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app103:
High heels suck.
Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Here is a Latin-language version of "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"
In Vinculis Iacebunt, Ha-hae!.pdf (39.94 kB - downloaded 137 times.)
Arizona Hot:
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Edvard:
High heels suck.
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-app103 (September 13, 2015, 03:29 PM)
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I agree that those ridiculous "hooker hooves" (as a female acquaintance affectionately christened them) do suck. Can't you just hear tendons snapping? Sensible heels and a little practice works wonders, if you go for heels at all. And for pete's sake, the substrate they're walking on are NOT where you wear heels. Red carpets, catwalks, and smooth club floors, sure. Boardwalks on the beach? Not so much. You're just asking for dual ankle braces to go with those platforms, kid.
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barney:
High heels suck.
-app103 (September 13, 2015, 03:29 PM)
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Yeah, they do. However, they are a combination/creation of chauvinism and sensual pride. High heels help to form the calves more attractively - for those who find calves attractive (and we ain't talkin' livestock here :P), while flats tend to produce more hip/buttock action. What's funny about this? My senior year in high school - 1963, mind you - I was handed a research project by my English teacher because of a casual comment - I thought! - I made one (1) day in class about models and the profession of modeling. Took me two (2) weeks, and I now know more about modeling and footwear than I ever had any wish to learn :-\ :P. If you think heels are bad, consider the consequences of casual comments!
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