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Deozaan:
NECRO-THREAD, ARISE!!!!!



Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.

MerleOne:
Nice fall !

Curt:
Thank you, Deozaan, for causing yet another resurrection, so soon after Easter Sunday!

Meanwhile, I have learned that the proper term not is "cute jokes", but "dad jokes". I have also been told that my so-called jokes may need more edge. So, here we go:



* A woman walks into a gun shop. “It’s for my husband”, she tells the owner.
* “Did he tell you what calibre to get?” the owner asks.
* “Are you joking? He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him!”

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