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app103:
Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
Attributed to Einstein, I presume.
-Arizona Hot (November 18, 2013, 01:48 PM)
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Attributed to every married couple since the beginning of time. :P
tomos:
Brooklyn - The Gentlemen's Rant
JLE via Google+
if you love hipsters, then you'll hate this rant...
RaveriusMax
but, if hipsters are supposed to hate it, then wouldn't that make them love it even more?
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Arizona Hot:
How many of these can you answer without cheating?
Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
SpoilerA: A teacher says "no chewing" and a train says "choo-choo"!
Q: What do you call a lion tamer who sticks his right arm down a lion's
throat?
SpoilerA: Lefty!
Q: What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
SpoilerA: You get repossessed!
Q: Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?
SpoilerA: They can't keep their trunks up!
Q: How do you cut through waves?
SpoilerA: With a sea-saw!
Q: If a man smashed a clock, could he be accused of killing time?
SpoilerA: Not if the clock struck first!
280 English jokes Any Polish jokes in response should be in Polish.
wraith808:
I know that there's serious issues surrounding this... but this part is too hilarious to pass up.
Qatar's accidental vagina stadium is most gratifying
Stoic Joker:
Qatar's accidental vagina stadium is most gratifying-wraith808 (November 19, 2013, 03:52 PM)
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This comment on the article bears repeating:This is the kind of thing that happens when you try hard not to think about something. 'DO NOT THINK ABOUT VAGINAS DO NOT THING ABOUT VAGI...ah dammit. I made a massive vagina stadium.'-IsabellaMackie
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