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Man names son 2.0
40hz:
40Hz names man "Dork." :P
Darwin:
and did they get a birth certificate or EULA?
-Target (October 13, 2009, 05:30 PM)
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"By cutting the umbilical cord you accept this license agreement" the nastier parts of which cannot be examined until the kid takes a crap!! :hanged:
-MilesAhead (October 13, 2009, 05:35 PM)
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Ah yes, the Meconium clause...
MilesAhead:
So the kid is bound to be a stool pigeon?
This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in Playboy. A flying saucer is coasting just above the tree tops. The alien and his wife are obviously on vacation. The husband says to the wife, to her disbelief, "this is a planet where everything they eat turns to sh*t!" She's utterly horrified!! :)
cranioscopical:
So the kid is bound to be a stool pigeon?
-MilesAhead (October 14, 2009, 12:34 AM)
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I think one could pooh pooh that idea!
MilesAhead:
So the kid is bound to be a stool pigeon?
-MilesAhead (October 14, 2009, 12:34 AM)
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I think one could pooh pooh that idea!
-cranioscopical (October 14, 2009, 07:38 AM)
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If he's annoying, just tell him to scat. ;)
edit: hmm, the way this conversation is going the mod may flush this thread instead of deleting.
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