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J-Mac:
http://fr.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1qp024/man_leaves_best_voicemail_ever_after_witnessing/
-mouser (November 17, 2013, 10:50 PM)
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Didn't see anything there but opinion. Did I miss something?
Jim
mouser:
It *seems* obvious to me.. People are not capable of such long smooth flowery descriptions of unfolding events.
app103:
It *seems* obvious to me.. People are not capable of such long smooth flowery descriptions of unfolding events.
-mouser (November 17, 2013, 11:08 PM)
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The things that stood out to me were the lack of appropriate background sounds and how he knew what exact translation of the bible the old woman was beating the guy up with. That doesn't seem possible if the events were real.
Snopes lists its veracity as "Undetermined", and states that Jack-In-The-Box confirmed that it is a real voicemail left by an employee. Of course that doesn’t confirm that the accident was real; just that the voicemail is.
-J-Mac (November 17, 2013, 09:47 PM)
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Back when I worked for a courier company, I once had a driver tell me over the phone that the reason why he didn't finish his route and took the deliveries home with him (which is absolutely NOT allowed and considered theft) was because halfway through his route, he had to pull over because he was having a massive heart attack, then figured the best course of action afterwards was to go home and get some sleep, not go to a hospital, not call and tell me there was a problem, not call and arrange pickup of his deliveries by another driver. :huh:
And he looked just fine that afternoon when he came in and requested more deliveries from me, and couldn't understand why I didn't want to give him any till he provided me with a medical release, verifying his heart attack and that he was currently fit to work.
So, I will believe that people do leave ridiculous, insane, and creative voicemails to explain why they are late or not coming in. It's the evolved version of "the dog ate my homework". :D
IainB:
"Here's a funny joke. ..."
"Tisn't true."
"My joke is so true!"
"Tisn't."
"Tis so, and can't say it back." ... etc.
Sure, this in itself is also rather funny, like the joke, but could be somewhat tedious unless deliberately done for the amusement/entertainment of others.
There would seem to be a possibility that the amusing joke could either be true or false, so couldn't we just leave it at that? There is such a thing as "killing" someone else's joke, after all.
IainB:
Some humour and some truth...
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