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tomos:
^ It's like this deep proverb is almost understandable [...]
-kyrathaba (April 25, 2013, 07:00 AM)
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that's the thing,
I dont think it was meant to be (a) a proverb; or (b) deep

... but that was *your* joke, wasn't it :tellme: :-[ ;D



edit/ can you read it nosh? (if so, rough translation please!)

kyrathaba:
The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
 
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office
In a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysteria's and Posteriors."
 
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to read, "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the Council,
they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonic's." No go.
 
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive's."
 
Thumbs down Again.
 
Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
 
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
 
Unacceptable again!
 
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.
 
"Nuts and Butts?" No way.
 
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
 
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
 
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
 
"Dr.. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
 
Everyone loved it.

nosh:
edit/ can you read it nosh? (if so, rough translation please!)
-tomos (April 25, 2013, 08:23 AM)
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Haha! No, I can't. We have a few hundred local languages. I speak three and am somewhat fluent in one. I couldn't even tell you which language that is.  :-[   
 

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Animated GIF of Patrick Stewart aging over the past 20 years...

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