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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
kyrathaba:
A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
kyrathaba:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
kyrathaba:
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "
Giampy:
Four men into a car ask to a prostitute:
"What's your price?"
"50$ in front and 100$ back"
The two men seated on the rear seats complain:
"Why should we pay more?????"
IainB:
Apparently a recent and genuine apology published in the Sun newspaper (UK):
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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