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Stoic Joker:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.-kyrathaba (September 11, 2013, 09:23 AM)
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Oh dear ... The punch line is actually quite close to the answer I typically give - like during job interviews - for that exact question (Which is: the glass is to big for the task at hand, and leave me out of your silly :)ing exorcise).
app103:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.-kyrathaba (September 11, 2013, 09:23 AM)
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Oh dear ... The punch line is actually quite close to the answer I typically give - like during job interviews - for that exact question (Which is: the glass is to big for the task at hand, and leave me out of your silly :)ing exorcise).
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 11:10 AM)
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While I have been insisting since childhood, in all seriousness, that the glass is completely full.
Stoic Joker:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.-kyrathaba (September 11, 2013, 09:23 AM)
--- End quote ---
Oh dear ... The punch line is actually quite close to the answer I typically give - like during job interviews - for that exact question (Which is: the glass is to big for the task at hand, and leave me out of your silly :)ing exorcise).
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 11:10 AM)
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While I have been insisting since childhood, in all seriousness, that the glass is completely full.
-app103 (September 11, 2013, 03:11 PM)
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Which asserts that the serving size is correct, and that the seemingly extra rim space is simply a requirement of/for safe yet rapid transport.
Hm... I like it! :Thmbsup:
app103:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.-kyrathaba (September 11, 2013, 09:23 AM)
--- End quote ---
Oh dear ... The punch line is actually quite close to the answer I typically give - like during job interviews - for that exact question (Which is: the glass is to big for the task at hand, and leave me out of your silly :)ing exorcise).
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 11:10 AM)
--- End quote ---
While I have been insisting since childhood, in all seriousness, that the glass is completely full.
-app103 (September 11, 2013, 03:11 PM)
--- End quote ---
Which asserts that the serving size is correct, and that the seemingly extra rim space is simply a requirement of/for safe yet rapid transport.
Hm... I like it! :Thmbsup:
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 03:59 PM)
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It's just my recognition of the half a glass of air that everyone else ignores. ;)
Renegade:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.-kyrathaba (September 11, 2013, 09:23 AM)
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Oh dear ... The punch line is actually quite close to the answer I typically give - like during job interviews - for that exact question (Which is: the glass is to big for the task at hand, and leave me out of your silly :)ing exorcise).
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 11:10 AM)
--- End quote ---
While I have been insisting since childhood, in all seriousness, that the glass is completely full.
-app103 (September 11, 2013, 03:11 PM)
--- End quote ---
Which asserts that the serving size is correct, and that the seemingly extra rim space is simply a requirement of/for safe yet rapid transport.
Hm... I like it! :Thmbsup:
-Stoic Joker (September 11, 2013, 03:59 PM)
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It's just my recognition of the half a glass of air that everyone else ignores. ;)
-app103 (September 11, 2013, 05:06 PM)
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Which can only mean that there's room for another bottle of wine!
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