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dantheman:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist.  "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.  "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

 
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Deozaan:
Maze Images.png:
-Deozaan (October 24, 2017, 05:46 PM)
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I don't get it. Is it not just some QR Code?
-ConstanceJill (October 28, 2017, 05:36 AM)
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I felt bad about my last response. I didn't want to explain the joke for fear of ruining it, but in hindsight, I suppose the joke can't be appreciated if it can't be found. So I updated my original post so that now the QR Code is a link which should be more helpful in explaining why I found it amusing to stumble across a QR code image named "Maze Images" seemingly randomly.

tomos:
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN........
-dantheman (October 28, 2017, 07:26 AM)
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enjoyed that :-)
There's an entertaining tale collected by the Grimm brother's called Brother Lustig (Lustig meaning merry / funny / fun) where the Brother gets the better of Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.

Found it here, (note it's not a short one)
https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/061.txt

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