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Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

holt:
Question: Where can you find a square peg in a round hole?
Answer: In the corner of your eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Restless eggs. (i.e. 'restless legs')

Arizona Hot:
What kind of children do you get when the man is from Iceland and the woman is from Cuba?    SpoilerIceCubes
   
Groan? Heard it before?

rjbull:
A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street.  I asked, "Where are you going with that?"  They replied, "Narnia business."

- from The Last Laugh, The Countryman, Nov. 2019

rjbull:
I went to register a product on Panasonic's site.  Had to enter date of birth.  When I got to the year field, accidentally pressed End.  The site's response had a certain lack of making connections about it...

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