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Here come the airport rectal exams! (NSFW)

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zridling:
This might be a blessing in disguise if we think outside the box. Consider how going to the airport could save men over 50 the cost of an annual physical provided we could get the TSA to toss in an eye test and some blood work to go along with that rectal exam....-40hz (September 29, 2009, 02:48 PM)
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 ;D That's what I did all day yesterday, is laugh at how many ways this could be funny. Lines from the TSA line:

— See anything?
— Damnit, I forgot my lube!
— [To TSA agent]: Wow, you're good. Got a cigarette?
— NOOOOoooo! DON'T PULL HIS FINGER!!
— That's not a bomb, that's from last night's office party.
— [To a rough TSA agent]: Hey man, you don't have to be an asshole about it!

Finally, there's only so many reactions you can have while watching them skewer Grandpa:

40hz:

MilesAhead:
Now if they just find a few packets of cocaine they're so happy you weren't trying to blow them up that they give you your stuff back, and move you up to First Class. :)

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