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Renegade:
So I'm sitting out on the porch having a smoke when a neighbour drops some stuff in the recycling bin. I say, "You know that by recycling you're denying the landfill miners the opportunity to make a living in the future, eh?" She looks at me like I'm crazy, "Uh, ok." :P

TaoPhoenix:
Well, IANAL, but I see no reason why you and I can't make an agreement and for both of us to explicitly deny the courts any jurisdiction. We *can* do that. Now, how much any court would respect that, I don't know. They tend to like meddling in people's business. :P But the point above was that the Copyheart license hasn't been tested.
-Renegade (August 24, 2013, 02:23 AM)
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Unless the law is cooler in Aussieland, you *can't* do that - you can't make a contract that is literally unenforceable by law. That's what that last term means.

So no matter how much dear ol' Renny says he wants to, Some Contracts Cannot Be Made. They basically cease to "legally" exist about 0.000000314159236 milliseconds after they are made.

A more silly exaggerated example is "I promise to shoot myself in the head if Microsoft Stock doesn't rise 17 points with Ballmer's departure".

p.s. please take the "anal" out of not being a lawyer. It's the worst tragedy of acronyms ever created!
:P

app103:
Ren, and anyone else interested,

Instead of discussing copyright and unenforceable contracts in this humor thread, maybe it would be better in the original thread I started with that very link I posted earlier: https://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=30129.0

Renegade:
Ren, and anyone else interested,

Instead of discussing copyright and unenforceable contracts in this humor thread, maybe it would be better in the original thread I started with that very link I posted earlier: https://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=30129.0
-app103 (August 24, 2013, 03:06 AM)
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I used my dark Cthulhu magical powers to raise the necrothread! MWAHAHAHA!

https://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=30129.msg335499#msg335499

wraith808:
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