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A stoned guy renamed some of his favorite items while high...
crabby3:
You may be too stoned if...
you're tired of talking midway through a sentence
walking to your kitchen seems like an epic journey
you spend 10 minutes searching for something and then realize you're holding it
you can't figure out how to operate a seat belt
you drive 10mph on the street
you stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green
you start stealing friends lighters
you enjoy not being able to move
you get lost in your own house
MilesAhead:
You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)
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You know someone is tripping if...
They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:
a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
superboyac:
You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)
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You know someone is tripping if...
They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:
a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM)
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:D
I do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!
MilesAhead:
do that when I'm being sober and over-analytical!!
-superboyac (December 02, 2014, 05:51 PM)
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I'm glad you play better than you over analyze. I enjoyed the Stride clip you posted. :Thmbsup:
crabby3:
You may be too stoned if...
-crabby3 (December 02, 2014, 09:13 AM)
--- End quote ---
You know someone is tripping if...
They encounter a table and chair. There's about a one foot gap between them. They stop to decide should they:
a) try to walk through the gap without moving either
b) move the chair to make more space and walk through the larger gap
c) walk around the chair
d) ask a friend what to do
-MilesAhead (December 02, 2014, 11:59 AM)
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This could be a too-high dilemma as well... so it's aa) try to walk through the chair. ;D
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