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IainB:
Found this letter to the editor copied on tallbloke's blog. Brilliant.
(OCR'd using MS OneNote.)
A short guide to
the Middle East
From Mr KN A1-Sabah.
Sir, Iran is backing Assad. Gulf
states are against Assad!
Assad is against Muslim
Brotherhood. Muslim Brotherhood
and Obama are against General Sisi.
But Gulf states are pro-Sisi! Which
means they are against Muslim
Brotherhood!
Iran is pro-Hamas, but Hamas is
backing Muslim Brotherhood!
Obama is backing Muslim
Brotherhood, yet Hamas is against
the US!
Gulf states are pro-US. But Turkey
is with Gulf states against Assad; yet
Turkey is pro-Muslim Brotherhood
against General Sisi. And General
Sisi is being backed by the Gulf
states!
Welcome to the Middle East and
have a nice day.
KN A1-Sabah,
London EC4, UK
Renegade:
^^ Heheehe! Say wut? Would be interesting to see that done as a kind of flow chart.
Stoic Joker:
Would be interesting to see that done as a kind of flow chart.-Renegade (September 12, 2013, 03:42 AM)
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Just google circle jerk ... I'm pretty sure it's the same thing.
It's been said that the best way to avoid getting raped in prison is to sit down and keep your mouth shut. The US really should take that advice to heart me thinks.
kyrathaba:
The US really should take that advice to heart me thinks.
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+1
Shades:
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor.. Horatio thought about this and
said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to
the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your bloody bills !!!
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