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http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/notorious-a-c
The alternate title for this comic was "Shebangs", but I realized that a Ricky Martin UNIX pun was probably a mistake. Some cooling tips - People cool and server cool are different things. Commercial home AC units are probably not right for your servers. - Make sure that there's a tight seal in the server room to keep your controlled air in - and most importantly of all, make sure never to play "If You Leave Me Now" by Chicago in your server room. Peter Cetera is a powerful uncoolant.
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IainB:
LOL moments.
I collect humourous things - like written/spoken jokes - but a lot of them come from real life.
Here are two recent ones:
Logical conception:
This was in a family court hearing where a female solicitor was questioning a witness (the father of a child named "Becky") about the child's birth and where the mother ("Sally") was living at the time (real names and details not used):
* Solicitor: So when and where was Becky born?
* Father: On 24 October 2002, in Singapore.
* Solicitor: Is that where Sally was living?
* Father: Well, yes, Singapore at the time of birth, but it could have been Auckland (New Zealand) if Sally had stayed there after visiting over January and February of that year, which would have been where Becky was conceived about 9 months before. So Becky was conceived in one place and born in another.
* Solicitor: So, Sally became pregnant?
* Father: Yes, of course. We've established that Becky was born in October of that year and that conception would have been in January or February, so Becky could not have been born without her mother becoming pregnant in the interim.
The other barrister literally fell about laughing over this.
The judge promptly adjourned the court for lunch.
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US Strategic Foreign Policy in a nutshell:
Appearing before the State, Foreign Operations, and Related Programs Subcommittee of the Senate Appropriations Committee, John Kerry the US Secretary of State was asked about a Gitmo detainee released by the administration in 2012 who had recently been spotted on an al-Qaeda recruitment video. (Why did that happen?)
Kerry made a statement whilst testifying about the State Department’s budget request for the fiscal year 2017.
During the hearing, Sen. Mark Kirk (R., Ill.) asked Kerry for his thoughts on Ibrahim al Qosi, the former Guantanamo detainee who is now a prominent al Qaeda leader, and had staffers hold up a picture of the terrorist for Kerry to see.
… Kerry paused for a moment before saying to Kirk, “Well, Senator, he’s not supposed to be doing that. And there are consequences for that, and there will be. But apart from that, the fact is that we’ve got people who’ve been held without charges for 13 years, 14 years in some cases. That’s not American, that’s not how we operate.”
“He’s not supposed to be doing that”? :tellme:
So that's all right then.
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