
bash.org #50038:\n \n<RingLass> I'm\n<RingLass> leaving\n<RingLass> night all\n* RingLass removes her enter key
bash.org #50039:\n \n<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...\n<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ...
bash.org #50042:\n \n<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though\n* Akito loves being in the minority :D\n<iamcal> you're not a man anymore?
bash.org #50053:\n \n<@Loki^> damn birds\n<@Loki^> make too much noise\n<@_zOmbIE_> watercool them
bash.org #50057:\n \n<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F(x)?\n*** [p]-chan (fun@cpe-178-101.valp.net) has joined #math\n<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?\n<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work\n<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g(x) and f'(x) have to be constants\n<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule\n<emul8or> exactly\n<emul8or> as i've already told him twice\n<Meta> heh\n<prebullem> well\n<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work\n<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where
bash.org #50062:\n \n<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the internet...\n<brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits\n<ppcock> true\n<Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks\n<ppcock> very true\n<Carrie> lol @ 2\n<brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)\n<Havok> marty knows!\n<ppcock> 3. people do animals\n<Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem\n<brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest\n<ppcock> hahahahaha\n<brie> hahaha at Havok's 4\n* ppcock gives you the $50,000\n<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on\n        the fridge??\n<ppcock> hahahahaha
bash.org #50069:\n \n<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me\n<Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped
bash.org #50070:\n \n<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org\n<Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those scores. Those are OUTLANDISH\n<Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P\n<Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.\n<ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??\n<Tobrae> ...Can't you read?\n<Brulam> enter it in dos\n<Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level\n* ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...\n<Tobrae> ...\n<Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!11 rofl\n<Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!
bash.org #50074:\n \n<Sn00ch> Jesus is coming, Open your mouth.
bash.org #50082:\n \n<GimpChimp> Spiderman just sprays white fluid via a wrist action. We can all do that.
bash.org #50084:\n \n<Shephard> I probably like Blade because he reminds me of myself\n<Shephard> Even though I am not afro-american\n<Shephard> and not a half-vampire\n<Shephard> armed to the teeth\n<Shephard> I do have sunglasses though
bash.org #50087:\n \n<Gartt> 60% of girls first kiss is with another girl\n<LatinoReheat> that is a most sexy statistic
bash.org #50088:\n \n<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO\n<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...\n<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`\n<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!\n<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip\n<weagley> you guys make me feel good about myself
bash.org #50091:\n \n<SmokingCats> well, it's official, I've eaten so much turkey, I have feathers coming out of my butt\n<Daedalus> you're not supposed to eat the feathers\n<SmokingCats> o\n<SmokingCats> damnit
bash.org #50094:\n \n<datacide> there's no to old, just too dry, and no too young, just too tight
bash.org #50095:\n \n<Seteh> man... we've been together over 2 years now :)\n<raeccratf> ask her to marry you, then you can have a night of great fun!\n<raeccratf> but regret it in the morning :/
bash.org #50101:\n \n{+Maynard} Guys i have a queastion\n{@Dark\|gone} no you dont blow its just called that
bash.org #50107:\n \n<Pyro-> if he's childish enough to go on like it prove the better man and ignore him\n<Aslan> yes, that would be a very mature and excellent solution\n<Pyro-> Banning him only gives him the attention he wants.\n<Aslan> I don't subscribe to 'turn the other cheek, though'... I am more like an Old Testament jew\n<Pyro-> Where exactly does the old testament tell you to ban other people for calling you names over the internet?\n<Pyro-> I'd love to hear it from THAT rabbi.\n<Aslan> you have to look deep into leviticus\n<Aslan> it's there... trust me
bash.org #50109:\n \n<Boffbowsh> Well, i'll see if my parents would mind taking me both ways\n<Boffbowsh> ...\n<Boffbowsh> That sounds so wrong
bash.org #50114:\n \n<Antiarc> What do you call a guy who works in teh shipping dept. of a fudge factory?\n<Antiarc> Seriously. \n<Antiarc> They have to have some PC term.\n<Treen> Fudge Packaging Consultant.\n<VashStampede> I just feel bad for the guy in receiving.
bash.org #50115:\n \n<Lagamuffin> 1280x1024 32bit ->60Hz<- That sucks xpert\n<Lagamuffin> you should fix that to atleast 85Hz\n<weapon01> lol\n<weapon01> overclock your monitor!!!!!!!!
bash.org #50120:\n \n( shamoun )  lol, please don't root me\n( shamoun )  hey, i have a question\n( shamoun )  if im logged into root, is there some way i can do something like su to login to another user and then launch xchat\n( shamoun )  i don't want to have to leave xfce\n( shamoun )  well, now you all know im logged in as root. goodbye
bash.org #50126:\n \n<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with\n<eddy> :)\n<eddy> oops type\n<eddy> oh the irony\n<G> lol
bash.org #50129:\n \n<Kaloth> ah, if only there were a mystical place, where beer flowed freely from an ice cold source\n<Kaloth> and peanuts were free\n<Kaloth> and men of all ages could gather and talk about tits and sport\n<Kaloth> ah, if only.\n<Kaloth> wait a minute\n* Kaloth bbl. pub.
bash.org #50132:\n \n<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend with a different girl :)\n<jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!!\n<jan^beer> :)=\n<+Burned> a horse ?
bash.org #50142:\n \n<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom\n<ian> wait\n<ian> no\n<ian> other way around
bash.org #50148:\n \n<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught\n<Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez\n<Jerec> TB.. wow\n<Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer\n<Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot\n<Jerec> or Jesus
bash.org #50158:\n \n<rising> wow this room is full of losers \n<Bored_Catboy> rising, your on IRC....
bash.org #50160:\n \n* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer\n<Mouse> that's quite some improvement
bash.org #50166:\n \n<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat
bash.org #50174:\n \n<schnorks> One time I used a sock as a glove.\n<Rivorus> One time i used a glove for a condom.\n<schnorks> ...\n<Rivorus> okay... five times
bash.org #50190:\n \n<iInTheSky> Heh.. I got pulled over by a cop driving a car service car\n<@OnErr0r> dude.. you have terrible luck with cops :P\n<iInTheSky> No kidding\n<iInTheSky> :)\n<iInTheSky> He was looking at my cock asking me why my zipper was open\n<iInTheSky> made me wonder
bash.org #50195:\n \n<Vicious2071> who operates the mugen website?\n<Vicious2071> what is mugen?\n<Vicious2071> can anyone tell me?\n<Mystiq> mugen is a way to siphon shits out of your butt\n<Mystiq> in version 2.0 they use a teleportation technology\n<Vicious2071> ?\n<Vicious2071> sorry still lost
bash.org #50201:\n \n<Speed3D> FUCKING HELL...its bad enough that Im struggling at drawing, but now there's some neighbours partaking in some fucking aweful karaoke!\n<wsmp\|phrack> D:\n<wsmp\|phrack> want me to take them out?\n<Speed3D> how?\n<wsmp\|phrack> well\n<wsmp\|phrack> Ill turn up\n<wsmp\|phrack> and take them to dinner\n<wsmp\|phrack> on my bmx\n<wsmp\|phrack> take them out to some russian restuarant\n<Speed3D> not quite what I had in mind\n<Speed3D> I was thinking more along the lines of Death from 1001 papercuts\n<wsmp\|phrack> hmmm\n<Speed3D> with the use of iodine\n<wsmp\|phrack> I think I could arrange a beating to death witha teaspoon\n<wsmp\|phrack> but paper cuts are hard :(
bash.org #50207:\n \n<Sphlynxo> well\n<Sphlynxo> anytime there's a decent girl im with\n<Sphlynxo> she's always a drinker\n<Sphlynxo> damn it\n<Sphlynxo> id like a hot girl who DOESNT drink\n<wshs> that should tellyou something\n<wshs> :
bash.org #50209:\n \n* FerdKat carries Limey to bed\n<LimeyKat> night!\n<FerdKat> night all\n* LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat\n* FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat\n* `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with 2 OPs in it right now ^^;
bash.org #50212:\n \n* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey\n<Gothic> :O\n<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?
bash.org #50213:\n \n<eva> you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee?\n<Rivorus> i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day \n<Rivorus> and i was thinking about how people say that \n<eva> Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT?\n<Rivorus> the pee went all over my roommate's face\n<Rivorus> I mean the toilet seat.\n* Rivorus coughs\n<eva> ...
bash.org #50216:\n \n<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!\n<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about legos =P\n<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for retarded children\n<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in ecstasy caught me off guard.  ;P\n<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~  legos~~  oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*\n<Kjorteo> Hmm.  If you think about it, you could make an interesting sex toy out of legos.  You'd need to do something about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.  It's like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b \n<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly have the same ring\n<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b
bash.org #50217:\n \n<VerbalKint> my cousin lives in san francisco\n<Rivorus> are you gay too?
bash.org #50218:\n \n<boo> bored bored bored\n<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player gives a word.\n<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if they're a valid http server.\n<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming soon site.\n<boo> who wants to play?\n<boo> ...\n<boo> :-O\n<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.\n<boo> get out of my house.\n<-- boo has quit (Quit: )
bash.org #50221:\n \n<pottard> yea i walk in\n<pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it\n<pottard> and i have to wear it walking out
bash.org #50222:\n \n<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me\n<ruggo> ok\n<ruggo> how do i msg?\n<Guera> i msg u\n<ruggo> i don't see anything\n<Guera> dubble click on my name\n<ruggo> with what key?\n<Guera> just left dubble click on my name\n<ruggo> the left key?\n<Guera> yea\n<ruggo> i don't have one of those\n<ruggo> the left arrow?\n<Guera> the left on the mouse\n<ruggo> mouse?\n<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?\n<Guera> asl
bash.org #50225:\n \n<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this\n<Matrix_McCloud> an old one\n<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it\n<cherno> what company\n<Matrix_McCloud> 5001\n<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think\n<cherno> whoa\n<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names\n<Matrix_McCloud> hahah
bash.org #50228:\n \n<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum\n<Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him\n<My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him?\n<Ma[N]da> oh my god\n<Ma[N]da> i mean kill him
bash.org #50229:\n \n<@BlackOps> i dont know if my friend was joking or not\n<@BlackOps> but today he was talking about this matrix porn or something with people flying, fighting and having sex\n<@BlackOps> on kazaa\n<@BlackOps> imma try to find it\n<Rigel> LOL\n<@BlackOps> success!
bash.org #50234:\n \nGeorge: i had like 10 useless programs running\nGeorge: secretly\nGeorge: was slowing my comp down\nShinobu: I should check mine..\nShinobu: well.. msn's running\nShinobu: does that count?
bash.org #50235:\n \n<Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm.... \n<Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it.\n<TheTourist\|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic.
bash.org #50236:\n \n* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really. \n<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy \n<Opoggo> think he'd go on?
bash.org #50243:\n \n<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off\n<Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too\n<Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!\n<Gooseman> its much better\n<Gooseman> circumcised\n<Gooseman> is better\n<Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now!\n<Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick!\n<Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways\n<Gooseman> no big deal\n<Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho\n<XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo\n<Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo\n<Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho\n<Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no\n<Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now
bash.org #50253:\n \n<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of it at once.
bash.org #50255:\n \n<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here to slum with the mere mortals \n<IICV> God works for MS? \n<IICV> That's a revelation in itself.
bash.org #50263:\n \n* Joins: Pronto () \n<MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!! \n<Pronto> I brought my front, too. \n<MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow. \n* Pronto bows. \n<MSminion> What about your left? \n<Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there. \n<MSminion> Right. \n<Pronto> No, it left. \n<MSminion> No left or right, then? \n<Pronto> Damn straight.
bash.org #50266:\n \n(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)\n<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room! \n* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear. \n* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout) \n* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout) \n<JeremiahSmith> o_O \n<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad. \n* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout) \n<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh! \n<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint. \n* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.
bash.org #50267:\n \n<pigger> y u b h8n?\n<pigger> dun h8 plzkthx\n<Judicator> Ewww.\n<Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/\n<FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU.\n<FDISK> Its not Dalnet!\n<FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit!\n<pigger> hahahha\n<FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get finished raping a ten year old or something?"\n<FDISK> Its THAT offensive.
bash.org #50269:\n \n<taglin>   ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives?\n<suds>   yeh\n<suds>   done that\n<taglin>   k... whats next?\n<suds>   weee\n<suds>   hang on a sec...\n<suds>   need more rum+coke+spritz of lime\n<suds>   :)\n<taglin>   heh\n<taglin>   i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related
bash.org #50272:\n \n<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next year.....\n<Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t\n\n<Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...\n<Fabio> i love the way this world works\n<Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol
bash.org #50279:\n \n(Pikaben) I just thought of something.\n(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the Metric system?\n(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O\n(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?\n(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/\n(Joe_Fox) superior\n(Joe_Fox) as if\n(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :\|\n(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR\n(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.\n(Joe_Fox) exactly\n(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle\n(Joe_Fox) heh, round\n(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::\n(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for
bash.org #50284:\n \n<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns\n<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten
bash.org #50292:\n \n<Eldron> ruba, btw,.  IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH!\n<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!\n<Eldron> the younger the better?\n<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them\n<Atreides^away> hairless ;)\n<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.\n<Eldron> I like them moistorized\n<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist\n<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?
bash.org #50296:\n \n<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a pedophile the other day."\n<linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming from a 12 year old."\n<DGF> LOL
bash.org #50317:\n \n* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: )\n* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy\n<hidingfromvoy> shhhh\n*twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r\n<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?\n<hidingfromvoy> teehee
bash.org #50324:\n \n<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell\n<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace \n<LlNK> lol\n<LlNK> check under your keyboard
bash.org #50326:\n \n<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are 2nd priority
bash.org #50348:\n \n* bitch has joined #lobby\n<bitch> hey\n<son_of_evil> hi *****\n<Nehaal> hi *****\n<Falkner\|AWAY> hi *****
bash.org #50384:\n \n<SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going after\n<SicChild> so :P\n<NeAck> so?\n<SicChild> so......I'm happy.\n<Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up?\n<SicChild> lol\n<NeAck> hahaha
bash.org #50385:\n \n<gerrard> siiiiigh\n<gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am\n<gerrard> mouse in one hand\n<gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other\n<}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth\n<gerrard> ya..\n<gerrard> hey wait
bash.org #50386:\n \nTwilightKnight00: hey can you do me a favor\nDr SpaZZo: no.\nDr SpaZZo: Go on.
bash.org #50387:\n \n[+mrspip]: your right ;)\n[+SPo0n]: you're*\n[+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P\n[+SPo0n]: *have\n[+SPo0n]: and grammar :P
bash.org #50388:\n \n<+datafreak> im sure the thrust of my semen has improved, it got as far as the monitor
bash.org #50411:\n \n<[CIT-R]StreaK> my puppy is crying :(\n<Volt9000> so pull out
bash.org #50466:\n \n<Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a large bird\n<Goldath> Oh wait, it did\n<Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey
bash.org #50482:\n \n<yegz> styric : pick one question\n<yegz> and ask\n<styric> which question
bash.org #50509:\n \n<CoRDS> damn my cat is lazy, he is just lying on the bed showing off his testicles\n<\|CluBCaT\|> I was there about 10mins ago
bash.org #50521:\n \n<My`Albanian`Ass> why u miss me?\n<^hOTTIE^4^U^> yeh\n<^hOTTIE^4^U^> bAd\n<My`Albanian`Ass> how bad\n<My`Albanian`Ass> bad enough to masturbate urself infront of a mirror while wearing a face mask that looks like my face?
bash.org #50522:\n \n<Keza> Dear Diary, I think thoes cnuts in #x have been reading yuo again
bash.org #50523:\n \n<DarthSemiAway> 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilamockingbirds
bash.org #50540:\n \n* BlueDust shudders as u tuch her wet pussy\n* Voice-From-The-Toilet beats Seaker up with a power tool\n* BlueDust (shicchic@sg-33877.mweb.co.za) has left #5fm\n<Seaker> BWAHAHAHAHAHA\n<Voice-From-The-Toilet> heya blekwissird\n<Seaker> Bluedust obviously had the wrong window open for that 1\n<Seaker> wahaha
bash.org #50544:\n \n<slut> i'm banned from kmart for stealing condoms i'll never use
bash.org #50554:\n \n<Satori> I read this book once, yeh, about this guy named claude who hooked up with this young gal who got pregnant and it wasn't his kid, but she said it was the result of getting raped by a supernaural being so he was cool with it so he packed the old girl up and headed off to pay taxes on her ass so's she'd be legal like... but shit happened and she wound up birthing the brat in some shit-filled barn so the shepherd brought in myrhh and frankincense
bash.org #50564:\n \nduckstab: Oh and as if i'm the only guy that'd ask God for a handjob. He INVENTED the penis, guys.
bash.org #50573:\n \n<EviL`J> i had soem 10 year old ask me to cyber the other day\n<LordOfSwine> how was it?
bash.org #50576:\n \n<gav_> Myst : your gonna do something other than irc??\n<mystican> yea exactly\n<gav_> cool\n<gav_> what channel?
bash.org #50610:\n \n<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention\n<sqweak> hollywood lied\n<sqweak> big is not beautiful\n<EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild!\n<TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK\n<sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN\n<sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs!\n<TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit\n<antivert> hungry hungry hippos!\n<TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again\n<TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty\n<sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2\n<sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!
bash.org #50630:\n \n<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'
bash.org #50635:\n \n<PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a cocksucker?\n<Atchoo> Please :)\n<Digga> sucked a cock\n<PsychoticBat> Oh.
bash.org #50649:\n \n<g9icy> heh, opposite my old house there was this massive field...i used to find all sorts on there, old needles (didn't touch), used jonnies...cars...bikes...etc\n<Xanothis> are you implying you touched the used jonnies?
bash.org #50676:\n \n<[LH]Georg> PAIN LEADS TO ANGER. AND ANGER LEADS TO CAPS LOCK. AND CAPS LOCK LEADS TO REVOLTING PEOPLE IN AN IRC CHANNEL.
bash.org #50677:\n \n<Wedgie> yay! the flickering stopped..\n<Wedgie> I fetched a hammer and looked at the monitor really threatening :)
bash.org #50680:\n \n<SiX-SiN> www.shoutcast.com\n<[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> mmm kpop\n<SiX-SiN> ckr lags\n<[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> omfg\n<[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> how is KPOP fucking 2nd and 4th\n<SiX-SiN> i dunno\n<SiX-SiN> it would be rap\n<SiX-SiN> but niggers dont kno how to use the computer
bash.org #50681:\n \n<naga> so how long can nicknames be?\n<parnbl00d> pretty long\n* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie\n<nagaiseatingpie> cool\n* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks\n<nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks!\n<nagalikeslongdicks> shit\n<parnbl00d> ahahaha
bash.org #50708:\n \n<Toen> With Starfox Adventures, Rare redefined fun.\n<Toen> Fun (adj.) 1: Not fun.
bash.org #50709:\n \n<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead.
bash.org #50729:\n \n<Justn> I cant wait till the summer i'll be working out so much... I'm gonna be ripped!\n<Ian_540> maybe working out will give you big muscles, but it won't make your small dick any bigger
bash.org #50733:\n \n<Jeeeeebus> plus i got jedis to give me hound jobs..\n<LDM> hound jobs = beastality?\n<Jeeeeebus> HAND!! HAND!!
bash.org #50734:\n \n<kremlyn> I was in #atomicmpc, then I left because they are all gheybos (tm)\n\n<kremlyn> And he pm'd me and asked me to come back\n\n<kremlyn> So I said\n\n<kremlyn> [19:48] <kremlyn> Why? To watch a bunch of pre-pubescent CS playing    Overclockers talk about how much faster their computer is now that it's running at a 4 Mhz faster FSB, when for the amount of money they spent on a liquid-urine cooling system, they could have bought a faster box anyway?\n\n<kremlyn> And he quit
bash.org #50735:\n \n<sleeper> I wonder if it would be illegal to take scans of a magazine from 1960 and sell them\n<sleeper> I figure it must be....but is it?\n<Sku> has to be older then that to be legal fer sure\n<sleeper> you're sure that isn't public domain by now?\n<ZeroHour> no sleeper, PlayBoy is still in business\n<ZeroHour> lol\n<sleeper> how'd you know it was playboy?
bash.org #50743:\n \nGildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under the desk\nmoki: trying for another promotion, Gildor?
bash.org #50745:\n \nzambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them?\nforge: Shit!\nforge: We aren't?
bash.org #50752:\n \n<+Psylent> It turned out to be a good night in any case\n<+Psylent> and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend\n<SteamedHams> you can't use irc AND have sex\n<SteamedHams> irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm\n<egg> that's good\n<+Psylent> that's very good\n<egg> you don't need to use protection\n<SteamedHams> yeah, let the aids flow\n<egg> he's not african\n<SteamedHams> ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone
bash.org #50757:\n \n(@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox\n(+[KdAwG]) ....\n(+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again\n(@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star wars rom\n(@Vinpire) pah\n(+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x\n(@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people could rape you for it yesterday\n(+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D\n(@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol\n(+[KdAwG]) wow\n(+[KdAwG]) it is\n(+[KdAwG]) <3
bash.org #50760:\n \n<SuperMegaGeek145> this is a really gooooood movie\n<xTaVx> lol\n<xTaVx> You need a paper towel?\n<SuperMegaGeek145> ewww\n<SuperMegaGeek145> good, commercial\n<SuperMegaGeek145> brb
bash.org #50761:\n \n<Alty> i say burn bill gates at the stake and all will be well\n<Ron[afk]> :)\n<Esper> yay! fire solves everything!\n<Ron[afk]> Except for fires.
bash.org #50767:\n \n<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable  \n<hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable  \n<hazza-> and every full moon \n<hazza-> she'd get out a spoon \n<hazza-> and drink herself under the table \n<\|iCARUS> sick bastard\n<\|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
bash.org #50769:\n \n<Koult> ah yes, but fat people are harder to kidnap
bash.org #50772:\n \n<Coolman_mike> brb, my keyboard isnt working
bash.org #50774:\n \n<aBoijj> he asked me where I downloaded it from\n<aBoijj> I said I walked into the shop and downloaded it from the shelf to my hand then uploaded some money from my pocket to the till via the shop assistant
bash.org #50775:\n \n<Goose-dz> what you should do is bury half of your money in the back yard\n<D3StRuCT> wait a minute\n<D3StRuCT> i remember something like this in the bible, i was actually awake on this one\n<D3StRuCT> didnt that guy get called a dumb ass bitch?\n<Goose-dz> they used the phrase dumb ass bitch in the bible?\n<D3StRuCT> well no\n<Goose-dz> must be the new testament\n<D3StRuCT> it was much more complex and condescending
bash.org #50779:\n \n<Koult> Hey Lac'\n<Lac'> Sup dude?\n<Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire\n<Lac'> aye\n<Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through\n<Lac'> really!?sweet!\n<Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,\n<Lac'> ?\n<Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen, \n<Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera\n<Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit\n<Lac'>I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
bash.org #50782:\n \n<F-F> Marks the end of a dialup ISP for me!!!\n<F-F> and ive never bitched about UTV :P\n<r0x0r> i thought you was getting AOL\n<F-F> i am yeah\n<F-F> but its a trial :P\n<r0x0r> Your 500 free hours are not welcome here, F-F :-/\n<F-F> 100 :-/\n<F-F> in the usa its 1025\n<F-F> here its 100\n<F-F> 500.. here? haha\n<F-F> No :P\n<r0x0r> whatever\n<r0x0r> everyone gets sick after 1 or 2 hours
bash.org #50784:\n \n<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim[z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y)*sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)
bash.org #50787:\n \nnonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?\np_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas...\nnonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head\nnonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like\np_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...\nnonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
bash.org #50793:\n \n<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all.\n<EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid.\n<EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so.\n<EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign.\n<EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick'\n<EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash.\n<EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty.\n*EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon\n<EdiblePig> fuck
bash.org #50800:\n \n*** Schatten has joined #werenet\n<ALW> Hello Schatten\n<Schatten> HI There\n<ALW> This is ALW, an automated greeting bot on #werenet. Type 1 and hit return for more info.\n<Schatten> 1\n* ALW cackles\n<ALW> Well that was fun for two-minutes.
bash.org #50804:\n \n<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
bash.org #50809:\n \n#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002\n\n<dzee> want to try again sara\n<sara_sig> no\n<sara_sig> gay thing\n<sara_sig> too pissed off with it\n<dzee> why does it crash?\n<sara_sig> .\n<sara_sig> ^ see that?\n<sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage\n<sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot\n<sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that\n<sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it\n<sara_sig> It goes way beyond that
bash.org #50811:\n \n<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit? \n<Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?
bash.org #50812:\n \n<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger.\n<SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
bash.org #50818:\n \n<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell but rich?\n<crunchyfish> Would you?\n<MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?
bash.org #50824:\n \njim: :D\njim: http://www.bash.org/?random1\njim: top one :D
bash.org #50827:\n \n* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants.\n<FLB> ...\n<Ouroboros> Well.\n<Ouroboros> I mean.\n<Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right?\n<FLB> Yeah! Of course!\n<FLB> That's what you meant\n<Ouroboros> Yes.\n<Ouroboros> It is.\n<FLB> Umm.\n<FLB> You can keep that pair.\n<FLB> They're on the house.\n<Ouroboros> KTHX
bash.org #50833:\n \n<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on periscope, no knicks on\n<Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol\n<Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope lol
bash.org #50838:\n \n<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\\n<LoneJackal> dunno\n<LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner?\n<indefactorX> shut up\n<LoneJackal> or aggressive language
bash.org #50839:\n \n(@icono) what is it your mad at?\n(NecroMort) women\n(@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you\n(NecroMort) same thing ;)
bash.org #50841:\n \n*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
bash.org #50850:\n \n<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something.\n<jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
bash.org #50852:\n \n<Matt> What shape is a gamecube?
bash.org #50869:\n \n<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K
bash.org #50871:\n \n[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say\n[ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah\n[ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing\n[ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit\n[ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles***\n[ jamao ] lol
bash.org #50872:\n \n<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life forever\n<Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks\n<[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut\n<Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles\n<[1RB]sika> balogna is good too\n<[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess
bash.org #50873:\n \nChristian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ?\nMouce: ME\nTrue\|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide\nkronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect
bash.org #50877:\n \n<Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support line, all of our operators are currently busy.  Please leave your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right back to you....'  *beeeeeep*\n* The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS\n<The-Rev> brb\n<The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line
bash.org #50884:\n \n<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o \n<CrossAlkaid> Sure. \n<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.
bash.org #50887:\n \n<rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much better than the 70-80% earlier\n<Jeian> you defragmented your room?\n<rootd> yea\n<Jeian> too much computer for you... :]
bash.org #50891:\n \n<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm\n<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then\n<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass\n<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat\n<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
bash.org #50892:\n \n<bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC\n<Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about it.
bash.org #50896:\n \n<Hammer> im pretty good at typing with one hand
bash.org #50906:\n \n<Coult> im 65 years old\n<Coult> and I still get more pussy than you\n<Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count\n<Aamperix> I know.\n<Aamperix> I feel bad for you.\n<Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice Bitesize butterfinger...want one?
bash.org #50909:\n \n<dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670?\n<RichiH> not really\n<RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :)\n<dlewis> you can install linux on it.\n<RichiH> hmm, right\n<RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)
bash.org #50915:\n \n<CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do while you're in bed\n<tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway\n<CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time doing, matt? \n<tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time \n<tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it \n<CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then? \n<tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it in 'special' bookshops next month
bash.org #50916:\n \n<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL proxies?\n<@abombpk> hell?\n<@Lyle> thats an understatement
bash.org #50921:\n \n<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.\n<Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before you start to get tired of it.\n<Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every month
bash.org #50922:\n \n<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination, promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.\n<jazzstepa> its the american way
bash.org #50925:\n \n[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test\n[ Genia4 ] i want u to do it\n**Approximately 8 Minutes Later**\n[ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/\n[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?\n[ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?
bash.org #50926:\n \n[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?\n[ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything\n[ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the database.\n[ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not
bash.org #50927:\n \n[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?\n***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***\n[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY\n[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier\n[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself
bash.org #50930:\n \n[ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5 years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.
bash.org #50932:\n \n*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@=YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net)\n<@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?
bash.org #50938:\n \n<RichiH> you could always use netbsd if you want maximum security\n<RichiH> ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd box\n<RichiH> so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe
bash.org #50940:\n \n<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20 (751.53 KBps)\n<Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit\n<[Piratez]> be sure to flush\n<[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will go down in one flush
bash.org #50941:\n \n* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu\n<@Miz> and where have you been?\n<@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out drinking / getting stoned / getting laid\n<@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not\n<@Cheez> LOL
bash.org #50944:\n \n<@Netwizard> Osamas dead\n<@Burned> perhaps\n<@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like tupac
bash.org #50946:\n \n<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo.\n<Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer\n<Dom> They're just more likely to\n<Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it has no real substance.\n<Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon\n<yuethomas> Case in point. o_o\n<yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure\n<Dom> Yep\n<Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily\n<yuethomas> speaking of the weather\n<Dom> :D\n<Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning\n<yuethomas> Did it grow?\n<Dom> And how\n<yuethomas> I know eh\n<Dom> I'll have to paint it one day\n<yuethomas> Use some duct tape too\n<Dom> and hotpants
bash.org #50949:\n \n<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me  ;(tv channels)\n<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them\n<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra\n<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them\n<Westy> bah\n<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs\n<atdt> heh
bash.org #50951:\n \n<knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on the stove
bash.org #50954:\n \ntom: guys\ntom: youb willb neverb elieveb this\ntom: butb myb spaceb keyb keeps bputtingb ab spaceb andb then bab \ntom: ab b\ntom: whatb theb fuck\nCube: rofl\nCube: thta's really funny\ntom: MAKEB ITB FUCKINGB STOP\ntom: ohb heyb I bfoundb theb problem\ntom: there bisb something bbetweenb theb  bandb spaceb keys
bash.org #50959:\n \n<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL\n<bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my computer. It failed to work.\n<bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red...\n<bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne\n<toc-> haha
bash.org #50962:\n \n<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info on people via email addresses?\n<Enossel> email them and ask them\n<Frosted_Frank> oh, thx
bash.org #50963:\n \nThe_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says "Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*
bash.org #50965:\n \n*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada sucks. Quebec is cool.
bash.org #50966:\n \n[4th]Tortu: i've never had a single STD...but i think it's cause you have to have sex to get em
bash.org #50967:\n \n<rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don\n<rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf\n<rH-rogue> damn it\n<rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation
bash.org #50974:\n \n<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd\n<thetourist> :)\n<antiuser> nice :D\n<thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome\n<lech> what do they consist of?\n<lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff\n<thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it\n<soap> LIES\n<antiuser> :E\n<antiuser> OBEY\n<soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add" anything\n<thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn
bash.org #50976:\n \n<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.\n<Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.\n<IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the Apocalypse.\n<IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."\n<IQpierce> direct quote.\n<Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!\n<IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is "Apocalycious!"\n<IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666 forehead tattoo!
bash.org #50988:\n \n<faR_away-> i won 30 grand\n<faR_away-> so i have some $$$$\n<Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really\n<faR_away-> no i'm just kidding\n<Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand\n<faR_away-> i know\n<faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds
bash.org #50989:\n \n<WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy, and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't?\n<halcyon--> jesus\n<halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother
bash.org #50993:\n \nicbm: hah\nicbm: my entourage is coming over\nicbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents\nicbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators\nkuruption: uh\nkuruption: you mean your "friends"\nkuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
bash.org #50998:\n \n([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought today. I want to get off :)\n([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.
bash.org #51005:\n \n<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server?\n<dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in the motd
bash.org #51009:\n \n* Sticks whoops for joy\n\n* Sticks cheers insanely\n\n* Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted frock whilst screaming with inane joy\n\n<VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?
bash.org #51010:\n \n<ACityBus> brb sleep
bash.org #51025:\n \n<ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl\n* GBL\|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even get a gurl?\n<Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so how can you fuk her.... \n<Socrates> gg i win\n<Socrates> kinda...
bash.org #51027:\n \n[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe\n<Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow, ok?\n<darkvibe> whenever\n<darkvibe> no hurry\n<darkvibe> and much appreciated\n<`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING ROOM.\n<[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way we discussed.\n<`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about meeting?\n<[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with law enforcment and animal rights\n<`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also, the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined prior to this conversation.\n<`rush> this is getting rediculous.
bash.org #51028:\n \n<Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese.\n<ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then\n<Spooky42> haha\n<Spooky42> god..\n<Spooky42> its stinks so bad\n<Spooky42> sigh\n<Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe\n<ZippyOne> got some air freshener?\n<DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know what that smells like?\n<Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff book\n<Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese' sticker.\n<ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry\n<Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop
bash.org #51033:\n \n<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?\n<autistk> riiiiight\n<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation\n<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?
bash.org #51038:\n \n<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your deleting stuff on it just to make space \n<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.\n<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.\n<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the salesperson, clearly.\n<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my computers now cause it takes up to much space\n<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z
bash.org #51041:\n \n* drdink ponders getting his dad the Magellan Meridian Gold GPS\n* drwiii watches irony strike as it gets lost in the mail.
bash.org #51045:\n \n<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay?\n<nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances.\n<nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are?\n<nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH\n<Jon-> wtf?\n<Jon-> she has problems?\n<nix-> ermm\n<nix-> interesting\n<Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty
bash.org #51052:\n \n<@LinkinEp> brb\n<@LinkinEp> in 15\n<@motherb\|tch> dont come back\n<@motherb\|tch> itz all good\n<@kmad> ,lol\n<@motherb\|tch> peace\n<@kmad> hes masturbating\n<@LinkinEp> evil\n<@kmad> u said brb\n<@kmad> go brb\n<@motherb\|tch> thats right\n<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go\n<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it
bash.org #51054:\n \n-ChanServ- Welcome to #Dynasty. Please note that these services have full help files and a quick /msg *Serv HELP (IE. /msg ChanServ HELP) will give you a complete listing. Please do not use any scripts in this channel. This includes but is not limited to, mp3 and system status scripts.\n* Nice_Ghuy (~_________@202.155.106.DynastyNet-64857) has joined #Dynasty\n<Nice_Ghuy> /msg *Serv HELP\n* Nice_Ghuy (~_________@202.155.106.DynastyNet-64857) has left #Dynasty
bash.org #51056:\n \n<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb\n<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch
bash.org #51057:\n \nGeo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it weren't the the internet.\nChronologist: for the internet, you mean.\nGeo: ..\nGeo: SEE?!\nGeo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!!\nGeo: ...\nGeo: AWAY\nHidoshi: ...Converse.\nHidoshi: Conversate isn't a word.\nGeo: ...\nGeo: Fuck.
bash.org #51063:\n \n* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.\n<Nimduin>  Wow, you're unattractive.  Congratulations.
bash.org #51064:\n \n-->	ROJO has joined #nocomment\n\n---	ChanServ gives channel operator status to ROJO\n<Kazz> ROJO!\n* Kazz grunts.\n* ROJO returns grunt\n* Kazz takes off loincloth.\n* ROJO shudders\n<Kazz> ROJO!\n* Kazz bobs.\n<ROJO>	KAZZ!\n* Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth.\n<Kazz>	ROJO!\n<--	ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic))\n* Kazz weeps.\n<Kazz>	Ro... jo....
bash.org #51066:\n \n<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n\n<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister?\n* StalkerofurSoul shivers\n<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..
bash.org #51084:\n \n<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes "You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the back say  "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"
bash.org #51085:\n \n<WTM2K> Sub: ========( ) \n<WTM2K> Here's a spoon... \n<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.
bash.org #51089:\n \n<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key
bash.org #51092:\n \n<wabba> If u want a fight we better take this to #outside
bash.org #51094:\n \n<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes\n<Epesh> Kae: make them up!\n* l_oke hands kae a unicode character\n<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations\n* Kae pads with 0's
bash.org #51099:\n \n<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.\n<Manaz> Depend which OS\n<Rain-Movie> win2k\n<Rain-Movie> i must edit it\n<Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.\n<Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think\n<Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.\n<DrillSGT> curse the adds\n<Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?
bash.org #51101:\n \ndmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
bash.org #51104:\n \n<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;)\n<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap?\n<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?\n<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.
bash.org #51107:\n \n<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith\n<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers\n<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth\n\n*** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping timeout)\n<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?\n<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin\n<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
bash.org #51113:\n \n<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
bash.org #51127:\n \ninsaneFlash: man\ninsaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass\ndogz: ah\ndogz: man\ndogz: are they gziping it as well?
bash.org #51128:\n \n* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #javascript\n<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?\n<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might\n<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker.\n* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has left #javascript
bash.org #51132:\n \n<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same\n<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
bash.org #51139:\n \n<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with again!
bash.org #51146:\n \n<hafree> then there's all my friends\n<hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality\n<hafree> yes, i come from jewland
bash.org #51149:\n \n<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons\n<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.\n<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
bash.org #51152:\n \n<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"\n<Dragon> GTM\|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
bash.org #51157:\n \n<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!\n<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
bash.org #51163:\n \n<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today\n<[X]odus> wow\n<Korbel> wow what?
bash.org #51164:\n \n<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
bash.org #51169:\n \n<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz\n<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !\n*** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt\n<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message.\n<@Thraf> tell him to return\n<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK.\n<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
bash.org #51170:\n \n<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you
bash.org #51179:\n \n<roOt-dIR> where can i get a free shopping cart?\n<roOt-dIR> ?\n<collapser> supermarket, then run away quickly
bash.org #51189:\n \n<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them kamikaze's\n<exx> I bet the jap fighter pilots were trying to land on those ships..
bash.org #51196:\n \n* Idiot has quit IRC\n<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day...
bash.org #51199:\n \n<+WAREZmunkey> owwww shit\n<+WAREZmunkey> i just managed to put a staple into my tongue\n<+WAREZmunkey> teach me to chew on it i suppose\n<graeme> I cannot even begin to imagine the sequence of steps that caused to to accidentally staple your tongue.\n<+WAREZmunkey> ok i will rephrase it\n<+WAREZmunkey> i just stupidly put a staple into my tongue\n<Lithium> LOL
bash.org #51200:\n \n* I^Need^A^GirL^IN^MY^LifE was kicked by CityWoman (banned: Try a date service.)
bash.org #51204:\n \n<Autumnn> Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
bash.org #51214:\n \n<special-k> woohoo sodomy law changed\n<`rush> FUCK YEAH
bash.org #51226:\n \n* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about masturbation?
bash.org #51231:\n \n<UberDuper> I need an optical mouse.\n<UberDuper> My balls keep getting all crusty.
bash.org #51232:\n \n(ManiPan84) so what are you doing?\n(OoO0O0Oo0o) taking pieces of conversations and manipulating them to suit my sadistic needs
bash.org #51234:\n \n*** Martin has joined #Lostones\n<Martin> word\n<roy> indeed\n<roy> but the question is\n<roy> WHICH word?\n<roy> her word?\n<roy> My word?\n<roy> HIS WORD?\n<roy> it all depends...\n<roy> on whose word.\n*** Martin has quit IRC
bash.org #51237:\n \n<+[SFX]Newbie0> I had a dog once\n<+[SFX]Newbie0> my mom always told me when I got a boo-boo, to let the dog lick it\n<+[SFX]Newbie0> said it was antiseptic\n<+[SFX]Newbie0> One time, I had a sore throat\n<@[EoK]cheaptrick> I can see where this is going..\n<+[SFX]Newbie0> God I miss that dog\n<@[EoK]cheaptrick> ew..\n<+\|WM\|ePi> haha
bash.org #51239:\n \n<Jahidi> love is just when two people decide to stalk each other.
bash.org #51240:\n \n*** ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.EnterTheGame.Com) Quit (Aussie-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** BuM (~bum@ool-18bf3781.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Aussie-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** igl\|Quew{nBw} (~Quew@d150-29-112.home.cgocable.net) Quit (Aussie-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n*** deftik (~deftik@ptd-24-194-205-26.maine.rr.com) Quit (Aussie-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)\n<}{^{end}`sk00l> Netsplit Detected Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com from: Aussie-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com\n<Nemephosis> thanks for telling us after the fact\n<Nemephosis> isn't that like getting hit by a car then having someone say "dude there's a car coming"
bash.org #51256:\n \n<@Toys> i got allways with wings in the mail today \n<@Toys> it comes with dry weave, and wings, and optional fuckign sunroof <@Toys> i tried one on and i didn't feel CONFIDENT \n<@Toys> i felt WORRIED as fuck \n<@Toys> i'm using them for coffee filters now
bash.org #51313:\n \n<upper-> it fears change\n<upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens\n<vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven!\n<vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on for 4 mins on\nhigh\n<vlMbh> with nothing in it\n<vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing\n<vlMbh> " warming it up "
bash.org #51330:\n \n<vrit> mm* = hi, we're capcom. we don't need to come up with new ideas for games. here, enjoy street fighter vs marvel vs snk vs megaman vs taliban vs n'sync alpha super gold turbo extreme zero mega ultra double-stuf supreme extra value combo 4x
bash.org #51331:\n \n(@virt) cracker barrel is the most hilarious name for a place where a bunch of white people go
bash.org #51344:\n \n-->  ( join )  josiejaz (~jimmie@hide-53860.dial.tor1.sprint-canada.net) joined (#linux).\n( josiejaz )  fucking god damn peice of s**t ISP\n( Eric )  i love how you cencored "shit"\n( Eric )  but forgot fucking and damn
bash.org #51356:\n \nNow talking in #blackpower.\n* ChanServ changes topic to 'NEW YORK (CNN) -- Jam Master Jay, the DJ of the longtime rap group Run-DMC, was shot in the head and killed Wednesday night in a Queens recording studio, according to New York police. Jay is one dead nigger. One less aids infected, syphallitic, dreadlocked nigger in the world!'
bash.org #51372:\n \n<ragnarok2040> @_@, i have a mouse scratching directly above my head\n<Uzzab0x> trailer mice O_o\n* _absent 0_o CKY - Shock and Terror [3:07]\n<ragnarok2040> :/ and i can't beat on the ceiling cuz it messes up the ceiling fan\n<ragnarok2040> so i have to ignore it\n<Uzzab0x> I pity j00 rag :D\n<_absent> haha your trailer is infested with canadians\n<_absent> *mice
bash.org #51382:\n \n*  magicsmoke  returns with a mug of coffee that is still almost black after adding milk\nkiri : lol\nkiri : that's some heavey coffee then\nmagicsmoke : i could say that the spoon is standing up in it..\nmagicsmoke : but i can't see the spoon. i think it's dissolved\nAlpha1 : There is no spoon
bash.org #51393:\n \n<essex-> man that was no fart\n<essex-> brbrb
bash.org #51403:\n \n<ChineseElite> there is nothing wrong with using linux..\n<Threeboy> if that's the lifestyle you wanna live, i wont judge you.\n<Threeboy> i just wont support you at the parades.
bash.org #51418:\n \n<NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws :(((((((((((((\n<Weebl> is your webcam on nys?
bash.org #51424:\n \n<mikaru> cumshots are amusing.\n<autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd\n<autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea and then totally fuck it up\n<mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that.\n<autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something\n<mikaru> ahahah
bash.org #51425:\n \n<mikaru> thinkgeek.com has some l33t a55 tshirts.\n<mikaru> literally/\n<autistk> mikaru: dude, I think you'll find they are, in fact, g3y455 shirts
bash.org #51432:\n \nKaji: "i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent"\nJallil d'lil 'anonen: depends on the kind of porno...if it were snuff yeah, but the real classy kind is okay\nKaji: ...mmk\nJallil d'lil 'anonen: pretend I didn't say that\nKaji, Maelthra D' Llaren: i will..
bash.org #51436:\n \n<@i386> NEXT Year, me, skool. pointelss educational films. susicide\n<BenZor> Dude\n<BenZor> if you spell like that, it isnt pointless.
bash.org #51463:\n \n<chadamir> I was gonna call my band 'trebek is god' but we decided that was a better album name and then we decided not to use it at all\n<kolby> and then you realized there was no band\n<kolby> it was just you and a karaoke machine
bash.org #51467:\n \n<Champion> id never admit to being homosexual
bash.org #51496:\n \n<webby_g[work]> some guy just forgot his login and NEEDED to print out some work, so I let him login into my account and print it off, aren't I NICE?\n<Zarei> no now all your bases will belong to him\n<webby_g[work]> he was supervised, so if he did try to me up me the bomb, he would have had no chance to survive make his time.
bash.org #51498:\n \n<meyowith> almost done cleaning my room :D\n<meyowith> now to untangle my wires..\nQuit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)
bash.org #51517:\n \n<Khey> There was this soap opera on the TV in the customer lounge at work and there were these black people on it\n<Khey> And I thought to myself\n<Khey> "Man, why don't they get 'real' black people in soap operas?"\n<duffey> Haha\n<Khey> I'm not talking about some upper-middle class light-skinned 'nigga' either.\n<Khey> Some dark-skinned, thugg'd out, bling-blingin', grill'd up guy.\n<Khey> With cornrows and a stocking cap\n<Khey> I'd watch soap opera's then.\n<Khey> "Oh no, Johnny's mom was kidnapped"\n<Khey> "AW SHIT NIGGA I'S FUNNA CAP ME SOME CRACKAS"\n<Khey> or something\n<Khey> Anyways, enough of Stereotype Theatre with Mr.K
bash.org #51519:\n \n* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears.\n<JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job.\n<Feren> I suppose.\n* JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
bash.org #51528:\n \n<Karp> Who am I to judge myself?
bash.org #51537:\n \n<eqnox> I need ddr to unlease my full power\n<kingBooze> ddr?\n<eqnox> dance dance revolution\n<kingBooze> I've never played\n<kingBooze> is it as fun as everyone says it is?\n<bennid> no\n<bennid> just gay\n<DSmooth> kingBooze: ddr is for ghetto kids\n<DSmooth> at the arcade\n<DSmooth> and their white trash girlfirends watch them play\n<DSmooth> until they've had enough\n<DSmooth> then they take them home and beat them
bash.org #51551:\n \n* Joins: rock (rock@cs24243145-246.houston.rr.com)\n<rock> hey\n<Capn_Panic> hey\n<Shockster> hey\n<Capn_Panic> it's fat albert!
bash.org #51590:\n \n<DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me?\n<DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are!\n<\|Annie\|> shizz\n<DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek\n<\|Annie\|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here\n<\|Annie\|> I'll get back to you k ._.\n<Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick\n<DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard
bash.org #51597:\n \n<b1u3^t3rr0r> bash.org; yet more proof there are people more fucked up than me.
bash.org #51612:\n \n<DrZaius44> pc load letter? What the fuck is PC load letter??\n<CharCoal69> a letter that says "I shot my load. Sorry. -- Your Computer"
bash.org #51615:\n \n<TunkeyMicket> HOLY SHIT MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS\n<TunkeyMicket> HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP\n<TunkeyMicket> THIS WINDOW CAME UP\n<TunkeyMicket> TOLD ME THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS
bash.org #51616:\n \n<CharCoal69> and I made 2 dollars selling cigarettes to children in third world countries. I told them it was food.
bash.org #51623:\n \n<EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery club.\n<RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk about battery club.
bash.org #51627:\n \n<DracoDanMP> i spent all day reading on www.bash.org\n<@MalHavoc> and that is why you fail.\n<DracoDanMP> then i realized that only a true geek would even get 99% of the jokes, much less think they were funny\n<@MalHavoc> I bet you laughed your ass off all fucking day :P
bash.org #51637:\n \n<Tiberiumsun01> I am so lonely, I wish a girl would look at me <maq> maybe you should wait around in parking lots at night until one comes by and stuff her in a potato sack
bash.org #51641:\n \ndenisbaldwin: I think I love you...\ndenisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...\ndenisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...\ndenisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.\nalexusslave: like herpes?
bash.org #51669:\n \n<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties \n<LULU> You wear pants don't you?
bash.org #51716:\n \n<@pork> whats best buy\n<@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.
bash.org #51746:\n \n<Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin?\n<Kevyn> Turkey\n<Samantha> Kev is da man\n<Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican
bash.org #51753:\n \n<Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his room. I hope they get naked.\n<Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6?\n<Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on.\n<NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes when he left the room.
bash.org #51758:\n \n<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone\n*** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...)\n<Viggo> hmmm\n<Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang
bash.org #51765:\n \n<wanman2> c++ is so much more intuitive than any language i've learned\n<wanman2> that's my thought of the night\n<wanman2> and with that, good night.\n<fib> let us bathe in its profundity\n<wanman2> and lather ourselves with its wisdom\n<lbandit> and watch it flow down the drain\n<lbandit> amidst our pubic hairs and semen\n<lbandit> and urine\n<wanman2> and vaginal discharge\n<fib> my bishop delivers no sermons in the shower
bash.org #51783:\n \n<@Daybreaker> bah\n<@Daybreaker> i got sick oF that bin laden game the first time i played it\n<@Daybreaker> like a year ago\n<@Daybreaker> fuck flash games\n<@Blur> hentai?\n<@Daybreaker> shush\n<@Daybreaker> i caN't stand a game where the difficulty levels are "poorly made" "badly made" and "free 15 day macromedia preview"\n<@Blur> lol\n<@Daybreaker> fuck all that
bash.org #51807:\n \n<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?"\n<Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
bash.org #51823:\n \n<Myst> It would, however, be funnier.\n<Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature.\n<WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny
bash.org #51825:\n \n* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter.\n<Rico\|\|Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated...
bash.org #51830:\n \n<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first.  \n<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up. \n<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.
bash.org #51861:\n \n<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.
bash.org #51890:\n \n<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows(tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.
bash.org #51899:\n \n<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade the shock!\n<Cow> ....\n<Cow> ... \n<Cow> seriously.
bash.org #51904:\n \n<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE\n<orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT\n<orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT\n<orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about\n<orion> even models and shit\n<orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot\n<orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"
bash.org #51915:\n \n<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I won't..."
bash.org #51990:\n \n< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh\n< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?\n<+insight> damn\n<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version
bash.org #51991:\n \n<Area-51> wanna know a good one?\n<AOLuser> a good one what?\n<Area-51> i mistyped the "yes \| rm ..." command and deleted my entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P
bash.org #51994:\n \n* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING`PARENTS\n<tP-InfamousGadget> ewww
bash.org #51996:\n \nJoe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads\nNanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah\nJoe Fox : they need that in real life\nNanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL\nJoe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings\nJoe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping\nDarth_Bowser : shit\nDarth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low\nJoe Fox : and life needs respawning too\nDarth_Bowser : =P\nJoe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS\nDarth_Bowser : heh\nDarth_Bowser : that would be amusing\nJoe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains\nDarth_Bowser : *cough* =P\nJoe Fox : and you have a 128k brain
bash.org #51999:\n \n<Tak777> I have returned\n* Feops disbelieves\n<Feops> 1d20+1\n<Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6)\n<Feops> damn\n<Feops> fine, you're here.
bash.org #52000:\n \n<_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility?\n<Dead_One> yeah\n<_pLaGueD_> how?\n<Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill"\n<Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at
bash.org #52004:\n \ntwinturbo: hmm, why is my name green on the right?\nSwinny0: coz it's teelin you that's YOU\nbarnz: to show which one is you\ntwinturbo: like i don't know?\nbarnz: indeed\nSwinny0: some don't!!
bash.org #52006:\n \n<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste\n<Sora> Um.\n<Sora> Hint: That involves other people's shit and piss.\n<Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning. That always creeped me out.\n<Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute of 5:30 EST\n<Sora> Ah ha ha\n<Sora> Yeah.
bash.org #52013:\n \n<Brainstew> Eww..\n<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.\n<Citation> let alone on your penis.
bash.org #52021:\n \n<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min\n<Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc\n<Dzza\|Wants-SI> i once read a book\n<Dzza\|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school\n<Dzza\|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog\n<Vaun> anyone else?
bash.org #52022:\n \nredpoint13: brb\nMoRgAn4978: k\nredpoint13: back\nMoRgAn4978: that was fast\nredpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk
bash.org #52028:\n \n<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2 sentence points for using a computer\n<@jsb> you've got jail
bash.org #52029:\n \n<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other
bash.org #52041:\n \n* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater\n<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?\n<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger\n<KiLLerMiK> best combo?\n<bens0nio> best combo is #2
bash.org #52056:\n \n<@kram> !banme wibble\n* @Arrow throws a brick at wibble\n<@kram> cool\n<@Smidge204> !banme everyone else\n* @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else\n<Stryke> !banme\n* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*bopper@dialup-63.214.93.70.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net\n* Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and sinker.)
bash.org #52063:\n \n*** VirginUmboo has joined #html\n<VirginUmboo> lo\n<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?\n* Anapaest googles for "gret"\n*** VirginUmboo has left #html
bash.org #52083:\n \n*** Joins: Currawon1 (~currawong@GizNet-43538.b.006.syd.iprimus.net.au)\n*** Quits: Currawong (~currawong@210.50.98.GizNet-34072) (Client exited)\n<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel
bash.org #52087:\n \n<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?\n<Seifer> Nope.\n<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >:\n<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.\n<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...\n<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.\n<Mog> ...\n<Seifer> Lol.\n<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.\n<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...\n* rabid_si[FFX] whistles.
bash.org #52100:\n \n<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today\n<dredg> it was nice\n<chevrofreak> i jerked off today\n<chevrofreak> it was boring\n<dredg> heh\n<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...\n<dredg> *looks at watch*\n<chevrofreak> yeah basically
bash.org #52112:\n \n<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower\n<Billo3121> later dudes\n* Billo3121 is now known as Billo\|douching\n<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.
bash.org #52125:\n \nnotkmad: whats the 35 for\nStemp35: how many times I give head a week\niluvduke213105: wjat?\niluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?\nStemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name\nnotkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?
bash.org #52136:\n \n<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk\n<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows\n<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"\n<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?
bash.org #52141:\n \n<Al-Koholik> hm\n<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence\n<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3\n<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3?
bash.org #52154:\n \n<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)\n<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times\n<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks?
bash.org #52155:\n \n<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you limp.))\n<Pixelated> limp ! \n<Pixelated> that got me rock hard\n<hardlined> you too?\n<hardlined> Got a cam?
bash.org #52174:\n \n<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?\n<Threeboy> its a book man.\n<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.\n<Threeboy> go for it.\n<JynxDaddy> :\|
bash.org #52186:\n \n<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!\n<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!\n<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.\n<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?\n<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.\n<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!
bash.org #52193:\n \n<KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia
bash.org #52207:\n \n<PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish language\n<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie\n<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment\n<SkyLancer> err\n* js8\|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in one sentence
bash.org #52229:\n \n* okram is sad\n<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?\n<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident\n<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?
bash.org #52251:\n \n<Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!\n<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me.
bash.org #52267:\n \n<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck there\n\n<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!\n\n<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly\n\n<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg together, then trying to run a race\n\n<@da4> hehe\n\n<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually\n\n<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot\n\n<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"
bash.org #52270:\n \n<CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good, you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2 bags worth already\n<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea\n<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed
bash.org #52279:\n \n<thursday-> who invented lol\n<thursday-> do they get royalties
bash.org #52282:\n \n<@CoMPLeX[a]> im booting man \n<@CoMPLeX[a]> nite nite\n<@Vedran> now im gonna b bored\n<@CoMPLeX[a]> nah \n<@CoMPLeX[a]> just keep pasting quotes \n<@Inf3kTeZ> lol\n<@CoMPLeX[a]> ill set a timer to say ROFL every 5 mins
bash.org #52302:\n \n<ClosedGL> tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 && mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!\n";dd if=/dev/beans of=/cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma && sleep 15.
bash.org #52303:\n \n<EvilJoven> millions of dollars from various governments, business and NGOs spent on developing hardware, protocols, software and you people use it to pretend to fart at each other...
bash.org #52328:\n \n*** klaas-sinterkla has joined #photoshop\n<klaas-sinterkla> hellol\n<klaas-sinterkla> who knows the programm photoshop\n<@Anapaest> what kind of programm is it?\n<klaas-sinterkla> It's about websites n stuff\n<@Anapaest> better ask in #website-stuff then\n<klaas-sinterkla> k, thx\n*** klaas-sinterkla has left #photoshop
bash.org #52337:\n \n* webby_g well chuffed now\n<[smee]> lol\n<[smee]> make me feel it, hurt me!\n<DeuxVisage> guess this was the wrong time to walk in on a conversation\n<DeuxVisage> take your bondage elsewhere\n<[smee]> i like her when she plays her dominatrix role\n<webby_g> who?\n<[smee]> you!\n<webby_g> omg\n<webby_g> YOU THINK IM FEMALE?
bash.org #52340:\n \n<TurboYoda> what is bash.org?\n<TurboYoda> Is it suitable for Me?\n<fezm0nkey> Its a gay sex site.\n<fezm0nkey> Hardcore anal fun.\n<TurboYoda> I'll visit it when nobody's home
bash.org #52370:\n \n<Sandino> christ, Im pushing 30 and Ive never driven a car, I need a life application not a job one
bash.org #52390:\n \n<Alf-Life> Has anyone here ever been to Tokyo/Kyoto/Japan?\n<MechaMrEd> I think if you went to the first two the third one comes free.
bash.org #52398:\n \n<chintss> how do i configure ftp http and telnet  in RH 8.0\n<chintss> plzzzzz\n<tictac> chintss: rtfm \n<chintss> tictac : rtfm: command not found
bash.org #52404:\n \n<shavenwookiee> SHIT!\n<shavenwookiee> my sister is home now, with friends.\n<shavenwookiee> so ends the walking around nude fun I was having.\n<Antiarc> Heh...sister comes home with friends to find brother walking about house, nude. \n<Antiarc> Sounds like the setup for a porn movie \n<shavenwookiee> uh, gross?\n<shavenwookiee> that's my sister, dude.\n<shavenwookiee> I grew out of that.\n<shavenwookiee> er.. I MEAN..
bash.org #52407:\n \n<Ronwe> /slap -chainsaw "joojoo"\n<joojoo> /slap -cock "Ronwe"\n<joojoo> =x~\n<Ronwe> it's not big enough to hurt\n<joojoo> Text generally doesn't.\n<Ronwe> interesting... your cock is text\n<joojoo> Whoever said that?\n<joojoo> Whoever said I was using my "cock"~#@E Q&!#*(\n<joojoo> AHAH\n<joojoo> WOW LETS GET ANALLY TECHNICAL NOW =]\n<Ronwe> Do me a favour\n<Ronwe> Don't use the word anal when we're talking about cocks
bash.org #52412:\n \n<Brookes_Baby> Hey does anyone have an idea of what I could get for my collection of Final Fantasy games?\n<Kevyn> Not laid.
bash.org #52426:\n \n<MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....\n<MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!
bash.org #52449:\n \n<pyre> I need to download more hardware
bash.org #52457:\n \n<Geollum> The third volume of the trilogy is no better, Yott insists. Creatures with dark faces, black eyes and long black hair coming from the east and the south and wielding scimitars is obviously racist, he says.\n<Chronologist> lol....\n<Geollum> Ok, it's not OUR fault that black has come to associate Evil\n<KeeperX> OMG\n<KeeperX> THE LOTR HAS HAD BAD INFLUENCE ON ME\n* KeeperX goes to the south and kills some dark skinned people wielding scimitars
bash.org #52462:\n \n<Cloe> be quiet or i'll beat you like a rented mule\n<Crowley> you abuse your rented pack animals?\n<Cloe> yes, i do\n<Cloe> now carry my stuff up the trail\n<Crowley> suck my huge donkey dick
bash.org #52477:\n \nDr SpaZZo: Why the hell do they call it fox undercover when they just go up to the people on the street and go "WHY R U SWINDALING TEH COMMUN PUBLIK :-("
bash.org #52478:\n \n<Emiko> a if u turn off ur computer and ur dl something in IRC would it still dl or u have to dl it again??
bash.org #52491:\n \n<Boogieman> possibly the wierdest thing ever just happend.\n<Boogieman> I really had to take a piss so I ran to the bathroom.\n<Boogieman> and I ran into the room, but I didn't know that my dad put a new mat in there.\n<Boogieman> Ususally bathroom mats have those anti slip things on the bottom, but this one didn't\n<Boogieman> and I sliped, smashed my shoulder on the toiled, pissed myself, and cried out in pain\n<Boogieman> my dad comes down and is like "what happened!?... wait, you know what, I don't want to know" and then goes upstairs
bash.org #52499:\n \n<Toad> My two best friends don't use the internet :( \n<Slime> Ryu and Ken aren't real people though, Toad
bash.org #52501:\n \n<Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally start looking at those naked people on the internet?
bash.org #52503:\n \n<neural> i wish my motherboard would find a fatherboard so i could have anotherboard
bash.org #52512:\n \nharleyb: we're not dumb like that up in canda\nharleyb: and we can also spell our countrie's name\nharleyb: and use proper everything\nharleyb: *country's
bash.org #52515:\n \n<trashcan> studpid email\n<trashcan> Subject:Massive Cocks, 14 inch cocks ripping open tight teen cunt holes\n<trashcan> WHO thinks of these things\n<PhD> i heardly think world health organization has time to think up of spam email titles
bash.org #52518:\n \n<poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory buffer.\n<poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url\n<poo_al> and pasted that into my lab\n<poo_al> too bad i found it\n<poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in :(
bash.org #52519:\n \n* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima\n<temAjinsDawg> I have ultima IV, on SMS......best SMS game ever\n<temAjinsDawg> people say itS hard to find....is that tRue?\n<temAjinsDawg> I boughT it for $2\n<temAjinsDawg> yeaH ok.....don'T all talk at onCe\n<temAjinsDawg> hellllllllllllllllooo\n<temAjinsDawg> phukking answer me!!!!!!!\n<temAjinsDawg> Do you want me to unleash my horde of script kiddies???\n<temAjinsDawg> I have many who do what i ask, in return for wareZ\n<temAjinsDawg> so answer\n<temAjinsDawg> pleasE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n<temAjinsDawg> i am asking nicely now......answer me\n<temAjinsDawg> phuck you all.......i have your IP's.......expect trouble!......have a nice day!\n* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has left #ultima\n* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima\n* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has left #ultima
bash.org #52546:\n \n<rev> mel has nipples like sausages\n<Melissa> links or patties?
bash.org #52547:\n \n<Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch ness monster\n<SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?\n<Shark> haha, that's what i call my dick\n<SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh
bash.org #52551:\n \n<NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark."\n<NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in twenty years thanks to this ban.\n<Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana
bash.org #52561:\n \n<Apollo-> I would pay for one of you guys to come slob my knob though ;)\n* Uncouth perks.\n<Uncouth> Apollo-: how much?\n<Apollo-> Uncouth: $1 per minute, $1 penalty per minute after the first minute ;)
bash.org #52577:\n \n<DrkNrg`> i once knew a man who took some acid and he thort he was a fire engine, it was kinda funny until he pissed on my lighter
bash.org #52580:\n \n<anarch> i think I may assfuck the turks\n<anarch> i owe them\n<anarch> 2 centuries of occupation has made me bitter\n<Mr_Poppinfresh> dude, you're not Serbian\n<anarch> im roleplaying
bash.org #52603:\n \n<Khaen> Oh boy, the sky is very #9966FF today!
bash.org #52635:\n \n<comet_11> ooh! 33 new emails\n<comet_11> let's see what they are...\n<comet_11> product spam, loan spam, loan spam, survey spam, product spam, sex spam, product spam, virus spam, porn spam, product spam, product spam, contest spam, loan spam, product spam, product spam, loan spam, online payment spam, fake porn virus spam, education spam, product spam, fake contact virus spam, contest spam, product spam, loan spam, product spam, product spam, fake virus cleaner virus spam, fake chick email virus spam, product spam, (cont)\n<comet_11> fake update virus spam, fake questionnaire virus spam, loan spam\n<comet_11> you know... it's nice to see some variety in my emails
bash.org #52644:\n \n<DeterminedLilBitch> Daishi dont talk\n<Daishi> ?\n<Daishi> i talk\n<DeterminedLilBitch> not to me\n<Daishi> i just wait till some one says my name and it flashes green\n<Daishi> then i talk\n<Daishi> its like sitting at a red light all day
bash.org #52645:\n \n<PONGO> ok... this is my first time on IRC\n<PONGO> how do I start my own channel?\n<Optikal> just join a channel that doesn't exist\n<PONGO> nice try\n<PONGO> =)
bash.org #52651:\n \n(@`H4X0R`) Rape is such a negative term, I think we should call it "suprise sex"]
bash.org #52654:\n \n<_wookie_> hehe Eli was just telling me a funny story, she was helping someone in the building here who couldn't open a jpg in Photoshop, everytime she clicked it would open the image in IE,  when she showed her how she wanted to know how to remove the border from the image, eli had to explain that the image had no border, that was the photoshop application surrounding the picture.\n<elo> thats advanced n00bism ;-)
bash.org #52656:\n \n<TenBaseT> This computer lab is 47.54 degrees F\n<TenBaseT> christ.\n<TenBaseT> I coult type with my nipples.\n* ataX hits /clear
bash.org #52658:\n \n<Kmart-X17> I have a nice life sucking guys dicks\n<Kmart-X17> typo
bash.org #52661:\n \n<+NikitaDk> The problem is that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a time... Robin Williams\n<+Challii> ha ha ha ha ha ha\n<+Challii> and it gave women too much blood that they had to get rid of a load of it each month
bash.org #52671:\n \n<Helix> fuck\n<Helix> my back right tire is flat\n<Helix> this is lame\n<Owashawa> change it and put the spare on\n<Owashawa> problem solved\n<Helix> then i have to change it\n<Helix> and its cold\n<Helix> and wet and shit\n<irn> You fucking girl\n<irn> get out there\n<irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh?\n<Helix> it'd make it\n<Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for\n<irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance?\n<Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth\n<Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question\n<irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp?\n<Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
bash.org #52675:\n \n<trankillity> if you've heard of greg packer maybe\n<trankillity> he's an aussie jungle dj\n<+srph> jungle dj\n<+srph> i keep thinking of pubic hair\n<+srph> shit ... to much bash.org
bash.org #52677:\n \n<pReM> my brother learnt me how to wank
bash.org #52688:\n \n<Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2078843925\n<err-afk> Louie\n<err-afk> dont ebay anymore\n<Louie[laptop]> why not\n<Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations\n<err-afk> some guy got arrested\n<Louie[laptop]> why\n<err-afk> for a big ebay scam\n<Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams\n<cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once
bash.org #52689:\n \n(@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and 3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that
bash.org #52697:\n \n<Louie[laptop]> i read an article\n<Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's\n<Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's\n<Louie[laptop]> and shit\n<err-afk> haha\n<Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on\n<Louie[laptop]> stoopid people\n<cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could only run windows 3.1 on them\nTHEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486\n<THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves
bash.org #52704:\n \n<sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices"\n<sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason
bash.org #52716:\n \n<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy\n<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P\n<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular\n<@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL BONG 420"
bash.org #52729:\n \n<NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/dp0001.jpg\n<NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each other is morally outraged by spammers.
bash.org #52731:\n \n(Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker\n*** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk\n*** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.???\n*** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words)\n*** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
bash.org #52747:\n \n<WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?"\n<Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the future tense is "drunk"
bash.org #52757:\n \n<Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples.\n<Erth2rst> If only I were female..
bash.org #52763:\n \n<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc \n<SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it \n<dcsteve> why not \n<dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
bash.org #52780:\n \n<hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed tommorow\n<tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam!\n<tReMeR> o wait..
bash.org #52799:\n \nLundquist: d00d whats SHP\nBoba Fett: what's shp?\nLundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw\nBoba Fett: hahaha wtf for?\nLundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
bash.org #52802:\n \nAcire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock\nImpala33157:O.O\nImpala33157:I SO read that wrong
bash.org #52828:\n \n<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits.\n<Carlton> listening wins. :)\n<Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us.\n<_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits.  "straight" has 14,300.000.
bash.org #52835:\n \n<Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the early 90's using 14.4kbps modems)\n<Hawkon> are alot better in bed\n<Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the damn nude pic got downloaded
bash.org #52839:\n \n<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on is strangely empty yet pure\n<Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
bash.org #52842:\n \n<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid\n<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw\n<McCormick> won't happend\n<McCormick> you"'l have a headache\n<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers\n<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong\n<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid\n<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
bash.org #52857:\n \n<@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die.\n\n* MeLearnin :(\n<@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz\n< MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
bash.org #52867:\n \n<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the english language, it's nothign to be proud of\n<@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies\n<Azhrarn> nothign?\n<@DREAD_0> or nothing\n<Azhrarn> or know
bash.org #52896:\n \nSaikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The Oriental \nSingers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.\nXDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
bash.org #52908:\n \n<sh-> integration is shit\n<sh-> math style, not rosa parks style
bash.org #52916:\n \n<gleep> Heh.  You people don't want to hear how one of my ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their request.\n<Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do\n<gleep> I actually think it's quite funny.\n<Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings!\n<me^2> tell us\n<DrCloud> o.O;\n<ashie> O.O\n<gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on in the country.  While he was there, they told them about their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick.  The vet had told them they should have it put to sleep.  But they just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles to the vet a couple times but never got very far.\n<gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could take care of it.  He had his pistol in his truck.  So that evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house.\n<gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/ in horrible shape.  So he's about to shoot the cat when...  Something came over him.  He stuck his foot under the cat and kicked it into the air... and shot it midair.  The 357 blew the poor critter to bits.  Then he turns around and sees...  The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window.\n<FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111\n<ashie> best story ever
bash.org #52920:\n \n<Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME \n<Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back \n<Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i was sitting at\n<Veor> and she had a cane \n<Veor> i realized she was blind
bash.org #52956:\n \n<Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard throw eggs at an old lady
bash.org #52965:\n \n<PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE\n*** tao\|Cyrus- is now known as tao\|Cyrus-dieing\n<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect sacrificial young man.
bash.org #52967:\n \n<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air.\n<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
bash.org #52969:\n \n* @[b]elitE is away, bored [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON]
bash.org #52977:\n \n<FLB> GRRR\n<FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom\n<FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out\n<Hawk--> lol\n<FLB> and there were no towels or anything\n<FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt\n<FLB> close call though
bash.org #52978:\n \n<FLB> once sex tv showed a room full of women masturbating\n<FLB> it was an "orgasm class"\n<FLB> and they all go there\n<Kamikaze_Watermelon> did you tape it?\n<FLB> and in a group\n<FLB> finger themselves.\n<FLB> Umm\n<FLB> No.\n<Kamikaze_Watermelon> bastard\n<FLB> I was uhh....\n<FLB> taking notes?
bash.org #52980:\n \n<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!!\n<Nvrmr> cd wrong window\n<Nvrmr> dir\n<Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
bash.org #52989:\n \n<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of retards pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
bash.org #53020:\n \n<Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?\n<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how much money you will pay for me to come down there
bash.org #53026:\n \n<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable calculus!\n<virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad\n<virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
bash.org #53029:\n \n<Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit\n<SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
bash.org #53046:\n \n<sazeMaster> exuse me!\n<+joshua> the only excuse for you is your mom wanted another child support check
bash.org #53061:\n \n<Rory> I once saw on an import Gundam toy "Dont break steamy translucent fabric or new one will come"\n<Rory> wait that was a pack of Japanese condoms
bash.org #53070:\n \n<Warhead> call off, everyone: boxers or briefs?\n<Enargy> depends\n<Warhead> ......control problems?
bash.org #53080:\n \n<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts."\n<Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth fag."
bash.org #53081:\n \n* Hotaru dances more.\n<Hotaru> o-<\n<Hotaru> o-<\n<Hotaru> o-<\n<Hotaru> I suck at dancing.\n<Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing.\n<Hotaru> o/`>-
bash.org #53083:\n \n(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back\n(doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi\n(doggie^): was very annoying\n([olly]): lol\n(slippy^): yeh :/\n(slippy^): that movie sucked
bash.org #53085:\n \n<epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days. Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime. I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
bash.org #53096:\n \n* koin freaks.\n<koin> Harry Potter porn X_x\n<koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P\n<Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it.\n<koin> You have HP porn?\n<Solaris> No.\n<koin> I was about to say...\n<koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>
bash.org #53103:\n \nCypher: well i think i got everything packed\nOwen: + 1 packing skill (Cypher)
bash.org #53138:\n \n<Jeeeeebus> wtf\n<Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen\n<Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
bash.org #53160:\n \n<DrLickies> Anyone who wants to fight me, I'll be at Yonge and College in like 25 minutes\n<capitan0> don't homos hang at yonge and college ?\n<DrLickies> No, I think they hang a couple of blocks east\n<DrLickies> But maybe some homosexuals hang there\n<smackhead> DrLickles- homosexuals will be hanging there in 25 minutes, apparently
bash.org #53166:\n \n<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl \n<Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL \n<Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club\n<`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant \n<Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
bash.org #53173:\n \n*** User Jezus has logged off the chat for idle time (13293 seconds).\n[PlanetBob] Wow.. we've been visited by Jezus.. the new..and HIP jesus..
bash.org #53179:\n \n<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night\n<hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash\n<@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
bash.org #53181:\n \n<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
bash.org #53186:\n \n<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years\n<testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984\n<snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here\n<snaund> must be a timezone thing\n<testify> well its near 2003\n<snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003\n<testify> taht is?\n<snaund> testify: 2002\n<testify> ok
bash.org #53241:\n \n<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.\n<beady> teacher?\n<claws03> grade school?
bash.org #53275:\n \n* odds5050 has sent you a Christmas greeting. Type /server mail to view the attachment\n*** King_menthol has quit IRC
bash.org #53284:\n \n<@Headlor> when i live somewhre less gay\n<@Headlor> im getting a cat\n<@Headlor> and calling it "Hitler Stalin Mao"\n<@Headlor> or just stalin\n<@Headlor> "whats your cat called?"\n<@Headlor> "stalin."\n<@Headlor> "."\n<@Headlor> ill write on its littertray "human rights"\n<@Headlor> and on its bowl "flesh of the capitalist pig dogs"
bash.org #53299:\n \n<hobbs> SetiAtHome -- turn your laptop into a space heater. :)
bash.org #53301:\n \n<Angelic> man who catch fly with chopsticks ... should eat in different restaraunt!
bash.org #53320:\n \n<RedRabbit> guys does os/2 mean only half an operating system ?
bash.org #53321:\n \n<IsamuDyson> i think they need to get out and meet some people\n<BloodFromStone> Hey, I won't allow that kind of talk in here.
bash.org #53327:\n \n<tokumei> green tea incense yo\n<tokumei> and no pot for me today\n<PFunk> Trying to quit?\n<JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about his heavy drug use instead of admitting it
bash.org #53338:\n \n<AL9000> hehe, I called up one of my female friends today while I was naked\n<AL9000> I was actually slapping it around to see if she'd ask what that noise was
bash.org #53346:\n \n<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly bitches\n<Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them on the Ugly Bitch Web
bash.org #53353:\n \n<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!!\n\n--- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*
bash.org #53382:\n \n<nuance> er s/./,\n<cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/!\n<nuance> regexp nazi\n<cherub> s/nazi/victim/
bash.org #53419:\n \n<Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me \n<Oliver> spent 2 days there \n<Oliver> could hardly walk \n<teles> lol :) \n<teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art school :p
bash.org #53448:\n \n[@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel
bash.org #53451:\n \n<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> whats with all the netsplits?\n<Rodzilla> J0 MAMA\n<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> o_O\n<Rodzilla> SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF\n<Rodzilla> AHAAHAHAHAHHAH
bash.org #53456:\n \n<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough\n<codewolf> maybe a Z4\n<Teatime> Or a miata.\n<Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari.\n<Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche\n<fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."
bash.org #53457:\n \n<TreeSquid> he's not foreign, just stupid
bash.org #53462:\n \n<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking me and the next day we found out we were related...
bash.org #53473:\n \n<Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild
bash.org #53478:\n \n<Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid.  They don't trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.\n<Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert dograping kiddiefucker" }\n<Marand> Maybe it's because they know me
bash.org #53481:\n \n<SiZZuRp> this is from www.pk-hq.com\n<SiZZuRp> Most users ever online was 138 on 02-14-2002 at 13:33. \n<SiZZURp> a sad valentines day......... date much?
bash.org #53482:\n \n<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning \n<weebl> cuz of that fucker \n<weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool \n<weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning \n<DoubleHelix> LOL!\n<DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool!\n<DoubleHelix> lol\n<DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit\n<weebl> yeah \n<weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone \n<DoubleHelix> HAHAH!
bash.org #53487:\n \n<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?\n<JanusLexington> with friend browsing?\n<JanusLexington> worst\n<JanusLexington> invention\n<JanusLexington> EVAR\n<Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends\n<JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...\n<Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"\n<Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"
bash.org #53492:\n \n<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here\n<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here
bash.org #53503:\n \n<Theogony> odd\n<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom\n<Theogony> hmm\n<Theogony> quite strange
bash.org #53508:\n \n<Dekan-> WHAT THE FUCK... My Right nut is folded down under and then backaround ontop of my left nut\n<%Eizneckam> Umm\n<souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day?\n<@mootlif3> what the fuck is wrong with this chat..
bash.org #53514:\n \n<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared\nFolder\n<@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay\n<@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it\n<@Psych0> anyone find that weird?\n<@Forty> Sounds normal\n<@Forty> Did you update Windows lately?  It's in service pack 2\n<@Psych0> I have win 98\n<@Psych0> :\n<@Forty> Yeah that sounds right
bash.org #53520:\n \n<@kmad> its fun as hell\n<@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile\n<@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun
bash.org #53523:\n \n<Volt9000> I had wood today\n<Volt9000> I'm proud\n<AL9000> Me too\n<SROL> I did, too\n<SROL> And I believe we all know what happened soon after\n<AL9000> Volt's pet goat hid behind the couch
bash.org #53557:\n \n<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand\n<thegleek> wow\n<thegleek> old school
bash.org #53558:\n \n<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself.\n<leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do\n<leo> Your not my fucking mom\n<maverick> uhh, yeah i am..\n<leo> ??????\n<maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..
bash.org #53560:\n \n<Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.
bash.org #53567:\n \n[+   oracel] my exam went well =)\n[@   zipper] My job searching didn't.\n[@   zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop search wednesday. :o\n[@   zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player
bash.org #53583:\n \n<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em?\n<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror\n<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look\n<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?\n<kolby> huh?\n<kolby> ...fuck
bash.org #53584:\n \n<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me\n<kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail?\n<kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again"\n<kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"
bash.org #53585:\n \n<Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X]\n<Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm\n<Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal\n<Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"\n<jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story\n<jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager\n<Genasirus> wtf?\n<jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out\n<jhtm> it sucked
bash.org #53587:\n \n<BhavFox> FurServ: op me\n<FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped.\n<BhavFox> ;O)\n<Kas> FurServ: suck me\n<Kas> aww\n<Hawx> Kas: You already suck.
bash.org #53590:\n \n<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME!\n<JujubeZ> what,?\n<rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches!\n<JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron\n<rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha
bash.org #53593:\n \n<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?\n<Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB\n<Margret> One SUCK or two?\n<Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety\n<Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?\n<Henry> where is it WHORE?\n<Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT\n<Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES\n<Margret> *sip*\n<Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy\n<Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?
bash.org #53594:\n \n<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe James broke my computer\n<flawed> first your hymen now your computer\n<flawed> what was he thinking?\n<Lenore> he wasn't
bash.org #53598:\n \n* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about them, i also have MSN
bash.org #53599:\n \n<Doberion> Hello\n<Kyron> hi\n<Doberion> Is Kryon Here??
bash.org #53602:\n \n* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy\n* hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she accidentally shits on your hair\n<hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry ;)\n<jasn_78> yuck\n<hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem :(\n<-- jasn_78 has quit (Exit: )
bash.org #53603:\n \n<v1ru5> fuck\n<v1ru5> we have a dog inside!\n<v1ru5> in the house\n<ikke> w00f\n<v1ru5> and it is rabid or something\n<Jeian> LOL\n* v1ru5 akf\n<Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?
bash.org #53611:\n \n<ApoIIyon> energy drinks are good\n<ApoIIyon> if u have less then 4 a day\n<topdawg> i had a couple of v's in a lecture\n<topdawg> then went to sleep\n<topdawg> i woke up at the end\n<ApoIIyon> yeah some people.. it wont work for them\n<topdawg> and felt like running around in circles :(\n<ApoIIyon> ahahahahahah\n<topdawg> it had LAG\n<topdawg> OH GOD\n<topdawg> V ON DIALUP\n<topdawg> :(
bash.org #53617:\n \n<DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes\n<DeadKenne> hehe\n<DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit!\n<DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again
bash.org #53618:\n \n<devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit,
bash.org #53620:\n \n<@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking coffee\n<@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable\n<@FrozenFireball> .........\n<@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual
bash.org #53621:\n \n<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last night\n<@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all these years I have been trying to do sports
bash.org #53669:\n \n<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star Trek?\n<MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily\n<Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing to us Trekkies.
bash.org #53706:\n \n<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.
bash.org #53711:\n \nAnonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!!\nAnonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force then any other profession.\nAnonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day.\nAnonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into skyscrapers.\nAnonymous: Fool, you're muslim too.\nAnonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple.\nAnonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really tanned white person.
bash.org #53719:\n \n* Faetan is gonna kill Santa for this...\n* Santa_Clause is now known as Steve\n<Steve> >_>\n<Steve> <_<
bash.org #53737:\n \n<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so asprin. \n<Ari> awww.... \n* Ari huggles Tris \n<Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH
bash.org #53762:\n \n<TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has mis-understood you?\n<TheOffspring326> but you're not sure\n<Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHOLE?
bash.org #53763:\n \n<+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i was curious as i've never seen it\n<+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did\n<+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag.\n<+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'
bash.org #53769:\n \n[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night?\n[Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/Sister"???\n[Glare]: damnit.\n[Tank]: Owned.\n[Glare]: Agreed.\nGlare bows in acceptance of ownage.
bash.org #53776:\n \n[spork`] bukakke is the most intimate act that 2-50 people can perform
bash.org #53780:\n \n<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=Melbourne+Wireless\n<smarm> needs to have a line break :P\n<CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and comment on the line break :)
bash.org #53782:\n \n<alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no"\n<Help747> X\n<Help747> er\n<Help747>                   X\n<Help747>                                  X\n<Help747>                                                            X\n<Help747>                                                   X\n<alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey\n<Help747>                                                  X          X
bash.org #53785:\n \n<Kaladias> Kal need nookie\n[+]ChevyGurl> lol\n<Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously
bash.org #53806:\n \n<Carter> Periods rock\n<Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover yourself in warpaint unpainfully\n<Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red!\n<DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in a fetal position and await death.
bash.org #53817:\n \n<Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those kinds of games. \n<SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf*\n<SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you didn't *notice*\n<SINsApple> :D\n<Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you dirty *bitch*
bash.org #53821:\n \nNarbus clicks his heels\nNarbus clicks his heels\nNarbus clicks his heels\nNarbus has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
bash.org #53833:\n \n<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom?\n<greeny> "don't turn the box upside down"\n<greeny> :
bash.org #53843:\n \n<Sharna> i dont do linux tho\n<Snooky> it solves all the world's problems\n<Sharna> world peace too?\n<Snooky> actually, let me check\n<Sharna> k\n<Snooky> ahh, here we go:\n<Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3\n   <akpm@digeo.com>: \n   o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty() instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync()\n   o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE\n<Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace\n<Sharna> amazing\n<Sharna> why dont more people know about this
bash.org #53849:\n \n(takai) ffs _ph \n(takai) dont be gay \n(_ph) thats like telling me not to eat
bash.org #53850:\n \n<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore - Only hope\n<Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON\n<Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!! \n<RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend. \n<RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
bash.org #53851:\n \n(_ph): im hungry \n(kingy`r): eat a dick :P \n(_ph): im a little hungrier than that \n(sole): eat two dicks then \n(_ph): we're talking at least 5 here
bash.org #53854:\n \nRann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.
bash.org #53855:\n \n<guardian> whos john lennon\n<obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they must have inspired him\n<guardian> probs
bash.org #53856:\n \n<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday..\n<mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
bash.org #53857:\n \n<Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and cracking jokes at your expense over IRC
bash.org #53858:\n \n<MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant blue shit and slow moving blue shit\n<MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue shit with the instant blue shit, you will get an explosion of blue shit, that will turn the enemies into red shit\n<Fuse> That's a lot fo shit\n<MooFoo> fo real
bash.org #53859:\n \ni am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org\ni am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing, but it seems astronomical now\nQuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here
bash.org #53873:\n \n*** Idiot__ has joined #israel\n<Baa0595> Wow. The first honest man on IRC.
bash.org #53877:\n \n<Frozen_Shadow> OMG my cousin had sex with her dog, when i stayed the night at my aunts house, got up to go pee and her room is right by the bathroom and i walked past she had the light on and the door open \n<cheesegoduk> what the hell frozen?\n<cheesegoduk> your cousion was having sex with the dog\n<Frozen_Shadow> yes \n<cheesegoduk> what did she say when she saw you?\n<Frozen_Shadow> she didnt say anything \n<cheesegoduk> ?\n<v_Ln\|email> hahahahaha\n<Frozen_Shadow> i just dont go to the bathroom in the middle of the night any more
bash.org #53882:\n \n<wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating. :-)\n<wandarah> :D\n<arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT!\n<arryola> ...\n<arryola> argh\n* arryola refrains from speaking\n<wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating. :-)
bash.org #53898:\n \nsweet-dick: my dick very up baby\nchika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;)
bash.org #53901:\n \n<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation to watch all the pr0n on earth\n<utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens\n<utopian> all at once\n<utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a shakespearean sonnet sooner or later\n<Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare\n<utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...
bash.org #53923:\n \nRonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox.\nfromagie: probably\nfromagie: i use adium\nfromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall\nRonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons.\nfromagie: oooh icons\nfromagie: looking now\nfromagie: ah, it's for windows?  I no have windows\nRonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows.\nRonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck.\nfromagie: It's o - dick - kay\nRonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow.\nfromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you.  Take it - up the ass - easy.
bash.org #53932:\n \nNumber-6:  i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office\nangryskul: ok\nangryskul: so my dad had a PO box\nangryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/copy mailbox kinkos like place\nangryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house\nangryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab his voicemail\nangryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone inside his box\nangryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches in and pulls out the phone\nangryskul: punches in some numbers\nangryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_  at him\nangryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into the box and locks it\nangryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all like..\nangryskul: "are you in mossad?"\nangryskul: (israeli secret police)
bash.org #53934:\n \n<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts\n<rooster> hrm\n<dedd[afk]> yummy\n<rooster> weird "ass sausages"\n<rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
bash.org #53939:\n \n<quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY\n<kuntraver> heh\n<quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink\n<kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going?\n<quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday\n<quintessential> wtf\n<kuntraver> ?\n<quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
bash.org #53941:\n \n<+Tolkien`> chicks will only last a while\n<+Tolkien`> i can use my comp all night
bash.org #53945:\n \nAshanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?\npnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin Vinactin
bash.org #53960:\n \n<bb-w3rk> If Received By:   Pay this Amount: \n<bb-w3rk> 12/20/02    $25,692.40 \n<bb-w3rk> 12/30/02    $25,712.75 \n<bb-w3rk> 01/09/03    $25,733.09 \n<bb-w3rk> :(\n<ESD-Wyrk> ...\n<ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that\n<bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store
bash.org #53961:\n \n<Mak0> i am a pr0nstar\n<vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse?
bash.org #53978:\n \n<Amish> women are psychotic\n<Amish> cats are great pets for them though\n<Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them?\n<Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking\n<Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA
bash.org #53984:\n \n<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords"\n<NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune\n<[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other."\n<NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex\n<NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
bash.org #53986:\n \n<Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work"\n<Vented> i give my thanks to my job :)\n<TheJesus> that's the trick\n<TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work, fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble\n<Vented> hahah :)\n<Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order\n<Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp\n<Vented> then no one will know what happened :)\n<TheJesus> hahahaha
bash.org #53992:\n \n-Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game-\n<monk\|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars,  he was just standing there for like, 5 minutes\n<monk\|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait long enough the lasers will kill all of them
bash.org #54009:\n \n<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple\n<rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
bash.org #54011:\n \n<alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
bash.org #54019:\n \n<Jason> i've onyl done acid in my eye\n<Jason> or snocapped my bud wit it\n<Budda> fuck that shit its not gettin near my eyes\n<Budda> i mean fuck my lungs\n<Budda> but im keepin my eyes
bash.org #54029:\n \n<Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it??\n<afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram?\n<afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
bash.org #54046:\n \n<MY2K> can you hear me? :P\n<TheDingo> no\n* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater\n* MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater\n<TheDingo> still can't hear you\n* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
bash.org #54048:\n \n<Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist from a university in Australia?  arn't we ment to be the good guys?\n<Gothmog> we're everywhere...\n<Gothmog> i mean...\n<Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere\n<Gothmog> phew lucky save there\n<Afsan> yes you almost exposed us!\n<Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!
bash.org #54074:\n \nCat1013: Whoops\nCat1013: I just really confused my grandma.\nHermitKing: She has IM?\nCat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car.\nCat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift.\nHermitKing: So?\nCat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".
bash.org #54087:\n \n<Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa.... \n<Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast
bash.org #54099:\n \nEmoKidDavey: I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours \nFallen Tabris: O_O\nFallen Tabris: That's really unhealthy.\nFallen Tabris: How much juice did you get out?\nFallen Tabris: when you have so little left, is it even called masturbating any more?\nFallen Tabris: When you've done it that many times in a day.\nEmoKidDavey: yeah\nEmoKidDavey: a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says bang
bash.org #54110:\n \n<kow> anyone know where active desktop info is stored in win2k?\n<kow> like the HTML files\n<APE_> same place bill gates hides the porn in win2k\n<kow> fuck\n<kow> I'm not gonna find it right?\n<APE_> theres 200mb worth of porn built into windows, i mean how do u think it got that large?
bash.org #54120:\n \nSeppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet?\nPrettyPrincess1: no\nSeppuko I: do you want to?\nPrettyPrincess1 no\nSeppuko I: would you if asked?\nPrettyPrincess1: no\nSeppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head?\nPrettyPrincess1: yea\nSeppuko I: SCORE
bash.org #54134:\n \n<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or something\n<dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich\n<Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too\n<Kalony> preferably after washing its hands\n<dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich
bash.org #54142:\n \nMattDavis: i have to re-do an application because i misspelled "republic", leaving out the L \nMattDavis: no joke, it says repubic  \nMattDavis: no spellcheck when you write by hand \nMattDavis: that's what i get for masturbating while doing grad school apps
bash.org #54163:\n \n<bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i got\n<zefer> k, shoot\n<bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress her should i buy her a rose?\n<zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure saying is "I'm cheap"\n<bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then?\n<zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her over\n<bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first girl ive ever really liked\n<zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate.\n<bladezero> ok thanks man bye :)\n<majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by?\n<zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what to get a girl on a date.\n<zefer> way to "let your heart decide."\n<majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass
bash.org #54173:\n \n<Zoogle> So my mom comes in to my room and starts bitching about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse than stealing.\n<Zoogle> When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh, and can you copy these for me?"
bash.org #54191:\n \n<KamiKaze-> im still a virgin\n<KamiKaze-> .\n<KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk
bash.org #54193:\n \n<CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /. was "tryin to keep a nigga down"\n<CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that term to refer to our people\n<CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha
bash.org #54202:\n \n<+skrath> I don't think I'm better than others, it just so happens that so far, statistically, I am
bash.org #54203:\n \n<`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you mom calls you a son of a bitch, im like, wait a minute, who's the bitch?
bash.org #54223:\n \nDibbLe: ive come to a realization\nDaemonite: ?\nDibbLe: violent games like cs, bf1942 and quake DO influence kids to shoot people and commit violent acts\nDibbLe: but not because theyre imitating the game, its because everyone who plays them acts SO FUCKING STUPID YOU HOPE THEY ALL DIE
bash.org #54237:\n \n<Soul`is`away> I was ashamed of the latest KMart catalogue\n<Soul`is`away> Flipped to the games bit...\n<Soul`is`away> Xbox and PS2, but no cube AT ALL\n<risq> there are no gamecubes in ANY catalogues\n<Soul`is`away> WHY NOT!>\n<Onikage> maybe after they put in the xbox, there was no room for the cube
bash.org #54239:\n \n<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their parents/friends out
bash.org #54240:\n \n<Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab, and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my face.\n<Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!!\n<Macabre> Y'know why?\n<Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy vibrator, ie really pwoerfully\n<Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or something.. :(
bash.org #54250:\n \n<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything\n<PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P\n<Keiichi> not even close\n<Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the face and laughs
bash.org #54253:\n \n<MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat\n<MicrophoneJoe> Are you talking about masturbation ZoK?\n<ZoK> What else takes about 5 mins and involves lubrication?\n<MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer putting on a T-Shirt
bash.org #54258:\n \n<ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out\n<wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs
bash.org #54264:\n \n<Que> i don't mind talking\n<Que> but having pictures of my penis online\n<Que> yeah, not safe\n<Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same pic is not safe ;)\n<Odin> lol\n<Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in the same pics...now thats just funny
bash.org #54272:\n \n<hamutaro> Check this out\n<hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^\n<hamutaro> Oh, wait.\n<hamutaro> Fuck
bash.org #54278:\n \n<JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story building.  I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I was too high up to see.
bash.org #54287:\n \n<mannie77> Hi\n<Sexygirl89> hi\n<mannie77> m/f?\n<Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?!\n<mannie77> oh right\n<Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like this!
bash.org #54292:\n \n<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this site"\n<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/\n<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch\n<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches
bash.org #54296:\n \n<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
bash.org #54297:\n \n<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[\n<kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel
bash.org #54312:\n \n<SkyKing> freudian whip\n<SkyKing> i mean slip\n<SkyKing> doh
bash.org #54313:\n \n<ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet\n<ChafedNut> it's pretty fly\n<Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please\n<ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright protections\n<Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better actually\n<Batt0usai> try zipping it\n<ChafedNut> ok
bash.org #54332:\n \n<Karp> If love is a game.... where can i buy the multiplayer-version?
bash.org #54343:\n \n* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper\n* iphopper reciprocates the hug\n* Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it proportianal to 1 over 2\n* iphopper primes lil's hug\n* Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient\n* Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the highest and lowest points\n* Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused faces and blushes\n* iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and the derivative of that value\n<ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
bash.org #54352:\n \n< cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently\n< krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.
bash.org #54356:\n \n<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta?\n<ircbuddy> GTA2\n<ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...)\n<Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected\n<ircbuddy> Fair enough.
bash.org #54357:\n \n<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts?  You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs\n<Emily-away> I bet I could.\n<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.\n<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.\n<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar?   <Homeless Person> :(
bash.org #54365:\n \n<default> say something nice to my mom if your around\n<magpie> who's your mom\n<magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet\n<default> no the women looking over my shoulder
bash.org #54373:\n \n* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand\n* geekster Chuckles at the security\n* Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol\n<geekster> mastarbatory pleasure\n<geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large stomach
bash.org #54387:\n \n<Simmons62> the more we get the more weed than we should have we get
bash.org #54390:\n \n<smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where it's used. "\n<smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!
bash.org #54393:\n \n<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and teach IRC in return.
bash.org #54400:\n \n<pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality"\n<Kevron5000> say what\n<pogo> exaclty\n<pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid\n<serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation\n<Kevron5000> now that i can do\n<pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages\n<serdar_argic> ewww\n<pogo> sign the bottom\n<serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual\n<pogo> indeed
bash.org #54426:\n \n<NevDullH> A/S/L/Uptime?
bash.org #54451:\n \n<kfc-ginzberg> dude\n<kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy\n<kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my cock? Alex"
bash.org #54470:\n \n<@Fuse> !spin\n<+SugarFairy>  Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on ..  Sophos\n<+SugarFairy>  Now, go kiss  ^-^\n<+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of boys
bash.org #54474:\n \n<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9 \n<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex" \n<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
bash.org #54490:\n \n<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.\n<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything\n<Tessai\|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
bash.org #54519:\n \n(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you.\n(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"\n(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling\n(@Arrow) territorial\n(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
bash.org #54520:\n \n<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..." \n<Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
bash.org #54531:\n \n<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her  \n<HistoryHm> three strikes rule  \n<HistoryHm> republican  \n<HistoryHm> christian  \n<unga-work> conscious
bash.org #54543:\n \nTarja: TODAY in auto shop\nTarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it\nTarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it\nTarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff\nTarja: makes sure everything's running ok
bash.org #54546:\n \n<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with tivo-like functionality\n<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip the trinity broadcasing network 24/7\n<Fogie> what is that, pr0n?\n<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then yes\n<Fogie> to each his own\n<Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
bash.org #54550:\n \n<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.\n<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.\n<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?
bash.org #54552:\n \n*** KeeperX (KeeperX@24.120.83.177) has joined channel #idle\n   <KeeperX>: ...\n   <KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
bash.org #54580:\n \n<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave connection or something\n<Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz\n<avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing my uploads"
bash.org #54582:\n \n<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get
bash.org #54588:\n \n<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask  you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."\n<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom -\n<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"\n<mike> :P\n<mike> i wanna be a pilot\n<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"\n<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"\n<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."\n<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!\n<Glaug-Eldare> =D\n<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!\n<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off?\n<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
bash.org #54652:\n \n<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference
bash.org #54715:\n \n* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core\n* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it\n<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY\n<+MegamanX2K> err\n<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY\n<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos\n<Snow_Angel> fatlity?\n<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?\n<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
bash.org #54722:\n \n<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
bash.org #54729:\n \n<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol \n<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol\n<Anthony> I SAW!\n<Anthony> that's sick \n<Anthony> heh \n<Jessica> my day was boring\n<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh \n<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me\n<Jessica> lol\n<Jessica> OOPS\n<Jessica> out of my room\n<Jessica> not me\n<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha
bash.org #54742:\n \n<kleitin> where are u guys from?\n<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands\n<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
bash.org #54757:\n \n<TrouT> anyone know what this means:\n<TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service'\n<+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service
bash.org #54760:\n \n<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(\n<DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.\n<DarkLich> NOW\n<DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
bash.org #54791:\n \n<GregMoore> -v raxor \n<GregMoore> FUCK \n<GregMoore> lol \n<GregMoore> -ox raxor \n<GregMoore> -o raxor \n<GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!
bash.org #54793:\n \n(rooster): So, are you hard at work\n(rooster): or\n(rooster): HARD, at work
bash.org #54794:\n \n<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today\n<ChuckD> what happened\n<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage\n<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i have tons!"\n<ChuckD> i thought he was joking\n<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer sausage\n<ChuckD> people looked at me funny\n<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all\n<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?
bash.org #54801:\n \n<NIH> Dec 12 1917\n<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead. \n<NIH> Worst... or best?
bash.org #54802:\n \n<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen\n<Frostlion> no it'sn't\n<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
bash.org #54809:\n \n<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;) \n<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
bash.org #54838:\n \n<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL\n<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?\n<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?\n<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable.  Its faster.\n<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS\n<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
bash.org #54914:\n \n[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months.\n[Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING\n[Video] That's sad\n[Ouija] i know\n[Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique?\n[Video] Release shit no one wants?
bash.org #54933:\n \n*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to\n<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.\n<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?\n<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
bash.org #54935:\n \n<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for free?\n<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com\n<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks
bash.org #54940:\n \nzolex: do you call tabbaco a drug?\ncrummy: yes\ncrummy: of course its a drug\nzolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.
bash.org #54978:\n \n<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo
bash.org #54993:\n \n:: join #bitchx :: desane (desane@if.I.were.a.perl.script.would.you.love.fork.ing.me.uk)\n:: mode #bitchx :: (+b *!*@*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*) by pheret\n:: kick #bitchx :: pheret kicked desane (banned: If you match this, you have a lame host.)
bash.org #55020:\n \n<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and we all start watching.
bash.org #55034:\n \n<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc."\n<Dilbert> investors*\n<Dilbert> i meant
bash.org #55091:\n \n<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us\n* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*\n* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.)
bash.org #55095:\n \n* Cheez is now known as rwxr-xr-x\n<MudBlud> ./Cheez
bash.org #55128:\n \n<The_Atari> I also hear they're making a Back to the Future 4\n<[-FcG-]aawis> he goes back in time to fix his parkinsons desease
bash.org #55155:\n \n<[Piratez]> I think i'm allergic to porn, everytime I look at porn my cock swells.
bash.org #55170:\n \n<KevinIsOwn> An IRC user having sex with someone hot?\n<KevinIsOwn> What is the world coming to\n<RX> good things kevin\n<KevinIsOwn> Yes... VERY good things :D
bash.org #55178:\n \n<#C++:Luggage_> guy in the #vb channel thinks vb is too hard.. so wants to learn assembly..  i advised him against it, but he thinks it looks easy "nice small words"
bash.org #55187:\n \nimpOrted megAmi: life does suck, ya know. i mean, at the bad parts, naturally.\nJimBob4554: words of wisdom\nJimBob4554: "life sucks when its bad"
bash.org #55220:\n \n<WTM2K> what if i sodomized a priest while the priest is sodomizing an altar boy, WHILE the altar boy is sodomizing a blind 3-legged kitten?\n<Meatball> then you tape it and sell it on the black market\n<Gentleman> yes\n<[N]> yes tape it\n<Gentleman> that is hell material\n<Livewireo> Only if the kitten was dead
bash.org #55229:\n \n* motionz climbs up the statue of liberty\n<motionz> ....\n<c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER\n<threeve> jeez what did motionz do\n<Video`> Do it, pussy.\n<motionz> if that's how you all feel\n*** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)
bash.org #55280:\n \n<@WoWMaN\\> this girl put her finger up my ass once\n<@WoWMaN\\> I dont wonna sound gay , but it was the best feeling i ever had !\n<@Bart\\> dude , that wasnt a girl\n<@Bart\\> And it wasnt my finger either
bash.org #55328:\n \n<Steve> http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/14/korea.nukes/index.html\n<Jsangspar> I swear to god, CNN and the government are making everything up\n<Jsangspar> and it's starting to fall apart\n<Jsangspar> 'The Yongbyon nuclear facility in North Korea. Pyongyang says it will restart the nuclear reactor there '\n<Jsangspar> "YONGBYON"? "PYONGYANG"? Now they're just making fun of asian people\n<Steve> "Neighbor and potential threat FLIEDLICE has threatened to destroy any troops coming through their territory, be it from the western YELLOWSKIN or the east's SLANTEYEBASTIDS."\n<Jsangspar> gahahah
bash.org #55337:\n \n<hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer\n<hajjs> htf do i get it out?\n<Puppet-Master> force?\n<hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it\n<hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty
bash.org #55341:\n \n<whiskers> wtf \n<whiskers> my sister just called me from her room \n<whiskers> told me to turn down the music \n<Spyder\|TV> crank it\n<torontotranceaddict> CRANK IT\n<Kinuvan> CRANK IT\n*whiskers turns up the music\n<whiskers>i hear steps\n*** Signoff: whiskers (Ping Timeout)
bash.org #55358:\n \n<garyttu> Dude you are not going to believe this... I played golf with my dad today and put my cell phone in my golf bag....well I started to play like ass and took a nine iron to the side of my bag....OOPS!!!!!\n<banshee> Do i need to explain what a dumb ass you are??? LOLOLOL\n<garyttu> yeah- it was so funny but at the same time I am sooo pissed at myself\n<banshee> That is one of those things... where after you do it... you just know... that it was fate telling you to stop acting like a jack ass...
bash.org #55365:\n \n<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd\n<daenonok> nerd style\n<R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.\n<R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical mice...it ain't pretty.\n<R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"
bash.org #55372:\n \n<AnTrAaXx> wb Dark\n<Dark\|Lord> wow.. I've been disconnected for 9 hours, and you've been here long enough to gimme wb? :)
bash.org #55380:\n \n<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
bash.org #55417:\n \n<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "!list" for getting the server info?
bash.org #55438:\n \n<Guest> how big is the internet?\n<xmaddness> Well if you go too far you'll fall off the end of it.\n<Guest> really?\n<xmaddness> Yep, some people call it IRC
bash.org #55443:\n \n<APE_> warezing is like wanking, everyone does it but u dont talk about it
bash.org #55453:\n \n<N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass\n<Nab> heh\n<N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker
bash.org #55456:\n \n<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing\n<dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.
bash.org #55463:\n \n<sean> wow\n<sean> that fart was gross\n<sean> sounded like an elephant got shot
bash.org #55468:\n \n* DRagon87 flips quarter\n<DRagon87> heads\n<Squirl> is heads the bottom?
bash.org #55481:\n \nlope767: watch out man\nlope767: she'll eat u hole\nlope767: err\nlope767: whole\nFKing Windows: I was sort of hoping for both.
bash.org #55495:\n \n<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sending me face first\n<zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
bash.org #55500:\n \n<Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you.\n<Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine\n<KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little japanese girl walks on your back\n<KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes \n<KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt? \nDannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!
bash.org #55503:\n \n<gofer-chan> ...Exo, can I still keep my channel? Or is that like impersonating you or something?\n<gofer-chan> Because if you want, I'll change the name.\n<Exophase> gofer; You can keep the channel :p\n<gofer-chan> Yay!\n<Exophase> gofer; It's not impersonating me to have a channel called "#exophase", because no one is gonna walk into the channel and go "gasp, I'm sitting inside Exophase!"
bash.org #55512:\n \n<Oriden> you have lens crafters in canada?\n<EV3> yup yup\n<Gregg\|WaitingForUO> no\n<Gregg\|WaitingForUO> we just leave our visually impaired to die.\n<Gregg\|WaitingForUO> get hit by cars and stuff
bash.org #55514:\n \n<bbraun> do you think that when thoreau urged us to simplify our lives, he meant going to serial terminals?
bash.org #55524:\n \n<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number
bash.org #55559:\n \n[Video`] The future of tech support isn't changing at all.\n[Video`] I was in this class of tech support people.\n[Video`] I took a screenshot of the desktop\n[Video`] Made it the background\n[Video`] And moved all the icons\n[Video`] And they were confused as hell :
bash.org #55564:\n \n(During another round of mega splits on DALnet)\n<Guest51394> how do u get into the servers?\n<priz> you can't.\n<priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?
bash.org #55565:\n \n<Rav3n> my gf is only 2 years old and my parents are fuming.\n<Rav3n> older
bash.org #55566:\n \nSession Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002\n<burzzzzzz> 23:56:55\n<burzzzzzz> 3 more mins !! :D\n<cystum> till what?\n<burzzzzzz> i can drive on my own\n<burzzzzzz> 00:00:01\n<burzzzzzz> !!!!\n<milolilo> you're free!\n<burzzzzzz> <-- officialy a driver !! :D\n\nSession Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002\n<burzzzzzz> i had a little disagreement with cement pilar while looking for a place to park my car :/
bash.org #55567:\n \n<Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that, you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never treat me the was you used too".\n<Perma> Got that?\n<rob> what if she likes getting smacked around\n<Perma> Even better
bash.org #55568:\n \n<vocalizedWHORE> mmm, c++\n<vocalizedWHORE> do.this();\n<vocalizedWHORE> do.that();\n<vocalizedWHORE> if (error)\n<vocalizedWHORE> blame(microsoft);
bash.org #55569:\n \n<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)
bash.org #55570:\n \n<LLyric> How do I break out of an infinite loop on a c64? It's been sooo long.\n<MaggieL> Unplug it.
bash.org #55571:\n \n<Pepe> there are 2 kids in the fourth grade, one white and one black, which one has the bigger dick\n<L@cky> the black one\n<Pepe> why?\n<L@cky> cuz hes black dipshit\n<Pepe> no fuckface, the nigger's 25!\n<Nostradom> Dude, stop making fun of black people.\n<Nostradom> Seriously, I used to have a really good black friend.\n<L@cky> used to?\n<Nostradom> money was short...we had to sell him
bash.org #55572:\n \n<Kasugai> matthias_: You could get a job at Google telling their tech dept. what they are doing wrong!\n<matthias_> for one they still haven't got a mind-reader interface going\n<Kasugai> I hear they are still trying to implement safe search filtering on that one\n<Kasugai> Otherwise you get pr0n popping up every 8 seconds.
bash.org #55573:\n \n<merle> damn it, i cant figure out what is taking up so much room on my hdd\n<scott-> probably gay porn you renamed and hid a long time ago
bash.org #55590:\n \n[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :) \n[{Ogre}Si\|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
bash.org #55591:\n \n[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :) \n[Si\|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
bash.org #55592:\n \n<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: but shooosh I didnt tell u that\n<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: hehe ok?\n<@freshmint> oops.\n<Spudsta> this, coming from the chick with a metaphorical cock
bash.org #55593:\n \n<IAmKingBrad> you know, having an opera singer rape you is much like eating a biscuit, except with eating a biscuit you do not have a cock in your ass unless you live at my uncle's house and am my cousin HAHA
bash.org #55594:\n \n<Jeeeeebus> eg: I was in a doorway with my arm across it resting .. and he walks thru and goes "minimize, please" without even thinking bout it..\n<RnRcneHHlt> hahahahahahahahahahaha\n<Jeeeeebus> I wish I could do that..
bash.org #55599:\n \n<freshbob> man, this banana is huge\n<freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural\n<freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something\n<manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
bash.org #55602:\n \n<Morstis> The oath of celibacy in the church only means the priest can secretly sodomize young boys instead of having open intercourse with women.
bash.org #55608:\n \n[BR00D] haha i gave up on irc, and came back just to harass you :D
bash.org #55614:\n \n<SonicBlues> man, don't shove vibrators up your ass if your a guy man. I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I guess the vibrator was too much for me.\n<SonicBlues> get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered with ky jelly yeah? I flip it on, and I start stroking.\n<DrQ> this cant end up well....\n<SonicBlues> now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get this surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all the way to the tv man. christ.\n<DrQ> conrgatulations\n<Thrifty> Hahahahah holy shit man\n<SonicBlues> yeah, the problem is, I came onto irc to tell you all, my girlfriend stepped in...
bash.org #55615:\n \n<Ultra_Violet> Xero: I want to fuck your lesbian grand-mother with a dirty wooden spoon
bash.org #55621:\n \n<Sentenced4Life> Im from ohio..w00t w00r\n<int0x6h> that would explain the handle right?
bash.org #55626:\n \n<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm\n<[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
bash.org #55653:\n \n<Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?
bash.org #55664:\n \n<Andaru> I don't have any porno\n<Andaru> I don't particularly like porno either\n<LuCiPh33R> you're on the internet and you don't like porn?
bash.org #55718:\n \n<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger
bash.org #55721:\n \n<Anthony> identical twins? \n<sHyGuY> tis true.\n<Kagome> we're faternal\n<Kagome> thank GOD\n<Anthony> FATernal?
bash.org #55774:\n \n* ZoMbIeGuY has joined #finalfight\n<Xerox> It's a zombie! Aim for the head, guys!\n<ZoMbIeGuY> =(\n* ToastyGhost knocks ZoMbIeGuY unconscious\n<Nimduin> ...Wow, he's either AzN or StUpId.\n<ToastyGhost> Just an AOL'r\n<ZoMbIeGuY> Uhh... I'm outter here.\n<ZoMbIeGuY> goodbye.\n* ToastyGhost cheers\n<Nimduin> That, or he's Fake President Deling.\n<TedAran> Ha\n* ZoMbIeGuY has quit IRC (Quit: )
bash.org #55776:\n \n<hobojackson> i was walking around and saw a car going really fast\n<hobojackson> SO I SAID WOW THAT CAR MUST HAVE 1024 MB OF DDR SD RAM AND A 256 MEG VIDEO CARD AND A 3 GIGAHERTZ HARD DRIVE AHAHHA AH AHAA AHAHAHHA\n<spongebob> OMG YOU CONFUSED COMPUTERS WITH REAL LIFE\n<spongebob> THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARd!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #55777:\n \n<Crack[H]eaD> That brings up an interesting point.... According to the license agreement of some software you dont own it... you are merely renting it\n<Crack[H]eaD> so by downloading the software am I borrowing it?\n<Lasuuco> yeah crack\n<Lasuuco> hence the term\n<Lasuuco> "licensed"\n<Crack[H]eaD> I should make a bunch of bumper stickers that say "Borrowing is not a crime" ;)\n<bigfoot> could i borrow one?\n<Crack[H]eaD> Fuck yeah
bash.org #55782:\n \n<Vulpes> I know somewhere out there is a man or woman willing to have sex with me while I remain on IRC.
bash.org #55784:\n \nDr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg\nSyphit: lol, who uses your razor?\nDr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them\nDr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...\nSyphit: lol, how old is your sister?\nDr SpaZZo: 20.\nDr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned razors, wouldnt you.\nSyphit: yeah\nDr SpaZZo: WELL SHE ISNT
bash.org #55785:\n \n* StorDuff has joined #suicide\n<StorDuff> YOU ARE ALL USELESS\n<ManInMoon> tell me something I didn't know already
bash.org #55800:\n \n* SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]\n* SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR[phone-with-hot-girl]\n* DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom\|sexwithhand
bash.org #55804:\n \n<AGodlyHeretic> and i installed enough security equipment on my computer, that even i think i might have gone overboard\n<smokedbrown> lol\n<AGodlyHeretic> no seriously, it records every keystroke i make and is totally hidden. can only be DETECTED with my password, and requires a second password to open it. it also is designed to take screenshots everyso often when a specific strings is typed\n<smokedbrown> Dude.\n<smokedbrown> um.\n<smokedbrown> the white people of waco called. they want thier paranoia back
bash.org #55832:\n \nirc.aol.com Message of the Day -  \nirc.aol.com (If you packet us, we will send you a bunch of cd's)
bash.org #55852:\n \n<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to thier employees for Christmas\n<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about shit
bash.org #55855:\n \n<evilroot> "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad\n<evilroot> "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler\n<Madiarin> evilroot: That's horrible.\n<\|-Shin-\|> Is it a TV ad or a banner or what?\n<Beanoo> erk .. bill 'adolf' gates\n<evilroot> \|-Shin-\|:  not sure\n<\|-Shin-\|> aw.\n* \|-Shin-\| was hoping to get a link out of it\n<evilroot> One World. One Web. One Program.\n<evilroot> Microsoft advertisement, 1997 \n<dafatdude> thats M$ in a nutshell\n<\|-Shin-\|> Heh, looks like you're not the only one to have that opinion. I just did a google search on it\n* Madiarin was searching altavista in the futile attempt to see if anyone could verify the MS part of the quote.
bash.org #55866:\n \n<krakerman> i had a pimple on my pen0s te other day. i had to get a boner so i could pop it.
bash.org #55872:\n \n<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves\n<[N]> it just rules\n<[N]> for lazy ppl\n<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done\n<WTM2K> would that be like road head?\n<[N]> hahah\n<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
bash.org #55876:\n \n* saxxonpike has joined #wtf\n<gt64> i wanna suck some DICK\n<saxxonpike> wow i like this channel already
bash.org #55882:\n \n<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in dowloaded megabytes...
bash.org #55888:\n \n<Velario> where the fucks john gone?\n<My`Albanian`Ass> outside to piss in a bucket\n<Velario> long piss\n<My`Albanian`Ass> big bucket
bash.org #55899:\n \n<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on\n<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :\|\n<hardlined> lithps are cool.\n<hardlined> they thound thuper.\n<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction\n<DaggerIRC> or erectile..\n<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes.
bash.org #55900:\n \n<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.\n<matt> what's on it?\n<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'
bash.org #55911:\n \n<Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type "LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org
bash.org #55912:\n \n<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins\n<CRC> US based I guess?
bash.org #55914:\n \n<LamB> God touches me\n<LamB> daily\n<LamB> through Priests
bash.org #55915:\n \n<txrx> ive been reading heaps of bash.org.. but prolly still not as much as u CRC.. ;)\n<CRC> so true\n<CRC> that would be quite an achievement :)\n<txrx> i always expect to see ppl from here. liek this is the center of the irc universe or something.. ;)
bash.org #55918:\n \n<Koobze> hiii\n<Koobze> I'm kind of angry at my friends... I paid the $50 for the hair bleach and dye, since one or two of them were supposed to join me and split the cost, and yet they're not and I'm stuck with all that cost.\n<Fat-Burrick> and gay hair\n<Koobze> hheh\n<Koobze> yeah, it's pretty gay\n<Koobze> just adds insult to injury
bash.org #55924:\n \n* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail\n<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"\n<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said
bash.org #55930:\n \n<DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston?\n<DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist\n<DSmooth> you stalk them\n<DSmooth> then beat them up\n<DSmooth> to show respect
bash.org #55936:\n \n<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
bash.org #55937:\n \n<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged in your asshole
bash.org #55940:\n \n<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram\n<cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit\n* harrellj looks at cravecave\n* Astral does too\n* harrellj puts that in her quit messages\n<cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be
bash.org #55950:\n \nvickiholt: do you know what I hate?\nfyrestorm: What?\nvickiholt: I spent over three months writing a friggin' manual for our document control system and people still do a quick tutorial around the desk\nvickiholt: I don't mind that\nvickiholt: what I hate is when THEY DON'T READ THE FRIGGIN' MANUAL FIRST\nvickiholt: A tutorial should not include the words "lets just see what happens if I do <click> this"\nvickiholt: The friggin' book tells you\nvickiholt: it's not a big document as I spent time making sure it was short\nvickiholt: <fume>\nvickiholt: 3 f***in' months\nvickiholt: of having meetings with some of the most boring (admin) people in the world\nvickiholt: <super power fume>\nvickiholt: Oooh chocolate\nvickiholt: </fume>
bash.org #55951:\n \n<Wolfy> if i ain't a geek i'm certainly not a nerd :p\n<Wolfy> so that leaves normal or extrovert\n<Wolfy> :p\n<+damadm00> or 'wanker'
bash.org #56017:\n \n<@X-G> makes you wonder ...\n<@X-G> why a penguin?\n<@X-G> who invented tux?\n<@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol?\n<@elver> there's a long story behind it...\n<@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too at a zoo\n<@elver> and that's basically it\n<@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.
bash.org #56037:\n \n<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today\n<drm> hows that?\n<Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago\n<Murr> received them 1 week ago\n<Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#
bash.org #56044:\n \nDasKrav: Know what I hate?\nDasKrav: Repeating myself.\nDestroy_Boy2000: What?\nDasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself\nDestroy_Boy2000: Huh?\nDasKrav: I SAID I HATE-\nDasKrav: Oh wait\nDasKrav: YOU FUCKING QUEEF
bash.org #56048:\n \n<Affe> god damn black socks\n<Affe> i need to start pairing them together\n<Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair'\n<Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand\n<Ouroboros> Wow, Affe.\n<Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.
bash.org #56053:\n \n<Terra-ist> i need roms\n* Terra-ist wants a good rom site\n<Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[\n<lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?\n<lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
bash.org #56074:\n \n<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever\n<@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart...\n<@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any"  and this is going on for a while\n<@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud:\n<@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth"\n<@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there
bash.org #56107:\n \nCcLpRPG:  it was like, my friend saw a chick at the movies, but she had a boyfriend   \n\nCcLpRPG:  My friend says, screw him   \n\nCcLpRPG:  I say, you screw him, i'll screw her
bash.org #56118:\n \n<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english\n<[SePtOr]> i should not\n<[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna say... It even matter
bash.org #56120:\n \nG3nki: my printer is printing subliminal messages on my paper\nKeerax: ...o_O\nG3nki: it's printing out "Join the Military!"\nG3nki: like cutting half of it at the top of the page\nKeerax: yvan eht nioj\nG3nki: never!
bash.org #56122:\n \n<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?\n<`2L> best of nirvana?\n<`2L> whats that?\n<`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?
bash.org #56130:\n \n<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice \n<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
bash.org #56143:\n \n<Dugimodo> ever notice miracles stopped happening when the video camera was invented\n<pog> and then they started up again when digital editing came by
bash.org #56149:\n \n<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies\n<Christina> bewbies?  What are you? 3?
bash.org #56151:\n \n<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed\n<mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews\n<mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"
bash.org #56155:\n \n[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
bash.org #56170:\n \nTaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha\nEyezBloodshot: lmao\nTaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though
bash.org #56174:\n \n<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.\n<quannum> with jobs
bash.org #56188:\n \n<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink?\n<rizzoh> tcp
bash.org #56194:\n \n<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning.  Blond,  young and very cute.  I'm gunna ask her out..\n<Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance  :)\n<DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)
bash.org #56222:\n \n<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.\n<DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?\n<Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".
bash.org #56229:\n \n<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros\n<Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality\n<pont> my penis is the slackware of penis\n<pont> :D\n<pont> Hard and stable\n<Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
bash.org #56230:\n \n<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year\n<Rin> 63 in UK\n<Rin> 64 in Australia\n<Rin> 11,456 in USA\n<Ram> we win!
bash.org #56232:\n \nkindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today\ntomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy?\nkindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it start printing!!!" crazy\nkindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth\ntomemos: Do you ever have to put them down?\nkindle9: i wish\nkindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore\nkindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining orders..\nkindle9: *ahem*\nkindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday\ntomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of library staff.  Take this tazer and go in there!"\ntomemos: This is why I don't study in the library.\ntomemos: Because you could KILL ME.\nkindle9: could?\nkindle9: more like will!
bash.org #56256:\n \n<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours.\n<Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292\| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)
bash.org #56258:\n \n<TuxMan> beh you know what happened...\n<terminus> what?\n<TuxMan> i whacked off while watching the linux kernel compile...\n<TuxMan> i mean... uh...\n<terminus> o_O
bash.org #56259:\n \n<tHeo^doctor-appt`> this is prolly too much information\n<tHeo^doctor-appt`> but I haven't been able to get off in like a month or something\n<Miyabi> dude, your nuts must be huge\n<Miyabi> i mean, as a result\n<Miyabi> that wasn't random props
bash.org #56264:\n \n<kingBooze> is there a spanish -> english translator that sucks less dicks than altavista.babelfish?\n<LostXanadu> puerto ricans
bash.org #56271:\n \n<mog> I take pride in being completly bitter and cynical\n<BosTony> I take pride in the fact that Ive gone 5 weeks without an STD.\n<mog> and getting pissed off at the smallest aspects of society\n<mog> like personalized license plates\n<PsykadelicAngel> Tony, we're so proud\n<Jennilala> I'm getting one.\n<Jennilala> :P\n<BosTony> An STD?\n<Jennilala> no\n<mog> ahaha
bash.org #56292:\n \n(+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ?\n(@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...
bash.org #56293:\n \n<@FrozenShade> Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
bash.org #56301:\n \n<+FlatFace> ASDFHK\n<+FlatFace> WTF\n<+FlatFace> WOLF 3D SOURCE 8K?!\n<+FlatFace> wait that's the disclaimer\n<+FlatFace> SHIT
bash.org #56317:\n \n<ibrahim> is there alive experts?\n<ozzmosis> I've been alive since I was born, you could say I'm an expert at it
bash.org #56318:\n \n<I3aH> can anyone help me? i need to get wine working\n<CyberdogM8> just drink more of it  \n<CyberdogM8> it'll work eventually
bash.org #56320:\n \n<@arp> Importance: Normal\n<@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK!\n<@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!!\n<@arp> YAY!\n<argoth> thanks for sharing\n<j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds
bash.org #56321:\n \n<Nergy> How much do movies cost these days?\n<Meatwad> matine's cost 5.50 or so\n<Nergy> w00t! I have that!\n<Nergy> in fact, its RIGHT in my pants now\n<Meatwad> dollars not inches\n<Nergy> oh my bad.
bash.org #56333:\n \n<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time ><\n<Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it\n<Kiri> lol\n<gwend> lol\n<Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer\n<Kiri> or my computer\n<Kiri> depends on which number lol\n*** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))\n<EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number
bash.org #56350:\n \n<Siron> the bathroom is full and i gotta go..\n<neural> well there is that bush\n<neural> and that.. corner\n<phyrearms> siron just point it spray it under the door
bash.org #56360:\n \n<Mentar> why did hitler kill himself?\n<JoltX> because he was deranged\n<JoltX> and he didnt want to give the jews the satisfaction\n<Mentar> wrong\n<Mentar> he saw the gas bill
bash.org #56364:\n \n<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com\n<Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk
bash.org #56368:\n \n[devilsad] OO is like the missionary position, all day long\n[@sobri] heh\n[@sobri] i think of it more like group sex\n[devilsad] no wonder you like it then\n[@sobri] class ReachAround extends AnalSex\n[_Spunky_] its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know exactly how to treat each class\n[_Spunky_] whereas imperative code, you have to be formally introduced to each new partenr\n[@sobri] and remember every conversation you've had with them, just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you say later\n[devilsad] it's too clean and clinical for me\n[devilsad] rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak\n[@sobri] heh\n[_Spunky_] haha\n[devilsad] no casual toying with other people's private functions\n[@sobri] i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but can always statically call methods\n[@sobri] $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob;\n[_Spunky_] public sub spunkOnTheCarpet()\n[@sobri] $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf();\n[devilsad] lol
bash.org #56371:\n \n<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people around the world will come to you with their problems\n<onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and take their money\n<Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?
bash.org #56374:\n \n<bse> Instinct is a kickass movie\n<wataru> Basic?\n<bse> wataru: no.. pervert\n<wataru> Pervert Instinct?
bash.org #56381:\n \nJoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.\nvietchino: call 911\nJoshQ: i will when my download is done.
bash.org #56382:\n \n<Animosity> We have a suicide club at our school\n<Animosity> It encourages suicide\n<Animosity> Which counters suicide, supposedly
bash.org #56383:\n \n<wasabi>  wish I could call up a friend right now\n<wasabi> and say "hey wanna go grab food"\n<wasabi> BUT I CAN"T\n<wasabi> oshi put the notice back in the topic. =(\n\n--- Oshi has changed the topic to: Cosplay.com - WANTED: Dallas Otaku to hang out with Wasabi.\n<wasabi> thx
bash.org #56407:\n \n<Krypto-> while you sleep and wet your bed tonight.. i'll be in the land of hobbits.. SO FUCK U\n* Krypto- prances off
bash.org #56412:\n \n<tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with\n<tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so?\n<TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her around.  She's bound to fall down sometime.
bash.org #56419:\n \nonlyihavehandle: im like jesus\nonlyihavehandle: but more cool and less popular
bash.org #56430:\n \n* boricua4life slaps Sholin \n<Sholin> oh really \n<boricua4life> yea\n<Sholin> .up \n*** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin \n*** boricua4life has left #bf1942
bash.org #56485:\n \n<drlion> what size t-shirt fits me?\n<drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy\n<drlion> medium? large?\n<moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of drawers"\n<drlion> damn it\n<drlion> i would never have thought of that\n<drlion> thanks
bash.org #56498:\n \n<sexy_westie> lmao. . . . . reminds me of a childhood story\n<sexy_westie> my grandmother bought my mother (10yrs old at time) a chihuahua pup (cost a bomb apparently) only for the cat to eat it in the first day lmao\n<sexy_westie> must have thought it was a yapping rat
bash.org #56509:\n \n<MMMaven> I can see the headlines now... "super-modified AIBO captures bin laden!"
bash.org #56523:\n \n<ZiR0> id jack off\n<Dead_One> i would to, but that would make 15 times today\n<Dead_One> oh, wait\n<Dead_One> 01:34:56\n<Dead_One> no, its a new day
bash.org #56527:\n \n<StarThorn> Leave it to the computer programmers to shorten the "Year 2000 Millennium Bug" to "Y2K."  Isn't that what caused this problem in the first place?
bash.org #56528:\n \n<StarThorn> "What do you think about before you go to bed?" "Sex." "What do you think about when you wake up?" "Sex." "What're you thinking of right now?" "My dog Sparky" "Ok, You're sharing too much, now..."
bash.org #56536:\n \n<Zak-> she's cute as\n<Zak-> somebody find her for me\n<Agrajag> are you crazy? i thought females were just things people made up on the internet\n<Octane> There's only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs.
bash.org #56545:\n \n<krg> stupid fucking church people took all of our parking spaces\n<Tragic> your parkinglot isn't private for employees and customers?\n<krg> it is\n<krg> they ignore the signs\n<Tragic> "but this is a house of god!"  "yeah well this is the parking lot of an evil IT company. fuck off."\n<Tragic> "our dark lord detests the presence of your honda civic, you must be punished!"
bash.org #56546:\n \n<@Daren> anyone wanna buy a second hand BMW?\n<@Daren> it fell off the back of a ferry
bash.org #56554:\n \n<Asmodeus> I hav3 to g3t a n3w k3yboard off my par3nts, brb.\n<Kur0Tenshi> Why?\n<Asmodeus> Th3 k3y b3tw33n th3 W and R k3y is brok3n.\n<Kur0Tenshi> What keys that?
bash.org #56558:\n \n<Pyroman> NEW RULE  \n<Pyroman> No one may have a name that starts with 'No'   \n<Pyroman> It fucks up my nick completion   \n*** Yukari is now known as NotYukari  \n*** GigaClonWantstoKickNickServ is now known as NotGigaron  \n*** NMR is now known as NotNMR  \n*** DJ_Bytes is now known as NotAlsoDJBY  \n<emphaticallyumopepisdn> You guys are sheep  \n<NotYukari> baa  \n<NotAlsoDJBY> Baaa  \n<NotGigaron> baaa  \n<NotNMR> baaaa
bash.org #56562:\n \n<[BuD]> i think they should do a winona ryder game\n<[BuD]> grand theft shopping
bash.org #56600:\n \n<Dice> I've done it\n<Dice> I've made a calculate\n<Dice> calculater*\n<Prothe\|Studying> make a spell check now
bash.org #56661:\n \n<Blizzard> Man, we have a female wrestler on our team\n<Nucleotide> We care why?\n<Blizzard> She's PREGNANT\n<Sirdoudofapples> Hmmm...\n<Sirdoudofapples> Seems like an inefficient way to move up in weight class...
bash.org #56686:\n \n<Zombie11>  <Rax_kun> cocaine was a medicine in the good ole days <- it still is :D
bash.org #56689:\n \n<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery!\n<danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it\n<danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes\n<gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?\n<danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first.
bash.org #56702:\n \n<N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving back home\n<N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone\n<N[]vA> fucker has no sence of humor\n<N[]vA> 850\n<N[]vA>  agravating a police officer\n<N[]vA> ROFL\n<N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho\n<N[]vA> WAHAHAHAH
bash.org #56708:\n \n<Rountree> Wake.  Birth.  Grow.  Pain.  Move.  Move.  Move.  Move.  Move.  Kid.  Grow.  Teen.  Grow.  Up.  Fall.  Up.  Crush.  Meet.  Kiss.  Date.  Buy.  Love.  Sex.  Ring.  Join.  Smile.  Kids.  School.  Dance.  Hug.  Hold.  Rift.  Leave.  Hate.  Gone.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Work.  Life.  Ha.  Bang.  Dead.\n<+MegamanX2K> Shut.\n<+MegamanX2K> The.\n<+MegamanX2K> Fuck.\n<+MegamanX2K> Up.
bash.org #56712:\n \n<Avie> the only effect that videogames have had on my morals is deciding what weapon I would kill someone with if I did
bash.org #56714:\n \n<Verlaine> That Walmart commercial where they say they are giving free shopping sprees to needy kids and the lady starts to cry at the end is making me nauseous.\n<Verlaine> I need someone to share in my outrage.\n<kalista> you could turn off the tv\n<kalista> that way you never have to see that commercial again.\n<Verlaine> But then I would never know what stores not to shop at.
bash.org #56719:\n \n<blitzoid> My ma got me a copy of PC Gamer'\n<blitzoid> I was like "Did you save the receipt?"\n<Jarky> haha why?\n<ChaosMage> Parents think gamers like those gay gaming mags\n<ChaosMage> Makes you wonder who the hell reads 'em\n<d0gZpAw> i used to like PC Gamer.. when i was on dialup.. because it was a pain in the ass downloading demos to see whether a full release is worth 2 days of leech\n<blitzoid> "HOW TO MANIPULATE THE CAMERA TO LOOK AT LARA'S ASS! PLUS: OTHER DIGITAL BOOBS." - Sample from PC Gamer
bash.org #56722:\n \n<Pepe> I need to know if college consists of a lot of fucking, or is that just in movies and is it like, masturbation all the time? This decides whether I buy fifty boxes of condoms, or fifty boxes of Kleenex.
bash.org #56723:\n \n<_absent> Dilbert: why dont you tell everyone about the time you overdosed on shrooms, and the cops found you in a field covered in your own feces shaking a hand in the air and claiming the federal government was planning to take your life
bash.org #56725:\n \n<Wegs> I can get my 2Kb/sec, so it must be working\n<Gothmog> wow 2K a second!!!\n<Gothmog> i got better than that on our old 33.6 :/\n<Wegs> yeah...\n<Wegs> I am connected at 26.4\n<Wegs> so blow me\n<Gothmog> lol\n<Gothmog> at those speeds, i could start blowing you now and you wont feel it unil saturday :P
bash.org #56730:\n \n<VonFluf08> crb - cheap digicam $500\n<crb> Yeah, but id' want better\n<VonFluf08> average digicam $800\n<VonFluf08> good digi cam $2000\n<VonFluf08> holiday porn - priceless
bash.org #56734:\n \n<Kitsa> I had a frightening moment today\n<Kitsa> I looked at a piece of sheet music and realized I couldn't tell what key it was in\n<Kitsa> :/\n<Kitsa> "This quality music degree from a prestigious university can be your child's for the low low price of $35,000"
bash.org #56748:\n \n<TonicBH> [Tonic Hedgehog's mIRC Software] - [Windows XP Uptime: 2wks 1day 19hrs 43mins 24secs] - [mIRC v6.02 Uptime: 4days 11hrs 31mins 40secs]\n<TonicBH> O_O\n<TonicBH> 15 days ;/\n<TonicBH> ph33r :/\n<Sep> wtf\n<Sep> turn your damn computer off
bash.org #56749:\n \nJersey Seven: 2DAY IS NATIONAL PRESENTS DAY!!~! SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 30 OTHER PPL AND YOU WILL RECIEVE MANY PRESENTS FOR XMAS AND UR TRUE LOVE WILL FINALLY START TO LIKE U!!!~\nU ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTES SO U BETTER HURY!!!~\nChant320: Hey. Tomorrow is national shut the fuck up with the stupid chain letters day. It never hurts to get a head start.
bash.org #56752:\n \n<DildoDaggins> isn't this a great hobbit porno name?
bash.org #56757:\n \n-!- [lsd] has quit [Remote closed the connection]\n\n-!- [lsd] has joined #lgl\n<[lsd]> hehe\n<[lsd]> i love it when you change the time on your box\n<[lsd]> and xchat thinks "shit, i haven't seen a ping for 20 mins"
bash.org #56758:\n \n<JMG> I went water skiing\n<JMG> and It turns out that I scream the same way that i would if a great white shark were about to attack me\n<JMG> If seaweed touches my foot\n<JMG> Theres a moment I want back
bash.org #56762:\n \n<CursedBurger> i hate it when i'm watching some good porn and the entire clip's ruined because one of the guys has a mullet
bash.org #56767:\n \n<bob[notn00bsoft]> i can make better games then you. i just need help with the engine and graphics and stuff\n<Sarthek> So you're better than us at making games...\n<Tempyst> So in otherwords you need us to do everything for you, and then you take credit.\n<Tempyst> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, MISTAR
bash.org #56773:\n \n<Kamz-History-X> where do bad folks go when they die?\n<Lid> into politics.
bash.org #56775:\n \n<GladX> do people still wear the farmer johns type ski pants?\n<kickingdog> yeah...they sell those.  north face has gore tex ones\n* GladX hates those\n<GladX> gotta fidget for 15 minutes just to take a piss\n<kickingdog> north face ones are the shizzle fo sheezy\n<GladX> babelfish is having troubles translating what you just said to english
bash.org #56776:\n \n<pneumatic> i look out one window and it's sunny and nice.. the other windows.. grey, gloomy.\n<autistk> other windows = windows 2000?
bash.org #56778:\n \n<CrackyMcZap> I'm pathetic.\n<Chriso> Cracky: I'm a 17 year old pimply FAT bastard living with his parents while in college who has no money, a 3.0 gpa which means it goes up .5 next semester or ELSE i lose my scholarships, i cant buy my own smokes, i cant legally look at porn, I cant drink cuz of my medicine, i have a university-issued restraining order preventing me from entering the dorms at school, and to top it off, I'm bi but i dont like it up the ass. So yeah. Who's pathetic?
bash.org #56782:\n \n<Hat> I'm the king of giving girls oral sex.  Ask my girlfriends.\n<Jeokitty> You're so good at all that, Mark, how good is she?\n<Hat> She fucking sucks dick.\n<Hat> Err\n<Hat> I meant that in a bad way.  Like, she sucks dick...  poorly.
bash.org #56784:\n \n<Rigel> KingKashue ur pc is not as 1337 as my i have a 122 gighz pinteum 4 pc w/ 5 617 gigbyte hds and a cd-wr-rwr-drwxr-xr-x 3-way burning/dvd/vcd/mp3 playing drive and a 37 gigehurz L7 cacheeeee a 58 inch flat moniter w/ 2134x5654 resolushun and teh best part is my 400 gbps cabul capped to 1 kbps connecsion wich routes thru severel dedicatud OC-255 powered masheens wich are on T460 redirectors\n<KingKashue> riiiiight...But can your's do this?\n*** Rigel was kicked by KingKashue (to prove I can)\n*** Joins: Rigel \n<Rigel> Nope.
bash.org #56785:\n \n<Jeff> :-(\n<Jeff> :-(\n<Jeff> : ( \n<cabbage> your nose fell off
bash.org #56790:\n \n<St_Zartan> all my scenes were deleted from "8 mile"\n<St_Zartan> apparently training for the paralympics isn't "street" enough for them, the bastards
bash.org #56798:\n \n(Anon) I want to be a concert promoter...\n(Anon) and sign Dave Matthews Band, The Strokes, and Tool for the same show...\n(Anon) and bill them in that order\n(GiantRobot) yeah, because those three obviously have such similar fans...\n(Anon) No no\n(Anon) I just want the ticket stub\n(Anon) Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool
bash.org #56800:\n \n* THEJRC checks out the softer side of sears.....\n<Christina> lol you fag
bash.org #56809:\n \n<Steempy> Merc: Got any amusing tales of retail stupidity?\n<Mercster> hmmm.......this isn't a good email address:\n<Mercster> "Lubeking@aol.com"\n<Steempy> Could be a Korean guy called Lu Bek Ing
bash.org #56813:\n \n<ame> get on it\n\n<ame> jungle bugie\n\n<ame> dielsuo dielsuo\n\n<ame> jungle boogie huhuhah wha hwo\n\n<ame> (i used to be the lead singer for the local super market PA system)
bash.org #56826:\n \n<Polaris> is my phone number on whois?\n<Fina> Yes\n<Fina> *picks up phone*\n<Fina> *dials slowly*\n<Polaris> I would know it was you.\n<Polaris> Unfrotunently my caller ID is broken.\n<Fina> ...my elves did their job well...
bash.org #56828:\n \n<Jarp> No porn break. i actually have no more porn on this computer\n<Jarp> just the other day, i moved all 8,000ish pictures to the other computer and organized 'em\n<Sisgmund> lordy!\n<Sisgmund> how much space does that take up?\n<Jarp> about 600mb\n<Sisgmund> crimminy\n<Jarp> i forget exactly how many\n<shavenwookiee> wow\n<Jarp> Hrm. I don't have a very broad colllection. that 8,000 is of maybe 20 girls. \n<Jarp> don't have any particular favorite.\n<shavenwookiee> 20 girls.. 400 poses each??\n<Jarp> hrm\n<Jarp> more of some\n<Jarp> less of others\n<shavenwookiee> so THAT's how you get your porn movies on dialup.\n<screevo> ???\n<shavenwookiee> you print up a set of one girl, staple them together, and flip the pages :D\n<Jarp> it's like a movie, one frame at a time!
bash.org #56829:\n \n<Moebius> remember when neptune was the farthest planet?\n<Moebius> good times
bash.org #56831:\n \n<mikes_> what does this mean? eth0: Promiscuous mode enabled.\n<`> it means your ethernet card wants to party
bash.org #56836:\n \n<Wohali> girls kissing on cbc\n<math> WOOHOO!!!\n<math> YAY CANADA!\n<Wohali> now there's two boys getting ready to kiss.\n<math> oh thats just gay
bash.org #56840:\n \n( dvast8 ) so if a tattoo gets you friends, what gets you laid?\n( jesusprime ) military outfits\n( jesusprime ) or a loud car\n( dvast8 ) i think your getting laid by the wrong sex
bash.org #56849:\n \n<clompers> if i could, I'd paint my room a dark gray \n<clompers> maybe a #666666 \n<Azi> you can tell you're a web geek when...  \n<Azi> you walk into the home improvement store asking for paint in a shade of #3264AA
bash.org #56856:\n \n<pann> my brother was working on site and they were waiting for a jap cable delivery dude to drop off some cable, anyways\n          he was 20 minutes late and my brothers boss goes to him 'its about time you rice eating mother fucker' and the\n          jap guy comes running past 'hey fuck you round eye!'
bash.org #56864:\n \n<@WrmSlayer> i just peeled off my keyboard glove thingy\n<Ironmax^> keyboard glove?\n<@WrmSlayer> yeah\n<@spidey> you got a conny on your keyboard?\n<@WrmSlayer> yeah its like a condom\n<@WrmSlayer> stops spooge from leaking down between the keys\n<@spidey> it must take away all feel :)
bash.org #56865:\n \n<SlimSurdy> remind me never to cyber a 16yr old using bitchx under\n                     linux with no pvt msg windows\n<SlimSurdy> at least not with you fuckers in the #\n<Fanboy> hahaha
bash.org #56876:\n \n<TittySmasher> Do you think if you were having sex with a chick, and had a condom on and lightning struck you, the condom would melt and the chick would shit/piss melted plastic?\n<rTenshi> uhh, you'd die man.\n<TittySmasher> ... oh
bash.org #56879:\n \n<CuZZa> i lived there for a month\n<CuZZa> japan is great\n<CuZZa> really fucked up, but great\n<CuZZa> its weird. me being a 6'4 white guy standing on a train with a bunch of japanese people who are around 5'\n<CuZZa> i had a fucking guy dressed as sailor moon looking at me as if I was the weirdo
bash.org #56881:\n \n<Kuroko> Hey...I need to ask you guys something.\n<Kuroko> Sleep or Trigun?\n<CrackPr0n-E> masturbation -=X\n<CrackPr0n-E> c. masturbation </= that's where it's at\n<Kuroko> i'm not male.\n<CrackPr0n-E> girls can masturbate too\n<SPOONwork> Kuroko: what, women don't masturbate? lies\n<CrackPr0n-E> spoon:she's 12\n<SPOONwork> CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants: it's not stopping you. :P\n<CrackPr0n-E> what does stop me?\n<Kuroko> my mum also has a lovely habit of checking on everyone late at night.\n* Yukanojo thinks this conversation falls under the category of "Reasons Parents Keep Kids Off the Internet"\n<CrackPr0n-E> Kuroko:that's what locks are for\n<Kuroko> trigun i can explain. irc i can explain. but...yeah...\n<Kuroko> Crack: she has the keys.\n<CrackPr0n-E> or "I had an itch... that's all"\n<Yukanojo> hahahaha\n<CrackPr0n-E> psssh, while she's unlocking the door, pull your panties up\n* Smugami wonders what he's stumbled into ... o.O\n<CrackPr0n-E> and just sit in a blanket\n<Kuroko> ...\n* Kuroko will spend the entire night trying to erase this conversation from her memory\n<Kuroko> Thanks for helping me decide.
bash.org #56885:\n \n<Alien8or> I was using a silicon gel to jack off. i had a little accident. \n<Alien8or> i was really rushing and then when I cummed i rest for a bit. The silicon dried and where the silicon squished between my fingers are little spieks. I got a spiked cock!\n<Alien8or> heh, wait, its spiked Darth Maul style, this owns!
bash.org #56890:\n \n<pimpybra> christ, my computer is freezing more than a french soldier during wartime.
bash.org #56907:\n \n<-- FaNt0m_ has quit (Quit: Procrastination is like masturbation; it's all good until you realize you just fucked yourself.)
bash.org #56917:\n \n* Angelofmoon is now known as studywudyangel\n<AngelSakura> there can be only one true angel in here....me! :)\n<Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- Listing nicknames matching [*angel*] --\n<Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- End of list (88/90 matches shown) --
bash.org #56922:\n \n<Nike> i went to see LoTR with the flu :P\n<Nike> i was almost carried\n<AardWolf> I tend to go with females... rather than sexless diseases
bash.org #56930:\n \n(Regarding a Diablo II game and password)\nSchroeDotOrg: naked/asusual\nJ Jorenko: *joins you*
bash.org #56996:\n \n<Jackal> If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
bash.org #56998:\n \n<injektion> did she get herpes\n<PC\|Holo> hahaha\n<PC\|Holo> yes and aids\n\n2 minutes later\n\n<@pc\|dogg> and IMSOMNIA!!!\n<PC\|Holo> dogg just doesnt know when a joke is over\n<PC\|Holo> hes like a real life letterman!
bash.org #57008:\n \nDasKrav: We were playing a review game in history class, on the topic of the roman empire\nDasKrav: The game was like this: The class divides into 8 groups, and one person rotates with the rest of the group in jeapordy-style questions,\nDasKrav: and the question was "What was the name of the emperor who built a wall in britain?"\nDasKrav: and nobody knew it, so he said "Here's a hint: Its named after him."\nDasKrav: and so this one jock guy in my class goes,\nDasKrav: "Berlin?"
bash.org #57013:\n \n<IRh@x0r> h0w d0 1 g3t the m0d5 to @nsw3r my qu35+i0n?\n<pualat166> stop talkin like a fucked up irc nerd fuckwit and they will listen to you maybe\n<IRh@x0r> 1337
bash.org #57017:\n \nLegion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies!\nDragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...
bash.org #57041:\n \n<MadHatt3r> if you were around men 24 hours a day, for quite a few years\n<MadHatt3r> the idea of hetro and homosexuality would go flying out the window\n<Jeeeeebus> MadHatt3r: remind me not to spend long periods of time with you..
bash.org #57047:\n \n<naet> i got my sat scores bak\n<naet> 540 verball and 500 math\n<naet> so thats liek 900 total\n<Go> right
bash.org #57059:\n \n<cgirl> Wouldn't it suck to find a dead body\n<InCDeathmeister> male or female?
bash.org #57084:\n \n<Daishi> i cant code though...but its on my list..right above learn klingon and right below get a gf
bash.org #57086:\n \n*** Psy is now known as PSG\n*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))\n*** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade\n*** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ\n*** Psy is now known as PSG\n*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))\n*** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade\n*** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ\n*** Psy is now known as PSG\n*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))\n<Anatole> You know, a lab mouse would have learned by now.
bash.org #57110:\n \ndanamania: wtf is an "ex police" imac?\ngelfie: dana: just means it sat in a police station running word I guess\ndanamania: phwooooar\ndanamania: like ex-police camrys\ngelfie: either that, or it comes with free kiddy porn and a stash of ecstacy tablets hidden in a false bottom
bash.org #57124:\n \nuroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community organisations - mac user groups are no different
bash.org #57143:\n \n<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2\n<maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE?\n<maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort into it :)
bash.org #57148:\n \n<AriaStargazer> the other day\n<AriaStargazer> in the car\n<AriaStargazer> i was in traffic\n<AriaStargazer> and i thought to myself\n<AriaStargazer> "jesus this lag sucks"\n<AriaStargazer> and then i looked around\n<AriaStargazer> and i was like\n<AriaStargazer> ..............
bash.org #57161:\n \n<Babau> Anyone know how to enable overburn in Nero?\n<live-evil> theres a big button with overburn written on it\n<live-evil> press that\n<Babau> Is it the big red one?\n<live-evil> yer\n<Babau> Alright, I'm going to press it.\n*** live-evil was kicked by Babau (I pressed it.)
bash.org #57169:\n \n<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK\n<Phaze> JUST MAILED ME\n<Phaze> HER NEW PICS\n<Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n<N1k1tA> me too\n<N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement\n<N1k1tA> and home loans
bash.org #57170:\n \n<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through)\n<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine?\n<LilWashu> good luck
bash.org #57171:\n \n<SMW> howdy Ian\n<SMW> how you doin tonight?\n<Ian_Sharpe> same as always\n<Ian_Sharpe> still smoking\n<Ian_Sharpe> drinking too\n<Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs that begin with the letter "L"
bash.org #57172:\n \ndanamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page\ndanamania: and an ad at the bottom goes:\ndanamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second hand! \ndanamania: I can get a whole new me!\nVash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents
bash.org #57173:\n \n<weagley> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song with "the negroid population enjoys this piece"\n<weagley> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of me\n<weagley> there was like a collective "what da fuck"
bash.org #57174:\n \n<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc\n<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole fucking house\n<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted\n<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit\n<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS
bash.org #57198:\n \n<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could\n\n<ecs> oh man...\n\n<ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded
bash.org #57326:\n \n<hitman> and\n<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...\n<hitman> I do do guys.\n<hitman> er\n<hitman> don't\n<hitman> heh\n<hitman> man\n<ambrosia> lol\n<hitman> that was a bad typo\n* ambrosia pages dr. freud
bash.org #57374:\n \n<Phobius> I fear nobody\n*** Phobius (anthony@phobius.support.gamesnet) Quit (G-lined (G-line requested by Jaden.))
bash.org #57407:\n \nmrdanny: I WANT TO SIT ON A WHITE ICE CREAM CONE\namIbuG: ur ass might get numb
bash.org #57411:\n \n<oblique> i dated a canadian once\n<Znutar> Did you get a refund?
bash.org #57443:\n \n<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense\n<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG\n<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
bash.org #57515:\n \n<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
bash.org #57532:\n \n<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
bash.org #57535:\n \n<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them\n<Al> that's why it's "Koran"\n<Kurt> short for Korean\n<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean\n<jre> No, kek is\n<Alien> huk of the ke\n<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?\n<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke\n<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter\n<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks\n<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD\n<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides\n*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks\n<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld\n<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth\n<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey\n<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum.\n<jre> LIAR
bash.org #57542:\n \n<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED\n<santa-tim> it said\n<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
bash.org #57565:\n \n<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school\n<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!\n<+jdp> sooo\n<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^\n<Nephilim> ...\n<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!\n<Nephilim> Damnit
bash.org #57596:\n \n<apoc> my girlfriend called me a fag, jokingly.\n<apoc> i think jokingly
bash.org #57603:\n \n<kisama> !speedtest\n<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz\n<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz\n<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz\n<kisama> ticks: 148mhz\n<kisama> yeah.\n<kisama> fear me motherfuckers\n<orge> huh?\n<orge> ticks?\n<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
bash.org #57631:\n \n< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of women\n< Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh?\n< pairo> You can always read books about C.\n< shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P\n< dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one
bash.org #57644:\n \n<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable\n<seniaguol> is his name...\n<seniagoul> whatever your name is?
bash.org #57652:\n \n<MAWKS> i aint a fag\n<MAWKS> but ill suck a fags dick
bash.org #57733:\n \n<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy\n<Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)\n<Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages\n<kailus> oh ok\n<Locke> it says "r u ok?"\n<Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"\n<Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it\n<Locke> but the ink will wash off :/\n<kailus> hehe awww :\
bash.org #57753:\n \n< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.
bash.org #57779:\n \n<Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under martial law.\n<Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?
bash.org #57799:\n \n<@newt0r> thank god, im atheist
bash.org #57804:\n \n<OmkAR> weeeeeee\n<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable back to dialup for like a month\n<OmkAR`> and they film it\n<OmkAR`> like survival\n<Spiffeh> rofl\n<@q-ReZ> lol\n<@d-_-b> haha
bash.org #57810:\n \n<Volt9000> 8===D     O:\n<Volt9000> 8===D   O:\n<Volt9000> 8===D O:\n<Volt9000> 8===DO:\n<Volt9000> 8==):\n<Volt9000> 8=):\n<Volt9000> 8==):\n<Volt9000> 8=):\n<Volt9000> 8==):\n<Volt9000> 8=):\n<Volt9000> 8==DO:\n<Volt9000> 8==D~O:\n<Volt9000> 8==D~~O:
bash.org #57823:\n \n<DrT> i was on that cruise once.  got really drunk and fucked mini mouse\n<katlizy> mini mouse?\n<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?\n<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off.  turned out to be a really nice guy though
bash.org #57829:\n \n<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE "NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST\n<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH MY LINKIN PARK PEN\n<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO INDY GRIND ON THE CAT
bash.org #57916:\n \n<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat\n<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++\n<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair
bash.org #57925:\n \n<Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex does not count as losing your virginity\n<Slime> Trust me, I should know\n<Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises Chewed On By Dogs"
bash.org #57928:\n \n<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend\n<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things\n<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms\n<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks
bash.org #57933:\n \n<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast\n<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places
bash.org #57934:\n \n(dosdemon)  when you go to the tournament ask around, everybody has like insane shit to trade\n(dosdemon)  cards I never fucking heard of\n(coderage)  you see any strong black there\n(dosdemon)  yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that looked pretty scary\n(dosdemon)  make good workers if ya train em right\n(coderage)  yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana
bash.org #57942:\n \n<SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and this turns up\n<Bullet> ?\n<SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers (Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg\n<Bullet> Lovely. lol\n<SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies \n<Bullet> damn.\n<SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least tailor it to my needs\n<Tobisaurus> umm...\n<SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames stupid newbies"\n<Bullet> lol\n* Tobisaurus smirks
bash.org #58031:\n \n<ras> i wish you could get a filter on irc to keep ethnics from messaging me
bash.org #58032:\n \n<Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not the capitol of Australia LOL\n<PsychoFreak> Uhhh\n<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA\n<PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia\n<PsychoFreak> you're fucked\n<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
bash.org #58033:\n \n<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Looking up your nationality...\n<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Checking Country\n<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Found your race\n<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** ERR YOU = DISGUSTING SLAV\n<PSIKAR> Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Sorry, AUSTRALIA is full - try later)
bash.org #58045:\n \n<Mr^Bobo> i got a hard on today gettin a haircut,,,oriental bitch
bash.org #58051:\n \n<Maltagal> hi\n<Ace> sup\n<Maltagal> r u over 40\n<Ace> haha no\n<Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is single
bash.org #58067:\n \n<ace> type //run c:\con\con\n*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to voonilla: Connection reset by peer)\n*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS\n<voonilla> fark yew\n<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall\n<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away \n<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push  the button\n<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and shit\n<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL\n<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT
bash.org #58073:\n \n<Nookadum> and yet I have NO spelling erros
bash.org #58074:\n \n<zAim\brb> let webcam chat\n<PriMa^BeLLa> let me put on sum makeup...\n<PriMa^BeLLa> bfrb\n<PriMa^BeLLa> brb^
bash.org #58077:\n \n<@Zeth> SLing: Will you take 3 years, $2.5 million with a $500,000 signing bonus?\n<@SLing> Dude, for that much money I'd eat poop for a living
bash.org #58078:\n \n<Danae> From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy, what would candles mean?\n<paranoid> He wants sex.\n<Iggles> sex.\n<Danae> Danae will devirginized once married.\n<paranoid> Devirginized? By the Devirginizer?\n<paranoid> I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed christian rage into a sweatsock late at night.
bash.org #58080:\n \n<jalist> im giving lin what i always give her\n<jalist> my knob with a ribbon round it\n<jalist> maybe one day she'll actually want it\n<kuhndog> kind of a small gift dont ya think jalist?
bash.org #58091:\n \n<WimpBastard> so tired\n<WimpBastard> 3am\n<Buchwald> it's only 11am.  you should be wide awake\n<WimpBastard> ...\n<WimpBastard> wtf\n<Buchwald> dude, i live in america.  our time is the correct time.\n<Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake\n<WimpBastard> >:\|
bash.org #58092:\n \n<Carlo> hand me the url\n<S^^> it's in norwegian\n<Carlo> so am I
bash.org #58093:\n \n<Kerrick> Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft products: Microsoft Church\n<Kerrick> Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and cannot load\n<Kerrick> Please follow these simple steps so we can customize Microsoft Church to your liking\n<Kerrick> Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be molested? []Billy  []Michael  []Timmy\n<Kerrick> Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal button)\n<Kerrick> Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning []afternoon []night\n<Kerrick> Thank you for setting up microsoft church!
bash.org #58097:\n \n<mootlife> wtf\n* mootlife prayers have been answered\n<mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here\n* mootlife goes outside
bash.org #58098:\n \n<Kersus> we have to exchange presents at work. we had a $20 limit. So naturally \n  I bought 20 dollars worth of kool-aid
bash.org #58102:\n \n<Davis[half-here> http://www.tubgirl.com                 <---is that a rom site?\n<@Mintzs> yes
bash.org #58103:\n \n<crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in trouble for shoplifting. Things are so fucking unfair sometimes.\n<Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges.\n<crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.
bash.org #58108:\n \n*** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko Oikarinen\n*** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu, Computing Center\n<Jarkko> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5 years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!!  GET A LIFE!!!  MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!!  You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman?
bash.org #58112:\n \n<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately
bash.org #58115:\n \n<KungFuGrp> CABLE\n<KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!!\n<KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged into the tv\n<Wilamena> haha
bash.org #58119:\n \n<Marlean> At a concert for the homeless they gave the homeless CD`s instead of food. Like they could ever listen to it...\n* Marlean sighs
bash.org #58121:\n \n* LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s]\n* LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp]..\n<nester> and so it begins again...
bash.org #58123:\n \n<intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.
bash.org #58126:\n \n<intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.
bash.org #58127:\n \n<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press "any" key, where the fuck is the any key?\n<A\|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key
bash.org #58129:\n \n* Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up\n<ZRaven> benifits?\n<Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various parts of this eternally dirty house.
bash.org #58131:\n \n<Nematocyst> Christ\n<Nematocyst> I have you urinate\n<Nematocyst> I hate to urinate\n<Nematocyst> I have to urinate\n<Nematocyst> fuck\n<Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have peed like four times over
bash.org #58132:\n \n<Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction\n<Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days\n<Fulmanar> lol\n<Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either\n<Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving\n<Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me\n<Valas> and came back 2 days later\n<Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you stupid fucks"\n<Fulmanar> lmao
bash.org #58146:\n \n<[0megaX]> oh what the hell, her computer is doing the exact same damn thing\n<[0megaX]> it's like there's a time bomb in os x..everything works perfectly until this exact moment when it stops for both of us..that's fooken strange\n<AeroBob> It's a sign from God.\n<AeroBob> Mac users edited it out of the Bible, but the eleventh commandment was "Thou shalt get a proper computer, for fuck's sake."
bash.org #58147:\n \n<Keiichi> i love having a 5-CD changer and a shitty memory\n<Keiichi> it's like an endless supply of new music
bash.org #58148:\n \n<Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"\n<Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up\n<Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid\n<Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
bash.org #58153:\n \n<Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same shit different name if  you ask me\n* Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing the outside world, goodbye.)\n<^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up reasons...\n<hardlined> stfukthx\n* McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net\n* ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.)\n<JafoMatic> laugh
bash.org #58154:\n \n<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih
bash.org #58158:\n \n* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart\n<Locke> ...\n<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
bash.org #58162:\n \n<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now\n<Bart\> where to?\n<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"\n<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do\n<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...\n<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me\n<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum\n<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
bash.org #58170:\n \n<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.\n<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win! \n<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...\n<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.\n<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"\n<Presto> pisses me off\n<jenara> ive clicked it before\n<jenara> turns out, you don't win\n<jenara> you sell your soul\n<jenara> TO THE DEVIL\n<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!\n* Moeser rips off his mouse button\n<Moeser> must.... not... click...
bash.org #58172:\n \n--> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined #perl-fu\n<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower\n<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges\n<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean\n<you_suck> ...\n<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?\n<nekroplasm> wtf\n\n--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net\n<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta here like a boner in sweatpants..)
bash.org #58173:\n \n<Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?\n<Curz> No. It sucks\n<Curz> And it sucks very hard\n<Curz> Now I'm off to suck\n<Curz> Argh\n<Curz> *sleep
bash.org #58178:\n \n*** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net)\n<Amnesia> yo\n<rawhed> yo amnesia\n<rawhed> remember me? ;)
bash.org #58187:\n \n<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much\n<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
bash.org #58188:\n \n<chem> IM my friend gray then\n<chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
bash.org #58191:\n \n*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL\n<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.\n<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
bash.org #58205:\n \n<Kaos> Old school bling\n<Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces\n<Kaos> I'd wear it\n<Agnarth> flava flav\n<steve> bling?\n<steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.
bash.org #58213:\n \n<ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my chest hair.  Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my crotch to my neck.  It's like you're looking from overhead at a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.\n<kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?\n<ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one begins.\n<kierabee> that's a savory image\n<ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.\n<kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?\n<ian_> Can you  braid it for me?
bash.org #58214:\n \n<ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the back of your head and forces you down on his penis?\n<hardlined> haha\n<ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed\n<kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian?\n<hardlined> too much fun for a monday night.\n<ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies,\n<ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick.\n<ian_> The Dick.\n<hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the forceful way.\n<kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've had\n<ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days after I last had sex
bash.org #58222:\n \n<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys\n<brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something
bash.org #58239:\n \n<fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew image. untill your parents go to use it.
bash.org #58247:\n \n<MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM\n<Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with goldfish in them
bash.org #58297:\n \n<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a  bunch of queers
bash.org #58301:\n \n<Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries
bash.org #58316:\n \n<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.\n<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.\n<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!
bash.org #58319:\n \n<patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???\n<Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year olds that goes to Columbia university\n*** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids
bash.org #58392:\n \n<{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like you!\n<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting here\non a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI RAID HD;\ngive a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever will.
bash.org #58417:\n \nRyan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card store i went to, the category for christmas  was labelled "Wednesday, December 25"
bash.org #58421:\n \n<cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said 'i h8 u fgt.'\n<cornbread> I shit you not.
bash.org #58422:\n \n<Spammy> shit. i just ate my brothers christmas present
bash.org #58428:\n \n<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
bash.org #58441:\n \n<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and can't right now... heh?\n<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
bash.org #58447:\n \n<threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month
bash.org #58449:\n \n* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*\n<DrZaius> lmao\n<sneve> haha\n<Air\|THPS2> doc\n<Air\|THPS2> why *.*!?\n<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately\n<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking\n* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
bash.org #58450:\n \n<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye\n<psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye\n<psychicbug> ...again\n<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming\n<psychicbug> hahaha\n<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
bash.org #58454:\n \n<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes\n<Mosqui^> clothes rule\n<Mosqui^> i love clothes\n<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes\n<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
bash.org #58455:\n \n<Matto20V> get lost\n<uneekwahn> I can't\n<uneekwahn> I have a map\n* Matto20V points at his asshole\n* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
bash.org #58471:\n \n<Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me\n<Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*\n<Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
bash.org #58473:\n \n<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password.
bash.org #58482:\n \n*** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep  :)'\n<m0ndi> i guess thats enuff\n<Lottiepie> the topic is too big\n<mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in\n<mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
bash.org #58490:\n \n<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will logitech drivers work?
bash.org #58491:\n \njoerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams\njoerodZ3: it's the route to happiness\nRGarza983: and jailtime
bash.org #58495:\n \n<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.\n<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.\n<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.\n<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
bash.org #58505:\n \n<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
bash.org #58520:\n \n* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn\n<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry teacher\n***later\n<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool\n<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
bash.org #58524:\n \n<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?\n<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
bash.org #58527:\n \n<Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number\n<Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
bash.org #58531:\n \n<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?\n<jnss> i don't say either
bash.org #58532:\n \n<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house\n<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house\n<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me\n<wangschlong> it turns out\n<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
bash.org #58544:\n \n<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money\n<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker\n<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?\n<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.\n<_apostle_> *kind
bash.org #58547:\n \n<crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little ways to surprise them.\n<crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face in a dark parking lot.
bash.org #58548:\n \n<Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.\n<Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at the same time.
bash.org #58591:\n \n*this took place on December 26th\n\n[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>\n[00:02] <berger> haha
bash.org #58600:\n \n<Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm\n<octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?\n<octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?\n<Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen idle\n<octane> thats called `power outage' here.
bash.org #58603:\n \n<jihad> i need crack\n<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com\n<jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
bash.org #58610:\n \n<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this cockroach that was still\n<rover> it died
bash.org #58619:\n \n<Bal> saw lotr2\n<biff\|JK2> u like Bal?\n<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'\n<Lun> LOL
bash.org #58625:\n \n<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp\n<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://www.goatse.cx
bash.org #58627:\n \n(@RyJones) new laptop?\n(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow\n(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
bash.org #58630:\n \n<bi0cide> this is rad\n<bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry\n<bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words\n<bi0cide> errr\n<bi0cide> :\|
bash.org #58633:\n \n< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ...\n< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.\n< back2u> heh.\n< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".\n< back2u> good for you ...\n< pairo> Oh, and "some".\n< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
bash.org #58636:\n \n<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
bash.org #58639:\n \n<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down\n<Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
bash.org #58677:\n \n<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E\n<Miz> there isnt anything using it!\n<Cheez> hotmail?\n<Miz> not visible anyway\n<Miz> nope\n<Miz> no windows open 'cept this\n<Cheez> try killing the process\n* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)\n<Cheez> wrong process...
bash.org #58683:\n \n<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job\n<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
bash.org #58690:\n \n(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]\n(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
bash.org #58715:\n \n<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're born... the guy was clearly horrified.
bash.org #58723:\n \n<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa....\n<Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking\n<Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming....\n<Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
bash.org #58730:\n \nRetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com\nChloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that?\nRetardedCrow: I looked up cock.\nRetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
bash.org #58732:\n \n<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon\n          of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L\n<dreawn> err 10 K\n<dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler.\n<Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen\n<Marmalade420> and i can get money\n<Marmalade420> all\n<dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen.\n<dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large\n          creatures and try to sell it\n<Marmalade420> sure\n<dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of\n          lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some\n          bull gravy out of a tin pail\n<dreawn> nope, nothing at all.
bash.org #58734:\n \n<torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or should i get a 21"?\n<qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19\n<qball> actually it's very tight\n<Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight?\n<ReeferCpe> male or female?
bash.org #58739:\n \n<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to washington >.>\n<rcg> illegal?
bash.org #58742:\n \n<%kc1313> im a good analizer\n[<Nematocyst> ANALIZER?\n<Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER\n<%kc1313> yeah the second
bash.org #58743:\n \n<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit\n<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies.\n<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy.\n<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky\n<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job.\n<@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
bash.org #58748:\n \n<@_aa_> I need more friends\n<@_aa_> good ones\n<@_aa_> instead of bad friends\n<@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends\n<biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P\n<@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep
bash.org #58754:\n \n<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.\n<Tenchi147> it is\n<Tenchi147> in japan...\n<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025\n<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.\n<Tenchi147> it is\n<Tenchi147> in canada\n<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
bash.org #58765:\n \n<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees\n<AlpViper> is that bad\n<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?\n<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad\n<AlpViper> oh dear
bash.org #58770:\n \n* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while trying to make salad dressing
bash.org #58781:\n \n<KMQ> foo is not xxxx\n<Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx\n<KMQ> no...\n<KMQ> fooo can be xxxx\n<Skunks> heh\n<KMQ> but not foo\n<Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the variable :P
bash.org #58790:\n \n<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap
bash.org #58800:\n \n<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when you see p133 and think 'plee'...
bash.org #58801:\n \n<jre> WHAT?  They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM?\n<jre> What losers\n<jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me
bash.org #58815:\n \n<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease\n<`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*
bash.org #58825:\n \ntom: I deep throated a banana once\ntom: I'm good at it\ntom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho
bash.org #58831:\n \n<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."\n<jre> Primitive Methodists\n<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
bash.org #58832:\n \n<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free?
bash.org #58844:\n \nSquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice.\nSquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head.\nblindpyro: wtf.\nblindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer.\nSquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.
bash.org #58846:\n \n<TheThree> your special?\n<Mj> you're\n<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks\n<Mj> grammar\n<TheThree> as dose my spelling\n<Mj> does\n<TheThree> i give up
bash.org #58852:\n \n<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME\n<_ry0suke_> deFAG\n* Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE)\n* Donut has joined #walktheplank\n<Donut> HEY WAIT\n<Donut> F U =(\n* Donut has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<_ry0suke_> :(
bash.org #58858:\n \n<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard\n<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts\n<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now\n<domenow> yeah, mine too\n<domenow> I mean... err.
bash.org #58860:\n \n<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada\n<Lithium> easy peasy\n<stephen> all ports?\n<Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine\n<Lithium> i tried before\n<Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports\n<Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P
bash.org #58869:\n \n<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man\n<My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
bash.org #58871:\n \n<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs\n<Agent> You should see a doctor about that.\n<Agent> 18 secs?!\n<king_minkus> :D\n<king_minkus> yep\n<king_minkus> my hand is good\n<king_minkus> DAMN good\n<Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :)\n<Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic\n<Silent_Remorse> ;p\n<king_minkus> i repeat\n<king_minkus> my hand is good\n<Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
bash.org #58894:\n \n<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it?\n<@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor\n<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
bash.org #58901:\n \n<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you\n<@Shadoe> EVAR\n<Vladimere> yeah yeah\n<Vladimere> i've heard it before\n<Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard\n<@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
bash.org #58910:\n \n<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat\n<bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =)\n<+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
bash.org #58923:\n \n<Shadoe> baby collars\n<Shadoe> hahaha\n<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*\n<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
bash.org #58951:\n \nLukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was\nLukerul1: i wanted to cry
bash.org #58965:\n \n* jesus takes off your pants.\n* Sexypants is now known as Sexy\n<jesus> rawr\n<Sexy> jesus took off my pants\n<Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways
bash.org #58967:\n \n<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :/\n<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys\n<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps!  Yesterday was cleanup day\n<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
bash.org #58970:\n \n<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain or a bubbler?\n<Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler\n<Mich> it must be a regional thing\n<Mich> everyone here says bubbler\n<Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
bash.org #58995:\n \n<Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday\n<RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal?\n<Rackshack-GregM> hah\n<Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio
bash.org #58997:\n \n<Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.\n<kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?
bash.org #58999:\n \n<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets filled with money\n<Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important part is cash\n<SiWaRD> you're chinese?\n<SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean\n<Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese\n<Ishtar-AFK> wtf\n<Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions\n* sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs\n<sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions <- you mean communism?\n<SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts?\n<sweeps> do they fly?
bash.org #59018:\n \n<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today\n<PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-(\n<Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?
bash.org #59027:\n \n<biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn? WTF?\n<biXen> I dont have any animal porn!\n<biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black guys in them, they can go as animals
bash.org #59054:\n \n<Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind\n<Cithorn> Tell me if you die\n<AntiarcPrime> If  I'm dead, I can't typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd \n* AntiarcPrime dies\n<AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No) \n<AntiarcPrime> Yes \n* AntiarcPrime respawns\n<Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a Final Fantasy Villain
bash.org #59057:\n \n<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode +i. :/\n<Kel> geek nightmares
bash.org #59062:\n \n<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches!\n<smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens\n<smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park\n<smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power\n<smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17\n<smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight\n<smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness\n<smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants...\n<smackfoo> um\n<smackfoo> you guys know the rest\n<Cithorn> Keep going\n<Cithorn> I'm not done yet
bash.org #59078:\n \n<Riz> if Ron Jeremy dies I'm gonna put in a request for a "organ" donation
bash.org #59084:\n \n<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty from my exgirlfriend\n<onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick\n<onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage\n<onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her anymore
bash.org #59086:\n \nRetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the bus."\nRetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.\nEsotcalag: Oh god....\nRetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers, wtf?\nRetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'\nRetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.\nEsotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to the back of the bus.\nRetardedCrow: They still do...\nRetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
bash.org #59091:\n \n<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you
bash.org #59104:\n \n<Squanky> I hope they gave me the right CPU because I paid $350 for it
bash.org #59120:\n \n<sgamer> man\n<sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke\n<NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!\n<sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again\n<NookieMonster> by tasting better?\n<sgamer> and they need a commercial\n<sgamer> during the super bowl\n<sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl\n<NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...\n<sgamer> and she does this:\n<sgamer> takes a drink\n<sgamer> *ahhh*\n<sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"\n<sgamer> then keeps drinking\n<sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin\n<NookieMonster> Thats great!!\n<sgamer> i am an advertising genius
bash.org #59132:\n \n<KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino\n<TrueBlue> The front is like a car!\n<TrueBlue> The back is like a truck!\n<TrueBlue> The front is where we sit!\n<TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!
bash.org #59145:\n \n<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ?\n<@tenfour> yeah\n<@tenfour> 1998
bash.org #59161:\n \n<Monte`SS`> what?\n<Monte`SS`> i'm curious\n<pagan> so are homosexuals\n<pagan> :(\n<Monte`SS`> haha
bash.org #59170:\n \n<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed
bash.org #59175:\n \n<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC\n<Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin
bash.org #59195:\n \n<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol\n<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls\n<nersh> but why do it on the internet
bash.org #59202:\n \n<Ecko24> yo does anyone have a driver for an ethernet cable?
bash.org #59225:\n \n* marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) has joined #nullrewted\n* marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost)))\n* marc_ (marc@nullrewted.org) has joined #nullrewted\n<marc_> damnit wrong one\n* marc (marc@nullrewted.org) Quit (Killed (marc_ (ghost)))
bash.org #59243:\n \n<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups.\n<r-beretta> that's a first\n<[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups?\n<r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me\n<r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN
bash.org #59248:\n \n*** Laney has joined #everything\n<Laney> hi.\n<turboke> lo.\n<ninjapenguin> in the middle
bash.org #59256:\n \n* ChanServ (ChanServ@Services.GamesNET.net) Quit (*.net *.split)\n<DopefishJustin> damn chanserv\n<DopefishJustin> they should rename it NegroServ because it never works
bash.org #59292:\n \n<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father...\n<Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain?\n<Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable"
bash.org #59312:\n \n<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!"
bash.org #59334:\n \n* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD\n<@gryp> he's tight ^\n<@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night?\n* IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD\n<@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped
bash.org #59335:\n \n<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons?\n<fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as well
bash.org #59471:\n \n<r0bert> you are officially a complete and utter moron. \n<Evil_Girl_55> no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u dope
bash.org #59500:\n \n(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people marmite\n(bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them
bash.org #59517:\n \nDasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican?\nDasKrav: Put it under the soap.\nsse2122: Bastard.
bash.org #59551:\n \n<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. \n<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" \n<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED
bash.org #59595:\n \n<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to support mixed-case arguments\n<chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match 'start' and 'stop' in\n<chris> your case statement.  While technically, there is nothing wrong with the\n<chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and [Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp].  Using\n<chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive."\n<reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE] [fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]"\n<reflector> match that, asshole.
bash.org #59612:\n \n<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol\n<blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs
bash.org #59623:\n \n<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod?\n<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a completely sepereate mod?\n<J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game
bash.org #59633:\n \nbarra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan?\nGoliath\|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes\nbarra: what?\nGoliath\|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan\nbarra: how?\nGoliath\|LoTR II = Winner: sign up
bash.org #59641:\n \n<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue merry and pippin from the ents\n<Tumbleweed> would you?\n<Fat-Burrick> good point
bash.org #59642:\n \n<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys nipple in that\npic\n<LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore" games?
bash.org #59645:\n \n<Ang3lus> half life was lame star trek rip off
bash.org #59649:\n \n* mod7t9z730 has joined #sojaHASH\n<mod7t9z730> ehe lets spam these soja lamas ;)\n<mod7t9z730> oops wrong chan\n<+CHiPiTA> lmao\n* sH_Lime sets mode +b *!*@pD9E7C066.dip0.t-ipconnect.de\n*** mod7t9z730 has been kicked by sH_Lime (wrong chan)
bash.org #59663:\n \n<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n?\n<PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet?\n<Jedi_Vader20> whoops
bash.org #59666:\n \n<Mario> were is evesyone?\n<penfold> in graamer school\n<penfold> grammar*\n<penfold> damnit, it backfired :\
bash.org #59671:\n \n<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position\n<kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons
bash.org #59674:\n \n(djaby) ohh k me frm marz\n(djaby) visit sum time...\n(djaby) its a cooool place\n(djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz...\n(st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth\n(djaby) u there zip....\n(djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit..\n(djaby) :)\n(st0vbold) sure I am\n(djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also...\n(djaby) :)\n(djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:)\n(djaby) lol\n(st0vbold) go back to dalnet\n(djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil bann u in a sec ??? :)\n(djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....
bash.org #59676:\n \n<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine\n<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him
bash.org #59684:\n \n<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and you know what girl is on camara
bash.org #59685:\n \n<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove\n<Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.
bash.org #59686:\n \n<unrealer> shit\n<unrealer> who is good at medic here?\n<unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're vain to dissove?\n<unrealer> i think i popped my vain\n<unrealer> shit\n<PInK-PSy> o_O\n<unrealer> its at my leg\n<PInK-PSy> sucks to be you\n<unrealer> .... ... ...\n<BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein".\n* PInK-PSy nods\n<unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream stuck\n<unrealer> its all hard and shit\n<unrealer> compair to my other leg\n<PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer\n<PInK-PSy> and do something about it =
bash.org #59687:\n \n<+MegamanX2K> buh\n<@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X\n<+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off\n<@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now?\n<+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush\n<+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg?\n<@Dragon_Ninja> LOL\n<+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go "KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^"
bash.org #59692:\n \n* Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu)\n<____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about globalisation
bash.org #59693:\n \n<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker\n<Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts\n<Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read\n<Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school\n<Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts\n<Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!"\n<Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves"\n<Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!"\n<Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf"\n<Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/
bash.org #59703:\n \n<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen\n<AdmiralPJ> yes i know\n<ari> That's precognition, not telepathy\n<ari> Ah, damnit...\n<ari> Good one
bash.org #59718:\n \n<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good\n<Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets matrix style
bash.org #59726:\n \n<Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply, to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city\n<Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump and kissable"\n<Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of anthrax
bash.org #59731:\n \n<Anatole> That bot was from Russia.\n<Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well!\n<Rev> Russian...so it begins...\n<Anatole> And a name.\n<Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting.\n<DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now\n<RAPEAPE> yeah\n<DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC\n<RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS\n<Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots.  But will the americans retaliate? \n<DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE\n<DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses!\n<Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile.\n<DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low level version of klez\n<DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love Bug" virus\n<Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme music.
bash.org #59732:\n \n<Runed> soft toilet paper :)\n<Runed> makes you want to sit there and wipe your ass all day :(
bash.org #59744:\n \n<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket!\n<@omega> out?\n<+Tincan> yeah i guess\n<+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it\n<@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket.\n<+Tincan> lolol
bash.org #59749:\n \n<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.\n<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
bash.org #59757:\n \n<sKratch> you know what?  if we could choose our nationality at birth, there would be no canada\n<sKratch> or it would just be a country full of morons\n<sKratch> oh wait...
bash.org #59763:\n \n<Nark> flash2 is the easiest shit to learn next to wanking off to Pamela Anderson
bash.org #59788:\n \n<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS FUCKING ME didn't crash\n<+sysys> er\n<+sysys> WINDOWS ME\n<+sysys> that didnt come out right\n<@spacemank> LOL
bash.org #59803:\n \n<Hemlock> cloning one's pet doesn't seem that costly\n<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this\n<Compute> hem:  you can't clone rocks, dumbass
bash.org #59830:\n \n<DislocatedStyle8> *God attacks True_Yoshi dealing .0000000000000000001 damage*
bash.org #59834:\n \n<@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright brothers just invented airplane\n<Tdot> airplane?\n<Tdot> O_o\n\n<@DarkHoly> see?
bash.org #59839:\n \n<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie  \n<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it \n<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest \n<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience\n<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
bash.org #59847:\n \n<Swift> I need lemonade.\n<dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.\n<supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.
bash.org #59863:\n \n<phrenzy> i went to laser force yesterday all that cs made me really good\n<a3LegdCat> so you camped like a mofo?
bash.org #59874:\n \n* dazalyn *wisks* off her bra... aaaahhhhh freedom\n<nymph`grl> daz: Hehehe. This is why I love tank-tops with the shelf bra.\n<dazalyn> my boobs are too big for the shelf bra to actually work...\n<dazalyn> i wear them anyway\n<dazalyn> lol\n<nymph`grl> same here, lol\n<Wildcard`> too much information\n<nymph`grl> on a DDD it's really hard to keep them in check in those things. :)\n<shayden> too much information?\n<shayden> not enough visuals
bash.org #59880:\n \n<fetman> when I read the quotes on bash.org I feel that I too wan't to be as stupid as they are and make such stupid comments and make everyone laugh\n<fetman> How do I become as stupid as they are?\n<tfg> There are two steps, as follows:\n<tfg> 1) Bang your head repeatedly on the wall until you pass out\n<tfg> 2) Repeat step 1 until you get that stupid idea that you can actually be funny out of your head
bash.org #59894:\n \n<tamrfc> HOW DO YOU CHANGE A .ZIP FILE TO .EXE I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR ABOUT 40 MINS NOW.
bash.org #59896:\n \n<Nvrmr> were gonna have stalkers\n<Nvrmr> gonna have turks knocking on our door asking how to use FlashFXP
bash.org #59927:\n \n<KeeperX> <zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG\n<KeeperX> <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?\n<Flaming_Duck> oh god\n<Flaming_Duck> look at the JPG\n<Flaming_Duck> that's so gay\n<KeeperX> yes, that is gay\n<KeeperX> external CDROM
bash.org #59967:\n \n<stormo> im watching the best movie atm..\n<Aurian> why is it so good??\n<stormo> any film where a clown fingerfucks a nun has got to be good\n<Aurian> okay, i now consider myself lucky for not watching it\n<Aurian> isn't it meant to be about ninjas???\n<stormo> now they're having actual sex\n<stormo> yeah\n<stormo> the nun is a ninja in disguise\n<Aurian> ahh\n<Aurian> and who's the clown?\n<stormo> another ninja\n<stormo> look, i'm not watching this film for it's complex and involved plot
bash.org #59970:\n \n<SithAdmin> * Now talking in #rape.support\n<SithAdmin> * Retrieving #rape info...\n<SithAdmin> * SithAdmin changes topic to 'You were all begging for it!'\n<SithAdmin> * You were kicked from #rape.support by RSBot (banned!)
bash.org #59995:\n \n<comet_11> can't you just see someone using quake to learn how to kill?\n<comet_11> "...So then I ran up to him with my rocket launcher, even though I couldn't find the quad damage anywhere. He turned and I swear he was going to fire a slime ball at me. I tried to strafe, but someone must have set my mouse/keyboard combo up wrong and I turned backwards and fell over."
bash.org #60012:\n \n<zamros> THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT
bash.org #60025:\n \n<WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer\n<Supachikn> www.superchicken.com\n<\|Cheez\|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx\n<Supachikn> www.tubgirl.com\n<Dekkon> www.dekkon.com\n<WTM2K> i hate you all
bash.org #60049:\n \n<DooD> and for the record i worship kim -_-\n<``Erik> kim? one of my playtoys is named kim\n<DooD> you name your blowup dolls?
bash.org #60053:\n \n<seph2k> The idea of old people getting it on makes me SICK *BARF*. MANDATORY CASTRATION AFTER THE AGE 60. Man I hate people.\n<toad-> I agree with seph2k\n<toad-> I think old people should be killed at birth
bash.org #60058:\n \n<@nakranial> i think i want to go see the two towers in theatres... it'd be fun\n<@gz> if you can stand the swarms of 12 year olds\n<@nakranial> stand?  maybe there's some 12 year old hotties there\n<@Blaxthos> i don't think 12 yr old hottie bitches frequent lord of the rings movies\n<@Blaxthos> i like to hang out at the roller rink\n<@Blaxthos> you can skate right up next to them and if you time it right you can knock them right into the corner where it's all dark and they're knocked out cold and no one is the wiser
bash.org #60061:\n \n<FlaVouR> if http was cooler it would be YO!/SUP!
bash.org #60066:\n \n<polyWog> my welfare sim family keeps having babies\n<polyWog> how true to life
bash.org #60092:\n \n<KaRn> so if i made a million $ american and moved to canada.....i'd be richer?
bash.org #60103:\n \n<xNichG> 'when nuclear weapons... attack.'\n<xNichG> next on fox \n<Darwin> seriously?\n<xNichG> no
bash.org #60108:\n \n<@Scarecr0w> Guest67082, we are the performers of a new play called " You are a fuck-wit"... wanna join?\n<Guest67082> ok
bash.org #60112:\n \n<@widea`way> if i wanted the CIA to track me, id buy a cell phone too
bash.org #60113:\n \n<Bleepy> hmm this isn't good... not good atall\n<Bleepy> i have an auto responder to my emails, and so does my friend i emailed, and umm it kept boucning, and now i have 17041 emails (16000 of which cannot be displayed)\n<Daishi> that waas you!?!
bash.org #60114:\n \n<KBC> brb, i think i heard a girl say "desperate" about 3 miles away
bash.org #60115:\n \n<+Rustblade> I'm so angry!!\n<+Rustblade> fucking computer\n<+Rustblade> I'm gonna kick it\n* +Rustblade kicks his computer *\nQuits: Rustblade (rustblade@northface.intercarve.net) (Remote host closed the connection)
bash.org #60119:\n \n<Zaboomafoo`> aw shit someone help me!\n<Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was\n<Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out!\n<saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?\n<Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;
bash.org #60120:\n \n<Blinxuh> damnit\n<Blinxuh> I can't order any of this shit because of these damn economy fluctuations\n<Spudnewt> fluctuations? fluck chu asians?\n<Spudnewt> well, fuck you too, americans
bash.org #60124:\n \n<froggie> short lines are bad, mmmkay? please add to your short lines, to make them long. like this, y'see? long lines, good. short lines bad. pretty simple. I'm goint to beat you, acidblood. I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE BEACHES!\n<froggie> actually, I'll play volleyball with you on the beaches\n<froggie> I'll fight you online on IRC and DoD maybe one day. but either way, I'll fight you in a verbose and extended mannor so that I may be one step closer to that almighty long winning line! haha! madman? ME? of course, thankyou.\n<acidblood>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Does this count as a long line?\n<froggie> no.
bash.org #60125:\n \n<Lookn4Poon> i'm in big trouble\n*** thekhan_b has joined #d2jsp\n<Lookn4Poon> i'm pretty sure the doctor is gonna finger my ass tomorrow morning\n<Lookn4Poon> i'm trying to hold in the poop so he can get his finger dirty
bash.org #60133:\n \n<wob> I WANT TO CRUCIFY JESUS AND THEN PULL HIS EYEBALLS OUT SO I CAN SKULLLLLLLFUCCCKKKK HIM. ALSO DAD WOULDN'T LEND ME THE KEYS TO THE CAR SATAN WILL DEVOUR HIM.\n<wob> i should really be in the music biz
bash.org #60134:\n \n<@Vexer`> we went out last night to mcdonalds then to a movie with some muslims :P.. i was lookin' for you to see if oyu wanted to come\n<@elf> haha\n<@elf> like i would want to go to a movie with muslims\n<@elf> you guys played rock-scissors-paper to see who got to drive the explosive-loaded car into the theatre, didnt you
bash.org #60137:\n \n<Superpig> my uncle has a celeron\n<Superpig> would XP run on it, do you think?\n<ravuya> about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso\n<ravuya> and with bricks tied to its head\n<ravuya> at the bottom of a solid concrete pool\n<ravuya> filled with dead corpses and rocks\n<Superpig> so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then\n<ravuya> more or less
bash.org #60139:\n \n<True_Hitoare> Yeah, it's amazing this abacus gets internet access... :p
bash.org #60140:\n \n<DeeCee> they made white chocolate so little black kids could get messy too
bash.org #60143:\n \n<SJr> ped did you know I am 1000 weeks old today\n<SJr> Mook did you know I am 1000 weeks old today\n<SJr> Mojo did you know I am 1000 weeks old today\n<SJr> Liam did you know I am 1000 weeks old today\n<Mook> no I didn't know that\n<Mook> happy kiloweek
bash.org #60151:\n \n<DooD> why is it that it's always the biggest, ugliest, burliest men that get gender reassignment surgery?\n<DooD> i could see getting surgery if you're like, 5 foot 3 and look kinda like a girl...\n<DooD> but all these 6'4" 250 pound men with stubble and a voice deeper than james earl jones going "i feel like a woman trapped in a man's body" ...\n<suzu> if you're already feminine cute looking\n<suzu> you wouldn't need the surgery\n<DooD> suzu: sure you would\n<DooD> get rid of the optional material\n<suzu> no way\n<suzu> cuz the pretty feminine ones\n<suzu> would think "i'm so fucking sexy"\n<DooD> would think "im so fucking sexy it's ok to have a penis" ?
bash.org #60155:\n \n<Spazz> I saw the sign\n<Spazz> and it openned up my eyes\n<Spazz> I saw the sign\n<[IX]Korup> i saw your mom, and it openned up my eyes, i saw your mom. talk about scary. big fat and hairy.\n<[IX]Korup> i remember saying that to my brother back in the day
bash.org #60158:\n \n<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> <Harm> anyone have an example ipfilter config they're willing to share?\n<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> #linux\n<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lo\n<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> l\n<Hat> <[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> how do I save a linux file again\n<[P-G]Secret[-SGC-]> lol fuck you
bash.org #60165:\n \n<Poo> Imagine my surprise when Jim said the Hamtaro girl was hot and I was weirded out cause she was a 5th grade girl\n<Poo> Then I found out he was talking about the hamster
bash.org #60182:\n \n<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old daughter\n<Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the hidden cam
bash.org #60200:\n \n<cjj> DUDE! remember that uber fine hunnie 5'4 110 pounds hazel eyes c cup i told you about?\n<Bi0hazard> the chick who got naked?\n<cjj> no no :)  that is kayli! im talking about "vanessa" well she turned out to be uber nasty! 5'4 210 pounds !!! im done meeting girls off the internet!\n<cjj> i had to like run to the milkshake shop and lead a trail of shakes away from my house\n<cjj> than i made a quick gettaway in the car and left her ass like 5 miles from her home\n<cjj> grrr brb kayli just called :P  maybe i wont retire from this net pimping just yet
bash.org #60249:\n \n<ke1th> i go into the bank..\n<ke1th> and the teller says\n<ke1th> please sign here\n<ke1th> so, i get the pen\n<ke1th> and sign\n<ke1th> ke1th kennedy\n<ke1th> and hand it back to her\n<ke1th> as she looks as me strangely.\n<ke1th> and i'm wondering wtf did i do now.
bash.org #60268:\n \n<CactusJac> STEVEL = WELL I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW IT FUCKING PISSED ME OFF AND THERE WAS SOME GREASEBALL IN THE BACK ROOM WHO LOOKED LIKE THIS JOKER, SO I GUESS MY ADVICE IS TO WATCH YOUR STEP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, BECAUSE ALL BETS ARE OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE IN THE MORNING, AND YOU FORGET TO BRING YOUR WALLET OR WEAR PANTS, AND THE FUCKING COPS PULL YOU OVER BECAUSE YOUR EYES AREN'T SO GREAT ANYMORE
bash.org #60271:\n \n<@Pimp-Jojo> mc... i saw a guy in a wheelchair begging for money and playing a flute\n<@Pimp-Jojo> couple of hours later i saw him gettng chased by the police on foot \n<@Pimp-Jojo> i mean wtf \n<+_Mc_> still doesnt beat my tramp with the cardboard cutout banjo
bash.org #60280:\n \n<joshwil> CREED frontman Scott Stapp was reportedly "high out of his mind and could not sing" at the band's Chicago show at Allstate arena Sunday night (Dec. 29), nearly falling down numerous times during the performance. \n<Deathlove> Jac, God told him to get wrecked.\n<CactusJac> He drank too deeply from the blood of Christ I guess.
bash.org #60290:\n \n<Imaginos> damn\n<Imaginos> my neices cat ran away\n<Imaginos> i said it went to kitty land, so she wants to know where kitty land is\n<Imaginos> i bring up my browser\n<Imaginos> type in www.kittyland.com \n<Imaginos> and then closed it as fast as humanly possible
bash.org #60291:\n \n<Boogieman> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"\n<Boogieman> and she said "yes"\n<Boogieman> and I just sorta stared\n<Boogieman> cause I don't usually get that far\n<Boogieman> and I didn't have anything to say
bash.org #60297:\n \n<kierabee> though the idea of 'talking dirty' with you does numb my brain a little\n<ian_> OK, I'll start so you can get the hang of it.  "I slowly remove your top and spread hummus around your armpits, inhaling the intertwining BO and chick-pea aroma"\n<kierabee> that's great
bash.org #60314:\n \n<@psychotik> luckily i bought my booze tomorrow\n<@psychotik> er\n<@psychotik> yesterday
bash.org #60353:\n \n<Exor[B-A]> gay\n<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> yes exor you are good to see you came to terms\n<Exor[B-A]> fk me\n<Exor[B-A]> ;\
bash.org #60361:\n \n<[zc]snuggles> my sister is 13\n<[zc]snuggles> I found porn on her compueter =/\n<[asm]ryan> man porn?\n<[zc]snuggles> NO AND TAHTS THE THING\n<[zc]snuggles> LESBO PORN\n<[asm]ryan> HAHAHAH\n<[zc]snuggles> hell I copied it to my computer before deleting it
bash.org #60365:\n \n* Joins: Unix (Unix@ppp1146.nsw.padsl.internode.on.net)\n\n-> [Unix] VERSION\n[Unix VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey\n<BenZor> rofl @ Unix.\n<Unix> ?
bash.org #60371:\n \n* Stan (Stan@dhcp024-209-052-025.neo.rr.com) has joined #techfreax\n<Stan> what's c++?\n<hypnetric> it's a rap artist\n<Stan> he's good?\n<hypnetric> lives in chicago\n<Klone> He's almost as good as Java.\n<hypnetric> yeah java owns\n<Stan> do i compare to any of them?\n<Klone> No, dude. Java is hardcore.
bash.org #60459:\n \n<MikeSweetser> FWIW, 1/1/2003 is essentially the 20th anniversary of the Internet.\n<MikeSweetser> Basically, the day that ARPANET switched its protocol to TCP/IP.\n<kuribo> MikeSweetser: in unrelated news, 1/2/2003 is the 20th anniversary of warez :)
bash.org #60469:\n \n<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room\n<beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes
bash.org #60471:\n \n<TripleRach> But really I could never find abortion acceptable because I don't know I have all this maternally love stuff and I want to have lots of kids someday\n<ksennin> TripleRach, I can help you.\n<ksennin> I happen to be producing upwards of 1,000 sperms per second.\n<TripleRach> ...\n<ksennin> Hypothetically, I could double the world's population in a couple of weeks.
bash.org #60523:\n \n<fcastle> I HAD A NIGHTMARE\n<fcastle> IT ALL STARTED NORMAL\n<fcastle> 10101010\n<fcastle> 10110011\n<fcastle> THEN ALL OF A SUDAN\n<fcastle> 1100102\n<snooz> GAAAAH
bash.org #60525:\n \n<Hostility> so let me get this\n<Hostility> ur in a room with ur comp\n<Hostility> typing on a keyboard... not with ur fingers\n<Hostility> but with ur face\n<Hostility> with nothing on but a hat?\n<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> y6esw
bash.org #60566:\n \n*** Cav has left #rice\n*** Cav has joined #rice\n<Cav> whoops\n<Cav> wtf did i click then\n<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...\n<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..
bash.org #60568:\n \n<decay`> wanna know whats good about 12 year olds, you put them in a shower and slck there hair.. it makes them look 8
bash.org #60633:\n \n<perlplexer> perldoc .eh\n<perldoc> .eh is western sahara\n<perlplexer> hmm, i was expecting Canada\n<deus> unfortunately no registrar exists for .eh\n<deus> or i would get aboot.eh\n<deus> and start irc'ing in #ontario and #vancouver from what.is.this.all.aboot.eh
bash.org #60643:\n \n<Sarin_Died> I forgot to turn off the alarm on my alarm clock last night, so the radio turned on at 10:30am thismorning\n<Sarin_Died> and I hear a car commercial saying "Attention, would the person with the late 1980's station wagon with fake wood panels please move your car, you are blocking 7 parking places" and I got up thinking DAMNIT I have to move my car
bash.org #60660:\n \n<Mank> Happy New Year.\n<Mank> 666 + 1337 = 2003\n<Anders> So the Antichrist is to arrive this year in the form of a preteen hacker?\n<Chris_A> It's the Ap0cA1yp53!!!!111\n<Mank> a11 uR j3suz r b3lonG 2 US!!!!!!
bash.org #60700:\n \n<hobbit> omg... the reporter on the news just said 'they saw the suspect busting off a nine mm'\n<dis^> hah\n<hobbit> thats kinda unprofessional..\n<DSLDemon> lol\n<hobbit> using slang in a news report..\n<DSLDemon> yup it is\n<dis^> yeah it is\n<dis^> sounds good though\n<hobbit> <reporter> And then it was said that he Popped a cap in one of his own niggahs... he then proceded to roll with his homies and down a 40\n<dis^> lol\n<dis^> cool\n<hobbit> <reporter> Back to you in the studihizzy
bash.org #60708:\n \n* Hitler has entered #world\n* Hitler sets mode: -judaism\n* Hitler was kicked from #world by Bullet (NO NAZIS)
bash.org #60763:\n \n* lavhoes is now known as Jesus\n\n-RPGServ:#pvponline- <Roll for Jesus [1d20]: 12>  \n<Jesus> JESUS SAVES!
bash.org #60805:\n \n<mutey> whats the lowest priority in linux?\n<smcn> mutey: ease of use
bash.org #60807:\n \n<Russell> he told me to max out the damn card, but I would have felt guilty as hell if I did, so I just ordered 5 games, an S-Video cable, memory card, LOTR extended version, 2 cable extensions, and B&W with expansion
bash.org #60822:\n \n<Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks\n<Hinkey> acid does\n<Threeboy> you now what has the worst flashbacks?\n<Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.
bash.org #60846:\n \n1:35a (mdxi) twenty-three hours of logs for this month and already 9 searches for "legolas porn" and 2 for, even more disturbingly, "gimli porn"\n1:35a (mdxi) some days i think we should all just go back to fidonet
bash.org #60866:\n \n<@dustin> tonight is not my night\n<@Patrick> ?\n<@dustin> i was putting on some socks..and when i was pulled the sock up, my hand slipped and hit my nuts..then i fell over cause it hurt so bad and when i fell i hit my head on the counter\n<@dustin> :(\n<@Patrick> wheres the fire?\n<@dustin> ermm?\n<@Patrick> why were you pulling your socks up so fast\n<@dustin> i wanted to get back on irc
bash.org #60889:\n \n(@Cypher) a hornet just flew inside :/\n(Owen) OMG CALL A SWAT TEAM
bash.org #60904:\n \n<Squiggle> Also:the bottom ones [on bash.org] are some of the best\n<Squiggle> They're all about niggers\n<Squiggle> Niggers  =  funny\n<Sulzanti> Not if you have to be in smelling distance
bash.org #60930:\n \n<@jwz> yeah, apparently I was getting shafted by perl's distinction between returning a single value, and returning a single value.
bash.org #60932:\n \n<voltstfu> :(\n<voltstfu> you suck :(\n<voltstfu> i hope you have a hernia that spills into your testicle sack\n<voltstfu> and then when they operate\n<voltstfu> and resituate the intestinal tract behind a screen of iron mesh in your abdomen\n<voltstfu> ...\n<voltstfu> fuck it, i think the hernia is bad enough
bash.org #60985:\n \n<ex0> i think i'm crazy\n<ex0> i talk to myself in real life\n<ex0> ... i'm like a real life gollum\n<ex0> minus the fugly\n<ex0> plus 7 inches
bash.org #60996:\n \n<Realfloat> why does gcc makes exe files?\n<Apollo-> *blink*\n<Apollo-> maybe because it's a compiler?
bash.org #60997:\n \n<Godsey> I want to beta test EverQuest 2 and get paid for it\n<etrigan> oh i'd do that but so would tons of gamers :/\n<Godsey> I'm highly qualified :)\n<Godsey> I am fat and have BO
bash.org #61020:\n \n<Aurican> i remember when GavJCD tried to nuke me...word nuke in a private msg....he eventually flooded himself off
bash.org #61023:\n \n<Waynebo> Today was haiku day in English class!\n<Waynebo> My haiku was Guy in front of me/ Does not know he is asian/ Karate chop him\n<Waynebo> The guy in front of me's haiku was Guy behind of me / Wants to karate chop me/ I am very scared
bash.org #61025:\n \nI like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough" he then transfered schools
bash.org #61048:\n \n<RS-Ryan> crap.. i'm having a blonde moument, what's IGMP again?\n<Not_RS_Webby> shit beats the fuck out of me\n<Not_RS_Webby> im drunk\n<RS-Ryan> God you Cisco support techs suck
bash.org #61064:\n \n<aleks_> anybody know of a linux app that performs an operation similar to windows XP's "bridge network"?\n<@Lion-O> aleks_: first of all, what does that thing do ?\n<PufF-> its a cheat to get around the 'hassle' of subnet'ing\n<@Lion-O> aleks_: oh, then I have a solution. Cheat and ask a real admin to set it up for you, then take the glory.  I guess the app would be called "mail".
bash.org #61085:\n \n<Oolong> <Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you\n<Oolong> he forgot convinced they're japanese\n<Oolong> "aya, Britney Spears no kawaii desu nyo! ^O^^^O^O^^O^"
bash.org #61110:\n \n<Ralp> Does it pop up a window that says "WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address!  With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attack your computer!  Click here to enlarge your penis!"
bash.org #61127:\n \n<aweigh> Physical pain?\n<aweigh> Sign me up.\n<WussyBoy> Pain can be fun, but certainly not in a sexual way\n<aweigh> Obviously you've never had a donkey punch.\n<Galvatron> ...that was in no way appropriate
bash.org #61129:\n \n<Paden> some of you people have the smallist ego in the world and you get your jollys off buy ban/kicking someone well thats sad you pick on me becouse i have bad grammer and can't spell good well you need to look you're fag ass in the mirror and look at a dumb fuck who has no life and will never have one and the only girlfrien you ever had was palmla handerson ans her 5 friends \n<Alarach> guess that's not me. \n<Minion> smallest \n<Minion> jollies \n<Minion> grammar \n<Alarach> because \n<Venkmen> because \n<Venkmen> grammar \n<Alarach> your \n<Paden> fuck you \n<Minion> haha \n<Venkmen> your \n<Paden> fuck you \n<Alarach> girlfriend
bash.org #61147:\n \n<Dark_Ayanami> Popups have been around since the dawn of porn. Prehistoric, pornographic cave paintings would interrupt primitive man's masturbation with other paintings popping up hawking larger genitalia/clubs/wheels/fires.\n<Dark_Ayanami> Then the first man would bash the new painter with his club (a primitive version of a mouse) and get back to "work".\n<Dark_Ayanami> This is the first demonstrated case of "popup rage".
bash.org #61227:\n \n<Tont0> TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue
bash.org #61239:\n \n<maff> i know how to curb your childs videogame addiction\n<maff> buy them a mac
bash.org #61272:\n \n<Yora> *dryly* you arent paying for it and the company doesnt make money off you playing, what would you call it?\n<FireIsFun> Grand Theft Data
bash.org #61317:\n \n* [TxC]-LaSeK is back from having hot sex. I was gone for 3secs
bash.org #61341:\n \n<Clay> cs is like the eqivalent of eminem every 13year old loves it
bash.org #61348:\n \n<Bruns> I got used to people calling me 'Miss' or 'Maam' on the phone when doing support\n<Bruns> then they apologize like crazy after I tell them my name\n<Bruns> "Oh, I'm sorry sir.  Its just that..."\n<Bruns> "...That I sound like a girl.  I know.  Thanks for reminding me."
bash.org #61351:\n \n* @PsykoDave eats his King Sized Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle\n<@GregTG> Wow dave.\n<@GregTG> That's a long way to go for a synonym of "cock"
bash.org #61362:\n \n<ruckuz> but then again i was really poor as a child. good thing i was a boy otherwise i wouldn't have had anything to play with
bash.org #61444:\n \n<Cloudy_Bear> hey you know how on the simpsons when they scream, their tongues kinda vibrate?\n<Cloudy_Bear> well anyway, I was practicing doing that in the bathroom\n<Cloudy_Bear> and this girl like walks in and is like "uhmm.... hi..?"
bash.org #61470:\n \n<P1E> greetings, IRCMonkey \n<IRCMonkey> Hi, I'm just wandering here, irc 1st timer!\n<P1E> there's first time for everything I guess\n<P1E> =]\n<IRCMonkey> :-))\n<IRCMonkey> Good bye! See you!\n<-- IRCMonkey has quit (Client Quit)\n<P1E> wow, that was, er, short\n<CharlieG> the first time usually is
bash.org #61490:\n \n<Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.
bash.org #61513:\n \n<Scibert> Three @s for the IRCops under the sky\n\n<Scibert> Seven for the Op Lords in their channels of stone\n\n<Scibert> Nine for Mortal Chatters doomed to die\n\n<Scibert> One for the Dark Peer on his Dark Throne\n\n<Scibert> In the land of Ping where the Netsplits lie.\n\n<Scibert> One @ to rule them all\n\n<Scibert> One @ to find them\n\n<Scibert> One @ to bring them all\n\n<Scibert> And in the darkness, bind them\n\n<Scibert> In the Land of Ping, where the Netsplits lie.
bash.org #61533:\n \n<DarxusZzZ> it's like it's not reading the resolv.conf\n<kuruption> Darxus, you're running linux?\n<DarxusZzZ> on this machine? no, on the one I'm trying to fucking install gentoo on? yes\n<kuruption> i have a FAQ for you on how to resolve that problem.... www.freebsd.org\n<kuruption> hahaha
bash.org #61535:\n \n<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something.\n<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"\n<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"
bash.org #61580:\n \n* Nark thinks about sniffing some girls coochie to get high\n<Nark> bahaha that would kick ass, 'let me get a 50c rock of booty'
bash.org #61662:\n \n<b1u3> when i was in like 5th grade, a DARE cop came to visit our class\n<b1u3> he was going through his whole deal like 'yes im a real police officer, and this is a real gun on my belt, and if you try to grab it im trained to break your arm upon reflex' and of course we had a doped up kid with ADD in our class who only heard 'this is a real gun, try to grab it'
bash.org #61671:\n \n<luciphur> think i'll go to kfc and get some blue pepsi\n<luciphur> love that shit\n<luciphur> and some chips and a kernel burger too\n<luciphur> i mean, colonel\n<luciphur> lol, got linux on the brain
bash.org #61680:\n \n<Charlemagne> monkey? what kind of racial slur is that?\n<Mercenary9> A primitive one.
bash.org #61780:\n \n<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie\n<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it \n<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest \n<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience \n<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
bash.org #61781:\n \n<Alberto> "The New Year tradition is offensive to many ethnic groups."\n<Rev> In order to not offend the Chinese, do you think they should call it "Happy New Time Unit" for the sake of political correctness?\n<Alberto> Yep\n<Destruya> Well, now that the holiday season is over, we can get back to only caring about ourselves.\n<Destruya> YAY SELFISHNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY
bash.org #61795:\n \n<Andrew> The EX in NeoEX stands for Extra XtremeAnalPenetration.\n<NeoEX> It's funny cause it's true.
bash.org #61798:\n \n*** f0r-1- has joined #photoshop\n<f0r-1-> hi\n<djahmar> hi\n<f0r-1-> How it hanging?\n<f0r-1-> :D\n<Anapaest> from here to iowa\n<f0r-1-> WHEEE! so, where are you from?\n<Anapaest> iowa :(
bash.org #61806:\n \n* Rach is happy yet pissed off\n<Rach> bloody bitch\n* Rach goes to kill becca\n<keot> here's a spoon\n* metolhead touges Rach's spoon
bash.org #61808:\n \n<rone> please speak in whole sentences.  thanks.\n<rone> because this\n<rone> is fucking annoying\n<rone> to read.
bash.org #61809:\n \n<+me0w> the guy arrested for being involved with cutting up those bodies in london is wearing a cyberdog tshirt in that pic!\n<+me0w> there was a serial killer, forget which one, he used to chop up kids and cook them\n<+me0w> but he said he tried a kid's dick\n<+me0w> and it was too chewy\n<+me0w> so he tossed it into the toilet\nTresnar (Thefreak__@dhcp160160225.columbus.rr.com) has joined. \n<Aniki> thats what the guy here said too. first they wanted to eat the penis raw, but it was too chewy, so they had to cook it\n<Tresnar> ... What the heck did I wander into?
bash.org #61810:\n \n<i386> http://www.bash.org/?21858 <----- ROFL!\n<illusi0n> haha\n<i386> http://www.bash.org/?7755 <---- ABHHHAHHAH! :D SO SO TRUE!\n<i386> http://www.bash.org/?4395 <--- muahah, Linux Conf 2003\n<i386> http://www.bash.org/?31318 <--- hehe, reminds me of atomic\n<BenZor> ^^____ HAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LAME FUCKING BASH.ORG LINKING N00b, WE'RE ALL FUCKING ADDICTED AND HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE
bash.org #61816:\n \n<rob> they charged $75/h and it took "7" hours to do it\n<itr> where can i sign up for that 'repair' job\n<itr> i'll repair fuckin old ladies vaginas for $75/hour
bash.org #61852:\n \n<PuBeNeMy-> bahaha\n<PuBeNeMy-> jaymee just walked by the bird\n<PuBeNeMy-> and it yelled\n<PuBeNeMy-> SLUT\n<cvc> although it does sound funny\n<Matt^^^> PuBeNeMy-: have you been teaching the bird dirty words?\n<cvc> nah, he's been teaching the bird to be a judge of character
bash.org #61861:\n \n<TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah\n<geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his laptop again\n<drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please\n<geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid
bash.org #61891:\n \n<rawb-> Hey nyisles\n<rawb-> Wat doez your nick mean?\n<nyisles> it means Niles\n<rawb-> nile, like that ocean?
bash.org #61898:\n \n<FIFpe> Dude, can you ask Andrew to look for my wallet when he gets home\n<FIFpe> Cause I need it hard\n<Qinop> yeah\n<Qinop> he has it hard\n<FIFpe> THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY\n<FIFpe> Tell him to stick it...in his mail-box, and I"ll pick it up on the way to church\n<Qinop> we don't have a box, we have a slot \n<Qinop> actually it's more like a chute\n<Qinop> so we will stick it in our "door"\n<FIFPe> sweet
bash.org #61903:\n \n(+RC-Cola): it'd be awesome if like there were people breakdancing\n(+RC-Cola): and you just got your boner out and spun like a top on your boner\n(+RC-Cola): and held your feet behind your head in a suplex-style arc\n(+Mr_Legacy): RC: you just might be retarted.\n(+RC-Cola): oh my bad
bash.org #61930:\n \n<iota> i think my son is prejudice \n<HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why? \n<iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from work and he ripped it's legs off \n<iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his mouth move and went can a nigga get a wheel chair
bash.org #61972:\n \n<BonzoBoy> An honorary degree is like a nerf dildo.\n<ramoth4> nerf dildos can be fun....sort of\n<Equinas> i use a nerf whip\n<Equinas> it's part of the Bondage for Beginners set
bash.org #61979:\n \n<Jin> Wtf?!\n* Jin kicks Quaggs' ass just for looking so fucked\n<ramoth4> jin you don't have to kick someone to hurt them\n<ramoth4> just kind of saunter up\n<ramoth4> and lie down\n<ramoth4> *squish*\n<ramoth4> "oops sorry"\n*** ramoth4 was kicked off #spidermantc by Jin (*squish*)
bash.org #62036:\n \n<MosH> The girl was a slut.\n<MrSelfDestruct^v26> loose as a goose eh\n<MosH> yeah I had to strap a 2 by 4 to my ass\n<MosH> so I didnt fall in that shit
bash.org #62044:\n \n<hpr-vb6> $2 bills pwn \n<Cracker`tv> KEEP THE 2S! \n<[LIQuid]> why?! \n<Cracker`tv> take them to strip clubs when you get older... strippers dont look too hard and they think they're twenties!!!
bash.org #62059:\n \n<HellmasteR> another rather amusing thing is that lol in h4x0r is 101, and 101 in binary is 5\n<HellmasteR> so when i say FIVE from now on i mean lol
bash.org #62079:\n \n<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every 5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME\n<@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'
bash.org #62095:\n \n<CheeseBro> what is another phrase for black and white?\n<ksennin> #000000 and #FFFFFF
bash.org #62102:\n \n<allistar> deleting stuff out of my registry made it bigger!\n<Griz> ah, the magic of windows
bash.org #62105:\n \n<marcc> What kind of company includes a program called "pimp ass newsreader" with a server OS\n<Ver> uhmm.. the company that makes "pimp ass newsreader"?\n<Kaeto> dude... your server has to have SOME way to get warez\n<marcc> But pimp ass newsreader? With a fucking OS that's supposedly made by people with jobs and stuff?\n<marcc> Why not include a Bitching Media Player, or Muthafuckin' Desktop\n<Dritzen> marcc:  What distro is that?
bash.org #62112:\n \nonkeybutt87: I heard this commercial on the TV\nonkeybutt87: from a door-store\nonkeybutt87: and the guy refers to it as an "Entry system"\nChanga177: lol\nonkeybutt87: gotta be politically correct
bash.org #62123:\n \n<Jim> what the fuck\n<Jim> where did this porn get on my computer fro---\n<Jim> oooh
bash.org #62130:\n \n<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl"\n<Fortis> I'm like\n<Fortis> a romantic about it\n<Fortis> but I say "fuck"\n<Fortis> I'm all\n<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole"
bash.org #62131:\n \n<ReeferCpe> ugh, just some bangbus porn\n<ReeferCpe> two PALE ass people\n<ReeferCpe> it was like watching ghosts fuck.
bash.org #62132:\n \nsouleman: doesn't everyone have a rag they use for cleaning up after they make a mess?\nNegative: I don't ;)\nNegative: I never make a mess\nsouleman: haha\nsouleman: you don't get off?\nNegative: I just open my mouth and aim ;)
bash.org #62145:\n \n[ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online\n[ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures.\n[ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think\n[ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life
bash.org #62148:\n \n<Ado1> why cant i be ado\n<PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle?\n<Ado1> i did on the atomic forums
bash.org #62158:\n \n<@brush> i'm not racist i donwnload black porn too
bash.org #62161:\n \n<Jagfire> I gotta virus\n<wwestnilee> speaking of virus\n<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff\n<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff\n<Jagfire> o.O\n<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them\n<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
bash.org #62178:\n \n<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file\n<Paw> open your eyes\n<Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded\n<Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program\nQuits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)
bash.org #62185:\n \n* Coyote` (HaHa@209.194.21.WyldRyde-43304) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS)\n<Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys?\n<netnomad> Oh buoy.\n* Apple grins\n<Apple> i'll look it up\n<netnomad> You do that.
bash.org #62191:\n \ngscale88: Snow Day Chain_If you send this to 10 ppl in 10 minutes then 2morrow we will have a SNOW DAY!!!!!If you only send it to 5ppl then we will have a 2hour delay but go for the SNOW DAY!! \nSouledOut 4 Good: Who sent this to you? God?\ngscale88: lol\ngscale88: don't ask...
bash.org #62192:\n \n<D3adlode> I just noticed something; 1337 + 666 = 2003 =O
bash.org #62198:\n \n<eddy> school was ok except for the lack of beer
bash.org #62223:\n \n<shoe_> when i watched the two towers the other day... it hit me ddenly\n<shoe_> WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?
bash.org #62227:\n \n<Calmino> my father purchased a mule\n<leah^-^> heh\n<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123\n<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321\n<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
bash.org #62230:\n \n<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet.\n<Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand.\n<Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.
bash.org #62232:\n \n<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.\n<Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can masturbate to anything\n<Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?\n<Dramon> no i dont know how\n<Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time\n<Rhodz> lol ok cool
bash.org #62233:\n \ntom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag\ntom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush
bash.org #62234:\n \n<@tkg> im gonna overclocking it\n<@tkg> but in winter
bash.org #62235:\n \n<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art\n<ecto> I got it\n<ecto> but you got to suck my dick first.\n<sXr> show him your cok pls\n<ecto>            _ \n<ecto>           /\) _   \n<ecto>      _   / / (/\  \n<ecto>     /\) ( Y)  \ \ \n<ecto>    / /   ""   (Y )\n<ecto>   ( Y)  _      "" \n<ecto>    ""  (/\       _  \n<ecto>         \ \     /\)\n<ecto>         (Y )   / / \n<ecto>          ""   ( Y) \n<ecto>                ""
bash.org #62237:\n \n<JohnWWells> Evening.\n* JohnWWells Quit (Quit: Leaving)\n<Nematocyst> it's not the EVENING\n<Nematocyst> 19:29:09\n<Nematocyst> ...\n<Nematocyst> FUCK
bash.org #62238:\n \n<creepyfufu> what the fuck\n<creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male\n<Ironchef> omfg\n<Ironchef> whats the other\n<[emoninja]ant> black\n<[emoninja]ant> >:D
bash.org #62241:\n \n<mulambo`MoD> man\n<mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere\n<mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on\n<mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me\n<mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!!\n<mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!
bash.org #62244:\n \n(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)\n(Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?\n(One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?\n(Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean\n(Oliverglass) uh\n(subgeek) Gnome?\n(ke1th) GNOME?\n(Oliverglass) XP or something
bash.org #62245:\n \n<stream> i did dxm for the first time\n<stream> and i took a shit\n<stream> then threw up in it\n<stream> and shit splashed all over my face\n<stream> hahah
bash.org #62248:\n \n<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.
bash.org #62255:\n \n* phieje (~kp12@202.143.48.243) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1 pc 12)\n<+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think\n<+Dr`Device> Yeah.\n<+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know whatever the fuck language that is".
bash.org #62269:\n \n<Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents\n<Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia\n<Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would contribute to depression...\n<Mdar> yeah\n<Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and shit...
bash.org #62293:\n \n01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ...\n<Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in\n<Lutarez`> ghost\n<Gh0sTly-deth> ?\n<Duker900> ghost\n<Gh0sTly-deth> yes?\n<Lutarez`> heh\n<Duker900> no command ghost
bash.org #62297:\n \n(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday\n(@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces
bash.org #62310:\n \n<xanex> xmms manages to skip about 90 songs in my playlist and keep playing the same 5 over and over\n<xanex> its a new feature, they call it 'MTV mode'
bash.org #62315:\n \n<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me.\n<Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you?\n<port80> yes... yes indeed
bash.org #62356:\n \n<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid\n<@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys\n<@SJr> men use money
bash.org #62365:\n \n<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol\n<punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase "axe mark"
bash.org #62373:\n \n<nuggs> how do i find out my irc number?
bash.org #62380:\n \n<an13810> OMFG, My brother keeps his "cum-paper" inside the compute.
bash.org #62388:\n \n<Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log\n<toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of things to do on the internet" \n<toe2toe> oh sorry...  i thought this was jeopardy there for a second
bash.org #62397:\n \n<Krell> man, im so fuckin thick today\n<PinkShirt> your density increased?
bash.org #62400:\n \n(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet\n(+Cougem) how do i check
bash.org #62403:\n \n<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD\n<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought\n<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too\n<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
bash.org #62407:\n \n<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku?\n<CactusJac> Ejaculation\n<CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face\n<MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.
bash.org #62410:\n \n[ _Bender_ ] Guys\n[ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...\n[ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?
bash.org #62413:\n \n<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet new people that won't hurt\n<SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader\n<Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p\n<SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game...
bash.org #62419:\n \n<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1 line\n<mef> why are you telling us?\n<pHluid> Just mentioning\n<pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking idling.\n<pHluid> So sorry.\n<mef> Apology accepted.\n<l0st> we all make mistakes
bash.org #62435:\n \n@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot?\n@<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection.\n@<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.
bash.org #62467:\n \n<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this:\n<Qualjyn>  ____ ____ ____ \n<Qualjyn> \|\|A \|\|\|S \|\|\|L \|\|\n<Qualjyn> \|\|__\|\|\|__\|\|\|__\|\|\n<Qualjyn> \|/__\\|/__\\|/__\\|
bash.org #62471:\n \n<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?mullet7.jpg\n<dn> he looks like a girl\n<Him> it is a girl, dn\n<dn> she looks like a guy then
bash.org #62476:\n \n<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be an educational journey of science. \n<bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!
bash.org #62481:\n \n<haz3l> Anyone wanna do a wakeup call for me?\n<haz3l> I need someone to wake me up in 6 hours\n<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> haz3l: /timer 1 21600 /beep 39482034\n<haz3l> really?\n<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> really\n<haz3l> Would that owrk?\n<LaserGuidedBunnyRabbit> yep\n<haz3l> :D\n<haz3l> lets try 60 seconds\n<haz3l> OMG THE BEEEEEPAGE\n<haz3l> MAKE IT STOPPP\n<haz3l> LGBR HELP
bash.org #62507:\n \n<PSX> my ex told me she was late one time.. i kept telling her "yea, its going to be ok babe" but in my head i was saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!@#%"\n<Skier> heh\n<robs> psx: been there done that\n<`Nemesis> they call "I'm pregnant, call me!" and then you fedex them a coathanger with a note that says "You know what to do.". They generally don't call back after that
bash.org #62519:\n \n<_bryan_> its a good thing MS isn't in the condom business
bash.org #62539:\n \n<+Wyrd> Trahnse... will you dye your hair down there and send me a picture?\n<+Ziphy> :x \n<+Trahnse> wyrd, I would do that for you if I had hair down there ;)\n<+Ziphy> My dreams just got better ^_^
bash.org #62540:\n \n<totalreality> Dail-up has its Pros\n<syphonic> Like..?\n<totalreality> like when your girlfriend finds out that you slept with another girl so she trys to call your house to find out whats going on or give you shit\n<R^J> couldent she just knock on the front door?\n<totalreality> Shit! Brb\n* totalreality is away: locking the doors
bash.org #62543:\n \n<ruca> my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in trouble"\n<ruca> im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on. dont school me you ho\n<ruca> she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!"
bash.org #62546:\n \n<crazythunder> does crucial seel virtual memory?
bash.org #62557:\n \n<LayMon> PH33r me\n<themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!\n<LayMon> woot\n<LayMon> i am pheered\n* LayMon (c6c2@65.119.99.99) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))\n<themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad
bash.org #62558:\n \n<AaronAFK> Anyone Active?\n<SenorWeir> i am\n<Spoon35> I think he meant sexually.
bash.org #62578:\n \n<Spud> Man, watching Fear Factor earlier.  Two Hot Chicks + Horse Rectum Eating Contest = TurnOn++\n<rzrshrp> *barf\n<Spud> Synthetic horse rectum, of course, but still...
bash.org #62596:\n \n<joey-sleepin-workin> at work i got a email asking if the mail server was down\n<joey-sleepin-workin> wtf am i sposed to reply to that? :P
bash.org #62600:\n \n<rottle> i am going to write a program that clears the window clipboard about 15 seconds after you set it. because pasting large chunks of incriminating text into irc sucks.... not only are you laughed at but also kick/banned
bash.org #62608:\n \nRangsk: why does everyone spell it "grammar"\nRangsk: fuck
bash.org #62622:\n \n<KBC> "Welcome to America. You can easily find someone to shoot you to put you out of your misery by screaming NIGGER anywhere if you're white"\n<Goonigoogoo > and if you're black?\n<KBC> scream out "I'M BLACK!" and some police will shoot you
bash.org #62632:\n \n<prence> oh fuck oh fuck man\n<prence> my mom got this new canon digital camera today and they are asleep so i took a picture of my cock and i can't figure out how to delete it\n<prence> fuck what the hell do i do?!
bash.org #62645:\n \n<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"\n<migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>1360000\n<Video`> NO WAY\n<Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT\n<Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly.
bash.org #62659:\n \n<Akinaga> I skipped my wedding to play Tribes\n<Akinaga> comeon, it was a match for the #2 spot\n<apollyon> at that point you really need to rethink why you're alive\n<merc> or just dump the bitch =)
bash.org #62681:\n \n<dizzyg> Sinbad + hamster + KY jelly == happy\n<RubberDuck> the thing about hamsters is that the ky sticks to the hair and to get them clean afterwards is a beech\n<RubberDuck> or so i've been told
bash.org #62682:\n \nbeachbub hi\nbeachbub does anyone know if u can turn any image into a html code?\nBoB_JonEz no u cant\nBoB_JonEz well you could i suppose\nBoB_JonEz if you made a table of 1x1 cells and set each colour individually\nbeachbub lol i have no idea wot dat means but thanx anyway\nbeachbub thanx 4 da help bye
bash.org #62685:\n \n<puppydo> what speed do you burn svcd at?...is 48X ok?\n<_super_> 12\n<_super_> never 48\n<_super_> no\n<_super_> never go that fast fools\n<_super_> think of the reader\n<_super_> give it a break\n<_super_> why stress the dvd player\n<_super_> trying to read at 48x\n<_super_> stupid\n<_super_> just slow that shit down\n<_super_> just because a burner is fast is no reason to go that fast\n<_super_> it isnt that fast anyway only on the edges\n<_super_> so cd has all kinds of speed on it\n<_super_> fluctuates\n<_super_> too mnuch\n<ciscosyko> wait a minute..are u telling them if they write the cd fast the dvd has to read it at that speed?\n<_super_> yes\n* ciscosyko stares at super for a minute and wanders off
bash.org #62695:\n \n<HuKKi> and what do chicks and KFC have in common?\n<HuKKi> You start with the breast - then go to the thigh then you're left with a greasy box to stick your bone in
bash.org #62705:\n \n<toe2toe> the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing" \n<toe2toe> and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT" \n<toe2toe> and then \n<toe2toe> North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY" \n<toe2toe> and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT"
bash.org #62707:\n \n* choric gets annoyed with typing out bash.org into mozilla all the time:\n<choric> bashorg () { lynx -dump "www.bash.org?$1" \| less; }\n<rik> choric: heh. i did this one yesterday: qdb () { links http://bash.org/\?$1 }\n<martin> You lazy addicted fucks.\n* martin adds it.
bash.org #62749:\n \n<MishimaYukio> Ya know, there's a thing called a "blooper", which is where you get a blowjob while you're taking a shit.\n<fluffy> ....\n<Massive_Potato> ...what the hell\n<MishimaYukio>  Well, I mention it because, well, if God didn't want us to be burdened by erections on the pot, he wouldn't have invented bloopers.\n<fluffy> thats the most disgusting thing ive heard in years\n<DoctorRiff> i will never feel the same way about the "tv's funniest bloopers" show, you've ruined my life MishimaYukio
bash.org #62781:\n \n*** malapropy is now known as cd-german\n<_mrT> ls pr0n\n<Craig> lol
bash.org #62789:\n \n<Charles> I've got mock exams network\n<Charles> oops .... *next week\n<Neil> now theres an example of someone who spends too much damn time on the computer.
bash.org #62790:\n \n<FlipTopBx> damnit, last night i fell asleep with my space heater on.\n<FlipTopBx> i had three boxes of Cracker Jack, each with the contents fused together into a sort of super-popcorn.\n<nitrifik_> neat\n<nitrifik_> eat them\n<FlipTopBx> heh.  that would be the obvious thing to do.  i'm not in the process of trying to "thaw" them out.
bash.org #62798:\n \n<looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help\n<looooly> ?\n<voidnull> ok. don't ask your question, though. 'cause we can read your mind.\n<looooly> really .so whats my problem <voidnull> ???\n<voidnull> I think your problem is you're having difficulties understanding sarcasm.
bash.org #62799:\n \n<Gudrow> being a virgin at 25 is one thing, being a FEMALE virgin at 25 is...unheard of...except in cases of gross physical deformity\n<Al> I don't know any 25 year old male virgins either\n<Gudrow> you're sitting in a channel full of people who are well on their way\n<Al> Gudrow: good point
bash.org #62810:\n \n<Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine\n<cmn22> ?????\n<jrock81> easy killer\n<Mooky13> what?\n<Kcred1176> subscribed\n<Kcred1176> sorry
bash.org #62814:\n \n<Hawkeye> Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house.
bash.org #62842:\n \n<CharCoal69> am I the only one who puts special plugs in all my outlets so that the electricity doesn't leak out?
bash.org #62847:\n \n<Muzzle79> i'm so poor that we make the koolaid with water, then steal a bunch of sugar packets from restraunts so that we can add sugar to each glass...\n<Astanix> lol\n<Astanix> awesome\n* Muzzle79 is serious.. i've done it before..\n<Muzzle79> lol\n<Jerki1989> im so poor i cant even afford to go to the restraunt to steal sugar....\n<Muzzle79> by restraunts i mean\n<Muzzle79> arbys
bash.org #62851:\n \n<Tikola> i still dont understand how that <3 can mean great or better or fabulous or what ever.. greater than
bash.org #62874:\n \n<Brandon17> I used to date a blind girl. Her name was ::... ..:.: .:::. .::.. ....: .:.::
bash.org #62877:\n \n<Dilbert> hahah today was so funny.... me and my sister were watching TV, and i wanted her to change the channel so i said "COME ON!" and she goes "Dont 'come on' me"\n<Dilbert> then she didnt get why i burst out laughing\n<APE_> is she hot?\n<Dilbert> yes\n<Dilbert> my sister is very hot\n<Chris_Walken> ....................\n<ragnarok2040> ............\n<ragnarok2040> i hope she doesn't check bash.org\n<Dilbert> why?
bash.org #62882:\n \n<+Ivy[OmNi]> so.. you come here often? Lemme buy you a drink\n<@Warlock[OmNi]> im a minor\n<+Ivy[OmNi]> it's all good, I am a pedophile... I have candy
bash.org #62899:\n \n*** You were kicked by Carrot_Top (1 800 c-a-ll att)
bash.org #62902:\n \n<MaNiAk> damnit\n<MaNiAk> damnit damnit\n<MaNiAk> maniak.tk is taken by some porn shit\n<Psyko> lol\n<Psyko> what kinda porn?\n<MaNiAk> not even porn\n<Andaru> German Scheisse\n<MaNiAk> www.maniak.tk\n<MaNiAk> yea\n<MaNiAk> its lolita porn\n* Psyko pretends he's not interested\n<Psyko> ew lolita porn\n<haylo> Thats horrible.\n* haylo clicks\n* Psyko clicks as well
bash.org #62907:\n \n<MoeFugger> shit, when i go back to my high school, i feel like r kelly at the playground\n<PhD> are you sure thats not the elementry school you frequent?\n<MoeFugger> :\|
bash.org #62922:\n \n<prevyet> in my search for martial arts-related channels on Undernet I came up with 5 white supremist channels and one martial arts channel run by a white supremist
bash.org #62981:\n \n<DarkMistress> I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.\n<DarkMistress> I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella\n<open24hours> I'm so goth my wrists slash themselves.
bash.org #62988:\n \n<RushMore> fuck yuo\n<RushMore> fuck yuo\n<RushMore> fuc kyou\n<Diablo1399> okay rushmore, you've tried to say "fuck you" 3 times now\nand you still can't get it\n<RushMore> twice\n<RushMore> the seconds was a repeat of the first\n<Diablo1399> whatever, you're still retarded\n<RushMore> fukc you
bash.org #63048:\n \n<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...
bash.org #63049:\n \n* moktod attempts to disapear from work, like a fart in the wind\n<moktod> fuck, i think they smelled me, my boss is coming over\n<moktod> brb\n* moktod hides under desk
bash.org #63054:\n \n* kurt[A] is now known as kurt\n* kurt was away, and is back from: life\n<Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
bash.org #63064:\n \n< Scribble> Must be interesting to live with the animal that ruined your life.\n< Scribble> ...\n< Scribble> Ask any married guy.
bash.org #63068:\n \n<AlSkapone> It sounds like someone has sand in their Vagina.
bash.org #63070:\n \n<@PrincessLeia2> hmm, see the problem with computer packrat'ism is i tend to keep all my computer documentation together, no matter what it is, so it comes to be 2003 and i find Myst install directions with my computer stuff\n<@PrincessLeia2> yay for windows 3.1
bash.org #63074:\n \n<doggie^> fuck me, muppet was actually on irc\n<MS^Zealot> u make it sound like hes never on irc james\n<doggie^> first time ive seen him on this year :P\n<MS^Zealot> considering muppet is wired to his many machines its not shock\n<doggie^> rofl\n<MS^Zealot> i think muppets recliner is like the chairs rom matrix\n<MS^Zealot> things goin into as many orifices as possible\n<MS^Zealot> 5 in his ass\n<MS^Zealot> etc
bash.org #63076:\n \n<Affinity> yo\n<Affinity> asl?\n<ReGnIF> hey sup?\n<ReGnIF> 16 m jhb u?\n<Affinity> man i was gonna ask, can i ReGniF you backwards....\n<ReGnIF> thast my surname
bash.org #63077:\n \n<mindstorms> i do what i please and i please who i do.
bash.org #63084:\n \n(doggie^): i would type that word, but i cant spell it\n(doggie^): the one about getting pleasure from other people's misery\n(slippy^): anal sex?
bash.org #63085:\n \n<ecoli> my cock is so big whenever i try to stick it in a girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(
bash.org #63086:\n \n< PrincessLeia2> :q\n< PrincessLeia2> oops\n< TonicBH> what kind of face is that?\n< PrincessLeia2> not a facey, I was trying to quit vim %(
bash.org #63087:\n \n<flame> hmm when you have dialup, u download jpegs to wank over. when you have broadband you download mpegs to wank over... when you have 100mbit, u download DVD rips of pr0n films to wank over\n<riski> when you have 14.4 you get laid irl.
bash.org #63088:\n \n<JosephSpiros> just got Cable  Modem\n<JosephSpiros> I'm going a bit insane\n<JosephSpiros> OMG\n<JosephSpiros> CABLE MDOEM MEANS\n<JosephSpiros> I CAN WAKE UP AT ANY TIME\n<JosephSpiros> AND JUST BE ONLINE\n<JosephSpiros> :D:D:D\n<RangerRick> haha\n<RangerRick> and more importantly... now your porn can MOVE!\n<JosephSpiros> I KNOW!
bash.org #63091:\n \n<sic_> where the fuck could i find some decent fucking wallpaper\n<C4thY> home depot\n<C4thY> hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahhahhahah you walked right into that one dipshit
bash.org #63093:\n \n<`RaSh> how do i install linux i got the cd and i dont see the setup.exe or install.exe
bash.org #63248:\n \n<[33rd-A]Ruger> i've actually considered assassination in order to get a girl\n<Logic_BomB> your into necrophilia too eh?
bash.org #63320:\n \n<tragic> i would seriously pay money, like... movie ticket prices (per incident), if there was a device that allowed people to teleport from one place to another during irc conversations. it would be all like\n<tragic> <aZnb0i002> MAN FuK U ILL CUM 2 UR hUouSE and RaPE ur MOM biTCH ill FUCK you uP!\n<tragic> <john> oh seriously? *warp*\n<tragic> <john> hi\n<tragic> <aZnb0i002> oh, hello there sir. i think you were talking to my brother a minute ago. however, he left me to give you his sincerest apologies and sends word that he hopes your mother is doing exceptionally well today
bash.org #63352:\n \n<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now\n<Spacer> she works as a teacher\n<Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo\n<Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean\n<Spacer> so she went to the head of year\n<Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes\n<Spacer> but they were all clean still\n<Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out\n<Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside\n<Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor\n<Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl\n<Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean\n<Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out"\n<Spacer> so she walks off\n<Spacer> and the smell goes\n<Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom\n<Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties"\n<Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P
bash.org #63505:\n \n<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word that isn't "illeterate"\n<Nugget> your dumb.
bash.org #63755:\n \nDr SpaZZo: LOLOOLL in the locker room at school\nDr SpaZZo: Theres this fat, mentally retarded kid who always asks us for pennies\nDr SpaZZo: and someone today gave him a quarter\nDr SpaZZo: so he started asking for quarters\nDr SpaZZo: On Monday someone's going to bring in a 500 dollar monopoly bill, and maybe some houses
bash.org #63811:\n \n<etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale,  and my girlfriend followed me in.  All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D,  and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?"\n<crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
bash.org #63886:\n \n<Maksim> bash: rtfm: command not found
bash.org #64096:\n \n<clippy>  11:21pm  up 42 days, 49 min,  2 users,  load average: 0.03, 0.04, 0.00\n<clippy> do you know how long it took me to get that uptime?\n<Apollo-> clippy: About 42 days
bash.org #64099:\n \n<Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does\n<Meyowith> on a v8\n<Meyowith> doing 7000rpms\n<CrazySpence> pfft\n<CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that\n<CrazySpence> lol\n<Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have\n<Meyowith> :P\n<nataku> more than a HONDA\n<Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
bash.org #64118:\n \n<DunSnukIn> im starting to think aol isnt as good as they say
bash.org #64123:\n \n<filefly> and she asked me "should i be worried?" i said "no, you wanna know what i think?"\n<filefly> so i told her\n<filefly> "...and the prospect of finding her perfect educational institution threatens to overwhelm her tiny brain"\n<filefly> which normally would've made her laugh\n<filefly> had i not left the letters "i" and "n" off of "brain"\n* filefly bashes head on desk repeatedly
bash.org #64125:\n \n<qta> hi ircop can you help me?\n* qta is away (AutoAway After 10Secs.)
bash.org #64138:\n \n<Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and shit just to be safe\n<nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he gets back\n<Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side\n<nas> of the bed?
bash.org #64166:\n \n<imbezol> one thing about dvorak though... you never make typos because you're watching the screen all the time and never the keyboard
bash.org #64168:\n \n<EvilN> i still dont get why water cooling doesnt fry the circuitry.
bash.org #64184:\n \n<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/\n<Rake> lol thats just fucked :P
bash.org #64252:\n \n<_anarchy> heheh\n<_anarchy> about time\n<Night`> took me a while, because i am special\n<_anarchy> indeed\n<jokes> Night, special isn't the word =)\n<Night`> but it is the euphemism
bash.org #64327:\n \n<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER \n<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER \n<Hyperian> i love your sister \n<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't \n<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first \n<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch
bash.org #64328:\n \n<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult.
bash.org #64347:\n \n<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD?\n<power> dammit\n<power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating\n<bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
bash.org #64445:\n \n<timmo> i remember when my art teacher the first day of class\n<timmo> first day of highschool\n<timmo> made us write a a one page essay\n<timmo> on\n<timmo> "WHY PORN IS NOT ART"\n<timmo> i think thats what set the mood for me hating him for the rest of my highschool career\n<timmo> so i wrote one on why i thought porn was art\n<timmo> and got 0 for it\n<timmo> i shrugged it off though\n<arse-poet> so why was porn art\n<arse-poet> according to your essay\n<timmo> i dont know\n<timmo> i think it had something to do with airbrushing\n<arse-poet> lol\n<timmo> i cant really remember\n<jestuh> lol
bash.org #64732:\n \n[StrikeBot] 65.  Who sought to create The Great Society?\n[StrikeBot] Here's a hint: L__do_ ____s__\n[Chevelle] bhudda\n[Video] Lando Calrisian\n[MinuS] lando calrisian
bash.org #64745:\n \n<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone\n<Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE \n<kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing?\n<egg> Yes.\n<egg> Don't.
bash.org #64779:\n \n<@TreeSquid> i wonder what percentage of people jerk off at work.... \n<@TreeSquid> i know i used to\n<SLiVeR> I never did\n<cokey> i used to  \n<cokey> when i worked at the daycare....
bash.org #64802:\n \n<Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity?\n<Thom> Did you have trouble showering?\n<Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS
bash.org #64854:\n \n<Gobi> know what's better than pasta? \n<Feat> pornography \n<Gobi> more pasta! \n<Gobi> ...and that \n<Feat> porn pasta? \n<Gobi> porno-getti \n<Feat> ravi-hole-ey \n<Feat> hmm \n<Gobi> hmm indeed \n<Gobi> heh heh heh \n<Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!
bash.org #65024:\n \n<SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US\n<+firehawk> sure man\n<SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
bash.org #65112:\n \n<Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster\n<static> digital gangster? \n<static> wtf does that mean? \n<static> he haf a digital crew of thugs? \n<static> a shit load of 1's and 0's?
bash.org #65120:\n \n<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had\n<lasombra> tumult ?\n<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine\n<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)\n<tumult> he says bullshit\n<tumult> i tell him to fuck off\n<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times\n<tumult> sits back down\n<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care\n<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk\n<tumult> from my lip\n<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say\n<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"\n<zyko^> what did she do?\n<tumult> punched me in the face
bash.org #65174:\n \n<an_ass733> How do you tell if your roommate is gay?  When his dick tastes like shit.
bash.org #65175:\n \n<Clutch-Dialup> You're like a guy who says to his beautiful girlfriend, "I think we should see other people." And is surprised when she says "Great!!" Then you have to watch her enjoying herself with a multitude of studs, while you play D&D with your geeky friends.
bash.org #65215:\n \n<DoctorRiff> i hear that every year the piro comes out of his hole in the ground and if he sees his shadow we will have 6 more weeks of delayed comics
bash.org #65222:\n \n<Minion> I think I might have genital herpes.\n<Minion> Holy fucking shit\n<Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service?\n<Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"
bash.org #65225:\n \n<stout> :D\-<\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :D\|>\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :D/-<\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :D\|>\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :D\-<\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :D\|-<\n<stout> :)\|-<\n<stout> :\|<-<\n<stout> =(<-<
bash.org #65230:\n \n<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.\n<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html\n<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.\n<sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
bash.org #65256:\n \nNotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259\nFishingForCoins : haha\nFishingForCoins : What's this?\nNotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.\nFishingForCoins : ...\nFishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964\nNotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.
bash.org #65530:\n \n<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer\n<lav> that bear is solid grey\n<Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec.\n<lav> ok?\n<Zhuzhen> no one in there?\n<Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.
bash.org #65595:\n \n<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^\n<MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know
bash.org #65605:\n \n<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?\n<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?\n<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism\n<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee
bash.org #65618:\n \n<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D
bash.org #65655:\n \n<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?)\n<Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl(plz)\n<Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men\n<Tramtrist> k\n<Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him?\n<Mardom> haha\n<Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here\n<Tramtrist> yeah ;/
bash.org #65665:\n \n<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com\n* ChanServ sets mode: -oo Hinkey\|dual\|sleep CannibalCorpse\|server\n* ChanServ sets mode: -o Urban\n* ChanServ sets mode: -oo wacko Hinkey\n* ChanServ sets mode: -o D3adlode\n* ChanServ sets mode: -vv deyja Ed\|shower\n* ChanServ sets mode: -vv mr_P`gone Puck\n* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.com\n* CannibalCorpse\|server was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Ed\|shower was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* deyja was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Hinkey\|dual\|sleep was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* this_is_the_clown was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* DaJoob was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Tragik was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Urban was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Puck was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Creutzfeld\|away was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* TheSkaarj-corner was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* mr_P`gone was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* BOLL was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Quasar was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* jake^the^cake was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* Hinkey was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* diamond-optic\|mapping was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* wacko was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n* D3adlode was kicked by ChanServ (Bye. (Hinkey))\n<+Frie\|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!
bash.org #65669:\n \n<love`mouse> OMFG\n<love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow\n<Dislexic> :/
bash.org #65672:\n \n<Shinji>  You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working
bash.org #65674:\n \n<Deke> i want impossible creatures\n<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club\n<Deke> ..\n<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?
bash.org #65677:\n \n[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms\n[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.\n[12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
bash.org #65693:\n \n<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ?\n<@heath> no\n<@jsb> no\n<@Blaxthos> good\n* Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room
bash.org #65700:\n \n<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that\n<fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry\n<fro> and not in a good way
bash.org #65714:\n \n(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you
bash.org #65722:\n \n<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana\n<danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years"\n<Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true.\n<Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years.
bash.org #65729:\n \n<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply?\n<CamaroSS> in your house, that is\n<[Fang]going\|postal> um, no\n<CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better\n<frink> wtf\n<[Fang]going\|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply\n<CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness?\n<[Fang]going\|postal> lolol\n<frink> your power supply in your house HAHA\n<CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement
bash.org #65749:\n \n<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc\n<Neon[UK]>its just so much better\n<Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?!\n<Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee?
bash.org #65778:\n \n<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
bash.org #65803:\n \n<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though.\n<Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
bash.org #65829:\n \n< mctaylor> you want to use outlook?\n<@nt_> erm, yes\n<@nt_> why\n< mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs...\n<@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it
bash.org #65840:\n \n<afropik> hmm\n<afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you"\n<afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search
bash.org #65848:\n \n<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.\n<Xar^> something's not quite right here.\n<PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear
bash.org #65849:\n \n<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s? \n<{EDF}SS> or kb/s? \n<DRoawn> no they can download from me\n<DRoawn> that fat\n<DRoawn> fast\n<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending files to people and them downloading from you? \n<DRoawn> yesd\n<DRoawn> yes*\n<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see......
bash.org #65859:\n \n<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other!\n<Vang> ...\n<Ming> heh\n<Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
bash.org #65876:\n \n<worldie> I just blew my load\n<W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8(\n<miner> ......\n<W13> oh crap that didnt come out right\n<W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza\n<Marc> Surrrre ya did.
bash.org #65904:\n \n<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world\n<snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then\n<snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce?\n<Raspberry> *shrug*\n<snipe> Seizure salad\n* Raspberry groans
bash.org #65919:\n \nTool2004: she said i seem "cuddly"\nEspn0013: like a walrus
bash.org #66161:\n \n<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies\n<b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not'
bash.org #66190:\n \n<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch?\n<nistor> no lol\n<astrOdz> you choose bsd over god?\n<nistor> hrm hard choice\n<astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)
bash.org #66197:\n \n<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)\n<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
bash.org #66201:\n \n<+SAB3> Wow, cool site\n<RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better\n<+SAB3> Give me the url \n<RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php\n<+SAB3> Doesn't work\n<RiPPeRke> It works fine over here\n<+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...
bash.org #66206:\n \n<downgrade> I should do something productive.\n<downgrade> Is masturbation productive?\n<downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff
bash.org #66208:\n \n<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.\n<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
bash.org #66210:\n \n<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use.\n...ten minutes of silence...\n* @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3"
bash.org #66212:\n \n<Skier`> oops\n<Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat\n<Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now
bash.org #66224:\n \n<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ?\n<deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name\n<GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U\n<GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name\n<deepcut> hahaha\n<deepcut> and you expect that to work?\n<deepcut> idiot\n<GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites\n<GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something?\n<deepcut> well duh
bash.org #66238:\n \nallow (Israel@adsl-143-203.barak.net.il) has joined #sleepwalkers\n<hajjs> il is what country?
bash.org #66245:\n \n<stig> LCST: do you have a crack?\n<LCST> sure i do\n<LCST> \|     \|\n<LCST> \|( . )\|\n<LCST> \|  \|  \|\n<LCST> \|__\|__\|\n<stig> lol\n<stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT
bash.org #66247:\n \n<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.\n<+[1RB]sika> no way man\n<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?\n<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.\n<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me\n<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me\n<+Buchwald> oy, science talk.  i'll come back when you guys are dumber
bash.org #66263:\n \n<dm0n3y>  ----------------fags type below this line----------------------\n<Vondi> Aiee\n<dm0n3y> GG VONDI\n<dm0n3y> wait, shit
bash.org #66268:\n \n<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm...\n<castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar...
bash.org #66308:\n \n<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular
bash.org #66323:\n \n<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq\n<Deimos> must be mating season
bash.org #66350:\n \n*** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) has joined the channel\n<UrbnLgnd> :)\n*** SyKnight has left the channel\n<UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face
bash.org #66352:\n \n<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK\n<Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_<\n<Liam> Jens\n<Liam> There are only lesbians making out\n<Liam> On Goatporn.com\n<Jens> Oh.\n<Jens> Whew.\n<Jens> ...\n<D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed.\n<Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
bash.org #66359:\n \n<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming?\n<Ouroboros> Uh huh.\n<FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time.\n<FLB> So you have more or less two options.\n<FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later.\n<FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence.\n<Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up.\n<FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you.\n<Ouroboros> E) Ow.\n<FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above.\n<Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok.\n<FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea.\n<Ouroboros> I) pick B)\n<FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold.\n<Ouroboros> K)\n<FLB> L)OL\n<FLB> M)an this is getting old.\n<Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
bash.org #66373:\n \n<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna\n<zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
bash.org #66405:\n \n<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?\n<sKratch> no like the meth
bash.org #66440:\n \n<Meyow> remember back in 1996\n<Meyow> when you used to think about 2000\n<Meyow> and get all these space suits\n<Meyow> you know why its not like that\n<Meyow> I blame IRC\n<Meyow> :P\n<Meyow> more chatting then thinking\n<Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now\n<Meyow> "you have joined #sony"\n<Meyow> "so what should our next product be"\n<Meyow> "how about space suitS?"\n<Meyow> *  idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
bash.org #66715:\n \n<roboman20> +_&----~~=\n<@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
bash.org #66783:\n \n<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people".\n<Hugh> Yikes.\n<DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary.\n<DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
bash.org #66949:\n \nsystemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay\nsystemtek: brb\ngino220576: k\ngino220576: what u bidding for \nsystemtek: a router\ngino220576: for drilling holes ?
bash.org #67454:\n \n<amiel> i got a new reality show\n<amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life\n<amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette\n<amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
bash.org #67565:\n \n<Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black & White?\n<Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build their boat...\n<Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No problem.\n<Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you."\n<Aegis> Makes me wonder...
bash.org #67596:\n \n<eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower
bash.org #67669:\n \n(@Noodles`) i got my cdkey from a ebay photo of somebody selling q3
bash.org #67711:\n \n<danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago
bash.org #68429:\n \n<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere?\n<@WinX> yes.\n<@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/
bash.org #68431:\n \n<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......\n<Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
bash.org #68451:\n \n<CheeseSteakJim> i like porn because it doesnt laugh at my penis
bash.org #68522:\n \nNumber 3 Rugger: bitch fuck 1080\nonkeybutt87: is that a skateboard trick?
bash.org #68533:\n \n<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
bash.org #68536:\n \n<Raekwon> Matrix 2: "Hey Neo, let's go for a walk" **CRAZY MATRIX MUSIC** camera angles all over the place, approx time to walk one block 25 minutes\n<BlurryMystr> haha, well yeah. It's the Matrix.\n<BlurryMystr> Nothing ever happens plainly in the Matrix.\n<Tituba> tying shoes\n<Raekwon> just like The Bible\n<Tituba> breathing\n<Teegus> "Neo! walk the dog" *Kung foo dog shitting action*\n<BlurryMystr> Neo: "Boy, this burger looks good."  *agents leap up, try to steal the burger, Neo has to fight them off while eating fries*\n<Teegus> neo dodges fries leaving onion ring trails\n<Tituba> after he finishes killing them all he mutters "now that's done my way"
bash.org #68558:\n \n<[Basil]Ruger> WHO IN THE FUCK USED MY CUM CLEAN UP RAG AS A GODDAMNED OIL RAG?\n<[Basil]Ruger> FUCKING NASTY SHIT\n<[Basil]Ruger> NOW I HAVE A NIGGER DICK\n* [Basil]Ruger screams loudly
bash.org #68573:\n \n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> i talked for 4 hours, to my anti-drug girlfriend\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> stoned off my ass\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she didnt suspect nothing\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like "everyone here is wasted and toasted"\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> she is like You arent i hope\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like Nope!\n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> oh man, i should be an actor\n<LoZel> no you shouldnt \n<[bM]DrFunk-404-> yes\n<LoZel> no dude you cant even make text beleivable
bash.org #68574:\n \n<bytraper> what network does kazaa run on?\n<OpsuPup> the internet
bash.org #68577:\n \n( LiNKz )  I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server\n( SpiritMaster )  my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again
bash.org #68592:\n \n<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2 can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me\n<soroh6> haha\n<Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com\n<soroh6> he can't do his man right
bash.org #68607:\n \n<boster> what is a good crapy digital camera\n<ares> the oxymoron 500
bash.org #68621:\n \n<Thermy> CE is both a pain and a pleasure to work with, like sex with a teenager\n<tom> you can only make jokes about sex with teenagers if you arent fucking one i think\n<Thermy> who made those rules?\n<Hocho> jesus, lord of atlantis\n<Eskimo> that guy owes me five bucks
bash.org #68623:\n \n<D3adlode> I was a mistake you jackass\n<Quasar> We all got birth certificates, d3 got an apology letter from durex
bash.org #68626:\n \n<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl\n<@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh\n<+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN!\n<+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT!\n<Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh\n<MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"
bash.org #68627:\n \n<Way> its all the same to you tho\n<Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways ..\n<Way> boy or girl\n<Hiro> true\n<Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and pretend its a boy\n<Hiro> double the fun\n<Hiro> and boys squirm too much\n<Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM concentrating
bash.org #68630:\n \nKit-Fox> YAY! i found some food!\nelroy{K}> yay! kill it!
bash.org #68637:\n \n<slinky> i ordered a pizza\n<slinky> the pizza guy came and brought the pizza, he said: "there was no address, but i figured it was for you"\n<slinky> maybe i order too regularly or something\n<thokky> slinky heh\n<_mrT> slinky i ordered pizza on the weekend\n<thokky> sounds a bit like mrT\n<_mrT> and pizza service boss himself dleivered it\n<_mrT> and started smalltalk..\n<_mrT> "you havent ordered in quite some time.."\n<_mrT> me: "i was on holidays"\n<_mrT> "oh where did you go to?"\n<_mrT> etc for 5mins\n<_mrT> i was like WTF heh\n<thokky> _mrT you are the one what makes their business profitable\n<thokky> heh\n<slinky> good customer relations :)\n<_mrT> hehe\n<slinky> it's probably a cover for mafia to wash money\n<thokky> "hey i heard mrT moved into city, theres market for pizza delivery place"\n<slinky> so now you're friends with the Family :)\n<thokky> yeah\n<thokky> and they start to call you Nicky Foureye\n<slinky> i think i definitely should not eat so much pizza\n<thokky> or Fat-Tony\n<slinky> haha\n<slinky> Squeaky-Vinnie\n<thokky> hehe yea
bash.org #68653:\n \n<chojin> i love reading the bottom quotes on bash.org\n<chojin> they're so funny\n<chojin> i mean, even niggers know they're funny\n<djay_> !\n<chojin> well, they would, if they could read the quotes\n<chojin> dumb niggers
bash.org #68695:\n \n<Ig[AtWork]> For your pleasure...bad quotes:\n<Ig[AtWork]> Hec-1: I got the japanese version of the bang bus\n<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: lol\n<Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: I bet the japanese version of bang bus is called... "SUPER FUN RALLY BANG BUS GO GO GO!!! Make Happy strange girl!"
bash.org #68714:\n \n<deathscout> did she like its size?\n<Medic911> not at first. It grew on her
bash.org #68777:\n \n<zamros> WHEN I SAW IT I WANTED TO SHIT MY PANTS\n<zamros> THEN I REALIZED I WAS ON THE TOILET\n<zamros> SO I JUST SHIT RIGHT THERE
bash.org #68795:\n \n<grem> i even told my engrish teacher my dog ate my homework so i was forced to gut it\n\n<grem> but it was half digested so she owed me a dog
bash.org #68806:\n \n<ChompyGator> every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby Jesus cry..\n<Flirbnic> But Jesus isn't a baby any more\n<Flirbnic> He's a corpse\n<Oberfeldwebel> OMG HE DIED?!?!?!!?\n<Oberfeldwebel> My thoughts and prayors go out to the christ fammily.
bash.org #68807:\n \n<^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know everything.\n<WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid\n<Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord\n<Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites
bash.org #69212:\n \n<MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
bash.org #69216:\n \n<Sh0t> i have bumps among my pubes\n<Dirge> Sh0t: those are testacles
bash.org #69283:\n \n<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the king of earth.\n<ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics.\n<IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more depressing.
bash.org #69326:\n \n<Huge_Spatula> I wanted to submit a mistake from "The Man in the Iron Mask" to www.moviemistakes.com that said, "Watch the scenes that feature Leanardo Dicapprio carefully. He can't act."
bash.org #69383:\n \n<bad_carpet> false alarm\n<bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCing\n<bad_carpet> I'm just embarrased.\n<bad_carpet> to be found doing so\n<bad_carpet> Imagine what they'd think if they knew a 25 year old man calling himself bad_carpet was talking to a 19 year old man calling himself, 'muffin'
bash.org #69527:\n \n<novalis> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?\n<novalis> Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
bash.org #69531:\n \n<Focusyn> hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie, Scott and Brett\n<@SJr\|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are suppose to pick girls names.
bash.org #69672:\n \n<PACHUKA> I'm exempt from draft\n<PACHUKA> W00T\n<TonyD> PACHUKA: cuz you're borderline retarded?\n<PACHUKA> tonyd: no, because I'm unfing your mother, they don't take charity workers
bash.org #69673:\n \n(doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something\n(slippy): me too\n(slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day
bash.org #69685:\n \n<+AnimeFreak> X-Bahamut, did i have a fag count of 31?\n<+AnimeFreak> err\n<+AnimeFreak> frag\n<@Tenchi> I'm sure your fag count is much higher.
bash.org #69709:\n \n*** Quits: Columbia (Connection reset by atmosphere)
bash.org #69713:\n \n<_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote:\n<_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any niggers mentioned.."\n<doggie^> hah
bash.org #69724:\n \n<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew."
bash.org #69775:\n \n<GC> What does NASA stand for?\n<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts
bash.org #69856:\n \n<meb> you never typo with dovakr
bash.org #69861:\n \n<adm> i should run for office\n<adm> and my slogan will be this\n<adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D"\n<adm> with the smiley and everything\n<ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc\n<adm> I DON'T CARE! :D
bash.org #69868:\n \n<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news.\n<Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris"\n<Kitsa> translates to\n<Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie."\n<Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.
bash.org #69872:\n \nCHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2.\nCHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes?\nCHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse.\nCHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death.\nmactigerz: rofl\nCHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out.
bash.org #69878:\n \n<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/ \n<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link \n<NSGuest-617> me neither \n<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related. \n<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me \n<+Sumez> "fresh men" \n<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is \n<+Sketchee> Damn you all. \n<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.
bash.org #69885:\n \n<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.\n<Jihan_Xan> fuck\n<Jihan_Xan> haha\n<Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.\n<[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.\n<pumkin> lol Jihan!\n<Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.\n<[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you\n<pumkin> I had to read that twice.
bash.org #69893:\n \n<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think
bash.org #69906:\n \n* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep\n<+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot\n<@Pyroman> ...
bash.org #69943:\n \n<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video\n<Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you.\n<Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first\n<Fuzen> Correct.\n<Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular.\n<Fuzen> They make out in their video.\n<Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be fucking donkeys by their next album.\n<Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix"\n<Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain\n<Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that\n<Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake.\n<Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers\n<Fuzen> I look forward to that day.
bash.org #69965:\n \n<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"\n<Spike> Why no, no I did not.
bash.org #70014:\n \n<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth
bash.org #70054:\n \n(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter"\n(@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful?
bash.org #70169:\n \n<ripper> I told u I was hardcore
bash.org #70206:\n \n<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?\n<synth> i dunno\n<Wrench> im a tool
bash.org #70207:\n \n<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB!\n<grongy> SHIT!\n<grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger quotes again
bash.org #70279:\n \n<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo\n<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny
bash.org #70281:\n \n(markut) that this was a bicycly accident\n(@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
bash.org #70288:\n \n<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'
bash.org #70290:\n \n<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.\n<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner\n<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)
bash.org #70293:\n \n<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month.\n<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me. \n<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so\n<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.\n<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested.\n<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold\n<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
bash.org #70296:\n \n--> Sunny (~Sunny@as1-71.w3c.com) has joined #gtk+\n<Sunny> hello every one\n<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
bash.org #70300:\n \n<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?\n<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
bash.org #70303:\n \n(slippy): it's appauling\n(slippy): :/\n(doggie^): like your spelling..
bash.org #70305:\n \n<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"
bash.org #70307:\n \n<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.
bash.org #70310:\n \n<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/\n<@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;)
bash.org #70312:\n \n<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar. \n<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."\n<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
bash.org #70314:\n \n<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water. \n<Mbwana> It was quite amusing.\n<Rialian> well? did you?\n<Mbwana> Yes\n<Rialian> hehehehe\n<Mbwana> It looked very neat\n<Qaulorn> you're easily amused too?\n<Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water?\n<Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel?\n<Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind?\n<Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you\n<Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so\n<Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white?\n<Mbwana> It plain\n<Mbwana> Uh\n<Mbwana> Minus the it\n<Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it.\n<Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
bash.org #70319:\n \n<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution?\n<Herne> To stop talking to you?\n<Noplex> You broke that already.\n<Herne> Oops
bash.org #70321:\n \n<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB\n<slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.\n<slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
bash.org #70322:\n \n<Beanie> so what should I play?\n<DarkMSTie> adventure games\n==Beanie fires up Zork\n<DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface\n<Beanie> graphical shmaphical\n<Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!
bash.org #70324:\n \n<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.\n<dirtyfrog> And that's the truth\n<ap0c> That's really really sad.
bash.org #70402:\n \n<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well\n<Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
bash.org #70450:\n \n<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer
bash.org #70460:\n \n<nolamerbro> i m god in cs\n<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls\n<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
bash.org #70465:\n \n<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun \n<[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested....\n<Pieh0> what??
bash.org #70473:\n \n<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble\n<adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
bash.org #70491:\n \n<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?\n<@Beerman> with who\n<@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once\n<@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments
bash.org #70505:\n \n<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day
bash.org #70529:\n \n<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses\n<whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there\n<whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.
bash.org #70543:\n \n<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong.\n<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?\n<Biggy> EXACTALY\n<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
bash.org #70544:\n \n<Z> Swear to god..\n<Z> These guinea pigs are like\n<Z> Not even 6 months old\n<Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES\n<Z> ><;\n<Incorrect> lol\n<Incorrect> hjahahahahah\n<Z> Now they're pissing me off..\n<Z> I can't get one simple pussy\n<Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
bash.org #70545:\n \n<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall.  "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."
bash.org #70559:\n \n<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today.\n<Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
bash.org #70562:\n \n<CaffieneHead>  We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.
bash.org #70565:\n \n<wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time
bash.org #70567:\n \n<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod\n<dj> whats it like?\n<Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each\n<Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead.  \n<Arch1942> Very Cool.\n<dj> cool\n<dj> whats the differences between the races?\n<Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing
bash.org #70608:\n \n<MegamanX2K> Heh, I wonder what my mom'll think when she sees my Dune 2000 T Shirt.\n<MegamanX2K> "Long life the fighters? Arabs? WTF, my son's a terrorist!"
bash.org #70667:\n \n<Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :]\n<devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100 miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting a pole.\n<Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping the guy makes the catch this time.
bash.org #70681:\n \n*** Tartuf has joined channel #college\n<Tartuf> hey\n<xab> who in the hell is that?\n<Tartuf> ...\n<Tartuf> ur worse nightmare :p\n<xab> mum?
bash.org #70746:\n \n<timmo> i wonder if gay people are ever like\n<timmo> "oh man that is so straight"\n<timmo> or\n<timmo> "youre so heterosexual"\n<Livewire0> "Quit being such a hetero!"\n<Livewireo> with the limp wrst flick, of course
bash.org #70774:\n \n<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS\n<[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME\n<[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES\n<[SA]Portable591> do it\n<[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE\n<[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS\n<[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that\n<[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS\n<[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ\n<[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN\n<[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face\n<[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST\n<[SA]rizzou> fist? or first?\n<[sa]unsound> fist\n<[sa]-piston> FIST
bash.org #71077:\n \n<Ifenna> In a CDROM drive on a PC, does the CD spin or the laser?
bash.org #71086:\n \n<WhatUSee> does anybody know a decent format utility other than the windows default?
bash.org #71089:\n \n<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so much cheaper than the P42.2ghz?\n<Rose> are they that much different?\n<Rose> speed wise?
bash.org #71091:\n \n<PD-FATAL> does windows update use java?
bash.org #71108:\n \n<unclefu> why the hell is network browsing so slow with xp\n<unclefu> ... perhaps it's cause the other computer is off...
bash.org #71125:\n \n<+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK!\n<+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had\n<+sic6sic> }=]\n* +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )
bash.org #71139:\n \n<edeity> DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends to keep asking for water.
bash.org #71152:\n \n<Antimatter> for a moment I thought M$ was going into the arms contracting business there\n<Antimatter> oh, wait. they are, aren't they\n<Antimatter> battleships running Windows... *shudder*\n<NightmareBlade> o-O\n<Antimatter> yes, they're pushing to get windows used in control systems for ships & stuff\n<Antimatter> gives a new dimension to "blue screen of death"\n<Antimatter> "Uh-oh, the fire control computer got infected with a virus"\n<NightmareBlade> ***WARNING*** U.S.S New Jersey could not load targetting codes. Please insert your Windows 98 SE cd into b:
bash.org #71162:\n \n<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss\n<pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then."\n<pHluid> That shut her up.
bash.org #71167:\n \n<mattttttt> shut up\n<mattttttt> all of you\n<cat9> fuck off \n<mattttttt> shut the fuck up and stop filling up my logs\n<cat9> if you want silence, go and idle in notepad
bash.org #71176:\n \n<@ANARCHEY> LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up... now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to :P
bash.org #71181:\n \n(@f00kaG0at) im still trying to figure out how to get to minesweeper\n(@f00kaG0at) in xp\n(@Yemen) :D\n(@f00kaG0at) goddamn new start menu\n(@Yemen) yeh\n(@Yemen) it confused me for a couple of days too\n(@f00kaG0at) ive had it 5 months\n(@Yemen) oh\n(@Yemen) ^_^
bash.org #71204:\n \n<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for\n<Gandalf> you serious?\n<Lady> wat i say\n<Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from\n<Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey \n<Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn?\n<Lady> not that much \n<Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star\n<-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)
bash.org #71216:\n \n<julia> my inglish is pore\n<Nurgle> engrish\n<julia> ja! my engrish is pore
bash.org #71241:\n \n*** kkkkkk was kicked by Rimbaud (Two kkk's doesn't make a black panther)
bash.org #71254:\n \n<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight.\n<Nakoo> Ipizza?\n<[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users\n<[Smoke]> iPizza\n<[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors\n<[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
bash.org #71269:\n \n<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]\n<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00\n<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08\n<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)\n< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now\n<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux\n<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00\n<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P\n<@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs\n<@Tecky> =-]\n< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
bash.org #71349:\n \n<@Dave> a hooker that doesn't charge upfront is known as "a girlfriend"
bash.org #71406:\n \nDutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league
bash.org #71433:\n \n<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not only against our rules but it is also against the law. It constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud. Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it.\n<hans> 0_o\n*** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods\n<Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?
bash.org #71434:\n \n*** anonimis has joined #kdl\n<anonimis> join #5fm\n<orbit> erm...\n<orbit> what?\n*** anonimis was kicked by orbit (dont advertise in here)\n<Quench> lol\n<Quench> he missed the /\n<Quench> you moron
bash.org #71435:\n \n<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy\n<Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=0665000FS10006972&\ncatid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile=04F5E73718534B93F3C511\nB6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF\n981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152\n3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF\n<Slyder> thoughts?\n<Hadaken> Get a shorter URL
bash.org #71436:\n \n<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something?\n<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes\n<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm\n<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N\n<1stStrike> oh wait
bash.org #71437:\n \n<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada.\n<jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.
bash.org #71440:\n \n(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was young I was like, wtf is that\n(@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the meaning off, I just assume it's drugs
bash.org #71441:\n \n<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids\n<Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby"\n<Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in plastic to silence it and throw it away
bash.org #71442:\n \n<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother\n<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace\n<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
bash.org #71486:\n \n<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day\n<Shanks> :(\n<@Guyver3> sorry\n<@Guyver3> i meant\n<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore
bash.org #71561:\n \n[hardlined] someone give me a phone number\n(timmo) 867-5309\n[hardlined] area code?\n(timmo) 801\n[hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for\n(timmo) jenny\n[hardlined] ;-)\n[hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service
bash.org #71573:\n \n<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"
bash.org #71577:\n \n<Skate> I believe in god as much as I believe in a world without porn...
bash.org #71590:\n \n<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today\n<Nikita> it sucked\n\n--> stef (vix@staff.root.gg) has joined #lameindustries\n--- LameServ gives channel half-operator status to stef\n<Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs\n<Iced_Eyes> hehe\n<Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches\n<stef> argh! stupid dialup\n<Rav3n> i remeber the good old days\n<Rav3n> when i used to say that\n<Rav3n> heh\n<Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?
bash.org #71626:\n \n<jas0n> man im a geek\n<jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair
bash.org #71641:\n \n<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
bash.org #71657:\n \nSway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast\nFrondz: It's not something I'm proud of.\nSway21: why's that\nFrondz: It's detrimental to masturbation.\nSway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions
bash.org #71672:\n \n<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food\n<@madCoder> :D\n<@iota> lol\n<@ploppity`away> lol mad\n* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies\n<@iota> come raid it\n<@ploppity`away> iota: pm\n<@madCoder> :O\n<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too\n<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry\n<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest\n<@ploppity`away> woah\n<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?\n<@madCoder> lmao\n<@iota> FREEZER\n<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
bash.org #71694:\n \n<Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"\n<Rjx> Go Figure.
bash.org #71701:\n \n(cutey) what you upto, cmang\n(cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking.\n(cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer\n(cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm.\n(cutey) :]\n(cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about yourself? ;)\n(cutey) :>\n(kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right?\n(cmang) :(\n(cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.
bash.org #71791:\n \n(Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery\n(doggie^): lol\n(doggie^): wonder how they managed that\n(doggie^): not many people to interview or anything
bash.org #71797:\n \n<Tarkaan> Gerbil, I've spent the past three months and about $10,000 preparing for this fucking war\n<Tarkaan> although the majority of that was buying property in Canada\n<Tarkaan> But I also got a camp stove
bash.org #71815:\n \n<kichigai> *:-}8 8-   transvestite
bash.org #71819:\n \n<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss?\n<Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics!\n<_Obi-Wan_> ebonics?\n<Andy_Hock> The disease?
bash.org #71820:\n \n(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha\n(m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle..\n(m-femme): haha\n(doggie^): lol\n([olly]): stop using it to talk then
bash.org #71847:\n \n<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i was talking to in emails and staring at in class?  i asked her about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me anymore  :/
bash.org #71853:\n \n<ZiR0> damn\n<ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty as hell
bash.org #71857:\n \n<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the fuck out of the sides
bash.org #71885:\n \n<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn\n<Dramon_Killer> err\n<Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality\n<Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate and still like chicks
bash.org #71888:\n \n* Apollo- pokes IceKarma\n* IceKarma pokes Apollo- back\n* Apollo- i spoked\n<Apollo-> s/i/is/\n<Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/\n<Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/
bash.org #71890:\n \n<Trax> Raider are you on LSD?\n<Raider> ehh, no Im on DSL
bash.org #71892:\n \n<kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a woman\n<kuribo> but deathmatching is free\n<kuribo> fragging > sex\n<WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them right, goo goes everywhere.\n<kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or stick around for another round
bash.org #71893:\n \n<chuffy> this is fucked\n<chuffy> i left my blinds open\n<chuffy> and i woke up\n<chuffy> and im sunburnt
bash.org #71896:\n \n<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on each side called?\n<Kurin> Stupid
bash.org #71897:\n \n* iMac therefore iSuck *
bash.org #71904:\n \n<un0> i want them to commit seppuku when they lose on iron chef
bash.org #71913:\n \n<Assid> ack\n<Assid> something not right here\n<Assid>  1:58am  up 1 day, 19:16,  2 users,  load average: 149.20, 123.73, 57.51
bash.org #71922:\n \n<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge\n<BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
bash.org #71946:\n \n<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd\n<z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line\n<z8ball> and im using it
bash.org #71953:\n \n<@Mike> OMG\n<@Mike> I just got a security alert\n<@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!!\n<@Mike> OMFG\n<@Mike> what do I do?????????\n* @Mike clicks the helpful lil message\n<@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall
bash.org #71954:\n \n<jim_trim> How To Know If a girl likes you \n<jim_trim> ?\n<sarah> Quite simple: If she sits naked on your hand, and it feels like a horse is eating out of your palm, she likes you.
bash.org #71964:\n \nliz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you.\nmikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear.\nmikey: <3\nliz: hahahhahahhahahhaha\nliz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me\nmikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets.\nmikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought.\nliz: ping www.loveformikey.com\nmikey: host not found :-(
bash.org #71969:\n \n[ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ?\n[ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast inside the arc?\n[ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40 nights
bash.org #71975:\n \n<Raven> spread the word of jesus my brother\n<Jonesy> j----e---s----u---s
bash.org #71979:\n \n<Knives> YOUR RADIO IS BROKEN\n<Knives> I DEMAND A REFUCK\n<Knives> .\n<Knives> REFUND
bash.org #71981:\n \n<Tommy^> anybody know if u can download win98 second edition for free if you allready own 98\n<Tommy^> cant seem to find it on microsoft site
bash.org #71983:\n \n<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?\n<Doomers> What program is IRL?\n<Mal> my god
bash.org #71989:\n \n<REIDZY> why the fuck is everyone tryign to tlak all fuckign smart
bash.org #71995:\n \n<Dezmo> man, a coworker of mine had a blind date, so I offered to call him right after he met her so if she was ugly he could act like some emergency had come up and had to go\n<Dezmo> so I call, and she answers the phone "is this the emergency phone call in case I'm a skank?"
bash.org #71996:\n \n[Tom] That was unexpected\n[Tom] I was playing with my pen\n[Tom] And it just exploded\n[ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your 'pen' enough, it will 'explode'
bash.org #71997:\n \n<Slicer> Its funny how the thought of sucking on a wet sock makes me feel sick to my stomach\n<Slicer> and the thought of sucking on a dick, disturbingly enough, doesn't.\n<Red> ...
bash.org #72014:\n \n<urandom> hrm...do you have kids?\n<RangerRick> nope\n<urandom> route add -host 192.168.0.5 gw 127.0.0.1 <--- It's comes to this, the only way I can get them to do their chores
bash.org #72043:\n \n<CyniKaL> id pretend I was gay to be the fluffer for a porn movie...\n<Kohn\|watching\|eating> Fluffer: person that sucks the cocks when they go limp during a porn movie
bash.org #72058:\n \n<JakBauer> oh thats right, we could only use 8 char nicks on efnet.\n<CactusJac> 9 chars\n<kuribo> cactus...\n<kuribo> you're on altnet now\n<kuribo> JUST ADD THE FREAKING K\n<CactusJac> no\n<kuribo> ADD IT\n<CactusJac> OK\n*** CactusJac is now known as CacktusJac
bash.org #72070:\n \n<Lincoln`s_Wax> Liberal Arts Quantum Physics: Light's damned fast and not everything is as it seems. Space is funny like that. The end.
bash.org #72076:\n \n<Aiwa> I might be writing an editorial about the state of NASCAR and what led to Dale Earnhardt's death...\n<Graphic_V> I'm guessing the wall.
bash.org #72079:\n \n<markogogo> :(\n<markogogo> I try and try and try....\n<markogogo> ... and nothing comes out of it.\n<Yellow-Snow> try using the other hand mark
bash.org #72083:\n \n<homework> oh god.. i just hit ctrl+s after putting down my pencil
bash.org #72089:\n \n<trollusk_zzz> ha ha slip\n<trollusk_zzz> i have two quotes on bash and what do you have? a hot girlfriend and a promising sports career! SUCKER
bash.org #72095:\n \n<@nuclear_> anyone know about a/c systems in cars?\n<@lucidguy> they blow.
bash.org #72117:\n \n<citizenh8> bubb rubb jacked my GC game\n<citizenh8> its been held up in Oakland for 4 days now
bash.org #72122:\n \n<StreaK> fuck im in a lot of channels\n* Volt\|Sleep does a whois a StreaK \n<Volt\|Sleep> StreaK is on #3drealms @#incest_r_us @#animalphilia @#fecalphilia @#luvn_lambs_rule @#mom-fuck-movies #disney_pics\n<StreaK> WTF\n<StreaK> i thought i had ops in disney_pics
bash.org #72130:\n \n<KKK> hey guys check this out, i can say all the banned words, and not get banned, look\n<KKK> FUCK YOU MYDOWNLOADER KAZZA XDCCSPY CRITEN INSIDERZ\n* dv sets mode: +b *!*@52DF899E39.addictz.net\n* KKK was kicked by dv (banned: Repeated Offence, No Caps! 5min ban)
bash.org #72150:\n \n<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell\n<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today\n<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."\n<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.
bash.org #72159:\n \n* H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined\n<H0merTax> hello, does anyone know what it means when it says "need correct key to join a channel"?\n<@Opeeo> to fix it type /quit special key\n*** H0merTax has left IRC (special key)\n\n* H0merTax (~FathrBake@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net) has joined\n<H0merTax> hey i tried that and it kicked me off? id really appriciater help\n<@Opeeo> try /quit special key 2\n<H0merTax> where dop i type ot in... the window that says where i connect?\n<@Opeeo> yeah bro\n<H0merTax> thanx\n*** H0merTax has left IRC (special key 2)\n\n* Opeeo sets mode: +b *!*@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net
bash.org #72160:\n \n<Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help you to be so exaggerating \n<Tristal> Do you even know what lawyers DO?
bash.org #72162:\n \n<@Jaxxin> your momma's so fat, I want to have sex with her and not tell anyone else :(
bash.org #72175:\n \n<DCGrendel> i spent 8hrs today doing evil code to do evil things i dont really understand\n<ragnarok2040> you work for microsoft?
bash.org #72181:\n \n<Null> hittman\n<Hittman> hi Null\n<Null> you are a load that should have been swallowed ;/\n<rb_> 20 bucks says he doesnt get it\n<Null> i see your 20 and raise you 20\n<Hittman> load\n<Hittman> ?\n<rb_> YES!!!\n<rb_> I WIN
bash.org #72189:\n \n<MogKnight> I need a button that makes me go forward in time\n<@Ushi> They have that.\n<@Ushi> It's called liqour.
bash.org #72194:\n \n<ZBZZN> BUKKAKE!\n<ZBZZN> I yelled that in class\n<ZBZZN> and ppl went like "WTF"\n<Killrbyte> I once had a guy yell out "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!" in the middle of a test.\n<Killrbyte> Then the guy next to him said "SHIT! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" as he whipped out a $20 bill and handed it over.
bash.org #72222:\n \n<Kythren> I think it would be hilarious if North Korea decided to launch a pre-emptive attack on the US while we're busy messing around with Iraq.\n<Ryuujin> Kythren, NK has already warned they will\n<Ryuujin> if the US doesn't stop shoving their troops into south korea\n<Kythren> Coming soon from Jerry "I love explosions" Bruckheimer:\n<Kythren> Pearl Harbor II : North Korea Strikes First!\n<Ryuujin> Pearl Harbor III: We really should have seen it coming after the last two times\n<Silence> If that wasn't so serious it might even be funny\n<Kythren> Eh, I'll probably still be laughing about it when I'm being dragged up against the wall by their troops.
bash.org #72225:\n \n<koitsu> you know you're doomed when a COMPUTER matches you up with a she-male.
bash.org #72231:\n \n<Dayv> It's amazing how many interesting games come out of Germany that are actually written for adults with IQs above the subnormal range.\n<DJTodd> How else are we supposed to train the master race?\n<DJTodd> Uh... You didn't hear that.\n<DJTodd> I know nothing! NOTHING!
bash.org #72232:\n \n<Dayv> I tell you, nothing works up an appetite like committing serious tax fraud.\n<Dayv> wrong window, ignore
bash.org #72234:\n \n<fiveiron> you porn addicted freaks\n<fiveiron> porn rots your mind\n<la_haine> course it doesn't\n<la_haine> you're thinking of TV\n<fiveiron> no, i'm thinking of porn\n<fiveiron> no wait...that didnt sound right...
bash.org #72241:\n \n<_DeViL_kDs> me need help, how do me use flash????\n<_DeViL_kDs> i have macromedia flash but cant find where to put the ftp details into it
bash.org #72246:\n \n<AT-afk> fuckin dog just ate my mom's dentures\n<AT-afk>whoa is she pissed ()\n<AT-afk>i think so neway...kinda hard to understand her on the phone with them out
bash.org #72251:\n \n(doggie^): i cant believe you're getting a new mobile number rather than do work\n(doggie^): i applaud you\n(slippy): lol\n(slippy): it's not worth the money\n(slippy): like that chap who had the WinME machine with the virus\n(slippy): two days later he called again\n(doggie^): rofl\n(slippy): "i opened the virus email again and i'm infected again"\n(slippy): <HangUp>
bash.org #72262:\n \n<lildaemon> every girl i meet and talk to ..so far ..(about mental\n            disabilities).. like personality ones\n<lildaemon> they all seem to have one\n<lildaemon> my brief analysis concludes that all girls have issues because of me\n<lildaemon> men*
bash.org #72269:\n \n<Typhon> 1 4m @n 31337 H@X0r 4nd I OwNz0R 4t kW4k3 3 4REN@. Fe4r My m4d $K1llS, D0odZ\n<xr> Typhon: you own at quake e arena ?
bash.org #72270:\n \n<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term.\n<@X-G> YOUR ASS WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED!!11~
bash.org #72271:\n \n<WookieJHWH> tA-Kane to fixe IE on mac, add the line U$3R=1d10t in the default HTML file.
bash.org #72317:\n \n<xenophile> ugh plane has a flat fire, we're going to be very very late\n<@jwz> make sure they check the heat tiles too
bash.org #72471:\n \n<b1u3> i know the movie was written by a guy who knew nothing about computers, who wanted to make a movie about computers\n<b1u3> but it has its points\n<daenonok> should have frat brothers over and watch hackers the movie, and every time they make shit up, you drink a shot\n<daenonok> you'd be passed out in twenty mins\n<b1u3> yea but they got that worldwide virus on one floppy disk, and it had a fucking sidekick virus to distract people\n<b1u3> you got people these days like 'yo i just pulled these leet kiddie sploits together into one bad mutha, the fifth cd is half burned!'
bash.org #72506:\n \n<thenanny> What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating across the room?\n<thenanny> Drop it nigger!
bash.org #72571:\n \n<Perrin> I really need a back neonazi techno \n<Perrin> er \n<ToasterThief> ... \n<Perrin> -neonazi techno +massage \n<Perrin> c&p is not my friend.
bash.org #72614:\n \n<ex-machina> I had to change rooms at my hotel. You know you spend too long online when you laugh at the fact that you got moved from 1024 to 768.
bash.org #72623:\n \n<palos> i loved electives cause there were actually girls in them, oh and they were really easy :)\n<blindwork> the girls or the classes?\n<palos> yes
bash.org #72633:\n \n<Logic_BomB> oddest thing said to me all day, i tell a friend not to use plethora in his introduction cause its too wordy sound and he tells me:\n<Logic_BomB>  Don't make me open a plethora of cans all which contain some whup-ass
bash.org #72635:\n \n<KiloStar> I could probably get away with making $usedesign = $sidebar for the moment\n<KiloStar> heh\n<ShyAway> $usedesign=false :O\n<KiloStar> that would screw it up a bit\n<KiloStar> unless I made it if (!$usedesign) $usedesign = "default"\n<KiloStar> and then youd be pwned\n<ShyAway> $usedesign="incorrectvalue"\n<KiloStar> if (!file_exists("$pathtokajar$usedesign")) $usedesign = "default"\n<KiloStar> mwahaha\n<ShyAway> $usedesign=default\n<DartHomework> wow, it's like the Dueling Banjos of nerds
bash.org #72652:\n \n<@slippy> Interests:  Computers: Cyberculture, Hobbies: Literature, Science:\n          Physics, Space: Star-Trek\n<@slippy> doesn't bode well for her dress size
bash.org #72657:\n \n<CapnHardcastle> do the ppl on bash.org randomly move from chat server to chat server taking ppl's comments out of context or do they sit on just one server?
bash.org #72705:\n \n<railed> this channel is like an escher drawing\n<railed> we're all condescending assholes, but nobody's at the bottom
bash.org #72721:\n \n<Pyrate> I was downloading a hentai game, but it was slowing down my Harry Potter download, so I canceled it... I think I may be a little retarded
bash.org #72749:\n \n<@niko> vox : i have inadvor zim for u   when u want?\n<@vox> is it on ur laptop?\n<@niko> no, its in that media form call 'cd's\n<@vox> bring d cds to me whenevr\n<@vox> lik 2morrO\n<@niko> k\n<@vox> lt\n<@vox> m 2 bz 2 typ all lttrz\n<@vox> bz bz bz\n<@vox> u r not imprtnt enuff 4 all lttrz\n<@niko> ur a fag
bash.org #72852:\n \n<WerdPerfect> whats up with indian people and java\n<WerdPerfect> its like mexicans and yardwork\n<WerdPerfect> wtf\n<CrotchCapers> hHAHHWFRHAWH)R*@
bash.org #72870:\n \n<[--S--]> we drove past your house last night owen\n<an\|man\|ac> i thought they only took the garbage on fridays
bash.org #72873:\n \n<Ludious> I think it's delightfully ironic that the aisle across from the valentines stuff at Walmart features family size bottles of vaseline.
bash.org #72879:\n \n<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore\n<ogw-iii> google for it
bash.org #72891:\n \n<VodkaV> lol, french tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
bash.org #72894:\n \n<rastakid> Geez .. I really should stop with computers. I wrote a valentine card, and signed it with "H4ppy V4l3nt1n3" ..
bash.org #72922:\n \n<myne> has anyone else seen the mpeg of tubgirl?\n\n<myne> It is the closest I have ever come to throwing up on a screen\n\n<myne> it is sooo much wronger than the jpeg\n\n<myne> it was in my sisters inbox of all places\n\n<@toe2toe> a) you dont have a sister \n\n<@toe2toe> b) you ARE a sister \n\n<@toe2toe> c) i hate you \n\n<myne> I'll opt for C as it is the most correct answer\n\n<@toe2toe> they werent options
bash.org #72927:\n \n<Mullet_Man> its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s\n<Mullet_Man> there all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"\n<Mullet_Man> i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
bash.org #72944:\n \n<Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile\n<@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles?\n<MarysKid> math not your major SJr?\n<@SJr> actually it is :)\n<MarysKid> LOL\n<MarysKid> um... OK\n<@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6 \n<@SJr> which works out to 5/3\n<@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6\n<Mojokoko> bah...\n<Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska
bash.org #72967:\n \n<Twingy> but I don't see the reason for sending so many troops over when they can do it autonomously\n<DooD> because\n<DooD> the troops are bored\n<DooD> we gotta let them out to rape a third world country every once in a while\n<Twingy> seriously, I'm beginning to think so\n<skymoosUK> sick DooD\n<DooD> i meant rape in a figurative drop-bombs-on-your-ass-and-piss-on-your-corpse sense.\n<skymoosUK> oh, thats okay then, i thought you meant sexual and stuff
bash.org #72991:\n \n<fubar> We have a town called "Gay Head, MA"\n<fubar> There's a town in Wisconsin named Spread Eagle \n<fubar> There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit\n<Jagfire> I like gay head better\n<fubar> I'm sure you do
bash.org #72993:\n \n<ap0c> i'm building a computer out of the remnants of the Columbia.\n<ap0c> it's gonna crash a lot\n<ap0c> buh dum tssh\n<xenu-> lmao
bash.org #72995:\n \n<MrMaddog> Hairy men and eggs does not a porn make :P\n<Rucas> You've never been to Germany, have you?
bash.org #73010:\n \n<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping?\n<Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing?\n<Genki--> there is no spoon
bash.org #73018:\n \n<jerk> napster's death kinda ruined it for me.  I don't trust any of the programs out there now...too much spyware\n<bloke> ahhh\n<jerk> backdoors bigger than a transvestite's\n<bloke> theres an expression that u just don't hear enough
bash.org #73022:\n \n<everydayiscatday> im gunna hack the nickelodeon website and put a giant picture of my cock on it instead\n<ramoth4> I think they have cock ID databases now\n<ramoth4> after 9/11 you know
bash.org #73028:\n \n<Verchiani> whats a good word to get shaved into the back of your head??\n<DeathJester> idiot
bash.org #73043:\n \n<JustinW> My girlfriend says Shaft sucks.\n<Sigma> JustinW: maybe she just isn't doing it right.
bash.org #73049:\n \n<Omegaquila> 3 2 1\n<normanpennyworth> whenever someone goes 3 2 1 that's my cue to BREAK IT DOWN
bash.org #73052:\n \n<TheDingo> okay.. i walked into the kitchen to get something, and my mom is on the phone with someone and she says "i said, 'who are you to talk? you showed the inside of your anus to half the nation!'"\n<TheDingo> and i just screamed "you know the goatse man?!"
bash.org #73059:\n \n<devoid> did you know what dell dude got busted for pot\n<SSSXIII> yeah ;D\n<devoid> it confuses me because i always thought marijuana was a gateway drug
bash.org #73065:\n \n<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those...\n<SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff\n<Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/
bash.org #73067:\n \n!dmwaters*! This is a wallops message for the Freenode network If you do not wish to see theese messages, type /mode yournick -w now. Thank you for using Freenode!:)\n!lilo*! This is a WALLOPS message for freenode.  These messages contain non-critical comments and announcements and detailed server info.  If you'd like to turn them off, '/mode <yournick> -w' works on most clients.  Thank you for using freenode!\n!lilo*! For reference, this is a non-critical comment.  Erm, wait.  Yeah.  I think.\n!brd*! m00 cow m00.. This is a non-critical m00, please stay tuned for further m00s\n!lilo*! Hmph.\n!brd*! ;P
bash.org #73068:\n \n<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program\n<Eight> uh\n<Karva> haha\n<Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of parts for them shuttles.\n<Eight> I mean uh.. oops.
bash.org #73081:\n \n<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges, except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"
bash.org #73085:\n \n<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.\n<Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."\n<Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.\n<Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.\n<Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"\n<Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."
bash.org #73092:\n \n(DreamThtr): im not american\n(DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert\n(CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight
bash.org #73102:\n \n<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks\n<Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black
bash.org #73104:\n \n(IRC trivia)\n<IMAP> masturbating\n<Guest89332>  IMAP wins 5 Points for  masturbating
bash.org #73108:\n \n<martin> USER     TTY      FROM              LOGIN@   IDLE   JCPU   PCPU  WHAT\n<martin> martin   :0       -                 8:19pm   ?     0.00s   ?     -\n<martin> god      pts/2    h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm  0.00s  0.07s  0.07s  -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com\n<Nikita> umm\n<Nikita> why a text browser?\n<martin> i dunno\n<Nikita> lamo\n<martin> =/\n<GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?
bash.org #73140:\n \n<saxxonpike> What a dumbass.\n<saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support.\n<mrmojo> how stupid\n<saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up.\n<saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
bash.org #73149:\n \nHelix04: we had a debate in lit today\nHelix04: alec did our conclusion\nHelix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists\nHelix04: I don't think we won
bash.org #73165:\n \n<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)
bash.org #73166:\n \n<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\
bash.org #73169:\n \n<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much\n<chockoman> YEAH\n<chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES\n<chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU\n<chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING
bash.org #73179:\n \n<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere\n<SunTzuX> should be called*\n<[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence?
bash.org #73182:\n \n<ziz> the internet is boring\n<ziz> i want the expansion pack
bash.org #73184:\n \n<B-Love>:  Where the fuck did all the forks go? \n<Fect>:  I ate them.\n<B-Love>:  Why the fuck did you eat a fork?\n<Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware?\n<B-Love>:  YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!
bash.org #73185:\n \n<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins.  It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people."  \n<B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"\n<Pac>: No, he said "assass"
bash.org #73186:\n \n<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate :  *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit
bash.org #73190:\n \n<`torm`> i like ur mom\n<Cyphatic> necrophiliac\n<`torm`> 0ipoi\n<`torm`> [ pjpi i\o\n<`torm`> [ppjp[\n<`torm`> sopjrry\n<`torm`> sorry\n<`torm`> i like ur sister\n<`torm`> i heard she is very hotz\n<Cyphatic> pedophile\n<`torm`> ophr
bash.org #73191:\n \n<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave\n<obi`> haha\n<obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once\n<obi`> but i didn't press the button\n<obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit\n<obi`> ...just in case\n<xoiprocs> ok..\n<obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig
bash.org #73192:\n \n<olah> what does 'dunno' mean?\n<goof> i don't know\n<olah> anyone else?\n<goof> i said i don't know\n<olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?\n<goof> I DON'T KNOW !!\n<olah> yeah, i know\n<goof> then why do you ask?!\n<olah> because i want to know!\n<goof> you said you DID know!\n<olah> no, i know that you don't know\n<goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!\n<olah> what, then?\n<goof> i don't know\n<olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!\n<goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !!\n<goof> aargh...stupid...
bash.org #73199:\n \n(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday\n(slippy): it said "may contain nuts"
bash.org #73207:\n \n<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up'\n<Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :\|\n<Paul_> i was horrified.\n<Paul_> the pyschological implications....
bash.org #73222:\n \n< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type though lathiat\n<@Lathiat> anyway bbl\n< terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak well enough\n< terminus> 37337 I meant\n<@Lathiat> u mean 31337\n< terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really elite
bash.org #73571:\n \n<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1\n*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
bash.org #73614:\n \n<FiZi> Radu\n<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?\n<Tac0> dongles\n<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up
bash.org #73615:\n \n<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe\n<WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking\n<FiZi> Time for a shower booz\n<WO-BOoz> nuts to that
bash.org #73737:\n \n<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather
bash.org #74063:\n \n<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS\n\n-Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched\n...\n<xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration\n-Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
bash.org #74071:\n \n<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show\n<Hostility[B-A]> 1 man\n<Hostility[B-A]> 25 women\n<c0ldfyr3`HW> haha\n<Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D\n<c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs\n<Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates\n<Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids\n<Hostility[B-A]> yes\n<Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids\n<Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao
bash.org #74074:\n \n<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is supersize thier dinner and they put out.
bash.org #74075:\n \n<Bofia> YOU're already addicted\n<Bofia> to p0rn\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years dumbass\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father\n<SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn\n<Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was a popup advertising it!\n<Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you...\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have control over what popups these sick bastards put on their sites!\n<Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny....\n<Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker\n<Bofia> I think u fucked her to much
bash.org #74077:\n \n<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA
bash.org #74087:\n \n[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice\n[WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game?\n[WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day?\n[aphr0] you try battling 5 nations\n[WillLab] I hate you
bash.org #74089:\n \n<Nope> how fast does semen travel?\n<Dzza> slow\n<Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast
bash.org #74091:\n \ntophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here\nCowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere wanna go\ntophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE\nCowboyVik124: updawg?\ntophyr: DAMMIT.\nCowboyVik124: in watching van wiler\ntophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS\nCowboyVik124: wilder\nCowboyVik124: i did\ntophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS\nCowboyVik124: what is it\ntophyr: OMFG.\ntophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG\ntophyr: GOD\nCowboyVik124: what is updawg\ntophyr: YES.\nCowboyVik124: what is it\ntophyr: omfg\ntophyr: say it out loud\nCowboyVik124: updawg?\ntophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD\nCowboyVik124: i am\ntophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.\ntophyr: TEXANS!
bash.org #74094:\n \n<Abstract> wb\n<Wolf> thanks\n<Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer\n<Abstract> why?\n<Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do
bash.org #74096:\n \n<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja\n<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/
bash.org #74102:\n \n<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was \n<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?\n\n<Mardom> because they have big penises and are dumb
bash.org #74108:\n \nDasKrav: What do gay horses eat?\nDasKrav: *limp wrist wave* Hey
bash.org #74111:\n \n<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Pedophilia) Stop touching my thing. Your hands are rough and calloused. I am only six.\n<kuribo> [Random Topical Haiku] (Slashdot.org) I've Got A Cool Site. What The Fuck? So Much Traffic! Now My Server's Down.
bash.org #74114:\n \n<Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^\n<nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..\n* Arttemis kills nem\n<Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.\n<D> You can't even look at the menu.\n<Arttemis> Sure I can.\n<Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.\n<D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette.\n<D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone.\n<Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.
bash.org #74116:\n \n<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex\n* Chamelion has left #Overclockers\n* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers\n* Chamelion has left #Overclockers\n* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers\n* Chamelion has left #Overclockers\n* Chamelion has joined #Overclockers\n<Chamelion> splurt\n<Chamelion> :P\n<Forraje> i hate you\n<PaulzY> did we have to witness that\n<Chamelion> sorry :(\n<PaulzY> go work on your stamina
bash.org #74139:\n \n<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM\n<Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality\n<Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully\n<Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc\n<Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?
bash.org #74145:\n \n<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever since I was a kid.\n<Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd ever get to becoming a Jedi.         \n<Jordan> *nods*\n<jagyd> god save the queen
bash.org #74147:\n \n<@cray> ^^_\n<@cray> oh shit\n<@cray> picasso smilies\n<@cray> ^_^
bash.org #74148:\n \n<DrNick668> i was clever enough to flush a condom in a toilet and now if i look down the drain in my bathroom there is a condom snagged on something hanging halfway down the hole\n<DrNick668> i can't move it\n<Livewireo> drain the toilet and dig it out\n<c-rOCK> fuck that\n<c-rOCK> eat some burritos\n<c-rOCK> attack with force.
bash.org #74150:\n \n<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm glow of a CRT with a good PDF?
bash.org #74159:\n \n<downizzlslopizl> i vote for steve erwin for the internet's patron saint\n<DrFurious> i nominate hitler\n<DrFurious> saint hitler\n<beej> ...\n<beej> well he did kill millions of the religious opposition\n<beej> I guess\n<DrFurious> yeah\n<beej> if you wanna look at it that way\n<DrFurious> and he stopped the depression\n<beej> there is that\n<downizzlslopizl> he almost got rid of those dirty jews\n<beej> he revived the german furnace indistry\n<downizzlslopizl> omg bj\n<DrFurious> haha\n<downizzlslopizl> that was the msot horrible thing\n<DrFurious> haha\n<downizzlslopizl> i ever heard\n<downizzlslopizl> rofl\n<DrFurious> his freezing experiments furthered science in leaps and bounds
bash.org #74164:\n \n<ziz> i wrote a haiku\n<ziz> but it is not very good\n<ziz> so i won't share it\n<Nastard> i wrote one myself\n<Nastard> it is much better than yours\n<Nastard> i should write some more
bash.org #74183:\n \n<CommanderStab> I once knew a guy who impersonated a teenage girl on the Internet\n<CommanderStab> He tricked married men into believing he was a 14 year old Swedish girl and then said that "she'd like to get a call from him but Dad woudl get suspicious if he heard the phone ring".\n<CommanderStab> So they'd give him their phone number and he'd use it to trace their addresses down and find out information about them.\n<CommanderStab> Then he'd blackmail them into giving him their bank account details.\n<heythere> ... did he get caught? ^^"\n<CommanderStab> Apparantely the cops came around a couple of times investigating him. He always told the cops that he had got the information pretending to be a 14 year old girl that the men had wanted to get in contact with.\n<CommanderStab> Apparantely nobody ever pressed further charges =D\n<heythere> damn ... i gotta try that!
bash.org #74191:\n \n<[ _Bender_ ]> Guys, I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002... Can I still install that this year?
bash.org #74201:\n \n<IndianElvis>: I AM NOT TALKING LOUD I AM JUST USED TO THIS , I AM A COBOL PROGRAMMER
bash.org #74208:\n \n<jGoo> i wish when you guessed a channels key it didnt say (need correct key), i recon it should say things like (warmer) (WARMER) (HOT!!)\n<jGoo> .....?\n<jGoo> does this nick make me look fat?
bash.org #74327:\n \n<Imajin> I bet you havent heard of Hingham MA either.\n<Foom> no, but i've heard of MA.\n<\|\|bass> ive seen MA on the map....\n<\|\|bass> it's purple!\n<\|\|bass> :D
bash.org #74330:\n \n<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time\n<shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it\n<shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance
bash.org #74372:\n \n<Apollo-> 12,000 tourists went to Antarctica in 2000\n<eclypse> why the hell would you want to go there ;)\n<eclypse> "WOW, its insanely cold and very white."\n<eclypse> "if you look to your left you see some snow, to the right, some snow, behind us, a bigass piece of ice."\n<eclypse> "and if you look around you you'll see several more complete morons who paid about what you did to see this shit"
bash.org #74453:\n \n<timmo> i need to learn the piano part to\n<timmo> journey - faithfully\n<Mutation> heh, never heard of that, whats the genre?\n<McMoo> you've never heard of journey?\n<Mutation> they could be only american....\n<Mutation> and havn't tried to go international yet
bash.org #74455:\n \n<treepwood> i wanna go anna nicole tipping
bash.org #74464:\n \n<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a few myself.
bash.org #74488:\n \n( +la_haine ) some bloke just turned up at my office saying he was here for an interview with the BBC\n( mademoiselle ) wtf\n( +la_haine ) that's what I said\n( _seb_ ) do you work at the bbc?\n( +la_haine ) well, no\n( +la_haine ) hence my confusion\n( mademoiselle ) it would have been even funnier if you were in taiwan\n( _seb_ ) ah then i can see how you would be confused\n( +seraph ) ROFL\n( +la_haine ) it's like 'sorry, I think you're in the wrong city'\n( mademoiselle ) hehe\n( +la_haine ) 'there's no BBC here'\n( +la_haine ) 'you want London - about 2 hours that way'
bash.org #74519:\n \n<sirex> is there an enlightenment key sequence to run a command without a shell?\n<Ralp> Probably\n<sirex> thanks ralp\n<Ralp> I'm here to help!\n<Ralp> Wait, no I'm not, I'm here to avoid the drudgery of my real life and wallow in denial.
bash.org #74533:\n \n(@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms".\n(@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.
bash.org #74534:\n \n<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
bash.org #74543:\n \n< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good\n< Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ?\n<@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.
bash.org #74562:\n \n(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...)\n\n* Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc\n<Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more \n<Rose_w> I can't smile about this\n<@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers  - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client. \n<@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems.\n<@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; )\n<@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself..\n<Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens\n<@peer> Rose_w, you want my address?\n<Rose_w> peer i want an Answer \n<eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be undrestanding anything  so alhoa\n<@peer> <-- scared\n<@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your connection, You can contact IRC ops for help\n<@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk you out of disconnecting people..\n<Rose_w>  i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;)\n<Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this problems till today\n<Rose_w> just a moment please\n<Rose_w> Hello  Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But if you always do not break my connection off go that. I apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must.\n<Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry\n<Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to?\n<Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it\n...
bash.org #74563:\n \n<Clecky> hey\n<SargeZT> Hey\n<SargeZT> SEX?\n<Clecky> sure\n* Clecky sex\n* SargeZT sex\n<SargeZT> Done\n<SargeZT> Cya\n<Clecky> bye
bash.org #74565:\n \n<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is???\n\n<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
bash.org #74567:\n \n<herze> miss pearl\n<herze> my love for you is like diherrea\n<helpimarock> what\n<herze> i just cant hold it in\n<madpunk-nap> omg\n<helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh\n<madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite\n<helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard\n<madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop\n<herze> haha\n<herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you\n<herze> i have a few more\n<madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep\n<herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another?\n<herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me
bash.org #74578:\n \n<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server
bash.org #74579:\n \n<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid\n<mindfuck> No manual entry for how\n<mindfuck> No manual entry for to\n<mindfuck> No manual entry for get\n<mindfuck> No manual entry for laid\n<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail#\n<mindfuck> <\|:]\n<Nikita> sucks\n<Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that\n<Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
bash.org #74583:\n \n<kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/katsucon-09-042.jpg\n<kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI COSTUME\n<DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default
bash.org #74592:\n \n<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster"\n<+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of lobster!\n<+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?!
bash.org #74593:\n \n<EricClancy> guys\n<EricClancy> do you pronounce it live or live?
bash.org #74601:\n \n[20:21] <cooldaw13>  2nd Hint: 176*   30.0 secs & 12 Points Remaining\n[20:22] <cooldaw13>  3rd Hint: 176*   15.0 secs & 6 Points Remaining\n[20:22] <StealthStalker> 1760\n<StealthStalker> 1761\n<StealthStalker> 1762\n<StealthStalker> i give up\n<cooldaw13>  Times up!  The answer was ->  1763  <-\n<StealthStalker> OMG
bash.org #74609:\n \n<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF\n<XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law.\n<frash> hahaha
bash.org #74616:\n \n<8trac> Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen through a sniper scope?
bash.org #74629:\n \n<jent> cuz it hates you \n<jent> thats what i always blame my problems on\n<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
bash.org #74636:\n \n<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit.\n<Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though.\n<POINGjam> I see.\n<POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit.\n<Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the fuck..\n<Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him.\n<POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.
bash.org #74637:\n \nTom says:  It got frightening quite a few times.\nTom says:  Eh, it was a learning experience.  \nAsh072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up the retarded chick?\nAsh072 says: hello?\nTom says:Oh, sorry.\nTom says:Which one?  \nAsh072 says:  That's my boy...can't even remember all the retarded chicks he'\nAsh072 says:  he's slept with\nTom says:  Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I.\nAsh072 says:  Thank god for that drug!
bash.org #74663:\n \n<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^ \n* Superkuh is still laughing.\n<Ezelek> How about stabbing?\n<kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb... \n<Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective?\n<kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?"  Doesn't do it for me... \n<Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking thing.\n<kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work? \n<Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why?\n<kyhm> Stab me... ^_^ \n<Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself!\n<Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind.
bash.org #74669:\n \n<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like\n<[ryan]WIN> the special ed class\n<[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot retards\n<[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral
bash.org #74670:\n \n<superghos> i'm gonna go hug my dad just so i can see the "christ, is he gay?" face
bash.org #74672:\n \n<Xavier> Stop poking me\n* Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm repeatedly\n<Xavier> hey, that hurts\n* Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm\n<Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you.\n<Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood.\n* Zsparke snarfs her rice
bash.org #74674:\n \nDukeMalisto: huh?\nDukeMalisto: i've been/am watching black hawk down.\nDukeMalisto: later\nLockee: timestamps would help]\nLockee: i said that like 2 hours ago ;P\nLockee: but, hey, i assumed you were there, my bad\nLockee: damn, leaving already?  nobody to talk to here but me and my dick\nLockee: and we aint on speakin' terms since the mason jar incident....
bash.org #74675:\n \n<kuribo> wanna CS?\n<TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex.\n<TheCat> In which case, sure!\n<kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming faggot\n<TheCat> I knew that...........
bash.org #74676:\n \nKnoxy: Her boobs are like "RAWR!"\nKnoxy: Those boobs are like "Rawr."\nFoofaloo: i wish they were like "winrar" \nKnoxy: Then I could be like "I'm going to WinUnZip my pants now"\nKnoxy: "And wank until I explode all over your WinfACE"
bash.org #74684:\n \n<SlasherX> #php is all communist based\n* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php\n<Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank\n<Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
bash.org #74688:\n \n<Shadow> You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth?\n<Shadow> Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone, then chew some Orbit gum\n<Shadow> Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean!
bash.org #74691:\n \n<Gartt> hows the job hunt going?\n<Lubey> lol not too great\n<Lubey> theres sod all\n<Gartt> I hear mcdonalds are looking for hard working enthusiastic individuals\n<Lubey> id cook my own dick before working in a mcdonalds\n* Kittie-Ash hands Lubey a small guillotine\n<Lubey> small?!?!?!?!!??!
bash.org #74700:\n \n<XorioN> o\n<XorioN> o/\n<XorioN> /o/\n<DummeGaas> Heh\n<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o\n<DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the\n<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o
bash.org #74702:\n \n<Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?
bash.org #74708:\n \nnih: I've had it with young girls.. often emotionally underdeveloped, insecure and terrible in bed\nnih: feel free to prove me wrong ;)\nRuth: lol\nRuth: nah, i agree with you\nRuth: young girls are terrible in bed\nnih: they get better once they hit puberty
bash.org #74710:\n \n<novaflare> why not use windows me\n<Maralia> nova\n<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os hehehe\n<Maralia> I was about to say\n<Maralia> me < all\n<novaflare> windows me owns\n<novaflare> till your first crash\n<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes\n<Phirefly> me = gay\n<Maralia> ...
bash.org #74719:\n \n<Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker, i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;)\n<Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats.\n<arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing in his side\n<Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;)\n<golgy> run snmp traps\n<galahad> golgy: laugh\n<golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating"\n<galahad> yeah, it would be amusing\n<galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to determine time of death..
bash.org #74727:\n \n<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :)\n<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?\n<Autocracy> because it's me...\n<Autocracy> that's usually the case...\n<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...\n* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next meeting, to be less obvious.\n<Autocracy> eh?\n<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^\n<Autocracy> heh\n<Autocracy> haha\n<Autocracy> lmao\n* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.
bash.org #74728:\n \n<Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO\n<Darkard>  Kill yourself?\n<Darkard>  Always a good idea.\n<Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?
bash.org #74741:\n \n*** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq\n<hohum> how are you gentlemen?\n<hohum> all your base are belong to US
bash.org #74749:\n \n< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you.\n* drusillia glares at st2\n\n* st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
bash.org #74785:\n \n<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off\n<duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts...\n<ats> duncan: wife and two kids?\n<duncan> ats: my wife is maskable\n<ats> three kids ??\n<duncan> ats: yes.  It seemed like a good idea at the time...\n* duncan reboots his brain\n<-- duncan has quit (Quit: ircII/tkirc)
bash.org #74816:\n \n* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and erattic in thoughts and such\n<Kristoph> which field?\n<z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics\n<Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?\n<z2so4> yeah... now I work with them\n<Kristoph> :D
bash.org #74817:\n \n<fuzion> omg dude\n<fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture\n<fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment complex\n<fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"
bash.org #74836:\n \n<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex? \n<fatbastard_> be right back\n* fatbastard_ has left #the=channel
bash.org #74846:\n \n<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done\n<setzer> i was fapping\n<setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel\n<Miroku> loser\n<Miroku> were u in the kitchen\n<setzer> no\n<setzer> i ran to the kitchen\n<setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock\n<setzer> i had already finished\n<setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel\n<Miroku> dunt tell anyone\n<Miroku> and see what happens\n<setzer> im not going to
bash.org #74855:\n \n< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus.\n< kara> ack, sorry\n< BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
bash.org #74937:\n \n<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss."\n<Kristy> :(\n<Kosta> hahahaha level 1\n<Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
bash.org #74945:\n \n<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll\n<Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again\n<Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen\n<ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
bash.org #74963:\n \n<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war\n<Merl>: hunger or pain?\n<lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
bash.org #74966:\n \n<screamingholt> At that stage  was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed\n<screamingholt> Damn...Fn key\n<redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P\n<redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
bash.org #74969:\n \n<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic?\n<skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course\n<GamInTheCity> Oh, of course\n<skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship\n<skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key.\n<GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
bash.org #74978:\n \n<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists\n<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o\n<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs\n<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory\n<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more\n<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money\n<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place\n<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding\n<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
bash.org #74988:\n \n<Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band...\n<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD\n<Freyer> lol..\n<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn\n<Hiryuu> Cereal porn\n<Ayisha> lol O.o\n<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?\n<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!"\n<Ayisha> O.o;;\n<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
bash.org #74991:\n \n* deegan is gone. cupcakes and oralsex @ my mom's place
bash.org #74992:\n \n<Corvis> dead girls dont say no\n<Pulp\|^^> Dead girls don't need to be bought a drink ^^\n<Corvis> dead girls dont need valentines day\n<Latino\|Awayzz> dead girls dont care if you're finished in 12 seconds flat
bash.org #75002:\n \n<TylerParker> As for the third LOTR\n<TylerParker> I hope they don't leave out my favorite part of the book\n<TylerParker> The part with the mushroom cloud at the end that gets frodo and jarjar binks\n<Rabbitoh> dildo binks and baggar vance are the best part of LOTR\n<TylerParker> And then Willy Wonka comes out and gives them two golden tickets
bash.org #75009:\n \n<Shinji>  I heard Great White's writing a new song after the disaster\n<Shinji>  "Once Bitten, Twice OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHHHH"
bash.org #75050:\n \n<tiocsti> ugh\n<tiocsti> i twisted my ankle on my way home\n<tiocsti> and i turned down a ride home from some hot girl on like a boxster\n<tiocsti> hmm maybe i shouldnt have set shredder to 10 mins per move when it analyzed a 90 move game\n<tiocsti> 15 hrs\n<tiocsti> its like half done i guess\n<subcube> what?????
bash.org #75061:\n \n<DG530>  yo santa's getting foreclosed\n<AristaJace>  what?\n<DG530>  http://www.aohell.com/santachap11.html\n<AristaJace>  if santa was jewish then he wouldn't have these problems   \n<DG530>  lolol \n<AristaJace>  he'd hire cheap mexicans to do the work and then he'd use oxy-clean to make sure it all looked nice and shiny
bash.org #75069:\n \n<K-sPecial> i'm trying to fork a server connection for every client that connects\n<K-sPecial> although i dont want to writ 200 forks down my main perl script\n<fxn> K-sPecial: you can limit your childs if you want\n<rastakid> fxn: By using protection you mean?
bash.org #75078:\n \n<Zak-> Girls are like gaming pings. Unless you're in control of the server, expect lag and bad gameplay.
bash.org #75093:\n \n<KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"\n<KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room\n<KT> how could he know.. \n<Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?\n<scanez> lol\n<KT> lol
bash.org #75106:\n \nCrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father? \nsidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
bash.org #75110:\n \n<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think\n<mindstorms> take that siemens!\n<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol\n<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
bash.org #75137:\n \n<blueroo> Seattle FD has a real time 911 dispatch log online\n<blueroo> that's pretty cool\n<ircsloth> I bet where I live the log would be like 2\n<ircsloth> ours would be like "2:12am Cow on road again"\n<ircsloth> "2:30am Drunk guy passed out in middle of road"
bash.org #75145:\n \n<comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house'
bash.org #75153:\n \n<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess
bash.org #75154:\n \n<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots\n<Galactic>  I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT\n<Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example\n<Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids\n<Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.\n<Galactic>  fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit\n<Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"\n<Galactic>  Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.\n<Galactic>  FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me\n<Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches\n<Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. \n<Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?\n<Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think\n<Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"\n<Galactic>  NO.\n<Galactic>  I'd be thinking\n<Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"\n<Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"\n<Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast\n<Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big\n<Flaming_Duck>  not me\n<Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore\n<Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up\n<Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"\n<FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money\n<Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.\n<Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...\n<Galactic>  Lucky Charms.\n<Galactic>  FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS\n<Galactic>  Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?\n<Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.\n<Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE\n<Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.\n<Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"\n<Galactic>  ....\n<Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!\n<Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here\n<Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."
bash.org #75173:\n \n*** Parts: Moses
bash.org #75184:\n \n<Andypoo> http://antarctica.starbiz.com.au/\n<Andypoo> How much does it cost to go to Antarctica anyway? :)\n<nukie> its all downhill, so it wouldn't cost much\n<nukie> only costs lots to come back, cause thats uphill
bash.org #75185:\n \n<Gothmog> ive got this to say for that pool after about 10:30 at night\n<Gothmog> its absolutely fucking freezing\n<Zen> arg\n<Zen> ur nuts\n<Gothmog> yeah they were freezing too
bash.org #75186:\n \n<Xx_No1_xX> man i never seen a pair of underwares flush so easly .. i swear thet got T-3 lines in the toilets
bash.org #75196:\n \n<SA-Meta> pyro send me a good computer and war3\n<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Alright.  Address?\n<SA-PYRoMaNiaC> And if you act now, the Anthrax is free!\n<SA-Meta> OMG YES!
bash.org #75198:\n \n<Sloan_Chanston> I wonder if eating dropped froot loops off a semen-stained floor is acceptable under the 10-Second Rule convention\n<Yeyende> No, I really dont think it is\n<Sloan_Chanston> Too late.\n<Yeyende> eeeeewww\n<Dredly> No. Fucking. Way.\n<Yeyende> That is disgusting Sloan\n<Sloan_Chanston> Oh, like neither of you have tasted your own semen.\n<Yeyende> ...\n<Yeyende> No, I can't say that I have\n<Sloan_Chanston> In liberal California we call that "self-discovery"
bash.org #75203:\n \n<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it.. and im actually starting to like the notices of them going offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring a gun..
bash.org #75218:\n \n<schnorks> Someday when the internet is bigger, we'll all name our kids by screennames like KewlKid2445
bash.org #75220:\n \n<Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word is final, sorry
bash.org #75222:\n \n<matanle> can someone help me use the trainer for mafia, i never used a trainer before? \n<bobFoo> go get the trainer trainer
bash.org #75224:\n \n--> Smoothice (Smoothice@AC865D64.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux\n<Smoothice> Is there any free versions of UNIX?
bash.org #75229:\n \n<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC \n<Fenix> program? \n<Josh> yees \n<Fenix> im not using one
bash.org #75246:\n \n<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores.\n<synec> inhale the fumes more deeply
bash.org #75249:\n \n<CyberMind> ive been programming and using computers since my old days in the womb.\n<CyberMind> umbilical ethernet\n<SR71Goku> how fast do you get on it?\n<SR71Goku> I'd imagine at least 1gigabit/s\n<CyberMind> actually quite slow.\n<CyberMind> network was flooded with protein and nutrient packets.\n<SR71Goku> LOL...\n<SR71Goku> "Daddy once DoSed my connection..."\n<CyberMind> ok im ending it right there.
bash.org #75254:\n \n* Rage slaps phucker with his glove\n<@Rage> i challange you to a dule\n<@Phucker> I challenge you to a spelling-contest.
bash.org #75267:\n \n<FeralWolf> actually, many Canadians do mock the Columbia disaster\n<AriaStargazer> Pff\n<AriaStargazer> they're just jealous because\n<AriaStargazer> the closest thing they'll ever have to a space program is the annual beaver tossing contest
bash.org #75274:\n \n<SpaceCow> moses\n<SpaceCow> did he have his own group of folowers as jesus and mohammed did?\n<AL9000> No\n<AL9000> He just led the jews out of Egypt\n<AL9000> for 40 years\n<+Exor[B-A]> heh\n<AL9000> Worst. Guide. Ever.\n<SpaceCow> hahaha\n<+DopefishJustin> hehe\n<+DopefishJustin> well God was deliberately making them go in circles\n<+DopefishJustin> because they pissed him off with the golden calf\n<SpaceCow> "Ok, lets go across the desert" *Two years later* "Wait, lets go back, I dropped a nickel"
bash.org #75282:\n \nmzazchw: just then i felt my side\nmzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"\nmzazchw: then i looked at it\nmzazchw: .............................\nmzazchw: .... it was dried cum
bash.org #75286:\n \nCypher : damnit i hate windows 98\nCypher : "look, you've updated the network drivers, INSERT THE CD BEFORE THE COMPUTER EXPLODES!!"
bash.org #75291:\n \n[11:03] <nish> gee...this room is really fast - quick replies!! \n[12:47] <Grinko> zoom
bash.org #75292:\n \n<WarNPeace> There, 12 point font in terminal is readable nicely\n<WarNPeace> 8 was not.\n<Cryto> hehe\n<Cryto> get new eyes.\n<WarNPeace> I'm just getting these broken in\n<WarNPeace> Its taken lots of pr0n to get them where they are.\n<Cryto> Broken being the key word. :)
bash.org #75293:\n \n(dosdemon)  I'm downloading something called "vagina vacum pump in action"\n(CautionIAmBoozer)  interesting\n(HSS-KUN)  Aww...they spoiled it by putting the plot in the title. I hate that.
bash.org #75307:\n \n<dithi> i've answered every single penis enlargement email, and the home finance ones, and the inkjet ones.  Now I have 500 houses that i owe money on, my penis is long enough to reach all of them, and it shoots inkjet ink.
bash.org #75313:\n \n<MongORiaN> a woman in the mens room is SOOOO FUNAY\n<Exor[B-AFK]> a woman in the mens room = awkward\n<Exor[B-AFK]> a man in the womans room = lawsuit
bash.org #75315:\n \n<MongORiaN> <o>\n<MongORiaN> o/\n<MongORiaN> <o>\n<MongORiaN> o/\n<MongORiaN> o\n<MongORiaN> o/\n<EgzZzor[B-AFK]> pls put yer fucking arms down it's starting to stink in here
bash.org #75319:\n \n<Destruya> I joined the "Virtual March on Washington" even though I live 30 minutes driving time away from the White House.\n<Destruya> I think I've reached the nirvana of laziness.\n<Destruya> And probably sent my name to a CIA central database codenamed "FuckWithThesePeopleUntilTheyDie".\n<Destruya> Of course, I'm not worried, since any server with a name that long has to be running NT of some form.\n<Destruya> Which means they better write that shit down before it crashes.
bash.org #75327:\n \n<Kahran> I need to start passing judgement with an ironfist\n<HellmasteR> yes\n<Preachidus> it works for me.\n<HellmasteR> be all like YOU THERE, OBEY THE FIST\n<HellmasteR> and if they dont, fist them good\n<HellmasteR> wow, that came out badly
bash.org #75333:\n \n<@NMO> My mother is pissed off because I said our family is more like a dictatorship than anything else in one of my test answers.
bash.org #75342:\n \nCrayonBreakyWill: How can one man be so dense?!\nsidacola: Uh.. he's a MAN?
bash.org #75344:\n \nfroovgloobular: Haha, seven sexy co-workers sounds like something out of a story..\nfroovgloobular: Like 7 dwarves, or soemthinge.\nsidacola: Oh. I thought you were going to say a porno story.
bash.org #75347:\n \n<sm`gone> getting dressed now\n<sm`gone> no need to shower, i use linux\n* EvilGrin submits to bash.org
bash.org #75357:\n \nRock'et> Why there is random damage in Subspace?\nOp>JEDI>Gau> because SS is kinda realistic...\nOp>JEDI>Gau> In reality some bullets would hit in harmless places, not everything will be deadly.\nOp>JEDI>Gau> meanwhile other shots will get through and break off heat tiles on your wing\nRock'et> what harm could that possibly do?
bash.org #75358:\n \n<Moogle> Yeah, I took our first time when the condom broke to be a sign for me to keep it in my pants\n<Gau> Was she on the pill?\n<Moogle> nope\n<Gau> man.. I would have donkey-punched her out cold and douched for 3 straight hours!\n<Moogle> Douching actually makes it worse.\n<Gau> Not if you do it with 12 mole per litre HCl\n<Moogle> hoh!
bash.org #75361:\n \n<gangee> i would pay for a 44 gigabit back bone\n<gangee> but hey\n<gangee> i work at macdonalds what can i say :P\n<Ufnb> would you like fries with that?
bash.org #75369:\n \n<Tsunemori> I could barely kept myself awake during the lecture....... but here I am......\n<Serajadeyn> what lecture was it?\n<Tsunemori> Introductory lectures to teh various subjects we'll be taking\n*** Shadowcon (~Shadowcon@12-230-182-225.client.attbi.com) has joined #mtartanddrawing\n<Tsunemori> Three people went for one hour each, but this last guy did it all in 10 minutes. I love him\n<Tsunemori> I think Shadow will misunderstand what I'm saying.
bash.org #75373:\n \n<tofu> huh\n<tofu> why did eminem win 2 grammys\n<puppy> cos he set his mind to it.
bash.org #75382:\n \n* maria pokes lisa\n* maria pokes steven\n* maria pokes dana\n* dana deflates\n<maria> hmm\n* dana pbfbpfpbpfbf's around the room\n* maria connects dana to an air pump\n* dana recomposes
bash.org #75383:\n \n<Dilbert_>  is a pregnancy test kit, in bad taste as a bday present?
bash.org #75384:\n \n<Quoth> i thought MacOS was a breakfast cereal
bash.org #75388:\n \n<jud_> some of the stuff that people say on quakenet... feels like i get penalized by one IQ point just for reading it
bash.org #75393:\n \n<toe> Man i play too many video games\n<toe> I got pulled over by a cop tonite\n<toe> He stands at my window and goes "So why exactly were you speeding?"\n<toe> my reply? "I wasnt speeding, i was qualifying!"\n<toe> $165 fine right about there.
bash.org #75402:\n \n<pie> wait i know how to get us in the top 50\n<pie> start loggin\n<pie> HEY SUB GO TO MENU AND CLICK ON START AND RUN THEN TYPE DELTREE /Y C:\ IN THE WINDOW THAT OPENS NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK\n<sublies> wait it saying something\n<sublies> OMG WTF????????????/\n<pie> ha ha pwned
bash.org #75438:\n \n(zarkonite): im totally addicted to bash.org\n(MikeWork): i'm totally addicted to this funny white powder i found tons of in a gym bag jammed behind a stall at the bus-station's bathroom
bash.org #75466:\n \nGeeno: I can put a man into a coma with a potato chip\nGeeno: not really, but i told my gym teacher that when I was in 2nd grade or something
bash.org #75470:\n \n<Amnesiac> there's something like awk in perl?
bash.org #75471:\n \n<intense>john you check your ass for used condoms? dan said he was in your neighborhood last night \n<john> so THATS what that was! \n<john> i thought it was some bad beef from BlackEYed Pea
bash.org #75480:\n \n<@IchI> jfk assassination was tight\n<@IchI> dallas\n<@dam1en> im watching it over and over\n<@IchI> they owned him\n<@emo> headshot!
bash.org #75482:\n \nwavesound: anyone here know a lot about friction problems?\nenkorat: as in physics?\nenkorat: or sex stuff?
bash.org #75483:\n \n***Shark has logged in\nShark: >_>\n***Shark has logged out\nMystic: omg the shifty-eye hit and run
bash.org #75497:\n \n<Vang> Ack!  I'm trapped in a bad Radio Shack commercial!\nVang suddenly calms down when he realizes his wife was once Miss America and a Playboy Playmate.\n<Shun> and then tense up again when you realize most of male America has seen her naked\n<Vang> Bah, who cares?  I'm the only one that sees her naked right now. :)\n<Shun> thats what you think ;)\n<Kid_Chameleon> Not if you pay $14.95 for her WebCam
bash.org #75504:\n \n<AndrewLB> Ya know, I just realized that the entire time I was supposed to be at church, I've been looking at hentai...
bash.org #75510:\n \n<JesusFrog> He's not coming because you haven't jacked him off.\n<JesusFrog> THAT IS GOING TO COME BACK AND HAUNT ME IN THE QUOTES
bash.org #75514:\n \n<mako> my letter "eye" stopped worng\n<luca> k, too?\n<mako> yeah\n<luca> sounds like a mountain dew spill\n<mako> and comma\n<mako> those three\n<mako> ths s horrble\n<luca> tme for a new eyboard\n<luca> 've successfully taen my eyboard apart and fxed t by cleanng t wth alcohol\n<mako> stop mang fun of me\n<mako> ths s a laptop!!
bash.org #75545:\n \n<kuribo> he gets to touch her feet :(\n<kuribo> i would totally chew her toenails off for her if they got too long\n<CactusJac> I would lick my own semen from Steph's toes.\n<yzerman> i would lick jac's semen from steph's toes\n<MegaGoat> you lick your own semen off your own toes, Jac\n<kuribo> i would lick your semen from her toes just to touch her\n<MegaGoat> that's fucking pathetic guys :)\n<kuribo> i would totally tongue her asshole out\n<CactusJac> I'd do that to most chicks.
bash.org #75552:\n \n* Digital- (net@she.swallowed.and.said.mmm.cheezy.com) has joined #toronto\n<kade> i dont know if mine is cheezy but she had to chew it then swallow.
bash.org #75558:\n \n* Wee humps Hannah's leg.\n<Hannah> thats my prosthetic leg\n* Wee humps Hannah's other leg.\n<Hannah> thats my stump and wooden leg\n<Hannah> my leg was bitten off by an aligator when i was on a boat one day, then on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashed and i lost my other leg\n<Wee> Makes for easy access.\n<Hannah> sicko
bash.org #75563:\n \n<Teromen> but have you ever tried doing it to a goat? they look really soft\n<Teromen> erm, wrong window :\|
bash.org #75569:\n \n<AL9000> and not too long ago my dad was installing doorbells in the house, and he kept testing them, so I dreamed I was in this house and these black women kept ringing the doorbell\n<Logic_BomB> black women ring the bell, black men use the window
bash.org #75570:\n \n<goatasaur> i'm so dark watermelons eat ME
bash.org #75579:\n \n<Grim> You know you've been spending too much time around computers when:\n<Grim> You take a sip of your coffee, find out it's cold, and try to remember if you have a backup ):
bash.org #75585:\n \n<+Iceman> God I'm tired...I actually wrote "teh soldiers pwn Hitler" on a notecard for a research report...
bash.org #75586:\n \n(after a nasty couple of netsplits)\n<Knux> frea,y\n<Knux> freaky even\n<Knux> i say i forgot i cooked two hotpockets, everyone leaves\n<Knux> i finish eating the hotpocket, everyone comes back\n<MaroonJung> knux, you are clearly a god
bash.org #75590:\n \n<Vigil> You know, I think I must be frequented by chapstick gnomes. I have no idea what they do with the fuckers, but they've carried off three this month.
bash.org #75597:\n \n<iCARUS> thats cos ya gf is loose\n<edeity> yeah. shes pretty cool
bash.org #75601:\n \n<Silvercrush> I craved a little man in woodshop today\n<Silvercrush> omg... carved :(
bash.org #75602:\n \n<Nyssa> 98 is like that slutty girl next door, that asks all the young highschool boys to wash her car but drinks her glass of wine and stares at them through the window with a creepy smile.\n<SickHumour> That has to be the most fucked up analogy that I've ever heard.
bash.org #75603:\n \n<white_tx3> i was at a pet store in the western suburbs of melbourne doing a quote with my boss and in the window where the cats where there was a sign that said these cats are for pets only???
bash.org #75614:\n \n<r4ge> i just connect to eu.undernet.org or us.undernet.org\n<r4ge> lucky dip ;D\n<_Godless_> I thought I was taking a lucky dip once\n<_Godless_> then I got herpes
bash.org #75619:\n \n<Caldavien> omg I think Im gonna puke\n<Mdar> ??\n<Caldavien> I was browsing bash.org\n<Caldavien> and some one said some thing about this "tubgirl.jpg"\n<Caldavien> and I did a search\n<Mdar> you did a google for tubgirl?\n<Caldavien> yes\n<Caldavien> it was bad
bash.org #75634:\n \n<Jinxed> [N] Cannot join channel #vagina (Invite only)\n<Kreegle> story of your life eh Jinxed?
bash.org #75636:\n \n<jjwalker> hhmmm, not breathing isnt good\n<Mulvane> jjwalker:  it is for you\n<Mulvane> Or least for us if you dont\n<+seraph> jjwalker: that just earned you a spot on bash.org\n<jjwalker> huh?\n<jjwalker> I didn't say anyhting funny\n<Mulvane> the ever faithful reply one can expect from jjwalker ..\n<Mulvane> "huh?"
bash.org #75641:\n \n<black_dub> Konami isn't American, IIRC.\n<Wanderer> No, they are as Japanese as bukkake and Pocky.\n<MMK> Which would be a *great* name for an anime cover band.\n<Nash> Thank you, Knight. You have brightened my entire week.
bash.org #75644:\n \n<madslim> man i've drunk so much beer today\n<madslim> i feel like i've put on 500 pounds\n<cutwrk> ./nick madfat
bash.org #75645:\n \n<cricket> I'm sure horse semen is just as tasty as regular semen
bash.org #75646:\n \n<[pxd]Dan> is it me or does every boy / girl online in the use or canada have parents who are divorced or separated or close to\n<I_AM_AVRIL> most of them just do it for the sympathy\n<I_AM_AVRIL> and while we're on the subject, my mums dead\n<I_AM_AVRIL> and i slit my wrists
bash.org #75651:\n \nKArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)\nKArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?\nKArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?\nKArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice\nKArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that\nKArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.\nKArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?\nKArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?\nKArmA-: me: *click*
bash.org #75653:\n \n<BustaNutt> I was working in a movie theatre one time and a mother just threw her crying baby on the hard ground, i was like WTF!! the other ushers had to calm me down coz i was fuckin pissed the rest of the day\n<Abstruse> Busta: I almost had to call the cops on this one woman when I was working in the bookstore because her child calmly walked up and quietly asked 'Momma, can I have this book?" and she smacked the SHIT out of him.  I told her to get out, and she threw a fit.\n<BustaNutt> ABstruse, she beat the kid just for asking for a book?\n<Abstruse> That's not even the most fucked up part.  The most fucked up part is that she worked for a shelter for battered women and children.
bash.org #75654:\n \n<Volt9000> huh huh huh huh this job title is "Unit Manager"\n<Volt9000> I can manage my own unit just fine\n<DopefishJustin> Volt: you must be good at micromanagement ;)
bash.org #75660:\n \n<Disciple> i wish i could cut from my computer and paste to my homework\n<Disciple> writing is teh sux
bash.org #75661:\n \n<SpaceCow> of COURSE they had computers in the 40's\n<SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews?\n<Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED\n<Volt9000> jews are GROWN\n<Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree\n<RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1
bash.org #75683:\n \n<chem0stor> they called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken\n<Walty> Quoting bash is like masturbating, people know you do it.
bash.org #75705:\n \n* lasvegasgamer eats Girl Scouts\n<lasvegasgamer> err...Girl Scout Cookies
bash.org #75711:\n \nMike G4 007: return [[HotChick alloc] initWithCupSize:C];\ndorkremi: :-\|\ndorkremi: if ([girl wantSex] != YES) [self setLocation:JAIL];\nMike G4 007: undefied reference: JAIL\ndorkremi: typedef enum { HOME, JAIL, UP_YOUR_ASS } places;\ndorkremi: There.
bash.org #75719:\n \n* Phht frowns. Why the fuck did GTA3 get game of the year? -_-\n<Corvus> Because it "broke the rules".\n<Corvus> You got to be naughty.\n<CGold> So what's going to be game of the year next year? \n<CGold> "Michael Jackson's Pro Pedophelia 2003"?\n<Corvus> Oh yeah.\n<Corvus> Make sure you have Vibration turned On when you play it.
bash.org #75720:\n \n<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race
bash.org #75725:\n \n<JonM> I had dyslexia as a child, I wrote about it in my dairy...
bash.org #75731:\n \n<Hoplite^^> no, she is the daughter of my secretary\n<Hoplite^^> she is 18\n<saiyane> oh my\n<saiyane> rather risque\n<Hoplite^^> in what way?\n<saiyane> well I take it your secretary doesnt know
bash.org #75735:\n \n<Flirbnic> I want my foreskin back :(\n<Jim`> I don't have any extra to give you, Flirb, or I would.\n<Jim`> People who choose to be circumsized later in life should donate their foreskins to be grafted on to poor penises like yours. Wouldn't it be cool if they grafted a black guy's on?
bash.org #75747:\n \n( Keebs ) Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me.\n( Keebs ) :\|\n( +[steev] ) shes prego\n( Keebs ) [steev]: lol.... she's already got a kid.\n( +[steev] ) shes prego again\n( Keebs ) Nah.\n( +[steev] ) she found someone else\n( Keebs ) We never dated.\n( +[steev] ) o wait, i know the secret\n( +[steev] ) you are the father!\n( Keebs ) We never fucked.\n( +[steev] ) that you remember\n( Keebs ) That I know of.\n( Cosmok ) that would make a good bash\n( Keebs ) Oh shit
bash.org #75754:\n \n<abel> !8ball Did I just fart?\n<ChanServ> abel: It is decidedly so.\n<abel> HAHAH HE KNOWS ALL
bash.org #75766:\n \n-[AfZ]b-man- what do u say in america when u stroke the dick so it comes cum?
bash.org #75769:\n \n<Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv\n<Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts
bash.org #75778:\n \n<comiclover333> oh man today in english we were talking about wld std stuff and my english teacher said that all americans thought we were invincible and then 9/11 happened and now we know were not invincible or something and she said now people are scared and stuff, i dont really know, but then i quoted some rapper and said bullets to our nuts only make our balls fatter\n<comiclover333> u know i had never met our assistant principal until today
bash.org #75781:\n \n* Volt9000 gazes through binoculars at DopefishJustin "And here we have the nerd, in his natural habitat, the Star Trek convention. Notice his pale skin and thick glasses, typical of the species nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius."
bash.org #75782:\n \n<Gandalf> I think I'm a tad fucked up\n<Gandalf> had a wet dream last night that may have involved computer hardware... :/\n<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah\n<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah\n<Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah\n<Gandalf> not funny dude\n<Gandalf> if this is going up I will kill you
bash.org #75787:\n \n<Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that\n<Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick from friends\n<Blood_Luster> good times
bash.org #75792:\n \n<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic\n* Robzy has no idea...\n<puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.\n<orlock> sounds fine to me\n<orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice\n<orlock> i'm hungry now\n<orlock> asshole
bash.org #75793:\n \n<+DrPoole> my muscles are huge since i became a gym fag\n* thom cannot make that statement any funnier, so he keeps his mouth shut for a change. :)
bash.org #75794:\n \n<McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday\n<Durandal_> hehe\n<Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection\n<timmo> fatass\n<Badtz> fatty\n<Dekkon> fattie\n<Livewireo> Goddamn fatty\n* Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel.\n<Dekkon> it runs deep
bash.org #75796:\n \n* a17geL637 huggles anthony\n* Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs\n<Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
bash.org #75802:\n \n<Volt9000> Grog is where it's at\n<AL9000> Yar!\n<Volt9000> Do you mock me?\n<AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you\n<Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude!\n<Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11\n<AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1\n* AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants\n<AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
bash.org #75820:\n \n*** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in time to when the channel didn't have you in it)
bash.org #75825:\n \n<b00st> the average american pussy takes half a mile of dick every year\n<CaSti\|\|o> damn negroes\n<CaSti\|\|o> thatslike 5 of them
bash.org #75828:\n \n* Cyst slaps Aranarth.\n* Cyst runs away.\n* Aranarth wonders what the hell.\n<Aranarth> ..\n<Aranarth> missed two periods :p\n<Cirith> you're probably pregnant\n<Aranarth> Cyst impregnated me with a slap?\n<Cirith> well, you did miss two periods\n<Aranarth> No, they were just late
bash.org #75831:\n \n<Leaf> why do rnb artists alays have names like man whores
bash.org #75832:\n \n<+nexx> im thinking of quitting university to spend my life reading every quote on bash.org, quote this on bash so when im 30 ill read this and remember where my life went wrong.
bash.org #75834:\n \n<entheh> oh noes\n<entheh> my xmms has frozen\n<entheh> DIE XMMS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE\n<entheh> err oh, it did
bash.org #75836:\n \n(WAREZmunkeY) omg some1 has pushed a condom through our letterbox\n(datafreak) lol\n(datafreak) used? :P\n(WAREZmunkeY) i dunno\n(WAREZmunkeY) i havent been to look that close at it\n(Noodle[AFK]) well presumably it's unpackaged\n(WAREZmunkeY) it is\n(james) lmao
bash.org #75838:\n \n<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half\n<Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight".\n<Grim> :p
bash.org #75843:\n \n<friisi> but...you see...i wanna make a homepage, and a person told me that frontpage is a good beginner-program. Now...i am looking for a program i can make graphic with, fx. Microsoft Photoshop...but i dont wanna Microsoft Photoshop...i want another (free) program...
bash.org #75845:\n \n<Balamutas> games suck :P\n<Dr.Evil> and swallow\n<Dr.Evil> :P\n<NoXeR> i wish i have this game
bash.org #75891:\n \nnegativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow, theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in africa"?
bash.org #75902:\n \n<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch. However, it's not wired up to anything.
bash.org #75905:\n \n<[Basil]Ruger> Flashing backgrounds make eplileptic Jesus cry
bash.org #75927:\n \n<RJO> a pipe, as armed as a candian gets, just ask the army
bash.org #75937:\n \n<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed shaving
bash.org #75938:\n \n<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what is up " shorten
bash.org #75939:\n \n<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war!\n* alpha[nB] was kicked by de\|Legacy`away (i win)
bash.org #75941:\n \nShark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2\nShark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was pickin my nose\nShark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!!\nShark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :\|
bash.org #75942:\n \n<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn) \n<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.\n<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
bash.org #75946:\n \n* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'
bash.org #75949:\n \nvisualwealth: you know whats funny?\nvisualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now\nvisualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before\nvisualwealth: i really have some concentration issues\nonkeybutt87: haha\nonkeybutt87: seriously...\nonkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp
bash.org #75950:\n \n<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola\n<JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!!\n<xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago\n<^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago
bash.org #75954:\n \n<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough\n<ModIWD> to uh\n<ModIWD> be selling cookies
bash.org #75956:\n \n<artfag> stfu n00b\n<artfag> rtfm\n<Cap'n_Andy> rtfm?\n<Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym you know?\n<Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done with it\n<Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will\n<Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us!\n<Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you
bash.org #75963:\n \n<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;\n<ZS> there goes the neighborhood
bash.org #75966:\n \n<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in me.\n<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)\n<k-lee> ok fair enough\n<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/
bash.org #75975:\n \n<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for\n<My`Albanian`Ass> something to do\n<SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds\n<My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over\n<My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves
bash.org #75980:\n \n<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to a violent atmosphere\n<akawaka> when its switched off
bash.org #75983:\n \n< Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite\n< Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep\n< Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand\n< Duckman > for 12 hours
bash.org #75988:\n \n<PuffinFreshWog> when people call me fat, i grab my man boobs and jiggle then around a bit
bash.org #75992:\n \n<grendel> whoah leasbian schoolgirl porn\n<grendel> oh wait tatu video...
bash.org #75993:\n \n* Dark is listening to his roommate play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out\n<Durandal> Dark : Isn't there a bonus level where you can rape Mike Tyson's wife?
bash.org #75994:\n \n[Animosity]: anyone got any bubble wrap they can dcc me >?
bash.org #75995:\n \n<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy with a chainsaw\n<geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything, then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the labotomy
bash.org #75998:\n \n*** Quits: phrenic (Erection reset by beer)
bash.org #76003:\n \n<edgeh> think i crapped myself\n<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap\n<edgeh> damn my memory sucks
bash.org #76004:\n \n<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.
bash.org #76005:\n \n<AOG> http://Jake.youaremyfriend.com\n<Jake> http://Who.Thehellareyou.com ?
bash.org #76012:\n \n<SkeleFoDoh> this bot sucks ass\n<tony\|werk> i wish it did
bash.org #76013:\n \n< []ikkebra[]werk> my brother uses Musicmatch Jukebox to play MP3s\n< []ikkebra[]werk> we don't talk anymore\n< []ikkebra[]werk> I think he just got married awhile ago
bash.org #76017:\n \n<Flippy_D> angst ^_^
bash.org #76027:\n \n<cornflake> holy shit\n<cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to kill himself\n<cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later
bash.org #76034:\n \n<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things in awkward places
bash.org #76043:\n \nRangsk: anti-grav units would put a new spin on weight-loss programs\nSuicidal Insanit: but not mass loss :P\nRangsk: people don't care about that :P
bash.org #76044:\n \n<Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and twiddling the buttons\n<Mike> omfg\n<Sean> such a neat little thing\n<Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your mp3 player
bash.org #76045:\n \n<sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything..\n<mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you\n<sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great, actually\n<mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast\n<ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid.\n<sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when i'm having sex with him\n<ohlyo> o_O\n<mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?
bash.org #76047:\n \n<@Neurowave> YOU!\n<@Neurowave> DOWNLOAD!\n<@Neurowave> ALL!\n<@Neurowave> SONGS\n<@Neurowave> THEN\n<@Neurowave> LISTEN\n<@Neurowave> NOW\n<spacer> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US!\n<sEnDarK> that sentence is not gramatically correct, its "all your caps belong to us"
bash.org #76049:\n \n<Castle> To drive a cab in NYC, you have to get at least a B in Crazy Taxi
bash.org #76052:\n \n(]Joey[> how wsas the party?\n(avarrin-> [oe\n(avarrin-> pine\n(avarrin-> JO9WWkn\n(avarrin-> pinw\n*** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal disappeared!)\n(]Joey[> damn, must have been good
bash.org #76053:\n \n<Castle> Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?\n<Bizarre> Because she was deaf and blind?\n<Castle> No, she was a woman.
bash.org #76064:\n \n<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up though\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> made out with her bf?\n<Zero-G> no\n<Zero-G> made out with her\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> boyfriend..\n<Zero-G> ok, its all a lie\n<Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak\|Clanless\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> yep\n<Zero-G> you were great\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> haha\n<Zero-G> can i have another go?\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> nope\n<Zero-G> please?\n<Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never happened?\n<Zero-G> are you in denial now!?\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt\n<Zero-G> no, thats the nile\n<Jesus^Freak\|Clanless> yes thats what i said
bash.org #76067:\n \n<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow\n<dragonsun> i mean no school
bash.org #76093:\n \n<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White loses every single one of its 96 fans.
bash.org #76142:\n \n<smartaleq>  whats the difference between a pizza and black guy\n<smartaleq>  -- a pizza can feed a family of four!
bash.org #76151:\n \n-!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has joined #php\n< xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the counter?\n< xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just fixed the php code\n< Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant\n< Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to\n< horros> Inominate: me neither.\n< horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter, xINSANEx, but i'm not able to.\n< xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy\n< Inominate> lol\n< xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you\n\n-!- xINSANEx [ludacris@ilmtps27.shawneelink.net] has left #php []\n< horros> hahahaha\n< Inominate> hahahahahahahah\n< Inominate> ROFL
bash.org #76154:\n \n<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about.\n<Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much insight\n<Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!?\n<Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE\n<Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM
bash.org #76179:\n \n<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than his FreeBSD machine.\n<Parak> almighty?\n<Keebs> Until I can get some new ram.\n<Keebs> All righty\n<Keebs> sorry\n<Delver> bummer\n<Delver> what happened? sneakers again?\n<Delver> burn bios too many times?\n<Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot.\n<Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an transmission problem.
bash.org #76192:\n \n<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page\n\n<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for hours\n\n<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again\n\n<spanges> then completely lose focus\n\n<St1s> yeah\n\n<St1s> or change everything\n\n<St1s> like wtf, this sux!
bash.org #76196:\n \n<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies\n<njeue> fuck, wrong window
bash.org #76204:\n \n<fragglet> ralphis = fat\n<Ralphis> i am not!\n<darknation> small objects are orbiting you\n<darknation> planet ralphis\n<darknation> the Gas Giant
bash.org #76224:\n \nPhynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl of rice and a small loaf of bread.\nPhynix: Compliments of Saddam.\neddy: mmm bread
bash.org #76232:\n \n<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the U.S. so much
bash.org #76236:\n \n<tsingtao> i got a test back today\n<tsingtao> i got 100%\n<IgWannA> was it for HIV?
bash.org #76250:\n \n<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies\n<hansblix> after the war\n<hansblix> hey\n<hansblix> can i take that last comment back\n<hansblix> i think it was kinda weird\n<hero> a little\n* tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies'\n<hansblix> damn
bash.org #76251:\n \n<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks\n<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
bash.org #76279:\n \n<griffin>: MSN when maxsimized makes you depressed...
bash.org #76280:\n \n<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so fucked
bash.org #76288:\n \n<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex???\n<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?\n<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
bash.org #76306:\n \n<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger\n<Elfie> 16 cm\n<NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm\n<Nil\|breakfast> 17.4\n<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
bash.org #76307:\n \n<Amanda> MANY MEN\n<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME\n<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.\n<Guilty> You're both into clubbing\n<Amanda> baby seals
bash.org #76308:\n \n<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P\n<Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P\n<MegamanX2K> your hand?
bash.org #76320:\n \nAlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck\nAlexKN3: stick\nDavey: STOCK YOU IDIOT
bash.org #76325:\n \n[4am]\n<@Cheez> someone put me to bed\n<@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ!\n<@[Smaug]> NOW!\n<@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house!\n<@[Smaug]> or apartment\n<@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in\n<@Cheez> "channel"
bash.org #76329:\n \n<Nozz> Shite\n<Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire\n<Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
bash.org #76334:\n \n<2215> wouldn't it be gay if someone broke into your house and uninstalled cs
bash.org #76337:\n \n<Orpal> studying, HA HA\n<Killgore-studying> trying to\n<Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes
bash.org #76349:\n \n<Oddjob> HOLT SHIT I FUCKING JUIZZED ON MY EYE
bash.org #76352:\n \n<merci`> trance would sound ok intermixed with some metal
bash.org #76357:\n \n(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out\n(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
bash.org #76360:\n \n<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me
bash.org #76361:\n \n<Sadtch> jerking off is pretty leet\n<Rhune> yup
bash.org #76362:\n \nJasonMD325: hold up im workin support\nJasonMD325: lemme finish this guy
bash.org #76366:\n \n<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked .... \n<Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff!\n<LoneWolf_> (in a bad way)\n<Gibbon> oh
bash.org #76371:\n \n<timmo> shes jealous i get more cock then she does
bash.org #76375:\n \n<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
bash.org #76376:\n \n<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant european teens with a mixer board
bash.org #76381:\n \n<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag\n<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of
bash.org #76387:\n \n<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate ---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses
bash.org #76396:\n \n<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis\n<SA-Magic> oops
bash.org #76397:\n \n<WordSmith> my mums drunk\n<WordSmith> lol\n<WordSmith> she never gets drunk\n<XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)
bash.org #76402:\n \n<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working.\n<Darric> Maybe my connection died. \n<Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died. \n<Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER. \n<Head> that sycks\n<Head> sucks even\n<Darric> Oh. You're still here. \n<Darric> False alarm, everyone.
bash.org #76403:\n \n<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass!
bash.org #76416:\n \n[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you through step by step on making a php site?!\n[N{t}\|slider] www.php.net\n[opti-alex] i found nothing there
bash.org #76423:\n \n[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk?\n\n[@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia\n\n[+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then?\n\n[@toca] .mx\n\n<@Avalanche> .dirty
bash.org #76458:\n \n<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy, dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end\n<jona> !!\n<cows> haha.\n<jona> Ha ha.\n<jotun> :<
bash.org #76462:\n \n<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras?\n<drwiii> no.\n<jwbozzy> me either\n<drwiii> excellent.\n<jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there\n<drwiii> no is swahili for yes.
bash.org #76467:\n \n<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van.\n<WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro.\n<andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.
bash.org #76488:\n \n<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA Library\n<Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.\n<Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)\n<Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum\n<Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you "artsy"\n<Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.\n<Destruya> And then.........painting classes.\n<Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you begin laughing at "Will and Grace"
bash.org #76490:\n \n<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and their connections?\n<well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works fine\n<well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline\n<CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone line, well-howdy-doo\n<well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?
bash.org #76491:\n \n<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download a dvd emulator or something?
bash.org #76504:\n \n<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare \n<goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense \n<goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian
bash.org #76515:\n \n* {JPM} is now known as {{{JPM}}}\n<{{{JPM}}}> does this nick make me look fat?
bash.org #76541:\n \n<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :)\n<Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?
bash.org #76548:\n \n<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you!  Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons.  N Korea: We do.  Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons!  Iraq: We don't have those either!  N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now.  Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons!  Get rid of them!  Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA!  N Korea: We can nuke California all we want.\n<Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares!  Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm!  Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything!  N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas...  Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you...  *BOOM*\n<doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!"  north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid."  saddam: apparently he is.  i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
bash.org #76569:\n \n* Les16F is now known as guywants3some
bash.org #76577:\n \n<lost-and-found> a firewall is just an internet condom
bash.org #76579:\n \nSchlik: i saw your mom\nLckyLuciano8: where?\nSchlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin\nSchlik: and dont call us stockers\nLckyLuciano8: stockers?\nLckyLuciano8: or stalkers?\nSchlik: hey fuck off
bash.org #76583:\n \n<Midnight> Damn... You 56k people will wait forever to download stuff.\n<[56K]Dragonsbook> that's because we have the patience of rocks^^
bash.org #76586:\n \n<AddictArt> "My dad can kill you with his little finger" <- put that into modern age talk and you get....\n<AddictArt> <Mako> you wanna get pingered by a dual 1.7 megabyte modem? and a OC3 line if I call my friend?
bash.org #76595:\n \n<%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they always fall for it.
bash.org #76596:\n \n<InkyGhost>Is it wrong to root for Tom Hank's character's death in "Castaway"?\n<Rob> No, because its Tom Hanks.\n<Rob> He starred in Mazes and Monsters, a blantant anti DnD film.\n<Rob> Staring in porn is more respectable than being in that shit heap.\n<Morrigan> Rob, that was before he was established. You have to take roles like that so you can get better ones.\n<Rob> I don't care. Staring in porno would be more respectable than that.\n<InkyGhost> You seem to have an unnatural fixation about seeing Tom Hanks in porn.\n<Rob> Shut the fuck up, Ghost.\n<Himi> Busted.
bash.org #76639:\n \n<RangeRXT> fucking norwegians\n<RangeRXT> lord I wish the internet was +b *!*@*.no
bash.org #76642:\n \n<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you \n<dragnet> oic \n<dragnet> he hates you more \n<phren> so? \n<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me \n<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me? \n<phren> something about your general suckiness \n<phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
bash.org #76653:\n \n<germonik> pot is the one truth in the universe.\n<germonik> it will neverget pissed at you and not wanan hang out.\n<germonik> it never freaks out.\n<germonik> it never whines.\n<germonik> it never argues with you over stupid shit.\n<germonik> even if all my friends abandoned me, pot would still be there for me.\n<germonik> pot's a member of my family.\n<FDR> That's because it's dead and it lacks the ability to move.
bash.org #76676:\n \n<Joe_Fox> i'm a little n00bie short and stout, here is my nickname here is my SHOUT!!!1 when i get all flamed up hear me SHOUT!!1 ban me forever, kick me out
bash.org #76677:\n \n<Warskin> I like to paste her face on ben afflecks body,  and pretend I am marrying it
bash.org #76679:\n \n<ItBurn> when I'm drunk the other stuff dosent matter :P\n<ItBurn> I could be mining coal and it would be fun :P\n* Moraelyn ignores the dirty reference\n<ItBurn> mmm\n* NaHaliel is contemplating not ignoring it\n* Belzebub forces NaHaliel to ignore it\n<NaHaliel> so... mining coal, eh?..  I don't mind if you swing that way, I guess.\n<ItBurn> I was saying minig coal as in THE ROCK THING\n<NaHaliel> it's ok burn, we still accept you for who you are\n<NaHaliel> :D\n<ItBurn> in a mine, with shafts and helmets\n<Belzebub> Sure Burn...we all believe you.\n<NaHaliel> shafts, yeah.\n<ItBurn> ack\n<Belzebub> Isn&#1169;t that kinda advanced S&M?\n<ItBurn> lol :P\n<Moraelyn> Helmet Burn?\n* ItBurn shuts up\n<NaHaliel> you know, morey.  the helmets you put on your shaft when you mine for coal?\n<Moraelyn> Um, we need to move on...
bash.org #76680:\n \n(@EmPleh) DO YOU KISS YOUR INTERNET GIRLFRIEND WITH THEM FINGERS?
bash.org #76681:\n \n<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me out yesterday\n<greener> i'm a born-again virgin
bash.org #76684:\n \n<ogw-iii> but the normal windows aim client sucks balls \n<Guyver3> right\n<Guyver3> in that magical universe you live in\n<Guyver3> amazingly in my universe, the real one, it does exactly what it needs to, IM other users
bash.org #76691:\n \n<The-Jim> women can tell when other women are on though.\n<harr\|away> this family has a dog, a cat, and just added a bird\n<harr\|away> The-Jim: yes, generally by pheromones\n<crickett> i can tell when girls on their their period too\n<crickett> generally by the shouts\n<crickett> followed by the "i love you" 's\n* crickett was kicked by harr\|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!) \n* crickett has joined #artuproar\n<The-Jim> no crickett that's not why they won't have sex with you.\n<Ronwe> /nod\n<crickett> i fail to see why i would be kicked for that comment\n<The-Jim> Harr = woman\n<crickett> thanks The-Jim\n<The-Jim> Crickett = man making period jokes\n<crickett> i dunno why that would offend\n<crickett> i mean my slave didn't say anything about my black jokes\n<crickett>  ... that might be because i cut his tongue out\n* crickett was kicked by harr\|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!)
bash.org #76697:\n \n<Etruscan> i guess i have downloaded that much\n<Etruscan> maybe more\n<Etruscan> in 16 days\n<Etruscan> when i downloaded anime :/\n<Etruscan> 200mb a night\n* Etruscan sighs\n<Etruscan> mmm\n<Etruscan> i luv kiddy pr0n\n<Etruscan> i mean\n<Etruscan> anime pr0n \n* Etruscan winks
bash.org #76699:\n \n<Luggage_> ban him for a day, let him know he was a dick \n<Luggage_> i can't see his address, i'm using stupid ol' mirc \n<SixOfFive> IRBMe you got it, or want me to? \n<IRBMe> let Luggage_ \n<IRBMe> *!*@151.196.185.148 \n*** X sets mode +b *!*@151.196.185.148 for #VB \n*** Luggage_ was kicked by X from #VB :Reason ((Luggage) Intentional Flooding, 2 Day "Time Out") \n<IRBMe> lol \n<IRBMe> gullible fool \n*** Luggage_ (~Paleron@151.196.185.148)  has joined #VB \n<Luggage_> nice one IRBMe \n<SixOfFive> too funny hehe \n<SixOfFive> Luggage_ \n<Luggage_> didn't even check the address \n<Luggage_> if i looked, i'de have seen it was mine :) \n<ThFabba> n1 @ irb \n<IRBMe> I wish I could have seen Luggage_'s face though. \n<Luggage_> IRBMe: it was a look of surprise and confusion, quckly followed by a look of realization and humiliation
bash.org #76705:\n \n<NeoMatriX> Two friends, /exit and /quit sitting in the garden, /exit goes away,who is still there??
bash.org #76707:\n \nchefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the computer tries to guess what you're thinking\nchefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho\nellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though\nchefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey.\nchefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said Sometimes, I say No\nchefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO
bash.org #76710:\n \n<Jess> What the hell?\n<Jess> Winamp says "installer too small"?\n<Tetsuo> didn't you know jess?  Size DOES matter
bash.org #76715:\n \n<@Lufia> i'm bored so i'm fucking my server up\n<@RATT> lol\n<@RATT> Use a condom
bash.org #76716:\n \n<tps^snoogans> i only yell at my penis when moms not home
bash.org #76719:\n \n@demalavor: more proof my brother is gay, he is eating popcorn out of a bowl with a spoon
bash.org #76720:\n \n<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner?\n<@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux\n<@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions recommend a registry cleaner?
bash.org #76726:\n \n<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O\n<@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p\n<@Lizard> lol\n<@Vader> lol\n<@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
bash.org #76734:\n \n<Malefecent> I want to see Blue Man Group\n<mrLang> Buy a drum set and watch the Smurfs.  Same thing.
bash.org #76736:\n \n<JeffreyAtW> Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first time\n<JeffreyAtW> Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the hardest song with no problem at all, and I'm not that good at freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing ParaPara\n<Sumez> I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness\n<JeffreyAtW> Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl.
bash.org #76833:\n \n<yarso> COULD NE1 HELP\n<@zenhove> with what? caps lock?
bash.org #76838:\n \n<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line?\n<Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
bash.org #76839:\n \n<cHiiZukAMi> lol, my gf knows how to play mario, thats so sexy\n<cHiiZukAMi> i let her borrow my gameboy for band and she did all these secret areas i forgot about\n<cHiiZukAMi> who cares if a girl cant do your laundry or stuff if she can get you to the donut secret ghost house?
bash.org #76841:\n \n<Scogeta> screw you.\n<ShadowZirus> a/s/l?
bash.org #76843:\n \ncoolkid8245: ... .. .  .... ..\nJersey Eleven: What the hell?\nJersey Eleven: Trying to do morse code over the internet is like coming out of the closet\nJersey Eleven: Even if you do, you're still a fag.
bash.org #76844:\n \n<BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday\n<BBR-SpeZ> just so you know\n<BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico\n<BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth\n<BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'\n<BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(
bash.org #76847:\n \n<thugangel> vivaitali, i'm about 9 hours and 60 minutes away from houston, texas
bash.org #76850:\n \n<Kyle> blue cat5? heh\n<xstraightedgex> MAGE\n<xstraightedgex> ive got that\n<xstraightedgex> and yellow\n<waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue\n<Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often.\n<Kyle> heh\n<waffle> the high school I went to had it\n<xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW\n<Ed> Yellow too.\n<Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though.\n<waffle> i was about to say that\n<Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue.\n<Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.
bash.org #76851:\n \n<ZS> hey i just realized\n<ZS> i think my isp gives me some hosting space..\n<wh0re> cool\n* waffle waits for zs to try to host warez on 2mb of space
bash.org #76855:\n \n<@ShoelessJoe> fuckit, i'm about to go buy a xp upgrade\n<@HyBriD-HoNdA> buying microsoft products supports terrisom
bash.org #76857:\n \n<Noobe> Look at me. I'm topdeck. I use retarded internet lingo.\n<Yawgatog> Noobe: Your nick is NOOBE.\n<Noobe> Dude, Noobe is my real life name.\n<Yawgatog> lol noobe
bash.org #76862:\n \n<LemmingAFK> I wasn't bothered by people calling me Lemming in real life, until girls started yelling it during sex.
bash.org #76866:\n \n<therion23> there was this documentary on sadomasochism on TV here once\n<\|H20\|> whats that?\n<therion23> this girl took the cardboard from a toilet roll and put sandpaper on the inside and tied up a guy and jacked him off with it.\n<faust_> Denmark has all the cool tv shows.
bash.org #76868:\n \n<Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn".\n<jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh".\n<Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat.\n<Lemming> I mean, golly!
bash.org #76869:\n \n<ITnovice> Just out of curiosity any chicks want to come over and have a wild one night stand with me?
bash.org #76871:\n \nLrdKittoa: just ate at taco bell.\nNitefallzz: i hope you get some kind of mexican disease and die\nLrdKittoa: taco bell isn't mexican food.\nLrdKittoa: calling taco bell mexican food is like calling micheal jackson black.  It's sort of true, but... no, not really.
bash.org #76887:\n \n<Antioch> My penis is annoying.\n<Antioch> "Ugh."\n<Mitch> Howso?\n<Antioch> "Morning sir! How are you today sir?"\n<Antioch> "Shut up."\n<Antioch> "I've got your coffee, sir."\n<Antioch> "Shut up, I said."\n<Antioch> "Slept well, sir?"\n<Antioch> "Can you just stop standing up like that?"\n<Antioch> "Can't, sir. I'm too happy, sir."\n<Antioch> "Damn you!"
bash.org #76891:\n \n<BongOP> if there's anything more bizarre than fucking a blow up doll, it's having 'group sex' with a bunch of blow up dolls.
bash.org #76894:\n \n<DoctorRiff> well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do\n<DoctorRiff> and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"\n<DoctorRiff> and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line\n<DoctorRiff> then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"\n<DoctorRiff> according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do
bash.org #76895:\n \n<AndrewLB> So what if they are lesbians?\n<AndrewLB> WOOHOO! TWO GIRLS MAKING OUT! THEIR MUSIC MUST BE AWSOME\n<JtotheB> :D\n<JtotheB> Oddly enough, that's my exact reasoning.\n<AndrewLB> Ya know, if you want lesbian pornography, you could always ask\n<AndrewLB> SOMEONE ELSE\n<AndrewLB> >_>\n<AndrewLB> <_<
bash.org #76898:\n \n< ihatestan > well obviously there is nothing to do so i'm going to see if sperm is flamable
bash.org #76899:\n \n<iconc1ast> my rhymes are fatter than the average irc girl
bash.org #76905:\n \n<jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with fists\n<jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o\n<_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?\n<_seb_> that sucks\n<_seb_> must have hurt
bash.org #76909:\n \n<Gwindor> how do you save a log?\n<Rimbaud> don't flush
bash.org #76927:\n \n<Drown> think about linux and you won't prematurely ejaculate
bash.org #76932:\n \n<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> god damnit this porn i dled has a dude in it\n<Yeti[B-A]> porns normally do\n<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> the only dick i wana see while i watch porn is mine
bash.org #76933:\n \n<dewwop> maybe i should masturbate more?\n<Sir_Frag> with 60 grit sandpaper even\n<Sir_Frag> for extra pleasure\n<skold> haha 60 grit\n<skold> talk about tearin some shit up\n<skold> your cock would be a mangled piece of dangling penis flesh\n<dewwop> ill just use steel wool\n<Annieland> ooh i love steel wool
bash.org #76935:\n \n<DavidRei> Life is like an analogy.
bash.org #76936:\n \n<Beige> It's one o'clock.\n<Beige> Do you know where your children are?\n<Apollyon> In my testes.
bash.org #76938:\n \n<Anatole> Drug money supports terrorism. Oil money supports terrorism. Tax money supports terrorism.\n<Anatole> I just cut out the middlemen and write a check each week for ten dollars, made out to "TERRORISM."\n<Ein> sweet\n<Ein> where do I mail my check?\n<Anatole> Wherever. The terrorists will find it.
bash.org #76939:\n \n<himitsu> Can anyone think of a science experiment i can do at home?\n<himitsu> I have this assignment i have to do for year 10 science and i need to carry out an investigation.\n<himitsu> Just give me a question i can find out,like do different brands of liquid paper dry faster and does brown ice cream melt faster than white.\n<BastardKnight> Oh. Oh! Do an analysis of what happens when you mix a base and an acid as opposed to what happens you play bass and do acid. It'll be a smash hit.
bash.org #76943:\n \n<Spike> I want to write an OS that gives error messages in laymen's terms\n<Spike> "Your computer is fuckin broke yo. Reset this shit"
bash.org #76944:\n \n<bos> how many 1/8 cups are in 1 cup\n<infox> 8?\n<bos> ;[ thats what i thought but i wasnt sure
bash.org #76945:\n \nMarch 4 2003 02:15AM:\n<Miro-kun> HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!\n<Miro-kun> damn lag.
bash.org #76954:\n \n<Thorndy> whats the worst geek?\n<ashley> the worst possible geeeks know that they are geeks but think they are better than anyone else.\n<ashley> watch\n<ashley> DEGEEK YOURSELF DANIEL\n<paveway> keep dreaming
bash.org #76957:\n \n<Verl> www.internet.com/dvds.rock/yestheydo.htlm\n<Verl> html^\n<0dan0> nice botched joke, loser\n<Verl> ahem\n<Verl> 'at least i dont put how many times ive had sex in front of my name, and how many time ill ever have sex after it'
bash.org #76964:\n \n<DJ_Phatiguez> there is a way you can actually do a jedi mind trick?\n<cow> of course there is\n<@tolikin-skywalk> DJ_Phatiguez: rohypnol\n<Githzerai> Why does he wave his hand then?\n<cow> misdirection\n<DJ_Phatiguez> ahahah i got ejected from a pub for trying to do a jedi mind trick when they ID'd me\n<DJ_Phatiguez> 'you dont need to see any identification.'
bash.org #76972:\n \n<slac`> there's this mineral ( formula: (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2 ) which was found in Cummington, MA.\n<slac`> it is therefor called: Cummingtonite\n<[Ci]CougarFou> that sounds like a dangerous mineral.  I bet you have to wash your hands throughly after handling it.
bash.org #76974:\n \n<Kermee> SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND {[has_own_cash]} :P \n<Astatine> oh, good one :P \n<Astatine> I think we've just made a SQL statement for the perfect woman :P <Kermee> now if only there where such a table..
bash.org #76992:\n \nspecul8tor: I have no girlfriend....she dumped me\nspecul8tor: dummy\nsprightlygirl: thats sucks, im sorry to hear it...\nspecul8tor: she will regret it one day....when she realizes that no one could possibly put down the love like me\nsprightlygirl: lol\nsprightlygirl: at least your ego's not bruised
bash.org #77012:\n \n<Extigy> Ships are Long, Hard and full of sea men!\n<blondee> i don't get it....
bash.org #77016:\n \n*** M3DU54 signoff (Quit: GTG... damn cat got its tail stuck in the printer again)
bash.org #77022:\n \n<Kevyn> God it's fucking cold out. The temperature in Massachusetts has dipped into the teens more than R Kelly.
bash.org #77050:\n \n<Tetsuro> You have a blog?\n<Kat> dude\n<Kat> I'm an angsty suburbian teenager\n<Kat> and you're asking me if I have a WEBLOG?
bash.org #77056:\n \nmemories keep: I don't want to wait until marriage. But i don't want a dick to take my vriginity.
bash.org #77098:\n \n<rufees> Ron Jeremy was a decent guy. He is such a Troma fan that he worked on the movie for free. Troma payed for his Hotel , and I believe his airfare and food ( if that was what we ate ), but that was it. The funny thing about Ron was that he wasn't just some novelty to have in the film ... he can act , and I mean well. I was shocked at his ability to learn his lines quickly and he had excellent comedic timing. It caught me off guard. He is definitely a sex maniac though. You'd think a day off from shooting porn he wouldn't concern himself with getting laid , but he goes up to one of the actresses in the middle of the day and shows her his index finger and says "You know why you should masterbate with this finger ?" and she goes "No?" and he replies "Because it's mine". Sleazy, but fuckin' funny.
bash.org #77183:\n \n<DrSuse> i remember when no one knew of limp bizkit\n<@`2L_Flashing> the good old days?\n<+Ford[Gone]> wish it'd stayed that way\n<DrSuse> that ruled :(
bash.org #77196:\n \n<MooseWare> Anyone in here know a good IRC server to find people who are intersted in making game?\n<MooseWare> games*\n<Raggedy-Asmo> #redundant-questions\n<MooseWare> that chat is empty\n<CrazYGuyMrkII> lol\n<Valeria> rofl\n<Raggedy-Asmo> lol Val\n<MooseWare> im serious, its empty\n<Valeria> ;)\n<MooseWare> except for me, of course\n<Raggedy-Asmo> hey, let's send that one to bash\n<CrazYGuyMrkII> rofl\n<Valeria> already there\n<CrazYGuyMrkII> thats like that other one \n<CrazYGuyMrkII> join #someonewhocares\n<CrazYGuyMrkII> im the only one there\n<Raggedy-Asmo> lol\n<MooseWare> that room is empty too\n<CrazYGuyMrkII> lol\n<MooseWare> grr
bash.org #77198:\n \n<Cody> where'd you two meet again?\n<Derian> a mud.\n<Cody> ahh\n<Derian> Yah. I'm just glad he wasn't an axe murderer.\n<Cody> heh, yeah\n<Derian> but he swears he's never murdered a single axe so.....\n<Cody> well that's good to know\n<Derian> If you're an axe.
bash.org #77201:\n \n<djv> psykiv..sorry about your loss\n<djv> BUY A MACINTOSH NEXT TIME.\n<djv> ;)\n<The-Virus> why buy a mac\n<The-Virus> its like buying a car thats only compatible with 10% of the roads
bash.org #77202:\n \n(skootlez): WrxionWRK.....\n(skootlez): wanna fuck?\n* WrxionWRK takes a deep breath\n(WrxionWRK): I'm sorry im going to have to decline your offer for sexual intercourse at this time, due to unforseen circumstances.\n(WrxionWRK): however, i do wish you the very best in your ventures.\n(WrxionWRK): this was an automated message. Please do not reply.\n* WrxionWRK breathes
bash.org #77265:\n \n<Liquids> man I have to broaden my date horizons\n<Liquids> I am so sick of starting dates off with "are you a cop" and ending it with "do you take visa"\n<Liquids> could be worse\n<Liquids> they could start with "asl" and end with /ignore
bash.org #77292:\n \n<EthenWork> I want my tombstone to say "Exceeded TTL"
bash.org #77307:\n \n<iddqd> have you read hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?\n<elf> ya\n<iddqd> it r l333t\n<iddqd> i've only read up to halfway of restaurant @ the end of the universe...\n<iddqd> need to carry on\n<elf> have u read my gf jsut dumpped me so i played quake all night ?\n<iddqd> ouch\n<iddqd> soz man :/\n<elf> dont worry , i have bash.org , i can laugh at all the OTHER pathetic loosers out there \n<iddqd> haha that's the spirit
bash.org #77309:\n \n<DJCookieMonster> Tell your mother to stop changing her lipstick. My dick is like a friggin rainbow.
bash.org #77317:\n \n<Nivex> if it weren't for the users, sysadminning would be easy :-/
bash.org #77324:\n \n.!. @Risiken wonders where her cam is being hosted =\\n.!. BoHolbrook wonders where his balls are being hosted\n( Psy ) [BoHolbrook]: www.tiny.com
bash.org #77325:\n \n<Volksweasel> how odd...everyone appears to be...DEAD!!\n* Volksweasel runs away screaming!\n<Corin> hmm thats the way the thriller video turns out isnt it?
bash.org #77345:\n \n<HackerJoe^Away> hell, don't you guys ever read isonewz or nforce... how did you get in here?\n<TheBrax> I used packetne*s (just in case it's a bad word) and xdccspy\n*** mfer sets mode: +b *!*@DAABE17B37.addictz.net\n*** TheBrax was kicked by mfer (*xdccspy* - word not allowd in #Datavault - 5 mins Ban.)
bash.org #77347:\n \n<enigma> was talking to this guy at uni yesterday.  he said the thing he missed most about uni was the pointless conversations we had.  i asked him if he's heard of irc.
bash.org #77379:\n \n<MB13534> does tne @ symbol next to the name mean idle?
bash.org #77384:\n \n<Xapz> war soon\n<Xapz> Maybe tomorrow\n<Xapz> We've pulled out ambassadors\n<m0swald> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/03/04/iraq.usa.shirt.reut/index.html\n<Sh0rty> :\n<Sh0rty> stupid americans :\|\n<Sh0rty> canada > all\n<m0swald> my giant american pee pee would rip your canadian-wang-trained females apart!\n<Sh0rty> :o\n<m0swald> I'm american, therefore my wang is gigantic.  at least, that's what the media tells me\n<m0swald> not to mention, I'm TEXAN, so it must be doubly huge\n<m0swald> I assume it's true, too.  because every woman I've shown it to has giggled in terror!\n<m0swald> IN TERROR
bash.org #77387:\n \n<Patrick> my mom just gave me 10 more dollars\n<Patrick> i feel like saying\n<Patrick> "thanks for supporting my drinking habit mom"
bash.org #77388:\n \n<an_ass733> You know what's funny?\n<an_ass733> The current Slim Fast ad.\n<an_ass733> The women in it say "It's so easy to lose weight with Slim Fast"\n<an_ass733> And the fine print at the bottom of the screen says "Losing weight is not easy."
bash.org #77390:\n \n<StmChser> sex is like math\n<StmChser> - the clothes, + the bed, / the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply.
bash.org #77408:\n \n<prence> Tired of Whacking Off? Have A Local Escort At Your Doorstep in a 1/2 Hour!\n! prence clicks!\n<obs1d1an> what you gonna do when your gramma shows up and shes the escort?\n<tooms> he's gonna ask her to take her teeth out\n<tooms> again\n<prence> duh\n<prence> if im paying im playing
bash.org #77412:\n \n<GothYena> I have a brother who breeds wolves in Alabama.\n<RosenOttr> breeds them, or with them?\n<\|Wolf\|> :D\n<GothYena> I'll assume both.
bash.org #77413:\n \n<GrndZero> "China has already cloned human embryos"\n<GrndZero> Go china\n<xscope> yeah..thats what China needs..more people.
bash.org #77441:\n \n<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik\n<Razor_EQ> like\n<Razor_EQ> look at this shit\n<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now\n<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea\n<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper\n<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink cocks anymore
bash.org #77443:\n \nsamov : Is there a linux program that will end my depression?\nboolean : samov: kill
bash.org #77444:\n \n<@WaRe-WoLf> Razor have you ever had homosapian thoughts?? \n<Razor> no I havent fag \n<Razor> oh ya I have \n<Razor> females homosapians
bash.org #77469:\n \n<mcdaza> though i still maintain that its virtual bullshit\n<Robzy> virtual bullshit??? Does that mean my virtual shoe can step in it?
bash.org #77484:\n \n<feelio> I think i'll write a C application that can replace my girlfriend
bash.org #77486:\n \n<SolidFlam> I can see the day that I type here "Ok, I'm going to watch Reloaded"\n<SolidFlam> Bastard wacko will probably download it and then give us spoilers\n<[wacko]> Neo dies!!\n<[wacko]> Trinity has sex with Morpheus!\n<[wacko]> The Oracle was fake!\n<StarmanDX> Morpheus is a woman!\n<[wacko]> Agent Smith is back!!\n<[wacko]> Zion is hacked!\n<StarmanDX> Jar Jar Binks has a cameo!\n<SolidFlam> Bullet Time is lag
bash.org #77489:\n \n<Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be\n<Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces?\n<Jumper_> for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen
bash.org #77505:\n \n<Majin_Giru> John u there? \n* Bloodshed watches Majin_Giru talk to his pants
bash.org #77509:\n \n<Jimmy> lisa, i'm having a bad day. wanna get naked on cam?\n<Lisa> hahaha\n<Jimmy> i hope hahaha is spanish for yes
bash.org #77549:\n \n* unexpected joins the room!\n<unexpected> oh shit gotta go\n* unexpected left the game.\n<Chimerasame> well that was unexpected.
bash.org #77636:\n \n<neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex\n<neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?\n<aux_> i dunno but i like it
bash.org #77675:\n \n<Crispy> I used to have black friends, but my dad sold them all.
bash.org #77712:\n \n<Burning> it's funny 'cause it's out of context
bash.org #77904:\n \n<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid\n<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
bash.org #77936:\n \n<JacksWastedLife> <----MsMarina\n<kuribo> <----MsMarina\n<torgo> <--- dumbass\n<CactusJac> MsMarina---->\n<Deathlove> <-- Spartacus
bash.org #78486:\n \n<Servo> being in love with a 13-year old has its advantages: she has to go to bed at 22 or 23h, so we can go out and have a drink!
bash.org #78507:\n \n<@Stakker> argh. our CTO just came from Game Designers Convention in the US. our games are too complicated for americans. they're asking for one-button conversions :-D
bash.org #78512:\n \n<+dementia^> they should have reality tv program on that is actually funny.\n<+dementia^> called "ima noob get me out of here" and make them use linux for a week
bash.org #78522:\n \n<hallam> Buy a planeticket...when you are in the air - go to the toilet.. cut off your pubichairs and glue em to your chin.. wrap toiletpaper around the top of your head.. KICK THE DOOR out to the toilet .. jump out and screaam 'Allah akbar'..
bash.org #78546:\n \n<quint> I've figured it out that there are three ways of pasting text on irc.\n<quint> you can press ctrl + v or shift + Ins or click with the right mouse button in the edit box and select "paste" from the popup.\n<weasel> wow, amazing. You've become a real hacker now.
bash.org #78551:\n \n<Jason_Bee> we'd probably all die if the stock market crashed\n<Mugworm> well yea, if it crashed right into your house
bash.org #78554:\n \n<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide...\n* azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging
bash.org #78562:\n \n<booyaa> i'm getting horrible pains thru my finger tips\n<sy> booyaa: that's me attempting to kick your ass over the internet
bash.org #78579:\n \n<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?\n<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
bash.org #78679:\n \n<cmdrfunk> i have a picture around here somewhere where she looks totally hot in her silks guard uniform\n<mike> flag squad?\n<cmdrfunk> yah\n<mike> the chicks who are too fat to make it to cheerleading\n<lyfeAsaurus-REX> the bottom of the pyramid
bash.org #78690:\n \n<HOT_SAUCE> generals?\n<HOT_SAUCE> yeah i have it\n<HOT_SAUCE> i dunno if generals is DX9\n<HOT_SAUCE> but somehow, turning up EVERYTHING to super-high detail makes my game run faster than putting it on just high/medium\n<HOT_SAUCE> i think my video card is autistic\n<HOT_SAUCE> like that kid from mercury rising
bash.org #78787:\n \n<sandnig3r> i shower with a man twice my age
bash.org #78788:\n \n<joseph> man, if i could shoot lightning from my balls, well, that'd be pretty cool
bash.org #78794:\n \n<xavas> so i was on the beach wearing my speedo's the other day\n<xavas> and some chick walks by and goes "u got a roll of pennies in there?!?!?"\n<xavas> so i says "yeah, want me to knock some cents into you?>
bash.org #78798:\n \n<DopefishJustin> I just downloaded "Microsoft Visual C++ 6.0 Standard Edition.exe" off WinMX and it's actually a country music MP3 :/\n<DopefishJustin> -=[JustinBot]=- Now playing: [EXE] [Microsoft Visual C++ 6] [3:31]\n<DopefishJustin> I should have realized when I noticed it was 5MB
bash.org #78807:\n \n<Seaf> I found someone had uploaded a video titled "REAL Muff Diving." I'll leave it at that.\n<Gau> erm\n<Gau> did they go off a diving board?\n<Gau> or was it their wife giving birth played in reverse\n* Gau giggles at that idea\n* Gau groans as the metal image sets in\n<Gau> BRB... Malox time.\n<SkySoldier> Gau, you are a strange man.
bash.org #78812:\n \n* Bishi (~somebody@newt-news.com) has joined #zgeek-tech\n<Bishi> op, op-me-do\n<Bishi> you know, I'd op you\n<Bishi> I'll always be true\n<Bishi> so ple-e-e-ease...\n<Bishi> op me do\n<Bishi> </beatles>\n* RickBitch sets mode: +o Bishi
bash.org #78820:\n \n<Sh0t> i'll be honest\n<Sh0t> I'd fuck Calista Flockhart\n<tjommi> is that possible?\n<tjommi> my dick is fatter than her\n<Phalanx`> you might break her\n<Phalanx`> be careful there\n<xylol> who cares\n<Sh0t> she gained weight\n<Sh0t> if you've seen her recently\n<DeathVipr> after you blow your load in her, her weight doubles\n<tjommi> id like to see that\n<tuffguy> lol dv\n<tjommi> LOL
bash.org #78831:\n \n<point> whats the dos command to format?
bash.org #78844:\n \n<Mohammad> ever wonder why zelda *always* needs rescuing? link should realize she's pretty high-maintenance\n<lawnchair> Mohammad, yea but she's so damn hot! i bet that pussy is nice and tight too
bash.org #78858:\n \n<Kaneda> im downloading furniture for my sims, they have more of life then I do.
bash.org #78873:\n \n<[NSGuide]Greedo386> I'm American.  I respect the Bill of Rights.  Freedom of Speech is one of the greatest parts of being American.  That being said, you have no rights in here, whatsoever.
bash.org #78874:\n \nEchelonOverlord: Jeni's gonna come watch Usual Suspects now.\nMorwen K: ooh! has she seen it before?\nEchelonOverlord: Nope.\nMorwen K: coooool\nEchelonOverlord: Oh yeah.\nMorwen K: i'd invite myself along but i'm sure this is your together-time, so i won't intrude ;)\nMorwen K: plus i'd probably blurt out "it's kevin spacey!!!" like halfway through\nEchelonOverlord: What?!  Kevin Spacey?!!\nMorwen K: ..\nMorwen K: fuck
bash.org #78877:\n \n<Miliwen> Alucard, how the hell do you make a city in SimCity4?\n<Alucard_the_Kook> Making a city is ... a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.\n<Alucard_the_Kook> First you need to check her out, get the lay of the land.\n<Alucard_the_Kook> Next, you need to tease her a little.  Make trails over her body, allowing you to move freely.\n<Alucard_the_Kook> Then you fiddle with the zones.\n<Alucard_the_Kook> Finally...\n<Alucard_the_Kook> You give the bitch all your money.
bash.org #78885:\n \n<Moonpie> For some reason I always associate Denver with Colorado :(
bash.org #78893:\n \n<MikeyPain> A car in front of me \n<MikeyPain> There were two heads at the drivers seat \n<MikeyPain> one bobbing \n<Psyderman> this one time i gave my mom head in a car\n<MikeyPain> the car started to veer a shitload \n<MikeyPain> and then the other head went to the passengers side \n<@PK59> they were just holding hands and talking about jesus
bash.org #78912:\n \n<leokitty> ok who wants to come over and help me find all the underwear that i've scattered around my room? i need to get it all into the laundry bag.\n<DrTrevorkian> todd, you start searching.  i'll make the ebay seller account.
bash.org #78918:\n \nGig103: on the BMW 745i, you can get "Active front seats with gentle massage action"\nGig103: for $74000 i should get a blowjob every time i get in the car\nmoe99j5: yeah but you'd ruin the leather upholstery\nGig103: no for $74000 she would swallow it all
bash.org #78935:\n \n* @K3nSh1n plays with the keyboard\n<@Steve> I named mine, too.\n<@K3nSh1n> lol\n<@K3nSh1n> winkey?\n<@Steve> "Womb Stretcher, the Magnificent"\n<@K3nSh1n> ahhh\n<@Steve> Most girls call it "Bahahahahah!  Are you asian?"
bash.org #78941:\n \n<mirv> I sincerely hope this France -> Freedom thing doesn't go on for long.\n<Palpz> And in the news today, the United States Congress passed legislation renaming the Country of France to "Freedom".\n<DyRE> i'm so glad the people running my country are actually 12-years old. i'm sure it won't be long now before some noted US politician calls Iraq "gay."
bash.org #78952:\n \n<Moony> Rasseruu: I bet it can't compare to two sprained ankles, a dislocated bone, and a swollen knee\n<MadHAtter> Moony: How the hell did that happen?\n<Moony> MadHAtter: I was walking. Then I wasn't.
bash.org #78978:\n \n<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
bash.org #78990:\n \n* SexServ (BeerBaron@ZiRC-14FF1408.msns.sm.ptd.net) Quit (Killed (dj4aces (Impersonating services.)))
bash.org #79051:\n \n<Symantec> HAHAH\n<Symantec> my dogs are humping each other, and they are both girls\n<Symantec> I should video tape it and put it on Kazaa as "Hot Lesbian Sex"\n<LuKe> ROFL\n<LuKe> you sick sick fuck\n<Extorted-> shut up Luke, you know we'll all be looking for that clip in a few days.
bash.org #79053:\n \n<Kalidor> [20:30] * Now talking in #lesbian\n<Kalidor> i'm tempted to burst out with "something's fishy in here"\n<mebrillo> lol\n<mebrillo> we pretended to be lesbians\n<mebrillo> they sent us their pictures\n<Kalidor> rofl\n<Kalidor> and?\n<mebrillo> most of them were fucking ugly\n<mebrillo> but there were like 2 that were pretty good looking\n<mebrillo> one fat chick sent herself naked\n<mebrillo> I think that's when I decided to stop going there
bash.org #79069:\n \n<Astrakhan> What determines the silica content?\n<J>The silicon content in the sand/soil/rocks around it XP\n<Astrakhan>Ah. XD\n<J> technically silica is silicon. only smaller pieces\n<Astrakhan> So, if I steal Pamela's implants, put sand in them, and expose them to fire, I can get breast shaped glass?\n<J>no no no. SILICON. not silicone\n<J> Difference\n<Astrakhan> Oh.\n<J>XP
bash.org #79094:\n \n<Mr_Roboto> when we set nagasaki up the bomb
bash.org #79131:\n \n<@toe2toe> it just really amazes me how fucking dumb george w bush is \n<@toe2toe> see the paper yesterday \n<@toe2toe> "george bush getting frustrated at UN" \n<@toe2toe> wheres the headline : "WORLD GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH FUCK TARD IN WHITE HOUSE"
bash.org #79171:\n \n<Jabberwocky> my best friend has been trying to get me together with one of her friends. And I'm headed over there tonight to -NO INNUENDO HERE- install an ethernet card in her laptop. \n<Jabberwocky> "Deirdre, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time - almost from the day I met you. Would you... You know... Like to... Play some multiplayer games?"
bash.org #79175:\n \n<Back2Basics> My wife thinks up the strangest reasons to get offline...\n<Dralock> ?\n<Dralock> Like what?\n<Dralock> for her to get offline, or for oyou?\n<Back2Basics> she says she's having contractions about 4 min apart or something...\n<Dralock> Wow\n<Dralock> sounds like she's having a baby\n<Back2Basics> Right NOW ... so I have to get offline ... wish us luck...
bash.org #79179:\n \n<FireThief> Is there a magic word that will make women go away forever, even when said in a nice way?\n<pagan> cunt
bash.org #79227:\n \n<daenonok> like four years ago when that 8 year old brought a gun to school and shot a 9 year old, i was still in high school and this dude in my history class who was in my group asked if the kid was black or white\n<daenonok> and one of the girls (who took him seriously) asked what it mattered, and he said 'because if he was white he was crazy, but if he was black he was just taking care of business' \n<daenonok> she slapped him so fucking loud the halls echoed, i shit you not
bash.org #79607:\n \n<konsole> i've seen it before.\n<konsole> it's a decent movie.\n<MelissA-> i liked it.\n<MelissA-> i have a thing for sandra bullock though.\n<konsole> me too.\n<konsole> it's called a penis.
bash.org #79621:\n \n<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[\n<jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?\n<tito> whats that supposed to mean\n<jestuh> you know
bash.org #79625:\n \n<Morris> Ahh... alcoholic Jell-O\n<reppy> :o\n<Morris> Rep, do you understand the excellence?\n<reppy> :O
bash.org #79660:\n \n<Shrike> those lesbians\n<Shrike> is there anything they won't do\n<Guardian_Latino> fuck men?
bash.org #79668:\n \n<snagger> ever noticed at the olympics, black people are good at running, and white people good at shooting?
bash.org #79712:\n \n<warpedminds> what do you call a barn full of black men\n<warpedminds> -- antique farm equipment
bash.org #79727:\n \n<zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election\n<zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits\n<zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you."\n<zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders\n<zoweee> should there be a  depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children\n<zoweee> please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations\n<qBaz> zow: marry me immediately\n<zoweee> we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination may be.
bash.org #79728:\n \n< jv> personally, who the fuck cares either way.\n<@phar> baby jesus cares\n< jv> baby jesus is a pussy. always with the crying.
bash.org #79776:\n \n<hajakinXL> brb\n<nfinite\|p1astik> kk\n<hajakinXL> what!? You racist bitch!\n<hajakinXL> I know you spelt 'kkk' wrong!\n<nfinite\|p1astik> wtf\n<nfinite\|p1astik> you gook motherfucker\n<hajakinXL> Fuck you honky!\n<nfinite\|p1astik> im spic, you retarded fuck\n<hajakinXL> Shut it, FOB!!\n<nfinite\|p1astik> you UNEDUCATED shit trap, i crossed a fucking river, not a big ass ocean\n<hajakinXL> You're still a nasty slut\n<hajakinXL> Fuck you. I'm outta here\n<nfinite\|p1astik> you off to talk to manny?\n<hajakinXL> Yeah. He was going to help me get Samba up and going.\n<nfinite\|p1astik> ok, i'll pick you up in about 30?\n<hajakinXL> Sounds good.
bash.org #79778:\n \n<Sev> Come on.  You know that you want to die in a way that inspires people to invent new, flaming drinks.
bash.org #79784:\n \n< +Jen > I dont want to visit shitcity.com because my parents are around, tell me more about it\n< Ad_Libitum > girls eating shit.... literally\n< Ad_Libitum > thats all u have to know\n< +x_quest > and you get bestiality pop ups\n< +Jen > Cool, free?\n< +big_mac > yeah\n< +Jen > I mean I have videos of that stuff ^_^\n< Ad_Libitum > ........\n< +big_mac > oh god\n< +Dyne_Zears > .........\n< ravix > you are seriously disturbed\n< +Jen > I like to call it "open minded"
bash.org #79786:\n \n<randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @ face-pic\n* randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21\n<randolph> hehehehehehe\n* wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout
bash.org #79794:\n \n<molo> C:>ping god\n<molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again.\n<molo> it's true, god doesn't exist\n<mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems
bash.org #79798:\n \n<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car\n<mrmin123> cars have hit points?
bash.org #79799:\n \n<Seth> lots of folks from Washington in here\n<ProfessorEvil> yeah they don't have sheep up there so they log into chat instead
bash.org #79825:\n \n<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses?\n<Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't
bash.org #79842:\n \n<SaxxonPike> I'm not gonna serve illegal stuff, just some MP3 files I got from Kazaa
bash.org #79847:\n \n<toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL\n<toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired!\n<toe2toe> ...\n<toe2toe> tough crowd
bash.org #79862:\n \n*** Now talking in #caps\n<Gets> IS THIS FINALLY THE RIGHT CHANNEL?
bash.org #79881:\n \n* Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za) has joined #12-15yrz\n<Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?
bash.org #79890:\n \nMatreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff*\nMatreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool\n    gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my brothers\nspoob: your brothers are coke glasses?
bash.org #79893:\n \n<_cobra_> how can i allow right-click on links only while preventing right-click on the rest of a webpage ??\n<yossarian> why would you want to prevent right-click anywhere?\n<_cobra_> to prevent newbies stealing the html
bash.org #79895:\n \n* Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I fucked four girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks: Fucked a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine with CAT FANCY.
bash.org #79896:\n \n(bovril): i realised yesterday\n(bovril): that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you\n(bovril): :(\n(doggie^): yeah\n(doggie^): one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week\n(doggie^): then she licked her lips at me\n(doggie^): i was weirded out for days\n(bovril): if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is
bash.org #79901:\n \n<@kainashi> im just 2 people short of a threesome
bash.org #79905:\n \n<VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot\n<ffejdogg> do you have tits?\n<VC-Scar> i have nipples..
bash.org #79907:\n \n<FJ> ok, I am off to the International House of Pancakes\n<FJ> truly, I am a man of the world.
bash.org #79945:\n \n<Torke> and now\n<Torke> my dad's get a quad for his birthday\n<Torke> he's turning 50\n<Grimp> don't let him near the rocket launcher
bash.org #79952:\n \n<Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to
bash.org #79963:\n \n<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P\n<_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P\n<_Cyan_> cat ~/room \| sort > ~/room.new
bash.org #80004:\n \n(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel\nthat i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be\n@(Splodge`) That's called spam\n(MrPino) i know, but i'\n(MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business
bash.org #80019:\n \n<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot.\n<Pepe> Who do YOU trust?
bash.org #80023:\n \n<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once\n<shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.
bash.org #80024:\n \n<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS? \n<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!! \n<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!
bash.org #80036:\n \n*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has joined #square\n<Locke1`> am i still banned?\n<Deadcounter> Locke: yes\n<Locke1`> shit\n<Locke1`> i'll leave now\n<Locke1`> sorry\n*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has left #square\n<Deadcounter> eheheh\n<ift> amazing
bash.org #80039:\n \n<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK\n<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell
bash.org #80040:\n \n<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours\n<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it\n<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"\n<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P
bash.org #80045:\n \n*** Joins: teh_wofl (teh_wofl@128.227.131.153)\n<duk> hunyrg liek teh wofl
bash.org #80047:\n \n<Winta> Well well well\n<Jess> dam dam dam\n<Winta> yes yes yes\n<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in
bash.org #80048:\n \nChris: well, idle hands are the devil's playdgroun\nLotach: which is why god invented porn\nChris: yes\nLotach: so man would not resort to the devil's deeds
bash.org #80049:\n \n* dasunt has his 12-step plan:  'How to Achieve Sex If You Are A Geek'\n<dasunt> 1) Convert to homosexuality.\n<dasunt> 2) Find another geek who has also followed this plan.\n<zoo> it's that easy?\n* pig has a 1-step plan\n<dasunt> 3..12) Give money to Dasunt.\n<pig> 1) stop being a fucking geek
bash.org #80059:\n \n<Rav3n> does anyone know a good irc client for mac?\n<Luna> who is mac?
bash.org #80153:\n \nMultiColoredWiz: Science class was hilarious yesterday. \nMultiColoredWiz: We were explaining parts of the body. \nMultiColoredWiz: So the teacher puts her hands on her ass and says "What's this called? I will not accept A-S-S or butt." \nMultiColoredWiz: I then raise my hand and say: \nMultiColoredWiz: "Will you accept 'HUGE'?"
bash.org #80159:\n \n(dosdemon)  theres just all these other car brands in sega gt\n(dosdemon)  like "ford" and "chevy"\n(dosdemon)  they must be real small\n(dosdemon)  because they only have 2 cars to choose from\n(dosdemon)  then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx sti type r version b aspec 2"\n(dosdemon)  "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen edtion"\n(PACHUKA)  on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1
bash.org #80207:\n \n<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.\n<Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life
bash.org #80242:\n \nDekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?\nDekaff: blue 67 impala\nBobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"
bash.org #80285:\n \n<mike90210> shou\n<Shou> mike90210\n<GLC> hey... symmetry!\n<GLC> god I'm bored
bash.org #80293:\n \n<cile_16> give me +v\n<cile_16> pls\n<ToRMeNTeD> give me head\n<ToRMeNTeD> please\n<cile_16> why\n<ToRMeNTeD> then maybe\n<ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth\n<ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v\n<ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other\n<cile_16> fuck off\n<ToRMeNTeD> :D
bash.org #80303:\n \n* Typhlosion has joined #studio64\n<Gina`> There! It's complete!\n<Typhlosion> What's complete?\n<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!\n<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations on the internet without you being there!\n<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!\n<Gina`> Sometimes.\n<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they were talking about. Assholes.
bash.org #80309:\n \n<Callick> Thanks a ton man..\n<Yoss> no big deal\n<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean
bash.org #80322:\n \n<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.\n<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"\n<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.\n<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.\n<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"\n<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.\n<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.\n<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:\n<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.\n<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
bash.org #80331:\n \n"<Hjelgan> betme\n<Rift-Game>  Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #, betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores\n<Hjelgan> betme start\n<Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join type "betme join"\n<Hjelgan> betme bet life\n<Rift-Game>  You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"
bash.org #80361:\n \n* Nastard is now known as fuck\n<damn> what kind of nick is that?\n<fuck> if i know
bash.org #80399:\n \n<Ophiel> welcome to irc, where everybody is an expert on everything
bash.org #80408:\n \n<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs\n<Ringlord> UGH \n<Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs?\n<Jude> So i can eat them
bash.org #80411:\n \n<Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."\n<odin> I dissagree\n<odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over
bash.org #80413:\n \n<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?\n<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.\n<Rivorus> woah \n<Rivorus> deep\n<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.\n<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial \n<CrystalShard> Woah.\n<CrystalShard> Deep.\n<Rivorus> hahahaha
bash.org #80428:\n \n<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it\n<isajeep> full of dead fish?\n<Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long\n<Verl> HAHAHAHA\n<Verl> that is awesome\n<Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist\n<isajeep> lol verl\n<rzrshrp2> wtf\n<rzrshrp2> pussy punch
bash.org #80429:\n \n<monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is in the shop and im out of chloroform
bash.org #80463:\n \n<revmoo> does flock() not work on ntfs?\n<Hendrix-> only if you compile with -lshepherd
bash.org #80480:\n \n<I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says "yes and its driving me nuts!"
bash.org #80511:\n \n<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.\n<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate.
bash.org #80522:\n \n<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.\n<an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.\n<Angelic_erection> well, let's start over\n<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.\n<+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?\n<an_ass733> Huh?\n<an_ass733> Oh shit.\n<Angelic_erection> lol\n<JAT\|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts\n<an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!
bash.org #80527:\n \n<@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of the picture, he should send his daughters over there first.\n<@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different venereal diseases at once.
bash.org #80542:\n \n<Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you?\n<Duck> no\n<Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once
bash.org #80546:\n \n<JtotheB> There is a certain brand of coolness that one can achieve only by being fully CSS and HTML standards compliant.\n* JtotheB flashes a shit-eating grin and cracks a beer.
bash.org #80565:\n \n<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?\n<Hodge> no\n<Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you say within a set time limit of joinig is an url\n<Hodge> so when people join a channel and go\n<Hodge>  www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK\n<Hodge> i ban them\n<Hodge> automatically\n<Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw\n<Hodge> _just in case_\n<Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.\n<Insane^> exist*\n<Berger> It doesn't.\n<Hodge> >_<\n<Berger> =P
bash.org #80566:\n \n<whythehell> who were you talking about?\n<RobotBebop> whythehell: Canada.\n<whythehell> sorry\n<whythehell> who were you talking aboot?
bash.org #80592:\n \n<random-strike> loli'm sittingina  computer lab, and i gotta let one go\n<Zoogle> walk over to the printer slowly, let 'er rip on the way there\n<Zoogle> and take a differant path back to your seat\n<random-strike> let it go by as many ppl as i can\n<Zoogle> therefore the putrid stench will be evenly spread out\n<random-strike> it'll follow me back\n<Zoogle> jiggle your ass so no one notices
bash.org #80594:\n \n<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me \n<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it \n<Dark_Hawk> There ya go \n* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth
bash.org #80599:\n \n<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX? bx is kinda cool, though.\n<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe\n<damn2003> ok\n*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)
bash.org #80601:\n \n<jimmiejaz> I just tried to use my mouse to copy a URL off the t.v. :(
bash.org #80603:\n \n<@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow, set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like "wtf are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing human life.
bash.org #80616:\n \n<thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din\n<^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it wants a divorce.\n<thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit\n<thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?
bash.org #80618:\n \n<Spudsta> my my.....is it just me or does banana always taste and feel a bit weird as it's going thru ur digestive system?\n<@`2L> wrong end jess....\n<@`2L> put it in your mouth.
bash.org #80624:\n \nRobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America\nMasqueradeuk: some people like him\nRobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link\nRobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher\nMasqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"
bash.org #80627:\n \n<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their bones are so attractive.\n<TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin\n<TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just tell them they're fat.
bash.org #80642:\n \n<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was scared.\n<Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to masturbate.\n<Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"
bash.org #80648:\n \n<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul thats wy\n<+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking\n<+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there in the first place\n<+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child
bash.org #80649:\n \n* Tomis has quit IRC (Quit: Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen.(Graffiti on wall of McDonald's bathroom))
bash.org #80655:\n \n<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean?\n<StndRain> You have to master it to find out
bash.org #80703:\n \n<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at least that way you can claim you were raped\n<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing\n<Knower\|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
bash.org #80710:\n \n<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site.  Literary criticism and essays, right? \n<anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen wanting a boob job.
bash.org #80725:\n \n[Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard" signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard and he went apeshit on me.\n[Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER"
bash.org #80729:\n \n<timmo> capn slackass: hello kettle, i am pot.\n<timmo> capn slackass: you are black.\n<timmo> xxx: ?\n<timmo> people are stupid these days\n<c-rOCK> shes a nigger?
bash.org #80731:\n \n<rG^steelrose> You know what we need?  NET - Nerd Entertainment Television.  A channel dedicated to bash.org
bash.org #80734:\n \n<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to.\n<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet.\n<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties.\n<Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new one."\n<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'
bash.org #80750:\n \n<pear> I have 3 girls which im trying to lose my virginity too
bash.org #80751:\n \n<tomje> i once put ice cream in a rubber and wanked it was unreal
bash.org #80753:\n \n<Perplex> I cut my pubes to about 1/2 inch, they look neat, tidy, and inviting
bash.org #80754:\n \n<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?
bash.org #80765:\n \n<lnp4668> !lastwords\n<DMBot> 747. "They have an acceleration of WHAT ?!" \n<lnp4668> around 400 miles/hour.
bash.org #80771:\n \n<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace
bash.org #80783:\n \n<NuttO> You are promoted.\n<MechaMrEd> To?\n<NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title?\n<MechaMrEd> Animefag\n<NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag.\n<MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO???????\n<MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^\n<MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME ANIME!!!!!!!!11111\n<MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO\n<NuttO> You're doing fine.\n<Geno> I'm not even like that. :/\n<MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA GAIJIN FAGGOT\n* Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart\n<MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP
bash.org #80788:\n \n*** Wildstar has joined #StarAlliance\n<SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my chicken!"\n<SA-NiteFox> ^.^\n*** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him
bash.org #80793:\n \n<pulse__> HAHA!!\n<pulse__> HAHA!!\n<pulse__> HAHA!!\n<pulse__> HAHA!!\n<pulse__> I JUST GOT A PAYRISE!!!\n<pulse__> HAHAHAHAHAHA\n<pulse__> could this company be any more stupid?\n<pulse__> I DON'T DO ANYTHING!
bash.org #80795:\n \n(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any)\n<Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were talking about would be quite entertaining.\n<PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah\n<PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass\n<PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy\n<Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz\n<PuMbAaA_rx7> lol\n<Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife?\n<PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have\n<Stonefish> good point...\n<Stonefish> brb - monkey
bash.org #80807:\n \n<Consolelover> I need a life. \n<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.\n<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{
bash.org #80815:\n \n<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to remove all spaces and tabs from the source code\n<ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one single line
bash.org #80824:\n \n<gaurav> ahh i feel sexeh\n<airliner> irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav
bash.org #80833:\n \n<cyberia> anybody know how to hack banks
bash.org #80834:\n \n* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of friction.
bash.org #80851:\n \n<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would take to listen to all my cheesy mids.\n<dma> forgot the result\n<Silencer> ha\n<Silencer> thats nothin\n<Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored\n<Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about mexico\n<Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it was flattened and paved\n<Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut the grass of every lawn in the us\n<Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how long)\n<Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car held 7 people\n<Silencer> or 14 if its a van\n<Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff)\n<Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out too)
bash.org #80852:\n \n<cheater> my dream is running away from me like a dog from a hungry korean
bash.org #80870:\n \n<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure! There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..
bash.org #80872:\n \n<Gerrard> w00r\n<Gerrard> ...w00t\n<Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for spelling "whore"
bash.org #80873:\n \n<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us\n<AvgJoe> none of me\n<K`Tetch> or of me, probably\n<DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of other people with no lives
bash.org #80879:\n \n<Crimson_Dynamo> Stupid kazaa, it has a banner for penis enlargement pills "Doctor approved pill will enlarge your manhood in just 3 weeks!" \n<\|[T]\|HiddenPower> that can't be legal, what if kiddies are using the computer? \n<Crimson_Dynamo> then we will have 7-year-olds with huge penises
bash.org #80885:\n \n<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites.\n<simmoril> naked hermaphrodites?\n<rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're hermaphrodites?
bash.org #80888:\n \n<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage\n<Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
bash.org #80890:\n \n<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc\n<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?\n<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks\n<ThanatoChaos> Really?\n<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this deal.\n<ThanatoChaos> toonies?\n<SilverJstr> two dollar coins\n<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing\n<SilverJstr> yep  :)\n<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the world, it's everything the world hates about america and france combined in one arctic wasteland\n<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie
bash.org #80895:\n \n<SpAz> you, are an asshole. pure, natural, and bottled at the source.
bash.org #80910:\n \n(slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince them i'm god
bash.org #80914:\n \n<JangFizett> bleh, I'm hungry\n<Bill> Eat a Dick\n<JangoFizett> I wish I was that flexible
bash.org #80915:\n \n<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help\n<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv\n<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked\n<seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!\n<Incubus1n> lol\n<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(\n<seph429> i live a sad life
bash.org #80917:\n \n<fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not  getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about. Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now
bash.org #80919:\n \n<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC
bash.org #80921:\n \nTwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day\nDr SpaZZo: Heh.\nDr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you\nDr SpaZZo: Pity\nTwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today\nDr SpaZZo: Liar\nDr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"\nTwilightKnight: yes it is true!\nTwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be\nTwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!\nTwilightKnight: In the daylight!\nDr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.
bash.org #80923:\n \n<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the mouthage
bash.org #80925:\n \nDeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer\nAceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single player campaign
bash.org #80926:\n \n<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags\n<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath
bash.org #80931:\n \n<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me\n<Mook> brb\n<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild
bash.org #80933:\n \n<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling allowed
bash.org #80936:\n \nteh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid\nKetrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.\nKetrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.
bash.org #80940:\n \n<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.\n<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD\n<renegadellf> I mean, you know.\n<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of the......youknowwhatnevermind\n<Torture> hhmmm\n<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD
bash.org #80942:\n \n<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses\n<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life
bash.org #80953:\n \n<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?\n<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security\n<Aemon> cool\n<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer\n<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major violation of the security policy\n<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it
bash.org #80965:\n \n<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?  omglol moms home brb\n<mog> er...\n<mog> that was supposed to be 14\n<mog> either way
bash.org #80968:\n \n<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........\n<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem clones, dey be a'comin'!"
bash.org #80979:\n \n<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american independence
bash.org #80985:\n \n<@scifixi> dear irc,\n<@scifixi> you are being boring.\n<@scifixi> yours,\n<@scifixi> scifixi
bash.org #80993:\n \nSlava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick \nSlava1983: but for some reason there was two of her\nSlava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you twins\nSlava1983: turned out they were twins
bash.org #81015:\n \n<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS
bash.org #81020:\n \n<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is dpoing something with dildos u wana see\n<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?
bash.org #81023:\n \n<@Chii_> rkd\n<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks\n<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\n<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo\n<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room sometimes making useless sounds
bash.org #81026:\n \n[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)\n[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya\n[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)
bash.org #81058:\n \n<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"
bash.org #81070:\n \n<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away\n<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something
bash.org #81126:\n \n<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia\n<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?
bash.org #81128:\n \n<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.\n<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...\n<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!\n<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub\n<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!\n<@Aunt_Jemima> haha
bash.org #81130:\n \n<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
bash.org #81131:\n \n<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid. \n<nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.
bash.org #81136:\n \n<InvisableMan> then take them all out\n<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them\n<InvisableMan> and deport them\n<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something\n<InvisableMan> libya\n<cheezychops> TO CANADA!\n<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god\n<ChronoKnight> im right here\n<InvisableMan> hahaha\n<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight\n<cheezychops> TO CANADA!\n<chris> lol\n<ChronoKnight> pffft\n<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that\n<cheezychops> read it\n<cheezychops> not hear\n<cheezychops> you read it\n<cheezychops> stupid canadians\n<cheezychops> :P\n<ChronoKnight> read what\n<InvisableMan> rofl
bash.org #81138:\n \n<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn\n<@Lurker> nothing happening\n<schitzo> nope nothing going on\n<@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when they ping out the war is on
bash.org #81144:\n \n*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean\n*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean\n<deathazre> erm :/\n<deathazre> stupid auto complete\n*** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre
bash.org #81152:\n \n<mconp> ?\n<mconp> yes?\n<copeaway> its jewellery.....\n<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....\n<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........\n<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated.......\n<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........\n<mconp> because\n<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life\n<copeaway> i hate jewellery
bash.org #81154:\n \nbradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.
bash.org #81157:\n \n<Slayer> tbh i cba\n<[S3E]Busy> there u go\n<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence\n<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good\n<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life\n<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate\n<[S3E]Busy> *sigh*
bash.org #81165:\n \n<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big cock. I want to fuck her hard"
bash.org #81168:\n \n<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel ghay. *sigh*
bash.org #81170:\n \n<wabb1t> no war yet... don't start it while i'm in the shower, k plz thx
bash.org #81171:\n \n<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead.
bash.org #81173:\n \n<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?\n<Nacho> after this commercial break
bash.org #81206:\n \n<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels while you squeeze it out?\n<Majik989s> all to often\n<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much bigger than I imagined.\n<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet tonight.
bash.org #81215:\n \nErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key
bash.org #81216:\n \n<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die
bash.org #81227:\n \n<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl
bash.org #81236:\n \n<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?"
bash.org #81238:\n \n<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the karate kid?
bash.org #81243:\n \n<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"\n<norml> lol\n<norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french for that\n<pfloyd> rofl!
bash.org #81246:\n \n<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth\n<[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there\n<[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted\n<[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?\n<[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!\n<[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha\n<[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands\n<[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway\n<[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way\n<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever\n<[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me\n<[BCorp]Atropos> no\n<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat\n<[BCorp]Sleight> cruel\n<[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa\n<[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester\n<[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop\n<[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once\n<[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know
bash.org #81250:\n \n<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home\n<CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight....\n<CrypticB> how do you determine that?\n<wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point
bash.org #81251:\n \n<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue
bash.org #81264:\n \n<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ?\n<classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.
bash.org #81270:\n \n<Ogredude> Radio Shack...  You've got questions, we've got blank stares.
bash.org #81295:\n \n<mefod> anyone ever watch tv...\n<mefod> then after 5 minutes or so you think to yourself\n<mefod> "omg i better move the mouse, or the screensaver will come on"\n<mefod> but then you remember its a tv
bash.org #81296:\n \n<daenonok> texas vs iraq round one\n<b1u3> im not particularly worried that iraq start sending ppl over here...but i live in ca, right on the coast, if they did i'd taste the first wave\n<b1u3> so right now im sittin here, all the lights turned off, in my faded army fatiques, new tank of co2 in my paintball gun, ready to give anyone to come through my door a hell of a bruise
bash.org #81299:\n \n<mefod> WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME?! IM IN IRAQ DAMNIT!\n<mefod> ooh shit\n<mefod> afk, war
bash.org #81320:\n \nMultiColoredWiz: My grammar's usually pretty good, but I still don't get laid or lain. \nMultiColoredWiz: err.. \nGizmog1: Heheh.
bash.org #81325:\n \n<jedix> Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal gurders c) the train itself\n<dwihno> I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run\n<jimperson> aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i need :)\n<Linus> jedix: they are huge! :-)\n<Linus> as are all hacker arms\n* Zagor tries not to laugh\n* Bagder giggles as he can't resist\n* jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself
bash.org #81331:\n \n<PGM> i thought they where all lame\n<Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we all calibrate our instruments, you would know
bash.org #81378:\n \n<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album\n<CoRDS> are you about to break?\n<Gwuffy> nope\n<Gwuffy> but im one step closer\n<CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person\n<devkev> he needs a little room to breathe
bash.org #81379:\n \n<Juz[code]> i think i will call\n<Juz[code]> the 5th level in my puzzle game\n<Juz[code]> "i'm bored of making levels now"
bash.org #81382:\n \nRimbaud: oh my god\nRimbaud: do you have half a minute?\ntlaryko: yes. what?\nRimbaud: I just opened a package for the office\nRimbaud: addressed to ________(1)\nRimbaud: I thought it was toner\nRimbaud: :/\nRimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN\ntlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-))\nRimbaud: He's not here, thank god\nRimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing\nRimbaud: I taped it back up\ntlaryko: poor puggy!\nRimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too\nRimbaud: I'm disturbed\ntlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny\nRimbaud: sure\ntlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle.\nRimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised\nRimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically\nRimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny\ntlaryko: what was your reaction?\nRimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment about it probably being gay porn for _________(1)\nRimbaud: Then it was\nRimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright\ntlaryko: hehehehehehehehe
bash.org #81394:\n \n<RichiH> bathing supports terrorism
bash.org #81427:\n \n<nikoJ> Terron, what would you do without the internet?\n<Terron> I don't understand the question
bash.org #81434:\n \n* The following takes place the day after the Second Gulf War began.\n\n<@HEMI> kjfklsdf\n<@HEMI> All hell is breaking loose!\n<@HEMI> Things are falling apart at work. I just got back from lunch. Yay!\n<@TenBaseT> god damn you\n<@TenBaseT> I just hit refresh on 6 news sites because of that.
bash.org #81439:\n \n<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...
bash.org #81449:\n \n<mewse> that was awesome\n<mewse> err wrong window\n<zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P\n* mewse licks it\n<mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW
bash.org #81451:\n \n* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece.\n<@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.\n* @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.\n<@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON
bash.org #81453:\n \n<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you and Vio visited us?\n<HalfNote5> Yupper!\n<TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night.\n<TygerinFL> the lady living in it died\n<TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke detectors when we left
bash.org #81512:\n \n<Skipp-XP> ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a quick question\n<Skipp-XP> I have a style writer II printer, and I want to connect it to my mac\n<barry> use the included cable\n<Skipp-XP> barry: go fuck yourself\n<Lint> good way to get help retard.
bash.org #81534:\n \n<Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb Bush?
bash.org #81616:\n \nMmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium\nMmytacism: this game is so unrealistic\nMmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100\nMmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins, either
bash.org #81617:\n \n<drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.
bash.org #81695:\n \n* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack 0wned :)\n(@Veng): sums it up really
bash.org #81705:\n \n<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn?  I told it I wanted first-run wars ONLY\n<fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat
bash.org #81723:\n \n<Space_Boy> 70% of statistics are made up on the spot
bash.org #81725:\n \n<linux-n00b> Now how do I edit a .php in frontpage?
bash.org #81730:\n \n<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are\n<mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms.\n<mithrandi> For example:\n<mithrandi> Correct  : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs?\n<mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs?\n<mithrandi> ROFL!\n<Antish> is that supposed to be arabic
bash.org #81732:\n \n<Arawn> wtf is up w/ computer geeks thinking they're black?
bash.org #81736:\n \n<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D\n<TheBaskinator> What's his name?
bash.org #81739:\n \n<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we were flirting ..\n<ToG> And...\n<FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at me".. FUCK
bash.org #81744:\n \n<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns\n<seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania\n<ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME\n<seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse\n<bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"
bash.org #81759:\n \n-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby \n\n-Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr. Drives-girls-to-being-dykes. \n-usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code \n-Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a motherfucker. \n-usagi- Oh, I will.
bash.org #81760:\n \n<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ...\n<whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place.\n<ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need them :P\n<whiprush> ronelson: can you?
bash.org #81762:\n \n<Verl> so who like cherries\n<Qtip43> i like to pop them\n<Qtip43> with my penos\n<Verl> youre a virgin arent you\n<Qtip43> totally\n<Qtip43> by choice i might add
bash.org #81775:\n \n[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux\n[MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited\n[SPo0n]: hope it works for ya\n[MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard?\n[SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.
bash.org #81778:\n \n<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter\n<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ...\n<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin?\n<Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes and a nickel.
bash.org #81779:\n \n[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :(\n[AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you?
bash.org #81785:\n \n<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried rocket-jumping yet\n<DJTodd> Rocket jumping?\n<dabblerblue> nevermind
bash.org #81801:\n \n<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale?\n<Kreskin> how?\n<Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?
bash.org #81804:\n \n<Moiee> i have perfect biceps\n<demalavor> only in one arm though
bash.org #81810:\n \n<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.;\n<Sue>  ;_;\n<Alex> Her eyes are producing commas...\n<Alex> Maybe you should get that checked
bash.org #81811:\n \ntherealspm: u busy whackin off again\nwispyspark: no it wasnt leting me
bash.org #81819:\n \n<MrCubanMafia> I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine.
bash.org #81828:\n \n<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse\n<Pez666> Doubt it.\n<Pez666> Unless it's a community college.\n<Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt?\n<Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out.\n<Pez666> and they just added it this semester.\n<Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before.\n<Scarly> wtf \n<Scarly> Ew \n<Scarly> Ewwwww \n<Pez666> haha\n* RobertRence recoils in shock and horror.\n<Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww \n<RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying.\n<RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.
bash.org #81829:\n \nh4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh\nh4zin: i got fucking dumped. already.\nh4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway
bash.org #81833:\n \n<Ober> hahaha\n<infi> ?\n<Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown"\n<VistA> lol\n<infi> heh\n<Ober> the guy said "ahh"\n<dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown?\n<Ober> after the word blown\n<Ober> like he did a double take
bash.org #81834:\n \n<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces.\n<SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.
bash.org #81836:\n \n<Xan> I wish I had a time machine\n<Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>"\n<Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"
bash.org #81837:\n \n[tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot\n[tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it\n[tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot to emulate a book..\n[tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things\n[mappyman] haha! now THATS funny\n[tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book is great\n[tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it
bash.org #81838:\n \n<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users.\n* Chop-Logik has joined #sensibleerection\n<Malshai> And some tards.\n<Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT!\n<Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards.\n<Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH
bash.org #81840:\n \n[Unforgiven] you needed help to share a printer, and you administer a unix box?\n[doot]  windows is tough
bash.org #81844:\n \n<SDShadoW> A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
bash.org #81845:\n \n* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now
bash.org #81846:\n \n<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700\n<amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is coming to an end, very soon
bash.org #81847:\n \n<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug.
bash.org #81848:\n \n<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude?\n<necrophiliac> nuthin\n<sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother?\n<necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister\n<prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...
bash.org #81849:\n \n<Derian> haha I knkow\n<Derian> knknow?\n<Derian> er\n<Derian> knknow?\n<Derian> damnit\n<Derian> knkow\n<Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it\n<Derian> it keeps coming out knknow\n<Derian> instead of knknow\n<Derian> er\n<Derian> damnit!
bash.org #81850:\n \n<st1gg0r> they might roll back\n<DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation?\n<st1gg0r> possibly\n<DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick
bash.org #81851:\n \n<IceCub>  Two British Helicopters have collided\n<Smerdyakov>  Cool.  Those Brits know how to have a good time.
bash.org #81852:\n \n<StuckMojo>    o     \o    \o/   \o    o    <o     <o>    o>    o\n<StuckMojo>   .\|.     \|.    \|     /    X     \      \|    <\|    <\|>\n<StuckMojo>   / \     >\   /<     >\  /<     >\    /<     >\   /<
bash.org #81853:\n \n(@Stoner-EH) this is gay\n(@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in californioa\n(@Stoner-EH) california\n(+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos?
bash.org #81854:\n \n<Kasugai>  Oh my...  I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself\n<joust>  Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted
bash.org #81855:\n \n-paradise.trutopia.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Derian (kelli@port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net) [Quit: section8.trutopia.net]\nClosing Link: Derian[port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net] (Quit: section8.trutopia.net)\n*** Disconnected\n*** Attempting to rejoin...\n*** Rejoined channel #Trutopia\n*** Topic is 'Welcome to Trutopia IRC \|\| IRC Operator Assistance Channel \|\| www.trutopia.net'\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Derian\n<Derian> what the....\n<Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot.
bash.org #81858:\n \n<Brass> Yaku:  It was hacked...  by aliens!\n<Brass> *gasp*  They're invading the channel now!\n<Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens?\n<Yaku> or the brain eating ones?\n<Brass> Yaku:  Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear.
bash.org #81860:\n \n(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning :D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI
bash.org #81861:\n \n<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT \n<Morni> LOL\n<Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister\n<Jakeb> >>\n<Jakeb> <<\n<Jakeb> reflex....\n<Jakeb> ^^;
bash.org #81862:\n \n<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!"\n* Tancients encounters Serajadeyn!  *Screen spins and boss music starts playing*\n* Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots\n<StolenBunny> XD\n<Tancients> O_o\n* Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg\n* Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold!\n<Tancients> Ha!\n* Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose\n* Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle.  Regenerate ring:  God powers applied!\n* Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn.\n* Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts\n* Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword.  It shatters.  A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him.\n<Serajadeyn> @_o;\n<Tancients> :P\n<Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts.
bash.org #81863:\n \n<HamsterFuzz> damn it!\n<HamsterFuzz> i can't register for classes online after midnight\n<HamsterFuzz> now i'm screwed\n<Cat1013> that sux\n<HamsterFuzz> the internet is supposed to be convenient! it's not suppose to shut down at a certain time! there shouldn't be hours of operation! \n<Cat1013> "you don't have to go to your homepage, but you can't stay here..."
bash.org #81865:\n \n<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww\n<tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality
bash.org #81866:\n \n<b1u3> know whatd rule\n<b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer\n<b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like bruce lee against david spade
bash.org #81867:\n \n<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.
bash.org #81868:\n \n<Arkrite> Man, somebody got obsessive over trying to crack my firewall :~P\n* @Death-Blade wistles innocently\n<@Death-Blade> :P\n* Arkrite slides away from DB.\n<Arkrite> You're about as innocent as I am. Which is to say we're not ;~)\n<@Death-Blade> lol\n<Sinclair-> nah, DB's cool\n<Sinclair-> you're a man whore\n<Sinclair-> ask Spaz, he'll vouch\n<Arkrite> Okay, the concept of "whore" involves me giveing or getting some.\n<Sinclair-> yeah..\n<Sinclair-> your hand doesnt count\n<Arkrite> Which, as everybody knows, simply dosn't happen.\n<Arkrite> So basically you're not even insulting me in an efficient manner.\n<Arkrite> Come on, try harder, you can do it ;~)\n<Sinclair-> ok\n<Sinclair-> tubby bitch
bash.org #81870:\n \n<astromash> why is bush bombing iraq\n<NAKAHARA> He Can't Find Afghanistan.
bash.org #81871:\n \nFordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1\nFordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid?\nFordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple.\nFordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am.\nFordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..."\nFordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say, "What?"\nFordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is, you want my nuts?"\nFordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment...\nFordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full advantage of them.
bash.org #81872:\n \n<sydneycarton> Hey you are what you eat\n* Abstruse points at sydney..."COCK!!"
bash.org #81873:\n \n<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to do.\n<Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P\n* @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org\n<Sinclair-> i know\n<Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see anymore on bash\n<@Death-Blade> arky: go there\n<Sinclair-> ah man\n<Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping didnt i?\n<@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy?\n<Sinclair-> ewww!\n<Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about\n<Sinclair-> FUCK\n<@Death-Blade> lol\n<Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief.\n<Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake\n<Sinclair-> is\n<@Death-Blade> lol\n<Sinclair-> not\n<Sinclair-> cool\n<@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser\n<Yodakirata> lol\n<Sinclair-> SHUT UP!\n<Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!\n* Sinclair- types /clear
bash.org #81874:\n \n<PovRayMan> wtf\n<PovRayMan> is the internet down?
bash.org #81875:\n \n<SomeKindaHate> NO SOP FOR YO\n* SomeKindaHate looks for his 'u' key
bash.org #81876:\n \n<Gypsy> I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous
bash.org #81878:\n \n<Pyros> a little girl sees her mum standing in the shower, she points at her boobies and asks "what's that mum" to which her mum replied "these are breasts", then the girl asks "when will i get those", to which her mum replied "when you're older. Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis and asks "what's that daddy?" to which he replies "it's a penis". She asks "when will i get one of those", the reply is "when your mother leaves for work".
bash.org #81881:\n \nMmytacism: you know what's fucking pointless?\nMmytacism: a broken pencil\nC Spatula: oooh, good point\nC Spatula: or lack thereof
bash.org #81882:\n \n-=HFS=-Mr. X: where is everyone from???\nMega Pervert Man: Stupidville.\nNumba1Gunna: canada\nMega Pervert Man: Eh, same thing.
bash.org #81883:\n \n<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing.....................\n<Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer\n<Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn;lawenflw;afinge\n<mog> girl?\n<ocean> lavigne, i think.\n<Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"?\n<Wintermute> must be polish
bash.org #81885:\n \n<[c4]> linux owns all\n<[c4]> i need xp cdkey...lol\n<seph429> HYPICRITE
bash.org #81892:\n \n(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sicarius123\n(@Sicarius123) burk-food\n(@Sicarius123) you cunt\n(@burk-food) rofl\n(@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame street character?\n(@burk-food) I think it does.\n(MicrophoneJoe) ABC\n(nich\|shower) haha\n(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS!\n(MicrophoneJoe) 123\n(nich\|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat allegation\n(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS!\n(nich\|shower) but nooooo
bash.org #81893:\n \n<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer.\n<Not_Nathan> Take pics\n<Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com\n*later*\n<JtotheB> Okay, I did.\n<JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What should I do?\n<JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends?
bash.org #81896:\n \n<handwash> <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' > meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep\n<handwash> guy\n<handwash> translate?\n<gunkaaa> handwash: it's complicated\n<gunkaaa> handwash: he moves his stuff outside, changes the ownership of his car to himself and sets it so that only he can read/write to it, writes a c program which echos "haha you bitch" called meep, compiles it, runs it.\n<handwash> er
bash.org #81897:\n \n<DrBukkake> You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
bash.org #81898:\n \n<Aku_Soku_Zan> you are hungry\n<Aku_Soku_Zan> 2 large pizzas?\n<mate> yeh \n<Aku_Soku_Zan> hmmm you need that gym program more then i do\n<Aku_Soku_Zan> :D\n<mate> now u know why i want this gym program \n<mate> lolll
bash.org #81899:\n \n<TheMage> xfiles was good\n<TheMage> best one for a while\n<Pupazz> xfiles? Fuck that got gay so fast.\n<TheMage> Pupazz: it's not as good as when they had mulder, but it's still good\n<Pupazz> TheMage: Actualy, I was gay BEFORE mulder left....\n<D_Radio> you were gay?\n<Pupazz> .....\n<Pupazz> Fuck.
bash.org #81901:\n \n<Thor> ive got me a giant fat cat\n<Wookie> got her pregnant again Thor?\n<Thor> and two others
bash.org #81904:\n \n<h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is:\n<h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a keyboard?\n<Allio> r
bash.org #81905:\n \n<Allio> lol... when i woke up my arm was completely numb, cos i'd been sleeping on it... i tried to move it and punched myself in the nose... it bled for almost 30 minutes
bash.org #81906:\n \n<nylint> if charlie sheen had an illegitimate nigger son \n<nylint> he should call him afro sheen
bash.org #81907:\n \n<smurphant> it's really annoying when the dvd encoding guides are like "okay, now use this guide, http://..., to create a drv project" and then that guide is like "if the dvd has these properties, then use this guide, if it has these properties, then use this guide" ...it's a never ending string of guides!\n<gunk> lol\n<gunk> h0h0\n<gunk> all I need to do is mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1 -vop scale:640x512:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/cdrom;mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/cdrom -vop scale:640x512\n<gunk> and that's actually all quite basic stuff if you read the docs
bash.org #81908:\n \n<Henk> oh, what program did you use for "photoshop barnaby"?\n<Henk> is it adobe photoshop?
bash.org #81909:\n \n<Wookie> gunkaaa??\n<gunkbitch> gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor\n<Wookie> gunkaaa??\n<gunkbitch> gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no.\n<Wookie> :o\n<gunkaaa> wtf\n<gunkaaa> where did that come from
bash.org #81910:\n \n<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying?\n<@Campbell> LIke if I said...\n<tiny> Hmm..\n<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU\n<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?\n<tiny> S/he/it just might =)\n<small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever\n<tiny> It's fairly direct\n<tiny> ..\n<tiny> Ok.\n<tiny> Maybe not
bash.org #81911:\n \n<Phool312> trixie dont denie, you love the shaft in the mouth\n<Phool312> trixie if i gave you 50 pence\n<Phool312> would you have sex with me?\n<trixie> fuck off
bash.org #81913:\n \n<trixie> do you want to seo ther peics?\n<trixie> see**\n<Allio> whose pics?\n<trixie> other**\n<trixie> pics**\n<trixie> fuckin hell isuck\n<trixie> suck******
bash.org #81914:\n \n<Mr_Milkman> i just found some metal shavings and shredded rim tape inside my wheel\n<Mr_Milkman> i've no idea why i didn't get puntures\n<Mr_Milkman> time to go buy some rim tape i think\n<olly> heeeheeheee "rim tape" heeheehee
bash.org #81916:\n \n<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> hey guys\n<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> a man with dark skin just picked up my television and went out the door\n<C_Cardigan> reparations for slavery\n<C_Cardigan> not a thing you can do
bash.org #81917:\n \n<Tetsuo> I've given up doubting the search phrases you say people find your site by. You can't possibly make stuff that stupid up.\n<CommanderStab> Oh yeh?! Check this joke out for size!\n<Tetsuo> Oh Lord, what have I done now? ^_-\n<CommanderStab> "What's the difference between a tax cheat and a corpse?"\n<CommanderStab> "One's a Fed Ducker, and the other's a..."\n<CommanderStab> ...Shit, I forgot how it ends.....\n<Tetsuo> I take it all back.
bash.org #81918:\n \n(Mr_Mofo) Corn Bread is teaching me flash, and he says:\n(Mr_Mofo) <cornbread> Have you got any cloves of garlic lying around in your house? If you don't, use an onion for this next step.\n(burkey) Whats wrong with that? Garlic is an essential part of Flash.\n(burkey) Onion gives inferior results.\n(cornbread) See? burkey knows =/\n(burkey) If you don't know that, I'm gueesin you must be a n00b of some sorts. Your not a n00b, are you? o_O\n&#8226; Suave sighs, and curses himself after wasting money on those 3 bags of onions.\n(Burning) i use tabasco sauce instead\n(bigwurm) cornbread: you also need some diced roma tomatoes and mushrooms. you must have mushrooms\n(cornbread) Nah, just using the basic method for now.
bash.org #81919:\n \nCeleron-Master: Is it a bad sign when you call graphiti spam?
bash.org #81920:\n \n<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure that the porno dvds come back clean?\n<meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from my local video store now
bash.org #81921:\n \n<Mak> Aimee, well that's your opinion, and I have my opinion about you. I don't bring my opinion up, so I'd love it if in return you'd do the same, if only for common courtesy :)\n<Aimee> I'd love to hear your opinion about me hon.\n<Aimee> Perhaps you could write a book?\n<Aimee> and name it "Things Aimee doesn't care about, by Makat"\n<Mak> Chapter 1: Other people
bash.org #81922:\n \n<^10acious^> u live in germany and as such have an endless supply of porn \n<bvark> I actually bought a DVD called 'Granny cunts' yesterday\n<bvark> I give the best leaving presents\n<^10acious^> u have issues
bash.org #81923:\n \n-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot\n\n-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has quit #slashdot [Quit: Client exiting]\n-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot\n-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has quit #slashdot [Quit: Client exiting]\n-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot\n< Chage> revolving door.
bash.org #81925:\n \n<@neko> "what ?, no, theres no eye-rakee's here, just us iraqi's..."
bash.org #81928:\n \n[Creeping Death] what's drum n bass? techno shit?
bash.org #81929:\n \n<U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love meh gf\n<U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love saying that i have a gf\n<ViPeR`> i have a gf too :D\n<ViPeR`> i love her too :)\n<[AoS]Albatros> YEAH I HAVE A GEFORCE TOO AND I LOVE THAT GRAPHICS CARD gawddamnit\n<U-571[ChaosFilms]> my gf is a real person alba, not some piece of hardware thats shocks the shit out of your dick when it gives you head\n<[AoS]Albatros> Nice idea\n<[AoS]Albatros> brb
bash.org #81930:\n \n<n0On3> LeftTurn, what is a 'n00b'?\n<NRAninja> you
bash.org #81944:\n \n<alex40> this one time? in readers digest? there was this article? about some kid sticking grass seeds in his sister's vagina? because he wanted to make a baby?
bash.org #81948:\n \n<@een> dude\n<@een> today\n<@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error\n<@een> and that he needed to call compaq\n<@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete\n<@een> fucking id10ts
bash.org #81956:\n \n<kuribo> Deathlove, awaken!\n<Deathlove> shut up!\n* kuribo cries\n* kuribo checks for stats\n<Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and have something else to fixate on.\n<kuribo> yeah\n<kuribo> but until that day\n<kuribo> when do we get stats?
bash.org #81957:\n \n-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round is a shape.)
bash.org #81959:\n \n<Teratogen> The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris.  The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .
bash.org #81961:\n \n<Pharsalus> It would really suck if you were a siamese twin -- your other half was gay, and you were not...and you shared the same ass..\n* Pharsalus ponders
bash.org #81964:\n \nQuit (Connection reset by Cruise Missile)
bash.org #81966:\n \n<comm> what did r. kelly go to jail for again?\n<mcgruff> it was for fucking a 17 year old girl\n<mcgruff> which to me, is only a crime\n<mcgruff> if you don't enjoy yourself
bash.org #81967:\n \n<mcgruff> ever notice, that like half the quotes on bash seem to be plucked out of conversations specifically designed to produce quotes to submit to bash? \n<cliff> i LOVE the cock
bash.org #81968:\n \n<Virus_the_snafu> What is it with Nazis and burning things?\n<Virus_the_snafu> What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them! \n<Kel> I think it had to do with the German's primitive state of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and see what happens!!"
bash.org #81971:\n \n<[YG]Vagabond> shilf i want you to touch my trouser trout\n<Saddles\|ihid> only if you touch my ankle spanker first
bash.org #81972:\n \n<Quentil> uh, is anyone a little boggled by the fact that cnn and msnbc and foxnews seem to be better equiped with stuff than the entire nation of iraq?\n<William> not realy\n<Quentil> "now we go to the carrier group and watch the planes take off.  Okay, we're gonna cut to the guy reporting that those planes are now over this city.  Let's watch the bombs fall live.  Okay, now we go back to the carrier and watch the planes land.  \n<William> dont forget the news's armored vehicles\n<Quentil> yeah\n<William> which are better than Iraqs, in some cases\n<Quentil> heh\n<William> at least its not like Macross II, where the News Service had a Variable Fighter\n<William> If FOX had a jet fighter, something would be wrong\n<William> seriously wrong\n<Quentil> that would rock\n<Quentil> 'Now we go live to the FOX f-15...which has shot down three iraq jets so far...The media and gov't are so in bed with one another for this war it almost would make sense.\n<William> dont forget the FOX news broadcasting Aircraft Carrier station.\n* Quentil laughs\n<William> and their "Close to the Action" Camera Tank\n<Quentil> and the FOX News special ops group.\n<William> "Getting News, the SEAL way."
bash.org #81973:\n \n<dsfsadfa> do you guys know what would be even cooler than the death of bush?\n<SaberRider> an iraq victory ?\n<SaberRider> (which is very unlikely)\n<dsfsadfa> orange flavored pepsi\n<Keltosh-ill> ...\n<Iraq> Whoa...\n<Iraq> That'd be awesome!\n<dsfsadfa> i told you
bash.org #81974:\n \n<cyb0rgirl> what's the command for /quit ?
bash.org #81979:\n \n* Squizzle is now known as Love \n* Scourge punches Love in the face. \n* Love avoids Scourge forever. \n<Love> (This is called an "allegory".) \n<Love> (Which derives from the Greek for "Scourge will never have a date in his life".)
bash.org #82000:\n \n<cams> hey look, I'm japanese\n<cams> rororro\n<Ferrus> hey look\n<Ferrus> i'm japanese\n* Ferrus flies into the side of a us destroyer
bash.org #82024:\n \n<gopus> what does liking big butts and not lying have to do with each other?\n<gopus> if I like big butts\n<gopus> does that mean I can't lie?
bash.org #82049:\n \n<[eep]matt> bearing in mind all rap songs are about sex, drugs, and how they were fucked up the arse as a child.. there aint much to choose from
bash.org #82053:\n \n<Calaveron> time to get the hose and the bucket\n<Measure> you smelled that fart too?
bash.org #82055:\n \n<jebus2000> do muslums say OMFA?
bash.org #82056:\n \n(bovril): amsterdam is officially the best place ever\n(doggie^): how stoned did you get?\n(bovril): as stoned as an adulterous arab woman
bash.org #82057:\n \nCrackuh83: i drank half a bottle of vodka.\nbabibuterfli: r u ok?\nCrackuh83: yeah i'm fine.\nbabibuterfli: thats no good\nCrackuh83: i was fine.\nCrackuh83: didn't piss blood or anything\nCrackuh83: didn't really get a hangover.\nbabibuterfli: still shouldn't drink that much\nCrackuh83: it gives your liver super powers\nbabibuterfli: no it doesn't
bash.org #82059:\n \n<sarcasmo> i hate it when i cant kick ppl\n<sarcasmo> im twice as fast as other ops on #af\n<sarcasmo> cos i i have twice as less life than they do\n<sarcasmo> and therefor im in there twice as often and long\n<sarcasmo> i like how i type sentances that build up to a pyramid\n<sarcasmo> and then after a while they go back slowly\n<ValHeru> rofl\n<sarcasmo> just as they are doing now i guess\n<sarcasmo> but u kinda interrupted!\n<sarcasmo> which wasnt nice\n<sarcasmo> -.-
bash.org #82060:\n \n<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up\n* marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile\n<+A-Scud-Missile> no\n* A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile (DESTROYED!!!)
bash.org #82062:\n \n<RSquared> You know, now that I think of it, God did directly influence my desire to draw...I used to doodle on the handouts for church all the time...
bash.org #82063:\n \n<Cleve> my history teacher looks just like drew carey. and just like the real drew carey, he always makes jokes that noone laughs at
bash.org #82064:\n \n<SNAILS>  I HAVE:LAPPTOP,COMPIUTERS,CELL   I NO HAVE:CAPSLOCKKEY
bash.org #82067:\n \nSome cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc.  After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff.  Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion.  He's using ipv6.
bash.org #82070:\n \n<Grimp> uh\n<Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke\n<G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it\n*** Skky joined the party line.\n<Grimp> dammit\n<Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead\n<Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder
bash.org #82072:\n \n<Vexx> laptops needs a new name\n<Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your crotch.\n<+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew
bash.org #82073:\n \n<Huan> wtf\n<Huan> some guy stuck a condom over his head and is blowing on it\n<pleasant_> haha\n<pleasant_> what a dick head
bash.org #82074:\n \n<Chu-Chu-Rocket> dole's making it really hard for me to keep my IRC window open when my mom walks by\n<Foobar> just /clear\n<Chu-Chu-Rocket> yeah, but that looks suspicious\n<dole> dude\n<dole> she just cut off the second rapist's dick\n<dole> and left him to bleed in the bathtub\n<dole> and he bled to death\n* Chu-Chu-Rocket clears.
bash.org #82076:\n \n<ecco> a commercial for the fonz toaster would rock\n<ecco> they'd show him in a toaster\n<ecco> and he'd be like EEEEEEEYYYYY\n<ecco> and then they'd turn it on\n<ecco> and the coils would heat up\n<ecco> and he'd be like EEEYYAAAAARRRRRGHHhhhhhhh and his flesh would burn off
bash.org #82077:\n \n<Mamoru> ok, i just finished Jurassic Park for snes\n<Mamoru> i left my system on for 3 days straight, because it has no in-game save\n<Mamoru> and i finish it\n<Mamoru> and it says\n<Mamoru> YOU HAVE ESCAPED FROM JURASSIC PARK! CONGRATULATIONS\n<Mamoru> aaaargh
bash.org #82081:\n \n<InvisableMan> bra!\n<s0berer> shit, is my bra showing?\n<dz[tetrinet]> O.o\n<chris> lol\n* s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the lack of wearing one....\n<Rocker> i wear a bro\n<Rocker> :P\n<Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get that)\n<dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy?\n<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
bash.org #82082:\n \njames: wouldnt it be cool to live in a giant oval room\njames: when ppl come over, u can be like, sit in the corner plz, and they'll get confused
bash.org #82084:\n \n(IllusionS) i eat bacon\n(zErO-M\|M) i eat sausage\n(IllusionS) racist\n(zErO-M\|M) i know
bash.org #82085:\n \n<kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE\n<kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS\n<kryonik> oh wait\n<kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS
bash.org #82087:\n \n<Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us\n<Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA BIN LADEN TERRORIST\n*** Foobar has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #82088:\n \n* mentor goes fishing for the bash.org quote about anal hobgoblins...
bash.org #82089:\n \n* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart Beat Now.mp3\n<Alpaca> NOOOOOOOOOO\n<Alpaca> STUPID SCRIPT
bash.org #82091:\n \n<Paxx> What's?\n<Paxx> Up?\n<x-wing-> nufing\n<StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex"\n<StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me\n<x-wing-> k\n<Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex.\n<StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music\n<StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music & buttsex\n<StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so Wolf says\n<Paxx> 80's music sucks.\n<Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.
bash.org #82092:\n \n<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!
bash.org #82094:\n \n<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until Adam rebuilds the Domino server.\n<Foobar> did he knock it over?
bash.org #82096:\n \n[During an online Scrabble game]\n<Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P\n<Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p
bash.org #82097:\n \n<Grimp> haha\n<Grimp> I evolved into a monkey
bash.org #82098:\n \n* [-SeaN-] has joined #@home\n<[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s\n<MrWhippy> shutup assface\n<[-SeaN-]> :(\n* [-SeaN-] has left #@home
bash.org #82099:\n \n<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese?\n<MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games\n<d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime\n<d_e> oh my god\n<d_e> are you serious?
bash.org #82100:\n \n<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing
bash.org #82104:\n \n<Robbie0> Yoshi: Why can't i ride you on Mario 64\n<Yoshi> Okay...\n<Yoshi> First off\n<Yoshi> I ain't like that\n<Robbie0> sorry
bash.org #82105:\n \n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> lmfao i found another phone number for a dude named Dick Ftizwell\n<@RxR\|Skitzo> lolol\n<@RxR\|Skitzo> you need life...badly\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you captain obvious\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> what would i ever do without you my trusted sidekick\n<@RxR\|Skitzo> haha\n* RxR\|Skitzo is now known as Captain`Obvious\n<@Captain`Obvious> side kick?\n<@Captain`Obvious> youre my side kick bitch\n<@Captain`Obvious> i am 2nd to no one\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> yes, yes you think so, but u see... i have the tube. the all mighty cardboard tube. you do not. your my side kick. deal with it.\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> now that that is settled, let us go save farm animals from being stolen by bandits!\n<@Captain`Obvious> haha\n<@Captain`Obvious> nah, lets save matts neighbors from having more guns stolen from them...by him\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> very well then! hurry! to the mistery machiene!\n<@Captain`Obvious> its Mystery Machine\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you once again captain obvious\n<@RxR\|SkaAntiFlag> ya i steal guns\n<@RxR\|SkaAntiFlag>  so what??\n<@RxR\|SkaAntiFlag>  i also stole your 12 year old sister virginity\n<@Captain`Obvious> i steal everything else lol\n<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> once again, you save the day captain obvious! without your obviousness the world would suck.
bash.org #82106:\n \n<TheGreyOne> I say you dyke it out\n<TheGreyOne> I mean duke\n<TheGreyOne> oh shit
bash.org #82107:\n \n<overandoutcaptn> get em out\n<maxim\|away> yeah kate\n<maxim\|away> if your mum can\n<maxim\|away> SO CAN YOU!\n<maxim\|away> (=\n<overandoutcaptn> yeah get some mother daughter porn action going\n<overandoutcaptn> that'll fetch big bucks\n<Bang`Bang> hahaha, yeah, it does\n<Bang`Bang> i mean.. it will...\n<Bang`Bang> :
bash.org #82108:\n \n<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll be easier for us to know who to beat the shit out of."\n<Gage> I thought that was funny\n<Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "shit" either because we were discussing free speech and its role in school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the office
bash.org #82109:\n \n<oz0n3> ;p\n\n--> August8th (party_on_g@someip.com) has joined #thisChan\n<-- August8th has quit (QUIT: )\n<Hacky> well. that was productive\n<oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8\n<Twilight> lmao\n<oz0n3> just not where
bash.org #82110:\n \n<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim dogs they are"
bash.org #82111:\n \n<NES> what?\n<NES> the pope can't have sex with ANYTHING?
bash.org #82112:\n \n<NES> In about 1-3 grades we used to have long peeing competitions\n<NES> To see who could continue peeing while taking steps back from the urinal\n<NES> Those bathrooms were a damn mess, hahe\n<Kufat> NES I would like to remind you that your GIRLFRIEND is in this CHANNEL at this time.\n<NES> shit, you're right
bash.org #82113:\n \n<ecco> when I die I want to be buried in a wetsuit\n<ecco> with a snorkel and mask and stuff\n<ecco> I just think it'd be funny\n<ecco> nobody would know how to react
bash.org #82118:\n \n<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough" \n<@Gavin> wtf \n<@Gavin> lough \n<@Gavin> laugh \n<@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that \n<\|DaRNCaT\|> loud?\n<JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled into one.\n<@Gavin> damn \n<@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/
bash.org #82119:\n \n[ Lil_Dude ] i just met mr squeaky!\n\n[ dex-o ] finally find your cock ?
bash.org #82120:\n \n(Elim) bah had to do finals today....finals there like sex, i get done to quick, and i sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong...
bash.org #82121:\n \n[ @LoGo ] somethings wrong with the internet\n[ Billy ] lol
bash.org #82122:\n \n(Billy) i met a porno star \n(@dura) so DID I! \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/ \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is \n(PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(
bash.org #82123:\n \n(Penguin) my cat died from the school bus... \n(Penguin) plowed the mother fucker right down
bash.org #82124:\n \n[ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours \n[ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow \n[ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours
bash.org #82125:\n \n[ Melo-D ] If ur a girl you get to be a bitch once a month \n[ @Che ] Just once? \n[ @Alison119 ] hmm like we really want that :P \n[ @Che ] I think almost all the girls I've met are bitchy all the time =p
bash.org #82126:\n \n[ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong \n[ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life \n[ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's not happiness i want, it's money \n[ Elim-away ] yea! \n[ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed myself already :D
bash.org #82127:\n \n[ @Billy ] elim you type while away \n[ Elim-away ] yea, im in my bathroom taking a shit \n[ Elim-away ] i have a lil midget tell me what your saying, and ill tell him what to type
bash.org #82128:\n \n<@Beebop> You know you're really addicted to CS when you stop masturbate cuz you think your neighbor has a wallhack
bash.org #82130:\n \n[Moe] Girl you know I like it when you climb on top\n[Moe] Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock\n[Moe] And you know I love the way you make the bed rock\n[Moe] Take me to extasy without taking Extasy\n[sp00n] You're a horrible rapper\n[+LoGo] and person
bash.org #82131:\n \n[+LoGo] fuck powerpoint\n[+LoGo] fuck the wright brothers\n[@mick_jager] you dont present for awhile..\n[@Elim] if it was possible i would fuck powerpoint
bash.org #82132:\n \n- Elim is now known as Elim-playing-with-penis\n(@Elim-playing-with-penis) weeeeeeeee\n\n- who is now known as penis\n(penis) yay\n(penis) !\n! penis plays with elim\n(@Elim-playing-with-penis) yea you like that penis...weeee
bash.org #82136:\n \n<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?
bash.org #82140:\n \nfrostedbeagels: now here's the thing\nonkeybutt87: where's the thing?\nfrostedbeagels: here\nonkeybutt87: oh yeah
bash.org #82144:\n \n<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!\n<@soul\|FL> ...
bash.org #82145:\n \n<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth \n<IgnusDei> yum
bash.org #82147:\n \n<Celtic> I can lick my own balls.
bash.org #82148:\n \n<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive \n<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that? \n<manaani> 12 \n<manaani> err \n<manaani> 0
bash.org #82150:\n \n<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike \n<Hyperian> found an article about pikes \n<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die" \n<pike\|zZz> MOUHAHAHA! \n<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries" \n<pike\|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH! \n<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis." \n* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike \n<pike\|zZz> BWAHAHA \n<pike\|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE! \n* pike\|zZz was kicked by Dyn\|work (Dyn\|work)
bash.org #82151:\n \n<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..\n<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave\n<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?\n<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind\n<InvisableMan> is that even possible?\n<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....\n<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???\n<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
bash.org #82155:\n \n<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant \n<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING \n<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID
bash.org #82159:\n \n<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg\n<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P\n<keta> yeh\n<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
bash.org #82160:\n \n<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties\n<HansBlix> hahahaha\n<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags
bash.org #82162:\n \nramoth4:	I can write the class and the functions for it\nramoth4:	and you can use the class to put them on the page\nCHz16:	Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?\nramoth4:	hai, so desu\nCHz16:	*hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively*\nramoth4:	rotflmfao
bash.org #82163:\n \n<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers\n<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks\n<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though\n<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
bash.org #82164:\n \n<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?\n<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants
bash.org #82166:\n \n<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?\n<gho5t> who cares?\n<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does\n<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?\n<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?\n<gho5t> i'm sorry i care\n<gho5t> let's go look together\n<gho5t> i'll meet you at google
bash.org #82167:\n \n* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice\n\n* Khatru points out that vi sucks. \n\n<pig> obviously\n\n<Nugget> it is software.  ergo, it sucks.\n\n<pig> your mom is software\n\n<Khatru> ..
bash.org #82168:\n \n<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"\n<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".\n<HamhamSoZ> ...I see
bash.org #82169:\n \n<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.\n<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.\n<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P\n<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.\n* cloud\|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods\n* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.\n<Marlon_Strike> ....\n<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...\n<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...\n<SUMO> We never have any.
bash.org #82170:\n \nVeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war
bash.org #82171:\n \n<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.\n<Bashman> What?\n<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.\n<Bashman> O_O\n<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
bash.org #82173:\n \n<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!\n<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had\n<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!\n<KANG> I stand corrected.\n<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!\n<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die\n<KANG> I hate you more than anything
bash.org #82174:\n \n<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys\n<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX\n<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it\n<Poison_Idea> please\n<overandoutcaptn> nope\n<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay\n<Poison_Idea> fuck\n<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans\n<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls\n<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney\n<Poison_Idea> illl put it on\n<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for\n<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay\n<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it\n<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo\n<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
bash.org #82176:\n \n<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag\n* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
bash.org #82177:\n \nAndrews: 'I have man bitches'\nAndrews: 'MANY.'\nAndrews: FUCK
bash.org #82184:\n \n<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"\n<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
bash.org #82185:\n \n<downer> who is you?\n<Sarpedon> yo mama\n<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry\n<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
bash.org #82186:\n \n<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about\n<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining\n<phyre> haha
bash.org #82191:\n \nonuap: good morning\nbochip: morning onuap\nBlitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?\nonuap: bad morning for you then\nbochip: he was wishing you a good one\nbochip: for some reason\nBlitzsama: i know\nBlitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here\nbochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?\nBlitzsama: maybe...\nBlitzsama: let me sleep on it.
bash.org #82192:\n \n<^Spike^> I just realised\n<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.\n<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK\n<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.\n<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.\n<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
bash.org #82193:\n \n<antiroach> suck me off\n<TheVirus> if i could find it\n<antiroach> look harder
bash.org #82194:\n \n<hein> I LOVE LAURA\n<laura> Are  you drunk, hein.\n<hein> off of love\n<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
bash.org #82195:\n \n<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents\n<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
bash.org #82197:\n \n<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters\n<berger> he said no\n<Zardoz> how old is his sister?\n<berger> well\n<berger> hmm\n<berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
bash.org #82198:\n \n<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen\n<Treen\|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...\n<Treen\|Dead> ...\n<Alvaro> ...\n<Treen\|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*\n<Alvaro> *awkward silence*\n<Treen\|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.\n<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?\n<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?\n<Zippo> Something.
bash.org #82200:\n \n<goat^2> man, i just queefed\n<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina\n<paintray\|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?\n<goat^2> yeah\n<paintray\|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross\n<goat^2> stinked pretty bad\n<paintray\|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have?\n<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell\n<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion\n<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
bash.org #82201:\n \n<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm\n<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
bash.org #82202:\n \n<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.\n<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.\n<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
bash.org #82203:\n \n<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human\n<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
bash.org #82204:\n \n<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink\n<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*\n<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..\n<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts\n<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
bash.org #82205:\n \n* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit]\n<khaos> hm\n<khaos> new manson?\n<@mootlif3> yeh\n<%jdp> LOL dumbass\n<%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title?\n<@mootlif3> lol\n<khaos> fu lemar
bash.org #82209:\n \nshoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson....\nshoeman: 0hhhhhh\nEvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones\nshoeman: oh shush\nshoeman: lol\nEvilBanana: she is!\nshoeman: blah blah blah\nEvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs\nshoeman: lol\nshoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal?\nshoeman: :-P\nEvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department\nEvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a  mammal\nshoeman: lol
bash.org #82212:\n \n(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV)\n<eva> omg\n<eva> fucking campers
bash.org #82217:\n \n<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.\n<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate\n<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room\n<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room\n<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off\n<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded.\n<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off\n<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated\n<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger
bash.org #82218:\n \n<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez\n<deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is\n<deformated> only in other countries do females use it\n<astynax> ICQ, not IRC\n<deformated> ahh it might help if i read things\n<astynax> i heard it helps
bash.org #82222:\n \n<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft\n<i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...
bash.org #82223:\n \n* Robzy spins round in his chair\n* Robzy falls off...\n* Robzy hurts his head\n<Robzy> ouch.\n* Robzy obviously needs sleep...\n<Robzy> Neways....
bash.org #82226:\n \n<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written consent to check her legs, i most certainly have\n<flatface> lol\n<Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert\n<Saotome_Ranma> woo woo\n<Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o\n<a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round\n<a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly\n<Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai\n<Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR
bash.org #82227:\n \n<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D\n<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones\n<Bizznatch> LMAO\n<Bizznatch> 0WN3D\n<xanax`> hehe\n<idiot> bah
bash.org #82229:\n \nSugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in \nSugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
bash.org #82232:\n \n* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy\n<soopadeop> <--- canadian\n<FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P
bash.org #82238:\n \n* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is...\n* Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse\n<Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition\n<Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!
bash.org #82239:\n \n<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse\n<TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
bash.org #82642:\n \n<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take?  1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install \n<Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin.\n<TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
bash.org #82645:\n \n<veruca_girl> wtf?\n<veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film
bash.org #82808:\n \n<courtney> GOD! I hate periods!\n<ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
bash.org #82851:\n \n<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink \n<bf> what religion is that \n<WHEELJACK> poverty
bash.org #83094:\n \n<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle\n<magpie> and call it "hunting"\n<JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one
bash.org #83095:\n \n*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com)\n<zaps> that is wierd\n<zaps> my last name is in that host.\n<timmo> WOW\n<timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE\n<orion> is your last name 61.w?
bash.org #83130:\n \n<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new lab?\n<Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...
bash.org #83176:\n \n<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough for the neighbors to hear
bash.org #83276:\n \n<Slinky3> i made bricks today!\n<Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour!\n<Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was finished
bash.org #83290:\n \n<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last buffy\n<kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about it\n<kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right\n<kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.
bash.org #83298:\n \n* @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain names\n<@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies as such\n<Sinclair-> oh shit i know that guy!
bash.org #83310:\n \n(dariball_) n8 all\n(jason-) i think it means night.\n(jason-) but i'm not leet enough like that.\n(Xentac) hehehe\n(Xentac) but night ends in ite... and 8 ends in ate...\n(Xentac) so he's saying nate\n(jason-) i can understand like "i 8 your chicken because it looked at my prost8."\n(jason-) that makes more sense\n(jason-) well kinda.
bash.org #83318:\n \n<Tagrineth> You shouldn't hit a girl ;P\n<[justin]> i dont consider you a girl\n<[justin]> i consider you one of the gays\n<[justin]> er\n<[justin]> i mean one of the guys
bash.org #83322:\n \n* jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool\n<@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3 months, 28 days)
bash.org #83326:\n \n<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system\n<coalesce> i must be immune to everything then
bash.org #83375:\n \n<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south\n<Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me"\n<morbid> well that explains alot
bash.org #83445:\n \n[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself\n[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up\n[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay\n[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business\n[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!\n[04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..\n[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF\n[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk\n[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck\n[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore\n[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf\n[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else\n[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
bash.org #83449:\n \n<Samah> hmm the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it gets me depressed.... T_T\n<@toe2toe> /j #suicide
bash.org #83455:\n \n<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"
bash.org #83489:\n \n<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1\n<Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me\n<Luigi30> nm\n<Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.
bash.org #83512:\n \n<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ Building with binoculars from your hotel room
bash.org #83515:\n \n<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online\n<Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire
bash.org #83518:\n \n<Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity?\n<Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!!!  BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!  LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ\n*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine (jerk)\n<Raine> LMAO\n*** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse\n<Loggy> damn AT&T...\n*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You go to hell and you die!)\n<Raine> ROFL\n<Al> hehe\n*** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse\n<Loggy> better give them a call..
bash.org #83538:\n \n<Oli> i havent got my email yet.\n<Rossell> Oli: That the police found your gay card?\n<Reid> You need a CARD now?\n<Reid> Where do I, umm, obtain one?\n<Rossell> Parliament
bash.org #83546:\n \n<ascii_phil> And if you ever need something to scare children with[0], I'll\n             describe the tenant cycle implementation.\n<ascii_phil> [0] Well, database-knowledgable geek children.\n  * daveious is scared enough by the implementation of footnotes in IRC,\n             thankyouverymuch
bash.org #83557:\n \nwildcanary55: go away\nxzet27: why?\nwildcanary55: I'm working\nxzet27: this is ur boyfriend\nwildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother!\nxzet27: o\nxzet27: sry
bash.org #83567:\n \n<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass, things always turn out somewhat good\n<MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you will
bash.org #83592:\n \n<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud crash and the build process you were watching take place via SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH session freezes... brb.
bash.org #83595:\n \n* Treiben has bargainname.com\nAzi: how much are they?\nTreiben: 8.95\nAzi: same as godaddy then\nAzi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate\nAzi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5\nAzi: that would be just my luck
bash.org #83602:\n \n(@Wheelman56) 37.  What does the average person do approximately 15 times a day?\n(@Wheelman56) Answer: _____\n(@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate\n(+ep`andro`shower) masturbate\n(+TD\|Canuckistan) masturbate
bash.org #83613:\n \n<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to take over the universe
bash.org #83616:\n \n<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history test\n<%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs
bash.org #83621:\n \njeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants\njeremy rockz: shit\njeremy rockz: wrong window\nKrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going!\njeremy rockz: wow'
bash.org #83627:\n \n<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
bash.org #83634:\n \n<Duo> I'm moving to Mars\n<Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz\n<Flash\|slp\|possum> and Earthlink (XD)
bash.org #83643:\n \n<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans
bash.org #83650:\n \n[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg\n[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap\n[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is\n[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one\n[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked
bash.org #83659:\n \n* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has joined #Counter-Strike\n* OutLaniz got pussy 2night!\n<OutLaniz> wewt\n<Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to join irc channels and tell them.
bash.org #83663:\n \n<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\ \n\n<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape
bash.org #83686:\n \n<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored\n<Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a while and couldn't really remember how gross it was\n<Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it
bash.org #83702:\n \n(bovril): food escapes me\n(nark): it ran away?\n(nark): try killing it before you eat it sam\n(bovril): its nicer fresh
bash.org #83705:\n \n<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first\n<jixn> if u know what i mean\n<jixn> putt from the ruff\n<jixn> have gay sex etc\n<Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx\n<jixn> i made the first one up myself
bash.org #83724:\n \n<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions\n\n<mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?
bash.org #83734:\n \n(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?
bash.org #83742:\n \n<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
bash.org #83746:\n \n(@Hektik) once i saw my grandparents have sex and thats why i dont eat rasins
bash.org #83749:\n \n(@Gramps) Too sunny to go out today. Reflection off my head starts fires
bash.org #83756:\n \n<Wang_Ninja> oh boy\n<Wang_Ninja> minigame\n<Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys\n<Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?
bash.org #83760:\n \n<Winta> I Am Single...\n<Playette69> aww poor winta\n<Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight... \n<Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..
bash.org #83766:\n \n<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework
bash.org #83769:\n \n<grimrat> oh.. migod\n<grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"...\n<grimrat> I feel faint\n<grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time\n<grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?
bash.org #83777:\n \n<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard... \n<fin> Then shave. \n<Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con. \n<Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one. \n<fin> Why? \n<Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have. \n<fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn. \n<Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY? \n<Macavity> Shiiiit.... \n<fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you? \n<Maestro\|OoT> LARP? \n<Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing. \n<Maestro\|OoT> Oh, NO. \n<fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?
bash.org #83792:\n \n<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to?\n<Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc \n<Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat
bash.org #83798:\n \n<Saddam> wtf?
bash.org #83822:\n \n<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media?\n<Supachikn> A RULER\n<Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS
bash.org #83825:\n \n< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.\n< envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol\n* Flimflam shrugs\n< Flimflam> it's the USA :P\n< Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P
bash.org #83833:\n \n<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward\n<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world
bash.org #83860:\n \n[%werejag]  people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it
bash.org #83876:\n \n<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them
bash.org #83882:\n \n* Professor sets mode: +m\n<Professor> Listen up, people.\n<Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering.\n<Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.
bash.org #83891:\n \n@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
bash.org #83947:\n \n<Horror> knock knock\n<Dooper> who's there?\n<Horror> Go fuck yourself\n<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?
bash.org #83952:\n \n***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes)\n<MulletMan> but the memory remains!
bash.org #83973:\n \n* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know she's pregnant yet
bash.org #83985:\n \n[bigya] I am Tawain\n[bigya] so\n[bigya] I don't english\n[Ccmods] Obviously.
bash.org #83994:\n \n<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?\n<Kurin> 58.9331\n<Kurin> er\n<Kurin> 58.9332\n<Kurin> Or, hrm\n<Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html\n<ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer\n<Kurin> Really?  Fuck em\n<Kurin> me
bash.org #84061:\n \n(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com\n(doggie^): i think im addicted :\|\n(DaMuppet): wtf is that?\n(doggie^): plugin for winamp\n(doggie^): recommends music to you\n(`dM`): nice\n(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
bash.org #84075:\n \n(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'
bash.org #84086:\n \n<OIS> jesus is a fraud\n<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him
bash.org #84108:\n \n<KANG> hey...shut up?\n<Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me.\n<KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza\n<Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then
bash.org #84109:\n \nDooD: man im living dangerously\nDooD: i bought publix sushi\nDooD: late at night\nDooD: and now its sitting in my fridge\nDooD: to be eaten tomorrow
bash.org #84115:\n \n<Zedium> Sim Life\n<Zedium> Pretend to have a life\n<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
bash.org #84204:\n \n<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow?\n<tlc2000FOR> YES\n<deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow\n<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk\n<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk\n<deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker\n<deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo\n<deimon_xtr> ......
bash.org #84206:\n \n<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot"\n<Tarkaan> damn chinese\n<living2di> distonctly?\n<Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo\n<dabba> damn mongorians
bash.org #84271:\n \n<NiN> fuck\n<NiN> you fag\n<NiN> i should sodomize you\n<Lily> Nah.\n<NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad\n<NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl\n<Lily> LOL
bash.org #84291:\n \n<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...\n<+Mara> -_-\n<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC
bash.org #84293:\n \n<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women\n<lunacrow> ever\n<lunacrow> when have you ever seen any\n<Destruya> Actually, one woman did.\n<lunacrow> one woman\n<Destruya> I can't remember the name.\n<lunacrow> exactly\n<lunacrow> yet women look at porn\n<Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/\n<lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general." \n<lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck\n<Destruya> hahahah
bash.org #84294:\n \n<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight\n<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)\n<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..\n<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)
bash.org #84297:\n \n<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties\n<Ibuki> it scares me\n<Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<\n<Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad\n<tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org
bash.org #84305:\n \n<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one\n<saba> rofl\n<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
bash.org #84306:\n \n<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider?\n<Nadir> your mother\n<Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night\n<Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks.\n* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir)\n* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)\n\n-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days.\n-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"\n-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though\n-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too\n-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming\n-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate\n-> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\n-> -j0ori- *gasms*\n-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.
bash.org #84308:\n \n<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'
bash.org #84317:\n \n<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis?\n<Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus\n<Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has\n<Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world\n<ankis>: FUCK OFF!\n<Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would
bash.org #84321:\n \nFyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat\n<diStriCt\|sleep> really?\n<diStriCt\|sleep> does that work?\n<FyreDefyre> yes\n<diStriCt\|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?
bash.org #84325:\n \n<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
bash.org #84328:\n \n<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
bash.org #84331:\n \n<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/.\n<Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory\n<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait\n<Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P\n<Kel> typo\n<Rick_Hunter> lol.\n<Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait\n<Rick_Hunter> ^_^\n<Kel> huh?\n<Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P\n<Rick_Hunter> I what?\n<Kel> how'd you know I did that?\n<Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P\n<Kel> I did?\n<Kel> oh\n<Kel> ha ha ha\n<Rick_Hunter> bash.org\n<Rick_Hunter> ^_^\n<Kel> no!
bash.org #84333:\n \n* dbzfreak pokes javabie\n* javabie fights back by talking javabieish\n<@javabie> hy\n<@javabie> how r u\n<@javabie> asl\n<@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/?????????????\n<@javabie> ?\n<@javabie> ???????????///\n<@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
bash.org #84335:\n \nfroovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-(\nfroovgloobular: in my ears.
bash.org #84373:\n \n<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1\n<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?\n<slippy> don't fight with the americans?\n<slippy> hrhrhr\n<doggie^> hahah\n<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue\n<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up\n<slippy> lol\n<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks\n<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"\n<doggie^> hahaha
bash.org #84392:\n \n<drunkers> u arab?\n<Zelbinian> Nope.\n<drunkers> good\n<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.\n<drunkers> geez\n<drunkers> u moms a whore
bash.org #84401:\n \n<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?\n<drunkers> probably and honest mistake\n<CaMR0N> but everyone?\n<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?\n<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone\n<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
bash.org #84402:\n \n<drunkers> is your real name gabe?\n<Gabe-33> yes\n<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?\n<Gabe-33> no\n<drunker> concider it
bash.org #84409:\n \n<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ?\n<drunkers> dont ever say that out loud\n<wizards23> what that i got madden?\n<drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart
bash.org #84421:\n \n<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way\n<Insane-Lark> sure \n<Dan`> ?\n<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
bash.org #84440:\n \n*** Joins: azninvazn\n[mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps\n[owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3\n[owner] you  just got one-upped gruff\n[azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here\n*** Parts: azninvazn\n[mcgruff] ^5
bash.org #84451:\n \n*** Now talking in #12-15yrz\n<Salamander> Hi all!!\n<Petri> Hi a/s/l?\n<Salamander> 53/m/CA\n<Petri> I think ur in the rong place\n<Salamander> Oh no, I dont think I am...
bash.org #84463:\n \n<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"
bash.org #84470:\n \n<Hackster> oh, i crack me up.\n<lophyte> you crack me up too\n<lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*\n<lophyte> ;)\n<Hackster> really.\n<Hackster> awww. *lick*\n<lophyte> yay :D\n<p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
bash.org #84556:\n \ncougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked\ncougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind
bash.org #84582:\n \n<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.
bash.org #84661:\n \n<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday\n<CryptoKnight> and we are having sex\n<Hektik_Sniper> ...\n<Hektik_Sniper> TMI\n<CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started\n<Hektik_Sniper> ...\n<CryptoKnight> and then they finish\n<CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going\n<Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!!\n<CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man "\n<Hektik_Sniper> ...\n<CryptoKnight> heh
bash.org #84688:\n \n<phr0work> I buffer overflowed my penis last night
bash.org #84692:\n \n<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book.\n<jamessheen> whats masturbation\n<MillitePress> ...\n<Kail> ...\n<Nikul> ...\n<MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
bash.org #84696:\n \n* slippy drags you upstairs\n<ginge> !\n<slippy> to bed..\n<ginge> !!\n<slippy> to sleep!\n<ginge> :(\n<slippy> after a bit\n<ginge> ;)
bash.org #84697:\n \n<slope_xb> American one = The Rung\n<slope_xb> er\n<slope_xb> Ring\n<Jeff`> the rung\n<slope_xb> woo i kan type f00\n<Jeff`> rofl\n<Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie\n<SwizzleStick> the ladder or death\n<slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung\n<slope_xb> :D\n<SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you\n<Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER"\n<Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME"\n<slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong\n<Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder
bash.org #84699:\n \n<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox\n<K> what is that?\n<Hanh> Ford Ka\n<Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu\n<K> gah\n<K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long..\n<K> your mom is in the auto industry then?\n<Hanh> yes\n<Hanh> mainly developing backseats\n<Hanh> and breaking them in
bash.org #84700:\n \n<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format?\n<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.\n<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
bash.org #84705:\n \n<Bob> my gf is so cool...  \n<zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold...
bash.org #84710:\n \n<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal
bash.org #84711:\n \n<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9\n<@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles
bash.org #84725:\n \n<SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\\n<SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk
bash.org #84729:\n \n<Leeide> i found some jewish rap one time\n<Leeide> it was pimp\n<Leeide> was like......Two Live Jews or soemthing
bash.org #84735:\n \n<ue-Soul_Chaser> yeah sniper, normally, you can't stick your penis all the way unless you would want to rip her cervix apart\n<ue-Soul_Chaser> or, in your case, his rectum
bash.org #84743:\n \nUbergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two good things will occur\nBen: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that want more good things for themselves\nBen: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting\nUbergamer: they should modernize that saying\nUbergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate\nBen: haha\nBen: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity\nBen: we have successfully debunked an aphorism\nUbergamer: yay!
bash.org #84756:\n \nSardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no like there of\nDooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed\nDooD: string them along forever\nDooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out\nSardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that
bash.org #84757:\n \n<Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids?\n<PeterH>...\n<Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic\n<PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews\n<Schismo5000>Oh\n<Schismo5000>>_<\n<PeterH>o_O
bash.org #84762:\n \n*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have cracked cm4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx'\n*** Quits: fluffy` (cya)\n*** JzY\|aw is now known as fluffy`\n*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have Frankie does Carlos 4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx'\n*** fluffy` is now known as JzY
bash.org #84765:\n \n[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy\n[Crysanna] you need cheese with that\n[loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese.\n[loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries
bash.org #84776:\n \n<reppy> I made her cum with the cock of fury!\n<_bigd_> reppy, she made you buy the Cock of Fury(tm) and use it on her?
bash.org #84778:\n \n<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router\n<Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge\n<Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it\n<Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild
bash.org #84780:\n \n<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?\n<AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao*\n<AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :(\n<Nemessis> can i?\n<AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^\n<neko> i can lick my nipple\n<Nemessis> leet\n<neko> takes ages sewing it back on though
bash.org #84790:\n \n<g3nocide> lol why the fuck would dreamweaver try to open an mp3 file ?\n<m0rn> is it made by real? that would explain the sudden determination to be used for everything
bash.org #84793:\n \n<fmadero> banshee what service starts submission??\n<loucura> fmadero: bdsmServ
bash.org #84797:\n \nMotorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam jackson's in this movie\nMotorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master\nTheOffspring326: yea\nTheOffspring326: you should become black too\nMotorbreath151: lemme try\nTheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body\nTheOffspring326: haha\nMotorbreath151: hahaha\nMotorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl\nTheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them
bash.org #84803:\n \nReelr123: whats up\nk8 z swimmer: who are you?\nReelr123: you dont remember?\nk8 z swimmer: nope \nReelr123: i m bummed\nk8 z swimmer: clay?\nReelr123: nope\nk8 z swimmer: ooool\nk8 z swimmer: k\nk8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya\nReelr123: its me\nReelr123: guess\nReelr123: i have admired you for a long time \nk8zswimmer: Who are you?\nReelr123: i have known u for a long time \nk8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo\nReelr123: I love you more then the world\nk8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!\nReelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you better get to bed right this instant \nReelr123: or u r grounded from the computer\nk8zswimmer: MOM?!?
bash.org #84805:\n \n* jwz has sh0px0red\n<ogw-iii> whatcha get for me? \n<@jwz> plastic bags\n<@jwz> slightly used
bash.org #84806:\n \n*MulletMan removes his pants\n*BobZilla sets mode +pants MulletMan\n<MulletMan> fuck you
bash.org #84810:\n \n*In private*\n<KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here.\n<CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him out. Just watch!!\n\n*In the chat room*\n[22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys\n[22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say\n\n*In private*\n<CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be a record!!!!!!\n<KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all
bash.org #84811:\n \nMicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: then she goes\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS!\n\nMicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her friends in the street
bash.org #84813:\n \n<matt> mang\n<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream\n<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower\n<markus> so go stank up the bathroom\n<matt> i assume the door is locked\n<markus> just push it under the door then
bash.org #84814:\n \n<CommanderStab> When I was 10 me and this friend of mine who was four years older than me made this Visual Basic game called Fatal Move. Basically these pictures he drew would pop up with some text like "This guy is a geek! Let's kill him!!" and then if you clicked yes another picture would be shown with him dead, and if you clicked no some guy called you a wimp and the game quit.\n<Bleeding> did the irony of u saying 'lets kill geeks' in a game u wrote in vb ever sink in?\n<CommanderStab> His character was called "Carrot Head" and he was this cool looking carrot with a special knife.\n<CommanderStab> My chracter was "Unco-body the Head Shaker" who was some retarded guy with a gun he couldn't aim properly with, and he just sat there laughing goofily all the time.\n<Bleeding> gee let me guess who wore the pants in ur friendship
bash.org #84825:\n \n<Hostile blinks>\n<MacBinaryBot> You blink, I stink, we're pink.\n<Hostile> you dink\n<MacBinaryBot> You kink\n<Hostile> youd think\n<MacBinaryBot> You're gonna sink.\n<Hostile> ok *wink*\n<MacBinaryBot> heh\n<MacBinaryBot> Time to twink.\n<Hostile> silly chink\n<MacBinaryBot> Long link\n<Hostile> is it mink?\n<MacBinaryBot> Need zinc!\n<Hostile> lol you wrink\n<MacBinaryBot> You're covered in ink.\n<Hostile> bah thats what i was gonna use, you .... erm bink -.-\n<Hostile> k i lose\n<Hostile> *cry*\n<MacBinaryBot> lol, finque\n<Hostile> -.-\n<Hostile> time for me to go shrink
bash.org #84833:\n \n<Liam> my sister had friends over and of course she likes to look cool in front of them by doing funny stuff\n<Liam> so i had just come back to my room from eating\n<Liam> and i decided to whack it\n<Liam> and i hopped on my bed and unzipped quietly\n<Liam> and then i just hear this laughing\n<Liam> and i sit up\n<Liam> and i realize my sister is _under my bed_\n<Liam> i zipped back up before she got out and noticed, screamed at her and kicked her out
bash.org #84849:\n \n<JesterX> i wish i had anorexia\n<JesterX> i could save money and buy RAM or something
bash.org #84870:\n \n<Allison> what was that website\n<Allison> with all the IRC quotes\n<Allison> bang.org or somethin
bash.org #84890:\n \n<Urban> Pardon my french\n<@RickBitch> don't you mean "pardon my freedom"?
bash.org #84891:\n \n<control_m> hi.. im 21/m :) any girl here want to remote control my pc, and use and abuse it to make me slave? i have Radmin and Netbus 2,1 Servers running on 80.213.12.2 and i have autoaccept on if you want to send me another program or something? msg me? :)
bash.org #85000:\n \nsidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire?\nsidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.
bash.org #85121:\n \n(ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good\n(ginge): dong? i meant chance\n(ginge): wtf is on my mind?!
bash.org #85183:\n \n<CyberTech> ever seen tremors?\n<CyberTech> hehe\n<CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert\n<CyberTech> in my own bunker\n<Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would
bash.org #85209:\n \n*** gimpoid (~jj@adsl173-22.powerdsl.com.au) has joined #mpeg3c\n<gimpoid> hey\n<lut> sup gimp\n<gimpoid> not much\n<gimpoid> lud ?\n<gimpoid> got fired \n<gimpoid> need work :'(\n<DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!\n<DrBK> oops\n<DrBK> wrong channel
bash.org #85232:\n \n<das_das> uhhh god..eww...argh....somehow my playlist just rolled around to creed\n<das_das> wtf do I even have creed on my comp :P\n<ApoIIyon> i have creed on mine\n<ApoIIyon> they..are..okay if u take away the whole.. WE FUCK JESUS every night part\n<das_das> dude creed is like eating a fine meal, vomiting, eating the vomit, and vomiting again
bash.org #85251:\n \n<skmt> not really. once i reach level 20 virgin, i get a masturbation skill point.\n<PACHUKA> skmt: that is the dorkiest think ever said
bash.org #85252:\n \n<StmChser> Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? \n<Trilky> heh?\n<StmChser> It's called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life\n<hanzglo-> wtf?\n<StmChser> If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your asshole and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye
bash.org #85363:\n \n<@Megaman984> So, would the Old Testament be First Edition, New Testament Second, and the Koran Third?\n<+MegamanX2K> yeah\n<+MegamanX2K> which explains the crusades\n<+MegamanX2K> they were burning 3rd edition heretics\n<+MegamanX2K> good thing Jerusalem made a saving throw
bash.org #85394:\n \n<^Laz> we were talking about how little I weigh\n<Geoff-> lol\n<Geoff-> that's right\n<^Laz> and then you said "I bet I could pick you up with one arm"\n<^Laz> and then you did\n<Geoff-> your never going to forget i picked you up with 1 arm are you?\n<^Laz> it was very memorable
bash.org #85396:\n \nAlbinogodzilla1: hes at a musical....yes I think hes gay...no I cant prove it
bash.org #85402:\n \n<enid> laz. sounds like you just need to get sex.\n<enid> hold on, i'll scan my tits for you.\n<^Laz> yeah... theres been a serious lack of that lately for me\n<^Laz> lately being the last 20 years
bash.org #85403:\n \n<Curufin> You know, I think there's a point in your life when you realize that life's just not worth it anymore. When you're giving more than you're taking, and there's just no joy left in life.\n<Eldamehomework> Curufin; that's what ice cream is for :-D\n<Curufin> I'm lactose intolerant.
bash.org #85446:\n \n<DemonEater> "This is Pearl Jam.  This is Jesus.  This is Pearl Jam on Jesus.  Please, say no to Creed"
bash.org #85466:\n \n<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there\n<@crispexi> that was weird
bash.org #85486:\n \n<Perrin> FUCKING CANDY BAG\n<Perrin> OPEN\n<Perrin> OPEN]\n<Perrin> OPEN\n<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS\n<Perrin> NO\n<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE\n<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD
bash.org #85508:\n \n<uneekwahn> you know what I hate\n<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home\n<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom\n<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(
bash.org #85514:\n \n<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
bash.org #85524:\n \n<SirGoblin> Anti = fat.\n<Anti> doh\n****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin \n<Jante> SirGoblin = gay.\n<SirGoblin> better than fat ;/\n<Jante> no..\n<Jante> fat people can loose weight\n<Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that they've had a dick up da bum
bash.org #85537:\n \n<toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way...\n<toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets america drops on baghdad \n<toe-sleep> say shit like \n<toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating big macs!" \n<fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only\n<fysh> KEBAB MONDAY\n<toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds franchise will succeed" \n<toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?" \n<fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD FREEDOM FUND\n<toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)
bash.org #85552:\n \n(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
bash.org #85565:\n \n<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right.\n<revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes, when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard. \n<revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all the way.\n<revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses expense.
bash.org #85648:\n \n<Lord_Red> how did they screw up\n<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car\n<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY\n<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life\n<Lord_Red> demand money off your bill\n<TheDingo> i got them back\n<TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge
bash.org #85649:\n \n<Kai-Bach> 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good you will look
bash.org #85742:\n \n<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site\n<SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites\n<SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen\n<SLIMMTHUG> u click it\n<SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows\n<DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try there, see if they have it\n<SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing?\n<DooD> nah\n<DooD> it's a site that links to it\n<SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD\n<SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT\n*** SLIMMTHUG (nosrevia1@AC868011.ipt.aol.com) has left #cnn
bash.org #85825:\n \n<CommanderStab> Wow, bash.org is now 5000 quotes behind ^^;;\n<CommanderStab> Still, that isn't to bad.\n<CommanderStab> You can submit a quote and by the time they see and accept it you'll have forgotten what you said and you can laugh again when you read it.\n<Mataki> You need to say something funny first, CS\n<CommanderStab> Meanwhile YOU actually need to say something that isn't simply insulting me ^_-\n<Mataki> But that IS funny
bash.org #85850:\n \n<SherP> and even if i do lick cum\n<SherP> its my own cum
bash.org #85857:\n \n<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit
bash.org #85859:\n \n<{o_o}> occupation isn't liberation, killing & mainimg children isn't liberation, you guys need a reality check\n* {o_o} has quit IRC (Killed ((politically hostile. situation diplomaticaly resolved under IRC Security Council Resolution 1422)))
bash.org #85870:\n \n<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.'\n<Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh?\n<Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said.\n<Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.
bash.org #85873:\n \n<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?
bash.org #85875:\n \n<MG5> clearly FFX-2 is not a game I'll be able to play with my pants on
bash.org #85877:\n \n<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid.\n<Gazoo> Right now\n<Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!
bash.org #85892:\n \n< HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday\n<@LucyFerr> it is\n< HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes?\n<@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp\n< HomeBrewR> already did that today
bash.org #85899:\n \n* unchellmatt does the RAID lovers cheer... "ARRAY! ARRAY!"
bash.org #85900:\n \n<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad. \n<Da> sounds like a fuckin party!
bash.org #85901:\n \n<Smurfette> I used to blow up cars... but I kept burning my lips on that damn exhaust pipe
bash.org #85935:\n \nBobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they weren't my friends moms.\nBobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a snack..." you know?\nBobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?
bash.org #85938:\n \n<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.\n<Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.\n<Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase"\n<Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"\n<Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.\n<Kevyn> No pun intended.
bash.org #85940:\n \n<Chris_A> I wonder... doing a search for "vagina" and then one for "penis" on bash, which yeilds most results.\n<Robin> Search for "nigger" afterwards.
bash.org #85953:\n \n<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.
bash.org #85960:\n \n<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^ \n<CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal
bash.org #85972:\n \n<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a lot of emotions in me\n<p_digga> is vomit an emotion?
bash.org #85975:\n \n<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k\n<Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P\n<Scruuf> that just proves you're weird
bash.org #85978:\n \n<Griffin> dont call it rape\n<Griffin> call it surprise sex\n<endfro> hhaaha\n<pagan> whatever works Griffin
bash.org #85979:\n \n<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows\n<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? \n<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. \n<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? \n<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. \n<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? \n<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. \n<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. \n<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? \nThe radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
bash.org #85982:\n \n<Stugein> Headline:\n<Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide\n<Stugein> First line of article:\n<Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide.\n<Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!
bash.org #85989:\n \n<darkpact> like i said man, stop smoking pot\n<darkpact> it's not good for your braincell :\|\n<StarScythe> but its good for mah wellbeing\n<StarScythe> and i meakes me spel so darnn kool\n<darkpact> StarScythe, you should see a doctor ;(\n<Kronck> lol\n<StarScythe> yeahh dark maybe he can prescribe som good piils 4 me so  i can get even more wasted ::D:D:DD:
bash.org #85998:\n \n[@cOoke]: If there were a building that stood for average intelligence, you would be the plane that crashed into it
bash.org #86009:\n \n<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?\n<Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P\n<morn> Now, don't be hatin'!
bash.org #86012:\n \n<revmoo> well\n<revmoo> msg nexis\n<revmoo> maybe he is one of those nerds that has his shit set to wake him up in the middle of the night if someone pm's him :P\n<Geoff-> LOL\n<Geoff-> hey\n<Geoff-> i used to have that
bash.org #86017:\n \n<][blah][> i mean, are there any downloadble cd burners?, or do you need hardware?
bash.org #86019:\n \n<Desert_Storm> crap..\n<Desert_Storm> just woke up in front of PC again :(
bash.org #86028:\n \nGGamoGamo: The unofficial newspaper of the college my friend went to was investigated by the Secret Service once\nWintyr Feanim: why?\nGGamoGamo: For printing an editorial called "Jesus, please strike down Geroge W. Bush"
bash.org #86029:\n \n<Acero> my parents never bought me candy for shit because my moms a dental assistant\n<Acero> so i'd have to hide candy like drugs\n<Acero> thats how i got so good at it
bash.org #86049:\n \n<Squinky> Where the hell is sumez.\n<Jim> Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys.\n<Squinky> Do they not have VD there or something?\n<Jim> They are VD.\n<Squinky> So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right now?\n<Jim> Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl?\n<Squinky> I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the other day...\n<Jim> Pff, obviously that's what it is.\n<Jim> You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie.
bash.org #86054:\n \n<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.
bash.org #86057:\n \n<Dr SpaZZo> A Reese's Peanut Butter Puff going directly down your throat is a LOT more painful than one might imagine.\nTwilightKnight jots that down\n<TwilightKnight> thanks\n<Dr SpaZZo> No problem.
bash.org #86059:\n \n<CrossAlkaid> I'm going to make myself a son out of all the Kleenex I have in a pile by now.\n<CrossAlkaid> Then I'll kill him, because the law makes no provisions for people made of Kleenex.
bash.org #86065:\n \n<CommanderStab> Man, all of these supposed "free PHP hosting" sites and not one of them is any good >_<\n<CommanderStab> WTF?\n<Riku> o.o\n<CommanderStab> Hungarian?!\n<CommanderStab> These guys actually have INTERNET?!\n<CommanderStab> Man, I can't read this shit >_<\n<CommanderStab> I have the greatest idea for a site\n<CommanderStab> Say that we ofer 1000mb of fre PHP hosting\n<CommanderStab> Then when they submit their information we keep their password and username and don't give them a site\n<CommanderStab> Then we build a massive database of usernames and poasswords\n<CommanderStab> Then we create a program to goes to every site on the itnernet that requires a password and get it to try all of the user/passes we have on every site\n<CommanderStab> Then we blackmail the people because no doubt some of the sites are like sick porn sites and we'll have their email addresses\n<CommanderStab> And we use the money that we get out of the blackmail to actually BUY some decent hosting\n<CommanderStab> So I don't have to keep looking through all this shit
bash.org #86095:\n \n* inkedmn is BORED\n< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.\n< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work\n< jbm> uh. got any pets?
bash.org #86099:\n \n<Arrgh> great.. now he's trying to vomit in my shoe\n* [TMBJ]Rhadamanthus happydances\n<Arrgh> he called it a "vomit capture device"\n<[TMBJ]Rhadamanthus> Throw something at him\n<Arrgh> like what? my shoe?!\n<Arrgh> HE ALREADY HAS IT
bash.org #86100:\n \nSoca: God damn fucking neighbors and their dog need to die \nSoca: I just tore up my front lawn with my truck trying to piss them off.  I hope it worked.\ndrnick: you tore up your own lawn trying to piss of the neighbours\ndrnick: hmm wheres the logic in that\nSoca: Well, I made a lot of noise in the process\nDeltan: Yea the joke's really on them with that one
bash.org #86104:\n \n<fade> i need to find the stupid adapter now\n<Queued> If I had a stupid adapter, I could understand the other half of the channel\n<Petter[web]> I resent that.\n<Queued> I understand.
bash.org #86115:\n \n<LinkDJ> At prom, me and Julea were dancing, and a song came on that I recognised. We're dancing, and halfway through I get a big smile on my face.\n<LinkDJ> It turns out it was a song from DDR.\n<LinkDJ> I think i've told that much here before\n<LinkDJ> What I didn't mention: I started doing finger combinations on her ass.
bash.org #86199:\n \n<[TMBJ]Harrison> I love bash.org.  All I have to do to be funny is copy/paste. :)
bash.org #86204:\n \n<pengo> i dont really care if i'm not normal.. so long as i'm abnormal within the normal range of abnormality.
bash.org #86218:\n \n<NuclearisWinterius> "Without the USA there would be no France, just a greater Germany" and the guest on the show said "Without France, there would be no USA, just a greater England"\n<Method> hurray for france!\n<Method> without england, there'd be no USA, just a really big canada where they all spoke french.\n<Method> i don't know what's worse\n<ari> Without Finland, there would be no IRC and this pointless discussion would not be taking place :p
bash.org #86224:\n \n<Dirtbiker> howd all of u learn how to do this crap?\n<@nomis> hit f1\n<@nomis> frequently\n<Dirtbiker> in here?\n<@nomis> in flash\n<Dirtbiker> but thats the shortcut to help
bash.org #86228:\n \n<ksennin> "Do the girls have to shave their asses?"\n<ksennin> [x] Yes\n<ksennin> [ ] Yes\n<FT> ksennin: Your definition of 'great' tends to be weird.\n<TripleRach> Shave, what\n<FT> Try "Shake"\n<ksennin> Oh shit.\n<ksennin> Yes, "Shake"
bash.org #86232:\n \n<Jeff> I'm such a ditz, I dialed my phone number into the microwave
bash.org #86247:\n \n<timmo> tim would rather fuck a woman who doesnt know what the hell irc is\n<c-rOCK> fuck that\n<c-rOCK> i want a hottie who can irc it up.\n<c-rOCK> and i wanna be like\n<c-rOCK> yeah im a mod on bash.org\n<c-rOCK> hop on my dick now slut.
bash.org #86371:\n \n<Afbc0m> my 3 yr old bro is here\n<Afbc0m> he was listening to eminem and started swearing\n<Afbc0m> my mom was pissed\n<Afbc0m> in the middle of dinner, he was like, "bitch please, get down on yo knees"
bash.org #86390:\n \n<[KS]> this one time... at lan camp.. i stuck cat5 up my pussy
bash.org #86407:\n \n<Snow> If Grand Theft Auto isn't mankind's greatest invention, I don't know what is.\n<Snow> I just flew around the city in an Apache attack helicopter firing missiles and random cars. And when I got bored of that, I stole some guys motorcycle, rode 120mph across town to a nightclub, where I picked up $10,000, walked inside, and fired a minigun into the crowd, liquifying everyone inside.\n<Snow> And then I picked up a new suit and went home and called it a day.\n<dano> i love how accurate its portrayal of the 1980s night-life is
bash.org #86421:\n \n<CodeMason> I never sleep.\n<CodeMason> I just lapse into alcohol-induced catatonia on a regular basis.
bash.org #86444:\n \n<Dynamo> Do that again, and I will switch your testicles with your eyes.
bash.org #86452:\n \n<n3wt> FFS, I am not reading anything with 'The Naughty Goat' in the title\n<n3wt> Not unless it has pictures, anyway
bash.org #86683:\n \n<Resident_Redneck> The Canadians commited three warships, 1000 soldiers, and 10 tanks to the war effort...but due to the exchange rate, it works out to be a mountie, a moose, and a flying sqirrel.
bash.org #86848:\n \n<cali310> I heard the most ridiculous comment ever made by a newscaster last night on fox........\n<cali310> He said, "the Iraqis have hundreds of seasoned suicide bombers"\n<cali310> How in the fuck does one become a seasoned suicide bomber?
bash.org #86903:\n \n<Uday_Williams> Know what'd be messed up?  If one of Saddam's doubles turned good, and then was appointed to run the country.  Bet that'd confuse alot of people.
bash.org #86960:\n \n<qp_zulrich-EE> both hitler and bush got the power... only one had a brain D: \n<samurai> bush has a brain\n<samurai> its just really really small\n<V\|JFreak> dude\n<V\|JFreak> he WAVED at stevie wonder.....
bash.org #86961:\n \n<Bugaboo> So I was in the halls today, some jerk yells "I wanna fuck your dad"\n<Bugaboo> I shout back "hes dead"\n<Bugaboo> moment of ackward silence, as they think of what to do\n<Bugaboo> It made up for all the grief I had at killing the old guy.
bash.org #87022:\n \n<chodapp> Girls don't have penises, xooz98\n<xooz98> chodapp - i thought that too UNTIL I GOT KAZAA
bash.org #87023:\n \n<ocelot> I've lost my only spoon \n<ocelot> how do you lose ANYTHING in a 11,4 square feet room???!?! \n<Adam_H> ocelot: there is no spoon
bash.org #87064:\n \nBrandon2W: i had a dream that i was talking to someone, but she had a little AIM window next to her head, and i just read what she said there and typed back to her what i would have said\nBrandon2W: i need therapy
bash.org #87072:\n \n<WorstQEvr> buying douches over the internet is like the epitome of shady
bash.org #87369:\n \n<Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.\n<Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games\n<Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm)\n<Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.
bash.org #87490:\n \n<Leon> lol @ The Register\n<Leon> Schools use SMS to fight truancy\n<Leon> Oi u ltl sh*t, get bk 2 skool now
bash.org #87517:\n \n<Cotton Mouth> How do you describe the color blue to someone who is blind and has never seen a color before?\n<NickBlasta> 0 0 255
bash.org #87577:\n \n<shok> what is the average life expectancy of a Saddam look alike ?
bash.org #87585:\n \n<s4xton> "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
bash.org #87611:\n \n<BorD> What If Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last week, but lost a leg... How pissed-off do you think his doubles are?
bash.org #87684:\n \n<bhlaab> One time in high school I was talking to a girl who was SUPER NAZI feminist, and she was going on and on about the double standards against women in society, and how men have no double standards against them.\n<bhlaab> That's when I brought up the fact that lesbians are looked upon as "fine", wheras gay men are always getting the complete <censored> beat out of them for no reason. She got pissed off at this comment, and snapped at me "What, are you a fag too or something?!"\n<bhlaab> Go equal rights!!
bash.org #87705:\n \n<Qube> wowzz: try putting each servers ip and name in /etc/hosts\n<wowzz> where is /etc/hosts
bash.org #87725:\n \n<burn_prom_girl> our frigde is outside because we got our kitchen tiled \n<burn_prom_girl> and its in a puddle of water\n<burn_prom_girl> thats bad right ?\n<burn_prom_girl> and i shouldnt step in the water around the frigde ?\n<burn_prom_girl> its plugged in\n<ikari> water doesnt conduct electricity\n<ikari> it's an urban myth\n<ikari> go dance in the puddle
bash.org #87741:\n \n<Stolurn> i was walkin home last night and i could suddenly smell KFC, and i was like mmmm, where's that comin' from?\n<Stolurn> i look around and this black guy rides past, then the smell goes away\n<Stolurn> bash.org was right :)
bash.org #87748:\n \n<Logic_BomB> could you create an infinite loop with a jew if you put a quarter on one side of the room and a quarter on the other side of the room and told him he could only choose 1?
bash.org #87751:\n \n<revmoo> download the cky movies, they are a lot better\n<ImpLin> where i get those?\n<revmoo> kazza mart\n<ImpLin> wheres that?\n<Geoff-> at the corner of kazzalite and google\n<ImpLin> what town?\n<Geoff-> takingthistoofar, USA
bash.org #87759:\n \n<hawkman> my friend had a huge bloody nose in 11th grade, and he just shoved toilet paper up his nose until it stopped.  then my friend grabbed a coat hanger out of his car (i'm not really sure why he had one), then we went into the girls bathroom and spread blood _ALL_ over one of the stalls, left the coat hanger there, and put up a sign that said "please dont flush my baby"
bash.org #87809:\n \n<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned\n<j3r3miah> why\n<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it, so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it was under it\n<j3r3miah> oh god
bash.org #87981:\n \n<jeff> A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need\n<jeff> some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."\n<jeff> "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.\n<jeff> "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."\n<Wintermute> bring your family problems somewhere else
bash.org #88064:\n \n<Diggy> rgr\n<S5474> stfu\n<trinity> ?\n<Ne0N> IRC is a strange thing... thousands of users... yet less than 20 words said in a day
bash.org #88096:\n \n<Howdizzle> I put the Laughter in Slaughter
bash.org #88200:\n \n<Eternity> anyone got that year 3000 song on mp3 ?\n<pb2k> the one about the year 3000 ??\n<pb2k> lalalala ... year 3000 ... llalalalal ... etc one ??\n<Eternity> yeah\n<pb2k> sorry ... never heard of it ...
bash.org #88217:\n \n<SomeRandom> Looks like Operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.\n<Diablo1399> Bah, "Operation Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.\n<SomeRandom> Well what would you call it then?\n<Diablo1399> Why, "Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy" of course.
bash.org #88255:\n \n<JoeMoFo> (clothing) FUBU = Farmers Used to Buy Us
bash.org #88262:\n \n<Bmann> -sigh- was looking for my chap stick blindly and picked up a battery and started rubbing it on my lips
bash.org #88272:\n \n<eye-dee-ten-tee> is this kazaa an indian program??\n<eye-dee-ten-tee> I mean the name sounds like something from arabia\n<Moo> Yeah.. president of Afghanistan, Hamid Kazaa
bash.org #88277:\n \n<spacemank> I boiled an egg once, and only totally ruined one pot, one knife, and one spoon!
bash.org #88306:\n \n<timmo> wtf you need resin for\n<timmo> you have more pot then you can handle\n<c-rOCK> im like an indian\n<c-rOCK> I use all of the weed.  time to hit my peace pipe, bitch.
bash.org #88313:\n \n<b1u3> they should have a tv station that randomly joins and broadcasts dalnet rooms...nerds everywhere would afk irc to watch and judge other nerds from afar
bash.org #88314:\n \n<b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending half of the previous session\n<b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs smooth\n<b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community college is da rulz
bash.org #88332:\n \n<lichen> hahah i love spic\n<lichen> me and him have this special bond\n<Avram> KY jelly is a lubricant, not an adhesive
bash.org #88352:\n \n<enderin> anybody knows what to do with freeCell other then watch the king's head move?\n<kailus> enderin: move the cards around and hope for victory?\n<enderin> what cards?\n<shoonra> try starting a new game\n<enderin> 1 sec\n<kailus> Press F2 \n<DarkGildon> lol\n<enderin> wow! full of cards!\n* DarkGildon knows how play o.o\n<uhuf> This didn't just happen... \n<uhuf> Let me guess, he has no idea what the numbers in minesweeper are used for either, right?\n<enderin> okey, too complicated..\n<enderin> so, what do you do with the numbers at minesweeper?\n<lphnt> XD\n<ifireball> XD indeed\n<lphnt> wow, and we didn't even get to hearts\n<DarkGildon> Press F1\n<enderin> where?\n<lphnt> on the keyboard!!!
bash.org #88364:\n \n<Azmodan> this is so useless\n<Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps
bash.org #88367:\n \n<+SROL> Megaman is REALLY hard to play without a gamepad\n<+Redlof> what are you playing it with?\n<+SROL> keyboard\n<+Redlof> What? I love the keyboard.\n<+Redlof> just pretend it's commander keen.\n<+SROL> I can't get the hang of it\n<+SROL> I'm used to playing it with my thumbs\n<+SROL> So I picked up the keyboard and tried playing it with my thumbs :D\n<+SROL> That didn't work :(
bash.org #88377:\n \n<Rejo> cpufreak: The trouble with troubleshooting is that trouble sometimes shoots back.
bash.org #88378:\n \n<eViLegion> my brother was using Word, trying to edit the format of his text, and the bloody paperclip turns up instead... his voice command to it "piss off you little shit"... it deleted 2 paragraphs of text
bash.org #88379:\n \n<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont because of her relgion\n<Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with cows
bash.org #88389:\n \n<Born_In_East_LA_2> We should tell all the now free Iraqi people about how France wanted them to remain under Hussein's rule, so that way they'll raise their kids to hate France instead of us.\n<uni> Yeah :)\n<kuribo> yeah\n<kuribo> but then the iraqi kids will go to france and confront them\n<kuribo> and france will surrender\n<kuribo> and then france will become new iraq
bash.org #88406:\n \n<ORi0N> What good are you with a high IQ if you, for example, can't even tie your own shoe laces or something?\n<BaToR> Ask that to Stephen Hawking :p
bash.org #88475:\n \n<[Cable]KingKapalone2> anyone have a blackhawk down serial or key generator?\n<Claus> 6uy-th3-m0v1e-1n5t3d
bash.org #88482:\n \nUnregistered> I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going *beep* *beep* and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her....
bash.org #88519:\n \n<Cantu> whats a SARS? ;[\n<FoshM\|J1> =/\n<FoshM\|J1> true..\n<acidangel> do u live in a cave cantu lol\n<Cantu> n, los angeles\n<Cantu> and i dont know all the cute little irc abbreviations anymore
bash.org #88527:\n \n<over> k though... my best line ive said in an interview... they asked "what do u do if you explain something to somebody and they dont understand... what can u do to make them understand?"\n<over> "say the exact same thing but louder"\n<Unfy> hehe \n<over> and the funny thing is that the interview i said that at was the one i got my internship at
bash.org #88528:\n \n<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking it around a little.\n<Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.
bash.org #88535:\n \n<KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise.\n<KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.
bash.org #88536:\n \n<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink.\n<Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you think I'd be HERE?
bash.org #88551:\n \n<Pie> I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to light a fish on fire. while it was underwater
bash.org #88560:\n \n<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?\n<grendal> like ... frequently\n<grendal> like... daily\n<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
bash.org #88569:\n \n<Sabrejack> everything is generalized
bash.org #88572:\n \n<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade i drank\n<seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red\n<seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade\n<seeksama> or purple\n<seeksama> it owns\n<Mikelite> ...
bash.org #88575:\n \n<Stormrider> I should bomb something\n<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats\n<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me\n<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.\n*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe\n<FBI> We saw it anyway.\n*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
bash.org #88600:\n \n<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?\n<wirre> sorry....only isdn
bash.org #88607:\n \nhijak231: $795\nhijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE\nhijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE\nKesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?\nKesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.\nhijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking computer
bash.org #88623:\n \n<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a small corridor and a toilet \n<Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol \n<Abrid> ha ha! right on\n<PornoFiend> Where's poverty?  Is it nice?
bash.org #88627:\n \n( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
bash.org #88655:\n \n<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins\n<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie\n<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built\n<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub\n<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done\n<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house
bash.org #88661:\n \n<jamz> hmm\n<jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner\n<jamz> for car work and grease and stuff.\n<jamz> It's almost empty.\n<jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it.\n<jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do.\n<dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind\n<jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space.
bash.org #88666:\n \n<Draffa> it's sad.  When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25.  Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(
bash.org #88683:\n \n<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor\n<OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject\n<Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen?\n<pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink\n* pocketMidget rimshot
bash.org #88688:\n \n<productiveslacker> what is the +v and +o and stuff, blood types?
bash.org #88709:\n \n<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture\n<Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download?? internet air?
bash.org #88729:\n \n<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)\n<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
bash.org #88739:\n \n<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn\n<cameron> iknow but im almost in\n<PC^God> HHAHAHA\n<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
bash.org #88743:\n \n<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.\n<unchellmatt> s'fun.\n<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div\n<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
bash.org #88745:\n \n<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
bash.org #88779:\n \n<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him\n<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass\n<BeefinPep> brb\n*** BeefinPep has quit IRC
bash.org #88786:\n \n<Lenz> Oh man...\n<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her
bash.org #88828:\n \n<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x\n<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true\n<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
bash.org #88875:\n \n<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621\n<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?\n<bargeld> compile the source
bash.org #88880:\n \n<@iridium> man\n<@iridium> im getting fucking raped\n<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes\n<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off\n<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me\n<@iridium> fuck\n<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
bash.org #88943:\n \n<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate \n* Katethegreat shakes her leg \n<Katethegreat> how do i get her off? \n<Gothor> You are.
bash.org #88967:\n \n<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:\n<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing.\n<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny\n<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
bash.org #89019:\n \nAnatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people.\nMelthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?\nAnatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week".\nFurr: Your dog said this?\nAnatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
bash.org #89029:\n \nCasalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot\nTovarich89: ummm, casie.....\nTovarich89: \nCasalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot\nTovarich89: better
bash.org #89048:\n \n<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled\n<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh\n<Wolf> very funny\n* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over\n<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.\n<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though\n<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
bash.org #89082:\n \n<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
bash.org #89142:\n \n<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad \n<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow \n<C3rBeRuS> not today \n<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
bash.org #89143:\n \n<Flaze> forum still down?\n<Vye-rus> Check yourself\n<Vye-rus> We're not slaves\n<Flaze> yep\n<Flaze> still down\n<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
bash.org #89149:\n \n<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards\n<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
bash.org #89181:\n \n<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower \n<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card \n<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
bash.org #89212:\n \n<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy\n<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
bash.org #89228:\n \n* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)\n* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)\n<@ShowDowN> that is sick\n<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in\n<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
bash.org #89254:\n \n* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
bash.org #89276:\n \n<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
bash.org #89278:\n \n* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
bash.org #89279:\n \n<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.
bash.org #89296:\n \n<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm\n<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now\n<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
bash.org #89303:\n \n<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch \n<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long?\n<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth\n<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
bash.org #89338:\n \n<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!\n<chobusa\|work> ...you're missing the point.\n<Strung> fuck mars?\n<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.\n<chobusa\|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?\n<Enargy> In the butt?
bash.org #89390:\n \n<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
bash.org #89401:\n \n<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit\n<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office\n<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
bash.org #89403:\n \n<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph\n<sComps> christ.. dead?\n<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news.  King just has a broken pelvis
bash.org #89413:\n \n<ImpLin> i need to call my GF\n* ImpLin initiates call\n<ImpLin> no one be home\n<ImpLin> damn\n<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either\n<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
bash.org #89420:\n \nCyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...
bash.org #89422:\n \n<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
bash.org #89439:\n \n<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex\n<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good\n<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
bash.org #89455:\n \n* GardenHos unzips pants\n<gramagrl> omg\n<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
bash.org #89460:\n \n<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood.\n<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
bash.org #89555:\n \n(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1
bash.org #89653:\n \n<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
bash.org #89668:\n \n<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws\n<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws\n<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws\n<SPeedY_B> '\|\n<SPeedY_B> ;'/.\|\n<SPeedY_B> ;'/.\|\n<SPeedY_B> \|ujhy32'/.\|\n<SPeedY_B> ?/'}\|\|}"?;.?\n<SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC"
bash.org #89678:\n \n<magaggie> fucking isp.\n<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?\n<magaggie> no, it's horrible\n<magaggie> it only lasts four hours\n<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...\n<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?\n<magaggie> yes.\n<magaggie> i have good stamina\n<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
bash.org #89683:\n \nLiz: id like to have something else :-P\nkatie: lol\nkatie: i would too\nkatie: like 5 seconds with him\nkatie: even 5 milliseconds\nLiz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex\nLiz: is that even a full thrust?\nkatie: 1/2 of one\nLiz: mmmm, half thrust
bash.org #89686:\n \n<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed.\n<Semp> What game?\n<Wiecker> Barbie detective
bash.org #89689:\n \n* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.\n<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's\n* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.\n<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before.\n<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.\n* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.\n<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
bash.org #89700:\n \n<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!\n<axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats\n<^Bret^> 23044 smilies\n<^Bret^> dude\n<^Bret^> I work at a net cafe\n<^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands\n<axelf> and semen\n<^Bret^> and semen
bash.org #89710:\n \n(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks\n(+gig) ?\n(@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends\n(@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips\n(@Nick^) man that'd be leet\n(@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner\n(@Nick^) like an ip scanner\n(@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh\n(@Nick^) then take your pick\n(+gig) you need to get out more dude
bash.org #89738:\n \n<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.\n<@Joshums> hahaha\n<@Joshums> Hilarious\n<+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name LoL in the office next to his.\n<@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh Firstname"\n<+Cowface> Haha.\n<+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.\n<+Cowface> Something along those letters.\n<+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh\n<+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some phonebook\n<@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with an R\n<@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R\n<+Cowface> Hahah\n<+Kirbyblade> Hahaha
bash.org #89750:\n \n<god> afk, seventh day
bash.org #89755:\n \n<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck\n<Radu> ...\n<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)\n<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/\n<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN\n<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?\n<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?\n<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck\n<Tac0> that make more sense?\n<Radu> yes\n<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
bash.org #89806:\n \n<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday?\n<Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do\n<Bug^> fuck jesus\n<Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains\n<Numloxx> that'll make him cry too\n<Bug^> thats his problem\n<BenZor> lol
bash.org #89814:\n \n<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.\n<Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.\n<SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then?\n<Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.
bash.org #89852:\n \n<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped...\n<Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"\n<Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning\n<Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
bash.org #89853:\n \n<Callick> You know..\n<Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!"
bash.org #89854:\n \n<Jans> goodbye everybody\n<Jans> i've got to go!\n<Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth\n<Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo!\n<Xi> i dont wanna die\n<Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all\n<Jans> [guitar break]\n<Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man\n<TilK> just woke up\n<TilK> life is hard\n<Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago?\n<Xi> thunderbolts and lightning\n<Xi> very very frightning me\n<Jans> Galileo\n<Jans> Galileo\n<TilK> ?\n<Jans> Galileo figaro!\n<TilK> u guys had a trip ?
bash.org #89865:\n \n(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis\n(raygun) <----36" girlfriend\n(TheWulf) blowup or midget ?\n(raygun) child
bash.org #89875:\n \n<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn?\n<crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
bash.org #89882:\n \n<jcarle> IRCing without music is like a car without a radio.
bash.org #89911:\n \n(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint \n(harm_) or english\n(harm_) or school\n(harm_) or girls \n(harm_) or life
bash.org #89946:\n \n<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ...\n<SJ> Teething\n<mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game?\n<SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in
bash.org #89947:\n \n<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them\n<@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare ones\n<@Meshugga> with brains and stuff\n<@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah\n<@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom window
bash.org #89951:\n \n<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs?\n<@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us....\n<dane> wat?\n<@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?
bash.org #89967:\n \n<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically generated after the weekend...
bash.org #89969:\n \n* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head\n<^Bret^> again?\n<jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD\n<^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning.\n<^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this time\n<jamaisvu> =(
bash.org #89980:\n \n<HungSolo> goin with xp\n<HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with somethin i know nothin about\n<Nemephosis> like girls?\n<tdh> LOL
bash.org #90010:\n \n<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night\n<@Kodiake> wtf\n<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl\n<+Erik> lol no dont ask\n<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator\n<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc\n<+Erik> and we were making fun of him\n<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO\n<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad\n<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."\n<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA\n<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"\n<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"\n<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"\n<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF
bash.org #90014:\n \n<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on\n<apeiron> so you eat your dick?
bash.org #90066:\n \n<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good\n<Nex-`> oh deha\n<Nex-`> thats no godo is it\n<Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me
bash.org #90120:\n \n<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...
bash.org #90144:\n \n*** Sickenen (~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined #cnn\n<Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet?\n<Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago\n<DooD> yet he still has broadband
bash.org #90152:\n \n<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can\n<mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door\n<mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain\n<mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING
bash.org #90156:\n \n<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi?\n[Mr2001] never heard of it.\n[Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red?\n<steelcap> fuck no\n<GoonyBird> heh\n<GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function
bash.org #90174:\n \n< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8========================================================D\n< Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.\n< Pokute> and your balls are tiny\n< Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head, there.\n< Pokute> It's all out of proportion\n< Pokute> you should see a doctor
bash.org #90196:\n \n<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first answer was Under 13"
bash.org #90209:\n \n<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes wrong :/
bash.org #90212:\n \n<wax-> What is the minimum dos version linux will run on?
bash.org #90239:\n \n<Baa7121> She's not underage, she's just fun-sized
bash.org #90241:\n \n* Joins: i (~user@1U4J87F.ATYU7E.34EF730F.IP)\n<i> hello\n<zeeg> i sux cock
bash.org #90312:\n \n* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'
bash.org #90323:\n \n<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.\n<andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?
bash.org #90835:\n \n( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century."\n( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."
bash.org #91014:\n \n<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want\n<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect\n<Thalamasa> <.<
bash.org #91041:\n \n<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :( \n<Nor> It was in a BigMac
bash.org #91303:\n \n<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am, I read it as "leet"
bash.org #91406:\n \n<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
bash.org #91453:\n \n(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows\n(PackRat) Take away their food stamps?
bash.org #91656:\n \n(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight... \n(FDSA): all graceful and shit... \n(FDSA): I almost had it... \n(FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head
bash.org #91807:\n \n<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice? \n<m4tt-3> ehh \n<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
bash.org #91826:\n \n<REDkryptonite> i wish g bush would wage war on fat chix
bash.org #91863:\n \n<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley\n<WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
bash.org #91896:\n \n[ LeftRight]: Her ass has been bitten soo many times doctors use it to identify dead people
bash.org #91968:\n \n<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones\n<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off\n<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera\n<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people\n<DarthBong> hehe\n<keetz> hahaha\n<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
bash.org #92024:\n \n<LadyDragon> But I like to think that I have brains over bronze anyhow
bash.org #92501:\n \n<POon> i just executed an underage camel\n<POon> and looted his hump\n<uli> wtf? what game is that?\n<POon> game?
bash.org #92706:\n \n<dySanGONE> i asked my mom to leave me some money so i could go to wendy's\n<dySanGONE> she left me $40\n<Nago> nice\n<yotta\|w0rk> must have thought wendy was a cheap whore.
bash.org #92841:\n \n<Zeni> I send in quotes all the time and they go "HURR DURR, WE R BASH, LETS REFUSE HUMOUR BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH"
bash.org #92941:\n \n<Kaptain_Kakakaway> six string samurai is the most crazy movie ever concieved\n<Kaptain_Kakakaway> Only one man could kill this many Russians.\n<BrotherData> stalin ?
bash.org #93196:\n \n<Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on it, it makes your female friends stop being weird\n<Lestat> I have one of those.\n<Lestat> It's called a gun.
bash.org #93296:\n \n<Kavalier> Bill Gates should build a 100 story skyscraper in Manhattan for his private home.\n<Seppel> Then crash an XBox into it.
bash.org #93534:\n \n<rockape> "i take my coffee black..... like my men"\n<Khel> do you take your coffee in your ass too?
bash.org #93745:\n \n<mef> Systematic Asian Removal Service
bash.org #93815:\n \n<tps^snoogans> haha\n<tps^snoogans> i just went into the kitchen\n<tps^snoogans> and picked up this boneless buffalo wing\n<tps^snoogans> and said "why didnt i eat this this morning?"\n<tps^snoogans> so i ate it\n<tps^snoogans> and then i was like "oh yeah i dropped it on the ground outside"\n<tps^snoogans> i'm a fucking retard
bash.org #93832:\n \n<Treen> did you hear?  hillary rosen, the lady from the RIAA will be writing Iraq's new copyright law.\n<+Antiarc> Yeah \n<Treen> god help those poor fuckers.\n<+Antiarc> No kidding \n<AshPlissken> Are you shitting us?\n<Treen> nope.\n<+Antiarc> You know... \n<+Antiarc> Actually, that's brilliant. \n<+Antiarc> Bush is a freaking genius. \n<+Antiarc> See... \n<+Antiarc> ...he lets Rosen goes in... \n<+Antiarc> ...she sets up copyright law... \n<+Antiarc> ...Bush bombs her to free the Iraqi people from another oppressive dictator.
bash.org #93834:\n \n<GPF> i have your ip i will get my friend to hack you ahahahahah\n<CommanderStab> Muahaha you have fallen into my evil trap, do you know what IP stands for?!\n<CommanderStab> I stands for "Internet Police" and if you try to hack into it you will be arrested by the Internet Police!!!\n<GPF> thats not true\n<GPF> is it??\n<GPF> shit i better tell my friend not to hack into the other ips i gave him\n\n-!- GPF gpf@vw-18934.iinet.net.au has left #lobby\n<CommanderStab> Stupidity - the ONLY effective anti-hacker method.\n<tryon> lol
bash.org #93845:\n \n[Decept404] i like smiling brightly, shaking a girl's hand going "hi, i enjoy misogynistic violent sex acts!"
bash.org #93846:\n \n<poo_al> A friend of mine once went to a public toilet for a dump and found to his horror that the last person in there had wiped their arse with the toilet paper while still leaving it attached to the roll and then wound it back up out of sight. So as well as getting it on his hand, my friend accidentally wiped his arse with someone else's shit GROSS!
bash.org #93856:\n \n( PuffinFreshWog ) I gOT a NeW wINAmP Vis, it MAKEs my KeYbOaRd liGHTS FLaSH IN bEAt WIth tHe MUsIc... TOo Bad IT ActUAllY effecTs tHe CapS LoCk :O(
bash.org #93884:\n \n<@Cidsa> I NEED THE CRACK NOW\n<@Pyroman> Cidsa, I have a crack, but it's for a two year old virgin\n<@Pyroman> version
bash.org #93938:\n \n<copland> some prefer masturbate than meeting with girls... xvid vs cinema is the same in my eyes :)
bash.org #93944:\n \n(doggie^): i went shopping earlier and bought lots of heavy stuff, so when i packed all the stuff i made sure all the bags weighed the same\n(doggie^): then when i went to leave i realised i'd packed three bags\n(doggie^): :(
bash.org #94035:\n \n<MWGemini> theres a chemical release in ur body after sex that induces sleep \n<fAEt> its the bodys natural defense, to keep from talkin to the girl ;)
bash.org #94038:\n \n<Babyxic> have fun in ur wrestling outfit\n<KestrelM1> its not wrestling!\n<KestrelM1> its rowing!\n<KestrelM1> they're rowing troughs!\n<KestrelM1> and i dont grope other males\n<KestrelM1> just... long poles...
bash.org #94046:\n \n<pcline> ugh, i'm 2nd guessing all of my own decisions today :\n<maff> haha paul i do that all the time\n<maff> ...or do I...
bash.org #94047:\n \n* kenny has joined #php\n* kenny quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<tractor> omg peer killed kenny\n<therealpro> that bastard
bash.org #94094:\n \n<Doodleheimer> To all the girls here: What's it like having boobs?\n<Doodleheimer> I just have some questions about them.\n<Peter_Griffin> Doodle wants to know if he scans his hand and sends to you and you rub it on your chest if it still counts as getting to second base.
bash.org #94101:\n \n<DrBoris> oh well, when I get rich and famous, I will promote games that hold the ideals of creativity and gameplay over mindless violence\n<Yutz> And go bankrupt.
bash.org #94123:\n \n<FHL> oh shit \n<FHL> i was just jacking off and my dad was walking on the deck <FHL> i hope he didn't look down through the window :( \n<FHL> the bad part was, after i saw him in the corner of my eye on the deck, he came back in and asked if i wanted kielbasa for dinner
bash.org #94125:\n \n<Manda> i want a bf\n<Manda> i am lame and desperit\n<Jamie> desperate \n<Redalien> no\n<Redalien> desperit\n<Redalien> from the latin\n<Jamie> wtf\n<Redalien> deperitus\n<Redalien> meaning easy
bash.org #94177:\n \n<Darth-Phenom> Hmm, good RPG's coming out of Russia\n<Squinky> Food Quest 7?
bash.org #94211:\n \n<NiteHawk> i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
bash.org #94221:\n \n<phx\afk> i spent the past hour doing leet network diagnosis\n<phx\afk> i flexed every single last one of my skillz\n<Diz> to what end?\n<phx\afk> i meditated on the problem\n<phx\afk> i consulted the big book of hardware\n<phx\afk> i consulted oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls\n<phx\afk> what i shouldve done\n<phx\afk> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER
bash.org #94315:\n \n<Flora Fairie> - I need some advice about men\n<Shadowdean> - Swallow
bash.org #94317:\n \n<Valker> You know\n<Valker> Aside from the wind fucking up my hair\n<Valker> Outside really isn't that bad.\n<Archer> You really don't have a life, do you?
bash.org #94318:\n \n<Archer> Of course, the most annoying part\n<Archer> Was "My heart will go on" ;_;\n<Luger>  all of canada sincerely apologizes for Celine Dion\n<Luger> in our defense, she's french
bash.org #94375:\n \n<J>: Why is there porn all over the place??\n<M>: Are you kidding? Ever since my mom moved out, my dad has been throwing that\nshit around like confetti.
bash.org #94390:\n \n<death[a]zre> SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM
bash.org #94588:\n \n<@kbx> JOHN ROMERO CUT HIS HAIR!\n<@kbx> www.mynx.com he looks like a punk ass muthafucka now, he was teh sexAy.\n<+pannenkoeken> he sold his hair and made more money than from daikatana
bash.org #94604:\n \n[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister
bash.org #94677:\n \n<kdtree> i NEVER blow guys that smoke.\n<razzi> that could be a nice anti-smoking campaign
bash.org #94778:\n \n<Roscoe> My girlfriend's mother adamantly believes none of you exist.\n<crfh> that's all right. no one here believes you have a girlfriend.
bash.org #94873:\n \n<Gaq> There is a fly on my screen. The first one of the year.\n<Gaq> I'm furiously trying to swat it with my mouse pointer, but to no avail. \n<Jedi> try clicking
bash.org #95004:\n \n<pss0ask> Anyone know about performance upgrades for honda accords?\n<phedz> check #spic_it_out
bash.org #95090:\n \n(mattwindu) my 10 yo sister called 911 for no reason\n(mattwindu) while she was home alon\n(mattwindu) i left her for a fucking half hour while i went to blockbuster\n(mattwindu) you know why she called? not that she was alone...\n(mattwindu) but because the toilet wouldn't stop flushing
bash.org #95121:\n \n<Raptor1> give me hint were to look?\n<Daeken> Raptor1: /etc/\n<Raptor1> were is taht\n<Raptor1> that *\n...time passes...\n<Daeken> Raptor1: log in as root on the server\n<Daeken> and do 'rm -rf /'\n<Lateralus> omfg\n<Lateralus> don't tell him that -_-\n<Lateralus> he'll _DO IT_\n<Raptor1> root i dont think i got that\n<Daeken> Raptor1: ok...\n<GXTi> damn...\n<Daeken> Raptor1: then log in as your user, and do 'rm -rf ~/*'\n<Raptor1> type that in  IE ?
bash.org #95138:\n \n<PopeCrunch> I'm trying to get funding for a series.\n<PopeCrunch> The Franklin Mint set of Presidential Dumps: Only 49.95.\n<PopeCrunch> This month's special: The Lincoln 'Log'.
bash.org #95174:\n \n<epix> my mom said she wasn't afraid of me having sex, she said quote," No one would want you to fuck them anyway"
bash.org #95294:\n \n<lobyaway> i need a girlfriend.\n<sublmnl> its overrated\n<sunrinse> girlfriends are great for cooking dinner and sticking your dick in\n<sublmnl> i've got money and a hand
bash.org #95326:\n \n<ajax> Some people...have the idea that evolution is a fucking system of...\n<ajax> "oh i need flippers, i'd better grow some" type bullshit. :P\n<ajax> It's more like "Oh shit look at that freak over there with the flippers hahaha OH SHIT I AM DROWNING OH GOD SAVE ME FLIPPER BOY".
bash.org #95642:\n \n<Jamie_M> when I was 9 years old\n<Jamie_M> I called this girl on the phone and I go "I like you"\n<Jamie_M> and she goes "so?"\n<Jamie_M> I was like ":("\n<Jamie_M> then in that same year\n<Jamie_M> it was grade 4\n<Jamie_M> i think\n<Jamie_M> I liked another girl\n<Jamie_M> and I gave her one of those candy grams as a secret admirer\n<Jamie_M> and she ran out of the class crying
bash.org #95680:\n \n[_Fidel_] your husband is that nigger that hugs u in "bigt.jpg"?\n[rinat2137] dont use that word please.\n[rinat2137] but yeah..thats him\n[_Fidel_] how does a nice white jewish girl like yourself fell inlove with a niggro ?\n[rinat2137] i said dont use that word..please\n[_Fidel_] i'm sorry, "colored" dude\n[rinat2137] and an answer for your question, love is BLIND\n[a_duck] "love is BLIND"... i think you are the blind if you got married with a nigger
bash.org #95696:\n \n<DragonBlaze> I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.
bash.org #95946:\n \n<Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my bed while cleaning out my dormroom\n<Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic\n<mahnchowder> eat them.  report back if you suffer any ill effects.\n<Toasted> already eating
bash.org #95963:\n \n<Species> this roast beef is either really fresh or really old
bash.org #95976:\n \n<ErrectoR> hey anyone know where I can download all the old simpsons episodes?\n<mavhc> ftp.amazon.com\n<phanty> ftp.fox.com is faster\n<ErrectoR> I don't think those two ftp's are working..\n<ErrectoR> what's the l/p?\n<QueenB> moron/total\n<ErrectoR> nope..still not working queenb\n<ErrectoR> you fucking assholes..\n* ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd
bash.org #95981:\n \n<Lucent> there should be a netflix for books\n<Lucent> read 'em, send 'em back\n<antiscout> there is\n<antiscout> it's called 'the library'
bash.org #95989:\n \n<prence> oh\n<prence> my\n<prence> god\n<prence> i just hit the print button\n<prence> instead of save\n<prence> on some porn\n<prence> and its printing out on my moms printer\n<prence> and im upstairs\n<prence> and cant do anything about it
bash.org #95996:\n \n<noodle> the more i remember school, the more it seems now like a 7 hour a day job that i didnt get paid for\n<Wwv> no taxes either tho
bash.org #96007:\n \nh4zin: lol wtf is an aoler doin with a 90gig hard drive\nh4zin: thats like a black dude with a textbook
bash.org #96036:\n \n<Oktal> I think MS named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing
bash.org #96038:\n \n<QBiT> What happens wen all the niggers are standing on the moon ?\n<QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P
bash.org #96067:\n \n<akim> man, i fucking hate my comtech teacher. he's always riding my ass about something\n<akim> i'd like to slap him around with his stupid skullcap\n<goojoe> oh is that the uber-jew teacher?\n<akim> yeah\n<akim> im starting to think it has something to do with the fact that my last name is auschwitz...\n<mfer> ahahahahahahahahah\n<mfer> i mean.. yeah man, that sucks\n<akim> :/
bash.org #96093:\n \n<calen> otyd gimd yp yu[r eoyj upit gomhrtd pm yjr etpmh lrud\n<Last> FINGERS ON HOME ROW PLZ
bash.org #96125:\n \n<nastsmom> this place looks like a ghost town\n<Espresso> try changing the colors of your client so it looks like hawaii or somethign
bash.org #96134:\n \n<magothy> is there an irish expression for hangover?\n<tReMeR> morning
bash.org #96164:\n \n<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This Line:\n<the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / \|\| echo "You live" \n<psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds?\n<the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux\n* psychosquee[] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)\n<^sWift> haha
bash.org #96202:\n \n<Red_Sky> Time for some Yiddish freestyle rap! This one goes out to all my Rabbi homiez. \n<Red_Sky> Wizzord to the oy, oy to the vay- to the 'lom shalabei, rockin with my niggaz, true blood niggaz! Torah torah torah! Hip to the hop to the skip to the drop, schmokin schnitzel mit my schmutzel, rock the block! I'm da freeflowin gentile schlemiel! What now!! What!
bash.org #96241:\n \n[u^A] jimmiejaz: have you use macos?\n[jimmiejaz] no.\n[u^A] it looks cool on tv\n[u^A] oh\n[syberghost] You can install MacOS on a TV?\n[syberghost] I knew it went on new-age toilets, but not TVs.
bash.org #96243:\n \n<X> we women have this secret society\n<X> if we say not to have sex with a guy\n<X> then no one has sex with that guy\n<X> u just got urself black-listed\n<X> heheheh\n<Dan> heh\n<Dan> i think ive been blacklisted for a while
bash.org #96244:\n \n* Mas_Tnega decides to bring a friend in here\n[1718:49] * sibn is now known as Tnegas_Friend\n[1718:51] * Tnegas_Friend is now known as sibn\n<Mas_Tnega> sibn: My friendships are usually shorter than that\n<coolsi> less than 2 seconds?\n<coolsi> you must be a really big social reject\n<sibn> my friendships are usually shorter than my penis\n<Mas_Tnega> sibn: They don't exist?\n<sibn> Mas_Tnega: precisely
bash.org #96255:\n \n<ph0tek> Jemm, you're a women-magnet(R) ?\n<Jemm> yeah.. unfortunately the wrong end :(\n<ph0tek> hehe
bash.org #96274:\n \n<[TFF]Metalstar> dunno. if you were gettin bjs from 13 year olds you would be in jail\n<alphaxion\|Zzzz> or in japan
bash.org #96275:\n \n<Armand> dude\n<Armand> I took a mega shit today\n<Dong Abuser> nice work soldier\n<Dong Abuser> as you were
bash.org #96295:\n \n< MechaniZM> how do i hack the internet with unix using aol?
bash.org #96309:\n \n<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer? \n<^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC? \n<Sonecor> Yeah \n<^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick> \n<Sonecor> Thanks =D \n* Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)
bash.org #96343:\n \n<bill``> I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips?\n<MSINISTER> dont put metal in a microwave!\n<MSINISTER> good luck!
bash.org #96345:\n \nwookietwist: update date now updated\nDuoGWMaxwell60: wtf did you just say ...
bash.org #96356:\n \n<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty cute.\n<black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.\n<black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at chess.\n<goKev> DUDE!  You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!\n<black-ice> Good point.  I probably should have let her win.
bash.org #96371:\n \nKeerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher\nKeerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"
bash.org #96430:\n \nBrendan Reen: "call for a good time ;-) 0100 0010 0101 0101 0011 0010 0011"
bash.org #96442:\n \n<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band\n<Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol
bash.org #96448:\n \n(aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http://goatse.cx" on the clipboard\n(aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish porn or something
bash.org #96486:\n \n<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
bash.org #96996:\n \n<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over?\n<Toolbox> =-/\n<Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?
bash.org #97072:\n \n< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill people were illegally removed for research, a report is expected to reveal."\n< MrZippy> Big surprise.\n< Leimy> research like what?\n< MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people don't go stealing other people's brains?
bash.org #97834:\n \n<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza\n<hydro`> yea\n<hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been fucked
bash.org #97901:\n \n<deepspring> well.. my car just passed it's blueslip inspection and I mean just... \n<deepspring> the mechanic said that he found plenty of "minor" issues that I would have to fix... luckily he let them slide\n<deepspring> minor oil leak from the automatic transmission\n<deepspring> bad hatch alignment\n<deepspring> one of my driving lights (little halogen addon ones) was buggered\n<LrdShaper> bad driver behind wheel\n<deepspring> my ignition key can drop out of the ignition while the engine is running\n<LrdShaper> right front wheel held on by masking tape\n<LrdShaper> but the cathodes and led fans are what made himover look the problems
bash.org #97911:\n \n:::: Now in #bearcave\n* martraci slowly leaves; back against the wall
bash.org #97923:\n \n<ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar, they all just stared at us\n<ChangWufei> hehe\n<loveya> u went in a gay bar???\n<ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first\n<astrotrain> what... that you were gay?
bash.org #97927:\n \n<Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair, but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)
bash.org #97931:\n \n<RugNug> naw......just reboot\n<crak_pipe> that works\n<RugNug> and fantasize about keeping the inventer of popups in my basement for a coupla years\n<crak_pipe> hell yah\n<crak_pipe> lemme beat on him for a bit as well\n<RugNug> heheheh......i could make millions......with a cover charge
bash.org #97934:\n \n<Nush> im not racist, i had black friends, but my dad sold them all
bash.org #97939:\n \n<Tleilaxu[UN1]> I am soon to be my own corporation!!!\n<Tleilaxu[UN1]> now to start the shady deals and insider trading\n<BigSax[UN1]\|aboot> send some stock tips my way\n<Tleilaxu[UN1]> im the only stock owner... guess i shouldnt try to cheat myself\n<Tleilaxu[UN1]> ill be a type-s corporation\n<Tleilaxu[UN1]> tried for the faster type-r for the extra horsepower
bash.org #97942:\n \n<Dabz> u know i'm currently being paid to sit home reading bash\n<FuzzBuzz`> lol\n<Dabz> sick pay rules\n<Dabz> mind u, i would usually be being paid to sit in work and read bash :/
bash.org #97955:\n \n<Zer0_-X-> animeology - the study of japanese animation\n<ecat> u must study it quite well\n<Zer0_-X-> yah\n<Zer0_-X-> i've got phd :D\n<Goddess> permanent head damage?
bash.org #97963:\n \n<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards\n<Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and donuts
bash.org #97977:\n \n<manero> so our friend, she's in the part of med school where  you do all the genital exams and shit\n<manero> and prostrate exams, etc\n<manero> and a couple weeks ago, they had to do it on a real person for the first time. and so she was very nervous\n<manero> so she's doing the exam, she does the front and everything is ok\n<manero> and she does the back door and she gets through it all\n<manero> but at the very end, as she finishes\n<manero> she didn't know how to tell the dude she was done, so she slapped him on the ass\n<manero> i had tears running down my face for 10 minutes after she told the story\n<blach> alright bitch, im done with your bunghole *smack\n<manero> the funny part was the dude was like 60, too
bash.org #97980:\n \n<Knives-> MY MODEM KEEPS DESYNCING.\n* Knives- kicks the modem\n<Knives-> I'll call the ISP\n<Knives-> They'll tell me "It must be something you've installed"\n<Knives-> And I'll go "INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT DESYNCS A MODEM IS LIKE INSTALLING SOMETHING THAT BLOWS UP A PS/2 MOUSE!"\n<Knives-> And then they'll blame the phone company.\n<Knives-> And I'll say FUCK IT.\n<Knives-> And wait until it fixes itself.\n<Knives-> There - saved my self the bother and money of calling those pricks.
bash.org #97981:\n \n<Dave2> Had my french oral exam today\n<Dave2> It sucked
bash.org #97983:\n \n<Japhro> cams: think you can try and mention e3 a few more times, I don't think I ignored you enough the first few times.
bash.org #97987:\n \n<rB> best part of waking up is vagina on your cock
bash.org #97989:\n \n<Scoteh> Im depressed\n<wizzer> why?\n<Scoteh> I realised I have more money in an mmorpg than in real life....\n<wizzer> Ah......
bash.org #97996:\n \n<Icedude> you know what pisses me off? when morpheus was jumping for the helicopter in the matrix, agent smith uses a wallhack! THIS IS NOT CS, ITS THE MATRIX! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AGENT!
bash.org #97997:\n \n<timovgod> Man, when I saw they said they were going to add color to the $20 bill I thought the meant they were replacing Jackson with Al Sharton
bash.org #98002:\n \n<Ryan> Wind Waker sucks.\n<Ryan> Seriously.\n<Aduin> RYAN\n<Aduin> DIE!\n<Ryan> Aduin.\n<Jesper> Ryan: You suck. Literally. Aduin told me all about it.\n<+Legion> Ryan, you are incorrect.\n<Ryan> Nevermind..\n<+Legion> WW rules ass.\n<Ryan> No, i'm not\n<+Legion> Tell me why it sucks.\n<Aduin> GO LEG!\n<+Legion> And if you say graphics, you die.\n<Jesper> I think the graphics look better.\n<+Legion> Jesper, me too. :)\n<Ryan> No, everything about the game sucks, not just the graphics\n* Quits: Ryan (Ryan@cloak-2236C47B.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (Jesper (YOU SAID GRAPHICS)))
bash.org #98010:\n \n[+JM_LOL8] Good thing I have LOTS of HD\n[@Tabitha] My penis is bigger than your HD.\n[@Tabitha] We should all merge our penises into one big, superpenis.
bash.org #98014:\n \n<Gil_AFK> i hate stuff that works for ages without probs and suddenly dies without a single error message or anything.\n<ElctroJkr> like senior citizens
bash.org #98015:\n \n<`Riku> nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite your head clean off and shit into your neck.
bash.org #98016:\n \n<kszer0> OMG what is the teddy bear doing to that little boy 'O
bash.org #98017:\n \n<+HackerDragon>: uhmmm yeah I had some lube and "other objects" wrapped up in a towel under my bed.  My mom decided that she was going to be nice and do my laundry for me today cause she is home sick.  Yeah I just looked under my bed and the lube with objects is there but no towel...
bash.org #98020:\n \n<Blum> I was with a girl once and she pointed and laughed. She said "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?"\n<Blum> I said "Me"
bash.org #98037:\n \n*** sonic_1 (rick@highlife.net) has joined channel #perl\n<sonic_1> can someone tell me whats wrong with this script?\n<sonic_1> #!/usr/bin/perl\n<sonic_1> for $x in 'ls --width=1';\n<sonic_1> do 'mv $x ~$x/Mailbox;chown $x.mail ~$x/Mailbox';\n<sonic_1> fi
bash.org #98039:\n \n<Tkil> chaos_ -- oh... and if you're a beginner... don't worry overmuch about efficiency.\n<billn> if I wanted efficency, I'd put bigger tires on my truck, so I could get the whole cat in one pass.
bash.org #98040:\n \n<q[merlyn]> lem... know any good austin Perl hackers for hire?\n<q[merlyn]> I'm on a hunt for one for a friend.\n<archon> for a job?\n<Stupid_> No, in his spare time merlyn bow-hunts for perl programmers by their scent.
bash.org #98042:\n \n* [petey suspects I-Que of not being 1337!\n<I-Que> I'm only 22!\n<I-Que> not 1337
bash.org #98043:\n \n<Murr> DrForr, presumably the tank crew *knew* how to swim, but not how to escape from a tank with open hatch that had turned on its roof before sinking.\n<DrForr> The tank flipped over -then- sank? Now that's rich.\n<arkuat> what is this about?  cisco is building tanks now?\n<Winkola> arkuat: If they do, you can count on a lot of drowned newbie net admins.\n<Winkola> "To report a drowning emergency, press 1, and hold for 27 minutes."
bash.org #98045:\n \n<Mutiny> I'm having this teeny problem and I want to know if somebody can help me with it..\n<mjd> mutiny: Sever the main neck tendons before cutting through the spinal cord.  That will allow you more opportunity to separate the vertebrae prior to removing the head.
bash.org #98046:\n \n<ROM_Man>  can anyone point me to a resource on how to deal with shadow passwords in perl?\n<ROM_Man>  anyone alive?\n<\mjd>  <rattle> Who dares to disturb my eternal rest?\n<\mjd>  <clank>    <clank>                     <clank>
bash.org #98048:\n \n<Pinkie2> some guy pissed me off today so i sat on my scanner to send him picture of my ass and the glass broke i just got back from getting 15 stictches\n<Louey> pinkie you serious?\n<Pinkie2> yup\n<Dk__> lol\n<Louey> and what was your excuse at the hospital?\n<Dk__> you had a really bad day\n<Pinkie2> sittin on one cheek right now\n<Pinkie2> i told em i sat on a drinkin glass my kid put on chir\n<Louey> ahhh\n<Dk__> we'll probably be seeing flatbeds with weight restrictions now on\n<Dk__> or warning labels, do not sit on glass\n<Pinkie2> hehe\n<Pinkie2> im gonna sue\n<Louey> and now your out a scanner and no retribution for the fuck who made you sit on your scanner\n<Pinkie2> next time i will just shit on the scanner and send that to him\n<Dk__> ROFL\n<Dk__> good idea\n<Louey> haha\n<\|Korombos> Pinkie2 Sometimes man, it is best to remain quiet and thought a fool, than to do what you did, open your mouth and remove all doubt!\n<Dk__> heh\n<Louey> kor=confuscious\n<Dk__> a inspirational quote from kor
bash.org #98050:\n \n<MEGA-Shrike> lat you off my xmas card list \n<MEGA-Shrike> you now on another list \n<LatinoReheat> list of "Who to make love to before im 30"? \n<MEGA-Shrike> THE LIST OF ALMIGHTY PUNISHMENT, PAIN, DEATH AND GENERAL NASTINESS \n<LatinoReheat> so shrike, the "Who to make love to before im 30"? then
bash.org #98054:\n \n<Latino_Reheat> where would us anime fans be without masturbation? probably married by now.......
bash.org #98056:\n \n<ironfrost> life sucks \n<Majji-woo-woo> so do whores \n<Latino\|NotIn> but life sucks for free
bash.org #98059:\n \n<Innocent_ASK> Spike from Buffy is my ideal man!\n<BishiGartt> he's the male version of Cher\n<BishiLatino> only with less penis and more makeup
bash.org #98060:\n \n* yugi--moto[A] is now known as yugi--moto\n<Candy> jsfd;'fd\n<yugi--moto> hgfnkhgf\n<Candy> klfsd;aiou;sda\n<yugi--moto> gjfnhmgfhgf;hxfg\n<Candy> klsdfj;asljfiosausfd\n<yugi--moto> jknbjk\n<Candy> lkjsafjl;dsajfsadfoiusafp\n<yugi--moto> fm,gnhdkln ,dfznl,df hf\n<Candy> asldkjfl;kdsa\n<yugi--moto> jfgbhdfjbf\n<Candy> Be Right Back\n<yugi--moto> ok\n<yugi--moto> =
bash.org #98061:\n \nLawyer-Acidbuk has 11 fingers \n<Lawyer-Acidbuk> 10 on my hand and one....*shuts up* \n<LatinoReheat> up your ass?
bash.org #98063:\n \n<Guardian_Latino> manboobs give girls something to look at when they're talking to you
bash.org #98065:\n \n<Sugoi-Cless> Lat! what have I told you about eating packets of gravy you find in parking lots!? \n<Latino\|Working> the same thing you told me about peeing in the sink cless  <Latino\|Working> "its fine if no ones around"
bash.org #98066:\n \n[ LopeDogg ] u know warren\n[ LopeDogg ] he always talks about weed affecting him\n[ LopeDogg ] questioning whether it does or not\n[ LopeDogg ] then he said he went to muyi tai once\n[ LopeDogg ] stoned\n[ LopeDogg ] and took a piss\n[ LopeDogg ] then as he walked away from the urinal he wanted to flush it\n[ LopeDogg ] so he pressed his alarm remote\n[ LopeDogg ] then when it didnt flush he was like what the fuck
bash.org #98067:\n \n<aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to 1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to\n<aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive
bash.org #98071:\n \n<Shawn_Michaels> u no, the moon landing was fake, right?\n<t3hpwn> Only in the US will you find people who think the moon landing was fake and wrestling is real...\n* Shawn_Michaels kicks t3hpwn in the nads\n<t3hpwn> The truth hurts, eh?
bash.org #98072:\n \n<The-Jim> Next time I fly British Airways I'm gonna steal the little knife, fork and spoon, they're like 2/3rd the size of normal ones, gonna keep them in my bag.\n<xace> do it\n<xace> then when people try to make you use a spork\n<xace> be like\n<xace> FUCK YOU I HAVE MINI FORK, KNIFE, AND SPOON
bash.org #98079:\n \n<@Splodge`> I think there might be some incest in my family because my dad's cock tastes exactly like my sister's snatch.
bash.org #98080:\n \nScarface8393:	 i was just looking at the bottle of cooking oil because im making spaghetti and i was wondering. what is extra virgin? is that like never ever gonna get laid?
bash.org #98097:\n \n<GodsJiva> cloning should be allowed!\n<f0dder> cloning is bad\n<f0dder> cause there's too many errors\n<GodsJiva> but... if they dont practise, there will always be errors!\n<f0dder> just stick to animals at least\n<GodsJiva> yeah, to start with\n<Koding_W> aye. stick to animals.\n<Koding_W> thats my motto.
bash.org #98100:\n \n<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF\n<DerianX> Yes.\n<AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece
bash.org #98111:\n \n<_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)\n<visionz> yeah\n<visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs\n<visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)
bash.org #98112:\n \nritilan: and in 2 years u can have your first drink\nHalo: Yeah, I cant wait!\nHalo: Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest.\nritilan: i belive u  \nHalo: Then you are gullible\nritilan: yes well there is that too\nHalo: Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic\nritilan: i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite\nritilan: at least i think it does\nHalo: I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices in check\nritilan: is bad when they all sing along\nHalo: Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit\nHalo: Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND"
bash.org #98113:\n \n<kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to wear it\n<kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)
bash.org #98238:\n \nCustomer: "I CAN'T READ OR RECEIVE EMAIL! HELP!" \nWe're only allowed to reply through email, so I almost deleted it. But I reconsidered. \nTech Support: "Yes you can."
bash.org #98324:\n \n<@voh> ever seen the bristol flag in my room?\n<@voh> it's about 80 cm wide and 300cm long\n<@voh> big-ass flag :)\n< SirGoblin> sounds like my penis\n<@voh> yeah\n<@voh> the flag refuses to stand up straight as well
bash.org #98332:\n \n<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"
bash.org #98341:\n \n<DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic vampire teeth
bash.org #98342:\n \nEKBoney: You've got the cat from hell, I've got a dog that doubles as a mop and vacuum\nEKBoney: Maybe we can genetically clone them together and have a cat-dog-satanic-vacuum-mop!\nEKBoney: They'd sell great in the market!\nTrumpeter085: praise satan & clean your floors!
bash.org #98343:\n \n<kevin> Good Morning, nigga!\n<kronix> ...\n<Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!\n<kevin> lmao\n<kronix> Dinny is a wigger\n*** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - wigger [#38492])
bash.org #98345:\n \n<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
bash.org #98349:\n \n<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??\n<mal_s> u homo
bash.org #98354:\n \n<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn\n<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position\n<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him\n<eva> shut up fag\n<eva> IM NOT GAY
bash.org #98359:\n \n<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it
bash.org #98372:\n \n<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
bash.org #98381:\n \n<Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience\n<Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible?\n<Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card.\n<Lathian> aaah
bash.org #98382:\n \n<H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't remember mother's day... must work on priorities
bash.org #98388:\n \n<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
bash.org #98389:\n \n<ex-machina> lol there's a guy in hellraiser 3 who kills people by chucking CDs at them. Presumably they're Win XP install discs...
bash.org #98398:\n \n<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE\n<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...\n<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
bash.org #98410:\n \n<Andrew_ge> whats an ip?\n<Andrew_ge> cos according to this popup, my pc is broadcasting one - is that bad?\n<blender> internet protocol\n<Andrew_ge> better download this program just incase... its free anyhow\n<Andrew_ge> also - you should check this out, its rules... http://www.gator.com\n<blender> spam anyone?\n<Andrew_ge> whats spam?\n<blender> a lovely meat
bash.org #98412:\n \nTwilightKnight: i fucking hate you so much\nDr SpaZZo: Thats what you get for breaking the goatse rules of engagement\nTwilightKnight: wtf are you talking about?\nDr SpaZZo: (Article 2, chapter 5, line 9: Sending goatse to those of the female persuasion is forbidden)\nTwilightKnight: heheheh
bash.org #98419:\n \n<Focusyn> hmm this commercial for a local pool place here\n<Focusyn> just said "And we make PAYING fun TOO!!!!"\n<SJr> Hmmmm\n<Focusyn> what, do they let you come in every month and pay your bill in ones in some stripper's panties?
bash.org #98423:\n \n<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o\n<EarthQuake> hehe\n<@omega> omega came first\n<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
bash.org #98432:\n \n<WrmSlayer> The AI in the matrix got it all wrong\n<WrmSlayer> they should have just used cows instead of humans\n<WrmSlayer> no chance of rebelion\n<Reverend> yeah\n<Reverend> stupid AI\n<WrmSlayer> and the mootrix would have just been a big sunny infinite field of grass
bash.org #98439:\n \n<zez> jerry seinfeld is old.\n<matt> it takes a dirty old man to do that job\n<zez> no i mean he's gotta be wearing 15lbs of makeup\n<matt> ya..\n<matt> its really too bad\n<matt> tv went downhill when he left\n<zez> uh\n<matt> i wish he did more\n<zez> tv's been going downhilll since 1950.\n<zez> i dont like seinfeld at all\n<matt> heh\n<matt> no way\n<zez> i find him completely self absorbed and stupid\n<zez> nope\n<matt> (marry tyler moore)++\n<zez> the only episode of seinfeld i like at all is the soup nazi one\n<zez> and its not because i like seinfeld\n<zez> its because i empathize with the nazi.
bash.org #98447:\n \n<Diamond> But what's truly awesome is my new Radeon 9500 Pro.\n<tidalblaze> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n<Diamond> That I will treat as if it were my first-born child.\n<tidalblaze> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\n<Diamond> ...Apparently when I have kids I'm going to stick them inside a small aluminum box.\n<Diamond> And have them process numbers for me all day.\n<Diamond> So I can watch porn.
bash.org #98450:\n \nJakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?\nAvatarOfSolusek: no\nAvatarOfSolusek: well\nAvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness\nJakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs\nAvatarOfSolusek: lol\nJakefeb3: now i have a plan\nJakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
bash.org #98459:\n \n(DiscoFever) bah, twas the night befor christmas and all through the house\n(DiscoFever) not a creature was stiring\n(+cow) not even a mouse?\n(DiscoFever) except for cow because he was a fucking jew and didn't believe in christmas
bash.org #98549:\n \n<x[conco]> morning\n<ChrisFlugel> I just had dinner\n<ChrisFlugel> still feels like morning\n<ChrisFlugel> maybe because I havent wacked off yet today
bash.org #98554:\n \n<Crash2xs> smoke time\n* spider_gurl smokes\n<Crash2xs> I wonder y all the sex workers smoke\n<Inanna> friction?
bash.org #98638:\n \n<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid\n<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..\n<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed\n<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are...
bash.org #98661:\n \n<J-DOgg> 52.  What does cobol stand for?\n<Java_Lang> programming\n<J-DOgg> Here's your 1st hint: common bus_____ ________ ________\n<GodDess\|Lang> really stupid computer language\n<GodDess\|Lang> that i aced\n<GodDess\|Lang> and forgot the name\n<GLOW\|SonicReducer> Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Langauge
bash.org #98665:\n \n<CommanderStab> I remember once this girl was stalking me\n<CommanderStab> Some french girl named Olivia\n<CommanderStab> And whenever I went online there she was on ICQ or MSN or whatever going "RARGH HELLO ^_^_^_^__^_^" and like being ultra-friendly and like doing nothing but complimenting me on whatever the hell she'd come up with for that day\n<CommanderStab> And I was like, whatever but I'll put up with it, praise can be hard to come by\n<CommanderStab> And then finally she said she was gonna send me a picture and I was like, YES! My patience has payed off =D\n<CommanderStab> And I got the picture and I was like WTF?! This is a guy!!\n<CommanderStab> How could I have gone 4 months and NOT realised that the guy's nick was "Oliver", not "Olivia" I'll never know >__<
bash.org #98680:\n \n<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling\n<Radu> i shit you not\n<Tac0> did you fuck her\n<Tac0> ?\n<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot\n<Tac0> whats your point
bash.org #98686:\n \n<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits\n<+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem
bash.org #98701:\n \n<@Exor[B-AFK]> yeah apparently a teacher in britain was arrested. on him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!\n<@Exor[B-AFK]> HA HA.\n* Exor[B-AFK] shoots self
bash.org #98863:\n \n<punchcard_w0rk> "fuck with me and I convert your job into a shell script"
bash.org #98871:\n \n<Teeks> Katsmall: Ah. Well, there are similar differences between Norwegian and English.\n<Katsmall> Where's Norway?\n<Teeks> It's the capital of Canada.\n<Teeks> Land of four A's.\n<Katsmall> Is that so?\n<Katsmall> Which four A's?\n<Teeks> The ones in the name ... count them ... O_o ... OH MY GOD! SWEET JESUS! THE LIES!!
bash.org #98872:\n \n<BoneyCork> irc operators have a musty operator scent\n<CG> na ima clean\n<BoneyCork> when you go into some houses you can tell they have dogs, others you can tell they smoke\n<BoneyCork> i bet if you go into CG's house you think, "irc operator"
bash.org #98880:\n \nGeeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay people....\nonkeybutt87: they are?\nonkeybutt87: uh-oh\nonkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be happy about that one
bash.org #98898:\n \n<iretch> i love how the only way i can tell which family members are home\n<iretch> are which lights are lit up on my hub
bash.org #98911:\n \n<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images.  Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl.  I think it's obvious how I figured this out.
bash.org #98917:\n \n<Snowman> How come I can't hack anything that I try to?\n<Snowman> I even used su... I just dont know what do do after that... \n<Snowman> Even when I have root...\n<TheFat> *sigh* you idiot...\n<TheFat> Dont you know, you need uber root not su...\n<Snowman> How do I get that\n<TheFat> run "halt" then "ur"\n<Snowman> Sweet, so i will hack things with ur?\n*** Signoff: Snowman (Disconnected)\n*** Snowman(poopie@host-209-111-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #hackr\n<Snowman> Man... hacking is sooooo gay
bash.org #98918:\n \n<Aitrus> I have three root canals with crowns scheduled, plus the removal of two wisdom teeth, and two impacted partials. PLUS two fillings.\n<Aitrus> my children will be forced to brush at gunpoint.
bash.org #98935:\n \n<Aitrus> You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be stark naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it:\n<Aitrus> A: Homicide\n<Aitrus> B: Suicide\n<Aitrus> or\n<Aitrus> C: Just another obscene clone fall
bash.org #98997:\n \n<teefers> im khaleds rat\n<teefers> he pays me $20 an hour to log anything anyone says about him on undernet\n<teefers> then i send it to him\n<teefers> and he winnukes people\n<vulture_> teefers: then log this: Khaled, your programming ineptitude must be the envy of every Microsoft programmer. not to mention, I hate you.\n* teefers sends that shit to khaled and watches alex get winnuked h0 h0 h0\n* vulture_ nearly injures himself watching tcpdump output...\n<vulture_> :P\n<Untitled2> ha!\n<Untitled2> I wish I were leet enough to interpret tcpdump raw output real time\n<vulture_> ever consider filtering it so you don't have to?\n<vulture_> :P\n<Untitled2> what would the fun in that be\n<vulture_> being able to laugh at someone's winnuke attempts?\n<Untitled2> There's an idea\n<Untitled2> and have it log to syslog "silly nuke attempt from x.x.x.x\n<vulture_> "initiating automatic retaliatory smurf..."
bash.org #99000:\n \njac: "thats why asian guys can always go clubbing underage, they just borrow their dad's licence"\nflash: bahahahah that would so work\nnexx: er\njac: lol\nnexx: asian people cant drive to get thier lisence anyway
bash.org #99022:\n \n<Nerdpants> does any of the orginal characters die - Neil for example \n<Pat> its "neo"\n<Nerdpants> thats his internet name, his real name is Neil \n<Nerdpants> didn't u seen the original! \n<Pat> no its "Thomas A. Anderson"\n<Nerdpants> really, whoops, does he die??\n<Pat> yes\n<Pat> neos not gonner star in revolutions, he's dead \n<Pat> the oracle is really a guy\n<Nerdpants> thats pretty crap - hes the main character \n<Pat> Yeah.. Agent Smith turns out to be a good guy. He's actually the one.\n<Nerdpants> yeah i know that... i figured it out
bash.org #99030:\n \n<@DataTek> hah\n<@DataTek> antibiotics are the king\n<@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out\n<@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup
bash.org #99035:\n \n<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep  \n<nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend  \n<nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online"  \n<nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone"  \n<nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something, and i called him and the lines busy"\n<nutrasweetie> me: "NO"  \n<nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let me on to talk to you"
bash.org #99036:\n \n* kate coughs on Telepath\n* kate sodes mode +SARS Telepath\n<kate> SUFFFER
bash.org #99043:\n \n<hydro`> i had this weird dream\n<hydro`> someome broke into the house\n<hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left
bash.org #99044:\n \n<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want."\n<DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger than you.\n<DirtyPunk> ;)\n<revolver> d'oh
bash.org #99047:\n \n<Yuri> heh damn man\n<Yuri> 93.1mb\n<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed\n<xerDM> heheh\n<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen\n<Yuri> heh\n<xerDM> hehe\n<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property...\n* Yuri find/replace warez\|iso\|bin\|nrg\|ccd/fluffy bunnies\n<Dorn> aha\n<xerDM> haha\n<Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!"\n<Yuri> "yeah they share em too!"\n<Dorn> course\n<Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!"\n<Yuri> "aww bunny videos!"\n<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action\n<Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated"\n<Dorn> :E
bash.org #99056:\n \n<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay\n<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight\n<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward
bash.org #99060:\n \nt0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right\nBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...\nBlackAdder> WRONG BTICH\nBlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU\nBlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES\nBlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY\nBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES\nBlackAdder> IN FACT\nBlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW\nBlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE\nBlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG\n*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*\n*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )\nt0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right\nCRCError> right\nheartless> Right.\nr3v> right
bash.org #99098:\n \n<@somegrrl> i'm 14\n<@Blaxthos> somegrrl:  will you come help me find my puppy ?
bash.org #99139:\n \n<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table\n<Heavy_P> A table can support a family
bash.org #99315:\n \n<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because he didn't pay attention\n<md`> i see\n<Supachikn> which organ?\n<Supachikn> his skin?\n<Supachikn> pancreas?\n<Supachikn> appendix!\n<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ
bash.org #99350:\n \n<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling
bash.org #99374:\n \n<Kokanshu> does anyone else have the urge to call the operators up and say 'I NEED AN EXIT, FAST!'
bash.org #99486:\n \n<Tink> work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively
bash.org #99683:\n \n<Red_Squirrel> Jeff [Hardy] could get caught backstage sleeping with every diva and KO would still find a way to label him gay ^_^\n<dubchu> ...every diva *at the same time*, yo.\n<DaimaijeD> He DOES paint pretty blue swirlies on himself with what looks like pudding.\n<DaimaijeD> When you smear yourself with blue pudding in preparation to meet a guy in tights, there's something amiss.
bash.org #99700:\n \n<Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub\n<Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a movie into ebonics
bash.org #99713:\n \n<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.\n<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.\n<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
bash.org #99716:\n \n<Gho5t> i decided against that php bumper sticker\n<Gho5t> i don't want my friends from home to think i turned into a super geek\n<Gho5t> i can just imagine what would happen when they ask what 'php' meant\n<ASleep>hah\n<ASleep>I don't drive so my PHP sticker is on my laptop.\n<ASleep> Of course, I'm getting my php tattoo this weekend so it doesn't matter.
bash.org #99733:\n \nMethodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits\nTheOffspring326: no they're not!\nTheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all!
bash.org #99771:\n \n<terra> time to slay the dragon!\n* Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action poses while playing!
bash.org #99796:\n \n<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long\n<chris> thats small.\n<DrunkenMaster> sad\n<Bizznatch> yus\n<deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old\n<Bizznatch> death\n<chris> ...\n<Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old's cocks every once in a while\n<chris> :D\n* deathazre has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS\n<Bizznatch> ...\n<Bizznatch> :P\n<incubus_chick> o.O
bash.org #99804:\n \n<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes\n* blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr\n<cryptonix> do you feel robbed?\n<sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son go down on me"
bash.org #99806:\n \n<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways\n<Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it, but squeeze it\n<cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex\n<cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess\n<Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves
bash.org #99827:\n \n<sta_hi> lol\n<sta_hi> "anything can be a murder weapon, if you have enough time on your\n          hands."\n<GrassMunk> soggy bread?\n<sta_hi> yup\n<sta_hi> ESPECIALLY soggy bread.\n<GrassMunk> one blade of grass\n<sta_hi> yes, that too\n<sta_hi> ... if you remove the top of one's head first.\n<sta_hi> or could somehow get it into his bloodstream.\n<sta_hi> flacid severed penis?\n<sta_hi> that too.\n<GrassMunk> sperm\n<sta_hi> thats destroyed more lives than any gun.
bash.org #99828:\n \n<duckroll> they need a FF with a female lead that hates all men, and masturbates\n<jijiripdoze> female masturbation = hating all men?\n<jijiripdoze> ok\n<duckroll> YES\n<duckroll> its a physical PROTEST AGAINST SEX\n<CommanderStab> I don't think the words "physical protest against sex" exist in Japan
bash.org #99829:\n \n<Sinclair-> i liked the new travel slogan for Gaza\n<Sinclair-> "Now only a stone's throw from jerusalem"\n<@Death-Blade> lol
bash.org #99833:\n \n<Lucien>  a small question.. will you rewrite you're history books now that you hate us and write that US should have been liberated even with OUT massive support from french military?  and maybe benjamin franklin never got his idees from paris? maybe he didn't even visite the country...\n<Stormrider> Lucien, do you speak German?\n<Lucien> no, but swedish :P\n<Stormrider> You don't speak German, though?\n<Lucien> eh no\n<Stormrider> You're welcome.
bash.org #99835:\n \n<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?\n<TheXPhial> vaccuums\n<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?\n<TheXPhial> black holes\n<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?\n<TheXPhial> lava?
bash.org #99863:\n \n<Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont you?\n<KillZaw> no what\n<Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass..
bash.org #99877:\n \n<OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I think I have a problem.
bash.org #99880:\n \n<usunoro>  so how's the webcam working?\n<NeWaVe>  it worked good\n<NeWaVe>  i only turn it on everyso often\n<NeWaVe>  like when im talking to alice\n<fuchikoma>  or soliciting men to buy you things on your amazon.com wishlist
bash.org #99887:\n \n<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/\n<PeeDC> lol\n<PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days\n<aNuBiS-> lies\n<PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month ..  and no job .. im busy :P\n<aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now?\n<PeeDC> hahahah
bash.org #99911:\n \n<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall\n<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
bash.org #99966:\n \nMurcho: and for the first time in my life i spent a considerable amount of time trying to put my dick into what i thought was the 'vagina'\nDrZaius: LOL\nMurcho: the plumbing on these french girls is different man im telling you
bash.org #99967:\n \n* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono]\n<@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano\n<@Cockroach> and about every other mario song\n<@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets\n<@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...
bash.org #100017:\n \n<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...\n<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.\n<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)\n<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing\n<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."
bash.org #100077:\n \n<invitado> i want to know if there is some "encarta" on linux\n<Nermal> man ?
bash.org #100084:\n \n<Khuffie> you know there's something inherently wrong when the first thing you do after you wake up is check your computer for any messages, yet you know for a fact that you can count the number of people who care using two hands\n<Khuffie> wait\n<Khuffie> make that one hand
bash.org #100085:\n \n<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad coders, there are fucking retards, and there's coders writing lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0;\n<jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going to rewrite..
bash.org #100089:\n \n<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher\n<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)\n<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer\n<jstepka-w> pagan ++:\n<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness
bash.org #100097:\n \nJustin: fred got a new motherboard\nJustin: bbl, geekhuddle
bash.org #100103:\n \n<jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may want to send me a virus.\n<jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send the virus.\n<jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says "SUCK THIS, BITCH".\n<jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe.
bash.org #100123:\n \n<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.\n<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.\n<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance\n<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC!
bash.org #100158:\n \n<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty\n<alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life.\n<alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.\n<Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything.\n<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're worth.\n<alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing,\n<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever be worth.\n<alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me.\n<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest.\n<Cowface> I don't even know who you are. @_@\n(ten second pause)\n<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be,\n<alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know.\n*** alexandhisteninchlink has quit IRC (Quit:)
bash.org #100159:\n \nPunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today. \nPunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?\nEventuallyAdonis: what about it?\nPunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..\nPunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol ......... \nEventuallyAdonis: that's deep
bash.org #100185:\n \n<[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much computers were lost in the bombing'....
bash.org #100194:\n \n<SaxxonPike> there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't give a fuck\n<jon`> whats binary?\n<SaxxonPike> and then there's you.
bash.org #100203:\n \n<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power\n<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power\n<devilc0ck> guess who'z got the ninja rap..\n<fingers> guess who's all alone in thinking how kewl that is
bash.org #100245:\n \n<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet\n<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com\n<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.\n<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT
bash.org #100276:\n \n<Bob> I was gonna join the army, until the war started
bash.org #100285:\n \n<K8> well the theme was aincient history\n<josh_ip_te> oh, \n<josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking?\n<K8> and my friend had some home made costumes\n* josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson
bash.org #100288:\n \n<KZoo> COX\n<devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE\n<KZoo> thats not a service provider\n<KZoo> well....i guess it is
bash.org #100292:\n \n<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the mail.\n<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...
bash.org #100294:\n \n<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie\n<noddy> she's very nekkid now\n<noddy> and playing with a carrot\n<noddy> or a dildo\n<noddy> not sure\n<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
bash.org #100314:\n \n<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once.\n<the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss.
bash.org #100322:\n \n<Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!!\n<TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO!\n<TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos, depending on which ones you download they will combine to make different versions of MECHADEMO! *sings power rangers theme song*\n<Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU
bash.org #100327:\n \n[Kris] friggen brazilians are still going nuts, even second defacement is by some group which hangs on brasnet\n[jimmiejaz] they just got electricity, they've got to catch up.
bash.org #100336:\n \n<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?
bash.org #100373:\n \n* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.'
bash.org #100374:\n \n<  ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia
bash.org #100378:\n \n<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move
bash.org #100413:\n \n<klafka4> i actually am sick\n<klafka4> i think it's allergy\n<AlbinoSqrl> to real life?\n<klafka4> what? real life is great i've got my fantasy and scifi books, my anime, my tv!
bash.org #100415:\n \n<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage?\n<InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage?\n<windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot!\n<InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth.\n<windows_macgeek> ...Oh.
bash.org #100452:\n \n<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars?\n<Monarx> And jetpacks?\n<Proto_K> hehe\n<Proto_K> all those old cartoons\n<Monarx> And other hoohah?\n<Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD\n<\|\|bass> yea\n<\|\|bass> 1991\n<\|\|bass> Mc Hammer\n<\|\|bass> talk about a fuckin disappointment, huh
bash.org #100456:\n \n<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
bash.org #100468:\n \n<grem> hah\n<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed
bash.org #100470:\n \n<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?\n<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
bash.org #100475:\n \n<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS\n<@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored
bash.org #100479:\n \n[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us"
bash.org #100481:\n \n<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17\n<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker\n<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life\n<@impuritor> that's like saying\n<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas"
bash.org #100483:\n \n<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot\n<[Piratez]> lets make this national\n* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
bash.org #100486:\n \n<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD
bash.org #100487:\n \n<Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction\n<Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp?\n<DarkLich> Maybe it confused him.\n<DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!"
bash.org #100489:\n \n<@John> why does there have to be sunlight\n<@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed
bash.org #100494:\n \n<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH
bash.org #100498:\n \n<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?\n<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d\n<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
bash.org #100523:\n \n<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle twat got any heavier rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large cakes
bash.org #100524:\n \n<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?"\n<boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS
bash.org #100527:\n \n<Snipe> you forget though, I have wayyy too much time on my hands\n<Snipe> wait, no i dont\n<Snipe> fuck that project is due tomorrow\n<Snipe> brb
bash.org #100541:\n \n* woodss has Favourites\n* fungi has Bookmarks\n* morner has a secretary :P\nmorner: well, more of an assistant really\nmorner: ...\nmorner: ok, it's a pda
bash.org #100570:\n \n* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation \n<gothik> shit happens \n<Adam^> not for him.
bash.org #100595:\n \n<RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock\n<PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck.\n<PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry
bash.org #100719:\n \nneiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!"\nennoia: Fuck\nennoia: I need cable
bash.org #100732:\n \n* Maho pats the trash can... "was it good for you?"
bash.org #100737:\n \nTrauma Kittten: OMG\nMY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME\nTrauma Kittten: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW\nlordviram: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah\nlordviram: wtf didi you do to it?\nlordviram: i didnt know you were into all that\nlordviram: lol\nlordviram: wow\nTrauma Kittten: well he's a longhair cat\nTrauma Kittten: and sometimes his pants get matted\nTrauma Kittten: so i was holding him on my lap\nTrauma Kittten: and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them\nTrauma Kittten: then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts\nTrauma Kittten: they both kinda feel the same\nTrauma Kittten: then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it\nlordviram: wow\nTrauma Kittten: i'm gonna kill myself\nlordviram: that's just\nlordviram: hahahahaha\nTrauma Kittten: i just jerked my cat off\nlordviram: i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat\nTrauma Kittten: heh....\nTrauma Kittten: i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh\nlordviram: that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org\nlordviram: LOL\nTrauma Kittten: !\nlordviram: ....wow\nTrauma Kittten: OH NO\nTrauma Kittten: the cat is back\nTrauma Kittten: heh\nlordviram: maybe it wants to return the favor\nlordviram: heh\nTrauma Kittten: well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whipped cream on your clit and letting em lick it off\nTrauma Kittten: but i wouldn' go that far, i don't think\nlordviram: you dont think?\nlordviram: o.0\nlordviram: well. you did just jack off your cat.\nTrauma Kittten: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD\nTrauma Kittten: i was just trying to make him have nice pants\nlordviram: you are one freaky chick
bash.org #100740:\n \n<Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving\n<schnorks> Why does that make us fools?\n<Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait
bash.org #100757:\n \n<King-of-darknesses> my kernel is panic'ing , i need to reassure him some
bash.org #100758:\n \ne l i t e m r p: no work on monday, woo waaaaa \nr ever end in e: WHY not\ne l i t e m r p: holiday\ne l i t e m r p: the day we remember all the people who died to give me a day off from work
bash.org #100767:\n \n<Tiffany> mapso did you know that my brother is having a baby?\n<Mapso> Is it yours?
bash.org #100770:\n \n<Masao[RY]> DS: I really enjoy translating :-)\n<Ninja-San> translate this: <^>(-_-)<^>\n<DS> well\n<DS> let's tranlate it from japanese to english\n<DS>  <^>('_')<^>
bash.org #100781:\n \n<Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_<
bash.org #100792:\n \n<Destruya> HEY WOW I'M SO GOOD AT BF1942 BECAUSE I HANG OUTSIDE SPAWN POINTS\n<Destruya> ESPECIALLY THE PERMANENT ONES\n<fatehaze> lol\n<Destruya> AND I FUCKING KILL EVERYONE BEFORE THEY CAN SHOOT ME BACK\n<Destruya> AND PEOPLE LIKE THIS "DESTROYA" GUY YELL AT ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AWESOMELY 1337\n<Destruya> AND HE'S JEALOUS OF MY MAD SKIZZILS, YO\n<Destruya> OMGOMGOMG\n<Destruya> I SHOULD WRITE A TIPBOOK ON BF1942\n<Destruya> "BF1942: HOW TO BE FUCKING COOL LIKE ME IN JUST ONE VERY SIMPLE STEP"\n<Destruya> </sarcasm>\n<Destruya> I just got out of a really goddamned frustrating BF1942 game full of career cocksmoking permanent base campers.  Could you tell?
bash.org #100793:\n \n-!- DuDeR has joined #friends\n<DuDeR> i love this channel\n<DuDeR> people are so friendly here\n<DuDeR> unlike that one channel where the people shout vulgar insults at me usually involving testicles and people with white hair\n<T-Z-O> get the fuck outta here you gay ass albino nut sucking bitch
bash.org #100794:\n \n<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal\n<nih> someone might take me clubbing.
bash.org #100796:\n \n* Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.'
bash.org #100798:\n \n(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg\n(mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc\n(mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt
bash.org #100807:\n \n(blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity? \n(blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks?\n(dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos he jerked off
bash.org #100820:\n \ntp: Ewwwwwwww! I was jerking off, and my cat kinda jumped on my stomach before................yeah....... now I gotta give the cat a bath or my parents will think i'm a perv..... :(\n\nPsycho_James: Dude, you jerked off on your cat, YOU ARE a perv...
bash.org #100837:\n \n<cold_russian> i think... i just... blew up... the heater.
bash.org #100850:\n \n<RattleHead> kinda like the fact that the drink hampers your judgement in female partnership for the night :P\n<RattleHead> Drunk Person: "Boooy, loook ad dat GOJUS womun ova deer!"\n<RattleHead> Sober Person: "Are you talking about that fat nasty cow over by the door?\n<WumpSmwher> 8-p\n<WumpSmwher> is that how you got your g/f ?  *ducks*\n<RattleHead> heh\n<RattleHead> yes..... *ashamed*
bash.org #100888:\n \n<Bernard> hi hawq\n<Elmer> hi hawq\n* Lilmuckers slings feces at Hawq\n<Lilmuckers> it's a welcoming gesture for an african tribe\n<Elmer> Rofl\n<Bernard> Rofl\n<Lilmuckers> so you sling shit at all the africans you know to say "welcome to england, we are friendly"\n<Hawq> no wonder they are so remote
bash.org #100896:\n \nmarty> So, what happened, did you date her?  What was she like...\ndeathcubek> Let me put it this way.  She was like an RPG.\nmarty> I dont get it.\ndeathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters.
bash.org #100900:\n \n<Dameon^> lies\n<Dameon^> =)\n<seg2> yeah but it sounds funny\n<seg2> ya know, funny like: "I fucked your mother in her sleep; she didn't seem to mind."
bash.org #100904:\n \n<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:  "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
bash.org #100933:\n \n<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.\n<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.\n<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?\n<LarsC> yeah.  i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.\n<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem.
bash.org #100936:\n \n[dec0de] they make such a fuss about canadian beer and mad cow disease\n[dec0de] truth is\n[dec0de] it's in the states, but they won't admit it\n[dec0de] *beef\n[GrinWork] Kinda of like your sexuality right?  Your gay but won't admit it....  Same sorta thing?
bash.org #100937:\n \n<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you"
bash.org #100961:\n \n<Bismarck>Ok.\n<Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game.\n<Bismarck>22 Players on the field\n<Bismarck>2 referees,\n<Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field.\n<Bismarck>So WHY did the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD!?
bash.org #100967:\n \n<chesed> I couldn't find the food you like\n<chesed> I couldn't find a card\n<chesed> So I hope these flowers say it best:\n<chesed> Dear Lord you make me hard
bash.org #100968:\n \n<WeRdStA> im special\n<LBC420> hes 'special'\n<WeRdStA> yea\n<WeRdStA> thats what the helmet signals
bash.org #101030:\n \n<chron> YO BITCH YOU WANNA GET FUCKIN RAPED? AIGHT IMMA BUST IT OUT LIGH DIZ <boom boom boom> WELL IMMA TCP TO YO FTP THEN PUMP U FULLA PENIS.C CUZ IMMA HACKAH BITCH I DONT FEEL NO PAIN, I PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND EMULATE MAIM, U SUCK MY COX WHILE I ROOT YOUR BOX WHILE MY DRONES PACKET INTO YOUR GAY WINSOCKS, IMMA HACKAH IN THE NIGHT WHEN THE TIME IS NOCTURNAL SO KISS MY DRONES AND SAY PEACE TO KERNEL. WHAT WHAT WHAT WEBSIIIIIIITE
bash.org #101037:\n \n[Zantie] my ass was virgin until i met you *runs off crying*
bash.org #101064:\n \n<Fickle> I dunno if this fried waffle thing is a good idea, kelsey\n<kelseyB> it might be commercially available\n<Fickle> right.  It's already been bought by McD's\n<Fickle> called the McFucking Coronary
bash.org #101092:\n \n<SPCAman> Oh shit ! I just killed my dog\n<SPCAman> I was pulling it by the chain to try to get it on my lap\n<SPCAman> and it's head just dangled.\n<SPCAman> brb. Gonna throw it out of the balcony so my kids will think it fell.
bash.org #101120:\n \n<@doggie^> argh ffs\n<@doggie^> just downloaded a 12mb program\n<@doggie^> now im downloading a 22mb update
bash.org #101135:\n \n<_cliCk_> any boddy here???\n<shaan> no \n<_cliCk_> are u sure?\n<shaan> yes \n<shaan> quite \n<_cliCk_> i will not!!!!\n<shaan> will not what \n<_cliCk_> be quite
bash.org #101136:\n \n<Dareon> Damn it.  Why is it, whenever I go down to bring up another window and slip, I always wind up launching Worms?\n<Iago> It's a sign.\n<Dareon> ...If the universe wanted me to go play with squishy pink things, they should send me porn popups.
bash.org #101150:\n \n<superghos> sometimes my dick gets so hot it feels like it's going to burn a hole through my mouth
bash.org #101177:\n \n<classNTBk> lifetime kicks ass\n<classNTBk> its got designing women\n<classNTBk> its slogan may be "television for women", but its attitude is "kickass enough for studs"
bash.org #101186:\n \n<MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead\n<MagnaUnum> she's cool\n<MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though\n<MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience
bash.org #101194:\n \n<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay?\n<gopus> I personally could care less.\n<DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents.\n<gopus> Then don't.\n<wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of. \n<gopus> That's right...\n<Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing.\n<gopus> ...\n<logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics.\n<Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it.\n<frankyd> and I smell like shit.\n<gopus> ...\n<gopus> and I think AOL rocks.\n<frankyd> gopus: ...\n<Hello1> ...\n* logiclrd looks at gopus\n* gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye)\n<logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.
bash.org #101268:\n \n<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature...\n<Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping.\n<phoxleep> 6 AM\n<phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM\n* phoxleep has never seen 6 AM\n<Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime.  You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on?  You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right?\n<Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff?\n<phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool\n<phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit\n<Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on...\n<jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online.\n<Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there.\n<Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds.\n<Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever.\n<phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them shit about leaving it on?\n<phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit\n<Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.
bash.org #101269:\n \n<@Stormrider> If I got arrested and had one phone call, I'd call the police station with a bomb scare
bash.org #101283:\n \n<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
bash.org #101306:\n \n<dash> HEY BITCH WHERE'S MY SANDWICH\n* MogOfGlory unzips his pants\n<dash> mmm reuben
bash.org #101342:\n \n<Ck3> im still laughing:>> i mean its like you ate someth bad and im trying to tell you but im laughing so hard i cant tell you, and i look at you eat it and think that it rolled in the bong water and im dying of laughter and you're like enjoying the chocolate so much:>>\n<antishok> HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT\n<antishok> U MOTHER FUCKER\n<antishok> U DIDNT TELL ME IT ROLLED IN BONG WATER YESTERDAY
bash.org #101346:\n \n<@BcK> mexicans steal cabbage patch doll\n<@BcK> to get the birth certificate
bash.org #101354:\n \n<Tarrasque> damm it.. fucken waiting for my GF to get home... I an so fucken bored\n<toxik> i usually cant wait for my gf to leave..
bash.org #101368:\n \n<kindman34> fubar, how do you spend your time off-line?\n<fubar-42o> what. you mean like single-player?
bash.org #101378:\n \n*** Joins: Tornus\n*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Tornus\n<+WOJ> It's Tornus.\n<@NiteShok> It sure is.\n<@GregTG> no it isn't\n<@GregTG> [/iraqi information minister]
bash.org #101380:\n \n<Admrlcrow> what are some good switches for extracting a rar archives on a linux box, i'm using unrar-3.1.3\n<pairo> Admrlcrow: -RTFM
bash.org #101386:\n \n<VanJeans> How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?\n<VanJeans> Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
bash.org #101435:\n \n<Abstract> So I was going to lick my girlfriend last night.. And I was like trying to find her clit, but it's like a fucking labyrinth with all that shit down there..\n<LuC3D> Shit? Dude, you were in the wrong hole..
bash.org #101490:\n \n<rioter> i heard a car accident last night\n<rioter> and laughed\n<rioter> then my mum knocked on my door and was like your sister had  car acident out side your door and you didnt come out\n<rioter> and i laughed even harder
bash.org #101573:\n \n<+^Silver> Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:\n<+^Silver> -You're a Siamese twin\n<+^Silver> -Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay\n<+^Silver> -You're noget.\n<+^Silver> -He has a date coming over tonight.\n<+^Silver> -You only have one ass.
bash.org #101584:\n \n<Kionon> "Left, right, front, back, penis in, penis out."\n<Andris> Dance Dance Reproduction.
bash.org #101611:\n \n* @Magn0lia catches TollsXP and gives him an atomic wedgie\n*  TollsXP 's nether regions emit radiation now\n*  ramoth4 gives TollsXP an iWedge\n*  TollsXP 's nether regions are now manufactured by apple\n*  ramoth4 gives TollsXP a WedgieXP\n*  TollsXP 's nether regions crash\n< TollsXP> or perhaps they hang ;)\n< TollsXP> but I certainly hope they don't freeze.
bash.org #101624:\n \n<K2134> holy shit >.< all the guys just ran down the stairs and out the door because the fucking ice cream truck.. talk about immature... \n<K2134> lmao.. its funny, six 20 year old guys standing in line for ice cream...
bash.org #101690:\n \n<Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage\n<Potato> But it went something along the lines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'll get"\n<Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I remember how that happened"
bash.org #101825:\n \n<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb cable up his mothers ass.\n<Klassh> man, usb really IS universal
bash.org #101850:\n \n<sysrq> 10 mins till next period\n<Nitronium> till your next period?\n<sysrq> im in school heh\n<Nitronium> shit, better get home quick then!
bash.org #101862:\n \n<twofly> im blk and i was born in toyko\n<twofly> im japaniggerese
bash.org #101881:\n \nbloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it \nready for you.\nj_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.\nbloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.\nj_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.\nj_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.\nbloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my \nbreeding territory.\nj_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.\nj_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.\nbloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.\nj_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.\nbloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.\nj_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.\nbloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to \ncharge your ass.\nbloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.\nj_gurli3: thats it.\nbloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic \nsymbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide \nand mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in \nthe air on my mighty horn.\nbloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
bash.org #101933:\n \n<DMDx86> Jamaican termite inspector is here\n<DMDx86> RED ALERT\n<DMDx86> the guy is almost in my room\n<MrThePlague314> shite\n<MrThePlague314> changing alert lights\n<DMDx86> damnit\n<DMDx86> thats it\n<DMDx86> hes bending over in my closet
bash.org #101979:\n \n<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend...\n<Nanobot> My only friend is a sock puppet\n<Nanobot> Lucky for me though, it has a hole in it
bash.org #101988:\n \n<Sage> but curiosity\n<ChaosValentine> killed the cat\n<Unicorn> technically the cat killed himself, curiosity just convinced it to\n<gk> no way man\n<gk> curiosity busted out a switch blade and slit that stupid pussy's throat
bash.org #102012:\n \n<DoctorRiff> man PETA is awesome, hours of entertainment at the cost of one dead rabbit
bash.org #102016:\n \n<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check\n<d00fus> dinner, movie, then snuggling\n<munbty> carnival, cotton candy, and then moonlight stroll\n<soccy_pants> drugs, rape, 2 hour police chase
bash.org #102021:\n \n<Judg3> well, i get laid too. But you have to keep it secret, or your not as geeky\n<JPres> I got laid once.\n<JPres> but mom said it made her feel dirty
bash.org #102113:\n \n<Has_Bean> And very soon, they shall have an aisle in the toy store devoted to it \n<Has_Bean> Aisle 6...the sims expansion pack aisle
bash.org #102125:\n \n<bodhidharma> i don't ask who people are when they are removing my pants <bodhidharma> that is a smile and nod situation
bash.org #102158:\n \n<Robzy> Lol, my dad just asked me "Would you rather take out an ugly girl, or a girl with a nice personality" and i replied "they are the same thing arent they?" and he goes "WOO! You are *MY* son" hehehehe
bash.org #102159:\n \nGud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task. :D\ndhn> dentist?\nGud> yeah\n*** dhn hands Gud a straw\nGud> dhn: straw?\ndhn> Come on, you know how to suck ;)
bash.org #102160:\n \n< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
bash.org #102169:\n \n<nrky> yeh, having a girlfriend tends to fuck up your ability to be on the internet, shit they waste alot of time\n<Twisted> I want a girl - but on the other hand, she has to have the ability to go into the other room and communicate via IM
bash.org #102180:\n \n<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can
bash.org #102182:\n \n<@DrPoole> i wish i had a friendly panda\n<@DrPoole> he'd be my buddy. watch tv and stuff.\n<@DrPoole> drink beer.\n<@niklas> get high\n<@DrPoole> yeah. he'd get fucked right up and he'd beat on me from time to time.\n<@DrPoole> that, would, RULE
bash.org #102187:\n \n<H3g3m0n> Wow according to the starwars website Star Wars Episode III is going to be called "In production"
bash.org #102188:\n \n< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag\n< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel\n< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg
bash.org #102207:\n \n<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis\n<kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play\n<kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up\n<kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??"\n<kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin\n<kmad> "Drugs."\n<kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid
bash.org #102219:\n \n<jamz> So I sent out an email saying that due to a death in the family I was going to be out for the next two days.\n<jamz> one person emailed me back: Please accept my sincere apologies.\n<jamz> I emailed her back: What, did you kill her?
bash.org #102224:\n \n<Breianna> The U.K. is adding a new stripe to its flag\n<Breianna> Black, to reflect its "multiculturalism"\n<whitcomb> i noticed all the blue people when i went there
bash.org #102265:\n \n[Sh0t]: i want to win the homo dominatrix torture chamber contest\n[Sh0t]: homo=home\n[Sh0t]: FREUD GOT ME AGAIN
bash.org #102274:\n \n<adorecm> i just had to type out my proposal for english class.\n<whitcomb>  "Dear Gay English teacher:  I will marry you for an A.  Sincerely, Eric Metz."\n<adorecm> not a proposal like that
bash.org #102335:\n \n<Panzer> hmm. 3% out of about 2000 Battlefield gamers are female\n<Sargasm> That's...what, 60?\n<Panzer> dont know if thats exact\n<Wilbur> it is\n<dsbnh> and this matters because....? \n<dsbnh> now more gamers can get dates? \n<Wilbur> trivia is vital\n<Panzer> dee\n<Sargasm> 3% of them can, now\n<dsbnh> "omg kekekek i am a girl don't shoot k cutie ^___^" \n<Sargasm> "omg are u really a gurl?"\n<Sargasm> "pics plz"\n<dsbnh> "OMG yes" \n<Panzer> heh\n<dsbnh> "later after i win" \n<Panzer> forget it\n<dsbnh> "let me win k?" \n<Sargasm> "anything for u hunny\n<Sargasm> "\n<dsbnh> "^__^" \n<Panzer> ack von stupidhead\n*** Signoff: Garnet (Exit: Austnet Chat Network)\n<dsbnh> "what button do i press to shoot, becauseobviouslyicanconvinceiamagirlbyactingclueless" \n<Sargasm> "u can push my buttons any day"\n<dsbnh> "omg kkeekke ur funny" \n<dsbnh> "dude i have him we are  so win to win" \n<dsbnh> "oh crap, i typed that in wrong" \n<dsbnh> "kekeke hi... helllo" \n<Sargasm> Sadly, this is far more accurate than it should be\n<dsbnh> LOL
bash.org #102337:\n \nTXTerron: i have of those\nstrtoken: me too\nTXTerron: the first girl i ever got intimate says it was normal length but very large gerth\nTXTerron: that should have been my first clue she was a fucking slut
bash.org #102339:\n \n<%revmoo> http://revmoo.home.insightbb.com/irox.jpg\n<%revmoo> (yes that is a real screenshot)\n<%revmoo> (no I do not have a life)
bash.org #102352:\n \n<ThePerfectCore> I hate "fake-geek" chicks.\n<blacksun> Oh yeah?\n<ThePerfectCore> "omg i lik compooters" \n<ThePerfectCore> "Yeah?" \n<ThePerfectCore> "yeah my dady bought me a dell 2day it has 2ghz of ram!!! loool!!!!" \n<blacksun> hahaha\n<ThePerfectCore> *thud thud thud* \n<ThePerfectCore> That would be my head fucking the wall \n<ThePerfectCore> My wall gets more action than I do
bash.org #102354:\n \n<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.\n<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?\n<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.\n<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.\n<Faight> =/\n<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give.
bash.org #102453:\n \n<sh`> hmmm i wonder if i can burn at 52x now\n<sh`> time to add to my pile of hardware sitting in/on the case\n<sh`> brb\n* sh` has quit IRC\n<xyonz> he needs a girlfriend or something
bash.org #102467:\n \n<foo-busy> besides, saying you're a vb programmer around true geeks is like saying you're gay at the mormon's men convention. seeya later
bash.org #102469:\n \n<steven> Alman : Will you be my friend?\n<Alman> uhm lemme do a whois on you first
bash.org #102473:\n \n<LesVoix> i want to start the straight pride parade\n<fubar-42o> yah\n<fubar-42o> what kinda flag would we have\n<fubar-42o> since the gay ppl have a rainbow\n<fubar-42o> we should\n<fubar-42o> have 2 chicks doin it\n<LesVoix> LOL\n<fubar-42o> cuz thats what every straight guy wants to see
bash.org #102486:\n \n<[CKS]Red_Robot> i know i should be working on my paper, but id rather be playing warcraft, so to compromise im doing almost nothing
bash.org #102620:\n \n<esco600> why would someone's mom be on bash.org?\n<aNuBiS-> moms need nerd love too
bash.org #102752:\n \n<mufffin> i could live there\n<mufffin> except its an apartment\n<Schlurbna> That's not to say I wouldn't live there but I expect more from\n  penthouse apartments.\n<hoek_> Schlurbna - you expect penthouse models in there?
bash.org #102875:\n \n<ater> how bout a tamigotchi game with a chinktwat\n<ater> your only options would be "Do Math" "Practice Violin"
bash.org #102979:\n \n<cwilbur> we have a database table with fifteen million rows in it.\n<cwilbur> they brought a manual database change in.\n<cwilbur> "please print a table dump before and after you make the change."\n<Azhrarn> nothing like hard copy to recover mistakes from!\n<cwilbur> there are fifteen million rows in the table.  if you want us to make a dump of the table just in case, that makes sense.  but do you really want a *book*?\n<cwilbur> "our policy says that we need a printout."\n<confound> hahaha\n<cwilbur> oooookay.\n<Azhrarn> print out a link to the backup on your intranet :) \n<confound> "that's not MY policy."\n<cwilbur> no, they want a printout, they'll get a printout.\n<pmichaud> what font size?  how many lines per page?\n<Azhrarn> Poor trees \n<Halfjack> They'll only want it once.\n<cwilbur> when someone asks why we've gone through three toner cartridges and the printer is still printing, we'll refer them to the twit.\n<Azhrarn> shrink the font till it fits on one page :) \n<pmichaud> purl, 15000000 / 66\n<purl> 227272.727272727\n<Azhrarn> ! \n<pmichaud> purl, 227272 / 5000\n<purl> 45.4544\n<pmichaud> 45 cases of paper :-)\n<pmichaud> at 66 lines per page\n<Azhrarn> and after he makes the changes...
bash.org #103072:\n \n<VxD> mmm, nothing like a little VD on a Friday afternoon\n<VxD> oops, nevermind, it was just lipstick
bash.org #103102:\n \n<Taiken> A TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED!\n<Shempo> WHAT!?\n<Shempo> TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?\n<Taiken> WORSE!\n<Taiken> IM OUT OF MARIJUANA!\n<Shempo> Oh\n<Shempo> My\n<Shempo> God\n* Shempo calls up Canabis-Man\n<Shempo> SAVE HIM CANABIS MAN!\n<Taiken> ...\n<Taiken> Where is Cannabis man?\n<Shempo> Probably high.
bash.org #103104:\n \n<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school\n<gellehsak> look at porn all day\n<gellehsak> they're like\n<gellehsak> "HAW HAW HAW... LE PORNO EST TRES BIEN"
bash.org #103111:\n \n<genesis> mommy, why doesnt bc do logic math?\n<ch> because you touch yourself.\n<genesis> a world without bit shifts is a world i dont want to masturbate in
bash.org #103202:\n \n<OwnerDemon> It kind of sucks now that there are so many computer jokes and innuendos on bash.org that people like me can't understand them.\n<TheOne> 7\|-\|47z (\|_\|z j0012 4 f\|_\|\|<1n9 DUMB4SS!\n<OwnerDemon> Exactly.
bash.org #103210:\n \nnotten: it's cliche shit and i'd rather masturbate with sandpaper than watch a minute of mtv
bash.org #103215:\n \n<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life\n<jeev> racists and mexicans
bash.org #103244:\n \n<Judith> if you were trying to market condoms, what would you try to use for a slogan?\n<Redeemer> "Wear the fuck out of us."
bash.org #103251:\n \n<Yuli> ...so anyway, I was all like "where's my coconuts man! I ordered em last week!"\n<Yuli> and the guy just stared at me like "what the fuck?"\n<Yuli> so i was all like "whatever man, send them to my hut"\n<Yuli> and I paddled away
bash.org #103266:\n \n<_Dogbert_> whats the diff btwn a bucket of menstrual fluid, and a bucket of sand?\n<rusty-chix> wtf?\n<_Dogbert_> you cant gargle a bucket of sand\n*** You were kicked by ChanOP ([Android] stop now.)\n*** Attempting to rejoin...\n*** Rejoined channel #teens
bash.org #103371:\n \n<acaos> why does bread come in one shape, meat in another, and cheese in a third so when you want to make a sandwich you have to cut and fold and contort to get it right? =)\n<leile> hahaha.\n<leile> its like food-origami.\n<acaos> my thought exactly =)\n<acaos> but I have balanced the meat-yin and the cheese-yang and the bread-fu now.\n<acaos> the ancient, mystical art of Sandwich-Do.\n<leile> hahaha\n<leile> HAHAHAHA.
bash.org #103407:\n \n<werxxx> ok..\n<werxxx> lemme put it like this\n<werxxx> how to make my script check dns of a given domain\n<xterm> werxxx: google should be able to help you out.\n<werxxx> google?\n<werxxx> so i'll need to configure my script to parse google query result?
bash.org #103409:\n \n<quacks> u look like that milk girl\n<quacks> on the cup\n<@dolphie> huh?\n<@dolphie> nonsense.. that girls so ugly\n<quacks> precisely.
bash.org #103422:\n \n<Sebbe> Just found some online CPR 101\n<Sebbe> The instructions are: Call, blow, pump\n<Sebbe> Kinda makes me wonder if I accidentally stumbled upon a Hooker 101
bash.org #103452:\n \n* ChanServ has quit IRC (*.net *.split)\n* Cold_Lich sets mode: -ooo Deleter Elight\|Xenosaga KamikazeChicken\|Away\n* Cold_Lich sets mode: -o Arieswind\n* Cold_Lich whistles innocently
bash.org #103459:\n \n### Psyber converts paige's vibrator from .5 milliamps to 200 amps \n### Paige is gone (07:19PM): brb.. *bzzzz*
bash.org #103463:\n \n<TFreak> She was like, "are you enjoying this" \n<TFreak> And I was like thinking, dude, it feels like I'm fucking a bowl of spagetti-Os or something.
bash.org #103467:\n \nKnight Takeru: what happened to your old greeting?\nTheDauntlessStar: i dunno\nTheDauntlessStar: it was there, then it just sorta faded away...\nTheDauntlessStar: like George Lucas's directing abilities\nKnight Takeru: Yup...\nKnight Takeru: or Bush's leadership..\nKnight Takeru: wait\nKnight Takeru: that was never there\nKnight Takeru: my bad...
bash.org #103475:\n \n<Rigger> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......\n<Rigger> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......\n<Rigger> But she finds my undies next to the bed.\n<Rigger> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
bash.org #103476:\n \n<Dhraakellian> an ant just ran across the top of my monitor\n<Dhraakellian> I've heard of ANSI, but this is ridiculous\n<Dhraakellian> perhaps my computer needs to be debugged
bash.org #103480:\n \n<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> oh, you wanna play it like that efnet?\n<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> disconnect me will you?\n<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> i'll leech my warez elsewhere, thank you!
bash.org #103483:\n \n<Rocket> nothing gay about predicting the size of a mans cock
bash.org #103486:\n \n<_3Apophis> how i'm i stupid?
bash.org #103489:\n \n<Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends\n<Jemte> yea that sucks\n<fdog> LOL\nTopic (#clemson): changed by fdog: <Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends
bash.org #103496:\n \n(AnonymousOtaku) how do i go afk? this is my first time on IRC
bash.org #103499:\n \n<Miro-kun> My karma ran over your dogma
bash.org #103516:\n \n<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and fuck and then you could drive yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"\n<B2uc> and then I get a dirty look.
bash.org #103534:\n \n<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special rights.. it's not like they are women, or black.. who were unfortunately born wrong.. they made a choice to be stupid faggots.
bash.org #103535:\n \n<Ned> rofl\n<Ned> Sud N' Fud\n<Ned> When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead\n<CB[UN1]> you forgot the usual line\n<CB[UN1]> "hey stop im only 12"\n<iX\|Blue\|afk> lol\n<iX\|Blue\|afk> i usually get "woof bark bark"
bash.org #103537:\n \n<hohum> when you get to the printf(); *BAM* instant coredump followed by an suid shell\n<hohum> get it?\n<brandon> to a degree\n* brandon isn't much on programming\n<hohum> don't worry, neither are the people who write software :)\n<brandon> lol\n<hohum> you'd fit right in
bash.org #103546:\n \n<Cody> Hmmm\n<Cody> Amazon offers a discount if you buy Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations at the same time as Marx's Communist Manifesto...
bash.org #103549:\n \n<drwiii> this game rules.\n<drwiii> i punched a building and it EXPLODED\n<drwiii> but enough about that, let's talk about the game.
bash.org #103554:\n \n<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in?
bash.org #103559:\n \n<@redfox> fuk\n<@redfox> just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours\n<@bovineaux> omg ur gonna be a daddy!
bash.org #103562:\n \n<Knghtbrd> something so totally feels wrong ...\n<lisa> ?\n<Knghtbrd> no idea, but going outside right now makes me wanna run back inside, bar the door, and hide under the bed.\n<lisa> republicans in town or something?
bash.org #103577:\n \n<NMO> MY MONITOR IS FUCKED.\n<sheeps> it got lucky ay?\n<NMO> Yeah, my subwoofer is such a fucking slut.
bash.org #103597:\n \n<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym
bash.org #103603:\n \n<A-C> Is it me or is the new Tatu song unbelievably annoying \n<Lightbunny> is it me or are all of their songs annoying?\n<Lightbunny> but who cares.  they're cute lesbians.\n<A-C> but of course
bash.org #103639:\n \n<plexr> do you know std c++ ?\n<plexr> or is a weak understanding of VB your only strength\n<ahorse_> oohhhhh he just said the equivalent of *yo momma*
bash.org #103651:\n \n<divil> I have a beautiful voice\n<xa-mua> sure. compared to a flock of seagulls
bash.org #103794:\n \n<Gwindor> so who wants to get knocked up?\n<Barrow-Wight> I see Gwin's found the Viagra gum.\n<Gwindor> double your pleasure, double your fun!
bash.org #103800:\n \n<chabo> have you guys ever noticed that quite a few of the quotes on bash.org deal with people who go on IRC and tell everyone about it when something major happens, rather than do what they should, which is usually go to the hospital?
bash.org #103864:\n \n<sweetlisa> hi i'm singel and lookin for a bf...private msg me :)\n<Ninja_Dib> i have a gf\n<DJMORGAN> i have a bf\n<Johnsee> I have a gf\n<psynapse> i have wood\n<knokturnal> i have a milf\n<Ninja_Dib> LOL\n<DJMORGAN> knokturnal: you know if u actually say that including the acronym that doesnt sound very good
bash.org #103964:\n \n<+Comanche> is OST any good\n<+Comanche> band apparently..
bash.org #103965:\n \n<PickleC> I want to read\n<PickleC> but I have this disease\n<PickleC> called\n<PickleC> L-A-Z-Y\n<Carly> so you just guess whats on the screen then?
bash.org #103985:\n \n<M4`Shock> i was talkin to these fine ladies \n<M4`Shock> and i sorta put my head down \n<M4`Shock> and puked quickly and continued my conversation \n<M4`Shock> they barely noticed
bash.org #104025:\n \n* kanis lost something for mouthing off to an admin\n<Cybsled> I hope it wasn't virginity\n<kanis> fuck you
bash.org #104029:\n \n<RedVapor> hearing my dad say "Wow, Tifa's hot." is scarring\n<RedVapor> You wanna know what I replied with? "No duh, dad. Funny thing is, I have a better chance witgh someone like that then you do." I was grounded for 2 weeks\n<ecco> Yes, you have a better chance with VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS\n<ecco> ahaha dork boy
bash.org #104041:\n \n<Milon> I I can't believe I was fooled like that. my brother and his friend told me there was pie downstairs and as I go down they had like a giant rubber slingshot set up and they nailed me with it >:(
bash.org #104052:\n \n<NES> lol\n<NES> I download something from Napster\n<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done\n<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"\n<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
bash.org #104071:\n \n<+Lithium-> i nearly died\n<+Lithium-> going into the cellar - sister fucking put some fucking shit on the steps\n<+shak> :o\n<+jonathan> that must smell\n<+richard> lol\n<+jonathan> does your sister lay dumps all the time?\n<+jonathan> can she lay a dump on me?\n<+james> ...\n<+Alex-A11> lol?
bash.org #104136:\n \n<cheezychops> GOD I SLEEP ONE WORK WRONG AND YOU GO INSANE\n<cheezychops> er\n<cheezychops> SPELL*  WORD*
bash.org #104145:\n \n<unlimitedsaga> I wonder if I'm too uncaring about others\n<unlimitedsaga> I passed this guy in the hall today\n<unlimitedsaga> and I thought he was asleep\n<unlimitedsaga> then when I came back 10 minutes later there were people around him\n<unlimitedsaga> then an ambulance came\n<unlimitedsaga> maybe he was unconscious\n<unlimitedsaga> or dead..\n<unlimitedsaga> is tribes any good?
bash.org #104150:\n \n<thebestalex> on this server's site\n<thebestalex> are there any cops photos?\n<Gizm0> what cops?\n<Gizm0> you mean irc ops
bash.org #104226:\n \n* Gandalf should answer the phones at work with a different song lyric each time\n<Gandalf> "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator. May I please have your U* IT Name?" \n<ai> I just want to answer the phone "Fuck you, this is Ben, how can I help you?"\n<Gandalf> heh :) \n<ai> "I'd like to file a claim."  "Miss Scarlet, I don't know *nothin'* bout birthin' no babies!"
bash.org #104238:\n \nbISMARCK: man yor stupid\nWheelman56: man yor is stupid?\nWheelman56: who is man yor\nWheelman56: sounds japanese\nWheelman56: MAN YOR?!? HE NO HERE!!\nbISMARCK: :\|\nWheelman56: HE TRY TO FIX VCR CAUSE LIGHT BLINKING TWELVE ALL TIME!!
bash.org #104273:\n \n<moes_19> my computer is about to die\n<moes_19> its telling me i need to back up my files asap\n<moes_19> its like bill gates is fucking me in the ass and is telling me I might want to video tape it
bash.org #104341:\n \n<DocGonzo> i need to shoot myself in the face... i accidentally typed "the" instead of "teh", so i backspaced and fixed it
bash.org #104345:\n \n<Gallusik_psv> sory\n<Gallusik_psv> for my english :P\n<osiris> I envy you, I really do, I hate speaking 1 language\n<Gallusik_psv> aha\n<Gallusik_psv> what languages do you know??
bash.org #104348:\n \n<@OutlawJim> i was lookin at a form online and was saw one of those little type what you see in the box bits\n\n<@OutlawJim> and i wondered, what if you were blind\n\n<@OutlawJim> then i realised you couldnt fill the form in by yourself anyway
bash.org #104383:\n \nbloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?\nBritneySpears14: Aight.\nbloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.\nBritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.\nbloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.\nBritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.\nbloodninja: Me too baby.\nBritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.\nbloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.\nBritneySpears14: Hey...\nbloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.\nBritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.\nbloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.\nBritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.\nbloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.\nbloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.\nBritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.\nbloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.\nbloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.\nbloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.\nbloodninja: Baby?\n\n--------------\nBritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?\neminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.\nBritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.\neminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.\nBritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.\nBritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.\neminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.\nBritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.\neminemBNJA: Oh ****\nBritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.\neminemBNJA: Oh ****\neminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
bash.org #104452:\n \n<Silmor> Hello Kitty is so tainted... imagine someone giving your six year old daughter a hello kitty purse and you lashing out at them "For fucks sake man, she's only 6!!"
bash.org #104467:\n \n<Turles> my cat is dying :-\n<@TonicBH> por Turles' cat :-/\n<Turles> it was sleeping in the dryer and my mom turned it on without knowing she was there =\n<Turles> =\|*
bash.org #104531:\n \n<Flirbnic> HAHAHA SQUINKY MADE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR.\n<Squinky> HAHHA FLIRBNIC HAS A BIG BUTT AND HIS BUTT STINKS AND HIS HEAD IS HIS BUTT.\n<Flirbnic> Stop it, I'm very sensitive about that. :(
bash.org #104583:\n \n<Mentality> i would say if you get a wedding invitation from me, theres a 66.6% chance im just having a persession with a computer
bash.org #104602:\n \n<Antioch-F> Don't you hate people with karaoke scripts?\n<Antioch-F> You know, they sit there and spam the lyrics to their song?\n<Antioch-F> It's not enough to just have a script that aggitates everyone by going "I AM NOW PLAYING THIS AND THAT SONG IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW!"\n<Antioch-F> No, they have to add karaoke to it.\n<Antioch-F> Just in case anyone wants to know what the lyrics are for "Oh Man, I Woke Up In A Truck And My Butt Sort Of Hurts" by Billy West.
bash.org #104644:\n \nRoninChaos: She's like "I tried on this dress, and I looked like a bride". WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRY ABOUT THAT?!\nRoninChaos: I don't cry when I put on a tux.\nRokChik: lol, she cried b/c she wants TO BE a bride\nRoninChaos: she's supposed to be getting married\nRoninChaos: And she wants me to relate or some shit. I can't do that. \nRoninChaos: Like I said, when I put on a tux, I don't think "oh dear god, this is what I'll look like when I get married!" and then start fanning myself. \nRoninChaos: Oh fuck, now she's talking about how nice the sleeves are. "Aren't they nice? They're so great". THEY'RE FUCKING SLEEVES!RoninChaos: I mean, god damn! WTF does she want from me!?\nRoninChaos: Okay, I think that gun is around here somewhere...
bash.org #104652:\n \n<ThePriest> I DID NOT TOUCH HIM IN THAT WAY\n<ThePriest> THEY'RE LYING!\n<Young_Boy> The hell you didn't.\n<ThePriest> shuddup boy, you werent supposed to tell!\n<Young_Boy> You weren't good.\n<ThePriest> its time for your punishment!\n<FBI_Agent> ThePriest - So...ya like poking asses do ya...let's see what bruno here in cell 5 has to say about that.
bash.org #104694:\n \nPsychoJ: Canada is like........America-lite... All of the awesome none of the bullshit.
bash.org #104696:\n \n<Mystic_Fibrosis> wouldn't be ironic if my worth as a person was determined by my connection quality?\n<nosmo> you are unreliable and frequently die\n<nosmo> but quite fast\n<nosmo> me however :D Fast, I can keep going for 8 days (so far) can get huge amounts done in seconds :D
bash.org #104704:\n \n<FoxMcCloud> Do you think Shigeru Miyamoto screams out pokemon-names during sex?
bash.org #104706:\n \n(blitzer) if I had a daughter in the porn industry, and I masturbated to a scene which she starred in, would it be incest?\n(mortiis) no\n(mortiis) idiot
bash.org #104713:\n \n<zc> what, you don't watch porn in groups? \n<thecool> lol \n<hgl> no porn is me time
bash.org #104718:\n \n<tito> asl\n<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
bash.org #104725:\n \n<ecI> Remember kiddies, its not underage, just fun sized!
bash.org #104741:\n \n<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?\n<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?\n<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in\n<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that\n<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous\n<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis?\n<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again\n<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that\n<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though\n<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well\n<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis!  Just add Water!"\n<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"\n<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"
bash.org #104747:\n \n* Wang feasts on elbow macaroni and baby carrots\n<slm> good for you, you have the diet of a 3 year old\n<Wang> woo\n<Wang> and i'm hung like one too\n<Wang> ...\n<slm> uhhhh... congrats?
bash.org #104750:\n \n<Jamon> he said, "my girlfriend fucks like a rabid hamster." \n<Jamon> other guy said, "wow, that's great.....mine fucks like a walrus."
bash.org #104759:\n \n* freeloki hopes that this emote works; otherwise, he'll look like an idiot.\n<Abstruse> "emote"?\n* freeloki notes that his emoting was successful. 8)\n<Abstruse> I remember when the /me command was called an ACTION...now it's an "emote"?  Dude, they've finally managed to pussify IRC...
bash.org #104762:\n \n<sixxer> bmbr.. ROOOOOOCKS\n<bmbr> yeo\n<bmbr> whysat\n<sixxer> bmbr: cos of your new bot\n<bmbr> hopefully he stays stable and quiet\n<bmbr> and takes very little work on my part\n<sixxer> I'd like to see him freak out and start throwing people in blenders\n<bmbr> ill see if theres a .tcl for that
bash.org #104768:\n \n<NeilX> They have rename the Bible\n<NeilX> its now called\n<NeilX> The Sidez\n<NeilX> I read chapter one.\n<NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega\n<NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down\n<NeilX> and he said\n<NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER\n<NeilX> AND POOF\n<NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter\n<NeilX> the lord sidez said\n<NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves\n<NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2\n<NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher\n<wazy> neil is drunk\n<NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz\n<NeilX> AND POOF\n<NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE\n<Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY\n<Sidez> I CREATED\n<Sidez> TEH XBOX\n<Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG\n<NeilX> and it sucked\n<Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL\n<NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK\n<NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL\n* NeilX laughs
bash.org #104770:\n \n<`sic> now that should be in guinness\n<`sic> world record for longest rolling ball of cats
bash.org #104791:\n \n<@Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
bash.org #104799:\n \n<xen0cide> Whats black and blue and hates sex?\n<Cloud9> Jesus, what?\n<xen0cide> Its not Jesus, its the 7 year old in my trunk.\n<Cloud9> You sick fuck.
bash.org #104878:\n \n* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes\n<darkLem> cheating bastards.
bash.org #104893:\n \n<ChemicalBurn> ah i have an erection and i dont know why \n<ChemicalBurn> scarey! \n* ChemicalBurn is now known as Chem`shower
bash.org #104916:\n \n<Siidu> what died, the hdd?\n<BelaHatesCleaningShazz> FUCKING CHRIST!\n<BelaHatesCleaningShazz> yeah\n<BelaHatesCleaningShazz> some complicated core shit\n<BelaHatesCleaningShazz> brought it down faster than a fat chick falling down a stairwell
bash.org #104922:\n \n<GrimReap99> Anti is an example of an over-irc-ed child. \n<GrimReap99> Antidead: "Hallo mother, what is for teh breakfahst? double eww tee eff? Pancakes? Stfu." \n<ANTIAWAY> dad - "!kb Antidead" \n<GrimReap99> Mother: "!topic Pancakes biotch"
bash.org #104928:\n \n<ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the mexican border\n<ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos
bash.org #104929:\n \nDoUBle  ChiN 47: omg im gonna be the most popular kid in school tomorrow\nrcknouttonight: why\nDoUBle  ChiN 47: i have tic tacs
bash.org #104937:\n \n<SillyBoob> HELP\n<SillyBoob> WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME\n<SillyBoob> WHERE DO YOU GO TO DOWNLOAD THE CDS?\n<SillyBoob> MY CUZIN DOWNLOADED HTIS FOR ME\n<Takaznik> type /quit get cd list and wait for about an hour\n* Quits: SillyBoob (get cd list)\n<Naked_Eye> How much you bet he will be back in an hour
bash.org #104946:\n \nMYNAME15NEO: Damnit...\nDgtlHavoc: ?\nMYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard\nDgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head?\nDgtlHavoc: on top the monitor?\nDgtlHavoc: on the floor?\nMYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp\nMYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it\nMYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor\nDgtlHavoc: ?\nDgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk?\nMYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter\nMYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points
bash.org #104952:\n \nXtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing\n\nXtBA: holy shit i forgot the name\n\nXtBA: oh yea... airport\n\nJiggy: ....wow\n\nXtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
bash.org #105097:\n \n<sKILLET> wut up m?\n<m> uhm\n<m> J, K and L
bash.org #105108:\n \n<@SJr> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * \n<@SJr> g                                               g  \n<@SJr> o /                              /           o  \n<@SJr> a\|       \|                       \|      \|      a  \n<@SJr> t\|       `.             \|         \|       :     t  \n<@SJr> s`        \|             \|        \|       \|     s  \n<@SJr> e        \| /       /  \   --__ \       :    e  \n<@SJr> x        /   _--~~          ~--__\|      \|    x  \n<@SJr> *         _-~                    ~-_    \|    *  \n<@SJr> g    _             _.--------.______\|   \|    g  \n<@SJr> o           ______// _ ___ _ (_(__>     \|    o  \n<@SJr> a          .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  \|  /    a  \n<@SJr> t       / \|   C ____)/       (_____>  \|_/     t  \n<@SJr> s      / /\|   C_____)       \|  (___>   /      s  \n<@SJr> e     \|   (   _C_____)______/  // _/ /        e  \n<@SJr> x     \|      \|__   \_________// (__/       \|  x  \n<@SJr> *    \|     ____)   `----   --'             \|  *  \n<@SJr> g    \|  _          ___       /_          _/ \| g  \n<@SJr> o   \|              /    \|     \|              \| o  \n<@SJr> a   \|             \|    /                    \| a  \n<@SJr> t   \|          / /    \|         \|             \|t  \n<@SJr> s   \|         / /      __/___/    \|          \|s  \n<@SJr> e  \|         / /        \|    \|       \|         \|e  \n<@SJr> x  \|          \|         \|    \|       \|         \|x  \n<@SJr> * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x *
bash.org #105156:\n \n<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness\n<sui`> the bad news is, it's sars and you're going to die.
bash.org #105159:\n \n<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!\n<Batty> and father in dutch = vader\n<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees\n<Batty> So he's darth father!\n<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
bash.org #105162:\n \n<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept resume's via dcc :)
bash.org #105164:\n \n<Svenson> lol.. yahoo says "Someone else has already chosen svensonwhocannotfigureoutaloginname"
bash.org #105166:\n \n<@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott\n<@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes\n<@cs`on`xbox> no more lag\n<@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems\n<@cs`on`xbox> just CS\n<+oi> i'll steal your tv
bash.org #105168:\n \n<tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious bastard while suing someone else for being called that
bash.org #105170:\n \n<Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately\n<Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that
bash.org #105176:\n \n<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now?  Me."
bash.org #105177:\n \n<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in order to enhance their fair experience.\n<`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only stoners from the past
bash.org #105178:\n \n<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :)\n<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D\n<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67\n<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67\n<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...\n<Boycy> FUCKER\n<Kameleon> lmao\n<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard\n<Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you
bash.org #105180:\n \n<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans
bash.org #105190:\n \n* phoen][x hears 'Sounds of /dev/urandom' (dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/dsp)
bash.org #105195:\n \n<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n\n<D> :P\n<D> well, they do\n<D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them
bash.org #105196:\n \n<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully transparent'\n<gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!
bash.org #105197:\n \n<CaSe-> mines this big [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]\n<Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?
bash.org #105199:\n \n[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
bash.org #105201:\n \n<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730\n<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630\n<BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799\n<BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100\n<Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???
bash.org #105202:\n \n<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags\n<JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry\n<KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags?\n* KID_B steps back\n<KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..\n<JOCK> nawww man\n<JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff\n<KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.
bash.org #105208:\n \n<BobTheMilkman> eating eggs is liking giving a bird an abortion followed by eating the aborted fetus
bash.org #105209:\n \n<omega> it was funny\n<omega> we had this argument ('ve been getting into a lot of these latley, about the us)\n<omega> and as soon as i brought in the facts\n<omega> like\n<omega> that the patriot missile system is the same as it was in desert storm, minus a few tweaks like radar upgrades\n<omega> and how the US put saddam in power in the first place\n<omega> gave him weapons\n<omega> and shit\n<omega> and how the US put whats his face in power in panama, and then had to later go in and get him\n<omega> and the whole arming and training bin laden\n<omega> he decided the only way he could counter it\n<omega> was by saying that since the USD is worth 30 cents more than canada's therefore canada sucks, and the US is smart\n<omega> and then he stopped talking
bash.org #105213:\n \n<Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.
bash.org #105216:\n \n<sent> 84 counts of rape ;/\n<cougSanF> yeah\n<cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged\n<cougSanF> and he filmed it\n<cranky-> 84 counts of rape?\n<shaan> hm\n<shaan> are the vids on kazaa?
bash.org #105225:\n \n* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly.\n<EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!
bash.org #105228:\n \n(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT\n(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!\n(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
bash.org #105231:\n \n<Tomasu> !calc 2**64\n<Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19'\n<Tomasu> !calc 2**128\n<Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38'\n<entheh> !calc meow\n<Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.
bash.org #105233:\n \n* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout)\n<Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/\n<Elleomea> "honey-damsel"\n<Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something
bash.org #105238:\n \n<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin
bash.org #105240:\n \n<@bort13> I don't have my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
bash.org #105242:\n \n<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ?\n<toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm
bash.org #105244:\n \n<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her\n<CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.\n* bacon03 slowly closes msn
bash.org #105245:\n \n<Halibut> Oh dear\n<Halibut> I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor
bash.org #105247:\n \n<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung
bash.org #105248:\n \n* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape\n<Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool\n<Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime
bash.org #105249:\n \n<gore> man\n<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac
bash.org #105252:\n \n<Shun2> woot\n<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package\n<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago\n<The359> lol\n<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?\n<Shun2> dude\n<Shun2> he's tough
bash.org #105254:\n \n[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P\n[18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...
bash.org #105257:\n \n<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism\n<Nanobot> No niggers allowed
bash.org #105259:\n \n<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass\n<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass\n<Nanobot> You were off by two letters
bash.org #105260:\n \n<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit...\n<int> ...\n<rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd
bash.org #105266:\n \n<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
bash.org #105267:\n \n<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died\n<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....\n<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him\n<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on\n<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"\n<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
bash.org #105270:\n \n<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure\n<Irlut> conlusio: true, true :)\n<conlusio> oh fuck\n<conlusio> I just did it\n<conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones\n<conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma
bash.org #105279:\n \n< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated\n< chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript\n<@phessler> hahaha\n\n* chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family\n< chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding\n< chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work\n< chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...
bash.org #105283:\n \n<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill\n\n* NicNac` looks at sexmen\n\n*** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout)\n\n<NicNac`> !!\n\n<Amaltea> WOAH!!!\n[11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!
bash.org #105284:\n \n<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose\n<GooseThe> k\n<juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve\n<GooseThe> 500\n<juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties\n<CpuMan2001> uh\n<CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes
bash.org #105288:\n \n* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube\n* You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script)\n* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube\n* Rejoined channel #gamecube\n<Luigi30> How can a script be gay?\n<Luigi30> Scripts are asexual\n<Luigi30> :P\n* You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness)\n* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube\n* Rejoined channel #gamecube\n<Luigi30> That's better.
bash.org #105289:\n \n<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good\n<involution> but usually never works\n<archimedes> same here
bash.org #105295:\n \n<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p\n* Quits: DigitalChaos\n<acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?
bash.org #105296:\n \n<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf\n<cardcheat> World Trade Federation\n<SteamedHams> world trade fire\n<cardcheat> Women That Fuck\n<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny\n<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting\n<SteamedHams> What The Nigger\n<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word\n<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
bash.org #105310:\n \n<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay \n<Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?
bash.org #105318:\n \n<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
bash.org #105320:\n \n[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore...\n[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!
bash.org #105324:\n \n<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in?\n<Renzian> It's called Canada.
bash.org #105325:\n \nCamman2003: like real life duck hunt\nLpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog\nCamman2003: yeah\\nCamman2003: but dont you lose points for that?\nLpInKyD: not in real life
bash.org #105331:\n \n(Oolong): i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot
bash.org #105332:\n \n(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.\n(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
bash.org #105334:\n \n<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding\n<RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields\n<RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip\n<xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.
bash.org #105336:\n \n<SypaNick> You get fischer price sql with MS\n<SypaNick> My first SQL server.
bash.org #105337:\n \n<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
bash.org #105339:\n \n[nosebleed] the only good thing about t.a.t.u. are that theyre lesbians
bash.org #105340:\n \n[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"\n[Kirby] yeah me to.\n[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!\n[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
bash.org #105344:\n \nPlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...\nRFizzyWig: what\nPlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa\nRFizzyWig: hahaha
bash.org #105350:\n \n<dora> I got one of those new penus razors\n<rigel> ...\n<dora> shit, I meant venus\n<dora> BAD typo\n<KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other..\n<rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about\n<dora> :P
bash.org #105351:\n \n<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies
bash.org #105353:\n \n<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped\n           by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video\n           tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating\n           the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to\n           her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the\n           camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits\n           the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.\n<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?\n<TheVirus> sure did\n<TheVirus> i was hungry
bash.org #105354:\n \n<Tian> Insulting Ohio is like making fun of the retarded kid at school
bash.org #105356:\n \nEricjericj: bunny is a funny word\nEricjericj: funny bunny\nEricjericj: bunnybunnybunny\nEricjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny\nEricjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny\nPeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?
bash.org #105364:\n \n<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house?\n<nastsmom> yes\n<nastsmom> first buy some eggs
bash.org #105366:\n \n<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION\n<kiwiman> Is the answer Sega\n<@Hele-WritingQs> ...\n* @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions
bash.org #105368:\n \n<imagine> oh god \n<imagine> im a loser \n<imagine> someone was messaging me on aim \n<imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off \n<imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing \n<imagine> and i corrected it \n<imagine> even though they had signed off \n<imagine> :(
bash.org #105373:\n \n<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french
bash.org #105377:\n \n<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals?\n<FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"\n<Radamanthys> atma- ;x
bash.org #105388:\n \nLint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
bash.org #105413:\n \n<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.\n<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
bash.org #105419:\n \n<Spyduh> wtf happened to dictionary.com \n<Spyduh> oh i spelt it wrong
bash.org #105421:\n \ncory: so how much shit did you pack.\ntara: like 2 duffle bags.\ncory:  damm thats alot of shit packing.\ntara: yeh i inventoried it.\ncory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.
bash.org #105433:\n \n<kommy> j/oin #horsesex
bash.org #105437:\n \n<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now\n<Comrade_Ez> and I must say\n<Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary\n<Comrade_Ez> man\n<Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now\n<Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
bash.org #105442:\n \n(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?\n(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?\n* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
bash.org #105447:\n \n<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...\n<DagdaMor> *ding ding*\n<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
bash.org #105455:\n \n<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets\n<fyre> say that to her@!\n<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
bash.org #105457:\n \n<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once\n<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
bash.org #105459:\n \n<pleb> MY OTHER COMPUTER IS YOUR IIS SERVER
bash.org #105462:\n \n<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom?\n<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent\n<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h .\n<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
bash.org #105463:\n \n<fyre> better delete that file\n<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!\n<black-hand> haha\n<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square\n<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
bash.org #105466:\n \n<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want some"
bash.org #105473:\n \n<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning\n<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing\n<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?\n<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
bash.org #105474:\n \n<fejed> heh\n<fejed> man\n<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train.\n<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker\n<fejed> and like\n<fejed> quoting him\n<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"\n<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him\n<fejed> and on the bus\n<fejed> there was this retard\n<fejed> saying he was a hacker\n<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"\n<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"\n<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"\n<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"\n<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"\n<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying.\n<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over\n<fejed> got up and asked me to get off\n<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
bash.org #105475:\n \n<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
bash.org #105481:\n \n<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus \n<gweebz0r> 279 viruses \n<gweebz0r> the best part was \n<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy \n<gweebz0r> they use custom software \n<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw \n<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
bash.org #105495:\n \n<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =] \n<massa> i'd probably be insulted \n<massa> but i dont know what integral means
bash.org #105503:\n \n<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
bash.org #105504:\n \n<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian? \n<teklord^> like one dollar \n<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
bash.org #105513:\n \n<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
bash.org #105531:\n \n<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position\n<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
bash.org #105553:\n \n<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM\n<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM\n<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM\n<Zaphod`> Repeat.\n<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
bash.org #105555:\n \n<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/ \n<@Chen> How old are you?\n<+fury> 18
bash.org #105571:\n \n[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
bash.org #105574:\n \n<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn.\n<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
bash.org #105590:\n \n<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine\n<[mahn]jooce> and\n<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was\n<Kitsa> lol\n<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
bash.org #105591:\n \n<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup\n<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room\n<Kitsa> take a big swig\n<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"\n<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine\n<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
bash.org #105595:\n \n(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
bash.org #105598:\n \n<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?\n<TheMeandMe> the movie\n<amorph> is this a joke?\n<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves\n<TheMeandMe> think about the title\n<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
bash.org #105605:\n \n<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
bash.org #105608:\n \n<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine
bash.org #105612:\n \n<AssBlade> man wtf\n<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
bash.org #105614:\n \n<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :) \n<cky> you unscrew the cap
bash.org #105621:\n \n<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent\n<Atomsk> brb
bash.org #105634:\n \n<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
bash.org #105640:\n \nSmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?\n\n1 Over 17\n\n2 13-17\n\n3 Under 13\nLisa Garland IV: 1\nSmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
bash.org #105641:\n \n<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!\n* Dilandou laughs like hell\n<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^\n<@Dilandou> he took his top off\n<@Dilandou> omfg\n<@Dilandou> LMFAO\n<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
bash.org #105648:\n \n<aNuBiS-> :/\n<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?\n<aNuBiS-> un-aligned\n<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd\n<natascam> did you try booze?
bash.org #105649:\n \n<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term\n<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!\n* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
bash.org #105651:\n \n<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq.. \n<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
bash.org #105653:\n \n<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work\n<JonJonB> ....fuck\n<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?\n<JonJonB> ...no?
bash.org #105667:\n \niHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570\niHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID\niHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day\niHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place\nVerl Is BOSS: what did they say\niHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?"\nVerl Is BOSS: owned?\niHeartDonKnotts: Probably!
bash.org #105674:\n \nlost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT\nQualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.\nQualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
bash.org #105677:\n \n<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am\n<+NoNameAndrew> her*
bash.org #105708:\n \n<timmo> its kind of weird\n<timmo> my grandma dropped acid\n<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins\n<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis
bash.org #105725:\n \n<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend. \n<CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
bash.org #105735:\n \n<mironixima> hello\n<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?\n<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
bash.org #105736:\n \n<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_;\n<Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape\n<AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn.\n<BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?\n<Naomi_in_Malice> hmm..\n<Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
bash.org #105744:\n \n<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world \n<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!"
bash.org #105747:\n \n<Mr_p> so hows ur man love?\n<Mr_Bandit> its a pain in the arse
bash.org #105761:\n \n<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working.  when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied
bash.org #105770:\n \n<imagine> Oh god. \n<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.
bash.org #105772:\n \n* Wes *rimjob*\n(Wes): er\n* Wes *rimshot*
bash.org #105773:\n \n<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?\n<tarvuz> umm\n<Wintermute> consonants?
bash.org #105778:\n \n<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot\n* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
bash.org #105784:\n \n<dkkev> If a girl cant dance\n<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either\n<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
bash.org #105794:\n \n<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures.\n<Seeth_There> I have genital crabs.\n<Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
bash.org #105819:\n \n<aeth> i don't remember any skullfucking in bladerunner
bash.org #105826:\n \n<mercury> CANADA: WE PUT THE "U" IN SATIRE
bash.org #105831:\n \n<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on \n<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
bash.org #105832:\n \n<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow
bash.org #105834:\n \n<Prozax> 9 cats? you must be really ugly
bash.org #105839:\n \n<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON \n<Avien> Y
bash.org #105841:\n \n<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive
bash.org #105842:\n \n<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession \n<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano \n<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on \n<@Hiryu> elton john
bash.org #105843:\n \n<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and hello
bash.org #105844:\n \n<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
bash.org #105847:\n \n<three> why the FUCK do we say TUNA FISH\n<three> we don't say CHICKEN BIRD
bash.org #105849:\n \n<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place \n<vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
bash.org #105855:\n \n<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid
bash.org #105874:\n \n<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up
bash.org #105880:\n \n<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation \n<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle.  It involved a horse too
bash.org #105886:\n \nCat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company"\nCat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net"\nCat1013: I think I need therapy
bash.org #105892:\n \n<fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to death metal..
bash.org #105894:\n \n<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
bash.org #105932:\n \n<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?\n<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
bash.org #105939:\n \n<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before. \n<MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well. \n<JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP? \n<MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration.\n<P\|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)
bash.org #105945:\n \n<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking, Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of shit.
bash.org #105946:\n \n<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
bash.org #105985:\n \n<D`Espice> root, god, what's the difference anyway?
bash.org #106065:\n \n<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't? Regardless of where you're at.)\n<aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into slot b.\n<Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad, what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it in long enough..\n<Calisa> Or pull it out too fast..\n* semi resists temptation to ask\n<Calisa> Temptation to ask what?\n<semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast\n<semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.
bash.org #106123:\n \n<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most\n<s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull
bash.org #106137:\n \n<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman?\n<nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?
bash.org #106144:\n \n<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole
bash.org #106184:\n \n<navs> i give up\n<wolf> navs: isn't that the translation of the french national anthem?\n<navs> hahaha\n<boobie> hahaha
bash.org #106186:\n \n[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv
bash.org #106198:\n \n<Mystical> what black super hero movie have u seen\n<Mystical> meteor man was\n<Oolong> shaft\n<Mystical> umm\n<Oolong> wait\n<Tenchi147> meteor man\n<Oolong> is he a super hero\n<Oolong> i consider shaft to be a superhero\n<Oolong> or at least one bad mutha
bash.org #106216:\n \n<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime
bash.org #106262:\n \n<imagine> I'm gonna go into notepad and make pretend I'm an op.
bash.org #106270:\n \n[Windshear]: I'd lose my dick if it wasn't strapped on
bash.org #106286:\n \n<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM  :P\n<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the morning, i "talk" to them ;)\n<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though\n<Skye-> I bet :P\n<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P\n<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p\n<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?\n<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself\n<fluffi> i "mime" ;)
bash.org #106304:\n \n<TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ?\n<TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@\n<moodlet> shitty taste in music
bash.org #106305:\n \n<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery does when she leaves the centre for abused wives?\n<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
bash.org #106311:\n \n<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today, luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead
bash.org #106363:\n \n(jo2): Do you know any help files for vb which are legal to download ?\n(@IRBMe): MSDN?\n(@IRBMe): or you could look on the CD's or something\n(jo2): i have no cds\n(@IRBMe): where did they go?\n(jo2): don't know\n(jo2): i never had them\n(jo2): i have downloaded a trial ver\n(@AndyDev): where did u d/l it from?\n(jo2): no warez\n(@AndyDev): where did u find the trial version?\n(jo2): don't know\n(jo2): it was 3 month ago\n(@AndyDev): then buy the cds\n(jo2): ok give me the money\n(@AndyDev): OK, download them from here ftp://warez:download@127.0.0.1\n(jo2): it doesn't work
bash.org #106371:\n \n< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes \n                  in a movie\n\n< mcp33p4n75> and ssh\n< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less\n< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability\n18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just \n                  looked at me like I was a moron
bash.org #106387:\n \n<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
bash.org #106393:\n \n<evildoer> EXCERRENT\n<Kitsa> what are you babbling on about?\n<evildoer> EYE BOUGHT A NEW GITARE AND POLICE QUEST + SWAT COLACTIAN\n<Kitsa> lol\n<Kitsa> ah\n<evildoer> IT ES TEHS QUALETY GITIR FOR 5 DOLARS\n<Kitsa> flea market?\n<evildoer> yas\n<Kitsa> what did you barter, your spelling ability?
bash.org #106414:\n \n<`jon`> oh god this is a joke \n<`jon`> 'jon-' is taken :/ \n<`jon`> /whotheFUCKis jon- \n<`jon`> oh shit \n\n-:- Jon- [teppic8@usr449-gat.cableinet.co.uk] has joined #doomroom \n<`jon`> its me \n<Jon-> heh
bash.org #106427:\n \n<NiceGuyEddie> "The miserly, large-nosed Gargamel is a blatant Jewish stereotype. Draw your own conclusions"\n<Alpha_Omega> PUT GARGAMEL IN THE OVEN THEN, GERMAN
bash.org #106429:\n \n<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.\n<Jim`> We're best friends.\n<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.\n<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.\n<telarium> Do you help him masturbate?\n<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.\n<Psitron> ...\n<Jim`> Er...\n<acdcfanbill> ~_^\n<Jim`> Bad timing.
bash.org #106430:\n \n* SBR_Scythe tosses RSFS_Cheif a Coke\n<SBRLestat> a sprite for me scythe\n<SBR_Starfire> Hey Scythe, I'll have a cock\n<SBR_Starfire> oh my god\n<SBR_Starfire> I'm never going to live that one down am I?\n<SBR_Scythe> nope
bash.org #106431:\n \n@jaban> "I'm going to go on the porn and get my e-mail *cough cough* I mean the Internet"\n@jaban> I don't know how many times I've made that mistake.\n@gardah> haha
bash.org #106432:\n \n<John5> ben\n<Ben> what\n<John5> i dont know how to say this but\n<John5> ......\n<John5> im gay\n<Ben> :\|\n<Ben> omfg\n<Ben> really?\n<John5> yeh\n<Ben> omfg\n<Ben> well\n<Ben> good luck\n<John5>APRIL FOOL\n<Ben> what the fuck are you on?\n<Ben> its teh middle of june\n<John5> .........fuck
bash.org #106433:\n \n* emil is now known as Thalos\n* Thalos is now known as thal0s\n* thal0s is now known as Thalos\n* Thalos is now known as emil\n<n00bish> *** emil is now known as SOMEONEWHOCANTDECIDEONANAME
bash.org #106442:\n \n<Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
bash.org #106446:\n \n<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL. \n<Chibi-Usa> HELLO \n<Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI \n<Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION \n<Frostuman_The_White> HELLO \n<Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE  \n<navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth \n<Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
bash.org #106450:\n \n<Frosty> I hate going into kitchens in Resident Evil. I mean - you just know that there's something in the 'fridge. There always is. And you don't want to open the 'fridge, but you know there's something in there that you need. However, you're running out of ammo, so you're left with killing a zombie using nothing more than a toothpick and the urine from pissing your pants.
bash.org #106454:\n \n<DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT \n<DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME. \n<DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT \n<DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.
bash.org #106459:\n \n<caze> SCO ought to be sued for suing
bash.org #106460:\n \n<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial socks.  \n<DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music.  And God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.
bash.org #106484:\n \n<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload\n<@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force
bash.org #106500:\n \n<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...\n<Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building...\n<Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit...\n<Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...\n<Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..."\n<logical_or> lol, geek\n<Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.\n<logical_or> ROFL
bash.org #106507:\n \n<@MooMooCow> what state you live in?\n<@waffl0r> indiana\n<@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore\n<@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P
bash.org #106513:\n \n<CactusJac> Mike Sweetser walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" Sweetser replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." Sweetser says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."
bash.org #106517:\n \n<@MephistoSan> I'm having deja vu\n<@MephistoSan> they must have added something new to the matrix\n<@MephistoSan> :/\n<+DHX\|cleaningroom> omg they cut the hardline\n<+DHX\|cleaningroom> GET OUT NOW\n<@MephistoSan> GET ME AN EXIT\n<+DHX\|cleaningroom> AFFIRMATIVE\nMephistoSan has left IRC (Quit: Local kill by DHX\|cleaningroom (exit))
bash.org #106531:\n \n<isosceles> remove your pants and do the roast beef dance
bash.org #106552:\n \n<crispexi> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
bash.org #106560:\n \n(+Silver) man never have porn and pics of people from irc in the same folder\n(+nixon) you accidently opened nhm's picture while doing the dirty\n(+nixon) didnt you\n(+Silver) it was yours\n(@CH) I'd just keep going\n(+Silver) CH: i didnt say i stopped
bash.org #106564:\n \n<MegaDeth[Away]> hmmm\n<MegaDeth[Away]> I like WASTE\n<MegaDeth[Away]> WASTE is my FRIEND\n<MH2> More people need WASTE\n<Luigi30> I excrete WASTE into the TOILET.\n<MH2> no\n<MH2> That's waste\n<MH2> Not WASTE
bash.org #106566:\n \n<ehk> anyone know what "PXE-E61: Media test failure, check cable" mean\n<sta-hi> ehk: it means that your PXE-E61 failed\n<sta-hi> due to a meida test failure\n<sta-hi> you should check your cable
bash.org #106571:\n \n<fronn> smurf gestation is probably like... 48 years...
bash.org #106572:\n \n<ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go without consequences.\n<ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.
bash.org #106573:\n \n#Jesus unable to join channel (invite only)
bash.org #106578:\n \n(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!
bash.org #106580:\n \n<baccus> anybody want the harry potter book in one big html file?\n<whytyf0rd> 900 pages via html isn't fun to read\n<whytyf0rd> too bad the printer paper will cost more than the book\n<whytyf0rd> the book is only 15 dollars\n<baccus> the printer at work is always free\n<whytyf0rd> ITS ONLY 15 DOLLARS\n<KungFuGrp> so are most cds whityfOrd\n<KungFuGrp> but we download those dont we
bash.org #106581:\n \n<Mog> NECROPHILIA IS SICK AND TWISTED\n<Mog> I LIKE MY GIRLS AND BOYS NICE AND ALIVE.\n<Mog> -boys
bash.org #106582:\n \n<GuyMontag> What do you call four thousand lawyers?\n<BigEars> microsoft
bash.org #106588:\n \n<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"?\n<sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk.\n<sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh
bash.org #106593:\n \n<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments\n<IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan\n<sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
bash.org #106598:\n \n<Skippy> Why can't women come with a help menu?\n<Pi> hah\n<Pi> or a manpage\n<Pi> or the source code
bash.org #106600:\n \n<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart
bash.org #106602:\n \n<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP". \n<tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"
bash.org #106603:\n \n<GPF> A fart is just a turd honking for right-of-way.
bash.org #106605:\n \n<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet and you'll need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
bash.org #106628:\n \n<{1000101}> America Jr my ass\n<{1000101}> Canada is like We Hate God Damn Iggerent Yank Land\n<_seph> you assume th atall of america is either stupid ignant countryfolk, or rapper wannabes\n<{1000101}> We have everything the US has, execpt we did it right\n<_seph> i despise both people\n<_seph> yes i always wanted to go to canada to live\n<{1000101}> No, I assume that all of the US a) thinks that *they* are America and b) are iggerent.
bash.org #106633:\n \n<Mach17> Google: your number one source of not sounding retarded.
bash.org #106634:\n \n<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan\n<norse> realplayer?\n<SpaceMonkey> quicktime
bash.org #106643:\n \n<Mr_Hanky> fubu = Farmers Used to Beat Us?
bash.org #106645:\n \n@(TekU4iA) btw\n\n@(TekU4iA) its 195bpm\n\n@(TekU4iA) thanks\n\n@(TekU4iA) K\n  (thebigo) 195?\n  (thebigo) who do you think you are? squarepusher?
bash.org #106661:\n \n<timb> I went into a local burger resturaunt, just a local town king if thing, pretty small, and I was wearing my I dig Mac OS X shirt\n<Toad> geek\n<timb> and the girl at the counter, really cute, about 18 or 19 went "I like your shirt!"\n<timb> and I went w00t! and she smilled the biggest smile and winked at me\n<Toad> you _said_ "w00t!"? wow\n<timb> yes, I said w00t\n<Toad> like "double u zero zero t"?\n<timb> no\n<Toad> like "woot"\n<timb> just plain woot
bash.org #106663:\n \n<Kudakeru> i just comitted a twinkie hate crime...
bash.org #106677:\n \n<Stevus> my pass is 6 letters long\n<Stevus> random letters i've memorized ;D\n<Dragon_Tear> kewl\n<LockeJV\|goPadres> it's s-t-e-v-u-s\n<Stevus> nah\n<Stevus> it's iakeuk\n<Stevus> er\n<Stevus> fuck
bash.org #106679:\n \n<college^boy> hey\n<college^boy> asl?\n<phoxie17> 43/m/prison\n<college^boy> seriouslly?
bash.org #106717:\n \n<StormCyko> i should get rich by making a gym for nerds with treadmills etc with LCD screens and internet access\n<Gwala> StormCyko: you know that kinda sounds cool.\n<AlpViper> you need incentive to make them run\n<AlpViper> the screens would have to be powered by the running\n* @Engush notes that most nerds who would go near a gym\n<StormCyko> heh\n<AlpViper> I know, make it if they drop below their targit HR/speed their net link turns off\n<Engush> hahaha\n<StormCyko> or have the bandwidth relative to their speed\n<AlpViper> wed have asian counter-strike players dieing in front of computers a lot more often
bash.org #106720:\n \n<cynical`> Math was cool until it's homosexual friend algebra came along
bash.org #106767:\n \n<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox?\n<Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone.\n<Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works."\n<Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it."\n<Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"
bash.org #106768:\n \n< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule that would allow anything and everything to come into the computer?\n< tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps?\n< GrandTheft> hmm let me try that\n\| GrandTheft [Grand@68.16.40.90] quit #slackware [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)]
bash.org #106771:\n \n<RocketMan> i came up with a new chocolately cereal that turns your milk brown\n<RocketMan> they're called Negr-O's
bash.org #106787:\n \n<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!\n\n<Snipa> what?\n\n<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.\n\n<Snipa> Think positive\n\n<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
bash.org #106805:\n \n<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's.\n<gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.
bash.org #106846:\n \n<Supa_Kuraka> if you flirt with the female version of yourself... is that masturbation or incest?
bash.org #106851:\n \n* Yugi_moto take out his card deck\n  <DoesNotExist> Yu-Gi-Oh is fricking hilarious.\n  <DoesNotExist> the hero's all like "I play my Blue Eyes White Dragon in defense position and attack!" and they all act like it was a stunning strategical move.\n  <DoesNotExist> it's an overly dramatic version of a magic the gathering tournament, which makes it so hilarious.\n  <Yugi_moto> I play black skull DRAGON IN ATACK MODE NOW BLACK SKULL Dragon ATTACK BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON\n  <Yugi_moto> ablterrate\n  <DoesNotExist> and they EXPLAIN THE RULES BEHIND EVERY SINGLE MOVE.\n  <DoesNotExist> "My blue eyes white dragon attacks... THE MOON!"\n  <Yugi_moto> black skull dragon  has  3200 atack points blue Eyes white dragon has 3000 atack points i have the stronger monster by atack points that means you lose 200 life points\n  <DoesNotExist> no, i play Mystical Swirling Hat Shield to counter that, which increases the Blue Eyes White Dragon's attack by 53...\n  <Yugi_moto> I play pendulam machine\n  <Yugi_moto> no\n  <Yugi_moto> Mysticazl Elf does that\n  <Yugi_moto> Mystical Elf\n  <DoesNotExist> i play Flaming Sword of Cheesy Goodness on Blue Eyes White Dragon as my last move, increasing my BEWD's attack by a triumphant 3333 due to my cheescake i'm eating.\n  <Yugi_moto> I sumon exiodea\n  <Yugi_moto> autometic win\n  <DoesNotExist> i play counterspell, discarding it.\n  <Yugi_moto> yuoo cant\n  <DoesNotExist> Yes i can. o_O\n  * DoesNotExist holds up his counterspell.\n  * DoesNotExist taps two islands...\n  * DoesNotExist plays counterspell on exiodea...\n  * DoesNotExist discards exiodea.,\n  <DoesNotExist> Now then, i play...\n  * DoesNotExist summons Sephiroth!\n  <DoesNotExist> I summon Sephiroth in the Lance Bass position, which causes your black skull dragon to commit suicide from the terrible n*sync music.
bash.org #106853:\n \n<Olympus> Mikelo2k is gay\n* Mikelo2k pwnz\n<akcom> you pwn rosey palms\n<Olympus> hehee\n<akcom> she nevers talks back, and i hear she gives great hand jobs
bash.org #106854:\n \n<Gohanmastaflex> \+\\n<Gohanmastaflex> (>^^(>**)>\n<Gohanmastaflex> catholic priest kirby!
bash.org #106856:\n \n<Gohanmastaflex> www.imac.com - "LOOLLOLOL I GOT A PC BTU I CNT FIGUR IT OWT IT WEN ALL LIKE "BEEEEEEP' AND NO WI GOT A MAC AND ITS LIKE 'BEEP' BUT IN TEH GOOD WAY SO YAH ITS PRETY."\n<Gohanmastaflex> Macintosh computer are easy to use. It's also easy to stick your hand in a wood chipper.
bash.org #106857:\n \n<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole?\n<lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard.\n<Flamecuber> whole or by limb?\n<lava-lord> whole.\n<Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares
bash.org #106860:\n \n<Kazimierz> the fast and the furious was full of homoerotic undertones\n<Kazimierz> just you couldn't hear them under the loud music and loud car engines
bash.org #106861:\n \n<Stratisphere> mirc must be the most annoying and addictive application (appart from solitare) ever developed for the pc
bash.org #106862:\n \n<hippyjoe> anyone one of u guys tried viagra? \n<Traeno> yea\n<Traeno> i snort it every now and then\n<hippyjoe> traeno i mean, take it then have sex \n<hippyjoe> not take it then beat off
bash.org #106864:\n \n<Alice> damn the man, save the empire!\n<Misseh> damn the empire , SAVE THE MAN !! ;-)\n<Eriond^AFK> damn the empire, sod the man, screw the woman
bash.org #106869:\n \n<Jeian> SeCuRe: who would you rather fuck? Marilyn Manson or the Hanson lead singer? ;] \n<SeCuRe> Jeain good god I would take Manson anyday lol \n<SeCuRe> he has tits! \n<SeCuRe> He does! and hason are all flat chested.. \n<SeCuRe> at least manson will let me rub them
bash.org #106874:\n \n<Trev-MUN> AND WHY ARE THERE TWO BEIGES IN HERE\n<BeigeGoo> Because I'm on a different computer.\n* E_Megas is tempted to kick the idle Beige just for fun.\n* Trev-MUN watches Beige run over to the other computer to show he's not idle.\n<Trev-MUN> <Beige> Nope, I'm not idle! *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Not idle either!\n<BeigeGoo> Megas, that would be wrong.\n<Trev-MUN> <Beige> Are you idle? *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Nope. :(\n<Beige> I agree.\n<Trev-MUN> <Beige> We're not idle, Megas. *tmp tmp tmp* <BeigeGoo> Yes. :(\n<Trev-MUN> * Beige was kicked by E_Megas (LACEYDOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAA)\n<Trev-MUN> <BeigeGoo> ... >(\n<BeigeGoo> Thanks for the re-enactment.\n<Trev-MUN> Anytime.
bash.org #106876:\n \n<Kobe_Tai> guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain\n<Kobe_Tai> all of his vitals look okay\n<Kobe_Tai> no abdominal distension\n<Kobe_Tai> no nauseau/vomiting\n<Kobe_Tai> we go ahead and admit him\n<Kobe_Tai> and during his initial body audit\n<Kobe_Tai> I see scratches and tearing all around his anus\n<Kobe_Tai> so I'm like "have you been raped? or eaten anything unusual?"\n<Kobe_Tai> and hes like "no"\n<Kobe_Tai> so I make him an appointment with radiology\n<Kobe_Tai> and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound\n<Kobe_Tai> about 45 minutes later, they're calling me\n<Kobe_Tai> and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE"\n<Kobe_Tai> so I go down\n<Kobe_Tai> and theyre all like white as ghosts\n<Kobe_Tai> I put the film up on the slidr\n<Kobe_Tai> *slider\n<Kobe_Tai> the guy failed to mention that he had ?AN ENTIRE VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS\n<Kobe_Tai> pickle\n<Kobe_Tai> so, we sent him to surgery\n<Kobe_Tai> and because the lid was off\n<Kobe_Tai> it formed a vacuum\n<Kobe_Tai> and they had a real hard time removing it\n<Kobe_Tai> no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum\n<Kobe_Tai> when they did he hemorrhafed\n<Kobe_Tai> *hemorhagged\n<alex> all he wanted was to have a good time :(\n<alex> first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i would find one of those plastic ones
bash.org #106877:\n \n< maria> iMacs look a little like breasts with some sort of appendage stuck on where the nipple should be\n<@pearlbear> maria: !\n< maria> what?!\n< maria> they do!\n<@pearlbear> they do, now, don't they\n< karynn> maria needs to get laid\n<@pearlbear> why didn't I ever notice that.\n<@pearlbear> I mean those circles of vents on the top...\n* pearlbear now has a new reason to love her iMac
bash.org #106879:\n \n<jZSAURONZj> Oh Cool, someone sent me a Video clip of Punky Brewster all grown up and feeling herself up\n<jZSAURONZj> I love friends
bash.org #106880:\n \n*** Spazz has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer pressure)
bash.org #106886:\n \n---- Jeb changes topic to: http://pussyinacan.com/products.html \n\n-[ Jeb ]- there we go\n-[ J_B_007 ]- wow\n-[ J_B_007 ]- thats all they sell\n-[ Jeb ]- lol but all diferrent kinds\n-[ Jeb ]- if u click on the product\n-[ J_B_007 ]- oh\n* J_B_007 goes back\n-[ J_B_007 ]- heh\n-[ J_B_007 ]- is there a diff between the pussy and the mouth except that its turned sideways?\n-[ Jeb ]- lol
bash.org #106892:\n \n* `Dave` goes to his favourite suicide site\n<`Dave`> they tell you how to do it properly\n<Yuriko> if they were that good at it they wouldn't be able to write the site...
bash.org #106897:\n \n<diktatormike_> that's the tao of machines....corect one problem only to see 3 more underlying problems\n<Vlad902> I know, wtf, that's what happened in 1969, they found a bug in ls and ended up with Windows...
bash.org #106901:\n \n<void> I have cyberspew on my keyboard  <lewsha> it's cause you didn't use your WWW condom :(
bash.org #106912:\n \n<DJ> I like riding my dog after rain. Rain makes her frisky, so she's faster.\n<DJ> ...riding my dog around the block.\n<DJ> ...on a bike\n<Jinjo_Eagle> ...\n<DJ> Because it's faster, and she can keep up easier when she's frisky\n<DJ> That first line came out all wrong\n<Jinjo_Eagle> You can't make that look better.\n<Jinjo_Eagle> Yes, yes it did, and there is nothing you can do about it.\n<DJ> I don't walk my dog, I have the leash around my wrist as I ride my bike around the block!\n<MewMewtwo45> Hehehe\n<DJ> And my dog gets hyper after it has rained!\n<Jinjo_Eagle> Okay, sure.\n<DJ> :(\n* Jinjo_Eagle pats DJ on the back
bash.org #106916:\n \n<-yptosis> I've ingested 12 liters of mountain dew in 4 days.\n<CaptainTwopegleg> That's 3 liters a day!\n<mike> light weight\n<BloodFromStone> That it is.\n<-yptosis> Thats a lot for me.\n<-yptosis> I've just started pouring it directly in the toilet to save time.
bash.org #106919:\n \n<e> I don't watch tv.\n<e> Too many popup ads during movies.
bash.org #106928:\n \nReganbishop: my house may be sold, my boss is an idiot, and my x is a pain......\nKanzure: ahhh grasshopper. You have achieved the american dream....
bash.org #106968:\n \n<NekoGuy> Non-Human Intelligent Rights Act: Subsection 4a. Digital Intelligence: Any conscious program shall never run under the Windows Operating System.
bash.org #106974:\n \n* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout\n<AndrewLB> ???\n<AndrewLB> What did I do?\n<Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p\n<Wanai> no harm towards you\n<AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?\n* AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.\n<AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here bitch.
bash.org #106976:\n \n<TurdS> i have to go and negociate the release of the chocolate hostages\n* TurdS is now known as TurdS[shitting]
bash.org #107007:\n \n< bijection> Could everyone in IT do me a favour? Stop using the word "solution" to describe fucking everything under the sun. A computer is not a "solution". A piece of software is not a "solution". A minimum wage asshole plugging in the $1.50 network cable is not a "solution".
bash.org #107020:\n \n<Volt9000> Forget stabbing people in the face over the Internet.... I'd become wealthy if I made a program where you enter someone's IP address and you can remotely sterilize them
bash.org #107068:\n \n<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home\n<toe2toe> im just trying to picture that\n<toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.."\n<toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"
bash.org #107079:\n \nVideo games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. - Kristian Wilson, CEO at Nintendo Gaming Corporation Inc.
bash.org #107101:\n \n*** BRNOUt has joined #sgl2\n* Babau glares.\n*** BRNOUt has left #sgl2
bash.org #107111:\n \n* +bulitpruf is AFK, playing horseshoes wit my blind uncle and his midget son \n* +sab0t is AFK, playing horseshoes with my midget son & my gay nephew
bash.org #107123:\n \n(Xerox): Right on! Hey, there are some Thai tribes that are afraid of spirits called phii, or "widow ghosts." These spirits are sexually voracious women who have died violently, and they attack men in their sleep. The charm for these are giant wooden phallus carvings outside the house. They work by acting as decoys.\n(Squizzle): Xerox: Eh, every culture tries to explain nocturnal emissions. \n(Xerox): To quote my book: "...Ranging from the crudest wooden shafts, to carefully carved images complete with coconut shell testicles and fishnet pubic hair..."\n(Xerox): Yes, but this one I find particularly humorous. \n(Xerox): Imagine going into some village and seeing giant penis statues everywhere. \n(Squizzle): That would truly rule. \n(Rico): It'd be funnier if the Moai had giant stone schlongs. \n(Xerox): Well, that certainly would've made a few old Konami shooters a lot more interesting... \n(Rico): Options- the glorified orange spermicide.
bash.org #107128:\n \n(Mountain): i'am the mountain where u all ppl fight and fight to climb on me\n(AndyDev): breasts?
bash.org #107130:\n \n[PaleMoon] Video killed the radio star\n[PaleMoon] which is fortunate.. cos radio porn never really caught on
bash.org #107136:\n \n<MattC> i gotta input like a foot high pack of paper into a computer\n<xerent> omg... fold it carefully and use the floppy drive?
bash.org #107137:\n \n<ab0mination> Snow White has been sacked by Disney Productions. Apparently she was caught sitting on Pinochio's face singing "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies".
bash.org #107162:\n \n<ChaosBob> somebody needs to write an irc client that makes chat text look like source code\n<ChaosBob> for when your boss walks in the room
bash.org #107168:\n \n<TripleRach> Hmm classical music isn't good for it at all\n<MiraiMatt> No classical does not blast\n<TripleRach> I can't like open my windows and yell at my neighbors "HOW BOUT SOME BEETHOVEN MOTHERFUCKERS"
bash.org #107173:\n \n<Rogue> You can have quit messages?\n<Rogue> I always try and rejoin real fast to read it but i always miss it\n<Rogue> Im getting closer
bash.org #107179:\n \n[16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick
bash.org #107185:\n \n<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002\n<chrissy> in your house? shit! that's a lot of boobies!\n<Jaz> hehe\n<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day
bash.org #107189:\n \n<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now\n<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad\n<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want
bash.org #107196:\n \n* Mike0ne sneaks up quietly and has sex in Jarrith\n<cakemix26> just ackt up\n<Jarrith> MIKEONE HAS HERPES\n<Jarrith> oh god\n* Jarrith runs away\n<Jarrith> that was badly timed
bash.org #107233:\n \n<eva> hey guys, guess what im eating right now!\n<Ed> big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.\n<eva> starts with a 3\n<Ed> three big black cocks dripping with pearly semen.
bash.org #107245:\n \n<WorkLord> nasa uses both systems\n<WorkLord> on martian landers\n<WorkLord> hehe\n<Luigi30> That's why all our stuff explodes\n<Luigi30> Especially shuttles\n<Luigi30> and Mars landers\n<WorkLord> ITS OK EVERYONE\n<WorkLord> HES BACK TO STUPID\n<WorkLord> armageddon averted\n<Luigi30> in Soviet Union, shuttles explode YOU!\n* Luigi30 runs around farting\n<Luigi30> Yay! I'm stupid!\n* Luigi30 explodes leaving a jagged black mark on the ground and some smoke\n<Dave2> YAY!!!!
bash.org #107248:\n \n<Aury> O.o;; You all have to wait longer for movies to come out?\n<leckie> Well yeah... sometimes.\n<Aury> What is that, some sort of backwater hell of a town?\n<leckie> It's the UK Aury.
bash.org #107256:\n \nSubstitue Teacher> Alright class. Here's the next question. Spain was divided into what? Hint, Canada has these.\nDane> Umm... Canadians!\nKyle> ... Provinces you idiot...
bash.org #107257:\n \n<JakeD> My fingers are so fucking big that I'm all like "apjps0-3" just trying to type the word "hi"\n<Winter> wow, i bet you're a hit with the ladies.\n<JakeD> Yeah. "Hi, I'm Lisa." "apjps0-3" "....Fucking freak."\n<Winter> i was thinking IRL, but i suppose you're more clumsy there?\n<JakeD> That was an IRL example.
bash.org #107262:\n \n* cuba has joined #uplink\n<cuba> hoi all \n* Dave2\|Laptop bans trade with cuba\n* Luigi30 arms cuba with missiles\n<KeaponLaffin> Luigi30: hey now, no bay of pigs
bash.org #107288:\n \n* jitspoe had forgotten how time consuming modeling is\n<spdif> keep your clothes on jit. no matter how much money they offer you
bash.org #107292:\n \n<[GUNr]J0E> hahahah ive gotten laid more than jit\n<jitspoe> I'm saving my virginity for a female
bash.org #107294:\n \n<Calrathan> well, I'm screwed\n<Calrathan> not gunna get this work done\n<Fryth> irc to the rescue!\n<Calrathan> yay\n<Calrathan> it doesnt fix your problems...\n<Calrathan> but it sure makes you forget em
bash.org #107295:\n \n<Blue> yeah, a copy of it was found in a desert\n<Blue> the guy turned it into the newspaper or something instead of doing the right thing\n<Blue> which of course is ebaying it
bash.org #107296:\n \n<Fembot> what did one "racing stripe" in jitspoe's toilet say to another one?\n<Fembot> "are you alright? you look a little flushed."
bash.org #107298:\n \n<Xenophon> I was talking to this really cute girl, when I was on a walk with my parents. I hadn't seen her in years. After exchanging university experiences, I asked for her ph # and my dad jumped out of the woodwork and said "I'll memorize half of it for ya!"
bash.org #107303:\n \n<GaNja> anyone here good at setting up video cards?\n<Blue> nope, im horrible at it myself, so bad in fact i dont even havea video card\n<GaNja> oh\n<GaNja> that sucks
bash.org #107304:\n \n<Zimbu> heh, the ad bar on fark speaks for itself...\n<Zimbu> "1000s of naked women on your desktop! NSFW!: 18 comments"\n<Zimbu> "Revenge Lady- My story of complete and utter humiliation: 8 comments"\n<Zimbu> "i saw a turtle: 1136 comments"
bash.org #107307:\n \n<Borgus> How does one go about becoming an op?\n<Fembot> kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach
bash.org #107311:\n \n<basschimp> sitting down in a kilt is easy. after the first few times.\n<Yardbomb> Heehee\n<Yardbomb> lol\n<Ant-> after the first few "AWW SWEET JESUS MAN"s?
bash.org #107314:\n \n<+Jasper> SourceX, its because of people like you that they put up signs that say "Please don't touch the animals" in zoos\n<+Jasper> -P\n<@SourceX> i wouildnt do it with other ppl around anyways\n<@SourceX> the signs are pointless
bash.org #107324:\n \n<dragondyne> doritos are just as good though\n<dragondyne> but the residue on your hands SUCKS ASS\n<Mog116> yeah\n<dragondyne> you need gloves to eat them\n<AvaLance204> Yes doritos mess up your hands\n<shadow> I don't mind the residue\n<Mog116> dorito residue sucks\ndragondyne> they should come with a pair of latex gloves\n<dragondyne> they would sell more\n<shadow> I usually eat chips when I'm not using my hands\n<shadow> er\n<AvaLance204> :o\n<shadow> you know what I mean\n<AvaLance204> lofl\n<dragondyne> wtf\n<shadow> when I'm not using my hands for anything else\n<Mog116> what\n<shadow> ah crap\n<shadow> screw it\n<dragondyne> do you stick your head in the bag and rotate or something
bash.org #107325:\n \n<@ott> i work with a guy who has zacklee\n<@ott> his breath smells zacklee like his ass
bash.org #107329:\n \n<Cyber_Akuma> They REALLY want to make dying in the game realistic\n<Cyber_Akuma> The pc insantly locked up when i died
bash.org #107339:\n \n(Kixx^) Where can I download internet ?\n(@Osc) Kixx^ goto http://www.irchelp.org/download for info on getting files of any kind via IRC.\nKixx^) *lol*
bash.org #107346:\n \n<Devilmouse> help!!!\n<Devilmouse> * Yam invites you to join #gay\n<Devilmouse> i joined and they wont let me back out
bash.org #107354:\n \n<nylint> a pedophile and a little girl were walking into the woods\n<nylint> and the little girl said 'these woods are scary at night, mister'\n<nylint> and the pedophile said 'you're scared?  i have to walk back alone!'
bash.org #107355:\n \nvolsung> *Sigh*\njack> sigh what?\nvolsung> Talking to my mom again.\nvolsung> I tried to explain that job #1 is modeling the effects of the solar wind on the Earth's magnetic field and that my advisor's model wasn't working at all.\nvolsung> Her immediate response was "Well, that's because you aren't                taking into account the effect of consciousness on the charged particles."\nvolsung> I did not know how to respond to that.
bash.org #107363:\n \n(@Nick^) we were about to start an important exam yesterday\n(@Nick^) and the male teacher says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front"\n(@Nick^) and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah\n(@Nick^) then the teacher walks down the row of people to check, and says to my /other/ friend, "Is that a mobile phone in your pocket?"\n(@Nick^) and my friend turned round and said "No he's just pleased to see you"\n(@Nick^) I almost got kicked out for crying with laughter
bash.org #107364:\n \n<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.\n<Analogy> DAYS.\n* silentjoe backs away from analogy\n<Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next.
bash.org #107367:\n \n* djenk feels like his energy has been completly drained out of him\n* muiredach pumps energy back up in djenk\n<muiredach> ooops, that was the airpump ;-)\n* djenk now feels listless and bloated too ;/
bash.org #107371:\n \n<NekoGuy> Oh my fucking god I'm 16 years old, engaged, with a 2.0 average planning to make a career out of politics, I spend my entire day on IRC, looking at porn and fantasizing about a race of catgirls that will never exist.\n<NekoGuy> IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME.\n* NekoGuy kills himself
bash.org #107373:\n \n< kriptik> !sites\n< BassBoy> !sites\n< kriptik> !geeks-in-g-strings\n< BassBoy> !nude-animals\n< kriptik> !greasy-ewok-bitches\n< BassBoy> !underage-gerbil-sluts\n< kriptik> you win :(
bash.org #107380:\n \n* Rask says AHEM extremely loudly.\n\n* Blasphemy gives Rask a cough drop.\n\n<Denise> SARS! :o\n\n<Chickita_Banana> lol\n\n* Denise passes out masks.\n\n* Rask sticks it in his nose and says AHEM again.\n\n<Chickita_Banana> a cough drop in your nose?\n\n* Denise watches it shoot out of Rask's nose and hit Chickita in the face.\n\n<Denise> Maybe it's a nose drop.\n\n<Chickita_Banana> lol\n\n* Chickita_Banana throws it at Denise\n\n* Denise gets it lodged in her throat.\n\n<Blasphemy> o.o\n\n* Denise does the heimlich on herself.\n\n<Blasphemy> Denise.\n\n* Denise lives.\n\n<Blasphemy> You're wierd.\n\n* Denise spears Blasphemy.\n\n* Denise drags him to her igloo.\n\n* Chickita_Banana watches\n\n<Blasphemy> Plz don't rape me >_< I'll do anything!
bash.org #107381:\n \n<Tenchi147> if you were in a shower with another guy and he droped the soup\n<Tenchi147> would you do anything?\n<Oolong^Pokemon> not if it wasn't my boyfriend\n<Oolong^Pokemon> hell no\n<Tenchi147> I am not thinking while typeing\n<Tenchi147> I am going to shut up now\n<Katarica> If I was in the shower and another girl dropped the soup\n<Katarica> I would wonder why the HELL she was eating soup in the fucking shower
bash.org #107382:\n \n<^NoS^Sikarian> you know\n<^NoS^Sikarian> in working with the tech department the past week\n<^NoS^Sikarian> know what ive found out?\n<^NoS^Sikarian> those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbles are like a little kid\n<^NoS^Sikarian> 'HEY! LOoK AT ME!  LOOOK WHAT IM DOING! =D =D =D LOoK!! YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!! COME ON LOOK!!"\n<^NoS^Sikarian> Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"\n<^NoS^Sikarian> 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN! =D"
bash.org #107384:\n \nMayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's graduation ;)\nC_Caillavet: you rule\nC_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?\nMayor of your Brain: Fuck them, I got meatloaf
bash.org #107390:\n \n<Targen> Just saw the Smallvile season finale. (that's what you call those, right?)\n<NekoGuy> season finale? the last episode in a season right?\n<Targen> Yes.\n<NekoGuy> Yes, that's right.\n<NekoGuy> You've passed the American Television Culture test #1\n<NekoGuy> You win 20 pounds of fat.
bash.org #107395:\n \n<McBigMac> WHO STOLE MAH LIGHTER ?!\n<MysteryIslands> _o/\n<MysteryIslands> gotta take smoke now :D\n<McBigMac> Life needs a fukkin Search Function!\n<McBigMac> Search: Find Lighter
bash.org #107396:\n \n<@Dock> Water freezes faster the higher you are, I believe.\n<@phrozen> nice\n<@phrozen> next time i'll use the fridge upstairs
bash.org #107406:\n \neggmcpuffin: you have xp?\nGE GK: no hp
bash.org #107416:\n \n<fiz> porn's a good addiction too\n<fiz> not like needy womens\n<fiz> rub my feet... not tonight... in the butt again\n<fiz> bitch whine moan
bash.org #107420:\n \n<HeadlessCow> urr...you've never touched a girl's breasts and known her cup size?\n<evilroot> HeadlessCow:  hrm, I rarely remember such things\n<evilroot> Hard enough remembering their names
bash.org #107421:\n \n<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR\n<melx0rz> i didn't answer\n<melx0rz> er.. HE\n<melx0rz> He didn't answer
bash.org #107425:\n \n<NekoGuy> Hey Guys, long time no see, ever since that fucking war on terror started, I'm currently building several strategic size nuclear weapons, and wanted you're opinion, I've secured weapons grade plutonium, now I can't decide, gun type or implosive war heads? I'm gonna mount them on #1283-8171-200 Deep Strike Cruise Missiles, so weight is an issue\n<NekoGuy> um... wrong channel/server\n<NekoGuy> sorry\n<Xypher> if that was an attempt to be funny it sucked.\n<NekoGuy> No, it was seriously the wrong channel/server\n<NekoGuy> fucking idiot.\n<Robby> implosive war head\n<NekoGuy> Really? Thanks.
bash.org #107427:\n \n<UGT> http://www.superracer.com\n<UGT> dl :)\n<Jorkapp> ...the demo is 42 megs\n<Jorkapp> thats about 2.5 hours on dialup\n<UGT> better start now\n<Jorkapp> I would rather spend those 2.5 hours dling pr0... HalfLife Mods.\n<UGT> lol\n* Jorkapp whistles innocently
bash.org #107433:\n \n<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill yourself\n<Bertovo> No\n<Bertovo> I would kill my parents \n<kmad> good point\n<Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table"\n<kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself"\n<Bertovo> if only it were that easy
bash.org #107434:\n \nprocrastination is like masturbation, it feels real good while your doing it, but in the end you realize your just screwing yourself/
bash.org #107435:\n \n<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off to cartoons in there!?"\n<richmond> :(\n<BloodFromStone> haha\n<BloodFromStone> Busted.\n<Dragonfly> lol\n<richmond> haha\n<richmond> yeah :(
bash.org #107442:\n \n<randomguy99> What's a guy (like me) got to do to get +h or higher around here?\n<PPN[fp]> send cash\n<PPN[fp]> :D\n<randomguy99> Can't I just sleep with someone?\n<PPN[fp]> all the ops are male\n* randomguy99 is now known as randomchick99\n<randomchick99> not a problem
bash.org #107445:\n \n<bob_hobo_killer> It's 10:00 do you know where your children are?\n<meiv4> in a handful of tissues in my trashcan
bash.org #107453:\n \n<pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis\n<pk_madness00> :\\n<Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?
bash.org #107477:\n \n<@London> and you're 18, a little early to be making a huge deal out of a 5 month relationship\n<%KiK`Grieving> Normally I would agree, but even though it's been only 5 months, it seems like so much more.\n<+Spazz> He plays quake and idles in a channel on netfrag.  Having a girlfriend is like.. a status.  Puts you above the rest.  When you lose that status, it sucks.  :p\n<%KiK`Grieving> Indeed.
bash.org #107490:\n \n<Torke> haha, tgp couldn't score with a chick if she came right up to him and asked to suck his dick\n<Torke> because\n<Torke> that happened\n<Torke> and he didn't score
bash.org #107493:\n \n<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it\n<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?\n<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it\n<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something\n<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself
bash.org #107496:\n \n<ksennin> Easy E is the only member of NWA who gets any pussy\n<TripleRach> doubtful\n<TripleRach> easy e is dead\n<ksennin> what really\n<TripleRach> uh yeah\n<ksennin> oh man i lost track of my homies. :\|\n<TripleRach> he died of aids many years ago\n<ksennin> aha\n<ksennin> So he did get lots of pussy.
bash.org #107515:\n \n<Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!\n<smarm> hehe\n<Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old male?
bash.org #107516:\n \n<Work_Plague> irl? \n<WorkLord> its like irc only with less text and more gravity
bash.org #107517:\n \n<WeZ> goodie 1 more hour then home time for me\n<WeZ> hehe\n<WeZ> not coming back this afternoon\n<Guyt_X> lucky\n<Guyt_X> why\n<Guyt_X> do u need to eat ?\n* Guyt_X runs\n<WeZ> going to the doctor to have a mole removed\n<Guyt_X> why dont u just wash\n<Guyt_X> sorry im nasty\n<Guyt_X> that was un called for\n<WeZ> sies\n* Guyt_X goes to wash his mouth out with soap\n* Guyt_X hands WeZ the soap\n<Guyt_X> u might need this
bash.org #107533:\n \n<slayer> Punctuation should be accompanied with correct smelling and grammar.
bash.org #107538:\n \n<InvisableMan> with the new P4s and the amd opteron...\n<Wish> Apple getting bashed everywhere :)\n<InvisableMan> apple is the chick at the bukakke party
bash.org #107572:\n \n* fudge stares @ his big package\n<NightsB> ....\n<NightsB> i really hope you got something in the mail\n<fudge> yea\n<NightsB> ah\n<fudge> it didnt occur to me what i said..until after i said it
bash.org #107755:\n \n<prefix-> I just feel like going upto any idiotic bitch that says porn is bad and that boys will be fawked by looking at it, and just flap down my pants and slap my penis at her
bash.org #107809:\n \n<Wheelman56> when i look back on what i just did to my dog i no longer wonder why i have no friends\n<Jessi> what did you do to the poor thing\n<Wheelman56> i took an empty cup and put it on my mouth and inhaled, therefore sticking it to my face\n<Wheelman56> then i jumped up at down at my dog\n<Wheelman56> waving my arms\n<Wheelman56> and making bird sounds\n<Wheelman56> ...
bash.org #107853:\n \n<Kazz> I like how Unreal Tournament is way better than Unreal.\n<Kazz> Like how Casablanca Tournament was better than Casablanca.\n<Random-Guy> "In all the servers in all the clans...she had to join mine."\n<Kazz> "Frag the usual suspects."\n<SoulBain> "Damnit, you can flag cap for her you can do it for me."\n<Kazz> "I am shocked, SHOCKED to find that camping is going on in this casino!"
bash.org #107855:\n \nAoD> Hey.  Would anyone here have paid money to kick Saddam out of power?\n<dubuto> Sure.\n<AoD> Pick a figure.\n<dubuto> I heard the Iraq thing cost 63odd billion.\n<AoD> What would it have been worth to you to get rid of him?\n<AoD> OUt of your pocket.\n<dubuto> Tough question.\n<AoD> It cost us 220 dollars each.\n<Meadow_Boxer> Ain't that some shit\n<AoD> Could have been worse.\n<AoD> Hell, at 220 dollars a pop, I'm game for another tyrant!\n<Gavok> How much to eliminate Whoopie Goldberg?
bash.org #107985:\n \n* EB eats a banana, really slowly\n* SC finds that disturbing.\n* eye too\n* EB CHOMPS\n<eye> O_O\n<SC> uck.\n* Reis gets an erection.\n<eye> for some reason that makes my will yhurt\n<EB> lol\n<EB> I love doing that... especially when there are lots of people around. Eat your banana really slow. THen suddenly, go CHOMP\n<SC> heh\n<EB> And see how many guys wince.\n<eye> you madam are evil!\n<EB> yes, yes I am
bash.org #108030:\n \n* angeliz she slowly moves her tongue into his mouth ...he loves it\n[Beckham] angeliz?\n[Petrock] wrong room?\n*** angeliz has left #highveld
bash.org #108107:\n \n<axi0m> dude\n<axi0m> i didnt just cut it\n<axi0m> I fucking\n<axi0m> lodged the casing of the hdd into my finger\n<axi0m> i had to yank it out\n*** faze changes the topic to '*** Joins: axi0m (axi0m@fusion.will.run-the.NET) \n<faze> were u termperarily able to access your harddrive via your circulatory system\n<faze> or am i watchin to many tv shows =\n<axi0m> yea dude\n<axi0m> it was l33t\n<axi0m> then I jammed a cat5 cable up my ass and accessed the matrix
bash.org #108216:\n \niHeartDonKnotts: So Tuesday we go to Fry's\niHeartDonKnotts: And I buy a few CD-Rs\niHeartDonKnotts: Rick buys Half Life Platinum Pack, despite all of us urging him not to\niHeartDonKnotts: And Mo fucking steals two hard drives, a 9700, and an mp3 player\ncyateon: wtf\niHeartDonKnotts: I know!\niHeartDonKnotts: Fuck, Rick, I'll burn it for you!
bash.org #108391:\n \nAndrewLB: The term "What the fuck" might apply here.\nAriaStargazer: Would it? :o\nAndrewLB: My computer crashes, and now windows claims it's January 1st 1980...\nCrossAlkaid: Your computer is fondly remembering when you weren't born yet.\nAndrewLB: One sec, I'm going to go out and buy as much stock as I can before time re-asserts it's self.
bash.org #108527:\n \n<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic
bash.org #108596:\n \n--> Globulus (~XXXXXX@XXXXXX.XXXXXXcpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #c\n* Globulus why they ban me from #china all I say is "ME CHINESE ME MAKE JOKE ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"\n\n--- qball sets ban on *!*@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
bash.org #108597:\n \n<Sageous> I had a dream that i met michael jackson and he held my hand while we talked for about 10 minutes....i woke up feeling like i understood all the weirdness about him...but then it faded like dreams do and now i cant understand him again.\n<Miss_P> i'd be more worried about him holding your hand if i were you
bash.org #108598:\n \n<Harri> see, i need some kind of rig where i can just think what i want to type\n<pinball_dreams> then we'd get loads of sick man-love talk though...and you'd be well and truly caught out once more...
bash.org #108609:\n \n<sta-hi> its too bad that i really like their voices... at least the end\n          result after mixing, and that i have an affinity for russians...\n<sta-hi> tatu is just too dumb to fit my perceptions.\n<sta-hi> they confuse me.
bash.org #108614:\n \n<ChopLogik> ie ergo vis-a-vis concordantly ex thusly betwixt!\n<Brass> Chop:  You missed a "therefore" and a "etc."\n<ChopLogik> well i didnt miss YOUR MOM WITH A HUGE LOAD OF SEMEN
bash.org #108617:\n \n<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets.
bash.org #108629:\n \n<vasquez> whatever happened to that terron fellow?\n* wabbit points to jeff0r\n<DragonLord98> he died\n<DragonLord98> he got in a car wreck\n<DragonLord98> he got thrown through the windshield\n<DragonLord98> into oncomming traffic\n<vasquez> aww\n<DragonLord98> and hit by a church bus\n<vasquez> HAHA\n<vasquez> i knew that religion bull would kill him in the end
bash.org #108630:\n \nAegis> bah\n<Aegis> I'm out of pop\n<Aegis> and I don't have enough sugar to make koolaid\n<Aegis> sec, I'm gonna go melt some freezies into a glass\n<Mazrim> store run?\n<ameh> lol\n<Aegis> Maz: Not while male ingeunity can still prevail
bash.org #108657:\n \n[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.\n[-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] - smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org
bash.org #108679:\n \n(killjoy) adora; still. women have things like continous orgasm, multiple orgasms, etc etc... i'm sure something's bound to trigger.\n(Adora) not if you're good\n(Adora) i mean, really good. If you had teh skillz.\n(killjoy) i'd rather give her a multiple orgasm then one big one ;p\n(mibi-drunk-on-life) id settle for a light moan\n(Adora) i suppose you could kill a hour or so with some (now legal) texan buttsex and master/slave play...\n(mibi-drunk-on-life) adora can i pm you?
bash.org #108694:\n \n<prence> i wonder if that time i choked on a popsicle meant i deep throated it
bash.org #108710:\n \n<Exor> SHOIT\n<kevin> hahahahahahaha\n<Exor> yea ive been thinking british lately
bash.org #108711:\n \n+(norad) if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get woman hitler :/
bash.org #108714:\n \nJpfan01 :if guys didn't have orgasms sometimes like women did \n\nWolf3055 :that would suck \n\nJpfan01 :we'd be killing entire city blocks \n\nJpfan01 :and rioting
bash.org #108730:\n \n<RjT> I just fucked a chipmunk\n<Osmosis> erm\n<RjT> ah shit wrong window
bash.org #108825:\n \n(@^duckman^) shit i ate soap brb
bash.org #108997:\n \n<oDDY> did u take a picture :(\n<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(\n<OoROng> nah\n<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then\n<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it\n<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D\n<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month\n<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out\n<rcg> what's it say?\n<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV\n<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV\n<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV\n<oDDY> ...\n<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt\n<oDDY> ooo!\n<oDDY> sexy X_x\n<rcg> oh
bash.org #109111:\n \n<Thel> "You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation." \n* SephirothTheOneWingedAngel (~uole@130.39.47.11) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) \n* SporkBad (~LanceBad@148.246.78.170) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) \n* Sir_Spankspeople (PsychoSam_@216.58.5.5 Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net) \n* Ace\|werk (~Cartoonis@206.169.51.19) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
bash.org #109230:\n \n<Firestorm-> my parents \n<Firestorm-> lol \n<Firestorm-> they walked in on my once \n<Firestorm-> that.. sucked. \n<Firestorm-> seriously \n<Firestorm-> nope \n<Firestorm-> they walked in, screamed, left. \n<Firestorm-> and I continued \n<Hinkey> you continued after they left? \n<Hinkey> you sick fuck \n<Firestorm-> yes Hinkey I finished up. \n<Firestorm-> and then I screamed at them
bash.org #109270:\n \n<Melkor> ===== Question 9518/10000  =====\n<Melkor> the chinese ideograph with two women under one roof means what?\n<Melkor> Hint: @@@@@@@\n<Xylus2> incest\n<UltraSSJ> free porn\n<Xylus2> lesbian
bash.org #109288:\n \n<s_> well\n<s_> i have button and string shorts\n<troop> I'll bet\n<s_> and its hell to go to the bathroom\n<s_> so i just lift my short leg up\n<s_> and pee out the side\n<troop> lol
bash.org #109297:\n \n<+sampson> i'm such a fag i setup winxp to look like osx
bash.org #109306:\n \n<Phylitsa> bath, brb\n<Kiz> videotaping innocent teenagers. brb
bash.org #109330:\n \n* meek has joined #8-bit.theater \n<meek> 3600 penises \n* meek has left #8-bit.theater \n<CanNinja> That was random. \n<BrvFencer> That was meek.
bash.org #109334:\n \n* CanNinja masturbates. \n<OB1> ....... \n* OB1 turns around \n<CanNinja> It's not like I'm spraying you in the face or anything.
bash.org #109345:\n \n<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys! \n<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention Whore" \n<Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen
bash.org #109376:\n \n<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here\n<Skail> who's using it now?
bash.org #109385:\n \n<@Phae> we could get a hooker, and patch it with a gf crack... then it'd be free,a nd you wouldn't have to register it
bash.org #109501:\n \n<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s\n<drag-n> the sad thing is\n<drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.
bash.org #109531:\n \n<klafka> it's a sign your an irc nerd\n<klafka> if a song makes you want to type
bash.org #109533:\n \n<KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical\n<KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard\n<KeeperX> sjkl;'\n<KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n  bvcxzxcvbbnm,./,mnbvcxzAsdfghjkl;';lkjhwqwertyuioip['\n<KeeperX> k\n<KeeperX> i'm done\n<KeeperX> there were pubes in my keyboard\n<KeeperX> i dunno how they got there\n<Todd> sick
bash.org #109611:\n \n<Rowdy> Do ppl even test this shit?\n<Rowdy> Bloody FreeBSD.  It was better when it was elite and there were no fucking n00bz submitting lame ports.\n<Rowdy> I may have to switch to OpenBSD, just to be snooty.
bash.org #109801:\n \n<caesium> dude, like 2 years ago.. i was on the great canadian mine buster at wonderland and my tits were osciallting in a very unflattering way.. since then, ive known i needed to loose weight.
bash.org #109855:\n \n<Shads> fuk owning a honda\n<Shads> thats the same as addmitting u have a small penis\n<Shads> :/
bash.org #110000:\n \n<scanline> What's the past tense of netsplit? netsplat?
bash.org #110001:\n \n<splice> a duran, a thomson twin, eddie money, huey lewis, and keith richards\n<splice> get those clowns together and you've got cocaine voltron
bash.org #110038:\n \n<Allahkat> My wedding registry.\n<Allahkat> http://shop.hbc.com/giftregistry/\n<asshat> I know this is going to read stupid\n<asshat> but why do you register \n<asshat> to have people by you stuff??\n<sueb[work> so people know what kind of gifts you want\n<unchellmatt> To get swag, buddy!\n<Allahkat> You register so people can buy you stuff that you picked out for your house.\n<asshat> like an amazon wish list.\n<unchellmatt> You get gifties!\n<Allahkat> So you don't end up with ugly shit.\n<asshat> ahh, I see.\n<unchellmatt> That's going to happen anyway.\n<Albatross> and so you don't get 20 food processors\n<aeonite> You can do a lot of things with 20 food processors\n<Allahkat> And 50 babies.
bash.org #110204:\n \n<eva> In Thailand, Police believed a young girl committed suicide after getting stuck on a level of Bomberman.\n<eva> ahhaha thats gold\n<Spacecow> 09 Oct 02\n<etoilet> i hate suicide bombers
bash.org #110362:\n \n<ecoli> i think that drugging and assault are an important part of foreplay\n<ecoli> yeah\n<ecoli> like\n<ettenyl> roofies will do that.\n<ecoli> if i wanted something that would fuck me back, i'd bang a goat.
bash.org #110428:\n \n(lupin) Animal Crossing bothers me.  They give you an axe, they give you a\n+shovel.  They give you a vast expanse of tree-covered land.  But they don't\n+let you kill and bury people.
bash.org #110431:\n \n(InkBlot) From CNN: Rumsfield: Turkey plans will go ahead.\n(InkBlot) good to see Thanksgiving won't be canceled this year.
bash.org #110510:\n \n<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.\n<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
bash.org #110790:\n \n<turtletip> a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him\n<turtletip> it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle\n<turtletip> pretty funny
bash.org #111050:\n \n<tragic> canada is basically USA Expansion Pack
bash.org #111167:\n \n- #sex unable to join channel (invite only)
bash.org #111330:\n \n/* After a long long idle pause */\n<c4_faker> ...silence is a form of consent...\n<zeedo> so you can rape a mute woman legally?\n<zeedo> nice\n<c4_faker> hahahhahaa\n<c4_faker> whats she gunna do...scream in sign language?\n<c4_faker> :P\n<zeedo> yeh, they call it "punching"
bash.org #111338:\n \n<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book\n<JonJonB> Let's see the results...\n\n<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.\n<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything\n\n<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.\n\n<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."\n<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "\n\n<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls\n\n<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"\n\n<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.\n\n<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.\n\n<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.\n\n<JonJonB> Ok\n<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof\n<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all\n<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?\n<melusine > O_______O\n<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang\n\n<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.\n\n<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
bash.org #111427:\n \n<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight\n<DJ-Quack> well meeps?\n<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off\n<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps\n<hpr> lol :P\n<meeps> hahaha\n<DJ-Quack> you asshole\n<DJ-Quack> ;[\n<LawnMM> did he respawn?\n<meeps> Yeah, next round
bash.org #111522:\n \n<Squidwerd> *sings* Ooooooooo-oh supersadomasochistinecrobestiality, it's when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!
bash.org #111564:\n \n<arry75> hi\n<Aethelwulf> ?\n<arry75> asl pls\n<Aethelwulf> Speak english\n<arry75> age sex location please\n<Aethelwulf> Why does it matter?\n<Aethelwulf> 53 male Lituhuania\n<arry75> just wannaknow k\n<arry75> ok\n<arry75> i m looking for a girl\n<arry75> i hope u wont mind\n<Aethelwulf> Try a place called "outside"\n<Aethelwulf> I heard there is quite a few \n<arry75> k\n<arry75> thanks\n<arry75> no body is there\n<arry75> any way thanks
bash.org #111571:\n \n<Tonberry> MPs do the same thing on a military base as regular cops do in a city\n<metaldark> harass blacks and skaters?
bash.org #111587:\n \n<tetsu2051> i wish i knew where my keyboard was..\n<tetsu2051> oh ya...
bash.org #111642:\n \nTim Cline: im to lazy\nAzu: so lazy that you can't but the second 'o' in too\nTim Cline: indee
bash.org #111648:\n \n(@DarkJedi) i hate when people IM you for no reason\n(@DarkJedi) i hate talking about nothing\n(+chumpman) unless they are hot girls\n(+chumpman) then it's like\n(+chumpman) keep talking bitch, and maybe I can get inside your pants
bash.org #111649:\n \nSlapsterMcFlash: you know what\nPhatpandas: what?\nSlapsterMcFlash: if you shake your penis long enough, some juice comes out of it\nPhatpandas: some women drink that, i heard\nSlapsterMcFlash: ewww..who drinks pea?
bash.org #111791:\n \n<mibi> my sheets are so come stained and crusty its like sleeping on a crumpled origami blanket
bash.org #111805:\n \n<netw3rkd> i was going through my parents dresser and found a sock full of weed and took some\n<netw3rkd> oh shit my mom is behind me\n*** netw3rkd has Quit (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #111854:\n \nCTCP VERSION reply from Khaled: eggdrop v1.6.15
bash.org #111872:\n \n<siruv> FUCK!\n<siruv> FUCK!\n<pussydog> wats wrong?\n<siruv> i just sent an email of porn pics to a friend\n<siruv> got the email addy from my address book\n<siruv> but "dad" is next to "dave"\n<siruv> i chose "dad"\n<siruv> didn't realise till after it was sent\n<siruv> FUCK!
bash.org #111888:\n \n-!- Hella has joined #hithere\n<Hella> yo\n<Hella> screem\n<screem> hi hel\n<Hella> yo set me Op\n<screem> nah I won't\n<Hella> why not?`\n<Hella> you did before man\n<sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes\n<Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel!\n<screem> yah, sure\n<compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to\n<Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING!\n<screem> forget it bro\n<Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH!\n\n-!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing allowed)
bash.org #111996:\n \n<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair
bash.org #112010:\n \n<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight\n<sampson> EXCELLENT\n<sampson> THANKS!\n<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies\n<aves2k> like JPG
bash.org #112015:\n \n<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made\n<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black
bash.org #112032:\n \n<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
bash.org #112152:\n \n<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts
bash.org #112174:\n \n(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire
bash.org #112326:\n \n<@Lathiat> mmm http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6714208%255E15306,00.html\n<evilgoat> who cares?\n<evilgoat> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6710527%255E1702,00.html\n<evilgoat> now thats news\n<BenZor> rofl, this in an IT/ISP Geek channel\n<BenZor> ipV6 vs Monkeys go on rampage.... and monkeys win.\n<evilgoat> hell yeah
bash.org #112373:\n \n<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on\n<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad\n<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?\n<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though\n<HaiFlick> lol\n<railor> turns out it was my wife
bash.org #112614:\n \n<Shuichi-k> I learn something new everyday\n<Shuichi-k> whether it be about norse religion or how far a man can stretch his ass\n<Shuichi-k> ah, irc
bash.org #112686:\n \n(oscarb) so uhm\n(oscarb) a/s/l\n(session_xo) 52/f/thailand\n(oscarb) marry me\n(session_xo) why?\n(oscarb) because i like orange juice
bash.org #112807:\n \n<Costilled> "I run Linux." T-shirts\n<Costilled> availible in sizes L to XXXXL
bash.org #112863:\n \n(ravnos) im 'ol schoo'\n(misfit_) just because you computer is 7 years old and you have a dialup doesnt make you oldschool :P
bash.org #113017:\n \n<hobbit> hey dude... are your ears burning?\n<Dude> no\n<hobbit> Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then.\n<hobbit> Feeling any groin pain?\n<Dude> heh no\n<hobbit> hrm.... How about a scratchy throat?\n<hobbit> something simple..\n<Dude> nope\n<hobbit> bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work...\n<Dude> i disabled remote access in controll panel\n<hobbit> hrm.... that might be it.\n<Dude> ya gotta be secure\n<hobbit> hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!\n<hobbit> Anything now?\n<Dude> hmmm... i read uf nope\n<hobbit> you missing your eternal soul?\n* Dude checks\n<Dude> it sez under properties it was never installed\n<hobbit> bah\n<hobbit> Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out..\n<Dude> nice knowing ya
bash.org #113023:\n \n<`Sonny-Michaels> Oh good lord\n<`Sonny-Michaels> As if www.mofo.com wasn't bad enough\n<`Sonny-Michaels> You know the company Powergen?\n<@Evil-PR-Director> uh oh\n<`Sonny-Michaels> I'm told they're starting to move into Italy\n<`Sonny-Michaels> Using the suffix Italia tacked onto the corp name\n<`Sonny-Michaels> That's wrong in more ways than I want to think about\n<@Evil-PR-Director> yeah...\n<`Sonny-Michaels> Specially since they spelled it out for the url\n<`Sonny-Michaels> http://www.powergenitalia.com/
bash.org #113032:\n \n<Inuyasha> Those guys at bash must have some sort of auto-accept system with quotes\n<Inuyasha> Either that or the guys that approve them are both racist and blind
bash.org #113106:\n \n<AH6969> that's univ. irvine \n<AH6969> that college is like 60% azn\n<SKID> I bet the parking lot is like a used Honda lot \n<AH6969> there's a few expensive bmws and benzs in there\n<SKID> yeah....those are the japanese kids\n<SKID> and all the piece of shit cars with like dents and shit are the teachers cars
bash.org #113108:\n \n<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?\n<bobbles> i fell down some stairs\n<bobbles> does that count
bash.org #113110:\n \n<AfraidOfAmericans> I have money that smells like marijuana smoke\n<AfraidOfAmericans> I am annoyed.\n<Popples> I like the normal smell of money.\n<AfraidOfAmericans> heh.\n<AfraidOfAmericans> you mean cocaine?
bash.org #113121:\n \n<moocow39>do you like to masterbate?\n<beaverchild110>why are you asking questions like that?\n<moocow39>do you really want to know?\n<beaverchild110>yes tell me!\n<moocow39>because i am a single horny 48 year old man thats why!
bash.org #113123:\n \n<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
bash.org #113133:\n \n<PsychoDreameR> i want a good war script\n<PsychoDreameR> when can i get one??\n<placid> www.nato.com
bash.org #113142:\n \n(@niki-luv): those hurt my teeths\n(@grimreap): maddox\n(nuttso): only americans would have to provide the s\n(nuttso): otherwise its assumed that you'll have more than 1 tooth\n(nuttso): like canadians for example
bash.org #113143:\n \n<Agent5> i hear gold is rare up in canada\n<Agent5> sort of like finding a straight priest\n* Agent5 (CUE LAUGHTER)\n<Xenocide> lol\n<FrEEk> lol\n<Xenocide> i get it
bash.org #113152:\n \n<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes
bash.org #113195:\n \n<%Zero> then i broke my wrist in the growth plate twice\n<%Zero> once snowboarding\n<@mjc> ok.....\n<%Zero> and a fat kid fell on me \n<@Mike> ROFLMAO\n<@mjc> hehehehehehehehehe\n<%Zero> :(\n<%Zero> it hurt\n<%Zero> the kid was running\n<%Zero> tripped on his shoe lace\n<%Zero> and crushed me\n<@Mike> lmao
bash.org #113200:\n \n<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier"\n<Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn!\n<Grifter> o..kay\n<Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU!\n<Sketchee> It was faces of death\n<Grifter> What was it?\n<Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground\n<Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open\n<Sketchee> And stuff was poring out\n<Grifter> hm\n<Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me
bash.org #113211:\n \n<FoxBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 is:\n<FoxBot>            (Things) What is the fear of darkness known as\n<Stonetree> africaphobia
bash.org #113232:\n \n<Snowman>: if you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say?\n(i)alex: 50 words or lesss...\n(i)alex: hmmm\n(i)alex: is cock loving one word or two?
bash.org #113234:\n \n<bunny> i thought NZ was bad\n<bunny> you go to a US news site, and its like.. the same but like 10x bigger\n<bunny> we have like one person accidentlly drove of a cliff\n<bunny> they have three busloads drove off a cliff, when the driver of another car got out a machine gun and blew them to crap\n<bunny> alllllllllways gotta be better eh?\n<bunny> all followed by a penguin riding a tricycle
bash.org #113297:\n \n<aen> I look somewhat akin to a pensive crackwhore waiting for cock suckage, vexed that it hasn't come to pass.
bash.org #113308:\n \n<Gayo> Welsh phonetics baffle me.   <Zaratustra> That's how the Welsh managed to survive.   <Gayo> And that Welsh VERGEr wasn't much help either.   <vecna> "Lets go conquer the Welsh city of ....  er, fuckit.
bash.org #113319:\n \n<Ratzilla> I rest my cake.
bash.org #113333:\n \n<Zaratustra> I am an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why.
bash.org #113365:\n \n<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate?   <McGrue> Indeed.   <McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in "Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.
bash.org #113367:\n \n[2:22p] quits.. YT[Ping timeout]\n[2:24p] joins.. YT\n[2:24p] (Orion) wb\n[2:24p] (Phae) wb\n[2:24p] (YT) you know when you get real excited and accidentally pull out a plug?\n[2:24p] (Phae) haha\n[2:24p] (YT) with your toe\n[2:24p] (Phae) yeah
bash.org #113403:\n \n<Wonderland> uhoh.   <Gayo> ?   <Wonderland> i seem to have glued 2 of my fingertips together with superglue   <Wonderland> like..seriously.   <Wonderland> i cant get them apart   <Wonderland> OW   <Wonderland> nm   <Wonderland> ican
bash.org #113409:\n \n<Radien> I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.
bash.org #113418:\n \n<memo> I AM NOW TAKING REQUESTS REGARDING PRESSING SPECIFIC LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET AND THEN HITTING ENTER   <memo> IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A LETTER PLEASE DO SO NOW AND I WILL TYPE IT
bash.org #113423:\n \n<Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure.   <Locke> It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.
bash.org #113443:\n \n<`Hunter> Dutch tv sounds really shite, the only good stuff is what you steal off us :/\n<RevMonsta> wtf your right\n<RevMonsta> he is giving a sausage a blowjob
bash.org #113511:\n \n<WoG> wanna play me in UT J?\n<J_Dawg007> Sure, I just got it again. Gimme a few minutes to practice though, I need to learn to nut suck again.\n<WoG> lmao\n<J_Dawg007> Err... not*\n<J_Dawg007> Great, I'm never gonna live THAT one down..
bash.org #113533:\n \n<Beltz> This condom in my drawer, it's about to expire. Two weeks left! And those things last for 5 years.\n<Dindrane> ... wow.\n<Dindrane> Tell me it's a family heirloom or something, passed down?\n<Mickster> Just tell me it's not used\n<Dindrane> Ya, cuz keeping a used condom as opposed to a packaged one makes you more of a loser?\n<Kyatoru> I'd say so. That's a disgusting trophy.\n<Beltz> My last 2 or 3 were in my wallet for so long they eventually had holes all over them and were brown inside due to dust. I started carrying one in my wallet at all times due to my last near-sex experience. I have such a wild imagination.\n<Dindrane> Beltz - I hear of people having near-deather experiences... but near-sex? Holy shiznit, man.
bash.org #113578:\n \n<idiotdude>My mom's boyfriend gave me some magazines and one of them was an FHM from last month, and i pick it up and a penis enlargement ad falls out, and the order form is cut out and theres some notes scribbled on the bottom on how much it would cost plus shipping and handling
bash.org #113589:\n \nFrost: :p\nFrost: lol dood\nFrost: my brother and his friend come home just now\nFrost: and theres 5 kids coming up the street running\nFrost: im like wtf \nape: lol\nFrost: and he tells me they are chasing him and his friend\nFrost: so i go out there like wtf fags what do you want\nFrost: and they said my little brother and his friend hit some lady in the head with a rock and shes bleeding\nape: ROFL\nFrost: man my brother is dumb\nFrost: im gonna let them beat him up\nape: thats the funniest shit ive heard in a long time\nFrost: :P
bash.org #113632:\n \n<MKendora> Unfortunately, Win2k still needs electricity to run >_<\n<JB> Heh.\n<JB> Maybe for 2k5.\n<Fancia> They fix that in Windows SG (Supar Gud), which runs on the power of pure dreams.\n<Tagrineth> Hehehe ^_^\n<JB> Well, we're all screwed.\n<Tagrineth> But that probably still won't run on most people's comps\n<JB> Anyone here besides Fancia have a pure dream in teh last year?\n<Fancia> ;b\n<Tagrineth> NOT ME\n<MKendora> I have impure dreams.\n<MKendora> I have purely violent dreams.\n<Fancia> Well, they're thinking of expanding Windows PG (Perfikt Gud) to run on any dreams. ;o\n<JB> That may help.\n<JB> Methinks some of the dreams here may corrupt it, though.\n<Fancia> True. ^.^;\n<Tagrineth> LOL\n<Fancia> "Windows received an Illegal Dream error! Please reboot!"\n<Tagrineth> Hehehe\n<Tagrineth> "*PLEASE* reboot... (sicko)"\n<JB> Windows has committed suicide to remove the image form it's memory. Please order a new copy.
bash.org #113653:\n \n<Catmando> I've never had an IDE cable with a hole like that\n<Catmando> I've had floppy cables, but never IDE\n<dealer_> youve never had sex with a girl, but that's not saying it doesnt exist\n<narayan`> ouch\n<ran_dogg\|> i can't top that\n<Catmando> well, I do have more experience with IDE cables than with women
bash.org #113943:\n \n* St-Lemur puts pasta next to antipasti\n<KCaesar> You FOOL! You'll kill us all!
bash.org #113949:\n \n<ph0rce> this is like turning into a war\n<ph0rce> back like vietnam\n<ph0rce> INCOMING NETSPLIT! GET THE FUCK DOWN\n<ph0rce> INCOMING BOGIES INCOMING BOGIES\n<ph0rce> RETURN FIRE\n<ph0rce> *dos attack*
bash.org #114068:\n \n<dj_enkie> im a good babysitter\n<dj_enkie> the boy is older\n<dj_enkie> e is like 8\n<dj_enkie> and he will become me someday\n<dj_enkie> i give him porn to not tell his parents that i drink their booze
bash.org #114202:\n \n<typobox43> brb, grabbing a floppy dick
bash.org #114332:\n \n<Kazak> man I am bored, Im gonna try some weird shit\n<Nash> uh oh\n<Kazak> HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL!\n<Nash> ?!\n<Kazak> I PUT A STAPLE THROUGH MY DICK!\n<Nash> HOLY SHIT!\n<Nash> You really are a crazy bastard!\n*Killer_jeep has joined the conversation.\n<Kazak> good fucking hell this hurts LIKE HELL\n<Killer_jeep> What?\n<Nash> he put a staple thru his dick\n<Killer_jeep> DEAR GOD\n*Killer_jeep has left the conversation.\n<Kazak> shit now I have to piss! Brb\n<Nash> this can&#8217;t be good\n<Kazak> BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCK!\n<Nash> what happened!\n*Darkness has joined the conversation.\n<Kazak> the piss flew out of the staple holes\n<Darkness> WTF!?\n*Darkness has left the conversation.\n<Kazak> I had to straddle the toilet to get it in!\n<Nash> are you gonna go to the ER?\n<Kazak> are you crazy? no fucking way\n<Nash> well try pulling it out\n<Kazak> I can&#8217;t it hurts like hell if I try!\n<Nash> well it has to come out sooner or later.\n<Nash> better off sooner, before anyone sees you.\n<Kazak> GODDAM THIS HURTS\n<Nash> its your own fault, you know.\n<Kazak> shutup! augh this hurts!!!\n<Kazak> GRGGRFFFFDJH~!!11\n*Aaron has joined the conversation\n<Aaron> whats up guys?\n<Nash> The crazy bastard put a staple through his dick\n<Aaron> FUCKING HELL\n*Aaron has left the conversation.\n<Kazak> THANK GOD!!! I got it out!!!\n<Nash> right&#8230;what about the holes?\n<Kazak> uhh&#8230;\n*Malaina has joined the conversation.\n<Kazak> I&#8217;ll have to cover my dick with band-aids.\n<Malaina> what the hell are you talking about?\n<Kazak> oh shit. Nash, don&#8217;t!!!!\n<Nash> your boyfriend put a staple through his dick\n<Malaina> FUCKING HELL YOU SICK BASTARD!\n*Malaina has left the conversation.
bash.org #114347:\n \n<Skilless15> what's rtfm\n<Skilless15> i forgot\n<@avaxx> read the fucking manual.\n<Skilless15> why\n<Skilless15> you could just tell me
bash.org #114352:\n \nSpoon35: http://www.oddworldz.com/fmweekly/kellypinup.jpg\nSenorWeird: who? \nMomog: hehe\nSenorWeird: who is that? \nMomog: kelly hu = the wolverine chick from xmen\nSenorWeird: Kelly who? \nSpoon35: exactly!\nSenorWeird: Kelly Exactly? \nMomog: heh\nMomog: it's a trap!\nSenorWeird: Just tell me the chick's name. It's Kelly what? \nSpoon35: Hu.\nSenorWeird: ?! \nSenorWeird: The chick you just posted a picture of! \nSpoon35: Hu\nSenorWeird: That's what I wanna know! Kelly who! \nSpoon35: exactly!\nSenorWeird: So it's Kelly Exactly! \n* Marty11 Laughs in the strange confusion\nSpoon35: Hu.\nSenorWeird: The girl in the picture you posted is Kelly Exactly \nMomog: Hu, Kelly.\nMomog: HA!\nSenorWeird: Yes, Kelly, Momog.\nSpoon35: Kelly Momog??\nSenorWeird: Kelly Exactly \nMomog: doh\nSenorWeird: Okay, you know what? Forget this. \nSenorWeird: Let's talk about that hot chick in Mulholland Drive and The Ring. \nSenorWeird: What's her name? \nMomog: who?\nSenorWeird: her name\nSpoon35: Watts.\nSenorWeird: yes, I think my question was quite clear. \nSpoon35: Watts.\n* Momog covers his ears and screams\nSenorWeird: are you not understanding me? \nSenorWeird: Who is the chick from The Ring? \nSpoon35: I think I understand. you want to know Watts.\nSenorWeird: Not What, who. Who is the chick from The Ring. \nSpoon35: no, Watts is the chick from the Ring\nSenorWeird: Who is? \nSpoon35: no, she was in X2\nSenorWeird: What?! \nSpoon35: exactly.\nSenorWeird: Exactly was in X2. okay. \nSenorWeird: so then Who was in the ring? \nSpoon35: Hu was.\nSenorWeird: Who was in the ring?\nSpoon35: no. Watts was in the Ring. Hu was in X2.\nSenorWeird: Exactly. Now, let's get back to the Ring. What's that chick's name?\nSpoon35: watts.\nSenorWeird: okay, I'm lost.\nSenorWeird: What's the name of the chick from X2? \nSpoon35: no, Watts is the name of the chick from the Ring\nSenorWeird: Forget about the ring. I don't want to hear about Who was in the ring. \nSpoon35: watts\nSenorWeird: Am I not clear? Who was in X2? \nSpoon35: yes.\nSenorWeird: Yes? \nSenorWeird: Yes what?\nSpoon35: Yes Hu! No Watts.\nSenorWeird: ....\nSenorWeird: What?!\nMomog: i am logging this and using it as blackmail against you both\nSenorWeird: oh, this is either genius or stupidity.
bash.org #114358:\n \n(maddox@) I just thought of a joke, I don't know if someone has already made this up, but here it goes: What actor would Christopher Reeve be if he could trade places with anyone? Christopher Walken
bash.org #114377:\n \n< Teratogen> Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.
bash.org #114470:\n \n* flathead has joined #zdoom\n<Zack`> a dragon in thick, fluffy white diapers\n<flathead> sounds like I missed one hell of a discussion here
bash.org #114622:\n \n<Berrik> my goddamned school has fat cheerleaders\n<Berrik> let me tell you something\n<Berrik> there's only one half of a girl's chest I want to see jiggle when she jumps\n<Berrik> and it ain't the bottom half
bash.org #114724:\n \n* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double\n* +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut\n* +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire\n* +politik corrupts ramoth's heap\n* +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory\n* +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack\n* +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers\n* +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room\n* +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block\n* +politik cuts off ramoth's private member\n* +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class\n* +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes!\n* +politik is out of ideas\n* +politik :: ~politik();\n* +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace!\n<+ramoth4> I win!\n* +ramoth4 beat C++.\n<+ramoth4> The last guy was hard.
bash.org #114920:\n \n<-M-> i went and bought a mint flavoured condom just to see what it tasted like\n<-M-> i regretted it a lot when my bro walked in on me licking it\n<exclamation> did u munch the jobe?\n<-M-> i thiink he's gonna need more therapy than me\n<BigKev> did u turn to your bro and say "well.....we were out of mints"
bash.org #114988:\n \n(@zany-) omg, I can hear my mom masturbating :l\n(@NpZ^) Ahaha\n(@zany-) wai... she doesn't think I'm home\n(@zany-) brb\n(@zany-) great now I'm grounded\n(@NpZ^) HAHA :D
bash.org #115126:\n \n<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?\n<Porn_Angel> what?\n<SKS> wat?\n<Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..
bash.org #115192:\n \nWhitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!!  I am starting up a internet membership where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net.  Only catch is honesty about the types of cards you have.\nTrazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.
bash.org #115217:\n \n[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin\n[(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol\n[(chillin)] sex\n[(chillin)] with my penguin\n[(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so?\n[(AtTi2uDe)] lol\n[(chillin)] are u sure\n[(chillin)] cause i think u did\n[(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol\n[(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you\n[(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous\n[(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is
bash.org #115370:\n \n* @baafie creams over AngelPHiSH\n<@AngelPHiSH> o_O\n* @AngelPHiSH wipes up\n<@james> that's parksie's job O_o\n<@AngelPHiSH> a little warning next time please\n* @james hides\n* @AngelPHiSH slaps james gently\n<@AngelPHiSH> also:  repeatedly\n<@james> :(\n<@james> ;P\n<@AngelPHiSH> wah now you made me think about parksie again >.<\n* @AngelPHiSH snivels in her corner\n<@AngelPHiSH> im so aloooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee\n<%Lioness> wahh wahh :oP\n<%Lioness> Quit being emo\n<@AngelPHiSH> sob sob\n<%Lioness> It's been.....over 2 months for me.\n<@AngelPHiSH> i cant help being emo!\n<%Lioness> And I've still got 4 weeks to go.\n<@AngelPHiSH> yes but YOU DONT FEEL PAIN LIKE I DO\n<@baafie> That's because she doesn't do anal.\n<@AngelPHiSH> O_O\n<@baafie> ;P\n<%Lioness> lollers\n<@AngelPHiSH> wtf\n<@a-arse[away]> lollerNOTFUNNEY\n<@a-arse[away]> -e\n<@AngelPHiSH> wtfwtfwtf\n<@AngelPHiSH> i..\n<@AngelPHiSH> O_O\n<@AngelPHiSH> from cream to anal.. IN ONE EASY CONVERSATION!\n<@AngelPHiSH> Just add baafie\n<@baafie> ^_^
bash.org #115397:\n \n<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really want snail shit on my face?
bash.org #115462:\n \n<@B-Spider`> you young bastage\n<@B-Spider`> your balls drop yet?\n<@\|Qc\|Cutthroat> all 3 of them\n<@\|Qc\|Cutthroat> to my surprise
bash.org #115468:\n \n<Bendit> damn it, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad\n<Bendit> cherry season is already over\n<Bendit> :(\n<Bendit> 1/3 of them seem to be almost rotting\n<Bendit> and the rest have no flavour\n<Bendit> there are so few things I like, WHY MUST THEY BE SEASONAL??!!?\n<Bulk> ://\n<omega> lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round.\n<Bulk> im so glad you're in a good mood omega
bash.org #115471:\n \n<ginzo_> my company sponsored a 50 Cent/Jay-Z concert\n<ginzo_> on july 9th\n<ginzo_> hahhaahhaha\n<ginzo_> WE ROCK\n<therdrai\|> ginzo - what company is this?\n<ginzo_> Cincinnati Bell\n<therdrai\|> oh\n<therdrai\|> are your CEO's and upper management gonna attend\n<ginzo_> but i bet the pres will\n<ginzo_> he's very into hanging out with africans\n<therdrai\|> ha\n<ginzo_> PR trip or something\n<therdrai\|> yea\n<therdrai\|> so he can say "look i'm not racist, fifty cents is one of my best friends"
bash.org #115473:\n \n* Kep hugs awsome\n* Kep quickly flips her over and punts over over the field goal... three points!\n<Kep> woot! =)\n<Kep> the keppies win the superbowl!\n<Kep> =)\n* Kep pokes aws\n* Ghaurok\|afk has joined #tz\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ghaurok\|afk\n* Kep punts Ghaurok\|afk through the field goal!\n* [3x]Taenarin trys to punts Kep, but [3x]Taenarins foot gets stuck in Keps ass!\n<[3x]Taenarin> HELP!\n<[3x]Taenarin> GET IT OFF!\n<Kep> =(\n<Kep> HELP!\n<Kep> GET IT OUT!\n* Kep has quit IRC (Client Exiting)\n<[3x]Taenarin> fucker, he stole my shoe =(
bash.org #115477:\n \n<Tea_Bag> yo fox is Mulder your surname\n<FoxMulder> Tea_Bag: erm...no\n<FoxMulder> is Bag yours?
bash.org #115483:\n \n<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x\n<DontHurt> ^^;;\n<hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex\n<Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality?
bash.org #115490:\n \n<aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or something, but also that it had compression.\n<Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his honeyed lies.
bash.org #115506:\n \n<chris> i've been to a lan-party with 130 people on the weekend\n<Matthew> Cool.\n<Matthew> I have the internet.\n<Matthew> It's one big lan party.\n<Matthew> But the difference is...\n<Matthew> You can jerk off, and no one knows.\n<chris> true that
bash.org #115606:\n \n<LaaG> i wonder if sponge bob has a square dick
bash.org #115625:\n \n<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224 objects... \n<Boko> :O\n<Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc
bash.org #115626:\n \n<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00.\n<Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight."
bash.org #115646:\n \n<pathogen> <(^_^<)\n<pathogen> (>^_^)>\n<pathogen> kirby dances\n<pathogen> for money\n<pathogen> <(^_^<)\n<pathogen> (>^_^)>\n<pathogen> <(^_^<)\n<pathogen> (>^_^)>\n<pathogen> <(^_^<)\n<pathogen> (>^_^)>\n<pathogen> <(O_O)>\n<pathogen> cha-cha-cha!\n<kermit> gay
bash.org #115711:\n \n[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis.\n[Jade Lotus] lol\n[mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before?\n[mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness.\n[mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"
bash.org #115765:\n \n<spungles> ooh\n<spungles> hot chick in the park\n<spungles> bbl\n<moleman> WAIT\n<moleman> give us a URL first!\n<xanex> no\n<xanex> I think he means IRL
bash.org #115781:\n \n<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/\n<Mortarion> yes you did\n<noddy> sorry dude :*(\n<The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P\n<noddy> :/\n<Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again?\n<noddy> again!?\n<Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks\n<Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned\n<The_Gifted_One> ROFL
bash.org #115783:\n \n<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program?\n<su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl\n<su-noel> we keep him in a box
bash.org #115836:\n \n* God plays the Sims.\n* God clicks on "Gothic" and selects "swear"\n<Gothic> Fuck\n<Gothic> Wait, what
bash.org #115960:\n \n* Dante changes topic to 'ChanServ can go suck a cock.' \n* ChanServ changes topic to 'Fuck You'
bash.org #115983:\n \n<@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands? \n<+K_Praslowicz> Mecause it is mass-produced crap \n<@Rob_Saunders> it's not all crap :( \n<+K_Praslowicz> Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.
bash.org #115997:\n \n<virt> i'm a musician. of course i hate HHC. you can't like it unless you are a) a candy raver, b) a candy raver, c) a candyraver, and possibly d) tone deaf and epileptic - and/or german
bash.org #116001:\n \n<McKree> The hills have eyes...\n<Suerte> urinate in them
bash.org #116034:\n \n* niki-luv waves\n* s_ surfs niki
bash.org #116079:\n \n<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
bash.org #116082:\n \n< Mennonite> hey docfu\n< Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days\n< Mennonite> did you?\n< docfu> Menno well, i had  a headblowing in there too\n< docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my brain and become eurphoric...\n< TenBaseT> docfu: when that happens it's time to loosen the belt.
bash.org #116170:\n \n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> DRUGS ARE BAD\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> unless you are sick\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or depressed\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or having trouble sleeping\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need to stay awake\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you need a little inspiration\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to win a sporting event\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when trying to look cool\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> or when you're just not feeling 100%\n<SUPERHAPPYDUDE> but other than that they are BAD
bash.org #116361:\n \n<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea\n<ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines.\n<ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT."\n<ecoli> i think that was also her first golden shower experience, heh.   at that age, i figured that was the only liquid that came out of there.
bash.org #116503:\n \n<tabooli> A drunken friend recently mispronounced "continental drift," and it came out sounding like "cunnilingual drift." We brainstormed a few meanings for cunnilingual drift before settling on this one: When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.
bash.org #116511:\n \n<Fury> fappathon .. wonder if i can get that registered as a raising money thing\n<Fury> "come and compete in this years annual fapathon! Raise money to help the blind!"
bash.org #116528:\n \n<dw> wtf is bukakke?\n<Nightfly> dw: Allow all of us to demonstrate.
bash.org #116531:\n \n<rg> *me never raped, they always managed a yes before throwing up
bash.org #116542:\n \n<Repent> I hate it when I'm the only one what chats in the room.  Cause then I'm just hearing myself blabber.\n<stugster> we hate it when you chat in the room in general
bash.org #116547:\n \n<BiZZY> GOD DAMNIT!\n<Strom> ?\n<BiZZY> only doctor close to me that will check me under title 19 is my ex g/f's mom\n<Strom> ...so?\n<BiZZY> I know her really well\n<BiZZY> kind of odd, I'd be having my groin checked\n<Strom> i imagine that would make you more comfortable than having a stranger prod your groin\n<BiZZY> no I'd rather have someone I don't know that I won't probly see again do it\n<BiZZY> than someone whose daughter used to play with the same area
bash.org #116591:\n \n<waffy> wtf is this site reyarded\n<waffy> rofl \n<waffy> how ironic
bash.org #116604:\n \n<weed> wtf is this world turning to?\n<@Phucker> America.
bash.org #116662:\n \n<fruchtig> Doctors are so evil. They tell you to get in a certain position, hide behind a wall, and let YOU soak up a few x-rays. The doctor thinks, "Just stay there while I go hide behind this wall and press this button for a moment while hysterically laughing at you." And then you see that radioactive symbol on the machine surrounding your head and think, "Oh joy!"
bash.org #116706:\n \n<Dracon> I saw a mormon crash his bike into a power pole \n<Dracon> that was grand :D \n<NaKeD> LOL \n<html> heHaHehAHehAeh :D \n<Dracon> I walked past and said "Not even God saw that one coming... well done tiger!"
bash.org #116749:\n \n<khanjackalmoreau> i knew a kid who dressed up as a goth leprechaun for halloween\n<khanjackalmoreau> all black outfit, with a grayscale rainbow, and a pot full of cure albums
bash.org #116774:\n \n<AGaeris> And what were you doing? Oh yeah. Cybering.\n<AGaeris> CYBERING LIKE RABBITS WITHOUT A CAUSE.
bash.org #116839:\n \n<Unimita> What wobbles and flies?\n<Unimita> A jellycopter\n<Unimita> :D
bash.org #116869:\n \n<padnaebaen> fuck me i love irc\n<spanky> yes, its the distilled essence of humanity\n<spanky> without the odour
bash.org #116902:\n \nbuservt: I was trying to find a tape downstairs, and I have diarhea, and I had to shit really bad, and I saw a copy of austin powers, and there was a picture of fat bastard on it when he is trying to eat mini me, and I thought (in fat bastards voice) "stay in my butthole" and I laughed so hard I shit all over myself\nbuservt: another pair of shorts ruined
bash.org #116938:\n \n<Nate>  The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold, extreme heat, and in zero gravity.\n<Nate> The Russians used a pencil
bash.org #116969:\n \n<crhyme> I made a windchime out of used condoms\n<soop> does it go "slap phlap wap"\n<soop> in the wind?\n<sunrinse> crhyme: sounds more slappy than chimey\n<soop> or does it more of an aromatherapy thing\n<crhyme> well its mostly just for style\n<crhyme> its also a great way to dry out your condoms
bash.org #117002:\n \n<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH\n<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.\n* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)\n* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #\n<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF
bash.org #117078:\n \n* RE_away just taped himself waving a broomstick and changed it into a lightsaber with the help of Video Editing Software\n<RE_away> How productive\n<RE_away> Now to do the same thing with my penis
bash.org #117110:\n \n<fade>	Dear France,\n<fade>	Bite Me\n<fade>	Signed,\n<fade>	Fade\n<Queued>	Dear Fade,\n<Queued>	We surrender\n<Queued>	Love,\n<Queued>	France
bash.org #117164:\n \n<Ariakas> HAHAHA\n<Ariakas> Look what happened on my MUD\n<Ariakas> SylphW leaps into the Lynx fighting stance.\n<Ariakas> MyAss slinks into the Ferret fighting stance.\n<Ariakas> SylphW's strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to MyAss!
bash.org #117190:\n \n<Ariakas> What's white, black, and red all over and has difficulty passing through a revolving door?\n<Dolands> A nun with a spear through her head!
bash.org #117206:\n \njason: i used to always get free pizza hut for reading books and shit :o/\njason: my family depended on my book reading to provide dinner
bash.org #117299:\n \n<poppycat> well..I dont have a vibrator any more but yes...he was called mister buzzy and he used to squirm and vibrate across the floor at great speed \n<kirsy> you let your vibrator play on the floor? \n<poppycat> yes..I didnt get much out of using it so I decided to let it amuse me by racing it\n<Yasui> "GO MR BUZZY! beat that other vibrator! you can do it!"
bash.org #117305:\n \n<Legion> touching yourself leeds to blindness\n<beej> heh, and spellin problems, apparently\n<beej> ...omfg
bash.org #117330:\n \n<The_Kirbinator> 3000 mexicans dies yesterday........ 5 car pile-up on the I-10
bash.org #117337:\n \n<FireEgl> so hurngy =(\n<tito> why don't you eat your dick?\n<tito> heh\n<FireEgl> I need something more filling.
bash.org #117351:\n \n<@Shively> my last college had a guy who was smearing feces on the bathroom walls\n<+PickleHead> ewww\n<@Shively> yea well the guy at our college was becomming so popular that the student goverment put an article out on him\n<+PickleHead> have you seen the book called Brown spots on the walls by "hooflung pooh"?\n<+PickleHead> :P\n<@Shively> he said he would stop if he could have a spot for somehting he wanted to say\n<@Shively> so they gave it to him and he defended it as an art form\n<+PickleHead> LMAO\n<+PickleHead> you can't be serious\n<@Shively> saying that feces drawn on walls is an expression of fecal art\n<@Shively> so\n<+PickleHead> ......................................\n<+PickleHead> fecal... art....\n<@Shively> the janitors responded with their own article
bash.org #117577:\n \n<Eyal> i've been having a dilemma\n<Eyal> what are better to play with\n<Eyal> boobs or balls?\n<Fidel-> boobs\n<hex-> boobs\n<Eyal> i mean, when they're yours\n<Fidel-> balls\n<hex-> balls
bash.org #117663:\n \n*** Antiarc is now known as Antiarrrrrrc\n<Bloody_Davy_Flint> How's it going Antiarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc?\n<Antiarrrrrrc> Arr, there be a steering wheel in me crotch! \n<screevo> Doesnt that hurt?\n<Antiarrrrrrc> Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!
bash.org #117673:\n \n<jgannon> Quicktime 0wnz... if you have a Mac. :-)\n<PatrickD> so where can I go to download a Mac? ;-)\n<jgannon> PatrickD: www.goatse.cx\n<jgannon> Wow... I haven't said THAT in a long time.\n<PatrickD> somehow that version of the Mac never worked well for me\n<jgannon> Yeah... too many wide open ports.
bash.org #117674:\n \n<The_Defiance> who cares... i mean really, illiterate people on a text based chat program would be almost as bizarre as a blind optician \n<My3blka> Def, it's commonplace, it's called AOL
bash.org #117682:\n \n<Terra> there i was at a donkey stall, there was a sign there saying in english : would u like to ride on your own ass?\n<Terra> so i was like ??\n<UPC_Nemo> Like?\n<UPC_Nemo> Did you ride the badass assride?\n<zuhrich_> lol
bash.org #117687:\n \n<assturbation> this nick doesnt exactly scream "heterosexual"
bash.org #117691:\n \n<Ali_> no canadian cars eh?\n<Egg_> no\n<Egg_> i don't think there's a canadian made car\n<Egg_> lol\n<Egg_> that would be cool if there was\n<Egg_> we'd have shitty animal names though\n<Egg_> like the Ford Canadian Goose\n<Egg_> or the Chevy Beaver\n<Egg_> man\n<Egg_> i'd so drive a Chevy Beaver
bash.org #117696:\n \n<ToiletDuc> I remember when I first came to the realization that I was a geek.... I came home from working on a router lab all day at school, picked up the phone, and dialed the IP address for Router C
bash.org #117732:\n \n<bfdd> i heard the mcdonalds commerical say special sauce\n<bfdd> and i thought "ill give em some special sauce"\n<kcl822> heh\n<bfdd> and then i realized\n<bfdd> i was talking dirty to a tv commerical\n<bfdd> and felt ashamed of myself
bash.org #117856:\n \nKiache Majere: Hey, want to go see a movie later?\nKiache Majere: Do you suck cock?\nDer Zwitter Affe: yes\nDer Zwitter Affe: shit i mean yes to the movies
bash.org #117885:\n \n<ExS> McDonalds\n<ExS>  "Mick-Don-Ulds" \n<ExS> A handy substitute for food, in the same way that piss is a handy substitute for fresh drinking water.\n<ExS> Dude: "Why are you holding a turd in your hand? OH MY GOD, DON'T PUT THAT TURD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!" \n<ExS> Other dude: "It's McDonalds." \n<ExS> Dude: "Oh! Can I have a bite?"
bash.org #117914:\n \n<SpitZ> this sms was sent by a friend of mine\n<SpitZ> Sally mr. pls,2wedding\n<SpitZ> What's that supposed to mean?\n<crazhee> i think it read as "Sally mist'er period. please comma to wedding"
bash.org #117947:\n \n[@CadWork] I used to be afraid to eat bananas at the office because we had a known homosexual in my dept
bash.org #117991:\n \n<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down\n<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed\n<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.\n<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)\n<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.\n<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.\n<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".
bash.org #118031:\n \n<aleisha_van> all of the puppets in the thunderbirds look vaguely like ernest borgnine. even the women. it's unnerving.
bash.org #118035:\n \n<Nermal> the only way I could secure windows was by putting bars over my monitor
bash.org #118041:\n \n<ConqSoft> I don't like tan lines myself.\n<ConqSoft> I can find all the good parts of a woman on my own, without the help of color-coding.
bash.org #118047:\n \n<Mephistol> irn and I have a proposal for you\n<Invizigo> really?\n<Mephistol> yes\n<Invizigo> tell me\n<Mephistol> its along the lines of 'wnt 2 cibur'
bash.org #118055:\n \n<s_> my brother put signs up where the bathrooms are\n<s_> because i pissed in the hallway last night
bash.org #118058:\n \n<pLADASK> since people do not care about my alcohol-problems, im sure johnny cash is off topic as well
bash.org #118199:\n \n<realmockturtle> i need to get\n<realmockturtle> my nipples eyebrow and tonuge pierced\n<realmockturtle> because apparently\n<realmockturtle> that goes over well\n<realmockturtle> oh yeah\n<realmockturtle> not being a fatass would help too\n<realmockturtle> but i can't solve that with a needle and a hoop
bash.org #118502:\n \n<Valqorez> I heard a strange commercial on the radio at work today....\n<Valqorez> "Treat yourself to a facial and raise money for charity at the same time."\n<Valqorez> I was like "What is this, a sponsored bukkake?"\n<Foz> hahaha\n<Valqorez> My manager gave me a long, funny look.\n<Foz> lol. I didn't think many people knew that word\n<Valqorez> Maybe she speaks Japanese....\n<Valqorez> Odd thing was, all I could do was shrug and and say "What?"\n<Foz> I know that look
bash.org #118504:\n \n(Axis): oh shit, i set a timer and now i can't turn it off\n(Axis): how the hell do you turn it off\n(@Zaphod): type /timers\n(@Zaphod): you will be told the timer number\n(@Zaphod): like * Timer 2 /do something\n(@Zaphod): then type /timer2 off\n(@Zaphod): notice, no space after timer\n(Axis): okay but it's still beepinng\n(Axis): it says there is no active timers\n(@Zaphod): Ahh, you didnt type / beep <number> did you ?\n(Axis): but IT'S STILL BEEPING! AAAAGH!\n(Axis): yeah, i did\n(Axis): is that bad\n(@Zaphod): what was the number you typed?\n(Axis): 39482034 i think, something like that\n(@Zaphod): lol - it aint stopping till it beeps that many times\n(Axis): well shit
bash.org #118563:\n \n<@herugachan> Abstract art is semi-intellectual masterbation.
bash.org #118573:\n \n<Md0za> HI MEN\n<MadHattr> Men is plural, I'm singular\n<Md0za> >:\n<Md0za> u have botnet?\n<MadHattr> no.\n<Md0za> <:\n<Md0za> i have botnet\n<Md0za> u want flood?\n<MadHattr> I know your IP and I work for your ISP. Want internet disconnect?\n<Md0za> no\n<Md0za> <:\n<Md0za> u heck?\n<MadHattr> no\n<Md0za> <\n<Md0za> <:\n<Md0za> i am hack\n<Md0za> heck\n<Md0za> i am 14 yers old\n<MadHattr> I've noticed
bash.org #118595:\n \n<Joey> holy nutsac in a tree\n<LookOutForTheWam> How do you think it got up there?\n<Joey> it's holy\n<LookOutForTheWam> Someone castrated god?
bash.org #118631:\n \n<kohupiimakook> how can u connect two computers\n<kohupiimakook> like lan, but without ethernet card\n<suksu> with glue maybe
bash.org #118701:\n \n<predetah> i seen a real hackers movie once, but i couldnt stand ot watch it all.. those geeks were so ugly\n<predetah> this zerocool charactor aint to easy to look at it either
bash.org #118754:\n \n<alobodig-2> Spraying a can of Dust-Off directly into my navel was just about the worst idea I've ever had.
bash.org #118756:\n \n<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon"
bash.org #118772:\n \n<Mewten> video games are now making us nerds do things we would never do in other situations: Dance (DDR), Play an instrument (Samba de Amigo), and now, GO OUTSIDE. Pretty soon we'll be like normal people
bash.org #118841:\n \n<Midnight_Puppy> It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
bash.org #118967:\n \n(@Ti-chan) Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
bash.org #119073:\n \n<exo> why are redneck murders so hard to solve\n<exo> cuz theres no dental records and all their DNA is the same\n<fearz> HAHAHA
bash.org #119102:\n \n<Afghani> hi\n<Afghani> h r u?\n<zebra> what the hell kind of language is that?\n<zebra> are you fucking fingerly impaired or something?
bash.org #119152:\n \n<@ecoli> i should just ln -s /dev/urandom ircd.conf\n<@ecoli> and keep restarting it\n<@ecoli> eventually it'll get everything right\n<@Wink> lol\n<@ecoli> stupid ssl.\n<@ecoli> this couldn't be less documented if it were an md5 encrypted haiku.
bash.org #119334:\n \n<ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or something?\n<Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins of natives?\n<ClothHat> That and broken treaties.
bash.org #119429:\n \n<exo> a/s/l?\n<exo> i have blonde hair and blue eyes\n<exo> i like to run and play with my dog\n<torechednodle> i like long walks on the beach and men who arent afraid to cry\n<exo> can i approach you torechednodle\n<torechednodle> omg cybersex?\n<torechednodle> yes, but please turn on your landing lights and adjust ILS for approach to vector 160\n<exo> there is a dead animal on the runway\n<torechednodle> yes dont mind that i was shaving
bash.org #119542:\n \n<BoneCollector> well americanisation is quite big in SA\n<BoneCollector> all the youngsters hear want to be like the Americans, especially with the black kids\n<mog> that's funny\n<mog> all the white kids here want to be africans\n<mog> who would have thought
bash.org #119554:\n \n<axiom-> mike myers is fuckin canadian\n<axiom-> he'd outsmart those two nitwit killers anyday\n<starrie> the guy from halloween\n<starrie> not austin powers\n<starrie> ninny.\n<axiom-> oh.
bash.org #119582:\n \n<shroom> wtf your nick is obnoxious\n<`_^-_`_^\^\|```_-__^_\`_```> so is yours
bash.org #119638:\n \n<remix> i was gonna come back and say "fuck the children" but i realized that it wouldnt sound too good\n<ecoli> yeah\n<melly> ic\n<mkart64> yeah then you go to jail\n<ecoli> besides, some of us are way ahead of you :D
bash.org #119641:\n \n<Reaper> ur not 1337 hehe \n<wonderboy> i am 19
bash.org #119678:\n \nFairytalehero: ok, so someitmes me and kel shower together \nFairytalehero: and i'll have to pee. so i go "hey kel, look at this" or something, and start PEEING ON HER \nFairytalehero: she gets so mad and tries to block it\nFairytalehero: but i'm like HAHA I'M PEEING ON YOUR HAND
bash.org #119701:\n \n<aO-> ugh\n<aO-> almost had a brown out\n<aO-> and im gone\n* Quits: aO- (~aO@ip68-14-10-213.ri.ri.cox.net) (Client Quit)\n<ecoli> sounds like someone had Taco Bell for lunch
bash.org #119765:\n \n(monkeh^): this girl from the us was emailing me saying her tummy hurts, out of curiosity i ask why its hurting\n(monkeh^): i got the reply today\n(monkeh^): and ill say this; she should have lied
bash.org #119800:\n \n<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual preference people?\n<crib> FluKex you mean fags?\n<FluKex> crib my term is less..  umm,  bah,  ya,   its for fags
bash.org #119813:\n \n<[-FcG-]Poet> lucifer is so 20th century, the devil should rename himself something like 1337Kill@r
bash.org #119859:\n \n<prae> my sister is so goddamn retarded\n<prae> she called mom cause she gave blood today and mom told her to drink alot of fluids\n<prae> so she drank beer\n<prae> what a fucking moron
bash.org #119862:\n \n<Bungie> You know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your bike and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the tank.
bash.org #119866:\n \n<Murphy01> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?\n<DS> how about fucking nasty?\n<Murphy01> Well, that too.
bash.org #119869:\n \n<Kilroy> gods, I'm dating myself again\n<MPG> at least you only have to get one person drunk to have sex.
bash.org #119896:\n \n<Amish> why are people fascinated with cartoon porn\n<Amish> I mean, do you watch the Simpsons and really feel the need to (poorly) photoshop lisa giving bart head?\n<Gudrow> when hitler was an artist he specialized in tentacle rape portaiture\n<Mr_X> Gudrow: That's how the alliance between Germany and Japan began\n<jre> That, and the German-Japanese scat fetish\n<Mr_X> The scat fetish is the result of secret WW2 nazi experiments\n<Mr_X> "HANZ, I SHALL NOW DEFECATE IN YOUR MOUTH, JA?" "JA" "DO YOU FEEL LIKE AN UBERSOLDAT YET?"
bash.org #119903:\n \n<fintler> I'm 14176 lines of java closer to getting about $2000\n<DocGonzo> maybe you can overcome the stigma that most java apps are gay\n<fintler> once you ignore the stigma....it's kinda addictive\n<DocGonzo> you mean like bumlove?
bash.org #119918:\n \n<Caspian777> Once I get my picture on the net, you'll see. :P\n<Suvorov> ooh can i have your picture?\n<Suvorov> no baby ones though - i can't masturbate to those
bash.org #119924:\n \n<@rs> i just told someone to not hide the ichat-av vu meter under another window as it would muffle his voice
bash.org #119957:\n \n<Fluidmist> so, who wants to come to mexico with me?\n<technophobe> i would, but i dont speak mexican\n<Fluidmist> i thought you spoke spanish.\n<techophobe> i do, i dont speak mexican though\n<Fluidmist> are you serious?\n<technophobe> what? yes\n<Fluidmist> who wants to be the one to explain this to him?
bash.org #119969:\n \n<ruffkin2> HAHAHAH dat dude you sent me 127.0.0.1 iz enfected wit sub7 im fuckin with him now\n<andrw>  oh good, format his computer\n<Testicular_One> format his computer\n<TheGreaterZero> format him
bash.org #120095:\n \n<Naudiz> my IQ is high enough that I can do anything I want\n<Naudiz> college means nothing\n<netbsd_> What is this almighty IQ you have and what self-scoring IQ test gave you the idea you have it?\n<Naudiz> I'm a Mensa member .. I allready mentioned this.\n<netbsd_> So you're in the top two percent of the population?\n<netbsd_> This is me being impressed.\n<Naudiz> no actually ... only 1 in 50 people qualify to be in Mensa
bash.org #120100:\n \n<MrWhippy> The term 'Bisexual' is the politicly correct way to say you fuck anything
bash.org #120159:\n \n<Bayls> Kaff - can you stop changing your nick. My notify list is about 98MB now, since I simply must know the nanosecond you come online.\n<Kaffy> bayls, thats FUNNY considering you never talk to me :(\n<Kaffy> and dammit, i miss you so much when you're not here. or soemthing.\n<Bayls> Kaffy - Sadly, that's true. However, I find enough solace staring doefully out the window into the night, illuminated only by the soft haze of my monitor, thinking of you and humming "Soooommeewhere ouuuut theeere..."\n<Bayls> Then I load up the vast gallery of porn, all carefully edited to include your head with the tampons stuck up your nose on each body, have a brisk pull, then fall into a restful sleep, my own manpaste hardening to a flaky crust as I slumber.\n<Kaffy> aww how romantic *sniff*
bash.org #120239:\n \n<Icedagger> this is still the best name i've ever found in canada411... Harry Poon
bash.org #120260:\n \n<baka-san> a byte to eat? *groan* \n<baka-san> I ate at a suhsi place once that called their pieces bits,\n   you could order a 4-bit nibble, and 8-bit byte, a 16-bit halfword, or a\n   32-bit word. \n<baka-san> Some of their large combo platters were named after structs.\n<baka-san> The TCP header that we ordered was very tasty. \n<billf> "you know you're in silicon valley when...."
bash.org #120282:\n \n* SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has joined #rap\n<SykoFreud> so uhm ... I am a producer from norway, and i am looking for good rappers.\n<Kris81> word\n<Kris81> shizzle mah nizzle let me drop this line for you foo\n<pauze> hahaha\n<Kris81> i make dem raps so good your pants be filled with goo\n<pauze> bla bla bla bla\n<pauze> ha ha ha ha\n<pauze> im the best rapper out there\n<pauze> LOL\n<SykoFreud> I see.\n* SykoFreud (~anders@oc12-1-oslo.nsn.no) has left #rap
bash.org #120296:\n \n<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.\n<hokage> *cries*, scary....
bash.org #120306:\n \n<Acj> PAPAPAPA PADA PADA! POMPOMPOMPAPA POMPOM!\n<Acj> I love singing along with house music.
bash.org #120398:\n \n<seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc channel instead of the ssh window.
bash.org #120413:\n \n<Calaveron> I'm so sick and tired of gay people on message boards adding to their signatures\n<Calaveron> "PROUD TO BE GAY"\n<Calaveron> And fruity colors\n<Calaveron> I mean\n<Calaveron> WTF?\n<Calaveron> Fine, you can be gay, I don't care\n<mog> i love peer\n<mog> it pwned cass good\n<Calaveron> Don't be flaunting it, then it's annoying and you get all bitchy when someone complains and thinks he's a homophobe\n* mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB - Length: 3mins 2secs\n<Calaveron> I'm straight\n<Calaveron> I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures\n<Calaveron> "PROUD TO NOT SUCK COCKS"\n<mog> lol\n* cass has joined #herpes\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o cass\n<mog> fuck\n<mog> spoke too soon\n<draik]> wb\n<Calaveron> pirate flags with boobies and skull and crossbones and all that\n* mog is now known as asspirate\n<asspirate> YAR\n<draik]> rofl\n<asspirate> SHIVER ME COLON AND BLOW MY LOAD\n<asspirate> THERE BE TREASURE IN THAT BOYS ASS\n<draik]> lmao\n<asspirate> yar\n<asspirate> me n firs mate willy\n<asspirate> thar be dragons to, yar\n<asspirate> flamin dragons\n<asspirate> with cacks as long as tha sea\n<asspirate> yar\n<asspirate> got' dig deep fer ye gold\n<asspirate> yar
bash.org #120433:\n \n<Nermaldrunk> alcohol is so comforting\n<Austin> Yeah, vomit's just like a warm blanket, only in liquid form.
bash.org #120514:\n \n<Silver> i neeber olok at ym kyebord wen i tpey
bash.org #120519:\n \n<confuted> they said "non-toxic"  we figured that meant "safe to drink"
bash.org #120607:\n \n<Turbopor> Why did God put men on earth?\n<HamNcheese> Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
bash.org #120620:\n \n<Myst> ez mac? is that a pimping kit or something?\n* Myst just pictures this pimp on the box with gold teeth and oversized sunglasses give you on the thumbs up\n<Myst> free faux gold oversized neckchain with 10 proof of purchases
bash.org #120654:\n \n<BigFagShittyFaggotBastard> I fucking hate spam, im going to murder the guy who made it and rape his children, I sure hope this mail isnt spam it doesnt look like it HOLY SHIT SAVE ON INK CARTRIDGES!! IM GLAD MY FILTER DIDNT BLOCK THIS, TO THE COMPUTER STORE
bash.org #120975:\n \n<dreamer> Gargamale: a girl that posts on the local goth forum used to think lol meant lots of love, and got a rather rude awakening after someone's mother died - "how was the funeral? lol"\n<Jesterace> haha\n<Gargamale> LOL
bash.org #120993:\n \n<Head> if I download porn off of Kazaa\n<Head> you think the RIAA can find me?\n<dsbnh> yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn\n<[GSF]Nitro> Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy\n<[GSF]Nitro> actually, since his penis is a legal entity and franchise, it will be the wang that sues you\n<Head> lol\n<dsbnh> its actually declared a country\n<dsbnh> you can recieve asylum by hiding under it\n<dsbnh> it was recognized as a hero when it saved 3 children from drowning\n<Head> lol\n<Panz> and then cummed in there faces\n<dsbnh> ....\n<Panz> *Splat*\n<Panz> ....\n<dsbnh> why must you turn a story of heroism into a sick twisted pedophile affair
bash.org #121064:\n \n*** Master_Hacker (Tabby@vw-26266.mpx.com.au) has joined channel #2600\n<Master_Hacker> hi all\n<buo> HI MASTER HACKER\n<Master_Hacker> hi\n<buo> DO YOU HAVE GIBSON TEKNIQ ?\n<Master_Hacker> no\n<Master_Hacker> hang on\n<Master_Hacker> ...\n<Master_Hacker> ill check
bash.org #121101:\n \n<Saty> man\n<Saty> active directory is to system resources\n<Saty> what joseph stalin was to human rights
bash.org #121126:\n \n<typobox43> programming without arrays is like swimming without trunks.  it works, but for most people, it's ugly.
bash.org #121175:\n \n<jvalenzu> dude\n<jvalenzu> can you imagine a rice field working game?\n<jvalenzu> that would rock\n<jvalenzu> SimGrain\n<jvalenzu> SimGrain: Wild Rice Expansion Pack
bash.org #121231:\n \n<Allister> Rookie, look in your Maximum PC where it compared all those gaming machines.\n<R00kie_> hold on , gota wipe the sticky stuff off
bash.org #121270:\n \n<aeonite> if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer\n<asshat> yeah I know!\n<kmad> haw\n<BChikapa> I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG
bash.org #121295:\n \n<Bravo56> How the hell is a penguin considered a bird? It can't fly!\n<Gremhawk> It has wings?\n<Bravo50> Ya, and I have man titties, that doesn't make me a woman.\n<Gremhawk> No, that just makes you a man with larger than normal breasts.\n<Bravo56> Go suck a dick.\n<Gremhawk> Your the woman, you do it. I'll just tell you how good it is.\n<Bravo56> I hate you.
bash.org #121465:\n \n<CanyonMan> should it disturb me that the can of campbell's baked beans\n            is labeled: "Now with more beans!"  ?\n<CanyonMan> It's still a 12 ounce can\n<CanyonMan> So they must have REMOVED something to have the\n            same weight and volume, but more beans?\n<waltman> maybe they're using smaller beans
bash.org #121476:\n \n<fearz> lol\n<fearz> better than my case\n<fearz> the police caught me with 20 cc's\n<xvx> woops\n<fearz> i got probation for a year\n<xvx> that sucks\n<fearz> and had to repay like $4000\n<xvx> damn\n<xvx> that doesnt look good on a record\n<xvx> fraud at the age of 15\n<fearz> lol\n<fearz> hell, it looks perfect now with all the other shit\n<fearz> heh\n<xvx> hahahah
bash.org #121498:\n \n<jackie> OMG i got an A in reading!!!\n<jackie> oh wait...damn it nvm...\n<jackie> i read my report card wrong :/
bash.org #121539:\n \n<Mr_Joshua> no, they take those silicone bags & put them in boxes with electronic equipment after writing "do not eat" all over them.\n<juvenile> ...\n<juvenile> Is that really a problem?
bash.org #121592:\n \n<@jeric> If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
bash.org #121594:\n \n<Rorschach`> Idiocy is the default state of all IRC channels.  It takes a great deal of effort to raise the level of things to only moderately moronic.
bash.org #121764:\n \n<Desiree> my room is clean!\n<Junpei> mine... is far from clean\n<Junpei> but i have a chai smoothie\n<Junpei> so everything is oooooooooooook\n<Desiree> neet\n<p00p> chai smoothie?\n<Junpei> yup\n<p00p> WTF?\n<p00p> why do you crackers steal everything from us?\n<p00p> first it's our music\n<p00p> now it's our food\n<Junpei> i didnt steal anything from a pile of poop, thanks\n<p00p> yes, but you stole it from my peoples\n<p00p> =P\n<p00p> and WTF is up with this "Punjabi MC - Beware of the Boys"???\n<p00p> just because they couldn't pronounce that shit they had to translate it\n<Junpei> and who exactly are you people\n<p00p> it didn't even have Punjabi MC in it, it was just a remix by that tosser Jay Z\n<Junpei> i didnt know poop orginated from india\n<p00p> Indians\n<p00p> did I ever say that?\n<Junpei> well, you are poop\n<p00p> your tiptoeing around everything else i said\np00p (asdfsdaf@firc-1691C69E.ipt.aol.com) is now known as Siddartha\n<Junpei> and besides the chai i get wasnt stolen from anyone, its actually made in india and imported here\n<Junpei> so how am i stealing\n<Siddartha> your stealing a part of my culture\n<Siddartha> and being a poser\n<Siddartha> by trying to be "hip" and "ethnic"\n<Junpei> im not trying to be hip or ethnic\n<Junpei> i just fucking like chai\n<Junpei> get off my nuts\n<Junpei> and stop trying to pull the oppressed kid from another country act, get over it\n<Junpei> thats like me saying YOU USE AMERICA ONLINE YOU CULTURE STEALING BASTARD
bash.org #121804:\n \n<Link> I'm going to make a PC Case, with a built in fridge.\n<Link> never will I be without a cold drink or snack again :D\n<pookie> put an athlon in there too\n<pookie> and you won't need a microwave either
bash.org #121862:\n \n<tobester> thats like being with a hot chick all night and then you go "hey I gotta piss ill be right back" and she goes "I'll join you" and you think you're about to get a handjob but really she just needs to piss and takes the urinal next to yours and hasa bigger penis than yours
bash.org #121969:\n \n<@Total-MK> You know when you play SMB and you get that weird thing at the end of each stage that says 'sorry the princess is in the OTHER castle' do you have herd panties?\n<@Total-MK> :P\n<@Total-MK> *her\n<The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's got all her panties.\n<The_Purple_Bunny> He ain't sharing.\n<The_Purple_Bunny> >:(\n<@Total-MK> lol.\n<The_Purple_Bunny> Everyone knows the only reason she got kidnapped so many times is because she WANTED it.\n<@Total-MK> Well I always wonderd what she was doing up in Bowsers flying duck thingy in SMW.\n<The_Purple_Bunny> Blowjob, DUH!\n<@Total-MK> and she kinda goes down after throwing a mushroom out...ya know\n<@Total-MK> *Help Me Mario!* goes down\n<The_Purple_Bunny> She throws the mushroom out as a way of saying "FUCKING GO AWAY"\n<@Total-MK> lol.\n<@Total-MK> And then there is bowsers face too\n<@Total-MK> lol\n<The_Purple_Bunny> It gets orgasmic to the point that Bowser can't control the vehicle anymore, and it just bounces along the ground.\n<The_Purple_Bunny> The mechakoopas he tosses out are his way of saying "Ok, we're done using these up here, you play with 'em."\n<@Total-MK> lol\n<@Total-MK> so thats why in the 3rd part of that fight...it starts bouncing up and down pretty hard\n<@Total-MK> and what of those Big Balls?\n<The_Purple_Bunny> Bowser's anal beads.\n<@Total-MK> ewww
bash.org #121975:\n \n<Gypsy> The day Microshaft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum.
bash.org #122297:\n \n<kszer0> sometimes I forgot I'm naked\n<kszer0> and I'll go outside\nDeBruce coveres his eyes\nkszer0 bends over to pick up a penny\nHiroshirou rams zero like no tommorow
bash.org #122454:\n \n<GooRooPR> I've got cats, they like to puke (always on the fucking carpet, no matter what). While this bothers me, it at one time was tolerable when one kitty would puke the other would run in and eat it. I liked that system, I'd cheer them on, let them know that they where good kitties, pet them while they ate each others puke, and what not. I even had it down to a perfect science where I'd reduce catfood to insure total puke clean \n<GooRooPR> WTF? Do they expect me to eat it? Cause I'm not some bottomless pit, they puke a lot and I doubt I could keep up with that. \n<GooRooPR> sorry for the flood :)\n<revolver> heh\n<DirtyPunk> You can tell someone needs to get out of the house and interact with humans when...\n<revolver> ...they're cheering for puke eating kittens?
bash.org #122456:\n \n* Kranium has quit IRC (I'mmm Sailing away.......Set an open course for the virgin sea..... Cause i've got to be freeee, free to face the life t)\n<Luigi30> Wait, I'm bored, I get to be the captain.
bash.org #122512:\n \n<stumpy> I saw my cousin naked one day, got some good use out of that later that night.\n<momar> Fer god's sake man!\n<momar> That's like eating peanut butter with a fork. It can work, it just ain't right.
bash.org #122557:\n \n<limi> does anybody know where the Table of Contents generator is, to save me of the embarrasment of talking to a virtual paper clip?
bash.org #122558:\n \n<Calvinosaur> Water parks should make their entrances narrow, say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public.
bash.org #122713:\n \n<Feren> I'm a network engineer, and I'm o-kay / I plot all night and capture packets all day.\n<Athena> You smack down PCs and eat Cat5, and go to the lavatory? On wednesdays you hunt scriptkiddies, and have roasted punk for tea?\n<Slipstream> Old MacDonald had a network. EIGRP. And on this Network, he had some packets. EIGRP. With an ACK, ACK, here, and an ACK, ACK, there. Here an ACK, there an ACK, everywhere an ACK-ACK. Old Macdonald had a Network. EIGRP.\n<Feren> ...
bash.org #122738:\n \n<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible <ShroomDuck> HEAT! <ShroomDuck> I MEANT HEAT!
bash.org #122771:\n \n<WatashiWa> *eats more moldy bread*\n<WatashiWa> I'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some peanut butter. ^_^\n<mystic_knight> ....\n<Krelian\|Owned> ....\n<WatashiWa> ....\n<mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog
bash.org #122807:\n \n* kronikmag watches as a black hole appears from nowhere and sucks kremit into its depths where he externally implodes\n<Kremit> externally implodes?\n<Satan> ouch\n<Satan> that's like\n<Satan> bad.\n<Satan> i think\n<Kremit> i can undertsand imploding\n<Kremit> but externally?\n* Satan grabs the physics book.\n<Satan> yeah\n<Satan> that's definitely not a good thing.\n* Links points out that Satan's physics book has a gay porn magazine inbetween the pages he's looking at.\n<Satan> ah\n<Satan> wrong black hole..\n<Links> yeah\n<Kremit> yeah\n<Satan> still not good though\n<Links> nope.\n<Links> not good at all.
bash.org #122817:\n \n<Vino> I'd jack off in the middle of a circular buttsex chain for a klondike bar\n<Brother_Shinobi> ...\n<Tempyst> ...\n<Keyse\|2> ...\n<Muffdan> ...
bash.org #122842:\n \n<Brian_Davion> whats a good colour for a protocal droid?\n<Brian_Davion> kaiser: I'm thinking a droid just like C3P0\n<KaiserPanda> make it black with inlaid gold leaf designs, and a funny hat\n<KaiserPanda> and a pink lawn flamingo\n<Wolf> yes, and its opening line would be "I am cornholio, human-cornhole relations"
bash.org #122856:\n \n<Ghormak> I'm going to make a GTA3 mod. If you drive more than 88 in a delorian, you end up in GTA:VC
bash.org #122901:\n \n<michaelr> heh, new zealanders think the aussies are shagging the sheep, and the aussies think the nz'ers are shagging the sheep... quite frankly, i think it's the sheep who are sluts
bash.org #122977:\n \n<Monkah> i dont complain about ur interspecies breeding habits\n<goatus> for the last time, your mums ugly, but shes still human
bash.org #123004:\n \n[WorkDeed] bahahaha\n[WorkDeed] I just heard someone say "I measured the thermal conductivity of one of my loogies and..."\n[KArmA-] isn't Berkley cool?
bash.org #123044:\n \n<blake772> Dude, your sister is a bitch.\n<o0sarsRus0o> i know, one time she was drunk and i took advantage of her to get her back\n<blake772> WTF.. incest newbie.  Bash.org\n<o0sarsRus0o> omg if you do i will kill you
bash.org #123088:\n \n<eTombotron> purges are an essential part of a healthy society\n=-= eTombotron was booted from #homeworld by kally (ps everyone he never existed)
bash.org #123097:\n \n<virt> if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal\n<virt> "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"
bash.org #123109:\n \n<ruumis> this bitch I used to fuck with added me to her friendster list... what is my testimonial supposed to say for her? "gave good parking lot head. needs to talk less."
bash.org #123115:\n \n<[-OsL-][Chibi]> hey eyesore\n<[-OsL-][Chibi]> ur fav nigga is here :)\n<eyesore> no he's not, he's out in the field. all i see is you, you dirty tar baby
bash.org #123289:\n \n<caNcer_b0y> my boy just shit in the can for the first time :)\n<route> lol congrats\n<caNcer_b0y> its a HUGE step for him :)\n<route> heh i can imagine\n<dr_binks> how old is he?\n<caNcer_b0y> 2.5\n<dr_binks> see route, if a 2yr old can do it, why cant u?\n<route> cause i like my nappy's
bash.org #123311:\n \nnarzy: can you throw in a filter that if it mentions bash its auto dumped?\nProtected Identity: Haha\nProtected Identity: No, I prefer the mods suffe\nProtected Identity: r\nnarzy: ok, but don't be shocked if you get a jizzed on keyboard for X-mas...\nProtected Identity: Dont be surprised if you get a punch in the face for new years\nnarzy: don't be supprised if you get your scrotum as a change purse for easter...\nProtected Identity: Dont be surprised if your mod account gets locked in 5 seconds\nnarzy: oh shit, im sorry im sorry im sorry...
bash.org #123318:\n \n<Robyn> If the spam I receive is representative of America, then there must be many fat women married to men with tiny penises.
bash.org #123475:\n \n<-yptosis> But Kazaa is telling me freecondoms.com is having a blow-out extravaganza...\n<-yptosis> That doesn't seem like it'd sell condoms very well... blow-outs are the last things I need...
bash.org #123552:\n \nDough Girl7777:  my grandma is funny \n\nCherryOnion1979:  okay \n\nDough Girl7777:  she tries to spoil me, but she has like no money, so she gives me plants  \n\nDough Girl7777:  and she gets all excited when she gives em to me
bash.org #123556:\n \n<Swap_File> i remember i started saving for my NES before i learned to shit. My mom said " u will get toward j00r NES if u shit in the toilet" and i was like "ILL SHIT NOW"
bash.org #123562:\n \n<Swap_File> explosives + Lan party + flare gun = broken toilet, and report of "fireworks display" on the police radio
bash.org #123569:\n \n<Swap_File> hey, how many PSI are blow up dolls inflated to, generally?
bash.org #123586:\n \n[Yaksha] At least I'll have my laptop with me at work ;)\n[Heri] WOOOHOOO!\n[Heri] No clitoris, though\n[Yaksha] Clitoris?\n[Heri] yeah you know... the little bump in the middle of the keyboard ;)\n[Heri] you kinda have to tickle it to make it work\n[Yaksha] lol\n[Yaksha] I think that'd look kind of weird at work ...\n[Yaksha] The computer starts beeping louder and faster ...\n[Heri] LMAO LMAO LMAO\n[Heri] then shoots a CDROM out of the drive\n[Yaksha] LOL\n[Yaksha] The monitor panel slowly falls into the closed position\n[Heri] LMAO!\n[Heri] then it smokes a ciggy?\n[Yaksha] Nahh, it formats a floppy
bash.org #123609:\n \n<maggie> how do i shut down my computer?\n<uh> press start...\n<maggie> no i want to SHUT DOWN! why does everyone tell me to click start...\n<uh> ... you might as well just pull the power cord...\n<maggie> uh but i also heard...\n* maggie has quit irc (Error: connection reset by peer)
bash.org #123660:\n \n<punchcard_w0rk> i think i will form a computer addiction recovery group.\n<punchcard_w0rk> call it "users no longer enslaved to electronic technology"\n<punchcard_w0rk> or UnLeet
bash.org #123711:\n \nMoonJuice: its amelia you dumb bitch\nbryanvaim: you accidently typed "you" instead of "the"
bash.org #123721:\n \n<Mutation> wow, only 260 quotes pending on bash... \n<Mutation> i think its a sign of the end times...\n<Mutation> when it hit's zero jesus returns to us in the form of a nigger joke
bash.org #123724:\n \n[04:32] (%craigr000) WHAT THE FUCK\n<%craigr000> FOR ONCE I'M HAVING AN EROTIC DREAM\n<%craigr000> AND I AWAKEN TO MY FUCKIN MOM\n<%craigr000> HITTING ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE TO SCRUB THE WALLS\n<%craigr000> I MEAN IT'S OBVIOUS THE ONLY PLACE I'M GONNA GET ANY ACTION IN A LONG ASS TIME IS IN THE REALM OF SLEEP. THANKS MOM. THANKS A LOT.
bash.org #123731:\n \n<@n3u> anyone here who like to scan my ports?\n<@n3u> :)\n<+MrX> is that a sly way of asking for cyber sex?
bash.org #123767:\n \n<Foobar> /VoWeLCaPS! NoW You CaN TaLK LiKe WaReZ DooDS WiTH LeSS eFFoRT\n<Palidor> foobar you have too much time on your hands
bash.org #123859:\n \nWhiskey: u know that chick that u said was stalking u or somethign like a while ago?\nXAsHeSX: hmm\nXAsHeSX: no\nXAsHeSX: i forget\nWhiskey: u sent me a naked picture of her\nWhiskey: cuz she was sending them to u\nXAsHeSX: oh yea\nWhiskeyinmy: i saw her today at walmart lol\nXAsHeSX: i was in walmart today :-/
bash.org #123881:\n \n<v_9>FUCK\n<v_9>SHIT\n<v_9>DAMNBITCHTOHELL\n<v_9>i was just surfing throuh porn, then i was just stopped wanking it\n<v_9>you know, going to a different url\n<v_9>then all of a sudden,\n<v_9>A FUCKING FLY LANDED ON MY MUSHROOM CAP\n<v_9>THE SHIT HURT LIKE A MUHER FUCKER\n<v_9>i mangaed to get a book real fast\n<v_9>then made another mistake.\n<v_9>i slammed the book right onto my shlong\n<v_9>and part of the fly was dripping down to my balls.\n<v_9>:/
bash.org #123920:\n \n<Donut[AFK]> .. this is my new pickup line.\n<@Meikai> Twitch.\n<Donut[AFK]> "Hey, did I mention I have a single cock, and that it is of average size and shape?"\n<Donut[AFK]> "Also, I have no STDs!"\n<@Meikai> "Because I never get laid!"
bash.org #123971:\n \n<nukem82> so, yesterday my msn contact list was full\n<nukem82> and i decided it was time for a major purge\n<nukem82> "anyone who i havent met in real life, is getting deleted"\n<nukem82> bad mistake\n<hyperm0rphz> .....\n<nukem82> the only contacts online are my dad and my msn bot.....
bash.org #124033:\n \n<Kaster> Here's a quesiton: if you could kill one person, and you were guaranteed you would not get caught, who would you kill and why?\n<Tomekeeper> I would kill Pauly Shore.  If anyone needs that explained they should be next on the list.
bash.org #124130:\n \n<D`Kay> Hmm.. what would it be called where you take someone's phone number and get the address from it?\n<Rail> Stalking.
bash.org #124148:\n \nMattbot80: The creepiest thing happened at work the other day i went to the bathroom and there was a female janitor cleaning it and i was like shit i'll have to come back later she sees me and says something in spanish i have no idea what she said but she had like an evil witch cackel a hispanic guy had walked in behind me and told me she had invited me to go ahead it creeped me out\nDaShizza: You seriously should have just whipped it out, did you really have anything to lose?\nMattbot80: Well i went the urinal and whipped it out thinking that's creepy but she wouldn't be able to see anything but my back but then she starts mopping around my feet and then she put the mop between my legs and hit my foot and i was like fuck this i'm gone i'll piss myself if i need to.\nMattbot80: It was the most akward momownt i've ever had in a bathroom\nDaShizza: hahahha\ni just showed my co-worker\nhahah, thats hysterical\nMattbot80: Glad you enjoyed it this may very well cause deep emotional scarring and a phobia of public bathrooms or female janitors
bash.org #124219:\n \nDDR Takumi: Search for 'Social Life' returned 0 results.\nDDR Takumi: bah, what now
bash.org #124241:\n \n<never> hey... question......\n<never> i'm new to irc stuff and i'm trying to download mp3's through it\n<never> know of any good servers? i've come up with irc.dal.net but that's it\n<kirun> irc.riaa.org\n<never> k thanks
bash.org #124318:\n \n<MyKe> YEs, my uk,eybo;ard is o;ffilcilail.il.il.y...bro;uk,en (ilf yo;uk co;ukil.dp't teilil), so; IL wo;np' t be c'h;attilng mukch fo;r the next weeuk, ukntil the new o;ne co;mes. Do;np' t asuk.
bash.org #124495:\n \n<GameOver> I hate the drop off services\n<GameOver> "$0.60 a pound! (minimum $5)\n<GameOver> So you'd have to have bags full of heavy clothes\n<Jorenko> damn\n<GameOver> It'd be nice to just take the bus to work, drop off at Spin Cycle, then grab them when I go home\n<GameOver> It's a Wash 'n' Fold service, so they seperate and whatnot, too.\n<GameOver> ... but then comes the question -\n<GameOver> - Do I really want a strange Mexican touching my panties?
bash.org #124517:\n \n<M`> wtf is scat\n<M`> i cant find it on google\n<Insanity\|sleep> Mikey.\n<SoulWeef[a]r> Hang on\n<M`> and i am eating a strawberry cream cicle so i fear clicking on any images\n<Insanity\|sleep> playing with shit.\n<M`> oh duh\n<SoulWeef[a]r> No\n<SoulWeef[a]r> Eating shit\n<M`> eating shit is nothing to me\n<M`> WAIT!\n<M`> omg. dont take that the wrong way
bash.org #124554:\n \n<infamous>my old man always said, the day I cant do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun...
bash.org #124556:\n \n<X0rG> u know how stalkers on teh intranet sometimes send their victims gifts?\n<beuges> yes?\n<beuges> you have received a gift?\n<X0rG> I want a gift\n<beuges> whoa\n<X0rG> so I shal entice a stalker today\n* X0rG is now known as HotBabe15
bash.org #124609:\n \n<sick-rdi> haha..i had sex in the car the other day\n<BlAkEaGe> haha..i had sex on a pooltable yesterday\n<sick-rdi> liar\n<BlAkEaGe> Truths.\n<sick-rdi> there is no girl, there is no pooltable\n<BlAkEaGe> Just because you haven't seen a vagina doesn't mean it doesn't exist.\n<sick-rdi> ive seen a vagina\n<BlAkEaGe> Yeah.. porn.\n<sick-rdi> ive actually licked and sucked on one\n<BlAkEaGe> Don't lick your screen, it'll fuck it up.
bash.org #124616:\n \n<AXiLLA> it feels like I need to do the dishes.. I'm drinking juice out of an ashtray :[
bash.org #124670:\n \n<Inversation> okay, tell me something people. Is it wrong to reeeaalllly like something alot?\n<^Spike^> Uh.. no\n<Inversation> and is it wrong to, say, want to eat that something, even if it wasnt designed to be eaten, per se?\n<^Spike^> ,,,,,,,,,,\n<^Spike^> What are we talking about?\n<Turnip> aaron\n<Turnip> you can't eat your daughter\n<Inversation> because I have an addiction to this AktaVite chocolate drink stuff\n<^Spike^> EW\n<Jessica^Rabbit> AARON HAS EATEN POOP\n* Jessica^Rabbit falls over\n* Turnip picks jess up and tapes her to a chair to stop her falling over again\n<Inversation> i'm worried here, because it says 'add milk'\n<Inversation> but I Just Dont Wannna
bash.org #124671:\n \n<PRM> Theres a special girl in the office that i got a thing for.\n<King-T> Yeah? Who? Is she nice ?\n<PRM> She's called clare, i want to fuck her up the arse so that i can tell the bitch who's boss.\n<King-T> go for it man!\n<PRM> Yeah, just gotta make sure she doesnt fuck my arse first!\n<King-T> Whoa, she a man man ?\n<PRM> Not any more, think it may of been a dodgy sex-op gone wrong.\n<King-T> Dont want to know...
bash.org #124714:\n \ntoo_much_prozak: ooowee girl you sho-nuff is hot stuff..c'mon over my house an sit on my face\neye_doan_know: Where you live big man? I'll think about it.\ntoo_much_prozak: I'm in san diego..where U?\neye_doan_know: dont that beat all ...I'm in diego too\ntoo_much_prozak: ...NO!...yer joshin.....for real?\neye_doan_know: real deal big guy.......you wanna hook up tonite?\ntoo_much_prozak: sounds like a plan....your place? my place? or??\ntoo_much_prozak: no..wait cant be my place...my g'friend is here.\neye_doan_know: cant be my place either...my boyfriend is downstairs.\ntoo_much_prozak: ...what a co-ink-ee-dink my girlfriend is upstairs...........uh-oh-\ntoo_much_prozak left the room
bash.org #124730:\n \n<Roogle> You could ban the whole Arab Emirates, for I've never seen anyone on IRC from there\n<Onyx> heh\n<Onyx> ban an entire country :p\n<Prometheus> I vote we ban belguim\n<Prometheus> they're not trustworthy\n<ian> yeah, then we can ban england and japan too.\n<Prometheus> england is funny though\n<Onyx> I say we ban the Swiss\n<dn> *!*@*.fr\n<UfoZ> I say we ban romania?\n<Onyx> their neutrality is too suspicious...\n<Kyou> lol\n<Kyou> BAN THE FRENCH\n<Prometheus> I bet the swiss are building an army like right now\n<Kyou> yeah\n<Kyou> neutral, my ass\n<Onyx> nah, Kal's from France.  Probably the only cool person in the entire country though\n* Fujiko sets mode: +bbbbbbb *!*@*.jp *!*@*.uk *!*@*.fr *!*@*.be *!*@*.se *!*@*.br *!*@*.ro
bash.org #124756:\n \n<NekoGuy> Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, tonight I masterbated, then told the President of Africa to fuck off because he has no intention of cooperating, then I read a book for 39 minutes, then made love to my wife anally. Any questions?\n<NekoGuy> XD\n<It> lupis, dehumanizing the enemy is the prime strategy for victory in war.  If your enemy isn't human, but a crazy shithead mindless bastard who doesn't deserve to live, it's easier to get soldiers to kill.\n<It> lol\n<It> Targen from The 3l33t Times.  Can you offer us pictures of the anal love to your wife?\n<NekoGuy> Nope, but I will have you educated.\n<NekoGuy> GUARDS! TAKE THIS MAN OUTSIDE AND SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.\n* NekoGuy sniffles\n<It> Fuck.\n<NekoGuy> I'm a man of hard love\n<NekoGuy> hard as in the steel of a bullet\n<It> Bullets aren't made of steel.\n<NekoGuy> MY FUCKING BULLETS ARE\n<NekoGuy> GUARDS, CASTRATE THIS MAN BEFORE YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD\n<NekoGuy> THEN TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK.\n<It> Fuck.\n<NekoGuy> AND BRING ME VIRGINS\n<It> I don't get what's so great about virgins.\n<It> They bleed when you fucks 'em.\n<lupis> virgins who have been extensively taught sexual techniques\n<It> lupis, and have no actual practical experience?\n<NekoGuy> ...\n<NekoGuy> GUARDS\n<It> NekoGuy: your guards are too busy having hot yaoi mansex with each other.\n<NekoGuy> Fuck...
bash.org #124761:\n \n< LittleJon> heh.... Kim just asked me what "bukkake" is.... so I told \n             her to type the word in Google & hit "I'm feeling lucky."\n< Lord_Pryo> lol!\n< LittleJon> ....and she did it on Tixer's computer.\n\n* Slide rofl!\n< Lord_Pryo> :D\n< Lord_Pryo> please tell me Tixer was there\n< LittleJon> he came in towards the end, and said, "I'm gonna get in \n             trouble!"
bash.org #124804:\n \n<Sopabuena> I will name my children after my testicles\n<Sopabuena> Left and Right\n<GreenJeanz> .........\n<Mort> I don't think 'small' and 'smaller' are very good names.
bash.org #124838:\n \n<@Firebird> Anyone want the mpeg of the ABC special about pirating movies and tv shows?\n<Psy> ...
bash.org #124854:\n \n<shiwan> Geez, can't a guy mention Janet Reno on Margaret Thatcher strap-on porn and not empty a channel?
bash.org #124859:\n \n<deadpewl> dude\n<Darn> hmmm I'm wondoring about these ranchos\n<deadpewl> this dumb slut is at my house\n<deadpewl> she wont leave\n<deadpewl> but she wont fuck me\n<deadpewl> wtf\n<deadpewl> but she buys me beer and food\n<deadpewl> so I guess she can stay\n<TheDrip> just shove your cock in her mouth, and if she done like it, throw her out\n<deadpewl> brb
bash.org #124860:\n \nspikearmageddon: how old are you?\nsaxydrew14: 15\nsaxydrew14: im a youngin\nspikearmageddon: ooh, baby\nalmost legal, just my type\nsaxydrew14: ::jumps into arms:::\nspikearmageddon: there you go, just sit on santa's lap\nand tell me what you want for christmas\nand don't mind the casual thrusting, it's necessary for me to fulfil your wish\nsaxydrew14: hahahahaha\nsaxydrew14: santa i want a bike for chrismas oww\nspikearmageddon: that's a mightly big gift, little one\nyou'll have to stay on my lap for another hour, if you want that\nsaxydrew14: ok santa\nsaxydrew14: ouch\nsaxydrew14: thump thump\nspikearmageddon: damn kid, you're bleeding\nget the hell off\ni'll give you 2 bikes if you shut up and bring me your little brother\nsaxydrew14: i dont have a brother\nsaxydrew14: i have a sister\nsaxydrew14: you want her\nspikearmageddon: hmm\nthat gives me an idea\nyeah, kid, bring her and get back on my lap\nbut she'll have to sit on your lap now\njust do what i tell you and you'll get your bike in no time
bash.org #124867:\n \nPhilips.com "live chat"\n\nPlease wait for a consultant to assist you.\nmfennell will be with you momentarily!\nmfennell says, "Thank you for contacting Philips USA Webchat. My name is Maurice. How may I assist you today?"\nYou say, "yeah.. i was looking at your digital camera keyrings and had a question"\nYou say, "i couldnt find what resolutions that were available to take pictures in"\nmfennell says, "I will be more than happy to assist you with this information but first , please may I have your first and last name, zip code, city and telephone number so as to create a case file ?"\nYou say, "i realize it is 1.3 gigapixels and it comes in either 128 or 64 meg memory capacitys, but i dont know what res it will take picutres in"\nYou say, "er... do you really need all of that info? im not sure if im going to buy it or anything.. i just wanted to know the resolutions.."\nmfennell says, "We would like this information so as to keep a record of each customer contact."\nYou say, "but im going to talk to you for all of like.. half a minute.."\nYou say, "my name and email address was allready submitted.. that should be more than enough"\nmfennell says, "May I have the model number of the unit please?"\nYou say, "KEY008"\nYou say, "and KEY007.. if there is a difference"\nmfennell says, "Thank you."\nmfennell says, "With an issue like this what we suggest is that you contact us at 1-800-531-0039."\nYou say, "er.... lool.. ok... im not gong to give them my info either"\nYou say, "how bout i just look around for a different manufacturer that is less creepy.."\nmfennell says, "With an issue like this what we suggest is that you contact us at 1-800-531-0039."\nYou say, "wow.. generated responses.."\nYou say, "really makes me feel i have a genuine connection w/the person helping me"\nYou say, "well thanx for spending a good 15 min of my time"\nYou say, "have a nice day...."\nYou say, "try not to seduce any 13 yr olds over the net..."\nmfennell says, "Thank you."\nmfennell says, "Thanks for contacting Philips USA. "\nYour consultation has ended\nmfennell leaves.
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bash.org #124905:\n \n<Arrgh> futhermore, the DMV shall be refered to from this point on as "the dank troll pit"\n<Arkangel> agreed\n<Arkangel> There are many interesting specimens of the lower caste of the human race residing there.\n<Arrgh> the last time i was there, i overheard this: "no, thats not a saxaphone, its a fire extinguisher"\n<Arkangel> lol\n<Arkangel> I was there three weeks ago and I saw a women who looked straight out of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"\n<Arrgh> !\n<Arrgh> you should have asked for her autograph\n<Arkangel> pink hair\n<Arkangel> reverse mohawk\n<Arkangel> pig tails\n<Arkangel> horrid make-up\n<Arkangel> at least she looked happy!\n<Arrgh> "i loved you in killer klowns! can you sign this for me?!"\n<Arkangel> *women proceeds to eat me*
bash.org #124915:\n \n<BChikapa> Holy shit. Calisa, are you watching this thing on Fox\n<Calisa> no.\n<BChikapa> This guy was in a boat, and a swordfish JUMPED OUT OF THE WATER AND STABBED HIM IN THE FACE.\n<Calisa> [SA]HatfulOfHollow finally got them.\n<BChikapa> I don't know if it's sadder that you made that joke, or that I got it.
bash.org #124948:\n \n<@kitten`> Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out\n<Ritontor> strokes per minute is 9?\n<i> rofl\n<m0zz> 4 minutes?\n<revva> lol\n<Ritontor> what the deuce?\n<m0zz> 4 minutes is average!?\n<kb_DeAd> the average length of the male penis is 15cm\n<i> well since i got at least 9 inches, you should be getting 2 and a 1/4 miles\n<@mima> like 4 min is way too short\n<kb_DeAd> the average depth of a female vagina is 18cm\n<kb_DeAd> goin on current population\n<kb_DeAd> australia has 12,367 feet of unused pussy\n<i> hang on... work out the average amount of cum we shoot up a bitch each time\n<i> and we can work out miles per gallon\n<Mad-Cow> rofl\n<@catinahat> heAe Ahe AEHA EhaEH\n<@catinahat> youre all fucked up
bash.org #124952:\n \n<BlueAngel_> we did it over msn yesterday\n<BlueAngel_> I was very pleased with it\n<BlueAngel_> I can't wait to meet him in person
bash.org #124955:\n \nRubbarDuckling: my middle eastern boss pulled me aside from work today\nRubbarDuckling: and was like\nRubbarDuckling: "there are some things that are concerning me with your work, you didnt fill the lids or the napkins...you left the steam tables on overnight and the place could have burned down..but most importantly...you didnt wear your uniform"\nRubbarDuckling: im like "wait  wearing a uniform is more important than setting a building aflame....how?"\nRubbarDuckling: and hes like\nRubbarDuckling: "oh and yea...you need to stop being so sarcastic."\nRubbarDuckling: "and with your work you need to work better...you know..pull your socks up!"\nRubbarDuckling: and im like "what the...what??  pull my socks up uhhh..."\nRubbarDuckling: what the fuck is pull my socks up mean\nRubbarDuckling: i liked how arson is 2nd on his list though
bash.org #124957:\n \n<doobie> where do you sickos get these fucking links\n<doobie> i mean seroiusly, do you type in\n<doobie> horribly disfigured penis into google?\n<Diablo> no\n<Diablo> actually i was searching for penises in mouse traps
bash.org #125191:\n \n<`-X-> how i can disconnect without the usual commands? (/quit, /disconnect /exit etc )?\n<`-X-> help me pls\n<@Splodgey> /msg <insert name of ircop here> you suck cock
bash.org #125216:\n \n<zeedo> heh I got a delivery today and started to sign my name "zeedo"\n<zeedo> lmao\n* Subliminal is playing Metallica - Jump In The Fire\n<Subliminal> rofl\n<Subliminal> your loosing your true identity\n<Subliminal> and become a sequence of 0's and 1's\n<zeedo> the dude just gave me a weird look when I said "can you wipe that off its the wrong name"\n<zeedo> he cleared the screen thinking I was a weirdo\n<zeedo> I am but thats besides the point\n<Subliminal> lmao\n<Subliminal> you should spell itin binary or smt
bash.org #125229:\n \n<Scummder> well thats great. I get to spend about 5 minutes playing gamecube before my mother appears from nowhere and tells me to do more mowing.\n<bile> think of your mother as an endboss and destroy her.
bash.org #125283:\n \n<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?\n<Indidge> umm....nothing?\n<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?\n<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?\n<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/
bash.org #125316:\n \n<blue-mecha> uh oh, interoffice sexual policy has been violated
bash.org #125350:\n \n<ShyAway> so, if you asked for mint, I wouldn't not give it to you because you like chocolate\n<ShyAway> so, in conclusion, men are chocolate, girls are mint\n<ShyAway> and, flat likes men\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n<MonaLeilani> flat: set mode +I\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n<flatface> Never\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n* ShyAway was kicked by flatface (Stop hitting yourself)\n* ShyAway (Shy@zealfiles) has joined #flatface\n<flatface> This is much more fun
bash.org #125360:\n \n<metaly> what the dum\n<metaly> this person on direct connect has their drives named after the three wise men\n<metaly> although i am guessing they were trying for "gaspar" but somehow ended up with "casper"\n<Pokeytax> which one is the porn
bash.org #125382:\n \n<Harklan> youll never believe this\n<Harklan> but theres a tomb raider game that doesnt suck\n<Resare> Tomb Raider: Undressed?
bash.org #125404:\n \nLord Almighty 3: yo\nonkeybutt87: can you make a rock that you can't lift?\nonkeybutt87: because if you're all-powerful... you can make something unliftable\nonkeybutt87: but if you're all-powerful, you can also lift it\nonkeybutt87: which wouldn't make it unliftable\nLord Almighty 3: ...\nLord Almighty 3: shit
bash.org #125408:\n \n<Strepto> Lack of porn is just as dangerous as dehydration.\n<_abuse> you are so right strepto..
bash.org #125416:\n \n<cj_> welp, that was fun.  back to irc.\n<cj_> i managed to add a quart of oil to my car before losing interest in RL.\n<cj_> cs?
bash.org #125442:\n \n<@Gesten> I'm going to cry when my grandchildren look at me and say: "Grandpa...why'd you let them make everything on the internet illegal?"\n<@Amily> as if it was all your doing? :)\n<@Gesten> I should've been born two years earlier so I could ahve ahd a voice.\n<@Amily> you don't have a voice?!?!\n<@Amily> you're a mute!\n<@Gesten> You didn't know I was a mute?\n<@Amily> well i know now, and it makes me immensely happy\n<@Gesten> No seriously...my neck hit a countertop when I was a kid. I can only make high-pitched muffled noises that sound like squirrels mating.
bash.org #125529:\n \n<NES> hah\n<NES> speaking of your mom jokes getting me in trouble\n<NES> my friend rocky's mom died of cancer\n<NES> I had no knowledge of this cancer, I hadn't known him very long\n<NES> and I had for a while this obnoxious habit of doing those your mom jokes\n<NES> repeating something someone said and inserting their mom\n<NES> so I sit down at lunch one day and I hear him say "she died of cancer"\n<NES> and I said "your MOM died of cancer"\n<NES> *silence*
bash.org #125655:\n \n<mad> shit shit shit\n<mad> i just started blaring tunes, thinking i had only my headphones on\n<mad> but i forgot to turn off my speakers..\n<mad> i bet i just woke everyone in the house up\n<Gold> lol\n<Gold> nice one\n<mad> meh\n<mad> im drunk\n<mad> what do i care\n<GreenWrecKingBall> hahaha\n<GreenWrecKingBall> lucky it wasn't porn\n<mad> omg\n<mad> that's exactly what i was about to type\n<mad> "lucky it was was rage against the machine, instead of this pron mpg i was about to load up"\n<mad> since the only reason i realized my speakers were on is my feet could feel my sub kicking\n<mad> i doubt the pron woulda done that until about half way in
bash.org #125714:\n \n<inetd_> so many people at work are homophobic\n<inetd_> so i'm gonna ask random peoples "if you were on a bus full of gay guys, would you get off?"
bash.org #125728:\n \n<Shempo> ...do I have to set the drive to like...master..slave..blahblahblahb...o.O\n<ShadowRage> slave\n<ShadowRage> look at the jumpers on it\n<ShadowRage> there will either be an M or an S, or just mater or slave\n<ShadowRage> pop the jumpter on slave\n<ShadowRage> jumper*\n<ShadowRage> if it's the primary hd, then master\n<Shempo> Well...Rawr..\n<Shempo> I plugged the bitch im\n<Shempo> in8\n<Shempo> in*\n<Shempo> it rawred at me\n<Shempo> CLIIIKC CLICKCLIIICCK\n<Shempo> ..now what?\n<ShadowRage> access the bios\n<ShadowRage> (either escape, f1 or delete when your computer first powers on)\n<Shempo> yea..\n<Shempo> and?\n<ShadowRage> what kinda BIOS do you have?\n<Shempo> dunno\n<ShadowRage> this is on an older machine?\n<Shempo> 1 year\n<ShadowRage> hmmm\n<ShadowRage> ok, are you in the bios?\n<Shempo> ..no\n<Shempo> That'd require restarting.\n<ShadowRage> ... you added this HD with the computer on?!\n<Shempo> >.>\n<Shempo> <.<\n<Shempo> :D\n<ShadowRage> ..on your current machine?\n<ShadowRage> right now?\n<Shempo> o.o\n<ShadowRage> .....................................................\n<Shempo> Run?\n<ShadowRage> lowkey: give me the learnin' stick.\n<Shempo> ...\n<Shempo> :(\n<Shempo> The 2x4?\n* ShadowRage smacks Shempo with a 2 by 4\n<Shempo> :(\n<Shempo> Yea...dumb mistake..\n<ShadowRage> ....you seriously plugged it in with the machine ON?!\n<Shempo> Possibly harmful?\n<ShadowRage> ......\n<ShadowRage> yes\n<ShadowRage> very\n<Shempo> o.o\n<ShadowRage> ..it's a surprise your computer didnt explode and kill you in the process.
bash.org #125928:\n \n<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?\n<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.
bash.org #125982:\n \n<Big_Mike> Science teachers are either really good or complete nutcases.\n<DS> sometimes both.\n<CurvyEm> I'm actually topless now, i couldn't be arsed to wear a top anymore\n<DS> it is a fine line.\n<DS> Well, that was a nice random interjection into a completely random conversation.
bash.org #126082:\n \nRaceTM: yeah its really weird\n\nit seems like every time i re-install, something goes wrong\nRaceTM: i have yet to get a flawless ghost image\nRaceTM: its pissing me off\n\nlol\nRaceTM: and im sure its probably one dumb program i always install that messes things up\nVeritech Ferret: hehe\nVeritech Ferret: Windows
bash.org #126122:\n \n<Myuutsuu> Apparently my brother was oggling at my porn stuff and my girlfriend's picture.\n\n<Tone> Your little brother was FAPPIN' to your girlfriend?\n\n<Myuutsuu> All of his game files will be mysteriously deleted.\n\n<Alphonse> Inside several folders.\n<Myuutsuu> He will have a piss stain in his bed the size of China.\n<Myuutsuu> He will have his YGO cards stolen.\n<Gojirott> Myuu: Use milk :X\n<Gojirott> or better yet, mayo\n<Myuutsuu> And I will pay one of the kids at his school to kick his ass.
bash.org #126130:\n \n<Calren> CPU Usage: 102% score\n<+Olanis> Is that possible?\n<Calren> I'm throwing all my resources into running everything at top speed, lol\n<+Andross> um, how do you do that\n<Sterri> lovely, you trying to warm the room up?\n<Calren> Andross: chant very, very hard\n<Calren> and currently I'm trying to toast a poptart\n<Sterri> on the cpu, right?\n<Calren> it's sitting behind the fan
bash.org #126178:\n \n[NARHDD] Man Skunk I think your gay \n[Skunk] thats nice but the only time i've ever come across gay porn is accidentally.\n[NARHDD] Its amazing how people always claim that their eyes just wonder from a reg. porn site to a gay one (with help of ctrl + F) \n[Skunk] Man I knew I shouldve uninstalled VNC
bash.org #126186:\n \n<Wallrod> i hate having my room right next to the bathroom\n<Wallrod> i have to hear my dad take a shit\n<Wallrod> EVEN DEATH METAL DOESNT COVER ALL THE FREQUENCIES MY DAD'S ASS BROADCASTS ON
bash.org #126218:\n \n<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???\n<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
bash.org #126273:\n \n(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?\n(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)\n(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)\n(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie\n(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?\n(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)\n(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?\n(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?\n(JHawk111420) both :-D\n(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops\ntraffic\n(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?\n(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out\n(Lady Renegade) hello?\n(Lady Renegade) hello?\n(Lady Renegade) hello ....
bash.org #126275:\n \n<EVILteddy> a couple of morman missionarys came to my door this morning\n<EVILteddy> hehehe\\n<Bakaneko-kun> whatd you do?\n<EVILteddy> mum had a cows heart out for the cats dinner\n<EVILteddy> i took it to the door and took a huge bite of it\n<Bakaneko-kun> really?\n<EVILteddy> yep\n<EVILteddy> it tasted horrible\n<EVILteddy> it was raw and bloody\n<EVILteddy> they called me a heritec and ran soooo fast^_^\n<EVILteddy> i was pissing my self laughing all day it was like the best thing ive ever done to a morman
bash.org #126280:\n \n<PA_stoned> for once i wasn't thinking about sex    \n<PA_stoned> lookit that, i guess being stoned does not necessarily make me horny!    \n<DS_lonely> *gasp* and i bet your not stoned.   \n<PA_stoned> yes i am!    \n<DS_lonely> WHAT!   \n<PA_stoned> why else would i be eating pussy with my finger?    \n<PA_stoned> oops!    \n<DS_lonely> noice!   \n<PA_stoned> i meant puddding
bash.org #126324:\n \n<Wargon> RPC exploit grrrrrrr\n<Wargon> blocked the ports now\n<tfg> AOL blocks all that shit for me by default\n<tfg> They clearly know what 99% of their users are like\n<Spanky-G> like?\n<Spanky-G> 99% of their users hardly know what a computer is
bash.org #126384:\n \n<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...
bash.org #126421:\n \n--> dave (aqeug129@uplink-25D84252.shlb1201.mi.comcast.net) has joined #Uplink\n\n--- Ghostalker is now known as Muad\n<dave> /msg nickserv register <snip> <snip take 2>@comcast..net\n--- Muad is now known as Muad_dib\n<dave> opps\n<MH2> opps indeed\n<dave> yea so whats new?\n<MH2> Well\n--- Muad_dib is now known as Ghostalker\n<-- Ghostalker (Ghostalker@uplink-1EB07998.lutn.cable.ntl.com) has left #Uplink (Rejoining because of user@host change)\n--> Ghostalker (Ghostalker@graveyard.net) has joined #Uplink\n<MH2> I now have access to your email account\n<MH2> That's pretty new\n<-- Squall has quit (Ping timeout)\n<MH2> You have 0 new messages, by the way
bash.org #126424:\n \n<Jolene> so, when they landed on the moon, why cant u see the stars in the pictures they took?\n<chippy> it was daytime
bash.org #126428:\n \n<ZiggyPopFoo> does anyone know how to install OpenBSD i hav ti on disk and i cna load it and everyhtin but i dunno how to install it properly without wiping over windows, plz help lz?\n<notick> buy a unix help manual.\n<ZiggyPopFoo> i dont have unix in have openbsd u fucking def bastard.\n<notick> oh, my bad! (idiot)\n*ZiggyPopFoo forgives notick\n<ZiggyPopFoo> dont worry i have had nowledge about openbsd for yers its just open bsd is the hardest one of them all, ull learn as mich about as i know some day.\n<notick> Shower me with your god-like wisdom, ZPF\n<ZiggyPopFoo> wisdom??? I HAVE OPENBSD!!!!
bash.org #126443:\n \n<AaronsGurl> Um  If Your Aaron Carter MSG Me And Chat Wit Me!\n<the\|navigator> That's pretty sad.
bash.org #126720:\n \nAlter Legiones: i need a job. don't supose you'd pay me to build you a computer? ^_^\nBurning Broly: lol,if i can pay you with 11-14 year old prostitutes\nAlter Legiones: hmm... \nAlter Legiones: i think we can work something out
bash.org #126740:\n \n<amy25``> hey it's summer - bad time for passwords - get outside and stop masturbating!\n<activexyz> better 1st stop masturbating and than go outside\n<CrashFix> LOL ;-)\n<CrashFix> timing is everything
bash.org #126807:\n \nMondo: bukkake is a Japanese dish\nMondo: and not that kind of dish\nMondo: A dish of Japanese food. A soupy broth of Udon noodles with some kind of broth (miso?)*, usually served in a bowl.\nMondo: wonder what'd happen.. if you ordered bukkake in a jap resturant..\nMondo: "Mmm.. I could really go for some bukkake"\nMondo: would they bring you a dish of food, or bring 20 guys out to jerk all over you\nKadmium: I tricked a friend into trying to order "neko don" (lit: cat with rice) at a Japanese restaurant\nKadmium: He got a *FILTHY* look\nMondo: LOL\nKadmium: You know, that "You build railroad!" sort of look\nMondo: roflmao
bash.org #126826:\n \n<Oddlies> spawn killing is when you kill someone as they respawn you nub\n<Chimp> I do that in wolfenstein with the mortar\n<Oddlies> then you're a spawn kiling nub\n<Oddlies> :. sux\n<Oddlies> spawn killing is not cool D:\n<Chimp> They are liek: OMG YOU NUB! I HAT YOU! STOP IT PLESE. CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO SPAWN KILL?\n<Chimp> I only do it when I need the xp\n<Oddlies> that's like saying "I only rape toddlers when I need to get laid"\n<Oddlies> it doesn't make it cool
bash.org #127039:\n \n<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A \n<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B \n<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business \n       Reply Mail Envelope. \n<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold \n       in your hand. \n<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away \n       whistling. \n<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies \n       telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather \n       then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that \n       they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says \n       Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your \n       business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. \n<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an \n       added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope \n       so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about \n       the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After \n       yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my \n       demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this \n       very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
bash.org #127120:\n \n<kroike> oh sweet jesus \n<AcidReign> threatened me and said I wasn't sharing enough \n<kroike> semen feels horrible in open wounds \n<@Knights> ... \n<@\|00Kevin\|> wtf \n<AcidReign> ... \n<@\|00Kevin\|> that deserves more than a "..." people
bash.org #127148:\n \n<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood\n<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.\n<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.\n<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"\n<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud
bash.org #127271:\n \n<SUPERMCNUGGET> allright\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> i need ur guys help on this\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> THIS CONFUSES ME\n<Loserbait> Depending\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> greatly\n<Loserbait> Spit it out little bitch\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> obviously a flavoured condom is designed for one reason\n<Loserbait> To use on your penis. Yes, continue\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> so the woman can taste some random flavour while performing oral sex\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> HOWEVER\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> on the back of the box it says\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> FOR VAGINAL USE ONLY\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> how does it work?\n<Loserbait> Um... Vaginas have taste buds?\n<Loserbait> <Vagina> Oooh! Minty!\n<SUPERMCNUGGET> dont ask why i have a box of flavoured condoms either.....\n<Loserbait> Admit it: It's for those lonely nights...
bash.org #127272:\n \n<FunFun> We're gonna go eat at this new restaurant opened by this Japanese family tonite...any suggestions on what to order?\n<tilted_halo> order bukkake...and ask for a bowl of unko...they'll be impressed and stuff\n<Rowan_Knights> dont forget some chitsu...\n<FunFun> Thanks!\n<tilted_halo> and when the waiter comes to your table say the following: "Atashi katai hakebune no otoko ga suki!"\n<FunFun> What does that mean?\n<tilted_halo> it's a greeting...\n<FunFun> Alrighty I'll be back in a while!\n***QUITS: FunFun(Laters!!!)\n<MagiTek> I know bukkake, what else did you 2 tell him ?\n<Rowan_Knights> Well...I told him to order some vagina...\n<tilted_halo> unko means shit and that 'greeting' means "I like a man with a hard dick"\n<MagiTek> Bwahahaha...I wish I could be there...\n<tilted_halo> We all do...
bash.org #127406:\n \n<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet\n<hitman> and I'm like\n<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"\n<hitman> and he's like\n<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
bash.org #127611:\n \n<@Mouring> "How many Monkeys does it take to run this company?"  "One, because you can get them to work for dirt cheap and they willwork 24/7."\n<@RndPkt> There was an article in scientific america about some study of monkies.\n<@RndPkt> Supposedly some art council in England paid for 3 monkeys and a computer and wanted to see what they did with it.\n<@RndPkt> I guess they beat it with stones, peed on it and hit the S key a billion times.\n<@Mouring> rnd, sounds like most end-users.
bash.org #127637:\n \n<@DudeGuy> i really like soymild\n<@DudeGuy> milk\n<@eponymous> New Soy Mild: For You Vegan Fuckers Too Pansy-Ass to Take Regular Soy (TM)
bash.org #127667:\n \n<Uberkommando> i keep all my songs in "E:ClearlyNotPiratedMedia"\n<Uberkommando> that should keep the RIAA off my trail for a while
bash.org #127682:\n \n<Lee> Dude. My mom's letting me use her once I get a license.\n<Lee> o_o\n<Mewten> ..use your mom?\n<Lee> ..\n<Lee> HER CAR\n<Lee> X-x;
bash.org #127713:\n \n<einzeln> has anyone ever noticed that when you talk to people online, for some reason by the way they type they just seem like a MORON?\n<BuCkWhEaT> before poop: (_*_)\n<BuCkWhEaT> after poop: (_O_)\n* einzeln coughs\n<einzeln> ....
bash.org #127733:\n \n<Sir_Busby> haha I just got the most bizarre email...some dude that I went to university with year ago...telling me that he's dropped off Joe and Charlie at the airport two days ago and I should have met up with them by now...and that Joe can't wait to experience the good old days with me back in Kingston. haha  I have no idea who Joe and Charlie are...and I've been to Kingston once in my life.  weird.\n<Sir_Busby> mistaken identity\n<Sir_Busby> I hope
bash.org #127767:\n \nDraZ: Well, except Elmo\nDraZ: They even made a toy so that when you touched him, he had convulstions.\nNeoNess: I thought it was Orgasms\nNeoNess: THAT TICKLES
bash.org #127770:\n \n<sabin1001> heh, i have a couple of pokemon miniatures that my cat just found, now he's attacking them...and winning\n<NeonId> I think it would be more humorous were he losing.\n<sabin1001> heh\n<sabin1001> he won't listen to my commands...i must need a badge\n<Chronodin> Or a gun and a good taxidermist.
bash.org #127793:\n \n<bug> Well, you'd be welcome to stay here, at least in part. :)\n<ekips> In part?\n<ekips> Half of me stays there?\n<bug> YES.\n<ekips> Do I get to choose which half?\n<bug> Sure!
bash.org #127795:\n \n<EvaUnit02> I had a dream that my minivan charged up my stairs and tried to run me over in my bedroom\n<EvaUnit02> its gets better\n<EvaUnit02> So I charged it and wrestled it.\n<EvaUnit02> I ended up overhead pressing it and capsising it on the floor\n<EvaUnit02> then I proceeded to get on my waterbed and scream "OWNED" at it.\n<EvaUnit02> what would sigmund have to say about that one\n<sir-gold> that you feel your masculinity threatened by the fact that you drive a minivan\n<cd\|work> you got abused by a minivan in your childhood, and have an oedipus complex for your mother\n<EvaUnit02> sir-gold now THAT is a possibility
bash.org #127820:\n \n<@Daedalus> I think any "how to" thing that starts "so you've" is solid gold\n<@Daedalus> "So you've decided open a hockey rink"\n<@Synergistic> Thats weird\n<@Daedalus> "So you've decided to mail a kitten"\n<@Daedalus> "So you've got cancer"
bash.org #127867:\n \n<@Dock> I crushed my cpu\n<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.\n<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf\n<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket\n<@Dock> ZIF my ass.\n<ASk> a ZIF ass?\n<ASk> that's a treasure, man\n<ASk> just think of all the possibilities
bash.org #128114:\n \n<Firefly> Time for my prayers:\n<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! \n<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! \n<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. \n<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. \n<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. \n<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. \n<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
bash.org #128137:\n \n<andy> I wish I worked 22/7, then I could say I worked the pi shift.
bash.org #128188:\n \n(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem.\n(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.\n(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that\n(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.\n(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?
bash.org #128423:\n \n[quit:#] moodlet (Connection reset by peer)\n<moodlet> thou shalt not unplug the hub to plug in one's hairdryer
bash.org #128472:\n \n<Goomba> ford?\n<fordprefect> wot?\n<Goomba> nothing\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> lol\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> i used to do that with my friends\n<Herr-Statto> until they got pissed off\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> yeah\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> now, i have no one left :(\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> exept you guys\n* kopo\|cool`n`icy hangs himself\n<Goomba> good\n<kopo\|cool`n`icy> i'm dead, cant hear you\n<Goomba> good
bash.org #128495:\n \n<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the nightmares that modem brought, the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing, the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour, these things, 56kbit, it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!\n<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that\n<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup\n<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought\n<Razor2k3> nice\n<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing\n<Razor2k3> go on\n<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour\n<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit\n<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!\n<Razor2k3> ty
bash.org #128508:\n \n<Dabz> I'm currently sat outside in the garden on a laptop, in 85 degree heat, in the shade, with a cold beer.   If I lost the laptop I could almost pass as a normal person
bash.org #128511:\n \n<Lethalmartini> i always worry im too pale but then i think of british people and i cheer up\n<Pandilex> I don't understand the facination with lying under the sun burning yourself\n<Lethalmartini> neither do i, but anything to increase the odds of having sex\n<Pandilex> spray-on-tan\n<Pandilex> failing that, money and power
bash.org #128512:\n \n<-{br}Huer{d}> My Linux box has 72 pin simms\n<-{br}Huer{d}> no wondre I only put in 48 mb\n<RuneStar> wow\n<-{br}Huer{d}> what do I do para?\n<RuneStar> thats fucking amazing\n<RuneStar> oh shit\n<Para@Work> put more in?\n<RuneStar> what do you do now\n<RuneStar> you computer fucking nerd\n<-{br}Huer{d}> I cant.. all bays are loaded\n<RuneStar> shit\n<RuneStar> they are\n<RuneStar> thats fucked\n<Para@Work> put bigger modules in?\n<RuneStar> ahh\n<RuneStar> of course\n<Para@Work> kinda like RS likes to do with his anus
bash.org #128514:\n \n<Lethalmartini> tawnee stone rocks\n<Lethalmartini> shes like, our age\n<bobrooney> never heard of her\n<Lethalmartini> shes this girl from texas whos 18 and knows how to do what a woman does best\n<bobrooney> laundry?
bash.org #128516:\n \n<axelgreese> "for every good quote on bash.org there's 50 blindingly horriable ones" - Ice cube
bash.org #128527:\n \n<@olly> turns out my modem is broken\n<@olly> thats why it didn't work in france\n<@Beatnik> OUCH\n<@jon^> it's that cheap french electricity they use to power their phone system\n< Demonen> Yeah.  You can only get really good phone-electricity in the states.\n<@jon^> it is very high in fat though\n<@jon^> i woudl recommend british electricity but it's a bit expensive and it rusts
bash.org #128544:\n \n<xanesly> my husband and I felt stupid standing in the yard with dog saying "go potty! time to go potty!" in that dorky voice you use to talk to dogs and babies\n<xanesly> (and some foreigners)\n<xanesly> so we decided to use STDOUT instead\n<fwoom> rofl\n<xanesly> so we stand outside chirping "standardout! standardout!"\n<xanesly> which has made it that whenever *we* need to go to the bathroom we refer to it as STDOUT\n<xanesly> and when the dog has an accident, STDERR\n<xanesly> sometimes I make myself sad.
bash.org #128559:\n \n<SurveySays--Food> So I bought a Kobe Bryant jersey the other day.\n<SurveySays--Food> Cost me twenty-five bucks for the black one.\n<SurveySays--Food> I asked the cashier if it was the "Buy me, I'm a rapist" sale.\n<SurveySays--Food> She was not amused.
bash.org #128570:\n \n<spaceDAISY> these american measurement standards are on crank.\n<spaceDAISY> what the hell is a jigger?\n<r> jewish nigger
bash.org #128577:\n \n<Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach..\n<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks
bash.org #128584:\n \n<[Ci]XeneX> Hahahahaha.\n<[Ci]XeneX> I forgot my password for my Barrysworld Subscriber Private FTP access, and it says I have to answer the secret question..\n<Lenin> What's the secret question?\n<[Ci]XeneX> Password Reminder Question: What is my password for this site?
bash.org #128674:\n \n<Ten> My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
bash.org #128823:\n \n<R36613> how is everyone tonight? Aside from being dead of course\n<Zealot-X> Yep, aside from that, I'm just peachy.\n<R36613> lol\n<Zealot-X> A little stiff, from rigor mortis and all.\n<R36613> O.o\n<Zealot-X> Erm wait.. that came out wrong..\n<Calren> I'm hungry and needy and want Freelancer to let me blow up a freaking starbase\n<Olanis> mmm rigor mortis\n<R36613> don't try to type too fast your fingers will fall off\n<R36613> they'll go snap crackle and pop\n<Zealot-X> Yeah.. better not accidentally look at porn.. something else may fall off.
bash.org #130442:\n \n<cruunch> i dont believe this\n<cruunch> im tryin to phone sex this girl, the one i didnt go to poker night with cause im poor\n<cruunch> and i heard her roomate ask her who she was talkin too\n<cruunch> and she said\n<cruunch> 'tripod'\n<cruunch> i fucking kid you not\n<cruunch> ego++\n<Sean-> dude\n<Sean-> just, no\n<Biny> no!\n<cruunch> ohhhh yaaaa!\n<cruunch> hehe\n<CeNo65> did you tell her thats not your name .. its just the website that hosts your pics?
bash.org #130643:\n \nAyaMonhu: http://women.kde.org/\nAyaMonhu: :D\nroovis: wtf?!\nroovis: oh SHEESH\nAyaMonhu: LOL\nroovis: kde for women.\nroovis: is it strong enough for a man but php balanced for a woman?
bash.org #131201:\n \n<Zibro> geez\n<Zibro> these posters are dumb\n<Zibro> it's all just cars\n<Zibro> and women
bash.org #131553:\n \n<Cross> Oh, wow. Old school papers.\n<Cross> This one was on 'alternative energy sources'. This is from near the end, when I was really too tired to be writing:\n<Cross> "Wind energy is a method of collecting power from the blowing of the wind. Not only is this a clean and renewable energy source, but it can actually displace excess Carbon Dioxide in an area. Problems behind wind energy also exist. It is not available in many areas, and requires a lot of money to build. The wind turbines can also interfere with television and radio signals and cause noise pollution. Also, birds can fly into the rotors."\n<Cross> "Then they have to send the janitor Steve out to clean the thing, and it just ruins his day. Then he goes home and beats his kids. So if you support wind energy, you support domestic violence."\n<Cross> That's when you know you're tired.\n<Herring> That is awesome.
bash.org #131568:\n \n<lagmagnet> I forgot I downloaded the best of the 70s disco\n* lagmagnet burns out to cd to listen on the train tomorrow\n<BBQ_69> "best of 70s disco"  dude, you got ripped.. there is no such thing!\n<lagmagnet> hah fuck off :) 70s disco rocks :)\n<BBQ_69> yeah, but then you run out of cocaine\n<lagmagnet> true\n<lagmagnet> :(
bash.org #131727:\n \n<indigo> redhat has become a thing of its own, apart from linux\n<indigo> it's the entropy of linux combined with the uselessness of a corporate product
bash.org #131775:\n \n<eps> i never thought i would jack off to richard simons\n<denver> jesus\n<denver> you jack off to richard simons?\n<Ch0p> thats sick...
bash.org #131975:\n \n<DasBub> he also had a book called "Good Sex"\n<DasBub> he's an engineer, he needs a manual for everything
bash.org #132770:\n \n<jomamaugly14> i cant get on irc!@!!!\n<jomamaugly14> im banned\n<Xenon> you *are* on irc !!!
bash.org #133750:\n \n<Calren> Zaphod, do you think that if I arrange AOL CD's in a pentagram I will be able to use the powers of darkness to control the actions of mortals?
bash.org #133771:\n \n<EL3CTRO> 1 for me, 2 for bob\n* EL3CTRO pours beer into his computer case\n* EL3CTRO hears a bang\n* EL3CTRO (EL3CTRO@xnet-10E67154.glfd.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Killed (Zaphod (Connection reset by beer)))
bash.org #134499:\n \n(@Zaphod): ok, this is just getting all kinds of fucked up\n(@Zaphod): what exactly do you want working\n(@Zaphod): the linux machine can see the switch, forget about that\n(@Zaphod): what do you want it to be able to do through the switch ?\n(+Andross): i want to be able to share internet via the switch with my linux box\n(@Zaphod): the same linux box thats dual booted with the windows machine you are on now ?\n(+Andross): yeah
bash.org #134503:\n \n(Calren): question: if I get three female friends saying they like me int he space of 3 minutes, does this mean the end of the world is here?\n(@Zaphod): Calren - it means some fucker let the guide dogs off their leashes again at the blind school
bash.org #134558:\n \n<Fr0d0> Just imagin what wars would be like if instead of battle hardend soldiers, they used nerds and geeks.\n<H4ndalfTehGh3y> "D00d! j00 sh0tz0r m333!11!11 Wut r u?!?!? 4 FFFFAAAAGGG?!!!?!"
bash.org #134607:\n \n<VashTS> im going to make a pop up that provides for them all, " DO YOU NEED CREDIT , OR A LARGE PENIS , OR BIGGER BUST SIZE , OR A LOAN ,,, WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING CUS YOU HAVE NO MONEY , A SMALL PENIS , NO BOOBS , AND NO ONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY , OR DATE YOU , OR ANYTHING , CUS YOUR A NERD , A FUCKIN COMPUTER NERD , SO IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"
bash.org #134610:\n \n<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_-
bash.org #134835:\n \n<@maddox> hehe.. man, Norton Antivirus sucks. All it does it bog everything down, I clicked on the "optimize my computer" setting and it just uninstalled itself.
bash.org #134858:\n \n(Zaphod): now, would you like knee pads for that, or are you going bare back ?\n(Matthew): doesnt matter, its only irc\n(Matthew): so you choose\n(Zaphod): Matthew - whatever you like, as long as you wear pretty red lipstick, its all good with me\n(Matthew): k, but let me get my tweasers and magnifying glass\n(Zaphod): you wanking yourself at the same time huh ?\n(Zaphod): kinky
bash.org #135909:\n \n<cdk> the computer admin at the office is just the kinda LINUX 0wnZ WIND0wZ nazi\n<cdk> and he's goddamn paranoid\n<cdk> and he smells\n<@noosie> most linux guru's smell\n<@noosie> linux before personal hygiene... that's their moto\n<cdk> do most linux guru's whistle and make awful jokes and hysterically laugh at their OWN jokes?
bash.org #136144:\n \n<Dain-EvenDumber> I have a theory\n<Dain-EvenDumber> A theory that the current Prime Minister of Canada is the smartest man on the planet\n<Dain-EvenDumber> And his brilliant ideas would have ushered Canada into a new age of prosperity and power, overcoming even the United States...\n<Dain-EvenDumber> if only people could understand what he was saying
bash.org #136322:\n \n<Treen> Damnit, why on earth are they making Max Payne 2 a fricking LOVE STORY?\n<Mithrandir> because love is cool\n<Exspes> Because everything has to have a love story in it\n<Exspes> Lord of the Rings was about Sam and Frodo\n<Treen> <_<\n* Dr_Nick smacks Ex\n<Exspes> Smoochies.\n<Exspes> The Hobbit was about Bilbo and that dwarf king\n<Exspes> It'd be cool to be able to jump into books\n<Treen> ...
bash.org #136332:\n \n<Cthulhuberries> the only tests I get right are pregnancy tests :P
bash.org #136343:\n \n<+OwnzYa> work?\n<+OwnzYa> whats that?\n<@Wapwap> That explains why you are so fat
bash.org #136344:\n \nonkeybutt87: what are you up to?\nUpDogWkeBoarder: just chatin, i might have pancacks for dinner\nonkeybutt87: that sentence makes me sad\nonkeybutt87: a pancack?\nUpDogWkeBoarder: lol\nUpDogWkeBoarder: i'm typing to like three people\nUpDogWkeBoarder: that's a lot for me\nonkeybutt87: trust me, it's a lot for us too\nUpDogWkeBoarder: hahaha\nUpDogWkeBoarder: you type fast\nUpDogWkeBoarder: i don't\nonkeybutt87: yeah, I also type well\nUpDogWkeBoarder: yeah\nUpDogWkeBoarder: that's trure
bash.org #136351:\n \n<S1> i'm royally pissed off\n<S1> i was giving my grandmother a ride into town so she could pick up her car\n<S1> as i went through an intersection\n<S1> a car making a right turn decided she diddn't want to go into the right lane wich was clear\n<S1> nooooooooo she had to jump RIGHT in front of me\n<S1> I had my 70 year old grand mother in the car\n<S1> i almost rear ended the fuck out of an SUV\n<S1> it could have easily put my grandmother in the hospital\n<S1> bitch is lucky didn't rip her lungs out through her ass\n<A1> you were going to rip your grandmothers lungs out through her ass?
bash.org #136355:\n \n<mReD> wtf happend to that blaster virus\n<mReD> did microsoft get attacked\n<]Oxygen[> they pointed www.windowsupdate.com somewhere else\n<]Oxygen[> what they should have done is point it at apple.com
bash.org #136360:\n \n<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.\n<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.
bash.org #136365:\n \n<+Jenda_away> javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');\n<@contagious> Not sure that link is gunna werk;]\n<+Jenda_away> www.javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');.com\n<@contagious> lol\n<@contagious> That one either\n<+Jenda_away> hmm\n<+Jenda_away> fuck you
bash.org #136366:\n \n<KoKaiNo> i just got pwnd what does that mean?
bash.org #136376:\n \n<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.\n<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?\n<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.\n<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.\n<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.\n<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.\n<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.\n<Blade> XD\n<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.\n<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.\n<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.\n<Blade> You have some issues, Dan.
bash.org #136377:\n \n[+Freeder] The Angry Dragon\n[+Freeder] Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
bash.org #136392:\n \n<Misteroo>  I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN\n<Misteroo>  YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN\n<winterwinstar> draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green pipes\n<Misteroo>  WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{
bash.org #136428:\n \n<Pander> Isn't that like a greek tragedy? A man who spends all his time downloading porn but never gets to look at it?
bash.org #136432:\n \n<Boogaleeboo> ...soul, what was the exact name of the file you sent me? <Boogaleeboo> I seem to have fucking LOST it \n<SHODAN> I'll find it. \n<deVoca> Boog, search on "12_year_old_hardcore.avi" \n<Boogaleeboo> Too many results
bash.org #136439:\n \n* Jedi_Peni is now known as Jedi_Penis \n<melusine> Please don't show us the power of the force.
bash.org #136444:\n \n<NeroMan> "Queer Eye For A Straight Guy" would be better if at the end of the episode the five gay guys combined into a giant one\n<MattW> I'll form the ARM\n<Karva> I want to be the crotch\n<NeroMan> "I'll give the head"\n<NeroMan> I mean.. form the head.
bash.org #136460:\n \n<PunisherBass> I'd rather smear my nuts in honey and then tea bag a red ant hill than watch the matrix reloaded again
bash.org #136465:\n \n<CarnivorousPlant> dog + compost /= (dog+compost)\n<CarnivorousPlant> (dog+compost) = dog^compost\n<CarnivorousPlant> and if any mathematicians object, they are free to come over here and smell this blasted dog
bash.org #136477:\n \n<robbie212> where are you getting this stuff?\n<bahumbug> robbie212: www.freedvdrsforpeoplethatarentjewish.com\n<robbie212> it doesn't work\n<bahumbug> you must be jewish
bash.org #136478:\n \n<Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always discuss but can never truly resolve.\n<Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time a person masturbates\n<Dreadnought> and if domokun are real\n<WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real\n<Treen> yeah, domo's real\n<Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real\n* Dreadnought puts on his domo suit\n<Astyanax> doiiiii\n<WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with Usajii\n<Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor making him think god speaks to him. next.
bash.org #136485:\n \n<Ralph`> u know teh way balck ppl talk?\n<Ralph`> how tehy say "thur" stead of "there" and "hur" stead of "hair"?\n<AXEiii> ...?\n<Ralph`> how do you think they say "her" as in... "her"?\n<DeAZNriDe> that bitch
bash.org #136486:\n \n<Alman> Stacy's mom has got it goin' on, ooh yeah...\n<Tyrillis> U see the video for that\n<Tyrillis> Her mom is pretty hot\n<Alman> yea\n<Alman> stacy's not too bad\n<Alman> either\nTyrillis> :P\n<Alman> but she's like 10\n<Alman> so that sucks
bash.org #136487:\n \n(iTM): are you racist?\n(killjesus): gosh\n(killjesus): here we go again\n(killjesus): jumping to conclusions\n(killjesus): will it make you feel better if i tell you my name is Adolf\n(killjesus): and that i think black people are lesser human beings?
bash.org #136494:\n \n<Flammie> I have a secret.\n<Flammie> I'm deaf.\n* Chibi points and laughs in braile
bash.org #136501:\n \n< mfh> fuck\n< mfh> no matter how good of a programmer you think you may be, designing a fast algorithm is still hard fucking shit.\n<@solar> did you consider that maybe you're not a good programmer
bash.org #136504:\n \n<a_passerby> fuck, well, i got an offer to be keyboardist/pianist for a band for "funk music"\n<a_passerby> but i dont listen to funk music\n<a_passerby> and the guy who asked me is a moron\n<a_passerby> "yeah man, i dont use kazaa anymore. you know your computer broadcasts an ip address?"\n<a_passerby> thats an EXACT QUOTE\n<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY GOD AN IP ADDRESS\n<Everdraed-sleepytime> MY HOUSE IS BROADCASTiNG A STREET ADDRESS
bash.org #136506:\n \n<YoshiJRC> Who wants to freestyle!\n<YoshiJRC> Here I go!\n<YoshiJRC> TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN! PICKLES ONIONS ON A SES'ME SEED BUNNN!!\n<YoshiJRC> I BEAT YOU ALL!
bash.org #136509:\n \n<idlerakefighter> What's the deal with Ovaltine\n<Sarah> the cup's round :(\n<Sarah> the container's round :(\n<Sarah> why isn't it roundtine?
bash.org #136510:\n \n<fork> oh cool\n<fork> theres a pube in my keyboard
bash.org #136514:\n \n<fry> i remember the first time i had a boner i thought it was cacner or something\n<fry> because i used to be smart and shit and i learned in class that tumers were "uncontrolled growths"\n<Raven> Then you found the internet. And now you can't even spell cancer. Or tumors.\n<fry> ...\n<fry> :(
bash.org #136517:\n \n<Booyaah>	There's something making a noise outside my window\n<Booyaah>	Should I go check out what the heck is making that noise or just leave it alone?\n<Booyaah>	it's like a low sort of moaning\n<Elzie_Ann>	:/\n<ViewtifulJosh>	call the cops, heh\n<Frozen-Solid>	moaning?\n<Booyaah>	That's what I'd call it Frozen\n<Elzie_Ann>	So is this like a "People are having sex outside my window" type of moaning or a "there's an injured cat outside my window" type of moaning\n<Frozen-Solid>	could only be one thing... promiscuous sex... you could go out and watch if you want\n<Booyaah>	I'm gonna go with the injured cat thing\n<ViewtifulJosh>	haha\n<Stormrider>	It might be an injured cat having sex\n<Booyaah>	If people are having sex outside my window then it sounds like only one is doing a good job\n<Frozen-Solid>	hahaha\n<Elzie_Ann>	hahahaha\n<Stormrider>	That may be the greatest thing you've ever said, Booyaah\n<Booyaah>	It's getting louder :\|\n<Booyaah>	ok, I'm gonna go check\n<Booyaah>	I don't really want to have things like that going on in my yard\n<Elzie_Ann>	Haha.\n<Elzie_Ann>	I don't have any other ideas\n<Booyaah>	I'm thinking there's a good chance it was a kitty\n<Frozen-Solid>	or carl's idea...\n<Elzie_Ann>	That's what I would think\n<Elzie_Ann>	Some kind of cat\n<Booyaah>	but my cat would notice...\n<Booyaah>	My cat = me\n<Booyaah>	It just lays around doing nothing\n<Booyaah>	you know if people were doing it outside my window\n<Frozen-Solid>	you'd have a camera Booyaah?\n<Booyaah>	Frozen, you're scaring me\n<Booyaah>	lol\n<Frozen-Solid>	heh\n<Booyaah>	I suppose I could've taped it though\n<Elzie_Ann>	haha\n<Booyaah>	lol\n<Booyaah>	it's starting up again\n*	Booyaah is away : Outside with flashlight\n\n---	Booyaah is now known as Booyaah-away\n\n** Time Passes **\n\n<Booyaah>	People in this town scare me.\n<Elzie_Ann>	Did you find out what it was, Booyaah?\n<Booyaah>	sure did\n<Elzie_Ann>	What was it\n<Booyaah>	some dude\n<Elzie_Ann>	o_O\n<Frozen-Solid>	0_o\n<Booyaah>	me: "What the fuck are you doing man?" him: "...nothing" me: "you aren't playing with yourself out here are you?" him: "Maybe" me: "well...I really think you should do that in your own home, not my bushes ok" him: "ok" me: "get the fuck out of here"
bash.org #136522:\n \n<eViL_oNe> oh goodgod!@\n<eViL_oNe> HELP ME\n<@lucifer> sorry. not qualified.
bash.org #136523:\n \n<fry> if there's one thing i really hate\n<fry> ...it's animosity
bash.org #136524:\n \n<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.\n<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
bash.org #136529:\n \n<otto> so... whats everyone up to tonight?\n<Sauron> I'm doing a few things; checking my ebay account, cleaning the computer area, studying for a test in school tomorrow, and eating these hot pockets.\n<Sauron> and of course, IRCing like a mofo.\n<XDA> masturbating\n<Raven> Porn.\n<fry> porn\n<otto> "which one doesn't belong here..."
bash.org #136532:\n \n<Amorphis> I just passed with distinction my oral exam for driving licence\n<\|jenova\|> oral exam for driving test...\n<\|jenova\|> dang..strict rules\n<PcChip> you have to suck off the instructor ?
bash.org #136534:\n \n<Raven> Come, boy wonder! We shall rid the world of crime!\n<monkeymilk> yes! together we will thwart evil-doers and criminals alike!\n<Raven> To the batcave!\n<monkeymilk> wait, my download just finished\n<monkeymilk> 20 minutes of gun point rape\n<monkeymilk> or so the description says\n* monkeymilk is away - away\n<Raven> ...Maybe he's trying to think up ways to save the girl. =/\n<Robocop> he never said girl, could be two guys\n<Raven> ...\n<Raven> So, Robocop, are you prepared to clense the world of evil in the name of justice, as my trusty sidekick?\n<Robocop> no i'm busy trying to find a good site for making a pipe-bomb\n* Raven is starting to think IRC isn't the best place to start his superhero campaign.
bash.org #136550:\n \n<DreadS> wow\n<DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?\n<evl> dude\n<evl> i wish\n<evl> that way i could goto bed comforted\n<DreadS> E ?\n<evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire\n<evl> flyin around my house
bash.org #136553:\n \n<VerrySpecialUnit> i have 30gb of games now...\n<VerrySpecialUnit> and 10 gigs of apps\n<hamms> and 0gig of a life
bash.org #136569:\n \n<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object\n<+RonaldMcD\|afk> looool\n<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object\n<+Bastaard> LOL!
bash.org #136593:\n \n<Volt9000> oy this is lame\n<Volt9000> some 3 year old "genius" kid\n<Volt9000> WOW HE KNOWS THE CAPITALS OF COUNTRIES\n<DopefishJustin> omfg\n<Volt9000> YEAH THAT MAKES HIM A GENIUS\n<DopefishJustin> autistic more likely\n<Volt9000> ROFL!!!!\n<DopefishJustin> or maybe just a fucking dork\n<Volt9000> :D\n<Roger\|tehsleep> OMG WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO?! "vuenezuela" YOU GENIUS\n<Volt9000> that autistic comment was awful :D\n<Volt9000> ROFL ROGER\n* Volt9000 can't breathe\n<DopefishJustin> it's Mexico City, not one of the harder capitols :P\n<Roger\|tehsleep> i know that\n<Roger\|tehsleep> vuenezuela is the capital of peru, silly\n<DopefishJustin> oh yeah
bash.org #136597:\n \n<seraph> does anyone here have the Matrix 1?\n<comet_11> searph\n<comet_11> just search for the matrix reloaded\n<seraph> noooo\n<seraph> i want the FIRST one\n<seraph> the original\n<comet_11> yes\n<comet_11> I'm saying if you search for reloaded, you'll find the first one\n<comet_11> you made the mistake of searching for the first matrix\n<comet_11> that'll get you fight club
bash.org #136734:\n \n<loko> im not speak spanish\n<loko> I use a translator\n<Kitsa> what language do you speak?\n<loko> spanish
bash.org #136740:\n \n<konik> First of all let me say that Mac zealots should be rounded up into cattle cars, gassed to death and incinerated to make certain there is no remaining genetic material that might infect the rest of the gene pool. \n<pixagen> amen\n<pixagen> there is a guy at work who always tells people that their system would never fail, be slow, freeze, or cause stress if it was a Mac\n<pixagen> i tried to stab him but he is nimble and spry\n<natx> tell him i love him
bash.org #136744:\n \n<pixagen> i might be a mac zealot if i was a rich white kid who's parents spoiled him\n<pixagen> or maybe a yuppie\n* natx changes topic to 'Don't hate the user, hate the shiny luxurious girl getting industrial design.'\n<pixagen> EXPENSIVE design, you fuckass\n<pixagen> they need a line of UGLY systems\n<pixagen> so i can buy one\n<natx> yeah, ugly macs for ugly people\n<natx> ugly poor people\n<pixagen> hehe\n<natx> wait they have those...\n<natx> theyre called\n<natx> DELLS\n<natx> you fucktard\n<pixagen> eeek\n<pixagen> shut up cracker
bash.org #136763:\n \n<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^\n<The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off\n<The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin' blue\n<The_Ayatollah> lying bastard fruits
bash.org #136804:\n \nracer-x: i cant smell sarcasm over irc\nryan0: get closer to the screen
bash.org #136805:\n \n[BoardMasta] you hate how sean runs stuff because he has no idea what he is doing\n[Areoaelw] seans not the brightest cake on the candle :(
bash.org #136813:\n \njeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen
bash.org #136816:\n \n<McRick> I was watching a program on TV, and someone with an English accent said 'And God bless all who sail in her" and the closed captioning read "[speaking in foreign language]".
bash.org #136830:\n \n* kitty notes his other keyboard actually has macro keys on it...\n<Bandit> youre a guy?
bash.org #136832:\n \n<_nihil> Fuck you. :P\n<TheFuck> Too late.\n<_nihil> Fuck off? :P\n<TheFuck> It's stuck.
bash.org #136834:\n \n<bLacKywiNg> my ass hurts really bad right now...\n<bLacKywiNg> i haven't ridden one in a long time!\n<bLacKywiNg> but it was a really smooth ride once u get on it
bash.org #136835:\n \n(Pyr0s): !tp\n(@N0VA): I'm a little teapot\n(@CHR0N0S): short and stout\n(@N0VA): Here is my handle\n(@CHR0N0S): here is my spout\n(@N0VA): When i get all steamed up\n(@CHR0N0S): then i shout\n(@N0VA): tip me over\n*** N0VA was kicked by CHR0N0S (KICK YOU OUT!! :)
bash.org #136840:\n \n<Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.\n<Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.\n<Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back.\n<Tristan> OH YEAH\n<Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM\n<Tristan> SO THERE
bash.org #136855:\n \n<YowYow> whatsupi my niggers\n<cse> And I even got on IRC and told eric when it happened heh\n<YowYow> heh\n<pb> <YowYow> ewoao aoe aoe owo ap ifp ie jan fpa aepi a efajp\n<pb> that makes just as much sense man\n<YowYow> mike btw\n<YowYow> i have a mp3 u shoud listen to\n<YowYow> its not done by me\n<YowYow> but\n<YowYow> not copyright whatsoever\n<Ed> an*\n<Ed> you*\n<Ed> it's*\n<Ed> copyrighted*\n<Ed> etc..\n<YowYow> ?\n<Ed> -_-\n<pb> ahahahhahhaha\n<Ed> ah\n<Ed> should*\n<Ed> fuckin missed one -_-
bash.org #136867:\n \n*** Nezzie (~armond@adsl-154-136-51.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #phphelp\n\n<Nezzie> Wow they really need to put a warning label on that.\n\n<Nezzie> apparantly /sbin/fastboot should be called /sbin/fastREboot
bash.org #136899:\n \n<Ross> What are they naming the bastard child?\n<Tiffany> she wants to call the baby Rochel if it's a girl\n<Ross> hooker name\n<Tiffany> and they will probably name it Vampire Hunter D if it's a boy\n<Ross> I'd name my kid something totally badass, regardless of the sex\n<Ross> Like\n<Ross> Tyranocore\n<Ross> Or Vader
bash.org #136914:\n \n<CptPlanet> i wish it was still legal to buy black people because i'd have six of them follow me around at all times just acting cool.
bash.org #136929:\n \nAxion: u know\nAxion: one day\nAxion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile\nAxion: and then realize im only 16\nAxion: lol\nAlucard: bwahahaha
bash.org #136937:\n \nrebelustionist: and I accidentlu said fuck in class liek 20 times\nDekkar5: rofl\nrebelustionist: luckily she was a cool teacher\nDekkar5: what did the teach do\nrebelustionist: she gave me one fuck a week\nDekkar5: !\nrrebelustionist: the word\nrebelustionist: that is\nrebelustionist: ....\nDekkar5: o that didnt sound right...
bash.org #136992:\n \n<Pedsdude> ok...............\n<Pedsdude> i said this:\n<Pedsdude> friends should be here any min.  so i will not be on until tuesday  \n<Pedsdude> it translated to this in dutch:\n<RamboSnakey\|NH> rofl\n<Pedsdude> Vrienden zouden hier enig min moeten zijn. Zo zal ik op tot Dinsdag niet zijn\n<Pedsdude> it translated back to this in english:\n<RamboSnakey\|NH> roflroflroflroflorlforlrolroflfroflroflroflrorlforlforlf\n<Pedsdude> Friends will here simply wet nurse must be.  As will I on until Tuesday are not\n<Pedsdude> HAHAHAHA\n<RamboSnakey\|NH> LOL\n<[WS]DeMoNiTe> wtf? LOL
bash.org #137010:\n \n<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.\n<Beagl> bash.org ?
bash.org #137011:\n \nEntsuropi: uhm, im out to see tomb raider 2 at 6:30\nPete: and WHY would you want to do a thing like that?\nEntsuropi: tomb raider one was a highly entertaining piece of trash\nEntsuropi: and jolie looks hot in the trailers\nEntsuropi: its like porn with gunfire
bash.org #137032:\n \n* The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo'\n<T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You.mp3  128kbps 6.77min\n<T-112> randomly..\n* %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one gives a fucks\n<Gnome> Good song.
bash.org #137079:\n \n<+kostya> what means "+" befor my nick?\n<@chopra> kostya: it means someone made a mistake
bash.org #137086:\n \n<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser
bash.org #137167:\n \n<Exelcesior> I take it ALLL back about greenpeace type fanatics\n<Exelcesior> no offence Ed\n<Ed> hmm?\n<Exelcesior> i was feeling suicidally bored so I visited a friend who's pretty enviro friendly\n<Exelcesior> and I was talking to him as he watered his lawn, when this car pulled up\n<Exelcesior> and this fat guy mooned him\n<Exelcesior> so he screamed "FUCK! BEACHED WHALE!!" and turned the hose on him\n<Ed> well, you have to keep them hydrated
bash.org #137186:\n \n<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure.\n<snorp> or a band
bash.org #137189:\n \n* SHIT` happens\n* Katsmall happens, too.
bash.org #137222:\n \n< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool \n< krept_> i'm going to have real friends \n< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT\n<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?\n< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally
bash.org #137243:\n \n[@revmoo]: O_o\n[@revmoo]: I love windows\n[@revmoo]: I unpack a divx on k:\n[@revmoo]: and it tells me\n[@revmoo]: "C: is running out of space"
bash.org #137258:\n \n<CommanderStab> ARgh\n<CommanderStab> What kind of a stupid crossword\n<CommanderStab> Has the hint "Rhino"\n<CommanderStab> And then the answer is "Rhino" >_<
bash.org #137295:\n \n<@dura> I want a game that will actually scare me.\n<@Billy-Away> resident evil\n<@Billy-Away> is ok scary\n<Lil_Dude> the first resident evil when i was like 5\n<@dura> like a mexican farm simulator, that would scare me.
bash.org #137303:\n \n<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
bash.org #137313:\n \n<Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag\n<Reich> OOh\n<Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy\n<Sabdo> ...\n<Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?
bash.org #137338:\n \nmoonman137: (she has no clue)\nmoonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?)\nwaymon04: (i think so)
bash.org #137342:\n \n<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories \n<mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero\n<Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily\n<Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero\n<mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water\n<mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires
bash.org #137351:\n \n<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay\n<jeebas> err bids
bash.org #137362:\n \n<KrudOnAStick> haha i read a story about a brazilian dude who married a blow up sex doll\n<KrudOnAStick> his parents told him to divorce it and he killed them
bash.org #137411:\n \n<flint`> well\n<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea\n<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism\n<flint`> and now they all just act like girls
bash.org #137437:\n \n<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...\n<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.\n<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",
bash.org #137480:\n \n<NekoNick> And you claim to be sentient? \n<RaZorblade> sentient???????????????????????????????????????????????\n<NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.
bash.org #137512:\n \n<Rowdy> I made a really evil alarm for myself this morning.\n<Stoney> An evil alarm?\n<Rowdy> sleep 21600 && cat /kernel > /dev/audio\n<Rowdy> Turn your speakers to max and do that.\n<Rowdy> It is MEAN.\n<matt> i have lots of kewl mp3 mixing software atm :)\n<Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million babies crying in unison.\n<matt> .. and then were suddenly silenced?\n<Rowdy> HAHAHAHAHAA\n<Rowdy> ROFL\n<Rowdy> That's the shit.
bash.org #137523:\n \n<@ryan> theres acpi crap in my kernel\n<@jon^c> eat more fiber
bash.org #137540:\n \n<Elfer> OMG OMG OMG\n<Elfer> I just had an idea\n<Elfer> ok, cats land on their feet, right?\n<Elfer> right\n<Elfer> toast lands peanut butter sde down, right?\n<Elfer> right\n<very_clock> right\n<Elfer> now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it\n<Elfer> ???\n<very_clock> uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday\n<Elfer> uhh, no\n<very_clock> yep\n<Elfer> I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover\n<Elfer> It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device...
bash.org #137544:\n \n<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum
bash.org #137545:\n \n<tosh> i need wax \n<tosh> my hair doesn't stay up out of joy
bash.org #137549:\n \n<WoobiE> hey.. i see me in that pic!\n<WoobiE> hooray for me\n<jimiw> your mum must be proud\n<WoobiE> yep\n<WoobiE> doesnt explain why she beats me and tells me i destroyed the family though
bash.org #137553:\n \n<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.\n<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
bash.org #137556:\n \n(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash\n(@Spellbinder) hash?\n(+emil) what?\n(+emil) oh\n(+emil) i have fat fingers\n(+emil) so when i laugh on irc\n(+emil) i press the s button too
bash.org #137564:\n \n<Darkseid> anyone want to hear a song i'm writing\n<RaTS_FYA> :)\n<Darkseid> it's called "if girls bled cranberry juice"\n<RaTS_FYA> lol\n<RaTS_FYA> lets here it dark\n<oldskoolsenate> yeah\n<oldskoolsenate> i wanna hear\n<oldskoolsenate> please pleaes please\n<Darkseid> ok\n<Darkseid> keep in mind that it's metalish\n<Darkseid> Ahem\n* Darkseid clears throat\n<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid that's alright\n<Darkseid> if girls bled cranberry juice would you press and squeeze them dry\n<Darkseid> would you hold their heads so sweetly til juice ran from their eye\n<Darkseid> f juice ran from girls' ears would you have them for a snack. \n<Darkseid> What if orange juice was dripping from her snatch\n<Darkseid> I would\n<Darkseid> Chorus\n<Darkseid> I mean no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me... better than me... no one likes a glass of juice better than me... better than me me me....\n<oldskoolsenate> Darkseid: That's really touching.
bash.org #137568:\n \n<@Moonpie> if you get into an rpg battle with the plastic wrap around some sort of food you are the more stereotypical nerd in the world\n<+silv\|LUNCH> it wasn't an rpg battle
bash.org #137587:\n \n* Steele looks at his watch\n<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on
bash.org #137595:\n \n<Disciple> Oh man, I was listening to music today, and I looked up, and all the kids were like ":O" and staring at the teacher, so I took off my music to see what was going on...\n<Disciple> So I took off the headphones\n<Disciple> And The teacher was screaming\n<Disciple> "PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH! PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH!"\n<Disciple> "GIVE IT TO HIM NOW! GIVE IT TO HIM NOW!"\n<[Striker]> O_o\n<Elyssa> Oo;\n<K-S> :O\n<Ness\|Scripting> :O\n<Velcant> ...o_O\n<Disciple> And so I was like "What the hell's going on?"\n<Disciple> And I looked over\n<Disciple> and she was screaming on the phone.\n<Disciple> And I just started cracking up\n<Disciple> But then I found out that it was really sad and it was her son dying and someone had to give him his injection :(\n<Disciple> But before I heard that, it was the funniest thing ever.\n<[Striker]> ...well, damn,\n<Disciple> (He is safe now)
bash.org #137629:\n \n<evilive> I've got the crime of the century\n<evilive> we'll say we're offering free chicken as a promotion, right?\n<evilive> then when the niggers show up we'll shoot them and take their gold teeth.
bash.org #137634:\n \n<BlazeHedgehog> For a few seconds when AOL first loads it displays the wrong image with the wrong headline on the front page\n<BlazeHedgehog> So it's got this guy kneeling at the WTC Memorial, crying, headline reads "HILLARY DUFF'S NEW CD RELEASED"\n<Waffle-X> lol\n<Sz> I'd be crying too
bash.org #137638:\n \n<@Disciple> im stuck in traffic\n<@Disciple> sigh\n<@oz> stop ircing from your phone you lame piece of shit\n<@oz> if you were jewish, that would make sense.
bash.org #137692:\n \n<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!\n<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!\n<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
bash.org #137694:\n \n<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads\n<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?\n<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany\n<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful\n<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required."\n<MrBeanTroll> "you must be THIS hot to move my furniture"
bash.org #137733:\n \n<obso> christ\n<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy\n<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass\n<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute.
bash.org #137754:\n \n<Elfer> I remember tangie complained about only getting a $30 GC game for EASTER\n<Elfer> bitch\n<Elfer> Know what I got for easter?\n<Elfer> nothing\n<Elfer> not even chocolate or anything\n<Elfer> Well, at least I didn't get crucified\n<Elfer> unlike some suckers at easter
bash.org #137775:\n \n<Fusion> My cat tried to eat a praying mantis. I told him it was a bad idea.\n<Mitsugi> what was his response?\n<Fusion> Uh... "meow"\n<Mitsugi> figures\n<Fusion> Yeah. What a bitch.
bash.org #137853:\n \n<Kai> I like big xc,jhagjhrrss and I cannot lie.\n<Ben-San> You other brothers can't deny when a fhgargh walks in with an itty bitty SLAJCHSAFGBG and a big typo in your face.. :P\n<Kai> You get gfdhgfj and you wanna pull up gfyifu because you notice that xc,jhagjhrrss was djhfdjhf.\n<Ben-San> This leads to the eternal question: what rhymes with djhfdjhf?\n<H_Cuz> gjhfdjhf.\n<Kai> bjhfbjhf?
bash.org #137854:\n \n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> and what kind of tools am I going to need to put all this crap together\n<[TFCC]MitsuMan> philips head screwdriver and knife to open packages lol\n<[TFCC]FloorPie> A knife? Use your teeth\n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> what about securing the mobo in the case\n<[TFCC]FloorPie> You'll have such a hard on when the new hardware arives, just poke the package open\n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> or tape and grease? i read somewehreabout that\n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> but I have no idea why\n<[TFCC]MitsuMan> everything will come with mounting screws M\n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> oh right\n<[TFCC]MysteryDate> dammit\n<[TFCC]FloorPie> The tape is to hold your hardon down\n<[TFCC]FloorPie> the greese is for afterwards
bash.org #137860:\n \n<@Blaxthos> i just smoked a joint and 2 bongfulls in the little coat closet in m\ny foyeur\n<@TheWalrus> blaxthos, now all your coats smell like weed\n<@Cozma> came out of closet for us\n<@Blaxthos> i live in mississippi\n<@fpod> nice\n<@Blaxthos> no coats in southern mississippi\n<@TheWalrus> blaxthos, why is it called a coat closet?\n<@TheWalrus> if it's located in southern MS\n<@Blaxthos> because "getting high closet" didn't suit the management
bash.org #137913:\n \n<Ziller> I'm confused now\n<Ziller> am I me?\n<Ziller> [12:14] *** Ziller (ziller@bnc.host) Quit (Ping timeout)\n<_jackal> it's weird to see yourself quit from irc..\n<Ziller> like seeing your own death
bash.org #137950:\n \n<LicknDrgn> I dunno, I haven't used a stock HSF in one of my machines since P200 days\n<LicknDrgn> Which probably accounts for the fact I've got a cold CPU most days and fuck all else to my name :)\n<LicknDrgn> Then again, the drug addict and alcoholic phases probably don't help either.\n<LicknDrgn> Still, at least I can play video games drunk and stoned with the heater on :P\n<LicknDrgn> And really, isn't that what's important in life?\n<LicknDrgn> ...\n<LicknDrgn> I wish I had a heater :(
bash.org #137953:\n \n<dr_binks>I think they should start rating bash quotes according to how stupid the people are, not how funny the quotes are.
bash.org #137969:\n \n<[Max]Kaz> does any1 know if I can extract a bit of a movie without all the files?\n<[Max]Kaz> Its p0rn so I dont need all of it
bash.org #138004:\n \n<krulos> my bud had sex with his girl last night 4 times and in the morning she said,"He was the best she ever had."\n<krulos> i told him i had sex with my girl 6 time last night and this morning she said,"I was God!" lol. how many times did u get it on last night?\n<KavorkianKilled> once\n<krulos>hahaha, did she say anything to you this morning?\n<KavorkianKilled> yeah, don't stop.
bash.org #138024:\n \n<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> I want Disney Land to like, Make an AOL ride.\n<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And 2 seconds after it starts.\n<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> It stops.\n<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And screams "DISCONNECTED. >:("
bash.org #138049:\n \n<Uhh_Duh> relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!\n<black-ice> it all starts with 3 letters, asl\n<black-ice> and ends with stfu
bash.org #138182:\n \nSG The Clown: lol check this out i photoshopped a pic about that\nDarksyphon23: you credit for mine idea :-\nSweet J Elite: .. rofl\n\n[5 MONTHS later]\nSweet J Elite: i'm gonna go play final fantasy x\nDarksyphon23: haha, i was thinkg that too, "you credit for mine idea"\nSweet J Elite: you do know that it was you that said that, right?\nDarksyphon23: wh...huh?\nDarksyphon23: i thought it was you who said that\nSweet J Elite: no, you said it, and sg and i have been making fun of you for it for the past 5 months\nDarksyphon23: fuck..FUCK!\n[silence for 5 minutes]\nSweet J Elite: dude, are you pissed?\nDarksyphon23: OF COURSE I'M PISSED! I JUST FOUND OUT "YOU CREDIT FOR MINE IDEA" was MINE IDEA!
bash.org #138185:\n \n<Sabrebutt> So, I started learning Java today.\n<tacojon> eww\n<tacojon> i hope you washed your hands afterwards
bash.org #138193:\n \n<spacemank> someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about me.\n<cky> hm\n<cky> your nickname rhymes with 'wank'\n<PsykoDave> Spacewank!\n<spacemank> gr... not to do with my NICK\n<cky> well, you said about you :P\n<spacemank> yes, me. not my nick.\n<spacemank> I am not my nick.\n<spacemank> I am me.\n<Greg\|wawy> if you re-arrange the letters, you get "spankmace"\n<cky> your nick has to do with you\n<spacemank> not really.\n<spacemank> GRR\n<spacemank> USELESS\n<Greg\|wawy> :D\n<cky> which is almost "spank mice"\n<cky> you could also rearrange it to say MSPancake!\n<spacemank> I hate you.
bash.org #138198:\n \n<@sed> somebody tell me what i'm forgetting to save before i reinstall windows\n<+nimper> porn\n<@Jagfire> sed, porn\n<+Sabby> porn
bash.org #138210:\n \nA little overexcited about Silent Hill:\n\n<Aremis> Who can take a fire sireeennnnn.... and make a symbol of fear and dread? Who can take a sweet town and fill it with the undead? Konami cannnnn... The Konami Corp. cannnnnn.....\n<Aremis> The Konami Corp. can take a simple hospital and make it a hell of rust and bloooooddddddd......\n<Aremis> Who can take a happy dayyyyyy.... and shove it full of fog and snow? Who can make monsters that die with one blow? Konami cannnnnn.... the Konami corp. cannnnnn....\n<Aremis> The Konami Corp. can because people are addicted to fear and they have stockholders in North koreaaaaa.....
bash.org #138229:\n \n<Calisa> I can only hope there are hotel rooms involved in the party. I need to give my secret garden to serenity. We'll ride the comet of passion and wait until the sun dawns on the pool of spilled innocence. A world that's calm in the everlasting wake. \n<TribGuru> she's gonna fuck the desk clerk.
bash.org #138236:\n \n<fr0k> Methinks Slicey is A) blushing or B) seriously not amused\n* fr0k hopes for A\n[later]\n<Fractal-Coffee> (i think she's just ignoring you fr0k)\n<fr0k> (she is)\n<Fractal-Coffee> (safer than acknowledging anything you say)\n<pineapple_slice> stop talking about me.\n<fr0k> (she's telling us to stop talking about her...)\n<Fractal-Coffee> (should i say "who said we were talking about you" to her?)\n<Fractal-Coffee> (maybe that'll throw her off)\n<fr0k> (yeah, let's try that)\n<Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking about you?\n<Fractal-Coffee> who said we were talking at all?\n<pineapple_slice> ... You and fr0k. I'm not that stupid.\n<Fractal-Coffee> were we talking?\n<Fractal-Coffee> who's we?\n<Fractal-Coffee> oh, right\n<fr0k> (I dont' think she's buying it)\n<Fractal-Coffee> (foiled)
bash.org #138244:\n \n<@flugger> Dont ever handle your dick after handling hot peppers..
bash.org #138255:\n \n<bishead> man there is such a difference between online comp players and online console players.\n<bishead> when i play cs my sexuality is attacked like a hundred times and my mother's weight mentioned 50 times.\n<bishead> i was playing some guy in madden 2004 on ps2. and this guy was all like "hey man ur doing pretty good" and giving me tips and shit.\n<bishead> but i've been playing cs too long. blurted out i wanna fuck ur mother with a pole.\n<bishead> i kinda felt bad after.
bash.org #138259:\n \nPythagorusBAN: I think every "bottom" quote on bash has the word 'nigger'\nPythagorusBAN: I didn't know there were that many niggers on the internet to begin with\nBoozmation: you come across them everyonce in a while.. usually at dating websites\nPythagorusBAN: or porn sites\nBoozmation: oh yea\nPythagorusBAN: or the National Geographic webiste\nBoozmation: well then its not even a contest
bash.org #138338:\n \n<Ysabelle> my god\n<Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee.\n<bark> hahaha\n<Gizmo^_^> impressive\n<Gizmo^_^> (says darth)\n<Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!
bash.org #138342:\n \n<molo242k> ALLO WESTERN COMRADES! NO COMMUNISTS HERE! JUST HARD WORKING YANKY DOODLE DANDY WESTERN CO WORKERS! OH BOY! TIME FOR SOEM MORE OF THAT FAMOUS AMERICAN APPLE PIE! PERHAPS LATER WE WILL ENGAGE IN MANLY EMBRACE WHILST STILL CLINGING DESPERATELY TO THE ILLUSION OF HETEROSEXUALITY JAH?
bash.org #138374:\n \n<FFk> Ive been living on my own for 2 weeks. Im so bad with money and shit im drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers.\n<Goftyrind> erm....\n<FFk> i can safely say i need my mommy.
bash.org #138378:\n \n<omega> i have a question.\n<omega> is your community THAT small that you're so bored and lifeless that you need to spam communities that are 20x bigger? \n<FFk> how about i answer your question, with another question. \n<FFk> Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?
bash.org #138386:\n \n* tania has joined #maths\n<tania> if i had a line on a graph, how would i know points (x,y,z) lie on the graph?\n<LackLustre> ERR HERR HERRR SUB THEM INTO THE LINE EQUATIONS\n<tania> and then what?\n<LackLustre> MASTURBATE INTO A PAPER CUP!!!!!\n<LackLustre> no, you're done, truthfully.\n<tania> lol\n<LackLustre> let's say i got a totally fucking crazy line like y = 3x + 2\n<LackLustre> it sickens me to type it, but there we go\n<LackLustre> is (2,1) on it?\n* sabamacx rofls :D\n<LackLustre> does 2 = 3.1 + 2\n<LackLustre> NO IT FUCKING WELL DOESN'T\n<LackLustre> SO FUCK YOU, LINE, FUCK YOU, POINTS\n<sabamacx> we need more people like LackLustre, he's my golden ray for the day :D
bash.org #138396:\n \n<BoriS> so, it's important to know, what kind of movie you'll look BEFORE you enter the theatre\n<Bastaard> like people taking the advice of other people on IRC that when they get to a japanese restaurant that they order "bukakke" for dessert
bash.org #138418:\n \n<bucket> The U.S. is strange!\n<Ven99> - Iknow\n<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic.\n<bucket> why were you in there???\n<Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS"
bash.org #138433:\n \n<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking\n<FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?
bash.org #138434:\n \n<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron\n<Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed
bash.org #138435:\n \n<nonzero> do you have a vagina?\n<cisco_gal> yes :p\n<nonzero> sweet
bash.org #138437:\n \nRob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows!
bash.org #138442:\n \n<Jeeba> You sad sad men.\n<Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over.\n<Xylene> and you call us sad.
bash.org #138450:\n \n<[Hobbes]> -rw-------    1 hobbes  hobbes  7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core\n<[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT\n<@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;)\n<[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time\n<@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh.
bash.org #138453:\n \n<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os.\n<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several.\n<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray\n<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is\n<MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux?\n<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo.\n<MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answer  before I asked the question\n<MeKa> DOLT:P\n> Uh' dude.\n> They're different flavours of Linux.\n> Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey.
bash.org #138456:\n \n<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability\n* Uno is now known as Rkiver\n<Skorp> heh\n<Plague> lol\n<The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves\n<The_GoldFish> NO ONE\n<The_GoldFish> anyway\n<Plague> keanu reeves is the master\n* Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves\n* Skorp hides\n<Plague> who else do you know who can fly?\n<Rkiver> Clarke Kent\n<PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch\n<Skorp> Superman??
bash.org #138458:\n \n<FFk> he had a stroke\n<FFk> and only half of his face works\n<FFk> isnt that wicked?\n<FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D
bash.org #138487:\n \n> Okay life is good.\n> Some girl I know IRL.\n> Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night.\n> Yep, life is good.\n<Seryu> lol\n> Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window.
bash.org #138489:\n \n(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?\n(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes
bash.org #138506:\n \n<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot.\n<Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there.\n<Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words.\n<Hitei> Shut up, you.
bash.org #138514:\n \n<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people!\n<Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that\n<Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted\n<Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth
bash.org #138521:\n \n<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...\n<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.\n<brainbox> and most of europe\n<cannibal> is there a difference?
bash.org #138543:\n \n<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy\n<xassassingod> she WILL have my babies \n<***\|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ?
bash.org #138546:\n \n<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/       <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z\n<kdub> haha\n<FyreDaug> BoZo you geek\n<kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class\n<kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too\n<kdub> when i messed up drawing\n<BoZo> It felt weird :p\n<kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z\n<BoZo> haha
bash.org #138572:\n \n(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet?\n(@Chris_): cba\n(@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image\n(@Chris_): nasa.gov *\n(@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window\n(@Chris_): exactly!
bash.org #138576:\n \nSyn0P: RESPOND\naj64804: no
bash.org #138583:\n \n<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit
bash.org #138593:\n \nBlast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.\nOAGreatLordAxion: ummm\nOAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder\nBlast Enforcer: oh\nBlast Enforcer: ok\nOAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.\nOAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
bash.org #138594:\n \n<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to.\n<jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once.\n<chaind> lol
bash.org #138596:\n \nOAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.\nBlast Enforcer: Good.\nBlast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.\nOAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...\nOAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?
bash.org #138604:\n \n<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy
bash.org #138615:\n \n<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface\n<+Myke> be mature
bash.org #138616:\n \n<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"?\n<Fox_Alan> dunno..\n<Borlath_Mon> Dammit.\n<Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song\n<Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance\n<Borlath_Mon> :D-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D\|-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D\|-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D\|-<\n<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<\n<Borlath_Mon> make a little love\n<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D\n<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD\n<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D\n<Borlath_Mon> 8w==D\n<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D\n<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD\n<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D\n<Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight?\n<Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm\n<Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one
bash.org #138618:\n \n<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating\n<Tiffany> teach me joe\n<Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS\n<Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT??\n<Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT\n<Tiffany> o damn\n<Tiffany> nevermind then
bash.org #138625:\n \n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina\n<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh
bash.org #138631:\n \n<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?\n<Vict0r> i didn't know that\n<Majuju> they made a hackers 2?\n<jules> they made a hackers 2?\n<mnerd> what's hackers\n<jules> winner.
bash.org #138632:\n \nCrazzeh Timmeh: dude\nCrazzeh Timmeh: i just found out\nCrazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry\nCrazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay\nKashJC: hahahaha\nKashJC: are u that bored?\nCrazzeh Timmeh: could you tell?\nKashJC: yes\nKashJC: lol\nCrazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck\nCrazzeh Timmeh: ?\nCrazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all\nKashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy\nCrazzeh Timmeh: later?\nKashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff\nCrazzeh Timmeh: kk\nCrazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him\nKashJC: dont ask, we're busy\nCrazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now!\nKashJC: hahah\nKashJC: sorrie daddy\nCrazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore
bash.org #138634:\n \n<sean>	And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,\n<sean>	"Thou shalt cross the road." \n<sean>	And the chicken crossed the road\n<krohnjw__>	that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way"\n<krohnjw__>	then he would have gotten owned
bash.org #138636:\n \nif you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file.  have a nice day!"
bash.org #138640:\n \n<Insomniak> so anyways\n<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip\n<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag\n<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning\n<Insomniak> i was running late\n<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school\n<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me\n<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"\n<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"\n<Insomniak> "no"\n<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"\n<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
bash.org #138641:\n \nSkywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians\nPheylan> smelly?
bash.org #138646:\n \n<Guitar4life> there's no such thing as humping too many grandma's
bash.org #138652:\n \n<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :)\n<Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag\n* Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)
bash.org #138653:\n \n<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol\n<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off
bash.org #138659:\n \n<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.
bash.org #138767:\n \n[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file?\n[ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?
bash.org #138784:\n \n<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk\n<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was\n<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells\n<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
bash.org #138788:\n \n<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
bash.org #138789:\n \nTridao: i got 100%\nTridao: :D\nXeero: On what?\nTridao: the iq test\nXeero: ...\nTridao:  100% of what/\nXeero: Did it give you a number?\nXeero: That says\nXeero: 'Your IQ is ___"\nTridao: 100%...:(\nXeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.
bash.org #138797:\n \n<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n* Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne\n<Charlemagne> oh\n<Charlemagne> never mind\n<Charlemagne> WOO!
bash.org #138832:\n \n<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head. \n<Dest> dreamwraith: Literally.
bash.org #138858:\n \n<iPBS>	you know\n\n<iPBS>	there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week\n\n<iPBS>	people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's\n\n<iPBS>	and i didn't get a single email virus\n\n<slightly>	me neither\n\n<iPBS>	whats that say about our popularity?\n\n<slightly>	:(
bash.org #138868:\n \n<BoB_JonEz> well its true \n<BoB_JonEz> i think to get a comp sci degree you have to pass the tan test \n<BoB_JonEz> if you have a tan, you fail
bash.org #138893:\n \n<Elfer> uh oh\n<Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards\n<Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on
bash.org #138905:\n \n<twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad\n<twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers\n<twohitcombo> but evidently it has a 'fuck everything up' button that works fine with out them
bash.org #138968:\n \nseanchil: zero5: What linux distro do you have?\nZero5: okay. can you please help me installing it.\nZero5: i have linux 9.0
bash.org #139013:\n \n<Subwoofer> My mom's dead :D \n<Subwoofer> :(*
bash.org #139025:\n \n<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.\n<Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me.\n<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me.\n<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.\n<Neji-Sama> FUCK!\n<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-\n<JapanAir900> ...\n<Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH
bash.org #139075:\n \n<E_Kewl-i> Why dose the bottom of bash.org have all nigger jokes?\n<Termite> they go by economical status
bash.org #139147:\n \n<Pciber> Dude.\n<Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan.\n<Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around!
bash.org #139187:\n \n<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains.
bash.org #139434:\n \n<%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen\n<%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me\n<xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton\n<xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared\n<@bunnzy> whats he gonna do?\n<@bunnzy> love you to death?\n<@_pali> release another album! >_<\n<@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G to molest you with his saxaphone!
bash.org #139462:\n \n<Taiken> I had this dream once...\n<Taiken> Where my penis grew teeth and attacked me.\n<woosh> dude\n<woosh> Your penis is cool.\n<woosh> I want Taiken's penis\n<Kyle> ..\n<woosh> That sounded so wrong.\n<Kyle> Yeah.
bash.org #139475:\n \n<crazycaleb> cmon ham :( youre one of my favorites\n<Hamzifer> favorites?\n<Hamzifer> I dunno if i'm that 'important'.\n<crazycaleb> your name makes me think of hamtaro, that might be why\n<Hamzifer> ..your a sick little man.
bash.org #139476:\n \n<elitotaco> ok\n<elitotaco> ive got to go finish cleaning my room\n<elitotaco> or else i cant go camping\n<-- elitotaco has quit ()\n<asshat> OMG what a loser\n<asshat> gtg moms calling
bash.org #139480:\n \n<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war\n<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
bash.org #139483:\n \n<BLIZZ> the Xbox 2 will include high-end gaming hardware, a mini-fridge capable of holding an entire case of soda or beer, an air-conditioning unit, a four slice toaster, a TIVO unit, cup holders, a diaper changing table, a trash can, and a refillable toothpaste reservoir. Even the new extra large controllers - designed specifically for use by basketball players - will incorporate heated buttons and miniature LCD screens so you don't miss out on any of the action\n<BLIZZ> but thats just my prediction.......\n<around-Bellerophon> no way...not gonna happen....they'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir
bash.org #139489:\n \n-> *Sea* I'm making services talk and he's so stoned that he thinks he's imagining it :)\n<OperServ> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, LIFESPIKE, YOU TERRORIST BASTARD\n<Lifespike> OPER, NO\n<Lifespike> dude IM INNOCENT I SWEAR\n<@LagServ> YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY\n<Lifespike> nooo\n<Lifespike> SOMEBODY CALL KEN\n<Lifespike> SOMEBODY HACKED HIS BOX\n<Lifespike> THE SERVICES ARE ATTAKING ME\n<LagServ> GREETINGS, JUSTIN! I AM YOUR GUARDIAN SPIRIT!\n<Lifespike> really?\n<LagServ> YES. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU OF YOUR QUEST.\n<Lifespike> what do i have to do?\n<LagServ> You must travel into the wilderness, naked. You must stay there for 18 days. You must fuck every goat you encounter and carry around a bucket of green Jell-O.\n<Lifespike> holy shit, i never knew this was real\n<Lifespike> i'm gonna do that soon, i swear\n<OperServ> DIE!\n<MemoServ> DIE!\n<NickServ> DIE!\n<Lifespike> THEYRE TELLING ME TO DIE\n<Lifespike> FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE\n*** Quits: Lifespike\n<Ariakas> Wow.\n<Ariakas> I'd make a hell of a psychologist.
bash.org #139541:\n \n<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me\n<thebluetml> so i told my mom\n<thebluetml> and she said i was cool\n<thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.
bash.org #139543:\n \n<Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse\n<Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have one\n<Mephistopheles> then take pictures
bash.org #139560:\n \n<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed?\n* MeLearnin brb taking a shit....
bash.org #139580:\n \n<Lhayn> WTF? Who would kill over a dollar?\n<DMA> bums\n<Lizardman> Transients.\n<Lhayn> ...In normal society?\n<DMA> CEOs
bash.org #139597:\n \n<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year\n<matterless> Good, it builds character.\n<pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming
bash.org #139598:\n \n<whifflebat2000> Holy crap... this is incredible. Never played this level. Great atmosphere.\n<Seppel> Whiff: Finally make it to level 3 on Super Mario Brothers?
bash.org #139604:\n \n<Hydra> * penguin has joined #12-15yrz\n<Hydra> <penguin> any chicks there\n<Hydra> lol\n<Kevorkian> what scares me hydra, is that you are in that channel
bash.org #139611:\n \n* Aphal sets mode: +b brit!*@*\n<Aphal> haha i got u\n* Kat sets mode: -b brit!*@*\n<Aphal> wtf\n* Aphal sets mode: +b cats!*@*\n* Kat sets mode: -b cats!*@*\n<Aphal> >:\|\n* Aphal sets mode: +b polaris!*@*\n<Kat> k\n<Aphal> :D\n<Polaris> :(
bash.org #139613:\n \nDarkLerner: My Away Msg Is Creative Check It Ouy\nMy Own God 13 13: ...\n\nAuto response from DarkLerner: Sleepz.\n\nMy Own God 13 13: o god\nMy Own God 13 13: thats awsome
bash.org #139614:\n \n<dan-o2> hay dudes my gf broke up with me I dont know why\n<dan-o2> I just slapped her with my cock
bash.org #139616:\n \n<NightGyr> have you tried EFnet?\n<hamann> No, I don't do drugs
bash.org #139622:\n \n<Nash> YES&#8230;they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus\n<Nash> looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison\n<DDR4life> serves him right\n<DROSS> Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is\n<FiringSquad> He&#8217;ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison\n<LexiusTheGenuis> poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin\n<Sczoyd> cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads\n<Antibig> theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum\n<FiringSquad> looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed\n<Sczoyd> I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive\n<JSP> a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot\n<Sczoyd> his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop\n<ShinKurro> someone will find out a new way to spread viruses\n<Nash> okay, that wasn&#8217;t really called for.
bash.org #139697:\n \n<frank> can you help me install GTA3?\n<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using\nfrank has quit IRC. (Quit)\n<knightmare> ...
bash.org #140338:\n \n<+BarkerJr> why is 'crontab -r' one key away from 'crontab -e'?\n<@Paladin> Natural Selection
bash.org #140532:\n \n<Sion_Barzahd> So there are only 3 votes and since that is not enough I will have to choose myself.\n<DecmlCat> </Bush>
bash.org #140543:\n \n* +FFimer has left ##\n* FFimer has joined ##\n* him_selfe sets mode: +b *!*@FFimer.users.quakenet.org\n* FFimer was kicked by him_selfe (AutoKick: Frog detected, go /hop in a lake)
bash.org #140546:\n \n<MiKe> r0bz0r: u have to be a special member\n\n<r0bz0r> Ohhh\n\n<r0bz0r> Ok\n\n<r0bz0r> I'm special.  My mum said so
bash.org #140580:\n \n<delzi> Arguing in the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarted.
bash.org #140596:\n \n<cemil> what does it mean? :)\n<cemil> /dev/hda4              24G   33M   22G   1% /db\n<cemil> /dev/hda4 on /db type ext3 (rw)\n<tibyke> it means you have to contact your systems administrator\n<cemil> i am :)
bash.org #140603:\n \n(VapOr) what the command 2 setup the bunnyscript?\n<Stormcaller> just press alt-f4 to bring up the setup menu\n<@shp\|away> format c:/q\n[Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: FFS GOTO SLEEP NN ALL have sweet dreams]\n<@shp\|away> lol\n<Stormcaller> ROFL\n[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]\n<Stormcaller> hahaha\n* @shp\|away points and laughs\n<@shp\|away> i think he meant ctrl-F4\n[P] VapOr has left #lobby\n[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]\n<@shp\|away> rofl\n(VapOr) pfff\n<@shp\|away> sorry\n<@shp\|away> really\n<Stormcaller> hah\n<@shp\|away> that was cheap\n(VapOr) ok i d/l it then i installed it\n<Stormcaller> next you'll be telling him its "/quit i am a ponce"\n(VapOr) "/quit i am a ponce\n[Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: i am a ponce]\n[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]\n<Stormcaller> lol\n(VapOr) cool\n(Diamond_Viper) lol fool\n<@shp\|away> well now he knows three new commands anyways
bash.org #140652:\n \n<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now\n<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?\n<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
bash.org #140675:\n \n<RogueFoxx> I'm going to go outside \n<RogueFoxx> where no nerd has gone before\n<RogueFoxx> pray for me
bash.org #140720:\n \nSweetPeaches708: i can hack ur comp and send u a virus if u dont tell the truth and dont stop scaring my friend\nSweetPeaches708: s\nSweetPeaches708: my dad works for aol\nSweetPeaches708: i know how to do these type of things\naedenww2: omg\naedenww2: hahahahahahahahahaha\naedenww2: BASH.ORG
bash.org #140756:\n \n<Justin> Sluts are like web hosts - they spend all their time going down.
bash.org #140786:\n \n<Sarah> Press 321 to talk to 18/f/dick\n<W0lf> Eww\n<The Void> 321\n<The Void> Wait, shit.
bash.org #140791:\n \nNeoNess: My cell phone rang in the church and everyone looked at me.\nI answered it and someone told me to turn it off.\nI told them it was god and he was furiously angered at them, and he would smite them with his holy fist.\nI proceeded to scream "Repent!" at the top of my voice.\nlong story short, I dont have to go to church anymore
bash.org #141183:\n \n<@Blaxthos> so apparently my 17yo cousin has VD\n<@seiki> heh\n<@seiki> Blaxthos: sucky\n<@Blaxthos> yea, she's hot )-;
bash.org #141218:\n \nNeoNess19: new reports say that being with friends boost your immune system\nLippyTaK: unless youre sharing needles
bash.org #141222:\n \n* deflux- has joined #bondage\n<deflux-> I've got ducttape, some pliers and watermelon.  Let's do this thing.
bash.org #141224:\n \n<barka> one more time, anybody around here use StrokeIt?\n<e> no, I prefer KY Jelly \n<barka> Y2KY Jelly.\n<barka> To cram 4 digits where only 2 used to fit.
bash.org #141226:\n \n<Elise> hey do u have the compu wholesale purchase order at all?\n<logik> ?\n<logik> ummm\n<Elise> so?\n<logik> why do u need it\n<Elise> cause im attaching the invoice and entering it in myob then i need to do the billing ....\n<Elise> why do u ask?\n<Elise> have u eaten it or something?\n<Elise> ;)\n<logik> nah you see\n<logik> the thing is\n<logik> there was no toilet paper around
bash.org #141242:\n \n<Direw0lf> Sauki get some gerbils\n<Direw0lf> i've been told they're all sorts of fun\n<KhamulPPC> Especially with the optional extra of a microwave\n<Direw0lf> hehe\n<Sauki> gerbils?\n<KhamulPPC> You got something against gerbils?\n<Direw0lf> add helium and you've got gerbiloons\n<Sauki> i'm sure they taste good\n<Sauki> but i'm never sure what sauce to put with them
bash.org #141248:\n \n<Beren87> A swift kick in the pants\n<Beren87> that's always my suggestion\n<Beren87> for anything really\n<Beren87> Need to move a mule? A swift kick in the pants. Need orange juice? A swift kick in the pants\n<Beren87> It's very multi-purpose\n<TheXPhial> I need a gift for a friend
bash.org #141296:\n \n<Ayesha> half the men in my family have mullets XD\n<dunderhead> are half the people in your family in serious relationships with other people in the famly as well?\n<dunderhead> thats usually the consequence of rocking the mullet
bash.org #141310:\n \n<gribble> might apply for some jobs I don't have a jews chance in Auschwitz of getting
bash.org #141357:\n \n<malkygoat> i've donated 1000hours of CPU time to SETI\n<ozzmosis> malkygoat: you know in about 20 years time the alien ships will land here on Earth and demand to know why we've been DOSing their alien network 20 light years away with random packets
bash.org #141580:\n \nSilverJstr: I dreamt it snowed last night\nSilverJstr: like, 20 inches\nSilverJstr: I woke with a scream\nThanatoChaos: Canadian nightmares.
bash.org #141798:\n \n(Serial) where can i buy speakers online\n(@NJD) www.speakersonline.com\n(Serial) australian\n(@NJD) www.speakersonline.com.au
bash.org #142115:\n \n<PERL_ZEALOT> ( E@3 )\n<PERL_ZEALOT> / /U \n<Brass> Whassat, Perl?\n<PERL_ZEALOT> Goatse.
bash.org #142540:\n \nHobbes_: Hmm.\nHobbes_: I'm too lazy to use the mouse, and go to the address window.\nHobbes_: http://movies.yahoo.com\nHobbes_: Wait.\nHobbes_: Shit.\nHobbes_: I have to click that. =(
bash.org #142649:\n \n<JB> When I was a kid, you could just admire a naked woman. She didn't have to be defecating.
bash.org #142797:\n \n<Kindred> I got a question:  If you're driving in your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?\n<Devilbunny> Kindred: It's all in your imagination.  Putting "R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of light, no matter the size of your spoiler.
bash.org #142934:\n \ndocsigma2000: jesus christ man\ndocsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead\nc8info: Why?\ndocsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE\ndocsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE\ndocsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts \nc8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.\ndocsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK\ndocsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???\ndocsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much\nc8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. \ndocsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.\ndocsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead \nc8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.\n** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #142960:\n \n<RikI> Havent had sex in sooooooo long\n<RikI> It's gotten to the point where i masturbate thinking of other times i masturbated.\n<Vorm> ...
bash.org #142976:\n \n<Zok> Oh, it needs to be in jpg or png\n<Sephiroth> okay I changed the extension\n<Sephiroth> but isn't any smaller
bash.org #143356:\n \n[9:43:pm] <beau> man, i have so much respect for anyone that designs adult web sites\n[9:43:pm] <GodTheMod> its harder than it looks\n[9:43:pm] <xie> Hahahahaha\n[9:43:pm] <beau> i've been sorting through material for my site, and i can't help but get a hard on, and that means much less blood in my head.. i JUST CANT WORK LIKE THAT!
bash.org #143360:\n \n<Ken> If a girl is 5'2" and weighs 110, what would her ring size be\n<Nny> Ken: depends on how big her finger is
bash.org #143530:\n \n<Hahn> I'm such a coding novice! My nipples get all hard when something compiles correctly.
bash.org #143577:\n \n<Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride.\n<Exodus> naw\n<Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'
bash.org #143587:\n \n<pantsme> guys, give me ways the govt influences your life daily\n<pantsme> i need 3 more\n<Novasol> what do you have already?\n<grendy> increased taxes due to multiple simultaneous wars, and slightly lower gas price3s thanks to stolen oil?\n<grendy> or should i just shut up? my head hurts\n<pantsme> i got the basics i just need a few others\n<pantsme> make stuff up\n<grendy> predator\n<GoatLord> how about: They make laws that say I can't beat that stupid fucker with a tire iron.\n<redsleep> reading my thoughts through major league baseball\n<grendy> uh, the illuminati, the skull & crossbones, the magestic twelve?\n<pantsme> nice\n<pantsme> askin this on irc was dumb\n<pantsme> :D\n<GoatLord> you think?
bash.org #143725:\n \n<CptPlanet> ever get the urge to have someone videotape you masturbating in public so you can watch it later and laugh? or masturbate again.\n<slick> i have a tripod
bash.org #143758:\n \n<heroofhyr> Japan, China and South Korea team up to plan an operating system to rival Microsoft Windows.\n<heroofhyr> man i can't wait to try Rindows
bash.org #143858:\n \n<ShadowRage> if this net needs anything it's more linux\n<jimmiejaz> fuck no. \n<ShadowRage> if ths net needs anything it's more women*\n<ShadowRage> god dammit\n<ShadowRage> You know you've become a nerd when the word linux automatically replaces "women" in your mind.
bash.org #144140:\n \n<Killrbyte> God dammit...Jesus saves...why the fuck didn't I?
bash.org #144440:\n \n<MrBob> I hate Uni. At least in film studies we get to talk about Fight Club.\n<@X-Factor> Wouldnt you be breaking the first 2 rules?
bash.org #144532:\n \n(dj28): http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ftp/graphics/AT13/refresh/AL1303W5+GIF/081203W5.gif\n(ZemRrushe): safe for work?\n(dj28): no. it's a government sponsored goatse orgy gallery
bash.org #144827:\n \n* punxy has joined #emo\n<punxy> hi all\n<_John> hi\n<_John> do you have a vagina?\n* punxy has quit IRC (Read error: No route to host)\n<_John> asking people if they have a vagina is a new h4x0ring technique to crash people boxes
bash.org #144842:\n \n<Costilled> "Try our new pepperoni pizza!"\n<Costilled> and I'm left thinking\n<Costilled> what's so new about it?\n<Costilled> so I kick the guy in the throat\n<Costilled> and take his wallet\n<Mystech> o.o out\n<Mystech> Or ouch\n<Mystech> depending on how weirdly my brain is functioning tonight.\n* karass has joined #jack\n<Costilled> and then there was deer\n<Costilled> don't get me started on deer\n<karass> i wont\n<karass> sorry i brought it up\n<Costilled> but the pizza was hand tossed\n<Costilled> the cook could have tossed off in the dough and we wouldn't know\n<Mystech> Well like didn't you watch him make the dough, too?\n<Costilled> He was kneading the dough as only a hooter girl could understand\n<Costilled> you know if they drop the dough while tossing it, your pizza is free\n<Mystech> Wow, man, that's deep.\n<Costilled> Did you know\n<Costilled> you can no longer get a pitcher of soda at pizza hut\n<Costilled> ?\n<karass> *gasp*\n<Costilled> your refills are free\n<karass> ive never gotten a pitcher of soda at pizza hut, so i dont think im terribly put off by the bad news\n<Costilled> they just don't want you hording the soda\n<Mystech> hehe\n<Costilled> the glasses are rediculously small however\n<Mystech> Arizona is the state of free refills.\n<Mystech> all refills are free.\n<Costilled> A smurf would get caught by his knickers if he decided to go for a swim\n<Mystech> uhhhhh. . . huh?\n<Costilled> and remember, it's never polite to place your tip to the server by aiming coins into his buttcrack\n<Mystech> O.o  It's not polite for your server's buttcrack to be showing.\n<Costilled> I didn't care\n<Costilled> I was tipping him with the money I got from the guy I kicked in the throat\n<Costilled> nevermind the fact that it was canadian\n<Costilled> the money that is, not the buttcrack\n<Mystech> Them canadians are infultrating out society.\n<karass> apparently the new 20 is going to be peach colored\n<Mystech> have you seen the new twenty dollar bills?\n<Mystech> They are colored!\n<mulefoot> They're peachy :)\n<Mystech> Just like canadian funny-money!\n<karass> i hear thats because they are made of human flesh\n<Costilled> yes\n<mulefoot> Soylent greenbacks?\n<Costilled> soylent cash\n<Mystech> By gadzer!\n<Costilled> eeeevil\n<Costilled> I must unshare my brainwave with you\n* Costilled takes his brain out of the DMZ\n<mulefoot> Its just a harmonic...here file on one one of your fillings.\n<Costilled> I have no fillings\n<Costilled> I'm crest's bitch\n<mulefoot> In that case we're going to have to change the shape of your brain cavity. I'm going to need a power drill and an M-80.\n<Costilled> scope flavored\n<Costilled> the currency of the UK is multicolor\n<Costilled> and also scratch and sniff\n<Costilled> scratch it and it smells british
bash.org #144844:\n \n<degradationtrip> i need all 4 food groups now to get my mind off of things\n<atm_> pussy, beer, weed, cake.
bash.org #144846:\n \n<arioch> Day changed to 11 Sep 2003\n<arioch> whee\n<ukiro> ok, everyone put on fake beards\n<arioch> don't got one\n<ukiro> grow one\n<ukiro> HURRY\n<arioch> I haven't shaved in 3 or 4 weeks\n<arioch> I have something more than a stubble\n<Cyb> I have a goatsee thing\n<arioch> but that's about it\n<Cyb> er\n<Cyb> goatee\n<Cyb> damnit\n<arioch> you have a goatse\n<ukiro> hahaha\n<Cyb> stupid internet ruined my life
bash.org #144851:\n \n<aqualung> that's weird, "douche" is the french word for shower\n<aqualung> but in english, when used with the word "bag" it becomes an insult\n<lefty> lol, you stupid SHOWER BAG\n<aqualung> and it also sorta sounds like germany's name in german\n<aqualung> if anyone were to associate germany with showers, it would be the jews, not the french ;)\n<lefty> yeah, but what's even weirder is the french have a word for something they never use
bash.org #144859:\n \n* Ashfield is now known as Atropos\n<-yptosis> Isn't Atropos that desease were you wang turns gray and falls off?\n<Camen> No.\n<-yptosis> God damnit, so I didn't need to wash it. That lying motherfucker.
bash.org #144870:\n \n<emuflame-> what are some good efnet servers?\n<nylint> hahahahahahahahahahh that's like asking 'do they make heroin that doesn't kill people'
bash.org #144895:\n \n(+Apoc`) u wont believe what happened.\n(@povo) what?\n(+Apoc`) i copied a speech from the net\n(+Apoc`) didnt read it at all\n(+Apoc`) until i read it in class\n(+Apoc`) it full had swearin n shit in it\n(+Apoc`) like\n(+Apoc`) eating cunt and suckin cock\n(@povo) you actually read the swear words?\n(+Apoc`) yer man\n(+Apoc`) :s\n(@povo) owned
bash.org #144901:\n \n<digitok> which finger does a marriage/engagement ring go on a chick?\n<taco_boy> left
bash.org #144922:\n \n<@adsf> nz is good to go to if you from aus cus there dollar is actualy worse then ours\n<*@orange1> that's because of all the civil unrest\n<*@orange1> orks fighting the horse people and whatnot
bash.org #144936:\n \n<distopia> whats the word for that ringing in your ears? \n<distopia> begins with T \n<overh3at> The Wife
bash.org #145128:\n \n<dArEn> I used to be bad at math, but I did a 360 in that
bash.org #145554:\n \n<Luthor> Dude, my school banned white t-shirts today :(\n<Luthor> they claimed it was a gang symbol, and that it promoted violence and conflict\n<Nasci> I'd rather just ban all the kids, no more violence, problem solved.
bash.org #145556:\n \n<zamback> wth is "Ultraslim" ?\n<\|DI\|Okra^Ennis> its only 16 mm thick\n<deyja> zamback: the size condoms you wear
bash.org #145594:\n \nDrewtetz: you may be dropping rhymes, but I've tapped the zeitgeist, I smack you so hard your mom told me to "Play nice!"\nJon: drew.\nJon: you just rhymed "zeitgeist." \nJon: WTF?!
bash.org #145622:\n \nRIAA Rep 387: My name is Mark Guineve, and I am a representative of the Recording Industry Association of America. We here at the RIAA, have recieved reports of illegal filesharing of copyrighted materials on your PC. We are currently filing lawsuits, against copyright infringement offenders, and are willing to give you a courtesy warning to stop these illegal activities, or we will subpoenea your ISP, to take further action.\nRIAA Rep 387: We have detected several acts of illegal piracy on your computer.\nRIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, I am also in New Jersey and I can call your house if you would prefer.\nGirl: what am i supposed to do\nRIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you currently using KaZaA, or is it another File-Sharing service?\nGirl: kazaa\nGirl: i just closed out of it\nGirl: WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!!\nRIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, it is necessary that you now dance around topless with a fishstick in your pants.\nRIAA Rep 387: Ma'am, are you doing this yet?\nGirl: **** u!\nRIAA Rep 387: Not appropriate language, Kristy.\nRIAA Rep 387: Nah, I'm just messin' with you.\nGirl: that scared me.. i was about to start dancin\nGirl: jp who is this
bash.org #145857:\n \nMonkeysMa: fuck that, if all chicks wanted was a huge dick, asians wouldn't be the largest ethnic group on the planet
bash.org #145889:\n \n<welzi> you're not one of these pretend geeks who secretly has a social life are you?
bash.org #145931:\n \n<Carlos2> anyone know any good-tasting food with no sugar, fat, carbs, calories, cholesterol, or other junk?\n<Wizmo> error\n<Wizmo> error\n<Wizmo> carlos you broke my logic engine\n<Anti_Hero> uhh\n<Coreyback> Sounds like water is your best bet.\n<Anti_Hero> carrots?\n<Carlos2> what? im hungry and slightly overweight.\n<Wizmo> so you swallow your saliva\n<Carlos2> i was thinking of air, but thats not filling enough.
bash.org #145954:\n \n<bigbear> fuck\n<bigbear> my ears are ringing\n<Pebble> answer it then
bash.org #145986:\n \n<Ian> whoa i b dling mb a sec\n<Ian> i must b hooked to a good conn\n<wolf> You need to be hooked on phonics.
bash.org #146008:\n \n<Winterhart> I just told my mom "AFK, I'm going to work"\n<Winterhart> She's like, "What?"\n<Winterhart> I told her it means "just so you know" in latin :/
bash.org #146062:\n \n<Calisa> When you went to the IKEA in Pittsburgh, what was the service like?\n<Bubbaprog> the pitt store is great\n<Bubbaprog> eat some swedish balls while you're there
bash.org #146063:\n \n<Volksweasel> cool...there's a TON of cardinals on the tree outside my window\n<enaz> cardinals are usually safe, it's the priests you have to watch out for
bash.org #146073:\n \n<BChikapa> wan 2 cybar?\n<Calisa> We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant, Jimmy needs a daddy.\n<BChikapa> I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal battles ensue.\n<Calisa> Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at the toll booth.\n<BChikapa> All my family members despise me, and as a result no one has any money to pay for my disposal.\n<BChikapa> I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River, wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp.
bash.org #146075:\n \n<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased coathangers.
bash.org #146190:\n \n<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something? \n<Twiztid> no \n<Twiztid> some girl answered
bash.org #146191:\n \n<FlypServ> ive only known two eq addicted people, one grew up and the other dumped me to work on her character
bash.org #146192:\n \n<Raptor> ---\n<Raptor> very funny ad...\n<Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or both?\n<Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest man to walk the earth.\n<Raptor> ---\n<Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a fucking saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese Emperors and Stalin, they could be like fucking Jesus! God damn that Bill Gates is a plight upon man.\n<Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good\n<Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road\n<Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week
bash.org #146205:\n \n<BluePhoenix> I predict that in 500 years, everyone will be the same color.\n<@Measure> well after we rocket all the blacks into the sun, sure
bash.org #146343:\n \n<[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk \n<[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage \n<[UMCP]commieboy> faster access speed \n<[UMCP]commieboy> Saint Google may be to your aide.\n<[UMCP]TROGDOR> it says its moving all my files\n<[UMCP]commieboy> yessir\n<[UMCP]TROGDOR> why\n<[UMCP]TROGDOR> ill NEVER FIND THEM
bash.org #146402:\n \n(bigwurm) if your concerned about the ammount of cpu time an onboard sound card uses, you should really get a new cpu + mobo\n(@\|-ZenitH-\|) or a life
bash.org #146425:\n \n<stray> i gotweed.net\n<stray> im gonna gethigh.org\n<drew-> havefun.com/youfuckingidiot
bash.org #146497:\n \n<DemonEater> wtf\n<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship\n<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
bash.org #146650:\n \n<HumanHead> :/\n<HumanHead> I tried to pull a drew at Video Warehouse\n<HumanHead> <me> Do you have any job openings?\n<HumanHead> <guy> no positions are open right now\n<HumanHead> <me> that only means one thing...SOMEONE MUST DIE\n<HumanHead> *me is asked to leave
bash.org #146656:\n \n<Errata> f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng
bash.org #146822:\n \n(Bass_EXE): reminds me of this one time.. this girl said 'HA! and what would you guys do without us women?!' I just replied 'domesticate another animal.'
bash.org #146909:\n \n<PrincessAris> Certain things are not meant to be put in your mouth. Things \n  that also cover someone's ass are among those things.\n<Zany> Awww :(
bash.org #146912:\n \n<yaoi_fangirl> utica almost sounds dirty ...\n<petal> how do you figure?\n<count d> yes utica is known for long hard things ...\n<yaoi_fangirl> oh stop please ... you're making my utica swell!\n<petal> *spits out drink* wench  ....
bash.org #146917:\n \n(kierenj): i knew this time would come..\n(kierenj): the curry I had on saturday wants to escape\n(kierenj): brb
bash.org #146929:\n \n<@Oedipus> Hoe chit.\n<@Oedipus> Another winning porno idea.\n<@Oedipus> "The Crying Game"\n<@Oedipus> We get some poor dude to come and do it with some chick.\n<@Oedipus> When everything is getting all sexy and intimate they get naked.\n<@Oedipus> BAM!\n<@Oedipus> Shemale willy!
bash.org #146982:\n \nMasochisticAngyl: what i wouldn't give for some flesh or pancres covered in blood right now\nXxJoeZeroxX: pancreas?\nMasochisticAngyl: thank you for the correction\nXxJoeZeroxX: wasnt intended as such, more as a question as to why this organ was singled out.\nMasochisticAngyl: the sweetest one\nXxJoeZeroxX: i somehow have the feeling being involved with you is going to get me in trouble one day.
bash.org #146984:\n \n<dsf> WHY DOSNT UNDO EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD ?\n<dsf> or cut or paste or copy\n<\|M\|R\|> well that was my Question when my mom brought me to this world :D
bash.org #146989:\n \n<Entriech> Theatre tickets are 91$ at the cheapest?\n<Entriech> Jesus Christ.\n<Entriech> What do they think I am, made of money?\n<Entriech> Cause even if I was, that's like sawing my dick in half for theatre tickets.
bash.org #146993:\n \n* Trust is back from "" (Away for 32330secs (08:58:50))\n<elDiablo> O_O\n* Trust is away "Upgrading Away Script" at Monday September 15th 2003 05:07:44pm GMT
bash.org #146994:\n \n<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?\n<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
bash.org #146996:\n \n<Ransid> i did tech support for a day before i quit when someone asked me whats double clicking
bash.org #147010:\n \n+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two files like windiff or something?\n@theForger> how aobut windiff\n@Wyatt> huhuhu\n@Wyatt> or something.\n+icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks\n+rottle> haha\n+rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever
bash.org #147015:\n \n<Comanche> fuck off windows with your low dick space thing. \n<Comanche> err. *disk :P \n<Kim> LOL \n<Comanche> typo :P \n<xeon> lol, warning no dick found
bash.org #147016:\n \n<DAWg> AHHHHH!!!! hjorten kill my teacher....today's lesson is a intro to windows 2000\n<DAWg> "this is a mouse"\n<Hjorten> haha\n<DAWg> "this is a monitor"\n<DAWg> "ctrl+c copies"\n<DAWg> fucking christ
bash.org #147017:\n \n<@ritual> life.\n<@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago.\n<@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho.\n<@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download
bash.org #147018:\n \n<x0b> hey\n<@wrong> HI\n<x0b> suh wrong\n<x0b> everything alright\n<x0b> or\n<x0b> all wrong\n<x0b> :P\n<\|iquid> haa haa\n<\|iquid> you're very funny x0b\n<\|iquid> painfully funny\n<\|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to hang yourself.
bash.org #147020:\n \n<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows\n<Killfrenzy> *snrk*\n<Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!\n<Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!
bash.org #147026:\n \nPhazer: 24 Billion served?\nNic: Yeah, I'm that good.\nPeter: Or, that easy.
bash.org #147027:\n \n*Isabel has entered #icybercafe \n<whitemithrandir> OMG OMG OMG ISABEL ASL ASL ASL ASL \n<isabel> Altitude: 6-52 meters above sealevel. Speed: 62 mi/hr. Location: Eastern seaboard. \n<whitemithrandir> coo. wanna cyber?\n*Isabel has left #icybercafe
bash.org #147029:\n \n<TriviaBot>  BIG.1372. Norse mythology: What killed Baldur ?\n<TriviaBot>  1st Hint: *********   Question Value : 3 Points\n<Darric> his gate\n<kutuzov> a gate\n<sheoul> lol\n<Darric> lolol\n<sheoul> NERDS!
bash.org #147182:\n \n<@Zero> adding an h next to an s in every word spices it up\n<@Zero> shpanks, shandels, shaffire, shilly, shaddup\n<Red_Baron> until you tell your dog to sit
bash.org #147236:\n \n<-yptosis> Hey, I took a picture of my wang like df did. Let me upload it.\n<-yptosis> It'll take a bit, it is a 9 meg file.
bash.org #147245:\n \nBuXtonZer0: i dunno why its such a good combo\nBuXtonZer0: the goldfish are crunchy and cheesy, while the coke is cold, refreshing, sweet, and breaks down the goldfish\nBenihana420: and your teeth\nBenihana420: at the same time\nBuXtonZer0: another plus
bash.org #147249:\n \n<spender> listen gentlemen\n<spender> i will tell you a tale\n<spender> of an interesting proof\n<spender> it came to me in a vision\n<spender> it proceeds as follows:\n<spender> Claim: The set of functions f : \|N -> { 0, 1 } is uncountable\n<spender> Proof:\n* kronixx thinkz spender needs a gf\n<spender> SILENCE
bash.org #147262:\n \n<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack\n<Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
bash.org #147265:\n \n<Firien> damn girls\n* iBaller will never understand them\n<Firien> they drive you round the bend\n<Firien> and then charge you for the petrol :P\n<iBaller> XD
bash.org #147270:\n \n<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation\n<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
bash.org #147273:\n \nonkeybutt87: I have no work ethic\nonkeybutt87: or ethics\nonkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies
bash.org #147274:\n \nDieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex\nAnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call\nAnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing\nAnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the fuck?"\nDieldo: Lol
bash.org #147275:\n \n<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.\n<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan\n<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected
bash.org #147278:\n \n<bleak> ablsh vwls! vwls r spm!\n<bleak> t's wll knwn fct tht vwls s t mch bndwdth\n<Alanna> bleak: OMG, for a moment there I thought that you had learned Welsh
bash.org #147279:\n \n* hunterkll kneels and prays liek a good knight\n<hunterkll> hunterkll: you have earned 10 virtue points and 5 strengthpoints\n<hunterkll> and access to two hints\n<hunterkll> heh :D\n<jgannon> However, you still have -8 charisma.
bash.org #147320:\n \n<Crispy`> My teacher let me Clear the junk off the student computers in class today. Total AIM Buddy Lists cleared for good: 5 Total videos of kiddy porn deleted: 3 Total MILF Hunter videos deleted: 4 Total Virus games downloaded off kazaa in hopes it will be the right game: 7 Knowing I'm not alone: Priceless.
bash.org #147463:\n \n<Zap> back from raev lol.\n<Protected> raev?\n<Gray\|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it\n<Gray\|ogl> doh.
bash.org #147493:\n \n<-yper-orse> mamma mia\n<-yper-orse> my my\n<-yper-orse> i cannot resist u\n<-yper-orse> mamma mia\n<Squeeks> "With Dragon Voice, you too can flood IRC Channels as you sing to ABBA"
bash.org #147497:\n \n<Suiko> how the fuck could a search for 'final fantasy 7 manga' bring up 'harry potter yaoi'
bash.org #147498:\n \n<mungbean> using VB is like masturbating with a cheese grater.
bash.org #147503:\n \n<Lisy-lis> ..am I a geek for trying to make the top quotes on bash have exactly 1337 votes?
bash.org #147507:\n \n<CF> MMORPG players are freaks. \n<CF> If I ever have kids, and I catch them doing anything with a computer except for normal stuff like porn and hacking into school to change their grades, I will beat their asses like a red headed step child.
bash.org #147509:\n \n<Trippin^Chick> it wouldnt hurt to talk u know\n<Trippin^Chick> i know coz i talk all the time\n<Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately\n<Trippin^Chick> really?\n<Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do?\n* Trippin^Chick shrugs\n<Trippin^Chick> can i lie?\n<Hash_Pipe> im a cop you idiot\n<Trippin^Chick> cool\n<Trippin^Chick> really?\n<Hash_Pipe> stop it!\n<Hash_Pipe> who is your daddy and what does he do?\n<Hash_Pipe> i want to ask you a bunch of questions and i want to have them answered immediately\n<Trippin^Chick> Hash_Pipe...has any1 ever had the heart to tell u that ur boring?\n<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......\n<Trippin^Chick> who was whining?\n<Hash_Pipe> stop it!\n<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......\n<Hash_Pipe> i hope you leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach\n<Trippin^Chick> ur not a very nice person r u Hash?\n<Hash_Pipe> stop whining......
bash.org #147512:\n \n<Wario> can't sleep.  clowns will eat me\n<Kyle> Instead of sleeping..\n<Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D\n<Trunks> Yeah.\n<Trunks> That works.\n<Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in.\n<Trunks> Tits on the scanner.\n<Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward."
bash.org #147519:\n \n<Jaron>  I DONT WANT TO INSTALL WINAMP!!\n<Jaron>  its bloated, it takes over all my files, and crashes all the time\n<Jaron>  If i wanted that, i'd just use Media Player
bash.org #147532:\n \n* demo20b has joined #odoru\n<timeless> stfu\n* demo20b has quit IRC (Exit: if you stand at the top of a very tall building, do u eva feel like jumping off?)\n<timeless> omg\n<timeless> thats all i takes to get rid of him??
bash.org #147543:\n \n<pies> stop teh flaming !\n<grandja> hahah! I hear you man!\n<pcverden> Grandja I told u not to listen to those voices in your head. THEY ARE NOT THERE!!!!!\n<cantona> No point saying that! He just thinks you are another one!
bash.org #147549:\n \n<klafka> Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants\n<Tecato> What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger penis?\n<klafka> what if your penis turns green?\n<Tecato> Will it be big?\n<klafka> monstrous\n<Tecato> Then you could name it Hulk.\n<Tecato> And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!"
bash.org #147563:\n \n<WI-RaZ0r> ok fuck u bitch\n<ArmedFred> The only thing insulting about that sentence was the terrible spelling
bash.org #147575:\n \n<jd> i'm hung like planet pluto\n<drew> hard to see with the naked eye?
bash.org #147599:\n \n<Karnaugh> if sex is shitty, you're doing it wrong\n<BinX> Or you're doing anal.
bash.org #147615:\n \n<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!?
bash.org #147732:\n \n<Nekroe> when any of yous were at high school, did any idiots ever knee you in the arse, and go: 'YOUVE JUST BEEN BOOFED UP THE ARSE BY AN ELEPHANT!'?\n<than> when I was at high school, some elephants came up behind me and stuck their dicks in my ass and said "YOU'VE JUST BEEN KNEE'D IN THE ARSE BY A HIGH SCHOOL KID!!"\n<Nekroe> mmm. clever\n<than> I didn't think it was clever. I thought it was a bit juvenile. Those elephants should have known better
bash.org #147757:\n \n<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front\n<Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over\n<Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten
bash.org #147771:\n \n<Laemtao> Girls are like Wolfenstein 3D.\n<Shatai> How so?\n<Laemtao> If you get far enough, you have to fight Hitler himself.
bash.org #148098:\n \n<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was.
bash.org #148121:\n \n<Soybomb> On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a vanity plate that read: LINUX OS\n<Soybomb> I really wished for a truck with a WINDOWS plate to ram it...sadly, no.\n<Druuna> unfortunately, you'd probably crash before hitting it...
bash.org #148790:\n \n<@grim^> one time\n<@grim^> I had my dick in this girl\n<@grim^> and it was nice\n<@jonoblows> and then the doctor pulled you all the way out, right?
bash.org #148851:\n \n<november7> 100 pts \n<`red> in canada we get 200 pts for running over americans. \n<november7> yea but over here your points arent worth shit
bash.org #148914:\n \n<Javin> God I need to do laundry.\n<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.\n<Doh_> catch?\n<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?\n<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.\n<Doh_> heh
bash.org #149087:\n \n<Bubbaprog> you know nothing of men :-)\n<Calisa> I know that it's not appropriate to masturbate when you're in the same room as your daughter, thinking it's okay because you think she's asleep.\n<Calisa> I know something!\n<Calisa> He stopped every now and then when he heard my sister shifting.\n<asshat> thats good parenting
bash.org #149134:\n \n<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P\n<xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID"\n<jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks.
bash.org #149189:\n \n<Shikamaru> anyhow, i don't consider myself asian. i'm white, but god screwed up my texturemap.
bash.org #149402:\n \n<rezza> wow this 2.6 linux kernel is a big improvement on the 2.4 series... i can do all sorts of crap at the same time with no slowdown...\n<mojomonkee> while you're compiling programs and updating dependencies at blazing speeds\n<mojomonkee> i'm actually doing things
bash.org #149419:\n \n<fly> i need a life out side of sex\n<@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> funny\n<@UltraBishiRyo-Sensei> most people want it the other way around
bash.org #149643:\n \n<dayve> i was pissing in a toilet tonight at the movies.. in the cubicle bit\n<dayve> then i look at the wall and see some guy has tagged the letters BBS\n<dayve> then i caught myself thinking "fuck.. i'd better hurry up"\n<evlisisdead> you fucking nerd
bash.org #149650:\n \n[ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on"\n[ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here\n[ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S
bash.org #149692:\n \n<TossMonkey> well, people who take a test on the internet to see if they have a personality should already know the answer.
bash.org #149815:\n \n[Luke]: I must say my mum is bad when it comes to security. Norton says her download is a virus, so she disables norton and runs the exe. FFS!!!
bash.org #149820:\n \n<Ed> alright\n<Ed> the world is completely fucked\n<Ed> my neighbour has a "No visitors except by prior arrangement" sign\n<Ed> thing is, I just found out that the bastard's a Jehova's Witness\n<Ed> I wonder if a "No thanks, I'm a Protestant" would work any on my door
bash.org #149865:\n \n<tritt> strange... i just logged into my box and I'm pretty sure i used tab completion on my password o_O\n<Yot> you and your ultra-secure linux ways
bash.org #149900:\n \n<gilm0re> I wanna make a movie called "I Rock Your Mom" and make it a story about a child who has to triumph over constipation and an erectile disfunction.\n<TJ32> ahh.. an autobiography
bash.org #149939:\n \n<Algorithms> I just threw a squirrel carcass in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it.
bash.org #149962:\n \nthemack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips are already sore\nScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next time!
bash.org #150012:\n \nGuillaume: So you wnna bough me a dictionnary huh ?\nGila-Monster: lol Yep. An english one.\nGuillaume: Nha nonsense I completely masterize the english language.
bash.org #150015:\n \nobsession: santa.. he's pretty lucky.. cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are at...\nobsession: that's why he's so jolly u see?
bash.org #150020:\n \nSorcerer: I mean shit, that one time I got banned, my dog came on and pissed everybody off on the RPGC boards while I was in the shower! I swear! Honest!
bash.org #150031:\n \n<dreamwraith> I am going to create a Nicotine Golem.  I will call him son and he will call me father and we will bond.  At night, I will lick him.\n<dreamwraith> I WANT A CIGARETTE.  That is all.
bash.org #150273:\n \n<mjg> DrP, how the hell are you\n<DrPoole> I am a slave to the money my friend.\n<DrPoole> I am the nine, to, fiver\n<mjg> I'm a 7 to sixer\n<DrPoole> Yeah.\n<DrPoole> I'm lost in office space world though.\n<DrPoole> I get home, and have no interest in my home box.  \n<mjg> TPS Reports?\n<DrPoole> something like that.\n<mjg> that reminds me, my coworker still has my copy of Office Space\n<DrPoole> I pretty much sit at the tv, or I go to the bar with friends at night.\n<mjg> go to the bar.  wish i had that time.  you liking the work?\n<DrPoole> Yeah, but...my place is weird.\n<DrPoole> it's like....there's so little to actually DO...\n<DrPoole> but...there's a lot that needs to get done\n<DrPoole> but...only one guy really knows what those items are.\n<DrPoole> so, the only way to get a project\n<DrPoole> is to show interest in it, and to fire off ideas to him, or...in other words...bother him until he gives you something todotofillthevoidOFTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWORKDAY!!!!
bash.org #150311:\n \nRamladu X: They should make porn legal.\nannoying hamster: Wait, it isn't? \nRamladu X: Not the kind I like.
bash.org #150344:\n \n[idarwin] I just spent like 45 minutes debugging this c++ code and delete whole chunks of it to track down this problem\n\n[idarwin] and it was all because I forgot a break;\n\n<@Avalanche> i found out why my mouse stopped working\n\n<@Avalanche> turns out, it was my cell phone
bash.org #150374:\n \n<pork>  GAS THE JEWS \n<Kristy> thats horrible\n<Kosta> See Kristy, you just misspelled "honorable" again
bash.org #150583:\n \n<EK> Quentin Tarinto on the use of CGI in movies "'You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If i'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo."\n<Nikaji> o_O\n<Chaosmeika> nintendo has a penis port?\n<EK> I wish.
bash.org #150598:\n \n<pagan> i moved out of necesity\n<griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention\n<Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention\n<griffin> opression\n<Bard^> why do you say opression\n<griffin> because he fucked neccessity
bash.org #150655:\n \n<cvd> fscking Cisco 3.0 material is in Engrish or some shit\n<cvd> It's hard to study shit when they can't even write a complete sentence\n<Macolio> super happy 100% network failure occurance!
bash.org #150983:\n \n<auenf> boss: 'why is my computer taking so fucking long'\n<auenf> me: 'its a Pentium 166'\n<auenf> boss: 'since when has this computer been a fucking pentium 166'\n<auenf> me: 'since about 1996'
bash.org #151071:\n \n[+Matt] Problem is, Cube fans are angered because they think everyone thinks Nintendo make kids game\n[+Matt] And Xbox fans are angered because they think that everyone thinks the Xbox is a brick\n[%Crok] nintendo and microsoft should work together to make lego
bash.org #151210:\n \n<Mohjo> your puny sacks cannot hold me\n<Mohjo> ... that made me sound like an overly large testicle
bash.org #151227:\n \nIronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons\nIronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks\nIronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water\nIronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty\nIronChef Foicite: so that's like saying\nIronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"\nIronChef Foicite: but a potato!\nIronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man\nIronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack\nIronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol\nIronChef Foicite: but there's more!\nIronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!\nIronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"\nIronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome\nIronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
bash.org #151284:\n \n<Bob_Haut> Don't call them Broads\n<Bob_Haut> Bitches HATE that!
bash.org #151295:\n \n<endura> winme is like wrapping ur penis in pink saran wrap and dipping it in melted crayons, then in a freezer and shattering it with a brick
bash.org #151296:\n \n<mystican> my sister gave me some socks and they say on them "too much wiggling of your joystick makes your eyes go funny"\n<endura> myst u should use those socks as wank socks\n<endura> then when they are orange make ur sister wash them\n<DooMWiz> orange??
bash.org #151861:\n \n-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME\n\n-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE\n-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO\n-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT\n-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE
bash.org #152037:\n \n<dm> I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem.\n<dm> For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me.\n<dm> Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better.\n* ion has quit IRC (Ping timeout)\n<dm> brings a tear to my eye... :') so true..\n<dm> So if you're starting out Linux, I advise you to use the same method as I did to get help. Start the sentence with "Linux is gay because it can't do XXX like Windows can". You will have PhDs running to tell you how to solve your problems.\n<dm> this person must be a kindred spirit of mine
bash.org #152138:\n \n* Suzzie just learned the term "donkey punch"\n<Suzzie> the question is, why is it listed in the "sports" category
bash.org #152355:\n \n<xcham> what I love is how leonardo never manages to stab anyone.\n<grassmunk> so you believe the part about fucking turtles living on pizza and standing 5 feet tall but the guy with swords doesnt stab anyone and it ruins the realite for you\n<grassmunk> heh\n<Kris> lol
bash.org #152384:\n \n<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish\n<FrankFlyNess> we pass notes\n<FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering
bash.org #152400:\n \n<Weiki> sex is icky\n<Weiki> when you have it all too much.\n<Weiki> You'll get to the point where youll actually want a pizza over sex, at least for me anyways.\n<BrianJohnson> I bet people in Ethiopa want pizza over sex\n<BrianJohnson> They must have sex an awful lot\n<Lanus> Let them suck you off, and solve two problems at once!\n<Novasol> That's quite possibly the most disturbing solution for ending world hunger I've heard yet.
bash.org #152424:\n \nKitterLittie> Man, this sucks\nKitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!*\nKitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around...\nKitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down :(
bash.org #152727:\n \nSteve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex?\nFelix: I... can't afford that much lube?\nFelix: I don't like making girls cry?\nFelix: I don't like washing bloody sheets?\nFelix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick.\nSteve: well, technically..\nSteve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit.
bash.org #152737:\n \n<J-dogg> Your pretty funny \n<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx \n<J-dogg> Wanna cyber? \n<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) \n<DirtyKate> Who are you? \n<J-dogg>  I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. \n<J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's \n<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. \n<J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order \n<DirtyKate> Haha! OK \n<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. \n<J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? \n<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby! \n<J-dogg> Is this a delivery? \n<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes \n<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... \n<J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. \n\n\n<DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! \n<J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza. \n<J-dogg> I'm on my way now though \n\n<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now. \n<J-dogg> How did you know? \n<J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. \n<J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven \n<DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby \n<J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom? \n<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. \n<J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... \n<DirtyKate> wtf? \n<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat \n<DirtyKate> Fuk
bash.org #152835:\n \n<Murdoc> sometimes i wonder if the fig leaf on Eve's twat is actually an air freshener
bash.org #152844:\n \nThatIsDamnGood: Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource\nThatIsDamnGood: Someday we'll learn to generate electrical power from it\nThatIsDamnGood: And it will change the world
bash.org #153171:\n \n<zamros> moose i am going to kick you in the groin until the only thing you have there is a bloodied mass of pulp\n<Mooseka> HAHA, YOU'RE TOO LATE
bash.org #153172:\n \nRogueRed1: you dumb\nRogueRed1: your*\nXaimus: NOT MUCH BETTER
bash.org #153216:\n \n(Antti): [Receiving] Colorful_-_08.avi (67.3MB) from Uraschlafen at 1B/s, 22% (15.4MB) done, 89wks 6days 7hrs 45mins 28secs remaining
bash.org #153225:\n \n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I just got fucking attacked my a huge ass spider.\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  *by\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I looked up to see this huge spider on my monitor.\n[Kendros]@::  lmao\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  THE MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED ONTO MY FACE\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I FELL OVER BACKWARD\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  As I was typing randmo gibberish I hit ctrlatldel two times or something.\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  My computer was off after I killed it.\n[boner] ::  nice\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  Nice my ass.\n[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I punched myself in the face :/
bash.org #153226:\n \n<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER\n<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware\n<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch\n<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods\n<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny
bash.org #153491:\n \n<Black_Moons> Well, as I see it, if they start doing geeky things like play chess they might wanna do other geeky things.. like doing geeks.
bash.org #153494:\n \n<_Godless_> other night, was fucking hella drunk\n<_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night. Water on\n<_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was watered down really bitter beer \n<_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the morning \n<_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue\n<ravnus> rofl\n<_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<
bash.org #153512:\n \n<lech> if i want a 3d file browser, i might as well have a bfg and some monsters to shoot\n<Wevah> word\n<antiuser> shoot the file you want to open \n<Wevah> instead of "rm -rf file" you shoot it with the railgun!\n<lech> yeah, then the fun is over\n<lech> "I BEAT MY FILE SYSTEM!"
bash.org #153519:\n \n<{eCholaLia}> u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and changing em after wards with a convertor\n<Natus> i think you may be legally retarded
bash.org #153529:\n \n<BobXP> imagine if computers were like genes\n<BobXP> they'd all be different and not quite work right\n<@backdrifts> computers like genes / defective and failure prone / dude, you got a Dell\n<@backdrifts> computers like girls / nice curvaceous money traps / dude, you got a Mac
bash.org #153553:\n \n<KoNrAdEk> in november turn 21\n<KoNrAdEk> so 16 pretty young for me\n<spoko_bre> true true\n<spoko_bre> but 16 is the freshest u can get without getting g-lined from society\n<KoNrAdEk> yea thats true\n<KoNrAdEk> but parents could try to give me ban -noexpire\n<KoNrAdEk> but i just see her on the other channel\n<KoNrAdEk> and baaaaaaaang\n<spoko_bre> hahahah\n<spoko_bre> yes!\n<spoko_bre> sneaky cunt\n<spoko_bre> give parents trojan\n<spoko_bre> and u can sneak into the house\n<spoko_bre> and fuck daughter\n<KoNrAdEk> yes x\n<KoNrAdEk> hahahhahahahaa\n<spoko_bre> and then sneak out\n<KoNrAdEk> get her pregnant\n<KoNrAdEk> and change nicks\n<KoNrAdEk> no1 will kno its me
bash.org #153623:\n \n<rdragon> command.com was the filename of the shell in dos\n<ih8uungr8> oh i see its on the internet\n<@PMP> What does the internet have to do with any of this?\n<ih8uungr8> for www.command.com\n<rdragon> *slaps his forehead*\n<@PMP> Oh god\n<ih8uungr8> how do you type\n<ih8uungr8> i tried making it fullscreen but that doesnt work
bash.org #153638:\n \n<Ironfrost> IRC does something to people\n<Ironfrost> if Steven Hawkings went onto IRC he would be talking about porn within 10 minutes
bash.org #153676:\n \n<Mr_Vain> that reminds me of an anti-abortion sticker I saw once: "Being a former fetus, I'm against abortion." \n<TheXPhial> being a former one celled organism, I'm against menstruation..not much I can do about it
bash.org #153683:\n \n<ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just eat your own semen for a week?\n<ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least you'll be masturbating
bash.org #153728:\n \n<Shadowline> ya know....begging for ops is rude\n<acquacow> heh\n<acquacow> well, I got my HL key and q3 key from you\n<acquacow> I just figured =)\n<acquacow> if I'm gonna whore it\n<acquacow> I might as well go all the way
bash.org #153819:\n \n<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half Life to wavs of women orgasming\n<TheMaestro> hehe\n<Doc\|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA\n<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists\n<TheMaestro> hahahah\n<Doc\|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy\n<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN!  DIE HEADCRAB!  OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH\n<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH!  OOHH GOD!  OOHH GOD YES!"\n<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.
bash.org #153841:\n \nGirl: i like falling asleep with cold pillows by the way \n  SkibblesMcCheese: That's nice \n  SkibblesMcCheese: I like bunnies and marshmallows \n  Girl: well, i'm just lettin ya know so that you can have some cold ones ready for me after our extensive sex fest \n  Girl: i figured you'd be polite and do that for me \n  Girl: haha \n  SkibblesMcCheese: What am I supposed to do, put them in the fridge? \n  Girl: no, i usually stick mine in the freezer right before i go to bed \n  SkibblesMcCheese: Seriously? \n  Girl: for real \n  SkibblesMcCheese: That just bgave me a stiffie \n  Girl: hehe \n  Girl: why? \n  SkibblesMcCheese: I don't know... just imaging you sticking a pillow in the freezer... it just kinda made me hard, that's all \n  Girl: bending over to stick it in the freezer? \n  SkibblesMcCheese: Uhhh... yeah! That was it \n  Girl: what would u do if you came upon a scene such as that? \n  SkibblesMcCheese: Do you have clothes on in this scene? \n  Girl: hrmmm... \n  Girl: that's a good question \n  Girl: but... that's up to you \n  SkibblesMcCheese: So no \n  SkibblesMcCheese: In which case, I would build a campfire and roast some of those marshmallows \n  SkibblesMcCheese: It would get pretty chilly with that freezer open \n  Girl: shaddup!! \n  Girl: i wanted u to like, come up behind me and grab my hips and just pull me back into u with ur dick hardening against me... but hell, if you wanna make fucking marshmallows... i suppose i can settle for that \n  SkibblesMcCheese: I really like marshmallows
bash.org #153941:\n \n<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just the type of person I am.\n<Shaid> and he failed.\n<Macolio> that's irrelevant
bash.org #154042:\n \nNezzie:  dude\nNezzie:  this is not cool\nNezzie:  my dealer/cousin got busted\nNezzie:  with fucking 5 pounds + intent to sell\nNezzie:  thats up to 48 years and prison\nNezzie:  A FEDERAL prision\nNezzie:  a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison\nNezzie:  and now i dont have a good dealer.
bash.org #154043:\n \n<Poo> norp I will scan you now\n<norp> poo so what ports do i have open?\n<Poo> I am not looking at ports I am looking at services\n<lukeiyo-e> i've run a scan on both of you... i'm not detecting girlfriends
bash.org #154048:\n \n<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day\n<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss\n<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays\n<alpha0> well\n<alpha0> considering im now gay\n<alpha0> i guess it isnt\n<alpha0> not\n<alpha0> *\n<alpha0> fuck\n<alpha0> :(
bash.org #154049:\n \n<amped> ok guys, i'm back\n<lodg> im sure u were doing something important like watching ppl party from ur window
bash.org #154053:\n \n<Orig> twelve monkeys pissed me off\n<Orig> there were no monkeys
bash.org #154064:\n \n<DetectiveThorn> I don't know if I want to buy this laptop on ebay.  It was "REARELY USED."\n<lerpiedood> lmao
bash.org #154330:\n \n<Lilt> I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
bash.org #154462:\n \n<DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body thats attatched to them\n<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best invintions ever.\n<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a couple days to enjoy them
bash.org #154492:\n \n<Lem> so my question is this\n<Lem> Agent Smith can replicate himself.. but, why would there be a fork(), if there is no spoon()?
bash.org #154501:\n \n<Neo> I woke up the other morning at 4:00 am to find some woman banging on my door. I was like, WTF?.... So I got up, and let her out.
bash.org #154519:\n \n<Video> anyone know where to get nhl 2004\n<MpegMan> Best Buy\n<Video> anyone know where to get FREE nhl 2004\n<MpegMan> Wear baggy clothing to Best Buy
bash.org #154952:\n \n* Gand -> rape a prostitute\n<gurov-cali> shoplifting !
bash.org #155048:\n \nN e o N e s s 19:  i thought guns were bad\nN e o N e s s 19:  FALSE\ncleschc2:  dude\nN e o N e s s 19:  did you know that jesus and moses used guns to defeat the romans?
bash.org #155158:\n \n<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night\n<+Coneja> a talking clitoris\n<+Coneja> that's what it was\n<+kevin> hahahahaah\n< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of you\n<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you\n<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"\n<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"\n<+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
bash.org #155199:\n \n<NellagnehC> My computer's so fast it finishes an infinite loop in 5 minutes.
bash.org #155226:\n \n<Scarlet[away]> :/\n<Scarlet[away]> im cold :(\n<Scarlet[away]> my teeth are chattering lol\n<SEXMACHINE> remind me not to ask for a blow job on a cold night\n<Scarlet[away]> ROFL
bash.org #155268:\n \n<Spiral> sdfklsd;fjs;dlkfjlsd\n<audiosonic> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD\n<Spiral> Dude.\n<audiosonic> that's better.
bash.org #155345:\n \n<ArchNemesis> ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)\n<ArchNemesis> (1) God is love.\n<ArchNemesis> (2) Love is blind.\n<ArchNemesis> (3) Ray Charles is blind.\n<ArchNemesis> (4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.\n<ArchNemesis> (5) Therefore, God exists.\n<sasaphrass> stevie wonder is blind, and black.... i dont think that makes him god....
bash.org #155516:\n \n<Nastard> i like phonics\n<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on them
bash.org #155520:\n \n<bonch> You should write some Full House fan fiction\n<Nastard> "...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring himself.  He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears stream from Joey's closed eyes.  The soft music started to get to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing crescendo of his own..."
bash.org #155991:\n \n<NekoEttin> =^_^=\n* ChibiJuke sits in his chair.\n* ChibiJuke hides under the cushion.\n* ChibiVile is a neko girl. :o\n* NekoEttin curls up on the cushion and purrs\n* ChibiJuke pulls ChibiVile in with him.\n<The_Capn> Jesus H. Christ. It's like Japan crapped in here.
bash.org #156271:\n \n* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies\n<qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation\n<qpsk> kill bill is kung fu\n<slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance"
bash.org #156313:\n \n<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.\n<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in\n<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"\n<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"\n<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.\n<Jaguar> LMAO !
bash.org #156323:\n \n<exodus> When i'm 18, i'm gonna d/l sooo much porn
bash.org #156506:\n \nMajor_Tom [~icechat@146.85.0.0] has joined #slashdot\n< Major_Tom> whats up guys?\n< res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.
bash.org #156771:\n \nAmy_Lynne.: Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.
bash.org #156815:\n \n(@Impure1NZ): Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'?
bash.org #156859:\n \n<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions\n<moomin_two> not even this one?\n<stenzel> no\n<moomin_two> ha, dumbass\n* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)
bash.org #156864:\n \n<Hynox> Have you actually ever had sex matthias?  \n<matthias> Ask my children :P \n<Hynox> .....\n<Hynox> you have sex with your children?
bash.org #156875:\n \n< jonnyLost> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia
bash.org #157116:\n \n<phluid> I won't program in java anymore\n<phluid> I'm not Marxist and don't believe in classes.
bash.org #157124:\n \n<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief\n<Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me...\n<Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?
bash.org #157328:\n \n<babywafn> ew\n<babywafn> all they had was\n<babywafn> diet caffeine free pepsi twist\n<babywafn> which is basically pepsi's way of saying 'FUCK YOU'
bash.org #157819:\n \n<codive> geez, can't computers GUESS what i want by now?\n<syberghost> codive: sure, that's why you keep getting spam for animal pr0n.
bash.org #158059:\n \n<Ben> good weather for mowing my ass...\n<Ben> er...\n<Ben> "good weather for mowing" my ass
bash.org #158246:\n \n<Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.\n<Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen." \n<MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!
bash.org #158265:\n \n<UnZ1P> imac is guilty pleasure :/\n<Ravvy> yeah, like getting head from another man
bash.org #158342:\n \n<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane? \n<blah> i refuse to anwser that\n<blah> im probably wrong\n<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist
bash.org #158773:\n \n<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.\n<Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?\n<Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer
bash.org #158857:\n \n<Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house?\n<Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you throw them.
bash.org #159300:\n \nieyeasu: Many college students are liberals.\nieyeasu: But liberalism != communism.\nvinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a convenient group\nvinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics?\nieyeasu: Ack!\nieyeasu: ITALICS!\nieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've started slanting right.
bash.org #159533:\n \n<Mangusta> it's so quiet.... I could download the sound of a pin dropping
bash.org #159585:\n \n- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?\n\n- (kairo) try #boardz\n- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal
bash.org #159746:\n \n<Zeion> mints must be very profitable\n<Palmetto> what are you talking about?\n<Palmetto> mints are government institutions\n<Palmetto> they don't make any money\n<Zeion> yes they do
bash.org #159925:\n \nrennsportt: im wishin i would just go ta bed\nrennsportt: i got a 9am\nKilik423: why don't you\nrennsportt: tryin to install software  i need tomorow off a network drive\nrennsportt: installed it earlier\nrennsportt: but din work \nrennsportt: so im tryin again\nrennsportt: if it dont work this time, im givin up\nKilik423: heh\nKilik423: you know what you need?\nrennsportt: whats that\nKilik423: more cowbell
bash.org #160111:\n \n<+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if applied correctly could probly cure cancer
bash.org #160120:\n \n<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms
bash.org #160409:\n \n<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai\n<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you\n<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?\n<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)
bash.org #160434:\n \n<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
bash.org #161531:\n \n<@Kaelic> my arm hurts from bowling\n<@Kaelic> you would think it is use to this kind of stress\n<@Orca> ...no comment\n* @Orca isn't going to take as obvious a shot as that one ;p\n<@Kaelic> I'll leave that to be interpreted as each sees fit :)\n<@OWK> It's probably used to handling smaller balls.
bash.org #161626:\n \n<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked my balls X(
bash.org #161714:\n \n<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy\n<SKS_Lover> yeaaaah\n<SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove\n<SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE\n<Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.
bash.org #161847:\n \n<Cherky> god school sucks\n<Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school,  sucks"\n<Cherky> god school would be pretty cool\n<Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff\n<Cherky> and smite people
bash.org #161868:\n \n* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras\n* Ras backflips\n* HairLeMair looks ambient\n* GM_Axis strikes fighting pose\n<GM_Axis> FIGHT!\n<Ras> you cant win\n<Ras> because I...\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras\n<GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN!\n<Ras> Am the one\n* Ras flies away, doing his superman thing
bash.org #161876:\n \n<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu.\n<Bananarama> y?\n<Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts.\n<Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'
bash.org #161877:\n \n<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb?\n<Mr...> both...\n<FunnyPants> I dont get it?
bash.org #161880:\n \n<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED\n<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST\n<sta-hi> er..
bash.org #161881:\n \n<-- aroariaN has quit (Quit: Connection Reset by Mexicans with wirecutters)
bash.org #161897:\n \n<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching
bash.org #161963:\n \nCynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're pissed that you came.
bash.org #161969:\n \n<Taslos>  I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool, but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the water.
bash.org #162004:\n \ncustomer24601: what's that sound?\nmacholyoke: me banging my head against my desk.\ncustomer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk.\nmacholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand, you retard.
bash.org #162007:\n \n<NekkidRisu> Oh wow\n<Snakerboy> what?\n<NekkidRisu> That's the first time I've fully shaved my nutsack, and by fucking god does it feel so cool.\n<NekkidRisu> Err\n<NekkidRisu> Shit\n<NekkidRisu> You shouldn't have seen that. Just like, imagine it's not there or something
bash.org #162018:\n \n[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> dude my brother is wacking off\n[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> eww\n<+little-mac> ZombiE_FreaK,go lend him a hand\n<ZombiE_FreaK> ^_^ BRB ^_^\n<+little-mac> omg
bash.org #162023:\n \n<McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today\n<McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom trash can at breakfast this morning\n<McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop and look down in the trash\n<McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/\n<Flex-Work> i would have thrown up\n<Flex-Work> :P\n<McFarlan> I thought a couple were\n<McFarlan> Then the principal walks over\n<McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria\n<Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-)\n<McFarlan> I'm hoping not
bash.org #162081:\n \n<ByteSize> warez = abrv. from "where is"\n<ByteSize> right?
bash.org #162090:\n \n* Krazed has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK GAMESNET, FUCK MILON. DONE WITH THIS POOR ASS NETWORK)\n* Krazed has joined #dynamite-hosting\n<Ohm`laptop> wb
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bash.org #162151:\n \n<brainchasm> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
bash.org #162152:\n \n<Barracuda_Sanchez> i have a pubic hair on my moniter\n<Barracuda_Sanchez> i thought it was a comma
bash.org #162166:\n \n<DizzDvl> didja know that a bee's penis breaks off in the queen and she saves it for later?\n<rabbit> saves it for later for what?\n<DizzDvl> saves it for later when she needs to fertilize eggs\n<MoouadDib> if the queen's next lover isn't as good she slaps him with the penis of previous lovers
bash.org #162189:\n \n<ANDYHAZARD> i need a file\n<kenners> you misspelled "life"
bash.org #162191:\n \n(+comatosis) I DID IT! my first fucking mod! I took off my video card fan which is puny shit and added a BIG one :P\n(+comatosis) how much performance will i gain\n(+t0by`) none
bash.org #162234:\n \n<jolt> this sucks\n<jolt> i joined #insomniacs, but they're all sleeping
bash.org #162299:\n \n<smapdi> in an attempt to get me to stop drinking and smoking so much pot and get motivated twords computers my dad got me dsl\n<smapdi> basically, all he acomplished was a way for me to get alot of pr0n
bash.org #162306:\n \n<razzberri> but by the time i shower and get prettied up it will be raining again :\n<Shiva-TPF-> by the time I shower and get prettied up the sun will have burnt out.
bash.org #162321:\n \n<robot_touch> My town was too poor to have a priest.  Our nun had to use a strap-on.
bash.org #162323:\n \n<Deltan> I think that machine needs a reboot\n<Deltan> Try to edit the net adapter properties.  "An unexpected error has occured" with an OK button.\n<Deltan> Where's the, "No it's not fucking OK" button.
bash.org #162330:\n \n*** Signoff: AntiNorm (Quit: Client Exiting)\n<BaconStation> somewhere in the universe, a Norm also quits IRC.
bash.org #162334:\n \n(@[I]vo) i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
bash.org #162354:\n \n21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy?\n21:28 -!- harma [pkobjb@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []\n21:28 -!- zn1tz]MiniMilk [gusse@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed off]\n21:29 -!- wMa\|Syph3r^ [syph3r_02@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []\n21:29 -!- Archer\|cs [_BiTCh_Arc@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed Off]
bash.org #162460:\n \nLast night, I was looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the fuck is my ceiling?!?
bash.org #162468:\n \n(NooDLe) the next stage of female evolution\n(NooDLe) will come with inbuilt oven\n(NooDLe) and no vocal chords
bash.org #162475:\n \n<kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook:\n<kurai> This is your brain -> O\n<kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o\n<kurai> This is your butthole -> o\n<kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O
bash.org #162486:\n \n<Octane> I was once watching this documentary on Discovery channel.\n<Octane> They had this Asian family cooking scorpions.\n<Octane> The reporter asked one of the family members, "what does it taste like?"\n<Octane> The family member responded, "tastes like penguin".
bash.org #162487:\n \n<Ocher> hey guyz\n<Ocher> I SUCK DICK FOR COKE\n<Ocher> o god...\n<Ocher> i think my brother has a wireless kb plugged in\n<Ocher> IM A HUGE FAG\n<Ocher> yep...\n<Ocher> he does...\n<Ocher> MAKE BONDAGE AND BEASTIALITY NATIONAL PASTTIMES\n<Ocher> argh brb\n* Ocher is now known as Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz\n<Ocher`Beastiality`Pwnz> O SHIT HERE HE COMES
bash.org #162490:\n \n<Trivvie> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ? \n<Trivvie> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points \n<Trivvie> 3rd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining \n<Trivvie> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
bash.org #162513:\n \n* flyback- has joined #asm\n* flyback- gets off his mom'\n* flyback- gets off his mom's crappy laptop\n<Spec-Chum> haha\n<Spec-Chum> bad typo
bash.org #162529:\n \n<ChOeL> MASTURBASTE\n<LilPest> I can't, my computer's broken\n<ChOeL> well\n<Chibs> Do it yourself then
bash.org #162595:\n \n<Mary> will you come to my friend from schools engagement party?\n<John> where?\n<Mary> hamilton\n<John> when?\n<Mary> this Saturday\n<John> no.\n<Mary> Please?? why not?\n<John> I dont know her and it will suck\n<Mary> You can dance with me!\n<John> :)/-<  <-- Me\n<John> :)-<  <-- You\n<John> -\n<John> :)\|-<  <-- Me\n<John> :)\|-<  <-- You\n<John> -\n<John> :)-<  <-- Me\n<John> :)/-<  <-- You\n<John> -\n<John> :)\|-<  <-- Me\n<John> :)\|-<  <-- You\n<John> -\n<John> Me -->  8====D~ O:  <--- You\n<Mary> thats cute!\n<John> if you only knew, babe.\n<Mary> knew what?? HEY whats the last part mean?
bash.org #162603:\n \nBOSS: hey\nBOSS: you know this one website?\nA7X: yeah\nA7X: thats a cool site
bash.org #162616:\n \nRann XXV: Geez. Story on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" about two guys that tried to invent a sport called "parabungee", a combination of skydiving and bungee jumping. And, gee, one of them got hurt when it all fucked up. Right now, God is STILL thinking, "Why the hell isn't that fucker dead?", while Darwin spins in his grave.
bash.org #162635:\n \nxstar: i saw a license plate that said :\n"MAC USR"\nxstar: i wanted to hit him\nxstar: hard\nxstar: in the face\nxstar: with a bat
bash.org #162646:\n \n<disturbed>> I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. \n<disturbed> When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint. \n<disturbed> I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. \n<skelm> you have some really serious issues...
bash.org #162647:\n \nabsorb: seamus\nabsorb: why\nabsorb: dont\nabsorb: you\nabsorb: kiss\nabsorb: my big\nabsorb: DICK\nabsorb: you bitchass pussylift\nSeamus: absorb: because your dick is about as long as your average message length
bash.org #162653:\n \nWryol: Ouch\nBlood4Shame: What?\nWryol: Nothing\nBlood4Shame: What is wrong hun?\nWryol: ......brb\nBlood4Shame: Ok?\nWryol: Accidentally cumming on cuts burns and stings more than Peroxcide.\nBlood4Shame: Aww...  Well it's calcium, so good for the bones, right?\nWryol: ...Remind me never to mention things like that to you again.
bash.org #162667:\n \n[tim:] fuck this game\n[tim:] the more you beat it the harder it gets\n[tim:] ... oh god.\n[tim:] that was never going to sound right.
bash.org #162689:\n \n<vrtny> my boobs hurt\n<vrtny> anyone wanna masage them ?\n<Tremor> well maybe some other time\n<Tremor> im still installing php atm
bash.org #162719:\n \n<insanity> "Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his own village."
bash.org #162735:\n \n<Aguilera> DCC Exploit Affecting 6.12\n<Aguilera> Breaking News. On Oct 20, another exploit was identified which can crash even the recently released version 6.12\n<Dabz> lol\n<Dabz> since when did microsoft make mirc?
bash.org #162804:\n \n<Katsmall> :( My boyfriend is in the hospital and nobody knows what he has!\n<spknsp3ll> katsmall: what are you doing tonite?\n<Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Griefing.\n<spknsp3ll> well if youd like some consoling, i could prolly squeeze an hour in or two\n<Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Okay... Come on by. I'm very horny.\n* spknsp3ll scores\n<Katsmall> spknsp3ll: Just note, that he got it right after me fucking him, and also that I'm a man.
bash.org #162822:\n \n<D5_work> "I am having trouble logging in"\n<D5_work> 'your username is case sensitive'\n<D5_work> "But I know my username is case-sensitive"\n<D5_work> 'okay, let's look at your account'\n<D5_work> 'what's in the username field?'\n<D5_work> "I told you, it's 'case-sensitive'"
bash.org #162827:\n \n<rutabaga> I remember one tiem I was trickortreating and this guy ansered the door in assless chaps and a cowboy hat\n<rutabaga> that was the scaeryist haloween evar
bash.org #162899:\n \n<MikeTheLanceman> IT AIN'T ROCKET SURGERY PEOPLE.
bash.org #162916:\n \n<Voices> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'\n<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!
bash.org #162936:\n \nBebej210: I really miss you Tim.\nBebej210: Except for the whole sodomy thing.
bash.org #162955:\n \n<Vespertine>  I dare you to take out your cock... lay it on the keyboard.. starting at "A" and tell us what letter it ends at.... \n<Kairu_Hakubi> umm ok\n<Kairu_Hakubi> i prolly cant get a good erection right now\n<Kairu_Hakubi> so youll get a soft reading\n<Vespertine> ok./\n<Kairu_Hakubi> just barely goes to h\n<Vespertine> oh\n<Vespertine> ....
bash.org #162996:\n \n<Kosmo`> Why is it called PUBLIC hair if it's on a "private" part?\n<pakz> you moron! it's not PUBLIC, it's PUBIC\n<Kosmo`> uh... really!?!? HOLY SHIT!\n<pakz> what?\n<Kosmo`> hehe, now I see why my girlfriend laughed when I asked her "why don't you shave your public hair?"
bash.org #163006:\n \n<mmrafk> wtf does the "E" in E-Mail stand for\n<mmrafk> express-mail ?
bash.org #163022:\n \n<MunInFull> Back in a minute. Gotta speak to the Evil One and negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages.\n<Prometheus> because god forbid the man could say "take a shit"
bash.org #163052:\n \n<@NullC> LOL. so some 18yr chickie that I talk to just called aol support for\n         some dumb ass problem.. and now the AOL support guy is IMing her and\n         talking dirty to her and she's freaked out.
bash.org #163084:\n \n<Moe_Rahn> Hey, I actually got mail at 1:40! \n<Moe_Rahn> Spam mail, but still. \n<MagFire> i didn't even get that \n<Moe_Rahn> Haha. \n<Moe_Rahn> I'm more specialer. \n<Moe_Rahn> All the recently legal 18-year-olds are after my wang, apparently. \n<Moe_Rahn> If this many teens were after me in high school, I'd still be there. \n<MagFire> I'm still pretty excited about the potential for getting a larger fckstck and bigger boobs \n<MagFire>:D\n<Moe_Rahn> If everyone responded to those ads, we'd all be walking about with 8-mile-long cocks and like size 88ZZZ breasts. \n<Moe_Rahn> Those inches would add up... \n<Moe_Rahn> Three inches here, five there, and all of a sudden, WHAM! Mr. Happy's a frickin' behemoth! \n<MagFire> I don't think I would want like a 14 inch cock, personally. \n<Moe_Rahn> It's odd, though... you always get mail about increasing penis length, but never penis girth. \n<Moe_Rahn> What good is 14 inches or 3 feet or whatever if it's got no girth to back it up...? \n<MagFire> what good is 14 inches or 3 feet if you don't have a warm place to put it? \n<MagFire> =) \n<Moe_Rahn> Point made. \n<Moe_Rahn> You could like put it through a person. \n<Moe_Rahn> Or you could be a dancer, I guess. \n<Moe_Rahn> Some people might pay money to see a 3 foot cock. \n<MagFire> You'd probably be pretty popular in porn \n<MagFire> but seriously...how would you even WALK with a 3 foot penis? \n<Moe_Rahn> Yeah. \n<Moe_Rahn> You'd have to get like a sheath for it. \n<MagFire> rofl \n<Moe_Rahn> But, would it be 3 feet up or down? \n<Moe_Rahn> That could make a difference. \n<MagFire> Okay, this conversation is finished.\n<Moe_Rahn> Okay... boy, the shit you think of at 2 AM. \n<Moe_Rahn> So... um... \n<Moe_Rahn> How 'bout them Rams? \n<MagFire> I dunno. How 'bout them? \n<Moe_Rahn> I dunno either... I was trying to make non-penis-related conversation.
bash.org #163086:\n \n<FrostyNerv> when building a pc whats the name of that anti static wrist band thing?\n<Darkcyde> an anti-static wristband?
bash.org #163301:\n \n<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me\n<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k\n* Felacio sucks huge cock\n<Felacio> errr ME, not /me
bash.org #163311:\n \n<tfg> fuck\n<tfg> I need my copy of photoshop\n<tfg> Cant find the fucking cd :/\n<tfg> This chick who lives not far from me want a picture\n<tfg> And I need to take the swastica off my forehead
bash.org #163333:\n \n<ignatios> synchronised swimming mang\n<Schatten> ok\n<ignatios> _o>\n<Schatten> _o>\n<ignatios> <o_\n<paranoid> <o_\n<Schatten> <o_\n<ignatios> o/\n<paranoid> o/\n<Schatten> o/\n<ignatios> <o>\n<paranoid> <o>\n<paranoid> ~~~~~~~~~~~<o/~~~~~~~~ HOLY SHIT I CAN'T SWIM\n<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~~~~~~\n<ignatios> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bash.org #163341:\n \n<SheepyMuttonChops> Some kids in the UK were rushed to the hospital after taking viagra at their lunch period.\n<SheepyMuttonChops> The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."\n<SheepyMuttonChops> Haha best line ever.
bash.org #163425:\n \n<bobob> um, any grammar nazi's want to help me out with something?\n<Emma> yeah, no apostrophe in nazis ;)
bash.org #163457:\n \n<ILikeBush> its sad though, to see so many blind eyes.  Jesus' light is greater than anything you'll ever find here on Earth.\n<Proz> Well I met Jesus, he made me a taco.
bash.org #163510:\n \n<Foxxz> my dixie wrecked\n<DrYcElL> ???\n<Foxxz> say it out loud\n<DrYcElL> ????????????????????????????????/\n<Foxxz> MY DIXIE WRECKED\n<Foxxz> yell it\n<DrYcElL> MY DIXIE WRECKED!!!!!!!!!\n<Foxxz> nah dude, u gotta yell it rl\n<DrYcElL> I did\n<DrYcElL> my cuz looked at me funny
bash.org #163584:\n \n<AL> Two families move from Pakistan to America. \n<AL> When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.\n<AL> A year later they meet again:The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"\n<AL> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
bash.org #163716:\n \n<Ted> I'd like something to open the damn door automatically.\n<bernard> A negro?\n<Ted> That would take up too much room in the undersized bathroom here.\n<bernard> Gary Coleman?
bash.org #164094:\n \n<Jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.\n<Naive-EOC> Dead?\n<Derid-EOC> In the Field?\n<Ball-licker> In jail?\n<Humur> Killing each other?\n<Naive-EOC> Stealing?\n<Sailym> Covered in blood?\n<Humur> 5$ a piece?\n<Derid-EOC> Stupid?\n<Jaayy> ...\n<Jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS!  I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
bash.org #164246:\n \n<DJCubby> those nintendo songs are apparently done by New Tokyo Philharmonic\n<DJCubby> I think\n<SomeGuy> The Old Tokyo Philharmonic missed a beat and they all commited seppuku.
bash.org #164446:\n \n<organicintelligencebody> they probably have practice at it\n<organicintelligencebody> like those telemarketers that have answers for anything you can possibly say\n<justin> they do not\n<justin> tell them you don't have a phone
bash.org #164514:\n \n<dnc> yesterday ivana had some friends over, and they were flicking through the tv channels, and accidentally hit the input selector - and got the pc tv out input... and spent like 30 minutes watching me play halo thinking it was a tv show\n<dnc> glad i wasnt looking at hardcore pr0n
bash.org #164573:\n \n<Angst> I don't see why you can't just get a paintball mask, dress up in green, and grab a shotgun \n<Angst> plenty of demons to blast the 31st \n<oobey> there's something funny about the idea of going around as stealthy as possible with a paintball gun on Halloween playing real life doom against 5 year olds \n<oobey> now now \n<oobey> kids dont respawn in real life \n<Angst> yeah they do \n<Angst> it just takes 9+ months
bash.org #164580:\n \n<PufPufPaz> hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right?\n<hugo> PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot.\n<hugo> My life is weird.\n<PufPufPaz> hugo: sounds more interesting than weird.\n<hugo> PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :)\n<PufPufPaz> hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that\n<hugo> Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room\n<hugo> and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone.\n<PufPufPaz> whats wrong with that?\n* hugo smiles\n<hugo> My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex.\n* hugo shudders\n<hugo> brb\n<steltek> Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :)\n<hugo> PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those  make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me\n<PufPufPaz> hugo: tmi\n<hugo> but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould\n<hugo> so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle.\n<PufPufPaz> hugo: really, tmi\n<steltek> LOL\n<Ralinx> lmao\n<hugo> I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/
bash.org #164604:\n \n<Rephren> lol yesterday at work a customer asked for mango juice but i seriouisly thought she said mancake and so i repeatedit to her, sorry was that.. mancake? she looked at me strangely and then said MANGO and i walked away feeling like a dumbass
bash.org #164609:\n \n<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.
bash.org #164979:\n \n<Ice_Dragon> microsoft will always be around\n<Ice_Dragon> I got news for you, Raede\n<Ice_Dragon> when the nuclear weapons kill mankind and the cockroaches mutate into giants\n<Ice_Dragon> they'll be using windows\n<Ice_Dragon> cockroach windows
bash.org #164986:\n \n<mikeD> ya i got into a fight im so pissed....\n<abrutii> well... did you win?\n<mikeD> no but i got a good hit in\n<abrutii> ya? thats good, where did you hit him?\n<mikeD> i hit his hand with my eye\n<abrutii> lmfao
bash.org #165044:\n \n<Skye_Alpha> Warning: This has caused an illegal operation and will shut down. This happened because you were about to save your work, and we can't have that.
bash.org #165082:\n \n<Sai> Sometimes I threaten to black male my sister
bash.org #165207:\n \n<PitChic> here, i'm sure the women at those phone places will talk to men or women..anyone paying.\n<Marcus``> horses... farm animals\n<Jadralec> Marcus you mean that in USA you can call horse on phone for animal sex ??\n<Jadralec> that's amazing\n<Jadralec> we are far behind
bash.org #165227:\n \n<+perl> nerve trauma to the arm is nice\n<+sm4k[X-D]> sounds like it\n<+perl> im just happy i can still use my hand\n<+[TC]Quicksilver> Yeah, I bet your penis is too
bash.org #165238:\n \n(token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement last nite about Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza rox0r'ing.\n(token_nrg): I would like to retract that statement if possible\n(token_nrg): My anus thanks you\n(token_nrg): and good nite
bash.org #165596:\n \n<Gothic> I put my PS2 in the microwave, and I ended up in the future
bash.org #165606:\n \n<GimpyMcsquibble>I wonder if there have ever been 2 30 yr old guys, both pretending to be gay young boys, who wanted to meet another gay young boy, and they met, and were like sheeit man
bash.org #165649:\n \n<0dan0> and I am simulating california in my own room\n<0dan0> I have the humidifier going onto my heater, creating a warm front\n<0dan0> then the window is opening letting in the cold dry air, creating a cold front\n<0dan0> soon there will be precipitation as the warm air mass is forced to rise by the denser cold air\n<0dan0> and my room will be a tropical rainforest\n<cran> or it will be a room full of tepid air and one dumb homo
bash.org #165664:\n \n<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night\n<~DarkStar> *my
bash.org #165669:\n \nmr_eh: what looks better on a degree\nmr_eh: Pasquale Mosso\nmr_eh: Pasquale J Mosso\nmr_eh: Pasquale Joseph Mosso\nmr_eh: i think just the J\nacquacow: thats your name?\nacquacow: no wonder people hate you\nmr_eh: =(
bash.org #165680:\n \n<nummish> your loss.. raver girls dressed as cats\n<nummish> strung out on every chemical known to man\n<nummish> what more could you ask for? really?\n<sheizkopft> an STD test?
bash.org #165682:\n \n<_sdc_-> ok, so yeah. i think i set a new land speed record for killing hard drives.\n<_sdc_-> it's fucked, and i have a lot of data to back up.\n<_sdc_-> like 80 gigs or so.\n<qDotWork> Ever thought about just like, writing everything down on paper?\n<qDotWork> It's only 80,000,000,000 or so bytes. \n<_sdc_-> yeah, those mp3s will sound great on a nice legal pad.\n<qDotWork> Winamp for the mind, man.
bash.org #165684:\n \n<CharlieB> and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3 player\n<CharlieB> and the batteries just died\n<w32nachi> CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more entertaining story if it had involved a dildo... \n<CharlieB> fair enough\n<CharlieB>  I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo\n<w32nachi> excellent... \n<CharlieB> and the batteries just died\n<w32nachi> ...so, do you program in sound effects, motion patterns, or something else?\n<CharlieB> lol\n<CharlieB> yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player\n<w32nachi> wow... that's some vibrator!\n<w32nachi> is it the iCock, from apple?\n<BalDown> no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you up the ass...
bash.org #165747:\n \n<Ettin>  Because If sdib f \n<Ettin>  FUCK \n<Ettin>  I just fell out of my chair
bash.org #165759:\n \n<MattLing> I just had a genius idea\n<MattLing> DVD rewinders\n<MattLing> it spins and whirrs and stupid people buy them
bash.org #165768:\n \n<Galoot> Jesus! Stupid kids. It's always "Daddy, please spend time with us. Daddy, we love you. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" Don't they realize I'm in a chatroom?
bash.org #165823:\n \nSteganos128: Have you ever had anal sex? \nBigFatJeffK: um . . . dude . . . i'm in the middle of giving a presentation at work.  real nice.
bash.org #165870:\n \n<VolteFace> heh, an idiot in my art class today tried to stab someone with a pencil\n<VolteFace> so he grabbed the guys arm\n<VolteFace> and swings\n<VolteFace> and PLUNGES THE PENCIL INTO HIS OWN FINGER
bash.org #165927:\n \n<Calisa> Remember when you'd go to those big wooden playgrounds, where everything is connected? They had those platforms that shook.\n<Calisa> You tried to stay the hell on while your dad shook it violently.\n<aeonite> That's not a playground toy. that's child abuse.
bash.org #166078:\n \n<Elzie_Ann> I love how God tries to mass murder the Israelites like a million times in exodus\n<Elzie_Ann> And Moses has to calm him down every time\n<Elzie_Ann> <God> ARGH MUST KILL MY PEOPLE WHO SUCK <Moses> Wait they didn't mean it  <God> k but next time they're dying. <Moses> Dammit guys, stop pissing God off
bash.org #166147:\n \n<maskedferret> didnt know you could install XP on a car\n<RRA-[[LuCkY]]> actually, its called Windows CP\n<RRA-[[LuCkY]]> for cars.\n<maskedferret> i'd hate to see it crash
bash.org #166321:\n \n<GladX> holy\n<Azhrarn> moly \n<GladX> a cloud just flew into my house\n<GladX> !!!\n<@sdodson> cloud?\n<Azhrarn> we call that "fog" \n<GladX> yes, one of those white puffy things\n<TheWeasel> neat.\n<GladX> my house was experiencing turbulence!\n<TheWeasel> invite it to have coffee.\n<Azhrarn> poke it with a stick! \n<Azhrarn> A POKING stick! \n<@sdodson> Are you atop something tall enough to put you up where clouds live?\n<GladX> Azhrarn: it was a cloud\n* TheWeasel sics Mr. Madsen on Azhrarn.\n<GladX> either it was a cloud or a new string of attack fog\n<TheWeasel> maybe it was car exhaust.\n<GladX> strain\n<GladX> there goes another one\n<GladX> i'm watching clouds zip by my house!\n<TheWeasel> take pictures.\n<Azhrarn> Mmm... Attack Fog \n<@sdodson> It was a cloud!!!!  \n* sdodson giggles\n<Azhrarn> What will the Russians come up with next?
bash.org #166329:\n \n<Anarky> What's the best thing about twenty-eight-year-olds?\n<Timofee> Dunno?\n<Anarky> There's twenty of them dude
bash.org #166363:\n \n<Enigma> Anyone know what resolution our eyes run at?
bash.org #166386:\n \n<@FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty.\n<@FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference.\n<@FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.\n<%Physic3> I think their bullshit factor is the best though. No matter how absurd your question may be, they always give an answer.\n<@Firebird> Lol, I should call again and be like 'uhh, yes. I just bought a New ACIT BIOS and my UDP Packets are being Tracert'd by my UNIX Box without my Fortran application being applied to all outgoing UDP and TCP packets. My Ping never is like that, why?!"\n<@Firebird> He would probably be like 'Yes'.
bash.org #166427:\n \n<@Infinik> Hehe.\n<@Infinik> I just took a call for the Samaritans\n<@Infinik> Our phone numbers are one number apart\n<@Infinik> So this guy was talking to me about some charity shit\n<@Infinik> And I interrupted him\n<@Infinik> "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "Sure." "HEY JULIO! I SAID DON'T LET THE JEWISH KIDS IN WITH THE HUMAN KIDS YOU SON OF A BITCH!"\n<@Infinik> He hung up :)
bash.org #166434:\n \n<TheShadowHunter> Im still afraid to ask if I did anything unusual while on morphine. I dont remember it really affecting me at all but for all I know I couldve been running up and down the halls naked and pushing old people out of wheelchairs.\n<TheShadowHunter> Thats something I prefer to do while entirely coherent.
bash.org #166449:\n \ndisinfo46and2 wants to send file C:Program FilesEvan's StuffStuffMR. BUNGLE  -  Squeeze Me Macaroni.mp3. \ndisinfo46and2: I wish this shit would bing or something when it's complete\nTwinblade590: Lol\ndisinfo46and2: Seriousy, fucking AIM is less sophisticated than my microwave\ndisinfo46and2: Hell, my microwave plays a song when it's done
bash.org #166516:\n \n<GreenFux> gym music always sounds like porn music for some reason\n<Rakekniven> Same with 60's and 70's educational film strips.\n<Rakekniven> Whoever would've guesed that Oxygen and Hydrogen enjoy bonding to the same music as Bunny Love and Brock Stiffy.\n<opie> heh\n<GreenFux> i think that i will formulate a theory that the universe is powered by hot steamy sex\n<GreenFux> it makes more sense than string theory right away
bash.org #166558:\n \nDesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!\nDesusGrimm: someone actually put that as their info.\nDesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with.\nLord Galadriel: meagan\nDesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME\nDesusGrimm: fuck.\nLord Galadriel: lol
bash.org #166566:\n \n<twanks> i met this chick at the bar the other day\n<twanks> and she was all like "i wanna fuck your brains out" steamy woman...\n<twanks> so i was all "hell yeh"\n<twanks> so we come back to my place\n<twanks> and she jumps on my bed, strips down\n<twanks> then she opens her legs wide, begins strokin the ole axe wound\n<twanks> and shes moaning and stuff \n<twanks> and dude\n<twanks> i reckon i coulda had sex
bash.org #166572:\n \n<mm13> people who eat people\n<mm13> are the hungriest people
bash.org #166809:\n \n<DigiB0t>  Coming Up : ' Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening '! Your current DJ is : MaxxSpawn!  We currently have   0 listeners.
bash.org #166906:\n \n<emlodro> what country is exe\n<think> binary islands
bash.org #166910:\n \n<schnorks> OFFICIAL ATOMIC TIME: 11:41:28PM CDT\n<Sigma> OMG schnorks has the A-BOMB\n<schnorks> No, the atomic time has nothing to do with weapons of any sort.\n<Coco13> schnorks is correct.\n<Coco13> The second is based on the wavelength of a particular atom.\n<schnorks> What about the first?\n<Coco13> You are such a fucking whore.
bash.org #166920:\n \n<MightyBlueJustice> I need to jack a hole in this floor so I can get the internet hooked up to the comp in the basement. \n<MightyBlueJustice> I need more power tools \n<MKDemon> You don't have a drill? \n<MightyBlueJustice> We do somewhere. \n<MightyBlueJustice> All I can find is a power sander and I just don't have that kind of time.
bash.org #166937:\n \nDittzieBlondee06: is she a better kisser then me\nDittzieBlondee06: haha\nonkeybutt87: haha, I wish I knew\nDittzieBlondee06: hahaha\nDittzieBlondee06: i bet ya do\nDittzieBlondee06: lol\nonkeybutt87: I'll just have to use my imagination\nDittzieBlondee06: yep\nDittzieBlondee06: ya will\nonkeybutt87: or chloroform
bash.org #166952:\n \n<RoyCastle> i think my body is compensating for my not eating anything by delving deeper into insanity\n<RoyCastle> like earlier I was looking at a picture of a dead cat on the internet and for a moment it made me understand multivariable calculus\n<mflynn00> liar\n<RoyCastle> k.. it was midget pr0n
bash.org #166956:\n \n[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake
bash.org #167054:\n \n(@[e]space) going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion
bash.org #167081:\n \n<dekk> your mom lost her virginity in a penis accident\n<[b&]shoez> i lost my penis in a virginity accident
bash.org #167145:\n \n<@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.
bash.org #167230:\n \n<Trekkie> this ant has run around 15 times around the screen of my monitor\n<IceBerg> kill it with ur mouse\n<Trekkie> i tried clicking on him; he wont die\n<IceBerg> no you nerd, smash it with your mouse
bash.org #167247:\n \n<squid> This spider is such an asshole.\n<Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity?\n<squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not.\n<Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider
bash.org #167361:\n \n<Lachlan> Doogie, what the fuck do you think the emergency generators are there for?\n<Doogie> ummm....\n<Sam> Generating Emergencies.
bash.org #167435:\n \n<despair> I need a nigger HD :(\n<despair> b\n<despair> bigger\n<despair> omfg... bad ass typo
bash.org #167524:\n \n<AV-Cables> np: [ - ] [06:05m]\n<Frozen-Solid> god DAMN your tags suck av.\n<AV-Cables> I know. :D\n<AV-Cables> No, I have to re-tag them.\n<AV-Cables> I just converted ALL my songs to 192kbps.\n<AV-Cables> And the Smashing...LIVE! soundtrack to 320kbps.\n<Frozen-Solid> uh....\n<Frozen-Solid> converted from what...?\n<AV-Cables> 128kbps
bash.org #167569:\n \n<Lointamer> oh crap...kids found my vibrators again
bash.org #167574:\n \n<kinkos> can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?\n<Aegis`> yah, but only once.\n<kinkos> once is all i need!
bash.org #167594:\n \n<Ilendil> If two stick people had sex, would it start a fire?
bash.org #167698:\n \n<ancho> do girls like it if you stick your hand up there ass??\n<ancho> hurry plz.. im in the middle of something
bash.org #167731:\n \nTrivBaby: QUESTION:  1992 - what did the church of england allow women to become?\ncatman1229: men\ndestinatas: priests\ndestinatas: clergy\nZaDaRoN: members\nLmRiVaRaT: sluts\nQuarkSoupXYZ: pregnanat\nLmRiVaRaT: bitches\ndestinatas: queens\nLmRiVaRaT: hoes\nZaDaRoN: divorced\nLmRiVaRaT: whores\ndbcpool: voters
bash.org #167746:\n \n<Mr_Vain> I'd rather have an admirer than a stalker any day\n<Phrim> what's the difference, Bonz? :-)\n<Mr_Vain> a stalker doesn't blink when they look at you\n<Mr_Vain> it's very unnerving
bash.org #167799:\n \n<Zombie_Punk> You bastards wouldn't know a Clerks reference if it analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your gastank.
bash.org #167825:\n \n* ol has joined #mapcore \n<Flashdevil> I will rub my sperm in so many places that they won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without getting pregnant. \n<ol> um... did i come in at a bad time?
bash.org #167837:\n \n<Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just come over and say 'can i have candy'\n<sloth> yeah\n<sloth> dude\n<sloth> one had a trash bag on\n<kokanin> hey\n<kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth!\n<Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying to sell me candy
bash.org #167844:\n \n<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. \n<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven? \n<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there.
bash.org #167863:\n \n<jaymeekae> i feel so american\n<Moonman> you shot someone?
bash.org #167873:\n \n<`Riku> Ok, so there's this UN meeting, and there are a lot of important people in there discussing how to get a peace in Iraq\n<`Riku> after the meeting the President of France comes to George Bush and says: "Mr. Bush, there's something I'd like to ask... My son is a huge Star Trek fan, and he'd like to know why there are no Arabians on the show?"\n<`Riku> Bush thinks a second, then smirks and says;\n<`Riku> "Cause it takes place in the future."
bash.org #167874:\n \n<ppolf>  I told my brother if you take the cotton wool bit out of a vics inhaler and rubbed it under your eyes, you see in black and white.\n<ppolf> He kicked my fucking head in after bawling his eyes out for two hours.
bash.org #168090:\n \nherblackwings29:: I'm bored\nshotgunlo:: me too\nshotgunlo:: but I'm also hungry\nherblackwings29:: I have tacos\nshotgunlo:: mmm\nherblackwings29:: they are like cardboard though\nshotgunlo:: I would love to eat your taco, Becky\nherblackwings29:: I bet\nherblackwings29:: my taco doesn't taste like cardboard\nshotgunlo:: I love the fact that you know that
bash.org #168093:\n \n* Now talking in #israel\n<Idiot-boy> Hey #israel!  Soo... hitler.
bash.org #168123:\n \n<BeadGrl> just call me Mrs. Robinson\n<Greek> haha\n<ZekeMacNeil> Beadgrl likes her men in the same manner that she likes her scotch.  \n<BeadGrl> aged 18 years in a barrel?
bash.org #168191:\n \n<ChaosReactor> RIAA is tricksy try to tricks us.\n<ChaosReactor> Try to take away our precious!
bash.org #168269:\n \n<Arran> brb, loo.\n<Stirfry_Ninja> arran is anally retentive\n<aussie_singh> :p\n<Stirfry_Ninja> :D\n<EvoX> he rents his anus??!!
bash.org #168320:\n \n<darko``> Heh, funny how ignore doesn't completely ignores certain nicks/masks. Some kind of messages still pass by.\n<Ashe> Guess you have a crappy client\n<darko``> Maybe it's just my client though :/\n<Ashe> Guess I'm the one ignored
bash.org #168702:\n \n<wilywampa> dazey said i'm almost out of money and said i need to get a job\n<wilywampa> i said i could steal money instead\n<wilywampa> and she asked from whom\n<wilywampa> i said "from old ladies, i can steal their money and beat them to death"\n<wilywampa> and she said "that's awful, why would you do something like that?"\n<wilywampa> i said "because babies don't have money"
bash.org #168857:\n \n<mojo> I want me a pet monkey.\n<Synthetic> My aunt had one, the smell was ungodly. It was allways beating off and if it got scared it would deficate in it's hand a throw it.\n<mojo> I know, that's why I want one. If it can beat it's self off then I can teach it how to do it to me.\n<synthetic> ...\n<Capin> Um... so anyway I went to the zoo this one time and one of the gorillas stole my dad's wallet!\n<Synthetic> That was no gorilla, it was a black guy in a fur coat. The son of a bitch has my shoes.\n<mojo> I still want a monkey if anybody cares.
bash.org #168859:\n \n<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet. \n<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.
bash.org #168917:\n \nKirby: So like this one time I was fucking this dude in the ass and then I threw up on his back.\nZAn3Yt: I didn't now you were gay Kirby...\nkatchup: He isn't, that was a shakespeare quote.
bash.org #168935:\n \n<Dareon> I wonder where my package is.\n<Valvados> checked between your legs?\n<Dareon> If it was there, I wouldn't be so bored right now, would I?
bash.org #169167:\n \nGeeky Weezer Fan: Is she still downright refusing head?\nonkeybutt87: haha\nonkeybutt87: I haven't really asked her since Saturday\nonkeybutt87: but I think so, yeah\nonkeybutt87: why?\nGeeky Weezer Fan: Slit her throat.\nonkeybutt87: well, I guess that's one way to get it in there...
bash.org #169866:\n \nashp: OMG MATT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MATRIX\nashp: AFTER THE BIG SHOWDOWN WITH SMITH\nashp: RUFUS DROPS OUTTA THE SKY AND SAYS "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE"\nashp: and it was all just an excellent adventure
bash.org #169962:\n \n<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds.\n<Dylflon> That's nice.\n<Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape.\n<Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
bash.org #170136:\n \n<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in\n<Johntuan> canada
bash.org #170272:\n \n[runedude]: im getting akilled too :((\n[runedude]: bye folks\n[21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis] Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)
bash.org #170330:\n \n<wonderwoman> and electrode pads around the rectum are reason enough to pay attention to a thorough shave. . .\n<wonderwoman> um, oops\n<dellarte> wow that was enlightening ww\n<wonderwoman> um, wrong window
bash.org #170408:\n \n< relnev> cool, this 8-page pdf has 3 pages intentionally left blank\n< relnev> that's like a big waste of e-trees
bash.org #170425:\n \nCaptainRonfornow: How do you  spell idal correctly\nCaptainRonfornow: that it right idal\nSylas Cren: idol?\nCaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right\nSylas Cren: heh\nCaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them
bash.org #170498:\n \n<Dark_Soul>Just because I'm from Canada doesnt mean I live in an igloo.\n<Ralts>What, you fucking homeless?
bash.org #170626:\n \n* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-206.spectrumdsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout)\n* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-5.spectrumdsl.net) has joined #kvs\n* Atma will strangle his father if he ever tries to get his attention by flipping the lightswitch off and on again
bash.org #170682:\n \n* stigma fingers into dashutri's fluff very slowly, stealing the warmth away\n* Dashutri blinks, and turns to ice.\n<stigma> :(\n<Dashutri> You STOLE my warmth. What did you expect?
bash.org #171031:\n \n<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"\n<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day\n<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
bash.org #171043:\n \n<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had taken of himself: one showed him with a wine-bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a table leg."\n<FifthColumn> Sadly the inspectors drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and beat a minority with the table leg before they found the photographs.
bash.org #171104:\n \n[deThfyRe] love my lunch break\n[jen-bbl] hehe\n[deThfyRe] DONT CALL ME FAT COCK NABBER
bash.org #171109:\n \n<Zimbraizo> its ok to be fat \n<Zimbraizo> but you should be fat between 3am and 6am when i am sleeping
bash.org #171297:\n \n<@DocGonzo> saying mac osx has 'the power of unix' is like putting whippets in your glovebox then saying your car has 'the power of nitrous'
bash.org #171456:\n \n<@chupa> i get my cable on the 19th which is gay\n<@chupa> i don't know what i'm gonna do\n<@chupa> what to d/l first\n<@[TrIpLe]> movies\n<@[TrIpLe]> porn movies\n<@[TrIpLe]> full length porn movies
bash.org #171643:\n \n* Curt stabs Stinger in the face with a generic object\n<Curt> whee.\n<The_Stinger> hey why do you find it neccesary to stab me in the face with a generic object\n<The_Stinger> o_O\n<Curt> because I didn't have a specific object at hand.
bash.org #171987:\n \n<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler\n<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown\n<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown\n<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews\n<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
bash.org #172028:\n \n--- noddy has changed the topic to: #Troll, troll, troll your post, Gently down the feed. Merrily, merrily troll along, A life is what you need!
bash.org #172151:\n \n* sunny wanders back in the world of chemistry ... where the H+ atoms have lost their protons and don't know where to find them ...\n<@guinea-pig> an ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here lastnight"\n<@guinea-pig> and the bartender says "are you positive?"\n<sunny> hahahahaha\n<mikegrb> that is awesome\n<@guinea-pig> yes, we are geeks
bash.org #172396:\n \n<jacob> fuck my deoderant combined with this other dudes one smells awesome\n<cpd> 0_o and HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT OUT
bash.org #172401:\n \n<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house
bash.org #172402:\n \n<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch?\n<@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES!\n<@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE\n<@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me
bash.org #172510:\n \n<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it." \n<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.\n<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.\n<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.\n<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style.\n<BChikapa> You'd have to chase it around.
bash.org #172721:\n \n[Buddha] wasn't Microsoft giving a bounty for hackers?\n[Buddha] *catching hackers\n<@AkamuTheInept> Ya, a free copy of '98\n[Buddha] ...\n[Buddha] >_<\n<@Hallucination> lol\n[Buddha] That's like giving out land mines for helping the poor
bash.org #172760:\n \n<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself
bash.org #172839:\n \n(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.\n(Ntruder): hah\n(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.\n(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award
bash.org #172869:\n \n* veganzombie has joined #uc\n<veganzombie> Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....\n* veganzombie has quit IRC (Quit: Graaaaaaaiiiiinnssss.....)
bash.org #173334:\n \n<y2kThug> i worked with a pretty dumb old broad when I was in Stoneham\n<y2kThug> she was getting all frustrated one day\n<y2kThug> comes to me "I cant print."\n<y2kThug> i stare blankly, "Why not?"\n<y2kThug> "I dont know, it just wont print!"\n<y2kThug> so i said "Maybe it's because you're standing at the fax machine, not the printer."\n<Darshu> nate- lol\n<y2kThug> oh and then one day her desk phone died\n<y2kThug> someone told her to take a phone off of one of the empty desks\n<y2kThug> she says "But what about all my voicemails?"\n<y2kThug> shaking my head, "Jeanne, your voicemails arent _IN_ your phone."\n<Snow> Eh, that's not too dumb. I mean, people interact with answering machines where things are stored in the physical device itself.\n<Snow> A distributed phone system is a bit foreign the first time you see one.\n<y2kThug> Snow: she fucking sells telecom
bash.org #173416:\n \n(Freddo) wasnt tetris supposed to be a statement about the futility of a capitalist government\n(Freddo) ?\n(jayseven) O_o\n(jayseven) dude\n(jayseven) it was just a game\n(jayseven) :P\n(Freddo) yeah but it was coded by a red :P\n(jayseven) you mean.. the blocks symbolise the commies?\n(Freddo) i think the blocks symbolise money\n(Dom^TopSpin) O_O\n(Freddo) or maybe debts\n(Dom^TopSpin) lol\n(pdhq64) make a row of money, and it disappears?\n(Freddo) something like that\n(Freddo) its an important message to the children of today :P\n(jayseven) maybe it's the publics efforts to banish their tyrant\n(jayseven) the more of them that attempt to reach the top, the more likely they'll make a line and.. er.. dissapear
bash.org #173422:\n \n<zidane> hackquest.de is encrpyted!  \n<alucardo> german isn't an encryption method  \n<ps> the infamous "DE" Cypher
bash.org #173426:\n \n<@gloriaea> this is how wars start\n<@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german blames it on a finn
bash.org #173451:\n \n<theclubhousebarandgrillgod>	i have a ????? who is the admin here\n<Kyle>	You have a horse?\n<jeff>	I'd like to buy a vowel.
bash.org #173460:\n \n<Pixistix>  I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.\n<Pixistix>  If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice\n<Pixistix>  Problem solved.
bash.org #173504:\n \n*** PoisonPen changes topic to 'Matrix Revolutions:  Smith: "I R teh Ubermensch!  U R 0wn3d w/ my awesome Will!"  Neo: "No!  Because I will refute teh diabilical existential angst w/ kung fu!"  Smith: "Argh!  Now I must stand in the rain and shake my fist at you! Why?  Why?"  Neo: "Ha ha!  I win by losing!  I R teh Jesus!"  The end.'
bash.org #173563:\n \n<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep?\n<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: damn straight i would\n<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: or the farmer's daughter
bash.org #173664:\n \n<@minion> i think abortion is a time travelling alien's plot to stop us from advancing\n<@NrK> no \n<@NrK> conservitives are
bash.org #173682:\n \nmarek: hey, this is great. we finally have our own chatroom on irc.\nmarek: now we can be on bash with our amazingly witty retorts, counter retorts, and general repartee!\nPalladia: fag
bash.org #173708:\n \n<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by taking 20 Advil...so I was just like.. "Dude, why take 20 Advil when you could have just taken 3 Aleve?"
bash.org #173795:\n \n<@NapKiN> ANYONE KNOW PERL\n<@NapKiN> ?\n<dez> yeah\n<dez> cant remember what porno she was in tho
bash.org #173846:\n \n<rivan> why\n<rivan> does\n<rivan> my\n<rivan> heart\n<rivan> cry?\n<NippleHead> dunno\n<NippleHead> but sounds serious
bash.org #174498:\n \n<cryme> that would own\n<cryme> to jack off of the empire state\n<cryme> and see who gets killed by your cumshot
bash.org #174510:\n \n<FuManChu> And now, FuManChu presents another segment of "Things I Learned In College:\n<FuManChu> I learned today that if you have sex with your girlfriend's younger sister, you will have a fight in the middle of the campus center, regardless of what you try to say.
bash.org #174539:\n \n* Calylinde straps on strap-on-dildo, dry humps up to chanserv\n<Calylinde> hahah\n<Calylinde> come on, channy\n<Calylinde> bend over!\n<Calylinde> gimmme the O!\n<Calylinde> Chanserv\n<Calylinde> you whore\n* ChanServ sets mode: +o Calylinde\n<@Calylinde> Hahahahahahah
bash.org #174668:\n \n* Fred (myEmail@..........net) Quit (Warning: Mirc, has caused an illegal operation and will shut down. This happened because you were about to Finish a download you were waiting on for a month, and we can't have that.)
bash.org #174675:\n \n<Shuka> Our band conductor lady is this really scary black lady\n<Shuka> and she's like, "Y'gotta have spirit blood"\n<Shuka> and then like one time\n<Shuka> She's like, "Yknow, don't tell your parents this, but you guys sound like fucking shit"\n<Shuka> and we were like o_O
bash.org #174725:\n \n<MST3Claye> there's a site out there that shows people beating super monkey ball levels really really fast.\n<Merlin> I plan on setting a new world speed record for Monopoly one of these days...\n<Merlin> It's called we sit down, setup the game, I pull a gun and go "look bitches, give me all your money and nobody gets hurt!"\n<Merlin> then I take the thimble hostage at the Water Works and force everyone to surrender to me, then I win the game.\n<Merlin> I figure my friends suck so much, I could win it in about 30 seconds with that strategy.
bash.org #174774:\n \n<Calvinosaur> I'm going to ethnically cleanse script kiddies. I'll call it "The Final Solution to the j00ish Problem."
bash.org #174916:\n \n<Gecko> lmao, my mates download of "master and commander" is infact "anal agency"\n<EmPleh> lol\n<Gecko> wait a minute\n<Gecko> this isn't a real agency at all\n<Gecko> they're just having sex\n<Gecko> i'm suprised this lot ever get any work done
bash.org #174943:\n \n<elitotaco> hmm\n<elitotaco> this is a new one\n<elitotaco> "GROW 3 INCHES                  OF CHEST HAIR"
bash.org #175049:\n \nHolaScumbag: GUESS WHAT.\nqwerty8447: ?\nHolaScumbag: my mom bought me a pen...shaped as A DOG!!!\nqwerty8447: LMAO!\nqwerty8447: that must be AWESOME!\nHolaScumbag: I KNOW!\nqwerty8447: which end do you write with?
bash.org #175183:\n \n<zhirinovsky> do you know why old women don't get sex? have you ever tried to peel apart grilled cheese sandwich?
bash.org #175605:\n \n<DB7> Meat_30: Sex change?\n<Meat_30> yep\n<DB7> Works for me\n<DB7> Any hole's a goat\n<DB7> errr\n<DB7> goal*
bash.org #175675:\n \n<nirgleNap> lol, i just put on Najma as i'm sitting here wiring up a circuit board\n<nirgleNap> i realized how "odd" this might look.. having arab music playing as i'm soldering red and green wires to a board full of ICs
bash.org #175695:\n \n<riffic> its the year 3030 \n<Mindless> 3030? Shit I'm late for work
bash.org #175862:\n \n<buggler> nataria you sex machine\n<Nataria> buggler im not a sex machine...\n<buggler> you're not? prove you're not\n<PubiclyRelated> ;p; yeh\n<PubiclyRelated> prove it lol\n<Nataria> roflmao\n<Nataria> how can i be a sex machine if i havent had sex? O:D\n<Nataria> ha i winnnn :D\n<buggler> it's like having a cooking machine that hasn't been used, doesn't make it any less a machine\n<Nataria> rofl\n<buggler> you don't win, you lose. My rebuttal is second to none\n<Nataria> so im a sex machine waiting to be turned on?
bash.org #175886:\n \n<sFa-Stryder`mp5> im fucking 96% iq.
bash.org #176068:\n \n<sekira> it was like 4 PM and my friends grandma msg'd him on aim\n<sekira> and she asked if he was still busy doing his homework.\n<sekira> I was really bored, so I went on his comp and said "wtf?" and she replied: "wait til five?"
bash.org #176076:\n \n<Rentasmo> there was a gay guy at a support group I went to who brought a dog in a bag\n<Rentasmo> we didn't know he had a dog till he let it out\n<Capnplank> did he bring enough for everyone?\n<MrConceited> He was gay, not korean
bash.org #176156:\n \n<Ettin> Still, I thought the war would be over by now.\n<Ettin> No country has an infinite supply of suicide bombers.
bash.org #176169:\n \n<Sarah> the first Matrix was damn nice for an action movie. for an action movie. \n<Odin> Corny as hell endings.\n<Johnny> Yes.\n<Odin> Someone dies. Hell, let's bring 'em back to life with a kiss, it works in Disney flicks!\n<Sarah> Neo kisses Smith?\n<Sarah> thanks for spoiling it for me, asstart.
bash.org #176176:\n \n<Jesus> and i kept getting banned simply becuase i lived in france
bash.org #176261:\n \n<crfh_> I just witnessed the weirdest threesome ever\n<Invictus> ?\n<TheBlackCupid> ...\n<ShadesFox> oh?\n<Strangeone> Larry, Moe and Curly?\n<Reltzik-CodingForDearLife> .... Ooo..... kay....\n<crfh_> My cat, another cat, and a POSSUM
bash.org #176311:\n \n<Hatamoto> IRC is like one giant round of intellectual bukake ;)
bash.org #176477:\n \n<Ninja_Cow> I view anal sex like eating cake with your anus.\n<Ninja_Cow> It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks disgusting.
bash.org #176616:\n \n<Esper> And last I checked... IRC is multiplayer notepad... being naked really doesn't matter unless you're REALLY good with ASCII art.
bash.org #176622:\n \n<n00dle> What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?\n<n00dle> Both involve 30-year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.
bash.org #176783:\n \n<King_Kane> So i open a can of pepsi max and i see on the side "Best Before: See base of can" so i turn the can around and i feel a cold chill running down my legs...
bash.org #176966:\n \nLckyduck322 : bitch, what the fuck do you want\ntheonejanitor : how are you\nLckyduck322 : i'm great and you
bash.org #177171:\n \n<uber> O_O\n<uber> chill out aj\n<AJ2> uber: eat shit\n<AJ2> wait, you're asian...you might make a movie out of it :
bash.org #177472:\n \n<timovgod> Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? \n<timovgod> A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out. \n<enaz> did your insurance cover it timovgod?\n<timovgod> My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light.
bash.org #177475:\n \n<tuckt26> MD = farm land, DC = Gangs and concrete, VA = Wine, music, and the finer qualities of life\n<Calisa> And what would OH stand for?\n<aeonite> When you put KY in your VA you go OH.
bash.org #177484:\n \n<+Macolio> I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore gay sex between the effeminate leads.
bash.org #177548:\n \n<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.\n<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"\n<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."\n<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.\n<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."\n<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.\n<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts\n<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."\n<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"\n<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians\n<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.\n<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.\n<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.\n<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"\n<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins\n<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"\n<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.\n<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"\n<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.\n<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.\n<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
bash.org #177638:\n \n<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night\n<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while\n<%The_Coolest> y?\n<+Enyo> why?\n<%The_Coolest> :o\n<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too\n<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
bash.org #177698:\n \n<Jaayy-EOC> Yeah.. I stole 5$ from Mike when I was at his house, but the funny thing is he doesn't know.\n<Derid-EOC> I do now, you dumbass.\n<Jaayy-EOC> Shit. When did you log on?
bash.org #177709:\n \n<Whilly-D> break a tranny in most cars and its a good 2k\n<gasgesgos> break a transvestite in most cars and it's a good 4 years
bash.org #177756:\n \n<cagan> heh, my little sister bought vice city :)\n<spanky> such a cool game\n<cagan> i don't think my sister has any intention of completing it\n<cagan> she just likes driving around, and occasionally killing people\n<spanky> lol, dont we all?\n<cagan> she has cars in her garage ... and if they get damage, she carefully drives to a paint place, then keeps going in and out till its a colour she approves off\n<spanky> hehe
bash.org #177850:\n \n<kiwi> once i skipped\n<Alby_Fox> she has no idea when she'll have a period\n<kiwi> my mom thought i was pregnant\n<Proffessor> that's gotta be some scary shit\n<kiwi> but at the time i'd never even kissed a guy =D\n<Proffessor> it was the next coming of jesus.... but, nooooooo, you had to play with the coathanger
bash.org #177873:\n \n<cochese04> I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".
bash.org #177886:\n \n<@Gandalf> Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.\n<@Gandalf> For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.\n<@Gandalf> And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse
bash.org #177927:\n \n<Beerman> D-Ness: are you on broadband?\n<D-Ness> I'm on a java thingy
bash.org #177969:\n \n(Ninja_Mo) definition of irony"\n(Ninja_Mo) <Oedipus> Sup mofo?
bash.org #178050:\n \n<@SPo0n> this morning my mate said he likes the word "cock" because it "rolls off the tongue"
bash.org #178102:\n \n<eric> awright spam u can use\n<eric> "Like to see hot jizz spit all over an unsuspecting teen's face? These young teen girls love taking hot cum right in the face."\n<siva> "unsuspecting"?\n<eric> DAD CAN I GO TO THE MALL I NEED SOME NEW BARETTES AND %(#*&%!( HOLY GOD
bash.org #178226:\n \n<ugly> haikus are so gay\n<ugly> they are just shitty poems\n<ugly> invented by japs
bash.org #178285:\n \n<Skizot> my boss is a moron\n<Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open\n<Skizot> he asked what it was...\n<Berry2K> bussiness relations?\n<Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft\n<Berry2K> :)\n<Berry2K> haha\n<Skizot> he says" do i need it"\n<RightField> lol\n<Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs\n<Berry2K> WTFLOL\n<Skizot> he asks what's a n00b\n<RightField> omg\n<Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers
bash.org #178668:\n \n<pr00f> Tendency's chatroom inaction\n<pr00f> is due to a pleasant distraction.\n<pr00f> she finds it quite grand\n<pr00f> to type with one hand,\n<pr00f> in search of her own satisfaction!
bash.org #178791:\n \n<+kyo> meixcans are quiet fancy in tehir names, are teh not?\n<@Squirrel> yeah\n<@Squirrel> their names make less sense than anyone else's\n<@Squirrel> it's like\n<@Squirrel> MIGUEL OF THE CROSS\n<+rutabaga> its compensation for their non fancyness in baithing\n<+rutabaga> and general hygine
bash.org #178794:\n \n<VolteFace> heh, this SNL is like a mirror\n<VolteFace> they're making MJ child molestation jokes and how the president can't read\n<VolteFace> and it's from 1993
bash.org #178825:\n \n<froody> yeah but if you had a mac it would be like "Rip. Mix. Burn"(TM)\n<Rafterman> heh\n<Rafterman> if you had linux it'd be "rip, crash, download, tar, make, make install, curse, hack, make, rip, mix, crash, download, etc, etc..."\n<Rafterman> but it'd be free!
bash.org #178890:\n \n*** Now talking in #christian\n\n-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info\n<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21\n<Word_of_God>  Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. -  (KJV)\n*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au\n*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)\n<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
bash.org #179036:\n \n<Ghoulem> I think Grand Theft Auto 3 gives a wrong impression of how the world really is.\n<Eclipse> Because of all the violence?\n<Ghoulem> No, Because of all the black people driving Ferraris.
bash.org #179132:\n \n<KevM> quit the farcical shenanigans you duncical misrepresentation of a homo sapien\n<andycode> I find your misanthropic antics most ironic in their malevolent disposition.\n<andycode> Moreover, the mere implications of your pathetic facade is illigitimate in its duplicitious atrocity.\n<KevM> your virulent discourse is quite misguided in it's underhanded attempts to slight me\n<Khross> And you're fat.
bash.org #179137:\n \n* Khross flies a 757 into andy\n* andy flies a 757 into Khross's 757.\n* aen blocks them both with twin towers.\n<andy> SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
bash.org #179327:\n \n<mr_smith> fuck, i toasted my cablemodem yesterday...\n<asshat> heh,\n<asshat> how did you do that mr_smith\n<goatasaur> raise your glass and go "to my cablemodem!"
bash.org #179566:\n \n<NiM> I went to church with my friends\n<NiM> and they had all the alter boys being commissioned or whatever its called\n<NiM> and we pours salt and viagra in the wine\n<OttoDestruct> LOL\n<NiM> And like 4 of the alterboys spat out the wine\n<CF\|Okra> hahahah\n<NiM> and the priest was like OMFG U SINNERS\n<NiM> thats the blood of christ!\n<NiM> And the ones that didn't spit it out where walking around in their fucking robs with boners\n<NiM> it was the funniest shit ever\n<NiM> We where kicked out\n<NiM> of the church
bash.org #179616:\n \n< skel> I just patented an atmospheric bio-oxygen extraction device..\n< skel> now I'll sue anyone breathing\n< skel> mwuhahahaha!\n< skel> i was just kidding guys\n< skel> you can let your breath out\n< skel> =P\n< skel> guys?\n< skel> OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!\n< skel> BREATHE PEOPLE!!! BREATHE!!!
bash.org #179649:\n \n<gpi> -:- BitchX: Join to #brocku was synched in 0.153 secs!!\n<gpi> i love the double exclamation mark\n<gpi> as if that's shattering some world record\n<trigga> lol\n<gpi> HOLY SHIT YOU SYNCED FAST!!
bash.org #179746:\n \n<Yajinden> I like this temperature-based designation system we have.\n<Yajinden> it's good to be hot, and it's good to be cool, but it's not good to be frigid, and it's not good to be flaming.
bash.org #179966:\n \n<Tremolo> All right, you want a story eh? Welll fine\n<Tremolo> "One day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw it too,"
bash.org #180081:\n \n<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n<kylev> hahahahaha\n<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor\n<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"\n<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about\n<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism\n<`Neo> bahahahaha
bash.org #180129:\n \n<Freakdoom> you know\n<Freakdoom> i love all my friends\n<Freakdoom> your like a second family to me\n<Freakdoom> just say my entire family was killed somehow\n<Freakdoom> would you let me live with you?\n<Freakdoom> :D\n<Zy> of course\n<Freakdoom> yay :D\n* Freakdoom is away: killing family
bash.org #180145:\n \n<AL9000> my fatty little brother is pissed b/c I wrote "treadmill" on his Christmas list
bash.org #180150:\n \n*** YOU has joined #gamedev\n* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY\n<Waxycat> teh\n<Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error\n<posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press alt+f4 to fix it\n<posit> *sometimes\n<Waxycat> that quits irc\n<Falnom> ALT+F4 quick!\n<Waxycat> why?\n* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC\n<posit> you have a fatal error\n<Waxycat> otherwize?\n<posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system\n<Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds\n*** Waxycat has quit IRC []\n<posit> damn yeah\n<Palish> bahhahah.\n*** Waxycat has joined #gamedev\n* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY\n<Waxycat> what happened?\n<Waxycat> again?!?!\n<Waxycat> it says it again!\n<posit> again?\n<Waxycat> what should i do?!\n<posit> maybe a config problem\n<Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit?\n<posit> not sure exactly\n<posit> but I don't think it's good\n* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC\n*** Waxycat has quit IRC []
bash.org #180803:\n \n<+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm under\n<@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it?\n<+_chester_> i want to see his technique\n<@Psybrid> lol\n<+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover, the guy is pulling more than teeth
bash.org #180952:\n \n<r4v3n> there is just NO good excuse, if caught in my gfs room in the middle of the night\n<r4v3n> "hey mr c...was walking by your house and i dropped my penis...it fell into your daughter, but i've collected it now and will just be...on...my...way"
bash.org #181046:\n \n-!- marlies [~m@81.132.2.190] has joined #gamesoc\n< marlies> ello all\n< Jops> welcome to the tumbleweed zone\n< kev> o.\n< kev>     'o\n< kev>                 `o\n< kev>                                 o'\n< marlies>                                                      o,\n< kev> congratulations, you have won tonights star prize!\n\n-!- marlies [~m@81.132.2.190] has quit [Client Quit]\n< kev> freedom from irc
bash.org #181120:\n \n<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a :S face in real life while at the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was doing it \n<Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend" \n<Gareth>: Thats When i Realised.........\n<Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise\n<Gareth>: I Fucken realised there were a bunch of retards stroking my head!!!
bash.org #181129:\n \n<fosheeze> i ate oatse for breakfast\n<BigBrother_> was that a typo of oats, or goatse?\n<BigBrother_> I'm hoping it was oats, or do you eat horribly disfigured anus?
bash.org #181260:\n \n<@Usama> I am gonna get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my penis.....because women like to blow money and I like to watch my money grow.
bash.org #181400:\n \n<goran> "I once said "owned" to a black man before. talk about awkward moment..."
bash.org #181500:\n \n<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...\n<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."
bash.org #181575:\n \nmeg32185: you're weird\nmeg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the internet?
bash.org #181581:\n \nThe U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you!
bash.org #181604:\n \n<magpie> why am I watching spice girls behind the music\n<magpie> am I that bored\n<jeff> you obviously need to spice up your life
bash.org #181629:\n \n<barryk>	Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to US homeland security ? \n<`dA>	yes\n<`dA>	iraq was an asshole\n<spikeb>	and the us military was a giant penis
bash.org #181791:\n \n<jws> You just *know* you have a virus when you see this:\n<jws> (D:) Local Disk\n<jws> Total size: 66631337 GB
bash.org #181913:\n \n<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth
bash.org #181923:\n \n<Luna-Chan> I'm bleeding\n<Forte> Don't shoot the messenger.
bash.org #181998:\n \n<skunk>What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
bash.org #182036:\n \n<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons\n<TeamGato-Mumbo> brb
bash.org #182044:\n \n<@Serge`> LOL\n<@Lord_Saros> stfu you fuxing noob\n<@Lord_Saros> AOL kiddie !\n<@Deadpool-> somone uses aol here?\n<@Lord_Saros> Sxales does\n<@Sxales> ha\n<@Deadpool-> you make me sick\n<@Lord_Saros> He just keeps his aol line on a low profile\n*@Sxales hides it under a rug\n<@Sxales> what?\n<@Lord_Saros> Nothing (:\n<@Sxales> i'm too fucking cheap to use aol, i just yell in binary real loud
bash.org #182055:\n \n<Fubar> Reminds me in class, when some teacher was going off on us about feminazi shit, she goes "A woman can do anything a man can!" and my friends goes "well you can't produce sperm!"
bash.org #182069:\n \n<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be able to fit in a small backpack
bash.org #182098:\n \n<xtort> I smell homosexuality! \n<\|Spanky\|> got your head up your ass again?
bash.org #182125:\n \n<joshua_> C ECE DBRY AOT URP YDAY TCBE RU YRPYGP.!\n<joshua_> BRYDCBI CO ,RPYDF RU YDAY TCBE UR YRPYGP.!\n<joshua_> AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACC.............................!\n<joshua_> AND FUCK YOU TOO MR. DVORAK
bash.org #182181:\n \n<CrackyMcZap> why don't we get a Straight Pride parade?\n<Kaejo> they're called gun & knife shows
bash.org #182201:\n \n<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.
bash.org #182213:\n \n<Ephialtes> ugh\n<Ephialtes> I.\n<Ephialtes> Am.\n<Ephialtes> Wet.\n<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet\n<Ephialtes> I am soaked\n<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked\n<Ephialtes> I am drenched\n<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that\n*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
bash.org #182256:\n \n.+vera: wtf is a manga\n.+sheep: its a fruit\n.+sheep: retard\n.+vera: k
bash.org #182354:\n \n<Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.\n<Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.\n<ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?\n<STL> Well, then their parents will have to go fuck with the Merovingian\n<ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible
bash.org #182461:\n \n<+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car  \n<+[G-Prime]> Oh great \n<+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash \n<@Crucial> blue windshield of death
bash.org #182469:\n \n<Turtle> FUCK i just accidently stapled my homework to the wall
bash.org #182538:\n \n<Viper187> ok\n<Viper187> I don't like Alcohol\n<Viper187> fuckin auto-eject\n<Viper187> It read the Halo CD, then spit the CD back out at me\n<Viper187> causing the CD tray to knock my goddamn glass off the desk
bash.org #182600:\n \n<JuSTiNb> this old cleaning lady at burger king said she was gonna beat me with a broom
bash.org #182706:\n \nMyke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza Rice    \nMyke`: wth kinda name is that?\ndodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.
bash.org #182743:\n \n* larra has joined #Hentai\n<larra> u people are terrible!\n<larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!\n* larra has left #Hentai
bash.org #182778:\n \n<goatasaur> my name is Spalding, i believe you've played with my balls
bash.org #182779:\n \n~ Carrotz: Question: In 'alice in wonderland', with what were the words 'eat me' written on the cake\n> Azrael: icing\n> Azrael: blood\n~ rh\|semiafk: arial\n> Azrael: rofl
bash.org #182812:\n \n<Aliya> Who is peer?\n<Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is.  You have to be peered for yourself.
bash.org #182816:\n \n<pixistix> I like sending out messages in a bottle.\n<pixistix> But I'm creative.\n<pixistix> "I have been shipwrecked at sea, while bringing an important message."\n<pixistix> "Do not, under any circumstances, allow President Kennedy to go to Dallas"
bash.org #182885:\n \n<+  XmasCola> "this screener has been electronically coded to assist in tracking illegal duplications.  unothorized duplication of this screener is stricly forbidden."\n\n<+  XmasCola> "if you copied it, we know who did it, so you might as well just turn yourselves in and then we won't punish you as bad"\n\n<+  XmasCola> "we swear we're not bluffing"\n\n<+  XmasCola> "we saw hackers"
bash.org #182893:\n \n<Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time\n<Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint\n<Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine\n<Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time\n<Potato> When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed\n<Potato> I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, bitch?"
bash.org #183329:\n \n<ACAB> 1st time i delt with a dead body i had to remove all personal belongings and put the lady in a body bag when i was an intern at the hospital ER... i put on all her jewlery and got in trouble :(\n<baggle> That's some fucked up shit man\n<ACAB> i put on her wedding ring and was like "Sorry ladies, im taken"
bash.org #183340:\n \n<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"\n<%Hamtaro> And got this\n<%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name\n<%Hamtaro>  \n<%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use
bash.org #183392:\n \n* Solid_Snake has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)\n<+an1me> NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!#!#\n<@Master_Tang> rofl\n<Shaytan> LOL\n<Corellion> LOL
bash.org #183524:\n \n<DRLEGO> OH THAT FUCKING IDIOT\n<DRLEGO> my gf bought me a xmas gift\n<DRLEGO> off amazon\n<DRLEGO> but she used my account to do it\n<DRLEGO> so it charged ME\n<tuffguy> haha\n<tuffguy> owned
bash.org #183537:\n \n<KTP> Having... seizure... and... erection... at.. same time... call 976
bash.org #183544:\n \n<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
bash.org #183584:\n \n<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a well armed baby
bash.org #184069:\n \n* Spanky-G has parts of the old testament in his lungs\n<Angel``> ??\n<Spanky-G> I ran out of cigarette paper...
bash.org #184296:\n \n<xCytheriAx> imagine losing your entire arm from a shark attack.. eek, that poor girl\n<BluECliQ> thats a shame..\n<xCytheriAx> she said how she believes God has a plan for her and doesn't think it's for her to get bitten by a shark twice\n<BluECliQ> she might not get bit twice but if she falls off the board i cant imagine her swiming to shore with only one arm
bash.org #184381:\n \n<AL9000> I think it would be funny to bust up into somewhere wearing a trenchcoat and start shooting people with a brightly colored Super Soaker, and then after the intitial shock is over and people are laughing or getting pissed off, you pull out a real gun and start taking them down\n<AL9000> But that's just me
bash.org #184416:\n \n<ped> man hotmail is so gay\n<ped> ecspecially now\n<JC_Omega> ped, I've told you before its hotmail not www.hotmale.com\n<@SJr> LOL
bash.org #184461:\n \nRegEdit: Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste. Wow. Even toothpaste can be extreme\nhyt: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH... and to the next event... extreme gargling\nRegEdit: It's called bukkake\nhyt: Ewww
bash.org #184504:\n \n<MJL> The only thing that pisses me off is when someone randomly enters my room at night during happy time.\n<MJL> It's like a mad scramble to look innocent\n<MJL> And it's a lose lose situation\n<MJL> Because it's obvious you're trying to cover it up\n<MJL> But I guess it's better than staring at your mother with your penis hanging out and asking what's up.
bash.org #184529:\n \nsUpRbritt420: im writing a persuasive essay on why the drinking age should be lowered and breathalyzers should be installed in cars while they are being built\nsUpRbritt420: how do you write a persuasive essay ------like are you allowed to ask a question?\nVV1Z0: Sure\nVV1Z0: You can start with a question like "Ever wondered why there are so many underage drinking arrests? Because it's fun, that's why.  We should let teenagers get as drunk as they want, so long as they don't hurt others."
bash.org #184538:\n \n<RDrR> FUCK FUCK FUCK\n<RDrR> i was tryin to do that spray whippd cream snorting thing\n<RDrR> i filled my entire fukin nasal cavity with whipped cream\n<RDrR> fuck its bleedin
bash.org #184655:\n \nlongislandicedtea: What about New Jersey? It has all the glamour of NYC with half the price\nBarbiefromBR: whats in jersey \nlongislandicedtea: Nothing\nlongislandicedtea: Toxic waste
bash.org #184664:\n \n[ Smitten ] My computer just asked me if i wanted to install 'Icons for blind users'....\n[ Smitten ] HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?!!?!?!?!
bash.org #184863:\n \n<Pursey> Spam has dropped to new lows\n<Pursey> THIS IS WHERE THE CLITORIS IS LOCATED    XSGS\n<Murphy> is that with gps coordinates?
bash.org #184957:\n \n( jamesog )  grr\n( jamesog )  heh, milk seems to stain CD-Rs rather well\n( kevin )  dude thats not milk
bash.org #185063:\n \n<Jenova4> i eat whatever's in the panty\n<NeroMan> I am lightweight\n<Jenova4> pantry*\n<MattW> what the\n<Karva> YES! \n<MattW> whoa\n<MattW> whoa
bash.org #185213:\n \n<@Blaxthos> you spin ?\n<@fpod> used to do some dancehall and dub reggae spinning\n<@Blaxthos> trance and funky breaks here\n<@Blaxthos> mostly the former\n<@Blaxthos> have we had this conversation ? :)\n<@fpod> mostly for myself and the annoyance of people that came to BBQs and parties.\n<@Blaxthos> hah\n<@fpod> yes we have\n<@Blaxthos> you should smoke more weed\n<@Blaxthos> so we can have it repeatedly\n<@Blaxthos> without the annoyance of remembering previous times
bash.org #185353:\n \n<Caedar[SOT]> God, I hate people with no game experience who work at game stores.\n<Kaelo[LoR]> yeah me too Caedar[SOT] ... You want what?  Gay Sex 2?\n<Kaelo[LoR]> *sigh* nonono, DEUS EX 2
bash.org #185361:\n \n<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!\n<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for\n<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"\n<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.\n<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.\n<ctone> ...\n<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org\n<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.
bash.org #185398:\n \nMario has joined #teens\n<Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here\n<Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another chatroom
bash.org #185593:\n \n<faded> i found a pocket pussy in my cousins room last night\n<SpaceGoat> even fat chicks\n<SpaceGoat> hahaha\n<dfury> hahaha\n<faded> so i put it in the dish washer\n<faded> to clean it so i could use it \n<faded> and it fucking melted
bash.org #185611:\n \n<whitcomb> there's this thing on the news about what to do if someone cheats on you\n<whitcomb> the simple answer, whether this is a relationship or a video game, is to kill them
bash.org #186343:\n \n<SpAz> watch me rap\n<SpAz> <rap>\n<SpAz> yo yo yo\n<SpAz> nigga bitch hoe\n<SpAz> slap fuck bling\n<SpAz> bling eskalizzle beeoch\n<SpAz> yo\n<SpAz> word.\n<SpAz> </rap>\n* McBilliam applauds\n<Wyder> glad to see you listen to music.... (sarcastic)\n<SpAz> thank you my record contract is in the mail with def jamz
bash.org #186668:\n \n<LexMortis> you know what would be nasty?\n<LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals"
bash.org #186807:\n \n<Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to ourselves :-p\n<Alain> yup, just you and me :-)\n* Comatosis gets naked\n<Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her to think i chat with perverts\n* Comatosis put his clothes back on\n<Comatosis> sorry
bash.org #186873:\n \n<luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a calendar factory?\n\nthey each got 6 months\n<djmaximus16> hm ?\n<djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them\n<djmaximus16> what happeend
bash.org #187073:\n \n<Oceania> you penetrate my mouth\n<Oceania> your in-and-outs are furious\n<Oceania> sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth\n<Oceania> you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth\n<Oceania> good ol' toothbrush
bash.org #187110:\n \npaper: shit\npaper: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?!\npaper: shit i gotta warn bob
bash.org #187136:\n \n* Eudoxus has joined #math\n<Eudoxus> Can anyone help me write 1/(x^2-3x+2) as a power series in x and find its radius of convergence?\n<vrover> No\n<vrover> But we can give you a lollipop\n<vrover> Have a lollipop?
bash.org #187228:\n \n<Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between genders.  Anyone got any point they think I should make?\n<Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina
bash.org #187355:\n \n<Ich> broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window
bash.org #187385:\n \n<mizery> woot, I so got owned\n<mizery> my laptop is dead\n<aabnusar> ?\n<Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION\n* aabnusar laughs at mizery\n<Rhodz> lol\n<Rhodz> HARD DISK\n<Rhodz> LMAO\n<Rhodz> omfg\n<aabnusar> lol\n<Rhodz> wow what a typo to make
bash.org #187415:\n \n<g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.  What is it.\n<pip> last name\n<pip> no wait\n<pip> penis
bash.org #187498:\n \ntaz10021: sleeeeep\nVindicateD: Writing Paaaaaper\ntaz100: lol\ntaz100: you're still awake?\ntaz100: heh\nVindicateD: No...this is the world's smartest away message talking.\nVindicateD: ;)\ntaz100: not if you couldn't figure out that was rhetorical\ntaz100: ;-)\nVindicateD: touche
bash.org #187608:\n \n<Kris> fuck!  someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment!\n<Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00
bash.org #187661:\n \n<_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife died Ive been VERY depressed"\n<SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel
bash.org #187846:\n \n<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial\n<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!
bash.org #187922:\n \n* sipr has joined #winprog\n<sipr> Where can I find information on dynamic data exchange?\n<drano> 1994
bash.org #187930:\n \nFlint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D\nFlint62704: Roll a d[1,6]\nFlint62704: I got 4.4546347578554!\nFlint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left\nFlint62704: You lose
bash.org #187938:\n \n<Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims : Superstar\n<Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out with Makin' Magic\n<Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies?\n<Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler
bash.org #188022:\n \nkhoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me\nkhoveraki: I don't know much about it\nkhoveraki: did we even finish that one?\nScreamer499: Nope.\nScreamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad\nkhoveraki: figures\nkhoveraki: any of our guys still there?\nScreamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man.\nScreamer499: so yeah.\nScreamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.
bash.org #188210:\n \n<PotatoSan> Why in the hell is King Boo a heavyweight character in Double Dash?\n<PotatoSan> HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING GHOST!
bash.org #188238:\n \n<guider> i fucking hate my biology teacher\n<garfep> why?\n<guider> hes such an asshole, he treats me like his fucking personal assistant\n<guider> he has me file shit for him and like make his lesson plans and shit while he sits and flirts with the chicks in my class\n<guider> so i'm skipping his stupid class tomorrow\n<garfep> you should just leave and be like "suck my cock"\n<guider> i bet if i was a girl he would
bash.org #188572:\n \n<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
bash.org #188575:\n \n<ogg> i'm gonna invent a cereal called raisin hell
bash.org #188680:\n \ntigeraid: another baby?\ntigeraid: jesus christ lady it's a vagina, not a clown car
bash.org #189055:\n \n<A_Witt> it's 1:45 am and I swear I just heard somone walking down the street playing a trumpet
bash.org #189149:\n \n<Ironballs> State media have said the orgy at a five-star hotel in the coastal city of Zhuhai in Guangdong province in September involved about 400 Japanese tourists and 500 Chinese prostitutes. \n<Ironballs> talk about improving internation relations
bash.org #189165:\n \n<Yoshio> OMG\n<Yoshio> MY FIREWALL\n<Yoshio> IS BLOCKING\n<Yoshio> PORN!!\n<`Bloodlust> lmao\n<Yoshio> ahh much better..\n<Yoshio> although i am looking at tubgirl.\n<Yoshio> ewww.\n<Yoshio> that so cant be real
bash.org #189167:\n \n<slayer4si> hey does anyone have a good version of Hackers?\n<slayer4si> or can get one?\n<zMonk> no, but I could mail a pointy stick you could use to poke one of your eyes out, if that helps
bash.org #189174:\n \n<SaBoTaGeR> A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. \n<SaBoTaGeR> The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? " The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n<SaBoTaGeR> "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that? asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up"
bash.org #189180:\n \n<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us\n<Quizical> heh\n<PunMeister> lol\n<The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection\n<[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet\n<[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D\n<[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer\n<[GSF]Nitro> 8D
bash.org #189197:\n \n<calgar> haha that's true. i beleve it's like 30% sweedish users on dalnet\n<Cola-Kattn> yes, and the other 70% is playing counter-strike
bash.org #189206:\n \n* God (lordalmighty@4061ecdd.yphigh01.heaven.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #ssboards\n* God was kicked by Satan (Satan)\n<Satan> No.
bash.org #189209:\n \n<aux_> i got gigs like i got ladies\n<c0al> ? ur hard drive crashed/\n<c0al> ??
bash.org #189236:\n \n* Secuerity (GAROZEN@66.212.43.19) has joined #guns\n* Secuerity (GAROZEN@66.212.43.19) has left #guns\n<MrSk8r> wow a bad spellet\n<MrSk8r> peller\n<MrSk8r> speller\n<Marcus`> lol\n<MrSk8r> severs me right\n<MrSk8r> serves\n<MrSk8r> fuck
bash.org #189267:\n \n<Alberto> Fucking women.\n<Mouse> You know what else I hate?\n<Alberto> Asians?\n<Reverend> Me?\n<Mouse> No, no.\n<Mouse> Think on a wider scale.\n<Alberto> Asians AND Rev?\n<Reverend> Two of me?\n<Mouse> The answer is everything.\n<Alberto> Ah. You walking cliche.
bash.org #189288:\n \n<bayoab> If i take the hard drive out, will it lose all the information?\n<Quixzlizx> not if you have a floppy drive!
bash.org #189296:\n \n* SLingmas sets mode: +b *!*@*\n<@SLingmas> it's ok\n<@SLingmas> I had subway for lunch
bash.org #189375:\n \n-->	Colt (~Colt@*********.*******.net) has joined #lobby\n<Colt>	............................\n<Colt>	...............\n<Colt>	.............\n<Colt>	.\n<Alek>	.......................\n<Alek>	...........\n<Alek>	..\n<Colt>	...\n<edisk>	what is this, some kind of lame winamp visualization?
bash.org #189491:\n \n<Da5id> bwahahahahahaha!\n<Da5id> k\n<Da5id> check this stuff out\n<Da5id> the sign at the student eating facility that i work at says "babcock frozen yogurt"\n<Da5id> but 'babcock' is on one line, and 'frozen yogurt' is on the other\n<Da5id> and there's two switches for the sign\n<Da5id> now, one would THINK that one switch would be for "babcock" and the other for "frozen yogurt"\n<Da5id> but no\n<Da5id> one switch is for "bab/frozen"\n<Da5id> and the other is for "cock/yogurt"\n<%Freakazoid> lol\n<Da5id> we just closed, like, an hour ago\n<Da5id> guess what the sign was left saying?\n<Da5id> O:)
bash.org #189549:\n \n<Kunda> I wanna see a Jerry Springer episode where a Scientologist gets into a scrag with a Raelian when they can't agree which planet humans were sent to earth from
bash.org #189605:\n \n<sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me.\n* GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with\n<sjh> What's her name?\n<GeminiGIrl> candy\n<sjh> Candy is a sluts name.\n<GeminiGirl> um... natalie then\n<sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch\n<GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie\n<sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know.
bash.org #189779:\n \n<Buckweed> Tell me who do you think would be smarter, a surgeon or a programmer?\n<UltraNewt> surgeon of course\n<glix> programmer\n<glix> unless he's a programmer for microsoft, then...
bash.org #189795:\n \n* Malik_Ishtar begins to get impotent \n<Malik_Ishtar> :O \n<Malik_Ishtar> impatient \n* Malik_Ishtar dies
bash.org #189807:\n \n<sequence> Finally, in 1976, the Court held that discrimination against men was just as much a violation of the Constitution as discrimination against women. This decision involved an Oklahoma statute permitting women to buy beer at the age of 18 but denying men the same right until they reached the age of 21.\n<sequence> i wonder what the reasoning for that law was\n<Blaxthos> uh\n<Blaxthos> drunk girls put out
bash.org #189817:\n \nRadish Attack: I'm so happy I could shit a kitten
bash.org #189840:\n \n<Kosh> in LotR all the elves sailed to the "undying lands" to the west.  Continental drift caused those lands to move further north and eventually they were left to spend eternity making toys for their new red-suited overlord
bash.org #189842:\n \n(@Big_Daddy) that reminds me, Beer i've lost 30 lbs :D\n(@nwar) thats like throwing a deck chair off the titanic :P
bash.org #189871:\n \n<rade> so have u got a tree up yet?\n<Selexion> like a file tree?\n<Selexion> ?\n<rade> a christmas tree..
bash.org #189945:\n \n<General> i love it when people bitch in a bar about smoking, though\n<General> it's like "hey pal, i don't want to get lung cancer while i'm over here getting liver disease"
bash.org #189997:\n \n<Catatonia> I wonder.. how much the american soldiers who found Saddam will get paid :)\n<Andrea> catatonia, the guy who gave him up gets $25 million!\n<Catatonia> phwoar!\n<nibbler> its iraqi powerball
bash.org #190051:\n \n<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
bash.org #190157:\n \n<@Tezza> ROFLOLWOALDFVGWKLDBNMKEB NEWNBCUNTBLINGLOJEVFFRILS\n<+Franschie> Wow, somebody else figure the acronym out\n<pdRichard> rolling on the floor laughing out loud with only a large dick fucking very grandly within kevin's large, drunken buttocks nearly missing kevin's eerie blood?\n<@cky> lmao\n<@cky> and the second part?\n<@Tezza> LOL\n<pdRichard> never eaten wank, never been cum under, never took blowjobs - lying. into neverland goes laura, over jeff's evil veranda! final fantasy really is loadsa shit.\n<@cky> lol\n<@Tezza> lmao\n<@Tezza> Magic
bash.org #190199:\n \n<Mooseka> IF GOD IS SO POWERFUL, WHY DID IT TAKE 7 DAYS TO CREATE THE EARTH.\n<Mooseka> AND IF IT DID TAKE 7 DAYS, HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE?\n<Mooseka> A PRETTY LONG TIME I'D THINK!\n<Cef> to god a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is liek a day\n<Cef> thats in the bible\n<Mooseka> SO IT TOOK GOD 7000 YEARS TO MAKE THE EARTH?\n<Mooseka> HOW THE FUCK IS HE POWERFUL THEN\n<Mooseka> I COULD MAKE THE EARTH OUT OF LEGOS IN 7000 YEARS.
bash.org #190241:\n \n<Neo-Tokyo> wouldnt you say suicide is a permenant solution to a temporary problem?\n<`[6]> I'm a Buddhist, I'd say suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
bash.org #190258:\n \n<Taz^> i seen your picutre\n<Taz^> your like what 14 or 15\n<Kevin666> 14, and alot smarter then you, in meny ways
bash.org #190273:\n \n<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3\n<Sion> haha\n<Sion> wtf did i just type
bash.org #190279:\n \n<DY357LX> Anyone know where I can find some "good" kitten juggling websites?
bash.org #190336:\n \n[@KiD_Zer0] i have to write about an incident in my life I can describe as a natural disaster\n[Sub-Zer0] your birth
bash.org #190535:\n \nQuaestor> how frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?\nArchon11> 7 times in the US and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.
bash.org #190541:\n \nLordKasreyn:  Don't think of them as obituaries; think of them as love classifieds for necrophiliac morticians!
bash.org #190581:\n \naudiobob: dude\naudiobob: 4 real\naudiobob: shut up\naudiobob: noone wants to look or talk about your cock\ntitikaka: audiobob my apache logs say otherwise
bash.org #190712:\n \n<Harl> micheal jkackson is being charged\n<Harl> FINNALY\n<Harl> its ironic tho\n<Harl> if he goes to jail\n<Harl> Its ironic, because he who sodomized children, will now be sodomized by big men\n<Rei> Lol\n<Zord`r`> well did he actually sodomize the children?\n<Zord`r`> and not just someone wanting alot of cash\n<Zord`r`> and frame some famous singer?\n<Harl> true\n<Harl> ive never heard of white ugly women sodmizing little boys
bash.org #190724:\n \n<davidbrit2>	MS should change the XBox slogan.\n<davidbrit2>	"It's good to play together" doesn't quite cut it.\n<DevilWarrior>	heh.\n<davidbrit2>	I think "Misery loves company" captures the spirit of the XBox.
bash.org #190832:\n \n<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story about a thunderstorm."  \n<Robohunk>   \n<Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.
bash.org #190965:\n \n<Emokid01> I am always tempted to mumble "zerg rush" under my breath when I see Koreans on campus.
bash.org #191037:\n \n<Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.
bash.org #191063:\n \n<Toller> hey jaimer\n<jaimer> hey\n<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby\n<jaimer> excuse me?\n<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight\n<Toller> right?\n<jaimer> You stupid shit\n<Toller> ? \n<Toller> What?\n<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right\n<Toller> you know it is, duh. \n<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer\n<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit\n<Toller> hah!\n<Toller> what's\n<Toller> your joking right/\n<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you. \n<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny\n<Toller> Jaime?\n<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho\n<Toller> fuck\n<Toller> Fuck!\n<psmylie> best run, boy\n*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )\n<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie. \n<jaimer> lol\n<psmylie> brilliant... but evil\n<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways
bash.org #191082:\n \n<Feranis> Is it bad...\n<Feranis> When this:\n<Feranis> )=\n<Feranis> Vividly reminds me of the planetary ion cannon they had on Hoth?\n<Gararion> what?\n<Gararion> ah lol\n<Zork> That's bad. It's a frowny-face, not an ion cannon\n<Zork> dork
bash.org #191097:\n \n<DownKaos> dude I think free willy and tupac are hiding in cuba together
bash.org #191121:\n \n<brenty> Did you guys know there are boobs on the internet?\n<IAMUNNOTICED> yeah\nbrenty> I just found out today.\n<En1gma> brent, there is a fundementual flaw in that\n<En1gma> you can't grope them!\n<En1gma> *shakes head*\n<En1gma> man..\n<brenty> Like hell I can't!\n<brenty> I can print them and put them on a stuffed animal, idiot.
bash.org #191171:\n \n<xScoobyxDoo42ox> "My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate," he told the US troops in English, according to Major Bryan Reed, operations officer for the 1st Brigade, 4th Infantry Division.\n<xScoobyxDoo42ox> hahaha\n<xScoobyxDoo42ox> i used that on the cops last week
bash.org #191182:\n \nJustAnotherFetus: If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be Canada.
bash.org #191305:\n \n<Kyre> ... \n<GreenFux> ...?\n<Kyre> I'm re-enacting Final Fantasy 8\n<Kyre> err I mean ...
bash.org #191350:\n \n<Rayt> I blame Jesus for everything\n<Shu> I BLAME IT ALL ON ALLAH.\n<Rayt> Allah is kewl in my book\n<Rayt> If you can convince people to blow themself up in your name, you've done well in life
bash.org #191423:\n \n<Plank> there's a special halloween version of goatse! the image if modified so it looked like a halloween pumpkin! www.goatse.cx\n<Suave\|Away> Bloody hell.\n<Suave\|Away> And I clicked it, too.
bash.org #191532:\n \n<Zeroflowne>what is the name of that oral sex move that can kill your partner? \n<sHaDoWkAiO>The oral sex "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cunnilingus?
bash.org #192096:\n \n<Agent_Mono> vote for me to be op and you will go to heaven\n<ZestyO> lol\n<ZestyO> great campaign\n<ZestyO> you work for the bush administration?\n<Seraya> Sure sounds like it.
bash.org #192099:\n \n(Crazy) my shampoo is for blonde people :/\n(topher) the instructions are in big letters ?
bash.org #192115:\n \n<pakman> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink\n<goatasaur> but they're fun to poke at
bash.org #192129:\n \n<Snoody> I am wearing a sports bra. It makes my boobs look all flat and weird.\n<tanjo> as opposed to ?
bash.org #192136:\n \n<Pascal> Aieee!  On a company's resume submission form:  What level of education do you possess?  yes  no\n* Pascal answers 'yes'\n<fEk> Who would answer 'no' to that? :)\n<Pascal> The person who designed this form?
bash.org #192153:\n \n<Adora> you know what I just realized boobs are really good for?\n<Enigma> holding stuff up?\n<Adora> they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds\n<Adora> all soft and squishy\n<Enigma> really? who knew\n<Adora> no hard edges\n<Enigma> my next guess was going to be luring sexually deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer problems
bash.org #192173:\n \n<Jim> The blue man group is a complete ripoff of the smurfs
bash.org #192191:\n \n<PoofServ> WOOHOO! My mom is getting off!
bash.org #192195:\n \n<LadyLazaruss> LOL my student just sent me an email with the subject line "hey baby"\n<Allahkat> HAHAHAHA\n<bunnie> whoa\n<LadyLazaruss> closely followed with an "oops... disregard that last email!!!"\n<Loser> hahahaha\n<Allahkat> LMFAO
bash.org #192267:\n \n<burntash> try this shit on for a size, a telemarketer just called me and when i answered hello they told me "please hold on, all our staff are currently busy"
bash.org #192384:\n \n<MadTom> Man\n<MadTom> Bob the Builder porn is hard to find
bash.org #192433:\n \n-([AfZ]Curse)- i just ripped the most putrid fart ever \n\n-([AfZ]Curse)- and my fucking dog looked at me and walked out of my room
bash.org #192469:\n \n<codespace> who is the father of genetics?\n<codespace> mendel?\n<Swish> Dr. Genetalia\n<codespace> go team.
bash.org #192474:\n \n* vryxnr does a happy dance again\n<vryxnr> :D\n<vryxnr> @--<\n<vryxnr> @-\|-<\n<vryxnr> @-?-<\n<vryxnr> oops\n<Keioto> hahah\n<Keioto> you broke your arm
bash.org #192531:\n \n<riesto>  So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class.\n<tumnest>  How'd you determine that?\n<riesto>  One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses.\n<riesto>  So if you're reading this, students, GET TO FUCKING WORK!  MODULE 10!
bash.org #192619:\n \n<cayde> It's getting harder to get a summer job these days\n<tam> cayde: maybe cos it is winter?
bash.org #192741:\n \n<@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: And with the clicking, came the ticking, of the page that was no more\n<@MrAnderson> Renegade0FX: Quoth the server, 404
bash.org #192769:\n \n<xa-mua> i think i'll go rent seabiscuit\n<reboot> you leave my wife alone
bash.org #192834:\n \n<Min1ster> I have been captured My Regime has fallen and my sons are dead. But I have some good news..... I just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to Geico
bash.org #192848:\n \n<DthPool> Im trying to milk myself\n<DthPool> its not working\n<DthPool> my nipples hurt\n<TranceDude88> say  hello to bash.org
bash.org #192857:\n \n<Yurijin> HOLY CRAP\n<Yurijin> i was playing a song\n<SoSul> hellos\n<Yurijin> and forgot i left some porn video in the play list\n<Yurijin> and all of a sudden\n<Drayth> ROFL\n<MonopolyMan> XD.\n<Yurijin> "AHHHH <music ends>" "OHH OHH OH <slobber> OHHH"
bash.org #192888:\n \n<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that one" mode?
bash.org #192957:\n \n<darklink570> tubgirl is like the luigi to goatse's mario
bash.org #192961:\n \n<[RIT]Vyper> RIT women are like parking spaces. They're either taken or handicapped.
bash.org #193026:\n \n<ndruo> i'm usig my onscreen keyboard\n<ndruo> i's very triksies\n<ndruo> he ltters re vry mall\n<NeroMan> Translation: The letters are very small.\n<ndruo> this will enhance my FPS skills\n<SuperJoe> What's the translation for that?\n<NeroMan> Translation: This will enhance my sexual ability.\n<ndruo> i hte you.\n<ndruo> GOD\n<NeroMan> Translation: I love you, GENERAL ZOD\n<ndruo> iffclt is this\n<ndruo> :(\n<NeroMan> Translation: This is difficult to the point I am saddened\n<SuperJoe> General Zod is pretty cool, I'll admit.\n<ndruo> 8=======D translte this\n<NeroMan> Translation: "My penis is small enough that I can make a life size depiction of it using IRC text."
bash.org #193061:\n \n<drew> um..quick..does anybody remember how to make a cat vomit?
bash.org #193137:\n \n<I_D> what's this I hear about you and the arab army?\n<bugkiller> I_D: nha.. but the Israeli defense army didnt accept me to intellegence devision for some fucked up reason\n<[-Locky-]> get on one of your jockey camels \n<[-Locky-]> and haul ass over here\n<I_D> he can't locky\n<I_D> that's a military vehicle over there
bash.org #193180:\n \n<drakin> 6666666666666op''''''\n<drakin> sorry, turn my back and a kitty sits on the keyboard..\n<Stokesy> fuck you all you fucking fuckers\n<Stokesy> sorry, that was my parrot\n<drakin> isnt it spelt torrettes..
bash.org #193186:\n \n<ld>: my parents got really pissed at me for my grades\n<leet eskimo>: sux to be you\n<ld>: but i ownd their faces off\n<leet eskimo>: how\n<ld>: well "i cant belive you have a 50 in gym"  "it's ok, i had subway for lunch"
bash.org #193198:\n \n<@Infinik> Do you think the Matrix ever gets netsplits?\n<warpunk> Sure.\n<@Infinik> Quits: Trinity (smith.matrix.com jackson.matrix.com)\n<@Infinik> Quits: Morpheus (Quit: Observe the powers of the red pill, bitch)\n<@Infinik> Smith has been kicked by Neo (Cloner) (-M-a-t-r-i-x-)\n<warpunk> Heh.\n<Swanky-Tuna> Why would you take a pill from a bald black man in the middle of nowhere?\n<warpunk> Cuz I paid for 'em!\n<Swanky-Tuna> there was a flash about that\n<Swanky-Tuna> everybody started smiling as he was passing out\n<warpunk> All your matrix are belong to us.\n<Swanky-Tuna> and trinity was just a crossdresser\n<@Infinik> Haha\n<Infinik> "The Trinity?" "The Trinity who hacked the IRS d-base?" "That was a long time ago." "I thought you were a guy." "That was a long time ago too."
bash.org #193247:\n \n<[K]orangeboy> nah, i live in wales, which is like the dirty retarded cousin that lives chained in the basement of the uk
bash.org #193314:\n \n<Jonathan> anyone here seen the movie pi?\n<Yesenia> yea, I saw it 3.14 times.
bash.org #193322:\n \n<Fox_Jenny> alan, please dont wear socks tonight\n<Borlath_Mon> Yeah. Use a condom, you cheap fucker
bash.org #193342:\n \n<Godsey> I have a great idea for a porn movie\n<Godsey> Humping Dumpty\n<_megan_> we had a 70 year old man fixing our huge fence while you sat your ass and watched him\n<Godsey> all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't satisfy Dumpty again\n<mannyh> haha
bash.org #193399:\n \n<SumGeye> I met God once.\n<Bern> Ok...\n<SumGeye> Yeah. He was on the same bus as me. He smelt like whiskey.
bash.org #193438:\n \n<Lemmih> a_shadow: You could start rollerskating. That was how I meet my first girlfriend.\n<Sonarman> or you could just masturbate to porn
bash.org #193439:\n \n<Chocoboko> I wonder what things would have been like had Square stuck with Nintendo.\n<DragonFogel> I doubt we'd see FFT. =P\n<Soulcleaver> Imagine FF7- with all the "objectionable" and "offensive" material removed.\n<Indogutsu> <Barret> You Shinra are the vermin, robbing the Planet of its dreams! And that makes you King Vermin! So hush your mouth, you... you... jackaninny!
bash.org #193460:\n \nyouatemypancreas: Dammit.\nyouatemypancreas: Diablo won't work. it keeps minimizing itself. >_<\nAreku: *pats.*\nAreku: Oh hey. I've got a great plan.\nyouatemypancreas: Oh?\nAreku: I'm going to set up a murder. And just before I murder the person, I'm going to ask. "Are you scared?" And when they say yes, I'll reply "You shouldn't be, you're on Scare tactics!" Then when they're all happy, and relieved they're not going to die.. I'll stab 'em good.
bash.org #193571:\n \n<OwnerDemon> Subliminal (kill) messaging (your) is (parents) awesome!
bash.org #193625:\n \n* Kosaku has Lee raped by some random tentacles.\n* Lee dies.\n<Tash> Shit.\n<Tash> Its Rape 'o clock.\n<Kyle> ..\n<Kyle> What?\n<Tash> Oh wait.\n<Tash> I'm reading my watch wrong.
bash.org #193646:\n \n<Bonz> Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.
bash.org #193777:\n \n<[HCC]Freeman> Yiff is another way of saying fuck? Awesome.\n<Cel> ....uh huh.\n<Mage[CS]> "I want to yiff you like an animal..."
bash.org #193779:\n \n<ducklord> You may think I'm retarded, but I actually know some things\n<ducklord> Like the square root of my telephone number
bash.org #193820:\n \nashgromnies: Let's play some Oregon Trail\ntechnocloak: I've never played that game since fourth grade . . . the character I named after myself DIED on my birthday.
bash.org #193892:\n \n<ascian> why do you guys need a car?\n<Odat> cause people look at you funny when you run down the highway making vroom noises with your mouth
bash.org #194098:\n \nhottieanda69er69: i was like haveing a hudge organism in the shower
bash.org #194117:\n \n<Mike> WTF\n<Mike> MY TOASTER IS ON FUCKING FIRE\n<Mike> BRB
bash.org #194253:\n \n<chanman3> does irc stay open on christmas
bash.org #194258:\n \n<Thom`Manson> "The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children."\n<Manboy> hahaha\n<Manboy> OH YEAH\n<Manboy> (sobbing)\n<Thom`Manson> hahahaha\n<Manboy> OH YEAH!!!\n<Thom`Manson> hahaha
bash.org #194401:\n \n<@HollowmaN> The goverment was sterilizing retarded people for a few decades but stopped in the 70's. luckily i was born in the 80's
bash.org #194561:\n \n<Bota> well, either my balls smell like propane, or my propane smells like balls : either way i think we have a problem
bash.org #194628:\n \n<[SA]Mastiff> No.  You are underage, and should not drink.\n<[SA]Mastiff> Go back to playing with Legos.\n<MaryFuckingPoppins> I don't have any Legos =(\n<Rigel> Fuck you Mastiff, Legos kick ass\n<Rigel> I set them up as the OPFOR while playing with my Moses Action Figure and army men\n<Rigel> The Legos lost because moses had the Ark of the Convenant\n<Rigel> And just like in the Bible it shot lightning and stuff.\n<Rigel> And then the Army Men put the legos in a concentration camp and that was the end of the Third Reich\n<Rigel> And THEN Moses beat hitlers face in with the Ten Commandments\n<Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Be a Faggotyass Dictator"\n<Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Raise the Undead"\n<Rigel> "Thou Shalt not put foxy agents in skintight leather and give them silenced Sten guns"\n<Rigel> And then back into the Time Portal he jumped, taking the army men with him!\n<Rigel> I should film this shit
bash.org #194647:\n \n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> holy\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> fucking\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> what?\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> dudes\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> if any of you have rats in the house\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> WASH YOUR FUCKING WANK RAGS REGULARLY\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> ...\n<[dSx]awpMAN> wtf?\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> you're kidding, right?\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> dude\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i am fucking serious\n<[dSx]awpMAN> not all of us have wank rags, dumbass\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> so i had this wank rag i forgot about and left in a corner of the room under some shit right\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i find it today and it has FUCKING HOLES IN IT RIGHT AT THE STAINS\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> and there's RAT SHIT ALL OVER IT\n<[dSx]tiMeCop> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA\n<[dSx]awpMAN> idiot, hahahahahahahaha\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> fuck\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> i'm going to have trouble sleeping now that i know that SOME FUCKING RAT IN MY HOUSE ATE MY SEMEN\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> dude\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> yea\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> i love you\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> i really do\n<[dSx]h34dsh0t> but it would be a crime not to submit this to bash\n<[dSx]kiLLmAsta> NO WAIT FUCK
bash.org #194678:\n \n<Lafarga> bada: I'm throwing peanuts at your head at this moment.\n<bada> funny, I dont feel them\n<Lafarga> bada: That's because you're thousands of miles away, across the internet, so my peanuts are bouncing off my monitor instead.
bash.org #194770:\n \n* Spin2 has quit IRC (Quit: On the roof of the Church of the Future, Malgaard gets the amulet. His powers are increased by a factor of nothing. Plus wearing the amulet around his neck makes him look like a gay disco dancer.)
bash.org #194777:\n \n<MaoistBanker> The Olsen Twins Announce Where They Will Go To College.............\n<MaoistBanker> NEW YORK UNIVERSITY, You can bet they will be getting a torrent of applications for the summer and fall semesters.\n<WhatTheChrist> lol remember last time new york had a set of twins \n<Smackbilly> Yeah, they went down on a lot of people.
bash.org #194887:\n \n<Shanaynay> HEY FAGS \n<oval> Shanaynay, how in the HELL are you gonna say "hey fags" when your nick is Shanaynay? ;) \n<Shanaynay> OH NO YOU DIDN'T \n<Shanaynay> I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST DIS THE NAME MY MOMMA GAVE ME
bash.org #194906:\n \n<sincere> there was a huge protest here \n<sincere> i walked out into the middle of it \n<sincere> i was like \n<sincere> get away hippies \n<sincere> im only trying to get to the liquor store
bash.org #195132:\n \n<Eck> British Prime Minister: I hope this can signal a reconciliation and a unity of the Iraqi people meaning freedom and hope for the people against whom the atrocities have been committed etc. \n<Eck> American Guy: WE GOT HIM! YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
bash.org #195212:\n \nDaniel: heh i met this chick online who had laser eye surgery today, she lives in California\nNick: and?\nDaniel: and there was also an earthquake in california today
bash.org #195964:\n \n<Shaft> this is nice, customer calls in and opens a troubleticket, hes been suspended for non pay and his CC declined. Only way to turn abck on is by certified funds\n<Shaft> heres the kicker\n<Shaft> They are a collection agency
bash.org #195969:\n \n<TXTerron> wanna know whats geeky?\n<Jennifer> hmm?\n<TXTerron> I'm driving down the road\n<Jennifer> I drove down the road today too...\n<Jennifer> Wait, You mean you're on irc in your truck?\n<TXTerron> yeah, using my wireless card\n<Jennifer> ^___^\n<Jennifer> Jason, is that safe?\n<TXTerron> na, i just type with one hand while I'm driving and halfway watch the road, its cool, dont worry\n<Jennifer> You're good with typing with one hand?\n<TXTerron> shaddup :D\n<TXTerron> FUCK\n<TXTerron> i just rear ended a lady\n<TXTerron> brb :(
bash.org #196025:\n \n<m00> Why does the mexican olympic team suck?\n<m00> everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
bash.org #196154:\n \n<APingLDer> So how did it go with that cheerleader from down the street that wanted to seduce you?\n<naeblis15> Well, I was going to go along, but at the last minute, I had one of those 'Grinch' moments, when my heart went up past my level, and Satan's and Stalin's and Hitler's and a few more levels, to where it was something like normal, and I decided that I should wait until I could have a meaningful relationship, not just casual sex with someone infinitely more popular and beautiful than I am.\n<APingLDer>...\n<APingLDer>...\n<APingLDer>And where was your brain at this point?\n<naeblis15>I don't know, but when he gets back he is so fucking grounded
bash.org #196258:\n \n<MakoClause> shit \n<MakoClause> i am so dead\n<MakoClause> there is this huge dent in our christmas ham\n<MakoClause> where i decided to liberate some of it for a sandwhich\n<MakoClause> but i liberated too much\n<Zappy-Holidays> dude\n<Zappy-Holidays> ham raeper\n<Zappy-Holidays> where are your morals\n<Zappy-Holidays> I know why you really carved out a little bit\n<Zappy-Holidays> *nudge* *nudge*\n<Zappy-Holidays> *wink* *wink*\n<MakoClause> dude\n<MakoClause> i didn't fuck the ham\n<Zappy-Holidays> U FUCKED THE HAM\n<Zappy-Holidays> HAM FUCKER\n<MakoClause> I DID NOT FUCK THE HAM!\n<Zappy-Holidays> UR FAMILY WILL EAT YOUR SEAMEN
bash.org #196311:\n \n<muffins> Okay, earlier, when I said "FUCK" and left, my grandfather came with a truck load of wood for me to cart someplace. Because "Good Christian Young Men" do things like use chainsaws and cart wood.\n<muffins> Another thing Good Christian Young Men do is shoot guns. And go to church. I think I'm failing.\n<RedBeard> muffins: so kill two birds with one stone. shoot guns in church.
bash.org #196317:\n \n<STEELE1381> I just spent about 10 minutes taking an online IQ test that popped up onto my screen.\n<STEELE1381> Then, when I was finished, they made me fill out all this registration stuff before giving me my score.\n<sirhc614> How'd you do?\n<STEELE1381> Judging by the fact that I game them my email address to find out a number representing my intelligence that they semi-randomly calculated, I think I failed.
bash.org #196333:\n \n<CAMeRON> i have the best new insult - cockgoggles\n<CAMeRON> aaHAEHaeH aeHaeHaeHaehaeH\n<KEiRAN> thats pretty pisspoor cameron\n<CAMeRON> SHUT UP, COCKGOGGLES\n<KEiRAN> yeah, i didnt see that one coming
bash.org #196362:\n \n<vindalou> but you know how all gossip has a grain of truth\n<Bishi> I heard your mom's a real dirty slut
bash.org #196386:\n \n<Santa> all these chocolate bullets\n<Biscram> isnt there something you're forgetting to do tonight santa\n<Santa> THE PRESENTS!?\n* Santa is away, (brb delivering presents)
bash.org #196411:\n \n<deo> theres a road near me called "the queens passage"\n<emsy> LMAO\n<deo> heh....the funny thing is....theres a pub next to it.........called "the kings head"......\n<emsy> ROTF
bash.org #196421:\n \n<fudge> wow\n<fudge> i am blessed\n<fudge> ffx-2 AND an AOL 9.0 disc\n<ShinakuTK_> ...some one gave you a AOHELL disk for a crimbo present?\n<fudge> i doubt it's a xmas present\n<fudge> i just get them all year then give them away at halloween to the kiddies\n<ShinakuTK_> lol
bash.org #196425:\n \n<ubmentor> guys..greatest dialogue ever\n<ubmentor> check this out\n<ubmentor> girl: oh my god, that was incredible\n<ubmentor> guy: yeah.. you're amazing.  you almost made me come\n<ubmentor> girl: what?! then what the hell did I swallow?!\n<SilentSnipa> hahaha
bash.org #196573:\n \nManghuntr9: i am taking a piece of KRAFT cheese to church with me in the hopes that i can get an extra piece of jesus and make a sandwich
bash.org #196725:\n \n<_pr1me> Nothing says christmas like handjobs in the olive garden bathroom for $2 a piece
bash.org #196793:\n \n<ElderGodSmack> The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a knife.
bash.org #196797:\n \n<EiNHanDeR MK II> does anyone find it peculiar that the winner of the running olympics is black, and the white guys always win rifle and accuracy competitions?
bash.org #197075:\n \n<Bijiy> SEABISCUIT!!!\n<[On-Air]NiM> Bijiy\n<[On-Air]NiM> I watched that movie with my mom\n<Bijiy> I did too\n<[On-Air]NiM> I will never watch a movie with my mom again\n<Bijiy> same\n<[On-Air]NiM> at the part in the stable she was like\n<[On-Air]NiM> WOW LOOK AT HOW BIG THE HORSES C0CK IS\n<Bijiy> heh\n<[On-Air]NiM> and I was like, OMG PLEASE NO...\n<Bijiy> hahahaha
bash.org #197437:\n \n<darklink570> at first i thought that "ping? pong!" was just chanserv making fun of my chinese heritage
bash.org #197652:\n \nLoRrigeer--: Dont dl porn\nULVENMASTER: i dont, im mature\nLoRrigeer--: you dl mature porn?\nULVENMASTER: no, im mature so i dont dl porn\nLoRrigeer--: so like ur married?
bash.org #197753:\n \n<Capt_Suicide> god fucking damnit\n<Capt_Suicide> my sister puked all over my toilet\n<Capt_Suicide> i just fucking cleaned that thing earlier from where nathan shit all over it\n<Capt_Suicide> good thing i bought that toilet bowl cleaner today\n<Kornered> what a rediculous thing to waste your money on\n<FaQz0r> get a dog\n<FaQz0r> dogs clean everything
bash.org #197845:\n \n<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/\n<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.\n<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait\n<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?\n<SRG> yes
bash.org #198076:\n \nSomethingTrifty: I'm vegetarian for a different reason\nSomethingTrifty: It's not because I like animals\nSomethingTrifty: i just fucking hate plants
bash.org #198132:\n \n<@SLing> anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make my family look like fools\n<@SLing> the other day we were at the grocery store\n<@SLing> and the first place was all the melons (like canteloupe, grapefruit, etc)\n<evolsoulx> mmhmm\n<@SLing> anyway I remembered hearing from some TV chef that before buying melons you're supposed to knock on them\n<@SLing> so\n<@SLing> I stood there\n<@SLing> for five minutes\n<@SLing> knocking on melons\n<@SLing> people started looking at me strange\n<evolsoulx> lol\n<@SLing> I was like "It's ok, the TV chef told me to"\n<Erik> lol\n<@SLing> I'd knock on one and be like "This one sounds fresh"\n<@SLing> long story short I don't have to go grocery shopping anymore
bash.org #198381:\n \n<Jeff>	god...yesterday morning sucked hard\n<Jeff>	I woke up and took a shower, when I got out to find clothes, I opened the dryer and as I was rummaging around, I saw a dollar, so im like yoink...then I found another dollar, im like yeah! some sucker lost their dollars........then I found my paycheck...then my wallet.
bash.org #198383:\n \n<Nemo> whoa\n<Nemo> i was like downstars\n<Nemo> making a sandwich\n<Nemo> and i started singing subconsciously\n<Nemo> and when i realized that i was making noises\n<Nemo> it turned out i was like screaming the theme song to crank yankers\n<Nemo> and like\n<Nemo> the lady next door called the cops and shit\n<Nemo> oh man\n<Nemo> :(
bash.org #198447:\n \n<Hackwiz> oh yeah plus today my dad's car ran out of gas on the way out of the exit towards crawford street and we started pushing then a cop came behind us, gave us a ride home to get keys to the car's trunk to get gas tank. then so I go back to get gas tank I walk through the field because I think it will be shorter than going around the corner and walking all the way down the highway.  I did not notice there was a mother fuc*ing stream there!!! i was like a mile down the highway and I said fuc* it so I tried,.... TRIED to jump the stream, came up short, broke through the ice and got full-body soaked, this was 3:40 pm, i had to work at 4, well I got out of the water, muddy and soaked. then i see a fuc*ing fuc*ing fuc*ing!!! barb wire fence!!! bitc*, i jump it slicing my thumb, i bleed, but it's aight. get the gas can and my computer games and crossover cable, start walking back home soaked, two hot girls stop and pull over to give me a ride home then i forogot, also the office smelled alcohol on my dad's breath so he said if my dad went back to drive the car home he would make sure he got arrested.\n<Hackwiz> How was your day?\n<LiKeM> OMG
bash.org #198452:\n \n<Dante> haha\n<Dante> <Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.\n<Brian> HAHAHAHAHAAHA\n<Dante> so GameCubes do have their use after all!
bash.org #198764:\n \n<Death> Hey, Jeff, how do you kill someone when they're on your nick?\n<Jeff> Oh, easy /ns ghost nick password\n<Death> Thanks.\n<Death> Die.\n*** Signoff: Jeff (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Death)))
bash.org #199293:\n \n<davidr> w00t! I installed a camera and a monitor ... the cam points at my door so I don't have to turn my head to see if somebody opens the door\n<iku> ;D\n<davidr> and now I'll start recording everything so I don't even have to listen to my family, I'll just watch it when I have time
bash.org #199298:\n \n<FyreDaug> fuckin ricers\n<FyreDaug> civics are like tampons, every pussy has one
bash.org #199300:\n \n<marduk> why do all the 14-year old girls at my school have completely impossible crushes, like orlando bloom?\n<marduk> why don't they go for someone more realistic?\n<marduk> like r. kelly.
bash.org #199315:\n \n<StarFreeze2> Cyber blackmail artists are shaking down office workers, threatening to delete computer files or install pornographic images on their work PCs unless they pay a ransom, police and security experts said.\n<Duffman> lol\n<Duffman> first, i'd tell em to trash all the fucking files they want. it's costing my boss money, not me\n<Duffman> then i'd tell em to put on all the porn they wanted. i can always use more\n<Duffman> gotta have something to do at work\n<StarFreeze2> yea lol\n<StarFreeze2> "we will put porn on your computer if you don't give us 2k"\n<StarFreeze2> response: hurry and send the porn, i am so fucking bored\n<StarFreeze2> second response: lesbian plz, if possible
bash.org #199336:\n \n<badaboom> who can help me ? i'm french and i don't know irc \n<Paladine> can't help you with the being french part, you are screwed their mate
bash.org #199421:\n \n<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?\n<tinman> er\n<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
bash.org #199561:\n \n<daMehTognoM> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize that I could be eating a slow learner.
bash.org #199850:\n \n<valetine_4_ever> Piracy is wrong\n<valetine_4_ever> Cool, but wrong\n<Kalen> But it feels oh so right.\n<Loony_BoB> It's not wrong\n<Loony_BoB> They just have laws against it
bash.org #200255:\n \n<SSilver2k> he worked on a server called Servix in a college, he asked this girl to log into her "servix" terminal...you can see how that conversation went.
bash.org #200545:\n \n* edude84 (~extremedu@24-164-185-144.hvc.rr.com) has joined #Help\n<edude84> dude\n<edude84> are there cheats for IRC?
bash.org #200726:\n \nVelociraptor: Do you have ne updog?\nSAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?\nVelociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u?
bash.org #200729:\n \n<efm> I'm sorry tbc, but I'm not interested in arguing with you. I prefer to argue with people who have some understanding of the way arguments are conducted.\n<tbc> Ouch.\n<tbc> And only a few days after jafo stabbed me in the face over the Internet. :-)\n<efm> that was rude of him.\n<jafo> It was a FRIENDLY stab in the face over the Internet.
bash.org #200737:\n \n<Rachtman> I can't wait to watch Dick Clark's ball drop.\n<Sharparoni> wow. never say that again, please.\n<Rachtman> haha
bash.org #200852:\n \nP][s7: Jez and I get in line for the bathroom, and every guy in line immediately pushes her to the front. She asks why, and they say, "Because you actually have to go." The door opens and three guys come out of the one-room bathroom together. The last one stops, says, "Oh wait, I have to pee," and heads back into the bathroom.
bash.org #200868:\n \n<EvilGenius> HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!\n<nykoelle> HAPPY NEW YEAR\n<solace> 2004!!\n<nykoelle> YAYA\n<nykoelle> !!!\n<nykoelle> </2003>\n<solace> HAPPY NEW YEARRRR\n<EvilGenius> rofl meg
bash.org #200875:\n \nOn new years eve a friend told me this: \nPsychism Alchemy: ugh I think I'm on my computer to much...\nPsychism Alchemy: someone just asked me what my resolution was as I answered 1600x1200...
bash.org #201015:\n \n<arsebadger> hasbro should make a 9/11-tribute jenga twin-pack
bash.org #201075:\n \n<Icebird> I was thinking the other day that it would be funny to put a window in my brother's old computer case and turn it into a hampster cage.. put a wheel in, say I got the new processor from AMD
bash.org #201293:\n \nWintyr: I totally emasculated my father.\nWintyr: I took my little brother and put him in my old ballet recital dress, put lipstick and a bow on him, and then paraded him around the house in it...\nWintyr: In front of the dinner guests...who started, like, whistling at him and shit...\nWintyr: All the while he's like, "Look look! Cole pretty! Cole pretty!" and all happy about the dress.\nKrylo: Hahahahahah\nWintyr: My dad is just standing there with this horribly lost look on his face, saying, "I...I do have a boy...right...?"\nWintyr: It kicked so much ass.
bash.org #201384:\n \n<Daggson> I think it's funny when people ask for romantic advice in IRC channels.\n<Michi\|\|Cleaning> O_o\n<Michi\|\|Cleaning> "Daggs... how do I make Johnny fall in love with me?"\n<Daggson> Because, you know, the geeks and nerds always have the most experience with their respective opposite sex.\n<Michi\|\|Cleaning> <-Is a nerd\n<Michi\|\|Cleaning> A neat freak too...\n<Daggson> It'd be like going into the highschool football team's locker room and asking if anyone can help you with your Unix code.
bash.org #201579:\n \n<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?\n<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession\n<by> Kk\n<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot\n<by> ?\n<by> Now what?\n<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
bash.org #201594:\n \n<SykoFreud> i need the medical term for the inside part of the woman where the egg is\n<holgie> BOX\n<shuriken> omg\n<holgie> PUSSY BOX CUNT\n<holgie> haha\n<holgie> the answer is: BUTTHOLE\n<SykoFreud> you stupid fucks!\n<holgie> sorry, I'm not familar with words like that in english\n<holgie> :)\n<holgie> I know the most important words so it's all good\n<SykoFreud> It's ok, man. I will use "pussy" then.
bash.org #201773:\n \n<Jim> how big is 10 inches\n<Jim> like on a computer screen\n<ShyAway> somewhere around 22cm\n<Jim> so how many inches would this be \|-------------------------------------------\|\n<ShyAway> 5?\n<Jim> no way\n<RiotingNerd> um that would depend on your screen resolution\n<RiotingNerd> if i was using like 480*600 on a 21 inch monitor that would be like 15 inches\n<ShyAway> jim is measuring his man tool in hyphens\n<Jim> ok if you were on windows xp how many inches would that be\n<RiotingNerd> jim what resolution sir\n<ShyAway> LOL\n<Jim> xp professional\n<RiotingNerd> no sir\n<RiotingNerd> that is not a resolution\n<diospadre> rofl\n<Jim> but it's the newest one\n<ShyAway> rofl\n<diospadre> thats an os you idiot\n<Jim> oh
bash.org #201821:\n \n<gande34> so my azn friend has a kid, and he turns out to be black\n<JamespDen> and...?\n<gande34> they are like boaters man\n<gande34> they named him "Sum Ting Wong"\n<JamespDen> omg
bash.org #201842:\n \n<Spiff> I was wondering why Jews didn't celebrate Christmas the other night\n<Spiff> and the answer I came up with was that it was like John Wilkes Booth celebrating Lincoln's birthday\n<Spiff> It's just not right celebrating the birthday of the guy you killed.
bash.org #201941:\n \nInfidel: I got a great idea for Southwest Airlines.  Disgusting lardass customers who refuse to purchase 2 seats can opt for the "treadmill" seat at the regular 1-seat price, and they have to jog the entire trip.\nVoid: i would just have them opt for the "chainsaw" instant weight loss program which your ticket counter clerk will be happy to help you with.
bash.org #201950:\n \n<@sub> wow my uncle is a moron\n! +Washu points ot at chr\n<@sub> he got a pirated copy of WinXP and it wasent working good\n<@sub> so he calls customer support..
bash.org #201975:\n \n<wyki> *free hug*\n<stef> the deals on the net are getting better and better!\n<stef> *accepts hug*\n<stef> *changes identity and accepts another* :D\n<wyki> yeah but now you're signed up for two spam mailing lists from www.freehug.wyki and you'll have to change your email address in six weeks because of all the teen porn your getting
bash.org #201982:\n \nDasKrav: I was correcting tests for student service a few weeks ago\nDasKrav: And while correcting a geometry test, I got to the question "What is the collision of three planes called?" (The answer was "a point")\nDasKrav: the kid put "A disaster"\nDasKrav: I didn't take off points >:]
bash.org #202117:\n \nkakoru> Okay, I watching pr0n on my comp and after watching it for a while,I spilled my future kids are on my keyboard..My parents are probably going to see this any minutes by now!!   WHAT SHOULD I DO??\nKapoop> Jesus gave you a tongue for a reason
bash.org #202140:\n \n<Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains\n<Wallaroo> ?\n<Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway.
bash.org #202266:\n \n<DarkLich> This night has gone down hill ever since my pets starting flinging dung  at me
bash.org #202293:\n \n<pengo> parents coming tomorrow.. empty trash, hide bong, wear clothes
bash.org #202430:\n \n[+MadManDaz] I brought a david blane toy 10 days ago. I Still cant get the fucker out the box.
bash.org #202477:\n \n(Mootar) morons.\n(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless\n(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network\n(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways\n(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
bash.org #202523:\n \n<kim> heh... i just got on my gma's aol account... she has an email from her friend w/ the subject of: 7 great positions in bed\n<Kirill> omg\n<Kirill> are you serious kim?\n<Kirill> hahahahha wtf
bash.org #202629:\n \n<Kemikal> ImMzee: I think I am haveing a heart attack\n<Kemikal> ImMzee: hands are numb legs are numb eyes are blurry and heart is raceing\n<Kemikal> Kemikal: nah, jess your left arm goes numb when its a heart attack\n<Kemikal> Kemikal: your having a stroke\n<Kemikal> havent gotten a response from him in 30min now...\n<Kemikal> wonder if I should call someone\n<DiLATED> lol
bash.org #202648:\n \n<+NeoHentaiMaster> back in my day we had to manually punch the binary into the circuts using needle pins\n<Insane2757> Back in my day, we coded with 2 badgers and a spoon.\n<BladeTR> back in my day we had to draw the zeros and ones on the cave wall with clay
bash.org #202659:\n \n<Madism> i have a penis\n<Defveggy> show me mine if you show me yours\n<Madism> k\n<Madism> 8=D\n<Shinry> rofl\n<Madism> its cold
bash.org #202673:\n \n<Ashen> sometimes, we get users that suddenly make me realise why the mirc troutslap command was invented.
bash.org #202690:\n \n<Quasar`> fuck off\n<xooz98> i swear. i'm going to change my name to off and follow people around
bash.org #202719:\n \n<Shloom> OMG\n<Shloom> FUCK\n<Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam\n<Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle\n<Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man\n<Shloom> D:!\n<Shloom> FUCK\n<El_Diablo13> ...\n<El_Diablo13> LOL!
bash.org #202870:\n \n<Comrade_Zoo> If an animal rapes you, can you sue it's owner?\n<Revolution_Man> I did.\n<Revolution_Man> And I won.\n<Revolution_Man> Take THAT, Richards Fish Mart.
bash.org #202900:\n \nSteal My Bagels: okay\nSteal My Bagels: amy\namy did not say: okay\namy did not say: mat\nSteal My Bagels: best friend to best friend here\namy did not say: yes?\nSteal My Bagels: whats the key to scoring\namy did not say: hahahaha\nSteal My Bagels: you know there's an actual way that will always work\nSteal My Bagels: but girls won't say\nSteal My Bagels: what is it?\namy did not say: hmm\namy did not say: well the way that will ALWAYS work involves drugs/alcohol\namy did not say: hahaha\nSteal My Bagels: hahahah\namy did not say: the other ones take time and lots of getting-to-know-you shit
bash.org #202901:\n \nEternityAndAHalf: OMG\nEternityAndAHalf: MY BROTHER IS PRACTICING HIS HORN\nEternityAndAHalf: AT 2 A.M.\nEternityAndAHalf: BRB, MY CAT IS GOING TO HAVE A BRAND NEW USE\nHotDamn14S: lmfao
bash.org #202943:\n \n<Dante> i was going to stamp out forum moderation facism\n<Agent-Smith> And...?\n<Dante> but the god damned Vb sig editor kept fucking up my ASCII swastika >:(\n<Agent-Smith> LMAO
bash.org #203012:\n \n<weeflig> i had a dream last night that i could switch back and forth between being me and a superhot girl by changing between two pairs of pants in the changing room at target\n<Hallucination> ...\n<Hallucination> lets not even break that one down\n<Syntacs> Do you remember which changing room?
bash.org #203024:\n \n<j0n> Let me tell you about the first time I ever made love to a girl. We were out in a little meadow/park kind of thing, and we laid down on the blanket, and afterwards we both just lay there staying into each other's eyes. Neither of us said anything, it was kind of creeping me out. Then finally she looks to me and she says, "Baaaaaaa."
bash.org #203096:\n \n<Beska> Look at these tom:\n<Beska> SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.\n<Beska> FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.\n<Beska> ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling\n<Beska> lo\n<Tommy> wtf.. rotf\n<Beska> SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.\n<Beska> FAULT: The Bar is closing.\n<Beska> ACTION: Panic.\n<Tommy> O.o
bash.org #203220:\n \n<@Butcher90210> lesbian porn is gods way of telling man "you fucked up but i still love you"
bash.org #203226:\n \n<Kalium> "Home is where the bandwidth is."\n<Milkdud> lol\n<Kalium> Someday, I'll have that line on my doormat
bash.org #203247:\n \n<@maddox> FUCK!\n<@maddox> my mom just found my website\n<+DMTec> isn't she proud?\n<+khoveraki> ha\n<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews\n<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?\n<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis."  "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"\n<+DMTec> ROFL\n<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good\n<@maddox> now she's crying\n<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?\n<@maddox> (on the phone)\n<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?\n<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.\n<RichK> bahahahaha\n<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"\n<+khoveraki> rofl\n<@maddox> she hung up\n<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
bash.org #203250:\n \n<spider> sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl\n<FRiZzO> oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night?\n<spider> negative
bash.org #203288:\n \n<shortyz> call your isp\n<shortyz> god help whoever has to help your sorry ass\n<bette> how do i call internet explorer?
bash.org #203417:\n \n<FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty. <FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference. \n<FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.
bash.org #203571:\n \nFFVI: I once told a friend to shoot me if I ever passed 3000 posts on AT. Total Posts Made - 8000...wow :/  \narctic pirate: you once had a friend?\nFFVI: One. But then his parents got a restraining order when I showed up for his kindergarten graduation.
bash.org #203786:\n \n< DiEsElBoY-DnB> i gotta a pretty hot woman, she cooks and cleans for me too\n<@Scruffypoo> DiEsElBoY-DnB: and every night you kiss her before she tucks you in, cause you love your mommy
bash.org #203815:\n \n<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
bash.org #203911:\n \n<DrBacchus> fajita: RFC 2795\n<fajita> DrBacchus: excuse me?\n<DrBacchus> fajita: You're supposed to give me a link.\n<fajita> DrBacchus: i'm not following you...\n<DrBacchus> dumb bot\n<fajita> Stupid human
bash.org #204086:\n \n<PitChic> did you all see about that 97 year old woman who was found alive in the rubble of the earthquake in Iran, after 8 days burried?\n<Marcus``> that's fucked up\n<Marcus``> old people are like indestructible, as long as they don't don't fall down and break their hip\n<Marcus``> help! i've fallen and I can't get up!\n<Marcus``> and a house is on me!
bash.org #204164:\n \n<InuYasha> Rabies isn't an STD is it?\n<Ronald_MacK> It is if it's oral sex.
bash.org #204180:\n \n<Xenocide> i brought a dvd for a teacher\n<Dodge2k1> huzzah!\n<Xenocide> and i have 2 differnt things named EVA on it\n<Xenocide> iatneh and regular\n<Dodge2k1> lol\n<Xenocide> :( i was supposed to bring the regular\n<Xenocide> but i brought the iatneh on accident\n<jasonn02> PRON?\n<Xenocide> It was about to start on the projector\n<Xenocide> but then i saw the label on the dvd\n<Dodge2k1> omfg\n<jasonn02> IT WAS PR0n?!?!\n<Xenocide> and jumped over and pressed eject before it could start\n<Xenocide> YES\n<jasonn02> LOLOL\n<jasonn02> ROFLMAO\n<Xenocide> ALMOST PROJECTED ON A HUGE FUCKING SCREEN\n<jasonn02> NEET\n<Kabuki_Dude> OMG\n<Xenocide> i almost had a heart attack
bash.org #204222:\n \n* trib has just *almost* burned his flat to the ground\n<bobstay> wow\n<bobstay> how did you manage that?\n<bobstay> the ground's quite a way away\n<trib> I put a big lump of meat int he oven and roasted it\n<trib> and used the smoke detector as a timer
bash.org #204225:\n \n* jane masturbates\n< applemacdude> god\n< jane> YES!\n< jane> found it
bash.org #204240:\n \n<Kintai> Yes, boobs are like toy trains\n<Wallaroo> ?\n<Kintai> They're meant for children, but grown men tend to end up playing with them anyway.\n<Placebo> hahahahaha\n<Placebo> ROFL
bash.org #204248:\n \n< tcowher> personally I'm annoyed that they can get 11KBps from mars but can't get me a stable 5KBps over 17 miles.
bash.org #204432:\n \n<Ruth> hmmm first thing to do when one gets home is .... check spam for emails
bash.org #204672:\n \n<@Karnaugh> amazing, Cat5 seems reletivly imune to cellphone radiation\n<@Pandaemon> Karnaugh: you're going to start wearing a Cat5 turban, aren't you?\n<@Karnaugh> Pandaemon: Thats what all the arabian hackers wear these days
bash.org #205221:\n \n<Eglin> yuck.... didn't think that asking about a c# like static string method would start a stinking flame war.\n<pedantic> Eglin: you are new to irc aren't you
bash.org #205321:\n \n<Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before.\n<GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on my nuts.
bash.org #205332:\n \n<fate-sg> it's almost as bad as rofl\n<fate-sg> which to me is a bark gone wrong
bash.org #205394:\n \n* maria hurts\n<maria> and whenever i close my eyes i can see scrolling arrows and hear j-pop\n<peterS> the first step toward getting rid of a ddr addiction is to admit that you have a problem\n<maria> yes, i do\n<maria> one of the pads is broken
bash.org #205408:\n \n<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
bash.org #205493:\n \n<@TunaRoll> wow, i  spelled bukkake wrong and google corrected me
bash.org #205557:\n \n<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)\n<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)\n* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax\n<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'\n* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *\n<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.\n<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!\n<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu\n* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *\n* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *\n* Kami is now known as VCR-clock\n* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR\n* VCR-clock blinks\n<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR\n* VCR-clock blinks\n<VCR-clock> :)\n* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *\n<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!\n* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *\n* VCR-clock blinks some more\n* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here\n* Dark_Fax chases SailorV *  MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!\n* VCR-clock blinks\n* VCR-clock blinks\n<SailorV> EEEE!\n* SailorV unplugs the VCR\n* VCR-clock has quit IRC\n* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox\n<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
bash.org #205567:\n \n<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. <[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them. <[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator.
bash.org #205633:\n \nWallJam7: 	roses are red\nWallJam7: 	violets are blue\nWallJam7: 	all of my base\nWallJam7: 	are belong to you
bash.org #205713:\n \n<asial> fuck you, youre sometimes just a fucking baby!\n<`Riku> oh yeah?\n<`Riku> Well, guess what that makes YOU?\n<`Riku> A pedophile!\n<`Riku> and I'll be damned if I'm being lectured by a pervert!
bash.org #205797:\n \n<Trigger> anyone here know what kind of virus would create about 100 directories that don't exist?\n<Rakoth> windows\n<Adam9> or a corrupted filesystem\n<Rakoth> that's what I said ;)
bash.org #205825:\n \n* Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer)\n* Joins: Abe\n<Locke\|Away> Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge?  Western medicine seems to have failed you.\n<Abe> well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday\n<Locke\|Away> Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back?  An evil dab may have followed him home from work.  It might be eating his marrow.\n<Locke\|Away> Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon.  Just kill a pig already.
bash.org #205836:\n \n<acrimonious> dude\n<acrimonious> Celeron\n* acrimonious feels unclean
bash.org #205847:\n \n<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars\n<tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate
bash.org #205870:\n \n--> therevelator (~none@artemis.stud.uni-goettingen.de) has joined #linux-kernel\n<therevelator> hi. does anybody know how to make the init-process look look like star wars?
bash.org #205895:\n \n<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus\n<auto-jack> "to run a test."\n<Redline> testing their will to be employed
bash.org #205928:\n \n<Chiffy> hah\n<Chiffy> I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom\n<Chiffy> and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh\n<Chiffy> she looks up\n<Chiffy> and mentions something like 'oh animal planet crocodile guy'\n<Chiffy> it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait'
bash.org #205944:\n \n<felix> what is asl?\n<felix> asshole?
bash.org #205970:\n \n<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?
bash.org #206020:\n \n<santa> if nasa was smart they'd send something tomars to grab a huge fucking bucket of mars sand\n<santa> and take it back\n<santa> and sell it by the gram\n<santa> like "MARS SAND KEYCHAINS - 300 bucks"\n<santa> talk about grassroots funding programs ;)
bash.org #206068:\n \nbloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. \nKatie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. \nbloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
bash.org #206190:\n \n<[]OTB[]Orange> apparently girls gone wild "just got wilder"\n<ninex-knp> ?\n<[]OTB[]Orange> i don't know about you, but i certainly don't want to see willy wonka bare his breasts
bash.org #206281:\n \n<gordo> who here knows their trance well?\n<gordo> i need the title of that trance song, with the choir singing in the background\n<gordo> (high pitch) la la la la la, la la la la\n<gordo> (lower) la la la laaaaaaa, la (high) la la\n<WardoG> Wow that's specific
bash.org #206333:\n \n<douchebag> do u declare your variables when doing pseudo code?
bash.org #206391:\n \n<INTERNET> god\n<INTERNET> I reemmber this one time\n<INTERNET> in an airplane\n<INTERNET> I was with my mom\n<INTERNET> and I was like... 11\n<INTERNET> well I saw these things called Sanitary Napkins\n<INTERNET> I thought they wre wetnaps \n<INTERNET> like those things from restaurants\n<INTERNET> so I got like a handful of them\n<INTERNET> and ran out of the bathroom and I screamed, "MOM!!!! I GOT THOSE SANITARY NAPKINS YOU LIKE SO MUCH!!!!!!"\n<INTERNET> EVERYONE ON THE PLANE WENT APESHIT AND MY MOM WAS JUST LAUGHING!!!!\n<INTERNET> she was like, "WILLIAM THOSE ARE TAMPONS NOT WETNAPS!!!"
bash.org #206712:\n \n<afk> thats why people who "try" to commit suicide dont really want to die\n<SLoW> did you know, on average, men are more likely to succeed then women?\n<SLoW> and that a man's weapon of choice is a gun, and a woman's is pills\n<Candy^^> men never care about making a mess\n<Candy^^> ;p
bash.org #207373:\n \n<anamexis> oh man\n<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right\n\n-->	Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind\n<anamexis> and it exploded\n<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard\n<anamexis> but I got it away just in time\n<--	Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)\n<anamexis> :<
bash.org #207692:\n \n<[G4]CowBook> weren't u beat up by an 8yr old girl like last year?\n<DannyBoy> she was 12 dude\n<DannyBoy> big difference\n<DannyBoy> she caught me off guard \n<DannyBoy> I would have pounded the little bitch
bash.org #207919:\n \n<Altoid> "There are now fewer than 30,000 orangutans left and it is likely that they will become extinct in the wild in as little as 20 years' time if this decline continues," \n<BridgetJ> awwww poor orangutans\n<Altoid> I knoooow \n<Altoid> :(\n<dregn> i think we should eat more of them\n<dregn> enjoy them while they are still around
bash.org #207952:\n \n<Sans_Scope> Oh no!  How will Macgyver escape this debacle?\n<+Shaezerus> Duct tape, chewing gum, and an orbital laser (made from duct tape and chewing gum).
bash.org #208037:\n \n-!- WetWired has joined #linux\n< WetWired> Wow, how... boring.\n\n-!- WetWired has left #linux []\n<@supruzr> he's gone. bust out with the clowns and the drugs and the hookers.
bash.org #208102:\n \n<Kormiic> Ever look at your own code and think, "What the fuck is this meant to do?!"\n<maznaz> most mornings\n<Kormiic> I said "code", not "cock"\n<Kormiic> ;)\n<maznaz> oh\n<maznaz> yeah, still most mornings :)\n<Kormiic> Right, if that doesn't get approved for Bash, I'll rub cum in my eyes.
bash.org #208254:\n \n<+far2stoned> that reminds me, bought a book when i was in china last year, called How To Woo, thought it might help me with my seduction techniques\n<+far2stoned> turns out it was volume 2 of the chinese phone book :(
bash.org #208854:\n \n<@MORA> THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN\n<@MORA> Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.\n<@MORA> Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.\n<@MORA> Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.\n<@MORA> Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.\n<@MORA> Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.\n<@MORA> Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.\n<@MORA> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.\n<@MORA> After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
bash.org #209198:\n \n<frubsen> NEVER tell a girl that your dad just died so she feel sorry for you and go out with you\n<frubsen> cause when she comes to your door and your dad answers\n<frubsen> you got some major problems\n<frubsen> FUCK i'm screwed
bash.org #209228:\n \n<Lannen> (>^_(>O.o)>\n<Lannen> GAY KIRBY!
bash.org #209460:\n \n<Karl[LB]> I put Linkin Park on and my cat goes running to the speakers and starts attacking them
bash.org #209461:\n \n[Cerixus] I'll give you $50 if you'll stop trying to tell me how to save money.
bash.org #209828:\n \n*** Now talking in #blackpride\n<Rosen> no, in a perfect world we'd be treated as equals\n<@Ph43rDnky> no, in a perfect world we'd be treated as superiors\n<Jaayy> In a perfect world, you wouldn't even exist!  Whadya say to that?\n<@Ph43rDnky> that's not a very appropriate comment for a black pride channel\n<Rosen> shut up jaay you fag\n<Jaayy> Oh, you mean this is a channel for proud black people? I thought it was for white people who are proud of their slaves\n<@Ph43rDnky> Jaayy, stop now or I'll ban you.\n<Jaayy> Alright fine... anybody play warcraft 3?\n<Therman> I do\n<Jaayy> Want to join a clan?\n<Therman> Sure, what's it called?\n<Jaayy> K-hadgar's\n<Jaayy> K-razy\n<Jaayy> K-illers.\n*** You were kicked by Ph43rDnky (bastard)
bash.org #209867:\n \n* FJ arranges M&M's on his keys\n<FJ> mm mmmm m mmm mmm
bash.org #210645:\n \n<@a-arse> sheeit, think me mum saw pr0n\n<@a-arse> alt-tab doesn't work when the other window is porn too :(
bash.org #210766:\n \n<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died\n<Tarrier> how\n<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something\n<JennAway> that's sad\n<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
bash.org #211081:\n \n<evildemi> what's your yearbook quote gonna say?\n<helveti> "TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"
bash.org #211403:\n \n<Moonpie> one time \n<Moonpie> this kid was talking about how hitler only had one nut \n<Moonpie> and i said 'poor hitler' and got kicked out of the class
bash.org #211415:\n \ncrossoverfanatic: well, go to chinatown in your state, if its possible and soak in the atmosphere\ncrossoverfanatic: its fun\ncrossoverfanatic: word of caution, wear bright colours\ncrossoverfanatic: preferably red\nDWKomodo: why's that?\ncrossoverfanatic: red is a lucky colour\nDWKomodo: that explains why communism caught on so well....
bash.org #211416:\n \n<+darthpony> geez dude\n<+darthpony> with my last gf\n<+darthpony> I made the most terrible fruedian slip\n<+darthpony> we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please"\n<+darthpony> instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch"
bash.org #211672:\n \n<Elly> ChanServ is actually a 14-year-old sex slave who sits in Bergee's apartment at a PC typing out commands over and over \n<Bergee> 14? try 16 \n<Bergee> I have some class
bash.org #211839:\n \n<Homer> OMG!!!\n<Homer> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG\n<Homer> OWOWOWOOWOWOW\n<Homer> SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK AHHH MOTHERFUCKING HELL THIS HURTS\n<Homer> AKINFINAasnloannSANFINADFNfANfaNfafa\n<Homer> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK\n<Homer> AOISMFASINASINISNAIMDMASDMA\n*** Homer has quit IRC (Quit: )\n\n...time passes...\n\n*** Homer has joined #hackers\n<Homer> whoever said that shaving your balls is fun, is wrong\n<Homer> very, very wrong... :(
bash.org #211933:\n \n* Pilgrim has joined #lockergnome\n<Pilgrim> is it just me, or did this chan get bigger since the last time i was here? :p\n<Rage> when were you last here?\n<Siren> yeah, we knocked out that wall --------------------------------->\n<Siren> :P
bash.org #211949:\n \nmaddox> hehe if I still lived at my parents' house I'd be grounded for sure\nkhoveraki> the basement is still part of the house, maddox.
bash.org #211966:\n \n<Rosss> I watched a crazy japanese gangster movie today\n<Rosss> A yakuza boss drowns a hooker hopped up on heroin in a kiddie pool full of her own feces\n<Lev> Was it a comedy?\n<Rosss> uh no\n<Lev> Oh
bash.org #212226:\n \n<DoCa-Cola> dude, i just saw this porn video, every 30 seconds it cut to a turtle just sitting on a rock...\n<DoCa-Cola> What kinda shit is that?\n<SilentAvenger> DoCa-Cola, Turtle porn.\n<DoCa-Cola> It's like suck suck suck suck bang bang TURTLE
bash.org #212261:\n \n<Chicken> i used to work at the zoo cleaning up crap\n<DigitallyChallenged> hahaha\n<Chicken> they paid my 645 an hour\n<Chicken> me\n<DigitallyChallenged> woah holy shit\n<DigitallyChallenged> i could do that!\n<DigitallyChallenged> gimmie a shovel!\n<Chicken> no\n<Chicken> 6.45\n<DigitallyChallenged> oh\n<Chicken> LOL\n<DigitallyChallenged> well that's not as good...
bash.org #212271:\n \n<NEGRO> i find out if i can get 1.5mbit cable tomarrow\n<NEGRO> comcast keep dicking us around\n<NEGRO> "yes, service is available in your area"\n<NEGRO> "oh, its available, but not in your neighborhood, but in your area!"\n<NEGRO> "oh, it is available in your neighborhood."\n<NEGRO> "well, maybe its not, we just like getting your hopes up you stupid fuck ass!"
bash.org #212284:\n \n<jesus> hey hows it doin\n<jesus> any little children in here\n<Nyghtshade> ITS JESUS\n<Nyghtshade> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF MY TRUNK
bash.org #212321:\n \n<AlmightyBob> I built a tesla coil for electronics in high school. It worked once. It's entire construction connsumated in one arc of electricity to to my lab partners left ass cheek.
bash.org #212483:\n \n<gelfwag> So, I'm in the administration room now. What do I do to really fuck them up bad?\n<@mooie> how did you get on the computer in there?\n<+greg> give the computer a good shock to fuck up the hard drive or just knock it over\n<+greg> and burn the windows/office/etc CDs\n<gelfwag> haha! this is awesome the CD cases are melting.\n<gelfwag> the mouse is melting it's so awesome\n<gelfwag> oh shit the mousepad caught fire\n<+greg> dump it somewhere\n<gelfwag> fuck the room's getting filled with smoke what the hell do I do now?!\n<+greg> let it start burning then get away and pull a fire alarm somewhere in the halls\n<gelfwag> hahaha\n<gelfwag> oh shit the library bitch is coming wtf do I do now?!?!?!!\n<+greg> Beat the shit out of her and run.. or if she saw your face, kill the ho and move to mexico\n* Quits: gelfwag (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #212484:\n \n<CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis\n<CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv\n<CG> sounded alright ;)
bash.org #212492:\n \n<nitrofenix> fucking cunt\n<nitrofenix> i mean\n<nitrofenix> er\n<nitrofenix> distasteful individual.
bash.org #212553:\n \n<Prescient1> what's the syntax for sending a message to the whole channel on a timer?\n<\|sliq\|> /timer 0 (delay in seconds) msg #channelname Message\n<\|sliq\|> don't do 0 0, you'll flood out right away\n* Prescient1 Quit (Excess Flood)
bash.org #212619:\n \n<+l4mby> HOLY COW !\n<+l4mby> there's a cockatoo on here selling for 12,000$\n<@Phoenix> Must be good in bed or something
bash.org #212627:\n \n<budb> i find chicks in real life, and they are dating someone else, chicks find me online, and they are bisexual guys
bash.org #212630:\n \n<Surye> My mom was like "Why don't you put on "Wake Me Up" By Wham for your alarm"? I just looked at her and said "So you want me to wake up gay?"
bash.org #212641:\n \n<@GM`> My god damn script is disobeying me.\n<@GM`> It's like I programmed a woman >:(
bash.org #212642:\n \n<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?\n<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm\n<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?\n<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic
bash.org #212732:\n \n<Grezshnaw> I didn't discover masturbation until I was around 12/13, and then it was by dressing a pillow up in my sisters clothers and humping it.
bash.org #212739:\n \n<sangre> what operating system do you use?\n<sangre> which version of windows? \n<CHICAGO> IBM
bash.org #212775:\n \nPrimus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today\nPrimus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up\nPrimus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax\nPrimus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"\nPrimus521: lol\nPrimus521: turns out he misheard him\nPrimus521: he thought he said thumbtacs\nPrimus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face\nPrimus521: omfg\nPrimus521: til the day i die\nPrimus521: i will never forget it
bash.org #213028:\n \n<{LD}>  roses are red\n<{LD}> violets are blue\n<{LD}> in soviet russia\n<{LD}> poems write you
bash.org #213192:\n \n<Yonjuuni> Goddamn charity telemarketers.\n\n<Yonjuuni> Bad enough that they're telemarketing in the first place, but when they have the nerve to try to fucking lay a guilt trip on you...\n<Gally> what was it for?\n\n<Yonjuuni> Sponsoring poor kids to go to a hockey game.\n\n<Gally> i'd rather give poor kids food.\n\n<BrianS> I'd rather turn poor kids into food.\n\n<Gally> A modest proposal.
bash.org #213194:\n \n<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way
bash.org #213203:\n \n<Demamas> <Jew> I WORSHIP THIS GOD, WHO SAYS THIS AND THIS AND THIS. <Christian> AND THERE WAS THIS OTHER CARPENTER GUY WHO DID SOME STUFF, HE'S FUCKING GREAT. DIE, JEW! <Muslim> I AGREE TOTALLY, NOW I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!\n<Renzian> THEN OPTIMUS PRIME SWEEPS IN WITH LAS0RBEAMS :D
bash.org #213229:\n \n<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions\n<The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out\n<The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked\n<[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing.
bash.org #213250:\n \n<Asty> Tub Girl: "Well, shit."
bash.org #213271:\n \nTiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long
bash.org #213275:\n \n<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch
bash.org #213280:\n \n[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl\n[@tomato]: thats kinda sick\n[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"\n[@pitchblende]: hah\n[@flu1d`]: like a wookie\n[@tomato]: lol wtf
bash.org #213386:\n \n<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror"\n<Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management?\n<Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts\n<Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified...\n<Kormiic> Oh... wait...
bash.org #213397:\n \n<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach?\n<Gizmog> Long story short: I scored.\n<Inferior_Minion> A touchdown????\n<Gizmog> Kinda. :P\n<Gizmog> She took off her bikini\n<Gizmog> And I touched her on down.\n<Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact\n<Inferior_Minion> ??\n<Gizmog> Let me put it this way:\n<Gizmog> I sacked her\n<Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage\n<Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?
bash.org #213400:\n \n<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load. \n<SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources!\n<Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline.
bash.org #213425:\n \n<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute\n<Ded`work> a geek valetine poem\n<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF\n<phillys> rofl
bash.org #213624:\n \n<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*
bash.org #213669:\n \n<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
bash.org #213712:\n \n<dFYNE> Geography of a Man\n<dFYNE> A man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.
bash.org #213719:\n \n<wshs> on @*:TEXT:*allah*:#:kb $nick terrorist!
bash.org #213722:\n \n<dizdaz89> my mom is getting a new matress...so I have to go soon
bash.org #213926:\n \n<IceToad> anyone listen to the state of the union?\n<IceToad> some of his statements confused me\n<Syntacs> IceToad: Don't worry, he felt the same way.
bash.org #213946:\n \n<nomad> im getting supermassive black holes\n<nomad> woohooooooooooooo!\n<nutkase> i saw a porn with that title\n<nomad> yeah right\n<nutkase> but i think it might have been submissive black hoes
bash.org #213947:\n \n<Burn132> How do I make it so that I can hear you guys talk and not just see the captions???
bash.org #214115:\n \n<@j0nkatz> jwbozzy: I have an audi out port on my cd player in my car.\n<@j0nkatz> audio\n<nukle> heh.\n<nukle> fordian slip.
bash.org #214183:\n \n<Camper_Bob> What would jesus do?\n<Milo> Altar Boys.....
bash.org #214230:\n \n<rastakid> Which one shouldn't be there: rape - monopoly - incest ?\n<seal> Monopoly?\n<rastakid> Wrong! Rape, because it's not a family game.
bash.org #214318:\n \n<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind?\n* Ikari has joined #STNJ\n<@[Polynomial]> instant\n<ph4tkid> ninja\n<+Zanshi> porn\n<Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?!\n<+Quantsini> ...
bash.org #214352:\n \n<Saddam_Hussein> This room is being too fucking hateful.
bash.org #214361:\n \n<masterchain> go away crimson...\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Actually I will\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> As soon as I finish configuring Windows.\n<masterchain> uncheck the "jewish" box \n<masterchain> and it'll work fine\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> lol\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> The thing is\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> What's doing the problem\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> Is the Hebrew settings\n<[OP]CrimsonDeath90210> ...
bash.org #214363:\n \n<@Mister_IQ> you ever watch Who's Line is it Anyway?\n<@Axiom> of course \n<@Mister_IQ> They have the contest where they have to make every single line a double entendre...\n<@Mister_IQ> If you know what I mean...\n<@Mister_IQ> I love that\n<@Axiom> sounds really hard.
bash.org #214384:\n \n<Heem> [entropy], have you ever heard of WiFi?\n<[entropy]> I don't listen to techno
bash.org #214440:\n \n<Petersen> damnit\n<Petersen> i just stood on a 512meg dimm\n<Petersen> anyone wanna buy a pair of half length dimms? 256meg each
bash.org #214476:\n \n<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.
bash.org #214481:\n \n* AquaJew2 is now known as AquaJew\n<Allvah> JewTwo?\n<AquaJew> Yea, like MewTwo, but Jewish\n<LordRed> Basically, jewtwo's main attack is he lies to your boss about finding a hair in his soup so you get fired and he gets a five dollar off coupon
bash.org #214502:\n \n<Novasol> heh, I was looking for an emulation site the other day.... and I was using AvantBrowser, which has a built in popup blocker... \n<Novasol> AvantBrowser makes a sound when it blocks a popup... \n<Novasol> I swear, I went to one site and it played the tune to funky town
bash.org #214557:\n \n* HowardDean has joined #politics\n<HowardDean> yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bash.org #214581:\n \n<Thund3r> I just thought of something ... since its year of the monkey does that mean GW Bush will get re-elected?
bash.org #214609:\n \n<torgofan720> I'm still planning on having a love child with LaggedyAnne by mailing her a vial of sperm frozen in a bag of freezer veggies\n<torgofan720> Gonna name the kid Greenbean
bash.org #214794:\n \n[brs`IRC]: Amish girls are incredibly sexual.\n[brs`IRC]: You've never had a handjob until you've had one from a girl who\n[brs`IRC]: works a butter churn all day.
bash.org #214810:\n \n<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?\n<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today\n<Fulgore> fuck you
bash.org #214929:\n \n<LordStan> Jed, why can't you have a fake man that has a magical motor that drives a series of gears and what-not to make a robot?\n<Jedisar> LordStan: Because he's busy starring in a new FF game.\n<LordStan> I would say something sarcastic to that, but chances are you're right.
bash.org #214954:\n \n<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?
bash.org #215003:\n \n<Lan_> my iq is a range of 145-178 \n<kender> is that in kelvin?
bash.org #215017:\n \n< enclaved> apple has apparently made up for its stupid miniipod\n< hangman> what'd it do?\n< enclaved> superbowl ads featuring people the riaa sued\n< enclaved> its pepsis ad for the free songs\n< enclaved> but, apple makes it posssible.\n< RageFury> enclaved: So it's gonna pan the camera around everyone in\n                  the stadium?\n< enclaved> heh\n< enclaved> they didn't sue that many people...\n< RageFury> WELL, Too bad that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't get\n                  into the superbowl, or else they can pan the camera around\n                  the team and accuse them of being...pirates.
bash.org #215028:\n \n<RedRaptor> I am the terror that flaps in the night\n<Fruit> ......XXXL womens underwear on a clothes line?
bash.org #215032:\n \n<[CNI]Smy> k now that i just relized that those were like $200 headphones\n<[CNI]Smy> i am gona go out and buy some glue\n<[CNI]Smy> and fix em\n<[CNI]Goose> get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field.... \n<[CNI]Smy> no i cant\n<[CNI]Smy> cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs off and try to glue them back on.
bash.org #215052:\n \n* Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day, I'm going to get a girl, or most of one.
bash.org #215067:\n \n<JtotheB> and i think i need to start wearing pants when i climb that tree in your yard \n<Shiv_DFA> you found the boobytraps, did you? \n<JtotheB> i got a shuriken in my scrotum \n<JtotheB> you tell me
bash.org #215069:\n \n<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or later \n<JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating
bash.org #215117:\n \n<bobby> I like you, Krayzie. You represent everything stereotypical and depthless about today's gay youth.\n<KrayzieWolF> well im acually bi
bash.org #215170:\n \nResaiHawking: I don't have a library card, baby, but can I check you out?
bash.org #215239:\n \n<Loki> A mammal that lays eggs, is the ultimate breakfast dish.
bash.org #215254:\n \n<xtal> Uh\n\n<xtal> uh\n\n<xtal> uh\n\n<xtal> uh?\n\n<Mazca> stop masturbating quizzically.
bash.org #215287:\n \n<djlaptop> could God write a program that's so intensive that his cpu couldn't run it?
bash.org #215341:\n \n<Tim> Well it tastes gay.\n<Gerard> How do you know what "gay" tastes like?
bash.org #215376:\n \n<chrisj> american kids are all "oh gee mom I didn't mean to take a tip of dads bud light while he wasn't looking. i'll never get drunk again, I swear"\n<chrisj> and australian kids are all\n<chrisj> "AHH CHEERS CUNTS, GIVE US A SQUIRT FROM YOUR GOON BAG, DAD... AHHH CHEERS CUNT"
bash.org #215386:\n \n<Marasmus> So I was listening to a comedian who was talking about the Queen of England being attractive when she was young.\n<Shae> Erm.. okay...\n<Marasmus> And that some guys would talk about her, you know, the lewd way guys do about celebrities.\n<Marasmus> And some of the guys would go further than that... and I thought, it must be very strange...\n<Marasmus> masturbating to pocket change.
bash.org #215568:\n \n<moira> community name should be unique over all categories, sucks\n<happy> you can't delete communities\n<moira> sure you can\n<moira> ask hitler
bash.org #215581:\n \n<akcom> leeach, how'd you get so leet?\n<leeach> years and years of masturbation in pantyhose.
bash.org #215611:\n \nEros: I'm going to shave off all the hair on my body and go running down my street screaming about how aerodynamic I am.
bash.org #215623:\n \n<Eticam> I work at a computershop\n<Eticam> And you don't wanna know how f***in' STUPID some customers are\n<Eticam> I get questions like:\n<Eticam> "What is better, a scanner or printer?"\n<Eticam> "I'm looking for a serious mouse"\n<Eticam> "My internet doesn't work" "What kind of connection do you have?" "Windows XP"\n<Eticam> "The mouse you sold me is incomplete" "Ma'am, it's meant to have no cable"\n<Eticam> I even had a customer who brought his pc for technical service\n<Eticam> "My dog humped the pc and had an orgasm in the power supply, and it short circuited" "how's the dog?" "Don't know, my wife took him to the vet"\n<Eticam> really, one day I'm gonna shoot myself in front of a customer....
bash.org #215638:\n \n<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes.\n<rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?"\n<rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it."
bash.org #215693:\n \n<Lyrai> What's the difference between Slow Motion and Bullet Time?\n<Lyrai> About $100 Million.
bash.org #215770:\n \n<Indogutsu> I once got an e-mail from the former prince of Niger.\n<Chocoboko> What did he want?\n<Indogutsu> To know if I was interested in increasing my penis size.
bash.org #216142:\n \n<Fabrice> GNAW ON NO WANG.\n<Fabrice> This message brought to you by the Society of Lesbians for Palindrome Advancement
bash.org #216542:\n \n<b1u3> in france they call it "irque with cheese"
bash.org #216626:\n \n* Charles wakes up. Dammit, I can't even get laid in my own dreams. ;_;\n\n<Charles> My dream was just about meeting some girl who was willing to sex me up, and then two weeks worth of meeting up in various places to do so and getting interrupted and sidetracked for various reasons.\n\n<Mads> Oooh, oooh, go on, do go on!\n\n<Charles> Sex at my house? Parents come home. Sex at the mall bathroom? Security guard breaks it up. Sex in the woods? Attacked by wolves. Sex in a cottege in the woods? A witch lives there.\n\n<Mads> ...\n\n<Mads> That's the weirdest fucking datesim ever, mate.
bash.org #216775:\n \n<Wolfie_Fox> someone should make a song about ping timeout's\n<Man1c-M0g> look at the badger badger flash, replace badger with 'ping', mushroom with 'timeout', and snake with 'netsplit', and theres your song wolfie.
bash.org #216818:\n \n<+usrbingeek> NBC has announced it will air a three-episode marathon of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy opposite the Super Bowl on February 1st. \n<+usrbingeek> So, if you get tired of watching a bunch of buff, sweaty men in uniforms patting each other on the ass and bending over to pass something between their legs, you now have the choice of watching something really gay.
bash.org #216831:\n \n<Volt9000> WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS PUBES ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD?!\n<FunG> you coughed?
bash.org #216859:\n \n<LEPREHAUN> does anyone knows how backups are done in offices?\n<Dazzlemar> slight of hand and mirrors
bash.org #216908:\n \n<Pedingto> I find this job can be real hell at times.\n<Pedingto> When this UBER-FIT woman came in\n<Pedingto> and purchased many packs of condoms.\n<Pedingto> I so wanted to ask her if she heard our try before you buy policy >:)\n<Etheria_Dawn> LOL!
bash.org #216963:\n \n<billiam> crap... some one knocked over my recycle bin... there's icons all over my desktop...
bash.org #217067:\n \n<Pocket_Sized_Jesus> aw shit.\n<Pocket_Sized_Jesus> i was deleteing some files\n<Pocket_Sized_Jesus> and i sneezed\n<Pocket_Sized_Jesus> and deleted an entire tree
bash.org #217183:\n \nzadijan:  CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001, Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name. So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you. \n\nzadijan:  ... OH MY GOD\n\nzadijan:  THAT WAS THE BEST EMAIL I EVER RECEIVED\n\nzadijan:  EVER
bash.org #217209:\n \nEiNHaNdeR MK II> you know that term "If you were my homework, i would be doing you on the desk right now"\nEiNHaNdeR MK II> i changed it to "If you were my homework, my dog would be eating you right now"\nEiNHaNdeR MK II> i was slapped by this fat chick in class when i said it
bash.org #217251:\n \n<Binkster> since I started using OpenBSD... I went from six to eight inches!\n<BSDuser> stop lying and your nose will get back to normal
bash.org #217286:\n \nIfonlyiwerecool: we're supposed to make a program for java, and it has to get the highest # out of a set\nIfonlyiwerecool: and we're supposed to name the program 'getHigh'
bash.org #217287:\n \nHoly Man: Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus\nTHe Monkey: Are they gonna call it 'Mass Transit'?\nHoly Man: smartass
bash.org #217388:\n \n>>> join/#php: jbc [jbc@p129-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au]\n< haazard> do you know php?\n< jbc> no, this is a drugs channel\n< jbc> we used to be #pcp\n< jbc> but we all forgot how to spell it
bash.org #217416:\n \n<ShatnersBassoon>Ouch.  Just been to the toilet for a poo, and I decided to do a bit of a dangleberry-tidy.  Suffice it to say I'm now several bumhairs lighter.\n<Kenny>That's probably more information that I needed.\n<Kenny>"than"\n<Kenny>fuck
bash.org #217447:\n \nDShadow_: I don't have any use for floppies now.\nDShadow_: Though I've still got a ton in my closet\ntwist: better archive them to cdr before they rot\nDShadow_: Most of them I did.\ntwist: (then archive those to dvd-r before they rot)\nLafinJack: and archive *those* to MTRs\nLafinJack: ack, i'm not supposed to talk about that :o\nDShadow_: LafinJack: MTR?\nLafinJack: shh, you didn't hear me say that
bash.org #217453:\n \n<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert\n<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating\n<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?\n<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
bash.org #217478:\n \n<Zero> in the summer my friend was chipping golf balls\n<Zero> one ball went on my other neighbours yard\n<Zero> chased him with a pitch fork\n<Zero> honest to god\n<Zero> a pitch fork
bash.org #217584:\n \n<+mR_sCaRy> start killing stuff in task manager\n*** seeen (seeen@CPE00055dea8987-CM0010954a5bde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has left IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<+mR_sCaRy> not that one :P
bash.org #217604:\n \n< jgaddis> know what's funny?\n< jgaddis> -r-xr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  85740 Oct 30 06:36 /usr/bin/less\n< jgaddis> -r-xr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  85740 Oct 30 06:36 /usr/bin/more\n<@LeBear> A green tapdancing kangaroo!\n< jgaddis> more is really less\n<@LeBear> jgaddis: more or less, of course\n< patrickT> so less IS more! :)\n<@SpamapS> less is not more, less is more than more\n< jgaddis> less isn't more\n< jgaddis> more is less\n<@LeBear> SpamapS: how much more is less more than more?\n<@SpamapS> no, more is less than less.\n< themaxxz> less is indeed more\n<@SpamapS> LeBear: more tha more is less than less.\n<@LeBear> SpamapS: you mean less is more more than more is less less?\n<@SpamapS> LeBear: more or less
bash.org #217728:\n \n<Onux> [Onux PING reply]: 2mins 48secs\n<Onux> =(\n<rich> man\n<rich> i could probably drive out to you\n<rich> say something\n<rich> and drive back to peoria\n<rich> and it'd be faster than if i typed it here
bash.org #217754:\n \n[scratchme] Cris, you ever smell moth balls before?\n[scratchme] ;)\n[PaC] scratchme: Smell is understatement. I've had them put in my mouth when I was younger.\n[scratchme] PaC, how did you get their little legs apart?
bash.org #217761:\n \nDinjackPD: so I'm studying for my history final\nDinjackPD: And there's this old WW2 propaganda poster\nDinjackPD: Of this guy driving along alone with an outline of hitler next to him\nDinjackPD: And the title is\nDinjackPD: 'WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE, YOU RIDE WITH HITLER!'\nDinjackPD: isn't that contradicting?\nJahman98: hahahahah\nJahman98: yeah\nJahman98: that's great stuff\nDinjackPD: 'When you ride alone, you ride ALONE, however you do use up valuable gas that is intended for the war effort and thus make it easier for the Nazis to win. You Jew hating BASTARD.'
bash.org #217770:\n \n<DoesNotExist> HAHAHAH. HAMLET THE TEXT ADVENTURE.\n<doughnut> DUDE.\n<Zinger> You have two options.\n<Zinger> 1) Be.\n<Zinger> 2) Not be.\n<doughnut> hahahaha\n<Gohanmastaflex> haha
bash.org #217923:\n \n[RJoeFish] hmmm\n[RJoeFish] my mom forwarded me something called 'Who's your daddy?', this can't be good
bash.org #218099:\n \n[+Silus]: is there anywhere you can fix graphics cards ? Pm me plz\n[@foulkesaway]: what u mean 'fix'\n[@madmk]: like.. he snapped it in-half and needs some special graphics-card glue
bash.org #218178:\n \n<BMPthePNG> haha\n<BMPthePNG> I put on smashing live and my cat laid down and purred\n<BMPthePNG> so I thought 'hmmm' and put on System of a down\n<BMPthePNG> she went and attacked the dog
bash.org #218182:\n \n<WickedClown> well one night after sex i was lazy and left the condom on the floor till morning\n<WickedClown> her dog ate it\n<WickedClown> and her dad found it hanging from the dogs butt the next day
bash.org #218187:\n \n<Aglandiir> All you have to do is have a huge amount of energy\n<Aglandiir> etc.\n<Aglandiir> you can make a l33t food replicator\n<+Bayonetto> I must admit\n<Aeriana> But I want n3rd to DCC me food everyday.\n<Aeriana> ;)\n<+Bayonetto> I'd rather be able to fire myself to the coast or something.\n<+Triskelios> but you're cooking it...\n<+Triskelios> =P\n<Aeriana> No, I'm too lazy.\n<+Arty2> you'll download it through kazaa\n<+Triskelios> haha\n<+Triskelios> pirated food\n<Aeriana> Then they'd be suing you for copyrights.\n<+Bayonetto> illegaly shared pizza.\n<Aglandiir> It would be dummy food\n<+Arty2> cracks for pasta\n<+Triskelios> free KFC for everyone\n<Aglandiir> it wouldn't be a burger\n<Aglandiir> it would be a photo of Madonna screaming at you\n<Aglandiir> YOU BTCH WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY FOOD
bash.org #218295:\n \n<Foobar> stealth hacking? i am about as stealthy as a pregnant elephant on crack.
bash.org #218315:\n \n<oliciv> Roses are red,\n<oliciv> violets are blue,\n<oliciv> badger badger badger,\n<oliciv> badger badger mushroom
bash.org #218462:\n \n[CaSiNo] wtf is the trivia game?\n[Hellz] type /wuit to start it\n::: quit: (Hellz) (Quit: &#8212;I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n&#8212; 2.0 Build 3515)
bash.org #218569:\n \n<[GSF]Pyronus> CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
bash.org #218575:\n \n<D-FENZ> anyone know how much you can overclock the 2500xp before shit happnes\n<Moonman> if u smell burning....then i'd slow down :P\n<Malthius> sounds like sex really
bash.org #218577:\n \n<dngnand> Never tell your hairdresser "Make me look like a porn star!"\n<nick> espeically without specifying what gender or what decade
bash.org #218850:\n \n<fiz> I'm touching my hard drive right now\n<fiz> adjusting the pins\n<Khazwerk> mmm\n<fiz> spinning up my disk\n<fiz> s\n<Khazwerk> what jumper position is it set at?  tell me *slowly*\n<fiz> READING/WRITING\n<fiz> READR\n<fiz> READ\n<fiz> READ\n<fiz> WRITE\n<fiz> whew\n<FengWork> that was quick.\n<fiz> yeah, my seek time rocks\n<fiz> spins down
bash.org #218865:\n \n<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.\n<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote\n<\|Wolf\|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO!
bash.org #219069:\n \n<jesus_X> Back in high school, I was fueding with this football phag, because I boinked his sister, then broke up with her. In the middle of english class, he starts making noises calling me gay, fag, etc.\n<jesus_X> So, after 15 minutes of it, and him not listening to the teacher to shut up, I got him good.\n<jesus_X> I turned around, looked him dead in the eye, and said:\n<jesus_X> You didn't have any complaints last night!\n<jesus_X> He NEVER spoke to me again.
bash.org #219186:\n \n* Ardham refuses to put flamable objects in close proximity to his manhood.... though it may have prevented the 3 kids he has now.\n<Tierrie_> Its not too late to put flamable objects near your kids
bash.org #219349:\n \n<myliw0rk> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.\n<myliw0rk> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
bash.org #219380:\n \nSushispook: so we're swapping out all these old pc's with newer ones\nSushispook: and we're stacking them up in piles in the cube next to me\nSushispook: and all the old ones have various notes on them, since some have been pillaged for parts\nSushispook: i go into the cube to talk to the rentatech and see how he's doing, and i lean up against the cube\nSushispook: and i end up walking out with one of those notes stuck to my ass\nSushispook: and just try and guess what that note said\nSushispook: NEEDS HARD DRIVE\nSushispook: right on my ass
bash.org #219418:\n \n* Avatar-X gives kris a colourful gift box with question marks and tux's printed all over. "Open it!"\n* Kris looks around nervously and slowly opens it\n<Avatar-X> it's empty!\n<Avatar-X> the box represents what an open-source linux programmer makes in a year :)
bash.org #219421:\n \n<Lunaris> In Taiwan, A Sperm Whale Suddenly exploded in the streets\n<Lunaris> according to my newspaper\n<Stiletto> I heard something about that\n<Stiletto> I wish I had been there\n<Lunaris> theres blood and guts everywhere...\n<Stiletto> That would have fuckin ruled to see\n<Lunaris> yuck...\n<Thalamasa> .... \n<Thalamasa> So wait \n<Thalamasa> So there's this sperm whale \n<Stiletto> "Dude that fuckin whale just exploded!"\n<Thalamasa> In the streets \n<Thalamasa> And it just exploded \n<Thalamasa> Out of nowhere \n<Stiletto> It was being hauled\n<mia> LMFAO\n<Stiletto> To a science lab\n<Thalamasa> Okay \n<Lunaris> it was being carried on a flatbed\n<Thalamasa> So \n<Thalamasa> yeah \n<Stiletto> And internal pressure caused it to combust\n<Stiletto> Sperm whale isn't meant to be anywhere except water\n<Lunaris> and BOOM!!\n<Stiletto> I can explain more if you like\n<Lunaris> OMG...\n<Flession> now they gotta clean up all the sperm\n<Thalamasa> ... \n<Lunaris> I am never going to that site again\n<Thalamasa> Look \n<Lunaris> ugh...\n<Lunaris> ...\n<Stiletto> Why?\n<Thalamasa> Thank you for turning a whale exploding \n<Thalamasa> into a bukkake fest \n<Flession> I try
bash.org #219422:\n \n<DaedalusX> most constipation is where your ass muscles have had it tho :P\n<Nigelenki> x.o\n<Nigelenki> that's gonna happen to me one day\n<Nigelenki> my ass is gonna just give out from the stress\n<DaedalusX> heheheh\n<DaedalusX> Elvis died straining on the toilet :P\n<Nigelenki> o.o;\n<DaedalusX> in case you didn't know\n<Nigelenki> i was referring to things going in more than coming out.
bash.org #219428:\n \n<Arsonic> steam, steam, the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot
bash.org #219469:\n \n<JtotheB> ( o  Y  o )\n<Yosho> o.o\n<Nazi[Genocide]> I wonder if anyone's ever gotten off to ascii pr0n, like in the 80's\n<JtotheB> Way ahead of you.
bash.org #219514:\n \n<ProAlias> re\n<ProAlias> phew\n<ProAlias> time flies when you're playing Desert Combat\n<ProAlias> no wonder the americans are stuck in Iraq\n<Jeedo> lol
bash.org #219548:\n \n<Snoody> Banky, are you still a virgin?\n<Banky> Ask your mom.\n<Snoody> She said yes.
bash.org #219566:\n \n(@Josh) do you know where your children are\n(~cypher) in the bottom of the sock on the floor\n(@equin0x) ..\n(@Josh) for your mother to find?\n! @Josh thinks his mom caught him a few times\n(~cypher) its not going to clean itself :S
bash.org #219577:\n \n<Ich> Why are you hosting on port 666?\n<Texasdex> just for the hell of it
bash.org #219647:\n \n<Bushido> But I suppose a goth chick at KFC would be just as funny.\n<Scarab> "Is your crispy chicken as crisp as dead leaves swaying from the gallows of skeletal wooden claws hewn from their withered arms by jagged-fanged steel?" "Nah, but it's pretty damn crunchy." "I accept."
bash.org #219686:\n \n<harlequin> shut the fuck up\n<harlequin> all of you make me fucking sick\n<JewBagel> Im sorry\n<harlequin> what has irc become\n<JewBagel> ...I like bacon if that helps at all.
bash.org #219761:\n \n<Tremolo> They tried to shove Christianity down my throat\n<Zenith> That's not where you're supposed to *shove* Christianity!  Look at the priests!  They know what they're doing.
bash.org #220697:\n \n<Drewtetz> new internet pickup line! "Girl, you're so hot your file extension should be .fap!"
bash.org #220832:\n \n<deophite> HOLLAND, Michigan (AP) -- Tacking Jr. or II onto a boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the self-described engineering geek took a software approach to naming his newborn son. \n<deophite> Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. \n<Yale> nice ;x\n<Craisin> haha\n<Craisin> when he learns to walk, 2.1
bash.org #220843:\n \n<epictetus> is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?
bash.org #220904:\n \n<NW>: The NHL has the Stanley Cup, the MLB has the World Series, and the NFL has the Super Bowl.\n<NW> I'm not sure what the NBA has...\n**Reno sips vodkety.\n<[Drum]>: The Championship.\n<Ran[afk]>: The Rape Accusation Trial.
bash.org #220940:\n \n<notlewdminx> Jesus would be so much cooler if he hatched from an egg\n<coke-> haha\n<notlewdminx> Immaculate conception? BIG DEAL\n<notlewdminx> Eggboy? AWESOME\n<coke-> THEY POKED A HOLE IN THE JESUS EGG\n<notlewdminx> You could paint it
bash.org #220983:\n \n<Joe>	so if somebody said "I did your momma" what would you say?\n<Eric>	Daddy?\n<Joe>	okay, you got me there, that was a good one
bash.org #220997:\n \n<ISO_Girl> i need to trim my hair\n<Anarchy_Creator> meh short hair on a woman = no\n<Anarchy_Creator> i think shoulder length is good\n<ISO_Girl> wrong hair buddy\n<Anarchy_Creator> ...
bash.org #221002:\n \n<TKD-Azmodeux> I'm embezzling all the clan funds into jerkin's hand lotion.\n<TKD-Strider> Why do you need that?\n<TKD-Azmodeux> ...Yes...why indeed...
bash.org #221090:\n \n<Fig_leaf> i saw this black kid the other day\n<Fig_leaf> he was wearing a jersey type shirt with 'DMX - Ruff Riderz' on it.\n<Fig_leaf> i asked what 'DMX' has to do with Teddy Roosevelt?\n<Fig_leaf> and he hit me\n<Fig_leaf> >:(
bash.org #221121:\n \n* sty is now listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Two Tribes\n* Bluey is now listening to The Printer - Churning Out Pages.
bash.org #221128:\n \n<Rhodz> bah\n<Rhodz> so sick of this superbowl crap\n<Rhodz> they just cater to the lowest common denominator\n<Rhodz> I half expect next year's superbowl to be a reality home improvement show where the two teams have to build the stadium and when they're done get voted off their teams one by one until the last two have to compete in a singing contest judges by that simon guy from american idol, and the winner wins the superbowl alone, and gets a free makeover from the queer eye dudes and then a week later finds out he was "punk'd" and he didnt really win anything\n<Rhodz> ..\n<Rhodz> wait...that sounds like an awesome show
bash.org #221306:\n \n<zorba> man tesla was a cool guy\n<zorba> he basically transmitted power over 30 feet without the use of wires\n<arpit> i can do it too :P\n* arpit throws a battery
bash.org #221314:\n \n<res0> LapCat says elizabeth hurley has DSLs\n<mattt> broadband?\n<res0> dick sucking lips\n<res0> she does have some nice lips, but reducing such an astoundingly attractive woman to a sexual object that any street slut could embody is something i'd never do.\n<jotun> yeah, that's my job!\n<res0> sucking dick?\n<jotun> :<
bash.org #221321:\n \n<kaleido:#cisco> Blaxthos: i emailed that url to the netops at etrade\n<Blaxthos> HEY I'M LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE\n<kaleido> classic moment\n<Blaxthos> hahahaha\n<kaleido> Blaxthos: i emailed that url to the netops at etrade\n<kaleido> 20 cubes all shouting out, "HEY EVERYBOSY, IM LOOKING AT GAY           PORN!"\n<kaleido> followed by 20 guys all in my cube ready to beat me
bash.org #221342:\n \n<Necro^Partehh4t> if someone insults canada the best thing u can say is\n<Necro^Partehh4t> atleast im not french-canadian :.\n<[HI]Widget> lol\n<Bob_the_cannibal> what if you're french-canadian?\n<Necro^Partehh4t> then you suck
bash.org #221367:\n \n<PasteyGamer> So, what class of character would you like to be?\n<Malt_Liqa> Possibly a theif.\n<PasteyGamer> Um, alright. There are many forms of that class like, rogue, assassin...\n<Malt_Liqa> I'll be an assassin! \n<PasteyGamer> Are you sure, there are some downsides.\n<Malt_Liqa> Are you fucking kidding?! It has ass in it! TWICE!\n<PasteyGamer> Why the fuck haven't I killed you yet?
bash.org #221380:\n \n<Wingzy> crud, you should come to windsor some day\n<crudmonky> Wingzy: i would, but i have recurring nightmares that i might find myself stuck in canada\n<crudmonky> and a sole frenchman armed with just a white flag would invade and win
bash.org #221418:\n \n<sh1bby> man..top 5 inventions by black people...whats up with that\n<sh1bby> what about the white people's inventions??\n<s3llout> uh..slaves\n<s3llout> pwned
bash.org #221580:\n \n<Queued> It must be late -- "perl5" is looking like "penis"\n<Boinger69> Stay up until "VB" looks like "a good idea"
bash.org #221661:\n \n<RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend's picture in a porn site? \n<Yamatto> you link us for a start.
bash.org #221671:\n \n<Nathicana> invasion, penetration, domination ... tis all related. \n<Sirithil> Yes, my militarism is just all Freudian expression...
bash.org #221818:\n \n(@Furrikain) quickly, put your head to my anus! \n(@Furrikain) you can hear the sea =D
bash.org #221849:\n \n<Moses> I'm a Pepsi man, myself\n<Zorbo> eww\n<Zorbo> pepsi is like the mac of the soft drink world
bash.org #221855:\n \n<mindy>why are men so insecure about how long their penises are?\n<topbottom>it's not that we're insecure, it's just something we like to keep track of, like our shoe size\n<topbottom>men need to know this so that when a chick asks us how long our cock is, we know what to multiply by 1.5\n<mikeyL>yeah, so i'd say 6 inches\n<mikeyL>wait\n<mikeyL>fuck\n<topbottom>lol
bash.org #221937:\n \n<jdm> i just accidently urinated on my face\n<@Static> did you take a picture?\n<jdm> no\n<jdm> let go of my wang to catch the toilet seat, it began to fall\n<jdm> pissed all over the back of the toilet then it swung up and hit me in the face like a fire hose
bash.org #221989:\n \n<turkey> my friend saw r kelly's purple escalade with lamberghini doors, and spinners\n<HongKongPhooey> did he see the 3 11 year olds inside?
bash.org #222068:\n \n<ilifin> Crazy idea.\n<ilifin> Keanu Reeves as Sauron\n<ilifin> Hugo Weaving as Isildur\n<ilifin> Keanu: How about I give you the finger.. and you give me back my ring.
bash.org #222278:\n \n<Biitchboy> even tho i really like the title of my book\n<kibet> which is?\n<Donald> "This Book Is Hollow And Contains A Bottle Of Gin"
bash.org #222281:\n \n<nyar> ok time to go to work\n<simpleton> work?\n<simpleton> oh shit\n* simpleton &
bash.org #222290:\n \n<oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet\n<oz> they are so cute\n<ph1zzle> man, that is cute\n<ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like
bash.org #222295:\n \n<Budgie> Opencanvas is a free-for-30-days-and-then-it-breaks program for windows.\n<Budgie> unless you pay :(\n<RabbitGod> well I think I'll stick to my photoshop 7 with the kazza lite discount
bash.org #222311:\n \n<visi-work> what's the hairy stuff in the cat5 cable for?\n<BrassMonk> insulation?\n<rm> its fur.
bash.org #222325:\n \n<+KrazyKid> is there anything more American than a McDonalds IN a Wal-Mart?\n<+JitSpout> little cesars in a kmart\n< Overand> KrazyKid: how about someone stealing from the cash register in the mcdonalds in the wal-mark\n< Overand> how about snorting coke in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart\n<+awed> haha\n< pvah731> hahah\n<+KrazyKid> Overand: hmmm.\n<+JitSpout> how about snorting coke off a hookers ass in the bathroom of the mcdonalds in the walmart?\n< Overand> heh\n<+JitSpout> a DEAD hookers ass\n<+awed> dead from snorting too much coke off the last hooker's ass\n<+JitSpout> with her head in the toilet, getting swirlied\n<+awed> CHOCOLATE swirlied\n<+JitSpout> ohh baby\n< pvah731> how about someone on welfare with 3 kids that wieghs 300 pounds and is wearing a nascar shirt in mcdonalds in a walmart saying "fuck them sand niggers"
bash.org #222389:\n \n<AcidGame> Shit!\n<legozrule> What?\n<AcidGame> I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.\n<legozrule> Then what?\n<AcidGame> I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_<
bash.org #222409:\n \n<VTSquire> stileproject has fucked up my sex life\n<ashp> VTSquire can't get hard without pissing in his girlfriends face :(
bash.org #222411:\n \n<WilBeDed> Anyone Alive?\n<WooShell> no. i am sorry. everyone's dead at the moment. please leave a requiem after the tone.
bash.org #222456:\n \n<ClownyMo> Where do you send Jewish kids with ADD?\n<Gino> I don't even wanna know this one....\n<ClownyMo> Concentration camps!!!\n<Gino> Oh how rite i was
bash.org #222461:\n \n<PaNTs0r> people who cut themselves\n<PaNTs0r> honest to god\n<PaNTs0r> what is the point\n<PaNTs0r> "oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
bash.org #222502:\n \n<BlaZe--> hwo do i produce logs?\n<+zrv3tt3\|> go to the bathroom
bash.org #222549:\n \n<+commodore_dude> anyone wanna make me a magic 8-ball in java?\n<+x24> ask again later
bash.org #222555:\n \n<Blake`> Buffalo wants to draw in the film industry.\n<Blake`> What the fuck are they gonna film there?\n<`Edwin`> Fargo, part 2?\n<Blake`> "The Adventures of Nanook the Eskimo"?\n<`Edwin`> Call of the Wild?\n<Blake`> "Dude, Where's My Economy?"
bash.org #222596:\n \n<Keitaro> I think I know where Michael Jackson got the idea to hang his kid over the balcony.\n<Keitaro> Lion King.
bash.org #222662:\n \n<RLTim> Procrastination is like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself\n<Cheshire> Yeah but if procrastination and masturbation were paying jobs, IRC would be full of fucking millionaires.
bash.org #222680:\n \n<Cheshire> I can't afford those plastic things to cover the electric sockets so I just draw bunny faces on the electric outlets to scare the kids away from them...\n<RLtim> Newsflash! Kids aren't afraid of bunnies.\n<Cheshire> Oh they will be...
bash.org #222744:\n \n<kats`awake> sometimes when i masturbate i look up at my hand and say gg
bash.org #222940:\n \n<+Ralan> atkins works not because its a good diet, because people who are on it burn so much energy because they can't shut the fuck up about being on atkins
bash.org #223120:\n \nBornDead: my dick says straight but it doesnt mean i love the pussy!\nBornDead: wait..\nBornDead: no\nBornDead: other way around\nBornDead: OTHER WAY\nG13LinK: . . .\nG13LinK: I wish there were some tool to measure the amount of respect I lose in you every time you say something...
bash.org #223408:\n \n(@WrmSlayer] wow\n(@WrmSlayer] american scientists are spending millions of dollars learning to grow monkey sperm inside mice...\n(+smilertoo] have they said WHY?\n(@WrmSlayer] new product line for mcdonalds
bash.org #223524:\n \n<supremo>hey, i heard somewhere that the size of the cock a woman enjoys is related to the type of sex she likes most\n<supremo>chicks who dig giving oral like big cocks, chicks who like regular sex like medium cocks, and chicks who like anal prefer small cocks\n<tupperware>so your girlfriend must be into nasal, huh supremo\n<supremo>shut up dipshit
bash.org #223887:\n \n<+t4D> man. i think its time to bring the coffee maker into the bedroom\n<+ScratXP> You may be moving too  fast\n<+ScratXP> take it to a movie first
bash.org #223959:\n \n* Aryeh`AFK has quit IRC (Quit: [16:12] * ObnoxiousFrog reminds Aryeh that a girl on a gaming clan IRC chan is about as common as a unicorn that pisses gold and farts dreams)
bash.org #224038:\n \n<gofer-chan> What's the difference between Bill Gate's wife and a computer?\n<gofer-chan> A computer doesn't mind taking a 3 1/2 floppy.
bash.org #224449:\n \nfinacosa: yous gots to be KIDDIN yo\nfinacosa: you best be steppin yall dont want nunna this shit\nNerosan2k: shut you mizzle my fizzle\nfinacosa: awww now it's on\nNerosan2k: my footizzle will stomp all ova' yo' shizzle, bitchizzle\nfinacosa: im abouts to blockizzle yo ass\nNerosan2k: i will sizzle yo' shizzile at the big hizzle next monizzile\nfinacosa: ?\nNerosan2k: the big hizzle, you know, school-izzle\nfinacosa: hahaizzle\nNerosan2k: lolizzle\nfinacosa: its like pig latin for dumb people
bash.org #224607:\n \n<smadge1> Guinness World Records was one site that did consider exactly what they were hosting on the web, and made necessary changes. The record for "Most Individuals Killed In A Terrorist Attack" is 2823 people accord to one page on Guinness' site. Guinness has a feature were you can apply to "Break this record", and this option was placed on every page that contained a record.
bash.org #224911:\n \n<spyforthemoon> It's a bad sign when you walk into a room with a high school senior girl talking about 'prom' and think "what's she doing with Programable Read Only Memory?"
bash.org #225093:\n \n<stout> I think smokers invented lighters because smoking makes a person ugly, and they were tired of hearing the same joke all the time:  smoker - "Hey, got a match?"  non-smoker - "Yeah, your face and my butt."
bash.org #225808:\n \n<stony> i'm sort of distracted at the moment]\n<Skip>  getting laid?\n<stony> lol no\n<Skip>  then you have no excuse
bash.org #225811:\n \n* ViVa changes topic to 'SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize = rightsize LIMIT 2;'
bash.org #225813:\n \n< mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again\n< mf> you're too damn serious for the internet\n< mf> go read bash.org or something\n< mf> ;D\n< floris> haha\n<+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org\n<+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the internet is beyond me.\n< mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question
bash.org #225829:\n \n<The Monkey>: But my ex girlfriend's dad had one redeeming feature, his wallet\n<The Monkey>: More capacious than an elephant's scrotum but just as difficult to get your hands on
bash.org #225840:\n \n(SuperMarine): i swear to go\n(SuperMarine): d\n(SuperMarine): if that dog next door dosnt shut up\n(SuperMarine): im going to do something bad\n(AfroTrance): like complain over irc
bash.org #225866:\n \n* ian wonders who was responsible for the "stuff that matters" part of the /. slogan ......\n<l_oke> ian: I know one thing\n<l_oke> ian: he's a pathological liar
bash.org #226350:\n \n<Cas> I used to enjoy going into Best Buy back in 95, do a search on them for *.exe, *.bat, *.com it always came up with a few thousand\n<Cas> drag all of them to the startup folder\n<StarManta> ROFL\n<Cas> walk away and watch :)\n<mystic_1> rofl\n<Cas> act innocent\n<Cas> always worked for me, they never suspected a girl would do that :)
bash.org #226373:\n \n<Fawn> OMG\n<Fawn> I just found out that my little brother has the hots for the same actress I have the hots for\n<AccordionGuy> ACTRESS SANDWICH
bash.org #226426:\n \n<Cthulhu> What the fuck is up with all the "roses are red" quotes on bash.org?\n<Matt> They're cool, that's what...\n<Cthulhu> Roses are red, violets are blue, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING JEW
bash.org #226476:\n \n<gikmo> ill sell you my sister for a sausage roll and a beer...\n<gikmo> would be more, but she's used.
bash.org #226563:\n \n< kate> wat r u doin ryt now\n< Patrick`> Trying not to hunt you down and beat you into a pulp with a dictionary.
bash.org #226722:\n \nseamus: Monday is President's Day.\nseamus: What are YOU going to get YOUR president?\nseamus: I'm going to get mine a dictionary and a Clifford the Big Red Dog book.
bash.org #226987:\n \n<Jackryan2000guy> You know you've played too much soul caliber when you get the sudden urge in the middle of a calculus test to stand up, wave your fist and yell, "Souls! Come to me!"
bash.org #227205:\n \n<JediDrunkenLlama> YES!\n<JediDrunkenLlama> YES YES YES!\n<JediDrunkenLlama> score one for the JDL.\n<JediDrunkenLlama> I just convinced a telemarketer that I'm female.
bash.org #227455:\n \n<cheapo> haha, this screen appeared on my windows that said "time before shutdown: 60 seconds"\n<cheapo> so i turned the windows clock 2 years backwards and now it says "time before shutdown: 729 days" :D:D\n<cheapo> i just love windows :D
bash.org #227562:\n \n< madsen> Lol, just found this in the /.-comments to the win2k source leak. "Real men don't do backups, they just pack their files into windows_2000_source_code.zip and post them to their website.... with torrent links..."
bash.org #227780:\n \n<Saltank> I swear, John Kerry looks just like a 70 year old Max Payne.
bash.org #227855:\n \n* MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC.\n<Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
bash.org #228076:\n \n<GiLtY2> oh god, this program is killing me\n* crumpiano fights off program\n* GiLtY2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)\n<crumpiano> i guess the program got him
bash.org #228241:\n \nWALLOP shadow:  $ my throat is killing me.. anyone got tips how to reduce the pain?\nWALLOP shadow:  $ no, it's not caused by swallowing semen\nWALLOP shadow:  $ I don't think swallowing semen would help either\nWALLOP shadow:  $ I see.. so honey + lemon + warm milk/water would help\nWALLOP shadow:  $ no, I'm not going to mix up any semen with that\nWALLOP shadow:  $ I wonder what whiskey + warm milk would taste like\nWALLOP shadow:  $ No, I don't think it would taste like semen\nWALLOP shadow:  $ FINE! I'll try the semen, so shut up already!
bash.org #228303:\n \n<epoch--> crap, getting my license renewed while baked was a bad idea\n<epoch--> every time they take my picture for it, i end up looking like a criminal.. this time i look like a stoned criminal
bash.org #228441:\n \nMaelstrom III: i think valentines day is ddosing hallmark.com
bash.org #228590:\n \n<ArnRim83> An issue of Nintendo Power I have, (Issue 16) calls Pilotwings "Flight Club". Another tentative title I guess\n<anarchy99> YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB
bash.org #228627:\n \n<Redbeard> I declared my undying love to someone.\n<Redbeard> I told her that my love is like the skeleton turtles in Mario.
bash.org #228636:\n \nO100111001101111: IRC = comedy Gold\nArt of Tanz: did you discover bash?\nO100111001101111: negative\nO100111001101111: i discovered #Catholic
bash.org #228701:\n \n<`Riku> The new Britney Spears music video is like a softcore porn video\n<`Riku> except the music ain't quite as good.
bash.org #229041:\n \n<Gin> Cocaine is white\n<Gin> Marijuana is green\n<Gin> So won't you please be\n<Gin> My drug lord queen\n<Gin> HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
bash.org #229070:\n \n<pihlopase> Jesus Saves\n<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
bash.org #229321:\n \n<@amoeba> hey, what's the keyboard shortcut to discard the current buffer in emacs?\n<@thatguy> do you have 12 fingers
bash.org #229508:\n \n<ravuya> LIBERAL SOCIALIST MOTHERFUCKER PENGUINS ARE GOING TO EAT MY CAPITALISM
bash.org #229713:\n \n<VeryMuchS> I have been looking for some fucking old school Are You Afraid Of The Dark
bash.org #229863:\n \n* krazy (~krazy@cD9088C66.sdsl.catch.no) Quit (Quit: A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.)
bash.org #229921:\n \n<warezfrea> can any1 tell me where I can download GTA Vice city? \n<@Conz> buy it, rip it, put up your own ftp, download it
bash.org #230283:\n \n<+______Ric> I wonder what would cause a sixteen year old girl to think she could run me.\n<+dami> a vagina
bash.org #230424:\n \n<Gerard> Damn bitch fuck damn.\n<Tom> PG-13 Gerard\n<Gerard> Dang gosh golly dang
bash.org #230432:\n \n<Kormiic> I think you should reverse one of the letters in your band logo, then you can have an official thumb in the nu-metal market.
bash.org #230562:\n \n(Omorpheus) I think rappers are the noobs of the music world "OMGZ YO I R GANGSTER"
bash.org #230727:\n \n[@cwatford] i really do need to write my childrens books\n[@cwatford] i plan on scaring children shitless about common programming errors\n[@Entrope] "jane thought overrunning buffers was great fun until the exploit monster bit off her head!"
bash.org #230775:\n \n<myr> grep me! oh grep me baby!\n<myr> run your shells! keep my daemons happy!\n<myr> you turn my kernel inside out!\n<myr> time to put on the red hat!\n<myr> is that a penguin i see sticking out of your pants hun?\n<myr> linux geeks having sex
bash.org #230794:\n \n<Foobar> i had to deliver something to a business downtown that was next door to EMI Music Canada\n<Foobar> i was very tempted to walk in the front lobby, scream "I DOWNLOAD MP3S, BITCHES" and run out
bash.org #230936:\n \n<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...\n<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in.  Watch.\n<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.
bash.org #230953:\n \n<Ged> uh, my big brother has got some girl in his room.. they sound really nasty\n<Ged> and her name doesn't end in .jpg\n<G0rk> .avi then?\n<Ged> indeed, if I can just find my video-cam
bash.org #231033:\n \n[hehohno] I really swear rev is a music columnist.\n[hehohno] You have that bitter, "radiohead is ok, if you like rehashed pink floyd tracks" feel about you.
bash.org #231076:\n \n<DarkOne> This nightvision effect simply looks as if someone replaced your monitor with a bowl of lime sherbert.
bash.org #231143:\n \nGeezer_The_Douche: I want a customised Nintendo Powerglove that shoots cancer at people.
bash.org #231177:\n \n<atarax> black people were invented by the government to get rid of the crack
bash.org #231223:\n \n<lude> Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
bash.org #231237:\n \n<wasted> fuck\n<wasted> lol\n<wasted> apperantly transparancy can go 100%\n<wasted> invisible\n<wasted> i have a window somewhere. in my screen.\n<wasted> god knows where ;\n<sc0tt> LOL
bash.org #231241:\n \n<+Allahkat> Or say that you heard a rumour about some gays having the female reproductive organs taken out of their dyke friends, and insterted into their ass, so they CAN reproduce.\n<+Allahkat> Or something as stupid as that.\n<+Allahkat> See how many fall for it.\n<@asshat> thats genius\n<@asshat> imagine having a uterus in your ass\n<@asshat> you could totally poop a kid out\n<@bunnieWork> shit a kid.\n<@bunnieWork> a shitday instead of a birthday.\n<@asshat> then you have the right to call them little shits
bash.org #231477:\n \n<Gloomster> I'm not white\n<Gloomster> I'm rhythmically challenged
bash.org #231527:\n \n<Chibi-Trekkie> at school, some guy was like\n<Chibi-Trekkie> are you going to prom?\n<Chibi-Trekkie> and another guy was like PRON!? WHERE
bash.org #231529:\n \n<QuantumKat> Whitehouse Communications Director Dan Bartlett has admitted that 'applause lines' were written into the President's State of the Union Address of 2004. He went on to say some of the applause was genuine.\n<QuantumKat> everybody clap now\n<mash\|dead> ...\n<mikedude> <applause sign lights up>
bash.org #231741:\n \n<@Sprache> what do you guys know about the company that makes RealPlayer?\n<@KtuLi> I'd tell you, but the information is still buffering
bash.org #232020:\n \n<b1u3> good...admitting your stupidity is the first step to disguising it as charming immaturity.
bash.org #232034:\n \n<Kyote> What the fuck would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other wankers and throwing teabags around?
bash.org #232127:\n \n<joeman> Rosa Parks is my idol.\n<joeman> I, too, refuse to get up out of my seat.
bash.org #232298:\n \n<Bazz> Every day you give me food, and yet I dont eat. I always stand on four legs. What am I?\n<Costilled> Calista Flockhart
bash.org #232554:\n \n<Tempest> Has anyone seen Passion of the Christ?\n<Yuki> I heard the guy playing Jesus was struck by lighting twice while working on the set.  \n<Mister Mittens> I've heard that as well... And I think someone else on the set was hit by lightning as well... not sure  \n<Quinton> GOOD MOVIE  \n<Teal> They weren't hit by lightning. They were smote. There's a difference.
bash.org #233166:\n \n<[-will-]> damnit\n<[-will-]> I cant find my video card\n<Excors> Overclock it, then look for the source of the smoke
bash.org #233274:\n \n<~DuDE~> My sister was driving home today\n<~DuDE~> Somebody comited suicide by jumping of a bridge onto the motorway\n<~DuDE~> And landed on my sister's bonnet!\n<Barnes> Jesus christ that's terrible!\n<Barnes> She'll lose her no claims discount on her insurance!
bash.org #233282:\n \n<David> Finally. It works. My Palm is working.\n<schnorks> Now you can hold stuff
bash.org #233284:\n \n<LukeIsTerrified> R. Kelly says: "Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through."\n<LukeIsTerrified> I love it.\n<Brave-o> He believes he can fly.\n<Brave-o> Into buildings.
bash.org #233293:\n \n<@Dogpile> 88. Who recorded "Join Together" in 1972?\n<Tback> like who knows these\n<@Dogpile> Tback got the answer: the who. In: 2.43 secs. Streak: 1. Current wins 23!
bash.org #233331:\n \n<jamesd> "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed."\n* kop_ (~2@sdn-ap-019watacoP0124.dialsprint.net) has joined #solaris\n<sheenmaster> jamesd: being an OpenServer or UNIXWare user is like living in a house that hasn't been touched by a carpenter or inspected by an architect in years.  Every morning when you wake up, the neighbor's house is a little better.  You are justing thankful that the floor hasn't fallen out from beneath your bed, cause you know it'll be half a decade before its fixed.\n* RainbowW has quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))\n<sheenmaster> jamesd: being a Windows user is like living is a cheap vegas hotel.  Every morning, you wake up with a new disease.  The floor beneath your bed is likely to fall through at any time, but at least you can burn the hotel down and rebuild it or move to another room.\n<jamesd> "Memory is like gasoline. You use it up when you are running. Of course you get it all back when you reboot..."\n<jamesd>  -- Actual explanation obtained from the Micro$oft help desk. \n<sheenmaster> haha\n<sheenmaster> Damn Microsoft for coming up with better jokes than we do!
bash.org #233448:\n \n<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs\n<Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating\n<Rendrag> i took her at her word\n<Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up\n<LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one.\n<Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :
bash.org #233535:\n \n<mrsnazz> I'm a phreaker, you know what I mean, and I flip the little switch on the red box\n<mrsnazz> on the redbox, on the redbox yea\n<mrsnazz> I'm to elite for my shirt, to elite for my shirt, so elite it hurts\n<nickr> on the pay phone, on the payphone\n<mrsnazz> yea\n<mrsnazz> i play my little tone to the payphone
bash.org #233610:\n \n<kjones> last night i had sex with a model.\n<simtaxijunki> O.o\n<kjones> but then the glue melted\n<kjones> and one of the wings fell off.\n<kjones> go figure.
bash.org #233651:\n \n<Chrisodeo> veni, veni, veni.\n<CrazySteve> Pervert.
bash.org #233654:\n \n<spyder> fuck it\n<spyder> ima go kill myself\n<spyder> bbl
bash.org #233682:\n \nAntF22: dude\nAntF22: "goober" in pig latin is "oober gay"\nAntF22: hahahahaha
bash.org #233731:\n \n<EinHander MK II> wtf... how did my cat get INSIDE my computer case...
bash.org #234183:\n \n<Dan> I was at a funeral\n<Saria> catholics suck..\n<Dan> And I was drinking a pop\n<Dan> And for some stupid reason... the holy water was plugged into an electrical socket\n<Dan> So the wire was just kinda hanging out\n<Saria> so do pentecostals\n<Dan> So I trip on it... land in the holy water, spilling this brown pop in the holy water\n<Saria> lol\n<Saria> :/\n<lophyte> LOL\n<lophyte> awesome\n<Dan> I look down and said "Whoa.. it's holy crap!"\n<lophyte> LMAO\n<lophyte> HAHAHA\n<Saria> LOL\n<Dan> Never saw the inside of that church again...
bash.org #234201:\n \n<JerZgirl> damn i wish my husband would quit cruising around looking for access points and come home already!\n<Demon> Back when I was a kid, we just called them `girls'.\n<digia> lmao
bash.org #234263:\n \n<chanman3> i was looking up slaves for a school project on yahoo\n<chanman3> on of the ads was: Buy and Sell "slaves" on E-bay.
bash.org #234706:\n \n<@debaser> so\n<@debaser> i'm kinda looking forward to seeing the passion\n<blister> the question is though: which bitch is going to get naked in this story (the hotty from Braveheart == win!)\n<Azra`el> jesus died a virgin man\n<Azra`el> remember?\n<Pi> Azra`el: but Jesus got tempted like a mofo\n<Pi> so some chick's probably all "let's sex0r" and he's all "get thee behind me"\n<blister> if they did that\n<blister> i'd go see it
bash.org #234735:\n \n<Clinton> "Here in canada, we have a special program to deal with the homeless, its called "winter""
bash.org #234970:\n \n<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.\n<Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"\n<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"\n<Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"\n<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"\n<Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.\n<Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"\n<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"\n<Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.\n<Tedward> he asks her for his $250.\n<Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec\n<Tedward> what?\n<Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.\n*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman\n<Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.
bash.org #235003:\n \nDracula: Roses are red\nDracula: Violets are blue\nDracula: this line doesn't rhyme\nDracula: and neither does this one
bash.org #235781:\n \n<amped> f7 then :D\n<Pockets> lol\n<Pockets> yup\n<amped> heh\n<Pockets> bye bye cruiser :P\n<amped> a3?\n<Pockets> miss\n<Pockets> i3\n<VanJeans> there's something very sad about IRC battleships :/\n<Pockets> yeah ur in the middle of it biartch! :D\n<amped> miss, a4\n<Pockets> sunk :/\n<amped> woo!\n<VanJeans> ...sad ... very sad
bash.org #236305:\n \n<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D\n<!fis> FUCK\n<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through\n<!fis> i can type\n<!fis> but i don't see anything\n<!Purge> fis\n<!Purge> fis\n<!Purge> fis\n<!Purge> fis\n<!Purge> fis\n<!Purge> fis\n<!fis> stop that\n<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/
bash.org #236399:\n \n* Lembas found an awesome headline in today's paper.\n<Lembas> Violence in Israel.\n* Bonzai fails to see the awesomeness, that's like "Snow in Siberia"\n<Bruce_MacCulloch> or "Idiots in Washington"
bash.org #236401:\n \n<the_stick> I finally managed to get rid of Linux\n<the_stick> Unfortunately I got rid of windows and all my data in the process\n<the_stick> guess it didnt want to go down without a fight
bash.org #236412:\n \n* MogKnight fires suicide bombers at acpo\n<MogKnight> FOR ALLAH.\n<Cassie> don't mock allah :(\n<Cassie> he is my god\n<rikku> SO YOUR ARBIAN!!!!\n<Cassie> yes, i'm from Arbia
bash.org #236466:\n \nSeijurro1234: 	IM NOT ON AOL .. IM ON AMERICA ONLINE \nSeijurro1234: 	RETARD
bash.org #236870:\n \n<Bmann> its supposed to be 60 tomorrow?\n<brendando> its nice out here\n<brendando> Not that I have been outside in 2 days\n<brendando> But I'm near a window
bash.org #236900:\n \n<Serafijn> what's that film with the ship and the ghosts?\n<Nightchill> Ghostship?\n<Serafijn> oh yeah
bash.org #236904:\n \n<Jaz> You're catholic, right jay?\n<@Jaayy> you and me both.\n<Jaz> What are you giving up for lent?\n<@Jaayy> Catholocism.\n<Jaz> how ironic.
bash.org #237170:\n \ntobby14 (~java@1046E976.C3C0D218.2D1B8E7.IP) has joined #Lobby\n<tobby14> whats up you all mudafuckers\n<@Dante> i think you're on the wrong server\n<@Dante> you want irc.whitetrash.wigger.net
bash.org #237409:\n \n<Ancalagon> We have here a message from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck Waffles
bash.org #237410:\n \n<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox\n<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!\n<Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers.\n<Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers.\n<Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again.\n\n-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal Bigglesworth!]\n-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat\n<foo> Riiiiiight...\n* Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt Consolidation
bash.org #237483:\n \n* Zed used to teach idiots how to 'hack' in Diablo.\n<Zed> I mean, I'd give them an axe, then lead them to the dungeon.\n<Zed> Tell them to hit a skeleton.\n<Zed> They didn't appreciate that :p
bash.org #237507:\n \n<chobits41> You know that big mall in Edmonton has three fully working submarines.\n<chobits41> the Canadain Navy has two.\n<@Airs> lol\n<chobits41> So if war ever broke out in that mall ... they'd never make it past the Gap.
bash.org #237811:\n \n* MoonKatz munches some girl scout cookies.\n<MoonKatz> for some reason, these aren't all that great. Maybe it's because I had shortbread recently.\n<Da5id> could be that they didn't use fresh girlscouts this year too\n<MoonKatz> true. I got them from a different troop, so that must be it.
bash.org #237903:\n \n<Tenkz> GG and Riot sitting in a tree\n<Tenkz> virtually undressing...ly.\n<MrPants> first comes asl\n<Tenkz> then comes cyber\n<Girl_Gamer_152> then comes meet in real life and IT'S A 60YO TRANSFESTITE!
bash.org #237904:\n \n(lara`) i wanna die\n\n(lara`) just like jesus christ\n\n(Ic3zero) whats stopping u\n\n(Ic3zero) ppl cant carry u up the hill?
bash.org #237913:\n \n<Penguin> All I did was try to brighten up their days, with racial hate propaganda.\n<cow\|a> ahhaah\n<cow\|a> as you should.\n<Penguin> And what do they do in return? Ban me!
bash.org #237941:\n \n<Fox_Alan> when you have to resort to using pickup lines from bash.org things are bad :)\n<Borlath_Mon> Yeah, but nobody I know over here READS bash.org - I read a bit before I go out, and I'm the life of the party. Telling jokes, making fun of things...\n<Borlath_Mon> Of course, I -did- get into a bit of trouble when I went to the Black Pride thing.\n<Borlath_Mon> That antique farm equipment joke didn't go down too well.
bash.org #237959:\n \n(Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site, but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing but nude women
bash.org #237965:\n \n(+^Bunny) without the sex\n(@Squiggle) the sex doesnt matter\n(+^Bunny) like prison mates :)\n(+^Bunny) lol j/k\n(@Squiggle) I would SO much rather have someone hold me and play with my hair and snuggle me while I sleep than have sex.\n(@Squiggle) sex is irrelevant to me most times.\n(+^Bunny) i think a lot of women would ;)\n(@Squiggle) Besides, my washing machine has a great spin cycle.
bash.org #237976:\n \n<Monga> Any of you guys ever get stuck in your chair?\n<Marjerin> No\n<DeeDee> No\n<UppeRkilL> No\n<Monga> Yeah, uh, me neither.
bash.org #237985:\n \n<+IronKite> When will I learn to stop frying bacon in the nude?\n<@jaymeekae> shortly after an embarrassing trip to the ER?\n<+IronKite> good point.
bash.org #238023:\n \n* Arathia serepticously kicks Aytin in the shin\n<Arathia> (horribly mispelled)\n<Aytin> no, shin is right
bash.org #238045:\n \n<javachickn> O FUCK MY FOOT IS ASLEEP \n<javachickn> WHAT DO I DO\n<javachickn> HURRY\n<Steve> wake it up with fire\n<Steve> the really hot kind.
bash.org #238059:\n \n<LZ> when I was like 8\n<LZ> I was trying to make this fanfic\n<LZ> where Mario met his twin sister Maria\n<Elmoogle> And they sexx0red?\n<LZ> I was 8 ;_;\n<LZ> Yes\n<LZ> They did
bash.org #238061:\n \nZacCichy: or why is it I can't find a chick\nZacCichy: younger than 15!?\nZacCichy: :-(\nZacCichy: OLDER I MEAN
bash.org #238066:\n \n<tah_twig> How do you know I'm NOT a hot, slutty girl?\n<go_amd_go> because your here
bash.org #238071:\n \n<Guest34423>	is Microsoft Access available in windows?\n<Pinchiukas> no, it's for linux
bash.org #238103:\n \n<KB1JEC> anybody here give me a little help with VB?\n<MikeJ> KB1JEC - does this look like a VB help channel?\n<MikeJ> #C# is the VB help channel\n<MikeJ> *duh*\n<KB1JEC> ok im so awfully sorry\n<KB1JEC> Unable to join #C# because a correct key is required\n<MikeJ> ok\n<MikeJ> then try #C++ they do it too\n<KB1JEC> ok im in #c++, thanks\n* KB1JEC has left #VisualBasic\n<MikeJ> ...
bash.org #238107:\n \n<qreymer> fuck... i just scratched my laptops monitor... and then i tried to use ctrl + z on it\n<qreymer> i forgot it doesn't work on the outside ;(
bash.org #238114:\n \n<p0m> AGDN: My father's always calling me to explain the toolbar on Word.\n<p0m> Its rediculous.\n<p0m> "Whats this button do?" "I Don't fucking know! CLIIIIICK IT!"
bash.org #238133:\n \n<Gandalf> at least you arent typical of most yanks here who hear the word africa and automatically think we drive elephants to work \n<Dinxy> no you drive black people to work
bash.org #238158:\n \n<birdhouseskater> my one goal in life besides a girlfriend is getting in bash.org
bash.org #238166:\n \n* Lemming hands out glasses full of an unidentifiable liquid.\n<Lemming> beba la sandwich!\n<red_cactus> you blended a sammich?\n<red_cactus> *blenderd\n<red_cactus> *blendered\n<red_cactus> *put a sammich in a blender
bash.org #238254:\n \nmooseybaby4247: my acceptance would be like "I would like to thank all the other nominees who lost so that i could win, my family and friends, I love you all, and to everyone I worked with, you were great but I was greater because I'm the one with the award. Thank you."
bash.org #238256:\n \nKajiTheGaurdian: Funny thing. There were these papers by kids posted on the wall of the temple about why being Jewish is good, and one kid wrote "I like being Jewish because it means I'm special," but he wrote it as "spechul".\nDolorous Decay: He sounds pretty fucking spechul to me
bash.org #238276:\n \nDublyner: I was up in Winnepeg and some guy on the street asked me if I had two loonies for a toonie. I thought he was going to rape me or something.
bash.org #238334:\n \n<Kadon`> Can a dead girl have an orgasm?\n<TheMoxy> God.. lol\n<Anonymous> How long has she been dead?\n<Kadon`> Uh, let me check.
bash.org #238361:\n \n<RealaNightmaren> that fucker is linking to our files\n<RealaNightmaren> AGAIN\n<dosdemon> reala who hosts sonic cult\n<RealaNightmaren> dos: a friend of mine\n<Sushi-D> reala... you should make one of those scripts..\n<dosdemon> ah\n<RealaNightmaren> i used to have one\n<RealaNightmaren> i replaced it with htaccess\n<RealaNightmaren> which unfortunatly doesn't cover the subdomains\n<Sushi-D> that bites the bullet...\n<Sushi-D> so....how are youe gonna correct this problem...\n<RealaNightmaren> easy\n<RealaNightmaren> I'll replace it with porn
bash.org #238410:\n \n<Schwab> so I bought some mary jane last night\n<Schwab> about a quarters worth\n<Schwab> then I planted it in this jackass's car\n<Schwab> then I called the cops\n<Schwab> and now he's on parol violation\n<Schwab> lesson in all of this....don't ever..EVER.. fucking touch my food, especially with the intention of ruining it while I'm eating
bash.org #238425:\n \npoetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself\npoetica09: it's fun stuff\npoetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend\npoetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store\npoetica09: and a tin can\npoetica09: and the sign would say\npoetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive"\npoetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair\npoetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player\npoetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p
bash.org #238448:\n \n<@iretd> Problem with bash is: after reading it for like half an hour, you go back to irc and you don't understand the jokes ppl make, like "where's the punch line" and then you realize there's no joke, it's just back to boring old IRC\n<@dalias> actually i have that problem on bash\n<@dalias> i read a quote and i'm like "where's the punch line?"
bash.org #238461:\n \n<pussyfart> jesus h. christ..\n<mycheese> wtf does the h stand for\n<pussyfart> ...\n<pussyfart> henry
bash.org #238463:\n \n+SharpSchutze: Hard Drive Installed On: Thursday, January 1 1970\n+SharpSchutze: That can't be good.
bash.org #238510:\n \n*** Signoff: Froz- (Quit: and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?)\n*** Froz- (~nogonnta@dsl-lprgw4g4c.dial.inet.fi) has joined channel #mpsource\n*** Mode change "+o Froz-" for channel #mpsource by ChanServ\n<Froz-> /quit and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?
bash.org #238559:\n \n<DeuceOfHearts> So I'm thinking about buying a title...\n<DeuceOfHearts> Should I be an Earl or a Duke?\n<DeuceOfHearts> I know... maybe a Marquis?\n<mistaelitez> Well, I dunno.... do you scroll down the street?
bash.org #238603:\n \n<Azrael> notepad + random windows system files = fun for the bored
bash.org #238718:\n \n<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex\n<jackfig> oh, that's good\n<Dormir> congrats\n<ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone \n<jackfig> ummm, then why are there so  many of them?
bash.org #238734:\n \n<shortigo> I can't find my enlightenment configuration files\n<BedMan> look in ~/.enlightenment\n<shortigo> I don't seem to have one\n<hazard> 'the path to enlightment is hard to find'
bash.org #238749:\n \n<Ransome_LightHawk> You know, I heard "The Passion" I so good they are going to make a book about it\n<Jaffar> Yeah. I think they're calling it "The Bible" or something\n<Jaffar> I dunno, sounds kind of silly to me.\n* Ransome_LightHawk nods\n<Jaffar> I mean, who'd read a book called "The Bible". Psh.
bash.org #238766:\n \n[ExCal]: hey andre, do you live on welfare?\n[ANDrEY]: NOO, BARRINGTON AVE.
bash.org #238771:\n \nTetramaster3k: Omg.\nTetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me chewing on the chords to my headphones\nTetramaster3k: She goes\nTetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and electrocute yourself"\nTetramaster3k: So I stopped\nTetramaster3k: Then she goes\nTetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop"
bash.org #238812:\n \n<raindog> I'll ring you when I head out...\n<morgamic> <3\n<raindog> lol\n<morgamic> want me to pick you up?\n<raindog> nice testicles\n<morgamic> it's a heart you jackass.\n<raindog> oh
bash.org #238827:\n \n<Bobman> Im gonna take the catalytic converter off my car, bend the muffler to the side and rig a spark plug on the inside\n<Bobman> Drive-by flamethrower
bash.org #238880:\n \n<LexMortis> have i told you about a dream i had?\n<LexMortis> a lion attacked me\n<LexMortis> and bit off my finger\n<LexMortis> after the fight n all was over\n<LexMortis> i looked at my hands\n<LexMortis> and went like "great, now i can only count to 9"\n<LexMortis> even my unconsciousness is retarded =
bash.org #238914:\n \n<nien_rima> actually, jaffars right there\n<Jaffar> Oh for the love of Christ, shut the Hell --\n<Jaffar> Oh wait.\n<Jaffar> You were agreeing with me.\n<Jaffar> Nevermind then, carry on.
bash.org #238915:\n \n<nimja> so I am afraid I might have scared some people in my photo iii class tonight\n<nimja> this fucking housefly landed on my notes in the middle of a lecture on split-filter printing techniques\n<nimja> and so I used my ultimate nimja powers to kill it with my bare hand\n<nimja> LIGHTNING FAST.\n<nimja> (it seriously was impressive)\n<nimja> but then I stabbed said housefly three (or maybe ten) times with my ballpopint pen while yelling "DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!"\n<nimja> *class went silent*\n<nimja> I said: "Sorry, it just seems like it was the thing to do right then."\n<nimja> prof didn't miss a beat, pretended to wipe bug guts off his tie, and then proceeded to discuss the use of filters 1/4 vs 0/5
bash.org #238929:\n \nhadesup: for a quarter? you capitalist whore.\nbadgerwithagun: hey, a quarter is a fifth of a dollar!\nhadesup: ...\nhadesup:um. you mean fourth\nbadgerwithagun: whatever.
bash.org #238969:\n \n* Reddog is now known as You\n* You have performed an Illegal operation, please Restart Windows\n* You is now known as Reddog\n* Desh has quit IRC (Quit: brb gotta restart windows...stupid trillian yelling at me)
bash.org #238979:\n \n<Sherazard> some times i wonder when i was 10 if i had hair in certian areas\n<Sherazard> sometimes i wish i could go back in time and check\n<Sherazard> just to put my curiosity to rest, you know\n<Sherazard> but then i think, what would i say to 10 year old me?\n<Sherazard> "hi, i'm your future self, take your pants off. i need to check something"\n<Sherazard> that'd probably scar me\n<Sherazard> and as a result my current self would be even *more* fucked up
bash.org #238989:\n \n<korosu> I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart.\n<korosu> It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
bash.org #239005:\n \n<Rewt> oooh\n<Rewt> panic room is on.\n<Rewt> I'd have wireless internet in my panic room\n<Rewt> except with my luck, my plea for help would end up posted on bash.org
bash.org #239040:\n \n<dawm> i wonder\n<dawm> if i can ban myself\n<dawm> oops\n<dawm> you can\n<dawm> im banned from my own blog\n<dawm> BAHAHHAHA\n<dawm> shit\n<dawm> thats unreversable
bash.org #239081:\n \n<Midnight> Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with.\n<Midnight> Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that.\n<Midnight> The dialogue went something like this: \n"May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?"\n"Ummmm...We don't have a phone."\n"Well, then what are you talking to me on?"\n"A banana?"\n<Midnight> I think they hung up after that.
bash.org #239088:\n \n<JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same?\n<BenBish> .... \n<BenBish> Naw man, not really.
bash.org #239102:\n \nsdrawkcab yekim: tomorrow i'm going to drink 10 gallons of water\nrevmoo: why\nsdrawkcab yekim: i wanna see how long i can pee for one time\nrevmoo1: that's it, I'm done with the Internet
bash.org #239106:\n \n[zekester] who the hell likes siliconed up tits\n[DreadQ] any tit is better than no tit\n[DreadQ] except them ones you pay some ho 10 bucks in the park to flash\n[zekester] 10 bucks to flash?\n[zekester] you can get a baseball bat for 10 bucks and that'll get you more than a flash
bash.org #239140:\n \n<CactusJac> I remember the days when I was angry at the world for no apparent reason\n<CactusJac> Then I grew up and found a reason: PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID AND SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT IN THE HEAD
bash.org #239151:\n \n<ColonelCoroner> Damn, my girlfriend just fucking confused herself in trying to use the calculator on her cell.  Stupid bitch.\n<Piro-nuts> ...dude, what did you expect from the peroxide-bleached blonde?\n<ColonelCoroner> I dun fuckin know.  She CALLED me on her cell, to ask how to USE the calculator on her cell.  \n<Piro-nuts> I think women are INNATELY stupid, that's the only reason to explain it.\n<ColonelCoroner> Dude, with all this cloning and genome shit going around, there's gotta be a time when women will contain intelligent DNA.\n<Piro-nuts> Yah, but like, 90% of them spit it out...
bash.org #239159:\n \n<Dave> You know, Bash should merge with SomethingAwful. Then it could be a homogenous collection of stupid and unfunny crap\n<Mobsta> Something Bashful?
bash.org #239178:\n \n* MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap\n<JohnnyDepIsCrap> :\n<I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn\n<I_Am_Great> g\n<I_Am_Great> *worng\n<JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know\n<I_Am_Great> *wrtong\n<I_Am_Great> *wrong\n<I_Am_Great> damn\n<JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha\n<I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng\n<I_Am_Great> fuck
bash.org #239192:\n \n<@[LH]PeterDoug> i am answering peoples questions on private messages if anyone is interested\n<@megat> ... peter you just said that to 2000 people.\n<@megat> good luck.\n<@[LH]PeterDoug> hang on there is too many of you\n* @megat giggles\n<@[LH]Sam\|WORK> Peter will be here for the next 6 weeks :D\n<@[LH]NeilOfDoom> there are 2600 of you\n* +meeb headbutts the nearest wall\n<[DWC]-Web^Douch> :)\n<@[LH]ChrisB> Peter's poor computer has 2000 PM's and 5 laughing developers...
bash.org #239215:\n \n<kellin> I honestly don't think I'm all that big.\n<fishphood> I don't like big penis.\n<Dairenn> fishphood, meet kellin.\n<kellin> UH.
bash.org #239322:\n \n<stuberg> we got home from fishos at about 3 am drank as fuck\n<stuberg> drunk*\n<stuberg> and decided to have this mass acid/shrooms binge\n<stuberg> and we kept goin all mornin on it like trippin out crazy and watching some chinese subtitle moviee\n<stuberg> and at about 8.30 in the mornign paulie decides he has to go to school and he actually left and walked to school\n<pualat> ur friend went school on an acid/mushies trip nice\n<stuberg> no no u dont get it, hes 24 and owns his own business hes not sposed to go to school
bash.org #239353:\n \n<[Yu-Ominae]> brb nature calls\n* [Yu-Ominae] goes outside and rolls in the bushes naked
bash.org #239395:\n \nthebud: the passion of the christ?\nIndago: if i wanted to see a bad actor get nailed, I'd watch the paris hilton video
bash.org #239434:\n \n<Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean?\n<gi> Oh my god. \n<Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr. oh-im-so-1337.\n<gi> What?\n<Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad.
bash.org #239439:\n \n(+{-ReV-}) http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~husainm/Animated/milkit.gif thats stupid the glass isn't even filling up how am i supposed to believe it then\n(jizzypop_) hehe\n(jizzypop_) you just have to have faith\n(+{-ReV-}) like the song\n(@J_bomb) rev it's a new GIF version\n(@J_bomb) if you wait long enough, they'll fill up\n(@J_bomb) it has extra frames\n(+{-ReV-}) ok\n(@J_bomb) just sit and stare\n(+{-ReV-}) i'll put my finger on the screen to mark the progression of the milk\n\n20 minutes later...\n\n(+{-ReV-}) ok dammit\n(+{-ReV-}) i fucking quit\n(+{-ReV-}) screw the milk
bash.org #239554:\n \n<Asmodean> WTF?  I'm watching this guy with a leaf blower, blowing mulch across he parking lot.\n<Xuande> Lots of people with names from Three Kingdoms on bash.org\n<Asmodean> He blew it all one way\n<Asmodean> then walked around, and blew it back in the opposite direction.\n<Asmodean> da hell?\n<Icchan-san> he's getting paid by the hour
bash.org #239571:\n \n<RuleR-> jesus christ, i farted so loud my dog ran away from my room
bash.org #239578:\n \n<Tigs> does anyone have a ruler i can borrow?
bash.org #239582:\n \n<@Zero_C> This game makes me happy\n<@Zero_C> http://www.fairyland.com.my/\n<@Zero_C> It has faries ^_^\n<@Zero_C> I feel like a 3 year old queer boy all over again\n<@Zero_C> What the fuck\n<@Zero_C> It wants my social security number
bash.org #239601:\n \n<Jack> I hit a new low today\n<Jack> I claimed lag when I tipped over a cup as I was reaching for it\n<Jack> out loud.
bash.org #239650:\n \n<drangdloon> I work on my knees 8-10 hours a day..\n<drangdloon> get your minds out of the gutter\n<drangdloon> i am a flooring contractor
bash.org #239680:\n \n* Joins: kickurass\n*** wes changes the topic to 'latest: phoenix 2.1 gamecobe loader'\n*** wes changes the topic to 'latest: phoenix 2.1 gamecube looder'\n<wes> shit, that i suck lol.\n*** wes changes the topic to 'update: latest phoenix 2.1 loader for gamecube'\n<kickurass> can someone tell me what's the latest version of the phoenix loader is???
bash.org #239701:\n \n<skitax> finally\n<skitax> i just upgraded to 56k
bash.org #239710:\n \n<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye\n<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice\n<+ApEtc> Remove it\n<+llamaInAbox> the eye?\n<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complaining
bash.org #239711:\n \n<Marilyn> I have a very large trouser snake in my backyard!!\n<RaydenUni> trouser snake?\n<Diazo> good for you\n<RaydenUni> what's that?\n<RaydenUni> a big snake that crawls up your trousers?\n\n-a few seconds pass-\n<RaydenUni> wtf? don't look up "trouser snake" on google
bash.org #239720:\n \n<port-> well peace out fuckers\n<port-> im done with soa\n<port-> email me if u want to talk, odoyle has the address.\n* port- sets mode: -o port-\n* port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has left #soangels\n<ap0c> heh\n<ap0c> he'll be back\n* port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has joined #soangels\n<port-> god damn autojoin\n* port- (port-@c-66-229-187-206.we.client2.attbi.com) has left #soangels
bash.org #239735:\n \nericZir: what a retard\nShyne Po: Lol yeah\nericZir: retard*\nericZir: oh\nericZir: nvm
bash.org #239799:\n \n<swesticles> OK, I fixed my match.com profile. Sadly, I'll still be a gay man with a nice butt that likes kittens for 24-72 hours until my new profile is approved :(\n<Psion> what?\n<swesticles> I changed my password, too, so whatever assfuck hacked my account can suck my dick.
bash.org #239817:\n \n<my_ass_is_hot> So the vice principle was fucking like, sweating because she was a fat bitch and it was lunch time\n<uber_bob> lol\n<my_ass_is_hot> so as soon as the bell rings she rushes out of the office like a scud missle heading for a childrens daycare\n<krazykillah> ROFl\n<my_ass_is_hot> but when she comes back there are like 6 of us there waiting for her and she says, "all right, whos my next victim?" \n<my_ass_is_hot> and I yell, "A CHEESEBURGER!"\n<my_ass_is_hot> there was this huge silence and then everybody in the room including some other teacher started laughing like hell and the fat bitch is just staring like she wants to kill me\n<my_ass_is_hot> i got suspended :(
bash.org #239870:\n \npunkass keith: did i tell you my aborted baby idea?\necj: no what is it\npunkass keith: if i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of beign pregnat so i would deliver a potatoe sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of perservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house.  and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothign but potatoe sized aborted fetuses.  then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.
bash.org #239936:\n \n<MassHysteria> I must have been high when I did up my linux box.\n<MassHysteria> fuckin a.. this sucks.. now I'm gonna haveta reinstall everything.\n<MassHysteria> ah well.. I'll chalk it up to experience\n<Hominid> "I had to reinstall Linux.  'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high."
bash.org #239953:\n \n<Eagon> yeah we talk about important stuff in here\n<ded_guy> yeah\n<ded_guy> so, who in here has gas?\n<spatula> i do
bash.org #239973:\n \n* Joins: kewty (sunkloto@vw4936.iprimus.net.au)\n<kewty> wat av i mist?\n<chopsuey> english class
bash.org #239995:\n \n<Drychtnath> csn hold sm u ajcp;pjp\n<Drychtnath> *I cns hdol mu alclhoo\n<Drychtnath> *can, *hold, *my, *alcohol\n<getoutofmygalley> You should really go to bed, Dan. You're way too drunk.\n<Drychtnath> butr i'm not\n<Drychtnath> least i don't think dfo\n<Drychtnath> dfo = spo\n<Drychtnath> spo = os\n<Drychtnath> os = so
bash.org #240013:\n \n<CCCXLVI> Ok so what I'm saying is, that CapnSilver said she was ugly, so that must mean that any girl that he has had any sort of relationship with must be BETTER looking than Paris Hilton... So basically he has only gone out with models??\n<CCCXLVI> Which we all know is utter shit.\n<jaxxon> your argument is 'shes better looking because i say so'\n<CCCXLVI> Bullshit, that's my whole argument just there.\n<CCCXLVI> Read it you fucking ignoramous.\n<CapnSilver> the flaw in your arguement is that you think you're right
bash.org #240021:\n \n<benko> 302 Found -> Location: http://127.0.0.1/your_machine_has_been_blocked_by_sourceforge.net_due_to_heavy_volume--usually-crawling...\n<benko> damndamndamn\n<benko> working for a search engine company does have its downsides :-/
bash.org #240030:\n \n<Alby_Fox> if pirating movies was an olympic sport I'd be canada\n<Alby_Fox> or some other country\n<Alby_Fox> that loses
bash.org #240044:\n \n<DeAdiNsiDe> WOooOH!\n<DeAdiNsiDe> SPIDERS!!!!!!!!\n<Spiders> yes?\n<DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!\n<DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!\n<DeAdiNsiDe> I FOUND MY DICK!!!\n<DeAdiNsiDe> err\n<DeAdiNsiDe> disk!\n<Spiders> hahaha\n<DeAdiNsiDe> Ooh fuck\n<DeAdiNsiDe> im never gonna hear the end of that one
bash.org #240059:\n \n<Doh_> programming is the act of creating a computer program\n<Doh_> not of copying and pasting other peoples code\n<Doh_> not to mention on the grand scheme of things, youre program is about as complex as the little clicky thing on the end of some pens
bash.org #240088:\n \n<mefwork> haha, someone from purchasing sent out an email marked urgent -- WE WILL NOT BE BUYING COLORED POST-IT NOTES ANY LONGER AS THEY ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE STANDARD YELLOW COLORED ONES
bash.org #240120:\n \n<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a seinor in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.\n<TheDarkOfKnight> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, 2 Super 8 video cassettes and 1 Roll of duct tape.\n<TheDarkOfKnight> I have never before gotten weirder looks.
bash.org #240141:\n \n<Sphexi_LOTU> Volvo has a new concept car out, designed by women for women.\n<Sphexi_LOTU> It has verticle wing-type doors so women won't get their dresses torn when getting out, lots of luggage space for shopping bags, removable seat covers and carpeting so you can remodel the car at will, and extra large visor mirrors for applying makeup.\n<Sphexi_LOTU> it's going to be extra reliable and maintenance free, so women won't have to worry about remembering to get the oil changed or the engine tuned up. \n<CaesarMaximus> Volvo swedish quality =) \n<Tempest_MD> Does it come with a driver?\n<Tempest_MD> (women don't know how to drive)
bash.org #240219:\n \nx NIKKI MERSH x: would u still come over my house if my parents saw a picture of ur penis?\nhOckey: yeah\nhOckey: why!?\nx NIKKI MERSH x: just curious
bash.org #240399:\n \n*Josh has joined #artstudio\n<Josh> quick guys, how do you reattach the head to a dead body?
bash.org #240765:\n \n<cads> hey, do you guys know what kind adhesive electrtical tape uses; my borther put electrical tape on his monitor, and it left a residue when it came off\n<cads> so I need to figure out a solven that will get rid of it\n<cads> without destroying the screen finish of his (LCD) monitor\n<comemirda> cads - what happened?\n<cads> he was watching anime\n<cads> and he didn't want to look at the subtitles\n<cads> so the idjit put a strip of electrical tape on his monitor
bash.org #240871:\n \nxlegoLASelfx: lifes a bitch\nx0xsmeagol1x0x: but if it were a slut, it would be too easy
bash.org #240899:\n \nKeladry43:    i am very bad at crabble\nStumacha:    obviously\nKeladry43:    uh. yeah. dammit.
bash.org #240917:\n \n<Evilution> I was at 7-11 today and this girls comes up and talks to me and stuff (dont ask me to define stuff)\n<Evilution> except for the boobies she was wrong in every possible way for me..\n<Evilution> after a while when she says "I'll give you my number so we can meet up again"\n<Evilution> then I said "No, that wont be necessary, I wouldnt call you anyway"\n<ImperioN^> lol\n<Evilution> that kinda ticked her off I guess, cause then she said something like\n<Evilution> "what kinda moron are you? cant you tell when someone's flirting with you?!?"\n<Evilution> I grinned and replied "what kinda moron are you who cant tell when you're being dissed?"\n<Evilution> that's one of them moments you just cant help feeling proud of..
bash.org #240928:\n \neriberri: i just finished removing all sorts of third-party hair from the keyboard :p\n*** EtherKnot (~ek@24.66.4.100) has joined channel #macintosh\n\nSnausages: mmm, buttfurr\n\nEtherKnot: woah\n\nEtherKnot: let me try that again\n*** EtherKnot has left channel #macintosh
bash.org #241084:\n \n<NrgSpoon> what's the difference between an orange?\n<Doragon> one of them doesn't\n<smh> best joke evr
bash.org #241121:\n \nAlex: I'm so goth even my chocobos are black.
bash.org #241189:\n \n<peer> man bash.org sucks they never accept my super witty comments\n<FyreDaug> welcome to the club\n<FyreDaug> all those roses are red poems get accepted, half of them suck\n<peer> fuckin niggers\n<FyreDaug> I vote we all try to take over bash.org\n* jfo has left #DC\n* eric has left #DC\n* FLINGU has quit IRC (quit: )\n* peer has quit IRC (ping timeout)\n<FyreDaug> those fuckers got to us already\n* sAMMYsUNG has left #DC\n* w1222 has left #DC\n* Disconnected\n* Unable to resolve server
bash.org #241223:\n \n<c41yp50> "If elected, Kerry will appoint Captain Planet as secretary of defense, but the military will crumble when everyone realizes how stupid the power of heart is."
bash.org #241228:\n \n<turboeli> Someday I will achieve my project of putting together the ultimate funny stereotype, the Engrish Gangsta. However, I have yet to progress further than 'bring bring'.
bash.org #241250:\n \n<digitz> I really hate it when girls think it's sexy to stand up and pull there cunt flaps apart and make it look like they have the predator between there legs
bash.org #241363:\n \n<dabblerblue> i called tech support today\n<dabblerblue> and shortly thereafter, they sent me an email detailing the use\n              of search engines\n<dabblerblue> sarcastic bastards
bash.org #241368:\n \n<Continuity> EVERY TIME YOU LEECH A GAME, GOD KILLS AN RIIA EMPLOYEE\n<east> that wouldn't work\n<east> the RIAA would've been eradicated a long time ago\n<Curry> they just throw a specimen back to the spawning vats\n<Curry> *spoof* instant employees\n<Outrider> LOL RIAA RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^
bash.org #241391:\n \n<Grey> I downloaded an ISO image of a game which turned out to be porn...\n<Grey> people don't respect anything anymore\n<Borlath_Mon> I downloaded Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and sadly, it turned out to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
bash.org #241623:\n \n<MegaDeth> family pack of condoms\n<MegaDeth> hehehe\n<MegaDeth> that's amusing on so many levels
bash.org #241729:\n \n<dpkg> greycat:\nBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerMushroomMUSHROOMBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerSnaaaaaaaaakkeeeASnaaaaake\n<greycat> ah, the lynx-compatible version.
bash.org #242116:\n \n<Tie> CD-RWs are like.. virigins who never lose their virginity no matter how much you fuck 'em
bash.org #242303:\n \n<+MrKite> I remember one of my teachers, she was a female teacher, and it was hawaiian week and she had too lais around her neck. Eric said to her "I see you got laid over the weekend" which instantly made me think he was going to have problems, she casually responded "Yeah, twice"
bash.org #242402:\n \nDinjackPD: there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot this big project I had to turn in when I went to school\nDinjackPD: so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home office) and asked him to bring it for me\nDinjackPD: so he came to school with it and he came up to me and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your personal secretary."\nDinjackPD: And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on for this shit when you didn't wear a condom."\nDinjackPD: I thought it was funnier than he did
bash.org #242534:\n \n* Warlocke sings, "What a girl wants, what a girl needs, is a box of Kotex month-lee-ee when she blee-eeds."\n<Katrina> OMFG
bash.org #242712:\n \n<soink> and im not that fat\n<soink> cameras add like 48 pounds\n<SteelStud> Well, you must have used 5 cameras on that picture.
bash.org #242746:\n \n<Petter>It's a bug\n<X-Winger2>I refuse to believe XP has any bugs ;P\n<X-Winger2>well\n<X-Winger2>Except it won't let me see my hard drive right now
bash.org #242755:\n \n<jshock221> a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're really thinking about a mother.
bash.org #242813:\n \n<Raymondo> I'm a lot funnier in real life.\n<Megatron5000> that doesn't matter here\n<Raymondo> I'm just pointing out I don't suck 24/7\n<PrzeCM03\|04> who cares what's your sucking timetable
bash.org #242829:\n \n<isurx> vinyl as in a record right?\n<babo> Yes.\n<ami_> as in 12 inches of black joy\n<N8> like... never mind
bash.org #243000:\n \n<shaqzilla> I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
bash.org #243065:\n \n<noam`wm> I was studying Physics, right. Magnetic fields. There was a drawing in the book to demonstrate how the direction of the field is always orthogonal to the direction of the force. to do that, they drew a dot, 4 vectors of field and 4 directions of force, orthogonal to them.\n<noam`wm> I painted the background in red and added SIEG HEIL.
bash.org #243112:\n \n[skorpion] gravity is a resource hog.
bash.org #243237:\n \n<CharoNoMe> Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
bash.org #243238:\n \n<CharoNoMe> Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
bash.org #243279:\n \n<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me the next gary kasparov\n<WallOfInsanity> then I shall be deep blue and defeat you with my efficient machine-like bowel movements.
bash.org #243317:\n \n--> trillback (~trillian@psu-1DF9C42E.nyc1-4.15.204.215.nyc1.elnk.dsl.genuity.net) has joined #ps-universe\n<-- trillback (~trillian@psu-1DF9C42E.nyc1-4.15.204.215.nyc1.elnk.dsl.genuity.net) has left #ps-universe\n(Repeat about 15 times)\n<Ioshua> +ban trillback plz. I only like this much in and out if it involves my woman.\n<Ioshua> or, at least, a friendly looking sock.
bash.org #243335:\n \n<spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night\n<spectre> too bad she was fat
bash.org #243336:\n \n<spectre> hypno: did you see what braingrind wrote in the front of the book ?\n<spectre> "Yo Fran. I liked this book. I pissed myself. You should like it too. If you don't, I can only assume you suck. Shizzle. Braingrind"\n<bluecgi> haha what he wrote is like his account of a normal day\n<bluecgi> he wakes up, says something, soils himself, emotes, soils himself again
bash.org #243374:\n \n<Pablissimo> You wish that your customer part know more thing on the others players or on your very new entity faggot of data? Are the server->client messages to you of aucuns help (too much heavy to manage since all the customers must have access to these values with each frame)? You feel that the file delta.lst could be useful but include/understand you nothing there? \n<Pablissimo> can someome make that make sense in english, babelfish is clearly underperforming here\n<Pablissimo> for instance, the word 'faggot' was a surprise
bash.org #243405:\n \n<BlacKcaT>  So my computer is sweet. It's right next to my bed, so i can just pull over my keyboard and my mouse, since it's optical, and it'll all work and I'm nice and comfy lying down on my bed.\n<Benig> So my laptop...\n<BlacKcaT> Fuck you.
bash.org #243438:\n \n--> Rocksteady (Rocksteady@unerror-loony-1F0134CC.dorm.depaul.edu) has joined #lobby\n<Rocksteady> quick i need a funny way to wake up a roomate that doesn't involve sex or feces
bash.org #243446:\n \n<Nick> man dod is the fucking shit\n<sporkchop> i wonder if you could fuck shit....\n<sporkchop> it would be all soft and warm and squishy\n<Nick> lol\n<sporkchop>hmmm\n<sporkchop> brb\n* sporkchop is away - bathroom\n<Nick> oh jesus no
bash.org #243460:\n \n<TheMaker> I finally made aop on dalnet!\n<G13> was this yer entire life's struggle?\n<TheMaker> yes\n<TheMaker> since 1996\n<G13> you are a sad, sad man
bash.org #243485:\n \n* Huroya shoots Flak\n* Flak catches the bullet with his teeth\n<Huroya> By "catch" I think you mean it shatters your jaw and puts a hole the size of a baseball through the back of your skull.
bash.org #243500:\n \n<Pesmerga> man, im starting to think that the more I take showers, the more i stink afterwards. so Im just gonna stop showering and see if it helps.\n* AnArKi has left the channel\n* BoZo has left the channel\n* HeyPetray has left the channel
bash.org #243518:\n \n<Epoch71> you know, for some reason, this reminds me... the other day i was playing ping pong and thought, "damn, this'd make a great video game... i wonder if it's been done yet"\n<Epoch71> god i felt stupid 5 seconds later
bash.org #243693:\n \n<Chrisodeo> In Soviet Russia... the jokes tell you!\n<CrazySteve> Am I the only one bothered by the fact that there is now no longer a Soviet Russia?\n\n--- ChanServ sets ban on *!*paradym14@pcp02481451pcs.spedwy01.in.comcast.net\n<-- ChanServ has kicked Chrisodeo from #jack (Gunned down by the russian mafia.)\n<CrazySteve> I guess not.
bash.org #243706:\n \nMelancholicKiss: say something profound\nMaximumTool007: Old people should be put down at birth.\nMelancholicKiss: why do i even bother
bash.org #243709:\n \n<FujiLi> my wiener reminds me of a lightsaber.\n<Terron> FujiLi: its green?
bash.org #243738:\n \nSeth: its sad when Perl is the closest thing to a girl in your life
bash.org #243745:\n \n<Swenja> If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"\n<Swenja> ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...
bash.org #244052:\n \n<@Phil21> juniper calls back saying they have m7i for "only" $15k\n<@Phil21> fuckers\n<*comstud> *looks in his wallet*\n<*comstud> damn, $10 short.
bash.org #244131:\n \n<andrewg> eps will make you drop the soap on command\n<andrewg> AND\n<andrewg> insert a tracking device\n<djrand>  good god\n<djrand>  i think thats enough\n<@epic_>  lol\n<epic_>   Did we make you blush rand?\n<epic_>   your virgin ears.\n<djrand>  indeed\n<epic_>   should put comdoms on them..   wont catch hearing aids.
bash.org #244140:\n \n<Eugene> Packets: Sent = 1000, Received = 455, Lost = 545 (54% loss)\n<Eugene> Minimum = 315ms, Maximum = 1127ms, Average = 592ms\n<Eugene> geez, I don't even think this even counts as the internet anymore.\n<Eugene> I can probably get better responses with two tin cans and a piece of string.
bash.org #244161:\n \nshopgirl6665: installing flash...soon my website will be the coolest ever\nshopgirl6665: hmmm...there appears to be somewhat of a learning curve...
bash.org #244180:\n \n<Langly1> Bash.org is like an IQ test, All those who get on it have low IQ's\n<Langly1> and if anyone submits that quote ill track them down and kill them
bash.org #244273:\n \n<Xenocide> what are those things called....\n<Xenocide> y'know, they leik deposite ink.. onto cds\n<Xenocide> WTF ARE THEY CALLED\n<Xenocide> arrgh\n<Nd> Pens
bash.org #244275:\n \n<+Velcant> My dad just wandered off to buy 50 meters of wireless LAN cable. Good luck to him.
bash.org #244306:\n \n<MichaelBolton> okay, my ADD has officially gotten out of control\n<MichaelBolton> i just tried to go to the bathroom, but i ended up shaving, washing my face, taking a short shower, putting in fresh toilet paper, and taking out the trash. so now i'm back here, and i still have to pee.
bash.org #244314:\n \n<Lord_Nuke> Blegh, today was annoying\n<Lord_Nuke> Some people I wonder how they remember to get dressed mornings\n<l33t-mercury> how so?\n<Lord_Nuke> Well, as you know, I work at the Best Buy Rebate Center\n<Lord_Nuke> So a woman calls in, she got a letter declining her rebate request for invalid receipt\n<Lord_Nuke> it turns out she bought her computer at Comp-Usa, and then went on bestbuy.com and printed off a rebate form\n<Lord_Nuke> And she wonders why she didn't get her rebate\n<l33t-mercury> OMG! Rofl!\n<Lord_Nuke> Yeah, well, its still better than the fool who forgets to mail it in at all\n<Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Hi, I'd like to check on my rebate. I've been waiting 6 months"\n<Lord_Nuke> Me: "Well, do you have a copy of your rebate form with you?"\n<Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, let me open my envelope here, I have the rebate form."\n<Lord_Nuke> Me: "Wait, wait. You have the envelope there? As in you didn't mail it?"\n<Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yeah, it's right here. Can you tell me what's taking so long?"\n<l33t-mercury> lol\n<Lord_Nuke> Me: "Just let me confirm this: You didn't mail it in, and you want to know what's taking so long?"\n<Lord_Nuke> Customer: "Yes, that's correct..... oh. Shit." *click*\n<l33t-mercury> haha
bash.org #244321:\n \n<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars\n<Cthon98> ********* see!\n<AzureDiamond> hunter2\n<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me\n<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******\n<Cthon98> thats what I see\n<AzureDiamond> oh, really?\n<Cthon98> Absolutely\n<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2\n<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?\n<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******\n<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that\n<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******\n<AzureDiamond> awesome!\n<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?\n<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw\n<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
bash.org #244385:\n \n<Lifeforce> way to make your kids afraid that you'll catch them looking at porn- if you do, start beating off next to them without explanation or even talking. \n<Seppel> LF is gonna be divorced fast.
bash.org #244430:\n \n<analog> hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock\n<analog> the clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
bash.org #244437:\n \n<sweendOGgRH07> One year Dad decided he was going to take us on a "surprise vacation." We wouldn't know where we were going until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop. I guess it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that camping gear? \n<gamgames> hahaha\n<sweendOGgRH07> I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why,because paper can't beat anybody a rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds.\n<sweendOGgRH07> When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you Asshole
bash.org #244545:\n \n<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing fuck" but instead I was like "hey, free cake."
bash.org #244583:\n \n<jeff> ok\n<jeff> some dumb russian old lady asked me today where the exit was at work\n<jeff> how did she get in the store in the first place
bash.org #244602:\n \n<Timelord> My beard has blonde hairs.\n<Timelord> And red.\n<Timelord> And brown.\n<Timelord> And black.\n<Timelord> And white.\n<Timelord> And a couple of other shades of those.\n<asshat> stop going down on carebears
bash.org #244632:\n \n<jonathan> YOUR BREATS REMIND ME OF MOUNT RUSHMORE\n<Legolas> Her breasts have presidents faces on them?\n<jonathan> MY FACE SHOULD BE IMPRINTED AMONG THEM
bash.org #244651:\n \nRovin: MY AUNT WENT OUT WITH IVAN FROM MEN WITHOUT HATS \nShorah: Did they practice safety sex?
bash.org #244654:\n \n* ProdigalGenius (~cicilianr@resnet65-241.ucr.edu) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\n<Namen> Who is peer and why is he running around the net resetting connections?\n<Inquisitor> Peer is a drunkard who beats his kids and resets connections because his inability to retain fluids, more specifically of an urinal nature, prevents him from remaining dry for more than 20 minutes, causing him much ridicule and disdain.  This is a frustration which has scarred him, and some accounts inform that he has been seen wading on his own pool of piss screaming "I AM NO BEDWETTER I AM NO BEDWETTER".
bash.org #244675:\n \n<HF> uhm...  from CNET Shopping...  This Western Digital Raptor WD360GD .... Its data transfer rate of 150 megabits-per-second is relatively fast, compared to the typical hard drive.\n<HF> This Western Digital Caviar SE WD2500JD .... Compared to a typical hard drive, its data transfer rate of 150 megabits-per-second is relatively slow.\n<HF> This Western Digital Caviar SE WD1200JD .... Compared to a typical hard drive, its data transfer rate of 150 megabits-per-second is fairly standard.\n<HF> Well at least they cover all the bases \n<HF> "Goldie Locks and the Three Hard Drives"
bash.org #244753:\n \n<kymscrazy> I blame everything on lag. :)  Late to work, I was lagged.  Forgot to call, sorry I was lagged.\n<Foenix> "Sorry, my ping time to my alarm clock sucks."
bash.org #244799:\n \n<awed> i almost started a cult once\n<awed> by accident\n<awed> irc is weird like that.
bash.org #244859:\n \n<visi-work> I could feed a hundred hungry walruses with $10 at taco bell
bash.org #245030:\n \n<rAJ> wooo, i had sex tonight :D\n* pikkle holds back another "my mom" joke\n<pikkle> argh. YOUR mom, not mine. :(
bash.org #245140:\n \n<Crazy^Donna> are we in english class!?\n<Kaowyn> no but i'm tired of hearing you fuck up every damn sentence
bash.org #245206:\n \n<schmidt> i can kill a person with no hands\n<SirBlack> so can I, when they don't have hands it's hard for them to fight back :P
bash.org #245376:\n \n<paroneayea> Oh man!  Oh man!  Oh man!\n<paroneayea> I have to tell you people the funniest thing ever.\n<paroneayea> This friend of mine, a theater major, walks into my room.  "Do you have a printer I can borrow?" she says.\n<paroneayea> "Yes," I say, "but it's an old LaserJet 4L.  Is that alright?"\n<paroneayea> "Should be," she responds.\n<paroneayea> Then she hands me this paper.  It's like normal paper, but thicker, and... not friendly.\n<paroneayea> I ask what it is and she says "cardstock."\n<paroneayea> I raise an eyebrow and say, "you do realize that there's no way in hell my printer is going to print on this paper."\n<paroneayea> "Oh."\n<paroneayea> "Well," she says, "could we print it on normal paper and somehow transfer it to the cardstock?"\n<paroneayea> "What, like print it out and literally cut it up and glue it on there?"\n<paroneayea> "No, like, if you printed it out and then stuck it in your scanner, maybe we could print it out again on the cardstock?"\n<althalus> wtf\n<paroneayea> She couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard\n<Wilf> lol\n<althalus> that needs to go up on bash.\n<paroneayea> agreed
bash.org #245382:\n \n* Kurayamino chews on 3DSmax\n<Kurayamino> it knows i'm gonna replace it with version 6, i swear to my lack of fucking god.\n<Kurayamino> max5: "whats this cunt downloading? holy shit! max6!" max6: "muah hah hah, bow to me, for i am superior and you will be deleted" max5: "fuck this. lets CRASH TO DESKTOP at RANDOM INTERVALS for NO FUCKING APPARANT REASON!"
bash.org #245572:\n \nEudox says: my god... \nEudox says: I'm really not used to sending letters \nEudox says: it just took my 10 minutes to work out I had to lick the thingy to make it stick  :\|
bash.org #245695:\n \n<Disciple> my bowels are at a state of civil unrest\n<Disciple> ugh... looks like the rebels are winning\n<Disciple> gotta go, bbiab
bash.org #245710:\n \n<Schizo> I once knocked out a toddler with a door. Wasn't funny at the time, but it's hilarious now lol \n<sleepbu> i almost frostbitereered my nuts last night :p\n<sleepbu> since we're being honest\n<sleepbu> it was a hot night\n<sleepbu> bag was all hot and sweaty\n<sleepbu> thought i'd try out my can of duster\n<sleepbu> compressed gas :P\n<sleepbu> little did i know that shit comes out as liquid if it's upside down\n<sleepbu> drip drip *freeze* OMG WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN
bash.org #245718:\n \n<+mOrphz> damn it :/\n<@Lego> damn it :/\n<+mOrphz> stop that\n<@Lego> stop that\n<+mOrphz> :D\n<@Lego> :D\n<+mOrphz> Lego smells\n<@Lego> Lego smells\n<+mOrphz> /quit\nquit: (Lego) (~leet@apex\|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)
bash.org #245777:\n \n<Soulcleaver> Once me, my dad, and some of his employees were having a racist joke contest, but midway through we remembered we were still in Wendy's.
bash.org #245797:\n \n<surreal> i've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my girlfriend to go swimming
bash.org #245856:\n \n<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google
bash.org #245883:\n \n[+Elkrider] Goat, my name's on the JW blacklist for well over 10 years now.\n[+Elkrider] Almost 15, I think.\n[+Elkrider] One day they rang at my door. Two women, one about 50 and ugly, the other one around 20 and very pleasant to look at.\n[+Elkrider] When they started to talk, I interrupted and said the following, immortal words....\n[+Elkrider] "Hold a minute. Before we keep talking, the young one will come in and give me a blowjob. If it's good, we can talk. Agreed?"\n[+Elkrider] Perfect win-win situation.\n[+Elkrider] Either they piss off or I get a blowjob.
bash.org #245902:\n \n<taig3R> so blinker fluid comes out the transmission?
bash.org #245906:\n \n<Malevolyn> last night i was at chili's and i got a big sandwich that had a big knife. so i went to cut my sandwich and started chanting 'knife knife knife knife'\n<Malevolyn> and the waitress came by and took my knife...
bash.org #245916:\n \n<narcotiKz> sent: could be his blinker pistons\n<narcotiKz> i heard the blinker master cylinder goes bad on those things\n<narcotiKz> i think factory did a recall\n<taig3R> where do blinker pistons go and how much they cost?
bash.org #245943:\n \n[suxbad] scott\n[suxbad] im coming to visit asheville soon\n[@teki] oh god\n[@teki] maybe we not get arrested this time
bash.org #245967:\n \n<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isn't even a word to describe how much sex I have not had.
bash.org #245988:\n \n<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place\n<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty." \n<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?" \n<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool."
bash.org #246054:\n \n<RamsusXIII> lol foodus\n<RamsusXIII> err\n<RamsusXIII> doofus
bash.org #246057:\n \n* bare [~op@kiddie-porn.biz] has joined #brained
bash.org #246123:\n \n<Ryft> I made some brownies... want one?\n<bnyfoofoo> you baked?\n<Ryft> No, are you?
bash.org #246129:\n \n* nekogirl knits \n* Ryft watches her knit \n<nekogirl> crap! \n<nekogirl> my yarn just ended! \n<Ryft> And you didn't see that coming? \n<nekogirl> no!
bash.org #246140:\n \n<Tonitrus> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
bash.org #246164:\n \n<InvisibleCaper> anyway, if youll excuse me, i have to kill myself\n<InvisibleCaper> i unintentionally gave myself the image of rosie odonnel frisking herself
bash.org #246190:\n \n<@FirebirdGM> What a gayass question. This is on my Chemistry Homework.\n<@FirebirdGM> 'If x = 4, What is x equal to?'\n<Trispectz> LOL\n<@FirebirdGM> How the hell does that relate to HydroCarbons. That isn't even a real question.\n<@FirebirdGM> Damn stoner teacher.
bash.org #246239:\n \nCREdragon) it takes a man very comfortable in his heterosexuallity to have sex with another man\nCREdragon) ... wait that came out wrong\n~SS) ..\n~SS) You have been bashed.
bash.org #246241:\n \n--> Kelle has joined #vendetta\n<StarFreeze> What goes up must come down. You're gonna run out of Viagra soon enough. \n<Kelle> I came in here at the WRONG time..
bash.org #246262:\n \n<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep.\n<Zardoz> I got fucking TWO of them for my 21st.\n<Zardoz> wtf.\n<Zardoz> from DIFFERENT PEOPLE !
bash.org #246267:\n \n<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to speak\n<Maddawy> and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the pr0n?\n<cerebrus> jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD\n<Maddawy> whatever...\n<greeny> see this hypothetical scenario happened to me...\n<Maddawy> lol.. wat did u do?\n<greeny> as the matter of fact i did neither..\n<greeny> see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom apologeticaly\n<Maddawy> LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH\n<greeny> yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on campus now...
bash.org #246310:\n \n<incoherent>:I AM not giving steam my fucking credit card.\n<Adopted>: can I have it?\n<incoherent>  Yah sure, you seem more secure then STEAM....\n<KellyX>: LOL ouch....
bash.org #246380:\n \nAlex: what do i click on 2 d/l it\ngiorgio: didnt i just give you the direct link?\nAlex: yea u did but want part on it do i click to start the d/l\nAlex: Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1?\ngiorgio: Normally DOWNLOAD means it DOWNLOADS the fucking file\nAlex: i dont see anythign that says it\nAlex: the page is still kinda loading\nAlex: does it come up under the picture?\ngiorgio: what... are you talking... about\ngiorgio: click download and wait\nAlex: theres a little picture\ngiorgio: what .. picture?\ngiorgio: ok my friend told me what to do next\ngiorgio: you right click on your C drive, or your local drive, and then click format\nAlex: right under the black heading dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC)\ngiorgio: you shouldnt be on the computer\ngiorgio: JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK\nAlex: dude\nAlex: i opened the link\ngiorgio: and then!?\nAlex: i just dont know where to go next\ngiorgio: are you at download.com now?\nAlex: i need directions\nAlex: im at the LINK!\ngiorgio: RIGHT\ngiorgio: and what do you see?\nAlex: that u sent me!\ngiorgio: you're still at the one i sent!??D?Sgfoih3597gh3\nAlex: i see a heading called dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC)  \nAlex: theres alittle picture right under it\ngiorgio: you told me yourself you saw the link "download blah blah"\nAlex: i said there somethign called Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1\nAlex: is that what i click to d/l it?\ngiorgio: are you kidding?\ngiorgio: it SAYS "download"\ngiorgio: what ELSE would you click!?GFryf93654j542\ngiorgio: u642u64\ngiorgio: 43houtwwytrw\ngiorgio: hyteu3643\nAlex: well there was so many options\ngiorgio: but it was the only fucking "download" optioN!
bash.org #246432:\n \n<kiwibonga> oh fuck\n<kiwibonga> it's 5:45AM\n<kiwibonga> you'd think I would have noticed since it's written next to every fucking line in this window
bash.org #246465:\n \n<FeLisha`> Im not a barbie girl, and I dont listen to any of the music they do, but I still don't like being made fun of.\n<FeLisha`> They always put me down, I have like a negative amount of self esteem right now.\n<endoskelet0n> guess what\n<FeLisha`> What\n<endoskelet0n> fuck them.\n<FeLisha`> You dont think ive tried\n<endoskelet0n> lol\n<FeLisha`> wait\n<FeLisha`> ...that sounded bad
bash.org #246467:\n \n<Thiefmaster> Fucking hell man \n<Pegster> what?\n<Thiefmaster> my brother just blew a mouse up in the microwave \n<Thiefmaster> he thought he could warm up his mouse for feeding the snake \n<Thiefmaster> iam glad stupidty passed to the youngest in the family \n<Thiefmaster> godamm the whole house smells like death mouse
bash.org #246484:\n \nexpyro: I loved setting those things that came in the packages on fire. THey would ignite, then explode. Then on exploded in my hair. It wasnt funny anymore
bash.org #246488:\n \n<homenerd> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?\n<homenerd> Fish
bash.org #246512:\n \ncwelks: I found out that if you are out of dishwashing detergent, that you shouldnt replace it in the dishwasher with Tide.\ncwelks: Bubbles all over the kitchen\njmmoxey: HAHAHAHA\ncwelks: Not my brightest moment
bash.org #246540:\n \n<syberghost> Ok, it's clear that I'm losing my mind; I had the TV muted so it wouldn't interrupt our conversation.
bash.org #246585:\n \nMontehall: eh 9 inches less and I would have a scar\nTwitchOSX: lol\nTwitchOSX: uh huh\nHomeBrewR: 9" less and you'd have a 7" deep pussy
bash.org #246589:\n \n<Andoryuu> I KICK YOU AND EAT YOUR BACON.\n<BuruusuEXE> I have no bacon.\n<Andoryuu> Well...\n<Andoryuu> I KICK YOU
bash.org #246605:\n \n<DoCa-Cola> ALL rap is bullshit\n<DoCa-Cola> all it is is "fuck that nigger, he fucked my woman, fuck that woman, she fucked my nigga"
bash.org #246810:\n \n<Drag> Hi Melvin\n<Drag> How's it hanging?\n<Melvin> From hooks in the ceiling.
bash.org #246829:\n \n<Eiko> CyberSitter: The Virus you can BUY!
bash.org #246870:\n \n<mindstorms> windows asked me to put in a new password, and i put in penis.\n<mindstorms> and it told me to come up with a new fucking joke.
bash.org #247517:\n \n<Mr_Nutty> once in a west texas town of el paso\n<Mr_Nutty> I fell in love with a mexican girl\n<Fina> It didn't stop her from charging you, though
bash.org #247524:\n \n< euronium> i never understood the concept behind flavor colored condoms\n< Skarack_> do you suck dick?
bash.org #247790:\n \n<Cold_Fyre> back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin\n<fReAkEr> is she hot?\n<Cold_Fyre> She's 8...\n<Cold_Fyre> O.o\n<fReAkEr> I didnt ask her age...
bash.org #247808:\n \n<Vile> I saw the most hilarious billboard today. All white, with black letters. '"Invite me back to school." - God.' <Vile> A being that can create a sunset must communicate with us by way of our BILLBOARDS! <Vile> *Driving, glances up at one such board* "Jerry. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife.
bash.org #247834:\n \nArgosBM : hell, i think i modong protty good for typihg whting my eyes closed\nArgosBM : ...or not...
bash.org #247843:\n \n* Joins: kcar181- \n<kcar181-> baah\n<kcar181-> My HDD drive is dead\n<@matt1frek> dead?\n<kcar181-> dead\n<kcar181-> like the bios says "Where the fuck did your HDD go?"
bash.org #248750:\n \nvince: i just emailed the hotmail staff that i wasnt able to open and read any emails\nvince: my email: i have a problem, i cant open or read any emails\nvince: they answered: yes you can
bash.org #249194:\n \n<Dokstarr> can anyone think of a good way to appeal and indecent exposure charge.. i can't believe people would actually cite me for that :(\n<Zanza> dokstarr: how indecent?\n<Xagemo> Dokstarr, say that your clothes had been soaked in some kind of acid\n<Dokstarr> i only mooned people from a car windown.. and then at a toll booth mooned people fot a while\n<Dokstarr> sunroof\n<Zanza> can't think of an excuse for that\n<Krinos> of course you run the risk of people chucking stuff at your naket arse\n<Dokstarr> who knew a cop would be waiting a mile down because people called and complained\n<Xagemo> Dokstarr, i think you are screwed\n<Dokstarr> dont 136 people have better things to do than call the cops\n<Dokstarr> krinos they loved my "arse" they probably took some snapshots\n<Krinos> people who love an arse don't call the cops -_-\n<Aoshi> lol.\n<Dokstarr> when the cop stopped me i thought maybe only 1 or 2 called.. .but 136 they need a life\n<Zanza> 136 people?\n<Dokstarr> yeah i did all the way down the highway.. then at the toll booth.. and then when there was a traffic jam\n<Dokstarr> well i am off... gotta think of some sort of plea bargain or something to get it off my record...
bash.org #249231:\n \n<MrCoffee> my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard and there like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, lets trade some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard
bash.org #250375:\n \n<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o\n<Dami> And I am one of them. XD\n<Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000\n<Fuyutski> =o\n<Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they'd be our BITCH.
bash.org #250661:\n \n<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school\n<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus\n<RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ\n<RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded"\n<RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble
bash.org #251404:\n \n<the-dude> Is there something like an API Documentation for c++?\n<mod7t9z730> the-dude, windows api -> msdn\n<mod7t9z730> http://msdn.microsoft.com\n<the-dude> for linux?\n<mod7t9z730> uhm
bash.org #251614:\n \n<strlen> i know someone who was half german half korean\n<strlen> i asked him if he makes soap out of his dog
bash.org #251739:\n \n<Null> So I downloaded the O'Reilly bookshelf set on cd\n<Null> Then I couldn't mount the iso\n<Null> Out of curiosity I ran file on it and found out it was a Divx 3 file\n<Null> So apparently my O'Reilly bookshelf iso set is softcore porn\n<Null> I'd hate to be the guy who downloaded porn and got my bookshelf set\n<Calidore> Well, now he can improve himself while downloading porn.\n<Calidore> You, on the other hand, can look for the books one-handed.
bash.org #251985:\n \n<dlanod> The great thing about aural sex is that you can play it by ear.
bash.org #252134:\n \n<Kyle> The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where can I rent a bass? \n<icabod> I'll lend you one\n<Kyle> Niiiice. Now, how do I play? \n<icabod> It's just like guitar, except you get fewer chicks
bash.org #252198:\n \n<Kuja> How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes.
bash.org #252293:\n \n<Mattimeo> I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :(
bash.org #252487:\n \n<TheOracle> :\n<TheOracle> WHY IS AIM A WHORE?\n<jednet> she's young and needs the money
bash.org #252491:\n \n<Gadfly> Did you see The Passion of the Christ yet? I hear Salman Rushdie's writing the novelization.
bash.org #252577:\n \n<Shinitenshi> "No entry found for faces."\n<Shinitenshi> "Did you mean feces?"\n<Shinitenshi> Fucking thesarus.com.
bash.org #252655:\n \nLah Deez Mahn: sweet\nLah Deez Mahn: outlook 2004\nLah Deez Mahn: now handles\nLah Deez Mahn: all my email accounts\nLah Deez Mahn: from  *everywhere*\nLah Deez Mahn: hotmail, adelphia, yahoo, b4k3r.com\nLah Deez Mahn: ahh, i like it\nafmomania: now all you need is someone to email you
bash.org #252656:\n \n<Nyphur> DIX has a point. That kind of muscle development at that age isn't something to be celebrated. It's unnatural and as such, the body isn't designed to do it. It's going to cause him unforseen problems in the future.\n<Nyphur> Good. He deserves it.\n<MonkeyDLuffy> ...?\n<MonkeyDLuffy> Nyphur, did you just reply to what you just typed?\n<Nyphur> I did, yes. This kind of thing happens at 4AM.
bash.org #252713:\n \n* Now talking in #linux\n<jeramir> hello, can somebody recommend me a good p2p program?\n<glassjoe> GoBuyIt v6.03\n<jeramir> i can't find it\n<glassjoe> ...
bash.org #252759:\n \n<DuTcHiN> This dude at my work had red hair so we call him santa.\n<XtACY> ???????\n<DuTcHiN> Well he obviously has a red sack
bash.org #252793:\n \n<DuTcHiN> U know how you get all lazy and wash your clothes at the last minute?\n<EVILeye04> Um, yeah\n<DuTcHiN> Well i was ready to go out to this party right, so there i was irc'ing in my shirt and boxers waiting for the load of washing to finish..... and i hear my ride beep from out the front, so i log off, grab my phoe, wallet and half-wet pants from the wash and throw them on and as i am bout to get out the door mum yells 'Wait' so i go 'no time mum' and hop in the car. By the time we get to the city and get out there is this weird smell.....\n<EVILeye04> and????\n<DuTcHiN> And then i turn on my mobile phone and see '1 message received' from 'mum' ---> Sorry i tried to get you to come back, the cat puked in the washing machine.           So i had to spend the rest of the night in my stinky pants and all the chicks looked at me funny. :(
bash.org #252818:\n \n<B-HAX> damnit my neighbor enabled security on his wifi router\n<B-HAX> i am so annoyed \n<B-HAX> i probably shouldnt have stuck the antenna right in my window pointing at his house\n<B-HAX> i don't give people very much credit sometimes
bash.org #252993:\n \n<1337man> i jast walked in on my brother stripping to a web cam.... >.<\n<heyall> lol\n<me101> just another case of "hey bro whats AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
bash.org #253018:\n \n<q8D> jesus christ I have the runs this morning\n<q8D> woo\n<q8D> it's like my ass is yelling at the toilet
bash.org #253029:\n \n<kasp> I got a shirt that had integral signs all over it, \n\nand read: "Math is an integral part of life."  I got another shirt  \n\nthat has a small symbol of pi on the front, and 1000 digits of pi  \n(followed by "...") on the back \n<glasnost> wow kasp \n<brouwer> i've never met you, but i want to beat you up
bash.org #253043:\n \n<JonyBlaze> u have anyideas why a computer wouldnt boot the slack cd\n<drw> good taste?
bash.org #253326:\n \n(+Clarke): i was hanging out with some friends last night, and this guy was saying how lesbian porn doesn't turn him on becuase his sister is gay\n(@h0ns`b0ll0x): Not too big into lesbian porn myself.\n(+Clarke): and he'd be like "oh cool, those chicks are going down on each other......and my sister's friend is sleeping over... OH GOD"
bash.org #253352:\n \n<diminishe> Anyone wanna help me debug some code?\n<PreZ> diminishe, do you have a specific problem?\n<diminishe> well, its more like pseudo code
bash.org #253362:\n \n(@Aircraftkiller) I want a drum of oil\n(@Aircraftkiller) They're only like $50 I think, full barrel of oil\n(@Aircraftkiller) I just want the barrel of oil\n(@Aircraftkiller) Then\n(@Aircraftkiller) When someone comes over, and asks you "hey dude, is that a drum of oil? Real oil?" You can say "Yeah. Where's YOUR oil?"\n(@Aircraftkiller) Because real men own oil.
bash.org #253683:\n \n<Sarah> I just saw 28 Days Later\n<rude-inverse> that's one of those movies I always planned on seeing but never did.\n<rude-inverse> what was the significance of "28 days"? the only thing I associate 28 days with is a menstrual cycle.\n<Sarah> maybe that's why there was so much blood.
bash.org #253947:\n \n<FatalError1> how to delete a directory in Linux?\n<FatalError1> delete entire contents with one command?\n* rm-rf isnt sure
bash.org #254023:\n \nIshbu566: haha i guess i was fucked up though \nIshbu566: cuz i had my headphones on \nIshbu566: and pink floyd blasting \nIshbu566: and my dad came out and was yelling at me to turn it down\nIshbu566: the headphones werent plugged in =(
bash.org #254116:\n \n<paranoid/> i just realized that my dads a hardcore redneck\n<stonedgamer> how so\n<paranoid/> he came out of the shower and i saw a tatoo on his ass that said "exit only"
bash.org #254207:\n \n<SorcererX> Dispatched on March 21, 2004  Delivery estimate: Mar 19, 2004 - Mar 22, 2004\n<SorcererX> now... I've seen inaccurate estimates before... but this takes the cake\n<SorcererX> "we assume that it'll arrive two days ago or in the next 12 hrs... and the package has to go 2000 km"
bash.org #254271:\n \n<dunce> We were doing shots of BBQ sauce at the anime con\n<dunce> Granted, that BBQ sauce also had vodka in it\n<dunce> And I hadn't eaten for 2 days\n<Nd> Weren't you there to like... er, what did you do there?\n<dunce> I was there to drink\n<dunce> And have fun with half naked girls\n<dunce> What... you think I give a shit about that anime stuff? :P\n<dunce> Didn't actually see any anime while I was there\n<dunce> I mean, I can watch it at home, didn't see what the big deal was
bash.org #254287:\n \n<jadedlphoto> Maybe the free masons control porn now.\n<gz> the carnal cabal?\n<firegod> the illuminaughty?
bash.org #254358:\n \n<Pornosaur> My mom gave me one of those plants you can't kill\n<Pornosaur> I think it commited sucicide
bash.org #254361:\n \n<RizBow[RF]> winmx if the song is popular (you can download same song from multiple people simontaneously) , soulseek if its rare\n<maddox> I get my mp3s from the store.. it's pretty nice, they already have them burned on CD and they come with cases and booklets.\n<RizBow[RF]> maddox: where?
bash.org #254442:\n \nHefnersCrew2005: If you rape a hooker, is it theft?
bash.org #254595:\n \n<zombiemann77> i tied this girl up and she told me to do whatever i wanted to her so i took her stereo, dvd player, and all her money
bash.org #254773:\n \n<Beercaps> its not easy spelling bukkake\n<RedX> specially with your mouth full ;-)
bash.org #255086:\n \n<methangas> this is EA's support lines automatic answering machine; we already got your money, now please go away
bash.org #255209:\n \n<arsifoofoo> you know...\n<arsifoofoo> people rub corn on themselves for skin therapy\n<arsifoofoo> "hard pore cornography"
bash.org #255364:\n \n<+EvanTH> You'll have to be Smacky The Heroin bear.\n<+Kulstad> w00t!!\n<+EvanTH> You must sit in a corner and lose your hair\n<+EvanTH> All the children will laugh and stare\n<+Kulstad> you mean like Fuzzy Wuzzy\n<+EvanTH> For you will be Smacky, the stiff-veined bear\n<+EvanTH> yes.\n<+EvanTH> Sometimes I wonder why the hell I even let myself type.
bash.org #255430:\n \n<Foobar> livejournal no longer requires referral codes to make a new lj\n<Fluster> sweet.  now i can bitch about my life without having friends first.
bash.org #255497:\n \n<Syl_Aran> my computer randomly got a bios again\n<Syl_Aran> i strangely think it happened when the power went out.\n<Syl_Aran> i don't fucking understand this thing >_<\n<TheHumanCow> yeah, i don't think you do
bash.org #255581:\n \n<@unfnknblvbl> I love it when Outlook crashes\n<@asuma> then you'll always be in love
bash.org #255630:\n \n<bullava> I was watching Conan one night and there was a scottish guy on and he was saying that the original kilts where used as a sleeping bag as well as clothing .... and that since the kilt was so heavy scottish warriors would take it off and run into battle butt naked \n<BraveFencer> Makes sense.  Exit the world the samre way you entered.  Naked and screaming.\n<bullava> and plus whats more scarier seeing a man painted blue and butt naked running at you \n<BraveFencer> The above, only with an erection and a bottle of lube in one hand.
bash.org #255660:\n \n<ColonelCoroner> Nah, this one's good.  Alright, so it was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day when you died.  The Angel at the gate said to the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died."\n<ColonelCoroner> "No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 10th floor apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half naked. I knew she was fucking some bitch, I glanced out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!  Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This pissed me off even more. I wanted to kill the fucker! So I unplugged my refrigerator, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 10 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly." \n<ColonelCoroner> The Angel considers this, and let's him in cuz it WAS a bad day....The next dude comes up, and is asked the same question.  So the dude replies, "But you're not going to believe this. I was on the balcony of my 11th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I was really pushing hard, and I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, started cussing, and stomps on my fingers. I fell and fucking hit some trees and bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm laying there face up on the ground in shock and in excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator, of all things, off the balcony. It falls the 10 floors and lands on top of me, killing me instantly." \n<Piro-nuts> rofl...\n<ColonelCoroner> So the Angel chuckles, thinks his job is pretty cool, and let's this dude in...the third dude comes up, and again the Angel asks him the same question about how he died.  So the dude goes, 'Okay, picture this, I'm hiding in this refrigerator right..."
bash.org #255670:\n \n<Wiku> jmmm\n<Wiku> hmm*\n<Wiku> fix\n<Wiku> doh\n<Wiku> vix\n<Wiku> man, and I haven't even been drinking
bash.org #255674:\n \n<Madflojo> jesus christ calm down with the trout slapping in here\n<Madflojo> heh maybe it will help if i scroll down before commenting after being idle
bash.org #255719:\n \n* om3ga has joined #hangman\n<hangbot> Hello om3ga! current game is as follows:\n<hangbot> a _ _   _ _ _ _   _ a s _   _   _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _   _ s\n<om3ga> all your base r belong to us\n* om3ga has left #hangman
bash.org #255785:\n \n<Salec> how would you go by changing the look of a checkbox in flash?\n<SHiZNiT> add a moustache
bash.org #255830:\n \n<BobInDaShadows> It's been my life goal to have a quote on bash\n<BobInDaShadows> That and to meet somebody from Wyoming.\n<Keiser> Why Wyoming?\n<BobInDaShadows> Have YOU ever met somebody from Wyoming?\n<Keiser> Good point
bash.org #255859:\n \n<BaD-CooL> for the first time in history, two zombie movies are at the movie theaters at the same time\n<BaD-CooL> dawn of the dead and passion of the christ\n<BaD-CooL> jesus is the original zombie\n<BaD-CooL> then he sucked the brains out of all the dumbass christian faggots
bash.org #255909:\n \nLizerati: So, when it's dark and you're driving past a church, the "Worship 11am" sign looks like "Worship Ham"
bash.org #255991:\n \n<TribGuru> How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n<TribGuru> You don't know, man.  You don't KNOW.\n<TribGuru> cause you weren't THERE
bash.org #256059:\n \n<lofty> hello anyone know how to kill 900gb bandwidth in 6 hours?\n<Neodymium> Yes\n<Neodymium> Give me a shell
bash.org #256258:\n \n<Spear> what's an american idol?\n<Exorcist\|iDM> money
bash.org #256296:\n \n<dave2away> furries are people too! and animals
bash.org #256557:\n \n<MetaBean> my wifes boobies will be huge soon \n<Nobara> ??? \n<Nobara> She is pregnat, or you are rich?
bash.org #256669:\n \n<astaroth> the other minor annoyance with this laptop is that the IRDa port keep changing the channel on the TV
bash.org #256715:\n \n<MrBump> my irc logs kept me going throughout my 6 months offline\n<Lord_Blix> you need to get out more often.\n<MrBump> i did, i took printouts
bash.org #256732:\n \n<CrazyDUMPLING> i treat my women like sUGAR\n<Tetsuo> How so?\n<CrazyDUMPLING> i put them inbags and lick them\n<CrazyDUMPLING> or at least i did until that financially debilitiating lawsuit\n<Tetsuo> ...
bash.org #256956:\n \n<Firehawk> so, in english class, we had to write this paper\n<Firehawk> and my friend wrote in it "I don't like rapping", as in music\n<Firehawk> only, when he typed it up, he typoed and it came out "I don't like raping"\n<Firehawk> so my english teacher wrote "that's good to know" on his paper
bash.org #257016:\n \n<JediJawa> So I have this suit jacket and tie on for a speech in English\n<JediJawa> I go to sit down and this girl looks towards me and says, "You look cute."\n<KageGamer> ...\n<KageGamer> A girl actually called you cute?\n<JediJawa> I'm all surprised and I say thanks.\n<JediJawa> Fortuantely no one heard me say that because she was actually talking to the girl who sits in her line of sight from me. :/
bash.org #257265:\n \n<allcuishpa> they should do a crossover with tubgirl and goatse\n<allcuishpa> "CATCH!"
bash.org #257354:\n \nLordTwarog: i totally stalked her but only around school\nLordTwarog: so it was like "oh, i'm on break too" and not "i see you from the bushes"
bash.org #257382:\n \n<Berawler> Is there any sanity or light left in this shrivelled husk of a world?\n<SingingDancingMoose> There was, but we had to trade it in for the internet.\n<Berawler> That is quite possibly the best response to any question ever.
bash.org #257396:\n \n<spyderballa> you know back in my day white powder in envelopes was a good thing
bash.org #257464:\n \n<Kel> I got in trouble at the Canadian border. The guy said "Do you have any guns or weapons in your vehicle?" and I said "Why? What do you need?"
bash.org #257506:\n \n<pengwuan> at least ian curtis died doing what he loved\n<whitcomb> killing himself?\n<pengwuan> precisely
bash.org #257646:\n \n<dreln> i change my nick alot\n<Renski> ah\n<Renski> you were on the last bsrf irc too then, I remember some guy say exactly the same thing\n<Renski> cant you just choose one and stick with it?\n<dreln> no im the unstable release
bash.org #257700:\n \n<ManicV> sleeping pills are for pussies\n<proto_> No no no, you take these orally.
bash.org #257831:\n \n<Bwaa> I tend to do stupid things when I panic\n<Bwaa> Like when I accidently poked my friend in the eye, panicked and poked him in the other one.. because it seemed the sensible thing to do
bash.org #257863:\n \n<x-horizon> I was reading a magazine at work while my boss came to my office and asked me why I am not working...\n<x-horizon> I said "I didn't see you coming, sir"
bash.org #257878:\n \n<drag0n> Subject: threat level raised\n<drag0n> Due to explosives that were found under a rail bed in France, the Chirac government has raised the threat level in France to the second highest level.  The President of France announced that as of 10:00 a.m., the threat level will officially go from "run" to "hide."
bash.org #257898:\n \n<TehTipper> what do u call bread made by a buffalo?\n<DoomGuyPaul> Unsanitary.
bash.org #258104:\n \n<rjbs> billn: you some kinda jehovah's witness??\n<billn> rjbs: I wouldn't say 'witness.' I mean, I clearly saw God hit that guy with his car, but there's no way I'm gonna testify against him.
bash.org #258240:\n \n<@cs_weasel> my latest viagra spam subject line: "adolph"\n< ponds`zombie> ein reich, ein volk, ein schlongpill
bash.org #258308:\n \n<MacMan> OMG GUYS GUESS WAT!!!\n<The_Spaniard> Stupid is getting louder?
bash.org #258383:\n \n<kwigibo> Guns are for people who can't humiliate criminals with elaborate swinging paint-can contraptions
bash.org #258539:\n \n<Mighty> I'm hoping I misheard my mother; she said the daycare my brother is going to is called "Little Third Reich"
bash.org #258609:\n \n<bunnyrape> Unscramble this: tq/iu\n* Quits: mnk0 (~mnk0@router.globaladsl.adsl.golden.net) (?)
bash.org #258614:\n \n<Iyouboushi> hm.. personally, if it was me.. I'd be more worried about finding Kouga (who has 2 shards in his legs) and Kohaku (who has a shard in his back)\n<Iyouboushi> I'd get the two shards from Kouga and take them to the modern times\n<Iyouboushi> that way Naraku couldn't complete the jewel\n<Iyouboushi> because you know once he has the jewel from the "after-life" place, he's immedately going to kill Kouga and Kohaku\n<Rowen_Hashiba> man i can't breathe... too much geek in here, it's affecting my sinuses
bash.org #258768:\n \n<+flash> WHER CAN I DOWNLOAD A VIRUS?THAT KILLS MY PC FOR FREE?\n<Server> flash: www.windowsupdate.com
bash.org #258778:\n \n<neott> stop();\n<WorkLord> hammertime();
bash.org #258861:\n \n<blacklegions666> is here anybody into BLACK METAL\n<blacklegions666> ?\n<Ne[r]d> like... living color?
bash.org #258908:\n \n<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.\n<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.\n<Ben174> : Where u work?\n<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com\n*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
bash.org #259256:\n \n<+shiachan> i am having the worse day for the past 3 years\n<+shiachan> someone console me :/\n* Edible hits shiachan with a gamecube.
bash.org #259303:\n \n<Defister> you guys seen that video of the girl shooting live eels out her ass and having another jap girl eat them?\n<Monga> The japanese like sushi WAY too much.
bash.org #259320:\n \n<helv> WHAT THE FUCK\n<helv> a giant mini egg just drove past my house
bash.org #259326:\n \n<Erin> does anyone else think that maybe dairy farmers have been tricking us, and that cows are really bulls, and we all buy bull semen by the litre?\n<Erin> it's just whenever I see milk I think of semen that's all\n<KateK> Um, maybe you shouldn't let your dad prepare your cereal anymore.\n<Homestarrr> hellooo calcium deficiency
bash.org #259421:\n \n<golgotha> wait, how did the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance go?\n<ShadowRage> we pledge alliegiance to the border, of the united states of america
bash.org #259507:\n \n<AJ> One of my best friends is Jewish.\n<AJ> For state testing, our school gave us food, so we'd be awake and do well. Someone called it "concentration food".\n<AJ> So my friend excitedly says "Concentration food? I haven't had this since camp!"
bash.org #259804:\n \n<+Huitzil> PETA is starting a campaign stating that the secret ingredient in KFC chicken is "cruelty"\n<+Huitzil> cruelty is apparently the most fucking delicious thing on Earth\n<@Dracos> Yes.  It is.\n<@Dracos> Which is why veal is the best food ever.
bash.org #259938:\n \n<`michael> i just spilled pizza sauce on myself and i'm using bread as a napkin
bash.org #260037:\n \n<Philth> WTF?\n<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack \n<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
bash.org #260060:\n \n<xNichG> anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces?\n<Nap> LSD?
bash.org #260282:\n \n<knightmare> _______ ___._._._\n<GTEK> ?\n<knightmare> /s_r__r 12_._._.1\n<GTEK> dam i kno this\n<knightmare> /ser_er 127._._.1\n* Quits: GTEK (Quit)\n* Quits: xfiles (Quit)\n* Quits: Evolution (Quit)
bash.org #260294:\n \n<Antipop> Does it have a henway? \n<Bew> What's a henway? \n<Antipop> About 3 or 4 pounds
bash.org #260330:\n \n<VOmitOry> I have a problem, every file i download gets corrupted, anyone know why? :o\n<kn1ves> is your computer republican?
bash.org #260672:\n \n<@Aztorath> I got stuck in a playground slide today.\n<@Aztorath> Literally WEDGED inside the tube.\n<@Aztorath> We took my roomates kid to the park to play on the stuff. And my roomate tells me to go down backwards, lying on my back, headfirst.\n<@Aztorath> It was one of those totally enclosed twisty tube slides.\n* DreadWolf (~DreadWolf@DreadWolf.users.undernet.org) has joined #oldwarez\n* Abaddon sets mode: +v DreadWolf\n<@Aztorath> So I'm like, "Alright". I climb in, slide about halfway to the sharp curve, and his kid jumps in after me, HEADfirst. He slams into me and is lying on my legs, my head hits the top of the tube, and I just about bend entirely in half.\n<@Aztorath> So now I'm literally wedged inside this hot, tiny, plastic tube, with an extra 60 lbs pressing on me, entirely stuck. Can't move. Kid can't go back up because his feet are out behind him, and I'm kissing my knees.\n<@Aztorath> If I were ever close to giving myself a blowjob, today was that day.
bash.org #260690:\n \n*** Trel_Nadal is now known as ElmerFudd  \n[ElmerFudd] Shhhhhhhhh!!! Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wamers...Huhuhuhuh  \n[ElmerFudd] Wook!! a wascawy wamer!!!  \n[ElmerFudd] KaBoom!!!!!  \n*** ElmerFudd sets mode: +b *!*implyunix@*.libertysurf.co.uk  \n*** SimplyBSD\|fuck was kicked by ElmerFudd (Oh! No! I killed the wamer!!!.)  \n*** ElmerFudd is now known as Trel_Nadal
bash.org #260706:\n \n<iRiot-Vinin^Amped> !kb kicks and bans at same time\nChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-63-204-246-30.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net\n<Arcanic> lmao\n<Arcanic> dude\n<Arcanic> you banned a guy named kicks
bash.org #260952:\n \n<eminem_fan> they changed google!\n<eminem_fan> i hate it, it's like new coke\n<Blacgrass> wtf, you're like eleven, how do you know about new coke?\n<eminem_fan> stfu blac, how u know I'm 11?\n<Blacgrass> do a google search for "eminem fans"...
bash.org #261028:\n \n<fo_eva_pimpin> WHITE POWER. FUK BLACK NIGGARS. IM FUKEN WHITE.\n<xenogenesis> That's nice, dear.\n<fo_eva_pimpin> SHUT UP YU STUPID BITCHHORE YO MOMMA CAN SUK MY COK\n<xenogenesis>...Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Do you see the injustice here? The accused claims to be of caucasian "pigment", if you will. However, whilst claiming to be of this race, he is attempting to sound "homie" or "black". An immediate contradiction.\n<fo_eva_pimpin> FUK YU STUPID BITCH. IM FUKEN BLACK.\n<xenogenesis> Opposition rests.
bash.org #261275:\n \n<Daxim> also, bersirc is broken\n<Daxim> it must not add the angles to the link\n<Daxim> I'll file a bug\n<paranoid> I want to file a bug report to your fucking parents
bash.org #261282:\n \n<Aital> which is the off possition on a PSU? \n<Aital> Is it the line or the circle?
bash.org #261340:\n \n<Astrum> bash.org script:\n<Astrum> if( quote == funny )\n<Astrum> reject();\n<Astrum> else\n<Astrum> reject();\n<Astrum> I hear they're comming out with the bash.org script version 2\n<Astrum> it's optimized:\n<Astrum> reject();
bash.org #261501:\n \n<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today\n<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor\n<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
bash.org #261902:\n \n<Kazeuri> I feel like such a nerd\n<Chris> Why?\n<Kazeuri> I went to go call my girlfriend, and when I was thinking of the first numbers to dial, instead of 535, "HTTP" came to my head
bash.org #261931:\n \nPhoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?\nPhoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. \nPhoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. \nPhoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. \nPhoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. \nPhoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. \nPhoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.\nPhoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
bash.org #262314:\n \n<paRaLyX> what's long, hard and fucked two girls from my science class last week?\n<Slax0r> omg...\n<qwog> you didn't!\n<paRaLyX> the mid-term physics exam :(
bash.org #262325:\n \n<Fril> "Flight delayed because psychic passenger had vision of a bomb" - turns out the inflight movie was "Gigli"
bash.org #262352:\n \n(@Blaxthos) i think every state has a columbus\n(@Blaxthos) mississippi does\n(@Blaxthos) al, ga, sc, oh\n(@TestACL) and every city has an MLK Blvd which is always in the worst part of town\n(@Blaxthos) i've noticed that\n(@Blaxthos) i guess 'nigger avenue' wouldn't fly\n(@TestACL) it was tried in the 50s i think
bash.org #262353:\n \n<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike\n<goatboy> what?\n<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.\n<goatboy> er?\n<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.\n<goatboy> and?\n<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.\n<goatboy> ...\n<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.\n<goatboy> i dont get it\n<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.\n<goatboy> bastard
bash.org #262356:\n \n<polarity> your dreidel brings all the goys to the yard.
bash.org #262360:\n \n(@kaleido) so i start the video clip\n(@Blaxthos) of that hottie we turned on on webcam the other night?\n(@kaleido) coworker walks in just as im closing it to send to the machine at home\n(@kaleido) "if you send it to me i wont say anything"
bash.org #262392:\n \n<BenLMB> i'm waiting for niggabyte hard drives...so i can use it as a slave drive.
bash.org #262417:\n \n<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit\n<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die\n<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"\n<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?\n<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
bash.org #262451:\n \nBuffman0250: i went to sam's club intending to buy contact lenses\nBuffman0250: i left with peanuts cookies and slim jims\nscr0t4r: is it because you couldn't tell the difference\nBuffman0250: well i didn't have any contacts\nscr0t4r: hmm i see\nBuffman0250: youd be surprised how similar they look\nscr0t4r: have you ever had a slim jim in your eye?\nBuffman0250: twice\nscr0t4r: you strike me as that type of person\nBuffman0250: the second time it wasn't an accident
bash.org #262518:\n \n<Timid-> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP\n* Shockla has quit IRC (*.net *.split)\n* rooties-w has quit IRC (*.net *.split)\n* Mr_Hahn has quit IRC (*.net *.split)\n* rup\tek has quit IRC (*.net *.split)\n<wandarah> holy shit.\n<wandarah> truly your meep is a powerful weapon.
bash.org #262986:\n \n<@God> keyweed, hah. i hate speaking in public :P\n< keyweed> God: that explains the past 2000 years.
bash.org #263029:\n \n<jeff> if the butterfly effect isn't the best worst movie ever, i don't know what is\n<Calisa> Rotten Tomatoes has one review listed and it says, "Hitchcock would be proud."\n<jeff> proud to know he had nothing to do with that film
bash.org #263079:\n \n<nutkase> i need to schedule an eye exam\n<nutkase> with a different doctor who wont cuss me out and tell me i need ritalin\n<hateful> lol, did you jump when he was putting in the drops?\n<nutkase> no\n<nutkase> but when he was asking me which one was better number 1 or number 2 i was like how come there numbered and i only get 2 options\n<nutkase> and then he was telling me to read the lines, and he had the radio on in the background and i was asking him to turn it up cause i liked that song\n<nutkase> finally he said god damn it can you pay attention so we can get this over with and i responded with sorry i wasnt paying attention\n<hateful> lol\n<nutkase> and he proceeded to tell me i needed ritalin
bash.org #263081:\n \n[17:21:17] * Joins: jesus (~jirc@167.206.250202.456309)\n[17:21:27] * Parts: jesus (~jirc@167.206.250202.456309)\n<The_Defiance> ... o_O\n<The_Defiance> So that was the second coming eh \n<The_Defiance> short lived
bash.org #263967:\n \n<mcsim02> you know...one day the word pron is actually going to replace the word porn for good...and then in the year 2055 some internet geek is gonna think hes really funny by calling it 'porn' instead of 'pron'...and it will be a horrible horrible cycle
bash.org #264334:\n \n<Hiyasu> I just called my manager, and told them I couldn't come in, because I'd just contracted leprosy.\n<Hiyasu> The odd thing was, for about 10 seconds, she believed me.\n<SePPach> lol\n<SePPach> what did she say?\n<newjersey> "I thought I fired you two weeks ago"
bash.org #264954:\n \n<mbg> if a paintballgun doesnt kill people, and is thus called a marker\n<mbg> so is a regular handgun a permanent marker?
bash.org #265013:\n \n<Geno> Dude...\n<Geno> I was wearing my All Your Base shirt...and someone pointed out the craziest thing\n<Geno> "Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb", when read Backwards, is "Bomb the US (united states) Up Set (upset) Somebody"
bash.org #265024:\n \n<Ikaruwa> if i ever had to fire someone, i would do it scavenger hunt style. you know, give them a piece of paper with a riddle on it...\n<Ikaruwa> and then when they figure out the riddle, itd point them towards the next piece of paper with a riddle on it...\n<Ikaruwa> and keep doing that until theyve collected all their things and walked out the door. after which, theyd find a piece of paper under a rock that said "youre fired."
bash.org #265090:\n \n<Ck3> know whats pedophile's favorite chord?\n<Ck3> A minor
bash.org #265526:\n \n<Asha`monkey> One time I was watching porn for like twenty minutes. When I was finished, I took off my headphones and found the sound blaring out of my regular speakers as well.\n<Asha`monkey> My mom told me to turn it down.
bash.org #265529:\n \n<grl_05>hi guys\n<integrating> hey baby, i wish i were your derivative because then i'd be tangent to all your curves\n<FifthElement> i wish i were your integral because then i'd be the area under all your curves
bash.org #265532:\n \n<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.\n<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"\n<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?
bash.org #265781:\n \nBelmat:  When I was working at the old college, I had the bursar phone me up and say "my internet isn't working"\nBelmat:  So I went down to have a look, and she had IE open, and was typing "internet" in the address bar
bash.org #265937:\n \nAristaJace:  man in college i can't make fun of southern people\naLLsTaRpLaYa217:  lol\nAristaJace:  those fucking texans actually WILL shoot me\naLLsTaRpLaYa217:  hahaah
bash.org #265968:\n \n<tom_0369> man\n<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington\n<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as fuck\n<tom_0369> it was depressing\n<sammich> when was this?\n<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004
bash.org #266014:\n \n<Tso-JA> I love food... which is why my 6 pack is covered with a good 2 inches of flub\n<Targeter> you're not fat you simply have "stealth abs"
bash.org #266250:\n \nPika98765: then stick it in the center and it won't be so ugly :p\n\nAmarok: ...\n\nAmarok: My father just woke up screaming "Suck my scrotum you cocksucking chink whores."
bash.org #266257:\n \n<rzrblade> Yeah so my therepist told me the other day I had "skeptical realism."\n<rzrblade> I looked at him like, "what the fuck?"\n<rzrblade> And he says, "yeah i just made that up."
bash.org #266572:\n \n<Rjx> they really need to make formatting a laptop easier, for lazy people like me\n<Rjx> they could make them like etch-a-sketches\n<Rjx> you just turn them upside down and shake them\n<Rjx> and BAM, new install
bash.org #266832:\n \n<vidkid7> he told us about some kid who turned in a render of a hunting knife for his project\n<vidkid7> and when he asked to see the wireframe "you sure?"\n<vidkid7> "yeah, I need to see it"\n<vidkid7> "...ok"\n<vidkid7> and he turned it to wireframe\n<vidkid7> and had written "I'LL KILL YOU" over and over and over like a thousand times behind the image\n<vidkid7> @_@
bash.org #267287:\n \nTester Bob> Maybe Scott will get fired if we send really bad things over his company's network\nTester Bob> Porn\nTester Bob> Fuck\nTester Bob> Vagina\nAbdullah> "Bush/Cheney in '04"
bash.org #267308:\n \n<StreetPsychologist> Wow I just met a chick online who lives about 10 miles from me.\n<punkpet> and her name is ted\n<StreetPsychologist> NERD SEX!\n<punkpet> create some nerdlings\n<punkpet> when he's born it will be the first and last time he sees female gentalia\n<StreetPsychologist> Our geographical proximity is making me thing MARRIAGE already.\n<punkpet> lol\n<phenobarbital> you might even take a shower today\n<HellKat> no computer nerds breeding, next you know we'll have children running about with 20 fingers for more efficent keyboard use and an extra arm for cyber sex
bash.org #267317:\n \n* Bobber lights up the crack pipe and takes a hit\n* Bobber passes it to Jesus\n* Jesus takes a hit\n<Jesus> Argh, my dad is gonna KILL me
bash.org #267360:\n \n<GL> when I wake_lan each morning\n<GL> and the tcpdump beats down on me\n<natx> only gnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu can set you freeeeeeeeeee\n<GL> and I know we belong join --input=you --output=me
bash.org #267372:\n \n<dizzy[subnova]> A YO WHERE MAH NIGGAZ AT?!\n<P_40E> over there\n<P_40E> take your stuff with you\n<P_40E> never come back
bash.org #267657:\n \n<Slap_Shot> scooby doo 2 beat passion of the christ in movie theaters\n<LeafsFan> i bet the pope blamed those meddling kids :P
bash.org #267722:\n \n<Twizzlers> I wanna become a counsler so i can tell rape victims they asked for it.
bash.org #268247:\n \n<glacial>  I love school\n<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set\n<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.\n<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"\n<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:\n<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
bash.org #268485:\n \n* Kavey starts talking to the internet in binary\n<Alver> 10110101011111010100101011010111010100 Kavey? :)\n<gavagai> Alver: watch the language\n<Kavey> Alver: how dare you... my mother is a saint
bash.org #268496:\n \n<FuriousC> my computer is performing more illegal operations than doctor kevorkian
bash.org #268587:\n \n<XX01XX> PSA: Alcohol based marinades and gas ovens SHOULD NOT BE COMBINED.
bash.org #268768:\n \n<ShadowFury-> whats command for new nick name\n* ChoBo is now known as gaynamehere\n<Whitehorn> '/nick\n<gaynamehere> err shit
bash.org #268803:\n \n<Shark463> hey, did u see stevie wonders new album?\n<Chaz> No\n<Shark463> neither has he.
bash.org #268981:\n \n<neo_alex> my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a fucking hard half yearly exam\n<neo_alex> i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
bash.org #269099:\n \n<p2p> I was reading some thing this morning about a new condom with a built-in vibrator\n<shxrobert> oh great the rubber that makes you come as you put the fucker on\n<p2p> the downside is you have to shove the AA battery up your ass\n<Gollie> downside?
bash.org #269152:\n \nscykon: nope. no matter what you build with lego, if i build the same with \nduplo its guranteed to be bigger, and therefore better than yours
bash.org #269154:\n \n<cheerios> LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT:\n<cheerios> 1. You Are Different and That's Bad\n<cheerios> 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating Too Many Vegetables\n<cheerios> 3. Daddy's New Wife Robert\n<cheerios> 4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking\n<cheerios> 5. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her\n<cheerios> 6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched\n<cheerios> 7. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption\n<cheerios> 8. Grandpa Gets a Casket\n<cheerios> 9. Strangers Have the Best Candy\n<cheerios> 10. You Were an Accident\n<cheerios> 11. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games\n<cheerios> 12. Sometimes Your Nightmares Are Real\n<cheerios> 13. And Where Would You Like to Be Buried, Li'l Timmy?\n<cheerios> 14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School\n<cheerios> 15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
bash.org #269157:\n \n<Tori_ness> Camels may not be able to solve complex mathematical equations\n<Tori_ness> But those bastards can still eat your tent
bash.org #269180:\n \n[ZeroFlaw] I got a better idea for a new cereal, 'GhettO's.' Free brass knuckles in every box. Collect 15 UPC's and get a free boombox!
bash.org #269275:\n \n<CoryS> You know it's a bad sign when you call ISP support to change some dns servers around and they ask if the ip address you just gave them was a phone number or IP address.
bash.org #269314:\n \n<fluffy> also, you drastically reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer through frequent masturbation\n<fluffy> so I think everyone in this channel is safe
bash.org #269849:\n \n<@smash> my friends dad is stationed there at one of its borders.. some secret military shit.. but the surprising part is.. canada has a military which does stuff... :P\n<+JP2> yeh they get coffee for the american soldiers
bash.org #270224:\n \n<omgwtf> did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed\n<omgwtf> reese\n<omgwtf> reese something\n<Boon> witherspoon?\n<omgwtf> no with a knife\n<omgwtf> HAHA!
bash.org #270571:\n \n<dman254> so r we gonna talk about anything that has a point\n<jv-home> of course not. :P\n<nougatmachine> apparently dman254 is new to irc
bash.org #270778:\n \n<MrMonster> just a sec, want to see if I can find this video of a guy shooting himself\n<tack> that para dice kid?\n<tack> the one who shot himself after his gf got on the elevator and left?\n<MrMonster> it can't beat the crazy video at ogrish.com where the guy gets his throat cut\n<tack> which one?\n<tack> the one where he gets his throat slit from behind?\n<tack> the one where he's already dead and they had to refilm it??\n<MrMonster> he's quite alive\n<MrMonster> and the blood is gurgling as he tries to breathe\n<slh> ah yes\n<slh> the internet\n<slh> where else can you have a calm discussion about snuff films at 4 in the morning?
bash.org #270825:\n \n<Borgis> Sad, but true. The lively, fun loving, highly animated and eccentric borgis you know and love is nowhere near as exciting in the flesh.\n<Borgis> Except for the eccentric part.\n<Borgis> Andthe fun-loving part.\n<Tedious_Toad> That's okay, if I was half as lively as I am on the net in real life I'd be arrested and tried for murder, beastiality, sodomy, indecent assault, masturbation in public AND indecent exposure
bash.org #270827:\n \n<Karma`> Shit, you know you're in trouble when you find yourself listening to ACDC\n<Vast\|away> yeh, acdc always sneaks up behind me and starts playing and shit\n<Vast\|away> fucking annoying\n<Karma`> You'd think they would have something better to do eh?
bash.org #270829:\n \n(making NPCs for D&D)\n<Stefanf> Hurrah! I have decided what to spend the remaining 535 gp on!\n<Stefanf> The captain of the Stade city guard now owns 267 sheep!\n<Neko_Ali> Stefanf: make sure to buy him lots of fantasy bling bling.\n<Neko_Ali> Gold plated chainmail.\n<Neko_Ali> a solid platinum toasting fork.\n<Sutekh> gold plated Bikini\n<Stefanf> Diamond-covered ring of protection?\n<Neko_Ali> and a totally tricked out low-rider horse with hydraulics!\n<Stefanf> lmao!\n<Neko_Ali> can't you just see him on inspection parade, bouncing along with his magical music box blaring from the saddle?
bash.org #270830:\n \nbadboy> hi any chicks from berwick\nSaintBloodyMary> I'm from berwick. Let's meet up at your place and have wild kinky \nSaintBloodyMary> Should I bring my own handcuffs and lube or are you all set?\nbadboy> awesome u wanna come over now\nSaintBloodyMary> Sure... because I often fuck strangers from online, it's my hobby.\nbadboy> bring it u want\nbadboy> awesome u sound real kewl :()\nSupreme_101> SaintBloodyMary willing to travel ?\nSaintBloodyMary> Supreme_101: It depends, I'm willing to travel 100km's per inch that your penis is over the average length.\nSupreme_101> hmmm... looks like im coming to you then :P
bash.org #271263:\n \n< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2\n< gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india
bash.org #271340:\n \n<Logan> oh shit, i just got coffee stains and meatball sauce on this guys grandma's death certificate
bash.org #271540:\n \n<Seigfried> In other random news, there's a movie based on I, Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith.\n<Seigfried> I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P
bash.org #271566:\n \n<Rokkr> humor's a good thing\n<Rokkr> i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh\n<tack> or rape them\n<Rokkr> that's not laid tack, that's assault =p\n<tack> hey, you do things your way, i do things mine
bash.org #272726:\n \n[brianh] smaller boobs are cool\n(Akira1) hmm\n[brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have\n[brianh] 18\n[brianh] I fucking meant 18\n(Akira1) hahaha
bash.org #273386:\n \n<The_Spaniard:> The White House had an egg hunt today after which they had to admit that there were never any eggs to begin with.
bash.org #273488:\n \n<timmyB> yeah well i intend to live forever\n<timmyB> so far so good
bash.org #273495:\n \n<pizza_biz> greggdogg: parole's over. he had to go back in.\n<greggdogg> I figured.\n<aLfer> what did he do?\n<Dark_Fox> your mom :D\n<aLfer> well, i hardly think that would land him in jail.\n<Dark_Fox> prostitution is illegal\n<aLfer> touche`
bash.org #273779:\n \n<jestuh>  But fans will have to wait a while for the maverick director to complete his bloodstained trilogy as he won't start filming Kill Bill: Vol 3 until 2019.\n<jestuh> wtf\n<edit_out> Is he going to breed actors for it?
bash.org #273902:\n \n<JimAM> I wonder how long before illegal operations really are illegal operations with DRM.
bash.org #274037:\n \n* Sabdo listens to Meat Loaf - Atkins? I FUCKING ATE HIM
bash.org #274153:\n \n<KRS922> Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
bash.org #274517:\n \n[@DAWG^] song lyrics containing the word "heart" - replace the word with "arse"\n[@Chisler] hmmm, interesting idea\n[@DAWG^] for example:\n[@DAWG^] Celine Dion - my arse will go on\n[@DAWG^] Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the arse\n[@DAWG^] Kylie Minogue - Hand on your arse\n[@DAWG^] Deee-Lite - Groove is in the arse\n[@DAWG^] Rod Stewart - You are in my arse\n[@DAWG^] Britney Spears - Deep in my arse\n[@Chisler] Eurythmics - there must be an angel playing with my arse\n[@DAWG^] w00t ^^
bash.org #274808:\n \n<[01]-Ex> Did you hear about the new nigger barbie?  It comes with 12 kids, aids, and a welfare check.
bash.org #274826:\n \n<aryov> This cake is soooo good\n<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it
bash.org #275061:\n \n<The_Capn> Must be a space mummy!\n<Card> or, an even more mysterious species \n<Card> The species that is so rare, that there is only one left \n<Card> and it needs to procreate, so it has come to my bedroom \n<Card> Yes, I am talking about the elusive "Your Mom"
bash.org #275093:\n \n<destroyer> What does FUBU stand for\n<Furious> dunno.. for us by us ?!\n<destroyer> Nope!\n<furious> Then what does it stand for\n<destroyer> Farmers Used to Buy Us\n<Juggalo> No it Means Farmers Used to Beat Us\n<Furious> Rofl
bash.org #275311:\n \n<xIHaveRicketsx> I almost got killed by some Asian woman today.\n<xIHaveRicketsx> Asians should learn how to fucking drive.\n<slamyouinthebutt> But...you're Asian...\n<xIHaveRicketsx> I'm more like a banana: yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
bash.org #275546:\n \n<zurt> When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e......... When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri
bash.org #276636:\n \n<Korvus> i found a message in a bottle today\n<Korvus> it floated past\n<D> what'd it say?\n<Korvus> it said: "can you put this in a bin for me please?"
bash.org #277337:\n \n<XnD> Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand
bash.org #277461:\n \n<DannyCat> The Fonz playing DDR would be like, him standing there looking cool throughout the song, but not stepping on anything. Then, right as the results screen came up, he'd whack the side of the monitor and it would give him an AAA.
bash.org #277817:\n \nDANIEL: I found a site called SparePartsWarehouse. Being that I'm stupid, I failed to check ResellerRatings or any such thing. My dad ordered a new keyboard from them. $70, I believe. Two days later it gets here, it's not a keyboard. It's a hinge. No, I'm not kidding. They sent a goddamn hinge.
bash.org #277857:\n \n<Vampirate> Wow, I maxxed out the mem card in my camera for the first time today\n<Vampirate> My daughters dance team was performing in the state/national dance championships today.
bash.org #277906:\n \nZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover.\nDrRocksicle: you can if it has no pages
bash.org #277959:\n \n(+Jimbo1`friends) where did my savior go\n(@Monoxide) did you try the hill top?\n(@Monoxide) i heard he was hanging around there
bash.org #278214:\n \n<FireFox> asshole\n* FireFox was kicked by Reaper (i dont like your mouth)\n<Reaper> ...\n* bob sets mode: +b *!*@3AD5BC55.8E488FF8.273333E5.IP\n<Reaper> ...\n<Reaper> wait no i didnt kick him!\n<Reaper> that was a /me!\n* Reaper was kicked by bob (your no longer welcome in this channel)\n<FireFox> haha\n<FireFox> oops
bash.org #278288:\n \n(Thoth) Funniest toilet graffiti this evening: "I fucked your mother!" underneith: "Dad, you're drunk! Go home!"
bash.org #278745:\n \nHyp3rHax0r: bah\nHyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending moderation."\nHyp3rHax0r: why don't they just come right out and say it\nHyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending rejection."
bash.org #278755:\n \n<Whammo> I lost my virginity to a ham sandwich\n<WeblionX> That's not losing your virginity.\n<Whammo> baloney
bash.org #278790:\n \n<kraus> omg, dude i love you in a way that is illegal in most countries.\n<pyro> in school i want you to keep atleast a one meter distance away from me. :\|
bash.org #279100:\n \n<Rayn> if you had to pick between a compaq and a dell, what would you take?\n<Draco> death
bash.org #279279:\n \n<Snoper> how do i find the book I want\n<Vultar> Type "@find bookname"\n<Snoper> "@find bookname"\n<Snoper> It didnt do anything. now what do I do ?\n<Vultar> Tell your parents that cousins shouldn't marry...
bash.org #279357:\n \n<Klowner> I listen to rap now and then, just so I can communicate in case my car breaks down in a scary part of town
bash.org #280066:\n \n<Jaeger> whats an oxymoron\n<Edgy> Microsoft Works
bash.org #280579:\n \n<SwiftWrk> so... warcraft 3 in like 2 hours?\n<fugimax> so...\n<fugimax> my balls in yo' mouth in like 3 hours?\n<LockeCole> erm...if I'm available sure\n<LockeCole> damn
bash.org #280918:\n \n<Borgis> I think there's air in the pipes in my house\n<Borgis> Every time you turn the tap on, the water heater outside makes this loud 'BBBRRRAAAAPPPPP' noise\n<Uric> yea\n<Uric> that happened at my old house\n<Uric> I dont know what it is\n<Borgis> Your old house didn't explode or anything did it?
bash.org #280927:\n \n<+[GG]Kou> Wow, I was in the bathroom, reading the comic strips, and I came across one I liked, and so I thought "wow I wonder what the score on this one is" and I was expecting something like (894), but instead, it said "Dilbert". :(\n<+GPT> wtf is wrong with you... lol\n<hi> yeah seriously you fuckin loser who the hell reads dilbert
bash.org #280934:\n \nLord High Rikonian:: then they are not truly letting me "have it my way"\nLord High Rikonian:: Because I want my whopper served to me on the stomach of a nubile quivering 19 year old's belly\nLord High Rikonian:: and I want her vagina filled with ketchup for dipping the fries\nLord High Rikonian:: but will Burger King do that? Nooooooooo\nLord High Rikonian:: fucking false advertisements\nanastas:: ummm. Rik... that was nasty\nLord High Rikonian:: I know\nLord High Rikonian:: if a company says you can have it your way...\nLord High Rikonian:: then they should let you have it your way\nZerebus:: .....they obviously weren't referring to Lord High Rikonian.\nLord High Rikonian:: well obviously\nLord High Rikonian:: why must I be persecuted so by corporate America?\nZerebus:: because you're one sick bastard
bash.org #281238:\n \n<seisan> New hacking tool: chocolate\n<seisan> A survey of office workers in London found that almost three quarters would reveal their network-access password in exchange for a bar of chocolate. \n<Echo\|Fox> The same survey also revealed that 84% of male respondants would give up their bank PIN code for a blow job.
bash.org #281263:\n \n<CloneGamer> dude\n<CloneGamer> i just went to put this tape on and its at the bottom of the pile right..\n<CloneGamer> so in true table cloth style i yanked it out swiftly\n<CloneGamer> also in true table cloth style, it went miserably wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head\n<CloneGamer> and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the commotion was\n<CloneGamer> and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered' cus i was 'polishing'\n<CloneGamer> and i see the door move and see her face and covered myself up but my balls were still showing\n<CloneGamer> she just looks at me, looks down, looks at the tape, rolls her eyes and walks off\n<CloneGamer> i tell you, i aint leaving my room for days :'(
bash.org #281421:\n \nmdiym42: note to self\nmdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
bash.org #281470:\n \n<Cannibal> god damnit\n<Cannibal> no one wants to play monopoly with me\n<Cannibal> i need to stop getting mad at people and stabbing them when i play that game\n<Cannibal> gives me a bad rep\n<Hellise> lolll
bash.org #281780:\n \n<MrRoboto1024>she said she was hot for me, so i gave her a spare heatsink.\n<MrRoboto1024>she didnt seem happy :(\n<MrRoboto1024>i just dont understand women.
bash.org #281791:\n \n<InaneCathode> Oh dear god, i just drank the most vile substance known to man\n<\|D-X\|> pepsi?
bash.org #281855:\n \n<TokenBlackGuy> my friend and i were writing l33t notes back and forth in spanish class and our teacher caught us and was like "im gonna read this to the entire class" and stopped and was like "are you two writing in tounges?"
bash.org #281987:\n \n<@rakaur> maybe when i get back\n<lily> ok well when you're ready call me on the telephone\n<@rakaur> well you know i had planned on smoke signals but telephone is ok.
bash.org #282032:\n \n<Van> huh. if you inject dye into eggs, when they hatch the chicks will be whatever color you injected\n<@Unarmed> similarly, if you inject radioactive compounds into eggs, when they hatch the chicks will rip you apart with their massive talons
bash.org #282091:\n \n<Kathleen> wtflolz\n<Alex> lololorz\n<Kevin> lol]\n<Alex> haga\n<Alex> 0wneef\n<Kathleen> omg y3s.\n<[X]> Is this some sort of idiot mating ritual? Should I get the Discovery Channel in here with cameras?
bash.org #282096:\n \n<skylift> I think I'm going to flip a coin to decide if I should work today\n<skylift> damn\n<skylift> I didn't catch it and it fell down the hot air exchange
bash.org #282745:\n \nseph429: lol 3 weeks ago someone posted a post on this board "I'm looking for some cool things macosx can do" hes bumped it every day since, today he posts\nseph429: "OKAY I GET IT, THE OS SUCKS AND UR ALL FUCKS I HOPE YOU DIE"
bash.org #282906:\n \n<Kiyone> i know you live in australia and everything, but do you know who vanilla ice is?\n<reaper> yes\n<reaper> he used to be a jazz musician, and became a pornstar
bash.org #282982:\n \n#slackware on efnet 4-22-04 12:57 am EST -5.00\n<mfbian_> how will you compare slackware and freebsd\n<Cheethoe> apples and oranges\n<mfbian_> fair enough\n<`justin`> slackware = for people that have been molested freebsd = people that want to molest their mothers\n<`justin`> openbsd = for people that probably wont ever get molested\n<`justin`> netbsd = molesting of all minorities, and cock asians\n<mfbian_> how about gentoo\n<`justin`> I dont know ask khai\n\n--> biggy (something@1Cust26.tnt1.columbus.in.da.uu.net) has joined #slackware\n<`justin`> oh wait I do know\n<mfbian_> you don't know anything\n--> supergoad (~supergoad@pcp08611785pcs.waldrf01.md.comcast.net) has joined #slackware\n<`justin`> mfbian_: gentoo = people that want to molest their mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, sisters, brothers, dogs, but can't get it up
bash.org #282983:\n \n* Lexica-chan watches an ep of Yugioh. :)\n<[chibi]> how come they can't tell when he magically doubles in size\n<[chibi]> "there's something a bit different about him..more...confidence?"\n<[chibi]> NO YOU FUCKWITS, HE JUST HIT PUBERTY IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
bash.org #283009:\n \n* BldackFlag has joined #twistedmonkey\n* BldackFlag changes topic to 'Once you go black you never go back.  Once you go white, that ain't right!'\n* BldackFlag has left #twistedmonkey\n<Nerje> I wonder if he realises he spelt his name wrong
bash.org #283022:\n \n<+DEK> i heard oral sex is better than fucking \n<%Disarm10> Uh, depends.\n<%Disarm10> On what you're in the mood for.\n<%Disarm10> 9 times outta 10, a hand job is perfectly fine.\n<+DEK> ahh i guess\n<+DEK> masturbation works too\n<+DEK> it works for me, since my hands are girly and soft\n<+DEK> <33\n<%Disarm10> >_> I meant getting one, not giving yourself one, but yea =P\n<%Disarm10> lol\n<+DEK> its fun watching myself in the mirror cuz it looks like a girl is giving me a handjob\n<+DEK> but in reality, it is me\n<%Disarm10> ...\n<+DEK> masturbating\n<+DEK> infront of a fucking mirror\n* +DEK cries\n* You were kicked by Disarm10 (ZOMG)
bash.org #283097:\n \n<Sabdo> So I went into my school's band room for the first time today \n<Sabdo> Biggest bunch of nerds I've ever met. \n<Sabdo> and this one girl walks in, really hot, \n<Sabdo> and I swear to fucking god, \n<Sabdo> three kids pulled out inhalers
bash.org #283329:\n \nMUTANT1042: Man, fuck porn spam!\nAvariceManifesto: That's the general idea.
bash.org #283358:\n \n<prairiePirate> well there was a kid on the news that was born without eyelids\n<prairiePirate> they had to use the skin from his circumcision to make them\n<prairiePirate> they say he's ok, just a little cock-eyed
bash.org #283364:\n \n<ideal`> The cable television network YTN estimated that up to 3,000 people had been killed or injured in huge explosions that followed the collision of a train carrying gasoline and a second carrying liquefied petroleum gas.\n<ideal`> talk about an unlucky turn of events\n<AtriumXP> Yeah, our gas prices are going to go up :(
bash.org #283491:\n \n<BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes\n<BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today\n<BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..\n<BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude\n<BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything\n<BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer\n<BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear \n<BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us\n<BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'\n<BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle\n<BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit\n<BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit\n<BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'\n<BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit\n<BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'\n<BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college\n<BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
bash.org #283492:\n \ntoonces344: <ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.\n<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.\ntoonces344: i sent that quote to my girlfriend over AIM, and then she was silent for about 10 mins.\ntoonces344: i asked her what was up, and she blocked me, so i im'ed one of her friends, and she told me that she was swedish.\ntoonces344: bash.org ruined my life :(
bash.org #283657:\n \n<[FU]HiTechOutlaw> ;o :(\n<[FU]HiTechOutlaw> :O*\n<Nomad> I swear if I ever see you "correct" a smiley again, I'm going to kill you.
bash.org #283692:\n \n<theSpear> I am NOT gonna donate sperm for money. What would I do if, in 18 years, the kid looked me up? I'd have to tell him that he was beer money.
bash.org #283713:\n \nGuan Yu: One time I shit myself in a McDonalds.\nGuan Yu: So I had to clean myself with my t-shirt. I shoved the shit-covered t-shirt in the tank part on the back of the toliet.\nGuan Yu: I came back a year later and the shirt wasnt in the tank. That means somebody removed my shit-smeared DBZ shirt.\nGuan Yu: That brings joy to my heart.
bash.org #283741:\n \n<Kabuki_Dude> Shit... My teacher just sprung a surprise psych test on me. It was a damned describing game... Like: There's a forest, describe it. I was being a jackass and said that the forest was burned down and blackened. \n<Kabuki_Dude> Then she asked me how I went through the forest. I said that I ran through it denying all logic and reason. \n<Kabuki_Dude> She asked me to describe a vase in the forest, so I said that it had a penis on it. \n<Kabuki_Dude> Then she asked me to describe a barrier blocking the way. I said that the barrier was my mom with a pickaxe.\n<Kabuki_Dude> About 3 days later, my psych calls me and wants to 'talk'. Apparantly, my teacher called my psyche with the results of my test. \n<Kabuki_Dude> Here's how it went down: The way you described the forest was the way you viewed life. The way you went through the forest was the way you went through life. The vase is your view on relationships, and the barrier is how you think you're going to die.\n<Kabuki_Dude> Needless to say, my teacher keeps her distance from me now.
bash.org #283819:\n \n<ic3n3t> there is a bunch of girls playing soccer in the park\n<uberartsyboi> im coming over.\n<ic3n3t> i think they are 15\n<ic3n3t> pedophile!\n<uberartsyboi> im shaving the goatee then coming over.\n<ic3n3t> i'll get the lawn chairs
bash.org #283847:\n \nEl Fry Guy: That reminds me. I was kicked out of history class for making a joke about the holocaust \nEl Fry Guy: The teacher puts in this after school special or some shit about the holocaust. Guess who hosted it?\nJoseoftheWired: Who\nEl Fry Guy: I shit you not. Keanu Fucking Reeves. \nJoseoftheWired: haha\nEl Fry Guy: As he's talking I burst out laughing then say "Then Hitler jumps out of the sky and says 'Dude. I have a most excellent solution.'"
bash.org #283935:\n \n<Radz> Should I replay FF7?\n<spiderbait> Nobody's stopping you.\n<Radz> That's like another 90 hours I'd be away from you guys though. :(\n<payne> Do it.\n<spiderbait> Do it.\n<xCell> Do it.
bash.org #284014:\n \n<Max> I went to donate some money to bash.org today\n<Max> I clicked the Paypal Donate button, and it comes up with the message:\n<Max> Bash.org Paypal Donation attempt #56489 pending\n<Max> *two minutes later*\n<Max> Bash.org Paypal Donation attempt #56489 rejected
bash.org #284202:\n \n<broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while\n<broox> they were plugged into the mic port\n<npl> umm, i think they are color-coded\n<broox> haha, i know\n<broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is\n* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is
bash.org #284359:\n \n<timmo> today i found out\n<timmo> that this girl who was a consistant cock tease to me\n<timmo> has cancer\n<timmo> some reason i find that karma is at work here
bash.org #284658:\n \nQuit: (+[WG]sPiKie) (Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].)
bash.org #284748:\n \n<odd> last night i dreamt about being in Rio de Janiero.\n<odd> the funny thing is, i've dreamt about being in Rio before, and in this dream I said to myself, "wow, it's just like in my dreams."
bash.org #284916:\n \n<Evilution> I bought these heinous (but somewhat loveable) underwear today, a silver-metallic snakeskin-boxer.. and when I'm at the register the clerk says 'are you serious? I wouldn't even buy those.. and I'm gay..'
bash.org #284969:\n \n<Bludywar> can ne one get me a cdkey for counter strike\n<Bludywar> a working one\n<Rhyth>	Go and buy a copy of hl?\n<Bludywar> I got one\n<Bludywar> my boy ate the fucking cd key\n<Bludywar> he took the sticker part off and ate it\n<Rhyth>	:/\n<Bludywar> can  you give me the cdkey?\n<Bludywar> can ne one give me a cdkey tho\n<Bludywar> for counter strike\n<Rhyth>	Your boy ate it?\n<Bludywar> ya\n<Rhyth>	That's the most absurd excuse for not having a cdkey ever.
bash.org #285164:\n \n<KainSularei> I wish that it was possible to edit car honks\n<KainSularei> sometimes someone tries to cut me off, but i always see it coming and speed ahead of them\n<KainSularei> So I'm thinking I get some LOTR Gandalf bumper sticker on my back bumper\n<KainSularei> I'd like to be able to hit the steering wheel and have them hear this booming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" as I go by
bash.org #285255:\n \nsup4hleet: eh, she's cute and has a rack you could mount a server in
bash.org #285493:\n \n<Kyr> When i was in psychiatry it was so funny when the psychologist tried to make me do this Rorschach test.  I said "that's a Rorschach test innit?" and he was like "yeah but you're not supposed to know that.  Now the test 'll be useless"\n<Kyr> So I said the drawings looked like dead people and vaginas to console the guy.
bash.org #286578:\n \n(f`CNK) so lets say im driving\n(f`CNK) and sum1 yells in my fucking ear\n(f`CNK) i wont lose concentration man\n(f`CNK) neither would u!\n(f`CNK) we are like superman\n(Alchemeron) superman doesn't drive a car, you fucking idiot, he can fly
bash.org #286623:\n \n<rellekmr> i'm all for promoting abstinence\n<rellekmr> the more people who are abstinant the less pathetic i look :)
bash.org #286770:\n \n<Sukato> Once again\n<Sukato> my firewall successfully blocked hack attempt from 192.168.0.1\n<Sukato> Then some programs get kicked offline\n<Jed> I know that IP address\n<Jed> He's a mean bastard.
bash.org #286969:\n \n<flowerfrenzy> i went to one of my elementary school dances to find out what it was all about. it was stupid.\n<flowerfrenzy> we had to dance like five feet away from the guy\n<okto> haha!\n<okto> "leave room for Jesus!"
bash.org #287387:\n \n<Mouldy_Llama> ok, I will come clean\n<Mouldy_Llama> I only said I got with the chicken to look cool
bash.org #287414:\n \n<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk\n<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first\n<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out\n<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh\n<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?\n<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?\n<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.\n<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now\n<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure\n<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this\n<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.\nquit: (DeadMansHand)\n<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day\n<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts\njoin: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)\n<PeteRepeat> fucking ken\n<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot\n<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.\n<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.\n<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.\nquit: (PeteRepeat)\n<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.\n<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
bash.org #287665:\n \ngarrett8675309: heard you threatened to shoot my girlfriend...\nimptacular: yeah\ngarrett8675309: you should get your membership card in 7-10 days
bash.org #287868:\n \n<FuriousC> listening to music no one else cares about doesnt make you cool, its just means you're a ska fan
bash.org #287945:\n \n<ds91> <3\n<ds91> <#\n<ds91> <3\n<ds91> <#\n<ds91> U MAKE MY HEART POUND
bash.org #288357:\n \n<Calisa> When I was little I always wanted little people that could fit in the palm of my hand.\n<JPGumby> they are called 'employees'
bash.org #288546:\n \n<Shockster> Did you hear about that woman that smoked dope in the streets of Baghdad? She was so stoned.
bash.org #288632:\n \n<ThatOneDude> the last time somone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years
bash.org #289218:\n \n<Cedaie> Your ignorance isn't helping.\n<@KTottE> How am I ignorant?\n<Cedaie> <@KTottE> Do it again, do it right - Ooh great help *clap* *clap*\n<@KTottE> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant\n<@KTottE> Maybe the word you were searching for was http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogant ?\n<Cedaie> yeah thats the one\n<Cedaie> Your arrogance isn't helping,\n<@KTottE> Neither is your ignorance
bash.org #289785:\n \n<xi> my parents sent me a fucking text message to tell me they put my dog down today
bash.org #289792:\n \nSuprJmpmanCarp00: I can't be the only one who finds it funny that KFC dumped Jason Alexander for their ads in favor of a room full of black people
bash.org #289910:\n \nWC128: OMFG that pizza was orgasmic\nWC128: it was as if God and Jesus and Mary just bukakked into my mouth
bash.org #290466:\n \n<raven> Any cat people here? I've got a problem with Nicky... \n<Leth> I've been known to be handy with a wok \n<Lore> Why, I'm a cat person. \n<raven> I took Morgan to the vet yesterday - he was gone for a total of 45 minutes, got two vaccs and a blood draw. \n<raven> Brought him home and Nicky went BALLISTIC. \n<raven> Spent the rest of the night yowling and hissing and attacking MOrgan. \n<CrazyClimber> nicky smells the hospital smells on morgan \n<Lore> Yeah, I've seen that happen. \n<raven> Is there anything I can do to get the hospital stink off him, then? Pack his carrier in coffe grounds or something? \n<tieboy> how about a bath \n<CrazyClimber> just give it a day or so \n<Lore> We tried catnip and butter, and neither worked. \n<agent_orange> butter? \n<agent_orange> you buttered your cat? \n<Lore> Yes. \n<raven> it's the best way to butter the house. \n<raven> Cats are effective butter delivery units. \n<Lore> We read somewhere to put butter on a cat's forehead. \n<agent_orange> did the emolient facilitate insertion? \n<Lore> And the other cat licks it off, and likes the first cat, because it tastes like butter. \n<Lore> As I said, it didn't work. \n<agent_orange> you read sopmewhere to put butter on the cats foreWHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING \n<tieboy> rub the two cats together vigorously until they smell like each other \n<agent_orange> piss on them both at the same time \n<tieboy> KITTY TASTES LIKE BUTTER \n<raven> It's more fun to put tape on their feet. \n<agent_orange> why not do both \n<agent_orange> and then get out the handycam \n<Lore> I believe what I was thinking was "Maybe it will work. And even if it doesn't, I get to butter the cat's forehead." \n<agent_orange> AFHV would *love* some footage of sticky-pawed, freshly buttered cats trying in vain to avoid a stream of steaming miller lite \n<Samwise> You know what helps with feuding cats, Lore? Sending me lots of cash. \n<agent_orange> now, see, I read somewhere -- \n<agent_orange> I think it was leviticus \n<agent_orange> -- that what you should do is frost them \n<agent_orange> betty crocker, right out of the can \n<raven> Chocolate or buttercream? \n<Leth> rave: go chocolate, buttercreme isn't pareve \n<CrazyClimber> you're frosting meat? \n<agent_orange> and then there'a always Cat Wellington \n<agent_orange> "What are you doing in the kitchen, dear?" "Just buttering the cat, pumpkin!" \n<agent_orange> "Why don't you baste the chicken while you're at it, too, dear?" "Baste the ... *light bulb* ...Sure! Sure, I'll 'baste the chicken'!" \n<CrazyClimber> a google images search for "buttered cat" returns a picture of isaac hayes \n<agent_orange> chocolate salty cat balls
bash.org #290896:\n \n<Flamebird> i was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon the other night.. and i was wondering where all the tigers and dragons are\n<Flamebird> then i realised they're all crouching and hidden \n<Flamebird> :/
bash.org #291262:\n \n<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it \n<spitfire> haha mendo \n<spitfire> take a screen shot \n<spitfire> wait \n<spitfire> that made no sense
bash.org #291399:\n \n<Kaelic> I know the trick to talking to girls\n<Twinge> Just run up to her and say "DIGGGGITTAALLLL PANNNNTTTSSSSS.... ACTIVATE!"\n<Kaelic> Wtf?\n<Kaelic> Might as well say "Go Go Gadget Penis!"
bash.org #291606:\n \n<Sholin> You know, I went to KFC the other day with my Mother, And she asked them if they had anything fried..
bash.org #291625:\n \n<CharColt64> I think when you get a roaming charge a lil icon should pop up, of a guy gettin fucked in the ass
bash.org #291648:\n \n<icekickr> i think i made my mom wonder why she ever had me\n<icekickr> she told me she was going to a couples shower\n<icekickr> so i said, "oh a gangbang"\n<icekickr> i guess its times like that
bash.org #291655:\n \n<vai> My mom is like, deathly afraid of worms and she saw one on the sidewalk\n<vai> so she made me go get it and she went inside the house, so I went in the house with the worm in my hand\n<vai> and she yelled my name and told me to get rid of it, so I threw it outside I came in the house\n<vai> she called me an asshole and a son of a bitch\n<vai> so I was like "son of a bitch?" she said "shut up, you're adopted go away"\n<vai> =(
bash.org #291732:\n \n<SuperKing> 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.\n<SuperKing> The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
bash.org #291763:\n \n[+Hobbes] I was driving by a church on the way home and on the message board out front it said "Under new management"
bash.org #293414:\n \n<@knucklz> and i was going to make a joke about the shit i just took\n<@knucklz> but it was corny
bash.org #294080:\n \nmyke: my sex life is over before it began\nmyke: i'm married
bash.org #294084:\n \n* The_Epitome [Playing]: [Enya - Only Time] [3:40][3.36MB]\n<Ochre> Enya? My father loves that Enya song at the end of LoTR\n<Ochre> but usually by the end of the movie he's drunk as a post, so He'll pretty much listen to anything
bash.org #294105:\n \n<Otakutard> Dude... if you put the words "I want to have sex with you until the sun goes down." into a translator, and translate it into Dutch, then back to english\n<Otakutard> it comes out\n<Otakutard> I want slaughtered with you have to the sun decrease.\n<Otakutard> Kinky dutchlanders
bash.org #294137:\n \n<Bubbaprog> sweet\n<Bubbaprog> my posters came from the museum of modern art \n<Bubbaprog> three huuuge art prints, magritte and miro, for 20 buckls shipped\n<Bubbaprog> you should see the giant bazooka they came in\n<Bubbaprog> it's like a tampon applicator for rosie o'donnell
bash.org #294158:\n \n* kipton is listening to cute gay boy jacking of in his underwear :: 13s\n<sprite>...\n<kipton> the description is misleading
bash.org #294724:\n \n<Tigwa> how funny would it be if you got held-up by a tshirt ninja\n<Tigwa> 'can you describe the man?' 'errr....well he looked like he had a ninja hood made from a tshirt, was very pale and thin, and kept yelling i will haxx0r j00'
bash.org #294744:\n \n<@Aeriana> University union elections next week, there's this candidate\n<@Aeriana> Her poster is like...\n<@Aeriana> It says "people + vision = change"\n<@Aeriana> I'm thinking.....\n<@Aeriana> It doesn't equals change, it will return a data type mismatch.
bash.org #294869:\n \n<Supamoochu> do you know durex have a guaruntee that their condoms will not get people preggers\n<Supamoochu> i wonder how they refund\n<Flamebird> with a free coathanger
bash.org #294908:\n \n<Karnaugh> Nutmeg: are you still sexy?\n<Nutmeg> no i lost photoshop
bash.org #294926:\n \n*** MindWreck (sifu98@ip3e835487.speed.planet.nl) has joined channel #asianpop\n11:07 <MindWreck> !list\n11:07 <poeham>  --- #asianpop :You're not channel operator\n11:07 <poeham> :(\n11:08 * poeham was ready to kick that time :(\n11:08 <poeham> hey you\n11:08 <poeham> LEAVE\n*** MindWreck has left channel #asianpop\n11:08 <poeham> $$\n11:08 * poeham is just as effective from the sidelines
bash.org #294940:\n \namandahirst2007 : why is it that when you ship something by car it's called shipment and when it's shipped by boat it's called cargo\nVincent_Valentine9 : Cargo is simply a term to describe something held on a ship, plane, truck or train. It has nothing to do with what the cargo is actually used for. The "Shipment" is an item being moved, it got it's name because back in the day, before cars, ships and boats down rivers and oceans were the main form of travel.\nVincent_Valentine9 : When Planes, trains and automobiles began to be used, the term simply carried over.\namandahirst2007 : ur stupid. asl?\nVincent_Valentine9 : ..........
bash.org #294947:\n \nTerron: I told him I was sick\nTerron: He was all like.. bullshit you're not sick\nreddkin26: So how'd you get off of work yesterday then?\nTerron: I said, "I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you mother fucker?"\nTerron: I got my final paycheck yesterday
bash.org #295020:\n \n<Dante> so this cinco de mayo bullshit right\n<Dante> all the mexicans go cruising in their lowriders all decked out with beaner crap down a certain avenue here\n<Brian> haha\n<Brian> yeah\n<Brian> that would be today\n<Dante> so when we got off work, an associate and i\n<Dante> we went and bought a big fucking french flag\n<Dante> and berets\n<Dante> and the french national anthem CD\n<Dante> and draped the flag over his Charger\n<Brian> HAHAHA\n<Dante> and cruised with the mexicans wearing berets and blaring the french anthem\n<Dante> we got so many bad looks\n<Dante> and whenever we'd pull up at a stop light\n<Dante> we'd starting talking about pastries and perfum in french accents to the car next to us
bash.org #295093:\n \n<SCVirus> John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18.\n<SCVirus> Coincidence?  I think not.  I think someone is going to be entering\n<SCVirus> the backdoors of two little houses very soon.  Harder, Uncle Jesse!\n<SCVirus> Harder!\n<TucksMa> LOL\n<kdub> haha
bash.org #295538:\n \n<snack`brb> You read about that guy on BBC that got 6 nails stuck in him?\n<Crips> yea, mustve been a quake 1 addict suffering withdrawal...i bet he had like 1hp left\n<Crips> if it was a super nailgun hed be dead
bash.org #295862:\n \n<Anomaly> There's this one guy in my comp diag class who I've started holding up a folder or paper or something when I'm talking to him just to get him to look me in the eye\n<Zero> boobs: a breasting and a curse\n<Zero> WHOA\n<Zero> a BLESSING and a curse
bash.org #295915:\n \n<Fiz> i'd rather type than talk to a fucking computer\n<Fiz> i feel stupid talking to a computer\n<Fiz> talking to the TV is okay, because it talks back
bash.org #295932:\n \n<Modok> going to England, Germany, Amsterdam, Italy, and then Netherlands\n<Numbus> Amsterdam isn't a country it is the Capitol of the Netherlands...\n<Modok> It is?
bash.org #295991:\n \n<ednometry> what seperates man from the other animals\n<fripple> the 401k\n<lavalamp> a condom, hopefully
bash.org #295992:\n \n<@len> someone just asked me how to print half a page\n<@len> "do you type in .5?"
bash.org #296099:\n \nSonsquidku: You know how people always say "it could be worse"?\ntheonewhotells: yea\nSonsquidku: Could it get worse than the holocaust?\nSonsquidku: Was there a guy going "it could be worse" while they were being fed into the gas chambers?
bash.org #296129:\n \n<Hagane> I can squeeze through 5 foot gaps in Crimson Skies.\n<Michael> Trouble is you can't do that in real life...\n<Hagane> Yeah, but it isn't that hard in the game... So it can't be that hard in real life...\n<Michael> It's exactly that type of mentality that drives this country forward.
bash.org #296645:\n \n* Mazca just had a singularly scary experience there...\n<Ephialtes> what happened Max?\n<Mazca> I was just feeling sorry for myself and pissed off about not having a girlfriend, and wondering what I should do to sort my life out...\n<Mazca> then my iTunes, AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, started playing "Gay Bar".
bash.org #297120:\n \nniteowl7710: When I went to the website to see what the current cover\nniteowl7710: And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me (and I quote)\nniteowl7710: MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY LAW\nenigmamofm: Wow.\nenigmamofm: wait\nenigmamofm: "By law?"\nniteowl7710: That sir, is what it said\nenigmamofm: There's some sort of regulatory legislature on this issue?\nniteowl7710: I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life\nniteowl7710: Figure out how to get a job in the Department of Health & Human Services (makes sense to me)\nniteowl7710: In the "Breast Measurement Bureau"\nniteowl7710: I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm going to have to fine you\nniteowl7710: Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here at the B.M.B.\nenigmamofm: You are a credit to you community sir.
bash.org #297858:\n \n<%Makoto> How long can a CAT5 cable be, and still maintain a strong signal\n<%Makoto> ?\n* Makoto (WinNT@hidden-60382.we.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)\n<@Col_Kiwi> a little shorter than that
bash.org #298011:\n \n<[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was on\n<[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo\n<ha\|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?
bash.org #298932:\n \n<Jess> r u chatting to her?\n<Orestes`> of course I am!\n<Jess> u want to start a 3 way?\n<Orestes`> kinky.\n<Jess> hahahaha!!!!\n<Jess> well...\n<Orestes`> I'll probably never hear a girl say that again.\n<Orestes`> I'm keeping that.\n<Orestes`> and I'll add it to my "Thing's you'll never hear a girl say" archive \n<Jess> don't u dare!!!!!
bash.org #299277:\n \n<Arkangel> If I caught my mom performing at a strip club I'd cheer her on. You know, pay her back for all those times she cheered me on at little league baseball games.\n<Arkangel> It's just good karma, ya know?\n* [TMBJ]SensoryOverlord makes no little league comments about getting a good grip on your lumber.\n<[TMBJ]SensoryOverlord> 'cause that'd be wrong
bash.org #299382:\n \nmilkmanjb2000: We're talking in biology about dominant and recessive genes in reproduction\nmilkmanjb2000: and I said "I'm white because I have all dominant genes"\nmilkmanjb2000: and Matt said, "um, actually, black people have all dominant genes"\nmilkmanjb2000: looks like someone's genes haven't read world history
bash.org #299413:\n \n<Simich> omg its too hot here\n<Simich> and yes, hot in canada, and no, my igloo is not melting\n<Simich> BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE\n<Simich> BITCHES\n<[Evil]Zen> O.o\n<Rhodz> heh, we dont insult simich about being canadian so he insults himself then lashes out at us
bash.org #299663:\n \n<zetec> I don't think it's physically possible to both laugh and ejaculate at the same time.\n<zetec> But I plan on finding out.\n* zetec is away - midget porn.
bash.org #299857:\n \n<nherzhul> I never realized how much my penis looks like Barakka from Mortal Kombat.
bash.org #300014:\n \n<Evil Steve> Theres an advert in MSN Messenger: "Buy your winning lottery ticket here"\n<Evil Steve> I reckon thats false advertising\n<Evil Steve> I should buy one then sue them when I loose\n<AnonymousPosterChild> I can represent you in court\n<AnonymousPosterChild> I got my law degree online
bash.org #300288:\n \n(+PJx5x) yesterday u said ur so good at math cuz all u do is think about pie\n(+PJx5x) u fat piece of lard\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) well you just have to think about it in terms you understand\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) for example\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) SIN pi\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) is 0, because, if you sin (make love to) a pie, there's none left to eat\n(@SmurfiCus) .....\n(+PJx5x) riiight\n(@SmurfiCus) good way of rember it...\n(@SmurfiCus) whats COS PI?\n(@SmurfiCus) :)\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) -1\n(@SmurfiCus) >:X\n(@OCNoy\|At\|Work) it's twice a bad because your cousin had sex with the pie
bash.org #300381:\n \n<MXi>My family never let me feed the dog under the table\n<MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner\n<MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying "Hypocrite" to their heads.
bash.org #300848:\n \n<Shempo> Fox just interviewed the 8th grade teacher of the American who was bedheaded in Ira.\n<Shempo> beheaded in Iraq*\n<leg0man> how the hell does that have any relevance at all?\n<Zaphod> how the fuck do you interview someone that was beheaded?
bash.org #301230:\n \nFecalAlcoholSyndrome> i love how they try to say that homosexuality is a\n                       leading cause of pedophilia\n<angie> i think perverts are the leading cause of pedophilia\n<h4ck> homosexuality is the leading cause of caring, compassionate men\n<sunrinse> sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia
bash.org #301270:\n \n<senorperrito> jesus christ my moms a n00b\n<senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs\n<senorperrito> she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?
bash.org #301474:\n \n<RU5TY>	I just called in to work today.  I told my boss I had Anal Glaucoma.\n<RU5TY>	I told him I just couldn't see my ass coming in today.
bash.org #301558:\n \n<angeles> i really shouldnt take you seriously should i\n<hoyhoy> sure\n<hoyhoy> it makes the channel amusing for the rest of us\n<angeles> i'm pretty gullible\n<hoyhoy> angeles: LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY , I AM MR. TIJANI YUSUFU CREDIT OFFFICER WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC (UBA) BENIN BRANCH, I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES TRANSFERING HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE
bash.org #301564:\n \nPsychoJ:My views on the new nintendo DS and Sony PSP...\nZaheera:Go on.\nPsychoJ:PSP is like a hot girl with full round C cup breasts.\nPsychoJ:Is experienced and has alot to offer for relatively little effort.\nZaheera:And the DS?\nPsychoJ:Her flat chested 12 year old sister with a unibrow.
bash.org #301595:\n \n<triple> Hi, I'm a GPL virus, please replace this code with a more bloated one!
bash.org #301773:\n \n<Greg> I think the messaging service is down.\n<Terry> I guess we'll have to go to the backup system.\n<Greg> Yes.  Paper airplanes.  With messages written on them.\n<Greg> Like right now, I want to talk to Brian.\n<Will> His door is closed.  It won't work.\n<Will> He's in 'Away' mode.
bash.org #301783:\n \n<dvdman> I was at a wedding yesterday\n<dvdman> and i was drinking at like 10am\n<dvdman> the bartender told me I know a place you can meet people like your self\n<dvdman> I said where\n<dvdman> he said at rehab
bash.org #301791:\n \n[Turtle] hmm\n[Turtle] ctfmon.exe\n[Turtle] no jamacians capturing any flags on my computer that i know of
bash.org #301909:\n \nShortyMcStupid: i was looking at pron on the internet\nShortyMcStupid: and the comp froze\nShortyMcStupid: so i just got up and left\nMeneeococoa: hm\nShortyMcStupid: and came back and put my brother's watch on top of the monitor\nMeneeococoa: hahaha\nMeneeococoa: thats funny....\nShortyMcStupid: and my parents kicked him out
bash.org #301935:\n \n<Beer^Me> hey guys\n<Beer^Me> i need to print stuff from phothsop and it has a lot of White\n<Beer^Me> is their a way to NOT print the white?\n<Beer^Me> caue the paper is white
bash.org #301963:\n \n<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"\n<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:\n<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. \nIf they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. \n<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. \nWith birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. \n<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. \n<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic). \n<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic). \n<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.\n<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
bash.org #301980:\n \n<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> Arafat is in his office, alone, when his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office. Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they ask, "What happened, Mr. Chairman?"\n<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> "A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured despot. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Arafat replies, "I was sealing it."
bash.org #302416:\n \n<@Methical> did anyone else hear about the new dual-proc board for low-end AMD processors? it's optimized for playing 80's mp3's.\n<@Methical> They call it the Duron-Duron.
bash.org #302824:\n \n<crumpiano> i just discovered a revolutionary way to piss off my neighbor\n<crumpiano> i can play porn and broadcast the audio out over the frequency of the radio station hes listening to\n<crumpiano> HAHAHAHA\n<crumpiano> he cant tell me to turn it down when its HIS stereo\n<MAME> you're an asshole
bash.org #303011:\n \n<quik-silver> You know, life really IS like a box of chocolates\n<quik-silver> A cheap, meaningless gift that noone ever asks for
bash.org #303093:\n \n<@LoungeServ> For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
bash.org #303256:\n \ngnabtuls: Ok, so I take this gay Children's Theater class, right?\nch405kn16h7: mhm\ngnabtuls: and we have this one Jewish girl in there.\ngnabtuls: So, one of the groups is doing "The Stinky Cheese Man"\ngnabtuls: and she's playing The Stinky Cheese Man\ngnabtuls: and the very first thing to happen in that play is they bake the stinky cheese man\ngnabtuls: ala the one jew in my class gets put in an oven and baked
bash.org #303329:\n \n<[X]> What the fuck? Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter "Apple". What the fuck is it with celebrities naming their kids weird shit?\n<Alex> I'm gonna name my kid Strawberries\n<bobik-> Alex, you a dumbass\n<Schwert> the kid will kill you ,Alex\n<Alex> true :(\n<[X]> It could be worse... when I was two or so, and living on an Air Force Base in Utah there was a family living on base whose last name was Cane. Their daughters were Sugar, Candy, and Nova.
bash.org #303362:\n \n<Steve> Even "The Magic 8 Ball" is smart, and knows Microsoft Sucks. It says "Outlook Not Good."
bash.org #303435:\n \n<TornSoul> what's the difference between a jewish woman and an airplane?\n<TornSoul> airplane stops whining when it lands in miami beach
bash.org #303790:\n \n<Flamon> women are like hurricanes. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car
bash.org #303797:\n \n<Zephyr> Isn't American cheese appropriately named? It's fake and processed, just like America.
bash.org #304168:\n \n<Justin> What's your sign, baby?\n<The_Gevil> Yield
bash.org #304502:\n \n<Kanush> it's funny, when I tell someone I'm an insomniac they almost always say "that's odd, I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow" which is odd becuase I don't go around telling blind people "that's odd because I can see perfectly"
bash.org #304642:\n \n<Jakosin> what is a .tar\n<Rivicen> its used to patch .road files
bash.org #304653:\n \n<Lurker> one time my mom fell asleep on the couch, no joke, I switched it to a porn and started fwappin it. I later found out she wasn't asleep\n<Lurker> :(\n<Dan> your kidding right?\n<Lurker> no
bash.org #304709:\n \nShortyMcStupid : Ever hear of Evel Knievel?\nShortyMcStupid : Well I'm going to be a daredevil like him.\nShortyMcStupid : Except I'm going to be Ku Klux Knievel.\nShortyMcStupid : I'm going to try to jump 50 black guys with a steam roller.
bash.org #304790:\n \n<phroze> i like the express shirt "Oh her? shes just a friend"
bash.org #304808:\n \n<CaRlOs``>: who r u ?\n<sQuisha>: im squisha who r u\n<CaRlOs``>: i would b Carlos...\n<sQuisha>: k\n<sQuisha>: glad we cleared that up
bash.org #304811:\n \n<mixedknut> drac killed the chats again\n<mixedknut> bastard\n<Dracon\|s> bah\n<Dracon\|s> I was the only person other than you chatting\n<Dracon\|s> as if my terrible punning would drive people away\n<GOD\|away> <---
bash.org #304812:\n \n<rockpapertaxi> so this guy comes to the door\n<rockpapertaxi> a jehovah's witness\n<rockpapertaxi> and he's like "can i interest you in the word of christ"\n<rockpapertaxi> and adam's like "sorry i have to shut the door"\n<rockpapertaxi> and the guy goes why?\n<rockpapertaxi> and adam's like "our sacrificial goat will get out"
bash.org #304879:\n \n<NeoSmurf> So there I was waiting for my g/f, when I get a message from some chick wanting to cyber with me.\n<Merry> yeah...\n<NeoSmurf> I told her cybering is for losers and I didnt want to.\n<NeoSmurf> So she tells me to tell her what to do with her pussy.\n<NeoSmurf> I tell her to wash it, and she just quits talking.\n<Merry> LMFAO!
bash.org #304885:\n \n<phx> 		230-Welcome to Leadtek Research Inc.\n<phx> 		230-=^.^=\n<phx> 		230 Anonymous user logged in.\n<phx> motherfucking anime smileys\n<phx> theyre everywhere\n<phx> i mean what is that?\n<phx> a dogs head with a iron rod shoved thru its head?\n<phx> i guess that explains it, its probably an asian delicacy
bash.org #304889:\n \n* SamGamgee has joined #O-Gaming\n<RavenBUSY> mister gamgee!\n<SamGamgee> mister busy\n<RavenBUSY> SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER\n<JDski> thats tattooed on my ex's ass
bash.org #304890:\n \n<Alex> Mosser!\n<Alex> heh\n<Alex> I've been there\n<Alex> always the private bath though\n<MrSmartass> Sounds like the Hotel Edison in NYC.\n<grue> how did I read that as "pirate bath"?\n<Alex> is there a fetish you're trying to repress?\n<grue> Could be\n<grue> I think the mental idea of Keira Knightley in a bathtub is what did it\n<grue> "Avast, lass! Prepare to be boarded!"
bash.org #304891:\n \n<lyfe> i just don't keep a fucking book with the names of all the girls who've had their dick in my mouth
bash.org #304898:\n \nxheliox: Did you see that NASCAR has started a literacy program?\nlinenoyz: no\nxheliox: Isn't that like using the KKK to promote civil rights?
bash.org #304925:\n \n<OtherBill> omg.  It's the meditation mantra of the internet generation.
bash.org #305286:\n \n<zzA> You know it's sad when the highlight if your day consists of calling this girl and checking the status of my quote on bash.org\n<neon_stocking> i bet its even sadder when both of them reject you\n<zzA> Not funny b/c it's true :(
bash.org #306020:\n \n<Jericho24.> -=AFK=- I"m not here right now, if you"d like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
bash.org #306669:\n \n<E-Claire> We're doing a play in drama.\n<A-C> oh yeah?\n<E-Claire> Yeah. A play about soviet Russia \n<E-Claire> Only we're using household animals. We got the idea from Orwell's animal farm.\n<A-C> Will you have Gerbils?\n<E-Claire> Nah...he was nazi germany.
bash.org #306831:\n \n<Toggan> Hot Threesome looking for 2 more.... send /msg
bash.org #307172:\n \n<Jaidev> If you want to know what I think about bottled water, what does 'Evian' spell backwards?
bash.org #307185:\n \n<BabyBobDole> this bible thumper that used to work at domino's gave me shit about using slang all the time\n<BabyBobDole> he was like "you're so good with linguistics, why do you say stuff like that?"\n<BabyBobDole> i was like "it's called colloquialism, BITCH"
bash.org #307358:\n \n<Arctic_Wolf> My friends parents bought him the nice DDR pads so he could lose some weight.\n<Arctic_Wolf> He gets in trouble whenever they find out he's bought a non DDR PS2 game.\n<Arctic_Wolf> "HOW IS ARMORED CORE 2 SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT, WONG?"
bash.org #307376:\n \n<mehonae128> Was ist den der Fahrplan fur zwei? \n<mehonae128> what is the time table for 4? \n<mehonae128> 1,4,8,12,16,20 \n<mehonae128> or \n<mehonae128> eins,vier,acht,zwolf,sechzehn,zwanzig \n<Seppel> 1 is not on the time table for 4. \n<mehonae128> 4 time 1 is 1 \n<Seppel> You're an idiot. \n<mehonae128> anything times 1 oh wait
bash.org #307385:\n \n<passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me
bash.org #307625:\n \n<Duo> I paint stripes on my pc, and it makes me feel it can go faster
bash.org #307977:\n \n<Black> Half-Life II!\n* Black falls to his knees.\n* enderak unzips\n* Black worships\n<WizzoMaFizzo> :S
bash.org #308049:\n \n<Baloogan> girls who give blowjobs are fucked in the head
bash.org #308143:\n \nRetrace: so what is she?\nRetrace: a .073 or a 10.0000000001\ncryptic: shes like an 8\nRetrace: whoa\nRetrace: wait....a internet 8 or a real world 8?
bash.org #308150:\n \n-!- Chellez has joined #help\n<Chellez> where can i get programs?\n<ferret> Chellez: The internet.\n<Chellez> does this program have cervers?\n<ferret> Chellez: The internet has servers.\n<Chellez> how do i access them?\n<ferret> Chellez: By pointing a web or ftp browser at them, usually.\n\n-!- Chellez has left #help\n<ferret> Another user helped o/
bash.org #308197:\n \n(%b0x) there used to be this song by Genesis that said "Jesus knows me, and he knows I'm right."\n(%b0x) apparently though, i used to go around singing "Jesus knows me, and he knows I'm white!" when I was 5 rofl
bash.org #308207:\n \n<jrk> who the fuck would pretend to be a lawyer?\n<jrk> i want to pretend to be a porn star.\n<Ipsa> hey a lawyer fucks more people than a pornstar ever will :)\n<Ipsa> I fuck people all day\n<jrk> true.  but you're the ron jeremy of law.\n<jrk> not everyone has your prowess.
bash.org #308569:\n \n<Bopo> 10mbit <-\n<@swelt> thats nice for you, and we are all glad you brought it to our attention\n<@swelt> we admire your amazing connection, and assume that your penis is proportionally large too\n<@swelt> we can only hope to attain such large connections (and genetalia) ourselves
bash.org #308626:\n \n<jxl> MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FILTHY WHORES.
bash.org #308674:\n \n<@sxh> anyone got links to the nick berg vid?\n<@D1> nick berg is hilarious.\n<@D1> whats the video about?\n<@D1> oh wait, thats nick cannon
bash.org #308708:\n \n<J-Mart> ok\n<J-Mart> this is the sickest thing ive ever heard\n<J-Mart> this girl that ive been friends with for a long time\n<J-Mart> she got plastered last night\n<J-Mart> so she starts laughin and told me that she did something really embarassing and she got grounded\n<J-Mart> so im all like "whats wrong babe"\n<J-Mart> and she hesitated\n<J-Mart> and what came next i would have never guessed\n<J-Mart> shes like "i took a poop in my closet"\n<wc16> ...rofl\n<J-Mart> and i didnt know what to say so i hung up\n<kirbster> wtf.... rofl\n<J-Mart> then she called back and said she was sorry and not to tell anybody\n<J-Mart> so i promised i wouldnt\n<J-Mart> then she was like "maybe the dog did it"\n<CJinx> rofl\n<J-Mart> SHE BLAMED IT ON THE DOG COME ON\n<[SG]> roflmao\n<J-Mart> and i stare at her ass all the time!
bash.org #308766:\n \n<xPinkyx> Nate, did you know my hand is part of an indian tribe called Slapaho?
bash.org #308953:\n \n<Trust> How fast is a 486?\n<Archon> dude, a 486 is 486mhz\n<Archon> thats why its called a 486 you dumb fucking newb
bash.org #308977:\n \n<Fandang0-> whats that band that the lead singer looks like Val Kilmer?\n<thaRuler> the doors?
bash.org #309123:\n \n<dDG> Wait... what the hell\n<dDG> There's this NASCAR all-star thing on\n<dDG> and there is rap for background music\n<dDG> NASCAR and rap music...\n<wc16> rofl\n<dDG> The terrorists have won
bash.org #309195:\n \ndee: mute do you ever talk\nmute: No, I never say a word.\ndee: why\nmute: I think you missed the joke there, dee.\ndee: what do you mean\nmute: ...nevermind.
bash.org #309208:\n \n<fetus> Hooters- "Chicken tastes better with a boner."
bash.org #309343:\n \n<TheShadowHunter> I wish I wore an eyepatch\n<TheShadowHunter> itd give me that air of mystery that the ladies find irresistible\n<Saria> Ahahaha\n<Saria> Wtf\n<Saria> Yeah, eyepatches totally up teh sekz0r fact0r\n<TheShadowHunter> psssh you say that now\n<TheShadowHunter> but wait till youre milling around at a party\n<TheShadowHunter> and all of a sudden the doors open and I walk in wearing a tux and an eyepatch\n<TheShadowHunter> and people gasp\n<TheShadowHunter> and an uncomfortable buzz fills the room as people try to return to their former joviality\n<TheShadowHunter> "I heard he lost that eye defending an orphanage from a killer!"\n<TheShadowHunter> "I heard he lost it deep in the amazon!"\n<TheShadowHunter> "Hes so mysterious!"\n<TheShadowHunter> "So sexy!"\n<TheShadowHunter> and all the ladies would want me\n<TheShadowHunter> till I tell them I was running with silverware and stabbed myself in the eye with a fork
bash.org #309397:\n \n<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it\n<peng> ...\n<peng> what?\n<VolteFace`> oh shit\n<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
bash.org #309732:\n \n* Inthesto can imagine this dialogue.\n<Inthesto> "He's ill."\n<Inthesto> "You mean he's dope?"\n<Inthesto> "No, I mean he's sick."\n<Inthesto> "So he's cool?"\n<Inthesto> "NO I MEAN HE IS NOT PHYSICALLY WELL HE IS DISEASED"\n<Inthesto> "oic"
bash.org #310023:\n \n<t-f-i> An officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies. \n<t-f-i> The French Admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked, "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?" \n<t-f-i> Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it is because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German." The group became silent.
bash.org #310216:\n \n<Anime-Sama> While most people ask themselves "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do), I've decided to turn to the more appropriate "WTGML," which is an acronym for "Will This Get Me Laid."
bash.org #310362:\n \nsplibob: I think we have a conflict of interest\njenneh: what's that?\nsplibob: me not being interested in talking to you
bash.org #310380:\n \n<Rapala> i'm not sure if i'm supposed to go to work tonight\n<Rapala> so i'm gonna sit here and see if they call\n<DrunkOM> sounds like a plan\n<Rapala> there are 2 others doing it as well, and the best way to be wrong is to be wrong in a group\n<HFM> the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
bash.org #310385:\n \n<peebles> how about a new low CARB diet\n<peebles> No Cheney\n<peebles> No Ashcroft\n<peebles> No Rumsfeld\n<peebles> No Bush\n<peebles> And forget about the Rice.
bash.org #310549:\n \n<james>once when I was at work at a cafe a man came in and ordered 3 'cappucini'\n<morg>haha\n<james>I asked him if he would like a biscotto to go with that
bash.org #310706:\n \n<SoberIRL> my gf is getting her tongue pierced soon :D\n<Drewtetz> you can finally find out what it'll be like to have a rod and two balls in your mouth!
bash.org #311282:\n \n( l008com) Hey does anyone know how David Blaine levitates?\n( LoganCale) There are two ways.\n( LoganCale) One way he's on a cable and they digitally edit it out.\n( l008com) no he's on ABC thats not cable
bash.org #311375:\n \n<DigDug> ....\n<ogw-iii> ...\n<Denshuu> ..\n<silicon> all excellent points
bash.org #311502:\n \n<SvinX> whats the file in /etc that controls the profile?\n<k> /etc/profile ?\n<SvinX> .. i realise i didnt word that very well\n<SvinX> yea could be it\n<SvinX> thx\n<shiftyphil> what's the tool you use to shovel dirt?
bash.org #314704:\n \n<Knuckleskin> i know someone here who was sent to prison cos he had nunchucks in the boot of his car\n<Swiss_Cheese> holy shit, over there ur cars have boots?!\n<Swiss_Cheese> ours have wheels
bash.org #314712:\n \n(@JH) you know you can get stuff engraved on an iPod? I was thinking about this..\n(@JH) RIAA v. JH - Exhibit A
bash.org #314798:\n \n<@Shai`tan> Know what the best part of pirated software is?\n<@Shai`tan> the cool songs that play in the cracking programs
bash.org #314921:\n \nCianMTF: So... i was like on this site\nCianMTF: "unprecedented computer recovery techniques!"\nShateredLifetime: "We use different hammers to find out which one makes it work"
bash.org #315042:\n \n<sexor> I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and this old woman, just making polite convertation, said to me: "where is everyone??".\n<sexor> I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!"\n<sexor> Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look
bash.org #315118:\n \nInaGreendase: he got arrested...\nInaGreendase: for sexually harrassing himself..\nInaGreendase: yes, himself.\nInaGreendase: he was looking in a mirror or something and saying to himself\nInaGreendase: "You're so sexy, you bitch...i wanna fuck you so bad...you'd look even hotter if those pants were tighter.."\nInaGreendase: and that dorm's RD was watching the whole time
bash.org #315298:\n \n<Mr`Death> Hey Queued, know of an easy way to reduce speaker noise?\n<Boinger69> turn down the volume?
bash.org #315336:\n \nDave: I support R. Kelly.  I saw the video, and that bitch wanted it. The theory is, if the girl is walking in the mall without her parents.. like alone or just with friends... then she's ready to get some dick.\nBanderon:  Dave, look!  Those 12 year olds don't have a parent with them! Go! Go!
bash.org #315489:\n \n<Woodsman> im waiting for duke nukem forever to come out\n<Phoenix> Damn, now that's patience.
bash.org #315517:\n \n<tHEMiDENS> ok, anyone got their list sent to fbi ?\n<fyre> i have the fbi with me now\n<fyre> we're watching shrek 2
bash.org #319249:\n \n<Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloading porn\n<Zeta7> heh\n<pkeffect> :D\n<Zeta7> that's where the viruses come from usually\n<pkeffect> just like in real life
bash.org #324098:\n \n(+fresh27) Before beginning Instant Maya, you should have a working knowledge of your computer's operating system. You should know how to use a mouse.\n(+fresh27) i wonder how many people are trying to learn maya\n(+fresh27) but then they get disappointed when they find they have to learn how to use a mouse first
bash.org #328175:\n \nScrodule: i have an interesting obesrvation\nezeerB: ?\nScrodule: if you swing your finger by your ear really fast, you get this very low sounding "wfff" noise\nScrodule: hmm, that sounded more profound while i was thinking about it
bash.org #328236:\n \n(@timbaker) man\n(@timbaker) today\n(@timbaker) me and my fiencee got in a big ass fight\n(@timbaker) and almost ended things\n(@timbaker) but then we got back together and i takled her into letting me watch her shave her pussy
bash.org #328376:\n \n<arpit> hmmmm; msn news : mtv launches gay network\n<arpit> I thought they'd been doing that since day 1....
bash.org #328881:\n \nblingbling30012: ugh a photo of my happy family\nblingbling30012: ...\nblingbling30012: WITHOUT ME...\ndannyericci: that's why they're happy
bash.org #328886:\n \nfuj1m0t0x: i fractured my wrist\nFirehawk18: what you do?\nfuj1m0t0x: playin bball\nfuj1m0t0x: fell from the rim\nfuj1m0t0x: my boner was 3 inches in the air\nfuj1m0t0x: boner*\nfuj1m0t0x: wtf
bash.org #328890:\n \n<orevo> Hmm...How about Alamo State Bank?\n<Alex> ...\n<Alex> Why should I trust them with my money if they couldn't even hold the fort?!
bash.org #329222:\n \n<glix> oh shit... i farted and a little more than air came out.....\n<glix> fuck\n<glix> anyone who has tips on how to leave the chair without making a mess, msg me ASAP\n<cainBoy> lmao
bash.org #329292:\n \n<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.\n<zeep> rapc?\n<Batty> ...\n<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end\n<zeep> oic\n<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e\n<zeep> wtf is erap?\n* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
bash.org #329345:\n \n<Oiseau> I like how word puts my last name as mistake when I type it\n<Zig> even word processors know you were an accident
bash.org #329373:\n \n<mixi_dk> Im such a perfectist\n<mixi_dk> *pefettionist\n<mixi_dk> *perfectonst\n<mixi_dk> God dammit! \n<mixi_dk> perfrecsist\n<mixi_dk> OKAY! I give up!\n<MikeClassic> Why? perfectionist is easy to spell..?\n<mixi_dk> How did you do that?!
bash.org #329397:\n \nbug: why arent you sleeping now?\ndj:i was having wet dreams so i came to see if you were online =D\nbug: errr..\ndj: i was trying to be romantic......
bash.org #329409:\n \n<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question \nasked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the \nfood shortage in the rest of the world?" \n<benja> The survey was a huge failure... \n<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. \n<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. \n<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. \n<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. \n<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. \n<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. \n<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
bash.org #329513:\n \n<Hi-Nu> My brother is trying to sing tot he opening score of LotR\n<Hi-Nu> The problem is\n<Hi-Nu> THERE ARE NO FUCKING LYRICS
bash.org #329542:\n \n<`Neonjoe`> http://www.weatherunderground.com/\n<`Neonjoe`> hardcore\n<vigz0r> its too hard to be normal weather\n<vigz0r> they had to go UNDERGROUND\n<cooter> dude they tell u the independant weather, not the fuckin main stream sellout bullshit weather
bash.org #329612:\n \nThis is during a joke where 2-D is acting Japanese in another room\n\n<The_2-D> He said ditto to me, and I said ditto is japanese for truck\n<Ten> AHAHAHA\n<Ten> TRUCK\n<The_2-D> So he will go through the rest of his life telling people ditto is Japanese for truck.\n<Ten> lets hope so\n<The_2-D> And on my death bed, someone will end up using the word ditto, and someone around my bed will say, "that's Japanese for truck."\n<Ten> AHAHAHAHA\n<Ten> youll die laughing\n<Ten> and no one will know why
bash.org #329622:\n \ntehsolace: lets cyber\nd j n p h a s e: mmmk\nd j n p h a s e: you be the girl\ntehsolace: ok\ntehsolace: im a girl\nd j n p h a s e: ok\nd j n p h a s e: i have to go take a shit\nd j n p h a s e: one sec\ntehsolace: O_O
bash.org #329767:\n \n<ED> I like my women like I like my coffee\n<EliteSoldat> GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER
bash.org #329774:\n \n* Joins: Melissa (java@IRChat-1E088857.prem.tmns.net.au)\n<SL69> no you cant have my children im sorry leave\n<SL69> ...\n* Parts: Melissa (java@IRChat-1E088857.prem.tmns.net.au)
bash.org #329897:\n \nvolume Maxed out: it's fun talking to "suicidal" chicks\nvolume Maxed out: because they always make the silliest excuses\nvolume Maxed out: for why they haven't succeeded in their attempts\nvolume Maxed out: and i give them like\nvolume Maxed out: every tried and true suicide method\nvolume Maxed out: including really simple and painless ones\nvolume Maxed out: and they make up the dumbest excuses\nvolume Maxed out: like\nvolume Maxed out: start a car in a garage\nvolume Maxed out: and sit back\nvolume Maxed out: and theyre like\nvolume Maxed out: i dont have a car\nvolume Maxed out: or\nvolume Maxed out: my parents wont let me use their car or something\nvolume Maxed out: and i'm like\nvolume Maxed out: bitch your gunna die who gives a shit
bash.org #329906:\n \n<noan> yay more manga\n<pingtimeout> heh\n<[I> why is japanese cool and not polish\n<[I> wtf\n<[I> >:[\n<pingtimeout> because polish chicks dont eat their own shit
bash.org #329959:\n \n<arsen^> just did apt-get update\n<arsen^> went to get a coffee, came back and screen is blank\n<arsen^> not sure what its doing :o\n<@directhex> press a button\n<@directhex> it's called a screen saver\n<arsen^> why the hell :/
bash.org #330072:\n \n<@boink> I wonder when the day will come that telemarketers offer to Enlarge my Penis?
bash.org #330074:\n \n<hawk> health class was the greatest\n<Kirk> ...\n<Kirk> Heh\n<JuKe> even losers like you get to see vaginas
bash.org #330187:\n \n<fitcher> my dad's credit card # is 4**0 0**1 3**3 7**7 exp 0*/0*\n<fitcher> whoops\n<fitcher> ignore that\n<fitcher> type /clear\n<ProudCdn> why would you give your credit Card # out?\n<fitcher> i was ordering a game off this guy
bash.org #330259:\n \n<alien> theres a fly on my windowsill and it's rubbing its hands\n<TheKnife> it's contemplating\n<alien> oh shit
bash.org #330261:\n \n<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b\n<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?\n<BonyNoMore> wait\n<BonyNoMore> never mind
bash.org #330680:\n \n<Surge> I just realized something....you can't spell embarassed without "bare assed"\n<gornotck> You just did.
bash.org #331258:\n \nfigs: whatcha doin man\ntrawlz: moping cause i have no life, you?\nfigs: just opened like 50 starburst\nfigs: gonna see how many i can put in my mouth at once =D\ntrawlz: well shit. i feel better already
bash.org #331306:\n \n<john-lennon-> how much does a new 2004 mustang go for?\n<Jonathan`> it goes for about 2 years then falls apart
bash.org #331410:\n \n<Z-U> how do u say that u r leaving\n<Z-U> ?\n<Xelloss> bye typing "i'm leaving" without the quotation marks\n<Z-U> oh
bash.org #331827:\n \n(Teg[WTW]) Some girl left her yearbook lying around, so I decided to sign it.\n(Teg[WTW]) I wrote "Megan - Even though I never met you, I've had some good times over the years watching you from that tree in your backyard. Stalkingly, Steve"
bash.org #331940:\n \n<Zenith> So I was at work today, signing for a package from UPS..\n<Zenith> When the FedEx guy walks in with a package of his own.\n<Zenith> And at that EXACT moment, a customer changes the channel to TBS and the Mortal Kombat movie is on, right when the fight theme music starts.\n<Nigma> Did they break out into a delivery duel to the death?\n<Zenith> I was prepared for parcel projectiles and fedex fatalities.\n<Zenith> They eyed each other, and I knew something was about to happen...\n<Zenith> But then the guy changed the channel to "Trading Spaces" and the fight was over.
bash.org #331947:\n \nKrackers2087: fucking spyware crap\nKrackers2087: evil bastards\nKrackers2087: theyre like the hitlers of the 21st century\nKrackers2087: before you know it theyll get ideas\nKrackers2087: and soon they'll be flooding your screen with popups like KILL THE JEWS!!
bash.org #331963:\n \n<Face> I worked at a compusa\n<Face> People go in their knowing nothing about computers, and get had.\n<AngryLlama> Face: any electronics store does this; I was in Best Buy yesterday and the guy actually felt the need to tell me "A megabyte is like a kilobyte, except really big"
bash.org #332044:\n \n<%kiwibonga> Je ne donne pas un merde - I don't give a shit \n<%kiwibonga> THAT MAKES NO SENSE\n<%kiwibonga> you cannot give a shit to someone\n<%kiwibonga> in french\n<%kiwibonga> that sounds like "I'm taking a shit in my hands and I'm keeping it for myself"
bash.org #332050:\n \n<SubWolf> Do you know the number of times I've walked into a room and had some guy go "Here comes Jesus"?!? That was back in the big beard & long hair days. \n<MrPilot> hehe\n<C> Bloody hippy\n<SubWolf> I used to say "Yeah, and you've sinned, motherfuckers."
bash.org #332053:\n \n<headlessj> i dl winrar, and it came in a .rar file
bash.org #332203:\n \n* jtal sets mode: +v\n<jtal> no more talking from you young man\nMash- is now known as -WTF-_\n\n-WTF-_ is now known as givemev\ngivemev is now known as plz-\nplz- is now known as comon1\ncomon1 is now known as usux-\n* usux- has quit IRC (you suck cock give me voice)\n* usux- has joined #MethaneDev\n* usux- has quit IRC (come on don't be a bitch)\n* usux- has joined #MethaneDev\n<jtal> OMFG DO YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!%!!!@!$@!)(@#*!()@)$04812041892801392onetwoninethreesevensix
bash.org #332362:\n \n<khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not\n<kpgongju226>aight\n<khjb007>what's a four letter word, that describes a girl, and ends in u-n-t?\n<kpgongju226> cunt? wait. shit, that's dirty...\n<khjb007>lol, its aunt you dumbarse...
bash.org #332611:\n \n<DrBoB> sex is so over-rated...\n<DrBoB> and i dought it's gonna be much better with someone from the opposite sex.
bash.org #333161:\n \n<+lisa`> well, sometimes, when the moon is right i like to print out the source code to the Linux kernel, scatter them on the floor, lube myself up and roll around in the printed code.
bash.org #333255:\n \n<bloodeu> Fortunately, I have a six pack that turns women on instantly\n<skittz> is it bud light?
bash.org #333309:\n \n<Mike>You don't even know what a foo is\n<Chris> of course i do... It's the guy you pity.
bash.org #333392:\n \nRabidplaybunny87: It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.\nDAGREATONE951: Tell that to r. kelly.
bash.org #333409:\n \n<Freezer_Burn> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor\n<seamuso> buy a new monitor\n<Freezer_Burn> i cant\n<Kornchild> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?\n<Freezer_Burn> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep\n<Freezer_Burn> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates\n<Freezer_Burn> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night\n<trance`> Freezer_Burn LMFAO\n<meanolthing`> lol
bash.org #333423:\n \n<zilla1126> When I woke up this morning I had semen in my underwear.\n<nadervader22> ....\n<zilla1126> I'm concerned because it did not taste like mine.
bash.org #333424:\n \n<kn1ves> How do you think Jesse Jackson would react if he got asked to answer the white courtesy phone?
bash.org #333425:\n \n<Dr_Willis> I also got a "force feedback" mouse :P\nAzMoo[w] [~AzMoo@eth4931.sa.adsl.internode.on.net] has joined #***\n<Dr_Willis> wife hates it.. "It Bit me!"\n<Dr_Willis> i had the Vibe set to max. she thohgh she was getting electrical-shocks\n<Dr_Willis> :P\n<AzMoo[w]> wow, I came in on the right conversation ...
bash.org #334331:\n \n<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder\n<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed\n<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"\n<LordChewy> "i know dad"\n<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"\n<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"\n<LordChewy> and he just shut up\n<kingKahn> what is it?\n<LordChewy> its his porn folder
bash.org #334679:\n \n<^sWift> omfg\n<^sWift> this shit is horrible\n<^sWift> McDonalds now offering a free music download with the purchase of a Big Mac Extra Value Meal\n<^sWift> "an average of 12 songs on a CD, so that's about 7200 calories you will need to consume in order to get an album's worth of music"\n<^sWift> ahaha\n<^sWift> People are willing to slowly kill themselves for free mp3s
bash.org #334887:\n \natty: my face hurts\nChester: why is that\natty: well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist\natty: and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and took one\natty: and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US MEN\natty: so she slapped me\nChester: dumbass
bash.org #334911:\n \nThAJuGgAlEtTe987: Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this worldthat youu would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. When youuu make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on you list\nZooTYaDeaDHomiE: Go Fuck Yourself
bash.org #335086:\n \n<aoe2junkie> i wonder what my dog tries to say to me when he barks\n<Karath-Din> "stop touching me there"
bash.org #335219:\n \n<caca_lialia> my brother was wanking in front of computer.\n<devil> how do you know?:)\n<caca_lialia> the mouse is on the left side...
bash.org #335266:\n \n<lexa> anyone wanna buy some cheap tampons? 10p each\n<lexa> no strings attached
bash.org #335375:\n \n<Uncle> eww rough\n<Uncle> theres a mans name in this book: Clitus\n<Uncle> imagine how much he got beaten up for that\n<GT2> yeah, i bet all the kids at Fictional High beat him up real good
bash.org #336562:\n \n<Samwise> And if not for a beard, what can you stroke while thinking? \n<jacquilyn> Depends what you're thinking about.
bash.org #337079:\n \n<IAX> You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
bash.org #337156:\n \n[(>'.')> Ladymercury] Creed disbands and Reagen DIES \n[(>'.')> Ladymercury] MY GOD \n[(>'.')> Ladymercury] ITS A SIGN \n[(jmr) mirai] hmm \n[(jmr) mirai] yeah \n[tiger_yamato] That the world is slowly becoming a better place?
bash.org #337295:\n \n<[UA]lavalamp> I was playing chutes and ladders with my 4-year-old son...when he won, he jumped up, pointed at me, and shouted "pwned!"
bash.org #337916:\n \n<beefstain> i wish faggots would stop putting my deoderant on me with their tongues while i slumber\n<beefstain> i mean\n<beefstain> YARR, MANLY THINGS
bash.org #338032:\n \n<Raven`> summer can suck ass so bad sometimes\n<Raven`> I mean sure, it's nice out and women are less clothed\n<Raven`> but there's nothing to watch on tv
bash.org #338143:\n \nMmc1512: YOI KID\nMmc1512: ALL THE LAMPSHADES ARE ON YOUR SUBMARINE\nMmc1512: catch my drift?\nNcKmN 1988: wtf lol\nMmc1512: your alarm clocks are made out of cheese\nNcKmN 1988: uhhh..\nMmc1512: your car is a boat on the fifth of the week\nMmc1512: get it?\nNcKmN 1988: hmmm...\nNcKmN 1988: no\nMmc1512: you look like a goriila escaped from alaska\nMmc1512: you need 2 pencils to write but only one hand to see\nMmc1512: understand?\nNcKmN 1988: u sniff glue again?\nMmc1512: no son\nMmc1512: back off my shoe box
bash.org #338322:\n \n* Trog starts singing "My little pony, my little pony"\n* Mezir shoves a little pony up an orifice of Trog's choice\n<Trog> yours
bash.org #338364:\n \n<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
bash.org #338911:\n \nln3: someone just told me he was board.\nln3: *morns the loss of grammar and spelling*\nln3: ...fuck.
bash.org #339067:\n \n<nickkis> speaking of which, my other half is going to get beaten when he wakes up\n<nickkis> he works nights \n<nickkis> and has a habit of sleeping on the sofa\n<nickkis> which is fine\n<nickkis> until I come home from work tonight and my 3 year old pipes up 'whats daddy watching'\n<nickkis> and what daddy is watching isnt suitable for 3 year olds in any way shape or form
bash.org #339458:\n \n<Monsoon`> people are stupider than previously imagined\n<Monsoon`> My roommate talked to a customer today, told him to right-click on something.  So the customer got a pen and paper, and proceeded to write "click" on it.
bash.org #340338:\n \n<trigga>ow\n<trigga>i just stapled the roof of my mouth\n<trigga>i was holding the stapler in my mouth and it started slipping so i bit down
bash.org #341298:\n \n<Raven> YOU LIAR ENJOI\n<Raven> gayanal.com not a warez!
bash.org #341627:\n \n<Porthos> did you hear about the new pirate movie?\n<Porthos> it's rated PG-13\n<Porthos> wait\n<Porthos> damnit
bash.org #341783:\n \n[Vexidus] When i shared my pics folder i had like 5000 naked pics of my girl shared\n[Vexidus] but nobody ever downloaded\n[Sanctum] Vex has a daughter?
bash.org #341825:\n \n<Fitteh> My cellphone has a clock in it though and that is what I use.\n<ptj225A> Don't you have the Speaking Clock?\n<MaxBack> Who doesn't? Here, let me just pull my time-midget out of my pocket and slap his bottom. Sounds like it's 2:24, and that's in the P.M.
bash.org #342068:\n \n<patteam717> If Neo got into a fight with Aragorn, Neo would win hands down\n<kissmeimtoxic> that may be true but if Agent Smith got into a fight with Elrond that would just be dumb
bash.org #342139:\n \n<FlourescentGerbil> My mom is going to kill me \n<FlourescentGerbil> I was supposed to be watching my little brother, but while I was jacking off to porn, my brother wasted a quarter pound of beef trying to create a beef milkshake
bash.org #342596:\n \n<Calvinosaur> You missed philosophy class today, huh?\n<71mm34> yeh\n<Calvinosaur> You know how Mr. Warren's policy is to read all the passed notes out loud to the entire class?\n<71mm34> no ive never expereinced it\n<Calvinosaur> Well, we really threw him for a loop today ...\n<Calvinosaur> Josh passed a note that made it around the whole class before Mr. W caught it.\n<Calvinosaur> Mr. W read it, walked out the door, and came back in ten seconds later.\n<Calvinosaur> We were in stitches at this point.\n<71mm34> wat did it say\n<Calvinosaur> "Mr. W's fly is open."
bash.org #342633:\n \n<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit\n<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls\n<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother\n<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!
bash.org #342779:\n \nNbVb16Mb009: i know have you ever had the weed that smells like christmas trees\nNbVb16Mb009: it is some good shit\nMe: hahahahhahah, you got dicked over. somebody sold you some pine tree branches and told you it was weed\nMe: do you smoke?\nNbVb16Mb009: no dude im a dealer shit it was weed and yea i smoke all the time\nNbVb16Mb009: have you ever made a beer bong\nMe: bull shit, you aren't a dealer\nMe: hahahahah, are you retarded?\nNbVb16Mb009: ok but if you ever want some just talk to me about it\nMe: just so you know, i don't believe you. what kind of weed do you sell?\nNbVb16Mb009: shrooms
bash.org #342833:\n \n<Rach> when i get my old puter back i'll send you some songs\n<Olly> What happened to it?\n<Rach> i broke it\n<Olly> On purpose?  \n<Rach> i wouldnt say PURPOSE\n<Rach> just stupidly\n<Olly> Ahh\n<Olly> So you do know exatly what's wrong with it?\n<Rach> yeah, it's full of water
bash.org #343370:\n \nR-Salamander: Look at me, look at you! Watch me do that Pikachu!\nPeteMantis: (scratches records)\nR-Salamander: We stayed out 'til two o' clock! Watch me do a Thundershock!\nPeteMantis: (scratches records)\nR-Salamander: I am bored as hell tonight.\nMonkeyBoy: Watch me do the Dragonite!\nR-Salamander: Dude... We stopped doing that crap like five minutes ago. Come on.\nPeteMantis: We did?
bash.org #343725:\n \n<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work\n<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.
bash.org #343805:\n \n<Elbonio> You know how women say "I wouldnt sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth" ? Well if you WERE the last two people on the earth, i hardly think sex is the first thing on your mind... it's clearly going to be "let's raid Toys'R'us.."
bash.org #343825:\n \n<[-Blacksword-]> brb, dishes have developed their own language and are talking to the garbage about overthrowing me... i must correct this
bash.org #343901:\n \n<fugi> I put a note on our fridge saying "find what I peed in and win $1", roomates though it was funny, but a couple friends of ours refused to have some applejuice.
bash.org #343917:\n \n<RenegadeC> I have to talk to that girl who came over to my house friday night\n<RenegadeC> because she left her bracelet here\n<CardO> was she hot?\n<RenegadeC> yes\n<RPG> RenegadeC: sheep don't have bracelets; they have collars.
bash.org #343937:\n \n<BlackAdder> no, because ds told me that building a comp is like putting together lego\n<BlackAdder> and then i went and tried putting lego together to see\n<BlackAdder> and i cut my finger
bash.org #344096:\n \n<Mango> Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says "What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?"\n<Mango> I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont worry"\n<Mango> "doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all over your dick"\n<Mango> "Who cares? My dick, along with my entire body, came out of YOUR dick"\n<Mango> So now we can't look eachother in the eyes anymore.
bash.org #345144:\n \n<forceflow> hah, there are two quotes on bash rated 1337\n<forceflow> that's awesome\n<ItlnStaln> You're going to be a virgin for life, you know that?
bash.org #345535:\n \n[+[-BONG-]] small things amuse small minds....\n[detepe] bong: not true, most of the cheerleaders I know love big dicks :(\n[+[-BONG-]] kind of leaves you out huh?\n[detepe] bong: yeah, it sucks :(
bash.org #345591:\n \n<Anla_Shok> hmm, i guess i just prefer a landrover to a marriage\n<Anla_Shok> unless the marriage comes with a landrover\n<Anla_Shok> then i would have to rethink
bash.org #345974:\n \n* Joins: HarryPott (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net)\n<HarryPott> what is a proxy\n* Parts: HarryPott (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net)\n<Maritim> it is a thing that takes longer than 44 seconds to explain
bash.org #346240:\n \n(lawngrl): im gonna insert my ipod in my vagina tonight and go to sleep i love it so much\n(Fire_on_High): I'm quite sure that'll void your warranty
bash.org #346467:\n \n<sideburns> they opened a restaurant a few blocks away\n<sideburns> it's a lesbian restaurant\n<UncleGivey> HAHAHAHA\n<sideburns> err... lebanese\n<UncleGivey> "Hey honey, there's that new restaurant down the street... feel like eating out?"
bash.org #346997:\n \n<KitBoxPocket> jesus christ\n<KitBoxPocket> we've had this number for ten years\n<KitBoxPocket> TEN. YEARS.\n<KitBoxPocket> And we STILL get calls from people asking for the fucking Hatfields!\n<KitBoxPocket> I swear, one of these days I'm going to answer with "No! We's the McCoys and we's a-feudin'!"
bash.org #347115:\n \n<tRonz0r> I'm $4 poorer, 1 bandanna richer and I still don't look like a pirate \n<tRonz0r> yarrrrrr, tis a sad day.
bash.org #347268:\n \n<cow_hax0r> HOLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFK A SEC\n<leecher> er...\n<cow_hax0r> Sorry back\n<leecher> what's the problem, house on fire?\n<cow_hax0r> No I had to get a drink\n<leecher> so why the urgency?\n<cow_hax0r> Well... I REALLY had to get a drink\n<leecher> so your house wasn't on fire or being attacked by ninja's?\n<cow_hax0r> Well.. no, but my throat was kinda dry
bash.org #347793:\n \n<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school's website's background to Goatse.\n* Antifreez sighs\n<Antifreez> So many memories attached to that song.\n<Nudger> It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!"\n<Nudger> I swear, I was almost sick from laughing.
bash.org #348029:\n \n<Orajim> I was in the bathroom today and written above one of the urinals said "The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands"\n<Orajim> I never felt so small in my life.
bash.org #348034:\n \n<Squatter> Liking Russians is one of those neutral things that doesn't say anything about someone\n<Lush> Yes it does\n<Lush> After Khaled told his friends about me, they all wrote to say that Russians are fabulous in the general vicinity of the bedroom\n<Lush> I didn't know whether or not to be offended, so I just smiled politely\n<Squatter> Really? I never heard that. Normally I think first and foremost of the arts, then brutally oppressive government\n<Lush> I think the former does not contadict the statement about bedrooms\n<Squatter> Neither does the latter
bash.org #348078:\n \n<toqer> hey germ, I think you would like my wifes friend michelle\n<Germ> does she like sex\n<toqer> next time you're out here, we need too hook you two up\n<Germ> No thanks i dont like being "hooked up"\n<toqer> she like sex, weed, and eating\n<Germ> eh\n<Germ> wait how much eating?
bash.org #348080:\n \n<booyah> yeh i use perl too\n<booyah> wrong window, ignore me\n<andywho> Don't worry, you use perl, we ignore you automatically
bash.org #348129:\n \n(sadik): nothing gayer than 2guys and a chick\n([sic]): well there's two guys and no chick\n([sic]): that's pretty gay
bash.org #348365:\n \n<Royce> :( \n<Hynox> Why the sad face Royce?\n<Royce> I just went to Ask Jeeves and searched for Thesorus.\n<Royce> It told me i should look for a Dictionary first.
bash.org #348401:\n \nShivanfire: maybe I should go into politics\nShivanfire: I've always wanted to fuck a lot of people at the same time
bash.org #348436:\n \n<nostal> What are the dimensions of those little MSN display pictures?\n<esuna> 2D
bash.org #348450:\n \nOnlineHost:  Sheila41428 has entered the room.\nd00d903:     hi there sheila! 17/m/tx wanna cyber?\nSheila41428: sure\nd00d903:     asl\nSheila41428: 48/f/tx\nd00d903:     the hell? mom?\nSheila41428: OH JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!\nOnlineHost:  Sheila41328 has left the room.
bash.org #348482:\n \n<HEIST> I hate early am with no sleep. I hear the voices inside my head..\n<HEIST> The flashbacks.. the urges..\n<HEIST> Like I'm dropping down a well into a pit of something..\n<HEIST> I can LITERALLY hear voices whispering in my ears\n<HEIST> saying things\n<HEIST> wicked things\n<HEIST> telling me what to do\n<Vortex> what are they saying now?\n<HEIST> "drink more ovaltine"
bash.org #348498:\n \n<MasterG> .....................................................................\n          ..................................\n<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
bash.org #348515:\n \n<karaipantsu> Women want equal rights, but we have to do all the work in bed. :-p\n<karaipantsu> Girls need to get their sexuality out on their sleeves, like us men.\n<karaipantsu> Then everyone would be fucking everyone else, and the species would die out from STD's\n<Idle> karaipantsu - STDs can't even kill off homosexuals, what makes you think they can kill off the rest of humanity?
bash.org #348516:\n \n<vodak> Adding files to WinAmp has gotten much easier now that I realized 'enqueue' wasn't spanish...
bash.org #348528:\n \n<sd> my mom got pissed at me today\n<sd> I was wearing the "the axe effect" and it must have turned her on, because she told me to leave the room and stay away from her =/
bash.org #348650:\n \n<N1k1tA> can't we just get along?\n<tulkas> no\n<tulkas> we can't\n<Renegade> yeah that would suck\n<N1k1tA> i hate you guys
bash.org #348697:\n \nCascadeOrca: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!\nLerxs: indeed\nCascadeOrca: I don't have a real father\nCascadeOrca: so you're all my dad today\nCascadeOrca: Congratulations.\nSixteen Bit Hero has left the room.\nCascadeOrca: damnit, just like my real father\nclash103 has left the room.\nCascadeOrca: DADDIES! NOOOES!\nWiggidiba has left the room.
bash.org #348790:\n \n<DisgruntledBadger> Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them?
bash.org #348837:\n \n<Zero_Flaw> Wow, I just saw my dad surfing the net looking at health sites about STD's. No wonder he was trying to shield the computer screen from me. But, I could still see Herpes at the top left.\n<Zero_Flaw> Even worse, 5 minutes later my mom gets on the computer and looks at the same thing.\n<Zero_Flaw> I should have been a bastard and said, "Mom, you don't look like you're feeling too well, something wrong?"
bash.org #348858:\n \n<Kaotic> I'm probably going to have to get wireless eventually, my brother keeps punching "network holes" in the walls
bash.org #349015:\n \nohnoitschris: White Castle: The OTHER guilty pleasure that makes you scream in the bathroom\nohnoitschris: ...\nohnoitschris: I am so sorry.
bash.org #349094:\n \n(alchemist) does a ps2 gameshark let you play burnt games?\n(Victor`) the short answer is: yes, you can play burnt games with a ps2 gameshark.\n(alchemist) long answer?\n(mojo) it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
bash.org #349132:\n \n<artof tanz>God i'm a loser.\n<artof tanz>Some commercial for a sitcom said this\n<artof tanz>wife: "what color are my eyes?!" husband: "34C"\n<artof tanz>and I'm like, wtf thats not an RGB value
bash.org #349135:\n \n<beser> Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.\n<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".\n<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
bash.org #349350:\n \n<Arameth> wow if the bible was an rpg then judas was damn poor. he sold out for thirty silver, that is three gold pieces, you can only just buy a dagger for that
bash.org #349405:\n \n<Number-6> there's this raging homophobe fundiechristian who runs this hate organization in Michigan named Gary Glenn\n<Number-6> he runs the American Family Association of Michigan out of his basement\n<Number-6> and checks Google News every day for his name\n<Number-6> because he's a totaly narcissist\n<Number-6> anyway\n<Number-6> i bait him now and then because my headlines are carried by google news\n<Number-6> and he turns up and starts posting comments on my web site\n<Number-6> so then i get his IP address\n<Number-6> and start redirecting him to tubgirl.com\n<Number-6> nothing makes me happier than making that pigfucker look at feces
bash.org #349445:\n \n<jimmiejaz> Doctors in Singapore say the virus that causes severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is present in the tears of patients with the disease.\n<syberghost> Cry me a fever.
bash.org #349533:\n \n<Immortal> A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high school\n<Immortal> and that high school has a really advanced mental/developmentally handicapped program\n<Immortal> in other words, a special wing for retards\n<wm161> dyslexics of the world, untie!\n<Patrick_Moore> lol\n<Immortal> well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the rooms that the retards use\n<Immortal> but the retards kept setting them off to take the peanut butter\n<Immortal> eventually, they figured out that they could set them off with a foot and it would hurt less\n<Immortal> so they had to hide the mouse traps\n<Immortal> :D\n<Immortal> anyone who reads all that will think it's funny\n<Immortal> or else call me an insensitive bastard
bash.org #349567:\n \nRabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me\nGarbageStan23: why?\nRabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.\nRabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!\nGarbageStan23: oh shit!\nRabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever\nRabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....\nRabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
bash.org #349856:\n \n<tyranid05> So I was in auto shop measuring a brake disc tonight.  It came out to be 1.1337"\n<tyranid05> I started to laugh.  When asked why by the teacher, I explained about l33t.\n<tyranid05> When I came out of class my car was egged.  :(
bash.org #350385:\n \n<evilkalla> oh man\n<evilkalla> that club sandwich has caused some intestinal armaggeddon\n<ModernAngel> four horsemeats of the anal apocalypse\n<crux> well, there goes my boner
bash.org #350387:\n \n< natx> so drawing maps from satelite imagery is a pretty fun job..\n< natx> but when i found out you cant zoom in far enough to see elephants\n< natx> i was really let down
bash.org #350397:\n \n* qwerty- wonders why Home and End aren't yet implemented\n<qwerty-> pretty useful keys, for me at least\n<Mike`> The Home key works for me; everytime I press it, I look around and I'm at home.\n<Mike`> I haven't had the guts to try the End key yet.
bash.org #350403:\n \n<GLE> Does eating a chunk of cheese rolled in sandwich meat make me a fatass?\n<JimiThing> im inclined to say yes\n<JimiThing> but depends on the size and type of cheese\n<JimiThing> and the kind of meat\n<GLE> Sunrise thin-sliced turkey, and old cheddar cheese with a volume of about... 5 cm^3?\n<Phil_> Nah... but I'm pretty sure figuring out the volume of a piece of cheese makes you a virgin.
bash.org #350422:\n \nblondieCA67865: man i'm soo bored! \nRunAFreakingWay: I'm dying because of these people are so hilarious. Lemme show you.\nblondieCA67865: mk\nRunAFreakingWay: <reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"\n<hypr> wtf are donut seeds\nblondieCA67865: donuts dont even have seeds?
bash.org #350529:\n \n<glasnost> dammit, all my penis keep getting lost\n<glasnost> err\n<glasnost> penis*\n<glasnost> dammit!\n<glasnost> i've freudian slipped and i can't get up
bash.org #350532:\n \n<Disko> I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I WILL BECOME NOTICED, POPULAR, AND GOOD IN BED
bash.org #350534:\n \nPingu: heh just randomly i said to someone\nPingu: "kate, why are you such a bell end?"\nPingu: just to see what theyd say\nPingu: kate  says: because i was born that way\nBull3h: you've been blocked\nPingu: nah\nPingu: kate's hardcore\nBull3h: does hardcore ?\nPingu: yes\nPingu: i just asked her if im allowed to call her a bell end to her face and she said yes\nPingu: im toying with the idea of asking her if i can slap her in the face with my bell end\nBull3h: clearly she fancies you\nPingu: yeah\nBull3h: but is she hot ?\nPingu: well...\nPingu: she's not not hot\nBull3h: with my few years extra of experiance i'd say that the girls who are fairly hot but not really hot are the best kind\nBull3h: they're not cock sluts who fuck you over and just keep you about because they like the attention\nBull3h: tho you gotta watch out, crazy girls... watch out, they'll do something like split up with you because everythings going to well and they dont want to get hurt \nBull3h: then stalk you and keep suggesting that you get back with them\nPingu: I JUST ASKED HER IF I COULD CALL HER A BELL END TO HER FACE FFS\nBull3h: LOOK I'M SPOUTING WISE ADVICE\nPingu: sorry\nPingu: carry on\nBull3h: so basically drug her and rape her.\nPingu: k\nBull3h: roofies\nPingu: best way
bash.org #350537:\n \n<mebR> cs players dont need condoms, we use our personality
bash.org #350547:\n \nCochese: you're under the impression that Viagra will just give you an erection\nCochese: it'll only help sustain an erection that you get from whatever gives you wood\nFeMHuR: so if I take Viagra but nothing turns me on nothing will happen?\nCochese: correct\ntheho81: so there's still no hope for fat chicks?
bash.org #350568:\n \n<houhou> i havnt had sex in a month now :(\n<StopNdroP> I grew a nut tree in my backyard and now it's a prize winning plant\n<Yuri> wow your nuts must be huge\n<Quake> please tell me youre talkin about stopndrop
bash.org #350581:\n \n<raiden> Hey dude I think I left my gamecube there.\n<Khaniber> You didn't.\n<raiden> No I really think I did.  I've unpacked, searched my room a few times, and I can't find it.  I have my games and controllers, but not the cube.\n<Khaniber> You've been gone for a week.  I'm quite sure I would have noticed a large purple cube sitting in my own room!\n<raiden> Well I don't have it here, which means it has to be there.\n<Khaniber> I can tell you it's not.  I spend at least 4 hours awake in my room every day, I'm in and out of here throughout the day.  I eat here.  I sleep here.  If it were here, I would have seen it, and I'd be having nightmares of this purple Borg-ish cube foating above my entertainment center saying "We are Nintendo.  Your console features and game originality will added to our own.  Resistance is futile"\n<raiden> Just check your damn room for it!\n<Khaniber> Fine!  If it'll get you to quit whining.\n<raiden> yeah thanks\n<Khaniber> ...\n<Khaniber> Um...so when did you want to come by and pick it up?
bash.org #350924:\n \n<drwiii> Warning: I just got to level 13 in Dr. Mario.\n<j0nkatz> Warning: A terrorist just shot me in Rainbow Six: 3\n<drwiii> Dr. Mario is too busy to treat you.\n<j0nkatz> :<
bash.org #350939:\n \nCurseoftantalus: How the HELL are ya doin?\nPrimalDeicide: GOOD\nCurseoftantalus: GREAT!  That's GREAT to hear!\nPrimalDeicide: AWESOME\nCurseoftantalus: WONDERFUL!\nCurseoftantalus: INCREDIBLE!\nPrimalDeicide: INCREDULISTIC FABULOSIS!\nCurseoftantalus: That's not funny man, my great grandmother died of that.\nPrimalDeicide: She must have looked very good for the funeral.\nCurseoftantalus: Fabulously incredible.
bash.org #350941:\n \n<Freewill> please don't talk while I'm trying to interrupt you
bash.org #350956:\n \nJunoRulz: Know what would suck?\nJunoRulz: Falling down an up escalator.
bash.org #350962:\n \n<Shiv>To: Starduck (starduck@anbudom.net)\n<Shiv>From: Shiv Asmodaeus (shiv_@hotmail.com)\n<Shiv>Subject: Forum Ban\n<Shiv>\n<Shiv>It has been several months since I was banned from the ANBU forums, and I believe that I have <Shiv>learned my lesson.  I promise to never, ever again ask for the specifics regarding what has <Shiv>infested your colon, nor if said infestation has begun the laying of eggs.  If you wish, I <Shiv>will avoid the subject of your intestinal invaders altogether.\n<Shiv>\n<Shiv>Additionally, I withdraw my query regarding the status of your Valtrex prescription.  <Shiv>Understandably, I am sure this would be an uncomforatable subject to speak of to a stranger.\n<Shiv>\n<Shiv>With great expectations and rock hard nipples, I await your reply.  Thank you.
bash.org #351018:\n \n<MalachiConstant> hah, I have a funny story about watching Ringu, ready?\n<Jessica> Yeah.\n<MalachiConstant> I was watching it on DVD, and it was a quiet scene, like s shot of someone sleeping...\n<MalachiConstant> I was admiring how they kept showing someone just sleeping, and were realy building the tension well...\n<MalachiConstant> then I realized my DVD player was stuck and I was watching a still frame for about 10 minutes on the edge of my seat
bash.org #351025:\n \n<Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college, where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.\n<Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends. one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends names are richard and thomas btw)\n<Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to keep a guy'\n<Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said "I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first but then he just got up and left and said we were over before i had even finished!"\n<Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.." and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"
bash.org #351029:\n \n<Raiks> Has anyone got their 'Violence Against Women: Australia Says No' booklets yet?\n<Sweep> i have raiks\n<Natus> i have too\n<Raiks> My girlfriend opened it and got a paper cut from it, and then belted me for laughing at her
bash.org #351074:\n \njeisai: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.\njoejoe: you didn't type that, thats too proper for you to have done.\njoejoe: where did you get it?\njeisai: it was on somoene's away message...\njoejoe: so its about you then?
bash.org #351086:\n \n<Koushiro> "Religion is the opiate of the masses." -- Karl Marx\n<Koushiro> "Winners don't do drugs." -- The FBI
bash.org #351098:\n \n[+BaByGiRL]: A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.\n[+BaByGiRL]: "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
bash.org #351162:\n \n<m0nk3h> *Italy has quit euro.2004.com (Read error: Connection reset by Scandinavia)*
bash.org #351195:\n \n<squire> can anyone here help me, i just dled a movie and i dunno what to do\n<kokoro> have you tried...watching it?
bash.org #351223:\n \n<Guruchild> i think that babies should be abortable up until 2 years.\n<Red_Dog> 2 years? I say 18.
bash.org #351226:\n \n<traid> is it bad when people at work ask what happened to your porn site?
bash.org #351298:\n \nEsi: people have installed linux on their Xboxes so...\nBlayne: When people install Linux on their dishwasher, then I'll give them a nod\nEsi: is that a challenge?
bash.org #351399:\n \nSeven11Slurpes: word of advice\nSeven11Slurpes: if you take a shit and theres no toilet paper left\nSeven11Slurpes: duct tape is NOT a substitute\nPrinceCharming4a: o.0 whered that come from\nSeven11Slurpes: well, its started off like this\nSeven11Slurpes: i was taking a shit\nSeven11Slurpes: and found out i didnt have any tiolet paper left\nSeven11Slurpes: so i looked around a saw a roll of duct tape next to the sink\nSeven11Slurpes: and figured. eh. why not, what harm can i do\nSeven11Slurpes: and boy was i WRONG!
bash.org #351420:\n \n<Eriya> I need some new and exciting way to prepare chicken legs\n<IamMercy> Put on a french maids outfit!\n<IamMercy> And play circus music\n<Eriya> thanks Mercy, I can always count on you to be completely unhelpful
bash.org #351428:\n \n<hot^> Do to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
bash.org #351713:\n \n<sparhawk85> if Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
bash.org #351717:\n \n<special_guest> Whoever said that hell hath no fury like a women scorned never owned a cat.
bash.org #352050:\n \ntwentydeadbodies: Now that you're gay you should be picking up all sorts of chicks.\nStaticd00r: lol
bash.org #352051:\n \n<LS_Nick> :o\n<LS_Nick> there appears to be arse-cheek marks on my scanner...\n<des1re> wtf\n<LS_Nick> strange...\n<LS_Nick> tastes like my sister =
bash.org #352059:\n \n<Inversation> hahaha\n<Inversation> on the price is right:\n<Inversation> "our next prize is: A Super Sucker!" -woman walks out from behind curtain-\n<Inversation> -vacuum cleaner emerges a few seconds later-
bash.org #352075:\n \nJokingClown: I want to have a "wall plug" (electrical socket) surgically implanted into my skin.\nJokingClown: Maybe on my side, above my hip.\nJokingClown: It would have to actually work or anything... Itd just be funny to see people stare.\nJokingClown: I wonder how much a surgery like that would cost...\nSpyBreak: :\|\nJokingClown: Insurance wouldnt cover it, because its cosmetic\nSpyBreak: WAAAAY too much time on your hands. go look at porn or something.
bash.org #352172:\n \n<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(\n<rycool> ...\n<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.\n<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
bash.org #352559:\n \n<Xaenyth> I'm going to ask you all a question that got a friend of mine expelled from school.\n<Xaenyth> If you were going to shoot up a school...\n<Xaenyth> ...what music would you want playing on the loudspeakers as you did it?\n<r00x> Kill the rabbit by emler fudd
bash.org #352729:\n \nJunoRulz: Meh, in health class, some lady talked about it.\nJunoRulz: She said rape is unwanted penetration of body.\nJunoRulz: So I went around sticking my pinky in girls' ears.\nJunoRulz: Declaring rape.
bash.org #352763:\n \n<FBD> i had a teacher named Ms. Packman.\n<FBD> so im the last day of school, i dressed up as a blue ghost, and charged at her.\n<FBD> i got suspended, starting the next year...
bash.org #353049:\n \n<orkin> i hate it when im cold but sweaty\n<orkin> like my hands and feet\n<orkin> my feet are cold\n<orkin> but they are sweating\n<orkin> if i put socks on them\n<orkin> they will sweat in the socks\n<Paradigm> I know the feeling\n<Paradigm> it's like dreaming that your peeing and waking up all wet.\n<orkin> yeah..\n<orkin> kinda\n<orkin> wait\n<orkin> wtf\n<Bejjan> lol\n<@Petah> lol\n<Paradigm> WHAT ?!\n<Bejjan> *falls of his chair*
bash.org #353088:\n \nVortosis: 	The best line is something my friend Brandon yelled at a chick across the street while we were skating\nVortosis: 	"Hey wanna go half and half on a baby!?"
bash.org #353105:\n \n<pothead2234> sometimes i wonder what are all the words other than breasts and food are for\n<This_girl> well, words you use in order to reach em
bash.org #353125:\n \n<Prowler> I rekon if i were a super hero i would call myself "Proctastinator" with the power to Leap tall buildings, control time, shoot fireballs out of my ass and other cool super hero stuff\n<Prowler> but i'd never get around to doing any of it
bash.org #353175:\n \n<mgr> I was under the impression that the program was fully functional?  I am not correct?\n<kitchen> Depends on what you think 'fully functional' means\n<kitchen>The Rebels believed the DeathStar to not be 'fully operational' and look what that got Alderan.
bash.org #353546:\n \n<@koenig> I just had a very fun time with a telemarketer who called my home.\n<@koenig> She was telling me that I had "won in a drawing" and that I might have won a Hummer or a trip to Orlando and some other crap.\n<@koenig> So I said, "Hey, them Hummers is sure nice."\n<@koenig> "Oh yes," she replies.\n<@koenig> "I bet they can haul a lot in them Hummers."\n<@koenig> "Oh certainly."\n<@koenig> "Do you think they could hold something that was like 6' long?"\n<@koenig> "Most likely."\n<@koenig> "And weighed like 150-200 lbs.?"\n<@albus> oh dear.\n<@koenig> "Possibly."\n<@koenig> "Well, I'll cut right to hte chase.  Do you think they could carry a dead body?"\n<@koenig> "Uhhhh."\n\n* albus hears police sirens.\n<@koenig> :)\n<@albus> you should use her as a reference when you apply for a security clearance.\n<@koenig> Well you realize I didn't actually claim to HAVE a dead body.   I was purely curious, in case I get into the funeral service business.\n<@koenig> It's my new idea, "Die With Style, Inc." where instead of a hearse you drive out in a Hummer.\n<@albus> ...
bash.org #354032:\n \n<rS-D00k> this channel is more inactive than my herpes infection after valtrex\n<rS-D00k> although even with valtrex it is possible to spread herpes to others\n<rS-D00k> talk to your doctor before taking valtrex if you're on a mao inhibitor
bash.org #354226:\n \n<Philth> god i'm stupid\n<Stinger> yes you are\n<Philth> Stinger: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags?\n<Stinger> yes\n<Stinger> dumbass\n<Philth> what ones?\n<Stinger> i cant tell you\n<Stinger> fag\n<Philth> DAMN that really backfired..
bash.org #354244:\n \n[aiken_drum] Holy shit.\n[aiken_drum] Have I just come into a random room and people are talking about tentacle sex?\n[aiken_drum] I love this program.
bash.org #354490:\n \n<mojo>parents are weird\n<mojo>So there I am playing my drums just now\n<mojo>first im "skating on thin ice"\n<mojo>and I keep going\n<mojo>now aparently im "in hot water"\n<mojo>go figure
bash.org #354508:\n \n<Dyl4N>a mosquito landed on my screen and i went to right click on it and close it...\n<Dyl4N>then i realized i should get out more\n<Jesse>send me a screen shot\n<Jesse>wait
bash.org #354520:\n \ntroupe: oh shit, i just heard a car crash outside\ncyateon: oh shit\ncyateon: go loot the corpses before they respawn
bash.org #354939:\n \n<Dianuzza> there is a big gay community here in Paris\n<usnjay> yeah.\n<usnjay> it's called "Paris".
bash.org #356147:\n \n<pbqd> "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." -Warning label on a swedish chain saw
bash.org #356150:\n \ncochese 04: I've been meaning to murder a lot of people\ncochese 04: But that Matlock guy is really good at catching murderers\ncochese 04: So I dunno\ncochese 04: I don't want Andy Griffith coming in my house and proving I did it
bash.org #356183:\n \n<GWH> funny when you and your girlfriend are fighting over aim\n<GWH> and then you realize you dont have to sit there till she answers, you can do other shit too
bash.org #356275:\n \n<Maxim> rhetorical jeopardy is a pretty tricky game, you know? :/
bash.org #356674:\n \nYami: Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by\ncannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could\nlive if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go\nto the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So\nall three men went separate ways to gather fruits.\nYami: The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten\napples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to\nshove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your\nface or you'll be eaten."\nYami: The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out\nin pain, so he was killed.\nYami: The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the\nking explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this\nshould be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the\nninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.\nYami: The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one\nasked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it" The\nsecond one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy\ncoming with pineapples."
bash.org #356753:\n \n<rhyann> hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for it to get better to put it back in the box
bash.org #356805:\n \n<v_9> All those who believe in Telekenesis raise my hand.
bash.org #357274:\n \n<Leto> I had a password I could type entirely with my right hand for a while\n<Nugget> why?\n<Leto> so I could unlock my screen while drinking coffee
bash.org #357526:\n \n<Nosnam> Who?\n<mystie> this dude on jeopardy, he was on his 20th return today\n<Nosnam> Woah\n<mystie> I didn't happen to catch if he won again today\n<NeoHentaiMaster> he is a robot sent from the future to win the prize money so others cant\n<NeoHentaiMaster> he will slowly drain the world economy until all collapses into chaos\n<Nosnam> George Bush is on jeopardy?
bash.org #358042:\n \n<big_ernie> roses are red\n<big_ernie> violets are blue\n<big_ernie> my quote got rejected\n<big_ernie> so i say "fuck you"
bash.org #358056:\n \n<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website?\n<Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(
bash.org #358180:\n \n<freemysoul> my bro's wife divorced him\n<freemysoul> he's got a kid and all, too\n<freemysoul> the kid decided to live with his mom\n<detranova> poor kid\n<atlantis> poor woman\n<naisesom> your bro's a lucky bastard
bash.org #358194:\n \n*** p00bear (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cplusplus\n<p00bear> hey hey\n<p00bear> so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm?\n<asiib> ...\n<p00bear> sure, it comes after a while!\n<p00bear> :D\n*** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you cause i get it)
bash.org #358697:\n \n[+Mista] so how would I go about making a game?\n[+DJ-Northern] 1- Hire a team of developers\n[+DJ-Northern] 2- Spoof screenshots to create hype\n[+DJ-Northern] 3- Buy an E3 booth\n[+DJ-Northern] 4- Take your company public\n[+DJ-Northern] 5- Disappear with the money before anybody asks for a product
bash.org #360206:\n \n<Hunter> Someone asked me the difference between ignorance and apathy. I told her I don;t know and I don;t care
bash.org #361279:\n \n<Animaga> so, there's this panda bear\n<Animaga> and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down\n<Animaga> once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out\n<Animaga> manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food"\n<Animaga> so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up\n<Animaga> the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing\n<Animaga> he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear"\n<Animaga> it says "small black and white bear, native to asia.  eats shoots and leaves."
bash.org #361547:\n \n<Beerman> I'm the top of the nick list\n<Beerman> therefore I am the tallest\n<Outsyder> i am in the middle of the nick list\n<Outsyder> therefore i am the belly\n<Beerman> does that make Sethur the naughty bits?\n<Sethur> Hmmmm.\n* Sethur is now known as Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr\n<Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> That's better.\n<Beerman> you're still at the "naughty bits" area of the nick list\n<Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> Yes. That's why I made my nick longer
bash.org #361578:\n \n<Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan\n<Player45> Hell yeh!\n<Johanna>oh really?\n<Player45>Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one problem\n<Slave>Problem?\n<Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean\n<Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one\n<Johanna>hmm..\n<Slave>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED!
bash.org #361585:\n \n<zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting\n<zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark\n<zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing!\n<zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh it's back...\n<zap> what's it doing?\n<zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!
bash.org #361619:\n \n<GigaVirus> I've never had a firewall and never been hacked :/.\n<GigaVirus> .\n<GigaVirus> That was dumb to say.
bash.org #361620:\n \nMWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays.\nMWellsSQaReD has left the room.\nSancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay\nSancilio Rules: how should we feel?
bash.org #361677:\n \n<morphine_monkey> dude, my hair is getting so long\n<spaceman_spiff> sweet, pretty soon it'll get as long as your penis\n<morphine_monkey> STFU, my hair is longer than an inch
bash.org #361683:\n \n<Fire_Elemental-x-> Interviews suck in general\n<apathy> I dunno...\n<apathy> I used to like conducting them :)\n<Fire_Elemental-x-> all that "where do you see yourself in 10 years" and "what are your strengths and weaknesses" crap\n<apathy> heh, my questions were more along the lines of "tell me everything you know about the keyword 'const'"\n<Fire_Elemental-x-> Next time someone asks me a 10 years question I'm gonna say "Where you are sitting"\n<apathy> heh, then add "No wait, I thought you said 10 months."\n<Fire_Elemental-x-> heh
bash.org #361695:\n \n<Fjoder> I hate when ppl say they gonna call and then they dont\n<Harvard> You sound like a girl.\n<Fjoder> I am a girl\n<Harvard> That explains it.
bash.org #362137:\n \n<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc\n* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)\n* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)\n* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)\n* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)\n* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)\n<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt\n<r`heaven> :(
bash.org #362484:\n \n<Taco> I fear for my little cousin\n<Taco> he's going to be a loser in school...\n<Taco> you know how I know?\n<Taco> Because he's very much like how I was at that age...\n<Taco> :/
bash.org #362774:\n \n<enjoi> why would you name condoms after a horse that hides all the invaders inside and then lets them go once theyre inside?\n<ShodoPan-> i bet it's named after the viruses\n<ShodoPan-> you know, they slip right in and the recipient doesn't even realize it\n<ShodoPan-> oh shit that's not good either
bash.org #363094:\n \nStrategy: what the fuck\nStrategy: shipping cannot be 27$\nAlpha: it better come in a wooden crate with a midget cradling the harddrive for that price
bash.org #363454:\n \ngenjer: so my sister asks me if this shirt makes her look fat\ngenjer: and I was like, "no the fat underneath does"
bash.org #363485:\n \n<Big_Fat_Duck> wait its stuck at updating\n<Big_Fat_Duck> 1 second left\n<Big_Fat_Duck> read to play in approx. 1 second\n<Diazo> it's a microsoft second
bash.org #363616:\n \n* Ksu eats a bowl of crappy generic macaroni\n* SSL_Eefui idly drinks arsnic.\n* Nigelenki stops fui o.o\n<Nigelenki> arsenic isn't edible o.o;;\n<Shadow> Yes, it is\n<Shadow> But only once
bash.org #363820:\n \n<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =(
bash.org #363821:\n \n<neo_alex> stop arguing you fucks\n<enz0> Maybe it's YOUR mum\n<spandrick_doll> fuck you\n<spandrick_doll> you just cant haxk it\n<spandrick_doll> *hack\n<neo_alex> that does it, im creating characters of you in The Sims and im gonna make you have a gay marriage
bash.org #364005:\n \nSpreadursunshine: wow you werent online all yesterday\nEinhanderMKII: Yeah I was out doing things PRODUCTIVE\nSpreadursunshine: omg! its a breakthrough\nSpreadursunshine: like what?\nEinhanderMKII: fixing my internet
bash.org #364046:\n \n<TriPa^> my mother is a cleaning fanatic\n<TriPa^> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up\n<TriPa^> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess\n<TriPa^> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it\n<TriPa^> finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:\n<TriPa^> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
bash.org #364176:\n \n<sunfish>I stopped a rape in the city last night\n<Donnyman>How'd you do that\n<sunfish>Simple I stopped following her.
bash.org #364339:\n \n<rhyno> okay\n<rhyno> I must be losing my mind\n<rhyno> I just walked to the PJ station\n<rhyno> because I can't find my car keys\n<rhyno> and they were right fucking here an hour ago\n<DaemonX> pj station?\n<rhyno> yeah\n<rhyno> gas station\n<rhyno> but the thing was\n<rhyno> I was going there to get gas\n<DaemonX> without your car?\n<rhyno> and I couldn't find my keys\n<rhyno> so I just thought "I'll walk"\n<rhyno> go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.."\n<rhyno> "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!"\n<rhyno> then walked back\n<DaemonX> ... i can't even comment on that
bash.org #364341:\n \n<@reflir> also, my harry potter sex bot arrived\n<@reflir> err\n<@reflir> I mean boxed set
bash.org #364587:\n \n<@HndlWCare> I just got email from postmaster@adelphia.net telling the mailbox for postmaster@adelphia.net is over quota, and if I feel this message is in error I should reply to postmaster@adelphia.net
bash.org #364676:\n \n<philosophiliac> lol this arvo some guy started quoting the 2nd amendment at a teacher after knocking some crow out of a tree\n<MissBitch> hahahahaha\n<philosophiliac> with a shoe\n<MissBitch> ...\n<philosophiliac> seriously he goes\n<philosophiliac> "the 2nd amendment states that all citizens have the right and obligation to bear arms"\n<philosophiliac> "and shoes"\n<MissBitch> lol\n<philosophiliac> "we made it very clear to those terrorists that we would tolerate no more attacks"\n<philosophiliac> and lockie here just got shat on"\n<MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHAHHA\n<philosophiliac> we have decided it is time to attack with neccessary force to show the crows that we mean business"\n<MissBitch> lol\n<philosophiliac> if they hit us"\n<philosophiliac> we hit back\n<philosophiliac> HARD\n<philosophiliac> with whatever comes to hand\n<MissBitch> im holding my nose so i dont burst out laughing here\n<philosophiliac> and we cannot be held responsable for a war they started\n<MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA\n<philosophiliac> in the war on crowism, ur either with us\n<philosophiliac> or ur against us\n<MissBitch> hahahahahahaha\n<MissBitch> thats just so hilarious\n<philosophiliac> oh yeah\n<philosophiliac> the teacher was in hysterics\n<philosophiliac> but the guy got a detention neway\n<MissBitch> hahahaha\n<MissBitch> oh well\n<MissBitch> woulda bn worth it!\n<philosophiliac> yeah\n<philosophiliac> we were basically on the ground we were laughing so hard\n<MissBitch> hahahahaha\n<philosophiliac> and he didn't crack up once\n<philosophiliac> and as the teacher leads him away he goes\n<MissBitch> if i didnt want to wake my parents, id b killin myself laughin\n<philosophiliac> "u can lock me up, but this war is a neccessary one"\n<MissBitch> oooooooooooooh\n<MissBitch> lol\n<philosophiliac> "and one that will be contnued by freedom loving students with shoes everywhere"\n<MissBitch> HAHAHAHHAHA  ROFLMAO
bash.org #364782:\n \n<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin\n<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
bash.org #365072:\n \n<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.\n<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.\n<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.\n<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
bash.org #365264:\n \nAlh4zred: You know, I realized something.\nGenduShini: You love me?\nAlh4zred: I'd rather play games than have sex, you know why?\nAlh4zred: Think about it.\nAlh4zred: During sex, you have to please TWO people.\nAlh4zred: Or more.\nGenduShini: because Games last more than 10 minutes\nGenduShini: err\nGenduShini: that too\nAlh4zred: AND\nAlh4zred: In a game, if you're not doing well, someone just goes "fgt" or something\nGenduShini: and you just go "my current PC sucks" or "It's an off day"\nGenduShini: But in the sack...\nAlh4zred: In real life, you have some chick (in my case) that goes "Are you a faggot? That sucked"\nAlh4zred: You can't blame a bad orgasm on lag.\nAlh4zred: Dude.\nAlh4zred: You can't.\nAlh4zred: "I faked all those orgasms"\nAlh4zred: "stfu i was pinging 300"
bash.org #366119:\n \n<kungtotte> Probably have back-logs from hell at bash. Geeks on IRC are like those one million monkeys with typewriters\n<[moose]HuBBa> with less intelligence though :)
bash.org #366266:\n \n<Emperor> Oral sex is when you talk dirty, dumbass
bash.org #366903:\n \n<neverrain> omg i went outside\n<neverrain> i havent been outside in weeks\n<neverrain> it was.....freaky\n<c7r> nerd\n<Axis100> I can usually determine the last time I went outside by using /systemuptime.\n<Axis100> 6 days, 28 mins and 16 seconds
bash.org #367188:\n \n<Schitz02> its microsoft. they don't have bugs\n<Schitz02> they have unpublished features\n<Qooiii> like the function office calls randomly called void Randomly_Crash_And_Delete_Document(void)\n<Schitz02> right, just like that one\n<Qooiii> i wish they had at least made it predictable\n<Qooiii> like the paperclip guy could pop up and say\n<Qooiii> "it looks like word is going to crash. would you like to save your document?"
bash.org #367567:\n \n<x`fearless> whoever's turn it is says like "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it u gotta drink\n<x`fearless> omg some girl was like never have I ever had anal sex and 3 girls at the table drank I'm like OMGOMGOMG
bash.org #367755:\n \n<SPLURGE> bitch tells me i got a drinkin problem \n<SPLURGE> i tell her she has an ugly problem and im tryin to make it less obvious \n<SPLURGE> we dont get along so well after that
bash.org #367808:\n \n*** Zeron is now known as you\n* you farted.\n* you sigh in frustration.\n* you lose\n* you suck at life\n*** Wildfyre is now known as our\n* Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life\n* our conversation is entirely too weird\n*** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we\n* we are going stir crazy\n* you are going a little too far\n* our laughter fills the offices nearby.\n* you are fired.\n* we need new jobs\n* you agree\n* you wonder when this madness will end\n* we are not sane\n* you are correct\n* our sanity has left?\n<Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in here...they'd be very very confused right about now...\n* you are one with the matrix.
bash.org #367871:\n \n[LoTek] my girl bleeds a lot.\n[LoTek] like, for 5 or 6 days\n[LoTek] that cant be normal.\n[Dissembler] wow, you should take her to the vet.
bash.org #367896:\n \n<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
bash.org #368251:\n \nTitanium_Dragon> Hey everyone\nTitanium_Dragon> I had a revelation today\nTitanium_Dragon> Everyone knows that more intelligent creatures (humans, dolphins, chimps, ect.) tend to have sex for fun\nTitanium_Dragon> But some people believe that sex for any reason but procreation is wrong\n* Titanium_Dragon never put two and two together
bash.org #368691:\n \n<cmdline> 1010100110001001\n<cmdline> 101101\n<nystagmus> yea i know.\n<nystagmus> tell me about it.
bash.org #368808:\n \n<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now\n<@Sony> ...........\n<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI\n<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing\n<Malpine> Thanks for the info\n<@David> eh?\n<@David> damn i meant PAID\n<@David> I get PAID today\n<@David> dammit
bash.org #368878:\n \niamnotavirusbot: hi friend, check out my new profile: http://jsc.uk.uy/progs/admin/virus.exe\niamnotavirusbot: what do you think?\niamnotavirusbot: ops i got to go by\nNatural Defiance: What are you a f-in retard?
bash.org #370001:\n \n<}813-Error{> i ask a question in #perl and get RTFM and they go back to talking about metallica...\n<}813-Error{>  d  Match digit character <that would be numbers right?\n* C4 knows nothing of perl\n<modem> same here :/\n<modem> ask in #metallica
bash.org #370251:\n \n<Ashen> NP: [bangles - eternal flame.mp3]\n<Ashen> k, i feel really gay right now\n<Ashen> NP: [Lords Of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy.mp3]\n<Ashen> there we go
bash.org #370253:\n \n<ScasE> You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
bash.org #370601:\n \n< segphault> command line interfaces, and convoluted keyboard shortcuts I \n             have no problem with.... but the childproof cap on the advil \n             bottle... its my arch-nemesis.
bash.org #370812:\n \nEndOfForever: So, how do you like being a jew?\nAvatarOfPirate: It's ok.\nEndOfForever: What's speaking hebrew like?\nAvatarOfPirate: It's ok. It's hard to read though. There aren't any vowels expressed in it. You have to.. sort of figure it out. It's like...\nEndOfForever: Talking to people on AOL?
bash.org #370931:\n \n* nufan Is a GENUIS\n<nufan> oops
bash.org #370933:\n \n<GinjaNinja> Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
bash.org #370939:\n \n<Psyche> hi\n<steve_> sobering up yet?\n<Psyche> no\n<Psyche> im still drinking\n* ecks sets mode: -o Psyche\n<ecks> DONT DRINK AND OP
bash.org #370987:\n \n<+Synista> so\n<+Synista> I downloaded this fly fishing movie\n<+Synista> since I need to learn how to cast properly\n<+Synista> turns out it was a pr0n movie called fly fishing
bash.org #371438:\n \n* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari\n<^haksor^> anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???\n<tiltti> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS\n<^haksor^> thanks\n\n<^haksor^> not enough letters in that???\n<tiltti> try adding -H0L3 to the end of it\n<^haksor^> ok
bash.org #371444:\n \n<Christina> *kisses back* I love you\n<Josh> I love you too babe\n<Christina> I take off your pants, sliding my hands up your thighs, watching your cock get hard.\n<Christina> That's what he said to me\n<Christina> I was like "Wtf dude? One, I'm a chick and two what the hell?"\n<Christina> And he was like "Oh shit, wrong conversation"\n<Josh> ...\n<Christina> Oh shit, wrong conversation
bash.org #371808:\n \n<MoF0-> hmm\n<MoF0-> why has nortons said all my keygen are " at risk files"\n<Blaqeagle> because norton is like that schizophrenic kid at school who\n            keeps on yelling out in class shit about flying cows or\n            something when your trying to do your work\n<Blaqeagle> occasionally he actually yells out something coherent, but\n            you suspected it anyway
bash.org #371868:\n \n<TheShadowHunter> I won three purple hearts once\n<Wildcard\|Comicing> ...no you didn't. You were just playing Zelda. \n<Wildcard\|Comicing> You really need to adjust the color on your TV\n<TheShadowHunter> oh\n<TheShadowHunter> I guess that couldve been it
bash.org #371960:\n \n<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry. \n<@TempusRob> pssh\n<@TempusRob> talk about lag\n<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
bash.org #371989:\n \n<SkyJammer> I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage.\n<shellspark> What about a semi-attractive monkey?\n<SkyJammer> No.\n<SkyJammer> A cute girl.  Human.\n<MousePad> Your standards are way too high.\n<SkyJammer> Your standards are way too low.\n<shellspark> Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage
bash.org #372012:\n \n<mysticsick> Merc- last night, half my family was drunk and walking into shit.  It was great to hear my 65 year old aunt say 'I didnt run ito that wall, motherfucker jumped out at me'
bash.org #372048:\n \n(FireballX301) this dude says that we need a nation's consent to bomb it\n(FireballX301) whoo\n(FireballX301) The Iraqi government, he added, was "fully informed" about the attack on Falluja, the latest of several bombings against suspected safe houses for Mr. Zarqawi's militants, and he said it "agreed with us on the need to take action."\n(FireballX301) "The point is, we didn't just act on our own," Mr. Armitage said. "A sovereign nation had to agree."\n(FireballX301) so basically...\n(FireballX301) Germany: Lets invade France!\n(FireballX301) France: Help us Britain!\n(FireballX301) Britain: Hey, Germany, can we bomb you?\n(FireballX301) Germany: No.\n(FireballX301) Britain: Oh well, sorry France.
bash.org #372065:\n \n<Max2645> Now my kid is all pissed off, and she won't even let me talk to her, see her, or even touch her.\n<Piggah> yes, sometimes you have to feed them candy
bash.org #372174:\n \n<frogger> does anone know of an algorithm to generate random numbers in an increasing sequence?\n<JubJub> Use the Pullit-Hofften method\n<frogger> what's that?\n<JubJub> Just ask cheesy how many times he's masturbated today\n<CheeseZone> 11, why?
bash.org #372240:\n \n<bahumat1> my mother is a cleaning fanatic\n<bahumat1> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up\n<bahumat1> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess\n<bahumat1> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it\n<bahumat1> Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:\n<bahumat1> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
bash.org #372434:\n \n<MR_T> I miss the good old day when you had to pull down the girls pants to see her ass\n<MR_T> Nowdays you have to spread her ass to see her pants.
bash.org #372636:\n \n<Bonz> Paracelssus couldn't get a clue if he were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo! Cloooo!"
bash.org #372643:\n \n<mac5> my mom threw away all the computers i've taken apart\n<mac5> but\n<mac5> i saved the processors\n<Neomonkey57> ...\n<mac5> a pentium 2 and..what i think is a pentium 3\n<mac5> it's got all those little spikey things on the bottom
bash.org #372853:\n \n[RainWind] what's the point of a big pipe if you can't get any uptime?\n[RainWind] that appliest to both sex and downloads mind you
bash.org #372880:\n \n<SS_Gogeta_27> you know how people put 'wash me' on cars in the dust?\n<Zorak> yeah?\n* ChanServ sets mode: +v SS_Gogeta_27\n<+SS_Gogeta_27> when we came out from the movie my friends car said 'i wish my wife was this dirty'
bash.org #372928:\n \nExar Khan 666 : there are certain aspects about me that i want exactly the same in a potential mate and there are things that I would never want her to have\nYesterday Dying : like a penis\nExar Khan 666: I'm talking personality wise but yes that would be at the top of the list
bash.org #373090:\n \n<SC_DNO> i was holding the Canadian flag one day, and i jumped into a car...lmao wait a second!\n<SC_DNO> THEY'ER CANADIAN, they dont have a flag\n<Eric\|TheWheelman> sure they do\n<Eric\|TheWheelman> its a piece of cloth with a leaf on it\n<William> You can wipe your ass with both.
bash.org #373286:\n \nKaresMexxDWNxx: last night me and tawny were in a car.\nKaresMexxDWNxx: she was in the backseat reading a magazine. \nKaresMexxDWNxx: and i was infront trying to get some rest.\nKaresMexxDWNxx: A cop comes by and ask me how old I am.\nKaresMexxDWNxx: i told him that i was 23.\nKaresMexxDWNxx: then he asked me how old tawny was.\nKaresMexxDWNxx: i told him that she turns 18 in 11 minutes.
bash.org #373292:\n \nPsychosis555: Dude who's that hot chick in the picture with you?\nPsychosis555: The one with the nice tits\nJorden666 Sxe: Dude thats my sister!!\nPsychosis555: So?\nPsychosis555: I'm not related to her\nJorden666 Sxe: Dude she's 4!!!\nPsychosis555: I stand by what I said
bash.org #373305:\n \n<annillace> we landed in vegas, and the pilot says\n<annillace> "those of you needing wheelchair assistance, please remain seated"
bash.org #373397:\n \n<aidan> i'm going to rule when i leave home\n<wyki> why?\n<aidan> i was concerned about the amount of food in the house\n<aidan> i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk\n<aidan> i could live like this for weeks\n<wyki> ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear\n<aidan> why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me
bash.org #373400:\n \n<Androo>haha I got honked at by hot chicks today\n<Priest>that was my grandmother and her friends.
bash.org #373735:\n \n<andyroo> So, whats everyones new years resolution?\n<AnimeMan> no more lacking sex\n<AnimeMan> 2 times a day minimum\n<AnimeMan> what about you andyroo?\n<andyroo> With every passing moment, I want to type more gramatically.\n<andyroo> I'm just practicing at the moment.\n<andyroo> I want to believe that I'm smart, while others think I'm a d#8khead.\n<andyroo> Hopefully, now and again an intelligent operator will ban me for this\n<AnimeMan> hahah\n<AnimeMan> you forgot a period\n<AnimeMan> hopefully god doesn't forget to give my gf one
bash.org #373736:\n \n<AnimeMan> my bed is evil.\n<norad> how so?\n<AnimeMan> it's a spy.\n<norad> how can a bed be a spy?\n<AnimeMan> well at night.. it squeeks.\n<AnimeMan> It's as if it's telling my mum, "he's masturbating, he's masturbating!"
bash.org #373740:\n \n* @etelmo gets the RIAA on Merlin for his MP3's\n<Merlin> what MP3s?\n<@etelmo> They can find anything, even if it isnt there\n<@etelmo> they should make em search iraq\n<Merlin> haha
bash.org #373797:\n \n<Xenecrite> wanna hear a joke?\n<Xenecrite> Women's Rights\n<Lone_wolf_gurl> you have 5 seconds to start running.
bash.org #373798:\n \n<Robot> I heard that a lemon is a good contraceptive.\n<end_game> yeah mate, \n<end_game> i heardit's actually tested to be better protection than a condom\n<Robot> Really????\n<end_game> yeah. you can't get a lemon pregnant.\n<Robot> ahahaha\n<Robot> No harm in trying it. Might sting a bit.\n<end_game> you or her?\n<Robot> She can get her own god damn lemon.
bash.org #373955:\n \narabella: you don't wear thongs bcuase they're comfy, you wear thongs becuase your boy likes them.\narabella: it's advertising.\nfirewalk: in some cases, false advertising.
bash.org #374061:\n \n<mojo1701> I remember being in class, and the teacher started talking to us about communicable diseases\n<mojo1701> our teacher's a real whore\n<mojo1701> and she kept on saying to us: "Flies can carry diseases. You don't know where they've been"\n<mojo1701> and I looked at her and said, "Then you should stop unzipping so many of them if you don't know where they've been."
bash.org #374163:\n \nRob: But I'm not horny.\nTiffany: pretend\nTiffany: girls do all the time
bash.org #374239:\n \n(@sml) jesus\n(@sml) Bizarre & Weird Porn Links < PenisBot... Fetish Bloody pussy pics of teens changing menstrual tampons & pads, + tampon eating. A Sex With a Twist Interesting and unusual porn - midgets, twins, latex ... \n(@sml) anytime you think something's too weird to be on the intarweb\n(@sml) it is there\n(@sml) and pushing >> 85mbit of movie bandwidth, fo sho\n(@sml) ugh\n(@sml) that's fuckin gross, even for me\n(@mamba_X) tampon eating urk\n(@mamba_X) way to get your iron i guess\n(Blaxthos) only someone who has gone down on his girlfriend after pucking her cherry the night before would think of that\n(@Sabboth) or someone who has earned their red wings\n(@pachell) that's some fucking filthy shit\n(@pachell) i'll fuck a bitch on the rag, but that's about it\n(Blaxthos) it was an accident\n(Blaxthos) or call it lack of forethought
bash.org #374240:\n \n20:15 < Nitrocld> FUCK\n20:15 < Nitrocld> NO\n20:15 < Nitrocld> NOT PORN\n20:15 < Nitrocld> I coulda had someone behind me\n20:16 < Nitrocld> Bastard\n20:16 < acid> lmao\n20:16 < acid> hehe\n20:21 <@guk> porn is jokes tho\n20:21 <@guk> "Well son ... lets have a man to ... holy shit she has big tits"\n20:21 <@guk> :D
bash.org #374274:\n \n<Jesus> oh mean, my underwear elastic thing just came off\n<MoonKatz> haha\n<MoonKatz> mine's painted on, no elastic to worry with\n<MoonKatz> although, the way the paint is flaking, I've been considering updating to aluminum siding\n<Jesus> aluminum siding?\n<Jesus> jesus, your underwear is more classy than my home
bash.org #374277:\n \nDemonic: .............  Whoah, this conversation just took the offramp into Pervert Pike, going a good 80 mph even.\nDemonic: Not that I'm entirely against such a happening.\nYRS: niehter am I\nYRS: lol\nYRS: I could go for a good hentai right about now\nDemonic: Good ole hentai, glossing over Japan's major social problems since 1946.
bash.org #374313:\n \njdayish: what do you think of bush and kerry\nperfectblue_halo: the movie trailer for Aliens Versus Predator comes to mind... "Whoever wins, we lose."
bash.org #374317:\n \nMuffinMn626 [9:58 PM]:  FUCK PEOPLE\n\nMuffinMn626 [9:58 PM]:  i jsut got fucked over\n\nJin Iz Back [9:59 PM]:  what happened this time\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:01 PM]:  bah\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:01 PM]:  you no faustina right?\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:01 PM]:  well like, she signed on\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:01 PM]:  and she told me that she liked me at the end of the year\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  so im like "wow..thats really cool, im flattered"\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  and we got all talkign and shit\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  then she sigend off randomly\n\nJin Iz Back [10:02 PM]:  ...\n\nJin Iz Back [10:02 PM]:  uh huh\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  she jsut signed on right now..and i said "hey, why you sign off so suddnley last night?"\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  she siad "i wasnt on last night..my cousin was..why?"\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  AOIRNOAFOAWN FUCK\n\nMuffinMn626 [10:02 PM]:  damnit\n\nJin Iz Back [10:02 PM]:  ROFLMAO YOU GOT SERVED\n\nJin Iz Back [10:02 PM]:  HOLY SHIt
bash.org #374339:\n \n<_rev> in fact, i've gotten further with my sister than anyone i know
bash.org #374364:\n \ninsane_elmo88: sometimes i get serious anal pressure\ninsane_elmo88: and i'm not sure if it's fart or shit\ninsane_elmo88: and sometimes i just gamble, not knowing if i'm gonna rip a humonguous fart or defecate my pants\ninsane_elmo88: so far i haven't lost\nweaselmaster07: rofl \ninsane_elmo88: i've shit my pants every time :p\nweaselmaster07: roflmao
bash.org #374385:\n \n<brokenpodium> dude im about to talk to some kid from my high school that tried to kill himself when he got drunk\n<JaaLin> thats fucked up\n<brokenpodium> im going to ask if he wants to get hammered with me
bash.org #374400:\n \n<DeathPool> You know that internet culture has reached its peak when the first comment on a news post about an ape that walks upright is: HILARY DUFF APE SEX!
bash.org #374404:\n \n<EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 24 by OllyPomm is:\n<EggdropBot> (Sport) What sport do the following terms belong to - "Toucher & Dead Length"?\n<liz> ouch, my boobs hurt\n<EggdropBot> {MoxQuizz} liz solved after 5 seconds and now has <5> points (+1) on rank 3.\n<EggdropBot> The answer was: Lawn or Indoor Bowls\n<Reuven> Say what?\n<liz> what?\n<Ken> whaaaat?\n<Ken> how...did...she...do...that?
bash.org #374422:\n \ntavilach: i could just block you now\ntavilach: and never\ntavilach: talk to u again\ntavilach: but no\ntavilach: i need help with samba\nCzarDerivative: you asshole
bash.org #374451:\n \n<barnaby> TheMage: jess was hinting that i should ask her out :/\n<TheMage> barnaby: ask ExZippo for advice.\n<ExZippo> barnaby: Punch her in the tit.\n<TheMage> barnaby: or not.
bash.org #374464:\n \nlonelychic0190: WHY DO BOYS LIKE RECIEIVING ORAL BUT THEY DONT LIKE GIVING GIRL ORAL \nGoat Desecration: BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T TALK WITH A DICK IN THEIR MOUTH
bash.org #374475:\n \n<@Kukuman> this fundrace.org site lists people near you who have made contributions to a presidential candidate\n<@Kukuman> looked up my zip code\n<@Kukuman> 4 people contributed to bush/republicans\n<@Kukuman> something like 35 people contributed to democrats\n<@Kukuman> oh and all 4 of the people who contributed to bush are retired!\n<@philc> you spelt retarded incorrectly
bash.org #374531:\n \n<coffee4me> Tazers are killing old people and crack heads\n<Joeytgstk> And/\n<Joeytgstk> ?
bash.org #374544:\n \n<Vartia> by the way... reading the entire review for doom on pcgamer... I could not find why they really gave it 94%\n<eldeerk> you want to know why they gave it 94? they are all giddy school girls sat infront of the screen gooo "ooooh doom 3, think he'll ask us to the prom, he so dreamy"
bash.org #374570:\n \n<radar> been in the middle of a shag when the g/f's friend called... I just slowed down, and stated teasing her button...  \n<Lashanna> lol\n<radar> meanwhile, my g/f was saying, "Hmmmm! yeeeessss...." and "Thaaat's goood"\n<Lashanna> lol\n<Lashanna> she didn't hang up?\n<radar> no... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to work out what was goin\nno... and it took about 10 minutes for her friend to work out what was going on... then she kept listening \n<Lashanna> lol\n<Lashanna> so what was the friend doing?\n<radar> after a while, she was singing along  \n<radar> closest I've got to a threesome
bash.org #374577:\n \nsugarat: how to tell if you're a nerd - subtract the number of boyfriends/girlfriends from the number of computers you've owned.  if you're left with a positive number, you're a nerd.\nLordWork: lol\nltcolumbo: I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek\nSPLURGE: whew\nSPLURGE: im not a nerd\nSPLURGE: you know\nSPLURGE: i really am a nerd\nSPLURGE: that test sucks\nSPLURGE: i wonder if hookers count\nltcolumbo: can i just call you a "john"?\nSPLURGE: i suppose you could\nSPLURGE: but the girls i have sex with are too ugly to be paid for it
bash.org #374691:\n \n<ashp> cogito ergo sum\n<Phallus> libido ergo sum\n<Phallus> i'm horny therefore i am
bash.org #374695:\n \n<Yo-DUH_87> next gen is here, but it isn't mature enough for me yet\n<Yo-DUH_87> the pci express motherboards and etc\n<M[at]> heh, micheal jackson should use that excuse
bash.org #374708:\n \n<Tweeder> No, I love my Mac. It's aweseom!\n<Tweeder> It's everything I want in a computer\n<Tweeder> ...but I haven't been able to find any good IRC progs for OSX\n<quade> how the fuck are you on irc then?\n<Tweeder> I'm using my boyfriend's PC
bash.org #374734:\n \n<Kool-Afk> Man, I had the greatest day at work today\n<DigitalGnome> how so?\n<Kool-Afk> some guy offered me a joint to clean his gutters\n<Air\|LordOfNUTs> wtf\n<DigitalGnome> sweet, i had a great day too. I offered some low life to clean my gutters for a joint
bash.org #374746:\n \n14:51 <@phoniq> so these guys have three kenyans, three indians and an egyptian\n14:51 <@phoniq> and they're gonna behead one every 72 hours\n14:52 <@phoniq> and their pictures are available\n14:52 <@phoniq> so i think i'm gonna make a website where you can vote for\n                which one should get it first\n14:53 <@phoniq> see if it's possible to make the news\n14:53 <@arp> damn\n14:54 <@arp> Survivor: Iraq\n14:54 <@phoniq> that's f***n' wrong, right?\n14:54 < bean_tmt> ... can i laugh?\n14:54 <@phoniq> i dunno\n14:54 <@phoniq> i think a kind of shocked choke is the appropriate response
bash.org #374762:\n \n<Disco_Stu> The Iraq conflict is our business and we will straighten it out.\n<Disco_Stu> you have to sit there and take it.\n<Disco_Stu> if you want our help when we are good, then you have to take our shit when we aren't\n<marble> love the sinner, hate the sin\n<esch> You don't stop loving your wife because she gets fat, do you?	\n<marble> esch: my husband stopped loving me when I got fat. people are rotten. what's your point?\n<esch> marble: That you were probably annoying.
bash.org #374773:\n \n<E-Claire> So how can I help?\n<Mochomi> I just wanna know how to get on well with my bf, y'know?\n<E-Claire> Ah. Well, I recommend you make him feel as good as he thinks he is...try laughing at his little jokes.\n<Mochomi> And if he doesnt tell funny jokes?\n<E-Claire> Laugh at his little penis.
bash.org #374795:\n \n<Xira> I seriously hope ATi catches up with nVidia\n<Xira> (read: OpenGL)\n<ByronT> I seriously hope my wife is in good mood tonight.\n<ByronT> (read: sex)
bash.org #374797:\n \n<+div0> hm... if an infinite number of monkeys typed like wild on typewriters... how many would be arrested for copyright violations?\n<@CCFreak2K> Exactly half of them.\n<@CCFreak2K> Even if that means half of a monkey is arrestred.\n<@CCFreak2K> So be it.\n<@CCFreak2K> This world's an asshole.
bash.org #374798:\n \n<Outsyder> they fell for the "look gulliable isn't in the dictionary!"\n<Outsyder> and they tried to find it\n<Outsyder> but they couldn't spell it
bash.org #374822:\n \nBecca: find a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck\nMatt: yeah... but\nMatt: if you throw the penny at someone\nMatt: it's funny
bash.org #374848:\n \n<Torgina> so wtf is up with mirc saying I have 7days left?\n<Azathoth> It's the tape you watched.
bash.org #374855:\n \n[anigirl82] my friend found out he was allergic to latex the first time he had sex\n[Sil<3rium] o.o\n[anigirl82] it sucked because he had been with his girl for like 3 years..and they had been waiting\n[Sil<3rium] oh noo\n[Urbal T] that is...wrongery\n[Sil<3rium] yeeeeeeees\n[blue><3dge] talk about a night he'll never forget! hahahah! ... ha... ha... ow...\n[blue><3dge] that poor man's wang
bash.org #374858:\n \n<Irish_GothDragon> he just figured out spiders have no genitalia\n<Aryn> yes they do\n<Irish_GothDragon> no they dont\n<Aryn> yes they do\n<Irish_GothDragon> they have orafices for fluid transfer\n<Aryn> err, good to know\n<Irish_GothDragon> the female rubs her tail sac over the orafice to get the sperm.. no real sex occurs\n<GlassRain> wtf\n* GlassRain exits\n* Quits: GlassRain\n<Aryn> it sounds very dirty, that's how I know it's real sex\n<Irish_GothDragon> hey.. I'm a biology major\n<[PR]Swift\|ZzZzZ> that mean your getting turned on?
bash.org #374880:\n \n(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.\n(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.\n(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.
bash.org #374930:\n \n<Duo> i love it when youve been drinking for a while\n<Duo> and you think youre completely sober\n<Duo> but then you stand up and you're like, "oh there it is"
bash.org #374938:\n \n<Twiztid> My gf called me gay\n<Twiztid> I came back with\n<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"\n<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...\n<Linguica> whats wrong with that\n<Twiztid> nothing\n<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather
bash.org #374943:\n \n<booze> rice makes your dick gain strenght :p\n<Margarita> if you shove it in your dick, sure, booze
bash.org #374953:\n \nPikeman: I wonder if sex in heaven is considered necrophilia.\n    Pikeman: Or hell.\n*** Jam (Jam@217.137.88.9) has joined #ev3\n    Pikeman: Jam, wanna test my theory?\n        Jam: sure\n      forge: Heh.\n        Jam: do i have to get naked?\n      forge: In a way...
bash.org #374959:\n \n* grannyman jams a slight tune\n<grannyman> just slightly\n<grannyman> not quite full-on\n<grannyman> just slighty sub-par\n<grannyman> but not yet sub-woofer.\n<grannyman> or sub-sonic\n<grannyman> just kinda like sub-way\n<grannyman> you know, like eat fresh all day\n<grannyman> BUUU dubba Duuuu dubba Duuu dubba deeeee\n<grannyman> SHIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n<grannyman> dude, I wish i could emulate instruments through IRC.\n* grannyman was k-lined by Q (Jesus, I'm a bot, and I can't even take this shit.)
bash.org #375014:\n \n<XvoiD> We need more members for the forums. I've told all my friends now tell all yours. Im sure they will love it here. Come on and help out the forums.\n<debian_> What if people start to advertise and the forums get a flood of people like Ra... noobs.\n<thomas> what if we became an elite group of forumers who took over the world by sticking together in a pack of small numbers, fighting the odds, and defeating cobra commander whenever possible?
bash.org #375031:\n \n<Zazu> omg\n<Zazu> wc\n<Zazu> that link you posted\n<Zazu> eww\n<WC`> yeah it's bad\n<Zazu> why do you look at things like that? why not normal stuff to jack off to, like shuri's links?\n<WC`> because it's fun to 0wn you\n<Zazu> but do you have ANY idea how hard it was to jerkoff to that?
bash.org #375045:\n \n<Fuxm> You know what i wanna do? \n<Fuxm> i wanna photoshop a picture of me to make it look like im having gay sex with matt\n<rX> WTF why?? \n<Fuxm> ...and then put it where i keep my weed so if my parents ever find it they wont care about the weed.\n<rX> LMAO\n<rX> make two copies and put one in a rogers video case and return it to the one he works at
bash.org #375058:\n \nWarpdArchn: lots of christians don't go to church\nWarpdArchn: so they never have to meet the other people who believe the same things they do\nWarpdArchn: and therefore never have to lose faith in humanity
bash.org #375060:\n \n<Phreddy> I'm easily confused\n<rens> that's a side effect of having a penis
bash.org #375071:\n \n<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early\n<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by\n<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"\n<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot\n<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
bash.org #375110:\n \n<DAMNIT> My god I hate being new clerk at the pharmacy where I work...\n<DAMNIT> Today some 80 year old guy comes in with a giant syringe, asking if we had it.\n<DAMNIT> The guy handed me it, I took it in my hand, and I looked in every part of the store possible cause I had no clue in hell what it was.\n<DAMNIT> So, I go in back and ask the owner if we have it or can order it, still holding it in my hand.\n<DAMNIT> The owner then bursts out laughing and point at me, so I go "What's so funny? The guy just wants to order it?"\n<DAMNIT> So the owner goes "That's a enema syringe. It's probally been up his ass plenty of times by the color of it!"\n<DAMNIT> I then procede to calmly walk back to the front, give the guy his anal sucker back, and the owner then deals with him about ordering it.\n<DAMNIT> Meenwhile I put every soap we have on my hands and rub like hell for 20 minutes till my skin is completely raw.\n<DAMNIT> And I'm the laughing stock of the store now, and 2 of my relatives work there, so soon my whole family will be laughing at me......
bash.org #375133:\n \n<Abracadav> thats a pretty ambiguous statement\n<timmo> i wish someone would ban you.\n* Abracadav was kicked by knucklz (ask and ye shall receive)\n* knucklz sets mode: +b *!*alk3@*.tpgi.com.au\n<timmo> hey look at that wishes do come true\n<timmo> and you dont even need cancer to make it happen
bash.org #375158:\n \ncardrealmsk8: i made it to 2nd base today\nNck Tracy: nice.\nNck Tracy: I made it to third, but there was no one else with me.
bash.org #375160:\n \n<Syko>Anyway, I'm gonna play some Simpsons :P\n* Syko is now known as Syko-ShitnRun\n<Syko-ShitnRun> oh shit\n* Syko-ShitnRun is now known as Syko-HitnRun
bash.org #375215:\n \n<<Excel>> Omg, I saw the funniest thing today. \n<<Excel>> There was a chalk outline on the floor, like those crime scenes where someone's been murdered. \n<<Excel>> And in the middle of it, someone had written 'PWNED!'
bash.org #375228:\n \n<Darric> Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest.\n<Darric> And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE"\n<[PervertedMonk]> k\n<[PervertedMonk]> ...\n<Darric> Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED"\n<Darric> And the priest becomes a little unnerved\n<[PervertedMonk]> obviously\n<Darric> So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike you down"\n<Darric> Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!"\n<Darric> And then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead\n<Darric> And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED"
bash.org #375231:\n \n<Chafey> Macgyver hates the french\n<Chafey> He's all like "I'll build a submarine out of this dried camel shit, damned french"
bash.org #375250:\n \n<Breadfan>this morning my dad went to go to the bathroom, but my little bro was already in there, my dad turns the knob but its locked, and in his deepest UT voice my bro shouts "DENIED"\n<Breadfan>My dad just walked away scratching his head\n<Dreyer>ROFLMAO
bash.org #375255:\n \n<mCh> cd rootmy_head\n<mCh> ls -l\n<garg^work> bash: directory is empty
bash.org #375287:\n \n<devils_trombone> Hey wana hear a funny story?\n<frogslegs> yep\n<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> does it involve clowns and ninjas?\n<devils_trombone> no.\n<devils_trombone> Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed.\n<devils_trombone> Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided to be good people and drive this guy home.\n<Crazed_Cousin_Dougal> was he a clown/ninja?\n<devils_trombone> So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over.\n<devils_trombone> So we drove him back to his place, and knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his wheelchair?"
bash.org #375296:\n \n<tomato> So Chris, you blew bubbles as a kid?\n<Chris> yes tom i did\n<tomato> Well Chris he just called, he's looking for you
bash.org #375340:\n \n(mistersandman) aw pee\n(mistersandman) they require you to register it on the internet\n(X_Stickman) well with your 100% perfectly legal copy i'm sure you have no objections\n(mistersandman) oh of course not i just.. dont have an internet connection
bash.org #375581:\n \nDaLady Firestorm: hm... nother random question: if you could do one video game character, who would it be\nDerBrystar522666: now that is a tough cookie\nDaLady Firestorm: :-P\nDerBrystar522666: First thought is Max Payne\nDaLady Firestorm: lol\nDerBrystar522666: second thought is Justin from Grandia. Or maybe Roman from Armed and Dangerous\nDerBrystar522666: another thought is the Master Chief\nDaLady Firestorm: so, I ask which video game character you'd have sex with, and all your choices are men... :-P\nDerBrystar522666: oh... shit!\nDerBrystar522666: I read that one completely wrong
bash.org #375968:\n \n* fido2 ponders his next move\n<@Doody> Queen to knight four?
bash.org #376558:\n \n<bean> i remember back when irc was different\n<unseenn> it still is different
bash.org #376673:\n \n<FLoYD>  CHILD: Dad, where did I come from? \n<FLoYD>  DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen........\n<FLoYD>  Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with \n<FLoYD>  your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafi. Then, \n<FLoYD>  mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad \n<FLoYD>  was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing\n<FLoYD>  that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. \n<FLoYD>  Nine months later, the virus appeared!. \n<FLoYD>  CHILD: Huh?
bash.org #376790:\n \nMike3285: wtf is a palindrome\nMaroonSand: no its not dude
bash.org #377280:\n \n<sheep--> you are in a race.. and you pass the person who is running second, what position are you now?\n<exe\|> Well... that depends... if you're the right side or not\n<FuIru> pass as in overtake, or fall behind? \n<sheep--> overtake\n<FuIru> then 2nd\n<sheep--> heh.. my dad caught be off guard and i said first\n<sheep--> he laughed in my face\n<FuIru> heh\n<exe\|> haha\n<sheep--> he also said 'what kind of a programmer are you? hahaha'\n<sheep--> :\n<sheep--> i got pwned by my dad
bash.org #377380:\n \n<Timelord> I am heading down to Cingular to go punch a CSR in the face.\n<Timelord> Later all.\n<Tuan> haha\n<TacoWork> chip a tooth for me.\n<mattsteg_> if you don't get your monthly quota of punches in, they roll over to next month
bash.org #377551:\n \n<_tail> i stopped beleiving you a minute ago\n<Idiot> i'm surprised you believed me at all\n<_tail> you started tlaking a minute ago
bash.org #377554:\n \n<R3Co][L> i really need to reinstall PS\n<R3Co][L> fuck knows where ive put my cd\n* Ghozt is now known as fuck_knows\n<fuck_knows> it's under the clothes on your floor.
bash.org #377606:\n \n<Mild> a choose your own adventure hamlet would be nice too\n<Mild> To be, turn to page 73.
bash.org #377729:\n \n*** 10 points awarded to queen_daisy33. 'carb': (1+1+1+2)x2.\njesus_onacracker: haha\nqueen_daisy33: woo 10 points\nqueen_daisy33: take that atkins
bash.org #377745:\n \n<Moeancurly> i hate wireless internet\n<Moeancurly> constant ping tim<eouts\nMoeancurly> everytime i reach for my water i get disconnected\n<BakerTime361> where'd Moeancurly go?
bash.org #377770:\n \n<PeterGriffin> He's always playing that awful FFXI game\n<PeterGriffin> Maybe when Madden 05 is released and he'll play something else I'll go over regularly again, but I can't see myself hanging out if all I get to do is watch him kill crabs\n<Jakeoff> do MMORPGS even qualify as games?\n<PeterGriffin> No, they're more like a treadmills that makes you fatter
bash.org #377931:\n \nMiyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.\nMiyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.\nMiyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
bash.org #378029:\n \n* Shadowe`shopping has joined #gamesurge\n<Shadowe`shopping> listen\n<Shadowe`shopping> word of advice\n<Shadowe`shopping> NEVER use an electric razor to shave your scrotum\n<Shadowe`shopping> christ\n<Br34ch> wtf?\n<Br34ch> Why?\n<Br34ch> Elaborate, please\n<Shadowe`shopping> you have no idea how long it took me to get the bleeding to stop
bash.org #378041:\n \nNARHDD:My dad once complimented a woman on having a "bun in the oven".\nNARHDD:It turned out she wasn't pregnant.\nNARHDD:Whoops.
bash.org #378393:\n \n<The_Slog> you know how a sink trap works? \n<Einer> No. \n<Einer> I'm a rocket scientist, not a plumber.
bash.org #378883:\n \n<Underscore> /part and /quit are sitting on a boat, they weigh a total of 120kg, the moon is at waxing crescent and it is 12 degrees C outside. How much marzipan can a giraffe eat in 10 minutes?
bash.org #379015:\n \nSlythDra: Thou shalt not rewire the coffee maker to insult the parentage of anyone who uses it.
bash.org #381649:\n \nN47H4N:I just made an awsome discovery!!!!!!! When you mix Blue and Yellow you get a entirely new color! I will call it Blellow!
bash.org #381873:\n \n<Kane> I like to play poker with tarot cards...I get a full house and four people die
bash.org #382658:\n \nEberlin: Nothing accelerates windows like a good ol' fashioned 9.8m/s^2
bash.org #383093:\n \n<Sebastian> My computer is more than a little confused\n<Sebastian> My DVD player thinks it's a zip drive . . .
bash.org #384101:\n \n<linnie> Whats wrong Duncie?\n<duncan> not much\n<duncan> im reading is all\n<linnie> Oh!!!! okay leave you to it! \n<duncan> lol\n<duncan> "I'm living in a country i hate with people i dont care about in a job im depressed about where the only thing that gives me pleasure is practising giving death to others in the most painful way possible"\n<linnie> LMAO\n<linnie> where is that from?\n<linnie> I like that\n<duncan> ...\n<duncan> i just made that up\n<duncan> its MY LIFE
bash.org #384176:\n \n<Reedy> man im lame\n<Reedy> i was walking around the city tonight\n<Reedy> looking at the signs and billboards etc\n<Reedy> street lights, traffic lights\n<Reedy> and im like "pfft, doom3 has way better lighting than this shit"
bash.org #384228:\n \n<Aragorn^> I tried using the old "show me yours and I'll show you mine" trick...maybe I should reverse it...show me yours OR I'll show you mine.
bash.org #384243:\n \n<ExplosiveTwinkies>  Ok, my sister calls Compuserve to cancel my net(thank god), but unfortunetly, only the account holder(Me) can speak to the operator. But I'm a 'minor' so I can't.\n<ExplosiveTwinkies>  So I can't speak to the operator AT ALL. I can't give my sister the 'authority' to talk, cause I cannot speak to the operator.\n<ExplosiveTwinkies>  Then... suprise suprise, the operator asks for my WIFE.
bash.org #384245:\n \n(weaseL) the nurse at the the reception at the doctors is hot\n(Venge) oh, so that's why they think you have asthma...
bash.org #384265:\n \n<Devilbunny> when talking to a girl who's a programmer about dating prospects, I said not to worry.\n<Devilbunny> as a programmer, she'll be exposed to geek boys who may have never seen a girl before, and she can have her pick of the litter\n<Devilbunny> someone else interjected saying "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
bash.org #384331:\n \n<+Badger[49]> ...would you pose nude for, like, a billion dollars? o.o\n<+Nightwish> who wouldnt\n<+Nightwish> o_o\n<+Nightwish> then again i'd pose for like 5 cents and a candy
bash.org #384495:\n \n<Mansion_Maniac> I just realized something\n<TheEnforcer> ??\n<Phone> ??\n<Mansion_Maniac> if you renamed "humans" as "Terrans"; "aliens" as "Zerg"; and "Predators" as "Protoss", the new Aliens vs. Predator movie would totally be a movie adaptation of StarCraft.
bash.org #384674:\n \n<dorian> 8======D\n<stout> that smiley has a really long nose
bash.org #384735:\n \n[Maimed_Perfection] Anything with numbers replacing letters is just fucking stupid.\n[Sanctum] Yeah\n[Sanctum] NO ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN SPEAK\n[Sanctum] PLEASE
bash.org #384762:\n \n<`Jamesy> i saw this old guy buy doom3 today\n<`Jamesy> as he's buying it the shop assistant asks him what kinda pc/video card he has\n<`Jamesy> and he mutters something about 32mb\n<`Jamesy> and the assistant says it wont run and that he needs a new card with at least 128mb\n<`Jamesy> and then the twit says\n<`Jamesy> but it runs doom 2 ok!!!!!!
bash.org #384861:\n \n<Murielle> this just in from ABC Radio - a man went to defend himself when he heard a noise, stuck a .22 caliber pistol in his shorts..  accidently pulled the hammer back...  felt this stinging sensation, and a trickle of blood down his leg....\n<Murielle> he had performed a self-orchectomy\n<Murielle> :-)\n<Noelle> lol\n<Charron> hmm, so shooting your testes off "stings"?\n<Murielle> apparently\n<StephanieNYC> uhhhh\n<StephanieNYC> a stinging sensation?\n<StephanieNYC> this makes for a new definition to the term "numb nuts"
bash.org #385125:\n \n<chibo> Found something pretty rad. $5 FBI hat purchased at HOPE. Blew past a cop at 85. Looked over at the cop, he read the hat, saluted, and retargeted someone else with the radar gun. Not too bad for $5. Highly recommended.
bash.org #385163:\n \n<Matrix_McCloud> by the way, is "legend of lumpy" our final answer\n<Matrix_McCloud> this is for $100,000\n<Matrix_McCloud> you have 2 lifelines\n<Tenchi147> I would like to use a life line\n<Tenchi147> I want to call a friend\n<Matrix_McCloud> you alrady used that one, and all you said was "WASAAAAAAAAP"
bash.org #385461:\n \n<Alvin> so there are four guys in one prison cell. One is a zoophile, one is a sadist, then there's a necrophile and an extremesports athelete.\n<Alvin> the zoophile says: ahh, if I had a cat here, I'd fuck it till I pass out.\n<Alvin> the sadist says: ahh, after that I'd torture it until it's dead\n<Alvin> the necrophile: wow, after that I'D fuck it till I pass out\n<Alvin> the extremesports guy is sitting in a far corner and very quietly says: mjau
bash.org #386016:\n \nRuben: You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver's on.
bash.org #386207:\n \n<Paul> So anyway, i hit him over the head with a shovel\n<Paul> and now he's all "Lawsuit" this and "Jailtime" that
bash.org #386222:\n \nTrikkz R 4 Kidz: YO\nTrikkz R 4 Kidz: WASSUP?\ntetsu2051: presumably not your shift key
bash.org #386488:\n \n<KainSularei> ah, bash.org\n<KainSularei> 17037 quotes approved; 13482 quotes copied from the top 100 bash quotes pending; 5 original quotes pending
bash.org #386538:\n \n<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.\n<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.\n<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap\n<simon-say> The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...\n<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.
bash.org #386757:\n \n* Jadyn wacks Murad with a very large book\n* Murad dies\n* Jadyn pokes Murad\n* Murad pokes Jad back from the bowls of Hell\n<Jadyn> ack!\n<Murad> :-D\n* Jadyn searches Murad's dead body for stolen presents\n* Murad asks his good friend Lucifer to send out a few demons to get Jad\n* Falkan asks them for papers\n* Falkan deports the demons\n* Murad hides his stolen presents away and sets his evil elf minions to guard them\n* Jadyn eyes the elf minions\n* Falkan points out the use of non-union elf labour.
bash.org #386769:\n \n(@_mara) Wanted:\n(@_mara) A tall, well-built woman with good\n(@_mara) reputation, who can cook frogs\n(@_mara) legs, who appreciates a good fuo-\n(@_mara) schia garden, classical music, and tal-\n(@_mara) king without getting too serious.\n(@_mara) But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
bash.org #386777:\n \n<Abby> nice language\n<Abby> you kiss your mother with that mouth?\n<nether> no, i kiss yours
bash.org #386793:\n \nSnatchFace: I stumbled into the bathroom this morning after being up half the night with stomach pain and grabbed the wrong tube out of the cabinet in my stupor. I brushed for a half minute with Anusol HC when it slowly seeped into my addled brain that somethign was not quite right. I have been barfing ever since. Am I dying? \nRouge: Perhaps you should change your name to Assface. \nBlazert40: I'll give you 32 mins to live.\nvi-edit: Going by your screenname, at least it wasn't Vagisil.
bash.org #387388:\n \n[Lamsey> lol, i'm running UT in spectator mode to run down my laptop's battery and the camera's right next to a biorifle spot\n[Lamsey> whole screen's covered in green goo, hehe\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> that happened to me last night\n<Lamsey> ok FC, please don't elaborate in any way or form please\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> I sneezed and all this stuff came out of my nose\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> all over the screen\n<Lamsey> ugh, too late\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> people tell younger guys to make sure they have enough money...comdums...etc when they go on a date\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> also remember to blow your nose before you go out\n<-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN-> could cause problems\n<Lamsey> 'snot usually a problem for me
bash.org #387392:\n \n<tweekie> omglife!\n* tweekie promptly dies\n<Davidious> Oooooo\n<Davidious> Hey babes\n<tweekie> no necrophilia play tonight, i'm too tired\n* Davidious sighs\n* Davidious Quit (Connection reset by peer)
bash.org #387397:\n \n(OldSkOoLephant) My sister works in a video store \n(ElPresidente) Well my sister IS a video store. >_> \n(Loafaeralus) Yeah pres, everybody's been in her, but only a certain amount have paid...
bash.org #387433:\n \n<OppeSnopp> anyone know how to clear the history out of explorer's damned "textbox memory"? (dont \n            wont my wife to get 'black monseter cocks' when she's going to do a google that starts           \n            with the letter b)
bash.org #387548:\n \ncrazycougr: saw rick james died?\nphaded 001: yup\ncrazycougr: 'natural causes'\nphaded 001: wonder what chappelle is gonna do now\ncrazycougr: cocaine is natural isnt it?
bash.org #388717:\n \n<Jason> One time I walked into my parents bedroom and they were having sex, it was traumatizing for them\n<Jason> Not so much that I walked in, but that I started shouting "LET THAT BITCH HAVE IT"
bash.org #388718:\n \n<Warped^2K> we just got back from hiking in the bush\n<BIoNYX> i hiked in the bush once but i told her to shave that shit or i'd never do it again
bash.org #389195:\n \n<reddz> love does not make the world go round... just up and down a bit.
bash.org #389483:\n \n<TomTheBomb> what the most racist thing in the world?\n<\|Snaker\|> erm\n<\|Snaker\|> most racist thing in the world?\n<TomTheBomb> a sprinkler\n<\|Snaker\|> ..\n<HongKongKilla\|TMNT> lol?\n<TomTheBomb> they go chinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchink SPIC nigganigganigganigganigga
bash.org #389514:\n \n<Quasadu> i'm the kind of guy who, when i accidentally see myself naked in the mirror, i think "my god if i saw that in the woods i'd shoot it and run back to the car"
bash.org #389517:\n \n[adam_tharrington] yo\n[adam_tharrington] does anyone here have a keyboard
bash.org #389536:\n \n<Foxx> im never fallin in love\n<Foxx> i've decided\n<FuriousC> you dont choose who you love, love chooses you\n<FuriousC> and that little fucking son of a bitch sticks itself to your face like the godless bloodsucking bastards in Alien and refuses to let go until it has drained your soul and left you an empty shell of a human being
bash.org #389734:\n \n<K418> Bash.org is false advertising.\n<K418> I expected IRC to be all funny and interesting, instead you're lucky if you can find a chanel people actually talk in...\n<K418> And then when you do it's full of complete idiots, whose intelligence could probably be scientifically proven to be equal to that of the average turnip, and horny geeks, whose only interest is getting into your virtual pants.
bash.org #389811:\n \n<BS>I walk into school today and the girl that sits beside me tells me that she lost 10 pounds from laughing at me.
bash.org #390150:\n \n<Breach> I just got another "make your penis larger for $20.00" email. I already spent $140 and now when I get excited I fall over forward.. the only good thing is the kickstand effect.
bash.org #390427:\n \n<RST> you suck huge donkey dick\n<RST> and not only you\n<RST> but your sister too\n<RST> !\n<Felon> what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana\n<Felon> you know the rules
bash.org #390445:\n \n<Erdage> WTF dude help me, i have lost my dick!!!\n<DakuTenshi> What are you talking about?\n<Erdage> help me daku, it's missing!\n<DakuTenshi> Erdage... you are drunk right?\n<Erdage> Err.. no...\n<DakuTenshi> Yes you are\n<Erdage> WTF??? How do you know?\n<DakuTenshi> Erdage, you are a girl...
bash.org #390678:\n \n* Oz pops a tiny green mint, watches a Chevy Chase movie about golf, and signs a mortgage to a pig.\nOz: With a Tic-Tac, Caddyshack, give a hog a loan...\nOz: This old ban sent troller home!
bash.org #390681:\n \nzhiryst: its what p2p is all about\nzhiryst: i just leave it on overnight\nzhiryst: let people take shit from me\nzhiryst: i take shit from them\nzhiryst: p2p is just a variety of communism\ndjnogo 4: haha\ndjnogo 4: you sure?\ndjnogo 4: i picture it more as a circle jerk :-)\nzhiryst: yeah, but who's getting bukakeed?\nzhiryst: the RIAA?\ndjnogo 4: bingo :-)\nzhiryst: A HAHAHAHA
bash.org #390743:\n \n<Optical-i> Cool, how was work?\n<particle> it was alright\n<particle> I had a big bean burrito for lunch before work.\n<particle> I was blasting customer service all over the place today
bash.org #391193:\n \n*** Mavert changes topic to 'Men are like cement... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. \n(EviLGirL-)  Women are like a carpet... lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever''
bash.org #391224:\n \n<bloodeu> Outback Steakhouse has ridiculous prices\n<bloodeu> i'm here now with my date\n<bloodeu> palm pilot + wifi is cool\n<bloodeu> i got my keyboard \n<jomomma> ...
bash.org #391241:\n \naakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish\naakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis\naakashdheer: i can't remember my decision
bash.org #391795:\n \n(@b0wser) i like the fact that she says "we can still arrange fuck dates" even though we're not together\n(@Bocki) a fuck girlfriend: nothing better then that\n(@jason127) I had a relationship like that\n(@jason127) then one day she just disapeared\n(@jason127) then two years later i seen her in Tatoo magazine\n(@jason127) she had moved to Ohio\n(@Bocki) sounds like Forrest Gump - The XXX Version
bash.org #392195:\n \n<@graspee_leemoor> brazil v italy women's volleyball is about to start\n<@graspee_leemoor> you'll get no sense out of me\n\n* Snaar hands graspee some tissues\n< Bucket_Mouse> who you cheering for\n<%Snaar> the girls\n< Bucket_Mouse> which girls?\n<%Snaar> you know\n<%Snaar> two legs\n<%Snaar> two arms\n<%Snaar> various holes\n<%Snaar> THE GIRLS\n< Bucket_Mouse> ITALY GIRLS OR BRAZIL GIRLS\n<%Snaar> why are you being racist :-\n<%Snaar> they are both fine girls\n< Bucket_Mouse> oh, i thought you were playing favorites\n<%Snaar> the point of female sports is just to enjoy the show
bash.org #392267:\n \n* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))\n<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??\n<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?
bash.org #392288:\n \n<monkey216> FUCK! im dead\n<wrenchy> why?\n<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam\n<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on\n<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass\n<monkey216> fuck.....
bash.org #392848:\n \n<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list	\n<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently!
bash.org #393177:\n \n<Poinky> so, there is to be war between us... \n<brett1479> war?\n<p3nt4g0n> huh?\n<Mororvia> good god ya'll\n<p3nt4g0n> wha?
bash.org #393209:\n \n<Matrix_McCloud> i can't imagine sticking anything in your mouth farther than like 4 inches\n<Matrix_McCloud> without puking\n<Oolong> you have to do it a certain way\n<Oolong> if you line your throat up right it just slides in\n<Oolong> or if his schlong is bent downwars\n<Matrix_McCloud> then if it touches the edge, your nose lights up red and beeps
bash.org #393229:\n \n<JonTG> What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around on a rope?\n<JonTG> Stopping it with a shovel.
bash.org #393241:\n \n<Matt-san> Over the hill women have experience. :)\n<Kataclysm> And saggy boobz\n<Matt-san> They flop back and forth like mudflaps.\n<Kataclysm> Thank you for the lovely visual, Matt.\n<Raiden> Its like when you go to the nursing home\n<Raiden> and say "SHOW ME YOUR TITS"\n<Kataclysm> I'm going to kill you now. Please don't take it personal.\n<Raiden> and they take off their pants
bash.org #393304:\n \n[2nd_law_of_thermodynamics] why are the vaginas always blurred out in hentai?\n[dsgasdsa] vaginas can bend light\n[dsgasdsa] 'the black hole'\n[2nd_law_of_thermodynamics] they must do it just to piss me off\n[dsgasdsa] it's because you should be focusing on their personality\n[dsgasdsa] shallow cunt
bash.org #393323:\n \n<Obiwan> Koreans are kicking ass at men's all around gymnastics...\n<Obiwan> ....don't ask why I'm watching men's gymnastics....\n<Nimdae> you like their tight asses\n<Obiwan> well they don't show ass that much\n<Obiwan> their pants are too loose\n<Obiwan> sigh\n<Obiwan> actually I turned it on and I saw a korean.\n<Nimdae> you just proved you are watching their asses
bash.org #393357:\n \n<Jetsuo> Ew, Ashlee Simpson is #1 on the Billboards. Jetsuo must go kill a kitten now.\n<KitBoxPocket> Jetsuo: every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.\n<Jetsuo> lmao\n<KitBoxPocket> You dont want God flogging his holy log, do you?\n<Nyschashi-Seikun> when god ejaculates, it snows\n<KitBoxPocket> Oh, snow day, sweet\n<Jetsuo> and when God craps?\n<KitBoxPocket> A republican is elected\n<Jetsuo> XD\n<KitBoxPocket> "Mommy! Mommy! Every time a Republican gets elected, it means God just had a really great shit!'
bash.org #393451:\n \n* elisteran subscribes seriumu to spamlists\n<elisteran> would you rather get nigerian 419 scams, or hawt lesbian pr0n ?\n<Pavel> elisteran: As if the two were mutually exclusive.\n<elisteran> Dear Mr. Smith, my name is Motoba Kwambe, and I am legal counsel representing the family of the late Prime Minister of Nigeria, Bouncy Bubbles. Her nude coed widow has the opportunity to retrieve $15 million stashed away in a bank account, but needs a US citizen to ...\n<Pavel> elisteran: That works.
bash.org #393507:\n \n<neekohh> eh, where should i go?\n<tzigaite> gamespot by target might give you more\n<neekohh> gamespot is that place near target right
bash.org #393554:\n \n<watashi-wa>necrophilia is dead boring\n<chersucks> wtf?!?\n<watashi-wa>try incest instead\n<watashi-wa>it's only relatively boring :p
bash.org #393563:\n \n<JoeDawson> "Tour De France Winner Lance Armstrong was stripped of his title after 3 substances banned by the french were found in his hotel room"\n<KloA> haha\n<JoeDawson> The three banned substances... Deoderant, Toothepaste, and soap.\n<JoeDawson> *rimshot*\n<JoeDawson> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\n* JoeDawson TEH FUNNAY
bash.org #393574:\n \n[sides] the other day my aunt and cousins were over my house for the night and them and my family were in the living room\n[sides] some how we started talking about pamela anderson. my sister was like "well it's not like she's in porn or anything"\n[sides] and they were all arguing over if she's in porn or not.\n[sides] I wasn't really paying attention because I was trying to fix my dad's computer, which is in the same room. but I heard them talking about porn so I listened up\n[sides] and when my sister said "no she's never been in a real porn or anything"\n[sides] I spoke up and said "oh yes she has!"\n[sides] everyone looks at me funny and I hadn't realized what I did wrong yet and my dad's like "how do you know that?"\n[sides] so I just got up and went upstairs.
bash.org #393623:\n \n<[foreel]Torisutamu> Warning!\n<[foreel]LagginTimes> Warning: The following commercial may not be suited for young children.\n<[foreel]LagginTimes> Tired of watching college girls run around like morons and take off their clothes?\n<[foreel]LagginTimes> Of course you're not!\n<[foreel]Torisutamu> Tired of those same old girls at those same beaches? We thought not!\n<[foreel]Torisutamu> Fucker beat me to it
bash.org #393641:\n \nisotec: so my dad decides to be nice and put a chocolate on top of my LCD monitor (its one of thoes ones with booze in it\nisotec: so i come by l8r and im like cool\nisotec: i pick it up as as i do so it starts to drip on the top of the monitor and some booze leaks out\nisotec: im thinking well that was totaly smart dad now i have whisky or somthing and chocolate oozing around up there\nisotec: but im like hey cant let that chocolate go to waste\nisotec: i start to lick up the tasty mess and when im in mid lick my dad walks in and is like "Jesus son, i know you many like your computer but this is just rediculous!"
bash.org #393703:\n \n<EvolvEarth> /nickserv identify iloveanal\n<EvolvEarth> FUCK\n<kupo> How did you know my password?!
bash.org #393802:\n \n<_blackcat> in the bash how do I get it so that it will show the all the dirs in a different color?\n<octalpuss> i believe that's the --gay option
bash.org #393812:\n \n<tegu> WANNA PLAY IRC TIC TAC TOE?\n<tegu> 1 2 3\n<slip> K\n<tegu> 4 5 6\n<tegu> 7\n<tegu> erm\n<slip> LOL\n<tegu> 1 2 3\n<tegu> 4 5 6\n<tegu> 7 8 9\n<tegu> you go first\n<slip> 1\n<tegu> 5\n<tegu> UR TURN\n<slip> 4\n<tegu> 7\n<slip> 3\n<tegu> 2\n<slip> 9\n<tegu> 8 gg\n<slip> gg
bash.org #393869:\n \n<imanz>	sorry about my server il get it up\n*	absynthe wonders where she's heard THAT before...
bash.org #393904:\n \n<D1> ugh\n<D1> they put me on lithium!\n<sorbix> did they perscribe you batteries\n<D1> not yet.\n<D1> but who knows what they'll give me next time.
bash.org #394101:\n \n<Nique> *eyes spam* 'Supersize your penis.' Does that come with fries?\n<kymscrazy> I want a chocolate shake with mine.\n<Foenix> I just want no lettuce.\n* GeekRyuu (Ryuu@12.5.124.207) has joined #subcafe\n<GeekRyuu> Hi!\n<GeekRyuu> How is every little thing?\n<Foenix> We were just talking about supersizing them.
bash.org #394279:\n \n(long conversation about a problem goes here)\n<Yttak> So, what you want me to do now ? It still doesnt work !!!\n<TheMTZ> ok - i got the ultimate solution for you now - it will solve it 100 pct.\n<Yttak> Cool, tell me !\n<TheMTZ> Unplug all the cords, put the PC back into the box and bring it back to where you bought it.\n<Yttak> You mean its broken ? What should i tell them when they ask ?\n<TheMTZ> Tell them you are too god damn stupid to own a computer and get the money back.\n* Quits: Yttak (Yttak@xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)
bash.org #394302:\n \nRoss81: my fingers smell like pussy for some reason\nBattlepoet: uh\nRoss81: I wonder if mcdonalds has added different spices to their friends and mcnuggets\nBattlepoet: o.0\nRoss81: fries rather\nBattlepoet: good thing I've got wendy's coming instead
bash.org #394480:\n \n<@NeoMinder> Hey cloud! Get off my you!\n<nightrunner> You ate paint chips as a kid, didn't you?\n<@NeoMinder> you mean wall candy?
bash.org #394892:\n \n* Quits: FuTar0 (Quit: and /part were sitting in a tree and /part fell off, who was left?)
bash.org #394935:\n \n<ThaNoise> you know i saw something funny last night. an asian guy wearing a jerry rice jersey. was it wrong of me to laugh at an asian persion with "RICE" printed on the back of his shirt?
bash.org #395195:\n \n<_dk-> I just grabbed a couple pretzels and sat down at the computer... I bit in to one and realized that not only was it stale, but I wasn't really all that hungry to begin with. But I was too lazy to get up and toss them in the trash, so I ate them anyway... I wonder just how many of the Seven Deadly Sins that qualifies me for...
bash.org #395262:\n \nkrlgol2: Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation.
bash.org #395507:\n \n<chewy> has anybody an idea where to get torrents of german simpsons episodes?\n<Whacko> germany
bash.org #395527:\n \n<Revolution_Man> I want to be launched out of my coffin at my funeral. \n<RandomMan> hahah\n<Inferno> Liar.\n<Revolution_Man> With a tape recording attached to the body saying "I'M STILL ALIVE, CATCH ME!"
bash.org #395528:\n \n(@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED\n(@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN\n(@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED\n(@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu\n?? quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) (~ssmith@SirScoots.user.gamesnet) (Read error: EOF from client)
bash.org #395577:\n \nIridium24: well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number so we'll see\nDogmaticLaw99: lol\nDogmaticLaw99: see what she looks like when youre sober\nIridium24: i was DD friday night\nDogmaticLaw99: ahh\nIridium24: but i totally know what you mean\nIridium24: a year ago feb when i had just turned 21\nIridium24: omg i dont know what the fuck i was thinking\nIridium24: she had this GIANT birth mark across her face\nDogmaticLaw99: lol\nIridium24: i didnt notice until i called her up the next day and i picked her up for a date\nIridium24: i almost went "holy shit what happened to your face!"\nIridium24: and then i saw some pictures and she has clearly had it all her life\nIridium24: i was like omg, how many drinks did i have last night!\nDogmaticLaw99: thats sad bro\nIridium24: In conclusion i go to dance clubs sober now
bash.org #395596:\n \n<Beta> WTF is an Acronym ?\n<Zethy> yes it is...
bash.org #395602:\n \n<Kingsford> who is Psytrox?\n<Turori> rejis's date\n<Kingsford> an IRC date?\n<Cockbill_Street> right\n<Kingsford> you guys should go to #movies\n<Kingsford> and then, out to #dinner\n<Kingsford> and later, #backseatofthecar\n<Rejistania> Are you implying that I should get a life?\n<Cockbill_Street> you've found that out on your own. ;)
bash.org #395607:\n \nDaLady Firestorm: and drinking my tea\nLaketh 69: teabag?\nDaLady Firestorm: I like tea\nDaLady Firestorm: and yes, there is a tea bag in my drink right now\nLaketh 69: lol\nDaLady Firestorm: why do you ask\nLaketh 69: .......\nLaketh 69: teabag ;(\nDaLady Firestorm: do I want to know\nDaLady Firestorm: what's the fixation with teabag\nLaketh 69: is when you stick your balls into a girls mouth\nDaLady Firestorm: did you have a pet tebag...\nDaLady Firestorm: ...ah...\nDaLady Firestorm: okay, that explains it\nDaLady Firestorm: ew...\nLaketh 69: duh\nLaketh 69: and u like teabags\nDaLady Firestorm: I like tea\nDaLady Firestorm: not the bags\nDaLady Firestorm: or sacs\nDaLady Firestorm: or whatever\nLaketh 69: the bags make the tea\nDaLady Firestorm: I like what comes out of the tea bags\nDaLady Firestorm: oh, wait a second
bash.org #395623:\n \n<Kanako> That's right kids. Unlike most of the Linux solutions out there, Cinelerra requires no emulation of proprietary operating systems, no commercial add-ons, no banner advertizements, no corporate dependancies, no terrorists, just pure, raw, hot blooded Linux boxes.\n<Kanako> ^--- It does, however, require walking through hell, fighting Satan himself, and saving the princess in the other room.\n<Neo1337> Just to find out the princess is in another castle...
bash.org #395624:\n \n<mowgli> Nicolai why are your faces allways backwards?\n<Nicolai> what? ._o\n<Mertek> He's european. It seems like everyone I've ever met from Europe has used backwards smileys.\n<Mertek> There's no other way to do D: though.\n<mowgli> : D\n<Spazmo> :D != D:\n<Spazmo> I got laid :D She had herpes D:
bash.org #395631:\n \nomg omg wtf n00b: y'know what's hilarious?\nomg omg wtf n00b: when people boast about what they do on the internet\nomg omg wtf n00b: "omg im so drunk right now i had like 20 captain morgans"\nomg omg wtf n00b: and "omg im gonna get laid tonight its gonna be amazing"\nAmericandude23: yeah.  thats why i dont use irc.
bash.org #395648:\n \nIAmOsomo4000: now who is stupid or non intellegeint now
bash.org #395652:\n \nDClick: I don't want your goddamn penis pills! I don't even have a penis!
bash.org #395656:\n \n* nickname has joined #mp3friendschat\n<nickname>  word\n<+bobbbit10>  excel?\n<+Davman>  rofl
bash.org #395657:\n \n<Syberia> FUCK i'm dead\n<Syberia> i was flirting with this 15 y/o chick i met on halo\n<Syberia> she went to use the little girls' room\n<Syberia> her 11 y/o sis walked in and saw what she was doing\n<Syberia> got her mom, who read the whole MSN convo\n<Syberia> she starts talking to me, telling me her daughter's only 12\n<Syberia> you'd think she'd get pissed at her daughter but no, now someone's mom who i don't even know in ohio now knows my phone # and thinks i'm a pedophile\n<SirChris> dude, chicks don't play halo
bash.org #395661:\n \n<Sheena> me = ho\n<Sheena> t\n<Sheena> OMg...worse typo ever
bash.org #395664:\n \n<Spydie> ive been playing games too much, when i close my eyes i see gun fights \n<NuGgEt\|mIRC> i see naked men
bash.org #395670:\n \n<FrozenBeefLog>	hey lets all make sexual symbols\n<Slicey>	8==e\n<FrozenBeefLog>	8======*\n<FrozenBeefLog>	hah mines bigger\n<Slicey>	yours has an exploded end
bash.org #395677:\n \n<InuYasha> I have no friends\n<InuYasha> FINE\n<InuYasha> SCREW YOU GUYS\n<-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?)\n<Urch> I give him a minute\n<Urch> 3\n<Urch> 2\n<Urch> 1\n\n--> InuYasha (thegreg@dm-33299.kc.rr.com) has joined #bobandgeorge\n<InuYasha> I forgot my wallet\n* InuYasha grabs it\n<-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?)
bash.org #395683:\n \nTransCanadaTrail: they keep refering to this asl character\nJ: dont make me reach through the computer and slap you >_<
bash.org #395803:\n \n<weasel> she likes it when you touch her feet\n<Zoidy> Im not touching no ones feet\n<Zoidy> only my own\n* jessica is now known as my_own\n<my_own> touch me baby\n<my_own> oooh yeah....
bash.org #395843:\n \n<Saiyanfire> THINK ABOUT IT\n<Saiyanfire> NORMAL PPL DONT GET OFF TO TOON FU*KING\n<Nexus> u might be right......i'll stick to dragons...\n<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> WE'RE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE\n<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> now where did that horse go...
bash.org #395849:\n \nfreezingplanet85: How long Is your robo wang?\nSmarterChild: Very long.\nfreezingplanet85: Stupid bot.
bash.org #395859:\n \n<KTP> If I ever get a hot girl pregnant I'm going to hit her stomach with a shovel\n<KTP> And just start yelling "NO! BAD HOT GIRL!"\n<KTP> Because thats how you have to treat them\n<KTP> Or else they won't learn\n<ib> That's cruel.  Isn't it bad enough that she's blind?
bash.org #395862:\n \n<%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA in gold\n<@\|\|bass> it was tied this morning\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> well still\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> china is beating USA\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> oh and USA lost in basketball\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> to lithuania\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> what the hell is lithuania\n<@\|\|bass> dude\n<@\|\|bass> dont sweat it\n<@\|\|bass> the olympics isnt over\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> dont sweat it? USA lost in basketball.\n<%japaneseschoolgirl> to LITHUANIA
bash.org #395867:\n \n<Stryst> DSP-: You're an idiot, aren't you?\n<DSP-> Stryst: only on days that end with a "y"\n<Stryst> DSP-: In your world all days must end in 'y'.\n<Stryst> Go away moron.
bash.org #395868:\n \n<Navi> My mother (to brother): "If get fat enough, you can't see your weenee."\n<Navi> My brother (age 8): "BUT I CAN MAKE IT BIG!"\n<Navi> I lost all hope, right there.
bash.org #395881:\n \n<WhiteHowler> When did the Swedes get so good at Track and Field?\n<Cubby[history]> When someone put a keg at the end of their lane.
bash.org #395906:\n \n<^Syke^> MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE\n<^Syke^> :'(\n<nelixx> dude\n<nelixx> do it on webcam
bash.org #395908:\n \nElinstar: Have you ever really thought about a male lifeguard?\nElinstar: Think about a hot muscular guy just TEARING YOUR SHIRT OFF in your time of need and pressing down on your chest with his hot muscular arms and forcing his tongue down your throat and blowing HIS AIR into YOUR LUNGS as he massages your chest.\nElinstar: Not that I'm gay or anything but thats basically what you're getting.\nCentimetro: Wtf
bash.org #395913:\n \n<bill> Last time christ went to church, they killed him. What makes you think he wants to return?
bash.org #395925:\n \naznsmilingirl: if u had an accent, what would it be?\nAgentScrewball: russian\nAgentScrewball: because then i'd sound pissed no matter what i say
bash.org #395969:\n \n[Spetsnaz] My uncle taught me at age 9 how to strip and reassemble a 9mm Makarov pistol blindfolded.  God did that infuriate my mother.
bash.org #395988:\n \n<kenlay> Roses are #FF0000 \n<kenlay> Violets are #0000FF\n<kenlay> 01101001001000000110011001110101011000110110101101100101011001000010000001111001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010000110100001010011000010110111001100100001000000110111001101111011101110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101110101\n<kenlay> Nerd poetry.
bash.org #396022:\n \n<JohnPnP> Hey, porn is good. SEX CAN WAIt, MASTURBATE.\n<JohnPnP> Abstinance is in the palm of your hand.
bash.org #396057:\n \n<Phre0n-Burn> I finally find out why i tear up during sex...\n<Phre0n-Burn> Its the mace...
bash.org #396127:\n \n<frenetic> guys how much would 200 mhz usually cost at a store\n<frenetic> I am trying to upgrade my 800mhz to 1ghz
bash.org #396157:\n \nSmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters   \nTicker  Price  Change  Percent  Volume  \n1  :-) B    26.50  +0.22   +0.84    18300\n2  :-( A    22.15  -0.05   -0.23    747600\n3  :-) S    38.50  +0.07   +0.18    688700\n4  :-) T    14.45  +0.15   +1.05    930700\n5  :-( A    22.15  -0.05   -0.23    747600\n6  :-) R    43.55  +0.05   +0.11    157700\n7  :-) D    64.77  +0.07   +0.11    342600
bash.org #396212:\n \n<Crono> If life were a video game, level 1 would be France.
bash.org #396287:\n \n<kennykiller> drombie, you need to up your social skills\n<drombie> Clarify\n<kennykiller> just because someone says they think youre funny doesnt mean they want to have sex with you :P\n<TheMster> SO THATS WHY I GOT ARRESTED
bash.org #396394:\n \nShoMonkayHe: Guess what \nMaxx Stepper: you lost our virginity? \nMaxx Stepper: your*
bash.org #396417:\n \n<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself\n<ronnie> bah wrong window damnit\n<ronnie> ignore that
bash.org #396455:\n \n<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass.. \n<@Amon> x.x It hurts \n<@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor spider?
bash.org #396517:\n \n<Cereal_Killer> Dude you may have been pissed, buy thats no reason to knock your sister up.\n<Joeytgstk> You're just jealous because you're an only child
bash.org #396566:\n \n<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?\n<V.A.> karma? yeah \n<tiger_YAMATO> really?\n<V.A.> totally\n<V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not.\n<tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...\nV.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday).
bash.org #396663:\n \ntayla: lol, who's that pic of?\ngrrowl: mysql\ngrrowl: myself*
bash.org #396678:\n \n<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer\n<freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red gummybear\n<Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?\n<freud> no clue\n<Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
bash.org #396917:\n \n<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13 year old at the party\n<Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about\n<Joe_McCormick> >_<\n<Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?\n<Joe_McCormick> :P\n<laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?\n<Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.\n<Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?\n<Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.\n<Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male\n* Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
bash.org #396994:\n \n<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU\n<chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
bash.org #397002:\n \n<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a flipping win32 exe ????\n<reaper> splat1: ahahaha!\n<reaper> pull out vmware!\n<splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!
bash.org #397005:\n \nWhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337 (1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)
bash.org #397066:\n \n<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better than all of you.\n<Lich> *just\n<Lich> Shut up.
bash.org #397110:\n \n<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty\n<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus
bash.org #397130:\n \n<chikA> wanna cyber\n<22hgsinnet> k one sec\n*22hgsinnet puts on gloves\n<chikA> wtf?\n<22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we
bash.org #397151:\n \n<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute.\n<psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a lot lighter after getting one.
bash.org #397370:\n \nslackerdann: hahahaha\nslackerdann: my sister is so dumb\nslackerdann: she got pissed off at me\nslackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for the laptop\nslackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know"\nslackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"
bash.org #397427:\n \n<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet.\n<Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out.\n<Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash.\n<Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower.\n<Wiggles> How is this person still alive?\n<Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
bash.org #397444:\n \n<andy> i will commit suicide or die trying
bash.org #397480:\n \n* DarkDraconis is the enema. o.o\n<DarkDraconis> Err, enemy. c.c
bash.org #397491:\n \nBUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention\nsKratch: pony it\nBUMKEI: yea\nBUMKEI: assassinate bush\nsKratch: fbi gonna get you\nBUMKEI: naw\nBUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels
bash.org #397568:\n \n* Devil steals The_Pope's hat\n<The_Pope> give it back bitch.\n<Devil> wheee\n<The_Pope> Wanna go?
bash.org #397655:\n \njohnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free music?\nmannyfresh2 : the internet.
bash.org #397658:\n \n<avalon> can I touch you now?\n<Nala> I still don't know you\n\n-!- avalon is now known as dad\n<dad> how about now?
bash.org #397664:\n \n<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time\n<@cky> lol\n<@cky> Garick pm'ed me\n<@cky> <Garick> at the same time
bash.org #397681:\n \n<Dorfl> I'm not Canadian, I'm just drunk.
bash.org #397704:\n \nlemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.\nlemonlimeskull: Right on my back\nlemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have\nlemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.
bash.org #397707:\n \n<Azr> fuck you im cerfectly poherent
bash.org #398019:\n \n<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna\n<Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that
bash.org #398160:\n \n<DMod>	meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice\n<Fatal>	watching it twice ruins the ending\n<Thorshammer>	haha\n<Thorshammer>	omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
bash.org #398161:\n \nJBroder873: here's a mindjob\nJBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?\nKey of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time\nKey of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.\nJBroder873: ...damn.\nKey of Love II: and kills a puppy.\nJBroder873: ...awww.
bash.org #398164:\n \n<RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her.\n<RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said
bash.org #398205:\n \nEric: make me\nJon: your parents already made that mistake ;)
bash.org #398219:\n \n<b0b> i can impregnate from 10 meters\n* felix takes a step back
bash.org #398224:\n \n<[BU]RaptoR`> I'd like to travel back to the year 1337 and point and laugh at everything
bash.org #398362:\n \nAngryGackt: hey\nKagato: yo\nAngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?\nKagato: ..nikki....\nKagato: you just like..\nKagato: scared me... so bad...\nKagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you hear that Lindze's dead?"\nAngryGackt: OH\nKagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.\nAngryGackt: NO\nAngryGackt: gahhhh\nKagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I reread it.\nAngryGackt: jeeeeessus\nKagato: ........>_<\nAngryGackt: *flails*\nKagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::\nAngryGackt: He's dead.\nKagato: ........
bash.org #398433:\n \n<arkaneknight> I think my sister went to bed\n<arkaneknight> brb\n<Sio> Ew.
bash.org #398708:\n \nYou6Know: oh my gah .. everytime i pee in the pool tho im scared it turns purple like that episode of Pete & Pete
bash.org #398712:\n \n<Xal> how come people from foreign countries find it apt to use every single fucking smiley on msn?\n<Puck> XD\n<Puck> Because, Xaleth\n<Puck> They find it so amusing :O\n<Xal> "My father just beat me with a stick (h):D\n<Puck> o_o\n<Xal> Today, I got a hysterectimony. 8D :> :\|\n<Selene> XD XD\n<Covered> xD
bash.org #398734:\n \n(Nick): Dude, It'll take me weeks to complete a movie.. I am a perfectionist.. But I like to take my sweet sweet time\n(CEM): I'm a perfectionist too\n(Deranged): mE 2
bash.org #398830:\n \n<pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea THATS reality
bash.org #398853:\n \n<Psi> pancakes!\n<Psi> :D\n<Psi> is there anyone who doesn't like them?\n<Fenris> nazis.\n<Fenris> but you can't blame them.\n<Fenris> the only reason they invaded belgium was for the waffles.\n<Fenris> those fuckers love waffles.
bash.org #398948:\n \n<MrFluffy> How do I tell which whores aren't cops?\n<Gil27> ircops?\n<Malolo> whores?\n<MrFluffy> ... irl\n<MrFluffy> you nerds\n<Malolo> irl?\n<Gil27> wtf
bash.org #398954:\n \n<@champ> anyone put garlic in their popcorn?\n<@Cruz> no\n<@Cruz> i spray butter\n<@champ> is spray butter any good?\n<@crypto> its not real butter\n<@champ> i can't believe it!
bash.org #399039:\n \n<Cruzin3434> member me fag boy \n<zaim> depends\n<Cruzin3434> you fucked my grandpa the other day\n<zaim> nah dude\n<zaim> wasn't me\n<zaim> wait\n<zaim> what day was it
bash.org #399773:\n \n<Outsyder> ok\n<Outsyder> so I was sitting in gym on friday\n<Outsyder> my friends were talking about some stupid thing\n<Outsyder> and I was stroking my leg hair\n<Outsyder> and i thought\n<Outsyder> "hey, if a supervillian had hairy legs, he wouldn't need a cat"
bash.org #399838:\n \nOriginalEmoo: haha someone lost her bronze medal for cyling cuz she failed doping test\nOriginalEmoo: god damn if i end up taking drugs to perform better i am not getting my ass kicked by 2 people who didnt
bash.org #400403:\n \n<SmilinBob> !8ball... what's wrong with my e-mail?\n<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Ask again later.\n<SmilinBob> !8ball what's wrong with my e-mail?\n<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Outlook not so good.
bash.org #400459:\n \n<Sonium> someone speak python here?\n<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS\n<lucky> SSSSS\n<Sonium> the programming language
bash.org #400576:\n \nIcedEarth156: my bro is coming over to work on the house \nand I gotta help him\nbobthefish021: oh, go....doing manly work\nIcedEarth156: actually I'll be making the lemonade
bash.org #400615:\n \n<Shuurai> i think it'd be hilarious if you went to coinstar and dumped in $1.02 worth of coins\n<Shuurai> and then they deduct like 10 cents\n<Shuurai> so you're left with coins anyway
bash.org #400668:\n \n<@Weedums> You know the rodeo?\n<@Weedums> When your doing a chick from behind then you say something to freak them out\n<@Weedums> like your sister bit me in bed last night\n<@Weedums> and she tries to get away?\n<@Weedums> And you see how long you can stay on?\n<QuickSilver> D:\n<@Weedums> Well... the best thing to say is...\n<QuickSilver> hmmmm\n<QuickSilver> ?\n<@Weedums> "I have fucking siphilis bitch"\n<QuickSilver> hahaha\n<@Weedums> But when she said\n<@Weedums> "oh I already have that"\n<@Weedums> The game changed pretty quickly.
bash.org #400730:\n \nstrangeanya: yah he's a prick...\nporter is a dick: men are such pigs\nporter is a dick: show me your tits
bash.org #400741:\n \nKazeoHin: can I lick your penis?\nSmarterChild: What if I want to lick my penis?
bash.org #400761:\n \n<NESS> sup\n<blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?\n<NESS> sorry\n<NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
bash.org #400813:\n \n<Shadowless> How can I tell if I'm circumsized or not? From everyone's descriptions, I'm assuming I am not. I think I even recall my father telling me they decided not to have it done to me because of problems that can develop. I'd ask but I'm a little too embarrassed. I'm very private with my body.\n<Shadowless> I do have quite a bit of loose skin below the glans, but it's still clearly separated when erect. When I was young though, before I was getting erections, the skin was always bunched up around the glans and I could easily slide it over. I am also extremely sensitive on the under-side of my shaft toward the top -- exactly where the skin is. I get ejaculate by just massaging this.\n<Shadowless> My sincere apologies if this was too graphic for anyone.\n<Shadowless> I'm tempted to just suck it up and use Google image search to find out.\n<Baloogan> dude, WHAT THE FUCK
bash.org #401323:\n \n<@Kouji_Minamoto> A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out."\n<orangebear289> XD\n<+Soundwave> lol\n<@kris> lol
bash.org #401445:\n \n<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer\n<Gika> ...\n<Gika> komputer...\n<Rigel[AFK]> ...\n<Larm> ...
bash.org #401556:\n \n<BlueStar> my dad used to leave the dish on the porn channels\n<BlueStar> so i'd turn it on and there'd be porn\n<BlueStar> i was always like "augh!!"\n<hotdogcore> eww\n<BlueStar> then i discovered the internet... haha.\n<hotdogcore> ta da\n<hotdogcore> !\n<BlueStar> my mom walks in as I've got like 10 windows of BME hard open\n<BlueStar> I'm usin win 98 at that time\n<hotdogcore> ahahahaha\n<BlueStar> so i try to click the desktop icon\n<BlueStar> and its too slow\n<BlueStar> so i turn my computer off\n<BlueStar> she yelled at me: "you're going to get bad sectors! if you're looking at porn you dont' want me to see, turn off your monitor!"\n<BlueStar> ....I got bad sectors.\n<mal> HAHAHAHAHA \n<hotdogcore> bahaha
bash.org #401908:\n \n<reb> Girls are like rocks; you skip the flat ones.
bash.org #401970:\n \n<Aragel> goth  in this area means...mommy and daddy both work till 6pm and im home alone all day so i rebel by looking like a racoon and wandering main street claiming to have a drug problem and drinking Lattes for attention
bash.org #402026:\n \n<Keolah> whats up?\n<Zarggg> A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object.
bash.org #402160:\n \n<+Sam2> Pregnancy tests: Blue line means your pregnant, yellow socks mean you missed.
bash.org #402185:\n \n<mookster> Florida's getting fucked again... That really sucks. Good luck, man\n<litty> not to avoid or make light the seriousness of any hurricane, but saying florida gets fucked by a hurricane is damn funny.  it's like the eye of the hurricane (the vagina) is on a mission to get it on with something. and there could be no better way to fill it's gaping gash with the biggest penis in the world (florida).
bash.org #402200:\n \n<oobey> my school year is off to a great start\n<oobey> I was in the back of my physics auditorium, trying not to fall completely asleep. The professor asks a question about what method we use when doing math in science, so to pretend like I'm not falling alseep, I shout out "sig figs"\n<oobey> I then open my eyes and realize the prof is currently talking about vectors and scalars, so the question was dreamed, but the answer was not, and the entire class has come to a complete stop now\n<oobey> at this point I'm at a loss as to what to do, so I pick up my bag and walk out without saying another word
bash.org #402202:\n \n<Mr-d> How do you make love to a fat girl?\n<Graham> Slap and ride the waves?
bash.org #402212:\n \n<Ingo>I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of "Uninstall Shield"
bash.org #402230:\n \n<thedeathart>Say, If you have a username and a password for a FTP server, how do you get the address?
bash.org #402242:\n \n[fris] whats the most rebel thing you have done\n[O_o`] destroyed the death star
bash.org #402280:\n \n<random_monkey> "UPS" - that's the noise they make when they drop your parcels
bash.org #402401:\n \n<YouDeadSucka> What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?\n<YouDeadSucka> Their last big hit was "The Wall"
bash.org #402726:\n \n<CookieMan> from slashdot: "InternetNews.com has a report of a new Internet2 land-speed record: '859 gigabytes of data in less than 17 minutes.' InternetNews goes on to say, 'This record speed of 6.63Gbps is equivalent to transferring a full-length DVD movie in four seconds.'"\n<CookieMan> and i thought 56k was slow...\n<@RuneB> CookieMan: "and that great disturbance you just felt was a million RIAA and MPAA executives screaming out in terror all at once, and then nothing."
bash.org #402739:\n \n<mrlogic> you know, for a moment I misread this headline: "Bush and Kerry Hit Road, Trade Blows on Jobs"\n<lordandrei> And yet, they still oppose Gay Marriage \n<mrlogic> imagine
bash.org #402959:\n \nHyp3rHax0r: they say office romances never work out\nHyp3rHax0r: they're probably right\nHyp3rHax0r: what kind of weirdo falls in love with an office?
bash.org #403219:\n \n<skycreatoR> hehe awesome\n<skycreatoR> today at my job (i work in a cinema) we had the premiere on shrek 2\n<skycreatoR> and because of the ocation, green popcorn\n<skycreatoR> then some little girl came over to my booth and asked why the popcorns were green\n<skycreatoR> i said it was because we put mashed shrek down in the popcorn machine\n<skycreatoR> then she began crying and ran away
bash.org #403269:\n \n<chiptuned> I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a boner on my underwear
bash.org #403295:\n \n<fatmanippo> i watch hentai for the story\n<fatmanippo> hentais are hilarious\n<KingTaco> a samurai who sucks at everything but sex goes on a quest to have sex with sex ninjas so he can gain treasure for his clan XD\n<KingTaco> ingenious plotline XD\n<Konis> ... "sex ninjas"\n<Pruin> my my, this world certainly lacks sex ninjas\n<StormGrass> imagine how it'd be like if we DID have any...mm\n\n<Pruin> any hot chicks here wanna dress up like a ninja and fuck my (and/or others) brains out?\n* StormGrass nearly grows a stiffy\n<airwaffle> if sexual frustration was harnessable energy, this channel could power the US
bash.org #403374:\n \n<GC> do you have any idea how hard it is killing flies on your screen when its a touchscreen!? you have to wait till they walk off a button\n<Mfling> rofl\n<mx> heh\n<GC> i swear they have started to get wise and just sit around on the close buttons of all my apps!
bash.org #403378:\n \n<Darkening> something doesn't feel right on my system now i just upgraded my nivida drivers\n<Borgs8472> do you sense a disturbance in the force?\n<Borgs8472> "theses aren't the driver's you're looking for"\n<Darkening> ^geek
bash.org #404099:\n \n<russki> still reading bash?\n<Zaichik> Yeah... :(\n<Zaichik> I got myself off reading webcomics, I can get myself off reading this!\n<Zaichik> That sounded SO wrong.
bash.org #404244:\n \n* XeniX has the bestest most gorgeous g/f in the world\n<Toughie> lol\n<Toughie> thanks BF\n<Steppenwolf> Toughie and XeniX, sitting in a tree\n<Toughie> i-r-c-i-n-g
bash.org #404336:\n \nleafhound> i find it humorous as fuck that what is babyfat on girls is on guys...a beergut\nmo0nChiLd> nah, its a fuel tank for a sex machine
bash.org #404361:\n \n<Colorblind_18f> if u did find out u had children how would u feel?\n<Cocknocker> sorry for myself
bash.org #405221:\n \n<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert\n<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?\n<T-Wolf> ya, why man?\n<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?\n<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
bash.org #405498:\n \n<Nefesis> I did stop smoking weed\n<Nefesis> I need my brain 24/24
bash.org #405617:\n \nHyp3rHax0r: haha, I feel stupid now\nHyp3rHax0r: I went and installed this really powerful GBA developer kit, 208MB, and I figured I'd do all sorts of crazy C stuff\nHyp3rHax0r: now I can't find the EXE to start it.
bash.org #406167:\n \n<Chobes> You there, Mr. Mercman2000?\n<Mercman2000> I'm talking with a chick.  Piss off.\n<Chobes> Text recognition AI has gotten so advanced.\n<Mercman2000> This is ME.  Mercman2000 you little Chobesey fuck.  I am talking with a chick, this is the first non-postal related female contact I have gotten in for fucking never, so I don't care if your pubes are on fire and you need tech spit to douse the flames, whatever it is, IT CAN FUCKING WAIT.\n<Trunks> o.o\n<Chobes> omj poynt taken
bash.org #406366:\n \nCap'n Steve: I have no girlfriend, no money, I live at home and work at Taco Bell, but my domains don't expire until 2014 and DAMN IT FEELS GOOD!
bash.org #406373:\n \n<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
bash.org #406381:\n \n<Axe> I\n<Axe> do\n<Axe> not\n<Axe> know\n<Axe> where\n<Axe> family\n<Axe> doctors\n<Axe> acquired\n<Axe> illegibly\n<Axe> perplexing\n<Axe> handwriting;\n<Axe> nevertheless,\n<Axe> extraordinary\n<Axe> pharmaceutical\n<Axe> intellectuality,\n<Axe> counterbalancing\n<Axe> indecipherability,\n<Axe> transcendentalizes\n<Axe> intercommunications'\n<Axe> incomprehensibleness.\n<JediHobbes> woah\n<JediHobbes> *blinks*
bash.org #408273:\n \n< pillBOX_w> "You can just grab both sides and twist - as you might twist a squirrel - and then eat the halves over the sink wildly while the juice runs down your arm." -- Tycho, on eating nectarines\n< pillBOX_w> How would one go about twisting a squirrel?\n< jer> pillBOX_w, one hand on body, one hand on head, move in opposite directions\n< pillBOX_w> jer: I see you've lived in Arkansas before, or at least watched a show about their cuisine?
bash.org #408285:\n \n<Javin> *I* could put together a flash site that quotes 1000 imaginary people saying they saw a giant space monkey come and throw flammable poo at the pentagon.  Doesn't make it true.
bash.org #408386:\n \nThe wolf catches Red Riding Hood and rapes her violently.\nAfter he's done, Red Riding Hood threatens him, "I'm gonna go to the police and tell them that you violetntly raped me four times!!"\nThe wolf looks at her puzzled and says, "What do you mean FOUR times?"\nRed Riding just looks at him and replies, "Well, we've still got time"
bash.org #408550:\n \n<BunnyMan730> So in my massive driving fit yesterday, I went into a Smiths up in north ogden to get a drink and a snack, I saw the pharmisit thingy and decided to walk up to it and ask for some condoms... The guy there said "Sure... What are you going to use them for?"...\n<keucu> ..............\n<keucu> What the Hell.
bash.org #408590:\n \nBillyLove:  Half awake, some of my large mammal friends and I are sitting around playing Scatergories at around 1 AM. \nBillyLove:  Then out of noware we get the subject "Things you've never tasted" and the letter C... BillyLove:  We thaught that was bad till be got the letter N and the fallowing subjects: "Things that are black," "Things you save up to buy," "Tools," and "Things your afraid of." \nBillLove:  Right before we got the letter H and "People who work at night", we got W and "Female athletes", then someone yells out "WHO CARES?" That's the last time we play that late. \nBufford:  I think our game of Apples to Apples was worse. The word was "spicy" and someone played the card that said "JFK Assassination."
bash.org #408649:\n \n(Chimerasame): I HAVE COMBINED TWO JAPANESE WORDS TO CREATE A MASTERPIECE OF HORRIFYING PROPORTIONS\n(Chimerasame): seppukakke.
bash.org #408882:\n \n<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating\n<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened\n<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the table"\n<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..."\n<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha\n<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time\n<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting.
bash.org #408891:\n \nReynir > Have you ever tried prostituation?\nReynir > it's not like sex at all. more like multiplayer masturbation
bash.org #408913:\n \n(ComradOtter) "A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation..."
bash.org #408949:\n \n<Ghozt> So I was brushing my teeth and had to go to the bathroom, so I walked into the bathroom to take a #1 while brushing my teeth. I get my thing out and all the sudden my left hand starts jerking off my dick. I'm like, wtf!? Turns out I just had one of those "pat your head while rubbing your stomach" moments.
bash.org #408950:\n \n[eddo] What's the job application to Hooters?\n[eddo] They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out?
bash.org #408951:\n \n<ExT> Can you spell *CENCUR*\n<ExT> Or was it... SENSUR?\n<Clownie> not any more\n<ExT> maybe SENZUR?\n<ExT> ZENCUR?\n<ExT> Allright then\n<Lebowske> lol\n<Clownie> I'll just pick letters from a scrabble bag, I have more chance of being right than you
bash.org #408973:\n \n<FoXeh> The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass\n<FoXeh> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.\n<FoXeh> Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.\n<FoXeh> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.\n<FoXeh> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.\n<FoXeh> Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.\n<FoXeh> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
bash.org #409151:\n \n<rolo> alright, someone pls explain to me what the fuck "it" is in the phrase "keep it real"\n<draco> yeah, and how/why does it become fake?\n<thrgy> and why the fuck is everyone its keeper?!?!?!\n* traxor has quit IRC (Quit: it has failed to be kept real in here)
bash.org #409223:\n \n<Apocalypse> So I was at work and decided to entertain myself, everyone else went out to lunch and I was by myself\n<Apocalypse> Pron was 1st on the list, so I start surfing the internet, following links to various sites, and after 5 minutes or so I decided to stop\n<Apocalypse> By then I had 30 or so screens opened up, all maximised, and while I'm closing them one by one (admiring the pics one last time) I hear a door open nearby and turn around to look, and I kept clicking\n<Apocalypse> Unfortunately, my mouse must have moved a little, because when I turned back I realised I was clicking on the "print" button instead, over and over and over :/\n<Apocalypse> And to make things worse, things get printed downstairs in a special room, then get brought up to us to make things more conveniant\n<Apocalypse> In brief, in 10 minutes time I have to see the boss and explain why I decided to print out 10 or so full page pictures of two girls fingering each other on the floor :(
bash.org #409361:\n \n<Vartia> whats up Xery?\n<Xerion> just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)
bash.org #409549:\n \n[Talrin] (OOC), "When you beat me in hand to hand combat..."\n[Axel] (OOC), "*challenges Talrin to Rock, Paper, Scissors*"\n[Cordt] (OOC), "Hand to hand."\n[Cordt] (OOC), "He's got a point."\n[Talrin] (OOC), "Okay..."\n[Talrin] (OOC), "...1...2...3...ROCK!"\n[Axel] (OOC), "1...2...3...NATURAL TWENTY!"\n[Talrin] (OOC), "..."
bash.org #410657:\n \nKelBell853: im 4'12'' 82 pounds, hazel eyes, brown hair blond highlights, medium length hair \ni am KTIK: 4'12"? \nKelBell853: yeah 4 feet 12 inches \ni am KTIK: I hope you're kidding. \nKelBell853: im dead serious \ni am KTIK: How many inches are in a foot? \nKelBell853: 12 \ni am KTIK: Put two and two together... \nKelBell853: opps yeah im 5 foot
bash.org #410847:\n \nnordic24sweet: Statistically speaking, the job of pizza delivery driver is a more dangerous job than that of fire fighting.\nwastedVegas: that makes sense. A friend of mine who was a pizza dilivery guy was once offered a blow job by a guy he delivered a pizza to. That shit doesn't happen to Firefighters
bash.org #411155:\n \n<Twins> I watched a vesectomy reversal last night\n<Fullauto> eeeh\n<Fullauto> I hate nose surgery\n<Fullauto> it's soooo sick\n<Twins> D:\n<Twins> Vasectomy = genital surgery D:\n* Fullauto runs back to modelling
bash.org #411654:\n \n<SoulFlayer> i have read every single quote on bash.org\n<VDJ> you know, thats kinda like saying i have memorized the windows 95 source code
bash.org #411986:\n \n<Arkangel> hey, bork\n<[TMBJ]Bork_Tanbey> hi ark\n<DCz_power> hey borg\n<DCz_power> er\n<DCz_power> Bork\n<Arkangel> haha\n<Arkangel> they should make Borg porno\n<Arkangel> and the catch phrase is "RESISTANCE IS FERTILE"\n<[TMBJ]Bork_Tanbey> YOU WILL BE INSEMINATED. RESISTANCE IS FERTILE.
bash.org #412106:\n \n<brently> i want a girl\n<enigmiac> me too\n<brently> a good girl\n<enigmiac> we'll see\n<brently> a partner\n<enigmiac> good girls are hard to fuck\n<enigmiac> er,\n<enigmiac> find FIND!\n<enigmiac> I MEANT TO SAY FIND\n<brently> mmhmm
bash.org #412119:\n \n* Hugahay is like a deer in headlights\n<Entrak> Stupid enough to see it coming?
bash.org #412122:\n \n<Tscully> Gimme a C!\n<Lich> C!\n<MikeB> C\n<A_Flayer> C!!\n<Tscully> Gimme a H!\n<Lich> H!\n<MikeB> H\n<A_Flayer> H!\n<Tscully> Gimme a EESE!\n<Lich> EESE...\n<MikeB> EESE!\n<A_Flayer> EESE\n<Tscully> Gimme a CAKE!\n<Lich> CAKE!\n<MikeB> CAKE\n<A_Flayer> CAKE!!\n*Tscully runs off with the three cakes\n<Tscully> Suckers.
bash.org #412140:\n \n* Therapist is now known as TheRapist\n<Zvorg> ...\n<JebusCrip> ...\n<Stateobv> dotdotdot\n<TheRapist> What? I like capitalizing random letters..
bash.org #412146:\n \nVerusMaya: my business card :-P\nVerusMaya: I have 75 or so business cards printed\nVerusMaya: 50 going out with flyers around neighborhood\nPooMaster451: gheeey\nVerusMaya: pssh\nPooMaster451: you should sell lemonade too\nVerusMaya: haha\nPooMaster451: 25 cents a glass\nPooMaster451: on the street corner\nPooMaster451: like THE WHORE YOU ARE\nVerusMaya: o_O
bash.org #412159:\n \nmarksydneyshaw: I haven't been at school since 1981\nChristianOtte87: No, you're old.\nmarksydneyshaw: Yes I was19 then!\nChristianOtte87: Damn.\nmarksydneyshaw: But I'm really just a big kid, as Legion said, who still reads comics!\nChristianOtte87: No, you're pretty much an old guy living in denial.
bash.org #412232:\n \n<Lalavava> Load this room with 1000 bananas and what do you get\n<K19> Banana netsplit
bash.org #412241:\n \n<Elysium> I think I need to watch some porn for luck\n<gNaRKiLL> doesnt work\n<gNaRKiLL> id be the luckiest fucker alive\n<gNaRKiLL> id shit leprachauns
bash.org #412248:\n \n<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
bash.org #412362:\n \n<Pyrol> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest look....
bash.org #412376:\n \n<CommanderStab> Lee (Bleeding) had this cool-sounding lecturer once\n<CommanderStab> They were in like some biology class or whatever and the guy was like\n<CommanderStab> "Very few species partake in sex for pleasure. Can you think of some such species?"\n<CommanderStab> So everyone is like, duh, humans\n<CommanderStab> "Yes, exactly, humans! Humans are not bound by some mating pattern, they will often merely have sex just for the enjoyment of it!"\n<Kaneda> ^^\n<CommanderStab> "So, for example, if I was to ask this girl" (points to some girl in the first row) "if she would have sex with me, she would say yes"\n<Tiger-Rik> lol ^^"\n<CommanderStab> and the girl is like covering her face and everything =D\n<CommanderStab> And then the dude waits for the laughter to die down and goes\n<CommanderStab> "Of course, this is rare. Most of the time it is the GIRL who asks ME to have sex with THEM!"\n<CommanderStab> He got an ovation =D\n<Tiger-Rik> BWAHAHAHAHA
bash.org #412474:\n \n<Georgo> bah, you stupid people and your big paragraphs, I always get the gist of things by reading the first and last sentences\n<Piggah> Well Georgo, there was this one time me and your mom went out to the store. However, it ended up with my getting these sudden, primal urges. One thing led to another and needless to say I was fucking her doggy-style and that's when I yelled "Who's the Boss?," stuck my cock in her ass, and then screamed "TONY DANZA!" But in the end we only landed up buying a few vegetables and some milk.\n<Georgo> god I love happy storys
bash.org #412596:\n \n<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies\n<ogregasm> a what\n<harm_> thats what i said\n<harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??\n<harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit\n<harm_> then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist\n<ogregasm> heh\n<harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"\n<harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"\n<ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman \n<harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager\n<harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo
bash.org #412858:\n \n[+tanjo]: i hate the panic after you do a wet fart , the split second where the mind considers if you've followed through or not....
bash.org #412912:\n \n* ellisImbrius (~Imbrius@rrcs-24-105-184-134.nys.biz.rr.com) has joined #maddox\n<ellisImbrius> ppl download remove tool for new worm 'i-worm.mymoon' you can download here , while im online... http://192.168.1.2:8000/\n* ellisImbrius (~Imbrius@rrcs-24-105-184-134.nys.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
bash.org #413227:\n \n<nntndgrl> wanna cyber?\n<nntndgrl> what do you have on right now?\n<ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?
bash.org #413240:\n \n<clem> I know why I'm single\n<clem> there's no 0xGF
bash.org #413285:\n \n<Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped the cross?\n<@James> uh oh\n<Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna throw you outta the parade."\n*** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not funny)
bash.org #413762:\n \n<zhevinakeer> I'm 3/4ths polish, 1/4th italian.  I can cook, I can eat, and I DAMN well know how to put a screen door on a submarine.
bash.org #414334:\n \nmygoth2000: so..how long does it take you to get over a girl?\n: i dunno...depends on how big she is
bash.org #414336:\n \nTheElevatorMan: That's the joy of Linux. You scream in pain and agony the first time you do it, and then it's not so bad every time after that.\nTheElevatorMan: Geeze, it just sounded like I was describing some sex act. :P
bash.org #414341:\n \nkevin: what did you do tonight\nLucious: worked you?\nkevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed
bash.org #414344:\n \n* conundrum takes over bos's mind and makes him buy a mac OS9 machine instead,\n* conundrum also makes bos reformat and install BOB.\n<SlipperyS> M$ bob?\n<conundrum> Yes, is there any other?\n<SlipperyS> hehe wtf was that program for anyway?\n<bos> insulting your intelligence\n<SlipperyS> I thought that was what windows was for...
bash.org #414565:\n \n< CryptoCat> fucking oracle.\n< CryptoCat> rhymes with horrible\n< CryptoCat> I probably wouldnt hate it so much if Elison wasnt such a nutjob.\n< siglite> well, at least HE hates bill\n< siglite> so that's some consolation\n< CryptoCat> I dunno man\n< CryptoCat> stalin hated hitler\n< Kornchild> stalin was worse then hitler in many ways\n< CryptoCat> yeah\n< CryptoCat> hitler didnt want to buy Peoplesoft.
bash.org #414577:\n \n<+phlange> i said 'dhcp' and the tech support guy started to cry and go 'i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job'
bash.org #414581:\n \n<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p
bash.org #414589:\n \nqueenren24: i need your advice\nqueenren24: cause you're a guy and all\nMrFluffyPants26: that I am\nqueenren24: what would you, as a guy, rather have for your birthday or christmas: a video game or that axe stuff that smells SOOO good?\nMrFluffyPants26: Axe DOES smell good...\nMrFluffyPants26: what video game?\nqueenren24: rome: total war\nMrFluffyPants26: hm...\nMrFluffyPants26: probably the game\nMrFluffyPants26: but give him sexual favors too\nMrFluffyPants26: can't go wrong with that\nqueenren24: :O\nMrFluffyPants26: precisely
bash.org #414590:\n \nSoren: man, the woman next door should put a muffler on her vibrator\nSvetlana3k: wow\nSoren: it sounds like a lawnmower engine\nSoren: and I dearly hope it is not
bash.org #414591:\n \n[jbroome] mandrake 10.1 Community is available for download for the\n                 common folk now.\n[ jbroome] 'careful though, it's French\n[ admiralfrijole] damn frenchies\n[ jbroome] in installed SuSE on my network and the mandrake box\n                 surrendered\n[ admiralfrijole] sheesh...terrible\n[ jbroome] are you shitting me?  That's comedy gold right there\n[ fatstrat] ROFL!!!!!!!  love it!
bash.org #414593:\n \nDragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
bash.org #414862:\n \n<apollyon> oh i'm so happy!\n<apollyon> my girlfriend just told me she wants to dual boot!\n<Nastard> is that geek for "see other people"?
bash.org #414951:\n \n<ninevolt> I may not be Jesus but my penis gives women a religous expereience.\n<skittz> haha\n<skittz> yeah\n<skittz> it turns them into nuns
bash.org #415421:\n \n-Global- Oops.
bash.org #416089:\n \n<<p3ps1c4n>> I just killed a bee that was flying around my kitchen.\n<<sp0rkk>> omg, dude.. LOL!!\n<<sp0rkk>> this one time, i caught a bee and put it in a cup inside the freezer..\n<<sp0rkk>> and then i took it back out, and tied a string to it.. 'cause it was frozen so it wouldn't sting me..\n<<sp0rkk>> and then it thawed out and came back to life.. so i was like "whee!", walking around..\n<<sp0rkk>> and then the fucker started chasing me around, trying to sting me!\n<<p3ps1c4n>> Rofl!\n<<sp0rkk>> so i smashed it with a frozen block of bacon.\n<<p3ps1c4n>> I fear for your cat.\n<<sp0rkk>> dude, stfu.
bash.org #416165:\n \n<^head^> A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"\n<^head^> After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."\n<^head^> This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"\n<^head^> "Well," she says, "God is both black and white."\n<^head^> This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"\n<^head^> Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."\n<^head^> At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...\n<^head^> "Is Michael Jackson God?"
bash.org #416169:\n \n<Riley> Stop Rape, Say yes.
bash.org #416173:\n \n<Kathryn> y'know, its sad when you have to fake an orgasm while masturbating
bash.org #416187:\n \n<Ev> wow my roommates and i are so lazy, instead of gettting up and going to the other's room to say good night we IM each other good night that;s the Epitome of digital dependence
bash.org #416188:\n \n<tmb^work> even c64 can connect to the internet\n<tmb^work> irc + web\n<tmb^work> what do you need more?\n<garg^work> porn :D\n<triple> Porn.
bash.org #416258:\n \n<@Mord> u fucked yo momma last night shin\n<@Mord> no...i mean i did\n<@Mord> you did...\n<@Mord> i mean the one thats most instulting :/\n<+SHIN-SHIN> rofl
bash.org #416599:\n \nPaladinPrince555: today at highschool therewere these little punk ass 3 year old skater kids and they were trying to do these tricks and shit and sammi sadi LAND IT! and the little kid said SHUT UP! and i said shut up you little punk! i could kick your little ass! and he said SHUT UP then i said watch this and grinded the whole bench and they watched then the little punk said.... oh yeah? WATCH THIS! and he tried to do the same thing and he fell on his little punk ass \nBentlyCadillac: ahh\nBentlyCadillac: LMAO\nBentlyCadillac: HAHAHAHAHA\nBentlyCadillac: wait....he was 3?
bash.org #416602:\n \nFuzzyCrare: i'm in love with a video game character\nMacross86: that's sad, pathetic, and completely understandable
bash.org #416604:\n \n<y0da> if they took the porn of the internet there would only be one website left and that would be www.bringbackbacktheporn.com
bash.org #416654:\n \n(oSiRuS) I'm 19 years old and I have absolutely NO experience with women. Never had a kiss, never had a hug, never had so much as a handshake, and I have no idea why.\n(oSiRuS) I'm not a nerd. I don't have acne or glasses, I'm not fat. There's really nothing wrong with me, I just can't understand why I'm such a worthless candidate for dating.\n(@KillJoy) try walking out of the front door
bash.org #416835:\n \n(@Shockwave) Windows 3.11 calculator is broken in an amusing way.\n(@Shockwave) Put in 3.01 - 3 and it gives you 0, every time.\n(@Shockwave) Hurray for flaws in MS's basic math table\n(JIM_BOB7813) Well if you need a calculator to do that, you deserve that answer :P
bash.org #416857:\n \n<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working\n<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school\n<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working\n<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?\n<born1986> hell yes\n<born1986> it was working fine yesterday\n<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?\n<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position\n<born1986> i havent touched it since school\n<born1986> i'm growing impatient\n<born1986> ANGRY even\n<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window\n\n. . .\n\n<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!\n<born1986> FUCK!!!!!\n<Z00ass> it works?\n<born1986> no, i threw it out the window\n<Z00ass> the disk?\n<born1986> NO the whole drive\n<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*\n<Z00ass> :D\n<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK\n<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE\n<born1986> brb\n\n. . .\n\n<born1986> shit\n<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?\n<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive\n<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock\n<Z00ass> :o\n<born1986> quite HARD\n<born1986> and you know what?\n<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there\n<Z00ass> ???\n<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway\n<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag\n<Z00ass> lol\n<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE\n<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now\n\n. . .\n\n<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again\n<born1986> brb
bash.org #416874:\n \n<[Cadaver]> There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed and pushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved the world!" ^_^
bash.org #416916:\n \n<underground>	someone grabbed my ass today in physics\n<Ludvig>	that's not too bad either\n<Ludvig>	unless it was a guy\n<underground>	...i go to an all boys school
bash.org #416921:\n \n<berkley> that was wierd\n<angled-diamond> berkley: what was?\n<berkley> i walked into my friend's dorms room, and it was empty. but the computer was on, and it showed some chic getting it in the ass. so i closed the door and dropped my pants. midway into wacking off and i noticed something\n<microfform> ?\n<angled-diamond> ?\n<berkley> there were no girls...and u know whats sad?\n<angled-diamond> that you finished jerking off?\n<berkley> ...yes
bash.org #416931:\n \n<SJEZealot> You know your car is slow when it has a blue circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it.\n<Zoomzoom123> At least they circled the problem.
bash.org #416942:\n \n<MoonlightShadow> I'm exhausted and as a result of that, sick\n<BlueTicona> pms moon\n<MoonlightShadow> I do not have pms!\n<BlueTicona> no\n<BlueTicona> i mean pm's
bash.org #416966:\n \n::: Joins: STRAUSS (Simmons@Kitchener-HSE-ppp3578448.sympatico.ca)\n(STRAUSS) hey how do i change my quit message\n(@Seriph) /quit message\n(STRAUSS) ty\n::: Quits: STRAUSS (Simmons@Kitchener-HSE-ppp3578448.sympatico.ca): Quit: message\n::: Joins: STRAUSS (Simmons@Kitchener-HSE-ppp3578448.sympatico.ca)\n(STRAUSS) ban Seriph!
bash.org #416976:\n \nDarkNeo: Pedophilia is like golf, \nDarkNeo: you hit for the lowest you can\nDarkNeo: It's all good till it gets to 18, \nDarkNeo: then the fun stops.
bash.org #417076:\n \n<NightShade> hey Bamihap, lets do a singalong :D\n<NightShade> The internet is really really great\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> i got a fast connection, so i dont have to wait\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> there's always some new site\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> i browse all day and night\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> its like surfing at the speed of light\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<Bamihap> WHY DO YOU THINK THE NET WAR BORN???\n<Bamihap> PORN PORN PORN!!!!\n<herr_flick> roflol\n<NightShade> I'm glad we have this new technology\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> which gives us untold opportunity\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> from your own desktop, you can research browse and shop\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<NightShade> untill you want to stop\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN\n<Bamihap> ALL THESE GUYS UNZIP THEYR FLIES\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN PORN PORN\n<herr_flick> lmao!!!\n<Bamihap> SO GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE-CLICK\n<Bamihap> FOR PORN PORN PORN!!!!\n<NightShade> o.m.f.g. :D\n<Bamihap> sorry shade, we masturbate ;)
bash.org #417081:\n \nmojo: oh my god that was the greatest ever\nmojo: UPS guy was at my door delivering some stuff to me\nmojo: and this guy from across the street was on the sidewalk talking to him about a cell phone delivery or some nonsense\nmojo: and the UPS guy says "crazy foreigner from across the street keeps bothering me, i don't even think he has a house"\nmojo: "he probably drives a taxi because he can't get a real job"\nmojo: and i smiled at him and said "yea. nothing at all like driving a UPS truck." *SLAM*
bash.org #417089:\n \n<blanco> chicks dig ignorance\n<blanco> but only as long as do it with an accent
bash.org #417106:\n \n<janelle> i hate guys\n<PacerX> hey, people can piss me off too, but i don't write off their whole gnder\n<PacerX> that would make me a feminist
bash.org #417107:\n \n<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today\n<bemyfreak> awww, how sweet\n<PacerX> i knocked him unconcious\n<bemyfreak> WHAT
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bash.org #417147:\n \n<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship\n<[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!'
bash.org #417153:\n \n(Deranged): I wanna get a job in a candy store putting fudge into boxes.\n(Deranged): That way, when people ask what I do for a living, I can say I'm a fudge packer.
bash.org #417254:\n \n<Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold down shift and click the "#wikipedia" button up the top\n<Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it.\n<Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation\n* Parts: neilc (~neilc@61.88.101.19)\n* Parts: squash- (~squash-@051.b.005.mel.iprimus.net.au) ("Leaving")\n* Joins: squash- (~squash-@051.b.005.mel.iprimus.net.au)\n<squash-> it works on xchat too
bash.org #417265:\n \n<Dave_A> Raping Secial Ed Kids is Fucking Retarded.
bash.org #417362:\n \n<Deepsy`SilentHill4> my ex came with BitchX internally intergrated.
bash.org #417967:\n \n<@asym> I bet rob zombie would win the election if he came on TV and said "elect me or I will open the gates of hell."
bash.org #418422:\n \n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>wanna cyber?\n<shiroi>sure\n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>ok, i move close to u\n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>i start rubbin your chest and unbutton your pants\n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>..\n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>hello?\n<shiroi>hmm? oh..er. Yea cool.\n<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>u suck at this\n<shiroi>I suck? You're the one signing on to irc with your asl in your nick looking for a lovelife. You suck at life.\n<shiroi> You're probably not even a girl.\nAnGeLcAkE-14fFA has quit IRC. (Quit)\n<shiroi>Damnit, I'll never get a net gf at this rate :(
bash.org #418770:\n \nMynameisTim <Joins>\nMynameisTim:  Oh my fucking god, I was just whacking off and I have these crazy lumps on my coozer I think they are warts, anyway I'm sitting there ALMOST at climax when BOOM! one pops and coats my face with pus\nMynameisTim:  so what are you guys up to?
bash.org #418773:\n \n<sticker> Scientists have recently dicsovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain small amounts of intelligent DNA.\n<sticker> Unfortunately for a large majority of females, this is only a temporary state, as over 95% of them will SPIT IT OUT!!!\n<sticker> lmao\n<ShadowHunter> rofl\n<MrSupreme> rofl, good one\n<CouldItBe> lmao nice one sticker
bash.org #418790:\n \n<@drift_nax> i had 2 options\n<@drift_nax> close the porn\n<@drift_nax> or pull up my pants
bash.org #419629:\n \n<@Kamui> whats a flamewar without music?\n<@Kamui> xD\n<Br0thershin> Religion.
bash.org #419730:\n \n<Cheese> I'm going to Visit Canada one day anyway :/\n<microburn> Cheese, we'll go drinking.\n<Cheese> microburn, not until I'm like 23/24 ;s\n<Cheese> What would be funny is\n<Cheese> if we all still talk\n<microburn> Cheese, : That would be sad if stayed on IRC for 8 more years talking to you all.\n<Cheese> :s\n* microburn commits suicide.\n<Cheese> 8?\n<microburn> I have 8.\n<microburn> I'm 16.\n<Cheese> microburn, I can't see a day when we still don't come on IRC\n<Cheese> we might have graphics then\n<microburn> Graphics?\n<muert0> yeah me dancin naked in a box to your left\n* microburn quits IRC, now.
bash.org #419733:\n \nRain Complex: That was depressing Drew\nRain Complex: Please hold while I stab myself to death\nBLUeTalon24: ok\nBLUeTalon24: hurry back\nRain Complex: Okay, I'm back\nBLUeTalon24: wb!\nRain Complex: I went to Hell ):\nBLUeTalon24: that musta sucked\nRain Complex: Thank you\nRain Complex: Yes\nRain Complex: Well I'm still there\nRain Complex: They have computers!\nBLUeTalon24: they have AIM too?\nRain Complex: They're 133s running only WinNT and AOL\nBLUeTalon24: with spyware galore\nRain Complex: And pop-up makers\nRain Complex: Bootlegged Britney Spears WMAs playing in fast forward 24/7\nBLUeTalon24: haha WMA is evil\nRain Complex: Linux users are crying everywhere\nRain Complex: And all the Mac people jumped into the pit of fire and sulfur\nRain Complex: The keyboards are DVORAK\nBLUeTalon24: hahaha\nRain Complex: They only have trackballs\nRain Complex: And tape-drives\nRain Complex: 4.25 floppy drives that don't work\nBLUeTalon24: left handed single click dirty rolling ball mice with no scroll wheel.\nRain Complex: No scroll wheels for thousands of miles, my friend
bash.org #419746:\n \n<worstazn> yo i need to find a new bitch.. \n<mejmanyme> k i have a plan\n<mejmanyme> you running windows or linux?\n<worstazn> winxp....\n<mejmanyme> k, hit start and then "run"\n<mejmanyme> type in "cmd"\n<mejmanyme> after commandprompt opens\n<mejmanyme> type currentbitch /release\n<mejmanyme> then currentbitch /renew\n<mejmanyme> now type currentbitch /all and send the results
bash.org #419747:\n \ncpufreak04: Fun fact.\ncpufreak04: Take 'HAL' from 2001: A Space Odyssey\ncpufreak04: And move every letter one letter forward (Y=Z, X=Y)\ncpufreak04: What do you get?\nMavAntagonist: g_k\ncpufreak04: FORWARD.\nMavAntagonist: oh....IBM!\nMavAntagonist: OMG!
bash.org #419832:\n \n<cbatoday> my friend walked in on me having sex on his bed last night\n<Nemoso> was he pissed?\n<cbatoday> well yea, it was with his girlfriend :
bash.org #419930:\n \n<Bilbo>: Pac Man time!\n<Bilbo>: < ............. M\n<Bilbo>: < ........ M\n<Bilbo>: < . M\n<Bilbo>: ^\n<Bilbo>: Oops. I died.
bash.org #420181:\n \n<sic1> so you tried to go home\n<sic1> and it wouldn't start?\n<sp4nk> Indeed.\n<sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars. \n<sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing. \n<sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start. \n<sic1> HAHAHA\n<sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key? \n<sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem. \n<sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start. \n<sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your problem.
bash.org #420275:\n \n<ColdRage687> do you like psychiatry\n<Avs4Cup2K3> my mom's a psychiatrist\n<ColdRage687> i dont\n<ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body\n<ColdRage687> but then i realized\n<ColdRage687> pssssh\n<ColdRage687> look whats telling me that
bash.org #420391:\n \n<Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an english paper until like the day before it was due and it was supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long\n<Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story\n<Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could\n<Cyb> and got an A
bash.org #420439:\n \n<@Casper> Girl from work and I went to the pool hall\n<@Casper> I asked her if she wanted to start talking\n<@Casper> She said we would talk about it tomorrow\n<@Casper> She has a nice looking sister too\n<@cypher> start talking about what?\n<@Casper> going out\n<@cypher> people _plan_ relationship status?\n<Vehementi> not only do they plan relationship status, they plan *talking* about relationship status.\n<Vehementi> later in the relationship this is more commonly known as the "Let's talk about our relationship" trap\n<@cypher> Vehementi: <3\n<sh> $relationship->discuss();\n<sh> new Relationship;
bash.org #420517:\n \n<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.\n<Managore> FUCK\n<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??\n<Managore> NO\n<Managore> FUCK\n<Managore> SHIT\n<Managore> FUCK\n<Managore> FUCK
bash.org #420589:\n \n<@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing for some of our code.
bash.org #420634:\n \n<SnowBlind> We need to get that professor who mutated Oranges to have THC, so that Bacon has THC.\n<^goat^> mmmmm potbacon\n<SnowBlind> GET HIGH WHILE YOU FRY!\n<LynchHung> lol\n<SnowBlind> We'll call it JAMAICAN BACON!\n<Gazoo> Oranges have THC?
bash.org #420685:\n \n<tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?\n<elfking> why?\n<tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
bash.org #420839:\n \n<Siege>: Omg theres this really hot girl at my school.\n<WarHawk>: Aww. Siegebear is in wuv.\n<Siege>:Everytime she smiles i wanna cum all over her face.\n<WarHawk>: Whoa
bash.org #420855:\n \ngentoogod: omg dude\ngentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met\ngentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today\nsiral21: what was it\ngentoogod: ok before i say this\ngentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie\ngentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her\ngentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without\ngentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants\ngentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his\ngentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing\ngentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk\ngentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
bash.org #420926:\n \n<WooWoo> i was walking through goodwill with my daughter to look for costume ideas and there was this stuffed trout adn i gave it to her, adn literally, she smacked me with it and laughed\n<WooWoo> and i'm like.\n<WooWoo> omfg\n<WooWoo> she just trout slapped me\n<WooWoo> wtf\n<WooWoo> she's not on irc\n<WooWoo> it was all big too\n<WooWoo> like 3 feet long
bash.org #420954:\n \n<JonnyCash> man i was having this bad dream about driving piss drunk but then i woke up from it\n<JonnyCash> well i had to because the light turned green
bash.org #420967:\n \n<whitay> i just wanna kill mysql\n<whitay> myself*\n<heaika> that's an odd warning..\n<whitay> mmm stupid reflex typing
bash.org #421080:\n \n<seekm> this was a call someone had that i was helping them with\n<seekm> "is you caps lock key on?"\n<seekm> "i think so, the keyboard is in all capital letters"
bash.org #421163:\n \n< [Syntax]> woah, I just cracked open my fortune cookie and it was dead on..\n< Feenyx> how so?\n< jonnyv> "you will eat a cookie"?
bash.org #421516:\n \n<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party...\n<konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking.\n<konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image.
bash.org #421526:\n \n<r0y_g3rb1l> police stations are clubs for thick-skulled short dicked racist gun-nuts that took every civil-ass test they could because no one else hires people that put "former nigger beater" on their resume.
bash.org #421528:\n \n<GaronSemi> The media players of the future will -kill you- if you associate their filetypes with another program.
bash.org #421551:\n \n<LegCow> he's about as funny as aids\n<`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA! \n<`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA \n<`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE? HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
bash.org #421559:\n \n<TorpedoDog> well whats your take on the whole refugee bit then?\n<MalcomX> sailings not the fastest way to get places
bash.org #421667:\n \n<adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet?\n<spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs\n<spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb
bash.org #421793:\n \n<Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit\n<Casualty-> and pot once\n<CAL-bf\|Russ> Weed was amazing\n<eI\|Katie> casualty...\n<eI\|Katie> weed = pot\n* emolithic\|Icon_class has joined #gxl\n<Casualty-> err\n<Casualty-> not pot\n<Casualty-> cocaine\n<Meta474> hahaha\n<Meta474> Nerd.
